The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Airthrow]

It worked out like this:

AT: "We are still bowling tonight, right?"
FJ: "Did you, uh, read my thread on SRK? I can't do anything strenuous like that for a while, I had surgery."
AT: "What kinda surgery was it??"
FJ: "Ummm, just read the thread, ummm, I will talk to you later!"

What kind of jerk lets his circumcision screw over BOWLING NIGHT!?!?! :mad:

Also it's really fucking hard to weird me out or make shit awkward because I truly LIVE a "don't give a fuck" type of lifestyle. But in general me and Fishjie keep it simple and discuss bitchez, hoez, money, and rimz (SPINNIN').

[fishjie]

It worked out like this:

AT: "We are still bowling tonight, right?"
FJ: "Did you, uh, read my thread on SRK? I can't do anything strenuous like that for a while, I had surgery."
AT: "What kinda surgery was it??"
FJ: "Ummm, just read the thread, ummm, I will talk to you later!"



yeah that's pretty much how it went :rofl:

okay but seriously dude when the ........... healing is complete, you gotta share the love. share plz. kthx

[Irennicus]

I wanna hang with fish and Airthrow. That sounds awesome.

I wish Airthrow and I had been able to move in together.

[abacabb]

yeah you 2 guys sound like real cool people

[*InVeRs3*]

Hanging with the duo known as FISH AND THROW would be tight.

Hey, since you got circumsized, if you get a boner, I assume that it's going to hurt. So how do you not get boners?

[kcxj]

Listerine breath strips for the win. :lovin:

It wasn't with the girl I'm in love with, but I went home with the Asian stereotype flat butt girl today and it was nice... flat butt and all. I was confident about whispering into her ear all that other good close up stuff without worrying about onion breath. I still wish I wore a cologne though. But I need to go to mall to get some and that's a pain. All they have is Axe and other random deodorants at the supermarket and I know for a sure a girl will be able to tell whether you're wearing the $4 spray can or the $50 Dolce and Gabbana etc...

I'll go get some today when I wake up (the expensive stuff, not the supermarket ass).

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I met a new girl today. I randomly waved at her and smiled at her, and holy shit... she actually came and sat down with me.

Anyway, I think she likes me because she laughed at all the stupid jokes I was making to bust on her. Plus she admitted that she wanted to come talk to me before, but she didn't think I was interested.

A thing that did bug me was that she said she thought I was shy though? That's really the kind of impression that I give off? Man, I don't know if she was saying that just to bust on me, or she really meant it. That sucks, because I've been trying really hard to kick out that nice guy, shy guy vibe I'm always giving off but can't help it this past year.

I didn't take a picture (of all the days to forget my phone...), but her face reminds me of Sora Aoi (random Jap porn actress). It's round and not really that appealing to me. Kinda like a pig almost. Just the nose and the round cheeks. Don't misinterpret me that I'm saying she is ugly (because I wouldn't be talking to her if she were), but just like I'm not really that attracted to Sora's face, I'm not really attracted to this girl's face that much either.

I found out she's only 19 though, and that's HUGE turn on for me because I'm creepily awesome like that.

Shit... I didn't get her number or e-mail though. What a waste. I did all that play it cool stuff and forgot to get her contact info at the end. I'm not working tonight, but I hope to see her on Sunday then. If not, I'll have to wait a whole week because she works weekends only. :bluu:

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Incidently, I made a ton of mistakes at work tonight, because I couldn't stop thinking about ass. (As in literally thinking about "ass" too, because I got lucky and the loudmouth girl I said I felt the urge to rape before gave me a perfect view today and I could see her panty lines.)

At one point I made three mistakes in a row, and I even made another mistake when I tried to correct the first one. The last mistake of the night, I needed to call the shift manager over, but the players were nice people and decided to just split the pot instead. Actually, I think the guy was nervous and afraid he might of lost the money now if the manager ruled against him... so that's why he offered to split. Well, whatever though... I wasn't thinking straight tonight, and I guess I don't really care either. I met somebody new and got all up close and personal with a girl I already know also. :bgrin:

[FistsofFury]

Maaaan...Little Brother (aka Percy Miracles') joint Cheatin needs to be a single. That sounds need to be well known to lampoon all this shitty R&B.

[abacabb]

Maaaan...Little Brother (aka Percy Miracles') joint Cheatin needs to be a single. That sounds need to be well known to lampoon all this shitty R&B.

yup. that song is comedy, that whole album teh hotness easily one of the best albums of 2005

[RoninChaos]

I'm getting tired of hearing from literally damn near every one of my friends about their problems with women. Some of them are legit, and some aren't.

It makes me wonder why people build their lives around their women. It's really mind blowing. A couple of my friends literally don't do anything else but pick their girl up and do nothing with them. They never want to go out and do anything. I don't get it.

I guess it's cause I don't take women that seriously. I did at one point, getting all caught up and shit but it's really pointless. I'm talking to 3 girls right now and I still don't spend as much time with all three of them as some people do with one girl. I don't get how people could just build their life around another person. It's amazing to me.

[kcxj]

I can't fight the urge. Going through puberty makes me do the stupidest and most irrational things just for women (like spend $50 for a 2 oz bottle of cologne), and they're not even smoking hot 80% of the time either, so they probably don't even deserve it.

hormones + hypnotic asses --> whatever though... just go with it. :rofl:

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Bear or Az:

What's the right way to put on cologne?

I bought $45 Dolce and Gabbana Pour Homme (because I'm such homme), but I don't know how to use it without wasting my money now. Spray it directly on the skin? Where and how much?

Is one spray on the neck enough to last me 8 hours or so?

I normally don't smell like anything, because I'm obsessive about showering and my personal hygiene (plus unscented body powder and deodorant too), but I want the girls to like me more from now on whenever they're close (from like point blank to a foot or so).

I'm always talking about how amazing that girl I love smells. There are other girls I like too, but I realized I don't like them nearly as much as the one that I'm in love with and smells so captivating. I don't know what her secret is, but there's an extremely high chance it's a purfume I bet. Anyway, I'm stealing her trick now. I see other guys trying to pick her up all the time (at least 3 different guys every single day), so maybe if I smell nice, I can have girls paying the same kind of attention to me. :bgrin:

edit: Kenneth Cole Reaction smells like dried spit to me. Everybody wears Cool Water, any of the CK fragrances, and Tommy and Polo also, so I avoided those. I haven't asked any of the girls I know if they like it yet, but the fragrance I bought smells very subtle and cotton fresh to me and I like that.

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Check it out. New shoes:
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/new.jpg

My friend/mentor on how to be cool, taught me, "When it comes to my feet, I don't fuck around." He wears $130 Timberland boots. I need something black for work though, and plus spending over $100 on shoes is crazy to me, so I bought these for $75 instead.

My old shoes:
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/old.jpg

Gee, I wonder why girls never told me I have nice shoes... Anyway, my old shoes are $50 "Sketchers" and they're crap. I don't recommend them one bit. I don't think it's real leather because of the way the surface got all cracked and peeled.

[Dan?]

I'm talking to 3 girls right now and I still don't spend as much time with all three of them as some people do with one girl.

You're talking to other women?! My girlfriends warned me about you, but I didn't listen. YOU A TRICK RC!! *Storms out in a huff*

[Hunter D]

I'm getting tired of hearing from literally damn near every one of my friends about their problems with women. Some of them are legit, and some aren't.

It makes me wonder why people build their lives around their women. It's really mind blowing. A couple of my friends literally don't do anything else but pick their girl up and do nothing with them. They never want to go out and do anything. I don't get it.

I guess it's cause I don't take women that seriously. I did at one point, getting all caught up and shit but it's really pointless. I'm talking to 3 girls right now and I still don't spend as much time with all three of them as some people do with one girl. I don't get how people could just build their life around another person. It's amazing to me.
From what I've seen from ny own experiences and from those around me is that men, you and me included, are emotionally gaurded around our peers. When a guy gets close to a women He exposes parts of himself that he probably never exposed to anyone. Guys will discuss things with their women that they would never discuss with their friends because we connect with our women in a way that we will never connect with our male friends. Sex is one of those ways but the key factor is the difference between men and women emotionally and how the sexes differ in the way they interact with others.

That little rant is all based on what I have seen and experienced. I'm only twenty-two and have a lot of life left to live so I doubt I have come with the end all be all of theories.

[mvsc2demon]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge
knife comes around the corner,locks eyes with you, screams
obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,and charges at
you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an Expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:!

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.....

(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[Ephidel]

Man my back hurts, each time I sit down the pain just sinks in. Sucks big time....

[FistsofFury]

You are now riding the ocean green waves aboard the HMS Fury. You're capitain is well seasoned, so don't be afraid to come on up.

Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhh IM HIGH NIGGA,...shiietet.

[monbaby]

You are now riding the ocean green waves aboard the HMS Fury. You're capitain is well seasoned, so don't be afraid to come on up.

Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhh IM HIGH NIGGA,...shiietet.



You need to listen to project pat's "Ghetty Green" Album immediatly...

I remember i gave a couple of songs a few months ago...

[FistsofFury]

You need to listen to project pat's "Ghetty Green" Album immediatly...

I remember i gave a couple of songs a few months ago...



K

Probably made a complete ass out of myself in IRC..but whatever. No one cares what happens on the internet.

[monbaby]

Make sure you are in a car or something with heavy bass man...

[Lantis]

okay but seriously dude when the ........... healing is complete, you gotta share the love. share plz. kthx

:wtf: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! :wasted:

[Carpet Lint]

Hanging with the duo known as FISH AND THROW would be tight.
Fish & Throw...

Okay, here's my new movie idea. You guys just sign me the rights and I'll give you a cut of the profit when I eventually make it big.

FISH & THROW

A summer comedy about two cool dudes from (Where the fuck you from? Seattle?) Seattle who have wacky misadventures when Airthrow (Luke Wilson) accidentally drops the engagement ring intended for his girlfriend (Jessica Alba) into the river (there's a river in Seattle right?) and he enlists the help of his old buddy fishjie (John Cho) to help..."fish it out."

They soon discover that the ring has been swallowed by the giant legendary catfish Old Sampson (voiced by Liam Neeson) and the chase is on! However crafty Old Sampson makes his way into protected waters, reserved for the annual Seattle Professional Fishing EVO2K6 Tournament.

Posing as professional fishermen, two old buddies set off to catch the big one, befriend some wacky new fishermen friends (Adam Sandler, Dave Chappelle, Sarah Silverman), and learn a few life lessons along the way.

Sometimes...it's not the one you catch...but the one that gets away.

FISH & THROW

Cast away Summer 2006.




EDIT: No one steal my idea.

[TS]

.....brilliant!

Random:
Anyone else remember the Tiger(?) Game.com? The super-shitty b/w handheld game system? Or remember those retarded ones where you'd have a little red screen over one eye? I remember they came out with Mortal Kombat 3 for one of those things....awful.

Really, all of those OG Tiger handheld games sucked monkey nuts, AFAIK. They were really outstandingly bad. They controlled like ass, and the backs would always break off so you'd have to tape the batteries in, and the screens and "animation" were weak as fuck....

I hope that Street Fighter Alpha Anthology game (random that it even exists) doesn't suck ass...so many ways they could fuck that up.

[Azrael]

Bear or Az:

What's the right way to put on cologne?
...Why me?

Anyway, spray a little bit on your wrists, and some in your chest area. I usually spray a little in front of me, and then kind of just let it drift into me.

It should be subtle. If you smell it, you've put on too much.

[AdverseSolutions]

Since it's ask Az time, when will you know when it's time to leave Japan?

[Azrael]

Me personally? When one or all of these requirements are met...

-- Japanese porn is no longer appaling to me. And, I'd have no qualms about reading it openly on the train.

-- When Japan, scared shitless over BSE, decides to phase out beef alltogether and just replace it with more fish.

-- I can't watch a TV program without expecting a geinojin to come on afterwards and talk about the stuff I just watched.

-- I actually want to sit through the entire credits of a movie, instead of leaving.

-- When, instead of thinking "this sucks I won't do it" I start thinking "shikata ga nai. Ganbaru shika nai".

Seriously though, I want to finish learning the language (not that you can ever "finish"...I guess closer to completion would be more accurate), save up some cash, and do some more travelling. Then I'll be ready to leave.

[Slide]

FISH & THROW

Cast away Summer 2006.

haahah

I hope that Street Fighter Alpha Anthology game (random that it even exists) doesn't suck ass...so many ways they could fuck that up.

Agreed.
I hope a3 is big in the states again. cause i want to be a part of it this time around.

[JackTenrac!]

I usually spray her in the air and walk through and chill in it for a while.(you'll have to be naked to do this, though.). Az brings up a good point on the subtleness.

Where are you located by the way?

[AdverseSolutions]

Yo AZ by the way man you pass your test???

[kcxj]

I usually spray her in the air and walk through and chill in it for a while.(you'll have to be naked to do this, though.). Az brings up a good point on the subtleness.

Where are you located by the way?
Wouldn't a lot of it be wasted on the floor though? Wouldn't your clothes cover up the scent and defeat the whole purpose of using it in the first place also?

I'm going to try the chest and wrists thing Az recommended tonight and see how that works for me. Not to sound like a cheapass (even though I probably am), but two sprays should be enough I think? One on the chest, one on the wrist, then rub it against the other wrist.

The only compliment a girl ever gave me about how I smelled good was for my hair. I had just gotten out of the shower and used some fruity girl shampoo. I'd kill for another compliment like that (not for the girl shampoo but how she liked how I smelled). The ego boost was awesome and I miss it.

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Now's a good a time as any to plug my local arcade I suppose.

(see my sig below)

TGA for the win (at video games and when I want to spend money on random Japanese stuff at least).

[arcticninja]

what program do you guys use to download music? I used to use Soulseek, but it's been dead for a long time now.

[defcon]

so like buddhists and zen ppl preach "emptiness" and detachment... in my case, unless something directly affects me, i just about never feel a goddam thing, and sometimes not even then. sometimes i feel like a ghost... and i don't care. this can't be right, can it? i'm torn between detached nobility and feeling like one of Timothy Leary's failed seekers who can't shake the idea that someone somewhere is tending to a light at the end of the tunnel. it's crazy, cuz the more i type, the less i really care about what i'm typing, lol.

[maxx]

what program do you guys use to download music? I used to use Soulseek, but it's been dead for a long time now.

bittorrent for me.

though i cant seem to find paul walls album..i dont have any torrent sites exclusive to music at the moment.

[JackTenrac!]

Wouldn't a lot of it be wasted on the floor though? Wouldn't your clothes cover up the scent and defeat the whole purpose of using it in the first place also?

Not quite. It's a good method. You don't shoot five shots in the air like a dork. Just enough to get it to smell off on you. Got it from Men's Health.

- Reading Week starts. So does the site building, studying, readingm, hoping to God I don't go ballistic....and practicin'

- The dred dream is dead so, out goes the hair.

- Did Wayne Gre.(The Great One) really do it?

- Tiger was cool. Especially the Baseball game and Sonic the Hedgehog. Seriously, it's all about the space and frame space. Not much to work with.

[Airthrow]

.....brilliant!

Random:
Anyone else remember the Tiger(?) Game.com? The super-shitty b/w handheld game system? Or remember those retarded ones where you'd have a little red screen over one eye? I remember they came out with Mortal Kombat 3 for one of those things....awful.

Really, all of those OG Tiger handheld games sucked monkey nuts, AFAIK. They were really outstandingly bad. They controlled like ass, and the backs would always break off so you'd have to tape the batteries in, and the screens and "animation" were weak as fuck....

I hope that Street Fighter Alpha Anthology game (random that it even exists) doesn't suck ass...so many ways they could fuck that up.

The black and white tiger handhelds were called "R-zone", there was that one on the headband and also one that was like a controller that let you plug in the screen/games too.

I forget there might've been another version too. I remember it sucking.

[kcxj]

I found this.

http://www.askmen.com/fashion/fashiontip_100/115_fashion_advice.html

I don't know if I'm about to put cologne on my thighs, but the two spray thing sounds about right. My first day wearing it today, and I realized I wasted the amount I used on my wrists. I wash my hands every break and after I eat at break, so it's at least eight times I wash my hands every single night. I can't even smell anything on my wrists anymore right now and that's pretty lame.

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I saw two fat kids wearing t-shirts and baggy shorts in the swimming pool today.

[Azrael]

^Do you wash your wrists too?

Spray a little bit more upwards then...higher wrist/forearm territory. Again, after a while, you won't smell the cologne...but others will, and that's what's important. If you smell the cologne all day, you put WAY too much on.

[BornAgainCommunist]

When I was little my freind shot a bird with his bb gun...and cut it's head off.....he was a closet Gay who almost became a serial killer......

to out do him..... I stole a hamster from another freind....and took him over a bridge....over a river....and tied a string around his neck and hung the little guy.... the hamster ...
I was a closet normal person...and now the only way for that dream to be fufilled is if i move to a different country.

Peace.

P.S.

I used to be able to hit a moving animal wit my bb gun from sometimes
75 yards...small animals..... the curvature was like 4 to five feet up to down......

pure skill.

[Roxie]

A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.
Mohandas Gandhi

An important lesson.

[arcticninja]

bittorrent for me.

though i cant seem to find paul walls album..i dont have any torrent sites exclusive to music at the moment.


bittorrent is fine for downloading albums, but if I'm looking for a particular song, it's not so hot.

A friend of mine suggested Limewire, so I'll try that I guess.

[KrassHole]

When I was little my freind shot a bird with his bb gun...and cut it's head off.....he was a closet Gay who almost became a serial killer......

to out do him..... I stole a hamster from another freind....and took him over a bridge....over a river....and tied a string around his neck and hung the little guy.... the hamster ...
I was a closet normal person...and now the only way for that dream to be fufilled is if i move to a different country.

Peace.

P.S.

I used to be able to hit a moving animal wit my bb gun from sometimes
75 yards...small animals..... the curvature was like 4 to five feet up to down......

pure skill.

you're a loser.

[Hunter D]

A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.
Mohandas Gandhi

An important lesson.
My sig

[Airthrow]

I'm in a long distance relationship at the moment (as in, she's not currently in the U.S. long distance). It's sucks but we talk either online or on the phone or on skype pretty much every day for at least an hour.

Anyways...there is this co-worker of mine. She's always poking me and unneccessarily touching me. Also she made me give her a hug today. Obviously she likes me. So anyways, we got off work at the same time today, and she got a ride home from her roommate. We live near each other so they gave me a ride.

Anyways while waiting for the roommate to show up, we were talking and she said something about guys not getting the signs that she likes them, and mentioned touching them all the time, etc. Then in the car on the way she asked me if I have the day off friday so we can go to the movies.

I am not trying to be Linkin Park or anything, but it really really sucks to have a girl like me and ask me out and I will have to explain to her that I can't. It seems like when I am single I seriously never get any attention paid to me, and as soon as I find a girl (we are in love and everything) then all these girls come out of the clockwork.

Ugh, I feel shitty because my co-worker is a really cool friend and I don't want it to be weird, and also because I don't know if I should even tell my girl about this since it will just make her worry?

snip

HAHAHAHA! Good stuff. :rofl:

[JackTenrac!]

When I was little my freind shot a bird with his bb gun...and cut it's head off.....he was a closet Gay who almost became a serial killer......

to out do him..... I stole a hamster from another freind....and took him over a bridge....over a river....and tied a string around his neck and hung the little guy.... the hamster ...
I was a closet normal person...and now the only way for that dream to be fufilled is if i move to a different country.

Peace.

P.S.

I used to be able to hit a moving animal wit my bb gun from sometimes
75 yards...small animals..... the curvature was like 4 to five feet up to down......

pure skill.



Another anti-Taichi....also known as...Tae Bo.

This is so KoF post 99. Guess this guy's the K'9999 to K', since the Kula (Serpent) is gone.

[Azrael]

Throw - I feel you on women coming out of the woodwork when you're committed. When you are single, you can't even buy one but get one girl and they're throwing themselves at you.

Anyway, I'd say don't tell your girl about it. You have no intention of acting on it so there's no reason to worry her.

[fishjie]

Fish & Throw...


o m g

that was beautiful

[FistsofFury]

Throw - I feel you on women coming out of the woodwork when you're committed. When you are single, you can't even buy one but get one girl and they're throwing themselves at you.

Anyway, I'd say don't tell your girl about it. You have no intention of acting on it so there's no reason to worry her.



I agree. Something like that spread over that many miles can get blown up in someone's imagination. Don't even worry, in fact save the story for when she comes back for brownie points?

[Murt!]

Drawing MS Paint-esque pictures without Paint is a bitch.

[abacabb]

bittorrent for me.

though i cant seem to find paul walls album..i dont have any torrent sites exclusive to music at the moment.
you need that paul wall? i got you son hit me on aim JustinSGS

[VG Emblem]

Drawing MS Paint-esque pictures without Paint is a bitch.
I think the point was to use MS Paint, I could be wrong though...

Hey guys, its past midnight on the end of a weekend. Can anyone guess what I'm doing?

[abacabb]

I think the point was to use MS Paint, I could be wrong though...

Hey guys, its past midnight on the end of a weekend. Can anyone guess what I'm doing?
rubbin one out? humping your kasumi body pillow? tell me if i gettin any closer

[*InVeRs3*]

The next person to post is my new hero. The next person to post after my new hero however, is my enemy.

[Scorpio_G]

you need that paul wall? i got you son hit me on aim JustinSGS

What the hell are you doing up? Arent you suppose to be sleep like the rest of human society.

What are you nocturnal?

Whatever, it's nice I'm not the only one. :bgrin:

Whenever my next door neighboor slams the toilet seat down when he's done using it I just want to break down the door and stab him with a broken Tazo Ice Tea with Lemon bottle.

FUCK this I hate doing this to Mike (my supervisor) but I'm not commin in on Wed...and probably not Friday either.

This thesis is kicking whatever's left of my sanity's ass. :wasted: :crybaby:

I wish I can continue writing my fanfics. I hate working on this project. I wanna do something else now.

I cant wait till the 28th. I hate complaining about stuff I have to go back to work.

I wanna sleep like a normal being.:sad:

[VG Emblem]

rubbin one out? humping you kasumi body pillow? tell me if i gettin any closer
Not even close, more like doing school work because I procrastinated for over a week lol.

Edit: Fine inverse, I except my role as your destined enemy. Shall we duel now?

[Murt!]

Well abacabb, VG wasn't beating off, but I was... and I don't know about you guys, or anyone else for that matter, but I think my jizz is made of acid or something, cause in my first and only burst came a bigass gob in my eye... it hurt like hell at that moment.

[VG Emblem]

Well abacabb, VG wasn't beating off, but I was... and I don't know about you guys, or anyone else for that matter, but I think my jizz is made of acid or something, cause in my first and only burst came a bigass gob in my eye... it hurt like hell at that moment.
DUDE, you should like so become Acid Jizz Man. I could just imagine your costume and super hero signal in the sky thingiemajig so perfectly.

[9TNine]

Well abacabb, VG wasn't beating off, but I was... and I don't know about you guys, or anyone else for that matter, but I think my jizz is made of acid or something, cause in my first and only burst came a bigass gob in my eye... it hurt like hell at that moment.

I think the real question is, why're you aiming at your face?

-9

[VG Emblem]

I think the real question is, why're you aiming at your face?

-9
Lol I was thinking the same.

OMFG I need to stop leaving all my shit up to the last minute. But I just can't do homework and shit unless I know it's my absolute last chance to do it. Must break habit...
Any tips?

[VG Emblem]

I liked my last av, but I think it was time for a change. You guys like it?

[arcticninja]

Airthrow:

You got to tell that chick (not your g/f, the other one) straight up that you're in a relationship. Up to you how nice you want to be about it, but you have to make it clear that she's wasting her time and energy, or else she's just going to keep flirting with you.

[Azrael]

I watched a little WWE Raw on satellite TV today. ...Jerry The King Lawler is a good guy announcer now?! Man, how things have changed.

[Slide]

Damn VG Emblem is thinking out loud too much.

[Irennicus]

A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.
Mohandas Gandhi

An important lesson.

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

An even more important lesson.

[BornAgainCommunist]

you're a loser.

wow.

I really hope you are are not white.

Darky?

Kike?

some sort of Jeter-like abomination... I can understand the point of view.

But white....if you are.....then you need to go back to your roots.

Grinder... ok.

Grind it out. Then you might understand the White Mike tysons of the world.
and Respect... its about the fucking respect.

and jesus christ.... I have earned the right to act like a fucking retard.
the weight of my fucking balls has been measured more then most douche bags.

[Lantis]

I watched a little WWE Raw on satellite TV today. ...Jerry The King Lawler is a good guy announcer now?! Man, how things have changed.

I think he still hangs off the nuts of Triple H....

But anyways, they have the Coach now filling as the "bad guy" announcer....

[BornAgainCommunist]

Another anti-Taichi....also known as...Tae Bo.

This is so KoF post 99. Guess this guy's the K'9999 to K', since the Kula (Serpent) is gone.

wow ...

a fucking clarivoyent with 20/20 hindsight.


Go suck a dick and be humbled by the musk.

[kcxj]

Damn...

Million sleeps with used panties he stole from some girl next to his head.

How much would anybody pay here for a pair of Leah's (http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/378/7d689leahblack5ex.jpg) (or insert whatever other random hot girl's) panties?

I love the way women smell. Used underwear (or used dildos like you see in the porno magazines) don't excite me the slightest bit though. An old girlfriend of mine left her T-shirt at my place once and it was great. She wasn't around, but the shirt smelled like her and I loved it.

The whole reason my like five past posts have been about cologne is because of one of the most memorable things about women to me is how they smell also. I know this manipulative bitch at work has no interest in me whatsoever. Whenever she needs a favor from me, she always gets extra close so I can smell her, I can't stop thinking about sex, and then I crumble and do the favor for her. If I can't do it, then there's always another guy that will for her.

Some chemical thing I can't control whenever I smell how attractive a woman is, so I want girls to feel the same way about me. Not so much manipulate them to make them do stuff for me, like the girl I love does with her attractiveness and scent, but the attention sure is nice.

In Japan, you can buy vials of a girl's spit.

That can't possibly be sanitary. Spit can smell pretty bad when your mouth isn't clean, and I bet you can catch illnesses if there's bacteria in there also. You use the spit to jerk off I'm assuming, but I bet there some some dude's that will drink those vials straight up like it's grape flavored Vitamin Water.

*possibly too much information warning*
I implied in posts before that I like feet. And I really do too. That video some dude posted the other day of the guy putting the feet right up against his face and licking them like they taste like ice cream made want to vomit and was disgusting though. I fast forwarded and then deleted right afterwards.

Ashikoki is kinda hot, and I want to do it some day. The dudes who like the feet to the face and get excited over used socks is too much for me though.

What the hell would you do with a pair of used socks anyway? You can't smell them because they would smell like foot sweat and be disgusting. You can't do yourself with them either because you'd get chafed.

Yeah, girls smell nice, but I don't understand the used stuff lonely guys want to steal or buy from them sometimes.

I liked my last av, but I think it was time for a change. You guys like it?
... only if you tell me if I look fat in this dress first.

[Muff Daddy]

I'm in a long distance relationship at the moment (as in, she's not currently in the U.S. long distance). It's sucks but we talk either online or on the phone or on skype pretty much every day for at least an hour.

Anyways...there is this co-worker of mine. She's always poking me and unneccessarily touching me. Also she made me give her a hug today. Obviously she likes me. So anyways, we got off work at the same time today, and she got a ride home from her roommate. We live near each other so they gave me a ride.

Anyways while waiting for the roommate to show up, we were talking and she said something about guys not getting the signs that she likes them, and mentioned touching them all the time, etc. Then in the car on the way she asked me if I have the day off friday so we can go to the movies.

I am not trying to be Linkin Park or anything, but it really really sucks to have a girl like me and ask me out and I will have to explain to her that I can't. It seems like when I am single I seriously never get any attention paid to me, and as soon as I find a girl (we are in love and everything) then all these girls come out of the clockwork.

Ugh, I feel shitty because my co-worker is a really cool friend and I don't want it to be weird, and also because I don't know if I should even tell my girl about this since it will just make her worry?

bolded portion is so true.

i say go for it. nothing is stopping you. if your girl is like tens of thousands of miles away, who is going to know? telling her about your co-worker is the worst move you could make. easier to beg forgiveness afterwards than ask permission beforehand.

is this co-worker thin in the waist and cute in the face? and she is touching and hugging you?!?! how did you respond to the movie question? you can be sure that if you end up back at her place after the movie, a hug is just another way of saying, "kiss and fondle me you fool". i say let the Animal Airthrow take over.

[JackTenrac!]

wow ...

a golden Bear amongst men that I could worship and entertain with stupid lines such as kike, on. Me being a communists and all.

Go, diss me completely for being ignornant and be humbled by the sounds of my family, making your new Air Force Ones for less money than World Vision asks for from the likes of those who succeeded Alumni in highschool.



Fixed.


I liked my last av, but I think it was time for a change. You guys like it?
It's good, oh and kcxj, that dress doesn't go with my eyes.

[VG Emblem]

... only if you tell me if I look fat in this dress first.
First tell me how sensitive you are, because I don't want to offend you...

Oh yah, BornAgainDipshit: Please, take your flamning elsewhere. Surprisingly, this thread is pretty devoid of flaming. Furthermore, you are stupid.

[fishjie]

bolded portion is so true.

i say go for it. nothing is stopping you. if your girl is like tens of thousands of miles away, who is going to know? telling her about your co-worker is the worst move you could make. easier to beg forgiveness afterwards than ask permission beforehand.

is this co-worker thin in the waist and cute in the face? and she is touching and hugging you?!?! how did you respond to the movie question? you can be sure that if you end up back at her place after the movie, a hug is just another way of saying, "kiss and fondle me you fool". i say let the Animal Airthrow take over.


this just in. the girl at work that's all over him has a boyfriend with the street name Deal.

:rofl:

[Muff Daddy]

this just in. the girl at work that's all over him has a boyfriend with the street name Deal.

:rofl:


well, if that's the case, Airthrow should just hit it and give both her and "Deal" the raw end :rofl:

[VG Emblem]

I made some slight changes to my av, I think it looks better lol.

[Slide]

hahaha :rofl: Tuff Daddy has now solidified himself as one of my favorite posters.

[Hunter D]

this just in. the girl at work that's all over him has a boyfriend with the street name Deal.

:rofl:
Hmmm Airthrow night have to use some of his MMA to deal with this situation.

[Dan?]

well, if that's the case, Airthrow should just hit it and give both her and "Deal" the raw end :rofl:

Hi-OOOOOOOOO! *da-dum pish*

Stay tuned! We'll be back with more Tuff Daddy right after this commercial break.

[Demon Dash]

I'm bored.....

[VG Emblem]

I'm bored.....
Buy a DS and Animal Crossing. You shall never be bored again. :tup:

[FistsofFury]

Man, my film class is tough. Teacher just let the kids off the leash for the first time in Final Cut Pro, and we are are stumbling around bumping our heads.

I just lost my project somehow, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW.

This is my first time using a Mac too.

I wanna go home:sad:

[Muff Daddy]

Man, my film class is tough. Teacher just let the kids off the leash for the first time in Final Cut Pro, and we are are stumbling around bumping our heads.

I just lost my project somehow, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW.

This is my first time using a Mac too.

I wanna go home:sad:


you're going through what i had to go through last semester. the woman teching the course threw us right into final cut. you have to have that "get right into the mix" attitude. i've edited about four or five short films using final cut, and it is great imo. i picked it up in a couple of weeks, but thats probably only because i had messed around with adobe premiere somewhat prior to touching FC.

Dan? i'd like to be a member of the i hate Dan? club pls. =]

also @slide, fish and others: wtf is a "Deal"? that guy probably picked that name just so he could go up to people and introduce himself like: "Yo, I'm that Deal ® son, word."

[Dan?]

Dan? i'd like to be a member of the i hate Dan? club pls. =]

Sim sim salabim!

[Demon Dash]

Buy a DS and Animal Crossing. You shall never be bored again. :tup:
I might just do that tomorow.

[VG Emblem]

I might just do that tomorow.
Pick up Mario Kart also. Though if you're just looking for a fun time killer, Animal Crossing will probably server you better. Btw, you shouldn't really buy one right now. Try holding off until the DS Lite comes out sometime in March.

[Murt!]

Pick up Mario Kart also. Though if you're just looking for a fun time killer, Animal Crossing will probably server you better. Btw, you shouldn't really buy one right now. Try holding off until the DS Lite comes out sometime in March.

Why didn't you go to school? Lucky fuck.

[RoninChaos]

I love seeing quotes from certain people. Specifically because everybody says something profound at one point, despite who they are. Even the most brilliant minds have said something horribly stupid and because of that it's funny seeing old quotes and shit because some of what's said seems so judgemental. lol

[VG Emblem]

Why didn't you go to school? Lucky fuck.
Well, you see, it's a long story. Here goes:
Ok, so I really didn't want to go to school today. So at about 5am in the morning, I went outside for a second. And what do I happen to find you ask? A cardboard box. So I take this box inside and set it in my kitchen and then hide under it. At around 7am, my mom comes to wake me up for school. Much to her surprise, I am not in bed. She then stumbles into the kitchen and sees a suspicious cardboard box. She even sees it move, she then thinks about it for awhile, then just says "What the fuck is up with that box?" She then just shrugs it off and continues with her day. When she leaves the house to go about her day, I leap out of the box and continue on with my internet shenanigans. Later my mom calls and I just tell her I went to school extra early and that I'm sorry for not telling her beforehand.

[JackTenrac!]

^
Interesting, Snake. Must've got the bad ending. Now, go back in there and get Meryl.

[Demon Dash]

I just can't decide between a DS and a PSP. I like the PSP for its media and hackability, but I like the DS because it's sheer quality.

[VG Emblem]

I just can't decide between a DS and a PSP. I like the PSP for its media and hackability, but I like the DS because it's sheer quality.
What does the PSP have on the DS you say?
http://uk.codejunkies.com/news_reviews.asp?c=GB&cr=GBP&cs=%A3&r=1&l=1&p=17&i=8952&s=8
Nothing.
Costs what would probably be around $200 in the states, but 4gb of memory in memory cards would run you more then that alone.

[Murt!]

What does the PSP have on the DS you say?
http://uk.codejunkies.com/news_reviews.asp?c=GB&cr=GBP&cs=%A3&r=1&l=1&p=17&i=8952&s=8
Nothing.


Excuse me? Better graphics, better resolution, and the ability to run emulators are just a few of the many advantages the PSP has over the DS. You guys keep rubbing puppies bellies while we play KOF 98.

[Demon Dash]

What does the PSP have on the DS you say?
http://uk.codejunkies.com/news_reviews.asp?c=GB&cr=GBP&cs=%A3&r=1&l=1&p=17&i=8952&s=8
Nothing.
Costs what would probably be around $200 in the states, but 4gb of memory in memory cards would run you more then that alone.
The content of your post was intriguing but the result was more confusing. :xeye:

So when's that released? Might not get released in a PAL version (unless the DS is region free). I still like the PSP, but the DS seems as good, it's too much of a hard choice.

Edit: I'm liking the sound of the new Megaman games.

[VG Emblem]

Excuse me? Better graphics, better resolution, and the ability to run emulators are just a few of the many advantages the PSP has over the DS. You guys keep rubbing puppies bellies while we play KOF 98.
I'll be enjoying my Wi-Fi Bleach DS 2-d fighter very much thank you very much. :bgrin:
(And yes, you can run emulators on it.)

My point Demon Dash, was that if you think $200 is expensive, factor in this:
PSP cost: $250
DS cost: $130
DS with this media thingie: $330
PSP + 4 gigs worth of memory to match that of the media station's built in hardrive (assuming each Gig card is $60): $490.
Owned.

[Demon Dash]

Is the DS region free?

[VG Emblem]

Is the DS region free?
But of course. I have 1 import already and I'm getting another some time this week.

[Demon Dash]

DS is sounding good.

[VG Emblem]

Good boy.

[Dan?]

Good boy.

<Miyamoto> Mwhahahahahhahaha![/Pulling VGE's strings]

[Demon Dash]

Good boy.
Yes dad.

[VG Emblem]

<Miyamoto> Mwhahahahahhahaha![/Pulling VGE's strings]
Nobody pulls my strings except for myself. But then again, if I was pulling my own strings, would it really be considered pulling my strings because I am myself? Or would it be my inside self pulling my strings which would mean I'm a slave to myself which would mean that...Gah, brain...melting....

[Demon Dash]

Quite a paradox you have there. I'll leave you in peace.

[VG Emblem]

No, it's quite alright. I pulled myself out of it by some rational thinking, mainly involving the fact that if someone were pulling my strings, it would be Iwata and not Shiggy. Also, I don't have a brain. Now go to your room while I have my way with your mom.

[Murt!]

I'll be enjoying my Wi-Fi Bleach DS 2-d fighter very much thank you very much. :bgrin:
(And yes, you can run emulators on it.)

My point Demon Dash, was that if you think $200 is expensive, factor in this:
PSP cost: $250
DS cost: $130
DS with this media thingie: $330
PSP + 4 gigs worth of memory to match that of the media station's built in hardrive (assuming each Gig card is $60): $490.
Owned.

I could get into it with you concerning these platforms, but this is not the time or thread to do so.

[Lantis]

My point Demon Dash, was that if you think $200 is expensive, factor in this:
PSP cost: $250
DS cost: $130
DS with this media thingie: $330
PSP + 4 gigs worth of memory to match that of the media station's built in hardrive (assuming each Gig card is $60): $490.
Owned.

So, do you have Shigeru Miyamoto's dick so deep in your mouth that you have to speak out of your ass now?

Stupid kids like you is why Nintendo is tanking.

[Airthrow]

For starters: The Co-worker isn't super hot or anything, just thick but with a kickass personality, if I wasn't attached I would definitely date her.

Secondly her boyfriend is ALSO a long distance one, and his real name is Deal, it's not a street name.

Also, I wouldn't fuck around on my wummin, even though I do look at girls all damn day because of...unfilfilled shit.

[Irennicus]

I love seeing quotes from certain people. Specifically because everybody says something profound at one point, despite who they are. Even the most brilliant minds have said something horribly stupid and because of that it's funny seeing old quotes and shit because some of what's said seems so judgemental. lol

A witty quote proves nothing.
Oscar Wilde


Haha, just fuckin' with ya man.

[RoninChaos]

Actually, that's kind of how I feel. Just cause somebody said one thing and they were right about it, doesn't mean that everything they say is fucking deep or meaningful.

YA FUCK!

[Taichi]

I'm really startin' to slip on thread quality again.......I dunno what the magic formula is, but damn, I feel like I'm taking stupid pills.......

need to up the quality of my content.....damn.......

[*InVeRs3*]

Genes/Jeans are the greatest fashion trend ever. And they're here to stay! I've worn the same pair of pants for 2 weeks straight, and no one has noticed.

[VG Emblem]

So, do you have Shigeru Miyamoto's dick so deep in your mouth that you have to speak out of your ass now?

Stupid kids like you is why Nintendo is tanking.
I know this isn't the thread for this and I really don't want to bring up an argument but...
You have no idea what we were even talking about, yet you come in here with the purpose of flaming me. I am sorry, but you have failed. HORRIBLY. Nintendo is currently the most proffitable video game company, at least compared to Sony and MS. They bring in the most profits and have the highest stock value. Just because they have lower console sale does not mean they aren't proffiting. In fact, MS is losing enormous amounts of money right now and if the PS3 doesn't come off as a major success, Sony is pretty much sinked. This is all true, as I actually have an idea as to what I am talking about.

[maxx]

I know this isn't the thread for this and I really don't want to bring up an argument but...
You have no idea what we were even talking about, yet you come in here with the purpose of flaming me. I am sorry, but you have failed. HORRIBLY. Nintendo is currently the most proffitable video game company, at least compared to Sony and MS. They bring in the most profits and have the highest stock value. Just because they have lower console sale does not mean they aren't proffiting. In fact, MS is losing enormous amounts of money right now and if the PS3 doesn't come off as a major success, Sony is pretty much sinked. This is all true, as I actually have an idea as to what I am talking about.

i always figured if alot of consoles aiign't selling it can go either 2 ways.

1.the console sucks

2.everyone has one

[VG Emblem]

i always figured if alot of consoles aiign't selling it can go either 2 ways.

1.the console sucks

2.everyone has one
lol, not the point. He was saying the Nintendo was failing in business, which is nowhere near true.

[maxx]

how can people be going to college on a federal holiday? i dont get that shit.

man i dont get how the south is still allowed to ignore martin luthor king day. i mean you'd think they'd welcome a day off.

[Jappo]

Anybody remember her?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/the_jappo/other/628d6_3.jpg

Now, after the thread was made, I started thinking, "hmm...there has to be *other* pictures of her", so I did some investigating, and I actually found 2 of them, but I'm sure there must be more. Oh well, it's a start. The search continues!






....Although I do feel a lil creepy doing it a the same time, but I like it! :bgrin: :sweat:

[kcxj]

*snip*
Did you get a haircut yet?

[Azrael]

-- One day, I just want to march into a lesbian bar and start singing "anything you can do I can do better!"

-- What's up with all the MS Paint avs lately?

-- Cosplay in the bedroom doesn't interest me anymore. Just let me get your clothes off so we can get to work. By God, have I become boring?

[maxx]

I seriously seriously going to crash a vampire rave next halloween in full blade garb. I'm bringing garlic and the whole bit...i DARE! I SAY I DARE ANY FUCKER TO MESS WITH BLADE.

imma pull out my sword...cross it on the floor..and tell em.. "try me muthafucker"

[Azrael]

So I'm sitting here, watching the anime channel on satellite cause there's nothing better on TV, and I realize I'm living the otaku's dream - a channel with nothing but anime, and not the crappy American dubs, and the Japanese language ability to actually understand it without subtitles.

The funny thing is, anyone who actually achieves the dream, realizes it's actually a nightmare.

[Roxie]

how can people be going to college on a federal holiday? i dont get that shit.

man i dont get how the south is still allowed to ignore martin luthor king day. i mean you'd think they'd welcome a day off.
what are you talking about? We get that day off!
I live in the ATL, btw.

[JackTenrac!]

I'm really startin' to slip on thread quality again.......I dunno what the magic formula is, but damn, I feel like I'm taking stupid pills.......

need to up the quality of my content.....damn.......

Same here, brother...must be our time of the year.

How do you do that, anyway?

[Lantis]

I know this isn't the thread for this and I really don't want to bring up an argument but...
You have no idea what we were even talking about, yet you come in here with the purpose of flaming me. I am sorry, but you have failed. HORRIBLY. Nintendo is currently the most proffitable video game company, at least compared to Sony and MS. They bring in the most profits and have the highest stock value. Just because they have lower console sale does not mean they aren't proffiting. In fact, MS is losing enormous amounts of money right now and if the PS3 doesn't come off as a major success, Sony is pretty much sinked. This is all true, as I actually have an idea as to what I am talking about.

Did you happen to work for John Kerry's presidential campaign?

[JackTenrac!]

Storm Shadow uses stairs......he's the shit like that......

It is found.

Time to raise the dead.:wgrin:

[maxx]

what are you talking about? We get that day off!
I live in the ATL, btw.

i had friends in pennsilvania who had to go to school.

[JackTenrac!]

More importantly...

...what if Carmen Sandiego and Waldo and Osama bin Laden had a manage a toi? Would we be able to find them then?

[Airthrow]

i had friends in pennsilvania who had to go to school.

Geography isn't your strong suit.

Or spelling.

[Demon Dash]

You know? A lot of the time I'm posting I'm sitting with 4 or 5 windows open on this site. It always seems that the amount of threads there is to post in is greater than the amount of time you have to post in them. It makes keeping up with discussion confusing sometimes as you're always just clicking submit on some window 5 back once the 240 seconds is up and not really realising where you've posted it. It doesn't really make a difference though as you're only going to be posting in that thread anyways, it's madness.

[maxx]

Geography isn't your strong suit.

Or spelling.

we know spelling isn't..thats a given but you know i meant pennsylvania, so how is my geography messed up?

[arcticninja]

He meant Pennsylvania isn't in the south. That's what you were implying with your previous statement.

[Roxie]

i had friends in pennsilvania who had to go to school.
That's not the south.

[*InVeRs3*]

I don't know about you guys, but when I hear people speak french, I just want to smack them. It's the most annoying language, and accent there is.

[Million]

y'know....in Corrina, Corrina...Whoopi Goldberg actually wasn't as ugly as she normally is....she still looked pretty bad though. I was going to make a thread on the following question, but it's a small issue....eh, I still may put it out there later on...perhaps as a piece of another thread, but here: Whoopi Goldberg: Was Ted Danson really hitting that? I have my doubts there....I suspect Whoopi is a carpetbagger. Heh, I love applying that word to mean lesbians...I didn't get it from anywhere(*yeah, I know the history of the word.), I just adopted that as my new word for lesbos. e.g.--> I'd bet money that Oprah is a carpetbagger. (*you KNOW she must've had something going on with Gail...probably still does. Stedman is merely a well-paid "beard" of sorts I guess...an illusion.) Anyway, back to the Whoopi issue....no, I don't think "Sam Malone" ever hit that.

I'm glad there's a reality show(on mtv) about those amazingly hot pieces of twin ass from the Acuvue commercial...my penis and I eagerly await its premiere. They are really 2 of the hottest white girls I've ever seen in life.

[Roxie]

Whoopi Goldberg has no eyebrows.

[Demon Dash]

^I did not know that.

[VG Emblem]

Watch Sister Act, Ghost, or any other movie she's been in. Her lack of eyebrows is pretty noticeable. As someone once said before, she sold her eyebrows to the devil in exchange for comedic talent.

[Roxie]

It's true!

Check it out! (http://www.culturevulture.net/Theater8/whoopi.jpg)

[Demon Dash]

It's true!

Check it out! (http://www.culturevulture.net/Theater8/whoopi.jpg)
:confused: Wohh, that's creepy.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

It's true!

Check it out! (http://www.culturevulture.net/Theater8/whoopi.jpg)

HOLY SHIT.

[Murt!]

Did you happen to work for John Kerry's presidential campaign?
:lol:
Help me get to 11 bars just so that I can piss Saotome Kaneda off!
279 more points!

lol you realize that once you get almost to the point where you want to be, someone's gonna just neg the shit out of you putting you further than where you started, right? If you want 11 bars so bad change your sig.

[VG Emblem]

:lol:


lol you realize that once you get almost to the point where you want to be, someone's gonna just neg the shit out of you putting you further than where you started, right? If you want 11 bars so bad change your sig.
I've been negged by quiche 2 or 3 times already. Nothing can be worse than that.
Besides, getting 11 bars is not the point. Well, it is in a way. I could really care less if I have 11 or not. But, the higher powers of the SRK god tier of rep have come together and decided to keep me from attaining that rank. I must get to 11 just to laugh at them because of the fact that I reached 11 despite their sad efforts.

[Million]

amazing...you guys never realized that(her lack of eyebrows)? Or is it that once you see Whoopi, you immediately change the channel or turn away? heh...yeah, that is one of the main factors contributing to her ugliness powerlevel. She's like the worst possible result of a crossbreeding experiment involving a human and an unkept stray poodle.

[Roxie]

She's not so bad here (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH-E/254457.jpg)

[Million]

^nah, still looking bad. She's probably a paper-bagger though...I remember back in the 80s her body wasn't that bad, actually...and I actually got a "semi" during that one scene in Jumpin' Jack Flash where her dress got caught in a paper-shredder...

Today's Example of Ear-Delicious: I just downloaded "Get it Up"...both the original from Morris Day and the Time, and the great TLC version in the mid 90s. Speaking of them...I need to get Hat 2 the Back as well...that was another good one....

I can never get the good version of Diggin' on You though. Every one I downloaded from Limewire is apparently the album version or something, which is actually quite inferior to the version that got played on MTV and BET. Those versions had a live performance sound(the video was a performance from a tour), with some good brass sound in there....this version I keep getting has a lame studio sound instead of the brass.

*last week---finally got a good quality version of "Summertime" with Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong. This is one of the most amazing songs ever.

edit---yeah, I could NOT resist...I had to do it: http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/477/mariotheprophet15cd.jpg (http://imageshack.us) I would make that my avatar, but it really loses the "effect" when shrunk down to such small proportions.

[abacabb]

oh shit. i woke up. like this is the first time im up since 7am this morning. thats some crazy shit if you ask me. Devil May Cry has kept me up till the wee hours in the morning since i bought it monday.

[Septimus Prime]

I know I don't read/post in this thread enough, but I'd just like to say that Kristi Yamaguchi is still hot.

[abacabb]

I know I don't read/post in this thread enough, but I'd just like to say that Kristi Yamaguchi is still hot.
you saw her on family feud didnt you. i tape that shit

[maxx]

He meant Pennsylvania isn't in the south. That's what you were implying with your previous statement.

oops no thats not wut i meant..i meant them as two seperate statements

1.i thought it was odd my friends in pennslvania still have school

2. its odd that the south doesn't celebrate martin luthor king day

didn't meant o imply pa was in the south

[FistsofFury]

Yeah I was stunned when I realized Whoopi had no eyebrows. And its true, she's never had them. And it is so sad that no one talks about it, either because few care about Whoopi or no one is ever talking Whoopi's looks.

Wait. That's a good thing. A powerful female celebrity that doesn't get attention for her looks. That's almost groundbreaking. I mean Oprah got more press of that sort than her.

Um....
I just played God of War for the first time today. It is great. Gonna play more later.

House of The Dead 4 is nice.

[Carpet Lint]

Oh shit I just found out there was a SECOND installment of The Barry Gibb Talk Show.
http://www.drew-barrymore.net/media/video/snl6.wmv

Here's the first one for you uneducated philistines.
http://www.devilducky.com/media/33974
(YouTube link just in case - http://youtube.com/watch?v=ty1BLLNhHoI)

__________


Hahaha, "This Summer's Big Catch" - awesome.

By the way - these any good?
http://wambag.com/articles/vday2006.html

[Lantis]

Whoopi Goldberg joins the Guile's "no eyebrows" club.

[JackTenrac!]

k--- whatever the hell your name is. Try this:

Time yourself when you chop women. 4 mins. See if you can get the digits iin the alloted time and post your method here.

I did it in 3 tonight WITH my cologne method WITH drunken macking state WITH my Chris Tucker assist!

...that went well.

[Mechanica]

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/2772/nigguhwut7io.jpg

choppa choppa choppas

i love my choppa choppa choppas

[mvsc2demon]

just finished watching "Walk the Line"
:wow: one of the best movies i've seen so far

Johnny Cash :rock:

[Murt!]

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/2772/nigguhwut7io.jpg

choppa choppa choppas

GG's today in 3S. That Oro of yours... too powerful for my sorry Yang lol.

[abacabb]

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/2772/nigguhwut7io.jpg

choppa choppa choppas

i love my choppa choppa choppas
how much did you pay for those classes. i wish to look like a cop for the spring

[Roxie]

2. its odd that the south doesn't celebrate martin luthor king day

but we do. there are ceremonies every year! And we get school off!

[Mechanica]

GG's today in 3S. That Oro of yours... too powerful for my sorry Yang lol.
Oh, that was you? :lovin: We played a set of 10, right? I forgot what your gamertag was, though. I would've stayed for more but my food was ready.

how much did you pay for those classes. i wish to look like a cop for the spring
I think my dad just brought these home for me one day, because my previous pair, that I got at a thrift store (they weren't cheap shitty glasses though) finally broke. He didn't pay a lot, though, but that's the best I can say, haha.

[kcxj]

What the hell is Chris Tucker assist? You're Asian, know kung fu, and can't speak English now?

-------

So I flirted with two fat girls today...

One was the one with the super cute face (but she's fat), and I couldn't get the urge of wanting to stick my finger in her mouth out of my head. I really wanted to touch her hair too because I'm a nerd and she keeps it styled like one of the fake girls in a video game I like.

I guess it's true about how men can fixate on just one particular body part or physical trait of a woman and then judge her completely just from that when it comes to attraction.

I don't think she noticed me checking her out before, so I caught her off guard today. I actually got her to let down her loser shield though (when she started asking personal questions about me), and I thought that was pretty cool though. I used a people skill technique I learned from the book I'm reading. She was blabbing her mouth about something or another, so I slipped myself into the conversation with a comment regarding what she said. I purposely gave her bait in my comments to hint that she could ask about me if she wanted. She was just like "yeah", "I guess..", and other boring replies. A bummer at first, but I kept at it. Once the other dude at the table left (since I told him to go check something out), I was alone with her and gave a compliment. I was just being sincere too and wasn't expecting her to reply or anything (not after the cold response and disinterest from her previous replies).

Oh shoot... I actually got a positive response though, and yeah, very cool. :tup:

Damn, now if I can only overlook that she's fat, and that one time I saw her eating ramen noodles and telling some other fat girl how good these noodles are.

-------

This other fat girl was fat and ugly. I have no excuse for being flirty with her, aside from the fact that she's still a she, and I didn't want to come off as being rude, shy, or anti-social (some personality traits people told me I've had before).

She said "...what?" to me at first as if she couldn't believe that I was saying what I was saying and acting like I was acting.

I think I made her day though, as the next two times I had to interact with her again (because of work), she was all smiley and wanting to start a conversation with me.

I feel good I guess. I'm slowly getting better at talking and acting smooth around girls (even if they are fat like today) and I like that.

-------

Damn, I wish the not-fat 19 year old was at work today... I'm a fucking idiot for not getting her phone number and e-mail after we first chatted last week, and I'm thinking about her now.

[Septimus Prime]

Flirting with anyone, even if it takes you nowhere, can be used as practice for when it really counts.

[*InVeRs3*]

girls are like pokemon booster packs. You end up with a lot of junk cards (female friends) and you rarely get to get charizard (the perfect girl you want)

or

girls are like diablo 2 items. You end up with a lot of junk items (female friends) and you rarely get to get super uniques. You need to wear a lot of magic finds you don't even want to wear (clothes) to attract more super uniques.

hey i think i know why i'm single!

[kcxj]

You buy Pokemon booster packs?

I got rid of the two video game action figures I used to keep on my shelf. I took down the Buffy The Vampire Slayer poster I used to have on my wall also.

I swear one of my friends is 30 years old, and keeps anime wallscrolls, a Cranberry Jam action figure, and Chun-li action figure in his living room though.

Another friend I have is around my age (two years younger), and he's addicted to World of Warcraft. An actual conversation I had with him was about how much he needed to save up money so he can afford a new computer.

[*InVeRs3*]

You buy Pokemon booster packs?

Not anymore. Pokemon is so late 90's.

I buy the street fighter vs mortal kombat booster packs. A step above pokemon, but still dorky.

[VG Emblem]

Today was such an awesome day. Hey guys, can you guess what I got today that I haven't had in a really long time?

[abacabb]

uh pop rocks?

[*InVeRs3*]

Today was such an awesome day. Hey guys, can you guess what I got today that I haven't had in a really long time?

A penis in your butt?

jgchuidfyyhsdiuwyiuyrewior

gross.

with science and technology getting better everyday, one of these days you won't be able to tell the difference between real guys and girls.

[VG Emblem]

uh pop rocks?

A penis in your butt?

jgchuidfyyhsdiuwyiuyrewior

gross.

with science and technology getting better everyday, one of these days you won't be able to tell the difference between real guys and girls.
No lol. I got a dog today! A female dog, or a bitch if you will. She's like a month old and is like a chihuahua mixed with something else. Her fur is black and her paws have white tips. Strangely, she looks like a guniea pig right now. I haven't had a dog since I was like 3, so happy day!

[Azrael]

Geez, you people are freaked out by Whoopi Goldberg's lack of eyebrows?

In that case, don't come to Japan. Just...don't.

[abacabb]

Geez, you people are freaked out by Whoopi Goldberg's lack of eyebrows?

In that case, don't come to Japan. Just...don't.
is there alot of chicks walking around without eyebrows? and i dont like whoopi cause she doenst have eyebrows shes just not something nice too look at

[TS]

I was gonna post this in the "why are people playing 3rd Strike" thread, since everyone was all "omg, so deep, so amazing," but the thread got closed...and I suppose rightfully so.

http://shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2656967&postcount=194

Good post, from a good thread...I actually read through it again...I hope it's in the SRK archive. If not, it should be.

I should really study for Japanese class...

[*InVeRs3*]

don't you have school tommorow vg emblem? why are you still awake?

[VG Emblem]

don't you have school tommorow vg emblem? why are you still awake?
I fell asleep from between 5 PM and 10 PM. Besides, the dog is crying/barking and I'm trying to comfort it back to sleep. I think I did it now. I'm about to get to sleep/play Animal Crossing while everyone thinks I'm sleeping now.

[abacabb]

well i know here in nyc we have mid-winter recess so no school for this whole week. thats why im up this early. i havent slept yet. anyways i just downloaded foreigner's very best of and beyond. at first i only wanted for Waiting For a Girl Like you but ive been listening to the whole thing and i really like it. Can any of you suggest any more 80's and 90's rock muisc. i wanna take it to the old school

[Azrael]

is there alot of chicks walking around without eyebrows? and i dont like whoopi cause she doenst have eyebrows shes just not something nice too look at
Many of the women here shave off their natural eyebrows and then draw in new ones.

Bring a Japanese girl home, and you may find yourself waking up to something very different in the morning.

[JackTenrac!]

snip
Sorry, I was moderately buzzed at that moment when I wrote this. I was at a usuability gathering for Flash Development, but that woman was a far cry from nerd-ism. Most of them there were quite 1-3 Teir.

At first, I caught her getting beers for her friends and cracked on that. She liked it and cracked on me back. Then, gave her some time to hang with her friends. Later on after the presentations, I went up again and signed off, but she started talking to me. Since she started business I had to finish her like Liu Kang to Shang Tsung. She felt my "game", then I had to cut things short, so as we got to a climax, I :arazz::arazz::r::razzy::badboy: her.

KO.

Email, phone number. smile, invite out, and Bear hardly hits that neck of the woods.

And just for the record(Neo, you've must've asked this, too. Really cute, btw:wink:), and undoubtly a good one, your pal, Bear Ryoma, is...well:

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pnp_rgmi5o51FCCWtcinPLcUV7GlI2BvWie5j2U1mOKZXh8n VwYexS64TdDjl0fPsgsa-HZol9QFHtDmNfudM9x47CcoY-GaI0wxwa0edyTMXK6mkJeJ8_t_mTsQlmFo_3RkffZueu-4

...blackanese...cut me...and...you'll get Soya Sauce shower.

I'd say it's more of a Chappelle assist since cracking on folks takes a bit more than a big mouth. In fact, when I do it, all they get is attitude and cocky remarks and racial cracks. They step in to the world which is Bear, so they become a guest in my reality, and this is The V.R. of BR. Something I had to figure out through practice..

I'm feeling the way you break them, though.

Az-san: As long as she can prepare chicken and waffles jap style(Tokyo Breakfast reference, my nigga!) or translate Shining Force III: Discs II and III. What's her accent like, your girl?

[BornAgainCommunist]

Fixed.

Wow that was interesting and insightful....
I would really like to stick my Penis in your V.. V ..Vagina.

This^Butchered quote^ from south park ...
expresses my true feelings towards you Bear.

[Roxie]

Many of the women here shave off their natural eyebrows and then draw in new ones.

Bring a Japanese girl home, and you may find yourself waking up to something very different in the morning.
Alot of Asian women do that here too. Or they color them in a completely unnatural color that's nothing like the hair on their head. Like red. I saw this yesterday.

Once, I saw a rather brown skinned man who drew eyebrows 3 fingers thick over his orginal eyebrows.

[JackTenrac!]

It's LETTER TIME! IT'S LETTER TIME!


More letters to Bear Ryoma. Man, aren't I striking it rich? here's a letter from my pal Billy, or Tae Bo.

Billy writes:
Wow *Looks at the audience*
Yes, hello or White Power to you, too, Billy. I'm fine. How are you today?


that was interesting and insightful....

*Looks at the audience*
Well, I have been working out. :sweat:
Parry much?

I would really like to stick my Penis in your V.. V ..Vagina.
*Looks at the audience*
Probably what I do to the women of your sweat shop family during break time, with the exception of your mother, who must be tired of your shaningans. Either it's that or my dildo stunt double gets more action than a lion hunt in Kenya. They stand in line like a Kung Fu flick, no?

Are you really amish? because the last time I checked, sexual intercourse was allowed. I just don't do guys. Latose intolerant.

This^Butchered quote^ from south park ...
expresses my true feelings towards you Bear. :confused:

*Looks at the audience*

It's Bear Ryoma, and Jesus probably loves you, too, Billy. You really don't do that show anymore justice than it deserves. Please imitate Kenny. Thank you.

You just gotta hope that someday, if you're really good, you'll become that imprisioned and jail-ridden KKK member you always to become. Got the Casper Sheet ready?

In fact, Billy, I am quite honoured to be belittled by your ignorance due to the fact that it is your attitude that allows my people to continue and proceed through the darkness of segregation and hatred that people such as yourself bring to the table. Your remark to Taichi offends me greatly, yet I won't bother it.

Just this post is revenge enough.

Thank you for your input. And thank you, boys and girls.

Have a nice day.

[Azrael]

I was gonna post this in the "why are people playing 3rd Strike" thread, since everyone was all "omg, so deep, so amazing," but the thread got closed...and I suppose rightfully so.

http://shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2656967&postcount=194

Good post, from a good thread...I actually read through it again...I hope it's in the SRK archive. If not, it should be.
I'd never actually thought of that...but yeah, a LOT of mindgames are gone from 3S. Long live A3.

I really should take better advantage of living so close to a-cho, A3 capital of...well...the universe. Never ever will I have the chance to play against comp like this, in a game I love so much.

Az-san: As long as she can prepare chicken and waffles jap style(Tokyo Breakfast reference, my nigga!) or translate Shining Force III: Discs II and III. What's her accent like, your girl?
Heh heh heh heh eeehhhhhhhh............keep looking.

My girl doesn't speak English actually, so I guess her accent is Japanese. :razzy:

[JackTenrac!]

^ hehehe

Pic please.

[Slide]

TS: I'm reading the thread now.

@ TS & Az: Long live a3.

[Muff Daddy]

Azrael !!!!

I need your help. I'm a huge consumer of Fantastic Plastic Machine music. I bought one of his latest remix compilation discs (imported from Japan via Amazon), and came across this one track that was hype as hell, but the artist and track names are in Japanese! And being the stupid gaijin that I am, I can't read them =[

This is the name of the song: グッデイ・グッバイ (FPM Mix for Nightfly)
And the artist: キリンジ

*bows and backs away slowly*

[Roxie]

TS: I'm reading the thread now.

@ TS & Az: Long live a3.
think of anything yet?:lovin:

[Airthrow]

well i know here in nyc we have mid-winter recess so no school for this whole week. thats why im up this early. i havent slept yet. anyways i just downloaded foreigner's very best of and beyond. at first i only wanted for Waiting For a Girl Like you but ive been listening to the whole thing and i really like it. Can any of you suggest any more 80's and 90's rock muisc. i wanna take it to the old school

Check out Europe, Boston, Tesla, Asia, Hanoi Rocks and Eddie Van Halen.

[arcticninja]

Azrael !!!!

I need your help. I'm a huge consumer of Fantastic Plastic Machine music. I bought one of his latest remix compilation discs (imported from Japan via Amazon), and came across this one track that was hype as hell, but the artist and track names are in Japanese! And being the stupid gaijin that I am, I can't read them =[

This is the name of the song: グッデイ・グッバイ (FPM Mix for Nightfly)
And the artist: キリンジ

*bows and backs away slowly*



Song: Guddei Gubbai
Artist: Kirinji

[Muff Daddy]

Song: Guddei Gubbai
Artist: Kirinji

zomg, <3 Nas

now if only i could understand the lyrics =[ great song though regardless

[Dan?]

SNIP

That is definitely a great post.

But I can't deny that 3s is still one of my favorite fighters. Though Jay used more articulated language for the post, in essence he still basically equates playing 3s to being a 'noob'.

I think the problem we face as a community is that for some reason there is this desire to latch on to your favorite fighter and deny all the rest as lame, broken, etc., and any arguments to the contrary are poppycock and balderdash.

Example: after years of not wanting to enjoy it, I'm finally coming around on MvC2. Something about it clicked the other day when I pulled it off my shelf and gave it a whirl for a few minutes. I had an unexplainable desire to get better at it(It was probably when I was playing Cyclops, and was coming down off a super-jump and did :lk::lk: landed :lp::lp: + :r::d::df::hp: Gene-splice and super canceled into :qcf::lp::hp: Optic Blast. Truly, I am the MvC2 Messiah. 'I have come not to do away with the Law, but to fulfill it!').

But fighting games are not mutually exclusive, so I can still enjoy 3s all the same, if not more, because sometimes I wish I could parry through certain traps...

There are obvious dogs of the fighting game world, but to just write off 3s with a 'Bah, kids these days and their hippity hop and Aegis Reflectors...' seems a bit harsh in my opinion.

[Ephidel]

Hey...

There's no trophy next to my screen name....THAT MEANS---!!!!!!!

( Runs back to the SRK Arcade )

[*InVeRs3*]

Alot of Asian women do that here too. Or they color them in a completely unnatural color that's nothing like the hair on their head. Like red. I saw this yesterday.

Once, I saw a rather brown skinned man who drew eyebrows 3 fingers thick over his orginal eyebrows.

Asian women and Latina women need to stop shaving their eyebrows, they also need to stop using sharpies to draw them back in.

[Septimus Prime]

Long live 3S!

[BornAgainCommunist]

It's Bear Ryoma, and Jesus probably loves you, too, Billy. You really don't do that show anymore justice than it deserves. Please imitate Kenny. Thank you.

You just gotta hope that someday, if you're really good, you'll become that imprisioned and jail-ridden KKK member you always to become. Got the Casper Sheet ready?

In fact, Billy, I am quite honoured to be belittled by your ignorance due to the fact that it is your attitude that allows my people to continue and proceed through the darkness of segregation and hatred that people such as yourself bring to the table. Your remark to Taichi offends me greatly, yet I won't bother it.

Just this post is revenge enough.

Thank you for your input. And thank you, boys and girls.

Have a nice day.


Revenge? good job. you got me big time bro. oh ohh... ^

Do you actually take this shit seriously?

I don't.. . A small escape.... like taking a fucking swig on your lunch break.

how the fuck do you get revenge on a person who openly degrades themself for fun and specifically on a video game website? :wonder:
person cant....except by kidding themselves into accepting the lowest common denominator of what they see needs to be redeemed or brought to truth.

I have nothing to prove to anybody on this website...... The only SENSE that I am trying to make is to my own sense of humor.

When I type on this fucking website.... I am simple making fun of myself and the world around me. Why? its called a fucking sense of humor. and in truth.... I say everything here with a sense of humor. i know exactly what I sound like ..... and it is all parody. In truth ... I was planning on making caricature melted versions of different stereotypes and people on this website.... and then i was gonna link it and get banned for the 3rd fucking time.

this website is a fucking sewer...and i like the sewer.... but when i go in this place.... I don't take it seriously. EVER..... like allowing myself to be offended by the words of another...who might be lying in the first place...... haha... Bear...can you even prove that I exhist? oh baby... oh baby....ou oh.......

.... Mabey you never woke up from those shrooms.....and you are in a fucking psychiactric ward ... right now? wake up man......

Oooooooh am i blowing your mind?
Probably not but... here is a good one....

you know who one of my fuckin
heros is in real life...... John Henik Clarke!!!

I love that guy. and I am one of the minorities in terms of amount of people in the world who actually beleive that the Imperial history taught in American schools since forever is All bullshit.

Oh.. ****** ****** kike kike...... get offended all you want..... but that speaks less to my wrongs and more to your weak will.

..............but this is a fucking Video game website.

Shit

[Taito]

OMG all I've done in England is make enemies! It's as though everybody fucking hates me and/or wats to ruin me in some way. I guess this whole experience has made me less than jovial and I can't deny that some of it is my fault.. but goddamn can I run into somebody that doesn't feel like punching me out or keying my car??? At this rate the fucking queen herself will pass a law that I can never return to the UK..

I feel like Kobe Bryant

[Nemesis00]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKmw5VVLf-I
A bull getting tased.

[Demon Dash]

Dear SRK.....
....................Thank you for being my humble and beloved simbiot for the past 12 months. Your neurotic and insane infuence has brought me to a point in space I do not believe I've been to before. I now feel like I'm ready to take off my diapers and walk out there into the real world. Full of cigarettes and games. I now give you utter control over everything that is mine. Please do take care of my body, I love it.....us very much. Thank you.....SRK.

Lots of Love

Demon Dash

[JackTenrac!]

I think you're...


Shit

Exactly.

...that went well.

[Airthrow]

OMG all I've done in England is make enemies! It's as though everybody fucking hates me and/or wats to ruin me in some way. I guess this whole experience has made me less than jovial and I can't deny that some of it is my fault.. but goddamn can I run into somebody that doesn't feel like punching me out or keying my car??? At this rate the fucking queen herself will pass a law that I can never return to the UK..

I feel like Kobe Bryant

Well, you are very hateable.

[Demon Dash]

^Where's he from?

[VG Emblem]

Dear SRK.....
....................Thank you for being my humble and beloved simbiot for the past 12 months. Your neurotic and insane infuence has brought me to a point in space I do not believe I've been to before. I now feel like I'm ready to take off my diapers and walk out there into the real world. Full of cigarettes and games. I now give you utter control over everything that is mine. Please do take care of my body, I love it.....us very much. Thank you.....SRK.

Lots of Love

Demon Dash
Do those cigarettes happen to be filled with weed? Cause it sure sounds like it...

[Ephidel]

Ahh, there's my trophy...Now for the bastard that took my snake title...I'm too good to let these people beat me...

[Demon Dash]

Do those cigarettes happen to be filled with weed? Cause it sure sounds like it...
:wonder:

[Taito]

Well, you are very hateable.
Elaborate

[VG Emblem]

Ahh, there's my trophy...Now for the bastard that took my snake title...I'm too good to let these people beat me...
Hmm, which game did you just retake?

[Demon Dash]

Thank fuck it wasn't mine.

[Ephidel]

Hmm, which game did you just retake?

Donkey Kong.

[VG Emblem]

Donkey Kong.
I thought you had a complete strangle hold on that one. Didn't think anyone was ever gonna beat it lol. Nice job on getting it back then.

Btw Demon Dash, which one do you get your trophy from?

[Demon Dash]

Donkey Kong? :lol: Must have took you a while, that score's huge.

[Nemesis00]

Arcade is fucking rigged. Whenever I play Space Invaders it just randomly ends and sends me to the ranking page.

[Demon Dash]

You're crap man, you just don't realise it.

[Nemesis00]

Yes, I'm crap because Arcade randomly fucks up when ever I have three lives.

[Demon Dash]

Yes, I'm crap because Arcade randomly fucks up when ever I have three lives.
No, you're that crap you don't even see when you're lose lives, it's game over that fast.

[VG Emblem]

Yes, arcade is hella rigged. I can't get a high score in any game!

Nah j/k lol. Even if I get close to a high score, the repitious actions that you have to do to get a high score bores the hell out of me and I eventually quit.

[Nemesis00]

No, you're that crap you don't even see when you're lose lives, it's game over that fast.
I wanna stab you in the intestines with a bayonet.








:lovin:

[Carpet Lint]

Do you actually take this shit seri