The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Slide]

think of anything yet?:lovin:

I hadn't been thinking about it, i'm real sorry.
Hopefully it'll just spring into my head at some point?

It's kind of messed up that you want to send me a gift, but i can't even think of what it is i want. =\

It's pretty fucking hard to dislike someone actively online on a site dedicated to fighting games, but I get very strong disliking vibes towards you every time you post. If that much assholishness can come across a textual online medium, I bet you must be a real dick in real life.

You came up with that conclusion on a f'real level to somebody on the internet?

Wow, the internet is ambiguous and pretty much unassuming.

I mean it's fun to play around with that and all, but i think that's just how it is though. How can you read text and get that about someone?

[EVARGNUG]

what the fuck are you talking about? Are you on drugs or are you just plain retarded?

This could be one of two scenarios:

1. You don't understand the joke and got mad out of ignorance

2. You do understand the joke but at the same time, you're comedic tastes are severly inept; you seemingly become a know-it-all bigot who likes to throw out criticisms without even considering the finer points of my first argument on the flaws of X-men and without adding anything of value to the statement. Also, you're cockriding. Seriously, if you don't realize it, and respond to this sentence as though you were totally clueless to it, then please beg me to explain it to you in a later post so your brain can comprehend it.

Now I'm going to break down the joke for you to understand it:

Are you secretly trying to scavenge your way back onto society by being a member of SRK? No FUCKEN way O' Reiley! I won't fall for your schemes.

By this, I'm meant to point out that you're just a bitter person, by comparing you to the infamous Bill O' Riley. Like him, you only look for minor flaws and don't pay attention to whole picture. Seriously, if you have a problem with Jubilee, go complain to Stan Lee about it. X-Men is a work of art; Jubilee is part of that art. Go fuck yourself crazy about how horrible Jubilee is, for all I care. That's your problem.

Go away; no one knows who you are anymore, alright!--not even yourself! Just quit it alright?--cause you're ruining the fun for everyone.

When I said this, I meant to compare you to O' Reiley in how disillusioned you are, by saying that Jubilee sucks based simply off of what you think everyone else thinks. Wrong you fuckin fool!! In Psychology, that is called the hindsight bias; just because you think what other people think is true, doesn't mean that it is true. Also, you are ruining the fun for everyone just like O' Reiley does to society:

society doesn't like know-it-all bigots that dont have anything good to say ::

SRK doesn't like know-it-all bigots that dont have anything good to say.

Get the point?

And finally...

Just...go home...back to where you came from...the part of New Jersey considered to be hell...you'll know where I'm talking about...plz

Basically, this just means you should go jump in a pile of toxic waste.

Other ways you can say this:

FUCK YOU
FUCK OFF
GO FUCK YOURSELF
GO JUMP IN A PILE OF SHIT YOU FUCK-FACE

There are other variations but I'm too lazy.

[Zachman]

OMG all I've done in England is make enemies! It's as though everybody fucking hates me and/or wats to ruin me in some way. I guess this whole experience has made me less than jovial and I can't deny that some of it is my fault.. but goddamn can I run into somebody that doesn't feel like punching me out or keying my car??? At this rate the fucking queen herself will pass a law that I can never return to the UK..

I feel like Kobe Bryant

I pray for the people in England!!!:confused: :confused: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Carpet Lint]

Evarynugg or whatever the fuck your name is - if you were a hardcore X-Men fan then I seriously doubt you would be complaining about a lack of Jubilee.

Considering that she was actually IN X2 and that I'm almost positive she had a cameo in the first one too.

And if you're such a hardcore X-Men fan, then should be just "Angel" because any hardcore X-Men fan would now that he was only Archangel when Apocalypse gave him metal wings.

And regardless it's "Archangel" and not "Arch Angel."

RENOUNCE YOUR HARDCORE X-MEN FAN STATUS - I HAVE THUS DISPROVED IT!!!

I hate anyone who complains about the X-Men movies. X-Men was the first well done comic book movie since Batman. Or Batman Returns, but Tim Burton was already spiralling into insanity for that one, and so I'm not really sure it counts as a well done comic book movie.

(Well there was Blade...but that doesn't really count.)

After Batman & Robin, you should be fucking grateful X-Men wasn't a bad movie, nevermind that it was a GOOD movie.

Hugh Jackman was fucking awesome as Wolverine. Shit, he IS Wolverine. I don't even call him Hugh Jackman anymore. I just call him "Wolverine." Like "Wolverine was awesome in Swordfish."

You're complaining that he was too tall in X-Men?

FOR FUCK'S SAKE MAN!!! Are you listening to yourself talk!?!

Do you want to name a credible Hollywood actor that's FIVE FEET FUCKING THREE INCHES TALL that would have been a better Wolverine than Hugh Jackman? Maybe Mugsy Bogues?

Did you know Charles Xavier is officially listed at 6'0"? Well Patrick Stewart's only 5'10" or something SO FUCK HIM TOO, RIGHT?

Wolverine was created like thirty years ago. You know that Ultimate Wolverine's not 5'3" right? So even Marvel doesn't think it makes sense for Wolverine to be that short anymore.

Would you rathered all the characters dress up in bright yellow spandex too? Because then that would be more true to the comic book.

I know it's an impossible notion to grasp, but it's not possible to directly translate comic books perfectly into movies.

And what they did with X-Men was almost perfect, in the spirit of the characters and the story. They managed to perfectly translate everything that needed to be translated. They even had the Wolverine/Jean Grey/Cyclops triangle down perfectly.

"It's me!'
"Prove it."
"You're a dick."
"...okay."

How the hell can you not love that?



I do agree that Halle Berry was terrible in every sense of the word in the X-Men movies though.

[Hunter D]

I just found out some disturbing news. One of my cousins is a gaian. What can I do to fix my cousin?

Edit: If you guys want to argue revive one of the comicbook threads. Keep the flaming and other shit out of TTOLT. The arguments are entertaining, but this thread isn't a debate thread.

[EVARGNUG]

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Evarynugg or whatever the fuck your name is

Awwww, is it that time of the month already?

It's EVARGNUG. Obviously, the way it is as itself means nothing.

GUNGRAVE - whoa!!--did you see that? Somehow, magically, it has become apparent that EVARGNUG is actually GUNGRAVE spelled backwards!! Sorry for the inconvenience.

Do you know who Stevie Wonder is? I think you and he have the same problem. No...actually it's not what you're thinking--I didn't mean it so that I was implying that you're blind. It's just: both you and he start to sing and waggle your head from left to right when you orgasm.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Tim Burton


Who the fuck?--ooooooh--the guy who made those terrible movies. Thanks for the reference, but seriously, who the fuck cares?

Believability: you don't have it.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
You're complaining that he was too tall in X-Men? Do you want to name a credible Hollywood actor that's FIVE FEET FUCKING THREE INCHES TALL that would have been a better Wolverine than Hugh Jackman?

Two words. Sylvestor Stallone.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Hugh Jackman was fucking awesome as Wolverine. Shit, he IS Wolverine. I don't even call him Hugh Jackman anymore. I just call him "Wolverine."

That's not a credible argument. That's an opinion. Hooray for useless personal information!

My opinion: you liked The Boy from Oz

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Would you rathered all the characters dress up in bright yellow spandex too? Because then that would be more true to the comic book.

I know it's an impossible notion to grasp, but it's not possible to directly translate comic books perfectly into movies.

Are you fucken serious?

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
And if you're such a hardcore X-Men fan, then should be just "Angel" because any hardcore X-Men fan would now that he was only Archangel when Apocalypse gave him metal wings.

Thanks for telling me something I already know.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
And regardless it's "Archangel" and not "Arch Angel."

Thanks for watching my spelling.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
RENOUNCE YOUR HARDCORE X-MEN FAN STATUS

Are you fucken serious? OMG my Magneto wants to burst out of the screen and bitch slap you so hard right now.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Are you listening to yourself talk!?!

No. I can hear myself type, though. Yea, I guess I have good ears becasue I got Ghostface on full blast. Anyways, who does that?

ps - (psst...do you do that?
if you do--it's unhealthy)

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
I do agree that Halle Berry was terrible in every sense of the word in the X-Men movies though.

GUNGRAVE: are you okay?
Capet Lint: I'm sorry...
GUNGRAVE: Too late motherfucker
Carpet Lint: Wait!--I--
GUNGRAVE: Bustah Wolfe!!!

[Carpet Lint]

I APOLOGIZE.

I realize this thread has been mostly flame-free. Thus I will withhold on any further debate with my good friend EVARUNG, in the interests of continued peace and harmony thought out loud.

...

But just ONE MORE. Last one, I SWEAR IT.


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AWESOME.

Selectively cutting and pasting the only bits of my post that you feel man enough to reply to, and ignoring everything else because IT OUT FANBOYS YOUR FANBOY ASS.

Lol, the parts you quoted are even OUT OF ORDER. I bet you spent half a day disecting it, racking your brain for a clever comeback for each part, but you could only come up with replies for like half of them, and left the rest out. And then when you were deep in thought while feasting on today's McDeal (Friday right? So...Filet O'Fish? That tastes like fucking cardboard, you cheap piece of shit.) you thought of some better comebacks so you included them at the bottom.

Seriously, what defeats rock? Paper.

What defeats a clueless fanboy? A CLUEFUL fanboy. YESSSSSSSSSSSSs

Awwww, is it that time of the month already?

It's EVARGNUG. Obviously, the way it is as itself means nothing.

GUNGRAVE - whoa!!--did you see that? Somehow, magically, it has become apparent that EVARGNUG is actually GUNGRAVE spelled backwards!! Sorry for the inconvenience.

Do you know who Stevie Wonder is? I think you and he have the same problem. No...actually it's not what you're thinking--I didn't mean it so that I was implying that you're blind. It's just: both you and he start to sing and waggle your head from left to right when you orgasm.
Forgive me, since I grew up under the inferior Canadian public education system.

But I could have fuckin' swore that "EVARGNUG" backwards spelt "***".

But what do I know, right? I only got like 60% in Grade 9 French.

Who the fuck?--ooooooh--the guy who made those terrible movies. Thanks for the reference, but seriously, who the fuck cares?

Believability: you don't have it.
Lol, what, saying the name of a director was too snobby for you? Am I too "avant guarde?" (Is that the correct term? I'm not sure - again - 60% in French, remember?) Forgive me because I'm obviously trying to increase my credibility by mentioning things that surely no one else knows.

Or just things you don't. ...which seems like a lot of things. So you can't blame me for that, really.

Two words. Sylvestor Stallone.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah ahahaha

Professor X: We can keep you here, safe from Magneto.
Wolverine: I AM DA LAW!!!

By the way, Google says Syl's 5'9". SO FUCK HIM TOO!!! HE'S WAY TOO TALL TO PLAY WOLVERINE WHO IS ONLY 5'3" AND WHOSE EXACT HEIGHT IS AN INTEGRAL PART OF HIS CHARACTER AND BACKGROUND STORY AND IF NOT FAITHFULLY FOLLOWED WILL MAKE THE MOVIE UNWATCHABLE.

That's not a credible argument. That's an opinion. Hooray for useless personal information!

My opinion: you liked The Boy from Oz
Lol, let's review your first post.blah blah blah I don't THINK Ian McKellan was a good Magneto blah blah blah

blah blah I THINK Christopher Walken would have been a better Magneto blah blah

I THINK Wolverine was too tall blah blah blah

"In any case, involving Storm more into an X-men film could have been (IN MY OPINION) considered tangible, since she is the lieutenant (second-in-command) after Professor Xavier."Personally, I would have gone with Cyclops as the second-in-command, but you're the HARDCORE X-MEN FANBOY, right?

And by the way - what I said isn't an opinion It's FACT.

Check his driver's license. I guarun-fucking-tee you that it says "Wolverine" and not "Hugh Jackman." Ask ANYONE that saw Van Helsing "Who starred?" They'll either say "Kate Beckinsale" or "Wolverine." 60% of the time, it works EVERYTIME.

Are you fucken serious?
Oh, sorry, I guess it was sacrilegious of me to suggest that they SHOULDN'T have kept the tight yellow spandex. Yes, that would have made for a much more credible and believable movie.

Thanks for telling me something I already know.
Well thanks for obviously proving you know by...getting it wrong.

Thanks for watching my spelling.
Lol, this is immediately followed by you correcting me on talk/type semantics.

Are you fucken serious? OMG my Magneto wants to burst out of the screen and bitch slap you so hard right now.
At this rate, I don't even think your stupid fanboy ass KNOWS which one is Magneto at all.

No. I can hear myself type, though. Yea, I guess I have good ears becasue I got Ghostface on full blast. Anyways, who does that?

ps - (psst...do you do that?
if you do--it's unhealthy)
OH SHIT SON, GHOSTFACE KILLA LISTENER = HARD ASS MUTHERFUCKA = DONT MESS WITCHO OVA DA INTANET

GUNGRAVE: are you okay?
Capet Lint: I'm sorry...
GUNGRAVE: Too late motherfucker
Carpet Lint: Wait!--I--
GUNGRAVE: Bustah Wolfe!!!
And I bet that after you finished your delicious Filet O'Fish, you came home, read OC's thread, thought it was TEH FUNNIEST EVAR, decided to take note for future personal usage, came back to this thread to find everyone shitting on you, and you had that sudden lightbulb go off above your head, and you shouted to yourself "BY GEORGE, THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY!!!"


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OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY, I'm done.

Even if he responds and calls me an "egg sucking piece of gutter trash" I will hold my tongue.

Sorry, I meant..."hold my keyboard."

Also, I'm assuming "TD" is a typo of TS. Thank you very much regardless.

[Demon Dash]

My eyes hurt.

[Azrael]

OMG all I've done in England is make enemies! It's as though everybody fucking hates me and/or wats to ruin me in some way.
I still like you. I've never had a problem with you.

And I was going to say something about the difficulty of making comic books/video games/an established medium into movies, but it turns out EVARUNG is just being nonsensical and Carpet Lint is already doing a bang up job. <3 CL.

[Million]

haha...Pidge on the Voltron force was such a fruit.

Yeah, I happen to be watching "The Missing Key"(*thanks to someone's rapidshare post at another forum), which was one of the first episodes of this legendary 80s 'toon. There's odd mistakes all over the place too...one second Pidge is in those regular green clothes, and then he's in his Voltron green/white uniform...I remember the random coloring mistakes in the 80s, like a boot being incorrectly colored, but how could they mess up like THAT? That's a whole costume change screwup there...that's not exactly a minor issue. It would be like "oops, we forgot that Leonardo is not supposed to have jeans, a jheri curl and a top hat in this scene" or something....that's really an amazingly dumb mistake. How could you miss the fact that the character has on the wrong clothes for the scene? I'll post up the comparison shots in a sec...

[Million]

Quickly thrown together in adobe: http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8498/pidgesupercostumechange2hc.jpg (http://imageshack.us) It's the same scene.
*on another note...I always wondered what that Witch Haggar looked like naked...I bet it was interesting.

...and I just remembered, The Sorceress and Evillynn from the He-man cartoon gave me some serious boners back in the day.


and I feel it deserves to be shown again...I'm quite proud of my Prophet Mario picture: http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9061/mariotheprophet16fj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[abacabb]

yea old school cartoons always had mistakes like that. i remember i was watchin scooby doo and Shaggy had like a yellow pantleg in one scene then in the other everything was fine.

[Lantis]

I feel like playing ffx or ffx2 again.

which one? choose for me!

Final Fantasy X, then go to X-2.

They both are good games.

[maxx]

wow...you aren't an x-men guru nor should you be because i'm sure everyone has different interests

however, i'm going to forgive your rather unfashioned blatancy and make a list of all other "favorite" characters that should have been in (regarding Hollywood's tendency to not go really old-school and have characters like Havok be in films) the earlier X-men films:

Psylocke (going to be in the 3rd one)
Arch Angel (going to be in the 3rd one)
Cable (not sure if going to be in 3rd one)

and by one I mean movie

I was going to make a thread on this but i guess people are generally inconsiderate and randomly troll to try and be cool

plz dont try and discredit me further because I am a hardcore fan of X-men and thats the truth

your intel is wack for the mere fact.

its angel muthafucka angel

archangel implies iron wings

[arcticninja]

evargngugngngu or whatever the fuck your name is, kindly go eat a dick, kthx bye. Like seriously, what the fuck is your problem?

Don't you know who I am? I'M THE FUCKING JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

[Lantis]

And remember, if you want Cable to be a FAITHFUL PORTRAYAL, he must neccesarily have the AHVB X 3 AND A SENTINEL ASSIST, EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKIN' CANONICAL SENSE!

Evargnug can go suck a dick.

[maxx]

Don't you know who I am? I'M THE FUCKING JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

oh lord..the next srk trend?

[Carpet Lint]

and I feel it deserves to be shown again...I'm quite proud of my Prophet Mario picture: http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9061/mariotheprophet16fj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I'm ashamed to admit that I've been slacking lately so I'm not completely up to date with the current SRK wave - someone's got to explain to me what the deal is with the recent spike in the Prophet/bomb hat dudes.

I hope to God it's not 24-related because I missed last week's episode (the toughest decision of the month - hang out with the girlfriend since I hadn't seen her in a while or receive my weekly blessing of Ambient Psycho Power...God help me, I think I chose wrong) and my torrent is running slower than Edgar "Rocksteady" Stiles runs in a vat of molasses.

In which case I will respectfully request for the reference not to be explained until I can get my sweet, sweet, sweeeeet, hit of 24 this week.

[abacabb]

carpet lint, they showed this week and last weeks episodes of 24 tonight. i guess you missed it

[Carpet Lint]

Well then fuck me with a giant cactus.

[Roxie]

Well then fuck me with a giant cactus.
I thought you'd never ask!:lovin:

[Million]

nah, remember the cartoon all the muslims are incredibly pissed off at "over there"? It's a picture of the Prophet Mohammed with a bomb in place of a turban.

...hmm...actually, a picture of Toad from the Mushroom Kingdom would be more fitting with a bomb/turban...Toad does have some of that natural middle-eastern world vibe going on, with the Aladdin/MC Hammer pants, the vest...

I just took the typing test again a few times.... (www.typingtest.com) 81wpm with 100% Accuracy, folks. 100 fucking percent. Yeah, I'm awesome.

*in today's episode of TMI! --I just went through a hell of a time on the bowl. I haven't had a hard time shitting like that in YEARS. It was like trying to shit out a bowling ball or something...I had to apply water to my ass to try and ease this giant brown behemoth on out...I was giving birth to an immense Brown Beast™ of epic proportions. This has been a 2-day ordeal...I simply gave up last night...but finally, my agony came to an end about an hour ago. Oh and it was definigely a big one...I'm talkin' at least 3 inches around...maybe 2 inches thick....(*not length...I do mean THICKNESS.)

[Lantis]

I thought you'd never ask!:lovin:

You actually keep giant cactus to fuck people with? :confused:

[JackTenrac!]

Actually, Carpet Lint, BAC ruined it.

:rolleyes:

If I had power ranger abilities(phantom ranger, especially) and the ability to morph and turn invisible on a whim, cookies would dissappear, and children would be saved from the high punch fury of the phantom to an unsuspecting children's character.

Barney: Hello boys, an...
Me: *throws sunglasses at barney*
Combo and wallet stealing time!
RUSH 20 hits!
K': Nigga stole my Desparation Move!
Me: those are a $500 pair of sunglasses ,mmasshole

[Airthrow]

I went to shitty family fun center with my mom and my 5 year old sister. My mom gave me five bucks and other than Crisis Zone and Time Crisis 3 the games sucked, so I played redemption games and got my sister two plastic dinosaurs and enough tickets so she could get some long rubbery pencil and a paper umbrella.

Afterwards my mom was mad I didn't hit on the girl who was in charge of redeeming the tickets, since she was obviously sending me signals. I said "What signals? And besides, she's too skinny for my tastes." and she said "She had that affectation.", whatever that means.

All the time, my mom doesn't seem to comprehend that I like thick beautiful women. BBWs for LIFE. :karate:

[VG Emblem]

Hey guys guess what? I took a nap at 5 pm and just awoke now at 1 am. I feel like I wasted a friday. :sad:

[Airthrow]

I'm now assistant manager at a shoe store (I've only been working at for 3 weeks), $10/hr. Go my life. :rolleyes:

[abacabb]

i think ill make some pancakes today. i like pancakes, the only thing i hate after making them is washing the dishes. you know what else is gay, muthafuckas who cook and dont wash the dishes after themselves. thats like the RULE, you cook you wash the dishes. My uncle does that shit. He'll make himself a huge ass meal, but refuses to wash the dishes. In all of my eighteen years of existence, I have never seen him wash any dishes. Shit, I havent seen him clean anything around the house. He doesnt do the simpler things either. Say your going out and you see a bag of trash by the front door, wouldnt you take it out? This muthafucka would walk right past it and then complain that no one takes out the trash. Or he would complain that the house is a mess, yet he doesnt lift a finger when everyone is cleaning. Do any of you guys have people like this in your family? You know the type the lazy muthafuckas

[Taichi]

I feel Million's pain, only it felt like my colon was a rollercoaster, and the name of the coaster was the Vodkabeast.......

the sound of it hitting the toilet told me the cars derailed..........

good thing most of it went down after one flush.......

[TS]

Ultraviolet looks like garbage. Pretty, action-packed garbage.

That is definitely a great post.

But I can't deny that 3s is still one of my favorite fighters. Though Jay used more articulated language for the post, in essence he still basically equates playing 3s to being a 'noob'.

I think the problem we face as a community is that for some reason there is this desire to latch on to your favorite fighter and deny all the rest as lame, broken, etc., and any arguments to the contrary are poppycock and balderdash.

Example: after years of not wanting to enjoy it, I'm finally coming around on MvC2. Something about it clicked the other day when I pulled it off my shelf and gave it a whirl for a few minutes. I had an unexplainable desire to get better at it(It was probably when I was playing Cyclops, and was coming down off a super-jump and did :lk::lk: landed :lp::lp: + :r::d::df::hp: Gene-splice and super canceled into :qcf::lp::hp: Optic Blast. Truly, I am the MvC2 Messiah. 'I have come not to do away with the Law, but to fulfill it!').

But fighting games are not mutually exclusive, so I can still enjoy 3s all the same, if not more, because sometimes I wish I could parry through certain traps...

There are obvious dogs of the fighting game world, but to just write off 3s with a 'Bah, kids these days and their hippity hop and Aegis Reflectors...' seems a bit harsh in my opinion.

True, I think you sorta have to be objective. There are certain things which don't work in 3S-style games with parry, and that isn't necessarily a good thing. That was pretty much the point of a lot of the posts in that thread.

-Hating on a different style of games isn't new...as Viscant posted not too long ago, calling someone a Marvel player sort of implied that they were a scrub, not so long ago (well I guess now it IS so long ago), because of the simple "dial-a-combo" sysytem tha the Marvel and later VS games had.

All games have their faults, however....I love A3 to pieces, but it would be pretty easy to find new players and make them not want to play the game anymore and decide it's a piece of trash (ie. V-Vega, any Zangief). Those are only small aspects of the game, and they're less powerful once you put time into the game and get used to it, but there are a lot of things on the surface, and also deeper into the game. The worst aspect of 3S or any fighting game IMO is randomness and rewarding luck, and that is around in A3 because of V-ISM activation's invincibiltiy (though at least it has a cost...higher risk for a higher reward). It doesn't allow for all of the same retardedness as parry can, but it's affect on jump-ins in particular are similar. (blah blah blah)

The whole thing is, people are all gassed up and talk about how balanced and deep 3S is, and how it's the best fighting game ever. I'm not gonna say it sucks just because I don't like it, but 3S too, has a lot of flaws which people seem to be able to ignore. Same as CvS2 or any other game. It definitely takes skill to play....it's a different set of skills.

There's an entire set of players, that I just (unfairly) dub "Magneto players," because all they're really impressed with is rushing down and all of that stuff, but don't seem to appreciate anything less subtle. I think a lot of these people are into 3S. A lot of respect for the part where you went high when someone thought you were going low (ohh snapz!) etc, but not for keeping that person from being able to do so. Yun is great, Chun is cheap. Magneto is great, Duc won Evo by mashing buttons w/Spiral vs new school players.

Anyway....

Hey Az (or anyone else in Japan): Yes, you SHOULD go to a-cho (a-cho.com), you monster. To me that's like a muslim being 40 minutes from Mecca and being like "eh...I guess I'll check it out EVENTUALLY...." They have an A3 tourney every month, usually around the 18th~20th. Sometimes it's a team tourney, though. Secondly:

You close to anywhere that sells old games? Are used/old game shops common in Japan in general? I've been looking for stuff for my Saturn and all I've fun into is eBay trolls, with a few exceptions. (http://stores.ebay.com/Used-Video-Game-Shop-Yamatoku) <3 Yamatoku.jp & eBay store (thank God I found that place...Christmas NiGHTS, $4! Fire Prowrestling S, $6! And that's just the obscure stuff...) You wouldn't happen to know of any store that might have a website, and might, maybe, be english-speaking? :sweat:

Speaking of Az, I reccomend that in case SRK ever goes down for an extended period o time (ie. more than a day) everyone meet up at the forums at Az's site, outpostnine.com.

Haha, "Wolverine was awesome in Swordfish."

[FistsofFury]

Can anyone do me a favor and resize the attached image for prem av size? Keep height-width ratio the same plzkthanks.

Thanks in advance!

(My trial periods ran out a long time ago, shush)

[Hunter D]

Can anyone do me a favor and resize the attached image for prem av size? Keep height-width ratio the same plzkthanks.

Thanks in advance!

(My trial periods ran out a long time ago, shush)

Here.

[Taito]

I still like you. I've never had a problem with you.

As do most people on this board.. Airthrow just has some grudge against me that he's failed to enunciate. It's something I've noticed in every exchange we've had on this forum..

[TS]

Tyler Perry. Just...fucking stop.

Guy in drag pretending to be a black grandmother...it's awful and it looks so fucking stupid. Movie version of Madea's Family Reunion is coming out, a popular play...the asshole who I guess wrote the play stars as an old grandma. Same character from Diary of a Mad Black Woman, which was obviously trash. In a preview for Madea's Family Reunion, I heard someone refer to Diary of a Mad Black Woman as, get this, "critically acclaimed." Jesus.

Seriouosly, get an actual old woman to play as the old woman...what is this crossdressing nonsense? Did every black actor who saw Nutty Proffessor decide he needed to start crossdressing??

[Mark Beast]

^that guy has been doing it for years and in the south is HUGE. like his movie will sell out when it releases down in the south, guaranteed. i didn't know anything about him at all before the last movie came out. my gf at the time wanted to go see it, so i'm look ok...i guess. we got there (the theatre) and were greeted by a LONG line that wrapped around the block. i was like wtffff. apparently the guy is really popular and comes out with a ton of plays and movies. kinda like those ppl who come out with plays like um...

"my baby mama is on crack but i'm a baller anyway"
"your man is a dog but i had him last night"

etc. like you know how you hear about those plays on the radio from time to time? the same crowd thats into that goes to see this guy's plays AND this guy is into the church, so the church crowd down in the south in some areas, supports him too.

from what i gather, its a black southern thing more than anything. the last movie was actually good though. i enjoyed it (and i didn't think i would). i'ma go see this one i think.

[Million]

Yeah, Tyler is known for coming out with those "shuckin' and jivin'" Super-Black plays like Mamma dun Stole the Cornbread!, or Satan Gonna Git Yo Child"

*I apparently had some psychic/ESP abilities when I was a little kid...from what mom told me. Then, for some strange reason, they allowed me to watch The Shining(*still the most genuinely terrifying movie I've ever seen) as a small child, and that was the end of that. Later on in elementary school...I did have a few dreams where I perfectly predicted certain things that happened the following day(s). It's quite a surreal thing when a situation occurs that you've seen/experience before in a dream. I realize most people would be highly skeptical(to put it nicely) of all this.

*Constipation is much worse than Diarrhea, imo. Constipation HURTS...and it seems like a hellish eternity on the bowl...praying that some immense, DRY, boulder-size shit is going to somehow pass out of your much smaller asshole. Those last 2 nights were just terrible...I haven't been locked up like that since I was probably 8 years old. Oh yeah...and at least diarrhea is funny...with all those *BLARRRPPPPSSSCH!* *SPLACHHHRRRP* wet pooping noises. It's a fact of life that explosive shitting is funny. (*unless it happened to you in a public place...and even then...that would be funny to other people)

*back on "southern blackness" for a sec...SOUSE. -- WHO EATS THIS SHIT?! come on, folks...it's 2006. We don't have to eat the table scraps variety of shit from "Mas'a" anymore...we haven't had to in quite some time now. My aunt eats that mess, and I just don't get it. How do you even look at a package of souse in the store and think "hmm....that looks like it might be good." NO. It does not look delicious in any way. It looks like someone pucked in a box and packaged it up for store shelves.

[JackTenrac!]

- My dad encourages me to doubt my own decisions because he likes to get his own way. I know about the parents know best rule, but I feel as if he is abusing that power. It's as if he is trying to make up for the mistake his life became. Guess having illegitimate children and about two or so divorces is more condescending than it lets on. Next thing you know, if we hit a friend's for a drink, he'll probably try to tell me what to intake. Probably talk me out drinkin Heinekensfor Labatts altogether. I am beginning to even doubt my ability to choose my own path because of him. Thank God I have a mentor or two.

EDIT: called him today. Guess I feel a bit for him. I'm the only guy he co-reared. He just wants to train me, and I need it.

- Making a PERFECT site is much harder than it looks. I 've been on my recent reendition for a while, with a fear that those who love my work would probably hate on something that didn't look like my own work. Probably, you guys can help out with a bit of a usuability test after I'm done.

- ewww. Souse? Isn't that a West Indian dish? I wouldn't bother that at all. Even Joe Blow here (http://filebox.vt.edu/users/jschroed/Easter4.jpg) looks disgusted by eating it. Jerk Chicken, rice and peas, macaroni pie (or macaroni and cheese as called on Soul Food) or jonny cakes with cornbeef, please. Hell, I wanna get some cornbread!

[Azrael]

Hey Az (or anyone else in Japan): Yes, you SHOULD go to a-cho (a-cho.com), you monster. To me that's like a muslim being 40 minutes from Mecca and being like "eh...I guess I'll check it out EVENTUALLY...." They have an A3 tourney every month, usually around the 18th~20th. Sometimes it's a team tourney, though. Secondly:...

Funnily enough, I can get to a-cho in about 40 minutes.

I went to a tournament for CvS2 once...went 2 and out. To my credit, the guys I played against placed 1st and 3rd, but still. I've played against some of the (supposed) best in the world in A3 (a very famous V-Sagat player) and did decently...it went 5 rounds, with both of us within 10% health in the 5th.

One of the things about a-cho is that it's almost too competitive. These guys aren't just good - they're among the best. So, unless you go when the scrubs are there (a-cho scrubs are still fucking strong), you lose alot, and losing isn't fun. I realized that to keep up with the crowd, I'd have to invest a whole lot more time into fighting games...and my life is moving in other directions at the moment. I still kind of want to learn V-Karin (I'm A at the moment) though.

As for used games shops, I see them all the time...but as for a website in English, that'd be much harder. Usually, in a game shop they'll just have a used bin with all sorts of assorted awesome shit. I saw a N64 for about $10 the other day. I shoulda bought it. I miss Goldeneye and Zelda.

Hugh Jackman was fucking awesome as Wolverine. Shit, he IS Wolverine. I don't even call him Hugh Jackman anymore. I just call him "Wolverine." Like "Wolverine was awesome in Swordfish."
This is going in the sig queue.

[kcxj]

One of the Black guys came into work last night wearing a black leather baseball cap over a black doo-rag.

[Taito]

I dunno if I mentioned this already but England blows.

[Rioting Soul]

"I'm weaks to da finich 'cause AIDS beats out spinich!"

Not good.

[Roxie]

You actually keep giant cactus to fuck people with? :confused:
Hey, I'm a Girl Scout. You've got to always be prepared.

[monbaby]

I bought a electric bass guitar a couple of days ago...

Hopefully I'll randomly play for someone famous in the future...

[Muff Daddy]

Yeah, Tyler is known for coming out with those "shuckin' and jivin'" Super-Black plays like Mamma dun Stole the Cornbread!, or Satan Gonna Git Yo Child"




lol :rofl: "Birdie Gon Eat Yo Kidz"

[Million]

So what episode# are we up to on Naruto now...on CN? I've lost count, and I want to just download the rest of the shows at this point...this 1 episode per week thing is just aggravating....my patience with this has reached its end. I really just can't do the 1 episode per week thing anymore for all these shows. It's bad enough trying to wait a whole week until the next Bauer Power Hour....whatever, I'll just take a wild guess at the # and go on Lime in a few minutes..

whoah...this Anko character is kinda delicious... quite pokeable, she is. What happened to the days of DBZ where we get "new" episodes of something every day?

dammit...and it looks like CN just pissed away the entire month of March with regard to their Saturday night lineup. At first I thought it was just that one date that was mentioned on the commercial...like a marathon that saturday...but no, it's that date + the rest of March they will show those movies from...eh...that guy who made Spirited Away and other films. I'm interested in seeing those, sure...but not really at the expense of the CN Saturday night lineup.

...damn One Piece is ugly...it's like the "late 90s Nicktoon" of anime. Just about all the characters look retarded...I mean literally retarded/special too, not like "retarded" as an insult...the characters actually look like they should be on one of those Jerry Lewis Telethons...it's like what happens when a 10 year old with marginal talent and some cheap markers attempts to draw anime. It's so bad, it contributes to the overall humor of the show, imo....I enjoy One Piece on occasion much like I would enjoy something like Santa Claus vs. The Martians, or The Giant Gila Monster....

...or Attack of The (the) Giant Leeches...ah, I miss MST3k so much...that show should never have ended.

[Nemesis00]

I just came back from my first Comic Con, and it was some scary shit.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/Nemesis00/DSCN0001.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/Nemesis00/DSCN0004.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/Nemesis00/DSCN0007.jpg

[Azrael]

Roxie...your av.... :sad:

[JackTenrac!]

No Anal Rape!

[Demon Dash]

You know what's one of the stupidest words going? Flip flop. :rolleyes: Flip flop.

[Airthrow]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/Nemesis00/DSCN0004.jpg

I would hit that with FURY.

[Nemesis00]

Now that I look at it, that wench looks like she stuffs the bra.

[Roxie]

Roxie...your av.... :sad:
Heck, you're the master. Teach us your powers of detection, oh giant of japan! :china:

I would hit that with FURY.
At first, I thought you said "FURRY"

Joke for today:
President Bush's morning security briefing is wrapping up. Donald Rumsfeld is concluding his part and says,"Finally, three Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday near Baghdad"OH MY GOD!" shrieks Bush, and he buries his head in his hands for a seemingly interminable 30 seconds. Stunned at the unexpected display of emotion, the president's staff sit speechless, not sure how to react. Finally, Bush looks up and asks Rumsfeld, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Taito]

OMG it's Free (106 & Park) with Bobby Brown.. I hope they never hooked up..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGwWggyr4U4&search=bobby%20brown

Damn what isn't on freakin YouTube..

[Dan?]

SNIPpu-Jinrai-Kyaku

I know Viscant didn't invent 'fighting game hate', I'm just pointing out that it's one of the only weak points in his argument. About 3s randomness though, I agree, sometimes it's just retardedness.

However, my favorite aspect of parry is the ability to not only negate, but move past/interupt repetitive moves or combos. To me, the evolution of the game comes from 'oh, I'll try this setup', and then 'oh, I'll give it ano-ow! Okay, he's figured that out, time to change up my approach'. It keeps your characters from become total fortresses that only break down when faced with a specific character out of the roster or if you screw up. Parries allows momentum shifts in the match on a different level, not necessarily a higher one, but a different one nonetheless.

Certain characters of course can bait parries, but that's part of the evolution of the game, trying to get your opponent to parry your fireball so you can sweep him, then he learns to parry both or just eat the fireball and parry the sweep, etc.

Also: 2D Capoeira fighting?!?! ZOMGBBQREFLECTOR!

[Demon Dash]

OMG it's Free (106 & Park) with Bobby Brown.. I hope they never hooked up..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGwWggyr4U4&search=bobby%20brown

Damn what isn't on freakin YouTube..
Wtf? :confused:

[JackTenrac!]

I know Viscant didn't invent 'fighting game hate', I'm just pointing out that it's one of the only weak points in his argument. About 3s randomness though, I agree, sometimes it's just retardedness.

However, my favorite aspect of parry is the ability to not only negate, but move past/interupt repetitive moves or combos. To me, the evolution of the game comes from 'oh, I'll try this setup', and then 'oh, I'll give it ano-ow! Okay, he's figured that out, time to change up my approach'. It keeps your characters from become total fortresses that only break down when faced with a specific character out of the roster or if you screw up. Parries allows momentum shifts in the match on a different level, not necessarily a higher one, but a different one nonetheless.

Certain characters of course can bait parries, but that's part of the evolution of the game, trying to get your opponent to parry your fireball so you can sweep him, then he learns to parry both or just eat the fireball and parry the sweep, etc.

Also: 2D Capoeira fighting?!?! ZOMGBBQREFLECTOR!

Dan?.

Sorry, I noticed that your posts, as of late, were getting serious about the game, and I agree with your current vibe on the whole III conversation.After seeing the infamous Daigo match of Evo and his other matches many moons ago, as well as facing other competitors in TS and my beloved SI, I've seen the power of this tech. It does enhance the game, and keeps the player involved with alot on the match more strategically. A dynamic switch from turtle to pixie can occur.

Question: how far do you/should you take your game in regards to the defense addition brought on by III's parry system?

[Slide]

Taito is cool in my opinion, even though we had a scuffle in the Late Night thread half a year ago. Arguments and flames, i think nothing of them.

[Carpet Lint]

Hahaha, look at this mouse run in this wheel.

http://content.jengajam.com/mouseyrun.wmv

It's so cute and harmless, and it's doesn't know what the fuck it's doing, and it doesn't know that it's going nowhere in life, but it keeps doing it anyway because it doesn't know any better, and it only ends up owning itself in the end.

I should learn from this mouse.

[Mechanica]

Yeah, I think parrying is great for 3s, though I don't know if it should really be moved to any other games (as if more playable capcom 2d fighters are coming out). I like that it can help shorten the tier gap, it can be flashy as hell if you're good enough, and like Dan? said, you can totally change the pace of a match with parrying.

[Million]

Bleedman still going strong: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/29589049/
Seriously, folks. Best "fan art" EVER. It's almost an insult to even consider that mere "fan art". Right out the gate he has AMAZO in this apparently new story he's working! :wow:

*currently I'm finally snagging some Naruto...this is taking forever of course...

Celeb Fit Club 3---Chastity Bono would actually be hot if she lost the rest of the weight...her girlfriend is QUITE a piece....haha...that lesbo has good taste.

[Lantis]

The perfect title for my life right now would be "Lantis Third Strike - Fight for the Future"

Seriously, it's been 10 months since I quit my job, and I STILL haven't fulfilled my objective of moving back to the States like I originally planned back then (mostly thanks to trusting people too much). Now, the worst possible case scenario has occured: asking for help from your parents (or in my case, just my mom). Of course, having a rational, objective conversation with my mother is beyond the point. It's really tough to get past her old school ideals, it's sickening. Last night, she gave me probably the most ludicrous quote I've EVER heard from someone's mouth:

"If you want me to help you out in your trip, you must first make a promise in front of God that you WILL NEVER PLAY VIDEO GAMES AGAIN!"

I didn't know if I should have laughed in face or probably punch her in the kisser and scream GTA MOFO! I mean, seriously...she claims that video games are bad for me, but they seem to be worse for her. :looney:

At this rate, I see no way out of here....

[VG Emblem]

Hmm, while looking at the Dell laptops thread, I noticed something very strange about a poster. That poster is FMJaguar and his rep title, it says: "FMJaguar has graduated from Video Game College" I was like wtf lol. Anyone care to provide an explanation? :rofl:

[Septimus Prime]

Not to knock the goodness of miso soup, but osuimono owns miso.

Also, who remembers Bobby's World?

We're goin', we're goin',
We're goin' on a trip.

TRIP!

Train, plane, or taxi cab,
All the choices hip!

[Demon Dash]

Hahaha, look at this mouse run in this wheel.

http://content.jengajam.com/mouseyrun.wmv

It's so cute and harmless, and it's doesn't know what the fuck it's doing, and it doesn't know that it's going nowhere in life, but it keeps doing it anyway because it doesn't know any better, and it only ends up owning itself in the end.

I should learn from this mouse.
Ahahaha, the fucking speed it's going man, that mouse owns. :rofl: Wins the thread, no doubt about it.....I have learned a valuable lesson.

[VG Emblem]

Hahaha, look at this mouse run in this wheel.

http://content.jengajam.com/mouseyrun.wmv

It's so cute and harmless, and it's doesn't know what the fuck it's doing, and it doesn't know that it's going nowhere in life, but it keeps doing it anyway because it doesn't know any better, and it only ends up owning itself in the end.

I should learn from this mouse.
Holy shit DBZ mouse! :rofl:

[Septimus Prime]

I don't want to rain on anyone's parade here, but I'm pretty sure that "mouse" is a hamster.

[Demon Dash]

Well hamster then, it's still fucking fast.

[VG Emblem]

DBZ Hamster does kinda sound better...

[TS]

Slide: nice avatar. That wouldn't happen to be Sodom's SFA3 stage in the background, would it?

Dan?: like I said in the thread, parry is good because it stops things you can see coming. It rewards guessing, but it also rewards legitimately knowing what the other guy is gonna do. That's good, I guess...the problem is, a freakishly safe way to defend/punish attacks (compare the risk involved with trying to hit Ken out of an attack with an EX Shoryuken/Rocket Upper vs the risk involved in tapping down once he comes into sweep range), and has a dramatic effect on the game.

It absolutely changes what works in the game, and who is good. It limits character variety. If all you want to do is dash up to people and throw/mixup -> super, it doesn't seem like a big deal (you actually don't have a choice), but if you feel like doing something else, or have a different sort of playstyle, you're going to have a rough time.

Not to say 3S would be a better game without parrying...I'm sure a whole new set of problems would arise. But it would be interesting to see SA2 Chun having to worry about anti-air, and people having to deal with Remy. Parry being in the game prevents there from being any 10-0 matches (not many of those in other SF games, either), but it also gives the better characters the ability to stop any comeback...and the ability to get lucky is universal. And, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that red parry looks less cool when you get hit with red parry -> Chun SA2.

Changing your approach and not being predictable is something that happens in all SF games, parry just allows for a safe way to get it done. You don't have to commit to a move. Saying that 3S is more "strategic" would be the wrong word, I think. It's not like "oh I'm gonna stay at THIS range because I have THESE options, or I need to push the other guy THERE, because his X can beat my Y...

3S takes care of spacing for you, between parrying and dashes. If you wanted to reverse a bad situation in other games, you either had to put in work somehow, or not get put in that situation in the first place. The older games in general would be more like Urien (Aegis is to be avoided, and by extention, situations which will get your thrown/knocked down), whereas 3S in general is more like Makoto. Knowing what's coming will help you out a lot (same with a good guess), same as always, but there's not much to avoid or put in play (generally speaking). You don't need to keep Honda from getting backed into the corner, because he's harder to aggress against for your character, you don't worry about how to get in on Dhalsim or O.Sagat or how to keep him from getting to where he wants to be (or have to figure that out), or even figure out what to do with a Rolento who's breaking your guard. More analagous situations would be loaded ST N.Chun...she can do a super by hitting one button, and she's walking toward you...will she throw, or poke? Just do the super? Walk backwards? Or simply sweep-crossup, only you're both sure which attacking direction is blocked how. Will he come from the left or the right? Will he attack low afterwards? Will he not crossup and just throw?

This is why used Magneto as reference.

It seems like there's something missing, from the outside looking in. It makes everyone look like Daigo, except for the part where Daigo actually commits to a move (ie. Shoryuken) and has a chance of missing (even if he often connects with insane stuff like fierce DP vs waking up Yun and Chun with super).


My 2 cents.

[VG Emblem]

Would it be considered weird to tell people in real life to start calling me VG? It has grown on me and my real name is goddamned weird and most people don't even say it right.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

Slide: nice avatar. That wouldn't happen to be Sodom's SFA3 stage in the background, would it?



looks like right side corner of the stage

[VG Emblem]

Man, someone should really create anti-procrastinate and motivation pills. I need some of those.

[Carpet Lint]

I keep a seven of spades and a periodic table of elements in my wallet.

And people always laugh or something when they find out, I don't know why. Don't people always keep weird stuff in their wallets? I can't be the only one, and a seven of spades can't be the weirdest thing that someone's kept in their wallet.

Unless you have a like gnome or a used condom from your first time or something in there. That'd be pretty weird.

I used to play a lot of Big 2 during lunch in the cafeteria in the first two years of highschool. And that gets boring fast. So I started cheating to make it more fun.

Like I would put down a 4,5,6, and a 7 on top of an 8 that someone else played earlier, in the big pile of played cards in the middle, and I'd yell "STRAIGHT!" and just brush 'em all up.

Or I'd keep random cards tucked in the back of my hat for future rounds - like to complete a flush or a straight or something. I'd pretend to lean back, scratch the back of my head, and CHEAT GAMBIT STYLEZ MON AMI.

But eventually we switched to Hearts and Euchre, where all the cards have to be accounted for, so it got harder to cheat.

So now I have a seven of spades I'd forgotten about in my wallet, and some loser I went to highschool with has a deck that's short a card. Heh heh heh.

I don't even know why I still have it there. It's not a good luck charm or anything...but the teachings of the Almightly MacBauer say that ya just never know when a seven of spades is going to come in handy.

[Azrael]

I think 3S is just about different mechanics. In A3, a big part of the game is poking and spacing. I play Karin, and against Sakura I want to either stay out of Sak's S.FK range, or get to a point where I can outpoke it (I don't remember off the top of my head, but I think Karin's S.MK or MP timed right can beat Sak's FK). However, against Akuma I want to generally stay away - his up-close pokes are faster than mine, and I run the risk of getting rushed down. Karin outranges him, so that's the kind of game I want to play.

3S isn't about that so much. It's more about mixing up your game, and trying to figure out what your opponent will do and when. I don't know if that makes it less deep than other non-parry games...just different. I do prefer the spacing/poking/counter style of other games, but probably because that's what I've been playing for so long.

-------------------------------------------

Anyway, got to play some GGXX Slash at a-cho today (no A3 comp :sad: ) Won a few games. But Orders Sol is even more annoying than regular Sol. :bluu:

[Slide]

TS: yep it's Sodom's stage.

Rocklee: yeah.

Also, Mika is 80s Hogan copying.

[Scorpio_G]

Man, someone should really create anti-procrastinate and motivation pills. I need some of those.

I really need anti procrastination pills.

Oh, when this is over. I'm gonna get this T-shirt and wear it proudly around the streets of NY and my job when it get's warm. http://www.noisebot.com/procrastinators_of_the_world_unite_tomorrow_t-shirt :rofl:

Maybe I'll get it in Brown or Navy.

[abacabb]

im gonna buy that shirt form whole family. we all are procrastinators.
my cousin just took my dog to the pound. im gonna miss her but my grandmother is allergic to dogs. peace out Leah. immma miss you

[arcticninja]

I'm gonna join the Procrastinator's Society whenever it gets started.

[Demon Dash]

Anyone ever twang them selves in the balls by accident with their boxers? I just did that and it hurts like fuck!

[Scorpio_G]

^

Lol @ Articninja.

See my Avitar? I was suppose to change it....five weeks ago. :razz:

I'll get the shirt...whenever.

Sorry about your doggy Abacabb. Couldnt one of your friends or your friend's friend's adopt it instead of taking it to a shelter? :sad:

[Roxie]

I'm getting that shirt in like....two weeks?

[GreyFoxx]

Waiting for the girl to get out of work and possible get out of this Iowa stick hole...darn should have brought T5 or something to play.

[phae]

Today is my birthday!

I am 20, and sad there wasn't a thread made for me. :(

[VG Emblem]

Good to see everyone else here is a lazy ass procrastinator too.

[Ephidel]

SNIP

Damn, what happen to your rep? You had like 5 or 6 bars I think and now your red all of a sudden...

Also, what does VG in VG Emblem stand for? Does it mean "Video Game Emblem"?

EDIT - Whoa, nevermind - just seen everything...Anyway, what does the "VG" mean still?

[VG Emblem]

Damn, what happen to your rep? You had like 5 or 6 bars I think and now your red all of a sudden...

Also, what does VG in VG Emblem stand for? Does it mean "Video Game Emblem"?

EDIT - Whoa, nevermind - just seen everything...Anyway, what does the "VG" mean still?
Video Game Emblem, bingo. It can also stand for Virtual God Emblem too. :razzy:
I actually had 9 bars, 1221 rep to be exact.

[Lantis]

Today is my birthday!

I am 20, and sad there wasn't a thread made for me. :(

We don't NEED any more attention whore-ism! :bluu:

[Lantis]

Video Game Emblem, bingo. It can also stand for Virtual God Emblem too. :razzy:
I actually had 9 bars, 1221 rep to be exact.

Jesus Christ, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. People hates you, whoop dee fuckin' doo. Why do you keep complaining about that shit? I bet one year will pass, and you would still be hanging on to your lost rep.

Grow the fuck up.

[phae]

Jesus Christ, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. People hates you, whoop dee fuckin' doo. Why do you keep complaining about that shit? I bet one year will pass, and you would still be hanging on to your lost rep.

Grow the fuck up.

Ahahaha god damn Lantis for winner status :rofl:

How'd he lose 9 bars so fast?

[JackTenrac!]

I stole 'em. I'm a niggaaaah like Tokyo Breakfast.

Why do you think he's wearin' the av?

...that went well.

<3 Phae Phae

[*InVeRs3*]

I'm tired of people comparing 3s to chess. It's more like rock paper scissors combined with dice.

[FistsofFury]

Well I beat God of War...borrowed it from a friend last Weds.

I enjoyed it, but I'm not gonna play through it again. Unless somehow I can skip the puzzles lol.

It was pretty easy too, I played it on Normal mode. Seemed kind of short. Hope they make a sequel.

[VG Emblem]

Well I beat God of War...borrowed it from a friend last Weds.

I enjoyed it, but I'm not gonna play through it again. Unless somehow I can skip the puzzles lol.

It was pretty easy too, I played it on Normal mode. Seemed kind of short. Hope they make a sequel.

There's 2 sequels announced. And supposedly one on PSP.

[VG Emblem]

Ahahaha god damn Lantis for winner status :rofl:

How'd he lose 9 bars so fast?
That's the part that irks me, I have no idea.
Btw Lantis, someone was asking me, as usual you have no idea what people were talking about. I'm not even complaining anymore and I've grown to accept the fact that some higher force saw the comedical genius in taking my rep away.

[kcxj]

Would one of the Japanese speakers here mind translating the dialog from an unsubtitled porn movie for me?

I can pick out bits and pieces of certain phrases (like "ganbate", "hayaku", and "kintama", but I'm honestly clueless as to the majority of the things the girl is saying and I feel stupid.

I'm not even kidding here in case my question sounds excessively dumb or perverted either. I can PM whoever can do it the link to the torrent file. Thanks.

[Nishiko]

:rofl:

I'm tired.

[Carpet Lint]

Ah, dammit. I missed 24 again.

Roxie, one more time with the cactus.

[Roxie]

Y'know, I'm begining to think you enjoy this.

[Lantis]

Btw Lantis, someone was asking me, as usual you have no idea what people were talking about. I'm not even complaining anymore and I've grown to accept the fact that some higher force saw the comedical genius in taking my rep away.

And you seem to take much pride into stating how YOU LOST 1221 REP POINTS OMG MY LIFE IZ OVA!!!! It seems you like to bitch about it at the drop of a dime.

[Dangerous J]

I dont watch much tv, but i caughrt a glimpse of Raven symone's disney show..Did she have "stimach enlargement"surgery ? WTF happened to her since Cooper?

[monbaby]

I dont watch much tv, but i caughrt a glimpse of Raven symone's disney show..Did she have "stimach enlargement"surgery ? WTF happened to her since Cooper?



I don't know but she still sexy to me...

Mmmm...

Those Thighs...

:p:...

[Million]

So...episodes 26 thru 50 of Naruto are now mine...and the quality is amazing...exactly as if I were watching tv on my comp. Yeah, I couldn't stand the whole 1 ep./week thing anymore with CN. I no longer had the patience.

-Sakura's japanese voice is straight up GARBAGE. It's piercing my ears almost as bad as some of that dreadful hindi music. American dub Sakura actually sounds cute and funny. I find myself trying my best to mentally block out her disgusting japanese voice actress.

-the internet is so great...already I'm at least 3 or 4 weeks ahead of CN's agonizingly slow schedule...and I'm just taking a break for now. Of course I can't go back to CN's pace now...I'll have to download again once I'm done with this batch of episodes.

-Snake dude Orochimaru was tight.

Please, KING magazine...please get Brenna G. from American Idol to pose...please :sweat:

[JackTenrac!]

Mmmm...

...for some strange reason.

...I miss...the Wulin Warriors!

[Septimus Prime]

So, Family Feud is still featuring figure skaters. Yamaguchi is still hot.

[EVARGNUG]

Relatively flame-free as this thread is, you can't expect to get away with such a bad and unelaborative flaming? Really, filet-o'-fish? Dude, how white are you?

Plus, I've been away for awhile. So, yeah; you thought you could get away with such a mediocre heist?--think again ya' scrub-ladykiller.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
I APOLOGIZE.

GODDAMMIT--I GET IT!--DON'T SAY IT SO FUCKING LOUD!

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
I realize this thread has been mostly flame-free. Thus I will withhold on any further debate with my good friend EVARUNG, in the interests of continued peace and harmony thought out loud.

...

But just ONE MORE. Last one, I SWEAR IT.

Wow...what a chilvorous man...I applaud you. You must be a chilvourous man. I mean, chilvalry practically doesn't exist anymore. I mean, who today would be conscientious enough to dig their own grave!?...What?--you made yourself a coffin, too? And out of an oak tree?...

You fuckin liar! It was pine wasn't it!? Don't fucking lie!--Okay, I was wrong about you! Obviously your favorite kind of drink isn't cola-- Why? You're asking me why?...Well...Because of all the fucken teabags in and over your pine-wood cabinets, you fucking liar! You're the worst kind of scum...

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Selectively cutting and pasting the only bits of my post that you feel man enough to reply to, and ignoring everything else because IT OUT FANBOYS YOUR FANBOY ASS.

So, you're saying your country is run by lesbian women?

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Lol, the parts you quoted are even OUT OF ORDER. I bet you spent half a day disecting it, racking your brain for a clever comeback for each part, but you could only come up with replies for like half of them, and left the rest out. And then when you were deep in thought while feasting on today's McDeal (Friday right? So...Filet O'Fish? That tastes like fucking cardboard, you cheap piece of shit.) you thought of some better comebacks so you included them at the bottom.

OMG, obviously you're not an avid player of Sudoku. I mean, it's a way overrated game but it's something you might want to do on that busride to the local deli everyday, right?

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Seriously, what defeats rock? Paper.

Wow, finally out of the stone age, eh?--To the point where you can actually entertain yourself, eh?

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
What defeats a clueless fanboy? A CLUEFUL fanboy.

Wow, a CLUEFUL fanboy who liked the X-Men movie...That's more ironic than the time the Jews ressurrected Hitler...--Oh SHIT! Goddam that Braniac for killing Ben Franklin! Now I can't charge my time machine!

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Forgive me, since I grew up under the inferior Canadian public education system.

But I could have fuckin' swore that "EVARGNUG" backwards spelt "***".

But what do I know, right? I only got like 60% in Grade 9 French.

Wow...flaming + Canadian + French...just wow...

JJ: Michael...You did it again didn't you?

MJ: What?--I don't know what you mean Janet, I--

JJ: You know well whaddi mean!

MJ: I...I--

JJ: How many times do I have to bail you out Michael?

MJ: ...I...I can't say anything in my defense...

JJ: And this time the boy was Canadian! This is low even for you!

MJ: ...But this time it was consensual--and--and--and--he wasn't even underage!!

JJ: Liar!!

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Lol, what, saying the name of a director was too snobby for you? Am I too "avant guarde?" (Is that the correct term? I'm not sure - again - 60% in French, remember?) Forgive me because I'm obviously trying to increase my credibility by mentioning things that surely no one else knows.

Or just things you don't. ...which seems like a lot of things. So you can't blame me for that, really.

Tim Burton? Avant Guarde? GODDAMMIT!--quit using Parisian terms!

Originally posted by Carpet Lint

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah ahahaha

Whoa...Are ya' laughing or did you spill tea on your keyboard?

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Professor X: We can keep you here, safe from Magneto.
Wolverine: I AM DA LAW!!!


By the way, Google says Syl's 5'9". SO FUCK HIM TOO!!! HE'S WAY TOO TALL TO PLAY WOLVERINE WHO IS ONLY 5'3" AND WHOSE EXACT HEIGHT IS AN INTEGRAL PART OF HIS CHARACTER AND BACKGROUND STORY AND IF NOT FAITHFULLY FOLLOWED WILL MAKE THE MOVIE UNWATCHABLE.

<Danny> Cut--cut. Sylvestor could you just read from the script? Goddammit--you're driving me crazy with that line.
<Sylvestor> BUT IM AM THE LAW!!!
<Danny> Dammit Stallone!--you want me to judge you by firing you?
<Sylvestor> I'm playing a Canadian mutant, aren't I? Doesn't that make me a fucking retard?
<Danny> No...Goddammit!--just read from the script
<Sylvestor> Cannon...you will be judged...

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Lol, let's review your first post.Personally, I would have gone with Cyclops as the second-in-command, but you're the HARDCORE X-MEN FANBOY, right?

Actually, what I said was right. Storm became the leader of the X-Men after Cyclops left the group, before the X-Men went into space. But you wouldn't have known that because you're not a "HARDCORE X-MEN FANBOY." Sorry for the inconvenience. Scrub.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
And by the way - what I said isn't an opinion It's FACT.

Check his driver's license. I guarun-fucking-tee you that it says "Wolverine" and not "Hugh Jackman." Ask ANYONE that saw Van Helsing "Who starred?" They'll either say "Kate Beckinsale" or "Wolverine." 60% of the time, it works EVERYTIME.

Lol fuck you and your Hugh Jackman cockriding. Obviously you're gay:

http://www.allabouthugh.com/video/video_bfo1.wmv

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Oh, sorry, I guess it was sacrilegious of me to suggest that they SHOULDN'T have kept the tight yellow spandex. Yes, that would have made for a much more credible and believable movie.

Okay...(sarcasm)

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Well thanks for obviously proving you know by...getting it wrong.

Getting what wrong? Oh, the part where I spelled Archangel wrong? Lol.

At first Warren was Angel. But after the Mutant Massacre, he had his wings damaged. However, after he got metal wings from Apocalypse, he was renamed Death. Bet you didn't know that, did you? Only after did Beast tell Death to change his name to "Arch Angel" (lol) did he reconsider a name change. So, to sum it up:

1. Angel
2. Death
3. "Arch Angel" (lol)

Don't try to undermine me you X-Men scrub.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Lol, this is immediately followed by you correcting me on talk/type semantics.

Archangel...

fuck it--Arch Angel (lol)

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
At this rate, I don't even think your stupid fanboy ass KNOWS which one is Magneto at all.

What? The one that goes with my MSP from MvsC2? Lol. You couldn't even tell? Wow:

bitchslap = snapback
ROM = beastin on Canadians

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
OH SHIT SON, GHOSTFACE KILLA LISTENER = HARD ASS MUTHERFUCKA = DONT MESS WITCHO OVA DA INTANET

I'm sorry, but gangsters don't associate with scrubs.

Hooray for Canadians who don't know how the rap game works. (sarcasm)

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
And I bet that after you finished your delicious Filet O'Fish...

R: "Hamburgular; make way for a Big-Mac attack!"

H: "Oh shiet! Ronald don't rape meh!"

R: "Where's my filet-o'-fish, bitch!?"

H: "I didn't take it--really. Some random Canadian scrub took it, I swear! Plz, Ronald don't fuck me in the ass--I"m begging you!"

R: "Heh...Glad you came outta jail cause' I really did miss fucking you good for always stealing my shit. You know what though?--this time I'm pissed--I don't care even if a Canadian got tired of his toast and decided to cop my fish burger--I'm gonna fuck you so hard in the ass, it's going to randomly generate a new strain of Gonorrhea."

H: "Ronald--wait--no, Ronald--NOOOOOO!!!"

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
...you came home, read OC's thread, thought it was TEH FUNNIEST EVAR, decided to take note for future personal usage, came back to this thread to find everyone shitting on you, and you had that sudden lightbulb go off above your head, and you shouted to yourself "BY GEORGE, THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY!!!"

<Bogard> Who's that fucker who stole my line?
<Carpet Lint> uhhh...OC?
<Bogard> What? OC? Who the fuck is OC?
<Carpet Lint> uhhh...an SRK'er?
<Bogard> ...wtf?...Alright...give me a straight answer, bitch...are you okay?
<Carpet Lint> wait--wait not that again!
<Bogard> ...tell me...ARE YOU OKAY!?
<Carpet Lint> I'm...o...kay?--

<Bogard> BUSTAH WOLFE!!!

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY, I'm done.

Even if he responds and calls me an "egg sucking piece of gutter trash" I will hold my tongue.

Sorry, I meant..."hold my keyboard."

Also, I'm assuming "TD" is a typo of TS. Thank you very much regardless.

Awwww...Going to be like a hypocritical-fundamentalist Christian and blame your apparent idiocy on karma? Lol. If you want to me explain this sentence to you in a later post so your brain can comprehend it, then come at me again you noob.

[Septimus Prime]

Hey, play nice.

[Lantis]

<Bogard> Who's that fucker who stole my line?
<Carpet Lint> uhhh...OC?
<Bogard> What? OC? Who the fuck is OC?
<Carpet Lint> uhhh...an SRK'er?
<Bogard> ...wtf?...Alright...give me a straight answer, bitch...are you okay?
<Carpet Lint> wait--wait not that again!
<Bogard> ...tell me...ARE YOU OKAY!?
<Carpet Lint> I'm...o...kay?--

<Bogard> BUSTAH WOLFE!!!


You phail at the phunnay.

[EVARGNUG]

Hey, play nice.

sry sep

but the guy was askin for it

[Million]

y'know...with this terribly depressing job, I've become well aware of one more of the billions of reasons this world flat out sucks --At Will States. This is nice little law/whatever that allows the Almighty Employer(*I hate them from the bottom of my heart...I truly do) to fire anyone they want...for whatever reason they pull out of their fruity little dick-sucking ass. It's amazing to me how this is "aiight". As the owner of a business....let's say I can just fire you because I don't like the fact that you have a mole on your neck. Because this is an At Will state...this is perfectly fine and legal.

Life basically sucks...and it only continues to suck in new and interesting ways as you get older. The only "winners" in this disgusting little "game" are the people whose lives suck less than the average person....well, them and the millionaires/billionaires.(*and sometimes, the suck factor of life roll cancels the money-shield, and their lives can be made miserable too.)

Jesus Christ Superstar, what the FUCK is up with Adam Sessler's shirt on tonight's Xplay!? Shit looks ridiculous...I don't even think a hillbilly would wear that garbage.(*that says a lot if you see the average hillbilly stereotype..."country western" shirts are the worst shirts EVER.)

[Muff Daddy]

i am sick and tired of getting hit on by jail bait white girls online

"omg r u black lol"

[fishjie]

i am sick and tired of getting hit on by jail bait white girls online

"omg r u black lol"

tell them you're asian and watch the interest drop instantaneously :rofl:

[EVARGNUG]

You phail at the phunnay.

yea...you're right

but i wasn't trying to be

i was only out to prove what a scrub he was for thinking i didn't know what that was

sry if proving a point wasn't simultaneously funny

*No offense towards OC*

OC + Bogard = funni

EDIT: How's my flaming?

[Dan?]

i am sick and tired of getting hit on by jail bait white girls online

"omg r u black lol"

i m 19 so i am not jb omg r u black lol

EDIT: How's my flaming?

ARE YOU OKAY?! CONTEXT WOLF!

[FistsofFury]

I saw the MTV True Life on Competitive Eating and it inspired me.

I'm gonna step my game up. I'm gonna enter a 'real' tournament in Third Strike in my area. I've tangoed with the dons of Southeast Michigan a couple years and and did decently, and I am a whole lot better now than I was then.

Its time I really put my skills to the test.

*Hopes he can bring his pad*

[Carpet Lint]

I have some hypothetical questions. They don't need to be answered or indulged, because they are hypothetical.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

What happens when someone writes a single half-assed flame as a response to you calling him a loser fanboy...and then a week later, he goes back, deletes that post, and then writes five hundred more words which ends up completely confirming his status as a loser fanboy anyway? What can you do? How can you possibly respond to such an awesome string of events? Do you even have to do anything?

Now my lil' cousin smokin' those cigarettes now, his job trying to claim that he too niggerish now, is it 'cause his skin blacker than licorice now?

Wouldn't any comic book fanboys on SRK post in the SRK comic book thread?

Who many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

Why do they call them apartments if they're all stuck together?

Are you okay?

BABY CHICKEN DRIVING A TRACTOR FOR THE WIN
http://mfrost.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/raymi_l.jpg

[Septimus Prime]

The answers, My Friend, are blowing in the wind. The answers are blowing in the wind.

[Murt!]

There's a video game club at my school (which I almost never go to btw) and the only reason I went Monday was because of the rain. As I sit down to eat my lunch, I hear the sounds of Mvc2 being started up. Excited to see them playing one my favorite games ever, I rushed over, hoping to find decent comp. Instead I found a half full charcter select screen, and found it odd that this didn't bother them in the slightest. Everything after that was horrible. Nerds "dancing" to the char. select screen song, and teams consisted almost exclusively of venom, cable, ryu, spiderman, and wolver/bonerine. random bs all over the place, and oohs and ahhs were drawn everytime some scrub mashed his way to a super. I decided to try my hand at playing them. It was a massacre. I hadn't played Marvel since my disc snapped in 2002, and it was still nothing for me to win.

I selected my old team of Iron Man, Cyclops, and Cable, and it was preetty much over then. One guy decided to get cute and start tagging his characters in and out constantly, but a good ole Proton Cannon killed 'em both at the same time. They were all pretty mad and I don't think I"m gonna be able to come back again lol.

[Tantin]

I don't trust kangeroos. I got a free omlete today. I'm so happy.

[Lantis]

Nerds "dancing" to the char. select screen song.

KILL THEM! KILL 'EM ALL!

[FistsofFury]

There's a video game club at my school (which I almost never go to btw) and the only reason I went Monday was because of the rain. As I sit down to eat my lunch, I hear the sounds of Mvc2 being started up. Excited to see them playing one my favorite games ever, I rushed over, hoping to find decent comp. Instead I found a half full charcter select screen, and found it odd that this didn't bother them in the slightest. Everything after that was horrible. Nerds "dancing" to the char. select screen song, and teams consisted almost exclusively of venom, cable, ryu, spiderman, and wolver/bonerine. random bs all over the place, and oohs and ahhs were drawn everytime some scrub mashed his way to a super. I decided to try my hand at playing them. It was a massacre. I hadn't played Marvel since my disc snapped in 2002, and it was still nothing for me to win.

I selected my old team of Iron Man, Cyclops, and Cable, and it was preetty much over then. One guy decided to get cute and start tagging his characters in and out constantly, but a good ole Proton Cannon killed 'em both at the same time. They were all pretty mad and I don't think I"m gonna be able to come back again lol.


lol the same thing happened to me a couple months ago. I was in the cafeteria/culinary/theater building and this group of people were playing Halo. They were the sterotypical basement trolls. Anyway one of them suggests Soul Calibur, and we start playing. But first before we did any versus the owner wanted to play some missions in front of us. It was sort of strange...everyone just sitting there watching someone play a fighting game single player with the extra controller just chilling. Eventually I convinced her (it was a girl, but she looked a LOT like a guy) to play versus and god...they got destroyed. I won like 5 matches and then just passed the stick to someone else.

It felt good a little bit, but mostly bad. Yeah it is a nice reminder that you have some skill, but you picked up the controller for a challenge, and when you expect it and don't get it you feel cheated.

[abacabb]

^

Lol @ Articninja.

See my Avitar? I was suppose to change it....five weeks ago. :razz:

I'll get the shirt...whenever.

Sorry about your doggy Abacabb. Couldnt one of your friends or your friend's friend's adopt it instead of taking it to a shelter? :sad:
get this. this morning my moms went to the shelter and got her back, then threatened(sp) my cousin. she said if you ever touch my dog again ill fuckin kill you. my grandmother lied. she aint allergic to dogs she just said that cause she's crazy
Edit: are carpet lint and evarung still beefin'? i thought Carpet lint schooled him?

[EVARGNUG]

I'm looking at my earlier posts...and wow, what a racist I am...yeah...kinda late on the reply--but that was because I was in town (STP) for a while, trying to get a free lay...Or as I call it, a "Fritolay."

Last weekend for me was really great. I was at a cousin's house chillin and getting drunk with him and one of his random hoes and her friend, Shady. Obviously, if someone is nicknamed Shady, it's a telltale sign of their rather, "down-bringing" personality. Anyways, I don't have a pic, so bear with me here as I try to create, in words, a visual perception of this hot broad.

She had medium-long, fashionable black-dyed-brown hair; a plump, better-than-average tier face; and "just right" measurements that could bring Jesus to his knees. Moreover, she was wearing tight-fit blue-jeans, a fashionable khaki jacket, and a loose brown top that could not hide the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra. Even while facing the venerable wrath of the more, politically correct SRK'er; I would go as far as to saying that this broad was a hot, fashionable bitch.

I had her. Really, she couldn't say anything against me. I had her won over with my mind games with her--to the point where she was speechless and passive. Damn I played it smooth. I'd taken 3 three half-cups of Barcardi Rum and was only beginning to feel the effects. She had taken only 2 small shots was already drowning in alcohol. I suspected that maybe, earlier on, she might have been rolling on some kinda drug like ecstacy before she was at my cousin's house; it's not so often a broad like her could be so lit up after so few shots of a mediocre rum. Anyways, it got later, and later. My cousin and his hoe was already asleep. Shady was lying on a bed in which wasn't vacated by the family member who was supposed to be there, late as it was. I told here to scoot over, and she did. There, as I lay down next to her, my conscience began to materialize as the alcohol was wearing off:

"Should I fuck her?"--Obviously a rather bohemian way of putting it--but, was a necessary one in deliberating a rash action to take place later on. Come on; a free piece of fine ass laying next to you, already haven given you the signal for sex: what the hell else would you have thought, right? She was right there. I could of undressed her right there and fucked her. Really, I could have done it without even flinching. But, I didn't. I didn't do it...That's why I'm going to need consolation and couselation from SRK on this:

1. She had a boyfriend
2. She was pretty ghetto
3. She seemed like a clinger
4. She was a flat out hoe

SRK...say what you will...

EDIT: just call me GUNGRAVE from now on goddammit lol

EVARGNUG = GUNGRAVE spelled backwards

damn simple semantics got everyone screwed up

[VG Emblem]

lol the same thing happened to me a couple months ago. I was in the cafeteria/culinary/theater building and this group of people were playing Halo. They were the sterotypical basement trolls. Anyway one of them suggests Soul Calibur, and we start playing. But first before we did any versus the owner wanted to play some missions in front of us. It was sort of strange...everyone just sitting there watching someone play a fighting game single player with the extra controller just chilling. Eventually I convinced her (it was a girl, but she looked a LOT like a guy) to play versus and god...they got destroyed. I won like 5 matches and then just passed the stick to someone else.

It felt good a little bit, but mostly bad. Yeah it is a nice reminder that you have some skill, but you picked up the controller for a challenge, and when you expect it and don't get it you feel cheated.

I feel your pain, badly. I went to my friend's party last year, and he had Soul Calibur 2 and turned it on for some versus rounds. Be aware, it was other people my age, younger, and some of my friend's older brother's friends. It was a complete and total slaughter. I think I won something like 11 matches in a row before I passed up the controller because I got bored and thirsty. Also, this was the PS2 version, I have the gamecube version and this version didn't even have my favorite character and it was still too easy.

[Murt!]

Hrm, upon reading this stuff I'm reminded of the games on which I've beasted on people ... everything from Halo, Soul Calibur II, 3rd Strike, and a few others too lol.

[TS]

You know...some people have that natural funk. Like B.O. or bad breath or whatever...like some people have bad gums or whatever...some kid doesn't brush for 2 days and his teeth are shooting out of his face and he has a mouth like the crypt keeper....

My problem is the under-the-fingernail-dirt. I seem to have this going on at a greater rate than normal people- it seems to come back quicker.

Why do I like Gilmore Girls?


edit: in this episode I'm watching, they've mentioned Ming-na Wen, referenced Soul Calibur 3, and had a bunch of guys singing Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani. Question withdrawn.

[abacabb]

i just found out from my cousin that this kid from across the street just got beat up because he got caught having sex with some dudes little brother. he got fucked up good.

[kcxj]

Everbank is too good.

I know it's nerdy of me to be talking about how good my bank is on a video game website, but I really want to praise how awesome this service is.

5.01 APY/4.89 interest rate for the first three months of my checking account deposit, since I put in more than $1,500. After the three months, since I deposited between $0 - $9,999, I get 3.01 APY/2.97 interest rate.

Citizens Bank out of Providence gives ZERO interest on my checking. If I want interest on my checking, I need to maintain a balance of $2500 to get a whooping 0.25%. Even my savings at Citizens only returns 1.25%.

The Everbank online website is really useful too. It let me link my First Federal Bank of California savings account (4.25% interest), my Scottrade account, my Capital One credit card account, and even my Paypal account all from one webpage. All I need to do is log into Everbank and I can see all my money listed on one page and even make transfers, pay bills, or whatever. I'm not signed up for any frequent flier miles credit cards or rewards programs, but I can even keep track of those if I have them too.

Again, this is way too good.

All I need to do is wait the thirty days for the direct deposit at my work to transfer from Citizens Bank over to Everbank now, and I can close out this Citizens account for good.

I get a Visa Checkcard and all ATMS are free also with Everbank. Plus most supermarkets and Walmart offer you "cash back" anyway whenever you shop and need some physical green to go along with it.

I used to complain about how bad Bank of America and Fleet sucked, but then when I switched to Citizens, I was excited and even told my friends about it. Now I realized there are banks even better than Citizens out there and I'm telling everybody I know about Everbank.

Kinda like dealing with women almost... Why keep dating the fat, clingy, or annoying girl when you can have the fit, independent, or charming one right?

(In case you guys can't tell, I didn't put up a link where I get commision or anything, so I'm honestly being sincere about the better banking and money managment thing. Go do it! It makes your life just that little bit more convenient and enjoyable.)

-----------

hmm.... I think the only downside is when I need to physically deposit cash. There's no actual physical Everbank branch anywhere that you can walk into. The closet ATM where I can deposit cash is 35 miles away from me in Hartford according to the Everbank website. Sending physical cash through the US mail is almost always a bad idea also.

I don't gamble at the casinos, own my own business, sell crack, or rob people at all though, so I never have that much actual green on me anyway.

[Roxie]

Why do I like Gilmore Girls?


edit: in this episode I'm watching, they've mentioned Ming-na Wen, referenced Soul Calibur 3, and had a bunch of guys singing Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani. Question withdrawn.
I think that was a GENIUS scene...They also talked about how they'd previousl played "my humps"

It's a really, really good show. Very funny, very fast. Logan is a fucking asshole, btw. I don't think she's going back with him. But what happend to Jess? Did he just come back to give her the book and then leave? wtf?

[Murt!]

There's a substitute today so I'm posting from my computer class! w00t! :woot:

[Demon Dash]

Just another day for me.....Every day's the fucking same.

[Azrael]

I taught myself how to swim when I was about 13. But I'm slow as fuck. Anyone have any tips for speeding up and not being a turtle in the water?

[Roxie]

Shave your entire body.

[Demon Dash]

Makes sense.

[Hunter D]

I taught myself how to swim when I was about 13. But I'm slow as fuck. Anyone have any tips for speeding up and not being a turtle in the water?
Bite the head off of a chicken during a full moon.

[Dan?]

I taught myself how to swim when I was about 13. But I'm slow as fuck. Anyone have any tips for speeding up and not being a turtle in the water?

Take off your shell and put down those nunchuks.

[kcxj]

I learned something new the other night.

It's not a good idea to be eating anything when you want to talk to girls.

I was talking to the flat-butt girl (who I want to sleep with badly now just because), but then she said she had to go talk to somebody and walked away from me. I turned around and it turns out she went to go talk to some other guy. Was I not interesting enough for her? Man, that felt horrible... That sucks so much because she was the one doing the controlling also (I messed up earlier when I was lingering around her in the hallway... Instead of me saying, "Why are we standing here in the hallway?", and then leading her to a table, I stood there like an idiot and let her suggest we go to a table instead).

I wasn't even hungry. The only reason I went to get anything to eat was because I was a little nervous about an uncomfortable silence, so I wanted something to occupy myself with in case I didn't know what to say. What a terrible idea. I know better now at least.

It's natural human tendency to want to leave somebody alone when you see that they're eating. You don't want to bother horses when they have the feedbag on, unless you want to get kicked right?

I scraped up what little of my pride I had left and finished out the rest of my break sitting in the back of the men's room.

---------

I have a lot of pent up male aggression...

It sucks so much that my kickboxing gym closed. That uncomfortable, dry feeling I get in the pit of my stomach when I screw up social interactions with women seriously does not help at all either.

I'm mentally stable enough not to do anything stupid obviously, but damn, I wish I had some place to get primal and beast on something already. The regular gym, porn, and video games does nothing for me as of late. I'm either going to have to drive an hour away to a new kickboxing gym (where I can start fighting real people again) or have sex with the flat-butt girl already so I can get it out of my system, or I swear my head is going to explode from all these primal aggression messages my body keeps sending me.

Maybe I can buy a heavy bag for my garage or find someplace I can scream as loud as I can (and not be looked at like a crazy person) to keep me occupied in the meantime.

It's so stupid how the social norm that work, school, parents, and pretty much everything in society teach you is that you need to be an emotionless person and control yourself at all times. You're not suppose to become angry and want to inflict violence on another person. You're not suppose let a woman find out how badly you want to fuck her unless you want something bad to happen.

[phae]

i just found out from my cousin that this kid from across the street just got beat up because he got caught having sex with some dudes little brother. he got fucked up good.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

fucking brooklyn.. i can't wait to move back home!

[JackTenrac!]

dood, what gave you that idea?

yeah, it's crap. Fact of life. Some like it, others bite it. 70%-80% of the women you talk to will or may not be interested because of reasons besides the fact that is a personal thing.

Maybe she had her eyes on him? ...or you didn't do .......the move!


(points at a woman, then does the come here move when she's not looking)
(woman senses something, gets up and walks over to Bear)


See what I mean?

[Dan?]

dood, what gave you that idea?

yeah, it's crap. Fact of life. Some like it, others bite it. 70%-80% of the women you talk to will or may not be interested because of reasons besides the fact that is a personal thing.

Maybe she had her eyes on him? ...or you didn't do .......the move!


(points at a woman, then does the come here move when she's not looking)
(woman senses something, gets up and walks over to Bear)


See what I mean?

Harness the power...VaginoRiders!

[Carpet Lint]

Harness the power...VaginoRiders!
OH SHIT, that show was the fucking bombest cartoon ever, but it had such little exposure that none of my friends know what the fuck I'm talking about.

The only other guy that remembers Dino Riders was my brother, which is good, because it means I'm not insane and I didn't make it all up in my head. Which I am prone to do sometimes.

Dinosaurs with missiles and lasers on them. Pure fucking genius. HOW CAN YOU LOSE WITH THAT COMBINATION!?! The only thing this show lacked was ninjas.

My brother had the Stegosaurus, which was okay. It had like three big missles and crappy side pods for the hu-mans and maybe a laser or two.

But I had the Torosaurus - the fucking pimpest of all the dinosaurs. It had like this shell with a billion fucking lasers on it, and you could like fan it open to reveal TWO PIMP CANNONS THAT GLOWED RED OR SOMETHING I DON'T QUITE REMEMBER. And I distinctly remember that it even had two wicked blades on the side of the dinosaur, to cut shit up.

Three natural dinosaur horns up front + SIX BILLION FUCKING LASERS (ONE LASER FOR EACH HU-MAN ON EARTH) + side blades = TOP TIER DINOSAUR

DIIIIIINOOO RIIIIIIIDEEERS!!!

EDIT: Look at that shit, LOOK AT IT
http://www.virtualtoychest.com/dinoriders/dinoriderstorosaurusboxfc.jpg
http://www.virtualtoychest.com/dinoriders/dinoriderstorosaurusflapc.jpg

"Nothing stops Torosaurus!
REAL WALKING ACTION!"

That is awesome.

It even had a grappling hook and two puny hu-mans riding in the back! I didn't even remember those.

This was most probably the craziest ass toy I ever had as a kid. God, I wish I still had it. I don't remember what happened to it. I think I left it in my cousin's basement...and then he got it finished...and I have no idea where all the toys went.

[JackTenrac!]

You mean, the show that came on after RoboCop?

[ethnic_scrap]

Why do I like Gilmore Girls?



Two words. Lauren Graham. well for me at least.


*snip


Hell yeah Dino-Riders were the shit. My childhood toys only consisted of Ninja Turtles or Dino Riders. Christmas presents were measured in value by the size of the Dino-Rider. The cheap anklyosaurus meant absolute shit, or the other dinosaurs where the character can't even mount the dinosaur. While the small mid-range dinosaurs with the one piece armor and where the guy can actually sit on him was mid-tier. Everything above that, the big stegosaurus, the ultimate being the T-Rex for the bad guys, and the brontosaurus (i think) for the good guys. Not that we ever got those ones though. The most top-tier one we got was the battery-powered triceratpos, now that was the shit.

And we always wanted the bad guys (whatever their name was) cause they put the mind-control helmets on the dinosaurs, forcing them to fight for them, while the good guys apparently "coaxed" the dinosaurs into fighting for them. But they looked like shit without the helmets.

[Lantis]

I still remember....

DENVER THE LAST DINOSAUR! :looney:

[*InVeRs3*]

College sucks.

[Hunter D]

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