The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Slide]

think of anything yet?:lovin:

I hadn't been thinking about it, i'm real sorry.
Hopefully it'll just spring into my head at some point?

It's kind of messed up that you want to send me a gift, but i can't even think of what it is i want. =\

It's pretty fucking hard to dislike someone actively online on a site dedicated to fighting games, but I get very strong disliking vibes towards you every time you post. If that much assholishness can come across a textual online medium, I bet you must be a real dick in real life.

You came up with that conclusion on a f'real level to somebody on the internet?

Wow, the internet is ambiguous and pretty much unassuming.

I mean it's fun to play around with that and all, but i think that's just how it is though. How can you read text and get that about someone?

[EVARGNUG]

what the fuck are you talking about? Are you on drugs or are you just plain retarded?

This could be one of two scenarios:

1. You don't understand the joke and got mad out of ignorance

2. You do understand the joke but at the same time, you're comedic tastes are severly inept; you seemingly become a know-it-all bigot who likes to throw out criticisms without even considering the finer points of my first argument on the flaws of X-men and without adding anything of value to the statement. Also, you're cockriding. Seriously, if you don't realize it, and respond to this sentence as though you were totally clueless to it, then please beg me to explain it to you in a later post so your brain can comprehend it.

Now I'm going to break down the joke for you to understand it:

Are you secretly trying to scavenge your way back onto society by being a member of SRK? No FUCKEN way O' Reiley! I won't fall for your schemes.

By this, I'm meant to point out that you're just a bitter person, by comparing you to the infamous Bill O' Riley. Like him, you only look for minor flaws and don't pay attention to whole picture. Seriously, if you have a problem with Jubilee, go complain to Stan Lee about it. X-Men is a work of art; Jubilee is part of that art. Go fuck yourself crazy about how horrible Jubilee is, for all I care. That's your problem.

Go away; no one knows who you are anymore, alright!--not even yourself! Just quit it alright?--cause you're ruining the fun for everyone.

When I said this, I meant to compare you to O' Reiley in how disillusioned you are, by saying that Jubilee sucks based simply off of what you think everyone else thinks. Wrong you fuckin fool!! In Psychology, that is called the hindsight bias; just because you think what other people think is true, doesn't mean that it is true. Also, you are ruining the fun for everyone just like O' Reiley does to society:

society doesn't like know-it-all bigots that dont have anything good to say ::

SRK doesn't like know-it-all bigots that dont have anything good to say.

Get the point?

And finally...

Just...go home...back to where you came from...the part of New Jersey considered to be hell...you'll know where I'm talking about...plz

Basically, this just means you should go jump in a pile of toxic waste.

Other ways you can say this:

FUCK YOU
FUCK OFF
GO FUCK YOURSELF
GO JUMP IN A PILE OF SHIT YOU FUCK-FACE

There are other variations but I'm too lazy.

[Zachman]

OMG all I've done in England is make enemies! It's as though everybody fucking hates me and/or wats to ruin me in some way. I guess this whole experience has made me less than jovial and I can't deny that some of it is my fault.. but goddamn can I run into somebody that doesn't feel like punching me out or keying my car??? At this rate the fucking queen herself will pass a law that I can never return to the UK..

I feel like Kobe Bryant

I pray for the people in England!!!:confused: :confused: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Carpet Lint]

Evarynugg or whatever the fuck your name is - if you were a hardcore X-Men fan then I seriously doubt you would be complaining about a lack of Jubilee.

Considering that she was actually IN X2 and that I'm almost positive she had a cameo in the first one too.

And if you're such a hardcore X-Men fan, then should be just "Angel" because any hardcore X-Men fan would now that he was only Archangel when Apocalypse gave him metal wings.

And regardless it's "Archangel" and not "Arch Angel."

RENOUNCE YOUR HARDCORE X-MEN FAN STATUS - I HAVE THUS DISPROVED IT!!!

I hate anyone who complains about the X-Men movies. X-Men was the first well done comic book movie since Batman. Or Batman Returns, but Tim Burton was already spiralling into insanity for that one, and so I'm not really sure it counts as a well done comic book movie.

(Well there was Blade...but that doesn't really count.)

After Batman & Robin, you should be fucking grateful X-Men wasn't a bad movie, nevermind that it was a GOOD movie.

Hugh Jackman was fucking awesome as Wolverine. Shit, he IS Wolverine. I don't even call him Hugh Jackman anymore. I just call him "Wolverine." Like "Wolverine was awesome in Swordfish."

You're complaining that he was too tall in X-Men?

FOR FUCK'S SAKE MAN!!! Are you listening to yourself talk!?!

Do you want to name a credible Hollywood actor that's FIVE FEET FUCKING THREE INCHES TALL that would have been a better Wolverine than Hugh Jackman? Maybe Mugsy Bogues?

Did you know Charles Xavier is officially listed at 6'0"? Well Patrick Stewart's only 5'10" or something SO FUCK HIM TOO, RIGHT?

Wolverine was created like thirty years ago. You know that Ultimate Wolverine's not 5'3" right? So even Marvel doesn't think it makes sense for Wolverine to be that short anymore.

Would you rathered all the characters dress up in bright yellow spandex too? Because then that would be more true to the comic book.

I know it's an impossible notion to grasp, but it's not possible to directly translate comic books perfectly into movies.

And what they did with X-Men was almost perfect, in the spirit of the characters and the story. They managed to perfectly translate everything that needed to be translated. They even had the Wolverine/Jean Grey/Cyclops triangle down perfectly.

"It's me!'
"Prove it."
"You're a dick."
"...okay."

How the hell can you not love that?



I do agree that Halle Berry was terrible in every sense of the word in the X-Men movies though.

[Hunter D]

I just found out some disturbing news. One of my cousins is a gaian. What can I do to fix my cousin?

Edit: If you guys want to argue revive one of the comicbook threads. Keep the flaming and other shit out of TTOLT. The arguments are entertaining, but this thread isn't a debate thread.

[EVARGNUG]

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Evarynugg or whatever the fuck your name is

Awwww, is it that time of the month already?

It's EVARGNUG. Obviously, the way it is as itself means nothing.

GUNGRAVE - whoa!!--did you see that? Somehow, magically, it has become apparent that EVARGNUG is actually GUNGRAVE spelled backwards!! Sorry for the inconvenience.

Do you know who Stevie Wonder is? I think you and he have the same problem. No...actually it's not what you're thinking--I didn't mean it so that I was implying that you're blind. It's just: both you and he start to sing and waggle your head from left to right when you orgasm.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Tim Burton


Who the fuck?--ooooooh--the guy who made those terrible movies. Thanks for the reference, but seriously, who the fuck cares?

Believability: you don't have it.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
You're complaining that he was too tall in X-Men? Do you want to name a credible Hollywood actor that's FIVE FEET FUCKING THREE INCHES TALL that would have been a better Wolverine than Hugh Jackman?

Two words. Sylvestor Stallone.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Hugh Jackman was fucking awesome as Wolverine. Shit, he IS Wolverine. I don't even call him Hugh Jackman anymore. I just call him "Wolverine."

That's not a credible argument. That's an opinion. Hooray for useless personal information!

My opinion: you liked The Boy from Oz

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Would you rathered all the characters dress up in bright yellow spandex too? Because then that would be more true to the comic book.

I know it's an impossible notion to grasp, but it's not possible to directly translate comic books perfectly into movies.

Are you fucken serious?

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
And if you're such a hardcore X-Men fan, then should be just "Angel" because any hardcore X-Men fan would now that he was only Archangel when Apocalypse gave him metal wings.

Thanks for telling me something I already know.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
And regardless it's "Archangel" and not "Arch Angel."

Thanks for watching my spelling.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
RENOUNCE YOUR HARDCORE X-MEN FAN STATUS

Are you fucken serious? OMG my Magneto wants to burst out of the screen and bitch slap you so hard right now.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Are you listening to yourself talk!?!

No. I can hear myself type, though. Yea, I guess I have good ears becasue I got Ghostface on full blast. Anyways, who does that?

ps - (psst...do you do that?
if you do--it's unhealthy)

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
I do agree that Halle Berry was terrible in every sense of the word in the X-Men movies though.

GUNGRAVE: are you okay?
Capet Lint: I'm sorry...
GUNGRAVE: Too late motherfucker
Carpet Lint: Wait!--I--
GUNGRAVE: Bustah Wolfe!!!

[Carpet Lint]

I APOLOGIZE.

I realize this thread has been mostly flame-free. Thus I will withhold on any further debate with my good friend EVARUNG, in the interests of continued peace and harmony thought out loud.

...

But just ONE MORE. Last one, I SWEAR IT.


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AWESOME.

Selectively cutting and pasting the only bits of my post that you feel man enough to reply to, and ignoring everything else because IT OUT FANBOYS YOUR FANBOY ASS.

Lol, the parts you quoted are even OUT OF ORDER. I bet you spent half a day disecting it, racking your brain for a clever comeback for each part, but you could only come up with replies for like half of them, and left the rest out. And then when you were deep in thought while feasting on today's McDeal (Friday right? So...Filet O'Fish? That tastes like fucking cardboard, you cheap piece of shit.) you thought of some better comebacks so you included them at the bottom.

Seriously, what defeats rock? Paper.

What defeats a clueless fanboy? A CLUEFUL fanboy. YESSSSSSSSSSSSs

Awwww, is it that time of the month already?

It's EVARGNUG. Obviously, the way it is as itself means nothing.

GUNGRAVE - whoa!!--did you see that? Somehow, magically, it has become apparent that EVARGNUG is actually GUNGRAVE spelled backwards!! Sorry for the inconvenience.

Do you know who Stevie Wonder is? I think you and he have the same problem. No...actually it's not what you're thinking--I didn't mean it so that I was implying that you're blind. It's just: both you and he start to sing and waggle your head from left to right when you orgasm.
Forgive me, since I grew up under the inferior Canadian public education system.

But I could have fuckin' swore that "EVARGNUG" backwards spelt "***".

But what do I know, right? I only got like 60% in Grade 9 French.

Who the fuck?--ooooooh--the guy who made those terrible movies. Thanks for the reference, but seriously, who the fuck cares?

Believability: you don't have it.
Lol, what, saying the name of a director was too snobby for you? Am I too "avant guarde?" (Is that the correct term? I'm not sure - again - 60% in French, remember?) Forgive me because I'm obviously trying to increase my credibility by mentioning things that surely no one else knows.

Or just things you don't. ...which seems like a lot of things. So you can't blame me for that, really.

Two words. Sylvestor Stallone.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah ahahaha

Professor X: We can keep you here, safe from Magneto.
Wolverine: I AM DA LAW!!!

By the way, Google says Syl's 5'9". SO FUCK HIM TOO!!! HE'S WAY TOO TALL TO PLAY WOLVERINE WHO IS ONLY 5'3" AND WHOSE EXACT HEIGHT IS AN INTEGRAL PART OF HIS CHARACTER AND BACKGROUND STORY AND IF NOT FAITHFULLY FOLLOWED WILL MAKE THE MOVIE UNWATCHABLE.

That's not a credible argument. That's an opinion. Hooray for useless personal information!

My opinion: you liked The Boy from Oz
Lol, let's review your first post.blah blah blah I don't THINK Ian McKellan was a good Magneto blah blah blah

blah blah I THINK Christopher Walken would have been a better Magneto blah blah

I THINK Wolverine was too tall blah blah blah

"In any case, involving Storm more into an X-men film could have been (IN MY OPINION) considered tangible, since she is the lieutenant (second-in-command) after Professor Xavier."Personally, I would have gone with Cyclops as the second-in-command, but you're the HARDCORE X-MEN FANBOY, right?

And by the way - what I said isn't an opinion It's FACT.

Check his driver's license. I guarun-fucking-tee you that it says "Wolverine" and not "Hugh Jackman." Ask ANYONE that saw Van Helsing "Who starred?" They'll either say "Kate Beckinsale" or "Wolverine." 60% of the time, it works EVERYTIME.

Are you fucken serious?
Oh, sorry, I guess it was sacrilegious of me to suggest that they SHOULDN'T have kept the tight yellow spandex. Yes, that would have made for a much more credible and believable movie.

Thanks for telling me something I already know.
Well thanks for obviously proving you know by...getting it wrong.

Thanks for watching my spelling.
Lol, this is immediately followed by you correcting me on talk/type semantics.

Are you fucken serious? OMG my Magneto wants to burst out of the screen and bitch slap you so hard right now.
At this rate, I don't even think your stupid fanboy ass KNOWS which one is Magneto at all.

No. I can hear myself type, though. Yea, I guess I have good ears becasue I got Ghostface on full blast. Anyways, who does that?

ps - (psst...do you do that?
if you do--it's unhealthy)
OH SHIT SON, GHOSTFACE KILLA LISTENER = HARD ASS MUTHERFUCKA = DONT MESS WITCHO OVA DA INTANET

GUNGRAVE: are you okay?
Capet Lint: I'm sorry...
GUNGRAVE: Too late motherfucker
Carpet Lint: Wait!--I--
GUNGRAVE: Bustah Wolfe!!!
And I bet that after you finished your delicious Filet O'Fish, you came home, read OC's thread, thought it was TEH FUNNIEST EVAR, decided to take note for future personal usage, came back to this thread to find everyone shitting on you, and you had that sudden lightbulb go off above your head, and you shouted to yourself "BY GEORGE, THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY!!!"


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OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY, I'm done.

Even if he responds and calls me an "egg sucking piece of gutter trash" I will hold my tongue.

Sorry, I meant..."hold my keyboard."

Also, I'm assuming "TD" is a typo of TS. Thank you very much regardless.

[Demon Dash]

My eyes hurt.

[Azrael]

OMG all I've done in England is make enemies! It's as though everybody fucking hates me and/or wats to ruin me in some way.
I still like you. I've never had a problem with you.

And I was going to say something about the difficulty of making comic books/video games/an established medium into movies, but it turns out EVARUNG is just being nonsensical and Carpet Lint is already doing a bang up job. <3 CL.

[Million]

haha...Pidge on the Voltron force was such a fruit.

Yeah, I happen to be watching "The Missing Key"(*thanks to someone's rapidshare post at another forum), which was one of the first episodes of this legendary 80s 'toon. There's odd mistakes all over the place too...one second Pidge is in those regular green clothes, and then he's in his Voltron green/white uniform...I remember the random coloring mistakes in the 80s, like a boot being incorrectly colored, but how could they mess up like THAT? That's a whole costume change screwup there...that's not exactly a minor issue. It would be like "oops, we forgot that Leonardo is not supposed to have jeans, a jheri curl and a top hat in this scene" or something....that's really an amazingly dumb mistake. How could you miss the fact that the character has on the wrong clothes for the scene? I'll post up the comparison shots in a sec...

[Million]

Quickly thrown together in adobe: http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8498/pidgesupercostumechange2hc.jpg (http://imageshack.us) It's the same scene.
*on another note...I always wondered what that Witch Haggar looked like naked...I bet it was interesting.

...and I just remembered, The Sorceress and Evillynn from the He-man cartoon gave me some serious boners back in the day.


and I feel it deserves to be shown again...I'm quite proud of my Prophet Mario picture: http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9061/mariotheprophet16fj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[abacabb]

yea old school cartoons always had mistakes like that. i remember i was watchin scooby doo and Shaggy had like a yellow pantleg in one scene then in the other everything was fine.

[Lantis]

I feel like playing ffx or ffx2 again.

which one? choose for me!

Final Fantasy X, then go to X-2.

They both are good games.

[maxx]

wow...you aren't an x-men guru nor should you be because i'm sure everyone has different interests

however, i'm going to forgive your rather unfashioned blatancy and make a list of all other "favorite" characters that should have been in (regarding Hollywood's tendency to not go really old-school and have characters like Havok be in films) the earlier X-men films:

Psylocke (going to be in the 3rd one)
Arch Angel (going to be in the 3rd one)
Cable (not sure if going to be in 3rd one)

and by one I mean movie

I was going to make a thread on this but i guess people are generally inconsiderate and randomly troll to try and be cool

plz dont try and discredit me further because I am a hardcore fan of X-men and thats the truth

your intel is wack for the mere fact.

its angel muthafucka angel

archangel implies iron wings

[arcticninja]

evargngugngngu or whatever the fuck your name is, kindly go eat a dick, kthx bye. Like seriously, what the fuck is your problem?

Don't you know who I am? I'M THE FUCKING JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

[Lantis]

And remember, if you want Cable to be a FAITHFUL PORTRAYAL, he must neccesarily have the AHVB X 3 AND A SENTINEL ASSIST, EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKIN' CANONICAL SENSE!

Evargnug can go suck a dick.

[maxx]

Don't you know who I am? I'M THE FUCKING JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

oh lord..the next srk trend?

[Carpet Lint]

and I feel it deserves to be shown again...I'm quite proud of my Prophet Mario picture: http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9061/mariotheprophet16fj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I'm ashamed to admit that I've been slacking lately so I'm not completely up to date with the current SRK wave - someone's got to explain to me what the deal is with the recent spike in the Prophet/bomb hat dudes.

I hope to God it's not 24-related because I missed last week's episode (the toughest decision of the month - hang out with the girlfriend since I hadn't seen her in a while or receive my weekly blessing of Ambient Psycho Power...God help me, I think I chose wrong) and my torrent is running slower than Edgar "Rocksteady" Stiles runs in a vat of molasses.

In which case I will respectfully request for the reference not to be explained until I can get my sweet, sweet, sweeeeet, hit of 24 this week.

[abacabb]

carpet lint, they showed this week and last weeks episodes of 24 tonight. i guess you missed it

[Carpet Lint]

Well then fuck me with a giant cactus.

[Roxie]

Well then fuck me with a giant cactus.
I thought you'd never ask!:lovin:

[Million]

nah, remember the cartoon all the muslims are incredibly pissed off at "over there"? It's a picture of the Prophet Mohammed with a bomb in place of a turban.

...hmm...actually, a picture of Toad from the Mushroom Kingdom would be more fitting with a bomb/turban...Toad does have some of that natural middle-eastern world vibe going on, with the Aladdin/MC Hammer pants, the vest...

I just took the typing test again a few times.... (www.typingtest.com) 81wpm with 100% Accuracy, folks. 100 fucking percent. Yeah, I'm awesome.

*in today's episode of TMI! --I just went through a hell of a time on the bowl. I haven't had a hard time shitting like that in YEARS. It was like trying to shit out a bowling ball or something...I had to apply water to my ass to try and ease this giant brown behemoth on out...I was giving birth to an immense Brown Beast™ of epic proportions. This has been a 2-day ordeal...I simply gave up last night...but finally, my agony came to an end about an hour ago. Oh and it was definigely a big one...I'm talkin' at least 3 inches around...maybe 2 inches thick....(*not length...I do mean THICKNESS.)

[Lantis]

I thought you'd never ask!:lovin:

You actually keep giant cactus to fuck people with? :confused:

[JackTenrac!]

Actually, Carpet Lint, BAC ruined it.

:rolleyes:

If I had power ranger abilities(phantom ranger, especially) and the ability to morph and turn invisible on a whim, cookies would dissappear, and children would be saved from the high punch fury of the phantom to an unsuspecting children's character.

Barney: Hello boys, an...
Me: *throws sunglasses at barney*
Combo and wallet stealing time!
RUSH 20 hits!
K': Nigga stole my Desparation Move!
Me: those are a $500 pair of sunglasses ,mmasshole

[Airthrow]

I went to shitty family fun center with my mom and my 5 year old sister. My mom gave me five bucks and other than Crisis Zone and Time Crisis 3 the games sucked, so I played redemption games and got my sister two plastic dinosaurs and enough tickets so she could get some long rubbery pencil and a paper umbrella.

Afterwards my mom was mad I didn't hit on the girl who was in charge of redeeming the tickets, since she was obviously sending me signals. I said "What signals? And besides, she's too skinny for my tastes." and she said "She had that affectation.", whatever that means.

All the time, my mom doesn't seem to comprehend that I like thick beautiful women. BBWs for LIFE. :karate:

[VG Emblem]

Hey guys guess what? I took a nap at 5 pm and just awoke now at 1 am. I feel like I wasted a friday. :sad:

[Airthrow]

I'm now assistant manager at a shoe store (I've only been working at for 3 weeks), $10/hr. Go my life. :rolleyes:

[abacabb]

i think ill make some pancakes today. i like pancakes, the only thing i hate after making them is washing the dishes. you know what else is gay, muthafuckas who cook and dont wash the dishes after themselves. thats like the RULE, you cook you wash the dishes. My uncle does that shit. He'll make himself a huge ass meal, but refuses to wash the dishes. In all of my eighteen years of existence, I have never seen him wash any dishes. Shit, I havent seen him clean anything around the house. He doesnt do the simpler things either. Say your going out and you see a bag of trash by the front door, wouldnt you take it out? This muthafucka would walk right past it and then complain that no one takes out the trash. Or he would complain that the house is a mess, yet he doesnt lift a finger when everyone is cleaning. Do any of you guys have people like this in your family? You know the type the lazy muthafuckas

[Taichi]

I feel Million's pain, only it felt like my colon was a rollercoaster, and the name of the coaster was the Vodkabeast.......

the sound of it hitting the toilet told me the cars derailed..........

good thing most of it went down after one flush.......

[TS]

Ultraviolet looks like garbage. Pretty, action-packed garbage.

That is definitely a great post.

But I can't deny that 3s is still one of my favorite fighters. Though Jay used more articulated language for the post, in essence he still basically equates playing 3s to being a 'noob'.

I think the problem we face as a community is that for some reason there is this desire to latch on to your favorite fighter and deny all the rest as lame, broken, etc., and any arguments to the contrary are poppycock and balderdash.

Example: after years of not wanting to enjoy it, I'm finally coming around on MvC2. Something about it clicked the other day when I pulled it off my shelf and gave it a whirl for a few minutes. I had an unexplainable desire to get better at it(It was probably when I was playing Cyclops, and was coming down off a super-jump and did :lk::lk: landed :lp::lp: + :r::d::df::hp: Gene-splice and super canceled into :qcf::lp::hp: Optic Blast. Truly, I am the MvC2 Messiah. 'I have come not to do away with the Law, but to fulfill it!').

But fighting games are not mutually exclusive, so I can still enjoy 3s all the same, if not more, because sometimes I wish I could parry through certain traps...

There are obvious dogs of the fighting game world, but to just write off 3s with a 'Bah, kids these days and their hippity hop and Aegis Reflectors...' seems a bit harsh in my opinion.

True, I think you sorta have to be objective. There are certain things which don't work in 3S-style games with parry, and that isn't necessarily a good thing. That was pretty much the point of a lot of the posts in that thread.

-Hating on a different style of games isn't new...as Viscant posted not too long ago, calling someone a Marvel player sort of implied that they were a scrub, not so long ago (well I guess now it IS so long ago), because of the simple "dial-a-combo" sysytem tha the Marvel and later VS games had.

All games have their faults, however....I love A3 to pieces, but it would be pretty easy to find new players and make them not want to play the game anymore and decide it's a piece of trash (ie. V-Vega, any Zangief). Those are only small aspects of the game, and they're less powerful once you put time into the game and get used to it, but there are a lot of things on the surface, and also deeper into the game. The worst aspect of 3S or any fighting game IMO is randomness and rewarding luck, and that is around in A3 because of V-ISM activation's invincibiltiy (though at least it has a cost...higher risk for a higher reward). It doesn't allow for all of the same retardedness as parry can, but it's affect on jump-ins in particular are similar. (blah blah blah)

The whole thing is, people are all gassed up and talk about how balanced and deep 3S is, and how it's the best fighting game ever. I'm not gonna say it sucks just because I don't like it, but 3S too, has a lot of flaws which people seem to be able to ignore. Same as CvS2 or any other game. It definitely takes skill to play....it's a different set of skills.

There's an entire set of players, that I just (unfairly) dub "Magneto players," because all they're really impressed with is rushing down and all of that stuff, but don't seem to appreciate anything less subtle. I think a lot of these people are into 3S. A lot of respect for the part where you went high when someone thought you were going low (ohh snapz!) etc, but not for keeping that person from being able to do so. Yun is great, Chun is cheap. Magneto is great, Duc won Evo by mashing buttons w/Spiral vs new school players.

Anyway....

Hey Az (or anyone else in Japan): Yes, you SHOULD go to a-cho (a-cho.com), you monster. To me that's like a muslim being 40 minutes from Mecca and being like "eh...I guess I'll check it out EVENTUALLY...." They have an A3 tourney every month, usually around the 18th~20th. Sometimes it's a team tourney, though. Secondly:

You close to anywhere that sells old games? Are used/old game shops common in Japan in general? I've been looking for stuff for my Saturn and all I've fun into is eBay trolls, with a few exceptions. (http://stores.ebay.com/Used-Video-Game-Shop-Yamatoku) <3 Yamatoku.jp & eBay store (thank God I found that place...Christmas NiGHTS, $4! Fire Prowrestling S, $6! And that's just the obscure stuff...) You wouldn't happen to know of any store that might have a website, and might, maybe, be english-speaking? :sweat:

Speaking of Az, I reccomend that in case SRK ever goes down for an extended period o time (ie. more than a day) everyone meet up at the forums at Az's site, outpostnine.com.

Haha, "Wolverine was awesome in Swordfish."

[FistsofFury]

Can anyone do me a favor and resize the attached image for prem av size? Keep height-width ratio the same plzkthanks.

Thanks in advance!

(My trial periods ran out a long time ago, shush)

[Hunter D]

Can anyone do me a favor and resize the attached image for prem av size? Keep height-width ratio the same plzkthanks.

Thanks in advance!

(My trial periods ran out a long time ago, shush)

Here.

[Taito]

I still like you. I've never had a problem with you.

As do most people on this board.. Airthrow just has some grudge against me that he's failed to enunciate. It's something I've noticed in every exchange we've had on this forum..

[TS]

Tyler Perry. Just...fucking stop.

Guy in drag pretending to be a black grandmother...it's awful and it looks so fucking stupid. Movie version of Madea's Family Reunion is coming out, a popular play...the asshole who I guess wrote the play stars as an old grandma. Same character from Diary of a Mad Black Woman, which was obviously trash. In a preview for Madea's Family Reunion, I heard someone refer to Diary of a Mad Black Woman as, get this, "critically acclaimed." Jesus.

Seriouosly, get an actual old woman to play as the old woman...what is this crossdressing nonsense? Did every black actor who saw Nutty Proffessor decide he needed to start crossdressing??

[Mark Beast]

^that guy has been doing it for years and in the south is HUGE. like his movie will sell out when it releases down in the south, guaranteed. i didn't know anything about him at all before the last movie came out. my gf at the time wanted to go see it, so i'm look ok...i guess. we got there (the theatre) and were greeted by a LONG line that wrapped around the block. i was like wtffff. apparently the guy is really popular and comes out with a ton of plays and movies. kinda like those ppl who come out with plays like um...

"my baby mama is on crack but i'm a baller anyway"
"your man is a dog but i had him last night"

etc. like you know how you hear about those plays on the radio from time to time? the same crowd thats into that goes to see this guy's plays AND this guy is into the church, so the church crowd down in the south in some areas, supports him too.

from what i gather, its a black southern thing more than anything. the last movie was actually good though. i enjoyed it (and i didn't think i would). i'ma go see this one i think.

[Million]

Yeah, Tyler is known for coming out with those "shuckin' and jivin'" Super-Black plays like Mamma dun Stole the Cornbread!, or Satan Gonna Git Yo Child"

*I apparently had some psychic/ESP abilities when I was a little kid...from what mom told me. Then, for some strange reason, they allowed me to watch The Shining(*still the most genuinely terrifying movie I've ever seen) as a small child, and that was the end of that. Later on in elementary school...I did have a few dreams where I perfectly predicted certain things that happened the following day(s). It's quite a surreal thing when a situation occurs that you've seen/experience before in a dream. I realize most people would be highly skeptical(to put it nicely) of all this.

*Constipation is much worse than Diarrhea, imo. Constipation HURTS...and it seems like a hellish eternity on the bowl...praying that some immense, DRY, boulder-size shit is going to somehow pass out of your much smaller asshole. Those last 2 nights were just terrible...I haven't been locked up like that since I was probably 8 years old. Oh yeah...and at least diarrhea is funny...with all those *BLARRRPPPPSSSCH!* *SPLACHHHRRRP* wet pooping noises. It's a fact of life that explosive shitting is funny. (*unless it happened to you in a public place...and even then...that would be funny to other people)

*back on "southern blackness" for a sec...SOUSE. -- WHO EATS THIS SHIT?! come on, folks...it's 2006. We don't have to eat the table scraps variety of shit from "Mas'a" anymore...we haven't had to in quite some time now. My aunt eats that mess, and I just don't get it. How do you even look at a package of souse in the store and think "hmm....that looks like it might be good." NO. It does not look delicious in any way. It looks like someone pucked in a box and packaged it up for store shelves.

[JackTenrac!]

- My dad encourages me to doubt my own decisions because he likes to get his own way. I know about the parents know best rule, but I feel as if he is abusing that power. It's as if he is trying to make up for the mistake his life became. Guess having illegitimate children and about two or so divorces is more condescending than it lets on. Next thing you know, if we hit a friend's for a drink, he'll probably try to tell me what to intake. Probably talk me out drinkin Heinekensfor Labatts altogether. I am beginning to even doubt my ability to choose my own path because of him. Thank God I have a mentor or two.

EDIT: called him today. Guess I feel a bit for him. I'm the only guy he co-reared. He just wants to train me, and I need it.

- Making a PERFECT site is much harder than it looks. I 've been on my recent reendition for a while, with a fear that those who love my work would probably hate on something that didn't look like my own work. Probably, you guys can help out with a bit of a usuability test after I'm done.

- ewww. Souse? Isn't that a West Indian dish? I wouldn't bother that at all. Even Joe Blow here (http://filebox.vt.edu/users/jschroed/Easter4.jpg) looks disgusted by eating it. Jerk Chicken, rice and peas, macaroni pie (or macaroni and cheese as called on Soul Food) or jonny cakes with cornbeef, please. Hell, I wanna get some cornbread!

[Azrael]

Hey Az (or anyone else in Japan): Yes, you SHOULD go to a-cho (a-cho.com), you monster. To me that's like a muslim being 40 minutes from Mecca and being like "eh...I guess I'll check it out EVENTUALLY...." They have an A3 tourney every month, usually around the 18th~20th. Sometimes it's a team tourney, though. Secondly:...

Funnily enough, I can get to a-cho in about 40 minutes.

I went to a tournament for CvS2 once...went 2 and out. To my credit, the guys I played against placed 1st and 3rd, but still. I've played against some of the (supposed) best in the world in A3 (a very famous V-Sagat player) and did decently...it went 5 rounds, with both of us within 10% health in the 5th.

One of the things about a-cho is that it's almost too competitive. These guys aren't just good - they're among the best. So, unless you go when the scrubs are there (a-cho scrubs are still fucking strong), you lose alot, and losing isn't fun. I realized that to keep up with the crowd, I'd have to invest a whole lot more time into fighting games...and my life is moving in other directions at the moment. I still kind of want to learn V-Karin (I'm A at the moment) though.

As for used games shops, I see them all the time...but as for a website in English, that'd be much harder. Usually, in a game shop they'll just have a used bin with all sorts of assorted awesome shit. I saw a N64 for about $10 the other day. I shoulda bought it. I miss Goldeneye and Zelda.

Hugh Jackman was fucking awesome as Wolverine. Shit, he IS Wolverine. I don't even call him Hugh Jackman anymore. I just call him "Wolverine." Like "Wolverine was awesome in Swordfish."
This is going in the sig queue.

[kcxj]

One of the Black guys came into work last night wearing a black leather baseball cap over a black doo-rag.

[Taito]

I dunno if I mentioned this already but England blows.

[Rioting Soul]

"I'm weaks to da finich 'cause AIDS beats out spinich!"

Not good.

[Roxie]

You actually keep giant cactus to fuck people with? :confused:
Hey, I'm a Girl Scout. You've got to always be prepared.

[monbaby]

I bought a electric bass guitar a couple of days ago...

Hopefully I'll randomly play for someone famous in the future...

[Muff Daddy]

Yeah, Tyler is known for coming out with those "shuckin' and jivin'" Super-Black plays like Mamma dun Stole the Cornbread!, or Satan Gonna Git Yo Child"




lol :rofl: "Birdie Gon Eat Yo Kidz"

[Million]

So what episode# are we up to on Naruto now...on CN? I've lost count, and I want to just download the rest of the shows at this point...this 1 episode per week thing is just aggravating....my patience with this has reached its end. I really just can't do the 1 episode per week thing anymore for all these shows. It's bad enough trying to wait a whole week until the next Bauer Power Hour....whatever, I'll just take a wild guess at the # and go on Lime in a few minutes..

whoah...this Anko character is kinda delicious... quite pokeable, she is. What happened to the days of DBZ where we get "new" episodes of something every day?

dammit...and it looks like CN just pissed away the entire month of March with regard to their Saturday night lineup. At first I thought it was just that one date that was mentioned on the commercial...like a marathon that saturday...but no, it's that date + the rest of March they will show those movies from...eh...that guy who made Spirited Away and other films. I'm interested in seeing those, sure...but not really at the expense of the CN Saturday night lineup.

...damn One Piece is ugly...it's like the "late 90s Nicktoon" of anime. Just about all the characters look retarded...I mean literally retarded/special too, not like "retarded" as an insult...the characters actually look like they should be on one of those Jerry Lewis Telethons...it's like what happens when a 10 year old with marginal talent and some cheap markers attempts to draw anime. It's so bad, it contributes to the overall humor of the show, imo....I enjoy One Piece on occasion much like I would enjoy something like Santa Claus vs. The Martians, or The Giant Gila Monster....

...or Attack of The (the) Giant Leeches...ah, I miss MST3k so much...that show should never have ended.

[Nemesis00]

I just came back from my first Comic Con, and it was some scary shit.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/Nemesis00/DSCN0001.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/Nemesis00/DSCN0004.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/Nemesis00/DSCN0007.jpg

[Azrael]

Roxie...your av.... :sad:

[JackTenrac!]

No Anal Rape!

[Demon Dash]

You know what's one of the stupidest words going? Flip flop. :rolleyes: Flip flop.

[Airthrow]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/Nemesis00/DSCN0004.jpg

I would hit that with FURY.

[Nemesis00]

Now that I look at it, that wench looks like she stuffs the bra.

[Roxie]

Roxie...your av.... :sad:
Heck, you're the master. Teach us your powers of detection, oh giant of japan! :china:

I would hit that with FURY.
At first, I thought you said "FURRY"

Joke for today:
President Bush's morning security briefing is wrapping up. Donald Rumsfeld is concluding his part and says,"Finally, three Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday near Baghdad"OH MY GOD!" shrieks Bush, and he buries his head in his hands for a seemingly interminable 30 seconds. Stunned at the unexpected display of emotion, the president's staff sit speechless, not sure how to react. Finally, Bush looks up and asks Rumsfeld, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Taito]

OMG it's Free (106 & Park) with Bobby Brown.. I hope they never hooked up..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGwWggyr4U4&search=bobby%20brown

Damn what isn't on freakin YouTube..

[Dan?]

SNIPpu-Jinrai-Kyaku

I know Viscant didn't invent 'fighting game hate', I'm just pointing out that it's one of the only weak points in his argument. About 3s randomness though, I agree, sometimes it's just retardedness.

However, my favorite aspect of parry is the ability to not only negate, but move past/interupt repetitive moves or combos. To me, the evolution of the game comes from 'oh, I'll try this setup', and then 'oh, I'll give it ano-ow! Okay, he's figured that out, time to change up my approach'. It keeps your characters from become total fortresses that only break down when faced with a specific character out of the roster or if you screw up. Parries allows momentum shifts in the match on a different level, not necessarily a higher one, but a different one nonetheless.

Certain characters of course can bait parries, but that's part of the evolution of the game, trying to get your opponent to parry your fireball so you can sweep him, then he learns to parry both or just eat the fireball and parry the sweep, etc.

Also: 2D Capoeira fighting?!?! ZOMGBBQREFLECTOR!

[Demon Dash]

OMG it's Free (106 & Park) with Bobby Brown.. I hope they never hooked up..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGwWggyr4U4&search=bobby%20brown

Damn what isn't on freakin YouTube..
Wtf? :confused:

[JackTenrac!]

I know Viscant didn't invent 'fighting game hate', I'm just pointing out that it's one of the only weak points in his argument. About 3s randomness though, I agree, sometimes it's just retardedness.

However, my favorite aspect of parry is the ability to not only negate, but move past/interupt repetitive moves or combos. To me, the evolution of the game comes from 'oh, I'll try this setup', and then 'oh, I'll give it ano-ow! Okay, he's figured that out, time to change up my approach'. It keeps your characters from become total fortresses that only break down when faced with a specific character out of the roster or if you screw up. Parries allows momentum shifts in the match on a different level, not necessarily a higher one, but a different one nonetheless.

Certain characters of course can bait parries, but that's part of the evolution of the game, trying to get your opponent to parry your fireball so you can sweep him, then he learns to parry both or just eat the fireball and parry the sweep, etc.

Also: 2D Capoeira fighting?!?! ZOMGBBQREFLECTOR!

Dan?.

Sorry, I noticed that your posts, as of late, were getting serious about the game, and I agree with your current vibe on the whole III conversation.After seeing the infamous Daigo match of Evo and his other matches many moons ago, as well as facing other competitors in TS and my beloved SI, I've seen the power of this tech. It does enhance the game, and keeps the player involved with alot on the match more strategically. A dynamic switch from turtle to pixie can occur.

Question: how far do you/should you take your game in regards to the defense addition brought on by III's parry system?

[Slide]

Taito is cool in my opinion, even though we had a scuffle in the Late Night thread half a year ago. Arguments and flames, i think nothing of them.

[Carpet Lint]

Hahaha, look at this mouse run in this wheel.

http://content.jengajam.com/mouseyrun.wmv

It's so cute and harmless, and it's doesn't know what the fuck it's doing, and it doesn't know that it's going nowhere in life, but it keeps doing it anyway because it doesn't know any better, and it only ends up owning itself in the end.

I should learn from this mouse.

[Mechanica]

Yeah, I think parrying is great for 3s, though I don't know if it should really be moved to any other games (as if more playable capcom 2d fighters are coming out). I like that it can help shorten the tier gap, it can be flashy as hell if you're good enough, and like Dan? said, you can totally change the pace of a match with parrying.

[Million]

Bleedman still going strong: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/29589049/
Seriously, folks. Best "fan art" EVER. It's almost an insult to even consider that mere "fan art". Right out the gate he has AMAZO in this apparently new story he's working! :wow:

*currently I'm finally snagging some Naruto...this is taking forever of course...

Celeb Fit Club 3---Chastity Bono would actually be hot if she lost the rest of the weight...her girlfriend is QUITE a piece....haha...that lesbo has good taste.

[Lantis]

The perfect title for my life right now would be "Lantis Third Strike - Fight for the Future"

Seriously, it's been 10 months since I quit my job, and I STILL haven't fulfilled my objective of moving back to the States like I originally planned back then (mostly thanks to trusting people too much). Now, the worst possible case scenario has occured: asking for help from your parents (or in my case, just my mom). Of course, having a rational, objective conversation with my mother is beyond the point. It's really tough to get past her old school ideals, it's sickening. Last night, she gave me probably the most ludicrous quote I've EVER heard from someone's mouth:

"If you want me to help you out in your trip, you must first make a promise in front of God that you WILL NEVER PLAY VIDEO GAMES AGAIN!"

I didn't know if I should have laughed in face or probably punch her in the kisser and scream GTA MOFO! I mean, seriously...she claims that video games are bad for me, but they seem to be worse for her. :looney:

At this rate, I see no way out of here....

[VG Emblem]

Hmm, while looking at the Dell laptops thread, I noticed something very strange about a poster. That poster is FMJaguar and his rep title, it says: "FMJaguar has graduated from Video Game College" I was like wtf lol. Anyone care to provide an explanation? :rofl:

[Septimus Prime]

Not to knock the goodness of miso soup, but osuimono owns miso.

Also, who remembers Bobby's World?

We're goin', we're goin',
We're goin' on a trip.

TRIP!

Train, plane, or taxi cab,
All the choices hip!

[Demon Dash]

Hahaha, look at this mouse run in this wheel.

http://content.jengajam.com/mouseyrun.wmv

It's so cute and harmless, and it's doesn't know what the fuck it's doing, and it doesn't know that it's going nowhere in life, but it keeps doing it anyway because it doesn't know any better, and it only ends up owning itself in the end.

I should learn from this mouse.
Ahahaha, the fucking speed it's going man, that mouse owns. :rofl: Wins the thread, no doubt about it.....I have learned a valuable lesson.

[VG Emblem]

Hahaha, look at this mouse run in this wheel.

http://content.jengajam.com/mouseyrun.wmv

It's so cute and harmless, and it's doesn't know what the fuck it's doing, and it doesn't know that it's going nowhere in life, but it keeps doing it anyway because it doesn't know any better, and it only ends up owning itself in the end.

I should learn from this mouse.
Holy shit DBZ mouse! :rofl:

[Septimus Prime]

I don't want to rain on anyone's parade here, but I'm pretty sure that "mouse" is a hamster.

[Demon Dash]

Well hamster then, it's still fucking fast.

[VG Emblem]

DBZ Hamster does kinda sound better...

[TS]

Slide: nice avatar. That wouldn't happen to be Sodom's SFA3 stage in the background, would it?

Dan?: like I said in the thread, parry is good because it stops things you can see coming. It rewards guessing, but it also rewards legitimately knowing what the other guy is gonna do. That's good, I guess...the problem is, a freakishly safe way to defend/punish attacks (compare the risk involved with trying to hit Ken out of an attack with an EX Shoryuken/Rocket Upper vs the risk involved in tapping down once he comes into sweep range), and has a dramatic effect on the game.

It absolutely changes what works in the game, and who is good. It limits character variety. If all you want to do is dash up to people and throw/mixup -> super, it doesn't seem like a big deal (you actually don't have a choice), but if you feel like doing something else, or have a different sort of playstyle, you're going to have a rough time.

Not to say 3S would be a better game without parrying...I'm sure a whole new set of problems would arise. But it would be interesting to see SA2 Chun having to worry about anti-air, and people having to deal with Remy. Parry being in the game prevents there from being any 10-0 matches (not many of those in other SF games, either), but it also gives the better characters the ability to stop any comeback...and the ability to get lucky is universal. And, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that red parry looks less cool when you get hit with red parry -> Chun SA2.

Changing your approach and not being predictable is something that happens in all SF games, parry just allows for a safe way to get it done. You don't have to commit to a move. Saying that 3S is more "strategic" would be the wrong word, I think. It's not like "oh I'm gonna stay at THIS range because I have THESE options, or I need to push the other guy THERE, because his X can beat my Y...

3S takes care of spacing for you, between parrying and dashes. If you wanted to reverse a bad situation in other games, you either had to put in work somehow, or not get put in that situation in the first place. The older games in general would be more like Urien (Aegis is to be avoided, and by extention, situations which will get your thrown/knocked down), whereas 3S in general is more like Makoto. Knowing what's coming will help you out a lot (same with a good guess), same as always, but there's not much to avoid or put in play (generally speaking). You don't need to keep Honda from getting backed into the corner, because he's harder to aggress against for your character, you don't worry about how to get in on Dhalsim or O.Sagat or how to keep him from getting to where he wants to be (or have to figure that out), or even figure out what to do with a Rolento who's breaking your guard. More analagous situations would be loaded ST N.Chun...she can do a super by hitting one button, and she's walking toward you...will she throw, or poke? Just do the super? Walk backwards? Or simply sweep-crossup, only you're both sure which attacking direction is blocked how. Will he come from the left or the right? Will he attack low afterwards? Will he not crossup and just throw?

This is why used Magneto as reference.

It seems like there's something missing, from the outside looking in. It makes everyone look like Daigo, except for the part where Daigo actually commits to a move (ie. Shoryuken) and has a chance of missing (even if he often connects with insane stuff like fierce DP vs waking up Yun and Chun with super).


My 2 cents.

[VG Emblem]

Would it be considered weird to tell people in real life to start calling me VG? It has grown on me and my real name is goddamned weird and most people don't even say it right.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

Slide: nice avatar. That wouldn't happen to be Sodom's SFA3 stage in the background, would it?



looks like right side corner of the stage

[VG Emblem]

Man, someone should really create anti-procrastinate and motivation pills. I need some of those.

[Carpet Lint]

I keep a seven of spades and a periodic table of elements in my wallet.

And people always laugh or something when they find out, I don't know why. Don't people always keep weird stuff in their wallets? I can't be the only one, and a seven of spades can't be the weirdest thing that someone's kept in their wallet.

Unless you have a like gnome or a used condom from your first time or something in there. That'd be pretty weird.

I used to play a lot of Big 2 during lunch in the cafeteria in the first two years of highschool. And that gets boring fast. So I started cheating to make it more fun.

Like I would put down a 4,5,6, and a 7 on top of an 8 that someone else played earlier, in the big pile of played cards in the middle, and I'd yell "STRAIGHT!" and just brush 'em all up.

Or I'd keep random cards tucked in the back of my hat for future rounds - like to complete a flush or a straight or something. I'd pretend to lean back, scratch the back of my head, and CHEAT GAMBIT STYLEZ MON AMI.

But eventually we switched to Hearts and Euchre, where all the cards have to be accounted for, so it got harder to cheat.

So now I have a seven of spades I'd forgotten about in my wallet, and some loser I went to highschool with has a deck that's short a card. Heh heh heh.

I don't even know why I still have it there. It's not a good luck charm or anything...but the teachings of the Almightly MacBauer say that ya just never know when a seven of spades is going to come in handy.

[Azrael]

I think 3S is just about different mechanics. In A3, a big part of the game is poking and spacing. I play Karin, and against Sakura I want to either stay out of Sak's S.FK range, or get to a point where I can outpoke it (I don't remember off the top of my head, but I think Karin's S.MK or MP timed right can beat Sak's FK). However, against Akuma I want to generally stay away - his up-close pokes are faster than mine, and I run the risk of getting rushed down. Karin outranges him, so that's the kind of game I want to play.

3S isn't about that so much. It's more about mixing up your game, and trying to figure out what your opponent will do and when. I don't know if that makes it less deep than other non-parry games...just different. I do prefer the spacing/poking/counter style of other games, but probably because that's what I've been playing for so long.

-------------------------------------------

Anyway, got to play some GGXX Slash at a-cho today (no A3 comp :sad: ) Won a few games. But Orders Sol is even more annoying than regular Sol. :bluu:

[Slide]

TS: yep it's Sodom's stage.

Rocklee: yeah.

Also, Mika is 80s Hogan copying.

[Scorpio_G]

Man, someone should really create anti-procrastinate and motivation pills. I need some of those.

I really need anti procrastination pills.

Oh, when this is over. I'm gonna get this T-shirt and wear it proudly around the streets of NY and my job when it get's warm. http://www.noisebot.com/procrastinators_of_the_world_unite_tomorrow_t-shirt :rofl:

Maybe I'll get it in Brown or Navy.

[abacabb]

im gonna buy that shirt form whole family. we all are procrastinators.
my cousin just took my dog to the pound. im gonna miss her but my grandmother is allergic to dogs. peace out Leah. immma miss you

[arcticninja]

I'm gonna join the Procrastinator's Society whenever it gets started.

[Demon Dash]

Anyone ever twang them selves in the balls by accident with their boxers? I just did that and it hurts like fuck!

[Scorpio_G]

^

Lol @ Articninja.

See my Avitar? I was suppose to change it....five weeks ago. :razz:

I'll get the shirt...whenever.

Sorry about your doggy Abacabb. Couldnt one of your friends or your friend's friend's adopt it instead of taking it to a shelter? :sad:

[Roxie]

I'm getting that shirt in like....two weeks?

[GreyFoxx]

Waiting for the girl to get out of work and possible get out of this Iowa stick hole...darn should have brought T5 or something to play.

[phae]

Today is my birthday!

I am 20, and sad there wasn't a thread made for me. :(

[VG Emblem]

Good to see everyone else here is a lazy ass procrastinator too.

[Fir]

SNIP

Damn, what happen to your rep? You had like 5 or 6 bars I think and now your red all of a sudden...

Also, what does VG in VG Emblem stand for? Does it mean "Video Game Emblem"?

EDIT - Whoa, nevermind - just seen everything...Anyway, what does the "VG" mean still?

[VG Emblem]

Damn, what happen to your rep? You had like 5 or 6 bars I think and now your red all of a sudden...

Also, what does VG in VG Emblem stand for? Does it mean "Video Game Emblem"?

EDIT - Whoa, nevermind - just seen everything...Anyway, what does the "VG" mean still?
Video Game Emblem, bingo. It can also stand for Virtual God Emblem too. :razzy:
I actually had 9 bars, 1221 rep to be exact.

[Lantis]

Today is my birthday!

I am 20, and sad there wasn't a thread made for me. :(

We don't NEED any more attention whore-ism! :bluu:

[Lantis]

Video Game Emblem, bingo. It can also stand for Virtual God Emblem too. :razzy:
I actually had 9 bars, 1221 rep to be exact.

Jesus Christ, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. People hates you, whoop dee fuckin' doo. Why do you keep complaining about that shit? I bet one year will pass, and you would still be hanging on to your lost rep.

Grow the fuck up.

[phae]

Jesus Christ, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. People hates you, whoop dee fuckin' doo. Why do you keep complaining about that shit? I bet one year will pass, and you would still be hanging on to your lost rep.

Grow the fuck up.

Ahahaha god damn Lantis for winner status :rofl:

How'd he lose 9 bars so fast?

[JackTenrac!]

I stole 'em. I'm a niggaaaah like Tokyo Breakfast.

Why do you think he's wearin' the av?

...that went well.

<3 Phae Phae

[*InVeRs3*]

I'm tired of people comparing 3s to chess. It's more like rock paper scissors combined with dice.

[FistsofFury]

Well I beat God of War...borrowed it from a friend last Weds.

I enjoyed it, but I'm not gonna play through it again. Unless somehow I can skip the puzzles lol.

It was pretty easy too, I played it on Normal mode. Seemed kind of short. Hope they make a sequel.

[VG Emblem]

Well I beat God of War...borrowed it from a friend last Weds.

I enjoyed it, but I'm not gonna play through it again. Unless somehow I can skip the puzzles lol.

It was pretty easy too, I played it on Normal mode. Seemed kind of short. Hope they make a sequel.

There's 2 sequels announced. And supposedly one on PSP.

[VG Emblem]

Ahahaha god damn Lantis for winner status :rofl:

How'd he lose 9 bars so fast?
That's the part that irks me, I have no idea.
Btw Lantis, someone was asking me, as usual you have no idea what people were talking about. I'm not even complaining anymore and I've grown to accept the fact that some higher force saw the comedical genius in taking my rep away.

[kcxj]

Would one of the Japanese speakers here mind translating the dialog from an unsubtitled porn movie for me?

I can pick out bits and pieces of certain phrases (like "ganbate", "hayaku", and "kintama", but I'm honestly clueless as to the majority of the things the girl is saying and I feel stupid.

I'm not even kidding here in case my question sounds excessively dumb or perverted either. I can PM whoever can do it the link to the torrent file. Thanks.

[Nishiko]

:rofl:

I'm tired.

[Carpet Lint]

Ah, dammit. I missed 24 again.

Roxie, one more time with the cactus.

[Roxie]

Y'know, I'm begining to think you enjoy this.

[Lantis]

Btw Lantis, someone was asking me, as usual you have no idea what people were talking about. I'm not even complaining anymore and I've grown to accept the fact that some higher force saw the comedical genius in taking my rep away.

And you seem to take much pride into stating how YOU LOST 1221 REP POINTS OMG MY LIFE IZ OVA!!!! It seems you like to bitch about it at the drop of a dime.

[Dangerous J]

I dont watch much tv, but i caughrt a glimpse of Raven symone's disney show..Did she have "stimach enlargement"surgery ? WTF happened to her since Cooper?

[monbaby]

I dont watch much tv, but i caughrt a glimpse of Raven symone's disney show..Did she have "stimach enlargement"surgery ? WTF happened to her since Cooper?



I don't know but she still sexy to me...

Mmmm...

Those Thighs...

:p:...

[Million]

So...episodes 26 thru 50 of Naruto are now mine...and the quality is amazing...exactly as if I were watching tv on my comp. Yeah, I couldn't stand the whole 1 ep./week thing anymore with CN. I no longer had the patience.

-Sakura's japanese voice is straight up GARBAGE. It's piercing my ears almost as bad as some of that dreadful hindi music. American dub Sakura actually sounds cute and funny. I find myself trying my best to mentally block out her disgusting japanese voice actress.

-the internet is so great...already I'm at least 3 or 4 weeks ahead of CN's agonizingly slow schedule...and I'm just taking a break for now. Of course I can't go back to CN's pace now...I'll have to download again once I'm done with this batch of episodes.

-Snake dude Orochimaru was tight.

Please, KING magazine...please get Brenna G. from American Idol to pose...please :sweat:

[JackTenrac!]

Mmmm...

...for some strange reason.

...I miss...the Wulin Warriors!

[Septimus Prime]

So, Family Feud is still featuring figure skaters. Yamaguchi is still hot.

[EVARGNUG]

Relatively flame-free as this thread is, you can't expect to get away with such a bad and unelaborative flaming? Really, filet-o'-fish? Dude, how white are you?

Plus, I've been away for awhile. So, yeah; you thought you could get away with such a mediocre heist?--think again ya' scrub-ladykiller.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
I APOLOGIZE.

GODDAMMIT--I GET IT!--DON'T SAY IT SO FUCKING LOUD!

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
I realize this thread has been mostly flame-free. Thus I will withhold on any further debate with my good friend EVARUNG, in the interests of continued peace and harmony thought out loud.

...

But just ONE MORE. Last one, I SWEAR IT.

Wow...what a chilvorous man...I applaud you. You must be a chilvourous man. I mean, chilvalry practically doesn't exist anymore. I mean, who today would be conscientious enough to dig their own grave!?...What?--you made yourself a coffin, too? And out of an oak tree?...

You fuckin liar! It was pine wasn't it!? Don't fucking lie!--Okay, I was wrong about you! Obviously your favorite kind of drink isn't cola-- Why? You're asking me why?...Well...Because of all the fucken teabags in and over your pine-wood cabinets, you fucking liar! You're the worst kind of scum...

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Selectively cutting and pasting the only bits of my post that you feel man enough to reply to, and ignoring everything else because IT OUT FANBOYS YOUR FANBOY ASS.

So, you're saying your country is run by lesbian women?

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Lol, the parts you quoted are even OUT OF ORDER. I bet you spent half a day disecting it, racking your brain for a clever comeback for each part, but you could only come up with replies for like half of them, and left the rest out. And then when you were deep in thought while feasting on today's McDeal (Friday right? So...Filet O'Fish? That tastes like fucking cardboard, you cheap piece of shit.) you thought of some better comebacks so you included them at the bottom.

OMG, obviously you're not an avid player of Sudoku. I mean, it's a way overrated game but it's something you might want to do on that busride to the local deli everyday, right?

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Seriously, what defeats rock? Paper.

Wow, finally out of the stone age, eh?--To the point where you can actually entertain yourself, eh?

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
What defeats a clueless fanboy? A CLUEFUL fanboy.

Wow, a CLUEFUL fanboy who liked the X-Men movie...That's more ironic than the time the Jews ressurrected Hitler...--Oh SHIT! Goddam that Braniac for killing Ben Franklin! Now I can't charge my time machine!

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Forgive me, since I grew up under the inferior Canadian public education system.

But I could have fuckin' swore that "EVARGNUG" backwards spelt "***".

But what do I know, right? I only got like 60% in Grade 9 French.

Wow...flaming + Canadian + French...just wow...

JJ: Michael...You did it again didn't you?

MJ: What?--I don't know what you mean Janet, I--

JJ: You know well whaddi mean!

MJ: I...I--

JJ: How many times do I have to bail you out Michael?

MJ: ...I...I can't say anything in my defense...

JJ: And this time the boy was Canadian! This is low even for you!

MJ: ...But this time it was consensual--and--and--and--he wasn't even underage!!

JJ: Liar!!

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Lol, what, saying the name of a director was too snobby for you? Am I too "avant guarde?" (Is that the correct term? I'm not sure - again - 60% in French, remember?) Forgive me because I'm obviously trying to increase my credibility by mentioning things that surely no one else knows.

Or just things you don't. ...which seems like a lot of things. So you can't blame me for that, really.

Tim Burton? Avant Guarde? GODDAMMIT!--quit using Parisian terms!

Originally posted by Carpet Lint

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah ahahaha

Whoa...Are ya' laughing or did you spill tea on your keyboard?

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Professor X: We can keep you here, safe from Magneto.
Wolverine: I AM DA LAW!!!


By the way, Google says Syl's 5'9". SO FUCK HIM TOO!!! HE'S WAY TOO TALL TO PLAY WOLVERINE WHO IS ONLY 5'3" AND WHOSE EXACT HEIGHT IS AN INTEGRAL PART OF HIS CHARACTER AND BACKGROUND STORY AND IF NOT FAITHFULLY FOLLOWED WILL MAKE THE MOVIE UNWATCHABLE.

<Danny> Cut--cut. Sylvestor could you just read from the script? Goddammit--you're driving me crazy with that line.
<Sylvestor> BUT IM AM THE LAW!!!
<Danny> Dammit Stallone!--you want me to judge you by firing you?
<Sylvestor> I'm playing a Canadian mutant, aren't I? Doesn't that make me a fucking retard?
<Danny> No...Goddammit!--just read from the script
<Sylvestor> Cannon...you will be judged...

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Lol, let's review your first post.Personally, I would have gone with Cyclops as the second-in-command, but you're the HARDCORE X-MEN FANBOY, right?

Actually, what I said was right. Storm became the leader of the X-Men after Cyclops left the group, before the X-Men went into space. But you wouldn't have known that because you're not a "HARDCORE X-MEN FANBOY." Sorry for the inconvenience. Scrub.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
And by the way - what I said isn't an opinion It's FACT.

Check his driver's license. I guarun-fucking-tee you that it says "Wolverine" and not "Hugh Jackman." Ask ANYONE that saw Van Helsing "Who starred?" They'll either say "Kate Beckinsale" or "Wolverine." 60% of the time, it works EVERYTIME.

Lol fuck you and your Hugh Jackman cockriding. Obviously you're gay:

http://www.allabouthugh.com/video/video_bfo1.wmv

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Oh, sorry, I guess it was sacrilegious of me to suggest that they SHOULDN'T have kept the tight yellow spandex. Yes, that would have made for a much more credible and believable movie.

Okay...(sarcasm)

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Well thanks for obviously proving you know by...getting it wrong.

Getting what wrong? Oh, the part where I spelled Archangel wrong? Lol.

At first Warren was Angel. But after the Mutant Massacre, he had his wings damaged. However, after he got metal wings from Apocalypse, he was renamed Death. Bet you didn't know that, did you? Only after did Beast tell Death to change his name to "Arch Angel" (lol) did he reconsider a name change. So, to sum it up:

1. Angel
2. Death
3. "Arch Angel" (lol)

Don't try to undermine me you X-Men scrub.

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
Lol, this is immediately followed by you correcting me on talk/type semantics.

Archangel...

fuck it--Arch Angel (lol)

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
At this rate, I don't even think your stupid fanboy ass KNOWS which one is Magneto at all.

What? The one that goes with my MSP from MvsC2? Lol. You couldn't even tell? Wow:

bitchslap = snapback
ROM = beastin on Canadians

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
OH SHIT SON, GHOSTFACE KILLA LISTENER = HARD ASS MUTHERFUCKA = DONT MESS WITCHO OVA DA INTANET

I'm sorry, but gangsters don't associate with scrubs.

Hooray for Canadians who don't know how the rap game works. (sarcasm)

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
And I bet that after you finished your delicious Filet O'Fish...

R: "Hamburgular; make way for a Big-Mac attack!"

H: "Oh shiet! Ronald don't rape meh!"

R: "Where's my filet-o'-fish, bitch!?"

H: "I didn't take it--really. Some random Canadian scrub took it, I swear! Plz, Ronald don't fuck me in the ass--I"m begging you!"

R: "Heh...Glad you came outta jail cause' I really did miss fucking you good for always stealing my shit. You know what though?--this time I'm pissed--I don't care even if a Canadian got tired of his toast and decided to cop my fish burger--I'm gonna fuck you so hard in the ass, it's going to randomly generate a new strain of Gonorrhea."

H: "Ronald--wait--no, Ronald--NOOOOOO!!!"

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
...you came home, read OC's thread, thought it was TEH FUNNIEST EVAR, decided to take note for future personal usage, came back to this thread to find everyone shitting on you, and you had that sudden lightbulb go off above your head, and you shouted to yourself "BY GEORGE, THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY!!!"

<Bogard> Who's that fucker who stole my line?
<Carpet Lint> uhhh...OC?
<Bogard> What? OC? Who the fuck is OC?
<Carpet Lint> uhhh...an SRK'er?
<Bogard> ...wtf?...Alright...give me a straight answer, bitch...are you okay?
<Carpet Lint> wait--wait not that again!
<Bogard> ...tell me...ARE YOU OKAY!?
<Carpet Lint> I'm...o...kay?--

<Bogard> BUSTAH WOLFE!!!

Originally posted by Carpet Lint
OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY, I'm done.

Even if he responds and calls me an "egg sucking piece of gutter trash" I will hold my tongue.

Sorry, I meant..."hold my keyboard."

Also, I'm assuming "TD" is a typo of TS. Thank you very much regardless.

Awwww...Going to be like a hypocritical-fundamentalist Christian and blame your apparent idiocy on karma? Lol. If you want to me explain this sentence to you in a later post so your brain can comprehend it, then come at me again you noob.

[Septimus Prime]

Hey, play nice.

[Lantis]

<Bogard> Who's that fucker who stole my line?
<Carpet Lint> uhhh...OC?
<Bogard> What? OC? Who the fuck is OC?
<Carpet Lint> uhhh...an SRK'er?
<Bogard> ...wtf?...Alright...give me a straight answer, bitch...are you okay?
<Carpet Lint> wait--wait not that again!
<Bogard> ...tell me...ARE YOU OKAY!?
<Carpet Lint> I'm...o...kay?--

<Bogard> BUSTAH WOLFE!!!


You phail at the phunnay.

[EVARGNUG]

Hey, play nice.

sry sep

but the guy was askin for it

[Million]

y'know...with this terribly depressing job, I've become well aware of one more of the billions of reasons this world flat out sucks --At Will States. This is nice little law/whatever that allows the Almighty Employer(*I hate them from the bottom of my heart...I truly do) to fire anyone they want...for whatever reason they pull out of their fruity little dick-sucking ass. It's amazing to me how this is "aiight". As the owner of a business....let's say I can just fire you because I don't like the fact that you have a mole on your neck. Because this is an At Will state...this is perfectly fine and legal.

Life basically sucks...and it only continues to suck in new and interesting ways as you get older. The only "winners" in this disgusting little "game" are the people whose lives suck less than the average person....well, them and the millionaires/billionaires.(*and sometimes, the suck factor of life roll cancels the money-shield, and their lives can be made miserable too.)

Jesus Christ Superstar, what the FUCK is up with Adam Sessler's shirt on tonight's Xplay!? Shit looks ridiculous...I don't even think a hillbilly would wear that garbage.(*that says a lot if you see the average hillbilly stereotype..."country western" shirts are the worst shirts EVER.)

[Muff Daddy]

i am sick and tired of getting hit on by jail bait white girls online

"omg r u black lol"

[fishjie]

i am sick and tired of getting hit on by jail bait white girls online

"omg r u black lol"

tell them you're asian and watch the interest drop instantaneously :rofl:

[EVARGNUG]

You phail at the phunnay.

yea...you're right

but i wasn't trying to be

i was only out to prove what a scrub he was for thinking i didn't know what that was

sry if proving a point wasn't simultaneously funny

*No offense towards OC*

OC + Bogard = funni

EDIT: How's my flaming?

[Dan?]

i am sick and tired of getting hit on by jail bait white girls online

"omg r u black lol"

i m 19 so i am not jb omg r u black lol

EDIT: How's my flaming?

ARE YOU OKAY?! CONTEXT WOLF!

[FistsofFury]

I saw the MTV True Life on Competitive Eating and it inspired me.

I'm gonna step my game up. I'm gonna enter a 'real' tournament in Third Strike in my area. I've tangoed with the dons of Southeast Michigan a couple years and and did decently, and I am a whole lot better now than I was then.

Its time I really put my skills to the test.

*Hopes he can bring his pad*

[Carpet Lint]

I have some hypothetical questions. They don't need to be answered or indulged, because they are hypothetical.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

What happens when someone writes a single half-assed flame as a response to you calling him a loser fanboy...and then a week later, he goes back, deletes that post, and then writes five hundred more words which ends up completely confirming his status as a loser fanboy anyway? What can you do? How can you possibly respond to such an awesome string of events? Do you even have to do anything?

Now my lil' cousin smokin' those cigarettes now, his job trying to claim that he too niggerish now, is it 'cause his skin blacker than licorice now?

Wouldn't any comic book fanboys on SRK post in the SRK comic book thread?

Who many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

Why do they call them apartments if they're all stuck together?

Are you okay?

BABY CHICKEN DRIVING A TRACTOR FOR THE WIN
http://mfrost.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/raymi_l.jpg

[Septimus Prime]

The answers, My Friend, are blowing in the wind. The answers are blowing in the wind.

[Murt!]

There's a video game club at my school (which I almost never go to btw) and the only reason I went Monday was because of the rain. As I sit down to eat my lunch, I hear the sounds of Mvc2 being started up. Excited to see them playing one my favorite games ever, I rushed over, hoping to find decent comp. Instead I found a half full charcter select screen, and found it odd that this didn't bother them in the slightest. Everything after that was horrible. Nerds "dancing" to the char. select screen song, and teams consisted almost exclusively of venom, cable, ryu, spiderman, and wolver/bonerine. random bs all over the place, and oohs and ahhs were drawn everytime some scrub mashed his way to a super. I decided to try my hand at playing them. It was a massacre. I hadn't played Marvel since my disc snapped in 2002, and it was still nothing for me to win.

I selected my old team of Iron Man, Cyclops, and Cable, and it was preetty much over then. One guy decided to get cute and start tagging his characters in and out constantly, but a good ole Proton Cannon killed 'em both at the same time. They were all pretty mad and I don't think I"m gonna be able to come back again lol.

[Tantin]

I don't trust kangeroos. I got a free omlete today. I'm so happy.

[Lantis]

Nerds "dancing" to the char. select screen song.

KILL THEM! KILL 'EM ALL!

[FistsofFury]

There's a video game club at my school (which I almost never go to btw) and the only reason I went Monday was because of the rain. As I sit down to eat my lunch, I hear the sounds of Mvc2 being started up. Excited to see them playing one my favorite games ever, I rushed over, hoping to find decent comp. Instead I found a half full charcter select screen, and found it odd that this didn't bother them in the slightest. Everything after that was horrible. Nerds "dancing" to the char. select screen song, and teams consisted almost exclusively of venom, cable, ryu, spiderman, and wolver/bonerine. random bs all over the place, and oohs and ahhs were drawn everytime some scrub mashed his way to a super. I decided to try my hand at playing them. It was a massacre. I hadn't played Marvel since my disc snapped in 2002, and it was still nothing for me to win.

I selected my old team of Iron Man, Cyclops, and Cable, and it was preetty much over then. One guy decided to get cute and start tagging his characters in and out constantly, but a good ole Proton Cannon killed 'em both at the same time. They were all pretty mad and I don't think I"m gonna be able to come back again lol.


lol the same thing happened to me a couple months ago. I was in the cafeteria/culinary/theater building and this group of people were playing Halo. They were the sterotypical basement trolls. Anyway one of them suggests Soul Calibur, and we start playing. But first before we did any versus the owner wanted to play some missions in front of us. It was sort of strange...everyone just sitting there watching someone play a fighting game single player with the extra controller just chilling. Eventually I convinced her (it was a girl, but she looked a LOT like a guy) to play versus and god...they got destroyed. I won like 5 matches and then just passed the stick to someone else.

It felt good a little bit, but mostly bad. Yeah it is a nice reminder that you have some skill, but you picked up the controller for a challenge, and when you expect it and don't get it you feel cheated.

[abacabb]

^

Lol @ Articninja.

See my Avitar? I was suppose to change it....five weeks ago. :razz:

I'll get the shirt...whenever.

Sorry about your doggy Abacabb. Couldnt one of your friends or your friend's friend's adopt it instead of taking it to a shelter? :sad:
get this. this morning my moms went to the shelter and got her back, then threatened(sp) my cousin. she said if you ever touch my dog again ill fuckin kill you. my grandmother lied. she aint allergic to dogs she just said that cause she's crazy
Edit: are carpet lint and evarung still beefin'? i thought Carpet lint schooled him?

[EVARGNUG]

I'm looking at my earlier posts...and wow, what a racist I am...yeah...kinda late on the reply--but that was because I was in town (STP) for a while, trying to get a free lay...Or as I call it, a "Fritolay."

Last weekend for me was really great. I was at a cousin's house chillin and getting drunk with him and one of his random hoes and her friend, Shady. Obviously, if someone is nicknamed Shady, it's a telltale sign of their rather, "down-bringing" personality. Anyways, I don't have a pic, so bear with me here as I try to create, in words, a visual perception of this hot broad.

She had medium-long, fashionable black-dyed-brown hair; a plump, better-than-average tier face; and "just right" measurements that could bring Jesus to his knees. Moreover, she was wearing tight-fit blue-jeans, a fashionable khaki jacket, and a loose brown top that could not hide the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra. Even while facing the venerable wrath of the more, politically correct SRK'er; I would go as far as to saying that this broad was a hot, fashionable bitch.

I had her. Really, she couldn't say anything against me. I had her won over with my mind games with her--to the point where she was speechless and passive. Damn I played it smooth. I'd taken 3 three half-cups of Barcardi Rum and was only beginning to feel the effects. She had taken only 2 small shots was already drowning in alcohol. I suspected that maybe, earlier on, she might have been rolling on some kinda drug like ecstacy before she was at my cousin's house; it's not so often a broad like her could be so lit up after so few shots of a mediocre rum. Anyways, it got later, and later. My cousin and his hoe was already asleep. Shady was lying on a bed in which wasn't vacated by the family member who was supposed to be there, late as it was. I told here to scoot over, and she did. There, as I lay down next to her, my conscience began to materialize as the alcohol was wearing off:

"Should I fuck her?"--Obviously a rather bohemian way of putting it--but, was a necessary one in deliberating a rash action to take place later on. Come on; a free piece of fine ass laying next to you, already haven given you the signal for sex: what the hell else would you have thought, right? She was right there. I could of undressed her right there and fucked her. Really, I could have done it without even flinching. But, I didn't. I didn't do it...That's why I'm going to need consolation and couselation from SRK on this:

1. She had a boyfriend
2. She was pretty ghetto
3. She seemed like a clinger
4. She was a flat out hoe

SRK...say what you will...

EDIT: just call me GUNGRAVE from now on goddammit lol

EVARGNUG = GUNGRAVE spelled backwards

damn simple semantics got everyone screwed up

[VG Emblem]

lol the same thing happened to me a couple months ago. I was in the cafeteria/culinary/theater building and this group of people were playing Halo. They were the sterotypical basement trolls. Anyway one of them suggests Soul Calibur, and we start playing. But first before we did any versus the owner wanted to play some missions in front of us. It was sort of strange...everyone just sitting there watching someone play a fighting game single player with the extra controller just chilling. Eventually I convinced her (it was a girl, but she looked a LOT like a guy) to play versus and god...they got destroyed. I won like 5 matches and then just passed the stick to someone else.

It felt good a little bit, but mostly bad. Yeah it is a nice reminder that you have some skill, but you picked up the controller for a challenge, and when you expect it and don't get it you feel cheated.

I feel your pain, badly. I went to my friend's party last year, and he had Soul Calibur 2 and turned it on for some versus rounds. Be aware, it was other people my age, younger, and some of my friend's older brother's friends. It was a complete and total slaughter. I think I won something like 11 matches in a row before I passed up the controller because I got bored and thirsty. Also, this was the PS2 version, I have the gamecube version and this version didn't even have my favorite character and it was still too easy.

[Murt!]

Hrm, upon reading this stuff I'm reminded of the games on which I've beasted on people ... everything from Halo, Soul Calibur II, 3rd Strike, and a few others too lol.

[TS]

You know...some people have that natural funk. Like B.O. or bad breath or whatever...like some people have bad gums or whatever...some kid doesn't brush for 2 days and his teeth are shooting out of his face and he has a mouth like the crypt keeper....

My problem is the under-the-fingernail-dirt. I seem to have this going on at a greater rate than normal people- it seems to come back quicker.

Why do I like Gilmore Girls?


edit: in this episode I'm watching, they've mentioned Ming-na Wen, referenced Soul Calibur 3, and had a bunch of guys singing Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani. Question withdrawn.

[abacabb]

i just found out from my cousin that this kid from across the street just got beat up because he got caught having sex with some dudes little brother. he got fucked up good.

[kcxj]

Everbank is too good.

I know it's nerdy of me to be talking about how good my bank is on a video game website, but I really want to praise how awesome this service is.

5.01 APY/4.89 interest rate for the first three months of my checking account deposit, since I put in more than $1,500. After the three months, since I deposited between $0 - $9,999, I get 3.01 APY/2.97 interest rate.

Citizens Bank out of Providence gives ZERO interest on my checking. If I want interest on my checking, I need to maintain a balance of $2500 to get a whooping 0.25%. Even my savings at Citizens only returns 1.25%.

The Everbank online website is really useful too. It let me link my First Federal Bank of California savings account (4.25% interest), my Scottrade account, my Capital One credit card account, and even my Paypal account all from one webpage. All I need to do is log into Everbank and I can see all my money listed on one page and even make transfers, pay bills, or whatever. I'm not signed up for any frequent flier miles credit cards or rewards programs, but I can even keep track of those if I have them too.

Again, this is way too good.

All I need to do is wait the thirty days for the direct deposit at my work to transfer from Citizens Bank over to Everbank now, and I can close out this Citizens account for good.

I get a Visa Checkcard and all ATMS are free also with Everbank. Plus most supermarkets and Walmart offer you "cash back" anyway whenever you shop and need some physical green to go along with it.

I used to complain about how bad Bank of America and Fleet sucked, but then when I switched to Citizens, I was excited and even told my friends about it. Now I realized there are banks even better than Citizens out there and I'm telling everybody I know about Everbank.

Kinda like dealing with women almost... Why keep dating the fat, clingy, or annoying girl when you can have the fit, independent, or charming one right?

(In case you guys can't tell, I didn't put up a link where I get commision or anything, so I'm honestly being sincere about the better banking and money managment thing. Go do it! It makes your life just that little bit more convenient and enjoyable.)

-----------

hmm.... I think the only downside is when I need to physically deposit cash. There's no actual physical Everbank branch anywhere that you can walk into. The closet ATM where I can deposit cash is 35 miles away from me in Hartford according to the Everbank website. Sending physical cash through the US mail is almost always a bad idea also.

I don't gamble at the casinos, own my own business, sell crack, or rob people at all though, so I never have that much actual green on me anyway.

[Roxie]

Why do I like Gilmore Girls?


edit: in this episode I'm watching, they've mentioned Ming-na Wen, referenced Soul Calibur 3, and had a bunch of guys singing Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani. Question withdrawn.
I think that was a GENIUS scene...They also talked about how they'd previousl played "my humps"

It's a really, really good show. Very funny, very fast. Logan is a fucking asshole, btw. I don't think she's going back with him. But what happend to Jess? Did he just come back to give her the book and then leave? wtf?

[Murt!]

There's a substitute today so I'm posting from my computer class! w00t! :woot:

[Demon Dash]

Just another day for me.....Every day's the fucking same.

[Azrael]

I taught myself how to swim when I was about 13. But I'm slow as fuck. Anyone have any tips for speeding up and not being a turtle in the water?

[Roxie]

Shave your entire body.

[Demon Dash]

Makes sense.

[Hunter D]

I taught myself how to swim when I was about 13. But I'm slow as fuck. Anyone have any tips for speeding up and not being a turtle in the water?
Bite the head off of a chicken during a full moon.

[Dan?]

I taught myself how to swim when I was about 13. But I'm slow as fuck. Anyone have any tips for speeding up and not being a turtle in the water?

Take off your shell and put down those nunchuks.

[kcxj]

I learned something new the other night.

It's not a good idea to be eating anything when you want to talk to girls.

I was talking to the flat-butt girl (who I want to sleep with badly now just because), but then she said she had to go talk to somebody and walked away from me. I turned around and it turns out she went to go talk to some other guy. Was I not interesting enough for her? Man, that felt horrible... That sucks so much because she was the one doing the controlling also (I messed up earlier when I was lingering around her in the hallway... Instead of me saying, "Why are we standing here in the hallway?", and then leading her to a table, I stood there like an idiot and let her suggest we go to a table instead).

I wasn't even hungry. The only reason I went to get anything to eat was because I was a little nervous about an uncomfortable silence, so I wanted something to occupy myself with in case I didn't know what to say. What a terrible idea. I know better now at least.

It's natural human tendency to want to leave somebody alone when you see that they're eating. You don't want to bother horses when they have the feedbag on, unless you want to get kicked right?

I scraped up what little of my pride I had left and finished out the rest of my break sitting in the back of the men's room.

---------

I have a lot of pent up male aggression...

It sucks so much that my kickboxing gym closed. That uncomfortable, dry feeling I get in the pit of my stomach when I screw up social interactions with women seriously does not help at all either.

I'm mentally stable enough not to do anything stupid obviously, but damn, I wish I had some place to get primal and beast on something already. The regular gym, porn, and video games does nothing for me as of late. I'm either going to have to drive an hour away to a new kickboxing gym (where I can start fighting real people again) or have sex with the flat-butt girl already so I can get it out of my system, or I swear my head is going to explode from all these primal aggression messages my body keeps sending me.

Maybe I can buy a heavy bag for my garage or find someplace I can scream as loud as I can (and not be looked at like a crazy person) to keep me occupied in the meantime.

It's so stupid how the social norm that work, school, parents, and pretty much everything in society teach you is that you need to be an emotionless person and control yourself at all times. You're not suppose to become angry and want to inflict violence on another person. You're not suppose let a woman find out how badly you want to fuck her unless you want something bad to happen.

[phae]

i just found out from my cousin that this kid from across the street just got beat up because he got caught having sex with some dudes little brother. he got fucked up good.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

fucking brooklyn.. i can't wait to move back home!

[JackTenrac!]

dood, what gave you that idea?

yeah, it's crap. Fact of life. Some like it, others bite it. 70%-80% of the women you talk to will or may not be interested because of reasons besides the fact that is a personal thing.

Maybe she had her eyes on him? ...or you didn't do .......the move!


(points at a woman, then does the come here move when she's not looking)
(woman senses something, gets up and walks over to Bear)


See what I mean?

[Dan?]

dood, what gave you that idea?

yeah, it's crap. Fact of life. Some like it, others bite it. 70%-80% of the women you talk to will or may not be interested because of reasons besides the fact that is a personal thing.

Maybe she had her eyes on him? ...or you didn't do .......the move!


(points at a woman, then does the come here move when she's not looking)
(woman senses something, gets up and walks over to Bear)


See what I mean?

Harness the power...VaginoRiders!

[Carpet Lint]

Harness the power...VaginoRiders!
OH SHIT, that show was the fucking bombest cartoon ever, but it had such little exposure that none of my friends know what the fuck I'm talking about.

The only other guy that remembers Dino Riders was my brother, which is good, because it means I'm not insane and I didn't make it all up in my head. Which I am prone to do sometimes.

Dinosaurs with missiles and lasers on them. Pure fucking genius. HOW CAN YOU LOSE WITH THAT COMBINATION!?! The only thing this show lacked was ninjas.

My brother had the Stegosaurus, which was okay. It had like three big missles and crappy side pods for the hu-mans and maybe a laser or two.

But I had the Torosaurus - the fucking pimpest of all the dinosaurs. It had like this shell with a billion fucking lasers on it, and you could like fan it open to reveal TWO PIMP CANNONS THAT GLOWED RED OR SOMETHING I DON'T QUITE REMEMBER. And I distinctly remember that it even had two wicked blades on the side of the dinosaur, to cut shit up.

Three natural dinosaur horns up front + SIX BILLION FUCKING LASERS (ONE LASER FOR EACH HU-MAN ON EARTH) + side blades = TOP TIER DINOSAUR

DIIIIIINOOO RIIIIIIIDEEERS!!!

EDIT: Look at that shit, LOOK AT IT
http://www.virtualtoychest.com/dinoriders/dinoriderstorosaurusboxfc.jpg
http://www.virtualtoychest.com/dinoriders/dinoriderstorosaurusflapc.jpg

"Nothing stops Torosaurus!
REAL WALKING ACTION!"

That is awesome.

It even had a grappling hook and two puny hu-mans riding in the back! I didn't even remember those.

This was most probably the craziest ass toy I ever had as a kid. God, I wish I still had it. I don't remember what happened to it. I think I left it in my cousin's basement...and then he got it finished...and I have no idea where all the toys went.

[JackTenrac!]

You mean, the show that came on after RoboCop?

[ethnic_scrap]

Why do I like Gilmore Girls?



Two words. Lauren Graham. well for me at least.


*snip


Hell yeah Dino-Riders were the shit. My childhood toys only consisted of Ninja Turtles or Dino Riders. Christmas presents were measured in value by the size of the Dino-Rider. The cheap anklyosaurus meant absolute shit, or the other dinosaurs where the character can't even mount the dinosaur. While the small mid-range dinosaurs with the one piece armor and where the guy can actually sit on him was mid-tier. Everything above that, the big stegosaurus, the ultimate being the T-Rex for the bad guys, and the brontosaurus (i think) for the good guys. Not that we ever got those ones though. The most top-tier one we got was the battery-powered triceratpos, now that was the shit.

And we always wanted the bad guys (whatever their name was) cause they put the mind-control helmets on the dinosaurs, forcing them to fight for them, while the good guys apparently "coaxed" the dinosaurs into fighting for them. But they looked like shit without the helmets.

[Lantis]

I still remember....

DENVER THE LAST DINOSAUR! :looney:

[*InVeRs3*]

College sucks.

[Hunter D]

<--- The new fad people! get your stencil style av here: http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109824

[*InVeRs3*]

The gsw are forever cursed. Im convinced they'll never make the playoffs.

[KrassHole]

College sucks.


agreed

[VG Emblem]

Tommorow is going to be hell. I have to write a seven paragraph "PRACTICE" observation wrie-up. I have my usual crap that's due on every friday, and I have a reading review. Good thing about High School is none of this retarded "read lots and lots of books by yourself and write about them" crap anymore. Can't fucking wait.

[VG Emblem]

Anyone have a good picture of Bill Cosby with pudding pops that fits between 120 x 120 pixels?

[Tantin]

Take off your shell and put down those nunchuks.

But leave the belt, and mask.

There is nothing more frightening than a large man who teaches english to Japanese school children swimming at you, wearing nothing but an orange mask, and a belt with initials that don't belong to him.


...


Fucking /scary/ goddamnit.

[QuEsTsHun]

wHaT iF C-A-T spelled Dog???!?!?!?!

[VG Emblem]

Yay, a new troll. I was getting tired of making fun of TigerBoi.

[Irennicus]

wHaT iF C-A-T spelled Dog???!?!?!?!

It doesn't. So stop fucking worrying about it.

Why do trolls live under bridges? I only seem to notice them on message boards.

[VG Emblem]

Anyone wanna place a bet on how long it will take someone like questshun to be banned?

[Taito]

My home comp's harddrive crashed and I didn't back up my shit :|

[JackTenrac!]

I still remember....

DENVER THE LAST DINOSAUR! :looney:

You saw another world you've never saw before because of him?

...that went well.

[Dan?]

And we always wanted the bad guys (whatever their name was) cause they put the mind-control helmets on the dinosaurs, forcing them to fight for them, while the good guys apparently "coaxed" the dinosaurs into fighting for them. But they looked like shit without the helmets.

Brain boxing!

That's how we do. Seriously though, Brain-boxed T-Rex and the good-guy Brontosaurus (which isn't even a real dinosaur) with the two big side-carriages that would open up to reveal missile pods and soldiers holding laser bazookas.

God I loved that show.

[Carpet Lint]

The Diplodocus was the pimp daddy dinosaur for the good guys, right? That was ridiculous.

And Dan? gets +2 SCIENCE OLYMPIAN points for knowing that the existence of the Brontosaurus is just a conspiracy to keep us in the dark, cleverly oragnized by The Man.

Apatosaurus, nigga. With Camarasaurus head assist.

The last exposure I've had to dinosaurs was like Jurassic Park II, which sucked. Everything I know about dinosaurs now, I learned in Grade 3. It's still up in there, along with almost 11 entire seasons of The Simpsons and 9 of Seinfeld memorized line by line, and move lists and power-up locations for 562 different video games...but absolutely nothing from last week's physical chemistry midterm.

Odd how that works.

[JackTenrac!]

Shun Goku Satsu = Element.

...that went well

[Dan?]

Apatosaurus, nigga. With Camarasaurus head assist..

This is also to the detriment of Dinobot Sludge, who has an alt mode of creature that did not exist on this physical plane. Poor fellah.

[Demon Dash]

Anyone remember the Samurai Pizza Cats?

[*InVeRs3*]

Here's a fun fact I just found out.

1 in 4 women have herpes.

humans are screwed. why do people ignore this issue!?

[VG Emblem]

Really?

[*InVeRs3*]

Really?

Yes, in the USA anyways.

Since condoms can't really protect against this, there's almost no way to stop this epidemic. Yeah, AIDS and bird flu are dangerous, but this is an important issue I didn't know about.

Most people don't even know they have herpes, so the stat could be higher.

[Rico!]

Alright ya'll i have a request. You know how in a sitcom they always have that prerecorded laughter and stuff? Anyone know where i can get a complete set of these? I want laughs, whistles(when something sexy happens), awww's, ooooooh's, and maybe even boo's.

[Million]

I'd still like to see dinosaurs fucking. If I had a time machine...I would definitely take a trip back to that time to witness some live dino sex. This is assuming my time machine works as I theorize one would though---basically a protective "bubble" existing outside of time....this bubble would of course protect me from the harsh climate back then.

*I took some nice pictures at work today...I may post them later, but only after some editing.(*because with my luck...she'll just happen to find out her ass has been posted online somehow, which results in a slipperly slope of bad events for me. This is life, imo...I predict "ok what's the sucky possibility?", and then it happens. It's every damn time.) That girl's ass is NICE. One of them is already my phone's screen "wallpaper". I got hard just from speaking to her today. I love being a devious, perverse, creepy bastard...I truly do...it's like I thrive off it...it's fun.

*I also looked up another broad from high school in the system today...it's amazing the kind of info I can dig up...

*had some Checkers' yesterday for lunch. I completely forgot that Checkers' fries are The Supremacy. No other fast food fries can compete with that. Arby's curly fries are close though.

*this one guy at work has what must be the most annoying voice I've ever heard...and he happens to be right in the next damn cubicle, unfortunately for me. He also happens to look just like The Penguin from Batman comics....not the dark, Tim Burton version..and not the current cartoon version.....I'm talking classic comic-book Penguin.

"Who's High Pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson.."

edit---seriously, folks...just imagine how great it would be to see a Brontosaurus Boning™ another Brontosaurus? How did Stegosaurs even fuck? They had those sharp plates on the back...did they hit it from the side? Imagine interspecies fucking too...like a Tyrannosaurus raping a stegosaurus...or...I dunno...a Pterodactyl trying to rape an Anklyosaurus...I may have butchered some of the names there...but there it is. Imagine how loud they must've been when bustin a nut! I've heard animals fucking before...things can get pretty loud.

[Jappo]

Alright ya'll i have a request. You know how in a sitcom they always have that prerecorded laughter and stuff? Anyone know where i can get a complete set of these? I want laughs, whistles(when something sexy happens), awww's, ooooooh's, and maybe even boo's.

Hmm that would be kinda cool to have. Maybe you'll get a better chance of helping you out if you make a thread.


Million: Hook it up! :wink:

[Murt!]

Shazam. I'm FINALLY getting another copy of MvC2! (My 3rd copy this lifetime btw) eBay ftw. (http://cgi.ebay.com/Marvel-vs-Capcom-2-Dreamcast-game-COMPLETE-RARE_W0QQitemZ8264441874QQcategoryZ62053QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem)

[VG Emblem]

Yes, in the USA anyways.

Since condoms can't really protect against this, there's almost no way to stop this epidemic. Yeah, AIDS and bird flu are dangerous, but this is an important issue I didn't know about.

Most people don't even know they have herpes, so the stat could be higher.
I blame this on the slutty women...

[TS]

Samurai Pizza Cats was of course the shit.

You know what I hate? People who say ridiculous stuff, and then pretend they never said it. OMG teh Worldis gonna END in the YEAR 2000 It'S IN THE bIBLE!! First of all, not it isn't, cockshit. Second of all..yeah, 2006 now...I think you owe everybody an apology. Seriously, you can't make insane proclomations, and then put your hands in your pockets and walk away whistling, shit doesn't work.

OMG, We're all gonna be drafted by 2004, I BET YOU A MILLION DOLLARS.

Yeah...okay.

OMG OMG OMG, SARS!!11

OMG OMG OMG, MAd cow!!

Bird Flu!

Toxic Mold!!!

y2K bug!!

Acid rain!!!!!

Seriously, everybody....shut the fuck up. Please. PLEASE. There's always a bunch of shit that gets out of hand, like when Katrina first hit, people were reporting that there would be at LEAST 20,000 dead....more like 8 people. I'd like motherfuckers to seriously, actually come on TV and apoligize for that kind of shit.

OMG, if Bush gets re-elected, I'M MOVING TO CANADA!!!

Fuck you TWICE.

[VG Emblem]

Bush can't get re-elected, he's in his second term already...

[Dan?]

Bush can't get re-elected, he's in his second term already...

He was using phrases people were saying in the recent past, i.e., not now.

I did not realize X3 was so close to coming out. I haven't seen a movie in months, so it'll be cool to get excited about cinema once more.

I just re-read Superman: Red Son. Such a fantastic book. Batmankoff is my hero, and Superman with the black and red colors and the Hammer and Sickle (Sicle? Sikul? Sickuuuuhhhhhl? I dunno) symbol is just too beastly. Now I'm excited about Superman Returns.

I was considering working all through Spring Break, but now I'm thinking about being a fat lazy slob and asking for the week off. God that would be great.

[Lantis]

Speaking of X3...Juggernaut is looking really meh to me. He doesn't like the massive behemoth he is supposed to be. :bluu:

[FistsofFury]

I just re-read Superman: Red Son. Such a fantastic book. Batmankoff is my hero, and Superman with the black and red colors and the Hammer and Sickle (Sicle? Sikul? Sickuuuuhhhhhl? I dunno) symbol is just too beastly. Now I'm excited about Superman Returns.



Yeah I really enjoyed it. I need to buy that shit. That and Emerald Twilight.

I wanna be in the 'We Hate Dan?' club.

[*InVeRs3*]

Sorry to burst your bubble Million. I think Dinosaurs laid eggs.

[abacabb]

man i fell down some stairs today. that shit sucked. i scrapped up my arm too. fuckin chucks they have no grip

[*InVeRs3*]

man i fell down some stairs today. that shit sucked. i scrapped up my arm too. fuckin chucks they have no grip

Did you talk trash to someone in SRK?

If so, this is proof for the existsance of karma.

[abacabb]

no the steps were wet, it rained/snowed/hailed in newyork and i slipped. fuck all that karma bullshit.

[VG Emblem]

Ok, help me out my fellow SRKers. Basically I'm writing an essay and there's a "What did you learn" section. I learned absolutely nothing, but I made up a random BS paragraph instead. This is it:
Poop my scoop-a-doop whatchamacallit whereabouts are unknown to me and the rest of the butt gang. Nevertheless I will continue to provide the fair people of Canada with unicorns until they have paid their national lemon debt. But until then, I bid you farewell and I sincerely hope that one day our mops shall detect each other and we are once again reunited underneath the rainbow bridge of the stars. That is what I learned.
Hmm, now should I actually turn it in like this and laugh about it for awhile knowing that I'm gonna get called out for it or should I try to make up an actually related BS paragraph?

[kcxj]

(sorry for the no pics in my post right now.)

Tila Nguyen is on the cover of Stuff magazine this month. The photographers and touch up/airbrush guys did suprisingly great job. The photos got me thinking about her sexually and that's awesome.

I looked at her naked pictures in Playboy before, but they did nothing for me. You can tell she's only about four feet tall from the angles at which the photos were shot, and plus her hairstyle and head made her look like an alien with big bug eyes also. The Stuff pictorial this month delivers though. :tup:

I'm a little offended that she just got stereotyped as Asian/Pacific Islander and the photo shoot is shot in "Far East" theme, complete with Chinese calligraphy, silk kimonos, and Japanese samurai swords, and Tila is Vietnamese. Where were Tila's gong and fortune cookies to go along with the rest of her outfit?

But yeah, she looks pretty this month and for once there's actually a Stuff magazine cover without Brooke Burke, or a random blond white girl that I can't even tell apart from the one a month before anymore. Go check it out whoever here doesn't have a subscription already.

[Septimus Prime]

So, anyway, aside from his occassional "What happened to my rep!? I lost 1225 points! OMG," VG Emblem isn't at all annoying to me anymore. There are still some others, though, that are way annoying.

[abacabb]

would like to elaborate senor prime?

[Septimus Prime]

Not particularly, no. I just don't really find VGE annoying anymore.

[VG Emblem]

Ok, help me out my fellow SRKers. Basically I'm writing an essay and there's a "What did you learn" section. I learned absolutely nothing, but I made up a random BS paragraph instead. This is it:
Poop my scoop-a-doop whatchamacallit whereabouts are unknown to me and the rest of the butt gang. Nevertheless I will continue to provide the fair people of Canada with unicorns until they have paid their national lemon debt. But until then, I bid you farewell and I sincerely hope that one day our mops shall detect each other and we are once again reunited underneath the rainbow bridge of the stars. That is what I learned.
Hmm, now should I actually turn it in like this and laugh about it for awhile knowing that I'm gonna get called out for it or should I try to make up an actually related BS paragraph?
Guys, I'm serious about this. HELP ME OUT. School starts in 6 hours and I'm already on the verge of failing slaver--Umm, I mean English class.

Yay, thanks Sep. The number of PSP threads and idiotry has gone down severely, maybe that is why. Looks like my job is done here. *tips hat*

[kcxj]

Oh, what the hell? I just clicked on the VG profile after the Septimus post.

It says the guy is 13 years old.

Damn, I really do need to stop wasting time on this forum then. Talking about single, 20-something year old guy thoughts (I use profanity occasionally, and pretty much everything I say and think has to do with sex in some way or another) to an age group that watches Yugioh --> :tup:

edit: Does anybody here know a forum that doesn't have kids and/or the excessively nerdy/dork group of people either. I'm about to check out Az's forum to see what that is like. The only reason I'm on SRK in the first place is because I play CvS2, but I've pretty much given up on the CvS2 forum part of this website anyway. I don't need the match making section anymore either because nobody from my local areas uses it for anything practical. Laughing at some of the dumb stuff people write here in GD, and when I need to idulge myself and vent on my own, is the only reason I'm on this website anymore anyway I think.

Yeah, I'm not comfortable talking in front of kids though. Reminds me of my own kid brother, and I definitely would not be saying some of the stuff I say here in front of him.

[phae]

Here's a fun fact I just found out.

1 in 4 women have herpes.

humans are screwed. why do people ignore this issue!?

Did you know a lot of people also get HPV? But there are quite a few strains, and only like, 3 give genital warts? And others are being proven as we speak to being the precursor of women getting cervix cancer?

[VG Emblem]

Oh, what the hell? I just clicked on the VG profile after the Septimus post.

It says the guy is 13 years old.

Damn, I really do need to stop wasting time on this forum then. Talking about single, 20-something year old guy thoughts (I use profanity occasionally, and pretty much everything I say and think has to do with sex in some way or another) to an age group that watches Yugioh --> :tup:
Fuck Yu-Gi-Oh.
Edit: Fuck other 13 year olds too. Goddammed preppy ass ignorant motherfuckas who don't know shit about anything.

[Septimus Prime]

Shit, I watch Yu-Gi-Oh (when I feel like waking up early on weekends)... :shake:

[FistsofFury]

Fuck Yu-Gi-Oh.
Edit: Fuck other 13 year olds too. Goddammed preppy ass ignorant motherfuckas who don't know shit about anything.



Yeah. VG Emblem is a youngin. But I don't treat him like a kid, I'm sure he gets enough of that. In my mind everyone on SRK is a 20 something year old whasiack (yes I just made that word up) guy until proven otherwise.

[fishjie]

Fuck Yu-Gi-Oh.
Edit: Fuck other 13 year olds too. Goddammed preppy ass ignorant motherfuckas who don't know shit about anything.

says the guy who thinks reading is a stupid waste of time

[VG Emblem]

Yeah. VG Emblem is a youngin. But I don't treat him like a kid, I'm sure he gets enough of that. In my mind everyone on SRK is a 20 something year old whasiack (yes I just made that word up) guy until proven otherwise.

Whasiack, just wow...
:rofl:

Edit:
says the guy who thinks reading is a stupid waste of time
I don't think reading is a waste of time, just not something I'm into if it's just purely for entertainment. Places forcing you to read or else you fail is the stupid shit.

[*InVeRs3*]

Ok, help me out my fellow SRKers. Basically I'm writing an essay and there's a "What did you learn" section. I learned absolutely nothing, but I made up a random BS paragraph instead. This is it:
Poop my scoop-a-doop whatchamacallit whereabouts are unknown to me and the rest of the butt gang. Nevertheless I will continue to provide the fair people of Canada with unicorns until they have paid their national lemon debt. But until then, I bid you farewell and I sincerely hope that one day our mops shall detect each other and we are once again reunited underneath the rainbow bridge of the stars. That is what I learned.
Hmm, now should I actually turn it in like this and laugh about it for awhile knowing that I'm gonna get called out for it or should I try to make up an actually related BS paragraph?

I once wrote dick jokes on my college paper. I got an A or B. My professor was a cool guy though.

[VG Emblem]

I have a bitchy midle-aged Spanish lady that has built up a huge hate for me as my teacher. I'm guessing that's not good then?

[FistsofFury]

Man I love Wikipedia. I love how I can just randomly look up something, and somehow be looking at something else more interesting. Through wiki I found:

*in deep booming voice*

The Oracle of Bacon (http://oracleofbacon.org/): A site from UVA's Computer Science division that if you enter an actor/actress it will give you their bacon number lickety split.

I wonder how Kevin Bacon feels about this thing centered around him.

[Demon Dash]

Wtf's a bacon number?

[*InVeRs3*]

Wikipedia writers are crazy mofos though. I typed in something random, so random and so useless to see if it'll be on Wikipedia. I typed "door knob" and wow, they had info and thet history of door knobs. Who has the time to write about door knobs?

[FistsofFury]

Wtf's a bacon number?


In America there's this dumb game called The Six Degress of Kevin Bacon. And the premise is any actor/actress/mover and shaker in Hollywood can be linked to Kevin Bacon in six steps or less.

More thinking out loud:

=So I'm designing...really just updating my family's coat of arms. There are so many rules to heraldry...oh man. But somehow I'm interested and excited. I'm probably going to break a rule and put a little outline of Africa on my crest (because I am after all...a descendant of slaves), to really give "props" (that is such the wrong word) to that.

I am such a dork.

[BornAgainCommunist]

An unsung unbeleeeeeevably great movie
that makes french people look cool.... at least one french guy that it.

" MAN BITES DOG"

[Million]

Well, compared to other entertainment mediums, reading is boring, imo. I'm more of a visual person(art major) anyway. Heh, I was one of those kids in elementary school that at a certain point...wondered... the fuck? Why are there no more pictures in the books? There are certain exceptions; Shakespeare was good stuff, imo...and mythology was always fascinating to me, as it was basically a very old version of comic books. Everything else I had to read in school bored me to tears. I'm so sorry I happen to be born in the Atari/NES generation, where we have great things like tv, video games, radio, and now the internet. Then there's the visual arts...but perhaps that's my personal bias at play there. Most people just refuse to admit to something like this, because everyone in this world has a significant fear of coming off as "stupid". Yeah, reading most school-assigned things bores me to death....too bad the society's assumptions on that statement would be false, as I was in programs for gifted kids, could've skipped 2 grades, won several academic awards, went into college on an academic scholarship, was always in the honors programs, was consistently considered one of (or the)the best writers in my classes, etc.

Xmen 3 = yeah, Juggy looks pitiful....he actually looks like a cracked-out version of Juggernaut. I have absolutely no interest in seeing that mess. It just looks bad....not even "so bad it's good", like YuGiOh...just purely terrible.

*y'know...that song by Gladys..."Leavin'...on that midnight train to Georgia.."--I don't think that has aged very well. I was listening it the other day on an "Ol' School!" block on a local radio station...and I couldn't help but think 'I'm really tired of this song..". It's like it has just become tiresome now.

*"My Humps" is one of the worst recent songs I've heard. It's actually offensive to me...it is like poison being poured into my ears....when that commercial comes on with the woman in the dressing room (she dances while that song is on)...I immediately change the channel.

*I guess that one "Juggy" from the Man Show actually made it, pretty much....I speak of the DELICIOUS, short-haired black one...she's been on 2 Loreal commercials so far....not even as random background hotness....in the newest one, she's the only woman on screen; the focus. She must've been paid nicely for that. Hopefully she'll blow up a little more, and become a household name at some point....she's definitely a Supreme Elite, imo. She was my favorite Juggy on the show....sadly, I don't remember seeing her on the Girls on Trampoline segments that much....man, that segment owned me SO HORD....upskirts galore... I even bought the "Girls on Trampolines" dvd they put out. Serious jerkin material there for upskirt fans. Eh, not the best though...certain other things do surpass it. Speaking of upskirt sources...I really miss t-angle. I don't what happened, but the site just doesn't update their own content anymore...they've become nothing more than a damn link-site. What the fuck is their problem? If only I knew japanese, I would actually write them an angry email. It is NOT cool when one of the best upskirt sites in the history of the internet suddenly becomes nothing more than a set of links to other sites.

[AdverseSolutions]

million, i dare you to read 'perdido station' by china mieville man. i GUARANTEE you won't put that one down.

[JackTenrac!]

- When we all look back at highschool, we laugh. Well, I do. 2000 word book reports are present and people making fun or wisecracks at Canadia are probably dead. You meet stronger or weaker people in post-secondary institutions. It's litterally a mixture of the two, harmoniously working together to produce a journey we can only live once...or not. My ex-coordinator can beasts about 8 of my old highschool teachers in one serving, while talking in his accent, which is Ben Stein-ish.

- Even VG Emblem gets more respect than "Tae Bo" Born Again Communist here, and he's hardly hitting puberty. It's always a nice thing to see children beasting adults, except Bao in KoF. Tis as if he WANTS to be an MJ victim. Or just a reason why Choi will enter many times than not.

- Where's ma cornbread, Roxie?

[kcxj]

A "whatsit?"

You can start conversations with people you're interested in talking to by looking at them to find some kind of physical prop they have, then going up to them and asking "what's that?".

I wasn't sexually interested in the woman at all the other day, but I saw her sitting by herself, so I said, what the hell... this is a good chance to practice my conversation skills with strangers.

I noticed she had Chinese roast duck on her food plate. Huh? We never have that at our cafeteria. So I used that as the "whatsit", walked right up like I've known her for years already, and started a conversation with her. She said she thinks it chicken, I told her she obviously doesn't eat Chinese much.

I'm in.

She had her purse on the table too. After the small talk about the duck died out, I use the standard "make fun of how big it is and ask her if she has a gun in there". She replied with a laugh, and then some "blah, blah, blah, blah... I'm a lady and ladies need a purse to put things in... blah, blah, blah...". Then out of nowhere she starts asking questions about me. Very cool! :tup: From complete strangers to, "So where are you from?", "How you do like your job?", "How come I've never seen you before?", and other random personal questions within 5 minutes.

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The fat girl with the pretty face has lost some weight recently. Either that or she's wearing some kind of bustier that sucks her gut in or something. Whatever the case is, I recently noticed she has huge breasts compared to the other Asian girls I lust after and that's awesome.

Damn it, I messed up an interaction with her last night though. She was sitting by herself, so I walked right up to her and pretended that I had some question about work that I needed help with, then sat right next to her. It went well. I handed her my pen, but I purposely hold it so she has to reach over and lean into me. So she leans into me, scribbles some stuff on my napkin, and that's great. ehh... I'm not proud of how I handled the follow up conversation though.

I pulled some extremely lame wuss behavior that bugged me for the rest of the night. I had already given her a compliment last week right? She asked if I was born in the US. I told her, "No, but I immigrated here at a very young age though." Then she tells me she came to the US when she was 12.

Now here's where I mess up and I wish I could go back to last night and fix it. Instead of busting her and saying, "So you've been in the country how long...", *pause and look her up and down for effect*, "20 years?" (Implying that she's 32 years old already), I told her, "I see... your English is better than I thought then." :wasted: :wasted:

WTF... I want to smack myself right now at how bad I screwed up. She didn't reply to me, I didn't get a laugh out of her, and she looked away.

She may be fat, but she's young and pretty, she knows it, I've seen other guys flirt with her before, I shot myself in the foot last night by giving her more than one compliment since the last time I interacted with her, and she started sending off the "yeah, whatever... another typical guy kissing my ass" vibes.

I acted in that "nice guy"/loser fashion by overly complimenting her out of nervousness because I'm sexually attracted. The thing that sucks is that just an hour earlier, I was completely comfortable chatting with the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah lady though.

I so badly need to stop putting attactive women up on a pedestal and talk to them differently than I talk to any other women. It's because I noticed fat girl isn't as fat as I originally thought she was (at least from behind my rose colored glasses), she's actually just little chubby, but in all the right places, she got the attraction chemicals in my body pumping, and I got nervous and started acting like a over complimentary dork again because of that.

Whatever the case is, I can tell she's definitely a high status person though. I'm going to have to do something to seperate myself from the 50 other losers that approach her every week if I want to build the good rapport so I can ask for her phone number already.

[VG Emblem]

Hmm, anyone else think this gif is funny?
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/VGEmblem/ninlove.gif

[Mechanica]

What is this supposed to mean?

(20:09:19) her: hey
(20:09:27) her: i needed to talk to you about that proposition
(20:26:35) orange sharpies: oh
(20:26:36) orange sharpies: i'm back
(20:26:47) her: finally
(20:27:00) orange sharpies: yup.
(20:27:19) her: but now i dont wanna talk to you, lol
(20:27:24) her: so i will talk to you later
(20:27:29) orange sharpies: lol, uh, alright
(20:27:34) her: well
(20:27:37) her: yea
(20:27:40) orange sharpies: haha, k
(20:27:43) orange sharpies: ttyl then I guess
(20:27:45) her: asfhs
(20:27:56) orange sharpies: ?
(20:28:04) her: ?
(20:28:07) her: bye
(20:28:19) orange sharpies: oh, asfhs was just like as;dlkjasdf
(20:28:21) orange sharpies: k

Apparently it was something relatively important, since she couldn't tell me in a public message, and then she just decides she doesn't want to talk to me? "lol"? She didn't even sign off or anything, so she's obviously not busy... I guess she just... didn't want to talk to me anymore. :confused:

[Mert]

I was just listening to Carlos Mencia...standup not his shitty ass show. And the end of it really really makes you ponder life. I'm talking about the Comedy Central Presents though, not his other one (HBO or whatever). "The thing that makes life beautiful is that is can be taken away at any moment" or something along those lines. This is one of the first time a comedian really made me think after a show. Anybody else watch his standup and have any comments on it?


What is this supposed to mean?

(20:09:19) her: hey
(20:09:27) her: i needed to talk to you about that proposition
(20:26:35) orange sharpies: oh
(20:26:36) orange sharpies: i'm back
(20:26:47) her: finally
(20:27:00) orange sharpies: yup.
(20:27:19) her: but now i dont wanna talk to you, lol
(20:27:24) her: so i will talk to you later
(20:27:29) orange sharpies: lol, uh, alright
(20:27:34) her: well
(20:27:37) her: yea
(20:27:40) orange sharpies: haha, k
(20:27:43) orange sharpies: ttyl then I guess
(20:27:45) her: asfhs
(20:27:56) orange sharpies: ?
(20:28:04) her: ?
(20:28:07) her: bye
(20:28:19) orange sharpies: oh, asfhs was just like as;dlkjasdf
(20:28:21) orange sharpies: k

Apparently it was something relatively important, since she couldn't tell me in a public message, and then she just decides she doesn't want to talk to me? "lol"? She didn't even sign off or anything, so she's obviously not busy... I guess she just... didn't want to talk to me anymore. :confused:


Girls are fucking weird man...that's it. Do you have a friend who is a girl that you can trust and ask about this? I know when I have girl problems I go to one of good friends who is a girl, because who would know better than one of them? I had a similar situation with a girl before. Maybe she's just nervous or intimidated? What was the proposition btw?

[Carpet Lint]

Hello,

I need a Japanese translation done. ...I think it's Japanese, at least.

First panel - http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/4706/panel11gd.jpg
Second panel - http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/5769/panel26om.jpg

And here are the full pages for context. Wolvie's training some new no name students.

Page 1 - http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4941/page15us.jpg
Page 2 - http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9995/page28yq.jpg

I have a vague idea of what it means, but I didn't completely understand the second panel.

Thank you for your time.

[abacabb]

oh shit God Of War is only 20 bucks now. this will be copped tomorrow

[TS]

^^Yeah...it's Japanese.

[abacabb]

wat do you mean TS?

[TS]

I mean Carpet's post. The text is too blurry for me to read (even ignoring my weak-ass Japanese non-skills), but it's definitely Japanese. First line in the first pic (is that a chubby M? NICE.) say something about a killer...?

Edit: ah, new students, right. She seems to call Logan a gorilla, but I can't make out the rest. Logan, who of course knows Japanese, says something about her saying stupid things, I think, but like I said...I'm weak... Someone who doesn't suck will eventually see the thread.

[abacabb]

oh my bad

[AdverseSolutions]

"Having a murderous gorilla as our teacher is the most embarassing shit."

"Always running your mouth. Wouldn't your ancestors be embarassed?"

no thanks, just send porn

[kcxj]

no thanks, just send porn
I'm actually still looking for someone who will translate the dialog from a unsubtitled porn I have. I asked a few days ago, but I just got ":rofl:'d" at. There's not too much dialog. Can I send you a pm with the torrent file?

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I did something totally out of character at work today. I never would of imagined myself working up the courage to do something like a this a year ago and I'm happy about it.

The 19-year old girl at work I talked about here before, I used the "Bear" style smooth move on her.

First I made eye contact, next I pointed at her, motioned for her to "follow me", and led her into the corner away from all the other people. I took the pen out of my pocket, paused for a moment, and then whispered into her ear, "Write down your phone number". (My heart's beating fast and my knees are involuntarily shaking at this point.) She blushed, put her hand over her mouth as she laughed, and wrote it down!

"Is this a phone number you really answer?"

*she laughs and blushes some more*

"Write down your real number. It will be alright."

*she writes down the area code too*

I'm in! :bgrin:

I'm glad I didn't let the opportunity to be smooth slip by today like I usually let them, because my "nice guy" mind kept screaming "abort" to me. As stupid as it sounds, Listerine breath strips + $50 cologne assist gave me the confidence I needed pull a move like this I never dreamed I would be able to pull off before though.

I think me forgeting and not asking for her phone number the first time I talked to her 2 weeks ago actually helped me more than it hurt. Send mixed signals as to whether or not you really want them, and give them the "gift" of missing you right? Being spontaneous and the fact that there were other people around (so she's afraid that somebody might see or overhear us), gave the whole interaction some excitement and worked to my favor too.

Hmm... what now though? Should I three day rule it? I can tell the reason she's been attracted to me is because I purposely never pay any attention to her, and she's probably seen me trying to sweet talk the other girls that I work with also.

I don't want to seem too anxious, even though I honestly kind of am (ie. I couldn't stop fantasizing about sex with the fat girl last night, and didn't get to sleep until after an hour of insomnia, that's how "anxious" I am). The confidence I show isn't at the point where it's completely natural, automatic, and a non-facade either.

I think I'll call on Wednesday to say hi. The 19 year old isn't as sexually intimidating as some of the other girls I've been chasing after recently at least.

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The woman I'm in love with had bad breath on Friday. She smokes, which I still seem to completely overlook even though I think smoking is a disgusting and socially unacceptable habit. I wonder if she knows what a creep I am (ie. I was getting a boner) while we were talking, because she was standing inside my personal space (less than a foot away... close enough for me to smell her breath). Am I crazy that I actually kind of liked the smell? It's a tingling feeling in my chest and a huge endorphin rush getting to feel the warmth of her breath on my lips.

It's amazing some of the bullshit a single guy like me will put up with whenever I see a pretty face or a woman with a certain physical quality I'm attracted to.

The love girl has a tattoo on her upper right shoulder that she hides for work, but it just keeps screaming "sex" to me because I know it's there. The two times I went out with her also (I interacted poorly in case anybody is wondering) I got to see her fashion sense and style, which was a huge turn on also. Again, the rose colored glasses though... I completely ignored the mild halitosis.

I gave her a Listerine strip only after the interaction was over.

[Million]

the redheaded white girl on this episode of "Made" is QUITE pokeable...yessss...
She's on the "I Wanna Be a Rockstar" episode. Cute face, good rack...ah, the name is Alexa.

what the hell...here's a pic from work.. http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/5023/jenninice27vv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
and bending over:
http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/4663/jennbent5xw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

*y'know....Harry Potter---it's one of those things I'd probably be really interested in if I were 11 years old...but not now. This is strange to me, as I'm obviously still a little kid with regard to my sense of humor...and other things....I still watch Power Rangers, etc...but for some reason...the Harry Potter stuff....it just seems like something I would've ONLY been into when I was actually a kid.

[Azrael]

...Why the fuck do you care about the dialogue in porn?

Especially Japanese porn. You're probably better off not knowing.

[AdverseSolutions]

how good is the porn? ::ducks az's fist::

[kcxj]

...Why the fuck do you care about the dialogue in porn?

Especially Japanese porn. You're probably better off not knowing.
:rofl:

... Because I like it?

These women --> better looking than all the women I interact with in my real life too, so why wouldn't I ever wonder what they're saying?
how good is the porn? ::ducks az's fist::
It's uncensored and shot from first person point of view.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/jav.jpg

It's probably somewhere right in front of my face, but I don't know what her name is.

[Carpet Lint]

"Having a murderous gorilla as our teacher is the most embarassing shit."

"Always running your mouth. Wouldn't your ancestors be embarassed?"

no thanks, just send porn
Ask, and ye shall receive.

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/494/pr0n0bn.jpg

[monbaby]

I just saw Dave Chappelle's Block Party 2 times already...

It's got me wondering who do i want to marry...

Erykah Badu, Jill Scott, or Lauryn Hill....

They all so beautiful...

[Million]

Badu was slightly cute when she debuted some years ago...but sadly she is simply too thin, imo. Her mouth looks like it was specifically designed to give the best head ever though. Also, I remember she took off the headwrap thing one time before disappearing from the media for awhile....and it wasn't a pretty picture. Buzzcut is a big no-no in my book. She suddenly reminded me of one of those siamese cats from that movie...Lady and the Tramp.

speaking of that...I saw the commercials recently for the dvd release...hehehe...that was one fine bitch in that movie.

Jill Scott---cute big girl...I'd definitely hit.
-Lauryn Hill = now that's some prime time there. She was absolutely adorable to me in every possible way.

[monbaby]

Badu was slightly cute when she debuted some years ago...but sadly she is simply too thin, imo. Her mouth looks like it was specifically designed to give the best head ever though. Also, I remember she took off the headwrap thing one time before disappearing from the media for awhile....and it wasn't a pretty picture. Buzzcut is a big no-no in my book. She suddenly reminded me of one of those siamese cats from that movie...Lady and the Tramp.

speaking of that...I saw the commercials recently for the dvd release...hehehe...that was one fine bitch in that movie.

Jill Scott---cute big girl...I'd definitely hit.
-Lauryn Hill = now that's some prime time there. She was absolutely adorable to me in every possible way.




Man Badu's skin is so perfect though and you gotta love those eyes...

She's stunning if you actually seen her in person...

She the only chick with a gold grill that's attractive...

That's amazing in itself...

Her hair is sexy as well...

I might be in the extreme minority... But...

Black Chicks with afro, dreads, nappy hair > than black chicks with perms...

And You KNOW Jill Scott will treat her man good...

And she can prolly throw down in the kitchen as welll...

[FistsofFury]

Yeah I saw Block Party last night. I was kinda sad that Common's set wasn't shown. Or some more Blackstar stuff.

But yeah Jill Scott is so pretty. You just want to give her a big hug and never let go.

[AdverseSolutions]

Ask, and ye shall receive.

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/494/pr0n0bn.jpg

::takes a long drag on his cigarette::

[FistsofFury]

I think there needs to be an official Big Dick Club. Like a member list and a website. For people with above average sized dicks. Of course there would be regulations...such as a potential member has to be measured at full power by a council of other members. If the club got big enough, maybe there could be a search option for all the hunnies (or guys) that want to hook up with someone who is really packin.

And we gotta have business cards and t-shirts. I mean come...who would not want to be a card carrying member of the Big Dick Club?

[Hunter D]

Busta Rhymes could be locked up for a long time.

[Dan?]

Snip

Cut the crap FoF and just ask for my number.

[maxx]

I think there needs to be an official Big Dick Club. Like a member list and a website. For people with above average sized dicks. Of course there would be regulations...such as a potential member has to be measured at full power by a council of other members. If the club got big enough, maybe there could be a search option for all the hunnies (or guys) that want to hook up with someone who is really packin.

And we gotta have business cards and t-shirts. I mean come...who would not want to be a card carrying member of the Big Dick Club?



and wut are us mid-tier dicks supposed to do?

[Roxie]

Az, what is up with your forums?!?!

[TS]

:rofl:

... Because I like it?

These women --> better looking than all the women I interact with in my real life too, so why wouldn't I ever wonder what they're saying?

It's uncensored and shot from first person point of view.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/jav.jpg

It's probably somewhere right in front of my face, but I don't know what her name is.

Let me venture a guess on the translation:

"I'm going to rape you now!!'

"Oh no, please don't rape me, I'm your younger sister1!"

(...raping)

"You love this don't you!??!"

"Nooooo!!"

....

"HAHAHA, MY CUM IS POISON"

"it...it tastes like father's!"

etc.

[VG Emblem]

Up to this point, me not being up late at night on a Sunday would feel weird.

[Mechanica]

What was the proposition btw?
She still hasn't talked to me yet. :confused: However, I haven't been on AIM a whole lot.

So today (well technically yesterday) I got busted for smoking pot. and just now my mp3 player broke. It won't even fucking turn on. Not a good day. Not. at. all.

In fact, I kind of feel like dying rather than going to school tomorr--err, this morning. :bluu:

[FistsofFury]

So today (well technically yesterday) I got busted for smoking pot. and just now my mp3 player broke. It won't even fucking turn on. Not a good day. Not. at. all.



Damn homie. Tell us what happened.

Right now I should be asleep. But I aint. I'm rolling on a nice calm quiet high from my corncob pipe (AKA Ty Cobb) and reading articles on Wikipedia, urbandictionary, and Erowid. Life is good. It really isn't so bad.

My birthday is next week. I'll be 20. It is sort of intimidating.

[NG1313]

I want to see a DOAX type game from SNK.

An exact rip-off. And the models, gameplay and everything has to rival DOAX.

[AdverseSolutions]

"You love this don't you!??!"

"Yeessss!!"



fixed it for you. god i hate male sex in japan.

[kcxj]

I learned something new today.

"Gancing" --> guy on guy dancing. :rofl:

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Some dude at work did something funny to me the other night. I'm going to steal it use it one of the girls that I'm cool with because it really made a confident impression on me when he did it.

He held the door for me as he came through and I was going through. Just as I was about to hold the door myself, he let go to purposely let the door close, walked away, then looked back and said "Oh... I'm sorry..." in a cocky but funny way.

That's obviously rude if you do it to a lady who's a complete stranger. I can see how if you did it the right way, it would totally work and make an impression on a woman you know already though.

-------

Holy shit.

The direct deposit to my bank account says my take home pay from work was $778.16 last week. I've never made so much money from one week of work in my entire life before. I'm pretty sure I didn't work the full 40 hour work week either. It must of been a holiday week with the extra pay on my hourly rate or something. Either that, or it was because of all the snow storms, so many people called out from work, less people --> less hours works --> higher toke rate pay for the no social life/nothing-better-to-do people like me that did work.

I'm tempted to go buy the leather love seat I want for my living room now.

Stock or Stuff though, I can't decide. I'm reading about index funds vs managed mutual funds today, and I'm thinking about buying me some Vanguard 500 instead of the $5,000 of my savings I have in some managed mutual funds I purchased from my the financial advisor lady at my old bank last January. The statement says my account is worth $6,600 now, but I don't know what that means though. Whether they can cut me a check for $6,600 right now if I call them, or that's the number before I need to pay any loads or commisions.

If only money could buy everything a person wants out of life right? I'm not talking about love, but I want so bad for the social skills that will let me lead to that eventually if I so choose.

I can easily afford to live a gamer lifestyle at this point in my life if I so choose. Plane tickets to all over the US, Japan, or where ever. Yeah, fuck this shit if the only people I'm going to be spending time with are the poor personal hygiene people, and the fat guys who get waaay too excited that they're using a girl character or Pikachu in their fighting game.

Has this really how I've been spending all my free time these past 5 years? :rofl:

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I don't know if I want to go to college or not.

I went to the dermatologist's office last week to get a skin problem I have looked at. The dude looked at me and asked a few questions for 10 minutes total, scribbled on a piece of paper for the prescription, and I have to pay him $90 for that? Then the pharmacist working at the drug store I went to. She couldn't of been more than 25 years old, she's a pretty brunnette, and she's making whatever she makes on her paycheck. Possibly three times as much as I usually make, and the $700 paycheck that just got me so excited is probably low and depressing if she were to get that.

Do I really want to invest so much of my money towards tuition so I can qualify for a job like the doctor dude or the drug store girl though?

The rich people in the US are actually the CEOs and successful business owners that make a million dollars a year. A doctor's salary must cap out at around $240,000 at the most.

Going to school sounds so tempting just to meet the girls I never got to meet and improve my social skills though. I think school would be more of a guilty pleasure for me at this point in my life than an investment towards my financial future.

[Azrael]

Az, what is up with your forums?!?!
Ran into a bug while upgrading. It's all better now.

Let me venture a guess on the translation:
Yep, that sounds about right.

[Carpet Lint]

Is it wrong that every time I see a police officer, I fantasize about stealing the gun out of his holster? It's not just me, right?

"HAHAHA, MY CUM IS POISON"

"it...it tastes like father's!"YESSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSS

[monbaby]

Damn homie. Tell us what happened.

Right now I should be asleep. But I aint. I'm rolling on a nice calm quiet high from my corncob pipe (AKA Ty Cobb) and reading articles on Wikipedia, urbandictionary, and Erowid. Life is good. It really isn't so bad.

My birthday is next week. I'll be 20. It is sort of intimidating.




sigh...

You still can't roll up a blunt man?...

What happens when you loose your pipe?...

Listen you should start by buying a pack of optimos, keep movings, or garcia vegas....

They burn slower...

And practicing rolling up the tobacco...

Sorry man you gets no respect for not being able to roll up one...

[FistsofFury]

sigh...

You still can't roll up a blunt man?...

What happens when you loose your pipe?...

Listen you should start by buying a pack of optimos, keep movings, or garcia vegas....

They burn slower...

And practicing rolling up the tobacco...

Sorry man you gets no respect for not being able to roll up one...


Yeah I'm a n00b. But I looked up a nice faq about blunt rolling online and I'll start practicing.

Thank you wise master to the gates of Electric Ladyland.

[Hunter D]

I'm happy that I can finally get a copy of persona 2 at a reasonable price.

[Mogri]

wtf am I supposed to write... it seems like everyone in this thread has known each other for years.. where the hell do I just jump in? and they fucking edit their posts making them contradict this whole thread so much because they hella care about what everyone sees them as even when it's supposed to be freeeeeee

[Adam Warlock]

Yeah I'm a n00b. But I looked up a nice faq about blunt rolling online and I'll start practicing.

Thank you wise master to the gates of Electric Ladyland.


I couldn't roll until I got to college, now I can do that shit with my eyes closed. My sis can roll with one hand WHILE DRIVING.

Start with a swisher king or any L that has an outer leaf. Unwrap the leaf, keep it moist, and roll the blunt with the inner paper. It doesn't matter how sloppy you roll the blunt because you wrap it in the leaf when you're done and you use it to compensate for the looseness. Just don't wrap it too tight.

Bong for the win all day long though.

[Raiko]

I pretty mad I "missed out" on the Lazy Sunday craze. I just found out about the skit yesterday on the Bravo channel. I can't stop watching it.

[Carpet Lint]

I pretty mad I "missed out" on the Lazy Sunday craze. I just found out about the skit yesterday on the Bravo channel. I can't stop watching it.
Well here's your chance to be at the front of the bandwagon for the next one.

NATALIE PORTMAN: GANGSTA RAP (http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/)

Is there a thread about this in SRK GD yet?

[Dan?]

Well here's your chance to be at the front of the bandwagon for the next one.

NATALIE PORTMAN: GANGSTA RAP (http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/)

Is there a thread about this in SRK GD yet?

I dunno, there might not be, but if you start a new thread, Pryde will ban you in your mouth and make you swallow. Let us have a moment of silence for Trampy.

[Carpet Lint]

Oh man, I saw that one. I don't think I've seen someone go down that fast since my days in metahuman porno. Oh, the 60's. What crazy days.

But I'd be okay, since my link isn't YouTube!

Regardless - let this be a lesson for everyone. The search function does exist. And good thing I used it.

http://shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=110018

I think I could have still made a new thread, since that one didn't have a working link.

But I don't want to be full of Pryde. (ELLE OH ELLE PUN ATTACK MUTHAFUCKA)

[Dan?]

But I don't want to be full of Pryde. (ELLE OH ELLE PUN ATTACK MUTHAFUCKA)

LAWL CARPET LINT IS PUNDERFUL!

[JackTenrac!]

- Man...since kcxj won't. I will.

I thought to myself,"she's such a cutie. Like a brown dollie."

Usually it takes me four minutes to take out a woman, but I busted on this girl for a good 20-30 mins at school. I hardly chop at the joint, but we crossed paths before. And I enjoyed it.

She died laughing as if I had the stuff to Russell Peters her without warning. I was sleeply on top of everything else. So we talked and talked. Not any real information,except with the phone number and name. The rest was just her from my material.

Woman didn't stand a chance against Terry Bogard Bear from the basement crew!

ARE YOU OK? CHOP SOME BONNG!

...that went well.

[Mechanica]

Damn homie. Tell us what happened.

k one sec


Right now I should be asleep. But I aint.
Story of my life on weekdays.


My birthday is next week. I'll be 20. It is sort of intimidating.

You won't be a teenager! :wonder:

Alright, so here's what happened, my dad either smelled it on me when I came home or from before when I smoked in my room (lol, I usually air it out a lot and this was the time I didn't get a chance to...), but my dad smelled it (he smoked pot from like 16 - 40 something so he knows the smell v_v) and then he took my keys while I was asleep, and snooped through my lockable cabinet in my desk, and found my piece and my weed... then he pulled a cheap-ass trick. He put it back, and then said we needed to 'chat', yesterday.

...He said he had smelled it and asked if I had any drugs/paraphenalia in the house, and well, who the fuck would instantly just be like "YES OF COURSE FATHER I HAVE DRUGS IN YOUR HOUSE", so I lied (well, a total of 3 times v_v) and then he told me about how he already found it and I kind of wanted to punch him for going about it that way.

Heh. I can't hang out with my friends/go do anything 'until further notice', and I'm just glad he didn't tell my mom. She's a drug counselor and there's a possibility she's try to beat my ass for smoking. :confused: To be honest, the worst part is losing my brand new $40 piece. Ugh.

While I can respect his wishes of me not having anything like that in the house (he used to drive for an ambulance company called Shephard and he had a retirement plan and a solid career going and everything, and then they threw out the random UA, he failed, lost his job, career, retirement plan, and his wife), it bothers me that he assumes the worst in that I'm going to be addicted to it and it's going to suck up my money and my ambition and lead me to a more crooked life, etc. etc. because that shit happened to him. Both my parents are ex-alcoholics with addictive personalities (neither of which I believe I have, and I have more self-control on top of that), so once again, I see where he's coming from, but it frustrates me.

Seriously though, my piece. Please give it back, dad. Dont don't don't donnnn't throw it awayyyy agggghhhh it's my baby. I should throw myself in the dumpster if he's tossed it. In the very least I could've sold it to someone to make some money back. :lol:

[kcxj]

- Man...since kcxj won't. I will.
Won't what? Make the usual random blog post I make about women?

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My self esteem has gone up so much higher since January (a low month for me). I really feel great. Let me count... 1, 2, 3... at least 10 different women I talked to or otherwise interacted with tonight. We got new uniforms at work, so I assumed we were suppose to start wearing them tonight. Apparently not though, and I was the only person on the whole shift wearing the new stylin and sexified uniform (it's some shiny silk shirt thing that's more form fitting than before, and I'm not fat, so good for me). Oh wow, this was possibly one of the best "whatsits" I've gotten to use in a while.

None of the young girls I'm infatuated with, or the 28 year old woman that I love was at work today. That didn't matter because all sorts of other women were coming up and wanting to talk to ME first though. Putting their hands on me without permission to feel the fabric (I probably should of made some "no touching!" jokes now that I think about it), and another woman actually unzipped my top and said something about not exposing my tank top.

"Why are you wearing that?"

*look at them for a second* "Well, since I know I look good, does it really matter?"

I had a great time making fun of this woman who thought I wasn't Chinese either. The whatsit got the conversation started ("That's the new uniform?"), then things just progressed from there. After the guy she was talking with left, I slip and slided right into the seat he was sitting in, so she had no choice but to pay full attention to me. I didn't answer a single one of her questions directly, I made fun of her for being blind (because she said she didn't think I was Chinese), and a whole bunch of other stuff that got her laughing and made me feel great afterwards too.

The girl who taps me out to go to break tonight was in such a bad mood. Instead of calling by my name and tapping me on my shoulder to let me know she's behind me, she would just shake the back of my chair and say "Dealer" in a tone of voice like she was miserable. Anyway, I turned it back on her and kept calling her "Dealer" in a real sarcastic tone of voice. She started to lighten up after I did it a few times, I got her laughing when I told her it's alright to tap me even if you are afraid of boys, and she started leaning on me sexual harrassment in the workplace style towards the end of the night (good thing I was wearing the cologne).

Yeah, these women/girls aren't beautiful like the ones that make me nervous, and like half of them were all out of my age range and married etc... also. It feels good to be able to break their regular routines, carry on a conversation, and make them laugh though.