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*InVeRs3*
03-07-2006, 02:57 AM
I think I'll major in computer science.

VG Emblem
03-07-2006, 03:00 AM
Hey kcxj, just out of curiosity, how many posts do you have in this thread?

*InVeRs3*
03-07-2006, 03:07 AM
^^^

If it makes you feel any better, I never thought you were annoying.

VG Emblem
03-07-2006, 03:08 AM
Me?

Raiko
03-07-2006, 03:14 AM
What is it about Foxs "24" that puts me to sleep so easily? I don't understand, the show gets my adrenaline pumping right from the start and yet "blam!" I'm out in 5:45:30.

*InVeRs3*
03-07-2006, 03:17 AM
Me?

YEAH YOU!

VG Emblem
03-07-2006, 03:22 AM
YEAH YOU!
Why would it make me feel better? I take my annoyingissity (fuck yeah I made up a word) as a point of pride. Cause see, my people, the random jackass people, are a proud people. And our only dream is to step into society, make a completely random and utterly retarded comment, and have people realize that we are people too. Well, also, we wish that one day the great Unicorn people, our bretheren, shall also be free. One day, it might not just be a dream. I have a dream.

JackTenrac!
03-07-2006, 07:15 AM
-- I never attempted that.

10 women met in one night( well, once, at a bar, but with numbers and all? I'd probably have to chop 15 to get it) without the speed date assist. Probably, I'd meet two a weekly nowadays(just to boost up familiarity) since I don't go out or to the gym anymore. Probably, I'll start this week. Why? School's on strike, biyatch.

Web Development can ruin you.


-- I'm Mister Slacker, really. Got a room to clean up, and was thinking about the projects I needed to take on. Two big internet sites to clean, two to create with these two other guys, a few designs for a friend, an application to finish, my own portfolio to create, and a proposal.

Damn, I now am in love with the interweb.

- My mentor's friend forgot to wash his hands from the john yesterday. Straight out of a Seinfield episode. He just rushed out. WTH?

- Just here in my pjs, and I started playing some jazz tracks since that mainstream is horrible. My little sister still plays it. Why, really?

- So, Microsoft is in development of products that will defeat their originals such as MSN Messenger Live(MSN to the next power), Windows Live( high powered RSS reader), and Hotmail Live. How much does that rack up for their Research and Development depo? At best, these newfound gadgets are cool and packed with helpful features, yet they are timely and take tolls on RAM. Still, their abilities are quite

Azrael
03-07-2006, 07:42 AM
Hey kcxj, just out of curiosity, how many posts do you have in this thread?
On the GD main page, click on the number of posts the thread has. It'll give you a breakdown of the posts in the thread by poster.

Carpet Lint
03-07-2006, 11:03 AM
I think I'll major in computer science.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY INVERSE

DAMMIT YOU STILL HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

LIVE DAMMIT LIVE

On the GD main page, click on the number of posts the thread has. It'll give you a breakdown of the posts in the thread by poster.
Yo that is fuckin' WICKED. When did they put that in? I'm going to do that for like every big thread now.

Weird, I'm only 8th for the comic book thread. I guess I read a lot more than I post for that one.

fishjie
03-07-2006, 11:43 AM
I think I'll major in computer science.

nice knowing you champ

kcxj
03-07-2006, 02:33 PM
-- I never attempted that.

10 women met in one night( well, once, at a bar, but with numbers and all? I'd probably have to chop 15 to get it) without the speed date assist. Probably, I'd meet two a weekly nowadays(just to boost up familiarity) since I don't go out or to the gym anymore. Probably, I'll start this week. Why? School's on strike, biyatch.
No way. I didn't ask for any phone numbers. I meant that they're women that I never talked to before until last night that's all. I'm not interested in any them enough to want to ask for a phone number (and that's probably why I felt so comfortable interacting for once now that I think about it). I was saying that my confidence level and self esteem has gone up these past few months that's all. I'm glad that being able to talk and establish a good rapport to ANYBODY (including women I'm not attracted to), will give me the confidence to talk smooth to the women I am attracted to.

No more of that God awful knees shaking, high pitched voice I can't control, aborting when there's absolutely no logical reason I should do so, and not knowing what to say anymore finally.

I know that probably doesn't sound like much for the other guys my age that are comfortable with women and dating already, but for a nerd like me, who never learned the social skills he needs back in his teenage years, this is HUGE.

VG Emblem
03-07-2006, 02:54 PM
On the GD main page, click on the number of posts the thread has. It'll give you a breakdown of the posts in the thread by poster.
Holy shit that's awesome. I never though Fisty or Neophyte would have so many posts in this thread. I somehow knew Million would have the most.

mvsc2demon
03-07-2006, 03:36 PM
Holy shit that's awesome. I never though Fisty or Neophyte would have so many posts in this thread. I somehow knew Million would have the most.
do the same for that wwe wrestling thread and you will be surprise by maxx posts

edit: oh and nice AV

VG Emblem
03-07-2006, 03:46 PM
do the same for that wwe wrestling thread and you will be surprise by maxx posts

edit: oh and nice AV
900 posts?! Holy motherfucking shit. I didn't think that was even possible. I think the second highest is Reggie Hadoken in the Currently Playing thread. He has 660. I wonder if I can take first in the Official DS thread...
Thanks made it myself lol.

Million
03-07-2006, 05:43 PM
that Matrix Ghost Twins vs. Morpheus was one of the greatest action scenes in recent years. Thanks for making a cool little avatar of it. The greatness of the Ghost Twins must be recognized. I recorded the audio from that, because the whole scene even sounds awesome. I could do such *interesting* things with phasing powers like that.

This morning---2-load dump. The shit was warm too. Those are probably the best shitting experiences...I felt like I lost about 3 lbs. afterwards.

Dan?
03-07-2006, 07:45 PM
This morning---2-load dump. The shit was warm too. Those are probably the best shitting experiences...I felt like I lost about 3 lbs. afterwards.

...not beforehand?

JackTenrac!
03-07-2006, 08:53 PM
- still surprised that Dan? is 19. God still makes prodigies...aight, where's my Golden Child with a black ninja woman assist?

- so...Mystic Force...is coming to haunt me..I can't stop watching to see how badly the writers treat Antonia(Claire). It is as if they enjoy hurting her and getting her dirty.

- about to call this woman...at eleven...maybe not. She called, and ...hmm.

Septimus Prime
03-08-2006, 04:01 AM
So I almost lost interest in 24, but then I saw last night's epsiodes...

Man, they'll kill off ANYONE! It's so crazy and awesome!

Septimus Prime
03-08-2006, 04:59 AM
It seems to me like PSP and DS top releases seem to come in shifts. When DS got a whole bunch of cool games, PSP got nothing. Now that PSP is getting good games, there seem to be fewer good DS games coming out.

Dan?
03-08-2006, 12:38 PM
It seems to me like PSP and DS top releases seem to come in shifts. When DS got a whole bunch of cool games, PSP got nothing. Now that PSP is getting good games, there seem to be fewer good DS games coming out.

Even if I wanted a PSP though, I could not afford one. Plus the fact that these 'multiplayer with only one actual game' wifi deals such as MK are looking to be the norm on the DS, and the upcoming Tetris game and Children of Mana look like the new hotness.

I'm not gonna hate on the PSP, but so far each of my friends who got one at launch and were pushing me to get one have one by one come around and said "God, I wish I'd never bought this thing. I could just spent more on DS games."

Well, except Yeti, but he only enjoys his PSP beacuse his firmware is the version that lets him play SNES games. I love SNES and all Sony, but you're going to have to bring more to the table since GBA was essentially a portable SNES anyway.

Septimus Prime
03-08-2006, 12:53 PM
Personally, I don't regret buying PSP or DS (although I am somewhat pissed that Nintendo is again releasing an upgraded version of its hardware so soon; fuck DS Lite). I will admit that my PSP collected dust until recently, though, but now it's getting more use than my DS, since it's finally getting good games that aren't Lumines while the DS seems to be taking a break in terms of getting games I'd care enough to buy.

Dan?
03-08-2006, 12:58 PM
Personally, I don't regret buying PSP or DS (although I am somewhat pissed that Nintendo is again releasing an upgraded version of its hardware so soon; fuck DS Lite). I will admit that my PSP collected dust until recently, though, but now it's getting more use than my DS, since it's finally getting good games that aren't Lumines while the DS seems to be taking a break in terms of getting games I'd care enough to buy.

Agreed. I should have foreseen Nintendo's release of a new version of the DS.

Thing is I really don't see the improvement over the original design. With the jump from GBA to the SP, it was obvious: the backlight was a necessity. Unless you were on the surface of the sun, the GBA was impossible to play.

But thankfully the OG DS is so good I really don't need the upgrade. I'd be tempted for the Alpha collection and MM Powered Up for PSP, but with the Alpha collection coming to PS2 as well...God how I want to be the MM1 bosses, though. Curse the PSP's price tag! I'd need to take out a loan for that beast.

Septimus Prime
03-08-2006, 01:16 PM
Agreed. I should have foreseen Nintendo's release of a new version of the DS.

Thing is I really don't see the improvement over the original design. With the jump from GBA to the SP, it was obvious: the backlight was a necessity. Unless you were on the surface of the sun, the GBA was impossible to play.

But thankfully the OG DS is so good I really don't need the upgrade. I'd be tempted for the Alpha collection and MM Powered Up for PSP, but with the Alpha collection coming to PS2 as well...God how I want to be the MM1 bosses, though. Curse the PSP's price tag! I'd need to take out a loan for that beast.
Word. The DS Lite doesn't seem to offer functions that the DS doesn't, so that's not so bad. I just wish Nintendo straight up released the Lite first, instead of the regular one, which looks like a Tonka Toy brick.

And, Megaman Powered Up is going to be super awesome, if its demo is any indication. I can't wait for that.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
03-08-2006, 03:42 PM
If DS Lite helps me surf the net better?

It will be copped with the quickness.

End of that discussion.

I want my Cardfighters DS now please. I'm still waiting on that Misadventures of Tron Bonne sequel as well. I couldn't have been the only person who adored that game.

VG Emblem
03-08-2006, 05:04 PM
Hmm, seems it's happened again. I'm walking somewhere, and I get just a tad to close to a gate, and then...BAM TEAR RIP! Rips my damn sweater sleeve. I swear, if it doesn't happen to every sweater/jacket that I have, something in the universe is wrong and the world as we know may be ending.

Murt!
03-08-2006, 05:08 PM
I want my Cardfighters DS now please. I'm still waiting on that Misadventures of Tron Bonne sequel as well. I couldn't have been the only person who adored that game.

The day either of those comes out is the day I get a DS.

Million
03-08-2006, 05:24 PM
That asian-ish girl on the new Truth commercial with the dog* is a PIECE of totally fuckable, deliciously awesome ass. She's a pure 10, and they should have her in all commercials from now on.

*the dog is "Fang". The whole point is how some tobacco companies changed a name to make their product sound less dangerous to your health...something like that. So, this angry dog "Fang"...she said "okay this is Fluffy now...anyone want to pet Fluffy?" Well, I'd like to pet your damn pussy region with my tongue...how 'bout that, cutie? She looked nice and small too...couldn't have been more than 5'2. I want to psycho crusher through the tv and tag her sweet little ass right there in front of all those people.

-Grocery store today---I unfortunately passed by this fat white woman who happened to smell like at least 6 different kinds of funk combined. She appeared to obviously be poor, so I actually kinda felt sorry for her and the friends/family she was with. Still though...there's a point where it's just "triflin'" rather than being too poor....seriously, soap and water isn't really that expensive. Of course, a cute girl was further up the aisle, and I was walking towards her...this just happened to be where the fat smelly woman came from, so I was in her Great Trail of Funk. So...this most likely had the cute girl assuming "Damn...he smells TERRIBLE!" I should've just told her, "hey, that's not me...that fat lady over there is the source of the funk."

I wonder if Kevin Rose is still fucking Sara Lane....anyone know/care? Sometimes I think Kev Pereira could hit Sarah if he tried...and sometimes I suspect something's already going on or went on at some point....and I'm not entirely sure I'm ok with that.

People who already bought DS; I refer you to Nelson the Bully's "HA HA.". Yeah, chumps...this is precisely why I waited. DS Lite is MINE once it comes out here.

The Hills Have Eyes---in the old one...didn't anyone else besides me notice that one freakish looking dude looked JUST like that rock and roll guy from...I think the group is Midnight Oil?

Septimus Prime
03-08-2006, 05:29 PM
People who already bought DS; I refer you to Nelson the Bully's "HA HA.". Yeah, chumps...this is precisely why I waited. DS Lite is MINE once it comes out here.
You say that as if you're assuming that Nintendo won't just release some other minor hardware upgrade as soon as you buy your Lite.

Million
03-08-2006, 05:44 PM
heh, probably not for awhile though...I'll get that DS Lite when it's fresh, most likely. I guess it's not so bad if you've had the "old" one for a long time, at least. It happened to me with the GBA situation...I got that asap...had it for awhile, then of course the greatness that is SP graced our lives. (*good thing too, as I was actually considering buying an "Afterburner".)

So...I'm more or less giggling at the people who bought a DS recently. It must suck to get something today...and then an improved version comes out shortly after that.

*I have my doubts about some of those guys in the new Jordans commercials...some of those jump look a little too NBA Jam-esque, and thus...not entirely believable, imo.

...new Juicy Fruit commercial with the large ant---humans would be in for some serious trouble if ants were suddenly that large....especially considering that freakish insect strength....

..which brings me to mutation. If I were mutated for the purpose of gaining superhuman abilities....oh it would definitely be an insect. The prime example of course is Spiderman. Who wouldn't want such powers? Super strength, super agility, increased durability, some weird extra sense, etc. A race of human/insect hybrids would easily become the superior form of humans, and dominate this world. I'd want a piece of that action, no doubt. I'd unite my mutant brethren, and crush the weak humans.

*censor slip like a sumbitch...dude just said "shit" on Attack of the Show....it really is Live, apparently...nice. Most networks are too pussy to do anything Live these days.

...yeah, my mind is all over the place as usual. This is why it's nearly impossible for me to get to sleep at a decent time. My trains of thought are usually going in a billion different directions consantly. A nice sidebonus to this is that I'm never bored.

VG Emblem
03-08-2006, 05:44 PM
You say that as if you're assuming that Nintendo won't just release some other minor hardware upgrade as soon as you buy your Lite.
Yup, they're gonna screw you over again in 1-2 years. I don't really mind though, I bought mine at launch. It's getting crusty now, I wouldn't mind buying a new one. Now the Lite is coming out so it's even better than buying a new one. A winnar is me.

Septimus Prime
03-08-2006, 06:01 PM
Technically, spiders aren't insects, but I can see how insect-imbued super powers would be ludicrously powerful (like, for example, having the proportional strength of that one ant that can lift hundreds of times its body weight). Giant insects, however, cannot exist on land, as their legs wouldn't "scale" proportionately with their body mass and would not have the strength to allow the giant insects to stand.

As for the DS, yeah. I don't really care that Nintendo is releasing the Lite, but it still irks me that they release full-priced upgrades so frequently. It's the same practice that bothered me about SEGA back in the day.

VG Emblem
03-09-2006, 02:14 AM
OMFG, I swear that I figured out how to change your own thread titles by yourself. Seriously, I clicked on it like I was gonna go into the thread, but instead it popped out like a write in something box. I was like wtf and just clicked away. Then I tried again and the same thing happened. I was like holy shit I discovered something! But now it won't work anymore. I think I'm gonna cry.

Taito
03-09-2006, 02:47 AM
Anyone else having problems torrenting 24? I've been trying to d/l ep. 12 for like 4 days now..

abacabb
03-09-2006, 02:49 AM
wow taito that sucks

VG Emblem
03-09-2006, 02:53 AM
Heh must be a popular torrent.

Taito
03-09-2006, 02:53 AM
yeah ain't that a bitch?

And I'm trying to avoid all the spoilers but people have loose lips so I kinda know what happens anyway.

abacabb
03-09-2006, 03:09 AM
Has anyone listened to the Bravery's album? Is It any good?

kcxj
03-09-2006, 03:23 AM
I need some help dealing with this insecurity I have. I recognized today that it's the number one thing holding me back from being as successful with women and dating as I would like to be and I need this FIXED.

I talk way too fast for my own good.

I used to have a stuttering problem, but I fixed that by always thinking about what I'm going to say before it actually comes out of my mouth. For all these past 7 years, because I fixed the stuttering problem, I never realized that I still talk much too fast, it causes me to stammer, and I noticed people are always saying "What?" to me, or "What's your name again?" after I just told them my name a second ago.

I'm not an easy person to understand on the phone as a result, and that's definitely the reason I've always been so apprehensive and nervous about talking to people over the phone. How can I establish a good rapport when the girl on the other end needs to ask me "what?" every five seconds?

I recorded an actual outgoing voice message for the first time ever on my voice mail today (instead of the default message saying this phone number isn't available right now). I sucked it up, faced the pain, and listened to what I had recorded and what others would be listening to when they called me.

Damn, I talk ridiculously fast. It's not an attractive voice I'm listening to when I hear myself speak, or barely even an audible one when I stammer, and I don't like that.

It took me over 30 re-records and around 15 minutes before I was finally able to record an outgoing message that I was comfortable with, where my voice tone is deep and most importantly, I'm speaking slowly and clearly.

Does anybody have any tips that can help me when I talk to people in person also? How do I get rid of this awful speed talking personality trait already? It's one of the things that's making me unattractive to women, negating all the positive and attractive traits that I possess, and I can't take it anymore.

A tip I learned on my own that truly helped my voice pitch at least (so I don't talk in the Steve Urkel voice), is to lift up my chest and maintain perfect posture whenever I open my mouth. It's the way that my diaphragm gets pressed against the rest of my body whenever I lift my chest that naturally deepens my voice into a lovely man voice.

Yeah, this jackrabbit pace and stammering problem is killing me though, and I'm not sure how to fix it.

----------

I had so much fun at work today. :lovin:

I was physically flirting with the flat butt girl so much that some guy actually asked if we were boyfriend and girlfriend at one point during the night.

I had busted on her for the whole walking away from me thing last week. Then today, I told her I didn't want to be friends anymore, she told me not to say that, and I made fun of her by saying, "oh, you thinking I'm kidding?" Wow, I can't believe the effect it made on her attitude towards me. I tell her, "Don't touch me...", then I brush off where she touched me, she touches me in that spot even more and starts hitting me. :rofl: She made a "What about me?" comment to imply that I should touch her, but I don't give her what she wants. Instead I tease her by acting like I'm about to, but then pull back and say "Maybe next Tuesday...". I don't know how the heck it happened, but I ended up grabbing her hand and pulling her whole body close to me, and she's laughing during another interaction. I very briefly had my hand on her lower back (but she definitely noticed it) at another point. Then towards the end of the night, she's on the other side of the room and I see her looking in my direction and trying to get my attention.

I haven't had so much playful flirting with a woman in a long time that's for sure. How awesome is that?

I found out the reason I still haven't closed the deal with the woman already...

I can't talk or maintain an attractive voice tone for shit. I noticed there wasn't as much playful energy at the very end of the night when we were on the bus going home together, and that sucks. All that wonderful non-verbal communication, and then I make her start feeling uninterested again when I open my mouth and screw up the verbal conversation.

Yeah, I'm sitting here typing this with that curious dry feeling in my stomach again, and I'm wondering WTF happened? I even said the other day that I'm going to chill, sit back, and let the girl become attracted to me again (use the physical confidence that I project as my sexual communication), and oh wow, did that ever pay off today. I think I made some mistakes that subconsciously gave off the, "I'm needy" vibes (I probably should of kept up the "I'm not interested in you anymore" play attitude instead of the accidentlal preschool/teenage-virgin who's never touched breasts before attitude when I sort of "gave in"), and then my poor verbal communication skills at the end of the night killed it.

It sucks trying to hook up with older women sometimes. (I've determined that flat-butt girl is somewhere in her late twenties.) You can't get away with the wussy bullshit you can sometimes get away with when you're with younger or more naive girls. Your game has to be a perfect 10, or you get nowhere except lonely guy/Jap porning that shit down once you get home, since the older woman has had a thousand guys trying to pick her up already, and a much tighter screen than young girls have as result.

Taito
03-09-2006, 03:29 AM
You know what I wanna see? A shootemup RPG.. that doesn't mean I want arcade shooter gameplay, but I just want all the theatrics and drama seen in some shmup cutscenes put into an RPG environment, with traditional adventure gameplay. A lone pilot with his own problems sent out to fuck up some enemy armada by his lonely. Instead of villages, the pilot docks his craft in space stations and talks to .. instead of stupid magic and outfits he gets new guns and shields and bombs.. and instead of dungeons he'll go out in space taking down enemy fighters and shit in a turn-based battle or something like that..

I've played a grand total of like 3 RPGs in my life so that tells you how interested I am in RPGs.. but I'm a big shmup fan so I'd definitely play something like that..

Taito
03-09-2006, 03:39 AM
Man I'm fucking bored at work.. so I've been with this chick with a killer bod that's got some crazy fuck skills but her oral is just 'wtf are you doing' AWFUL.. she's 20.. however, just last year the chick that I split up with wasn't all that great in bed but her head skills were a total 10 MSF+++ rank.. she was 20 last year.. so it just trips me out that they're both the same age, yet one has great blow skills and one doesn't at all.. seriously, how do girls learn to blow anyway? Who trains them? Is there anything I can do? Cause this is starting to get annoying..

VG Emblem
03-09-2006, 03:51 AM
Heh in history class earlier today somehow the topic of the Write Brothers got brought up. Then someone said where they invented the first airplane, and it reminded me of the worst and quite possibly most retarded town name ever: KittyHawk. WTF IS A KITTYHAWK?! I mean seriously, wtf. +rep to anyone that can find/create a picture of a kittyhawk.

Azrael
03-09-2006, 05:34 AM
Man I'm fucking bored at work.. so I've been with this chick with a killer bod that's got some crazy fuck skills but her oral is just 'wtf are you doing' AWFUL.. she's 20.. however, just last year the chick that I split up with wasn't all that great in bed but her head skills were a total 10 MSF+++ rank.. she was 20 last year.. so it just trips me out that they're both the same age, yet one has great blow skills and one doesn't at all.. seriously, how do girls learn to blow anyway? Who trains them? Is there anything I can do? Cause this is starting to get annoying..
I had that problem myself...except the woman was 33. She could fuck me to death but couldn't give head to save her life. ...How the hell does that work? How do you go through 33 years of life sucking at that? (not literally, of course)

You gotta train her yourself. Two tactics I've had some success with was to show her some porn vids of good BJ's, and to demonstrate how by sucking on one of her fingers. ...The finger tactic works really well, I dunno why but some chicks like getting their fingers sucked on. And when you're done, you have a girl who is tailor made to your BJ needs, which is awesome. :bgrin:

Murt!
03-09-2006, 06:09 AM
Heh in history class earlier today somehow the topic of the Write Brothers got brought up. Then someone said where they invented the first airplane, and it reminded me of the worst and quite possibly most retarded town name ever: KittyHawk. WTF IS A KITTYHAWK?! I mean seriously, wtf. +rep to anyone that can find/create a picture of a kittyhawk.


loll I' do it but you only have one rep bar.

Million
03-09-2006, 06:29 AM
Heh in history class earlier today somehow the topic of the Write Brothers got brought up. Then someone said where they invented the first airplane, and it reminded me of the worst and quite possibly most retarded town name ever: KittyHawk. WTF IS A KITTYHAWK?! I mean seriously, wtf. +rep to anyone that can find/create a picture of a kittyhawk.
I think Tennessee may have that beat. In my various travels between Memphis and Nashville over the years...there's this small town ya pass by called BUCKSNORT. Bucksnort, TN, folks.

oh yeah...and there was one episode of Jackass where Johnny Knoxville went to a small town called MIANUS, of course pronounced "My Anus"...it was one of those northern states, surprisingly. Naturally, he went around asking people things like "How do you like living in Mianus?.

Inner Conflict--so, there is the side of me that truly believes I am cursed or forever jinxed in the game of love. However, there's this opposing side believes I can simply take nearly anyone I want with enough money, planning/prep-time, and devious and/or morally questionable tactics....2 completely different states of mind that always exist simultaneously.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
03-09-2006, 07:21 AM
The day either of those comes out is the day I get a DS.

Cardfighters is pretty close to be released overseas already. I want my damn screenshots.

MoTB 2 is still a pipedream. I just can't believe a sequel hasn't come out yet.

Hunter D
03-09-2006, 08:52 AM
Anyone else having problems torrenting 24? I've been trying to d/l ep. 12 for like 4 days now..
Did you forward ports?

Lantis
03-09-2006, 09:25 AM
You gotta train her yourself. Two tactics I've had some success with was to show her some porn vids of good BJ's, and to demonstrate how by sucking on one of her fingers. ...The finger tactic works really well, I dunno why but some chicks like getting their fingers sucked on. And when you're done, you have a girl who is tailor made to your BJ needs, which is awesome. :bgrin:

I dunno about that, man...teaching her how to blow by blowing on her fingers? Does that somehow compose the equation of:

"I'll suck your fingers so that you can suck my dick, therefore, I could probably suck a good dick"

:confused:

Azrael
03-09-2006, 09:32 AM
No, it just means that you know what you like. There's no better way to get your point across than by example.

kcxj
03-09-2006, 10:10 AM
Yeah, I don't know why I've been worrying about my physical looks all these years. It took me a while, but I finally learned that attraction doesn't work the same way it does in men as it does with women.

I've said before already, I notice just one particular physical aspect about a woman, and *boom*, there it is. Instant attraction and I've got to have her no matter what. I had a crush on an Asian female celebrity back when I was 16. When I first met the girl that had her hair in similar short hair style, wow, did she ever stand out and I thought it was the greatest thing ever. She was actually a year younger than me, and we were both virgins, so man, did I ever get away with all sorts of nice guy, unattractive, and loserish behavior, but it was OK because she didn't know any better. I wonder why she would get mad at me now though, even though I was doing all these nice things for her like buying her a new gift every week. She got mad at me once because whenever we were commuting somewhere and she would put her head on my shoulder, instead of me sitting up straight to give off the whole protective vibe and make her feel comfortable, I would want to lean on her back and nuzzle her hair. All this totally gay stuff that I know not to do anymore now, and she put up with because she didn't know any better.

Personality is so much more important when it comes to how women feel attraction for a guy.

I can really tell how true that is now with all the older women I've been interacting with. I used to say to myself that I'm attracted to older women. I realize now the only reason I had that feeling is because I was a wussy loser who needed an older women to tell him what to do though, and that's the reason none of them were ever attracted to me. No more of that. Ever. Time to man up. I'm going to be the one that creates that spark whenever I want a woman to feel the same attraction for me as I do for her. Yeah, the only reason I might be interested in the woman is because she has a round butt, smooth skin, a melodious voice, gives off 'bad girl' vibes, or whatever. It's my job to create all the fun, spontaneity, anticipation, and all that other psychological stuff that a woman needs to be turned on though.

I'm not 17 anymore, so my charming good looks, 5'11" height, the buff, Adonis-like body I maintain from my kickboxing hobby isn't a crutch I can lean on anymore to get me sex.

I want to make an excuse and say that playing video games is what killed all my social skills, made me so insecure, and made me not be able to have satisfying relationships with women all these past years. I've realized now that the skills were never there in the first place, and "getting it" is the most important aspect of my life I need to work on now. No more blaming that all women are stupid bitches, they only like white guys, bad luck, or whatever. I'm going to improve myself personality-wise to the level where I can enjoy my life at the highest possible level from now on.

----------

Gonna call the flat-butt girl up today and tell her what a great time I had last night. It totally broke my routine and made my Wednesday nights not miserably boring for once.

The 19-year old sounded a little flaky and unsure about herself when I called her yesterday. She said she wasn't sure if she could go for a coffee date with me on Sunday because she was thinking about going shopping with her friend. Since I was annoyed and didn't feel like tolerating some little girl's "blah, blah, blah" like that, I said, "You know what? We'll talk again next week then." I don't think my voice tone got the point fully across though, so I'm going to call her again tonight, make fun of her, tell her "c'mon, it will be fun", and also tell her that I'm much more interesting than some silly friend she can see anytime she wants anyway.

If I can build up the confidence that I'm not going to stammer and talk too fast on the phone, I'm going to call the tongue girl I met online to keep up the good rapport I have going with her.

Blah... I wish I didn't fail so many of those Goddamn tests the love woman gave to me though. Her voice is such a turn on for me whenever I hear it, and she smells so good too. I'd pay money to get her to hold her arm around mine again, and I'd kill somebody to get her to whisper into my ear. I've been trying really hard to get her to reconsider me again, but yeah, shit isn't happening at all though. Bummer how her number is going to stay deleted from my phone then.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
03-09-2006, 10:11 AM
It also means you're a decent finger sucker.. which is slight disturbing and delightfully kinky all at the same time.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
03-09-2006, 10:32 AM
I want to make an excuse and say that playing video games is what killed all my social skills, made me so insecure, and made me not be able to have satisfying relationships with women all these past years. I've realized now that the skills were never there in the first place, and "getting it" is the most important aspect of my life I need to work on now. No more blaming that all women are stupid bitches, they only like white guys, bad luck, or whatever. I'm going to improve myself personality-wise to the level where I can enjoy my life at the highest possible level from now on.

If only 70% of SRK would at least consider taking up this attitude every once in a while.

It wouldn't be so damn clueless around here.

kcxj
03-09-2006, 11:54 AM
Gonna call the flat-butt girl up today and tell her what a great time I had last night. It totally broke my routine and made my Wednesday nights not miserably boring for once.
I just called.

"I need to let you know that I wasn't fooling around with you."

Yeah, that's pretty much what I thought anyway so I didn't have my hopes up or anything (because she has a boyfriend already in case I never mentioned that in my posts before). What kind of man would I be if I acted liked a wuss and was afraid to call the next day though?

I'm meeting her for coffee in 30 minutes. What the hell am I doing still posting here? Gotta go clean all the crap out of my car in case she looks inside.

Hunter D
03-09-2006, 12:31 PM
If only 70% of SRK would at least consider taking up this attitude every once in a while.

It wouldn't be so damn clueless around here.
STFU Saga. We all know you have a hot piece of ass. Facing reality is no fun at all. Why did you have to bring it up.

Did you beat Getting Up yet?

*Hunter goes back to wasting away playing video games.*:sad:

Dan?
03-09-2006, 12:38 PM
Hey, first you lock-down the lady, then waste your life on games.

Hunter D
03-09-2006, 12:44 PM
Hey, first you lock-down the lady, then waste your life on games.
What is this "lock-down" that you speak of my friend? Is it similar to SF2WW where you lock a person down with Guile? You have to explain it to me in video game slang please.

All joking aside I now have a fear of women. My slutty ex that gave me crabs as a parting gift is the reason for this.

Dan?
03-09-2006, 12:57 PM
What is this "lock-down" that you speak of my friend? Is it similar to SF2WW where you lock a person down with Guile? You have to explain it to me in video game slang please.

All joking aside I now have a fear of women. My slutty ex that gave me crabs as a parting gift is the reason for this.

Lock-Down: SERVITUDE OR STAIRS, WOMAN![/Joking]

L.one H.iryu S.aga
03-09-2006, 01:10 PM
STFU Saga. We all know you have a hot piece of ass. Facing reality is no fun at all. Why did you have to bring it up.

Because 90% of you forget that you have to actually be consistantly proactive to get some quality ass. >_>

Luck only gets you so far. If you've got everything else and it's not working then find something that does or swing for the rest of your life.

God knows if lose Lani life will go on. <_< (Even though she's totally wifey IMO.)

Did you beat Getting Up yet?

Hell no. :sad:

I'm stuck in the hospital. I've been trying to play it for three fucking weeks now. I'm currently outside CCK. I'm itching to bomb shit to pieces. The game is lovely.

*Hunter goes back to wasting away playing video games.*:sad:

I wish I was you. :sad:

Demon Dash
03-09-2006, 01:25 PM
I hate Dan? He is not funny.

Airthrow
03-09-2006, 01:25 PM
My fucking passport is gonna cost me 97 bucks, and 60 extra if I need the expedited delivery. :sad:

I have to beat Ninja Gaiden so I can sell my Xbox. I am at the part where you're near all the lava, I hope I am pretty close to beating it (normal mode, I will beat hard mode later when I buy another xbox for cheaper).

L.one H.iryu S.aga
03-09-2006, 02:04 PM
I hate Dan? He is not funny.

I know.

I want in on his fly ass sig club too.

JackTenrac!
03-09-2006, 02:43 PM
- ^ Just PM him about it. That's how Bear become the Attorney General of the dig.

- pretty inspiring, your story, kcxj.

- just reading and site making today. Can't seem to create avs that move anymore, broke as a joke, tricked by a chick because she thought I was one of her boyfriend's friends that try to pick her up(what the fuckachunkz), school's out due to the strike, and those friends of mine don't seem to give a damn about their boy Bear.

It's just one awesome day.

Hunter D
03-09-2006, 04:36 PM
Hell no. :sad:

I'm stuck in the hospital. I've been trying to play it for three fucking weeks now. I'm currently outside CCK. I'm itching to bomb shit to pieces. The game is lovely.




What level are you on? I beat the game, but don't remember the hospital. Do you mean CCK headquarters?

VG Emblem
03-09-2006, 04:49 PM
loll I' do it but you only have one rep bar.
My powers have fleeted it seems. :sad:
SOMEONE FIND ME A DAMN PICTURE OF A KITTYHAWK.

Heh, Bucksnort and Mianus. Still, I wanna see a Kittyhawk and until I do, it remains the stupidest town name ever.

kcxj
03-09-2006, 04:54 PM
Today is a excellent day.

The $50 leather belt I invested in to go along with these pair of jeans, I didn't think anything of it. I just read that it's good to match your belt with your shoes in some fashion magazine. But oh my GOD, I've never felt such raw, sexual, and primal energy having a girl grab you by the buckle and pull you towards her before. What the hell have I been missing never having a girl do this to me before? I wonder how the interaction would of went had I wore the electrical extension cord I usually use when I can't find my nice belt... (I recommend every guy here go buy a really nice belt now obviously in case anybody can't tell by what I've written already.)

Such a euphoric and amazing experience having a positive interaction with a women you're physically attracted to is... I feel like a rock star. :bgrin:

Coffee with the flat-butt girl went so great that it gave me to confidence to EASILY talk on the phone with the 19 year old right after. No nervous shaking, talking too fast, stuttering or anything!

Me: "So hey, I was thinking about what you said yesterday and how you're going to be busy."

Her: "Yeah, I'm going shopping with my friend."

Me: "Well... Since I'm so much more interesting, you need to cancel those plans and come hang out with me instead."

*her laughter* "OK"

Me: "So where do you live?"

Her: "(she says where you lives then...) Where do you live?"

Me: "Well, I'm not going to tell you that. You're going to have to ask me in person instead."

Her: (more laughter)

I end the conversation after that, and yeah, I feel great. :bgrin:

(A few self help books, replacing all the music on my MP3 player with self help tapes, asking the women I know already what qualities in a man they're attracted to, writing down all my thoughts and what I intend to do about them are the steps I've been taking to take care of this part of my life in case anybody is wondering how I got from depressed two months ago, to this much closer to being able to express sexual confidence to any woman that I want.)

Million
03-09-2006, 05:15 PM
Sarah Lane's rack is on PROMINENT display today. She's not showing cleavage or anything...it's just the shirt is so tight, it looks like someone just painted a shirt on her wonderfully naked body. She would get hit raw, hard, and fast. I want to unleash full-scale devastation on her sweet little ass.

I'm going to solve this damn lost socks problem once and for all. Next time I'm shopping...I'm getting at least 5 pairs of plain black socks...and then perhaps another couple pairs of black socks. This way, there will no longer be that stupid situation of..."oh here's 6 socks in the drawer....and not a damn one matches the other." I'm just tired of that crap.

True Romance was one of the greatest movies of all time. "Tony Soprano" beat Patricia Arquette's ass SO HORD. I've never seen a man/woman fight scene that good in...well, I've never seen one that good. The violence factor was just off the scale...it was one of the greatest things I've ever seen on film. Raw. <<heh, I miss that word....I'm going to try bringing it back.(*slang term for something that's just too good/awesome/spectacular, i.e.--> "Man...that Chateau fight scene in Matrix Reloaded was raw...")

Nemesis00
03-09-2006, 06:01 PM
http://crcw.mb.ca/ledsign/redir.php

Try it, you'll like it.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
03-09-2006, 06:09 PM
What level are you on? I beat the game, but don't remember the hospital. Do you mean CCK headquarters?

Haha. No, I'm actually stuck in the hospital in real life.

That's what I meant.

Septimus Prime
03-09-2006, 06:11 PM
I just got the first two chapters of the next Barry Eisler book. I can't wait 'til that shit comes out!

Also, I don't know why I passed on getting James Patterson's Honeymoon last year. It's fucking awesome.

Hunter D
03-09-2006, 06:19 PM
Haha. No, I'm actually stuck in the hospital in real life.

That's what I meant.
Damn, hope you don't have crabs.:sad:

L.one H.iryu S.aga
03-09-2006, 06:25 PM
Damn, hope you don't have crabs.:sad:

Nah, sorry. I'm not lucky like you. :rofl:

But in all seriousness.. how did that whole story go down, D? I'm curious.

Hunter D
03-09-2006, 06:38 PM
I posted about my slutty ex earlier in this thread.
Here is the post: It happened last year. I think about it from time to time and it bothers me alot. This was the second relationship I had that was more than sex. Matter of fact it was beyond the other one I had, it was true love people, true love! This woman had me open. The night that I confronted her and put an end to it I went to a friends place afterwards and cried myself to sleep. The last time I ever cried was my freshman year of HS when my friend got murdered.

Earlier in the thread I made post about swearing off women. I did it for a couple of months but dropped that shit after talking to my boy. I want to find someone but as I've stated before I'm so scared of getting hurt emotionally. I don't think my heart could take another beatdown. After my relationship went to hell I realized that I'd rather go through physical pain than emotional pain.

Edit: I hear you Tuff, but I just don't feel whole anymore.

SAGA man I wanted to slap her but couldn't. She started crying and I started crying, it was just a WTF moment. I don't know why but I felt sorry for her. I still wish she would have lied to me when I confronted her. I know I sound desperate but I miss this girl so much. White girls are truly the black mans weakness.

Edit: I shit you not when I say I don't need a relationship. I haven't gotten emotionally attached to a woman since then and don't plan to anytime soon. If pussy comes my way I will take it, but I won't go back to the same watering hole multiple times.

I used to get this burning feeling throughout my whole body when I used to think about my ex, but now I feel nothing.

JackTenrac!
03-09-2006, 06:39 PM
http://crcw.mb.ca/ledsign/redir.php

Try it, you'll like it.

Nemesis, you made me day!:rofl:

RoninChaos
03-09-2006, 06:42 PM
Damn. Damn. Hunter, that sucks.

Panicked
03-09-2006, 06:53 PM
Saga, PM me if you want the pillows new album/

Nemesis00
03-09-2006, 06:58 PM
Nemesis, you made me day!:rofl:
So you're the other one doing this shit besides me. You see the Brian Pepper picture?

L.one H.iryu S.aga
03-09-2006, 06:59 PM
I really feel for you Hunter.

I know damn well I'm going to be crying if I lose this one. She just has that type of effect on me. It's straight up REAL. I've already cried a few times with her simply because I was just.. happy.

It's hard to want anything else after you've been subjective to something like that.

I doubt I'll ever be able to swear off women no matter what goes down though. It's just not in my system. I'm more worried about fixing myself and letting certain occurances go.

Well that.. and I'm also just used to not getting what I want. It's no huge surprised when shit turns sour here. Really just a waiting game I try not to let swallow me whole.

I hope you can move on completely from such experiences, D. I'm sure you'd rather not carry that burden for the rest of your life.

Hunter D
03-09-2006, 07:12 PM
Damn. Damn. Hunter, that sucks.
Your damn right it sucks because I'm emotionally weak now. I know what my problem is, but I am scared to fix it. What happens if fall hard for antoher woman and she does the same thing to me? Do snap and kill her in that situation or do I lose all hope of finding "the one" and kill myself? I don't know and don't eer want to find out. If only life was as simple now as things were in high school.

I said it once and I'll say it again, I don't want to have an emotional connection with women anymore, if I can get some ass then I'm good. Yes, I know that women are more caring than men and that you can tell your girl things that you would never tell your friends, but for me the emotional pain that I could possibly suffer isn't worth it. Being able to bare my soul to someone was a great feeling but having it all come crashing down in a matter of minutes left a mental wound that can't seem to recover from.

Edit: Good for you Saga. I personally hate crying. I cried myself to sleep a couple of times after the whole situation with my ex. I feel so small when I cry.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
03-09-2006, 07:45 PM
Well you have understand that I'm weird. I actually like crying. Mainly because I rarely ever cry at all. I'm even pretty indifferent when it comes to family dying. All this dispite being an extremely sensitive person.

I don't know. Like I said.. I'm just weird, period.

Whenever I cry I feel human.

Whenever I cry about her I just feel.. beautiful. It doesn't seem so awkward to be taken as such to the general opinion of the world around me.

Like I said... completely weird in general.

Million
03-09-2006, 07:58 PM
Do snap and kill her in that situation or do I lose all hope of finding "the one" and kill myself? Seriously considering those options...it's only logical to kill the girl, of course. I remember being suicidal for a very brief time back in junior high....I quickly realized "hey...I don't have a problem with ME.".

Naturally, I loved how video games grew increasingly violent from the early 90s on...this has allowed me to safely live out so many "kill/torture everybody!" fantasies I've had since those junior high days. I could kill and torture for hours on in, laughing and smiling, all without fear of being apprehended by authorities.(*which would be so annoying, because then I'd have to kill myself since I'd seriously rather die than serve a long time in jail.) This reminds me...I need to get that Punisher game. The violence in that is QUALITY stuff. Once that game Spore(already guaranteed to be the best game of all time) comes out, my wrath will truly expand to a galactic scale, and I could destroy planets, or do other more subtle things to completely ruin entire species. Yes, me with godlike power is the worst possible thing that could happen.

Rachel Quaintance is a smokin' piece of ass.

*why did some people continue to pronounce it "MARYO" instead of "MA-RIO"? That was so damn lame. It's always been "MArio". The character itself pronounced it that way, and every Mario I knew pronounced his name that way too. This was almost as annoying as how people totally butchered the SF2 names, e.g.--"GULLY" for Guile, or "RAI-YUU"

Carpet Lint
03-09-2006, 08:05 PM
I still say RAI-YOU and SAAA-GAT. I don't care, I've been saying it like that for the last like ten years, and I've only recently discovered that I'm wrong. But I've been doing it too long to care now.

Also, I am frequently confused as to how to pronouce "kcxj".

Is it an anagram? So like "KAY SEE EX JAY"? Or..."keekexjay"...or something?

Or can I sub in random vowels in between the letters as I see fit? Like "kocaxju". That's a pimp name right there.

These things bother me.

Dangerous J
03-09-2006, 08:06 PM
Seriously considering those options...it's only logical to kill the girl, of course. I remember being suicidal for a very brief time back in junior high....I quickly realized "hey...I don't have a problem with ME.".



*why did some people continue to pronounce it "MARYO" instead of "MA-RIO"? That was so damn lame. It's always been "MArio". The character itself pronounced it that way, and every Mario I knew pronounced his name that way too. This was almost as annoying as how people totally butchered the SF2 names, e.g.--"GULLY" for Guile, or "RAI-YUU"

lol The only people who pronounced it in the crackhead manner were my Italian friends from Staten Island.
. As for guile, some dumb white kid in my tkd class said gully, but one of my friends from PR used to say Gee-lay (hard G sound ie gun). Any Spanish peeps say it like thAT?

VG Emblem
03-09-2006, 09:18 PM
Hey Sep, good job with the Juggernaut video thing. The sticky's thread title you made had me loling for a while. :rofl:

Azrael
03-09-2006, 09:21 PM
Hunter, I know how you feel. The shit that went on with my ex drained me of everything I had. I can honestly say I have never, ever been pushed that far in my life. It's been almost a year and a half since things ended between us, but I'd be lying if I said she was totally out of my thoughts.

But in the end, if you continue to let yourself be damaged goods because of what she did...then she wins. It's like she was the first, really stupidly cheap opponent in a survival mode. You get hit by a random level 3 super, and suddenly your life bar is down.

And you can think "Oh man, I'm fucked!" and turtle up with what's left of your health. Throw out a poke here and there, but don't attack for fear of getting KO'ed.

Oh, you can keep on fighting. The next opponent may not be much, but you do it and you get a little bit of your life bar back. You just keep moving from one opponent to the next, and before you know it your life bar has been restored. And then you just might meet an opponent who is worth your time.

Evil Morrigan
03-09-2006, 09:41 PM
That was the best damn analogy I've heard in awhile.

Septimus Prime
03-09-2006, 09:56 PM
But, but... that's assuming that the next opponents don't even hit you.

Million
03-09-2006, 10:39 PM
So I checked in on the ol' DBZ Budokai 2 gamefaqs board for GC, and sure enough, people were still chatting about Budokai 3 coming to gamecube...this is hilarious to me, as I simply gave up hope of that a long time ago. This post here is a perfect(and amusing) assessment of the situation:
From: n0xescape0 | Posted: 3/5/2006 2:53:46 PM | Message Detail
I havent been on this board, **** GameFAQS in general for like 4 months.

I go here and still see you guys waiting for B3.

ITS MARCH.MARCH.Its not coming.Stop.I could have seen December or EARLY JANUARY.BUT ITS MARCH.

SMH -__-
---^another of many classic Gamefaqs moments/quotes for me. I'm still laughing, actually...I'll have to save that quote...add it to the archives.
heh...now I've reminded myself of the grand ol' times at the Smash Bros. Melee board...where TMOG claimed to have done a No-Damage Clear with PICHU. PICHU! ha, I'll never forget that....come on, now. That sounds like something my so-called old friend "Dumbass" would say. Dumbass was constantly lying not only about games...but everything in life.

Damn, man...No-Damage Clear...very hard mode...with Pichu. You just can't forget when someone makes a claim that ridiculous.

Taito
03-10-2006, 02:27 AM
Yeah that was an ace analogy.. I'd rep Az if he ddin't disable it.
It also means you're a decent finger sucker.. which is slight disturbing and delightfully kinky all at the same time.
Heh, I think the better way to go is to have her practice on my middle finger for awhile before moving on to bigger things..
Did you forward ports?
Yeah, I config'd my torrent client (ABC) as much as I could, and I'm used to getting 1-200 kb/s downloads for most TV shows.. this time it just slowed down to 1 kb a second..
Whatever, it finally completed this morning. Bauer Power's gonna fall on a Friday night for me.

abacabb
03-10-2006, 02:38 AM
im fucking sick. my face hurts and my head hurts and my back hurts. this cold and yoga class is killing me

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 02:55 AM
My English teacher is such a crazy bitch. I mean seriously, this happened today:
Because today is Thursday, we have council. And if you have too many missing assignments, you can't participate in "fun" activities. So you get sent to the referral room to do some work or something. Fuck yeah, I strive for this shit because council is boring as fuck. But today, there's 3 other people going besides me. She asks one of the kids, "Do you have something to work on?" Instead of him making up a lie and saying yeah or something, he says no. She then whips out a workbook, tears out around 3 pages, then says "Read that and then write an essay with the instructions there. I want this tommorow, don't do it and it lowers your grade." Seriously, I mean like wtf lol. You just don't spontaneously assign people essays that are due the next day like that, fucking pyscho bitch. :rofl:

abacabb
03-10-2006, 03:04 AM
My English teacher is such a crazy bitch. I mean seriously, this happened today:
Because today is Thursday, we have council. And if you have too many missing assignments, you can't participate in "fun" activities. So you get sent to the referral room to do some work or something. Fuck yeah, I strive for this shit because council is boring as fuck. But today, there's 3 other people going besides me. She asks one of the kids, "Do you have something to work on?" Instead of him making up a lie and saying yeah or something, he says no. She then whips out a workbook, tears out around 3 pages, then says "Read that and then write an essay with the instructions there. I want this tommorow, don't do it and it lowers your grade." Seriously, I mean like wtf lol. You just don't spontaneously assign people essays that are due the next day like that, fucking pyscho bitch. :rofl:
Teachers always do that kind of shit. I remember one english class i had this kid said "******" real loud, so she made him to a 20 page report on the history of the word, due that week(it was a monday) and if he didnt do it he would fail. That was some real fucked up shit

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 03:07 AM
Teachers always do that kind of shit. I remember one english class i had this kid said "******" real loud, so she made him to a 20 page report on the history of the word, due that week(it was a monday) and if he didnt do it he would fail. That was some real fucked up shit
Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, but there is a difference. The kid in my case didn't do anything wrong, saying "******" in class is considered something bad and innapropriate. Granted, 20 pages is fucking BS.

maxx
03-10-2006, 03:09 AM
Teachers always do that kind of shit. I remember one english class i had this kid said "******" real loud, so she made him to a 20 page report on the history of the word, due that week(it was a monday) and if he didnt do it he would fail. That was some real fucked up shit


DAMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!

abacabb
03-10-2006, 03:12 AM
You guys do know that the kid in my story was me, right?

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 03:13 AM
You guys do know that the kid in my story was me, right?
Lol, Did you actually do the assignment?
Btw, the kid in the story was not me. I just did some random doodling for 40 minutes.

abacabb
03-10-2006, 03:19 AM
I didnt do that shit. I was like you cant be serious. 20 pages! Then I said something along the lines of "Eat a Fat Dick" or "Go lick some Cunt, You Dyke" Needless to say, I didnt pass the class. And by me cursing her out, my mother was notified, which cut off my cash flow for 2 months

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 03:21 AM
Good shit, I don't think I coulda brought myself to do it either. I mean, is it even possible to write 20 pages on that?
Btw, I have a D- in English class right now. I'm gonna fail if the work doesn't let up soon so that I can catch up. That single class alone is more work than all my other classes combined.

abacabb
03-10-2006, 03:32 AM
Damn. Other than that class, i usually do very well in english class. Teachers love my essays and short stories and any other written assignments i do.

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 03:47 AM
It's not like I do consistently bad in English class, I even had a B in this same class last semester. It's just this goddamn gay fucking worst project ever that's screwing me over. Infact, I'm working on it right now...

abacabb
03-10-2006, 03:55 AM
What kind of project is it?

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 04:00 AM
A huge project, and I mean huge. It has an actual book, yes, an actual 150 something page booklet to guide students on what to do. It's called the I-Search. Choose a topic, any topic you want, then do a shitload of research on it. You have to take around 100 notecards on a non-fiction book, send business letters to people and interview professionals in the field of your project. In other words it fucking sucks and is pretty unfair and much harder to people who chose a niche topic. Wanna guess what I chose as my topic?

abacabb
03-10-2006, 04:21 AM
Damn, VG. I wouldnt be able to do all of that (way to lazy). I Have no clue wat your topic is. Hmm, lemme guess. Bukkake scenes in American films?

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 04:31 AM
Rofl but no. On obviously one of my less brighter days, I for some shitty, shitty reason chose Nintendo. I kicked myself in the head about 235 times after I realized what I had just done. Wow this is hard. The only good book I could find on this subject was Game Over, while a good book, it's about 450 pages. And it was made in 1993, meaning that it's old. I can't find anyone to send business letters to, especially because of the fact that you're only allowed to send to people in the United States. So yeah, this sucks, I'm about haflway up to what I should already have for notecards. Today was a good day, though. I did 12 notecards.

Million
03-10-2006, 06:49 AM
^that really doesn't sound like high school work, imo...more like a college or even a graduate school assignment...at least from all that research required. High school "research projects" are usually not a big deal once you look back on them from a later point in life, but that does sound like a bit much, imo.

*just found out my sweetie Soledad O'Brien is at least half Aussie....interesting. I'm tellin' ya....if ever there were a celeb I'd stalk...she would be a prime choice. Dammit we need to get cloning to be a reality in my lifetime...I would definitely make a cloned Soledad, and be fine with it. Unfortunately for now...I'll have to just settle for hoping I one day find a woman who at least looks similar, and carries herself in a similar way.(*not to exclude other awesome types...it's just Soledad is PRIME) She's not JUST "hot"....her personality seems to shine through when they do the more lighthearted stories, or when they're just chatting between stories...great smile, cute laugh, intelligent/well spoken, funny, etc. Soledad is a perfect 10, imo. I remember even when she was pregnant back in her NBC Today Show days...she was STILL hot to me. This is something very few women can pull off...(e.g. Monica Belluci posed for pictures nude and pregnant, and it was still hot somehow) The Soledad™ is the absolute best in the category. There simply is no other newswoman that can compete. She is simply incredible in every possible way.

these damn United airline commercials really take it to a new level, artistically speaking. The new paper-cut out animation I just saw was amazing. (*with the great "Rhapsody in Blue" in the background of course)

*The Sopranos = one apparently big part of american pop culture now....that I've completely missed out on, due to not having HBO for many, many years. Time Warner monopolized that shit in Memphis back around 1998...so I was on basic until when I moved here about this time last year, and got that 3 month digital cable deal....so that was...7 years with no HBO.

abacabb
03-10-2006, 06:57 AM
Oh shit, I havent slept yet. My hands are tingling

Taito
03-10-2006, 08:00 AM
*The Sopranos = one apparently big part of american pop culture now....that I've completely missed out on, due to not having HBO for many, many years. Time Warner monopolized that shit in Memphis back around 1998...so I was on basic until when I moved here about this time last year, and got that 3 month digital cable deal....so that was...7 years with no HBO.
You have a decent library in your area? Most libraries let you check out DVDs and most of them have a season set of Sopranos available.. dunno if you have a DVD player though.

Taito
03-10-2006, 09:33 AM
I just went to the bank and picked up a monthly allotment form (it's called a 'standing order' over here) for about $60 that came from my old cellphone provider.. basically this asshole at the cellphone shop took my old form, yanked my bank account info from the application I made last year, forged (totally fucked up) my signature, and tried to sneak it into my bank. Thankfully the folks at my bank saw how retarded the signature looked and asked me before creating the allotment.

I've had a history with this fuckhead.. he tried to get me to pay for a phone account that I cancelled earlier.. I had to go to the head of Vodafone to clear my account of the phone I cancelled.. but the dude at the store didn't lift a finger to help me, and he tried to convince me that it's the bed that I made and have to sleep in.. anyway I'm out to find me a lawyer..

mvsc2demon
03-10-2006, 01:26 PM
Happy B-day CHuck NOrris!

abacabb
03-10-2006, 01:35 PM
I just went to the bank and picked up a monthly allotment form (it's called a 'standing order' over here) for about $60 that came from my old cellphone provider.. basically this asshole at the cellphone shop took my old form, yanked my bank account info from the application I made last year, forged (totally fucked up) my signature, and tried to sneak it into my bank. Thankfully the folks at my bank saw how retarded the signature looked and asked me before creating the allotment.

I've had a history with this fuckhead.. he tried to get me to pay for a phone account that I cancelled earlier.. I had to go to the head of Vodafone to clear my account of the phone I cancelled.. but the dude at the store didn't lift a finger to help me, and he tried to convince me that it's the bed that I made and have to sleep in.. anyway I'm out to find me a lawyer..
i might be in the UK in like 2 months. want me rough a dude up if i get my passport on time?

Septimus Prime
03-10-2006, 02:35 PM
Holy shit. I just saw a preview of today's news, and apparently some dude raped a woman with a pool cue. :wow:

Nemesis00
03-10-2006, 02:39 PM
Holy shit. I just saw a preview of today's news, and apparently some dude raped a woman with a pool cue. :wow:
Man, that is hardcore. I salute that man.

abacabb
03-10-2006, 02:57 PM
Holy shit. I just saw a preview of today's news, and apparently some dude raped a woman with a pool cue. :wow:
Did they say where they were when she was raped? I heard a similar story but I think it happened on the east coast.

Septimus Prime
03-10-2006, 03:01 PM
The news just started, and it's not the top story, so I'm still waiting.

Taito
03-10-2006, 03:21 PM
i might be in the UK in like 2 months. want me rough a dude up if i get my passport on time?
Shit YES!!

Septimus Prime
03-10-2006, 03:29 PM
Hum... no mention of any pool cues. Either I heard wrong, or they decided not to go with that angle. There was only one story of a sexual assault case, but no case details were given.

abacabb
03-10-2006, 04:13 PM
Anyone remember that movie In to Deep with LL Cool J? there was this one scene where he raped his bestfriend with a pool cue. After he rammed it in his ass he said "Love it, Love it. Think About it , Think about it" all while he was twisting and prodding the cue real nasty stuff

Demon Dash
03-10-2006, 05:20 PM
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_feb2004/ATMPriceless.jpg

Million
03-10-2006, 05:28 PM
eh, I'm not really interested in The Sopranos anyway...I'm so far out of the loop, I really don't feel like getting into it at this point, especially since it's apparently the final season now. I would only be watching for the hot pieces of ass, actually; Jaimie Lynn, SUPER MILF Annabella Sciorra(I've had a thing for her ever since the early days of her career, i.e. Jungle Fever and Hand that Rocks the Cradle), and for some reason...Edie Falco is STILL hot to me, despite being obviously old now...she still has MILF status too.

For people who were actually into the show...how do ya put up with the show being off for so damn long? It's been 18 months since the last season, from what I hear. That's just disgusting...I really could not deal with that, it would piss me off after awhile. Imagine if there were gaps that long between 24. Bauer Disciples everywhere would eventually riot, and burn down an entire city, until Fox complied with our demands for a reasonable schedule. YEARS between seasons...that's simply not acceptable to me.

RoninChaos
03-10-2006, 05:42 PM
Million, go get laid. Every one here knows you would fuck anything that moves. You post it up in practically every thread.

Anyway, in regards to the Sopranos, I watched it hardcore in the first season, and the second season. Skipped the third and fourth cause we didn't have HBO. I cop them on DVD regardless if I watch them on TV or not. It's my favorite show ever. This will be the first season since the second that I'll be watching on Cable. I'm super hyped for sunday.

And it DOES get fucking annoying that each season takes so fucking long, but it's acceptable for me because I really, REALLY enjoy the show. It hasn't gotten generic yet. Maybe that's partly due to how long they take when it comes to the off season. I wish they'd cut down the down time, but whatever. No sense in complaining since it's on it's last season (but they're doing 8 more bonus episodes so I guess it's technically NOT the last season) but it's all good. I can't wait for sunday.

The Mullah
03-10-2006, 06:05 PM
i havent watched sopranos or 24 yet. everytime i catch a random episode of sopranos i get sucked in within 2 seconds of watchin it. really need to download/buy it cheaply from somewhere!

Panicked
03-10-2006, 07:28 PM
Recently, I've started to become filled with a sort of mixed kid "nationalism", I must say, it feels pretty damn good to feel like you belong to a group, even something as broad as being mixed.

I think in order for me to grow-up, I have to come to terms with me being everything and nothing at the same time, and I think that this is a pretty big step for me. [/random]

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 07:29 PM
The only person who abuses the period more then Taichi is Monbaby. Just something I was thinking about.

Kool-Aid Ryu
03-10-2006, 07:43 PM
dude...you rep just got NIGGAJACKED

inside joke/10

monbaby
03-10-2006, 08:54 PM
The only person who abuses the period more then Taichi is Monbaby. Just something I was thinking about.



Ellipsis my friend...

Not periods...

Go to ellipsis.com for some random chaos...

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 09:00 PM
Ellipsis my friend...

Not periods...

Go to ellipsis.com for some random chaos...
Same thing lol. Wtf is ellipsis.com? Only one way to find out I guess...

Septimus Prime
03-10-2006, 09:02 PM
Same thing lol. Wtf is ellipsis.com? Only one way to find out I guess...
No, they aren't the same, and they aren't interchangeable either. Ending all of your sentences with ellipses (plural form) is bad form.

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 09:05 PM
No, they aren't the same, and they aren't interchangeable either. Ending all of your sentences with ellipses (plural form) is bad form.
Well don't tell that to me lol.

monbaby
03-10-2006, 09:08 PM
No, they aren't the same, and they aren't interchangeable either. Ending all of your sentences with ellipses (plural form) is bad form.



Says who?...

I think ellipses should replace all punctuation...

Instead of writing:...

"Says who?..."...

It should be:...

...Says who............

Penguin
03-10-2006, 09:11 PM
Says who?...

I think ellipses should replace all punctuation...

Instead of writing:...

"Says who?..."...

It should be:...

...Says who............
This man is right....... I often also find myself using ellipses in my typing...

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 09:13 PM
Says who?...

I think ellipses should replace all punctuation...

Instead of writing:...

"Says who?..."...

It should be:...

...Says who............
Lol, it's like Taichi learned from you.

monbaby
03-10-2006, 09:19 PM
Lol, it's like Taichi learned from you.



I learned from DJ2nasty...

I think that was his screen name...

He always ended his sentences in ellipses on aim...

I pretty much use them cause i'm a terrible typer...

And i just type one thought at a time...

But i'm always thinking about writing something else...

So i use ellipses...

I really don't care if it's correct english....

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 09:21 PM
I learned from DJ2nasty...

I think that was his screen name...

He always ended his sentences in ellipses on aim...

I pretty much use them cause i'm a terrible typer...

And i just type one thought at a time...

But i'm always thinking about writing something else...

So i use ellipses...

I really don't care if it's correct english....
Heh, at least it makes you distinguishable.

FistsofFury
03-10-2006, 09:22 PM
Recently, I've started to become filled with a sort of mixed kid "nationalism", I must say, it feels pretty damn good to feel like you belong to a group, even something as broad as being mixed.

I think in order for me to grow-up, I have to come to terms with me being everything and nothing at the same time, and I think that this is a pretty big step for me. [/random]


You aren't everything and nothing...you're just different. More than the sum of parts.

FistsofFury
03-10-2006, 09:27 PM
Says who?...

I think ellipses should replace all punctuation...

Instead of writing:...

"Says who?..."...

It should be:...

...Says who............


See..the ellipses style is cool. This my friends is something the kids of today should adopt! It has style but still you know what is being said. instead of all this R U GOIN 2 SKOOL crap.

Million
03-10-2006, 09:39 PM
ah, nearly 40 episodes ahead of CN Naruto now(*60something)...it feels good. It's so much better to watch a couple of episodes in one day instead of watching 1 per week.

-Tenten is really, really cute...but still below Hinata's cuteness powerlevel.

-I've seen the Candace Michelle nudes in the new Playboy issue today. It is merely "ok". When it comes to jerkin material, pictures simply can't compete with video, imo....especially since the vast majority of people in the print industry are retards who don't know when to stop using the goddamn airbrush tool.

-dammit, why can't they bring back BOOGERMAN? I never played that game back in the day, but the character itself was a brilliant idea, imo. A new Boogerman with today's standards for graphics/gameplay could be a classic.

Septimus Prime
03-10-2006, 09:45 PM
Heh, at least it makes you distinguishable.
Non-conformity and "thinking outside the box" are all the rage these days. :rolleyes:

Dangerous J
03-10-2006, 09:46 PM
best thread ever.....

Mostweird shit i said: When i was a kid getting checked for sore throat, the doc asks , "do you have any questions" . Out of nowhere, i ask , What's syphilis"?
Doc looks at my parents with a wtf expression. He proceeds to do a law and order style interrogation about where i heard it, but my parents and i rush out the car, so they can yell at me. lol Im usually a goody-two shoes person.

Arcade: Another oddity. A young asian kid walks into the cade and some black kid says quote "Hey Chinese boy, you Korean? " pretty fast It doesnt seem funnyto y'all, but the way he said it was hilarious.

Also, I have a bad habit of saying "SKEET<SKEET<SKEET" when im watching some sex scene by myself.(not pron , regular tv)

Chun-Li's music in alpha2Gold sounds really bad.

Do a high percentage of women give bj's in america? Im still "chaste", but for those of you who get poon on a frequent basis, whats your ratio of head-givers/non-headgivers.?

Does anyone use turmeric in any recipes outside of Indian food?

I hate redheads in hollywood are turning blond, Lohan, 70's show chick, the Law and Order SVU ADA chick.... Also, its funny that a blonde plays a redhead inspiderman and a redhead will play a blonde in Spiderman 3.

FistsofFury
03-10-2006, 09:49 PM
Non-conformity and "thinking outside the box" are all the rage these days. :rolleyes:


Is it just me or did that sound sterotypically Chinese (No racist)? You sound old! But you have a point. But then again you don't.

Thinking Outside the Box and Non-conformity have always been the rage.

Murt!
03-10-2006, 09:52 PM
snip

Nice av dude, how'd you blend Nina and the background together?

Septimus Prime
03-10-2006, 09:53 PM
Is it just me or did that sound sterotypically Chinese (No racist)? You sound old! But you have a point. But then again you don't.

Thinking Outside the Box and Non-conformity have always been the rage.
I used to think I was an "out of the box" thinker, but I'm really not. What I want to be, though, is a full-up-the-box thinker. I personally believe that one cannot truly think outside the box until he knows the box's limitations.

Also, it's raining like a motherfuck right now, and I don't really feel like going out tonight.

semijuggalo
03-10-2006, 09:56 PM
Just saw the new Boondocks at Adult Swim's Friday Night Fix. It was a pretty funny, plus it had plenty of cute moments between Huey and Jasmine.

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 09:56 PM
Speaking of rain...
It rained today right during 3rd period, which happens to be my gym period. :bgrin:

monbaby
03-10-2006, 09:58 PM
I used to think I was an "out of the box" thinker, but I'm really not. What I want to be, though, is a full-up-the-box thinker. I personally believe that one cannot truly think outside the box until he knows the box's limitations.

Also, it's raining like a motherfuck right now, and I don't really feel like going out tonight.



I used to think that i thought "outside-the-box"...

Then i realized i was just depressed...:sad:

FistsofFury
03-10-2006, 10:02 PM
I used to think I was an "out of the box" thinker, but I'm really not. What I want to be, though, is a full-up-the-box thinker. I personally believe that one cannot truly think outside the box until he knows the box's limitations.

Also, it's raining like a motherfuck right now, and I don't really feel like going out tonight.


I agree.

It was raining something like a mother lover last night. Perhaps the rain travelled.

Murt!
03-10-2006, 10:04 PM
snip

They cancelled it already. :shake:

Dangerous J
03-10-2006, 10:04 PM
Nice av dude, how'd you blend Nina and the background together?

I didnt do it , one of the talented peeps in Image mishmash forum , I dont remember who did.

More random ish:

Go see for V for Vendetta, bitches!!!!!

am i the only who would have liked to see a Earthworm Jim game on current gen consoles? The zany, but cool vibe i got was unparalleled in the 16bit times. Using a toilet to warp =genius.
/
Are the Fugees back together? Are they making a nother album?

2007 seems to be te year for "Fanboy" movies
IIRC there is

Fantastic four 2
Spiderman 3
Wolverine
Ghost rider
Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles (Cg )
Transformers (live/cgmix)
and maybe Punsher 2

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 10:07 PM
Must make up school work but too lazy...

Lantis
03-10-2006, 10:07 PM
am i the only who would have liked to see a Earthworm Jim game on current gen consoles? The zany, but cool vibe i got was unparalleled in the 16bit times. Using a toilet to warp =genius.


As long as it isn't another EWJ 3-D.... :rolleyes:

Dangerous J
03-10-2006, 10:11 PM
As long as it isn't another EWJ 3-D.... :rolleyes:

i didnt know there was a 3d one, i only remember the 2 game for snes/gen.

It sucked thoroughly , i bet..Sigh...... DAMN 3d lol

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 10:13 PM
am i the only who would have liked to see a Earthworm Jim game on current gen consoles? The zany, but cool vibe i got was unparalleled in the 16bit times. Using a toilet to warp =genius.
I would be up for that. On the DS maybe?

Dangerous J
03-10-2006, 10:23 PM
I would be up for that. On the DS maybe?

I'll be a rebel and suggest a budget Xbox game by a the original creators or the creators of Toe JamnEarl.
It would sell only 2 copies lol. Why do all 2d games have to be relegated to portables anyhoo?

Actually, this brings up another point. For those wi/th you portable systems(gb,dspsp) or ipods, how often do you use them? I mean, unless you take the train 45+ minutes in your everyday commute. But i feel too lazy to take any of that stuff unless im driving 5-6 hrs to Miami or some shit. or my plane trip every 10 years to India lol.

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 10:32 PM
I'll be a rebel and suggest a budget Xbox game by a the original creators or the creators of Toe JamnEarl.
It would sell only 2 copies lol. Why do all 2d games have to be relegated to portables anyhoo?

Actually, this brings up another point. For those wi/th you portable systems(gb,dspsp) or ipods, how often do you use them? I mean, unless you take the train 45+ minutes in your everyday commute. But i feel too lazy to take any of that stuff unless im driving 5-6 hrs to Miami or some shit. or my plane trip every 10 years to India lol.
Just because it's portable doesn't mean it has to be played only when you're on the go lol. I play my DS alot when I'm having fun with a game. Sure enough, most of the time I play it at home. And about the EWJ thing, I just think 2-D games are so perfect for the DS. Also, they could probably do something cool with the touchscreen involving shooting/minigames.

Sans Logique
03-10-2006, 11:02 PM
I haven't had homestyle home chocolate in a milllion years!

Are any of you hot chocolate fans? How do you make it? What brands do you recomend? Any vanilla-ish flavored ones out there?

shit, this is a strong ass craving.

*InVeRs3*
03-10-2006, 11:39 PM
I just came back from Berkeley a few hours ago. That is the worst city in the world.

Everytime I go there my hate for the city builds up.

VG Emblem
03-10-2006, 11:57 PM
Welcome back Inverse.

On a completely unrelated note, I got a second bar of rep!! I'm gonna try to keep my av until I get at least 8 bars lol.

*InVeRs3*
03-11-2006, 12:14 AM
Vg, thank you. I will give you advice for your English class!

Follow inverse's guide to getting at least a C or better in HS English.

-Compare the protagoist as a christ like figure...it always works
-That long paragraph about a character putting a red shirt on actually means something. The author didn't need filler text for his book. A red shirt forshadows that he will have blood in him. Red symbolizes blood. Or maybe the author wanted him to have a red shirt, and it didn't symbolize a thing.

Doing this always adds a lot of filler text in my essays.

FistsofFury
03-11-2006, 12:34 AM
Fuck. A few minutes ago there was a shootout a couple blocks from me. I heard shouting, followed by gunshots..and a couple shotgun blasts it sounded like. It didn't sound like a car backfiring or fireworks. They were gunshots. Followed by more shouts and cars driving off.

Now the area is crawling with police.

I mean damn...I didn't know my area had gotten it this bad. For you people somewhat familiar with Detroit...I live before 10 mile Road, so between 9 and 10. You heard Eminem rapping about 8 mile? 2 miles south.

I hope no one was hurt, and I hope dumb shit like this doesn't become a common thing.

Scorpio_G
03-11-2006, 01:05 AM
Is it okay to heat up an egg roll you keped in the fridge for umm lets say for about a week?

Damn Para Para music is stuck in my head.


Fuck. A few minutes ago there was a shootout a couple blocks from me. I heard shouting, followed by gunshots..and a couple shotgun blasts it sounded like. It didn't sound like a car backfiring or fireworks. They were gunshots. Followed by more shouts and cars driving off.

Now the area is crawling with police.

I mean damn...I didn't know my area had gotten it this bad. For you people somewhat familiar with Detroit...I live before 10 mile Road, so between 9 and 10. You heard Eminem rapping about 8 mile? 2 miles south.

I hope no one was hurt, and I hope dumb shit like this doesn't become a common thing.


If I were you I'll start looking into apartments.com if it happens again.

But seriously gunshots are pretty scarry. For one a bullet can go thru you window and hit you. I had a family member who died a couple years ago in Jersey City when a stray bullet hit him and when I was living in Coney Island there was a few times when we heard gun shots. My grandparents use to worry about my brother and me since they lived in NY during the 'rough years' but luckly we were always inside whenever we heard them. And it was always late.

Lol but no. This doesn't have to do with any novel stuff type like what you just described. This is a research project. One of the things I'm having trouble with is the "What did you learn?" sections. You know what, I DIDN'T FUCKING LEARN ANYTHING. Actually, you know what I learned? I learned that my English teacher is a bitch. I bet if I go to Burger King and order a Bitch Supreme, they would give me a picture of her. And also, the "How did doing this project help you in life?" sections are fucking BS. It didn't help me. Infact, it unhelped me. Ok, I just made up a fucking word to describe what the fuck this project could possibly mean to me. And also, we have to write about why we are doing this project. And my English Teacher, which I'm going to be referring to as Bitch Supreme from now on, says you can't say you're doing it because you have to. You know what? That's the only fucking reason I'm BARELY doing this shit.[/RANTOVER]


What year are u in HS?:confused:

Thruought my years of 'mandatory' education I never experience a bi-

Oh wait. There was this one teacher. A Gym Teacher oddly enough. God. Somedays she would be ok but then somedays she would have a problem with me and/or my brother.

*InVeRs3*
03-11-2006, 01:07 AM
Fuck. A few minutes ago there was a shootout a couple blocks from me. I heard shouting, followed by gunshots..and a couple shotgun blasts it sounded like. It didn't sound like a car backfiring or fireworks. They were gunshots. Followed by more shouts and cars driving off.

Now the area is crawling with police.

I mean damn...I didn't know my area had gotten it this bad. For you people somewhat familiar with Detroit...I live before 10 mile Road, so between 9 and 10. You heard Eminem rapping about 8 mile? 2 miles south.

I hope no one was hurt, and I hope dumb shit like this doesn't become a common thing.


damn that sucks.

VG Emblem
03-11-2006, 01:08 AM
Vg, thank you. I will give you advice for your English class!

Follow inverse's guide to getting at least a C or better in HS English.

-Compare the protagoist as a christ like figure...it always works
-That long paragraph about a character putting a red shirt on actually means something. The author didn't need filler text for his book. A red shirt forshadows that he will have blood in him. Red symbolizes blood. Or maybe the author wanted him to have a red shirt, and it didn't symbolize a thing.

Doing this always adds a lot of filler text in my essays.
Lol but no. This doesn't have to do with any novel stuff type like what you just described. This is a research project. One of the things I'm having trouble with is the "What did you learn?" sections. You know what, I DIDN'T FUCKING LEARN ANYTHING. Actually, you know what I learned? I learned that my English teacher is a bitch. I bet if I go to Burger King and order a Bitch Supreme, they would give me a picture of her. And also, the "How did doing this project help you in life?" sections are fucking BS. It didn't help me. Infact, it unhelped me. Ok, I just made up a fucking word to describe what the fuck this project could possibly mean to me. And also, we have to write about why we are doing this project. And my English Teacher, which I'm going to be referring to as Bitch Supreme from now on, says you can't say you're doing it because you have to. You know what? That's the only fucking reason I'm BARELY doing this shit.[/RANTOVER]

Dan?
03-11-2006, 01:09 AM
Snip

Just red-parry the bullets.

Scorpio_G
03-11-2006, 01:16 AM
Lol but no. This doesn't have to do with any novel stuff type like what you just described. This is a research project. One of the things I'm having trouble with is the "What did you learn?" sections. You know what, I DIDN'T FUCKING LEARN ANYTHING. Actually, you know what I learned? I learned that my English teacher is a bitch. I bet if I go to Burger King and order a Bitch Supreme, they would give me a picture of her. And also, the "How did doing this project help you in life?" sections are fucking BS. It didn't help me. Infact, it unhelped me. Ok, I just made up a fucking word to describe what the fuck this project could possibly mean to me. And also, we have to write about why we are doing this project. And my English Teacher, which I'm going to be referring to as Bitch Supreme from now on, says you can't say you're doing it because you have to. You know what? That's the only fucking reason I'm BARELY doing this shit.[/RANTOVER]


What year are u in HS?:confused:

Thruought my years of 'mandatory' education I never experience a bi-

Oh wait. There was this one teacher. A Gym Teacher oddly enough. God. Somedays she would be ok but then somedays she would have a problem with me and/or my brother.

FistsofFury
03-11-2006, 01:20 AM
Just red-parry the bullets.


In your sig, you should just call Saga (*ahem* L.one H.iryu S.aga)....Saga. Nigga ain't special.

Dan?
03-11-2006, 01:25 AM
In your sig, you should just call Saga (*ahem* L.one H.iryu S.aga)....Saga. Nigga ain't special.


...you tryin to tell me how to live my life? YOU DON'T KNOW ME FISTY![/shouting]

[Sounds that are probably not mufflers backfiring ensue]

VG Emblem
03-11-2006, 01:29 AM
What year are u in HS?:confused:

Thruought my years of 'mandatory' education I never experience a bi-

Oh wait. There was this one teacher. A Gym Teacher oddly enough. God. Somedays she would be ok but then somedays she would have a problem with me and/or my brother.
I'm in middle school and in 8th grade. Why the fuck did I have to get myself into all honors classes? :sad:

Scorpio_G
03-11-2006, 01:38 AM
I'm in middle school and in 8th grade. Why the fuck did I have to get myself into all honors classes? :sad:

That's great your in all honors classes. :tup: It could be worse.

You could be in a contained 'Learning Disabled' class.

But do this. Think of what your english teacher wants to read. Think of your teacher as a disgruntled anime fan who hates dubs. Would he want to read the advantages of dubs and how on occasion it is better or equal to the untouched voice track? No. They want to read their views.

So just get yourself some hot chocolate or a soda (depending on what the tempurature is in your area and just write what she wants to read.) Since this is eighth grade (unless your school is a Junior High and goes up to 9th) You'll probably never have to see her again or speak to her.

VG Emblem
03-11-2006, 01:47 AM
That's great your in all honors classes. :tup: It could be worse.

You could be in a contained 'Learning Disabled' class.

But do this. Think of what your english teacher wants to read. Think of your teacher as a disgruntled anime fan who hates dubs. Would he want to read the advantages of dubs and how on occasion it is better or equal to the untouched voice track? No. They want to read their views.

So just get yourself some hot chocolate or a soda (depending on what the tempurature is in your area and just write what she wants to read.) Since this is eighth grade (unless your school is a Junior High and goes up to 9th) You'll probably never have to see her again or speak to her.
But but, I'm really bad at sucking up to teachers. I'm not gonna give her what she wants, I'm gonna give her what she needs. Which is probably a trip down some infinite loop stairs.

Million
03-11-2006, 09:03 AM
ah, well...it's Detroit. I've heard nothing but bad things about that city.

-I still have several "ne0phyte" pictures. I ran across them while trying to organize all these files...now I'm down to having only 1,023 files on the desktop.

-WB's "BedHead" Girl is one seriously hot piece of jailbait ass. Anyone else see this girl on WB saturday mornings? She has that nice italian-american girl look too...sounds like she might be from Jersey or something...I wonder what everyone's breaking point is? Especially for guys who don't happen to have daughters yet(men with daughters could resist temptation easier, as they are suddenly elevated to some hiiiiiigh horse of morality. The "look at my daughter wrong and I'll cut yo' balls off!" mentality...nevermind the fact that they made the same damn jailbait jokes/references not so long ago before their little princess came into the world.)....say a serious HOT piece of jailbait is just hounding you, and women your own age never give you the time of day....I wonder exactly what is the point where most guys would cave in and just say "fuck the law.."? Heh, it even has all kinds of dirty joke potential too; they call her BEDHEAD. Nevermind the fact that the "bedhead" look she's always sporting is a total turn-on for me....to see a girl with her hair like that = HOT. :wow: If she were to come on to me...I'd probably use better judgement and turn it down...but it definitely wouldn't be easy...I'd have obvious hesitation in turning her down.

Man is not perfect...we are flawed creatures in many, many ways...no one has a PERFECT defense against various temptations. If you claim you do, you're a lying piece of shit; it's really that simple. I'm always interested to know people's breaking point...it applies to other things of course...

Stealing. --Sure, the average person may not pick up a penny they see that fell out of someone's pocket or purse, etc....because who cares? It's just a penny....however, what about when you see a dollar? Ok...what about a 20? Or a 100? It gets more interesting as you raise the price, and thus, increase the temptation.

GI Joe Sigma 6 could be so much better than it already is if it wasn't tied up by 4KidsTV. If some other company had the license or whatever, and it aired on Adult Swim, it would be LEGENDARY.
*I still get a little something in my eye when listening to the GI Joe Movie intro music, or watching the intro. The nostalgia is just too strong, and it overwhelms me sometimes.

VH1's "I Love Toys"---Mo Rocca(?) dressed up as Cobra Commander for the "Cobra's Day Off" bits, where he's seen around town doing minor bad things, like walking by and making sure to knock someone's coffee over so it spills on their paper....or stealing all the newspapers out of those sidewalk stands. Pure comedy, this is. :clap:

maxx
03-11-2006, 09:15 AM
snip

i seriously wanna rape jojo silly.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
03-11-2006, 11:45 AM
Nigga ain't special.


The story of my life.

You losers are always trying to hold me down. HATER!

Hunter D
03-11-2006, 12:13 PM
The story of my life.

You losers are always trying to hold me down. HATER!
You aren't special if you aren't GNC bitch. Non GNC nigga = nothing special.:arazz:

JackTenrac!
03-11-2006, 02:59 PM
- Back from Tucker's Marketplace for my big sister's birthday...saw just a white chic there who I couldn't get my eyes off of. Too tired to bust stunts in front of my nephew. My dad does enough of that already.

- We invented the slapshot? damn. What hasn't Canada done? well, done that could benefit others in the long run.

- Read the Garou:MOTW thread in GuardCrush.net and I must say...damn again.The system is very extensive and probably, another reason why I love SNK. All these things. So many possibilities.

- how long does it take "just to get good" at something?

monbaby
03-11-2006, 03:07 PM
- Back from Tucker's Marketplace for my big sister's birthday...saw just a white chic there who I couldn't get my eyes off of. Too tired to bust stunts in front of my nephew. My dad does enough of that already.

- We invented the slapshot? damn. What hasn't Canada done? well, done that could benefit others in the long run.

- Read the Garou:MOTW thread in GuardCrush.net and I must say...damn again.The system is very extensive and probably, another reason why I love SNK. All these things. So many possibilities.

- how long does it take "just to get good" at something?



Man garou:MOTW owns...

It's all about the fake black ryu, Kushnid Butt and the cheap lil ninj