The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Nemesis00]

Someone forgot the power of Tom Jones as an angel. Instant teleportation followed by time travel. Too good.

[*InVeRs3*]

What do you guys think of my new avatar?

[Tantin]

- Axe bests arrows, swords bests arrows. Swords beat Axes.

So arrows beat nothing?

[VG Emblem]

What do you guys think of my new avatar?
It's...uhh...neato. :confused:

Btw, why does Platinum Pinoy not have an av? I'm always wondering why some people just don't have avatars. A person looks quite bland without an av, in my opinion. Also kinda easier to identify them (assuming they keep it on for a good while).

[*InVeRs3*]

It's...uhh...neato. :confused:

Btw, why does Platinum Pinoy not have an av? I'm always wondering why some people just don't have avatars. A person looks quite bland without an av, in my opinion. Also kinda easier to identify them (assuming they keep it on for a good while).

If there's a person with no avatar posting, I assume they're either

-Limegreenpotato
-platinum pinoy
-some new person

I think we should call platinum pinoy by his REAL name. Copper Pinoy McPuta.

No offense Copper Pinay, but you deserve this name because having no avatar isn't cool. I hope Carlito spits in your filthy copper face.

[VG Emblem]

If there's a person with no avatar posting, I assume they're either

-Limegreenpotato
-platinum pinoy
-some new person

I think we should call platinum pinoy by his REAL name. Copper Pinoy McPuta.

No offense Copper Pinay, but you deserve this name because having no avatar isn't cool. I hope Carlito spits in your filthy copper face.
Yeah, that's totally uncool. I mean, if it's a new member, it's forgivable. But if it's a member who's been here for a good time, like Pinoy, it's weak. Hey Pinoy, I can even make you an MS Paint av if you wants.
Oh yeah and I just remembered, why is Saotome Kaneda not wearing an avatar now?

[FistsofFury]

I found a webcomic. I find it funny, but the humor is sort of dark. And it is really really not work safe.

(just pm me for the addy)

Million would love it.

[*InVeRs3*]

I found a webcomic. I find it funny, but the humor is sort of dark. And it is really really not work safe.

ww_.sexylosers.com

Million would love it.


uch. Why did copy and paste that?

[JackTenrac!]

Ohkey ohkey. Remember the rule: Anyone who beasts Will in ANY form is top tier! Aww well. nvm

- Geoffrey can beast Jazz and Will in getting the ladies. Carlton still didn't use the chictionary.

Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air tiers:

GOD: Oprah, Tom Jones Angel
Top: Geoffrey,Jazz, Gangstaa Carlton, Lady Penelope, Malcom Jamaal Warner(could've done ANYTHING to Will Smith's script), The Beast of Bel-Air, MJ Carlton, Will's nerd chic date, Wilbur Smithsonian, Dougie the Whale,
High: Will, Carlton, Trevor, Queen Latifah Characters, Aunt Vi, Bobby, The British Nanny Friend, Will's Rival, Phillip's Mom.
Mid: O.Vivian, Lisa, Phil, Ashley, Aunt Helen, Jackee(Tyra Banks), Mr. Furth, Hector, Dannie, Robert, Aunt helen's husband, Kellogg, Lisa's friend, Light Lisa's Dad(John Witherspoon),William Shatner, Geoffery's Son, Shanae O'Conner
Low: Hilary, Aunt Janice, Jasmine, Guys who jumped Will in the theme song, Trevor's Ex., Prep Kids who stuck up for Wilbur Smithsonian,
Shit: New Vivian, Nicky, Western Philosophy Teacher, All of Carlton's Friends, Lisa's Dad, Will's Dad


I'd do Family Matters, but Steve Urkel is totally broken with transformation chamber.

[maxx]

Ohkey ohkey. Remember the rule: Anyone who beasts Will in ANY form is top tier! Aww well. nvm

- Geoffrey can beast Jazz and Will in getting the ladies. Carlton still didn't use the chictionary.

Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air tiers:

GOD: Oprah, Tom Jones Angel
Top: Geoffrey,Jazz, Gangstaa Carlton, Lady Penelope, Malcom Jamaal Warner(could've done ANYTHING to Will Smith's script), The Beast of Bel-Air, MJ Carlton, Will's nerd chic date, Wilbur Smithsonian, Dougie the Whale,
High: Will, Carlton, Trevor, Queen Latifah Characters, Aunt Vi, Bobby, The British Nanny Friend, Will's Rival, Phillip's Mom.
Mid: O.Vivian, Lisa, Phil, Ashley, Aunt Helen, Jackee(Tyra Banks), Mr. Furth, Hector, Dannie, Robert, Aunt helen's husband, Kellogg, Lisa's friend, Light Lisa's Dad(John Witherspoon),William Shatner, Geoffery's Son, Shanae O'Conner
Low: Hilary, Aunt Janice, Jasmine, Guys who jumped Will in the theme song, Trevor's Ex., Prep Kids who stuck up for Wilbur Smithsonian,
Shit: New Vivian, Nicky, Western Philosophy Teacher, All of Carlton's Friends, Lisa's Dad, Will's Dad


I'd do Family Matters, but Steve Urkel is totally broken with transformation chamber.

wtf uncle phil should be top tier...for the mere fact he fuckin pays for the house/wills food/wills schooling...without uncle phil will would be shot dead in south phili.

[Azrael]

I know exactly none of you care, but anyway....

Another Century's Episode 2 (http://www.ace-game.jp/)

I loved the first one, and the sequel is looking even better. The Stardust Memory Gundams are hot. But more than that...they've got Wing Zero Custom, and the move where he splits the buster cannon in two, spreads his arms, spins around and just fuckin destroys EVERYTHING. Oh my GOD. I can't wait to play this game.

Ok, that's enough fanboy geekdom from me for the next few months or so.

[arcticninja]

so, I've been in Hawaii for the past week and after only 30 minutes back at work, my stress levels are back to what they were before I left.

Some asshole stole my chair and now I have a backache from sitting in a shitty chair.

[JackTenrac!]

I know exactly none of you care, but anyway....

Another Century's Episode 2 (http://www.ace-game.jp/)

I loved the first one, and the sequel is looking even better. The Stardust Memory Gundams are hot. But more than that...they've got Wing Zero Custom, and the move where he splits the buster cannon in two, spreads his arms, spins around and just fuckin destroys EVERYTHING. Oh my GOD. I can't wait to play this game.

Ok, that's enough fanboy geekdom from me for the next few months or so.

It looks hot, Az.What's the plot?

[Carpet Lint]

I've started a new thread for like maybe the tenth time in five years here. It needs input, especially from some of the experts that hang around in this thread.

The Greatest Bad Movie Of All Time thread
http://shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3008938

EDIT: Jesus Christ, I just realized that I've been here for almost five years. That's a thread in itself.

[Septimus Prime]

I know I just glossed over, like, 80 posts (thread moves too fast), but how would one red parry bullets? I would imagine that bullets would be unblockable, so, if anything, you'd have to blue parry them.

[Murt!]

I know I just glossed over, like, 80 posts (thread moves too fast), but how would one red parry bullets? I would imagine that bullets would be unblockable, so, if anything, you'd have to blue parry them.

Well, I'd imagine the sight of a gun puts you in blockstun, assuming that was the situation (didn't read original post).

[Mechanica]

Hahaha, so I'm on XBL on 3s... Prepare to fight a new rival! ...GT? "A NEW RIVAL"

Hahah, it amused me.

[Fir]

I'm so glad I'm back at the night shift at work - things get out of control during the day and that's when the crazy customers pop out.

[Taichi]

If you ever found a Djinni, I think something funny to wish for, was that the Djinni turned gay, but you might wanna wait until the third wish, because you don't want everything to smell like Man Ass......

[Airthrow]

A co-worker of mine, she is trying to buy a house with her boyfriend (which is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, buying a house together with someone you haven't married, but whatevs), and the house only has a one car garage and room for a couple other cars. Her boyfriend owns five cars, though.

Jokingly I said "Well, just tell him to sell me one of his cars for cheap, then!"
And she said she'd sell me his Fiero for 800. A Fiero is one of my top 3 most desired cars after an MR2. The Fiero runs and is a stick shift and that's pretty much all I know about it yet, but they regularly go for over 2 grand so if it's not totally ghetto it's a great deal, I will hopefully be able to get it at the end of april before I go on my trip to the Philippines. Life is good. :tup:

[monbaby]

Hey Folks I'm conducting an SRK top 50 Games List...

Just PM me your top ten games and I'll go to my lab and determine the top 50...

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=110504

[ethnic_scrap]

Why is Will Smith not top tier? He went from being just Will Smith to WILL SMITH on Fresh Prince. Or is it just because Carlton and Jazz were just that good?

And is this not the most classic scene from that show? Seriously, I can't think of a better one.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ulNd0fG_iBg

In related news -> Jailbait (http://youtube.com/watch?v=oLoEC8rmS_0&search=jump%20on%20it)

[Million]

*hm...she could Jump On this Meat Missile™. That girl looks like a fun ride.
I would Bone™ Michelle Malkin to death.(she was just on O'Reilly Factor as I was typing this) She doesn't look as good as she once did though...

*Once real-time 3d in games reaches the Final Fantasy Advent Children level...only then will we be truly ready for some good porn video games. Imagine something like Xtreme Beach Volleyball or Rumble Roses...or better yet, a simple thing that lets you dress/undress the girls, customize how they look, and make them do whatever with complete camera control...imagine all this with FFAC level real time graphics. That shit would be HOT and there's nobody who could say otherwise. Then, porn videogames would easily become far better than "old fashioned" porn, since you have perfect control over what is displayed, as well as the angle you're watching from. Aside from the real thing...this could only be surpassed with Virtual Reality. I should make a thread on this later, since only a very small portion of srk reads this thread.

..."whoah" (Neo impression)....I must have the most coarse nose-hairs ever. It's like...Grundle Fly quality nose-hair. Or was it Brendle Fly? I forgot that character's name...The Fly (Goldblum version). heh, it would be great if I could learn how to do Bobobobobobo's "Snotforyou" technique with my super nosehairs.

[*InVeRs3*]

Damnit. I freakin' pissed all over my shorts and all over the toilet seat just now. Now I gotta change my shorts, and clean up.

[VG Emblem]

Damnit. I freakin' pissed all over my shorts and all over the toilet seat just now. Now I gotta change my shorts, and clean up.
Wow nice job.

In other news, how the hell did Djliku jump from 3 red bars to 7 positive bars?
Wait just a second...
He stole my rep!

[Murt!]

Wow nice job.

In other news, how the hell did Djliku jump from 3 red bars to 7 positive bars?
Wait just a second...
He stole my rep!

He and MagnetoManiac, actually.

[VG Emblem]

He and MagnetoManiac, actually.
Wtf, Magnetomaniac too? They jacked me...

[Taito]

LOL leave it to SRK to tier Fresh Prince of Bel-Air..

Oh and my dinosaur laptop finally died on me :( Right in the middle of the 24 season and right before the Prison Break midseason premiere.. and no SRK at home for me..

[Azrael]

It looks hot, Az.What's the plot?
To be honest with you, I have no idea.

It's not that I didn't understand the language, it's just really convoluted. There are a lot of games involved, so if you're not familiar with most or all of them then a lot of the events in the game won't really have a lot of impact.

But the action was hot, and the mechs were very well done. Nu Gundam was awesome, and I LOVED Wing Gundam's "I point this in your general direction and you die" Buster Rifle.

[Septimus Prime]

I wonder who came up with the brilliant idea to put a 100-level hard/boring dungeon, where you can't leave or save, in a game first.

I'd like to punch that guy in the face. :mad:

[Jim Miles]

My day is going so badly. I'm 4 hours behind schedule. I was supposed to go to TESCO but I've just been hopping about on internet forums. I think I'm going to unplug my wireless card and lock it in a box until Friday, at least.

[JackTenrac!]

To be honest with you, I have no idea.

It's not that I didn't understand the language, it's just really convoluted. There are a lot of games involved, so if you're not familiar with most or all of them then a lot of the events in the game won't really have a lot of impact.

But the action was hot, and the mechs were very well done. Nu Gundam was awesome, and I LOVED Wing Gundam's "I point this in your general direction and you die" Buster Rifle.
Yeah, I reconed the MS Gundam 0079, 0083, Wing: Endless Waltz, and G Fighter. Just not sure aboot the rest of them. still a sweet piece. Did From Software do the others also(I.E. 0079: Side Story)?

...that went well.

EDIT: Yes, Uncle Phil shall be top teir.

[Jim Miles]

I wonder who came up with the brilliant idea to put a 100-level hard/boring dungeon, where you can't leave or save, in a game first.

I'd like to punch that guy in the face. :mad:
What game's that?

[arcticninja]

Wtf, Magnetomaniac too? They jacked me...


omg, would you stop whining about your rep already? No one cares.


In other news, I'm actually starting to hate my job now. I am so fucking sick of dealing with fucking morons all day. Only six more months till I get severance....

[VG Emblem]

omg, would you stop whining about your rep already? No one cares.

I'm not whining, it's just kinda funny that I lost about 1000 rep and that jackass just gained around 1000. :looney:

I wonder who came up with the brilliant idea to put a 100-level hard/boring dungeon, where you can't leave or save, in a game first.

I'd like to punch that guy in the face. :mad:
Wind Waker?

[Roxie]

don't whine about rep until you've been negged by Mr. Wizard.

Like me.

[VG Emblem]

How much did you lose?

[Roxie]

I don't remember! this was a while ago! But don't worry about it! Goodness. I want to neg you for sheer irritation!

[VG Emblem]

*Slowly backs away*

[Muff Daddy]

-FMA. I watched all the FMA eps over the course of 2 weeks or so ...easily the best anime i've ever seen.

-school. i really want to be done with college. maybe i could make it a more enjoyable experience if i didn't wait until the last minute to study and then end up cramming a couple days beforehand.

weather. the weather here is ridiculous. it was 70 friggin degrees yesterday, and now it's 30. michigan has the weirdest weather, i swear.

friends. it seems like i know all of my friends better than they know themselves. i can describe their personalities and flaws to them so that they can't really argue against my description. but i have yet to have one of them do the same where i'm concerned. maybe it's because they don't know as many words. but for once i'd like to hear someone articulate how i'm seen through someone else's eyes.

[Rioting Soul]

I wonder who came up with the brilliant idea to put a 100-level hard/boring dungeon, where you can't leave or save, in a game first.

I'd like to punch that guy in the face. :mad:

Star Ocean?

Why do people like Macs over PCs? I just used one a minute ago. Where's the fucking right button on the mouse? They look futuristic but I don't like em.

[FistsofFury]

-FMA. I watched all the FMA eps over the course of 2 weeks or so ...easily the best anime i've ever seen.


I'm starting to like it too, but I've been watching it on and off on Adult Swim. It feels multi-faceted to me.

-school. i really want to be done with college. maybe i could make it a more enjoyable experience if i didn't wait until the last minute to study and then end up cramming a couple days beforehand.


I feel you. For me so often school feels like it has been made more difficult and rigid than it could have been. College feels like a rat race at times. But for some reason high school didn't when it should have been. Probably because 1) I'm lazier than I was and 2) I commute to school, so there isn't that social aspect like back in the day.


weather. the weather here is ridiculous. it was 70 friggin degrees yesterday, and now it's 30. michigan has the weirdest weather, i swear.


Fuck this wind. Take that shit to Chicago *shakes fist*


friends. it seems like i know all of my friends better than they know themselves. i can describe their personalities and flaws to them so that they can't really argue against my description. but i have yet to have one of them do the same where i'm concerned. maybe it's because they don't know as many words. but for once i'd like to hear someone articulate how i'm seen through someone else's eyes.

Yeah, I really want to be 'analyzed' sometimes. It would be all 'someone understands meeee' vibe.

[Dan?]

Why do people like Macs over PCs? I just used one a minute ago. Where's the fucking right button on the mouse? They look futuristic but I don't like em.

That's something I never got either. For all the 'functionality' that Macs are supposed to have...can a brotha get a right-click? Seriously. I mean, I'm all for outside the box, but only if it's not more retarded than inside the box.

Mac = Great for people who love to feel smug about their own obvious superiority

<My roomie> Yeah, my OS is so cool, check out all the neat functions, customization, etc. etc. etc.
<Me> That's cool I guess.
<MY roomie> It's way better than a PC.
<Me> Right. Well, I'm gonna go play a game that's not solitaire or Starcraft. (leaves(
<My roomie> *softly weeping*

[fishjie]

I don't use a mac but my boss does. basically it has superior video editing capability.

basically his conversion story was, he had taken a trip to somewhere in africa many years back, and he was trying to edit the video of it on his PC laptop on the fly. he couldn't do it, and the programs he used kept crashing. so he tried a mac laptop, and it worked perfectly and flawlessly. and this guy is a professional photographer, so I'm gonna assume he knows what he's talking about. i've seen some of his documentaries on his trips, and they're pretty impressive.

and dude, the mouse thing is so TRIVIAL its not even funny. don't like the one it comes with? BUY ONE WITH A RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON. wow, how hard was that? really now.

finally, I like the OS UI a lot better than windows. its better than windows and microsoft knows it. If you look at microsofts new Vista OS, it basically rips off the Mac (YET AGAIN).

other benefits:
very good graphic editing capability
under the hood its running UNIX. good for geeky programmers like me who need that command line powah
its using INTEL chips now. eventually there are gonna be hacks out that let you dual boot windows and mac. at that point both PC users and Mac users will have the ability to use UNIX / Mac OS / Windows on the same machine - that will be sweet.

So the reason I stick with PC right now is because of games, and also because I like to be able to build my own. I have no need currently to do graphic editing or video editing. so yeah.

[Rioting Soul]

I'm on the Mac again. I can't buy a mouse for Mac because this is the college library's Mac. I got kicked off the PC becuse I'm not a student here. Since there's no right click I don't know how to open pages in new windows. So I can't check multiple threads at once. Gimme a fuckin Dell.

[Murt!]

I'm on the Mac again. I can't buy a mouse for Mac because this is the college library's Mac. I got kicked off the PC becuse I'm not a student here. Since there's no right click I don't know how to open pages in new windows. So I can't check multiple threads at once. Gimme a fuckin Dell.

File at the top, then new window.

[Muff Daddy]

I feel you. For me so often school feels like it has been made more difficult and rigid than it could have been. College feels like a rat race at times. But for some reason high school didn't when it should have been. Probably because 1) I'm lazier than I was and 2) I commute to school, so there isn't that social aspect like back in the day.



yeah. i was totally lazy back in HS.

i've been using the read/regurgitate method for quite some time now. i guess it's because you just do things better when you're older, but i'm to the point where i can pretty much cram all of the necessary information into my head and then feel pretty confident about regurgitating it on the exam. i basically write all of the material to my internal flash memory :rofl: i forget 80% of it afterwards most of the time, unless it was a subject i was particularly interested in.

college DOES feel like a rat race. i have this 300-Level History class on Monday nights. the class has a good mixture of students, which is good, but i think some of them haven't quite figured out what "school" actually is yet. school is a viscious competition. it is literally kill or be killed. ...take a group of kids, stick them in a room, and let the tests purge the weak from existence, thats what school is. after watching that Naruto exam episode where the teachers were all like, "YOU FAIL!!!", i always go into tests with the mentality that you have to do whatever it takes to pass. the day i took the midterm exam i was hopped up on caffeine water (Water Joe ftw). but i digress...

anyway, in my Monday night History class, the class is split pretty evenly between blacks, whites, and one asian. we had our midterm exam a couple of weeks ago but we had to wait until after spring break was over to see our grades. there is a group of about 6 or 7 black people, not including me. apparently, all of these fuckers are working for Ford. Ford also apparently has some type of partnership with Focus Hope, and i assume this is how they are attending classes at the university. to top it all off, ALL of them have these new Dell laptops (i know, nothing special) whenever they come to class. i know for damn-sure that they did not pay for those things themselves, someone BOUGHT them FOR them (the laptops have Focus Hope stickers on them). and they all work at the same place because they all have Ford badges on in class. the jerks have their own little clique.

i have been watching these bastards for the 1st half of the term. if i sit in the back of the class, i can see what they are doing/saying. they are all loud as hell. one of them is a large bulbous woman. the day i sat behind them, she played a Bust-A-Move type game for like 80% of the class with her mouse clicking THE ENTIRE TIME. and prior to that she and like two others from their little clique were all eating Burger King. like actual big-mouth burgers in the middle of class. they brought entire combo meals to class. and most of the time they are chatting amongst themselves, or chatting with each other from across the goddamned room.

when we got the midterms back yesterday, i knew it was time for someone to get owned. before the prof passed them back, he told us what the average was (80) and that he couldn't grade on a curve because the exam was either hit or miss. people either got an A or a D, or just failed out-right. there was only one B iirc. one of my buddies that i had studied with said that he thought he saw what looked like a 15 on one of them :rofl: i knew all of the "Black Panthers" got owned because they all asked, "What can we do to get some extra credit or sump'n???!"

i thought to myself, "maybe if you hadn't been so busy playig games, eating Burger King, and having your little gab sessions, you might have passed the exam".

i wanted to go up to all of them like, "YOU FAIL!!!!!"

god, thinking about it, i must have taken hundreds of test in my lifetime.

...wow i didn't think that this post would get this long

[FistsofFury]

Oh yeah the 'kill or be killed' mentality. I used to have that shit back when it didn't matter (elementary through high school)...the asking your friends what they got on the test shit...the competition.

Now...shit I just roll up to class, take part in discussions, do my thing and try to not get too bad a grade. I don't see myself as locked in a struggle anymore. Most of the time I end up having a mini bond with the teachers because I ask 'good questions' (must of the time I just act like I don't know to get discussion going) and I really partcipate.

So that makes me lazy, not paying attention to the 'YOU VS EVERYONE IN THE CLASS ROUND 1 FIGHT'. I go to class at least 10 minutes late to my creative writing class and film class. Because they are CREATIVE WRITING AND FILM. We just sit there and edit. People leave to go shoot shit. Love it.

But I've always hated math...haven't taken a math class since HS. Here's a snippet from a facebook message an old classmate sent to Ne0:

"U go wit Eric. I remember when I had a math class with him. He didn't do anything. Does he go to school now and what happend to his friend Jason?"

That about sums up my math career the last two years of high school.

[Tantin]

I'm on the Mac again. I can't buy a mouse for Mac because this is the college library's Mac. I got kicked off the PC becuse I'm not a student here. Since there's no right click I don't know how to open pages in new windows. So I can't check multiple threads at once. Gimme a fuckin Dell.

Hold command, then click. Command should be below X and to the left of the spacebar

[JackTenrac!]

Mr. Taichi is back like SAAEEGUHH!


QUestion: What's up with people suing each other in the americas?

Large Lum Sum this...car accident that. Patent however! Holy damnin.

There's even this guy who resembles the Shatner man himself with his little subliminal message commercial.

When he comes back to afford more airtime than just the 10-15 seconds he bought, I'll consider actually calling him up.


Is it in the constitution?

EDIT: *taps Dan? on the shoulder* What the hell is neat?.....oh. Ohkey. Nvm. Me gone.
Bye.

...that went well.

[Million]

Well, one thing I've enjoyed about mac is the lack of problems. While the PC/Windows users out there are downloading updates/patches/whatever...I'm sitting here actually enjoying the computer. Convenience was originally the POINT of a computer, right? I think so. I've had this baby for a year now, and no problems yet. Actually...not even one crash, now that I think of it. That's better than my ol' G3 which did occasionally freeze up a handful of times(out of years) due to something retarded from the net(stupid IE...one reason I gave up on that piece of shit browser. I hit up Safari for my websurfin' last year, and haven't had problems since.)

*oh yeah...righ click for mac---simple = Control+click(*brings up little window you would get on a PC/Windows comp). Or, Option+click to download something immediately. Whether I'm on a PC or a Mac, I tend to use more keyboard shortcuts anyway, e.g.--command(aka that "apple button")+N(PC = Control+N), Shift+Command+whatever, command+W(closing a browser window; Alt F4 in windows, if I recall) etc.

Games? Yeah, I don't even think of gaming on a mac...I admit that would be silly. I don't even care what few games are available for mac. See, that's what my GC, Xbox, DC, Atari Flashback, SNES and GBAsp are for. They have that pretty much covered.

[Murt!]

Anyone else find the Orbit Gum lady hot?

[Million]

^Vanessa Branch is her name...and yes, she is quite delicious.

*Oh, I may actually get a PC if that's the only way I can play Spore. That will most likely be the best video game of all time.

[Dan?]

Anyone else find the Orbit Gum lady hot?

Nah.

Also: Bubble Tape is dangerous. It just begs to be eaten all at once.

[VG Emblem]

Also: Bubble Tape is dangerous. It just begs to be eaten all at once.
I think I once almost broke my jaw trying to chew the entire thing at once. :shake:

[Dan?]

I once chewed almost an entire roll of it and blew an enormous bubble. When it popped it basically engulfed my head.

[VG Emblem]

It was just impossible to blow a bubble with that. I eventually spit it out when I realized it was going to eat my soul.

[koopatroopa]

huge dilemma:
Tuesday at 9 P.M. Eastern there are 3 shows i would like to watch
Scrubs, Sons & Daughters, The Unit
this is killing me
i need to make a decision

[VG Emblem]

huge dilemma:
Tuesday at 9 P.M. Eastern there are 3 shows i would like to watch
Scrubs, Sons & Daughters, The Unit
this is killing me
i need to make a decision
I haven't seen any of those shows. Man, I need to get back to TV.

[Murt!]

huge dilemma:
Tuesday at 9 P.M. Eastern there are 3 shows i would like to watch
Scrubs, Sons & Daughters, The Unit
this is killing me
i need to make a decision

It's called "Get Tivo and Call It A Day."

[VG Emblem]

It's called "Find a Torrent and Call It A Day."
Fixed.

[koopatroopa]

It's called "Get Tivo and Call It A Day."
its called broke ass motha fucka and a decision of economics

ha!

[Million]

I roasted a dookey ball on a toothpick one time. That reminds me, my next avatar is nice...I'm finally going for it. It should be interesting to see how this plays out.

I bet there's a porn called "Weapons of Ass Destruction", right? That popped into my mind there, completely out of the blue. That's an awesome porn title.

[maxx]

god damn the shields good..how have i missed this show?

[abacabb]

school lunch is nasty. today they had pb and j. it look so wrong. like it was artificial or something

[VG Emblem]

school lunch is nasty. today they had pb and j. it look so wrong. like it was artificial or something
My friend found a roach in his PB and J sandwich in 4th grade. Good times. :rofl:

[maxx]

school lunch is nasty. today they had pb and j. it look so wrong. like it was artificial or something

i could have sworn pb and j was illegal to sell unless its an emergency lunch. due to all those kids who are illergic and dont know it.

[abacabb]

I know pb and j should be illegal. this shit looked gray today.i was like wtf is this lunch dude thats rat poison man

[VG Emblem]

I take pride in the fact that I've never eaten school lunch. I always brought home lunch every day since I first started school when I was 4 years old. :tup:

[abacabb]

see i used to bring like left overs and shit like that too school, but kids (and some teachers) stole my food. so i was like never again

[Airthrow]

I can't believe how complicated opening and closing a shoe store as the manager is. I quite frankly am REALLY fucking depressed/stressed out about my job right now, and I really want to quit, by my car, my trip to the Philippines, moving out of my mom's house, and basically my pride mean I can't just quit.

My life fucking sucks, why can't I be one of you college brats.

[Jappo]

How the fuck/where the fuck did CT get that idea for the "would you jack off your dad/have him jack you off" thread?

[FistsofFury]

I can't believe how complicated opening and closing a shoe store as the manager is. I quite frankly am REALLY fucking depressed/stressed out about my job right now, and I really want to quit, by my car, my trip to the Philippines, moving out of my mom's house, and basically my pride mean I can't just quit.

My life fucking sucks, why can't I be one of you college brats.


It still trips me out that people my age are fucking managers of businesses and shit. I have a friend who is a boss of a hair salon, second in command to the freaking district manager.

This 'Adult World' is something else.

[*InVeRs3*]

Larry Flint fucked a chicken. That was his first sexual experience.

[VG Emblem]

SRK's loading has become so unbelievably slow that it's getting to the point of frustration for me now.

[Taito]

Oh bullshit.. I said earlier that my home computer died, so no more downloading TV shows for me until April at the earliest.. I'm a 24 fan so of course I'm gonna avoid any 24-related threads until I get caught up.. so I'm reading a 'PS3 delayed' thread on another forum and some !@#$%& blurts out what happens in Episode 13.. if you're a 24 fan outside the US, avoiding spoilers on the Internet is like trying to do gymnastics in a minefield..

[*InVeRs3*]

I'm trying to think up a way to make a money making scheme.

[9TNine]

[01:08] <@NineT9> you know what I don't get? Wizard occasionally cleans out GD, right?
[01:08] <@NineT9> to save space?
[01:08] <@NineT9> yet like, IMM has threads from years ago, with pictures
[01:09] <@NineT9> and not even SF related ones, like the hot chick threads and shit like that
[01:09] <@NineT9> shouldn't those be deleted as well? I'm not saying they should be first to go for GD's sake, but if you're gonna save space...
[01:10] <TRTerror> A general image repository. Post any images that you like, from personal photos to Street Fighter artwork. Just keep it clean.
[01:10] <@NineT9> right
[01:10] <TRTerror> but i agree that some threads should be deleted
[01:10] <@NineT9> even so, some of those are OLD
[01:11] <@NineT9> AND have attached pics in them
[01:11] <TRTerror> whip quiche a bit and get him to do it
[01:11] <@NineT9> even so, there's tons of irrellevant threads now
[01:12] <@NineT9> shit, last page has shit from september 03
[01:12] <TRTerror> cat ´o nine tails works best imo
[01:12] <@NineT9> like "OMG I WOULD LIKE A TEAM ROW AV" and shit like that
[01:13] <@NineT9> some of the threads don't even have the relevant attachments anymore
[01:13] <@NineT9> like "HERE'S A PICTURE OF ME AND MY TEACHER!"
[01:13] <@NineT9> (no pic)
[01:13] <TRTerror> yeah
[01:14] <@NineT9> Motoki replies: She's hot but this girl's hotter (no pic)
[01:14] <TRTerror> give pryde or an imm mod your suggestion
[01:15] <@NineT9> lol, tourney annoucements
[01:15] <@NineT9> for tourneys from 2003

Just a thought...

-9

[Dan?]

[01:08]snip

That's dangerous thinking! You'll get arrested for thought-crime!

[Jim Miles]

avoiding spoilers on the Internet is like trying to do gymnastics in a minefield..
To be fair though, if you're in a minefield, gymnastics abilities are likely to be an advantage. You can backflip that shit, yo!

Jet Li, I hope you're reading.

[fishjie]

I can't believe how complicated opening and closing a shoe store as the manager is. I quite frankly am REALLY fucking depressed/stressed out about my job right now, and I really want to quit, by my car, my trip to the Philippines, moving out of my mom's house, and basically my pride mean I can't just quit.

My life fucking sucks, why can't I be one of you college brats.

there there baby i'll be bringing you comfort soon.

as i PWN ure 12 with my ken

[TS]

Finally got around to watching Everybody Loves Chris. Damn, this is actually a good show. Crazy.

I need to hurry up and decide what direction I take my life in...just working 40 hours a week at a shitty job is killing me.

I haven't paid my taxes from about 3 years ago. I would, but...fuck that shit.

Haha, this car commercial has "Return of the Mack" playing in the background. Love, Inc., also on UPN...nice looking chicks on this show. I never realized Holly Robinson Pete was so cute. And on the episode I saw, she had just broken up with her husband and was being all clingy with her friend, played by...I forget her name, but I wanna do her. She was in Dawson's Creek, but not the Katie Holmes or the other chick. The OTHER other chick. Anyway, she was treating her like she was her boyfriend, and it was ambigous lesbianism, and it was NICE.

[kcxj]

Hah! I had an awesome day at work today. :rofl:

I'm finally starting to understand how to communicate to women make ANY of them feel attraction for me and it's the best thing ever. Why wasn't there ever a Dating or Flirting 101 class back when I was in high school. I wasted all those years being an introverted loser who could only jerk off too all the attractive women that he wished he had worked up the nerve to talk to.

This 30 something year old dude at my poker table today. The cutie that sat down and everybody wanted to flirt with but was too shy to say anything. I actually had POWER over the 30 year guy who was trying so hard to get the girl react as postively to him as she was responding to me. And it feels fucking good.

You know how male deer have big antlers and peacocks have big tails right? There's no evolutionary survival purpose to those things other than to attract mates. Antlers, peacock tails, lion's manes are all "fitness indicators" to that show the female, "Yeah, I'm so fit that I can devote bodily resources to grow these useless things and still survive". The more fit you are, the better mate you'll likely be because your children will be just as fit and more likely to survive in the wild, and that raises your status to make the female want to mate with you.

For us humans males, we don't have antlers or colorful feathers. Our biggest fitness indicator is our BRAIN and how we use that brain to make women laugh, feel good, and make them want to mate with us.

The girl was looking so cold and uninterested to everybody. I opened up by going for a physical flirty move as soon as I could. When she gave me her money to buy chips, I held out the chips for her. Now usually, I just leave the chips there if it's a guy and that's it. I purposely kept my hands on the stack until she started to reach for them though, then just as she was about to take them, I pull the stack away and play that I'm not going to give it to her.

She smiles, and I'm in. :bgrin:

Me doing my job and calling out the bet... "Two to call, two to call"... but when I got to the girl, I purposely paused for a minute, then said, "Two to see it" instead and gave her a sly look. She got sexual innuendo was trying to communicate to her and replied with, "OK, I'll see it...". I used that as the recurring humor and kept implying that it was her mind that was in the gutter and not mine. The whole "show me yours and I'll show you mine" thing. She got a kick out of that and I felt great.

Her hot friend came by and they started talking about whether she should sit down or not. The guys at the table kept trying to get her to sit down. "Cmon in, the water's fine!", "Sit with us... please??", blah, blah, blah... Finally, after I was sitting back calmly and watching these guys make themselves look like total losers, I looked at her after she said something negative in reply to the loser guys, and told her, "I don't want you to play here anyway." What an awesome reply from her when she said, "Well... maybe I want to play here after all then". Sure enough, she sat down eventually after some more lingering around and random banter/verbal flirting back and forth.

These wigger guys dressed out in baggy jeans and baseball caps tried to holla at the two ladies. I got a huge laugh out of the girls when I asked them, "Wow, they're so cool. Friends of yours?" The 30 year old guy made some comment about, "Oh... I'm sorry I had to play against you. If anybody here is going to take all my money, I want it to be you." and then gave her some puppy dog look. I can't remember all the other things I did and communicated when I flirted with this girl, but it went from her not even wanting to make eye contact with me, to her smiling and trying to flirt with me FIRST just before I was about to go to my next table. (she became playful with her money and wouldn't let me have it when I was about to reach for it, and we did a little tug of war thing).

I accused her of following me around after she lost all her money, and went to see the guy friend she was with. I just so happened to be working at that table the guy friend next. She replied with some blah, blah, blah "but you didn't treat me nice at the last table anyway." I replied with, "Yeah whatever... stalker." and yeah, one last laugh out of her before I went home.

It feels so good because I could hear the guys from the previous table and all their, "Yeah, she was pretty hot wasn't she?" blah, blah, talk. If she was so hot, how come you guys didn't flirt with her too then? Poor social skills and no game made you kept quiet or say stuff that didn't get a reaction out of her instead. I'm so happy I've been working on all this technique and game stuff with women now, because three months ago, I honestly would NOT have been able to do the stuff I'm confident in doing now. Even just one pretty girl, nevermind TWO at the same time would of been way too intimidating for me to even make eye contact.

------------

I got the chubby girl with the cute face's phone number today. I used...

Me: "Hey, can I ask you a quick question?"

Her: "Yes?"

Me: "Are you single?"

Her: "Why?"

Me: "Well.... I think I know somebody... that just might be interested in a woman like you..."

Oh wow, I didn't even need to do the rest of the pickup line after that. Her face lit up bright red, she cracked a huge smile, she replied with "Yes!", and yeah, she could barely wait to give her phone number to me.

I can't believe it. She had a crush on me the entire time, and couldn't wait for me to make a move on her. All this stuff about her not being interested in me at all because she's high status and I'm a dork, it was all in my head and I was overcomplicating things.

Just go out and DO IT already and wow, you never know what will happen. :bgrin:

In case anybody is wondering how I followed up, I then told her I was going out of town this week, so I won't be around since I'll be busy, but I'll give her a call next week to see what's up. I'm actually going to wait one day and then call her to touch base just so she's still thinking about me.

Yeah, she's just a little too fat for me to really feel max sexual attraction too, but I'm fixated on how round and Japanese looking her face is, those big bright eyes, and plus I want to feel up those big fat boobies she has also, so whatever. I enjoy my time with the flat-butt girl right? I'm happy to be starting a relationship with the fat girl now too.

All the Asian guys at work that have been trying to hook up with her must be the most ridiculous losers, nerds, and whiny nice guys ever. I can't think of any other reason why fat girl's firewall was so strong and she wouldn't even make eye contact with me. Since she's naturally started to tune out all the dorky Asian guys that play RPG video games at home for their social life, it was a test all along just to see if I was a wuss like that too. It feels good to prove to myself that I'm not, and that I actually have the skills to go out and get the girl now.

Yeah, I know I need to calm the fuck down because it's an unattractive quality about a man to not be able to contain himself, but just thinking about how I finally took the next step to get that much closer to feeling this girl up and kissing that face of hers makes me giddy though.

edit:
Yeah, she's just a little too fat for me to really feel max sexual attraction too...
I'm a liar.

*possibly too much information warning*

I did my personal business while thinking about her on two different occasions before I finally worked up the nerve to start talking to her in real life, and damn yeah, it was deeply satisfying too. I don't know what the heck it is about these less-than-magazine-hot women sometimes that I can't stop fantasizing about fooling around with them. Less intimidation maybe? I'm a little self-conscious right now that I'm lusting after a chubby girl when I keep a strict diet and am at the gym five days a week too. Yeah, she's so pretty I can't fight the primal urges attracting me to her though.

I think puberty is finally starting to kick in for me.

[Taito]

To be fair though, if you're in a minefield, gymnastics abilities are likely to be an advantage. You can backflip that shit, yo!

Yeah your back will flip but your arms or legs won't be attached..

[kcxj]

I got the translation for the porn I was watching. :rofl:

Person that did it for me:

I don't know if you want to remain anonymous or not, so I won't mention your name here. But thanks, it's good shit, and I appreciate it. :tup:

[Panicked]

That girl in the "Ban" deodorant commercial looks like Ricky Ortiz.

[Hunter D]

Larry Flint fucked a chicken. That was his first sexual experience.
Sidney Poitier also fucked a chicken for his first sexual experience.

Edit: Does fucking a chicken in your preteen years=fame and wealth. VG Emblem you should fuck a chicken to see if it works.

[Dan?]

Sidney Poitier also fucked a chicken for his first sexual experience.

Edit: Does fucking a chicken in your preteen years=fame and wealth. VG Emblem you should fuck a chicken to see if it works.

He'd probably get millions of dollars working for nintendo and be a well-respected man in the community.

...and then an African-American would jack three of his Lexus' (Lexi?) at once. Sadly, his respect and money would all be in the backseat of those cars. All the perpetrator would leave is red blocks and turds coiled on his driveway.

[JackTenrac!]

Haha, this car commercial has "Return of the Mack" playing in the background.

:sad: I miss that song...it's my favorite song(before Mark Morrison went back to prison).

...that went well.

[*InVeRs3*]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2120659111755287021

I want everyone to click this. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.

[VG Emblem]

Sidney Poitier also fucked a chicken for his first sexual experience.

Edit: Does fucking a chicken in your preteen years=fame and wealth. VG Emblem you should fuck a chicken to see if it works.
This is an interesting proposal...

[Airthrow]

You guys dunno how close I was to pulling a fatherbrain and e-begging SRK for money. But then I realized my self respect is worth more.

[Million]

heh, thanks for reminding me of the Chacarron song....I just hit up Lime for it...finally the song is mine. See if I ran things...that song would get a grammy.

*Oh yeah...the remix is tight too..definitely worth the download. It's a little bit more up tempo.

My new av is The Shit™...literally.

[VG Emblem]

It's time for a funny random pic. TAKE THIS!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/VGEmblem/4-D.jpg

[Lantis]

heh, thanks for reminding me of the Chacarron song....I just hit up Lime for it...finally the song is mine. See if I ran things...that song would get a grammy.


Actually, the name of the song is "Shark Around".

Don't ask.......

[kcxj]

VG Emblem you should fuck a chicken to see if it works.
:rofl: :rofl:

Don't do it, Miss McCluckens!

--------

Message I left on flat-butt girl's answering machine today:

"Hey (her real name)....... I know you're thinking about talking to me, so... why don't you give me a call? I'm at the gym right now, but I'll be home around 9:30 tonight. Hope to hear from you."

I sat in my car rehearsing that message for 30 minutes in addition to the time I spent rehearsing what I would say if she picked up her phone when I called, and the time I spent on the phone with my male friend, who's already a natural with women, since I was nervous. As for the reason I was so nervous about calling even a woman that I have a friendship with already...

I tried calling up the big boobs girl for the first time today, and it went... horrible.

She couldn't hear anything I was saying since I called her while she was working and it was noisy. It was just horribly awkward phone call that ended in her actually saying "I gotta go... Call me tomorrow, but not in the morning because I'll be sleeping. I'll talk to you around 4 or 5 pm" and hanging up on me while I was desperately trying to get her to stay on the line. All the control --> hers.

:bluu:

That sucked so bad and knocked my self esteem down about 100 levels.

What kind of man am I if I get bummed over this and decide to be depressed for the rest of the night though? I got nervous and lost confidence in how good my skills really are, but yeah, call the woman I have a relationship with already and now I feel good again. :bgrin:

The answering machine message I left her worked and she called back. Some random small talk about work, she asked me about the date I went on, I called her a dork for something, she was laughing, and with that, I ended the conversation on a high note. "Hey listen, it was really great talking to you, but I gotta run. Talk to you next week." 4 minutes and 4 seconds total, and I told her to call me on Wednesday or Thrusday too.

I need to call the busty girl later tonight and do a "Alright, I apologize about the earlier conversation. Let's start over and pretend this is the first time I'm calling you." thing.

[Airthrow]

No woman who gets to know you will actually think this bogus self-confidence you have is alluring kcjx. Once they find out it's fake to get them interested and there's no substance behind it you are in for trouble. Also, it is lame to care so much about acceptance from women.

It is strange to have women looking at me lately, I don't consider myself good looking or anything, but I am wondering where these hoes were when I was in high school, jacking off furiously while crying myself to sleep? I could've fucking used them flirting with me in high school, not now while I am in a long distance relationship thing.

edit: I forgot, I weighed about 50lbs more in high school, and girls don't like fat guys...even hot fat girls. :sad:

[Panicked]

edit: I forgot, I weighed about 50lbs more in high school, and girls don't like fat guys...even hot fat girls. :sad:

:rofl:

Today was stupid. I got into a fight with my friend because she thinks I'm inconsiderate? It's stupid, whenever I talk about fighting games she pretty much ignores me, but when I listen to what she's talking about and simply find it uninteresting I'm the asshole?

Mind you, she's calling me names and crap while this is going on.

Women are idiots.

[BornAgainCommunist]

No woman who gets to know you will actually think this bogus self-confidence you have is alluring kcjx. Once they find out it's fake to get them interested and there's no substance behind it you are in for trouble. Also, it is lame to care so much about acceptance from women.

It is strange to have women looking at me lately, I don't consider myself good looking or anything, but I am wondering where these hoes were when I was in high school, jacking off furiously while crying myself to sleep? I could've fucking used them flirting with me in high school, not now while I am in a long distance relationship thing.

edit: I forgot, I weighed about 50lbs more in high school, and girls don't like fat guys...even hot fat girls. :sad:

If you were mean... and had the hook up it...

shouldn't have been a problem at all.

[JackTenrac!]

Week 2 of the strike...

I feel like chicken...like chicken...tonight.


...that went well.

[*InVeRs3*]

:rofl:

Today was stupid. I got into a fight with my friend because she thinks I'm inconsiderate? It's stupid, whenever I talk about fighting games she pretty much ignores me, but when I listen to what she's talking about and simply find it uninteresting I'm the asshole?

Mind you, she's calling me names and crap while this is going on.

Women are idiots.

You talked about video games with girls dude. You had to pick probobly the second or third nerdiest genre to talk about too (RPGs are the nerdiest), you should've at least talked about Madden or Halo.

[Taichi]

It is considered bad etiquette to place a drink upon the head of the midget who is blowing you.......

[Airthrow]

If you were mean... and had the hook up it...

shouldn't have been a problem at all.

Ummmm, what?

[Panicked]

You talked about video games with girls dude. You had to pick probobly the second or third nerdiest genre to talk about too (RPGs are the nerdiest), you should've at least talked about Madden or Halo.

Yeah, I suppose it was to be expected, huh? =/

Edit: If someone could somehow find me a link to download the last episode of Samurai Champloo (preferably dub) I'll be their best friend.

[Roxie]

I want this for my av....but I don't think even I am this bold..(for SRK)

[Taichi]

Wow, I mean, seriously, Roxie.....that's just.....wow......

I don't think I've ever seen anything so weird/cool/disturbing/blatantly Japanese............

you should definitely go for it!

[FistsofFury]

Monbaby's Top Games project is a pretty big undertaking. I'm gonna really think about my top ten.

[Carpet Lint]

Week 2 of the strike...

I feel like chicken...like chicken...tonight.


...that went well.
Haha, I have a buddy thats supposed to graduate this year from George Brown...I feel bad even just talking to him. The funny thing is (to me at least, not him, I guess) is that the way his luck's been going...something like this college strike should have been EXPECTED.

So what you doing Bear? Just rotting away at home, or is there something college guys can do in the meanwhile to make up for the lost time?

I want this for my av....but I don't think even I am this bold..(for SRK)
*vomits*

EYGH I THINK I SEE JESUS' EYES

I'm puking up stuff I ate in second grade, man.

Do it.

[Roxie]

As You Wish


:rofl: I'm gonna be carpet neg bombed for this!

[Million]

^Period Super Powers? That looks nice. Pic saved. It actually reminds me of a character I made back in high school...yeah, it was a woman with "period powers". She was in a constant state of PMS/whatever, and it granted her superhuman abilities. I always drew her with a bloody crotch area.

*Moving time quickly approaches....I will miss this place so much. It's a good thing I don't have much stuff to move. I have a futon, desk+computer, tv, GC/Xbox/DC/Atari, (*SNES, NES, and a dead Genesis are still back at home with mom) and an office chair, and a small table...and that's it.

*I saw that odd fellow with the puppet again today. He always gets quite a bit of attention at that intersection. He's actually stolen the show from the dude with the newspaper hat. Anyway, his dummy was dressed in regular clothes today, and it appears that he was actually doing some preaching this time. In the previous sightings, I've only seen him walking around with that dummy and his sign...not preaching/talking...just walking around.(*large sign with his "sermon" written in large bold letters....something about God revealing to him Ronald Reagan being the antichrist and other things.)

[Jim Miles]

Low: Guys who jumped Will in the theme song
:lol:

[Murt!]

not pink stuff
That av... woah... O_o

Damnit, I didn't even get to save it. =(

[Roxie]

Actually, on second thought, I don't know if this av is aganist the rules or not. So I'll wait for approval.

[Hunter D]

As You Wish


:rofl: I'm gonna be carpet neg bombed for this!
Jesus H Fuckin christ woman.

*stabs eyes out with a fork*

[FistsofFury]

Just toss a censor bar over her mosquito bites with your name on it.

[Roxie]

:sad: I dunno how...I can only shrink pics to fit.

[Murt!]

:sad: I dunno how...I can only shrink pics to fit.

I could do it for you tomorrow, I just need the pic.

[VG Emblem]

Lol, how bad can it be?

[VG Emblem]

Omfg I feel like shit. Strong Cold + Sore throat + probably some type of weird allergy symptoms = DESTROYED. I have a stuffy nose, sore throat, headache, dizziness, my eyes and nose constantly burn, and coughing and sneezing. The only way this could possibly get worse is if I get an ear infection. It seems my immune system is as lazy as me. :wasted:

[*InVeRs3*]

Hey guys! I'm really angry today! I want to punch every man in the nuts, and every woman in the ovaries.

What do you guys do to cool down?

[VG Emblem]

Hey guys! I'm really angry today! I want to punch every man in the nuts, and every woman in the ovaries.

What do you guys do to cool down?
Usually I slaughter a goat by my bare hands and then offer it's remains to Satan in a ritual, you?

[TS]

WTF is up with the radio? I listen to Loveline almost religiously (best radio show ever, though Ace is missed), and sometimes I keep the radio on the adult contemporary/pop station because that's which station plays the show over here...."Sugar, We're Going Down" by Fallout Boy is playing....am I wrong, or is "Dance Dance" CLEARLY the superior song? I've liked a band or two who had a strong album, but picked weakass shit for the radio singles, and that's fucking...strange. I don't hate "Sugar," at least not anymore, but seriously....

I was thinking about long-distance relationships at work today, and I thought about Airthrow's situation, and so I have to bring this up-

Dude, you know she's really a guy, right? This is a setup. You will get over there, and get fucking jumped, and possibly sold to terrorists. Bad times ahead.
~~


Regarding the whole men/women stuff in general...there's a phrase, a term of endearment, "the object of my affections." This is more telling than you'd think. There are guys who just want to have sex, and do whatever to get it. There are guys who are all...eh, different, and want someone to love, because they're lonely, etc. The lonely guys (who call themselves Nice Guys) think themselves a little better than the other guys, because they don't lie to and use women. The guys who are getting tail are rather proud of that fact (I don't think that's it really...they're just glad to have something over the guys who aren't geting any), and think themselves better than the "nice guys" because...well, it's obvious. They're getting pussy.

The probelm is, it's sorta the same thing. Both are using women to make themselves feel better, and really looking at women as objects. Either something to have sex with and then not call again, maybe lie to whatever....or, someone to make some incomplete guy feel good about himself, something to smother, Elmyra-style, and to idealize.

Women are people. They're just people. Some, not especially good people, but if everyone wanted to have sex with you since you turned 13, you'd probably either pushblock people or sleep around, too. So, you should talk to them, approach them, like people. They're certainly different from guys, but they're still...people. This sounds insane that I actually have to type that out, but I think a lot of guys see something cute walking at them, and are like OMG A GURL OMG OMG....

Who is inferior (all women are sluts, all girls are dumb, etc) and who is superior (omg women are so beautiful and interesting and I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOu, DON'T RUN FROM MEEEE, etc) should be left to an individual basis, I think.

[kcxj]

Her: "Hello?"

Me: "Alright, before I say anything... I want to apologize about the ealier call. That wasn't me. That was my... little brother... somebody who isn't very good at talking to girls like you. So let's start over ok?"

Her: "OK."

Me: "So yeah, I'm going out of town today... won't be back until next week" but call anyway... see when would be a good time to get together etc... etc...

Her: says she's going back to NY on her day off

Me: "Tell you what, you need to stay here and hang out with me instead. I'm much more interesting." etc...

Her: "Interesting? How?" :confused: "Why do you want to see me?"

Oh wow, this girl barely speaks English. So clueless that she doesn't even know to talk on the phone when boys call her up.

I got a reaction out of her definitely. Since she started laughing nervously and kept saying "Tell me!" when I told her she really should come see me.

Cute Chinese girl with the Japanese AV star face... I don't think anybody's ever been so direct with her before. Definitely none of the other Chinese guys she's around (who probably watch even more Japanese porn than I do, and are even more intimidated by how this girl looks that I am). They act like nice guys, communicate with their voice tone and body language that they're shy, and they hope she will find that cute and fall in love with him. It's definitely a cultural programming thing that was drilled into our heads growing up in an Asian home, and the reason there are so many Asian girls with White or Black guy boyfriends. Some guys might even try to slip in under the radar and say that they just want to be "friends", but since she's a woman she obviously knows what's really going on. I can tell by the way she blew me off the first time I called her, and expects me to do exactly what she says like an obedient puppy (to call her back tomorrow exact at 4 pm, and don't I dare bother her in the morning because she will be sleeping), that she's used to being in control whenever the wuss guys have a crush on her and try to make a move.

OK there, princess.

I know why she's so fat now. Her face is so pretty and so many guys kiss her ass because of it, that she can get as fat she wants and still have a never ending supply of Asian guys like me (and the White guys I've seen talking to her too) who want to mate with her.

Anyway, I've chosen to communicate that I'm not even going to try to hide how attractive I find her (although I'm obviously not going tell her on the first date how much I want to feel up her boobs and have sex with her face), since there's no point and would be counterproductive anyway. Let's see how fast I can escalate things, using the game techniques and inner confidence I've been learning recently, until she's feeling the same raw and primal attraction towards me as I feel for her.

"Jasmine, listen... I don't have a lot of time to talk..." and then I got to the point about how she caught my attention and what a dork she is for apparently not realizing that and asking all these stupid questions to me over the phone.

Anyway, she laughed, I got a positive reaction out of her, and I got all nervous and worked up over nothing again.

Language barrier/communication breakdown + my own insecurities = a pain in a the ass. But yeah, I really want this, I forced myself to man up, regain my composure, and do something about it, so I'm feeling good again. :tup: Let's see if she's actually worth my time once I see her on Wednesday.

edit: I didn't stutter or talk in the high pitched voice once. She didn't need to ask me "What?" not even once either, so that must mean I'm getting better at talking over the phone in that slow, clear, and confident fashion that I desire. Who cares if you feel self conscious and might look like a dork, if you sat in your car for an hour beforehand rehearsing how you were going to call a girl on the phone. If anybody else here is like me and doesn't have the communication skills to talk to women over the phone very well, then sit down and practice! It's worth it, and now I feel great! :bgrin:

[invertebrea]

someone made me throw up or something, i think, i dont really know though, i like beer word down

[Bacardi]

I like how there is a walmart 3 miles from my house and now they are building one 1/4 mile from my house within 10 miles of my house there are 5 walmarts the new one makes 6 seriously who the fuck approves for them to keep building those motherfuckers

[invertebrea]

yo did archu get shut down or something wtf she didnt do anything wrong fuxx

[BornAgainCommunist]

Goddam citric acid.

everything has it.... and my fucking tongue get holes burned into it.... like fucking layers of skin gone.... it heals very quick after a day if I dont eat any of that stuff..... but dam... it fucking hurts.

[JackTenrac!]

Haha, I have a buddy thats supposed to graduate this year from George Brown...I feel bad even just talking to him. The funny thing is (to me at least, not him, I guess) is that the way his luck's been going...something like this college strike should have been EXPECTED.



Yeah, it's a shame. What's he doing at George Brown? I'm a Humber student in the post-grad year, did my post sec here also, so I see where he's coming from.
Me and my mentor's friend, whose a prof at the school I attend, were discussing this last night. The nice thing about the pawns being the students? bull.

The faculty are the real chess pieces in this game. The students are the ones who are feeling the backlash of the battle between the Gov. and the Union. If the education was all that terrible, we all wouldn't take to enrolling. Also, the Union surely does not seem to give a good damn, considering the fact that this all could be dealt with in one move, which is the legislate the teachers back to teaching. Instead, they want their dough and smaller classrooms.

I agree completely with what he stated. The Union's plea for smaller classrooms also something I don't agree with.

These guys work with about 25+ students a class, and the post sec. usually does 80 or so students on a 2 year or so term(not including Humanities lectures, which house two or three programs together. I had done it with Fashion course neighbours. There was this brown chic with dark big brown eyes, dark brown complexion and ....super boobs! :lovin:). The only time they'll consider one to one is if the students themselves give a rat's ass to get that needed help from those exact same teachers.


So what you doing Bear? Just rotting away at home, or is there something college guys can do in the meanwhile to make up for the lost time?


.....I'm....melti...inngg........aaah.........[/rejuvenates!]

KoFing by day, workin' by mid-day, ass-scratchin' at night.

Our course is an intensive one year trip. Three semesters, back to back, so I'm just here taking on two big sites for projects, and prepping for internship searching. My portfolio site is very under par, so I have to fine tune the little guy before I hit them.

So many companies in the T-Dot...so much time. An old classmate of mine is at Indusblue and our careers centre has internships for DesignAxiom(designaxiom.com) and a full time position at OneMethod. (onemethod.com).

They interest me and are godly over my current skill level.

[arcticninja]

Women are idiots.


Understatement of the day.



Hey guys! I'm really angry today! I want to punch every man in the nuts, and every woman in the ovaries.



Join the club. I'm in an *especially* bad mood today after not being able to sleep, having my glasses fall apart, having my screwdriver that I use to fix my glasses fall apart, being stuck being jerkface retard drivers, and being late to work.

I'm at DEFCON 4 and I haven't even talked to a customer yet. This is going to be a long day.

[JackTenrac!]

What do you guys do to cool down?

The title of this board will show you the way...[/wisdom]

* plays some KoF *

..that went well.

[Roxie]

baaaaack!

[Lantis]

I would like to think that is Kool Aid.... :wasted:

[Roxie]

am I wrong, or is "Dance Dance" CLEARLY the superior song? ~~
No, you're 100% correct. Very surperior.



Women are people. They're just people. Some, not especially good people, but if everyone wanted to have sex with you since you turned 13, you'd probably either pushblock people or sleep around, too. So, you should talk to them, approach them, like people. They're certainly different from guys, but they're still...people. This sounds insane that I actually have to type that out, but I think a lot of guys see something cute walking at them, and are like OMG A GURL OMG OMG....

Who is inferior (all women are sluts, all girls are dumb, etc) and who is superior (omg women are so beautiful and interesting and I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOu, DON'T RUN FROM MEEEE, etc) should be left to an individual basis, I think.
:lovin: :lovin: :lovin: :lovin: :lovin:


Now if there was only a way to put THAT in the water!!

[Taichi]

If a picture is worth a thousand words, and a dog looking in a mirror sees god, is a picture of a dog looking in a mirror worth a thousand gods?

Roxie, that's my new favorite avatar! :tup:

[JackTenrac!]

Teeth? a minor? and blood colored Kool Aid?

...R Kelly is around here....somewhere.

...that went well.

[Roxie]

Teeth? a minor? and blood colored Kool Aid?

...R Kelly is around here....somewhere.

...that went well.
Tampons, not a minor (I had to cover up the breasts), and not Kool-Aid.

[Taichi]

Tampon Tag! (http://www.snafu-comics.com/tampon_tag/index.php)

[JackTenrac!]

ohhhhh.

One more thing:



...Taichi's it!

...that went well!

**runs away **

[Taichi]

aww, damn

[arcticninja]

If a picture is worth a thousand words, and a dog looking in a mirror sees god, is a picture of a dog looking in a mirror worth a thousand gods?

Roxie, that's my new favorite avatar! :tup:



wait wait wait....


ok, so if a picture is a worth 1000 words, and actions speak louder than words, then.....in theory 1000 actions are louder than a picture.

here's the proof:

P = Picture
Q = Word
R = Action

P = 1000Q
R > Q

R > Q -> 1000R > 1000Q

Therefore, since 1000R > 1000Q || P = 1000Q, 1000R > P.

[9TNine]

Tampons, not a minor (I had to cover up the breasts), and not Kool-Aid.

:wtf:

-9

[Taichi]

wait wait wait....


ok, so if a picture is a worth 1000 words, and actions speak louder than words, then.....in theory 1000 actions are louder than a picture.

here's the proof:

P = Picture
Q = Word
R = Action

P = 1000Q
R > Q

R > Q -> 1000R > 1000Q

Therefore, since 1000R > 1000Q || P = 1000Q, 1000R > P.

I'll hafta take your word for it, I suck at math.....

[Airthrow]

I was thinking about long-distance relationships at work today, and I thought about Airthrow's situation, and so I have to bring this up-

Dude, you know she's really a guy, right? This is a setup. You will get over there, and get fucking jumped, and possibly sold to terrorists. Bad times ahead.

If she's really a guy then I guess plastic surgery technology is more advanced than I thought. :karate:

Didn't start out long distance.

[*InVeRs3*]

wait wait wait....


ok, so if a picture is a worth 1000 words, and actions speak louder than words, then.....in theory 1000 actions are louder than a picture.

here's the proof:

P = Picture
Q = Word
R = Action

P = 1000Q
R > Q

R > Q -> 1000R > 1000Q

Therefore, since 1000R > 1000Q || P = 1000Q, 1000R > P.
:rofl: :rofl:

[Million]

What ever happened to the guys from 3rd Bass? "Gasface" is a classic.

I'll never forget that day I fed my neighbor's dog some of my shit. I should've videotapped that. Heh, that bitch choked on my shit....LITERALLY!

[VG Emblem]

I just got such an awesome idea, but I could possibly get arrested for it or something to that extent. Hmm, I'll think about it.

[abacabb]

you cant just state that you have a great idea. you have to elaborate, share some details.

[Murt!]

I just realized that by the time I'm of age competitive Street Fighter will be a thing of the past. :tdown:

[VG Emblem]

Well, if anything, it's pretty stupid. Ever seen the Jack in the Box commercial when the Jack guy goes in to a store and orders a meal? The he doesn't have cash, and then he's like "So what, don't you know who I am?" Well, I think it would be funny to somehow aquire that costume and go to my local Jack in the Box and try that. But not let up for awhile and actually try to convince them I'm him. All in all, probably wouldn't work out well.

[Nemesis00]

Metroid Prime 2 is a challenging game.

[*InVeRs3*]

KCXJ: That picture of that flat butt girl you posted is ass (no pun intended). Flat ass sucks. I wanted to throw up after seeing that ass of an ass.

[VG Emblem]

I just did the most awesome thing today at school. Ever. The story goes like this. So today, some people from this rap/hip-hop radio station called K Day came to perform at our school. They performed in the Lunch field. I was like meh, and alot of people were gathered around listening, so me and some other kids I know devised an idea. Our idea was to start a mosh pit, in the middle of the rap performance crowd. It was me and 2 others. We went there and tried to get some more people to sign up, which didn't work. So were standing there, trying to start a mosh pit just for shit and giggles. Then one of us 3 dissapears, and we're like wtf. Later he we discovered he went more to the front, and then all of a sudden, it seemed he had succeeded. A wave of people started coming towards us, pushing and everything, seemingly trying to escape the mosh. But we were like fuck yeah, and started moshing. It was awesome for like 15 seconds, then the bell rang. If lunch had lasted 5 more minutes, wow that would've rocked.

[Hunter D]

KCXJ: That picture of that flat butt girl you posted is ass (no pun intended). Flat ass sucks. I wanted to throw up after seeing that ass of an ass.
What picture?

[FistsofFury]

Am I the only person that finds this video of Natalie Portman on SNL (http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1439_natalieraps.shtml) sexy as hell????

[L1qu1d]

who here would fuck nancy from freddy kruger

[Lantis]

who here would fuck nancy from freddy kruger

You mean Heather Langenkamp from NOES 1 and 3?

Nah...Lea Thompson was the 80's hottie for me. Oh yeah, and Debbie Gibson, too.

[Roxie]

Am I the only person that finds this video of Natalie Portman on SNL (http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1439_natalieraps.shtml) sexy as hell????

While I don't find it sexy, I do think she's one of the most naturally beautiful women in hollywood.

Like I see that and I end up just like "wow, she's beautiful!" She couldn't do anything ugly. Poor girl.

[Million]

Deb got naked in playboy sometime last year if I recall. I have the issue of course. I never would've imagined back then that someday I'd get to see BOTH Debbie and Tiffany("I Think We're Alone Now") naked. I remember having 1 or 2 wet dreams about Tiff.

yeah, Nancy would get that pussy pulverized by my powerful penis.

*currently getting my next batch of Naruto episodes.
Hark! I hear those hot ass hoes outside the building...it's terrible how much they smoke. EVERY TIME I see those broads...they're smoking. Morning = outside smoking. late afternoon = smoking. Night = smoking. They just went out with some guys...and yeah...everybody in the group is smoking.

I'm serious about the no-smoking requirement for any woman I'm interested in romantically. Put the cigarettes down permanently, or I'm never, ever going to be interested in anything beyond a fuck...and even then, you need a damn breath mint or somethin' before we even do that much. Get the hell out of my face with that tarpit+turds smell. Damn, man...what's wrong with the college girls(mostly white) and the smoking? They're ALL smoking, and it makes me want to drop a nuclear bomb on a small country or something....I'm just tired of even seeing it...that shit is disgusting and stupid.

Nat Portman was actually hotter when she was jailbait back in The Professional. Lately she's been looking adorable though...she just needs a few helpings of cornbread...someone donate some homestyle macaronni and cheese to that girl, please. She's too cute to be so unfortunately thin and frail...she has potential to be stupid-hot.

these are funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=OGrwJ8ogF9o
If I had a PC, I'd be SO heavily into MUGEN.

[*InVeRs3*]

I'll admit, MUGEN is fun even if it's broken. 2vs2 LIVE matches are the greatest.

[JackTenrac!]

So...I have been thinking about my friend's ex, Miss Nurin( I call her Urin, since she doesn't deserve the extra e as of yet) lately. I have a pic of her and I on New Years Morning and people have been asking me about hittin' it. I look at the picture, with her indian african self on my lap there, and have seen a classic beauty whose one year my senior.She's terrific: holds liquor way better than the rest of the crew, including the biggest person there( and she's a gangsta latina), great smile, lovely voice, ok figure,intelligence, interest, independent............. and nice hard jab combination.

Still, I've done older. A 22 yr. when I was 19 is an example.

I'll passing by her area if I work downtown or attend the user group. Probably a great way to invite her out to coffee or to catch a date flick, followed by dinner to show interest. If that doesn't work out then, she'll get the blowdart to the neck like all my other women.

Trouble is: she and 2 members of the crew had a past. I'd still date her regardless since we are all adults, but something tells me that the idea is not wise without her ex's blessing. I don't want it so...Guess we'll have to settle it man to man if words don't suffice. The modern way of the gentlemen's duel which been present for two decades, yet the original ideal behind it has spawned from the days of old, where horses replaced cars and ugly women. It is...it is...










...Street Fighter III: Third Strike and Second Impact....to the death...of the thumbs!! Winner gets the fair maiden's hand and jerk chicken for a month!

...that went well.

[monbaby]

Man I got into a car accident today...

But I'm still headed to showdown...

Hopefully this weed will cure all my aches and pains...

[VG Emblem]

How come sleeping in school is like the best sleep ever? I mean, I like sleep at home, and it's like meh. But then, I dose off at school for 10 minutes and I feel golden. Wtf.

[Dasiatic]

One time i robbed B&N of $21.

Me and a class mate of mine visited Barnes and Noble.
I bought Samurai Champloo volumes 1 and 2 for $21 and change.
After we walked out, I told my friend to stay outside and hold on to both
of the books, while i walk back inside with the empty bag and recipt. I walked back in making the bag look as though it had the two books in it, picked up another copy of Vol 1 and 2. After that, I walked up to the chashier and asked for a return....and it was successful.:)

crap, im giving you guys ideas.

[Dan?]

Snip

If your friend doesn't approve, just start up the patented 'Alex's wiggling sausage fingers of death' stance. (I mean, God, what are they made of, rubber?) Add one teaspoon of ex-stomp, Hyper Bomb liberally and voila!

[abacabb]

One time i robbed B&N of $21.

Me and a class mate of mine visited Barnes and Noble.
I bought Samurai Champloo volumes 1 and 2 for $21 and change.
After we walked out, I told my friend to stay outside and hold on to both
of the books, while i walk back inside with the empty bag and recipt. I walked back in making the bag look as though it had the two books in it, picked up another copy of Vol 1 and 2. After that, I walked up to the chashier and asked for a return....and it was successful.:)

crap, im giving you guys ideas.
i shall be doin this on monday. Thank you Dasiatic

[BornAgainCommunist]

How come sleeping in school is like the best sleep ever? I mean, I like sleep at home, and it's like meh. But then, I dose off at school for 10 minutes and I feel golden. Wtf.

I don't know why exactly. I am not in school anymore...but... sleep in school is awesome.

I alwasy LOVED the nurses office sleeping cotts..... you would go in there the lights would be off you would see like the back of a hot ass chick and like a fat burnout with there fucking eyes wide open staring at you......

Just felt like I was getting away with something since .... every session of that was of course followed by me acting too sick... and then going over to my freinds house to smoke and play Bond on a fucking loud system.


oh and this one hot goth chick always put her hand down my pants in the library.... that was good sleep too.

[JackTenrac!]

If your friend doesn't approve, just start up the patented 'Alex's wiggling sausage fingers of death' stance. (I mean, God, what are they made of, rubber?) Add one teaspoon of ex-stomp, Hyper Bomb liberally and voila!

Probably...

I'm a Gouki SA II fighter, so it'd be the Overhead Attack kick, punch, Gou Hadouken, followed by the a good cup of Massatsu Gou-Shoryu! :wink:

...I can feel her now.

...wait...that's my own hand!


...that went well.

[Taichi]

If I ever discover who keeps throwing condoms into my driveway, I swear to christ I will skullfuck them to death.......

[JackTenrac!]

Probably the wind at my back, or the body spray secret to the Tag con-"cock"-tion that does not work on human females.

Either way, free sex protection like ADT.

[RaishinX]

Speaking of condom. I never understood how someone managed to take condoms from various locations and dump them in the streets. Is there *no* garbage can where the intercourse took place? I seriously doubt someone's having sex in the streets near the boarding house (for instance) near my house.

[L1qu1d]

^^fuck in the car, then chuck the rubber out the window, whos gonna keep that grimey shit in their whip?

[RaishinX]

^Didn't think of that. Condoms have shown up in more awkward places, though.

[Dangerous J]

hey guys I was thinking of doing a "big battle" type thing in GD like Invincible Swordsman does , but with X-men villains. does anybody know of any tournament" "matrix" or process he used.?
Furthermore, would anyone here vote in it if i did it?
Thanks:wgrin:

[VG Emblem]

hey guys I was thinking of doing a "big battle" type thing in GD like Invincible Swordsman does , but with X-men villains. does anybody know of any tournament" "matrix" or process he used.?
Furthermore, would anyone here vote in it if i did it?
Thanks:wgrin:
Uhh, Battle Poll?

[Taichi]

I don't think I wanna use 'em, Bear, that shit's already used, and considering the dirtbags I call neighbors, I don't want anything that's been on their slimy cock, or greasy pussy, anywhere near my glistening Super Wang.......

[Dan?]

I don't think I wanna use 'em, Bear, that shit's already used, and considering the dirtbags I call neighbors, I don't want anything that's been on their slimy cock, or greasy pussy, anywhere near my glistening Super Wang.......

*Taichi's dick jumps into a phone booth*

"This looks like a job for Super Wang!"

[FistsofFury]

I'm serious about the no-smoking requirement for any woman I'm interested in romantically. Put the cigarettes down permanently, or I'm never, ever going to be interested in anything beyond a fuck...and even then, you need a damn breath mint or somethin' before we even do that much. Get the hell out of my face with that tarpit+turds smell. Damn, man...what's wrong with the college girls(mostly white) and the smoking? They're ALL smoking, and it makes me want to drop a nuclear bomb on a small country or something....I'm just tired of even seeing it...that shit is disgusting and stupid.



What if Halle Berry smoked and was trying to get at you?

[VG Emblem]

*Taichi's dick jumps into a phone booth*

"This looks like a job for Super Wang!"
I don't even want to imagine what kind of crime he would fight...

[FistsofFury]

^^fuck in the car, then chuck the rubber out the window, whos gonna keep that grimey shit in their whip?


Yeah and people fuck in crazy places.

[Airthrow]

i shall be doin this on monday. Thank you Dasiatic

You two are fucking thieves.

I rightfully won 30 bucks playing poker tonight. :karate:

[phae]

I lost my wallet last night, on the bus of all places.

In it? My NY State ID, my bank card, and my motherfucking social security card.

Best part? I can't call the MTA's lost and found until monday to see if they have it and even then i have to call before noon (hours are 8 AM - Noon!)

So I pre-emptively cancelled my bank card and got a new one on the way, just because I don't really know if it's at the Lost and Found or not. I hope it is.

[FistsofFury]

"The truth about evolution" (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3954156199145885147&q=Snakes+on+a+Plane)

Dude says evolution is a religion...wtf.

[invertebrea]

katrina we can seriously meet, like im definitely down, dont have sexx0rz with anybody:sweat:

[Scorpio_G]

I lost my wallet last night, on the bus of all places.

In it? My NY State ID, my bank card, and my motherfucking social security card.

Best part? I can't call the MTA's lost and found until monday to see if they have it and even then i have to call before noon (hours are 8 AM - Noon!)

So I pre-emptively cancelled my bank card and got a new one on the way, just because I don't really know if it's at the Lost and Found or not. I hope it is.

I left my wallet at a resturant in NJ once. Had my school idea and stupidly my Social Security card inside. Usually I never keep it in my wallet I always put it in a hiding spot. It was a scary situation for me because I knew if anyone knew how to use a SS number illegaly I'm screwed for life.

But just calm down and relax. Since you live in SI chances are ther's not a lot of people on the bus and the bus driver found your wallet.

My mom left her keys on the express bus and the buses that run in Bklyn usually go to a bus depot. If anything is left on the bus they usually put it in a box. Find out what the number for the bus depot for your area and ask if they found a wallet. Or you can wait until 8pm and call. Just go to sleep and wake up in the morning. (if your not asleep already.)

[phae]

I left my wallet at a resturant in NJ once. Had my school idea and stupidly my Social Security card inside. Usually I never keep it in my wallet I always put it in a hiding spot. It was a scary situation for me because I knew if anyone knew how to use a SS number illegaly I'm screwed for life.

But just calm down and relax. Since you live in SI chances are ther's not a lot of people on the bus and the bus driver found your wallet.

My mom left her keys on the express bus and the buses that run in Bklyn usually go to a bus depot. If anything is left on the bus they usually put it in a box. Find out what the number for the bus depot for your area and ask if they found a wallet. Or you can wait until 8pm and call. Just go to sleep and wake up in the morning. (if your not asleep already.)

I didn't lose it on the Island.. I lost it out in Queens, on the bus between Jamaica and Flushing (Q17).. I can't find the depot number, so I gotta wait until Monday to give the Lost and Found a ring.

It won't be too bad.. I'm DEFINATELY calm. I lost my wallet while on acid, which was bad news, but everyone calmed me down quick and assured me they'd manage to get me home. And they did.

My mom said she'll cover the $15 fee of a replacement state ID, and a SS card reissue is simple, just gotta mail some stuff in and wait. Just sucks I gotta wait for my state ID to get here before i can even APPLY to get a new SS card - they want proof of identity and proof of citizenship. My only identity proof is my state ID.

At least getting a new bank card was EASY. HSBC fucking owned me with how simple it was.

[Million]

What if Halle Berry smokedWell, obviously that's different....as she is still the Supreme Elite on my personal rankings. I would still try and persuade her away from that disgusting habit, as it would surely befoul her image of perfection in my eyes. I would plead with her to stop, or at least cut way down with the smoking.

I suddenly feel like admiring a specific pictorial she did for FHM about a year or 2 ago..(*the set with the boxing/training theme...so far they are my favorite Halle pictures. I take great care of that particular fhm issue as if it were a small child.)

...heh, and yeah...it's been years now, and I STILL haven't seen all of Monster's Ball or Swordfish....just those scenes. MB: Halle laying naked on her side, and the sex scene...oh, and when B eats her out in bed and she orgasms..there's a nipslip there.. S: Halle bending over at the golf course, laying in the chair topless, and that scene with her in just...black bra and pantiessss....my TOGURO™ has just awakened just thinking about it. But yeah...I've had both dvds all this time...and I've never watched either movie from beginning to end...just "those scenes"....over, and over....and over...sometimes in slow motion. :sweat:

[Hunter D]

I didn't lose it on the Island.. I lost it out in Queens, on the bus between Jamaica and Flushing (Q17).. I can't find the depot number, so I gotta wait until Monday to give the Lost and Found a ring.

It won't be too bad.. I'm DEFINATELY calm. I lost my wallet while on acid, which was bad news, but everyone calmed me down quick and assured me they'd manage to get me home. And they did.

My mom said she'll cover the $15 fee of a replacement state ID, and a SS card reissue is simple, just gotta mail some stuff in and wait. Just sucks I gotta wait for my state ID to get here before i can even APPLY to get a new SS card - they want proof of identity and proof of citizenship. My only identity proof is my state ID.

At least getting a new bank card was EASY. HSBC fucking owned me with how simple it was.
You are fucked. There is a lot of things that people can do with your SS. I wouldn't be surprised if some korean or haitian has stolen your identity by now.

[maxx]

You are fucked. There is a lot of things that people can do with your SS. I wouldn't be surprised if some korean or haitian has stolen your identity by now.

lol owned!

[Million]

So...I guess SRK's love of Naruto surpasses their Righteous Crusade against "emo shit", eh? Gaara seems to be exactly what the majority here would jump and yell "OMG EMO ***!"....and yet no one does this, and several Naruto fans here have Gaara avatars. On a sidenote...I'd love to see someone say "Emo ***" to the face of someone truly dangerous. Yeah, go ahead and get yourself tortured...and then cut up into several pieces. I'm sure it was worth it to toss an insult towards someone who happens to realize there is *gasp* BULLSHIT all over the world. How 'bout I tear your eyes right out of your skull, and carve the skin off your arms?

Gaara is awesome..yeah, it does remind me just a bit of myself in childhood...words could never fully describe the depth of my hatred towards just about everyone else in school, and eventually the human race in general. Anyway, I'm up to #78 now.
Also, Naruto Clash of the Ninja is already out for Gamecube. So...whatever company is behind this game...they must not want people to buy, I assume? I have not seen a single commercial or print ad. They just let the game quietly SNEAK onto the store shelves. Yeah, that's a smart gameplan. Why are there so many morons making important business decisions these days? Don't be surprised when only 15 people buy your game. I'm going to eventually just rely on importing...because at this rate, they will NEVER release part 4. They'll just assume "hey...nobody bought the first one...maybe we shouldn't bring the sequels over." Suits like that are so damn idiotic and out of touch...they need to just have their throats slit. It's people like that who make the decision "Well, we should just cancel Yu Yu Hakusho. I mean...NOBODY watched when we put it on at 5am, so..."

[phae]

So...I guess SRK's love of Naruto surpasses their Righteous Crusade against "emo shit", eh? Gaara seems to be exactly what the majority here would jump and yell "OMG EMO ***!"....and yet no one does this, and several Naruto fans here have Gaara avatars.

Gaara is awesome..yeah, it does remind me just a bit of myself in childhood...words could never fully describe the depth of my hatred towards just about everyone else in school, and eventually the human race in general. Anyway, I'm up to #78 now.
Also, Naruto Clash of the Ninja is already out for Gamecube. So...whatever company is behind this game...they must not want people to buy, I assume? I have not seen a single commercial or print ad. They just let the game quietly SNEAK onto the store shelves. Yeah, that's a smart gameplan. Why are there so many morons making important business decisions these days? Don't be surprised when only 15 people buy your game. I'm going to eventually just rely on importing...because at this rate, they will NEVER release part 4. They'll just assume "hey...nobody bought the first one...maybe we shouldn't bring the sequels over." Suits like that are so damn idiotic and out of touch...they need to just have their throats slit. It's people like that who make the decision "Well, we should just cancel Yu Yu Hakusho. I mean...NOBODY watched when we put it on at 5am, so..."

You will shut the fuck up because our Lord Gaara is nothing near Emo. Sasuke is the Emo Kid, Gaara is plain ol' awesome.

Gaara has a better reason to be emo than Sasuke.

[Million]

heh, I'm actually against the never-ending "Emo Crusades" here.(as you'll probably see by my edit-added material) The situation where anyone complains about anything prompting an "emo ***" reaction has grown well beyond tiresome, boring, predictable, and moronic to me....it's also rather pathetic, as it's most likely something most of these people would only say behind the protection of internet anonymity. It has become possibly THE most annoying thing about the srk crowd. Someone may complain about...Miyasaki movies destroying toonami's lineup for the next few weeks....and someone with absolutely no imagination will call that person "emo". Of course, any complaining about girls and the "game" of love is prime emo insult bait.

[Mark Beast]

gaara is ass. rock lee, gai, shikamaru, itachi/kisame and jiraiya own the naruto series.
anyway, i can't wait til ff12 drops stateside. i don't want to import because the game has no english subtitles so i wouldn't get to totally understand the story. ah well. i'll be keeping my eyes on gamefaqs boards.

[phae]

gaara is ass. rock lee, gai, shikamaru, itachi/kisame and jiraiya own the naruto series.
anyway, i can't wait til ff12 drops stateside. i don't want to import because the game has no english subtitles so i wouldn't get to totally understand the story. ah well. i'll be keeping my eyes on gamefaqs boards.

I'm a Tsunade fan, in all honesty. I love her so much. :lovin:

[BornAgainCommunist]

speaking of comdoms... one of the most disgusting things ever....

some freinds of mine and I were smoking weed at one of their houses...in their bedroom...... this crackhead ethnic polish kid ...would always come by fucking completely wasted..... he never got the message that we didn't want him there even though we kicked him out every day..... but we felt sorry for him...so we didn't beat him up.


worst part is... this is all true.

Anyway, he convinced us somehow to let him use our freinds room to smoke some crack....we had to let him, it was just so fucking funny..... so then he is like

" do you guys have a balloon? I can recycle the hits that way."

after a few seconds..... he says ______ has got a girl freind right?

HE REACHES IN THE OUR FREINDS GARBAGE CAN AND
TAKES OUT A FUCKING USED CONDOM!!

I tried not to throw up..... it was just so fucking wierd ... we were going to just beat the shit out of him, but we didn't want his blood on us..... we were laughing the whole time....we just left the room..... of course our freind who owned the house was upstairs while this happened......

But we took this crackhead, and drove him a couple towns away and dropped him off..... only he was so gone...... we gave him just a normal empty coke bottle and told him it was a bong, he was fucking sucking on it relentlessly and just holding his hand like he was lighting it, even as we drove away.

later heard that we went to jail for partaking trying to kill his freinds girlfreind... only he didn't kill her, he just beat her up and rolled her down a ditch.

[abacabb]

bedrock berry fruity pebbles are the shit!! it was well worth my 4.29

[Hunter D]

I'm a Tsunade fan, in all honesty. I love her so much. :lovin:
I love her too. The reasons I love her are easy to see.:wink:

[Panicked]

Fuck the haters. The Simpson are funnier than Family Guy.

[Million]

The ladies on Charmed are so fuckin hot it's ridiculous. It's a shame this is apparently the last season...I should've watched this more often. All of them except Caley Cuoco have been naked at some point too.

ROSE = STILL has an amazing ass for a white girl. It's simply flawless. I thought she lost it in recent years...but she bent over tonight in a black dress...and I saw The Magnificence™ of that backside. Of all the famous white women out there...I'd say Rose has the strongest chance of making it to my Magnificent 5™ rankings one day. She's really close to that true elite status....and Alyssa Milano, as many here have heard a thousand times by now... is my former #1.

Whoah Stewie just did a quick SHORYUKEN!! :wow: It was quick...he obviously used the Jab version.

*Tori Spelling---yeah...despite her disgusting lack of ass...I would actually hit that. I surprise myself with that one. She's cute in a very strange way.

[Azrael]

Kellie Pickler from American Idol...oh my God I would hit that so hard and so savagely, she's snap right in half. Katharine would get rushed the fuck down as well. You'd have to arrest me for murder afterwards, cause there's no way they'd possibly survive.

Living in Japan for almost three years, I fuckin forgot what women with curves looked like. It's a tragedy.

[Million]

If I recall...Kathy is the one that looks similar to Midwest Mandy, right? If so...yeah, I think she's better looking than The Pickler. However, my memory happens to be fuzzy on this since I stopped watching. See, once Brenna G. was voted off, I completely gave up on this season. There was no further reason for me to watch.

[Azrael]

I dunno who Midwest Mandy is. Katharine has long dark hair, and one hell of a booty. If I were forced to choose between her and Kellie...I dunno, that's a rough call. Might have to go with Katharine though.

You were a Brenna fan? She was okay. Nice eyes though.

I mainly watch because it's in English, and it isn't a sucky Japanese TV show.

[Penguin]

If I died today, what would people remember about me? Would they focus on the positive? Or would I forever be remembered by some people for an odd character trait or the like?

I dunno man, but it keeps me up at night...

[Dan?]

If I died today, I hope it would be in a grand swordfight at the intersection of 441 and University avenue. Blood spraying everywhere, limbs flying, and besting my opponent with one final breath before succumbing to my grievous wounds. My body would finally find rest, held upright only by the strength of my mighty broadsword.

Then traffic would start up again and run me over, probably. Oh! Meteors covered in raptors would rain down upon the earth right afterwards giving me a fiery funeral as I went to Valhalla to feast at the table of my fathers.

Frikkin sweet.

[*InVeRs3*]

If I died today, I think I'll be remembered for my awful sense of humor and my brutal honesty. People will remember me for my dead baby jokes, and my directness.

When I mean directness and honesty I mean this:

If I were text, I'd be bullet points. It's direct, it's clear, and it's easy to understand. Some people perfer reading paragraphs with big, fancy words aka nice vocabulary. I don't. This is a good thing and a bad thing. Good because people get what they see. I don't "play games."Bad because some people get offended or bored easily.

I also love dead baby jokes. They're top tier. 'nuff said.

I just think those are the two main things that stick out that will make people remember me when I'm dead. The bad things will stick out more than the good things I've done, which kinda sucks.

edit:

short version:

people will remember me for being an asshole.

[FistsofFury]

If I died today, what would people remember about me? Would they focus on the positive? Or would I forever be remembered by some people for an odd character trait or the like?

I dunno man, but it keeps me up at night...


Sounds to me like an unconscious desire to do more with yourself.

So do it.

-EDIT-
I looked up Insane Clown Posse on wiki, wanted to see what the big deal was about. Oh man this Juggalo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo) thing seems really stupid and crazy to me. WTF.

[BornAgainCommunist]

If I had to die but got to choose the way I could die.....

I would jump into a river of molten lava in hawaii.

I do not want a dry earthy death.

[*InVeRs3*]

bassline - mantronix

holy barry sanders shit that song is top tier.

[Bowling Pin]

re: Naruto characters.

I... I'm partial to Tenten. I also messed around with the GNT series for the first time last Saturday night, playing 4 player in GNT3. Wow, the system is so simple it's deceptive. Almost as immediately invitable as a puzzle game, especially because of the license and the anime faithful graphics. Unfortunately I'm not at well versed in DEEP AND TECHNICAL discussion like the rest of SRK is. But... Tenten.

re: Dying.

I hope I can blow up on either an ambulance fighting zombies or on a plane with snakes.

[Million]

shameless self plug on the ytmnd thing: http://ogknuckles.ytmnd.com/ <--I'm somewhat proud.

yeah, Tenten could get the Bone™. I'm more of a fan of Hinata and that female teacher...Anko? She came in for the 2nd part of the Chuunin exams. That's a piece right there....but yeah, Naruto is a big dummy for (apparently) not fuckin with Hinata yet. The girl practically ORGASMS just from being in his presence.

If there really was a "Ninja Academy" or something similar...with teachers/sensei that taught all those magical "jutsus" or whatever...I would sign up for that IMMEDIATELY. I'll take the Water style, please. I want to hide in the mist, make water clones, and drown people in "Water Prisons"....among other things. The possibilities with such powers are amazing. Zabuza and Gaara have the best abilities, from what I've seen so far.

*dying---I'd choose a death that simply meant I realized some godlike powers/abilities, and my human body was just not able to handle it...then I would live on forever, as a being of energy, or an elemental entity...like a water spirit, or something.

[kcxj]

From left to right: Denise, Me, Sayaka

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/pz.jpg

I like this picture. :bgrin:

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Hua is the most beautiful woman I talked on Friday night. Awesome style, flawless skin, and such a high status presence that made everybody in the room notice her when she stepped in. Note the goofy facial expression I have from not being able to contain my excitement that she's actually leaning up against me like that.

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http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/KC.jpg
Cole is too good. Not a single person in the entire room that didn't know who he was. Now that's power and respect, and he's my hero.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/SK.jpg
My friend Suavion says he's going to get a tattoo on each arm and then one on his back soon. A lot of money to put on your skin if you ask me though.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/KLN.jpg
I'm stupidly jealous of Lay (guy in the middle). He's only 22, made a lot of money investing last year, and lives on his own in some upscale apartment I can only dream about. Yeah, he throws parties every week at his place and there are gorgeous women that come too (he has a picture of two cuties kissing him on his bedroom wall). I can't wait for the day my life is as comfortable as his is. Work is hard and being poor sucks though.

[TS]

I like Haku from Naruto. Keep in mind, however, I've only seen the manga version of Haku...the anime version might be...overpowering. Also, in the manga the Zabuza arc showed the Zabuza/Haku relationship as platonic...a story about a man who found something pure, something he loved....a kid. However, I understand that there's a more Greek implication that some people got, that I didn't really come away with.

Funny, I like Tenten too, but I haven't seen her do anything, except get her ass handed to her by that sand ninja girl from Gaara's team. I'm only up to the part where the've finished the fights after passing through the Forest of Death (after Rock Lee vs Gaara pt.1)... I do like Kiba, from what little I've seen of him. Choji, the fat one, is cool too. And, really, what can be said about Rock Lee that hasn't already been said about Jesus Christ. Hard to not like Iruka.

Million is, of course, correct about Anko...I was shocked when she first showed up in the manga, because she's such a stark contrast to all of the other characters...there's a bunch of 13-year-old girls running around, and then Anko pops in and it's just like...BAM. Just....wow. It's like Donald Trump hanging out with homeless people. One of these things is not like the others...


I'd hella like to die peacefully, in my sleep, at like 150 years old.


Speaking of Naruto, all anime games, and wrestling games, should have a recreation/What If mode. One of the DBZ games for GBA had this, where you could play through with any character, and the story would change as if that were the main character in the series. All games should have this. I'd like to see the 4 Beasts from Yuyu Hakusho (Genbu, Suzaku...and the ice guy, and the tiger guy) in the Dark Tournament, vs various teams. I'd like to see the Toguros take them on (or maybe just one) like Yusuke and the others did. Or maybe Genkai. You should be able to recreate fights, like in a DBZ game, you could watch the Piccolo/Goku fight from the end of Dragon Ball, or the fight when the Saiyans arrived in DBZ. Or in wrestling games, you could watch recreations of the main events from, say, Wrestlemania 3. Or in NFL games, you could recreate Superbowl 19 or some other random game. It would be cool. I know already in Naruto there are fights that will probably never happen (I'd like to see Neji vs Gaara, but I'm sure it'll never happen...likewise Neji vs Rock or Sasuke), it'd be cool to see how they might go.

[VG Emblem]

Hey guys, quick quick! Help me out!
How do you like take a screen shot of your screen at the moment?

[FistsofFury]

Hey guys, quick quick! Help me out!
How do you like take a screen shot of your screen at the moment?


ctrl + prt scrn

Then paste the thing into a blank whatever in an image editing program.

[VG Emblem]

ctrl + prt scrn

Then paste the thing into a blank whatever in an image editing program.

Does Paint work?

[FistsofFury]

Does Paint work?


Yup.

[Bowling Pin]

Yes, Paint works. But it's just print screen, you don't need the ctrl.

[VG Emblem]

Yup.

Ah, thanks guys. I needed it for a funny coincidence.

[FallingEdge]

Fuck studying for tests.

I'm out.

[Azrael]

...Oh shit, another KI av. Props.

Funny all this talk about death came up. Two days ago I was on the train, and I started thinking about death...and what happens afterwards. Specifically, the possibility that when you die, everything just ends. No afterlife, no anything, just...nothing. It filled me with such an incredible feeling of, I dunno, fear? Dread? It's like I can feel it, and it just overwhelms me for a minute. More than just normal fear, it's as if I'm looking into something I shouldn't be and paying for it. This happens every few months or so (6-8 or so) and I just happened a few days ago.

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I finally saw Swingers for the first time on TV yesterday. ...What a genious movie. I can't believe I've never seen it sooner. I should have seen it about this time a year ago, cause that's when it would have hit home the hardest. I WAS Mike during that time.

[Million]

Specifically, the possibility that when you die, everything just ends. ^and this is one of the primary reasons I suspect that mankind created the various religions. There was the need for some type of order/control over the masses...and there was the need for the notion of continued existence....as well as explanations of the unknown(*much like how ancients came up with mythology to explain various mysterious things about the world/universe) Survival is possibly the strongest human instinct...so somewhere within that...we simply can't deal with the possibility of just not existing at some point. I certainly can't. I'd definitely prefer to live forever...

...which of course is why if I were ever presented with the Genie 3 Wishes scenario....2 of my most likely wishes would be for immortality and invincibility(*because the former sucks without the latter...you always will need invicibility to back that up.) Anyway, if life as we know it here is all there is for us...then this existence is even more depressing than I thought. It's pretty much established amongst most realistic people that this world sucks, and everything is overflowing with bullshit. Now, if this is all there is...then that is even MORE of a terribly depressing tragedy.

*some name I keep hearing in the news: JACK ABRAMOFF. <<<come on now, folks. Jack Abram Off?!

http://ogknuckles.ytmnd.com

completely out of the blue after seeing the recent girl topic...I'm still proof against any possible technique working. That whole "put her on ignore" stuff simply does not apply to me. Whenever I've done that in the past...well, that's it. If I stopped calling the broad...well, we just stopped talking FOREVER. That's how it always was. I got to a point a long time ago, where I'd just laugh whenever people gave me suggestions, as I knew my very existence proves all of those alternative gameplans completely wrong. I realize that I will just have to take drastic measures and morally questionable tactics in the future when I finally see someone who will be mine. I really have no choice. See, this is getting to the source of my anger/hatred....not necessarily hate towards girls/women....but more of hatred towards the way the game works....and the world in general. It generates the question that Gaara asked: something to the effect of "Why me and no one else? Why ONLY me?". See, all those tactics/strategies would work for every one else but me. It's a good thing videogames allow us to live out our more sick fantasies with no real cosequence....in "Spore", I fully intend to re-create the human race and earth, specifically to destroy it over and over again....in numerous, progressively sinister ways....not just the complete eradication of women...but the absolute annihilation of the human race, and the pathetic shitball we call a world.....I'll continually wipe it from the very fabric of existence....and this will bring me much joy.

[Penguin]

^
This is very unhealthy thinking... You're gonna have to realize that there isn't some special force around you that causes you to fail with girls. Infact, I've seen crippled guys pull hot girls. Its all about your mindset... if you walk in there thinking " Omg I'm gonna fail and none of this will work for me because I'm me" then its gonna fail.

[arcticninja]

You must be new here. It's Million we're talking about. That's how he rolls.

[Penguin]

I'm not new, I know thats how he rolls.
A good saying is " No matter how far you've gone down the wrong road, Turn back"

[Hunter D]

I have an american sign language test today. Never been this nervous before a test.

[BornAgainCommunist]

meditate

[kcxj]

completely out of the blue after seeing the recent girl topic...I'm still proof against any possible technique working. That whole "put her on ignore" stuff simply does not apply to me. Whenever I've done that in the past...well, that's it. If I stopped calling the broad...well, we just stopped talking FOREVER. That's how it always was. I got to a point a long time ago, where I'd just laugh whenever people gave me suggestions, as I knew my very existence proves all of those alternative gameplans completely wrong. I realize that I will just have to take drastic measures and morally questionable tactics in the future when I finally see someone who will be mine. I really have no choice. See, this is getting to the source of my anger/hatred....not necessarily hate towards girls/women....but more of hatred towards the way the game works....and the world in general. It generates the question that Gaara asked: something to the effect of "Why me and no one else? Why ONLY me?". See, all those tactics/strategies would work for every one else but me.
It all depends on how much you want it. If you're 100% convinced that nothing is going to work, then of course no amount of help or advice is going to change your situation.

I recently realized I'm in my twenties already, and I'm tired of being the nerd that stays at home playing videos games by himself all day is my motivation if that helps you. Seeing the gorgeous woman pass you by, not doing anything about it, and then she's gone for the REST OF YOUR LIFE is the worst feeling ever.

Again, what you're willing to do about it to help yourself is really all you though.

[Azrael]

I have a chance to join the Festering Ass network (of Tucker Max fame). Should I?

[*InVeRs3*]

I have a chance to join the Festering Ass network (of Tucker Max fame). Should I?

Do it man!

[TS]

...The what?

[*InVeRs3*]

...The what?

check out tuckermax.com then look to your left. Tucker's friends is part of the ass network.

and az's stuff > drunkasaurus rex's stuff. drunk used to be soo funny. I think Az will make it into the festering ass network.

[phae]

I have a chance to join the Festering Ass network (of Tucker Max fame). Should I?

HOLY SHIT!

You got invited onto the FAN?

DO IT!!!

If you guys have never read Tucker Max or the rest of the FAN, do it. Laughs forever.

[FistsofFury]

Fuck my premium ran out.

I had a blast today in Goldeneye. I play Goldeneye every month. Game is still fun.

[invertebrea]

morphine is cool, like just chilling in a hospital bed with nurses monitoring you, giving you injections so you know they wont od you or anything and just kind of spacing out, just space out of it.

[VG Emblem]

I just reconnected my wireless router so I can play some Wi-Fi. Then some weird error occured but I think it's been fixed. My internet is running slow as hell now, though.

[Airthrow]

I just got back from my first concert and first mosh pit experience... holy shit I am sore but that was too fun even if the music wasn't exactly my favorite.

[Dreaded Fist]

MIllion: your avatar looks like face made of poop.

I couldn't sleep today for some reason and decided to stay up and do some research for a paper i haven't started yet that's due thursday. I remember this guy telling me that sleeping in 3 hour segments is the best. Better to sleep 6 hours than 8 because of the sleep cycle and how you enter and recover from REM sleep. I'm not sure about the 3 hours though. I think this guy got it twisted. SHouldn't it be TWO hours?

I eat while driving alot and I get alot of stuff off the dollar menu at drive thrus and my fav right now is the Rodeo Burger from BK. It doesn't have alot of shit in it so I won't get lettuce and mayonaise all over my shirt while I'm driving . I know I can just get other sandwiches and tell them to leave out the condiments but then you have a plain ass burger.


Anyone know how the Onitsuka Tiger shoes made today compare to the ones originally made in Japan? My parents have this thing that anything not made in its country of origin is of subpar quality.

I have trouble saying sixth. Actually I say it right but it feels weird because after the x sound you have to hit the -th sound. It's easier and more gangsta to drop the th with 'd' and 'f', de heaven on earf

[Million]

MIllion: your avatar looks like face made of poop.
heh. Bingo. :clap:

...a glimpse of the Chojin's terrible, true, final form..

[kcxj]

I'm suppose to be meeting Jasmine for a first date in 10 minutes. What on earth am I still doing here at home? There's a part of brain telling me I need to go curl up into a ball somewhere and hide for God knows what reason....

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update:

It was the worst date I ever had in my entire life. She was tired, needed to sleep, was stressing about some work thing, and the only reason she met up with me was because she promised she would last week. Why the hell didn't she just say she was too tired to see me on the phone? Even her being rude and not picking up her phone when I called her would of been preferable to the ackward meeting I had to put up with. Who the hell tells a guy that "the only reason I'm out with you right now is because I promised you last week that I would."?

I tried everything I knew to try to get her to warm up to me, but she sat there with her arms crossed, she yapped on her cell phone with one of her girlfriends, and then she gives me a "can we go now?" out of nowhere.

The conversation I intend to have with her when I see her again...

"Jasmine, my time is very important to me. If you're not interested in seeing me, just say so beforehand from now on. I'm an adult and you're not going to hurt my feelings."

Yeah, I don't know where this is going. It's such a shame too because she's easily one of the top three prettiest girls at work. I'm not tolerating any kind of bitch behavior though, so sucks for her that I don't intend on calling anymore and she can stay single for all I care now.

[Bowling Pin]

I have a chance to join the Festering Ass network (of Tucker Max fame). Should I?

If it means cluttering your site up full of ugly ads, fuck that shit.

[Rioting Soul]

We're proud of you Az. Doing big things.

I think the most degrading job that doesn't involve decomposed material or the exchange of bodily fluids is being a member of the basketball team that plays against the Harlem Globetrotters.

[Taichi]

Why does it take several days for the smell to go away when I scratch my ass in my sleep?

EDIT: This is day three, and I've washed it in six kinds of soap, alcohol, and bleach, and it still reeks of butthole, help me, please!

[Airthrow]

Why does it take several days for the smell to go away when I scratch my ass in my sleep?

EDIT: This is day three, and I've washed it in six kinds of soap, alcohol, and bleach, and it still reeks of butthole, help me, please!

Try slinging some soap in your ass sometimes. :tup:

[Azrael]

If it means cluttering your site up full of ugly ads, fuck that shit.
Yeah, that's what I don't like. It could also mean my site gets an image makeover to fit in with the rest of the FAN.

On the upside, it would bring in money (a lot) and be a huge step to bigger things.

Internal debate rages on.

[*InVeRs3*]

I totally forgot that there were ads in FAN.

It's the year 2006 though. Ads are one of those little annoyances in life we've learned to accept, such as getting up off your lazy ass to make yourself a sandwhich. The world has learned to accept it.

You'll also get exposure too, and money like you said. It's just a bigger payoff to go with FAN imo.

[monbaby]

Why does it take several days for the smell to go away when I scratch my ass in my sleep?

EDIT: This is day three, and I've washed it in six kinds of soap, alcohol, and bleach, and it still reeks of butthole, help me, please!



You prolly sniffed your finger so much that ass juice may have ended on top of your nose or upper lip...

The real question is how do you get pussy juice off of your chest after a girl was on top of you?...

Pussy juice stinch lasts a long time...:bluu:

[Roxie]

Do it. People will complain, but they'll still come back to read it. Besides, everyone who cares only wants to see you blossom (if that doesn't sound too fem for you :P).

[JackTenrac!]

I have been practicing Third Strike for about three days.

Two hours each day as Gouki and Ibuki, and frankly, I am not sure if I am improving or deteriorating. I can do negative edge on anything but forward HK and forward HP, and probably parry better than I did before. Kara throwing is hard for me to pull off and ground crossups look sweet, but I cannot do them. Just do not know if it is enough to fight it out against the vets I tourney with.

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Found out that we are going to move to another part of the province. The place we rented out to these people is soon to be vacated and we are going to fill in the space. The place is far from our own place and our new neighbour(a old friend of my mother's), has parties all the time. So, drinking won't be a problem.

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Women come and women go. Do the right thing and be Taito when they arrive: Bust A Move.

[Mycah Leonhart]

I'm bored @ work - I deal with some really stupid fucks @ Yahoo.......and my GF kinda sorta trusts me but then again she kinda sorta doesn't.

And I can't wait till I work on my car somemore tommorow, I love my little 240SX.

[Taichi]

Try slinging some soap in your ass sometimes. :tup:

lol, actually, I'm meticulous about cleaning my asshole.......I get in there DEEP, like, I scrub until I hit the back of my teeth......



You prolly sniffed your finger so much that ass juice may have ended on top of your nose or upper lip...

The real question is how do you get pussy juice off of your chest after a girl was on top of you?...

Pussy juice stinch lasts a long time...:bluu:

I shower every morning, so I would've cleaned it off when I woke up.......

but my hand still smells like butt.....

and you're right about pussy juice stench, my sheets used to ALWAYS smell like sex.....anybody who came in could tell......

[abacabb]

my keyboard is hella dirty.