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invertebrea
03-22-2006, 09:34 PM
they trying to advertise in my dreams, its cool though i got somethin fun for um nameen:zzz:

invertebrea
03-22-2006, 10:01 PM
lol they're trying to roll with itLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL tell me how you feel?="black"][/COLOR]

Bowling Pin
03-22-2006, 10:30 PM
Do it. People will complain, but they'll still come back to read it. Besides, everyone who cares only wants to see you blossom (if that doesn't sound too fem for you :P).

Hmm... on the other hand, the site's demographics would shift from otaku geeks to frat boy pricks. The forums will defeat themselves.

I'm for it if you keep the Words of Wisdom archive updated.

Murt!
03-22-2006, 10:48 PM
Hmm... on the other hand, the site's demographics would shift from otaku geeks to frat boy pricks.


lmao

I'd do it just to see the two squabble.

Panicked
03-22-2006, 11:01 PM
I'm curious Az, do you post in your own forums at all? If so how often?

Lantis
03-22-2006, 11:05 PM
Another Q, Az. How was the whole celebration thing over in Japan when they won the World Baseball Classic?

Bowling Pin
03-23-2006, 01:44 AM
lol, I wanted to see the Puerto Ricans or the Dominicans kick Japan's ass. Alas, no such luck.

I've been thinking about a story I've wanted to write and turn into an animated series for the past year. It opens up with a young man dying, his soul drifting into the cosmos as he watches galaxies swirl and stars bloom. It's a beautiful sight, and then he begins thinking: "WOOHOO! THERE'S LIFE AFTER DEATH!!! WOOHOO!!! GOD, ALLAH, BRAHMAN, BUDDHA, WHOEVER, BRING IT ON!!!" Then the cosmos dissipates and our hero finds himself in a land with a bright blue sky and a ground covered in clouds. He then gets his ass kicked by an irate woman calling herself the Spirit of Convenience, and he learns that he has been transmigrated as the Spirit of Moderation. He has been denied Heaven or Hell; instead, he gets to live out eternity (or at least a sizable chunk of it) as an Allegorical Spirit in the World of Ideas, a land between the physical world and the afterlife. His purpose is to go to Earth and influence human beings to earn enough karma to countinue living in the World of Ideas, gyping him of any prospects of a peaceful afterlife.

The story's been brewing in my head for over a year now. It's influenced by everything from Plato to Boondocks, from Evangelion to Street Fighter, from Disgaea to Quantum Leap, and from The Brothers Karamazov to Martin. I like to think of it as this little show about humanity and emotions, with conversations being adventures and adventures being conversations. By the end of the next couple of months I hope to draw and write a comic depicting the first episode just so I can manifest all of this.

Now, another thing that's been on my mind is the opposite sex. Not that I'm obsessed with girls, actually, it's the opposite; my sex drive is pretty low. Now, I've been wondering: is this a bad thing? For a while, I thought that this was a sign that I was a doomed male. Most of my male friends have regular supplies of schluke waiting for them in open arms, while I'm content to jerking off to fighting games. Is there something wrong with me? I realized a little while ago that there wasn't. I could get girls if I tried... but I don't want to try. I don't want to have to put up with the bullshit of a fickle female who would like to have me succumb to her whims. With this in mind, and my virginity woefully intact, I've decided that I want to get my shit straight before I ever enter the dating arena. I want to be able to at least get the fuck out of college, make a living off my creativity, and feel like I'm the shit before I enter a relationship. And yes, I have female friends. They're great young women who I'm glad to know, and I'm not attracted to any of them either. Now, e-pimps of SRK, does this make me a pussy? I think not.

TS
03-23-2006, 02:26 AM
I'm not a racist. Not really, anyway. Some of my best friends are white people, yadda yadda...

But these cracker kids on these motherfucking Ovaltine commercials...I SWEAR TO GOD... ...what the FUCK??? These are the worst commercials of ALL FUCKING TIME. How are these still on TV??


"Who wants rich chocolate OVALTINE??!!!"

"YAAAYSS!!!" :encore:

FUCK YOU.

I just spent a couple minutes yelling at the TV for this weak ass mircrowavable pancake commercial...this bitch is gonna microwave some pancakes...talking about, "I never let my family leave without giving them a good breakfast..." What the fuck, BITCH, microwave pancakes?? Fuck you, call Child Protective Services on this whore. And too lazy to make PANCAKES?? P A N C A K E S. They take two minutes!!!


Fucking W H O R E.

9TNine
03-23-2006, 02:48 AM
SRK is broken.

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BornAgainCommunist
03-23-2006, 04:33 AM
I am going on vacation to wisconsin...well....around wisconsin dells...... with 3 hippies... I am walking out the door in an hour. I fucking love that place...... it smells like candy, leather, and indian stuff. Anyways.... I am going in that one little haunted house blazed.... I love that place....and the way the artifical smoke smells.

Cops in the midwest call native american women "Squalls" because they are all whores....... But I know there is more to the name then that.

9TNine
03-23-2006, 07:58 AM
This is a test to see if I can actually post now. I lost like 5 posts to that "My friend's friend looks at kiddie porn" thread, and I can tell that thread still has issues.

EDIT: yay.

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arcticninja
03-23-2006, 08:37 AM
lol, actually, I'm meticulous about cleaning my asshole.......I get in there DEEP, like, I scrub until I hit the back of my teeth......



I shower every morning, so I would've cleaned it off when I woke up.......

but my hand still smells like butt.....

and you're right about pussy juice stench, my sheets used to ALWAYS smell like sex.....anybody who came in could tell......



Clip your fingernails and clean under them. You probably have some trace amounts of feces under your nails.

Diirt_Kiicker
03-23-2006, 08:41 AM
Allow me to glarify my ectoplasmic peptobismal.......

chity-chity bang bang is to frosted mini wheats

If u can understand, my, brothaaa

Taichi
03-23-2006, 08:57 AM
Clip your fingernails and clean under them. You probably have some trace amounts of feces under your nails.

good call.....I did the typical white boy thing, and whipped out the old pocket knife, did a little scrape and shape, and the smell went away....


Cops in the midwest call native american women "Squalls" because they are all whores....... But I know there is more to the name then that.

It's "SQUAW" and it's a Western Tribe (Don't know what one) word for "Woman"


__________________________________________________ _______________

They say, upon discovering sunken treasure, that sometimes they found gold hidden in chamber pots........

I have a different theory.......the gold was not hidden in a chamber pot, but rather, in a pirate's ass, and when they realized they were going to sink, the pirate shat himself........

gives a whole new meaning to the term "Booty"

Roxie
03-23-2006, 09:04 AM
So, I was trying to catch a bus that was going to leave in 2 minutes.

I have a strategy, I get on the 3rd car of the train and either I'm first on the escalator or I run to the elevator.

Then I try and catch the other elevator that opens to the bus depot and then higher to parking level. Luckily, I catch this second elevator. I have on my BIG headphones and this guy is on the elevator behind me. I don't get a good look at him, but as I recall he wasn't much taller than I (5'2"), but was heavy and dark.

So, I'm praying the bus hasn't left yet and this guy, who probably thinks I can't hear him, starts talking shit behind my back

"You only going up one floor, man you holding me up."

At this point, I really don't give a shit. I'm just trying to catch my bus and I'm happy he's not going to be on it with me.

Then he says, "You so big anyway, you need to be taken the stairs"
to which I promptly scream "FUCK YOU!!" as the doors open and I jog down to the bus, which I caught.

Why do people always feel like they can say anything they want to me? I don't get it.
People (men) just come up to me, trying to hit on me like, "Hey big mama can you cook? How many kids you got?"

Can you go fuck yourself? I'd dearly apperciate it.

JackTenrac!
03-23-2006, 09:22 AM
Can you go fuck yourself? I'd dearly apperciate it.

It's " Can you go f--- yourself, please?" .

Not many friendly people in America. Just kidding.

Probably the nicest people I met from there where actually other Canadians who do street tings over there. Some woman tried to sell me cologne that I did not want the last time I was down there. Gave me her phone number and tried to hoe herself to get the sale. The girl was big and as dark as Candyman and Charlie Murphy put together. Forcing herself onto me to get rid of no-name-brand wares. Insolence!

Broad got the BearJerker Barrage HDM!
...that went well.

Azrael
03-23-2006, 09:35 AM
I'm curious Az, do you post in your own forums at all? If so how often?
Only in two of the boards, and only every few days. I do check at least everyday though.

Another Q, Az. How was the whole celebration thing over in Japan when they won the World Baseball Classic?
I heard there was a big celebration out in Tokyo. And considering the game was broadcast on a public holiday, I'm guessing there was quite the drunk revelrie in bars across the nation. Aside from that, I haven't seen much...but I do have satellite TV now, and more or less don't even bother with the Japanese channels anymore.

It made the front page of the newspapers the next day though (this isn't that big though...sports is always on the front page...) with headlines like "showing the world Japan's pride in baseball" or some such.

I really wish they hadn't won. The Japanese already sort of think they invented baseball, now it's going to be much worse. They're sore losers but even worse winners.

Taichi
03-23-2006, 09:42 AM
Bear Jerker Barrage?

:rofl:

I knew there was a reason I liked you! :tup:

kcxj
03-23-2006, 03:30 PM
wtf... Lan is home in New York right now too. It's my day off and I don't have date tonight.

I see the importance of having like 10 different phone numbers in your black book now. Waste no time and approach EVERY SINGLE woman that you find even remotely attractive. I only have three "active" girl contacts at the moment, and this sucks so much that none of them are available tonight.

I had so much fun talking in my broken, second rate Japanese with Sayaka over the weekend. I whipped the pen and paper to get her contact info after I left also. Thing is that she's currently in Texas right now and I live in CT, so that's pretty much a dead end (I realized that so I didn't bother doing the whole "Are you single?" bit). I'm happy I didn't pull some let her walk out of my life forever tactic at least though.

I never thought there would be a day that I didn't want to go to play video games with my guy friends, but yeah, tonight is one of those nights. I wanted to see Ching tonight, since I haven't seen her in a week. Called two more girls once she wasn't available (can't call Jasmine because I just saw her yesterday and she was a fussy bitch), and damnit... I'm out of phone numbers now... :bluu:

edit:

Good shit to myself. :tup: I played CvS2 for five and a half hours straight at TGA tonight.

TS
03-23-2006, 05:58 PM
People (men) just come up to me, trying to hit on me like, "Hey big mama can you cook? How many kids you got?"


....WOW.

JackTenrac!
03-23-2006, 06:14 PM
- Just gonna kick back in the college next door. The library is quiet enough. Re-reading a book on game design and doing a project. The strike is still a go.

- The funniest thing: a fighting vet friend of mine mentioned Collision Detection in KoF. I was surprised, but it was expected.

Ignore the bitching below. I know I will.

- Dad keeps hyper lecturing me on the phone, stating that I am lazy and not applying myself as I should, even though I am development involved with two growing online communities and about to get the internship of a lifetime to start my new career. I am also starting a new project in my field as a business venture. All he does is compare me to his original self the age of 22. He had a real job this, he had a real job that, yet, as luck would have it, he is now 60 and still working at a general labour job with 5 children(4 legit and one bastard), 3 ex wives, a girlfriend, and several mistresses. Not to mention the porno stash in his apartment and his ability to blow off his money on booze worst than StarHammer on super crack. With crappy payment reductions to child support, which would not effect me at the momentary. I respect his OLD ways, where he wasn't such of a flop artist, as well as his past exploits, but if he wants to make up for the years he screwed up, he shouldn't use me to do so. Mid-life crisis can turn even Superman into a Bozo. I'll use his apt., I'll abuse his ride, I'll pay attention to his cries for help or the 20 calls/week, but I'll be damned to ammend for his losses and past transgressions.

Now it's time for my ignorant reaction thoughts:

Bear Ryoma doesn't = Jesus Christ with a HUNDRED BILLION ft. pole at best. Ask him to deliver you like Dominoes, daddy. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

arcticninja
03-23-2006, 08:25 PM
wow, your dad sounds like such a deadbeat. If my dad acted like that I'd tell him to fuck off or I'm not paying his bills any more.

Then again, my parents are pretty nice most of the time. They're really...really....REALLY stupid, but they mean well. And yet I still find ways to get annoyed at them and yell at them :razzy:

what can I say, I have no tolerance for stupidity.

Carpet Lint
03-23-2006, 08:36 PM
I want to lower my basketball net to like six feet and just dunk the shit out of it.

Raiko
03-23-2006, 08:40 PM
I almost cancelled my myspace account. Just couldn't go through with it. I will try again later on tonight.

*InVeRs3*
03-23-2006, 08:42 PM
I almost cancelled my myspace account. Just couldn't go through with it. I will try again later on tonight.

I cancelled mine yesterday. I cancelled the wrong one though.

SHRUG

Dan?
03-23-2006, 08:43 PM
I want to lower my basketball net to like six feet and just dunk the shit out of it.

9 out of 10 Doctors agree: that will increase the girth of your manhood and get you all the chicks.

Roxie
03-23-2006, 08:47 PM
....WOW.
:rofl: what? you're gonna remember those for next time?

Taichi
03-23-2006, 08:51 PM
I'd cancel mine, but it's got too many important people on it now.....

ahh well, I'm a slave to my friendslist........

JackTenrac!
03-23-2006, 09:50 PM
wow, your dad sounds like such a deadbeat.

Much oblidged. :sweat:

Live and let die, I figure. Enough bitching. More fuckachunkz

TS
03-23-2006, 10:21 PM
:rofl: what? you're gonna remember those for next time?

I'm just impressed by it. Just walking up to some complete stranger and be like "hey fat girl, come here are ya ticklish...?!!" Digital Underground Style.

That's....that's just nice. Walking up to strangers and asking them if they cook and how many kids they have...outstanding...

FistsofFury
03-23-2006, 10:46 PM
*hugs Rok*

Fuck the haters. You're beautiful and you have a brain.

You should have a set list of responses in your mind. Such as:

"Can you cook babygirl?"

"Not for your lame scrub ass. Gets da steppin fool."

Carpet Lint
03-23-2006, 11:26 PM
9 out of 10 Doctors agree: that will increase the girth of your manhood and get you all the chicks.
Yeah, I've been feeling pretty womanly ever since last week when that guy cut me off and gave me the finger as he sped away.

Unforunately I realized today that my backboard is bolted in place, not adjustable like those cool new nets that everyone else has.

Maybe I'll just watch some gay porn instead then. That should make me feel like a man.

Taichi
03-23-2006, 11:28 PM
Much oblidged. :sweat:

Live and let die, I figure. Enough bitching. More fuckachunkz

You're a stronger man than I......I have mother issues......DEEP mother issues......

Irennicus
03-23-2006, 11:43 PM
You're a stronger man than I......I have mother issues......DEEP mother issues......

Haha that makes you gay.

Taito
03-24-2006, 12:13 AM
That new Kanye single sucks. "Gospital!"

abacabb
03-24-2006, 12:33 AM
That new Kanye single sucks. "Gospital!"
wat song are you talking about?

VG Emblem
03-24-2006, 01:32 AM
Is the SRK GD page broken or something?

invertebrea
03-24-2006, 02:20 AM
i dont like the idea of jail, euthanation and a bunch of other shit. im just way too far gone, always has been, its like just being something else really distorted perspective(in comparison to normal thought, or the type of thinking that i see in everyone else)

Taito
03-24-2006, 02:39 AM
wat song are you talking about?
The one with Keyisha Cole and Twista for the new Mission:Impossible:III movie..

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=741

The more I think about it, I really don't like Late Registration, and this song reminds me of why.. Kanye has problems actually rhyming words together, and he doesn't talk about anything in most of his songs.

Taito
03-24-2006, 03:58 AM
The GD front page isn't updating for me..

Taichi
03-24-2006, 09:03 AM
Y'know how fancy restaurants make you wear a suit and tie?

what if all restaurants were held to similar standards and had a dress code?


you had to dress like a pirate to eat at Long John Silvers
or a Clown to eat at McDonald's
You had to dress like Royalty to eat at Burger King or Dairy Queen
or Carrot Top to eat at Wendy's
You'd have to dress like a Wetback to eat at Taco Bell
or Mario to eat at Pizza Hut
You'd have to dress like a Roman to eat at Little Caesars
or a Southern Gentleman to eat at KFC....
You'd have to dress like a toy to eat at Jack in the Box
or wear a big ass hat to eat at Arbys

I think eating out would be a LOT more fun, that way......

Dan?
03-24-2006, 09:09 AM
Eating would just be more fun in general if food fights were mandatory and all food would have at least one bite in the meal that would make a sound like a wet woopie cushion, adding a much-needed light-heartedness to the dinner table (though it could be hazardous to health, but whateva, this is America, we hate our arteries).

Taichi
03-24-2006, 09:25 AM
True that, Dan?

however, I'm sure, if my idea caught on, certain Restaurant companies would create themed restaurants, just to see what they could get away with making us wear!

like, create a restaurant called Drag, where we had to dress like women
or a restaurant called "The Alamo" where we hadda wear coonskin caps, and carry big knives!"
of course there's some that'd be cool, like all Asian Restaurants let you dress like ninjas......

RaishinX
03-24-2006, 09:33 AM
The GD front page isn't updating for me..

Yeah. GD's having some trouble. I'm almost afraid to post. Nothing a good forum shutdown won't cure.

Anyways I ate like 12 slices of pizza yesterday. I felt fantastic. That feeling has since went away and I'm hoping there's more pizza left (I saw the dirty pan; didn't check the fridge; suspense is the best).

BornAgainCommunist
03-24-2006, 09:51 AM
goddam.... fucking second camping trip in a row that got fucked. .. by the snow.

but a nice little 9 hour road trip back and forth.

got to eat all of my meals as biscuits and gravy.

saw the outside of the prison where Jeffery Dahmer got raped to death with a mop,

and I banged a hippy bitch who kept on saying... no.... but of course,

no means yes.

JackTenrac!
03-24-2006, 01:29 PM
You're a stronger man than I......I have mother issues......DEEP mother issues......

One day at a time. And Any given double Sunday and five hundred times before Passover and two nights before Girls Gone Wild Day.:wgrin:

My mother is sorta whack also. Ever met an anal christian?

- Just called some internship prospects. 20 of them. Hopefully, they'll do the same.

Taichi
03-24-2006, 01:50 PM
gah, I remember my internship.......

thankless work from a buncha godless inhumane TV Reporters....

abacabb
03-24-2006, 02:48 PM
This chick in Mcdonalds swore i was the guy who beat up her brother. she came in a started pushing me and shit. She was cursing me out and shit and saying she gonna get me touched. im like "Who the fuck is you?!" she was like nigga you almost killed my brother, then her friends came in a told her that she had the wrong person. the nigga who beat up her brother was darker and shorter. then she left. and everyone was lookin at me like a i had done something wrong

Dan?
03-24-2006, 02:51 PM
This chick in Mcdonalds swore i was the guy who beat up her brother. she came in a started pushing me and shit. She was cursing me out and shit and saying she gonna get me touched. im like "Who the fuck is you?!" she was like nigga you almost killed my brother, then her friends came in a told her that she had the wrong person. the nigga who beat up her brother was darker and shorter. then she left. and everyone was lookin at me like a i had done something wrong

You were a black male in public, and this is America, so it seems like this would be a pretty common occurence, only with less "random chicks screaming and cursing" and more "police officers beating and peeing".

abacabb
03-24-2006, 02:58 PM
You were a black male in public, and this is America, so it seems like this would be a pretty common occurence, only with less "random chicks screaming and cursing" and more "police officers beating and peeing".
Im so glad no one called the cops. Imagine this: the cops come and this chick starts crying and shit. Cops see crying cute black Chick and A big Ole 6'2 muthafucka with a double quarter pounder looking real confused. they wouldve locked my ass up.

Dan?
03-24-2006, 03:01 PM
Im so gald no one called the cops. Imagine this: the cops come and this chick starts crying and shit. Cops see crying cute black Chick and A big Ole 6'2 muthafucka with a double quarter pounder looking real confused. they wouldve locked my ass up.

That's when you scream "I'm lovin' it!" and skate through the dining area on your rollerblades, through a window, then grin the entire length of a zeppelin (this McD's was flying because it was for air pirates) then jump off, whip out some spray cans, and bomb the heavens. Wicked.

Taichi
03-24-2006, 03:23 PM
Dan?, you're amazingly talented in the ways of humor, I'm not just tryin' to hang on your nuts here, your powers of observation are unparalleled......

and you're loved by everybody here......I don't know anybody who hates you.....except the "We hate Dan?" club.....

abacabb
03-24-2006, 03:24 PM
That's when you scream "I'm lovin' it!" and skate through the dining area on your rollerblades, through a window, then grin the entire length of a zeppelin (this McD's was flying because it was for air pirates) then jump off, whip out some spray cans, and bomb the heavens. Wicked.
Thats Damn Funny!:rofl: and to add on to what Taichi said, your wit is amazing. You are one of the funniest poster here.

JackTenrac!
03-24-2006, 03:56 PM
hahahaha

The Prodigy of 05 strikes...

...that went well.

Carpet Lint
03-24-2006, 04:53 PM
Yo, fuck Dan?

HE AIN'T SHIT. Dan? ain't hated - he's overRATED.

I see big things for this white boy though.

Wicked arm, nasty stuff. I'm seeing frontline starter potential, possibly a future number #2 pitcher.

Dominated AAA with a 2.58 ERA, great ratios and peripherials all around, sick K/9 rates, and a high groundball ratio, which means he keeps the ball in the park.

Mid 90's heater with tons of movement to keep batters off balance, huge 12-6 drop on his curve, and the nastiest damn slider I've seen since Brad Lidge. Summer reports that he's been working on adding a change-up to his arsenal, and he's starting to throw it for strikes.

I'm worried about his control though - gives too many free passes, his BB/9's a little higher than it should be, and he allows a bit too many baserunners with a 1.32 WHIP...but his K/BB's good, and control's going to come with time.

Now he's had some success after being called up to the majors when the rosters expanded, but I'm still going to wait for him to repeat these numbers over the course of a full year before labelling him anything more than a good prospect. If he can duplicate his minor league numbers though...watch out.

I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about anymore.

JackTenrac!
03-24-2006, 07:53 PM
- I'd say...Dan? is broken.

- Probably an itch. Sadly, I'll be out for real. Probably for a year. It's a closed deal. The for sale sign is on the door.

Sell, move, repeat.

Haven't done this move thing in half a decade, so I might need advice: do I need to give a damn about meeting new people within the section, or does I just take to the contents of Welcome Wagon basket in a Shun Goku Satsu rage and damn the providers of it(usually the body of the local government i.e. Mayor Dinks)?

abacabb
03-24-2006, 10:45 PM
how do you tell someone they suck at life without hurting their feelings?

*im bout to make some PANCAKES. the best breakfast food ever

VG Emblem
03-24-2006, 10:51 PM
how do you tell someone they suck at life without hurting their feelings?

*im bout to make some PANCAKES. the best breakfast food ever
Microwaveable pancakes? (http://shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3029193&postcount=6290)

And about the you suck at life thing, play it like this.
"Yo, you suck horribly at life. No hurt feelings though."
If they get sad, call them a pussy.
I do this all the time. This is why I am winnar at life.

abacabb
03-24-2006, 11:10 PM
ill have to try that and fuck Anyone who makes pancakes with the microwave

Dan?
03-24-2006, 11:41 PM
Snip

I AM BASEBALL! RAAAARGH!

Also: Much love on the rebound. I'm glad I can bring some laughter, cause ya'll kids are hilarious too and I'm just returning the favor. '05 OR DIE!

Chips Ahoy! Chewy + A few seconds in the microwave = Pipin hot hotness in ya mouf

Delicious!

Ninja Edit: I make Hungry Jack pancakes with the mix and slather those bad boys in Aunt Jemima Syrup. It's the equivalent of a hot steamy threesome for my stomach with two fine babes on top of a Lamborgini made out of diamonds/platinum.

Bowling Pin
03-25-2006, 12:08 AM
Someone needs to create a game which blends America's casual gaming need to have black people playing sports with Japan's hardcore gaming need to screw blue-haired jailbait schoolgirls.

Something like a cross between Madden and Kanon.

EA Sports and Key Announce Joint Venture
TOKYO, Japan

In a startling move that shocked everyone in attendance, major video game producer Electronic Arts has teamed up with indie Japanese visual novel team Key to produce KADDEN '07, a new sports game dating sim with a budget already surpassing $20,000,000.

The premise involves Rodney Brown, an African American thug gangster transfer student and a harem of blue-haired schoolgirls who want to be deflowered by him. The purpose of the dating mode is to make sure Rodney has sufficiently ejaculated enough before each match in the football mode in order for him to play optimally.

"What we seek here is to maximize profits in a way no other company has ever attempted," said William B. Gordon, Executive Vice President and Chief Creative Officer of EA. "KADDEN '07 will be heavily marketed towards sports-oriented casual gamers in the States and hardcore otaku players both domestically here and abroad. This really will be a way for us to bridge a gap between these two markets which are on polar ends of the spectrum."

KADDEN '07 has a projected release date of September 2006. Tie-in anime, manga, figurines and rap singles have also been announced.

Azrael
03-25-2006, 12:11 AM
I'm watching a (very fucking) old re-broadcast of that FOX "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?" show. ...How the fuck did Darva Conger win this shit? I know I've got the power of hindsight behind me...but damn, I would have booted this broad from the start. Almost every other woman on that show was soooooooooo much better.

abacabb
03-25-2006, 12:11 AM
thats fucking crazy Bowling pin. wish i was a transfer student for a japanese football team

invertebrea
03-25-2006, 03:28 AM
okay adriana i guess i'll just wait till we meet or contact or something, thier must be a plan :cool:

VG Emblem
03-25-2006, 03:41 AM
Snipped
Hahaha, nice. Sounds like a Japanese wtf game for sure.

Bowling Pin
03-25-2006, 06:22 AM
Yeah, taking the promotion to part-time floorperson would be too good for my "try to have sex with every single Asian girl at work" tactics. The conversation would just start themselves, and plus I can show off how stylish I am with my pimp suits also.

Is this really worth the pay cut though??

Um, no. Where will you be after you fuck her? Stuck with a lower-paying job and a fucking shirt to iron everyday.

RoninChaos
03-25-2006, 11:16 AM
kcxj is fucking emo for pussy.

Why would you change a perfectly good situation to one that sucks for the CHANCE, not guarantee, of pussy?

Don't be a moron.

Dan?
03-25-2006, 11:21 AM
KADDEN '07 has a projected release date of September 2006. Tie-in anime, manga, figurines and rap singles have also been announced.

Bwahahahahahahaha!

"Yeah, yeah, uuuuuh, for real, ejaculatin like unh on dem ishes faces, skeet skeet in yo purple hair, shawty, uuuuuuuh!"

RaishinX
03-25-2006, 11:42 AM
kcxj is fucking emo for pussy.

Ya know, I was kinda thinking this based off some stuff he told me in like, December. Pussy isn't everything and it really isn't worth the pay cut.

Is this really worth the pay cut though??

Definately/Obviously/Again not.

L1qu1d
03-25-2006, 12:34 PM
money over bitches
money over bitches
money over bitches
money over bitches
money over bitches
money over bitches



a wise man once told me that, and ive never heard truer words.

Hunter D
03-25-2006, 01:17 PM
Someone needs to create a game which blends America's casual gaming need to have black people playing sports with Japan's hardcore gaming need to screw blue-haired jailbait schoolgirls.

Something like a cross between Madden and Kanon.

EA Sports and Key Announce Joint Venture
TOKYO, Japan

In a startling move that shocked everyone in attendance, major video game producer Electronic Arts has teamed up with indie Japanese visual novel team Key to produce KADDEN '07, a new sports game dating sim with a budget already surpassing $20,000,000.

The premise involves Rodney Brown, an African American thug gangster transfer student and a harem of blue-haired schoolgirls who want to be deflowered by him. The purpose of the dating mode is to make sure Rodney has sufficiently ejaculated enough before each match in the football mode in order for him to play optimally.

"What we seek here is to maximize profits in a way no other company has ever attempted," said William B. Gordon, Executive Vice President and Chief Creative Officer of EA. "KADDEN '07 will be heavily marketed towards sports-oriented casual gamers in the States and hardcore otaku players both domestically here and abroad. This really will be a way for us to bridge a gap between these two markets which are on polar ends of the spectrum."

KADDEN '07 has a projected release date of September 2006. Tie-in anime, manga, figurines and rap singles have also been announced.

This can't be real.

Edit: Jokes on me.

*InVeRs3*
03-25-2006, 01:28 PM
Srk is the greatest forum on the internet.

Thumbs up to this website and it's members.

Bowling Pin
03-25-2006, 08:34 PM
This can't be real.

It isn't.

VG Emblem
03-25-2006, 09:06 PM
Srk is the greatest forum on the internet.

Thumbs up to this website and it's members.
Why thank you good sir. *tips hat*

VG Emblem
03-25-2006, 11:02 PM
I'm going to some Chinese Buffet to eat dinner or something with my family. It's like 10:05pm though so lol. Be back soon guys.

Lantis
03-25-2006, 11:19 PM
Jesus...I really should stop bringing up evil thoughts...but if there ever was a reason to bring back the SRK IA...this would probably be it:

http://s12.invisionfree.com/Sakura_Kasugano/index.php

I mean...a brand-new forum dedicated to Sakura? It's like a horny 15-year old virgin waiting to get deflowered via intense raping. :looney:

Taichi
03-25-2006, 11:27 PM
Holy Batshit Batman! (http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d121/Blisterfists/doomed.jpg)

TS
03-26-2006, 12:30 AM
The best thing about that pic is that it's real, and not an edit. Too good.

edit: that actually came out sounding hella sarcastic. But the pic IS real. Shit, I need to stop posting.

Taichi
03-26-2006, 12:46 AM
Hey, I didn't see any sarcasm......but yeah, the Silver Age was batshit crazy!

VG Emblem
03-26-2006, 12:49 AM
Holy shit that's real? WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
Best thing I've seen all day roflcopters.

VG Emblem
03-26-2006, 03:50 AM
SRK was down for a long time, I wonder if everything is screwy again like it was last night...
Edit:
It is...

BornAgainCommunist
03-26-2006, 07:54 AM
LONG ASS POST

I hate your mind.

Dangerous J
03-26-2006, 08:27 AM
Here are some more crazy, yet real DC comic covers/panels.
http://superdickery.com/dick/9.html
http://superdickery.com/dick/10.html
http://superdickery.com/dick/15.html
http://superdickery.com/dick/17.html
http://superdickery.com/dick/25.html
http://superdickery.com/dick/71.html
http://superdickery.com/dick/112.html
http://superdickery.com/dick/113.html
Batman and others for more risque fun Exhibit B
http://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/13.html
http://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/19.html
http://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/29.html
http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/10.html
http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/22.html
http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/27.html
and the best one for last
http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/3.html

Taichi
03-26-2006, 09:59 AM
I love those "Superman is a Dick" covers.......

everybody knows that site now! :tup:

he smacked Kennedy like he was his bitch, and suddenly, it all makes sense.......

Kennedy's head was already bruised, and weak from Superman's bitch-slap, and that's why it came apart so easily in Dallas!

*InVeRs3*
03-26-2006, 02:21 PM
Speaking of eye contact, I make eye contact with everyone who's around me when I'm walking down the street for at least 1.5 seconds.

DOES THAT CREEP PEOPLE OUT? :confused:

Bowling Pin
03-26-2006, 03:47 PM
I'm fat.

Been losing weight steadily for the last four years (started at 300, down to 250) without thinking about it, but now I think I'm gonna start heading to the gym. The problem is that I'm a fitness scrub and don't know shit about developing my body, or having a proper diet. All I know is that it's expensive as fuck and a bother to eat healthy food 5 times a day steadily.

So, General Discussion, have any suggestions?

L1qu1d
03-26-2006, 03:50 PM
^^ yea damn man you need to start doing something different hah, play sports, eat lots of natural healthy foods(steak, chicken, vegtables etc...don't be chompin snacks like cheetos) there is a health thread somehwere on SRK but stay motivated and remember you're doing it for yourself noone wants to be a fatty

VG Emblem
03-26-2006, 03:55 PM
I'm fat.

Been losing weight steadily for the last four years (started at 300, down to 250) without thinking about it, but now I think I'm gonna start heading to the gym. The problem is that I'm a fitness scrub and don't know shit about developing my body, or having a proper diet. All I know is that it's expensive as fuck and a bother to eat healthy food 5 times a day steadily.

So, General Discussion, have any suggestions?
Maybe this thread will help you:
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73454

kcxj
03-26-2006, 05:36 PM
Speaking of eye contact, I make eye contact with everyone who's around me when I'm walking down the street for at least 1.5 seconds.

DOES THAT CREEP PEOPLE OUT? :confused:
Just do it.

Stand up straight with strong and confident posture also. You have my personal testimonial and guarantee that nothing possibly bad will happen from making strong eye contact with people.

*(use your own discretion when it comes to dangerous looking people, fat women, or bears)

When you do it to guys, it shows you're a confident person and not to be messed with. When you do it to your bosses at work, they'll offer you a promotion. When you do it to girls... well... :lovin:

The trick is that your face needs to be completely relaxed in addition to showing body language that you're comfortable and confident no matter where you are.

No nervous ticks or twitching.

If the person looks away or ignores you, then forget them because they're jerks, have their own personal issues, and don't deserve your attention anyway.

It's always better to have good rapport with people than to be their enemies, so if you can get a, "Hey, how's it going?" interaction with another guy, that's another friend and potential contact you have right there. If you make eye contact with girls, pass their test of seeing if you're a wuss and will look away first (you do that by not looking away first and keeping the eye contact to upwards of 8-9 seconds), then you just took the first step in guy/girl relations and that's a potential new partner you have right there.
I'm fat.

Been losing weight steadily for the last four years (started at 300, down to 250) without thinking about it, but now I think I'm gonna start heading to the gym. The problem is that I'm a fitness scrub and don't know shit about developing my body, or having a proper diet. All I know is that it's expensive as fuck and a bother to eat healthy food 5 times a day steadily.

So, General Discussion, have any suggestions?
Have you cut non-diet soda out of your diet yet? Anything with high fructose corn syrup in it is what I avoid to keep from putting on weight where I don't want it.
I hate your mind.
Yeah, it's pretty cool isn't it? :rofl:

semijuggalo
03-26-2006, 06:00 PM
They just used that live-action Simpsons opening skit for tonight's episode opening!

Million
03-26-2006, 07:25 PM
English has some stupid rules. What's with the "...and sometimes Y" nonsense regarding vowels? Family Guy just did a joke on that.

Even back in elementary school when I first heard it...I thought "whoah...that's...yeah...that's dumb." I don't remember teachers ever explaining WHY things are the way they are.

..and the "i before e except after..", shit I can't even remember. I just know which words LOOK correct. I can't remember that stupid ass saying for the rule. I don't even know WHY it's that way.

Penguin
03-26-2006, 07:29 PM
"No, Thats street fighter.."

JackTenrac!
03-26-2006, 10:08 PM
*(use your own discretion when it comes to dangerous looking people, fat women, or bears)



Grr...biyatch!

No boo boo assist.


- so it's official. I'm totally moving.

Gonna miss ev'rybody, Gonna miss ev'rybody, Gonna miss ev'rybody, Gonna miss ev'rybody

...no crossroads...yeah

VG Emblem
03-26-2006, 10:19 PM
Grr...biyatch!

No boo boo assist.


- so it's official. I'm totally moving.

Gonna miss ev'rybody, Gonna miss ev'rybody, Gonna miss ev'rybody, Gonna miss ev'rybody

...no crossroads...yeah
Does that mean you won't be posting anymore? :sad:

maxx
03-26-2006, 10:19 PM
They just used that live-action Simpsons opening skit for tonight's episode opening!

u knew it was gonna happen eventually.

JackTenrac!
03-26-2006, 11:51 PM
In response to VG Emblem's fanmail

HELL NO!

I'll be around always...just not in my usual place...which is good. I wonder if everyone in the new hood is nice.

EDIT: That Simpsons intro....was ingenius.

VG Emblem
03-27-2006, 12:10 AM
In response to VG Emblem's fanmail

HELL NO!

I'll be around always...just not in my usual place...which is good. I wonder if everyone in the new hood is nice.

EDIT: That Simpsons intro....was ingenius.
Fanmail? Yeah right those were tears of joy.



















<3

Carpet Lint
03-27-2006, 12:20 AM
Apparently Americans never use the word "couch." It's "sofa" to them.

"She's sitting on the sofa." LOL, you crazy Americans.

What the fuck is that shit?

Murt!
03-27-2006, 12:42 AM
Apparently Americans never use the word "couch." It's "sofa" to them.

"She's sitting on the sofa." LOL, you crazy Americans.

What the fuck is that shit?

Huh? We say "couch" all the time.

VG Emblem
03-27-2006, 01:27 AM
I know this really isn't the right thread for this, but I just gotta brag.
I just beat Standard Marathon mode in Tetris DS. My score?
478000
Praise me.

FistsofFury
03-27-2006, 01:29 AM
Maybe uppity folks use sofa...but us normal Americans say couch.

*InVeRs3*
03-27-2006, 02:07 AM
Apparently Americans never use the word "couch." It's "sofa" to them.

"She's sitting on the sofa." LOL, you crazy Americans.

What the fuck is that shit?

You guys say pop instead of soda.

Who's crazy now? That's right. YOU GUYS.

Clear Sky
03-27-2006, 02:15 AM
Midwest calls soda "pop"...

VG Emblem
03-27-2006, 02:16 AM
That's because the Midwest sucks.

Clear Sky
03-27-2006, 02:23 AM
That's because the Midwest sucks.

Really, I don't see it as a big deal as people are making it out to be. I use to say soda until I unconsciously switched to saying pop. If you think saying pop is odd, trying saying "rut" for "root".

VG Emblem
03-27-2006, 02:28 AM
Meh, it's just a bit weird to me. Pop also is a type of music, so that also annoys me.

kcxj
03-27-2006, 03:24 AM
Practice saying...

"I want to know if you'd like to go with me."

invertebrea
03-27-2006, 03:35 AM
dont go on tv adriana unless its for victoria secret or something, they are not nice. i will wait okay? idk maybe vegas? maybe davis we'll see. im still pizzed at alot of people, arggh, it is rough going.howie u are lucky u were part of bobby's world, i'll tell you what. it was a really good show, og power rangers too and many others. im calm, im a good sport.

VG Emblem
03-27-2006, 03:41 AM
dont go on tv adriana unless its for victoria secret or something, they are not nice. i will wait okay? idk maybe vegas? maybe davis we'll see. im still pizzed at alot of people, arggh, it is rough going.howie u are lucky u were part of bobby's world, i'll tell you what. it was a really good show, og power rangers too and many others. im calm, im a good sport.
Wtf, who are you talking too in this thread? You're not supposed to post some random conversation with someone that nobody here knows. That is considered spam. If I did that, everyone of my posts in this thread would probably consist of stuff like:
"My shorts are ripped."
"Damn that was a stupid movie."
"That YTMND was hilarious."
"OMFG STFU YOU STUPID BITCH I WILL DO MY HOMEWORK LATER."
"Oh man I have to take a dump."
So yeah don't do that, just a friendly warning.

invertebrea
03-27-2006, 04:12 AM
rufio was kind of a strange character to be the leader of those kids. like if never never land existed where the fuxx would they get the idea of skateboards from? and why couldnt other people fly? what was so special about pan? anyways i am kind of frightened by jurrassic park idk why. taht is taht u knoew?

BornAgainCommunist
03-27-2006, 06:50 AM
midwest does suck.... except for "Starved Rock" and those giant museums in Chicago...
and lake michigan is cool. I used to drink that shit all the time.
I don't know if Wisconsin is considered Midwest, but Wisconsin is good too.

arcticninja
03-27-2006, 08:58 AM
Crazy? I'll tell you what's crazy. Iced Tea in America. What the fuck is that shit?

It's actual tea that's been iced! That's fucking disgusting! When I order an iced tea, I expect it to be iced tea, not crap. I don't want tea with ice in it, I want iced tea.

This drives me bonkers cause I'll go a while without ordering iced tea in the states, then randomly order it forgetting that iced tea is exactly what it sounds like there, then when I take a sip it's all SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! I don't want to send it back either cause then I have to explain why.

"Something wrong with your iced tea?"
"Yeah, it's actually *iced* tea"
"Huughgghhararggh? (trying really hard to type out the noise you guys make when you don't understand something)"
"Nevermind. Pass the sugar, jerkface."

Muff Daddy
03-27-2006, 09:24 AM
"Something wrong with your iced tea?"
"Yeah, it's actually *iced* tea"
"Huughgghhararggh? (trying really hard to type out the noise you guys make when you don't understand something)"
"Nevermind. Pass the sugar, jerkface."

this made me think about something.

i'm taking a Border Culture class this term. it's a joint course taught between my school and the university of windsor so i have to cross the border every other week this semester.

one of the things we discussed was american and canadian stereotypes. one of the stereotypes is that canadians are "nicer" than americans. or another is that a canadian is more likely to tell you their life story in the first few minutes of meeting them than an american is. i eventually came to the conslusion that canadians are only "nice" when compared to americans.

something that pisses me off about you guys is that you never seem to get angry or aggressive when the situation calls for anger or aggressiveness. like, i'll say something that would make most people fly off the handle, but canadians just laugh that shit off. there is a certain "smugness" about you guys that i can't quite put my finger on.

arcticninja
03-27-2006, 11:11 AM
yeah, Canadians can be smug. We have this whole inferiority complex cause we live in America's shadow. We define ourselves as a nation in terms of how we are different from America.

Carpet Lint
03-27-2006, 11:53 AM
I find that you can generally explain some of the minor differences between Canadians and Americans by looking at the general perception of how much individual rights means to an Canadian versus and American.

Americans seem to want to look out for number one more aggresively than Canadians. Not to say that Americans aren't more patriotic than Canadians or whatever, but it seems to me that you guys just value your individual rights much more than Canadians.

Maybe because you have that fancy constituion that lets you bear arms in case the king of England comes around to push you around or something.

Don't you find that more Americans (ie. AHVB) get much more bent out of shape when some new privacy bill or something comes along that might potentially step on top of your rights?

Maybe that's just because there's much more of those bills and things passing in America than Canada, but if they proposed setting up a city wide camera system in Toronto to catch bad guys, it wouldn't raise half the amount of stink that it would if it was proposed in an American city of equal population and significance as Toronto to Canada. (Jersey? New York? Chicago? Detroit? I think Alabama has about 4.5 million people right?)

Americans just seem to take things personally a lot more. Which isn't a good or bad thing - it's just how it is.

_________________


Apparently British people don't use "first floor" the same way?

Like it goes "ground floor" and then upstairs is the "first floor"?

So when you press 3 on the elevator (sorry, "lift") in England it takes you to the "second floor?"

Now THAT shit's fuck up.

BornAgainCommunist
03-27-2006, 12:02 PM
I secretly love Canada because I am secretly half French canadian....

which makes me a real down and dirty peice of
inter-continental euro trash.

arcticninja
03-27-2006, 01:34 PM
Apparently British people don't use "first floor" the same way?

Like it goes "ground floor" and then upstairs is the "first floor"?

So when you press 3 on the elevator (sorry, "lift") in England it takes you to the "second floor?"

Now THAT shit's fuck up.


When I was in France, their sublevels had negative numbers. Ever been to floor -3? Cause I have.

That shit is fucked up.


I've also found it slightly fucked up that there is never a "13th" floor. They just skip over the 13, so 14 is really 13. Superstitious nonsense if you ask me.

*InVeRs3*
03-27-2006, 01:45 PM
When I went to vancouver bc I noticed there weren't as many fat people as there are in America.

Roxie
03-27-2006, 04:11 PM
Crazy? I'll tell you what's crazy. Iced Tea in America. What the fuck is that shit?

It's actual tea that's been iced! That's fucking disgusting! When I order an iced tea, I expect it to be iced tea, not crap. I don't want tea with ice in it, I want iced tea.

This drives me bonkers cause I'll go a while without ordering iced tea in the states, then randomly order it forgetting that iced tea is exactly what it sounds like there, then when I take a sip it's all SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! I don't want to send it back either cause then I have to explain why.

"Something wrong with your iced tea?"
"Yeah, it's actually *iced* tea"
"Huughgghhararggh? (trying really hard to type out the noise you guys make when you don't understand something)"
"Nevermind. Pass the sugar, jerkface."
I'm sorry. I don't get it.

Iced tea is tea that is boiled, where the sugar is added, then cooled off. Ice just comes in every drink in the U.S. If you don't want ice, you'll have to say so.

Now in the Nothern US, they'll give you regular, non-sweet tea, with ice it and call it iced tea. But no one in the south will do that to you, not even the diabetics.. I promise.

Carpet Lint
03-27-2006, 04:29 PM
I've also found it slightly fucked up that there is never a "13th" floor. They just skip over the 13, so 14 is really 13. Superstitious nonsense if you ask me.
Yeah, and I've seen some buildings that don't have the 14th floor because that's an unlucky number for Chinese people.

Odd that the number 13 is lucky in Chinese though. So some skip the 14th floor. And I've actually been in a building that goes from 12 to 15 - TWO floors are missing.

But here's what I'm wondering...

Not all buildings have the 13th floor. Some do and some don't.

Say you're in a building that DOESN'T have a 13th floor. Say you're on the 16th floor which is actually the 15th, since they skip 13.

Now let's say there's a fire. And you call up 911 and you're like "I'M TRAPPED ON THE 16TH FLOOR AND I'M FUCKING BURNING ALIVE SEND HELP PLEASE".

Which floor do the firemen go to? The 15th or the 16th? How do they know which buildings have a 13th floor and which don't? Do they have to check the schematics or building registrations or building plans of the place first? But by that time I'm already dead from smoke inhalation.

So what's the deal?

I'm sure that when a fireman's talking to another fireman, they have standards in place that prevent a 13th floor mix-up...but when it's a normal person talking to a fireman...how would they know?

VG Emblem
03-27-2006, 05:08 PM
Crazy? I'll tell you what's crazy. Iced Tea in America. What the fuck is that shit?

It's actual tea that's been iced! That's fucking disgusting! When I order an iced tea, I expect it to be iced tea, not crap. I don't want tea with ice in it, I want iced tea.

This drives me bonkers cause I'll go a while without ordering iced tea in the states, then randomly order it forgetting that iced tea is exactly what it sounds like there, then when I take a sip it's all SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! I don't want to send it back either cause then I have to explain why.

"Something wrong with your iced tea?"
"Yeah, it's actually *iced* tea"
"Huughgghhararggh? (trying really hard to type out the noise you guys make when you don't understand something)"
"Nevermind. Pass the sugar, jerkface."
The amount of me agreeing with this post is off the charts. I can't even find actual Iced Tea here in California, it's always that cold regular tea crap. Go to a fast food joint or something, they have 2 types of Iced Tea: Regular Tea Iced and Rasberry Iced Tea. This is a travesty and I demand that it stops.

Bowling Pin
03-27-2006, 06:20 PM
Just got through playing a game called Narcissu. Actually, it's not so much a game as it is a visual novel. You know, like those hentai games? Only there's no erotic scenes nor is it interactive really. I got on a visual novel fix when I played Eternal Fighter Zero and wanted to learn more about the genre that the fighting game was spun off from.

Anyway, this is the saddest thing I've ever watched. I started thinking, how do people react to stories like this? It's about a guy who's terminally ill and lives on the 7th floor of a hospital, the only other inhabitant is a frail, disinterested girl. Feeling nothing but apathy for the world, he decides to steal his dad's car and take the girl to a field of flowers. Its just really a bummer, and it fucking sucks that terminal illnesses exist and kill people who don't deserve them.

Here's the link, btw:
http://altogether.insani.org/2005/

Anyway, in the game's notes, the author says that if you feel "something," whatever that something is, that's the "all" of the game.

I felt rage. I imagine myself in the scenario - helpless and without recourse, but then I imagine myself as an outsider witnessing this happening to a loved one: to realize that someone you love cannot share your future with you. It's heart rending. It's probably childish, and indicative of some juvenile power-fantasy fixation I still have to get over, but throughout the game, I couldn't help but feel, "I want to be God. If I were God, real life would not be like this."

Just like that. Over and over: "I want to be God. I want to be God. I want to be God."

But, whatever. Check the game out if you have some free time. I'm also in love with this track from the game: http://stage-nana.sakura.ne.jp/BGM/stage_nana24.mp3

L.one H.iryu S.aga
03-27-2006, 06:25 PM
Glad to see you still posting Pin.

*InVeRs3*
03-28-2006, 03:05 AM
The past two days on wow, I've been playing as my female character, Shenaniganz.

It's kind of wierd. Dudes will treat you differently because you're a girl.

kcxj
03-28-2006, 05:36 AM
I threw out all the Bio II, AP Chem, and random college credit course notes I've been keeping around since 1997.

Seriously, what the fucking fuck was I keeping these fucking notes around for anyway??? I've never made a single dollar EVER from putting the effort into studying what I was studying. I was a fucking virgin nerd and fucking MISERABLE back in high school also. When there was a girl that actually liked me, and approached me first of all things, I was too fucking stupid socially to even realize that I had an amazing thing in front of me, and I gave her the, "I'm not looking for a girlfriend right now" line. It's been 8 years now, and I haven't had a girl approach me like that ever since. Seriously, who the fuck cares what the atomic number of (random element) is, what element is more reactive than others, or whatever else I was keeping in those notes??

Had I stayed on that track of studying so hard, I'd still be doing exactly what I was spending all my time doing eight years ago I bet. I'd be like Thomas Edison and DIE a virgin also.

No wonder I was depressed for all those years, and I still have so many shy guy issues I need to deal with to this very day.

Fucking motherfucker... all that time I spent my teen years listening to my mom and putting so much effort into schoolwork.

The job I do to make money now, the investments I make on the side with that money, the interactions I have with women to keep me happy as a HUMAN BEING, the diet and exercise choices I make to keep my body physically strong... they have NOTHING to do any fucking thing I EVER learned in high school.

All the other guys were getting to spend time with the beautiful women, and I'm alone at home fucking reading about how a nuclear reactor works.

I'm living in the real world now, and honestly, there's absolutely nothing that will decide your financial success, the success you have with women, and your overall happiness in LIFE, than your communication skills, emotional intelligence, and the impression you give to other people.

I'm not depressed anymore (thank goodness), but I think it's pretty obvious how angry and emotional I feel over the particular subject. Why did I spend my teenage years not paying any attention on learning how to interact with the girls more? I liked them so much too, but for some fucking reason, I was led to believe that if I can show off how I'm smarter and better at school work than all of them, they would fall in love with me and I could marry them.

Nice... I ended up feeling so terrible about myself, dropped out of high school, and developed a video game habit instead (which I'm only now as an adult starting to break out of).

I have the money to go back to school now if I want. Do I really want to spend it just so I can get my life back on THAT path again though?

I seriously bet I would be one of those pale, skinny Asian guys that play WoW for 12 hours a day right now had I decided to go to college along with all the rest of my "friends"/male social group I would spend with back in high school.

At least I wasn't forced to grow up in a religious household... regardless of what religion, they all boil down to keeping people from having sex, having "faith" to keep you from depression, and to keep women at home in the kitchen.

My lifestyle and standard of living isn't at the point where I can honestly look mysefl in the mirror and say that "life is good" yet, but the last time I was with one of the girls I've been spending time with (as an adult now... finally), I was honestly... happy.

Yeah, sorry for the rambling thoughts, the long post, and all the swear words, but the point is, to all the younger students out there, invest in your social skills, communication skills, and the impression you give to other people instead of focusing so intently on being a bookworm. It's more important and will have a greater impact on your financial and sexual success in life than ANYTHING else. Otherwise you'll end up like me and thinking about how I'm never going to get those years of my life back.

Tantin
03-28-2006, 06:27 AM
Anyone know how to input in the greek letter omega (The little 'w' looking version) on a mac?

Muff Daddy
03-28-2006, 06:40 AM
Anyone know how to input in the greek letter omega (The little 'w' looking version) on a mac?

Option-z

RaishinX
03-28-2006, 10:19 AM
You know, yesterday I was thinking about being smart, and how people treat you. It's ridiculous and this is a rant so get ready.
Although being smart and able to think and react properly in a lot of situations is nice, it's pretty fucked when you need help. Like in school for instance, thriving in one class will help you fail another, just because people treat you like you know everything. Any time you don't know something, people automatically assume that you're not trying hard enough and will go far enough as to get offended when they could be helping others that "need it more than you":rolleyes: . You could triumph in classes as mundane as English and get ignored in PreCalculus. "Work on the rest of the problems first". "You DO know this stuff". My blood boils. If you don't want to be a goddamned teacher then for the love of cunts don't. There are people who want to teach and people who wanna learn and you're effectively blocking both of them like a true prick. Please die, post haste. I wish I could kill and get away with it.

BornAgainCommunist
03-28-2006, 10:54 AM
I wish I could kill and get away with it.


you probably can.....most murders go unsolved..... most crimes get unpunished....



good luck.

Roxie
03-28-2006, 10:58 AM
A new av.

They use these stickers on fruit at Publix (supermarkets). We (the cashiers & baggers) used to take them and stick them on our vests.

arcticninja
03-28-2006, 11:08 AM
I'm sorry. I don't get it.

Iced tea is tea that is boiled, where the sugar is added, then cooled off. Ice just comes in every drink in the U.S. If you don't want ice, you'll have to say so.

Now in the Nothern US, they'll give you regular, non-sweet tea, with ice it and call it iced tea. But no one in the south will do that to you, not even the diabetics.. I promise.


It's not the ice I object to, it's the non-sweetness of it. I guess it's the "Northern USA" iced tea I'm referring to since I've never been to the Southern US (unless you count North Carolina.). But even when I was in Hawaii, I got the freakishly disgusting non-sweetened iced tea. It always surprises me cause that's unheard of in Canada. I'm so used to ordering iced tea and it being delicious.

Ninja edit:

Your new avatar is 10198309283902830928 times better than your old one. I will never speak of that montrosity again.

arcticninja
03-28-2006, 12:35 PM
So I had a crazy dream last night.

Apparantly, I was working for Will Ferrell walking around in the streets of some city I didn't recognize collecting money for some charity.

There are so many things wrong with this already. The very idea that I would be asking random people off the street to donate to a charity is simply insane to me.

Anyways, while I'm walking around begging people for money, I bump into Craig Charles (of Red Dwarf fame). And I'm like "OMG IT'S LISTER!!!! OMG OMG HI2U!!"

So we chat for a little while and I ask him what he's been working on lately. Apparantly he hasn't worked in a while (which after checking IMDB, this isn't exactly true) and he's down on his luck. So I'm like "hey, I'm working for Will Ferrell right now, he can hook you up".

Then I wake up.


yeaaaah......

Bowling Pin
03-28-2006, 01:41 PM
What goes on through the minds of people who are about to die?

Do they feel robbed of a future they can no longer hope for? Are they bitter that their freedom to live is cut short for no reason at all? Or, is the peace of mind that the dying have more genuine than people who have full lifespans? I want to know all of this for self-centered reasons: I want to be a genuinely good writer and be able to express human truths with as much authenticity as in my power to do so. I need to know the thoughts of the dying. As a storyteller my sole purpose would be to help celebrate humanity, even if it's bittersweet, but how can humanity be celebrated if life can be more unjust to an unfortunate few people, for whom life is unfair most of all to?

I am an observer, and I cannot truly share in that unique turmoil of the terminally ill, unless I too am unfortunate enough to one day suffer the same fate. But how does a person about to have his life stolen from him find happiness despite that? Is there any difference between him and I? I want to know, in order to do as great a service as I can to people.

Dan?
03-28-2006, 01:51 PM
What goes on through the minds of people who are about to die?

You're about to find out.

*Empties an entire clip of nerf darts into the back of Bowling Pin's head*

ethnic_scrap
03-28-2006, 02:06 PM
Has anybody else seen Mysterious Skin? That movie is seriously fucked up

Bowling Pin
03-28-2006, 02:09 PM
You're about to find out.

*Empties an entire clip of nerf darts into the back of Bowling Pin's head*

*the nerf darts merely hit air as Pin wavedashes at the last moment, teleporting behind Dan?'s back and swings his backfist*

"What... is LOVE?!" Pin yelled as he lands the triumphant blow. Dan? is knocked down, but before his body hits the ground he backflips, landing first on the palms of his hands and then his feet.

"Cherish your memories, pawn of fate!" Dan? charges forward!

Cast die?

L1qu1d
03-28-2006, 04:03 PM
whats a good way to up your stamina within 10 days? i need to be able to swim 20 laps in 10 days...i just quit smoking cigs so that should help and i'm gonna practice swimming each day. anything else i can do?

VG Emblem
03-28-2006, 04:15 PM
*the nerf darts merely hit air as Pin wavedashes at the last moment, teleporting behind Dan?'s back and swings his backfist*

"What... is LOVE?!" Pin yelled as he lands the triumphant blow. Dan? is knocked down, but before his body hits the ground he backflips, landing first on the palms of his hands and then his feet.

"Cherish your memories, pawn of fate!" Dan? charges forward!

Cast die?
Then VG Emblem appears and throws a net over you and Dan? right before you tear each other apart and you struggle in it instead of taking the rational path of slowly removing it like in a poorly designed anime for children. VG then does a maniacal laugh and dissapears, leaving only a time bomb set for 3 minutes behind...

Dan?
03-28-2006, 04:32 PM
You've not heard the last of this! *disappears in a poof of smoke and slight odor from the net*

*InVeRs3*
03-28-2006, 05:23 PM
I seriously bet I would be one of those pale, skinny Asian guys that play WoW for 12 hours a day right now had I decided to go to college along with all the rest of my "friends"/male social group I would spend with back in high school.


:annoy:

----------

On a serious note:

If you plan on going back to school, why not? It's not like you have to take hard science classes right away in college. I'd take a class for a semester to see if college is for you.

Scorpio_G
03-28-2006, 06:43 PM
whats a good way to up your stamina within 10 days? i need to be able to swim 20 laps in 10 days...i just quit smoking cigs so that should help and i'm gonna practice swimming each day. anything else i can do?

Uhh practice swiming 20 laps? :wonder:

But on a serious note. First practice in small steps by doing five laps, then ten, fifteen, and then on.

Try to swim in different styles in each lap. Like dog paddle, breaststroke, whatever.

Pace yourself at first so your body can get use to the the temperature of the water and your leg mucles becomes active, you defiently DONT want to pull a muscle, sprang yourself, or get a charlie horse in the water. Infact, you should always stretch your leg and arm muscles as well as your neck each practice session for 10 minuites, at least.

And if you want to eat anything dont or wait 30 minutes or an hour to be safe. But if you really want to swim I guess drinking a smoothie wouldnt hurt. :)

JackTenrac!
03-28-2006, 09:10 PM
I secretly love Canada because I am secretly half French canadian....

which makes me a real down and dirty peice of
inter-continental euro trash.

Our country is officially...doomed.

SmoothCat
03-28-2006, 10:29 PM
Nigga Book

Lantis
03-28-2006, 10:36 PM
So, Roxie...what happened to your outrageous avatar? :confused:

TS
03-28-2006, 10:51 PM
You know what I just realized...whores are attention-whores. They should just call attention-whores whores.

Million
03-28-2006, 10:53 PM
I really miss that Hyper PMS Combo avatar. That was good stuff...I saved the uncensored version.

Walmart chicken = 8 pieces for 4.48, folks. I have 1 piece left...and I'm actually...full!! That's an amazing thing, as sometimes I feel like I could just eat food forever. My appetite is like a bottomless pit. I remember one day when I was about 9 years old or so...I had 10 biscuits(with honey, of course) for breakfast...along with bacon. Sometimes I stop not because I'm full...but because I actually got tired or even bored of eating.

*I have completely bid farewell to my old(1st) apartment. I went by to check the mail today...but more just to be there again. The other day as I got the final couple of things out of there...I almost got something in my eye. There's just so many simple memories there of it being my 1st apartment. I love that place.

TS
03-29-2006, 03:33 AM
Welcome to Pancake Town. Population: Me.

Say, you couldn't make pancakes with cake batter, right? Wouldn't work, would it? Because I just got back from grocery shopping...I haven't made pancakes in like 7 years, but I bought some batter on a whim...I also saw some cake mix...that would be an interesting experiment...

No syrup, though...

Why isn't poo-sex more popular?

Here's the thing about internet porn...it's awful. A lot of it, people aren't even into, but people watch just for "WTF" factor...chicks getting cocks rammed down their throat until they vomit, etc... The porn industry has always been like that, but the internet has sped up and propogated that ten times over. I, for one, consider shit sex pretty messed-up, no pun intended...you'd think there'd be more of that around...there are pissing sites, and plenty of bukkake...

Taito
03-29-2006, 04:44 AM
Why did the Ninja Turtles even wear bandanas? It's not for identification purposes because they didn't have color-coded bandanas in the original comic (which was printed in black-and-white anyway).. they're 4 bigass mutant freaks of nature and a piece of cloth over their eyes won't make them stick out like sore thumbs any less..

AdverseSolutions
03-29-2006, 05:25 AM
Why isn't poo-sex more popular?



An important question. Consider that ass-to-mouth sex is pretty popular nowadays, which has all the trappings of poo sex (and its digestion) for the girl but brings the man no further than his own penis head to the land of poo. Defecation seems to be the final frontier for the porn world and I wondered back in 1996 when I saw my first internet porn if things were going to spiral quicker and quicker into a despicable internet humanity eating its own shit through vacuum tubes. But poop is different. Poop stays and stains, it's lumpy and substantial. Pee washes away, sure it smells but it washes away. For shit to make any sense in bed (or for the man's fantasy), a plastic sheet has to be involved which may remind him of condoms (bad!). Shit also reminds the man that the anus is not just a 'tighter vagina', that it is connected to a stomach and a real digesting, filthy human being. All of which is appalling for those jumping into internet sex, characterized by a stratifying of objectives (ejaculation) that requires little attention to anything else. Perhaps poo also tells the man that there is resistance to his penis in the woman's asshole, which has been the social prize of four decades of pornography, finally, even if my girlfriend won't take it in the ass, some low-paid whore will on camera! But poo throws this all into question. Think about how revolting queefing is to us. Farting and poop I think run on the same logic.

Roxie
03-29-2006, 08:28 AM
So, Roxie...what happened to your outrageous avatar? :confused:
Oh, I'll bring it back.....once a month.....*evil laughter*

queef isn't exactly a fart. A queef is air realsing, a fart is gas releasing.

And did I ever mention how much you scare me, Million?

BornAgainCommunist
03-29-2006, 09:04 AM
Why did the Ninja Turtles even wear bandanas? It's not for identification purposes because they didn't have color-coded bandanas in the original comic (which was printed in black-and-white anyway).. they're 4 bigass mutant freaks of nature and a piece of cloth over their eyes won't make them stick out like sore thumbs any less..

The real question is why didn't they just kill themselves?

I mean in the end could they really ever make a difference?

arcticninja
03-29-2006, 02:52 PM
queef isn't exactly a fart. A queef is air realsing, a fart is gas releasing.



last time I checked, air is a gas.

j/k's I know what you mean.


So I didn't sleep last night. At all. I'm not even tired (well, ok, I'm tired now but I was fine all day).

I'm afraid that I'll just fall asleep while driving home.

Dan?
03-29-2006, 03:03 PM
Someone sent me a 'loveogram' or some such nonsense, but it was to my school e-mail and I don't think my g/f knows that one...wtf?

Bowling Pin
03-29-2006, 03:30 PM
Walmart chicken = 8 pieces for 4.48, folks. I have 1 piece left...and I'm actually...full!!

Tell me the fuck about it!!!

WAL-MART CHICKEN!!!

Million
03-29-2006, 06:38 PM
ah...more inspiration to make some money off my magical voice. I took a claim from this 40something year old broad the other day, and she sounded QUITE happy to talk to me. At the end of the call, she asked my last name(we can't give that out, obviously), and seemed to be trying to start up some flirty small talk. Of course I've set expectations ridiculously high now by hyping the voice so much...but it's really that awesome. Seriously, I need to be one of those late night "QUIET STORM.." radio guys or something...

..and to continue blowing my own horn*(heh)...it's diverse too...if I looked even close as hot as my voice sounds...the game would officially be broken forever. I would be like MUGEN Ogre Akuma, folks. I'm talking Axe Effect absurdity here...women dive tackling me in the damn grocery store. That's just how amazing it is.

*random Fun Fact: I had stolen panties in my jacket pocket at work today. I forgot, and randomly noticed it. So I was suddenly holding back the laughter while sitting there....ohhhh yeah. I love being me. It's fun.

*oh and speaking of hot voices...I went over to the office to turn in my keys/park permit(*which I've already sketched to dupe later of course...just in case)...and this adorable tiny girl was there working the office...with an adorable/tiny voice to match! She had the voice of Megan Mullaly's character from Will and Grace, (*Gladlady in the commercials is another example). I LOVE those tiny, kinda "elfish" voices...that is so undeniably HOT it breaks the fuckin game for me. To listen to a girl with that voice just talk....oh that's foreplay by itself to me. It's such a powerful turn-on for me...I think it may qualify as another fetish...I wanted to take her right there on the desk in front of the other two people in the office.

Rico!
03-29-2006, 09:41 PM
whats a good (legal) thing to do when you feel like shit?

Roxie
03-29-2006, 10:08 PM
turn on some music you can wiggle your hips to.
I prefer bassment jaxx.

Eat pancakes for dinner, watch a funny film.

Lantis
03-29-2006, 10:16 PM
turn on some music you can wiggle your hips to.


Yeah, preferrably something that rhymes with CRAAAAWWWWWWWWWLIIIIIIIING IIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN MYYYYYYYYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!

Scorpio_G
03-29-2006, 10:26 PM
I usually lay down and sleep. Or I'll just cry then sleep. I usually feel a little better after I wake up.

Or maybe you should talk to someone or write an angry letter to yorself.

kcxj
03-30-2006, 02:48 AM
I can't believe how fast the work day went by today. Usually, the full 8 hour shift takes FOREVER and I feel miserable. Ever since I consciously started "slowing down" everything about myself (how fast I walk, talk, gesture, and blink even), and since I started starting conversations with everybody I can too, the shift just flies by like nothing now.

------

I was listening to some acoustic guitar singer guy on the radio today (Howie Day). The radio announcer said he was born in 1981, so that makes him the same age as me.

Oh my god... I'm not gay or a chick, but even I was feeling the panties off attraction for this dude. The voice is too good. I can't imagine how women must feel when they're around him. I need to compete with guys as attractive as this??

hmm... :bluu:

------

There's a picture in the picture frame aisle at Target that I really like. It's a black and white photo of a couple dressed up like they're from the 1920's, they're ballroom dancing, the man has the woman held up against his body, and you can't see their heads, just the woman's body and part of the man's is in the frame. I would of actually bought that picture to decorate my room with, but they only had it as the display poster and not in any of the actual items you can buy.

Speaking of Target, they had this poster of an Asian woman model in one of the clothing store aisles once. She was really hot, but I didn't have a camera phone back then, so I didn't get to take a picture of it, and I haven't seen the picture again since. Bummer...

TehNewGuy
03-30-2006, 03:28 AM
What the fuck...did anyone else know that Chuck Norris had his own cartoon show at one point? Its on Cartoon network now, so I assume it comes on at 5:30 est every weekday...wow this is so gay

JackTenrac!
03-30-2006, 05:17 AM
- Up to start a new day. So much on the plate already, but I know I can swing it out.

- My room is one big mess and it's pretty much out to the dogs here.

- It's official now. I am moving away to another part of the province. Mom says that I'll have to either GO it or get dropped off by her, hardly even mentioning Dad's place, which is closer, in all of this. I wonder why?
I'll attempt to this weekend.

- I alledgedly found the guys responsible for those white canvas Telus advertisements. Their work is just as nice. Less animals in their other work.

- I actually asked the crew about how they operate. They just told me they did it blindly. No fixed schedule. Just call or show face and boom, there it was. I'll hold them to that tommorow, probably, since I am no go for this casual.

Million
03-30-2006, 05:52 AM
that would be Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos. I have the theme (hilarious)music. It almost sounds like a joke when you hear how many times the voice-over guy mentions Chuck's name.

VG Emblem
03-30-2006, 03:38 PM
that would be Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos. I have the theme (hilarious)music. It almost sounds like a joke when you hear how many times the voice-over guy mentions Chuck's name.
Holy shit I want to hear the song lol. Can you send it to me or something through a PM?

Million
03-30-2006, 07:51 PM
Here it is...hopefully you don't have problems getting things off rapidshare(a LOT of people have been complaining about it lately at other forums) http://rapidshare.de/files/16838155/Chuck_Norris_Karate-Kommandos.mp3.html

I'm quite proud of my tv theme collection. So far, it's complete. For the first time, I've reached a point where I'm not looking for anything else....I have everything. If only that tragically unloved show "Beat the Geeks" was still on...I could definitely be the "TV Themesong Geek". They could give me like 2 or 3 notes, and chances are...I'll know what show it's from.

"The creature is driven by rage, and persued by an investigative reporter...'Mr. McGee, don't make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.."

"Only one man, federal agent Norman Tuttle, knows Jesse Mach's true identity...the man....the machine...STREETHAWK.."

"If you're in doubt about angels being real....I can arrange to change any doubts you feel...wait 'til you see my Gidget! You'll want her for your valentine..." --these wonderful tv theme soundbytes are in my head on a daily basis.

*come to think of it...life as an only-child definitely had something to do with the fact I probably watched more tv than the average kid...especially in the 80s.

*I saw my first upskirt of the season! It's a good day automatically because of this. The girl's ass was totally on display, and she didn't seem to care.

Rico!
03-30-2006, 07:55 PM
turn on some music you can wiggle your hips to.
I prefer bassment jaxx.

Eat pancakes for dinner, watch a funny film.


yeah music did the trick.

JackTenrac!
03-31-2006, 05:35 AM
You've been listening/reading DeAngelo. The first two or so lines prove it, kcxj. You cannot hide.

...that went well.

Million
03-31-2006, 06:11 AM
Naomi Campbell was just arrested for something....another instance of her "bad model behavior". Still, I don't care how much of a bitch she is....even when being lead away in handcuffs, she was still looking DELICIOUS.

*this week feels like it has lasted 3 years.

maxx
03-31-2006, 06:18 AM
What the fuck...did anyone else know that Chuck Norris had his own cartoon show at one point? Its on Cartoon network now, so I assume it comes on at 5:30 est every weekday...wow this is so gay

lol cobra commander had to two take two jobs when his wife gave birth to a litter of snakes.

Adam Warlock
03-31-2006, 06:32 AM
SNIP
You're about to make it to the ban list. That link is NOT safe for work so I know it's not safe for SRK. Or did you not recognize the bush of the buttnaked woman on the link at the bottom? Having never seen a vagina is no excuse; your house has mirrors.

Scorpio_G
03-31-2006, 06:38 AM
lol cobra commander had to two take two jobs when his wife gave birth to a litter of snakes.

I heard it's five eppisodes long. Reminds me of Jacki Chan during the end segments.

AdverseSolutions
03-31-2006, 08:05 AM
You're about to make it to the ban list. That link is NOT safe for work so I know it's not safe for SRK. Or did you not recognize the bush of the buttnaked woman on the link at the bottom? Having never seen a vagina is no excuse; your house has mirrors.

bowned

Lantis
03-31-2006, 09:22 AM
Naomi Campbell was just arrested for something....another instance of her "bad model behavior". Still, I don't care how much of a bitch she is....even when being lead away in handcuffs, she was still looking DELICIOUS.


So, you're also into the S&M/bondage stuff? :confused:

Can't say I'm surprised, though....

Million
03-31-2006, 06:07 PM
nope...she was just looking good even while being lead away by police. Heh, in true "forever stylish" model fashion...she had a white mink coat or something drapped around her, which concealed the fact that she was handcuffed...

it's just a shame she has that typical lanky model body though...that's definitely too thin(and tall) for my usual taste, but she's otherwise a gorgeous woman.

*I can't remember...but I'm sure it was some SNK game...World Heroes...Im sure that's it. One character, Rasputin(*based on the real guy, apparently) has a move where he lifts his kilt(aka DRESS. it's a damn dress, folks. Let's call a spade a spade here.) and shoots a fireball from his crotch.

...actually, I'm not so sure it was World Heroes anymore...it's either WH or Way of the Warrior from 3do....either way, it keeps popping into my mind thanks to that Xbattle thread with "Rasputin" in the title....and damn that move was hilarious.

Primal Rage---Chaos had a fatality where you piss on the opponent, and it kills them. That's entertainment.

More Naruto tonight for me....so I'm about 60 episodes ahead of CN now. I think there will be yet ANOTHER damn Miyasaki movie on tomorrow night.

*I still have to kidnap a duck so I can do that experiment...I still want to see if piss rolls off a duck's back, like water. I've wondered about that for many years...and I intend to find out for myself what happens when you piss on a duck. I have to devise a safe capture method of course....it's not like I want to hurt the little guy...I just want to piss on him, and see what happens.

*another plan...I'm going to get a cheap microwave one day, specifically for the purpose of microwaving bugs...and other things.

monbaby
03-31-2006, 06:19 PM
Naomi Campbell was just arrested for something....another instance of her "bad model behavior". Still, I don't care how much of a bitch she is....even when being lead away in handcuffs, she was still looking DELICIOUS.

*this week feels like it has lasted 3 years.



It's all about putting a massive 3 Inch gash in the woman's head with her cell phone...

I guess she used a Razor Cell phone...

Apparantly her house maid wore her jeans and she got caught...

Must have been a nice pair of jeans...

BornAgainCommunist
03-31-2006, 07:13 PM
:wasted: http://www.mastergraph.com//

to the right... :looney:

Penguin
03-31-2006, 07:42 PM
I've always thought about if time was relative. Seeing as how when you're really having fun it goes by really quickly, yet in a time of danger it can seem to go very slowly.

So what if different people have different frames of time?

jettmanas
04-01-2006, 01:10 AM
Jesus is Lord. And visit www.Alouwishses.com

I drew all he art over the last year since I moved from L.A. to the Bay.:sweat:

Irennicus
04-01-2006, 02:55 AM
So I was walking along and saw a dog eating shit. At the same time, I was quoting Anchorman quotes, and I talk to myself a lot, and I said "When in Rome...", and my neighbor looked at me very strangely, who noticed I was looking at the shit-eating dog for an exorbitantly long time.

I wonder if he was expecting me to eat shit with the dog.

abacabb
04-01-2006, 03:17 AM
So I was walking along and saw a dog eating shit. At the same time, I was quoting Anchorman quotes, and I talk to myself a lot, and I said "When in Rome...", and my neighbor looked at me very strangely, who noticed I was looking at the shit-eating dog for an exorbitantly long time.

I wonder if he was expecting me to eat shit with the dog.
lol thats funny:rofl:

Demon Dash
04-01-2006, 04:12 AM
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=111498

It's a shame because that Ryu looks quite awsome. Must have took some time to do, especially for a fake.

http://www.godmodeonline.com/fake2.jpg

The article explains what I thought might have happened too with Sammy vs Capcom.....You know, for a fake it's been set out pretty good.

VG Emblem
04-01-2006, 04:13 AM
It's a shame because that Ryu looks quite awsome. Must have took some time to do, especially for a fake.
{img]http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=111498[/img]
Wtf, wrong thread? There's not even any img tags on SRK. -_-

FistsofFury
04-01-2006, 04:17 AM
Wow that looked so fake.

If Capcom were to do a Street Fighter 4, they should have some imaginative fans write the story and do characters. Yup.

Demon Dash
04-01-2006, 04:27 AM
Wtf, wrong thread? There's not even any img tags on SRK. -_-
Some parts of the forum do and others don't.

I actually thought that Ryu looked quite slick, shame the rest of the pics wheren't up to scratch.

RoninChaos
04-01-2006, 05:01 AM
*snip*

K, dude, seriously, take that shit to livejournal. I can appreciate the fact that you're makin' progress with hoes and shit like that, but this is really outta control. Every page we have two or three long posts from you about how you want to fuck hoes, which is fine, but then you get into waaaaaaaaaay too much TMI. This is what blogs and web journals are for. Million's never even taken it this far. At least when he does TMI it's in a 2 paragraph post. You're memoirs are practically on SRK right now.

Demon Dash
04-01-2006, 05:16 AM
K, dude, seriously, take that shit to livejournal. I can appreciate the fact that you're makin' progress with hoes and shit like that, but this is really outta control. Every page we have two or three long posts from you about how you want to fuck hoes, which is fine, but then you get into waaaaaaaaaay too much TMI. This is what blogs and web journals are for. Million's never even taken it this far. At least when he does TMI it's in a 2 paragraph post. You're memoirs are practically on SRK right now.
That made me lol.

wepeel
04-01-2006, 05:30 AM
awww he wants an audience to listen to his progress just like in the other forums

that's the reason circle-jerk blogrings were invented; there are tons of people willing to worship you if you find the correct idiots, livejournal is definitely a good place to start...

JackTenrac!
04-01-2006, 07:58 AM
- RoninChaos and AdamWarlock are laying down the law like Walker. Sweet. It was true and I think Anubis should also do the same. At times, I forget my MSN Space is around and post here about my life to the extent of annoyance. I'll create a blog thread if that is ok, something to point these authors in the right direction. Maybe it would be ideal to do so. If it has already been done, then I will not. I would love to see an RSS dedicated to kcxj's adventures in pum killing.

Done!

EDIT: http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=111505

- Is this exchange a good one or a great one? my soon to get intermediate knowledge in Java for hardcore tactics training in Street Fighter from a friend of mine who placed 13th in an SRK mentioned tournament.

Why?: He's a Mugen programmer who likes video games, but not much of Java. I'm a web developer looking to get serious about Java and my game from the basics and onward.

Million
04-01-2006, 07:46 PM
Kimberly Guilfoyle is on FoxNews right now...I haven't seen this one before...she is a quality, delicious PIECE of ass. Oh yeah...she is SO jewish(*she has that stereotypical "cute jewish girl from north-eastern U.S. sound). Her mouth looks like it was made specifically to give the best blowjob in the history of the world. The mouth is easily on par with Angelina Jolie, folks. I love FoxNews...they know that TnA pulls the ratings, and they are absolutely shameless in exploiting that fact. Kim is a FINE addition to the lineup of quality hotness over at Fox.
Here's Kimmie: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Kimberly%20Guilfoyle&btnG=Google+Search&sa=N&tab=wi
^DELICIOUS.

I got a nice deal on this new apartment so far...I just paid rent +water today =320. I got half off the normal price for the first 2 months.

Murt!
04-01-2006, 08:04 PM
Huh. (http://www.zytor.com/~johannax/jigsaw/sf/sean.html) I always thought it was funny that the only black shoto was the one that couldn't match for shit.


Wow that looked so fake.

If Capcom were to do a Street Fighter 4, they should have some imaginative fans write the story and do characters. Yup.


If they make SF4, Amy, Datta and Mel would be great additions.

RoninChaos
04-01-2006, 09:35 PM
- RoninChaos and AdamWarlock are laying down the law like Walker. Sweet. It was true and I think Anubis should also do the same. At times, I forget my MSN Space is around and post here about my life to the extent of annoyance. I'll create a blog thread if that is ok, something to point these authors in the right direction. Maybe it would be ideal to do so. If it has already been done, then I will not. I would love to see an RSS dedicated to kcxj's adventures in pum killing.

You can make one. And I'm not hatin' on him trying to make progress or anything, but as I said, there's a place for everything. If he did a blog and then put up the link here and was like "yo, this happened, you can check the details in my blog" it would be all good.

abacabb
04-02-2006, 12:14 AM
how long does it take for a toenail to grow back? i dropped a brick on my big toe and the nail just fell off. it looks weird and its grossing everyone i know out

kcxj
04-02-2006, 01:54 AM
You can make one. And I'm not hatin' on him trying to make progress or anything, but as I said, there's a place for everything. If he did a blog and then put up the link here and was like "yo, this happened, you can check the details in my blog" it would be all good.
Done.

Sorry about the spam. I just realized I haven't turned my on PS2, or used any of the video game systems I have in my house, for over two months now, so I don't even have any business being on a gamer website anymore in the first place. Why the hell was I even still posting here? Social habits die hard I guess. (All the real life friends I've made in the past 4 years have been from SRK.) Anyway...

Moved to --> http://kcxj.livejournal.com/

EDIT: I found the posts I made here from when I was depressed back in November last year. I posted them as the first posts on my LJ. They were made just one month after my birthday too, so wow... you can really see the frustrations I was having with women, how horrible it