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VG Emblem
04-04-2006, 01:05 AM
Hey Murt, what high school are you gonna be going to?

kcxj
04-04-2006, 01:05 AM
I finally approached and confessed to this woman how much I love her and how beautiful I think she is today, and wow...

... it didn't hurt at all.

It only took me 9 months.

I wonder what I was scared of?

Murt!
04-04-2006, 01:08 AM
Hey Murt, what high school are you gonna be going to?

lol the school I'm at is 6th through 12th, so I ain't going nowhere.

Taichi
04-04-2006, 01:11 AM
Goddammit, if you don't get this fucking fire extinguisher the fuck off my truck, I'm gonna roll it into a dumpster, and set it on fire!

phae
04-04-2006, 01:14 AM
lol do it.

I fucking am.

I mean, I have a mild foot fetish myself (toes are cute, and I like having my toes played with), but you know what? I don't have to get naked. I have good looking legs and thick thighs.

I can easily get cute dresses and skirts to show them off. I am totally gonna do foot fetish parties, and make cash for looking good :rofl:

It's a lot better than my last hairbrained scheme of being a dominatrix - that would involve very expensive clothing and seeing men naked.. which isn't cool.

VG Emblem
04-04-2006, 01:20 AM
lol the school I'm at is 6th through 12th, so I ain't going nowhere.
Wow that sucks. I hate being in the same place too long.

abacabb
04-04-2006, 01:20 AM
I fucking am.

I mean, I have a mild foot fetish myself (toes are cute, and I like having my toes played with), but you know what? I don't have to get naked. I have good looking legs and thick thighs.

I can easily get cute dresses and skirts to show them off. I am totally gonna do foot fetish parties, and make cash for looking good :rofl:

It's a lot better than my last hairbrained scheme of being a dominatrix - that would involve very expensive clothing and seeing men naked.. which isn't cool.
shit, PM me when you do. ill be your first customer:lovin:

VG Emblem
04-04-2006, 02:36 AM
Wtf, I'm using FireFox right now due to my current browser not working and it's annoying the hell out of me. You know why? Even when a page is done loading, the little hourglass still appears and it says the page is loading some random crap. It's just annoying, meh.

Million
04-04-2006, 05:15 AM
ah, if only I had a way right now to hook the tv to the comp....I would make so many vidcaps of The Soledad. She has a legs crossed right now, which in turn makes her slacks TIGHT...good lord it looks nice from the side :sweat: I love it when they have her do these "on the couch" interview segments.

...I think a certain lovely, adorable, gorgeous newsanchor is dangerously close to breaking into my Magnificent 5™, folks.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
04-04-2006, 06:15 AM
Phae... that was some scary shit right there. Snakes On Plane wasn't even close to seeing it.

arcticninja
04-04-2006, 07:42 AM
I want this motherfucking SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE off the motherfucking PLAAAAAAAAAAANE.

ShinkuuR
04-04-2006, 08:44 AM
Have you ever went to a store and thought some of the prices were ridiculously high? I went to the grocery store yesterday and I saw this lasagna in a box no bigger than one of those blocks of butter(you know, the BIG ASS block of butter)...for like 3 dollars.

THREE FUCKING DOLLARS??? That shit is like...like RPG inflated prices! PLUS it was on sale!!

I turned to my friend and said, "WTF?? Who's gonna pay for this little shit? This lasanga better cure ALL status alignments!!" He just laughed.



...Wheat Thins are the shit.

RaishinX
04-04-2006, 09:00 AM
I just had to snap on a friend for being stupid and childish. Why am I the one whom he saves this retarded behavior for? Goddamn this shit.

Azrael
04-04-2006, 09:21 AM
Hihi Puffy Amiyumi Show. ...Did anyone in America actually watch this? I was trying to watch it on CN Japan right now and I felt my brain trying to escape through my ears.

the_dannobot
04-04-2006, 09:41 AM
Pantera rocks so hard it makes me want to club a baby seal.

MadGaffler
04-04-2006, 10:29 AM
Hey Million, what time is Soledad on. I can honestly say I've never seen her live, I've see pictures, out of curiosity from all your posts but never live.

Crest Whitening Expressions: Lemon Ice Toothpaste is awesome, everyone go out and buy some!

Lantis
04-04-2006, 10:46 AM
Hihi Puffy Amiyumi Show. ...Did anyone in America actually watch this? I was trying to watch it on CN Japan right now and I felt my brain trying to escape through my ears.

I TRIED to one day...but the attempt to rip off anime is sooooo bad in CN these days. I mean, you have Teen Titans which tries to rip off some anime "funny/goofy" expressions (and also has that J-Pop intro song) but HiHi Puffy is just a flat-out imitation. And the saddest thing is that I think it is based on some real-life J-Pop singers, but I really can't confirm this....

CN should try to stick with original productions like Harvey Birdman....now THAT'S comedy! :tup: :clap:

arcticninja
04-04-2006, 11:02 AM
Hihi Puffy Amiyumi is based on real j-pop singers. They did the (amazingly catchy) intro for Teen Titans.

I randomly saw one episode and it's the dumbest thing ever. Hihi Puffy Amiyumi, not Teen Titans that is. Teen Titans is awesome.


That is all.

RaishinX
04-04-2006, 11:13 AM
Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi? Those "words" alone should've been enough to ward off any interest. Has anyone tried that other show "Foster's Home For Mop-headed Step-children Where Getting Your Hair Cut With the Wrong Size Bowl Isn't Any Big Deal At All Really"? Cartoon Network's daytime weekday lineup is a fucking joke. I don't even have cable and I'm simply guessing. Ridiculous waste of time, money, ink and other resources.

Wellman
04-04-2006, 11:38 AM
Fosters is pretty funny, it has been a damn long time since one of the main characters in a cartoon was a grade A asshole like Bloo is.

I was watching Grey's Anatomy on Sunday and I was shocked to hear a Cee lo song being played in the background.

ethnic_scrap
04-04-2006, 12:33 PM
On the topic of cartoons:

Avatar would be ok, except for the fucking arrow on top of his head!

Batman series > *
Joker with dreads is awesome. Even the past batman series are top tier, especially with Batman Beyond, and the series before that, wasnt sure what it was called, it ran in the early 90's, set in 1950's or something.

I hate Teen Titans with a passion.

Foster's Home is not bad.

* > Alien Racers
When I saw the ad for it on TV, I thought it was some cheap 3d intro for a toy or something. Then my bro told me it was an actual series. wtf?!

Taichi
04-04-2006, 03:39 PM
ethnic_scrap: Titans isn't for everybody......I enjoy it, plenty of people don't.....

I can't stand the new Batman series.....Bruce Timm's version will be the truest interpretation for years to come.......

as far as "The Series before that", it was actually THREE Series.....

Batman, The Animated Series (Batman, Solo)
The New Adventures of Batman and Robin (Introduced Robin, and Later Batgirl)
The New Batman Adventures (Robin became Nightwing, Batgirl took a more pro-active role, and a New Robin was chosen.....Batman updated his duds)

Lantis
04-04-2006, 03:55 PM
On Wednesday of next week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

I got a better date for you.

06:06:06 06/06/06

FOR I BEHELD SATAN! :looney:

ethnic_scrap
04-04-2006, 03:57 PM
Ahh yeah, thats right. The one I was thinking of was the first one, Batman, the Animated Series.

kcxj
04-04-2006, 07:32 PM
Hihi Puffy Amiyumi Show. ...Did anyone in America actually watch this? I was trying to watch it on CN Japan right now and I felt my brain trying to escape through my ears.
Super Milk Chan on Adult Swim too. I'm a total insomniac so I'm actually awake whenever this show comes on. The theme music is catchy I admit, but damn, this show is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, and if the show is supposed to be geared towards girls, no wonder so many of them are just as stupid.

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Just curious:

How many other people here would consider themselves to be smarter than everybody else?

More intelligent (whatever that means to you) than other people the same age or just people in general?

Rico!
04-04-2006, 08:38 PM
Super Milk Chan on Adult Swim too. I'm a total insomniac so I'm actually awake whenever this show comes on. The theme music is catchy I admit, but damn, this show is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, and if the show is supposed to be geared towards girls, no wonder so many of them are just as stupid.


I've read some review about this show. all of the jokes are japanese pop culture references and wont be funny at all in america. Sort of like if the simpsons were being played in japan.

Million
04-04-2006, 08:58 PM
The Soledad™ can be seen every weekday morning on CNN's "American Morning". I think it starts at 5 or 6am, and goes to 9am central. The first thing I usually do when waking up, is to turn the tv on...and go to CNN to get a look at my sweetie...every day...I'm always disappointed on those times she has taken some time off. I need my daily Soledad fix. It's absolutely necessary.

I successfully infiltrated the ol' college grounds today...I was there mostly for the rally(*people running for "Miss Senior", or "Miss TSU", Miss Junior, etc.) The Rally = FREE FOOD. Unfortunately, the catch wasn't nearly as good as when I was actually a student there. I was a bit late, so I had to stand in long lines for anything. On top of that...I didn't see much variety. I was hoping someone would have pizza. It wasn't a total loss though, I got some free chicken, pound cake, and ice cream.

of course the side bonus was the usual TSU hotness. That place is maintaining the tradition. It's a usual thing to just randomly see ridiculously hot girls walking around at TSU...I'm talking broads on the same level as Beyonce, Soledad, Tamia, Halle, Toni Braxton, etc. It's like the TnA Matrix....One cannot be...told...what the TSU TnA Matrix is...you must see it for yourself.

The current SRK scandal is cracking me up...the whole StudioTraffic fiasco. It's a good thing I was too lazy to actually get into it...I'll admit I was tempted....despite the fact that I normally don't trust anyone. Anyway, it's all hilarious...shame that thread was closed. SRK proves once again to be must-see internet.

kcxj
04-04-2006, 09:43 PM
of course the side bonus was the usual TSU hotness. That place is maintaining the tradition. It's a usual thing to just randomly see ridiculously hot girls walking around at TSU...I'm talking broads on the same level as Beyonce, Soledad, Tamia, Halle, Toni Braxton, etc. It's like the TnA Matrix....One cannot be...told...what the TSU TnA Matrix is...you must see it for yourself.
Did you get any e-mails or phone numbers?

People talk so negatively about themselves sometimes. "I'm cursed", "I'll never meet somebody who likes me", etc... I'm guilty of it a lot myself actually.

I don't know how else to say that it's all in your head though. I'd kill to be able to spend time on a college campus like that and be around so many beautiful women.

Right now my entire social life pretty much consists of the cafeteria at my work (since I don't have any male friends that aren't hopelessly nerdy gamers), and there are only so many women that I can meet from there. I've been thinking about it recently, and just being able to interact with these women in the cafeteria on my breaks, is even more important than the actual job I'm doing that pays me the money to my bank account.

If the manager told me all of a sudden that I'm not allowed to take my breaks there anymore, or if all the beautiful women quit at the same time, I would honestly say, "fuck this job", and quit myself.

So yeah, don't tell me about how hot these women are. Tell me that you're going up, talking with them, and getting dates instead. :bgrin:

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There's a picture calender at the Chinese food restaurant that I like to eat dinner at. The manager got it from one of the local Asian supermarkets.

It's a beautiful woman (HK pop idol Joey Yung (http://carmenvo.tripod.com/WallpaperCollection/6a_joeyyung.jpg)), photoshopped in behind her is a BMW car, and photoshopped behind that is a gorgeous home.

I found the whole placement of those three things to be funny in that it implies that one day owning a BMW or a gorgeous house is the same as one day being married to a woman as beautiful as Joey. That the woman is actually an asset and something you can show off to your friends like you would your BMW or house.

I wonder if by the time I'm 30, I'll be able to achieve the goals the calender picture was implying to me today?

Taichi
04-05-2006, 12:33 AM
I got a better date for you.

06:06:06 06/06/06

FOR I BEHELD SATAN! :looney:

That one honestly, doesn't interest me as much, because I don't really believe in all that......

abacabb
04-05-2006, 12:42 AM
After watching that soul ballads time life commercial, I've been downloading all these old love songs. I'm Loving It!

TS
04-05-2006, 05:34 AM
I haven't watched Saturday morning cartoons in a minute, but I did catch an episode of the Viewtiful Joe cartoon like 2 or so months ago...I liked it. Weird art style though. Doesn't look like your run-of-the-mill anime (it's Japanese, right? Has to be).

Batman: The Animated Series >> The Batman. I haven't seen The Batman in a minute...the art is good, and I like Joker's new design...but if you sit down and watch one episode of each series...the writing on Batman:TAS smokes The Batman for free.

Speaking of smoking shit, why is everyone pretending Dave Chappelle is normal? It's like MJ and Thriller, nobody wants to admit he's fucked up, because Chappelle is funny. MOFO flew to fucking AFRICA without even telling his wife, because he was feeling stressed. They say paranoia is a symptom of long-term marijuana use...I think Chappelle has smoked such an amount that he's getting all panicky and weird and thinks The White Man is out to get him.

Dude isn't "I'm tired of showbusiness, I'm going to be alone with my family," he's approaching dopehead levels of paranoia.

BTW, anyone call crackheads baseheads? We used to call them that over here, but stopped like 10 years ago...i'd like to bring that back. "Base" coming from freebase, of course, to smoke crack. ...I remember some joke about someone freebasing ham...don't remember where it was from...

Azrael
04-05-2006, 07:19 AM
Ah OK. CN Japan keeps hyping up "Puffy Amiyumi" as Puffy's big American break, and they always show sold-out concerts with Puffy and American fans holding signs and what not. I figured it was the usual Japanese over-exaggeration, but I just wanted to be sure.

Puffy used to be huge in Japan, then they dropped right off the radar. Most Japanese people have no idea what happened to them, but I guess they went on to make terrible TV shows in America.

.......................

I was in an internet cafe today browsing some magazines, and I saw the girl who's currently in kcxj's avatar. It might have even been the same picture. It was a really surreal "WTF" moment, I dunno if I could properly explain it.

......................

Batman - The Animated Series > most everything else on this planet. It's mind numbing how good this show was. And I agree, Bats is at his best solo, without the Batkids weighing him down.

I plan to keep my future kids from watching the crap on TV now and only giving them the DVD episodes of the good shit. You know Batman: TAS is high on that list.

ethnic_scrap
04-05-2006, 07:22 AM
Kcxj, you should do seminars at anime conventions and shit, you would make millions! I can imagine the notes that kids would take:

"Keep eye contact. Don't be a needy geek. Imagine punching in face and raping." :rofl:

E_VAYD
04-05-2006, 07:38 AM
After watching that soul ballads time life commercial, I've been downloading all these old love songs. I'm Loving It!

Hey man. Can I get a copy of your soul classics?

No, my brother. You're gonna have to buy your own!

L.one H.iryu S.aga
04-05-2006, 09:44 AM
Fosters is pretty funny, it has been a damn long time since one of the main characters in a cartoon was a grade A asshole like Bloo is.

Nah, it hasn't. You forgot about Master Shake. He is the king.

RaishinX
04-05-2006, 09:53 AM
I didn't realize how much I played Yang. He's actually my main character. How did I not know that? Ah well.

VG Emblem
04-05-2006, 09:53 AM
Nah, it hasn't. You forgot about Master Shake. He is the king.
I believe the difference is that Aqua Teens is geared towards an older audience and not to little kids. So Bloo ftw.

Btw I did not sleep tonight, I worked through the entire night on a school project. And then my mom was all mad at me, I mean wtf. If I was my mother (O.o) I would be proud of myself for being devoted enough to do that. Agreed?

Power Man Fox
04-05-2006, 01:34 PM
Does anyone know if aunt may from spiderman 2 knows peter is spider man?

Taichi
04-05-2006, 02:02 PM
I'm of the mind that Nightwing, Robin, and Batgirl are integral parts of the Bat-Mythos.....

he's got three partners to look out for (plus one in the grave), this keeps him sane, and focused....without them, he drifts into the realm of paranoia, and psychosis (Even to the brink of murder)

without the 'batkids', he's a psychopath, no better than the lunatics he brings in every night.....

Murt!
04-05-2006, 03:55 PM
shit, PM me when you do. ill be your first customer:lovin:

I'm gonna need a PM too.

Bowling Pin
04-05-2006, 04:59 PM
Man, I was tripping last night. I smoked nearly a whole pack of cigarettes, just to see what my limit was. I got home at 2 in the morning, and since I had nothing to do the following day, I just decided to goof around and mess with Kingdom Hearts II for hours. I got to about 4 in the morning when I started feeling a combination of sickness and "fucking tired."

That's when I kinda dozed off and started "dreaming," but I was still conscious. It's like, a prelude to a dream? Pre-RLM? My thoughts began spinning wildly out of control, recalling a memory of a scene that never occured, talking to a woman who never existed. The thing about dreams is that you suddenly run on "dream logic." Shit doesn't make sense, but you don't bat an eye. Only problem was, I was dreaming but not running on dream logic, so I got fucking overwhelmed.

I felt really awful. It was almost as bad as the last time I smoked a blunt.

abacabb
04-05-2006, 05:54 PM
Hey man. Can I get a copy of your soul classics?

No, my brother. You're gonna have to buy your own!
you remember that shit? For like 2 weeks my uncle and i said that shit for everything. "Can i get some apple Juice? No, my brother. Your gonna have to get your own."

Rico!
04-05-2006, 07:32 PM
There's a picture calender at the Chinese food restaurant that I like to eat dinner at. The manager got it from one of the local Asian supermarkets.

It's a beautiful woman (HK pop idol Joey Yung (http://carmenvo.tripod.com/WallpaperCollection/6a_joeyyung.jpg)), photoshopped in behind her is a BMW car, and photoshopped behind that is a gorgeous home.

I found the whole placement of those three things to be funny in that it implies that one day owning a BMW or a gorgeous house is the same as one day being married to a woman as beautiful as Joey. That the woman is actually an asset and something you can show off to your friends like you would your BMW or house.

I wonder if by the time I'm 30, I'll be able to achieve the goals the calender picture was implying to me today?


lol i have a few of these from local chinese take out places. I think the picture is implying (unless your wealthy guy or something) that you'll only get one of these things in life if you're lucky. (not you in particular, kcxj, but you know what i mean)

Carpet Lint
04-05-2006, 07:50 PM
Man, I was tripping last night. I smoked nearly a whole pack of cigarettes, just to see what my limit was.
Brother Pin, have you watched Thank You For Smoking? That's an awesome movie, convinced me that smoking is cool.

Now I need to get my hands on Lex Luthor: Man Of Steel which is a story from Luthor's perspective about why Superman's a dick.

Remember that on Calvin & Hobbs Sunday strip when Calvin tries to see all viewpoints of the world after an argument with his dad and the strip's all post modern style and he can't navigate around the house? Awesomeness.

_____________


Anyone know what happened to OrangeCat? I kind of miss him.

In a vague and possibly homoerotic sense.

abacabb
04-05-2006, 07:57 PM
so im looking at fat chik porn and my sister just walked in on me. Booy was her face red. I seriously have to buy a lock for my door cause that shit just aint cool..

VG Emblem
04-05-2006, 08:02 PM
so im looking at fat chik porn and my sister just walked in on me. Booy was her face red. I seriously have to buy a lock for my door cause that shit just aint cool..
Uh more importantly, why the hell are you looking at fat chick porn?

abacabb
04-05-2006, 08:33 PM
Uh more importantly, why the hell are you looking at fat chick porn?
Well it wasnt really fat chick porn. The chik had a big ass but her stomach wasnt that little either. It wasnt huge either.

Dan?
04-05-2006, 08:46 PM
Well it wasnt really fat chick porn. The chik had a big ass but her stomach wasnt that little either. It wasnt huge either.

Why's your sis just bargin in on you like that?

Just get a light for your door that lights up and says 'Fat Chick p0rn in Progress'.

abacabb
04-05-2006, 09:47 PM
Why's your sis just bargin in on you like that?

Just get a light for your door that lights up and says 'Fat Chick p0rn in Progress'.
they dont respect me in this house. and they wonder why i dont tell them anything.

*InVeRs3*
04-05-2006, 09:49 PM
I have long hair. I want to grow a beard to go with my long hair.

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I had the coolest dream ever. In the dream, all my wishes came true. Then all of a sudden, the world that I lived in needed a new leader. A tournament decided who the king was. Ryu fights all of them and loses to some mysterious dude with no face. His back is ALWAYS turned back to you, so you can't really see his face. He whispers something to ryu, gives him money and ryu leaves. MR. T goes in and faes the no face man, and somehow beats him.

We all cheer for Mr.T, our new king.

Mr.T fools us, he isn't Mr.T. No sir. He wipes his makeup off, and takes off Mr.T clothes and it turns out it's Zangief. He starts to do his victory pose.

To everyone, this is very funny, and we all start laughing. It was really funny, it's one of those YOU HAD TO BE THERE! moments, but it was silly stuff. I woke up laughing soooo hard.

Taichi
04-05-2006, 09:55 PM
Hey, Dave, I found the Ocean, so I get to name it, if you don't fucking like it, you can go find your own, asswipe!

VG Emblem
04-05-2006, 09:58 PM
Well it wasnt really fat chick porn. The chik had a big ass but her stomach wasnt that little either. It wasnt huge either.
I think at SRK we refer to that as "Mycah."

abacabb
04-05-2006, 10:03 PM
I have long hair. I want to grow a beard to go with my long hair.

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I had the coolest dream ever. In the dream, all my wishes came true. Then all of a sudden, the world that I lived in needed a new leader. A tournament decided who the king was. Ryu fights all of them and loses to some mysterious dude with no face. His back is ALWAYS turned back to you, so you can't really see his face. He whispers something to ryu, gives him money and ryu leaves. MR. T goes in and faes the no face man, and somehow beats him.

We all cheer for Mr.T, our new king.

Mr.T fools us, he isn't Mr.T. No sir. He wipes his makeup off, and takes off Mr.T clothes and it turns out it's Zangief. He starts to do his victory pose.

To everyone, this is very funny, and we all start laughing. It was really funny, it's one of those YOU HAD TO BE THERE! moments, but it was silly stuff. I woke up laughing soooo hard.
That sounds like a cool ass dream. I usually dream about fucking Liz Cho.

FistsofFury
04-05-2006, 10:18 PM
Why's your sis just bargin in on you like that?

Just get a light for your door that lights up and says 'Fat Chick p0rn in Progress'.


There really should have a light up sign like that in Spencer's or something. 'Masturbation In Progress'. And if you walk in while the light is still on the Price is Right Loser theme is triggered.

=I want to meet a good Oro player. Playing against Oro is damn fun.

=I smoked weed everyday last week. Today I didn't. Gonna go till friday then probably buy a 20 sack and go from there. I don't feel like a stoner. I just feel like a dude who smokes weed. And I don't want to be high every single day.

abacabb
04-05-2006, 10:40 PM
hmm i wanna smoke weed oneday.

Airthrow
04-05-2006, 10:56 PM
I need to step up my game, it needs to be referred to as an "Airthrow".

abacabb
04-05-2006, 11:07 PM
I need to step up my game, it needs to be referred to as an "Airthrow".
Which game are you talking about? Your Macking Game?

Irennicus
04-05-2006, 11:13 PM
Uh more importantly, why the hell are you looking at fat chick porn?

Yeah, I'd much rather see vids of VG getting beaten over and over again with a salami. I'd fap to it.

abacabb
04-05-2006, 11:16 PM
Yeah, I'd much rather see vids of VG getting beaten over and over again with a salami. I'd fap to it.
lol. Shit i would too. *fap fap*

VG Emblem
04-06-2006, 12:14 AM
Yeah, I'd much rather see vids of VG getting beaten over and over again with a salami. I'd fap to it.
Really? I have some salami, a webcam, a hard noggin, and way too much free time on my hands. How much would you pay for said video?

Taichi
04-06-2006, 12:22 AM
Look, where he stabbed you isn't lethal, quit pissing and moaning, get a fucking band-aid, and shut the fuck up......jeezus, you make it sound like he cut your vagina out, and fed it to you on a bed of okra.......

FistsofFury
04-06-2006, 12:39 AM
For people who like Hoopz. She is dancing all oily and in bathing suits to shitty reggaeton. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8370071649428494977&q=hoopz&pl=true)

=I'm on a site that isn't SRK looking at voyeur pics. Some of these are actually hot. It is a nice change from the straight up 'TITTIES ASS AND VAGINA' pics I'm used to seeing.

abacabb
04-06-2006, 02:08 AM
For people who like Hoopz. She is dancing all oily and in bathing suits to shitty reggaeton. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8370071649428494977&q=hoopz&pl=true)

=I'm on a site that isn't SRK looking at voyeur pics. Some of these are actually hot. It is a nice change from the straight up 'TITTIES ASS AND VAGINA' pics I'm used to seeing.

Link plz

kcxj
04-06-2006, 02:23 AM
My coworker (same ethinicity and age as me, and just as single) got defensive when I told him he should be talking to more of the beautiful Asian women that work with us. You guys can check out what I have to say about him on my blog.

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I'm sorry I ever made that rape comment to whoever made the joke about me going to anime conventions.

I know there are girls that read this forum, so it was disrespectful and insensitive of me to write something like that. I'd be fired or arrested if I ever said anything like that at work too, so I don't know why I would say it here.

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Az:

Look at her hips compared to the woman on the left's.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Aki%20Hoshino/78862_02a.jpg

Those are the most gorgeous child rearing hips ever, and I wish I knew more women in real life that look like her.

I love Japanese magazines btw. My friend has a bunch of them from after his Japan trip, but he's stingy and keeps them all for himself.

I even said before, why am I looking at pictures of Alba, Stacy Keibler, etc... in my Maxim magazine, when women like Aki Hoshino are the ones that really excite my heartrate and get my hormones pumping?

Since you're in Japan, would you be interested in sending some of the local men's magazines to me here in the States if I paypal you money?

"Sabra", "Urecco", or any random fashion magazines with lots of girls in them.

Such an awesome conversation starter I would be able to put on my coffee table for when girls come over. They would see what the Japanese girls look like, and understand (consciously or subliminally) how they can make themselves look for me to like them more.

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I have a Japan import connection guy, but he only does video game related stuff (see my sig).

I want like magazines, stylish T-shirts, or uncensored porn instead.

abacabb
04-06-2006, 02:51 AM
I was just watching the news and they showed a video of a woman being thrown out of a moving truck. Ouch. She's now in a coma.

*InVeRs3*
04-06-2006, 02:57 AM
Just curious:

How many other people here would consider themselves to be smarter than everybody else?

More intelligent (whatever that means to you) than other people the same age or just people in general?

I suspect that most people think that they're more intelligent than most people. I think that I'm of average intelligence personally. I think if you think that you're more intelligent than most people then you're stroking your egos cock. Intelligence is broad too.

Why do I say this? Most people who think they're smarter than everyone else are loser douchebags. I'm not saying people who'd rather do their biology homework than anything else are losers, I think they're winners. They're doing what they want to do, they'll probobly live a comfortable life. They just keep their intelligence (if you equate intelligence with school knowledge) to themselves. I notice people who tell people they're smart that they're just losers. This is just from my experience, but these people who think they're of above average intelligence do the most loserific stuff ever. They choose to be by thesmelves because they THINK they're smarter than everyone and think they know it all. They also think they're shitty hobbies are better than the mainstreme's. They wallow in their depression because they think they're the only smart person around. In the end, they're just stroking their ego's cock thinking that they're enlightened.

My 2 cents.

Dude, can you put your blog url on your sig? Everytime I feel like going to it, I can just copy and paste it. I can put it on my favorites, but I know for sure I won't check it, you posting will be advertising it to me. heh.

Taichi
04-06-2006, 03:09 AM
Daddy, why won't Shakira wrestle an alligator?

She's acting like a total immigrant!

Million
04-06-2006, 05:36 AM
the girl on the new cingular wireless commercial is absolutely gorgeous-delicious. She holds an umbrella and rants on and on about her other service dropping the call(*they mute the sound when she mentions "drops the call!") Her face is perfect. Unfortunately, she appears to have no ass....I'd still ravage her body though.

Azrael
04-06-2006, 05:37 AM
Since you're in Japan, would you be interested in sending some of the local men's magazines to me here in the States if I paypal you money?
Not really. It's not at all convienent for me to mail anything bigger than an envelope. Not to mention I can't do anything in this town without at least 10 people gossiping about it, and I don't want "Oh my God, he's buying Japanese girly magazines!" rumors circulating.

I suppose it wouldn't do anymore good to tell you again that Japanese magazines are notorious for carefully crafted lighting angles, truckloads of makeup on the models, and then Photoshop to top it all off. Those girls you love so much...just don't exist.

phae
04-06-2006, 08:18 AM
Not really. It's not at all convienent for me to mail anything bigger than an envelope. Not to mention I can't do anything in this town without at least 10 people gossiping about it, and I don't want "Oh my God, he's buying Japanese girly magazines!" rumors circulating.

I suppose it wouldn't do anymore good to tell you again that Japanese magazines are notorious for carefully crafted lighting angles, truckloads of makeup on the models, and then Photoshop to top it all off. Those girls you love so much...just don't exist.

I was just about to ask you for issues of the Gothic Lolita Bible, S.Cawaii and Egg .. but, I guess I'll have to go to Kinokuniya, pick up the issues.. I wonder if they ship stateside? It's better than having the kings of internet slave labor (JBox/JList) do it.

In other news.. me and the mr are both sick. He's got his brain trying to escape through his nose, and i've got a cough. I almost never have coughs, so this is really fucking with my day. However, since he's sick, and he's got his bouncing job on saturday, I am about to prepare a big pot of chicken stew. I just ran out of potatos so I gotta run to the supermarket for potatos. I don't have to leave my house until like 11pm tonight, which is a good thing. He gets outta work at midnight, I should get to his place by 1am.

And while it cooks I can clean the upstairs bathroom.. fucking hell, i'm sick yet i'm STILL cleaning the bathroom.. :wasted:

Azrael
04-06-2006, 08:58 AM
The other problem is that the big post office is in the next town over, and not at all close to the train station. So, I'd have to go by scooter. Which usually isn't a problem...

...But my bike's been broken into. Again. Someone keyed the seat lock and stole the battery. I'm not entirely sure, but they may have siphoned gas as well. This is the second time the battery has been stolen, and the fifth time overall the bike has been broken into.

I'm really pissed off about it. Unfortunately, going to the police isn't an option. I suspect it's some of the bastard kids from the bad school, but I can't prove it either way. I really, really want to catch them in the act. But I don't know how to go about doing that - they always do it sometime around 3-5AM...and the incidents have all been at random times too, so I could stay up all night for weeks and never see anything. Man, this really sucks.

phae
04-06-2006, 09:06 AM
Ah, Bikes and Japan. That sucks that someone broke into it.. :(

BornAgainCommunist
04-06-2006, 09:22 AM
Irennicus.

The glint in your pulverizer strengthens my spirit.

arcticninja
04-06-2006, 09:23 AM
you should booby trap it

Irennicus
04-06-2006, 09:36 AM
you should booby trap it

Man: Hey baby....wanna see my package...?
Girl: Def....I see a huge bulge in your pants......OH MY GOD IT'S A DRILL
Man: WHAT'S WRONG BITCH?! YOU GOT ANY HOLES THAT NEED MUTILATING?!?!?!
*Girls tries to run away*
*Man forcefully kills her with drill penis*

........I'm getting hot. Gonna go jerk it real quick, brb.

arcticninja
04-06-2006, 09:38 AM
hahahahahhahah


I was actually referring to Az's bike, but that'll do pig.

Roxie
04-06-2006, 09:45 AM
ewwwww Iren. that's not sexy!

arcticninja
04-06-2006, 10:41 AM
Some fucking jerkface stole my pen and my sticky-note pad at work. Who fucking does that? Who goes to someone else's desk and says to themselves "ooh, I think I'll take that".

Goddamn fucking sons of bitches. They can all lick my balls and go to hell. I hope Irenicus drill-fucks them in the ass with a rusty drill dipped in iodine.

I'm so angry cause that was one sweet pen. I've been using it for over a year and it still works like it was new.

Dan?
04-06-2006, 11:07 AM
Who fucking does that? Who goes to someone else's desk and says to themselves "ooh, I think I'll take that"..

...the guy who took yo bidness, that's who.

Azrael
04-06-2006, 11:52 AM
you should booby trap it
I'd like to. I really would. Not sure what I could do though. Sadly, there are no high tech James Bond-esque theft prevention gadgets for scooters.

My web camera does have motion sensor technology...I could set it up to watch the bike and then snap a picture of whomever comes near it. ...But then the next time it happens, all I'd really have would be a broken-in bike (again) and pic confirmation of who did it. Again, the police are not an option, so either I catch the bastards in the act or nothing.

arcticninja
04-06-2006, 12:12 PM
I'm a big fan of the "dig a pit and cover it with branches and leaves" plan.

Azrael
04-06-2006, 01:27 PM
So sometimes, Japanese TV uses music clips to go along with clips of random assorted things. Most times, instead of making new music, they just rip it off from something else. I've heard music samples from Neon Genesis Evangelion, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, etc used on all sorts of different shows.

So I'm sitting here at 5:30AM watching the baseball recaps, and they start playing a music clip I KNOW I've heard somewhere before. Suddenly it hits me - that's Guilty Gear XX music! "Blue Water, Blue Sky", May's theme. ...Weird.

I wonder if they've ever used any SF clips.

oyg
04-06-2006, 01:31 PM
I think instead of rehashing old movies they should rehash sorta-old movies, like Mrs. Doubtfire.

arcticninja
04-06-2006, 01:31 PM
So I was snooping around on IMDB.com today and made a surprising discovery. You guys remember the younger sister on Family Matters? The one that just disappeared one day and was never talked about again?

Well, I was curious, and apparantly after her stint on Family Matters, she went on to do porn.

things that make you go "hmmmm".

Zachman
04-06-2006, 01:38 PM
So I was snooping around on IMDB.com today and made a surprising discovery. You guys remember the younger sister on Family Matters? The one that just disappeared one day and was never talked about again?

Well, I was curious, and apparantly after her stint on Family Matters, she went on to do porn.

things that make you go "hmmmm".

Old!!!!!!!!!!

Bowling Pin
04-06-2006, 02:34 PM
Brother Pin, have you watched Thank You For Smoking? That's an awesome movie, convinced me that smoking is cool.

The indie theater here had it for a while, but I'm not spending 8 bucks on movie theaters unless it's Alamo Drafthouse.

Guess I'll cop it on DVD.

Nemesis00
04-06-2006, 05:11 PM
I just thought of somethings.

When you cum in a condom, the jizz gets all over your dick. That's fucking disgusting.

Million
04-06-2006, 05:35 PM
thanks for the Hoopz vid link. Apparently you can download right off videogoogle now. I'll definitely have quite the *session* later tonight.

I have my eye on a certain HD videocamera...there's got to be a catch; it sounds too good to be true. It uses internal HD...so no need for tapes...and it appears much smaller than my current cam, which is definitely good from a voyeur's perspective. Then, it has 32x Optical zoom!!! 32 fuckin X!!! That's amazing.(*digital zoom is irrelevant in determining whether or not a cam is good...dig.zoom still sucks, as it's not a "true" zoom) I have a friend that works at Best Buy too...and he's already willing to help me out with his employee discount....

...heh, and the weather gets warmer...the girlies are finally breaking out the skirts and other skimpy attire....oh hell yeah...it's about to be ON.

*I have quite an interesting thread coming up, if I do say so myself...it's not related to hot celebs or gross things, tv themes or money(*always my favorite topics), either.

Taichi
04-06-2006, 06:35 PM
I just thought of somethings.

When you cum in a condom, the jizz gets all over your dick. That's fucking disgusting.

better all over your dick, than all over her cooter.....

I don't find it all that disgusting...it's not like it's dirty or anything.......

Rico!
04-06-2006, 07:35 PM
I don't find it all that disgusting...it's not like it's dirty or anything.......

really depends from person to person doesnt it?

Irennicus
04-06-2006, 07:37 PM
I just thought of somethings.

When you cum in a condom, the jizz gets all over your dick. That's fucking disgusting.

You know there's sperm inside of your penis, right?

Carpet Lint
04-06-2006, 09:11 PM
I'm not sure what's more disturbing (and thus, awesome) - your usual drill penis avatar, or this new dolphin rape one.

_____

I found this news article to be really funny for some reason.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/4871414.stm

But once I started to think about it, I could not identify the source of hilarity.

TS
04-06-2006, 09:18 PM
I can't tell if that was actually really funny, or if it was just the dolphin sodomy avatar....

Either way.


:tup:


edit: hahaha, same line of thought.

Lantis
04-06-2006, 09:22 PM
So sometimes, Japanese TV uses music clips to go along with clips of random assorted things. Most times, instead of making new music, they just rip it off from something else. I've heard music samples from Neon Genesis Evangelion, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, etc used on all sorts of different shows.

So I'm sitting here at 5:30AM watching the baseball recaps, and they start playing a music clip I KNOW I've heard somewhere before. Suddenly it hits me - that's Guilty Gear XX music! "Blue Water, Blue Sky", May's theme. ...Weird.

I wonder if they've ever used any SF clips.

Here in Mexico, sometimes they use the Ikari Team song from KOF '96-'98 during some NFL games. And some sports program uses the MGS 1 sound effects when you close sub-menus.

On a different note:

You just KNOW that being without a chick for 7 years (I mean in the formal way of speaking) really gets to you when you flip through some FHM magazine and you find Tara Reid swimsuit pictures to be actually....hot?

I think I'm getting the Million flu. :confused:

Million
04-06-2006, 09:49 PM
The term "wetback" cracks me up for some reason. It's got to be the funniest racial slur of all time. Actually, "slopehead" is kind of silly too...but "wetback" beats it in overall humor value.

*I'm loving the Naruto music...I forgot that galbadia website has more than just game music. I think the Orochimaru theme will become one of my new personal themes on the soundtrack of my life. It's a perfect musical decription of that side of my persona that's usually plotting something devious....or at least "morally questionable". "Nervous" is great too...it's the best "tense/oh shit! moment" music I've heard in a long time.

*currently, I have 1 dollar and change in my wallet....the gas tank is close to "e", and I have nothing but a small amount of hash browns and bread for breakfast. I also have abolutely nothing for tomorrow's lunch either....and there's only a few *squares* of toilet paper left.

...hmm...yeah, looks like I have to begrudgingly hit up the atm tomorrow.

TS
04-06-2006, 09:55 PM
One of you guys in Japan send me SFZ3 for the Saturn. Will love you forever.

phae: about the foot fetish ad: you will get raped. Guys will jump out of nowhere and tie you up. It's what I'd do (not to you, though).

phae
04-06-2006, 10:41 PM
One of you guys in Japan send me SFZ3 for the Saturn. Will love you forever.

phae: about the foot fetish ad: you will get raped. Guys will jump out of nowhere and tie you up. It's what I'd do (not to you, though).

:lol:

i'm a big girl i can take care of myself..

abacabb
04-06-2006, 10:45 PM
:lol:

i'm a big girl i can take care of myself..
Plus ill be her bodyguard once she Pm's me for our toe touchin session:tup:

Dan?
04-07-2006, 10:10 AM
Phoot gon get RAPED!

VG Emblem
04-07-2006, 05:03 PM
New ridiculous avatar.

Thoughts?

Irennicus
04-07-2006, 10:55 PM
New ridiculous avatar.

Thoughts?

Not bad.

VG Emblem
04-07-2006, 11:07 PM
Not bad.
Why thank you.

The only thing I don't like is how fast it flashes. If someone could do me a favor and slow down the rate of the pic's flashing and all that would be great.

TS
04-08-2006, 02:38 AM
http://www.wordorigins.org <-- good site. At the bottom of the main page, there's a list of words. Was unable to find where the term "dive bar" comes from, but good site nonetheless.

You think there's a porn site where there's a guy rapping while having sex? I was thinking about that a while ago...you could probably make money off of that. Would have to be a black guy, of course.

Immediately after thinking that, I thought, "I could never do that." Here's why...a free sample:

"Yeah.

Yeah, girl, suck that dick.

I punch you in your fucking ribs.

and then I'll put it..."

See? The third line. Shit would just immediately get violent for no reason. Can't be helped.


You know what's the shit? Ice cream sandwiches. I haven't had one of these in forever, but I bought some the other night, just beccause...I had like four since I came home from work a few hours ago.


"Yeah, fuckin' you from behind

this coochie is fuckin' mine,

stab you in your fuckin' neck

play nunchucks with your fuckin spine..."

:nunchuck:


Hopeless...

kcxj
04-08-2006, 03:30 AM
THANK YOU, David DeAngelo.

Check my blog for the details (warning: I wrote a lot though).

I crossed a huge bridge today, and it feels great. :bgrin:

How many guys here ever had a girl walk right up to them, put their hands on you, and whisper into your ear?

-----

I want to nut on this girl's face so bad.

Instead of acting all giddy every time I'm around her (and becoming nervous, awkward, and a nerd in the process), I've maintained strict discipline on everything I've learned from the CDs I've been listening to.

Haha... she's actually coming to ME first now.

So yeah, I'm giving another plug just because how great I feel today.

http://www.doubleyourdating.com

=======

Somebody left a gay joke comment on my blog (the women one, not the CvS2 one). That's what I get for linking it in my signature I suppose. :rofl:

Million
04-08-2006, 07:45 AM
Webshots is the best place ever for random, real cheerleader pictures. I've been on cheerleader-related searches for the past few days. One new acquisition may be the best upskirt/cheerleader picture I've ever seen on the site. It's going on the next desktop wallpaper for sure. These pictures inspire me to attend the upcoming fall season's football games(especially my precious alma mater...TSU cheerleaders are seriously the hottest cheerleaders I've ever seen)

I just realized my tv theme collection still isn't "complete"! I must now get the Mr. T show theme song....not A-team...I refer to that cartoon. I had some Honey Graham Oh's a little while ago, and it reminded me of the Mr. T cereal(it's the exact same taste)...which in turn reminded me of the show.

*I'm getting to the point of having more money than I've ever had in life....which is actually not much at all.....so a big-ticket item will soon be purchased....either this HD videocam I've had my eye on...or a WACOM drawing tablet....or a dvd recorder. ah, there's too much stuff I want to buy. I should be making at least twice as much as this stupid state paycheck. Hopefully I can break into the freelance graphic design gigs soon. I need a better work ethic though. I haven't added anything to the portfolio in a LONG ass time....the most I've done are random cartoon sketches on my desk calendar at work.

RaishinX
04-08-2006, 11:15 AM
Another forum that I frequent has suddenly disappeared. This is about the sixth time that the community has reset for whatever reason. I'm getting tired of this shit.

Fir
04-08-2006, 11:33 AM
Man this entire week I've been to about 3 funerals - the hell is up with that...

Rico!
04-08-2006, 11:42 AM
Instead of acting all giddy every time I'm around her (and becoming nervous, awkward, and a nerd in the process), I've maintained strict discipline on everything I've learned from the CDs I've been listening to.


CDs?

I've learned a big lesson recently. The more of a jerk I am around girls and get them laughing, the more they'll stick around and talk to me. Treat them too nicely and I'll be way too boring and they'll back off.

and about the funeral thing, I've been lucky not to have been to one all my life (19 years), but as we all know everyone dies eventually. Luckily it'll be now when I'm mature enough to understand death.

Million
04-08-2006, 02:12 PM
Well...to be boring is about the same as being dead in the eyes of any woman.

*it would be great if women didn't completely fuck over male to female interaction in the workplace....then I'd definitely be a lot more confident in flirting with a certain big-tittied coworker. Everydamnthing can be considered "harassment" these days...so basically, a woman can get nearly any guy on her level or lower fired and possibly ruined(*obviously...I value a regular paycheck far more than any woman..it's common sense. Money > women.)...simply because she decides so....more power for them to maliciously play with...and more fuel to the fires of hatred, there....

...hurry up with those advanced robot women, Japan...and don't even front like you aren't working on them. I know the deal, and I'm definitely on board. We need to make actual human women as obsolete as an Atari 2600 ASAP. I'm not the only one that's tired of their bullshit. Dammit...sometimes I'm annoyed that they even exist in the first place.

abacabb
04-08-2006, 02:17 PM
Well...to be boring is about the same as being dead in the eyes of any woman.

*it would be great if women didn't completely fuck over male to female interaction in the workplace....then I'd definitely be a lot more confident in flirting with a certain big-tittied coworker. Everydamnthing can be considered "harassment" these days...so basically, a woman can get nearly any guy on her level or lower fired and possibly ruined(*obviously...I value a regular paycheck far more than any woman..it's common sense. Money > women.)...simply because she decides so....more power for them to maliciously play with...and more fuel to the fires of hatred, there....

...hurry up with those advanced robot women, Japan...and don't even front like you aren't working on them. I know the deal, and I'm definitely on board. We need to make actual human women as obsolete as an Atari 2600 ASAP. I'm not the only one that's tired of their bullshit. Dammit...sometimes I'm annoyed that they even exist in the first place.
Yea, Japan really needs to hurrt that shit up.

Nemesis00
04-08-2006, 08:00 PM
IE isn't displaying images, which means I can't see avatars. It's alot harder tell you people apart when noone has an avatar.

VG Emblem
04-08-2006, 08:04 PM
It's alot harder tell you people apart when noone has an avatar.
Truth. Abacabb is mind-fucking with me because he keeps changing his avatar every day.

kcxj
04-08-2006, 08:15 PM
CDs?

I've learned a big lesson recently. The more of a jerk I am around girls and get them laughing, the more they'll stick around and talk to me. Treat them too nicely and I'll be way too boring and they'll back off.
Yeah, you can get the CDs through the link I posted. If you feel weird about giving out your email or ordering something through an internet infomercial thing, don't be. You have my personal recommendation that the materials are worth it.

I grew up without my dad being around or any other males role models that I could look up to, and learn how to talk to women from.

I already said here a million times already how depressed I was getting that I was in my twenties already, all my previous girlfriends left me, I had no idea how to approach new women, and would let them walk out of my life forever right?

I'm a very logical person. Throughout high school, I always kept the mentality that I'm smarter than everybody else. And since I'm smarter than everybody else, I can't stand learning from anybody who isn't as smart as I am. I would see these girls I'm attracted to spending time with all these guys that I percieved to be dumber than I am. Instead of learning what it is the girls found so irresistable about these guys, I would label all these women as sluts, dumb bitches, or Asian girls only like White guys instead.

You have no idea how long the dry spell I was having lasted.

It sucked.

Anyway, the program I've been listening to (I just bought the audio CDs since they're cheaper and more convenient than the DVDs) teaches you all the things those dumb kids were doing back in high school to make the girls not be able to resist them... as long as you're willing to open your mind and listen.

A part of me honestly didn't believe that any of the things would truly work or that I wouldn't be able to pull any of it off properly (my stuttering problem, how fast I talk, and my high pitched voice when I get nervous), but in these past four months, I've seen RESULTS, it feels great, and yeah, I wanted to share. :bgrin:

edit:
I'll take the real woman over the robot woman or five fingered woman in case anybody is wondering what my point is.

Airthrow
04-08-2006, 08:28 PM
You're not gonna meet any girl worth a shit more than a fuck by acting like those a-holes who had all the girls in high school.

JackTenrac!
04-08-2006, 08:28 PM
good hot snippings


He is common sense made visible. Most of it is. Grooming and wearing the correct attire was a dead giveaway. The CF was something that was totally fuckachunkz, and was something one had to see first hand.

The weather just got good, so I'll put his self respect column into action.

Try getting a nice woman(other than your siblings or mother) to come up to you, put her hands on you, kiss you...and...take some fries. :wink:

Or some woman wanting and giving you random feels on the first meeting...and you didn't have to pay her anything.

= All experienced by yours truly pre DeAngelo assist.

...as for myself..I am...NOT moving away to Ajax...yet. Mom is looking for another place here, so I am still DOOMED BEYOND BELIEF.

Also questioning the abilities of random luck.

Lost bus tickets ,Lost keys, lots of work, idiotic parent
=
free b-ball game tickets + free nice cell phone + free 20$ for a cut from dad + cutie's number(just something I added for sport) + free Chinese food + free SIM card

RaishinX
04-08-2006, 09:13 PM
I really wish my friend would stop being a pussy. He always tells me about the stupid shit people do to him, yet he isn't man enough to stop it. I've told him 3 dozen times already to stand up for himself but he just won't listen. I don't know what else to tell him and i really don't care what happens anymore.

In other news, the internet is seriously boring me. What the hell happened?

I wish I could walk through walls. I'd rob the shit out of someone.

I also hate children.

Rico!
04-08-2006, 09:43 PM
Yeah, you can get the CDs through the link I posted. If you feel weird about giving out your email or ordering something through an internet infomercial thing, don't be. You have my personal recommendation that the materials are worth it.


I'm "buying" the dvds as we speak now. (so sue me, shit...)

Don't know how much this will help. I dont have a problem talking to girls at all or getting them to go out with me, its finding them thats a problem. Bars and clubs are just not my thing (i'm not even old enough for them..)

---

and I can't wait for summer! I love winter and all, but god i love girls in short skirts...

kcxj
04-08-2006, 11:02 PM
Look at this CD cover.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000E6GC6Q/002-4453160-9612019?v=glance&n=5174

I never even heard of this band and don't even know what kind of music this is, but I just bought the CD based on the cover alone.

--------

How many people here would drink out of Lindsey Lohan's toilet if she let you touch her boobs afterwards?

Olan
04-08-2006, 11:11 PM
man, everyone complains about women, damn. airthrow makes the most sense, don't try and act like some highschool kid, that's retarded, and all you'll meet is hoes.

scum gale 88
04-08-2006, 11:12 PM
Ive been listening to aol radio and I can honestly say that I hate jpop. its just like pop in the states. only more annoying because theyre high pitched bitches that annoy the shit out of me. now the only thing I listen to now is sinatra and metallica.

did anyone see those Devo 2.0 infomercials? isnt it the fucking GAYEST!? its exactly like those kidz bop cds but with some kids doing crappy covers of their songs. DEVO RULES!!! do they have to bastardize EVERYTHING now!

Olan
04-08-2006, 11:20 PM
man, jpop is trash. jesus.
japan as a whole is garbage, but the music is just terrible.

MadGaffler
04-08-2006, 11:32 PM
Damn Girls Gone Wild was an awesome idea.........if only I were older and had thought of it first.


WTF GUYS GONE WILD............no no no

Airthrow
04-09-2006, 12:59 AM
Olan I've been meaning to ask, who the fuck is that multiracial wrassler dude in your avs?

VG Emblem
04-09-2006, 02:12 AM
Olan I've been meaning to ask, who the fuck is that multiracial wrassler dude in your avs?
He's the guy who's cool, duh. :rolleyes:

VG Emblem
04-09-2006, 03:39 AM
Why the hell is the internet so slow today?!

AdverseSolutions
04-09-2006, 04:05 AM
Why the hell is the internet so slow today?!

stop posting

BornAgainCommunist
04-09-2006, 09:07 AM
The meaner you look at hindu Gas station clerks, the more they want you.

Million
04-09-2006, 09:51 AM
I can't hold off much longer....I saw 2 miniDV cams at Walmart today that were PERFECT...both were just a bit uner 300! I was tempted to actually buy one today...perhaps next weekend....I'm such a cheapass with money...I never enjoy spending more than I absolutely have to. Even with groceries...here is my typical grocery shopping results
-pasta and ragu(chunky of course)
-peanut butter and honey, depending on which one I just ran out of.
-bread
-water
-*occasionally* some orange juice.
-*occasionally some ramen noodle packs.
-waffles OR instant pancake mix
-burger patties.

..but yeah...miniDV....the ones I checked out today were small enough to fit in my pocket! Oh it is SO on...
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7605807&type=product&productCategoryId=pcmcat21300050021&id=1130983361052
^there's my new baby....that model is slightly different though, and 50 bucks more expensive....but oh yes. I've pretty much made up my mind now. I'm going for the Panasonic. There's all kinds of devious possibilities running thru my mind already...
edit-2- it's so small...the enlarged pictures are about actual size! And check that zoom, folks. 30x. 30 fuckin X.

Carpet Lint
04-09-2006, 10:39 AM
A new golden age of voyeurism has begun.

_________

Hahaha, I love this one right here.
http://www.disloyal.org/videos/781/cockroachcontrolledrobot.html

Give man's greatest enemy - the one that is most likely to out-survive us and one day challenge us for the dominance of the Earth - access to our greatest advantage: technology.

It's like we WANT to lose.

VG Emblem
04-09-2006, 11:31 AM
stop posting
Maybe later. Maybe.

kcxj
04-09-2006, 02:46 PM
I went to Starbucks for the first time today.

Holy shit, that place is fucking MONEY.

There was a line that started as soon as I entered the door. At least 15 people waiting in line PATIENTLY to get a $5 cup of coffee. The lounge area was full of people as well. Mostly nerds who try to look chic with their thick black rimmed glasses using their laptop computers.

The point is, they have MONEY.

I'm buying more Starbucks shares as we speak right now.

(My Gamestop investment has already doubled)

========

The two girls I called on the phone today were unavailable (check my blog (http://kcxj.livejournal.com) to see how I handled the conversations).

XZalla
04-09-2006, 02:46 PM
Why can't I play my GC on the Venturer Portable DvD Player? WHY?! The yellow, white, and red thing is on there. I hook it up but nothing shows, I push the TV Mode and nothing happens. Do I need something to be able to play my GC on it? :sad:

http://www.walmart.com/search/browse-ng.do?ref=125875.244804+500500.4294144794

Airthrow
04-09-2006, 03:04 PM
KCJX, where do you handle your investments?

Million
04-09-2006, 03:06 PM
...well, from that last pic, those appear to be A/V out ports, unfortunately...which would explain why it's not receiving the GC's av stuff. In terms of pure portable screens for games...I'd definitely recommend those Intec portables. My friend had one for his GC, so I've seen it in action...it's very good. Avoid the one from "Red Hot Games" at all costs. I got that for Christmas one year, and it was terrible. I only used it to run the audio to my comp to make Smash Bros. mp3s....I eventually sold that trash off. Anyway, that's a shame it only has AV out, apparently...otherwise, I'd get one of those, as it's cheaper than dedicated portable gaming screens. It might be good to look at porn while in the car on lunchbreak at work, I guess...

*how in the hell is it hot AND cold today at the same time? Really, if you stand in the shade...it's cold enough to have a jacket and sweater. Stand in the sunlight, and it feels more like late spring/early summer. The weather hasn't made any kind of sense in at least the past 15 years or so.

maxx
04-09-2006, 03:56 PM
Olan I've been meaning to ask, who the fuck is that multiracial wrassler dude in your avs?

lol multiracial, he's purto rican...he's carlito. from the wwe.

Rico!
04-09-2006, 04:33 PM
There was a line that started as soon as I entered the door. At least 15 people waiting in line PATIENTLY to get a $5 cup of coffee. The lounge area was full of people as well. Mostly nerds who try to look chic with their thick black rimmed glasses using their laptop computers.

I'll keep getting my coffee from those street vendors for $0.75 thnx

The only starbuckses i've ever been to were around NYU, and damn those college students look fucking DEPRESSED

*InVeRs3*
04-09-2006, 04:54 PM
I've got an Azu Manga Daioh DVD in my room. It's not even mine. It's a friend of a friend's. I never really talk to my old friend much nowadays, and I don't thnk he even remembers I have it. Should I just toss it or something? I don't want to own school girl anime, makes me feel perverted. It was one of those times when a friend goes up to you and says "here, borrow this!" And you're like, "free stuff? Okay!"

semijuggalo
04-09-2006, 08:35 PM
Robot Chicken is fuckin' killing me!

Mechanica
04-09-2006, 09:05 PM
I've got an Azu Manga Daioh DVD in my room. It's not even mine. It's a friend of a friend's. I never really talk to my old friend much nowadays, and I don't thnk he even remembers I have it. Should I just toss it or something? I don't want to own school girl anime, makes me feel perverted. It was one of those times when a friend goes up to you and says "here, borrow this!" And you're like, "free stuff? Okay!"
It makes you feel perverted to have an anime that has girls in it that are in school...? It's not even a perverted anime (it's actually really funny, I think), nor is it a hentai or anything. Are you retarded? LOL

hello 2 u thinking out loud thread spring break is ending and I feel depresssseeeedddddddd v______V

Murt!
04-09-2006, 09:10 PM
hello 2 u thinking out loud thread spring break is ending and I feel depresssseeeedddddddd v______V

Mine is just beginning. :rock:

FighterX
04-09-2006, 09:11 PM
Girls Gone Wilds feels like a porno that gets into the first 2 minutes then starts all over again.

Murt!
04-09-2006, 09:17 PM
Wonder Showzen is godly.

Airthrow
04-09-2006, 09:29 PM
Some skinheads came into the store I am assistant manager at the other day. I've seen racist redneck cracker types before, but never skinhead white supremacist types. I knew they were skinheads instead of just white guys with shaved heads cus one of the guys had a skrewdriver t-shirt under his leather jacket. Skrewdriver is some skinhead white supremacist metal group. Also dude was wearing some huge doc martins for stomping minorities I am guessing.

Anyways, I didn't greet them or anything cus I didn't wanna lose my cool, so I just stood and watched them the entire time, one of my workers said I looked like I wanted to kick their ass. I did.

I actually do believe they have the right to believe whatever assholish things they want, I just get pissed off because half of the reason living on this stupid piece of rock is cus of shitheads like them...and also I don't like heavy metal being used for bullshit like that.

VG Emblem
04-09-2006, 10:03 PM
Mine is just beginning. :rock:
Mine also just began. :rock:

Roxie
04-09-2006, 10:12 PM
Skrewdriver is some skinhead white supremacist metal group. Also dude was wearing some huge doc martins for stomping minorities I am guessing.

I wanted to kick their ass. I did.

I don't like heavy metal being used for bullshit like that.
:lol: that was so good :rock:

AdverseSolutions
04-09-2006, 10:22 PM
I actually do believe they have the right to believe whatever assholish things they want, I just get pissed off because half of the reason living on this stupid piece of rock is cus of shitheads like them...and also I don't like heavy metal being used for bullshit like that.

fuck skinheads. i got in a fight with one back in my hometown once, fucking lowlifes. good thing is though that i think skrewdriver uses punk chords so i don't think they're heavy metal, so you don't havta worry about that.

Airthrow
04-09-2006, 11:15 PM
Didn't know that, there are enough dickheads in metal as it is (I hate you scene kids, honestly) without those guys.

arcticninja
04-10-2006, 09:23 AM
that reminds me of a funny story my sister told me once. See, my sister is a goth so she gets mixed up in some....*interesting* crowds. Anyways, she got mixed up with a couple skinheads. These guys are from Poland (or some other eastern European country), and are being their usual ignorant, racist selves.

At one point one of them is hating on some Indian or Pakistani dude and says, in his thick Polish accent, "fucking immigrants!"

My sister couldn't stop laughing. "Dude, you're a fucking immigrant, dumbass."

She stopped hanging out with those guys.

NG1313
04-10-2006, 10:10 AM
I like your sister!

RaishinX
04-10-2006, 11:28 AM
I can't hold off much longer....I saw 2 miniDV cams at Walmart today that were PERFECT...both were just a bit uner 300! I was tempted to actually buy one today...perhaps next weekend....I'm such a cheapass with money...I never enjoy spending more than I absolutely have to. Even with groceries...here is my typical grocery shopping results
-pasta and ragu(chunky of course)
-peanut butter and honey, depending on which one I just ran out of.
-bread
-water
-*occasionally* some orange juice.
-*occasionally some ramen noodle packs.
-waffles OR instant pancake mix
-burger patties.

..but yeah...miniDV....the ones I checked out today were small enough to fit in my pocket! Oh it is SO on...
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7605807&type=product&productCategoryId=pcmcat21300050021&id=1130983361052
^there's my new baby....that model is slightly different though, and 50 bucks more expensive....but oh yes. I've pretty much made up my mind now. I'm going for the Panasonic. There's all kinds of devious possibilities running thru my mind already...
edit-2- it's so small...the enlarged pictures are about actual size! And check that zoom, folks. 30x. 30 fuckin X.

I genuinely fear the dirty acts you will commit with that camera.

Bowling Pin
04-10-2006, 12:24 PM
You know what a nigga moment involving Skinheads and Neo-Nazis pissing off a horde of Black folk would be like?

It'd be like a final battle from an RPG. I'm wagering the Dancing Mad portion of the Kefka fight.

FistsofFury
04-10-2006, 12:28 PM
You know what a nigga moment involving Skinheads and Neo-Nazis pissing off a horde of Black folk would be like?

It'd be like a final battle from an RPG. I'm wagering the Dancing Mad portion of the Kefka fight.


I seriously want to see a 'West Side Story' style rumble between skinheads and minorities. It would be so damn cool. No guns though...that makes it too easy.

Dan?
04-10-2006, 12:46 PM
You know what a nigga moment involving Skinheads and Neo-Nazis pissing off a horde of Black folk would be like?

It'd be like a final battle from an RPG. I'm wagering the Dancing Mad portion of the Kefka fight.

It'd be like watching a MUGEN combo video because there would be so much broken random violence happening at once it would be indecipherable to the human eye.

Evil shotokans on both sides super-canceling into supers ad infinitum. When will Man learn?!?!

maxx
04-10-2006, 01:34 PM
I seriously want to see a 'West Side Story' style rumble between skinheads and minorities. It would be so damn cool. No guns though...that makes it too easy.


that would be dope....have one of the white guys be like a skinheads brother of something who's not racist but comes from a racist family. and falls for a sister of a blood type gang leader or something?

scum gale 88
04-10-2006, 02:21 PM
Ive been in such a funk lately, I gotta film this piece of garbage zombie movie I wrote in about 20 minutes in a vain attempt to make a serious film. I dont have the money to do it so its the most ghetto production ever plus its overdue plus my US history teacher is a fucking moron. and for the icing on the cake, Im sucking at street fighter. Im seriously getting my ass beat by the computer, plus I need new parts for my joystick but Im short on money and I cant get more money because I cant get a job because I dont have a car because I dont want my own car because I dont feel like spending my entire paycheck just to keep the car insured. I HATE REALITY!!

I finished watching evangelion...that show blew chunks! it was good fun in the beginning but it really went downhill when everyone either dies or becomes depressed. I think I hate the series just because of the later episodes. I havent seen the movies yet but Im no sure that can change my opinion of the show. the only characters who DONT get depressed are shinjis dad and fuyutski (spelling?). what a letdown.

I keep seeing plastic figures of rei and asuka in compensating poses, what the fuck is up with that?! theyre not even hot, only what? 14 years old? ninjas are awesome!!

Rico!
04-10-2006, 08:52 PM
dave deangelo is not bad. I dont agree with some parts but its all good reading. I'm glad to say i've always had the "How to be funny around girls" part down pat.

Mechanica
04-11-2006, 12:59 AM
Mine is just beginning. :rock:
Go fall down a well. :wasted:

One of my friends had it the week before mine, and then we had ours, and basically everyone else has it the next week. Lame, NORMALIZE SPRING BREAK PLZ

kcxj
04-11-2006, 02:35 AM
I don't know why I'm so angry (http://kcxj.livejournal.com/) today.

People smoke weed, drink alcohol, or watch porn to mellow out whenever they're stressed like this right? I don't do those first two, and...

Porn does nothing for me as a late. As in literally nothing. No blood down there or any kind of interesting activity at all.

Yeah, the visuals and the sounds are nice, but it's not the same as experiencing touch, smell, and taste also.

Yeah, the girl you're doing it with might not be as visually hot as the porno one you were looking at the other day, but the fact that she's there, she likes you enough to fool around with you, and you can touch and smell her is what makes it so satisfying on a primal level.

edit: nevermind, it was just my genital herpes flaring up.

invertebrea
04-11-2006, 02:36 AM
Porn does nothing for me as a late. As in literally nothing. No blood down there or any kind of interesting activity at all.

Yeah, the visuals and the sounds are nice, but it's not the same as experiencing the touch, smell, and taste also.

Yeah, the girl you're doing it with might not be as visually hot as the porno one you were looking at the other day, but the fact that she's there, she likes you enough to fool around with you, and you can touch and smell her is what makes it so satisfying on a primal level.

:clap:

VG Emblem
04-11-2006, 02:57 AM
edit: nevermind, it was just my genital herpes flaring up.
You have herpes? O.o

AdverseSolutions
04-11-2006, 03:01 AM
blabh abalh

Cisco
04-11-2006, 08:58 AM
Alright, i have no idea why i am asking myself this...

but the X-men character known as Shadowcat holds the power of power of intangibility, right. Well, it's hard to understand. I mean, if you are capable of being fully intagible at will -- phasing through walls and people-- then isn't it also possibly high for the intangible person to fall into the earth and sent into the earths core, then come out the other side of the earth? I mean, lets say i become intangible and start phasing my ass inside a huge metal secured cell where Jessica Alba is being held captive, isn't it highly possible for me to sink into the ground? I mean, Shadow cat goes through almost all natural matter, right, so how is it possible for her to walk through the walls of a building and not remain in the first floor during the whole time, or worse!! accidently shitted into the earths core?

Rico!
04-11-2006, 12:05 PM
unless she could also fly...?

Airthrow
04-11-2006, 12:10 PM
KCJX, where do you handle your investments?

Answer my fucking question, you emo.

marcusg
04-11-2006, 12:46 PM
Dam, video games are starting to suck now. There is absolutely nothing good out there anymore.. Ever since I lost my job I've have been watching too much anime.
Iam getting addicted to it and I can't stop. Iam afraid Iam going into the darkside. The place where animephiles are born. The art and colors I lust for and cant take my eyes away from. Soon I will not be able to tell the difference between anime and reallity.

Until I walk outside into my ghetto ass hometown, with the junkie living at the bottom of my grandmothers steps.

Million
04-11-2006, 02:43 PM
I would think the intagibility power also relieves the user of the effects of gravity...and possibly there is a control there...like they hover/fly or whatever. For example, the Matrix twins seemed to float when in their ghost mode. Y'know, with so many silly and/or miscellaneous bullshit classes out there in the college world...I'm always surprised that I haven't heard of a "Science of Super Powers" class. It would be a perfect fit in the course plan for an art major, actually. It would obviously be for the art majors that definitely intend to do the comic book thing later on as a possible career. Really, you can't just make up random bullshit, usually....superhuman powers and abilities...even within the fictional and absurd context of the comic world....they're more interesting when they actually make some form of sense, or have an interesting scientific explanation or theory. I'd love to write a book on that stuff, personally. It has always interested me to theorize the scientifc base of what's going on when a character can move and think above light speed...or has a nearly invincible body, or superior vision "modes", etc.

...yeah, this world is just plain slop when compared to fiction...or even the dreamscape. The human race really only has a superior intelligence factor that puts it above the rest of the animal kingdom. There's no cool or natural interesting abilities to speak of. DC and Marvel has people that fly, psychic super powers, energy projection, etc. What does this unfortunately real world have? Not a damn thing. In the dreamscape...you can become GOD if you happen to go lucid. What does this reality have that even comes close to that? Nothin, nada, naan, nathaniel.

*I saw up some skirts today. :woot:

RoninChaos
04-11-2006, 03:04 PM
I finally got why people find Morgan Webb attractive. She strikes me as the type of chick that you'd want to do a degrade/rage fuck. Like if you took her home or something, got her naked and decided to hit that. You figure that fucking her is the least thing you can get out of the situation because she tells so many horrible jokes. You're thinking"YOU CAN'T TELL A SHITTY JOKE WITH A COCK IN YOUR MOUTH, CAN YOU? CAN YOU?!111" Then you shove the cock in her mouth, she makes that "gaoghg" sound and you fuck her in the FACE, son!

I finally get it.

marcusg
04-11-2006, 03:33 PM
I finally got why people find Morgan Webb attractive. She strikes me as the type of chick that you'd want to do a degrade/rage fuck. Like if you took her home or something, got her naked and decided to hit that. You figure that fucking her is the least thing you can get out of the situation because she tells so many horrible jokes. You're thinking"YOU CAN'T TELL A SHITTY JOKE WITH A COCK IN YOUR MOUTH, CAN YOU? CAN YOU?!111" Then you shove the cock in her mouth, she makes that "gaoghg" sound and you fuck her in the FACE, son!

I finally get it.

Whoa, I almost had the same thought. Except the part about making a gag porn video.

Fir
04-11-2006, 04:26 PM
^Speaking of Gravity, I would figure it to be a main element that is not classified. For example, are main elements are Fire, Water, Wind, and Earth right - but Gravity is sometimes overlooked. The fact that we are even standing in one place is because of Gravity - but if there was none then wouldn't that result in some type of floating rotation? It's just an idealogy on many aspects like man walking on the moon or if Earth had no Gravity then maybe we would just float straight up - Neverless, Gravity is a very intresting counterpart.

*InVeRs3*
04-11-2006, 05:13 PM
It makes you feel perverted to have an anime that has girls in it that are in school...? It's not even a perverted anime (it's actually really funny, I think), nor is it a hentai or anything. Are you retarded? LOL

hello 2 u thinking out loud thread spring break is ending and I feel depresssseeeedddddddd v______V

Here's the thing. People will walk in my room and will see this dvd. They'll ask "what's this?"

I have some explaining to do.

kcxj
04-11-2006, 05:21 PM
Wow, for a Japanophile sex pervert like myself, I just had the best date ever. I'm falling in love. :lovin: (for real)

I'm going to make a log of what happened and the techniques I used right now. Click my blog (http://kcxj.livejournal.com) in about an half an hour whoever's interested.

edit: I lied. It took me an hour to type out. Damn, I sure talk a lot. Dolce and Gabbana cologne for the win too.

Rico!
04-11-2006, 07:52 PM
I'm going to make a log of what happened and the techniques I used right now. Click my blog (http://kcxj.livejournal.com) in about an half an hour whoever's interested.


I'd kill my girl if I found out she was doing stuff like this with another guy. Only because eventually it leads to sex.

But yeah, interesting read. I'm already seeing results from using Dave's information. Everytime I'm talking with a girl I have that stuff running through my head and I just use it whenever.

---

In other news, fuck goths.

Million
04-11-2006, 08:29 PM
I aways laugh when I see Cynthia McKinney...because that broad looks criminally insane. Some people just have that crazy look.

Sometimes I'm turned on when a woman looks crazy(i.e. Amy Poehler from SNL. She looks crazy in a hot way)...but not in Cynthia's case. I definitely would NOT hit that. Perhaps if she paid me...then yeah. My asking price would be at least 600 dollars...cuz her appearance is rather obscene. It's one thing to look psycho, but to look psycho AND ugly? Ooooh...I actually feel some measure of pity for her.

Roxie
04-11-2006, 08:47 PM
I'm going to make a log of what happened and the techniques I used right now. Click my blog (http://kcxj.livejournal.com) in about an half an hour whoever's interested.


the way you think out everything (I have control of the conversation, notice I didn't compliment her) really creeps me the hell out. I couldn't even finish reading it.

Murt!
04-11-2006, 08:57 PM
I can say from experience that Morgan Webb is a bitch.

abacabb
04-11-2006, 08:59 PM
How many time can you wear a pear of jeans before its considered nasty?

Roxie
04-11-2006, 09:09 PM
when they start to smell dirty. I say 3 days max.

VG Emblem
04-11-2006, 09:11 PM
How many time can you wear a pear of jeans before its considered nasty?
Until other people notice that you've been weaing the same pair of jeans for awhile. Wear them for awhile as long as you stay undetected I say.

abacabb
04-11-2006, 09:51 PM
How would i go about gettin a mohawk? Do i have to like get a perm or something?

Roxie
04-11-2006, 09:58 PM
no. just shave off the sides.

Rioting Soul
04-11-2006, 10:18 PM
Alright, i have no idea why i am asking myself this...

but the X-men character known as Shadowcat holds the power of power of intangibility, right. Well, it's hard to understand. I mean, if you are capable of being fully intagible at will -- phasing through walls and people-- then isn't it also possibly high for the intangible person to fall into the earth and sent into the earths core, then come out the other side of the earth? I mean, lets say i become intangible and start phasing my ass inside a huge metal secured cell where Jessica Alba is being held captive, isn't it highly possible for me to sink into the ground? I mean, Shadow cat goes through almost all natural matter, right, so how is it possible for her to walk through the walls of a building and not remain in the first floor during the whole time, or worse!! accidently shitted into the earths core?

Actually, she would sink to the Earth's core and stay there since that's the planet's center of gravity.

Brandon Lee
04-11-2006, 10:19 PM
How would i go about gettin a mohawk? Do i have to like get a perm or something?

Supposedly its alot harder to get even than most would think. I have two friends who tried it and had to shave their head bald. Id say get it cut professionally, then just maintain it yourself. I cant see why you would need a perm.

abacabb
04-11-2006, 11:24 PM
I decided against it. that shit would be too much work.

MadGaffler
04-12-2006, 12:19 AM
Why the hell was there no map in Shenmue, that fucking place wasnt my real home.......

TS
04-12-2006, 12:33 AM
Some of the random MP3s I was posting on my blog (shamefully, I keep a livejournal)

Too $hort: My Dick, My Sack
http://s32.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3P9
If you can only listen to one track....hear this one.

Jem: Just a Ride
http://s65.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0955RM3OWZM5A0CP2XDVXTLSWY

Mode Reko: Nitrous
http://s32.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3EMORNNFK2N452USGZYVY417AM

Marvin Gaye: Got to Give it Up (part 1)
http://s32.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=04DOTLUIPFU603L263XN7XS0JW

The Start: The 1 2 3 4
http://s65.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1R8QFE9UWX7BA3GQJSD84OP0QJ

Papa Roach: Gouge Away
http://s65.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=32GHMMWQKG3P0123UCRV2YLJMT

Flogging Molly: Seven Deadly Sins
http://s32.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=330K67S33CA6W29C6SOLZ2HSHH

Reel Big Fish: Super Hero #5
http://s32.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2ZLGEOL8X8XGM1HRITEZ2DD0TD

Head Automatica: Dance Party +
http://s32.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3ILBWOAVDYRO62STQP2FVTURT1

No Doubt: Platinum Blonde Life
http://s32.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=29FZIRGTOKUIS2FP1EAE9F732C

Mos Def: The Easy Spell
http://s32.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=36J26SFG2F0YJ3EAKSA76GSWKN

.hack//sign OST #2: To Nowhere
http://s65.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2GM7QLKTWBCGU3MZBO9XE8X0MN


edit....is SRK allowed to have an MP3 thread? Like the YouTube (video) thread? Or would there be too many copyright issues?

kcxj
04-12-2006, 06:13 AM
I'd kill my girl if I found out she was doing stuff like this with another guy. Only because eventually it leads to sex.

But yeah, interesting read. I'm already seeing results from using Dave's information. Everytime I'm talking with a girl I have that stuff running through my head and I just use it whenever.
I'm glad you found it interesting. Share anything you experience yourself too so I might be able to learn anything useful that I might not know already.

------

You don't think about other girls even when you're with one already?

I'm prone to anger myself (a huge problem I had when I was younger), but I've learned my lessons in life that being a rational and level headed person leads to more rewards in the long run.

Yeah, it's important to be a MAN and not tolerate any kind of bullshit, disrespect, or low class behavior, but I don't think it's right to hold girls to not see any other guys while my eyes wander all over the place and I think about other girls all day.

It's a double standard and it's not fair.

I don't agree with you saying you would kill your girl if you found out she was seeing a guy like me. She's an adult and she knows exactly what she's doing.

If you want to keep her from wandering off, then it's important to keep do what you were doing that attracted her in the first place to keep her close to you. Step up your own game instead of killing your girl for falling for somebody elses.
the way you think out everything (I have control of the conversation, notice I didn't compliment her) really creeps me the hell out. I couldn't even finish reading it.
No girls allowed. So get out. :wink:

Taito
04-12-2006, 06:24 AM
I went to an arcade for the first time in months.. anyone remember LA Machineguns? That game's still hella fun with the recoil and bass-powered explosions. Makes Crisis Zone look/sound like Duck Hunt in comparison.

BornAgainCommunist
04-12-2006, 06:52 AM
Skinheads....

Slash one of them in the face with a pink pearl handled switch blade at least once in your lifetime and they won't bother you anymore. All the skinheads that you come into contact with after that will avoid you bigtime.

JackTenrac!
04-12-2006, 07:06 AM
I finally got why people find Morgan Webb attractive. She strikes me as the type of chick that you'd want to do a degrade/rage fuck. Like if you took her home or something, got her naked and decided to hit that. You figure that fucking her is the least thing you can get out of the situation because she tells so many horrible jokes. You're thinking"YOU CAN'T TELL A SHITTY JOKE WITH A COCK IN YOUR MOUTH, CAN YOU? CAN YOU?!111" Then you shove the cock in her mouth, she makes that "gaoghg" sound and you fuck her in the FACE, son!

I finally get it.

http://www.doorfromhell.com/thelair/blogimages/TheRock_MorganWebb_FHM_November2004_05.jpg

You got beat by a girl!

...that went well.

arcticninja
04-12-2006, 07:35 AM
^Speaking of Gravity, I would figure it to be a main element that is not classified. For example, are main elements are Fire, Water, Wind, and Earth right - but Gravity is sometimes overlooked. The fact that we are even standing in one place is because of Gravity - but if there was none then wouldn't that result in some type of floating rotation? It's just an idealogy on many aspects like man walking on the moon or if Earth had no Gravity then maybe we would just float straight up - Neverless, Gravity is a very intresting counterpart.


......

those aren't elements.

Actually, no part of your post made any sense. Stay in school.

Rico!
04-12-2006, 08:02 AM
snippet

replace "kill" with "dump" or whatever if it sounds a little too violent.

Airthrow
04-12-2006, 08:13 AM
No girls allowed. So get out. :wink:

No she's right, you give off creepy vibes and that's why girls have been avoiding you.

Azrael
04-12-2006, 08:56 AM
I just had a Million-esque voyeur moment on the trains. I was gonna post about it here, but then some other stuff happened too so I'll just turn it into an editorial.

My iPod seems to have just died. Nothing I do makes it turn on. That sucks.

BornAgainCommunist
04-12-2006, 09:04 AM
My iPod seems to have just died. Nothing I do makes it turn on. That sucks.

Dip it in some stuff, give it a shake.

works for my penis.

Azrael
04-12-2006, 09:07 AM
^What stuff?

BornAgainCommunist
04-12-2006, 09:25 AM
^What stuff?


something with energy.

RaishinX
04-12-2006, 09:27 AM
I can say from experience that Morgan Webb is a bitch.

How did that go?

abacabb
04-12-2006, 03:47 PM
Cranky Babies drive me insane. My nephew is very cranky today and i dont know what to do.:sweat:

Million
04-12-2006, 04:49 PM
with the iPod...have you tried holding down Menu + play button for awhile? That usually resets it when it appears to have mysteriously "died". This apparently happens every now and then with ipods.

Shizune from Naruto might be the hottest piece of ass on the show. I'd like to see her have a 3way with Tsunade and that pig, Tonton. That pig always cracks me up, btw...it has a necklace on...and a blouse!? the hell?...and it's always saying "PUEYYY!" like a small child that's trying to talk but can't form decipherable words and phrases yet. = hilarious. It would also be funny to watch Oolong from DB/Z fuck Tonton. I've never seen pig sex before...I bet it's quite amusing.

...yesterday's upskirts were SERIOUSLY nice. I'll never forget them...it was truly some of my best work in years.

Rico!
04-12-2006, 05:13 PM
I don't agree with you saying you would kill your girl if you found out she was seeing a guy like me. She's an adult and she knows exactly what she's doing.

i disagree. Women never know what they're doing. :-P

well I guess its cool how your taking this girl right from under this guy's nose, i've done it a few times myself... But don't let Deangelo's mindset control EVERYTHING you do with her (at least thats what you make it seem like your posts)

Jaelle
04-12-2006, 05:53 PM
No she's right, you give off creepy vibes and that's why girls have been avoiding you.

So I kind of hate to make this my first post here, but I totally agree. The perceived control/power struggle was really creeping me out. And most guys think women over-analyze things?

monbaby
04-12-2006, 06:51 PM
No she's right, you give off creepy vibes and that's why girls have been avoiding you.



Ding ding ding!!!....

You have the correct answer...

Seriously kcxj...

I know it's cliched but "JUST BE YOURSELF..."

Maybe you just want some pussy...

Thats okay...

But you seriously can't sustain a REAL relationship doing this b.s...

Women aren't stupid man...

They are weird...

but they ain't stupid...

JackTenrac!
04-12-2006, 07:06 PM
...damn. I fucked up again.

My proff's friend asked me to technical write for a book he is writing, about to give me the most powerful reference in the industry. I'm talking uber. And the broke ass nigga inside me missinterprets the advice I received and tried to hustle a financial reimbursement.

...guess who REALLY got screwed.

Now, I am a shame to my own name. I ruined a perfectly good relationship and oppertunity..

Bet I'm a shame here also. Always trying to be funny, but I just fuck up in the end. No wonder why some of you don't like me.

...I need a hug. Or just a kick in the ass.

VG Emblem
04-12-2006, 07:12 PM
...damn. I fucked up again.

My proff's friend asked me to technical write for a book he is writing, about to give me the most powerful reference in the industry. I'm talking uber. And the broke ass nigga inside me missinterprets the advice I received and tried to hustle a financial reimbursement.

...guess who REALLY got screwed.

Now, I am a shame to my own name. I ruined a perfectly good relationship and oppertunity..

Bet I'm a shame here also. Always trying to be funny, but I just fuck up in the end. No wonder why some of you don't like me.

...I need a hug. Or just a kick in the ass.
*virtual hug*

Lantis
04-12-2006, 08:00 PM
...I need a hug. Or just a kick in the ass.

In SRK, don't expect a lot of hugs, unless they are of the closet homo type....

So having said that, I would go with option C: knee in the crotch! :nunchuck:

Million
04-12-2006, 08:17 PM
this is just strange now....on video.google...why is it that no matter WHAT I search for, this is in the results:
"Archive of American Television Interview with Mike Wallace Part 2 of 6
Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Foundation
29 min 39 sec - Apr 17, 1998"

^what the hell do these interviews with old people have to do with anything? It's interviews with Mike Wallace, Betty White, Angela..whatever her name was...the broad from Murder She Wrote, etc. No bullshit...I just searched "turds"...and yes..."Archive of American Television Interview with Mike Wallace Part 2 of 6
Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Foundation
29 min 39 sec - Apr 17, 1998" came up on the results.

I dare anyone to try. Search for something like..."bloody maxipads Charles the Gnome"...and I guarantee you will eventually run into another "Archive of American Television Interview.."

...and why is video.google sucking so badly? It's actually superior to Youtube, due to convenience(*you can download directly from videogoogle. To do the same on YT, you have to paste the link into one of those other sites that convert stuff) .....but YT is killing them. I can find twice the stuff on a YT search than I could on a video google search.

Airthrow
04-12-2006, 10:57 PM
How do you download directly from YT to your HD instead of streaming?!?

FistsofFury
04-13-2006, 01:08 AM
I'm gonna put this add up on the bulletin board of the local guitar center and the music area of my campus:

Gonna post them up in Guitar Center and the school of music board.
----------------------
Drummer (myself, 20), Keyboardist (20) and a cool guitarist, 23, looking for a geeky but innovative and experimental bassist for our side band 'The Super Saiya-jins'. The band is rock oriented but we are more than willing to jump into different styles, including but not limited to jazz, blues, soul, rockabilly, and prog rock.

Also available are further opportunites with other young creative musicians. If you're interested or even just want to jam, send me an email. It will be a blast.

Must be able to improvise, decent feel for dynamics and being about to look out for a cue to do something else...you know. A real teamwork thing.

If you're reading this and smiling, let's play.

Contact Info:

Huntedonezero@hotmail.com
AIM: Ishothesherifs
-----------------------

Is it lame?



And adding in a couple numbers. Think we could find what we're looking for...a really good fit? Hope so.

Does the ad suck?

abacabb
04-13-2006, 01:28 AM
Judge Hatchett sucks balls. If you go on her show for say a lie detector test and you fail she'll say some shit like "You knew you was wrong! Apologize now before i castrate you!" No wonder they bumped her ass down to the 4am slot now.

Taito
04-13-2006, 01:33 AM
I just thought about how much of an honor it would be to go to school at ST. Francis University..

kcxj
04-13-2006, 02:43 AM
You don't want to know what I'm thinking right now.

edit: (it's not "cock", anything about anybody in this thread, or the TGA website link in my sig either)

abacabb
04-13-2006, 03:13 AM
You don't want to know what I'm thinking right now.

edit: (it's not "cock", anything about anybody in this thread, or the TGA website link in my sig either)
Can a Nigga get a hint?

Gasaraki
04-13-2006, 03:15 AM
I wish I had musical skill

VG Emblem
04-13-2006, 03:24 AM
(it's not "cock",
LIES!

kcxj
04-13-2006, 03:53 AM
i disagree. Women never know what they're doing. :-P

well I guess its cool how your taking this girl right from under this guy's nose, i've done it a few times myself... But don't let Deangelo's mindset control EVERYTHING you do with her (at least thats what you make it seem like your posts)
Taking this girl?

Nah, no way.

He can have her all he wants. In fact, he can have her for the rest of his life and give out all his money too, since he's stupid enough to actually marry her.

I just because I said I love her doesn't mean I'm about to spend more than casual money on her, be there for her emotional needs, or have kids with her.

I'm in love with the feelings I get for myself and what huge fucking ego boost this is that she wants me.

He can be the one that buys her romantic gifts, listens to her problems, drives her around, and all that other good provider stuff that I'm not interested in.

I'm the guy she calls up when she needs something else.

-------

If I replaced "Deangelo" with "my dad", "my friend", or "my big bro" in my posts, would you still say the same thing about me letting a specific mindset control everything I do so much?

JackTenrac!
04-13-2006, 04:37 AM
In SRK, don't expect a lot of hugs, unless they are of the closet homo type....

So having said that, I would go with option C: knee in the crotch! :nunchuck:

Oh oh! I'm losing my childhood like MJ

E_VAYD
04-13-2006, 05:59 AM
"Degrassi: The Next Generation" is fun to watch just to see how fucking cursed that school is on everyone there. Unwanted pregnancies, abortions, date rape, contracting venereal diseases (in the throat, no less!), questioning sexual orientation, internet porn and pedophilia, school shootings, and such. Somewhere there's a drinking game to this show. It's already great as is, but alcohol intoxication has to make it even better.

arcticninja
04-13-2006, 06:29 AM
Women aren't stupid man...

They are weird...

but they ain't stupid...


My research indicates that women are indeed stupid and incapable of rational thought. :razzy:


So I have a job interview today. I look damn sexy in a suit. The only downside to this is that I had to trim my goatee this morning. I was gonna grow that shit super-long and braid it :(

Rico!
04-13-2006, 08:02 AM
If I replaced "Deangelo" with "my dad", "my friend", or "my big bro" in my posts, would you still say the same thing about me letting a specific mindset control everything I do so much?

Whatever works for you. I'm just a fan of being original.

Roxie
04-13-2006, 09:21 AM
My research indicates that women are indeed stupid and incapable of rational thought. :razzy:



girls perhaps, women, no.

Carpet Lint
04-13-2006, 09:22 AM
I can't stop guys. I can't stop.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13036906

Roxie
04-13-2006, 09:27 AM
I can't stop guys. I can't stop.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13036906
*throws ice water on CL*

STAND DOWN!!!

Omg, your av. :rofl: looking like an elf pimp!


wait....how long have you been there? how where you able to get all those things...WHAT KIND OF JOB DO YOU HAVE NEGRO!?!?



ninja edit: 12) Who wants to delete this thread so that the word can't get out? THE GAIAN WHITE MAN

damn...I can't stop you. In fact I demand you post your whole list in its entierity IMMEDIATELY!!

arcticninja
04-13-2006, 09:38 AM
I can't stop guys. I can't stop.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13036906



:rofl:


well done sir, well done.

Carpet Lint
04-13-2006, 10:03 AM
All the bling I've managed to either buy myself or some crazy 14 year-olds donated it for no reason I can see other than they had more e-money than God and didn't know what to do with it.

You get e-money there for just LOOKING at threads. And that's the original account I had back from the first time SRK ventured over there.

Never got banned because I kept my nonsense (relatively) subtle.

I'm having trouble believing they managed to run it up to seven pages. I was just bored, thinking that they were just going to delete it right off the bat. Now I have to make up new material to keep bumping it to see how many pages I can hit.

Irennicus
04-13-2006, 10:10 AM
All the bling I've managed to either buy myself or some crazy 14 year-olds donated it for no reason I can see other than they had more e-money than God and didn't know what to do with it.

You get e-money there for just LOOKING at threads. And that's the original account I had back from the first time SRK ventured over there.

Never got banned because I kept my nonsense (relatively) subtle.

I'm having trouble believing they managed to run it up to seven pages. I was just bored, thinking that they were just going to delete it right off the bat. Now I have to make up new material to keep bumping it to see how many pages I can hit.

I got banned for my donkey sex tutorial. :sad:

Those fuckers at Gaia just don't know.

Carpet Lint
04-13-2006, 12:07 PM
I got banned for my donkey sex tutorial. :sad:

Those fuckers at Gaia just don't know.
Genius is never understood in its own time.

Hunter D
04-13-2006, 12:21 PM
Genious Lint, pure genious. Too bad we aren't on the same BP team.

arcticninja
04-13-2006, 01:04 PM
wow, I *nailed* my interview today. They'd be stupid not to hire me.

kcxj
04-13-2006, 01:59 PM
I went to lunch at Wendys today.

Wow, this Black girl there was beautiful. Her body, curves, and hairstyle were the exact same as one of the Asian girls I'm in love with, only her skin is brown instead of yellow. Just as I'm judging her and thinking, "maybe...", she opens her mouth though...

"I been had a baby!"

What?

"(the baby's name), get over here! Don't be getting up in people's faces!"

She pretty much sealed the deal as a, "No", for me when she (I'm not making this up) got pissed at the poor kid working behind the counter about how her Jr. Bacon only had one slice of bacon in it, and "they had to break it into two."

"I'm suppose to get two bacons!"

The little baby walking around couldn't of been more than 1 year old. She had the same big hoop style earrings that her mom had. How are you going to pierce a little baby's ears and put big hoop earrings on them?

Cultural differences I'm not used to most likely, but I'm not going to judge women so much based solely on how they look anymore. One minute I'm thinking about how hot this woman is, literally 5 seconds later, I'm afraid she's going to come over and slug me (or throw her baby at me) if she catches me looking at her the wrong way.
Whatever works for you. I'm just a fan of being original.
Yeah, I tried that already. It took me seven years, but I've finally determined I'm a fucking dork if I just be myself. So suck it up, take the hit to my ego (finally admit that I'm not always right) and try something else instead.

(... and don't tell women that I play video games for up to 8 hours straight at times as my social life. :rofl:)

Rico!
04-13-2006, 06:11 PM
^ dont tell me that was your first encounter with a black girl XD

and yeah, games and comics and shit, i keep that all to myself.

MadGaffler
04-13-2006, 07:53 PM
Have you guys seen that A-1 steak sauce commercial where it looks like a couple are having dinner in a resturant and the chick is telling the guy to "stop that" and that "I doesn't even know you", and the whole time he is sitting there eating a steak as fast as he can. He all of a sudden gets to his feet and takes off another guy comes in after the first guy has left and asks his wife if she ate his steak. Damn funny......... I laugh every time I see it.:rofl:

marcusg
04-13-2006, 11:05 PM
Why do people hate on other people for no particular reason, can somebody explain that to me? I mean nobody has to say anything but people act like assholes for the hell of it.

*InVeRs3*
04-14-2006, 12:54 AM
Why do people hate on other people for no particular reason, can somebody explain that to me? I mean nobody has to say anything but people act like assholes for the hell of it.

I don't know either, but I think people do things like this to get a sense of power. I hate on some celebrities for no reason. I just don't like how some look, but that's ok because it's part of their job. i'll type up more later, i'm busy in wow. too much wow for me man.

TheSix
04-14-2006, 12:56 AM
"Degrassi: The Next Generation" is fun to watch just to see how fucking cursed that school is on everyone there. Unwanted pregnancies, abortions, date rape, contracting venereal diseases (in the throat, no less!), questioning sexual orientation, internet porn and pedophilia, school shootings, and such. Somewhere there's a drinking game to this show. It's already great as is, but alcohol intoxication has to make it even better.


Degrassi:TNG is TOO good. Love that fuckin' show. Throw in Cassie Steele on top of that and DAMN! :hitit: :hitit:

...Trigun in 30 mins....

VG Emblem
04-14-2006, 12:57 AM
Why do people hate on other people for no particular reason, can somebody explain that to me? I mean nobody has to say anything but people act like assholes for the hell of it.
This is SRK, it's powered solely on hate.

kcxj
04-14-2006, 04:22 AM
Hey, this CD rocks.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000E6GC6Q/103-5985402-8323038?v=glance&n=5174

I said how I bought this CD based solely on how awesome the album cover is right? It made me think of lesbians, girl-on-girl kissing, and plus I can see that girl's nipples through her shirt.

Anyway, the music isn't bad. It sounds like 80's band Blondie. The lead singer is a girl, and the guitar guys are very talented. A bunch of the songs are about sex and full of subliminal sex messages too.

It's like porn, except it's for my ears instead of my eyes. Aural sex --> :tup:

Did the mention the first song has Cowbell™ on it also?

Million
04-14-2006, 06:41 AM
another CNN sexpot spotted! Delia Gallagher is on right now with a story on the pope that recently died....her face itself is at least a 9.5, imo. They need to have her on more often. She almost looks like a cartoon character... she's credited as "Faith and Values Correspondent" Ah, apparently her special on this comes on saturday and sunday 7pm eastern. I'll check it out just for her.

The Soledad is showing leg today. :sweat: If she so much as touched me anywhere...I'd explode in about 4 seconds.

WHOAH....Pee Wee's Big Adventure is currently on Bravo...and I never realized, he ate Mr. T cereal! He poured it on his waffles. Instant cool points there.

abacabb
04-14-2006, 10:24 AM
I dont know man, Delia Gallagher looks kinda creepy.

Million
04-14-2006, 10:45 AM
..Light is provided thru sparks of energy from the mind that travels in rhyme form...
givin' sight to the blind, the dumb are mostly intrigued by the drum..

ah, one of the greatest songs...from unquestionably THE greatest rap group of all time...at least imo...a quote from the late great ODB: "Wu Tang is here FOREVA! muthafuckas..."

I'm tempted to upgrade to one of those HD cams now....I checked some out today...quality would apparently be above miniDV, and the one I was looking at was slightly smaller(!) than the panasonic miniDV I was considering, so that really threw some food for thought into the mix. Unfortunately it's basically double the price. The lowest one I saw was 550, and that's a step down on the optical zoom....and damn that's an important factor....of course I'd rather have 32x than 25. THEN it has S-vid, regular A/V out, and of course USB, and a slot for SD cards(? still pics...heh, me no care for still pictures.)

JackTenrac!
04-14-2006, 10:47 AM
Why do people hate on other people for no particular reason, can somebody explain that to me? I mean nobody has to say anything but people act like assholes for the hell of it.
VG, I think this person is speaking in general.

My two cents:

To me...man is a... very emotional creature. Hatred...based on spontienty is random. Vibes channel out after the first meeting and, the first impression's effects transcend the thoughts of those...the impression is brought upon. Sometimes, even...the habits of those people can annoy others, even on the first try.

All of it comes down to feelings, which determine your trust. Sometimes, they are right. Other times, they are wrong. Experience also plays a part in this. Bad experiences with people can spawn resentment towards those who are the suspects to that wrong-doing.

Sometimes, it's for personal gain or satisfaction. A vain sense of vengence. One guy was bullied, so when the power is in his court, he could do the exact same thing.

Other times, some individuals or groups are ignorant and do this because of certain attributes the person possesses, including the ones they have no control or alteration options over. In my neighbourhood, the majority is east/west indian, and most of the ones I have encountered here do not think very highly of the rest of the other races. Probably it is because of the way both sides stereotype each other. Sometimes, we joke about their practices, and they tease/assume that we're "trouble" due to the culture that they are exposed to here.. Both sides exchange dirty looks to each other without even meeting each other with their...words. I can't stop other african americans from killing each or represent Joel in jail when I talk.

Last time I checked, North America, and other society, is consumed of..well.. human beings. Two eyes, two hands, two feet, one mouth. Same structure, different variants. One individual alone cannot represent an entire country or race.

As for me, I exercise my hateful energy on the battlefield. Hating people is beginning to become a waste of time.


...that went well.

maxx
04-14-2006, 10:50 AM
I can't stop guys. I can't stop.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13036906

hoollyy crap haha.

marcusg
04-14-2006, 01:30 PM
Has life ever got soo boring that you wanted to kill yourself?

Azrael
04-14-2006, 07:23 PM
with the iPod...have you tried holding down Menu + play button for awhile? That usually resets it when it appears to have mysteriously "died". This apparently happens every now and then with ipods.
Yeah, I did this and it came back to life. Which dashed my dreams of getting a Nano, but this way is better (cheaper). That's kind of retarded that they die so easily but I guess good that they can also be easily revived.

I'm not gonna make an editorial out of my voyeur story, so I'm just gonna post it here.

I was on the train coming home from Osaka. This woman in a business skirt sits down right across from me. Now, Japanese girls for whatever reason don't really grasp the concept of crossing their legs when wearing skirts, but unless you're on your knees looking up or you have special equipment, it's not like you could see anything.

Not this time.

I dunno why, but just the angles of how she was sitting, how I was sitting, how the skirt went...I could see all the way up. ALL the way up. ...I'm not even into the upskirt shorts, but with a business professional giving me a straight-shot view to the goods...well...I couldn't help myself. I enjoyed it.

A few stops down the line, this guy gets on...there are no more places to sit so he has to stand. And of ALL the places he decides to stand, he stands in front of this woman, with his leg blocking my perfect view. I kind of wanted to kill him, but I couldn't be too mad...I'd had an incredible view for over 10 minutes by this point, and I figured I couldn't be too greedy. However, God decides he's gonna help me out a bit...the train sways, and the guy nearly falls on top of the girl sitting next to Ms. Upskirt. When he straightens himself up, he's now no longer blocking the upskirt. ...Wonderful.

Even better, another girl boarded the train and stood next to the standing guy...she had a big bag, but it NEVER got in the way of the upskirt. Even better still, Ms. Upskirt fell asleep! So, I had this perfect upskirt shot, the recipient was asleep, and there were two people standing in front of me, so to anyone looking at me it looked like I was just mindlessly gazing at nothing in front of me, not getting a full-on panty shot.

The woman didn't get off the train until 30 minutes later. I feel kind of guilty for having looked at her panties for that long....but not that guilty...

Rico!
04-14-2006, 08:48 PM
Here's a question: how come when I'm pissed and don't want anyone around me every fucking person I know decides to try and hang around me??? I'm clearly in a very angry mood, I'm saying cold hearted things in a very sarcastic tone, and I'm not laughing or smiling at all. Don't people get it that I want to be left alone for a bit instead of seeing their ugly faces?


Note that I'm not actually angry at all today. This is just what happens on days when I really am angry and I want to know why...

---

Rena Tanaka, anyone ever heard of her? Saw her in Nin X Nin (kids ninja movie that i thought would be a REAL ninja movie) and she's just beautiful. She just has this calm aura about her--ok i'll stop.

Million
04-14-2006, 10:14 PM
business skirts...eh, they tend to be rather tight, and thus not really my cup of tea in the world of upskirting. It sounds like you still managed to get a good view though..

...heh, I found a japanese messageboard/forum where they post upskirt vids...of course I can't read anything over there, but the vids posted are fantastic. I'm still upset about t-angle.net's disappearance though. That was one of THE greatest upskirt sites in the history of the net. With the exception of this horribly ugly girl "Akane", they always had the hottest, quality vids and picture galleries. Really, for the quality of the content...you'd think you were in the member section of a very good paysite...but oh no....t-angle was all free! Their Friday updates were something to look forward for a long time...at least for me. *note---it wasn't purely upskirt material on t-angle...the girls usually posed in various outfits...but numerous vids and pics were done in a "candid/voyeur" style of presentation.

Some details on last Tuesday's Skirtacular Adventures™ will be posted shortly.

kcxj
04-15-2006, 12:49 AM
Damn, I wonder if I'm insane in the head... How long has it been? Three weeks? The blog I've been keeping is up to 2 pages already. Pretty much 95% of everything I'm thinking about on a daily basis is either women, sex, sex with women, or things that lead to sex with women.

Are all other guys the same age as me like this?

I just realized the only reason I've been taking piano lessons is so I can show off to girls and make them fall in love with me whenever I invite them over my house. I've talked before already how I spend money on clothes and accessories so I can look good for girls.

I've pretty much quit video games because I've realized it has NO purpose for increasing mating opportunities whatsoever (unless I'm a homosexual or a desperate homosexual). In the four years I've been playing video games, the girls I HAVE met through this hobby ---> ridiculously low tier. :tdown: :tdown:

I think the dorks that go to anime conventions and cosplay have it better than fighting gamers actually.

Yeah, I'm crazy in the head, think about, write about, and do everything with the agenda of getting more sex, women, and mating opportunties, so fuck this useless, non-productive video game hobby already.

-----

All the fighting gamers I know that talk about or have gone to Japan... Did they actually get any there, or did they stare at a video game monitor with their heads down for a week straight?

What's the social status of fighting gamers over there in the eyes of the sexually desirable Japanese females? Higher than the comic book otaku at least right?

abacabb
04-15-2006, 01:00 AM
I got a fucking pimple on my stomach. What kind of crazy shit is this? And this shit hurts.

Million
04-15-2006, 01:20 AM
heh, I forgot how much ass the ECW album kicks. I immediately copied over some tracks to my itunes lib. just in case this old cd stops playing. Currently I'm enjoying "Walk" from Kilgore.

Really, I define the concept of "diversity" with my musical taste. Here's just a snapshot of what my itunes Lib. looks like right now...just the most recent acquisitions:
The Zoo Bruce Dickinson 4/15/06 3:09 AM
Trust (ECW Instrumental Mix) Megadeth 4/15/06 3:07 AM
Walk Kilgore 4/15/06 3:06 AM
El Phantasmo And The Chicken Run Blast-O-Rama -White Zombie 4/15/06 3:05 AM
This Is Extreme! (ECW Theme)-Harry Slash & The Slashtones
The Classis Drum Battle Drum Line 4/15/06 3:00 AM
Marching Band Medley Drum Line 4/15/06 2:59 AM
Marvin Gaye - Me and Mrs. Jones Marvin Gaye 4/14/06 9:50 AM
Freddie Jackson - Me and Mrs. Jones 4/14/06 9:46 AM

Fiction (Dreams In Digital) Orgy 4/14/06 9:40 AM
Blue Monday Orgy 4/14/06 9:38 AM (**<<not as good as I remember...I may dump this)

Me and Mrs Jones Billy Paul 4/14/06 9:33 AM
Groove Me Guy 4/14/06 9:27 AM
Wu Tang Clan - As high as wutang gets
Triumph Wu-Tang Clan (WT tracks recently downloaded since my cd barely plays anymore :( )
Lay Your Head On My Pillow Tony Toni Tone 4/14/06 7:13 AM
I Wanna Dance Tonight Tony Toni Tone & Lucy Pearl
Slick Rick - Children's Story 4/11/06 11:13 PM
Old School Rap - Slick Rick & Doug E Fresh - Lodi Dodi 4/11/06 10:59 PM
Snoop Dogg - Lodi Dodi Snoop Dogg
Theme of E-102r Sonic Adventure

FistsofFury
04-15-2006, 01:25 AM
I've pretty much quit video games because I've realized it has NO purpose for increasing mating opportunies whatsoever (unless I'm a homosexual or a desperate homosexual). In the four years I've been playing video games, the girls I HAVE met through this hobby ---> ridiculously low tier. :tdown: :tdown:




But don't you enjoy them? So what if you might not get pussy through it? You seem like you worry about girls too much. You can't over strategize something like meething women, then you just come off as creepy, calculating and competition oriented.

Gotta be natural. Bet you would have more fun than trying to make chess out of hopscotch.

TheSix
04-15-2006, 01:29 AM
Why is it everytime I go to get something to eat some motherfucker in front of me never has any clue as to what the hell he wants? Come on man, you know you been to McDonalds 1 million fuckin times you know what you want. "Ummm Ummmm"?!?! Umm nothing, you know your going to get your fat ass another big mac so stop frontin and hurry the fuck up!

Hmm....I just spent the past hour reading kcxj's journal. Nice read. Lots'o'Wisdom.