The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Ender120]

another CNN sexpot spotted! Delia Gallagher is on right now with a story on the pope that recently died....her face itself is at least a 9.5, imo. They need to have her on more often. She almost looks like a cartoon character... she's credited as "Faith and Values Correspondent" Ah, apparently her special on this comes on saturday and sunday 7pm eastern. I'll check it out just for her.



Veronica De La Cruz >>>>>>>>>> Delia Gallagher.

[*InVeRs3*]

Why is it everytime I go to get something to eat some motherfucker in front of me never has any clue as to what the hell he wants? Come on man, you know you been to McDonalds 1 million fuckin times you know what you want. "Ummm Ummmm"?!?! Umm nothing, you know your going to get your fat ass another big mac so stop frontin and hurry the fuck up!

Hmm....I just spent the past hour reading kcxj's journal. Nice read. Lots'o'Wisdom.

PAAAHHHLLLLLEEEEZZZZZEEEE!!

you guys can't even get our orders right.

[VG Emblem]

I've pretty much quit video games because I've realized it has NO purpose for increasing mating opportunies whatsoever (unless I'm a homosexual or a desperate homosexual). In the four years I've been playing video games, the girls I HAVE met through this hobby ---> ridiculously low tier. :tdown: :tdown:
Dude there is something horribly wrong with you. Find a psychologist or something, seriously.

[kcxj]

But don't you enjoy them? So what if you might not get pussy through it? You seem like you worry about girls too much. You can't over strategize something like meething women, then you just come off as creepy, calculating and competition oriented.
You know, that post got me thinking about my friend (I don't know if he wants me to mention his name). He's hands down the BEST man I'm real life friends with when it comes to women.

He told me once how he just tells girls straight up that he plays video games, and that they need to deal with it if they want to be with him.

He travels for his work, but he gets girls in EVERY single state that he visits. In fact, this one girl here in my home state liked him so much that she actually bought him a $400 leather jacket as a holiday present to win his approval. He's older than me, but that's crazy that he can keep a girlfriend at home, travel all over the place, tell people he plays video games, and the new girls he's hooking up with all the time are buying gifts to get HIS attention.

A line I heard him use once to a girl over the phone is, "Yeah, I'm a nerd." But just the way he said it was too good. He asserted himself and the message sent was, "Yeah, I'm going to go play video games with this dude kcxj instead of hanging out with you tonight. Deal with it." She actually did. :rofl:

Gotta be natural. Bet you would have more fun than trying to make chess out of hopscotch.
I like that analogy. I'm going to steal it since I've never heard it before.

You're right btw too. I have noticed a personality trait about myself that I tend to overcomplicate things and think about them more than I really need to.

I like the way I am though, so as long as I'm getting results (no matter what it is I'm doing), I'm not changing myself for anyone.

I was a SHY GUY. That needed to be fixed, but yeah, everything else about myself is just how it should be (creepy, calculating, competitive, or whatever).

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I don't know if I'm as good as some of the other guys that read this board (who do or don't post), but I guess I was a virgin all the way until the beginning of this year (I'm 24 now). I like to tell myself that I'm not, but the truth is, I only poked her once, she said it hurt and was worried about blood, so since I'm such a nice guy and understanding boyfriend, I stopped and didn't ask her to do it again.

7 years, depression, and a ton of video games later...

Holy shit, this girl just grabbed my belt buckle, is pulling me towards her (is this really happening?), and since there are little punk kids that read this thread, I'm not going to elaborate on what happened next.

It felt amazing though. I wondered to myself, "What the hell have I been missing out on all these years?", and yeah, if I seem a little overzealous or excessively descriptive sometimes, it's because I'm psyched and I want other people to know that life doesn't have to suck so much, any kind of negative thoughts and beliefs you have about yourself are NOT REAL, and put down the video games already so you're not some 30 year old virgin before you know it.
Hmm....I just spent the past hour reading kcxj's journal. Nice read. Lots'o'Wisdom.
Thanks for your time. It feels good to know I'm not just talking to myself all the time.

[Million]

Well, he's right about the shyness. If you're naturally a shy guy...that really IS something that requires "fixing", i.e. "elimination". I unfortunately know this the hard way. A "Shy Guy" really can't do that "Just be yourself" nonsense....because that is possibly the single most unattractive trait a woman could detect on a guy. Shyness is like woman-repellent...heh, it's "Raid" for poontang....you might as well have them view you as gay. (*and even that might be better from a voyeurism perspective, since perceived gays get to check them out in various stages of undress, as the girl doesn't view the gay guy as a "perceived threat"..the girl may walk around in tshirt and panties in front of a fruit, for example......heh, I just happen to like that word for gays...the fun thing is that you can usually get away with it since it's not considered so offensive, e.g. --"Vanity Smurf was such a fruit..")

yeah, I miss those old commercials with the big green roaches....they get sprayed and yell out "RAIIIDDDDD!!!! *boom*"

...again listening to the ECW music here...I miss it so much. I almost get "something in my eye" remembering those days. ECW was THE SHIT™.

[JackTenrac!]

Well, he's right about the shyness. If you're naturally a shy guy...that really IS something that requires "fixing", i.e. "elimination". I unfortunately know this the hard way. A "Shy Guy" really can't do that "Just be yourself" nonsense....because that is possibly the single most unattractive trait a woman could detect on a guy. Shyness is like woman-repellent...heh, it's "Raid" for poontang....you might as well have them view you as gay. (*and even that might be better from a voyeurism perspective, since perceived gays get to check them out in various stages of undress, as the girl doesn't view the gay guy as a "perceived threat"..the girl may walk around in tshirt and panties in front of a fruit, for example......heh, I just happen to like that word for gays...the fun thing is that you can usually get away with it since it's not considered so offensive, e.g. --"Vanity Smurf was such a fruit..")

yeah, I miss those old commercials with the big green roaches....they get sprayed and yell out "RAIIIDDDDD!!!! *boom*"

...again listening to the ECW music here...I miss it so much. I almost get "something in my eye" remembering those days. ECW was THE SHIT™.

Come to Canadia. We still got those commercials lurking around.

Ressurect shows, then, ressurect the promos to coincide them or joined them in their runs of glory... Selson Blue must be past a decade. Looked great with Seinfeld.

Hate to ruin the fun, but he's just implementing DeAngelo's work and throwing up his results.

What ever happened to Mark Curry and Holly Robinson, btw?

...that went well.

[Rico!]

women women women

Who plays video games to get women anyway? When one of my girl____friends said "video games are for kids", i straight up said to her face "i don't care what you think, I don't do it to impress you or anyone else." I was only playing games ony my laptop because there was no one to talk to during my break between classes until she came along. we're still friends.

i used the same line on the last girl i was dating a few months back when she made comment about my clothes (it was a fucking brand new buisness suit!! she said I looked wierd... stupid bitch. Every other girl at the university that day would've said otherwise). anyway we're not friends anymore, but that's because she is a psychologically fucked up girl and expected me to care about and fix all her damn problems.

the point of the story is, they both respected me a little bit more after I told them that. I'll play video games and read comics all i want, but like I said earlier i'll keep that to myself at home and won't use it in conversation with a girl. And as much as I want a real girlfriend, I don't think any girl is worth changing who you are for.

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Anyway, I'm 19 and women are just as important to me. The problem is i like shy, quiet and soft spoken girls, and those kinds are hard to find :rofl: I'm a loud, attention whoring motherfucker in public and I don't like girls that are same way. *sigh* the irony...

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Rena Tanaka is my new favorite idol. Although Reon will still be up there.

[phae]

Oh my fucking god, I did it.

I now know over 30 Para Para routines.

Ya see, folks.. Phae has a little too much free time now that she stopped going to Chinatown Fair every Friday. I managed to learn 30 fucking Para Para routines.. as if it wasn't bad enough that I have "Velfarre 2000" as one of my ringtones on my phone.. but I had to manage to learn 30 fucking routines.

It's all fucking YouTube's fault too .. I'd have NEVER learned half of them if it wasn't for YouTube.

It's a shame most of the ones I know aren't on the Para Para Paradise machine at CF.. or else i'd be busting moves.. :(

[Rico!]

Night Of Fiyah!

[phae]

Haaaahahaha, you and your Hinoi Team AV.. I want fucking outfits like they have.. i'd be top tier unstoppable hotness.

NYC has had some dope weather lately - except for Friday's rain, it's been fucking beautiful.

Next week I am buying a swimsuit and I am going to start "Operation: Marilyn needs a tan" .. I am blonde, I need to be tan.

The moment I tan there will be snipers hanging out trying to kill me.. for I will be a hotness the world is not ready for.

[Rico!]

you wouldn't know just how big of a grin i had when i found a huge torrent of high quality vids of all their videos...

[AdverseSolutions]

para para is thumbs down.

[phae]

You are right. It is.

However, I have no fucking life at this point. I spend a good chunk of my day dancing around in my bedroom to whatever CDs are in my stereo - one's a para para music CD (i listen to Eurobeat while cleaning my room), and the other two are CDs from rave DJs. So I dance a lot.

Dancing is the best form of exercise ever. :D

[JackTenrac!]

<3

Oh oh! phae's back. :D

...ok kxcj and Roxie, I'll paint a situation:

I just met a college student who gets about a 8.3 and didn't go for the contact information because I just wanted directions and my hair was terrible. No game at all.

Then, I walked in the mall and found out where she worked. With my purpose in mind(date). Do I go in for the digits there or run into her at the school she goes to or don't bother and leave it to fate?

The first two sound stalker-like, but if that were the case, then I'd Sha Lo Peng that with a carving knife. Not that you've ever seen such a sight in your life. Women come and go, so I would probably leave it to chance.

Both of them have to answer.

...that went well

[phae]

Phae's back for some reason - I'm on the PC a lot less, honestly.

My weight has plateau'd at 140 lbs, which I am not happy about. 5'6 and 140 does not cut it. People say I look good, but I am not fucking satisfied, oh hells no. Just NOT SATISFIED!!

Plus, I play WoW again. Damnit all..

[Scorpio_G]

Phae's back for some reason - I'm on the PC a lot less, honestly.

My weight has plateau'd at 140 lbs, which I am not happy about. 5'6 and 140 does not cut it. People say I look good, but I am not fucking satisfied, oh hells no. Just NOT SATISFIED!!

Plus, I play WoW again. Damnit all..

What up Phae. I like the weather here too and I hate Spring/Summer weather.

140 is good for 5'6". :) Dont worry about it. Oh and congrads on learning para para moves...I guess.

Just...Just go to the libary and read some books about Para or something. :razzy:


Btw did you ever get your wallet back? Hope you did.

[myleftshoe]

Hey you know when u have friends that have rarely dated ANYONE, they fall hopelesssly for any girl that gives them the time of day?

Are they gonna be like that forever?

[Azrael]

There's a commercial on TV now that features Japanese women (in the late-20/mid 30's) rapping. Yes, RAPPING. With the gestures and the pimp walks and everything. Everytime I see it I just start laughing uncontrollably. Someone should record it and post it up somewhere soon.

...If one were to look at SRK recently, you'd find threads about which cartoon animal you'd like to fuck, if your mom is hot and if you were in an alternate reality would you fuck her, and bad puns about a 6-year old girl getting killed by a bear. ...We're setting a wonderful internet example, aren't we?

[*InVeRs3*]

Well, he's right about the shyness. If you're naturally a shy guy...that really IS something that requires "fixing", i.e. "elimination". I unfortunately know this the hard way. A "Shy Guy" really can't do that "Just be yourself" nonsense....because that is possibly the single most unattractive trait a woman could detect on a guy. Shyness is like woman-repellent...heh, it's "Raid" for poontang....you might as well have them view you as gay. (*and even that might be better from a voyeurism perspective, since perceived gays get to check them out in various stages of undress, as the girl doesn't view the gay guy as a "perceived threat"..the girl may walk around in tshirt and panties in front of a fruit, for example......heh, I just happen to like that word for gays...the fun thing is that you can usually get away with it since it's not considered so offensive, e.g. --"Vanity Smurf was such a fruit..")

yeah, I miss those old commercials with the big green roaches....they get sprayed and yell out "RAIIIDDDDD!!!! *boom*"

...again listening to the ECW music here...I miss it so much. I almost get "something in my eye" remembering those days. ECW was THE SHIT™.

I want to be myself around women. I just want to go up to an attractive woman and give her an application to see if she's worthy to be the Versinator's(tm) girlfriend. Many people want to do this. Going up to someone and talking about the weather and/or how crowded a room is, is just code for an application. What i'm saying is, I'm tired of this shit. It's too much work to get to know you. If only women filled out applications to see if they are worthy of me. It's a quick way to see what they're values, interests, etc. are.

I;M JUST A DREAMER, BUT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!

edit: I want it to be legal to backhand slap punk ass bitches.

[VG Emblem]

There's a commercial on TV now that features Japanese women (in the late-20/mid 30's) rapping. Yes, RAPPING. With the gestures and the pimp walks and everything. Everytime I see it I just start laughing uncontrollably. Someone should record it and post it up somewhere soon.

...If one were to look at SRK recently, you'd find threads about which cartoon animal you'd like to fuck, if your mom is hot and if you were in an alternate reality would you fuck her, and bad puns about a 6-year old girl getting killed by a bear. ...We're setting a wonderful internet example, aren't we?
Yup, we are. It's too bad the rest of the internet can't be this cool.

And btw, you can find almost ANY commcercial on youtube, just give it a few days.

[phae]

Yup, we are. It's too bad the rest of the internet can't be this cool.

And btw, you can find almost ANY commcercial on youtube, just give it a few days.

I would like to redirect you to http://www.somethingawful.com

where shoryuken.com's GD forums have been outright mocked by the forum's "Games" subforum. I joined in.

Also, I did not get my wallet back - but I got the contents back. Lady found it in a movie theater, overnighted me the contents, but not the wallet. D'oh.

140 aint too bad, but if I get this many compliments at 140 imagine what it would be like at 125! :tup:

If I wind up anorexic, someone please feed me some char siu or something..

[Rico!]

as long as we don't end up on weekend web...

[VG Emblem]

I would like to redirect you to http://www.somethingawful.com

where shoryuken.com's GD forums have been outright mocked by the forum's "Games" subforum. I joined in.
Actually I did think about joining a while back. But yeah the forums confuse me a bit with so many different categories the forums are split into. Probably because the only forums I'm acustomed to are vBulletin ones and Invisionfree.

IDK, I may decide to sign-up later or something...

Edit:
Nevermind it is actually vBulletin lol. Sitll kind've confusing though...

[*InVeRs3*]

I would like to redirect you to http://www.somethingawful.com

where shoryuken.com's GD forums have been outright mocked by the forum's "Games" subforum. I joined in.

Also, I did not get my wallet back - but I got the contents back. Lady found it in a movie theater, overnighted me the contents, but not the wallet. D'oh.

140 aint too bad, but if I get this many compliments at 140 imagine what it would be like at 125! :tup:

If I wind up anorexic, someone please feed me some char siu or something..
lol. what have they been saying?

[phae]

Actually I did think about joining a while back. But yeah the forums confuse me a bit with so many different categories the forums are split into. Probably because the only forums I'm acustomed to are vBulletin ones and Invisionfree.

IDK, I may decide to sign-up later or something...

You'd be banned VERY FAST.. some of the shit i've heard come from you is instantly probatable/bannable on the forums.. they're heavily moderated (70,000 members requires it)

Edit:

Basically, they say that the SRK GD forums are a fucking hive of dumbasses - which they are.

Also, it's VBulletin until the sever admin/coder dude finishes coding his forum software which is what SA will be using, I think.

[VG Emblem]

You'd be banned VERY FAST.. some of the shit i've heard come from you is instantly probatable/bannable on the forums.. they're heavily moderated (70,000 members requires it)
Eh what?

What exactly would get me banned?
Is flaming and acting like a random jackass there not allowed?

[Azrael]

It is true that there's a lot of dumbasses here. We know that.

But this place continues to be entertaining, which is why we come back.

[phae]

Eh what?

What exactly would get me banned?
Is flaming and acting like a random jackass there not allowed?

Yep. No flaming/trolling in GBS, D&D, and other parts of the forums.

Just because SA is a satirical/humor site, it's also a 70,000 member forum. I mean, arguments break out all the time - but that's part of the charm. As a 2006 register, you don't have much leeway on what you can/can't say.

Half the jokes people crack on SRK like they are new, innovative and funny are old - because chances are it's from somewhere on SA. SA's a huge hub for the internet .. I mean, huge. Arnie Lerma (ex Scientologist, wiki him) posts on SA now because of SA's "Church of Xenu" project which is looking to break down some Scientology stuff.

He's an interesting person.

Shit, I'm still probated from something i did March 20th (I said 'Agreed, thread over", or something.. which is a catchphrase, which is probatable) ..

For a month.

[maxx]

I would like to redirect you to http://www.somethingawful.com

where shoryuken.com's GD forums have been outright mocked by the forum's "Games" subforum. I joined in.

how was srk mocked..i went through and i only see them taking shots at gamefaqs...which isnt that hard to do at all. is their a specific thread making fun of us?

[phae]

how was srk mocked..i went through and i only see them taking shots at gamefaqs...which isnt that hard to do at all. is their a specific thread making fun of us?

Naw i think the thread was in Ask/Tell honestly.. someone asked about getting good at MvC2.. it boiled into a tier debate, then people mentioned Shoryuken.com ..

[Lantis]

Perhaps the most ironic thing is that people in other forum will probably start talking shit about the forums/members of SA.com.....

It's like a cycle of sorts.

[VG Emblem]

Yep. No flaming/trolling in GBS, D&D, and other parts of the forums.

Just because SA is a satirical/humor site, it's also a 70,000 member forum. I mean, arguments break out all the time - but that's part of the charm. As a 2006 register, you don't have much leeway on what you can/can't say.

Half the jokes people crack on SRK like they are new, innovative and funny are old - because chances are it's from somewhere on SA. SA's a huge hub for the internet .. I mean, huge. Arnie Lerma (ex Scientologist, wiki him) posts on SA now because of SA's "Church of Xenu" project which is looking to break down some Scientology stuff.

He's an interesting person.

Shit, I'm still probated from something i did March 20th (I said 'Agreed, thread over", or something.. which is a catchphrase, which is probatable) ..

For a month.
Bah that doesn't sound fun.

A one month ban for saying something that's the equivalent to "in before the lock" is pretty ridiculous. Extremely heavily moderated forums irk me to no end. Where you can't even make a joke without getting in trouble is just annoying.

It's a good thing SRK isn't like that...yet.

[*InVeRs3*]

I honestly don't know what's wrong with SRK's GD aside from political and religion debates since they go around in circles, and it's just a showing of who paid attention in biology and political science in high school. Those are all gone. They used to be good at around 2002, but maybe because this forum was newer then.

SRK is also small, and it's personal and intimate. SRK is like watching a tv show that has characters you love and hate, characters you feel you know, from Million the pervert, Bloody Youkai the asocial transvestite lover, Irrenicus the intellectual perv, Dataika the Anarcho-Communist, Ducky the porn afficionado, Rokchick the feminist, Ronin Chaos the ripper of assholes to assholes, and so on. It's like you know each other, even though you don't in real life.

This is why SRK is the greatest forum. Ever. Times infinity. NO. Scratch that. It's the greatest forum ever TIMES INFINITY GAUNTLET that's how good it is.

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Perhaps the most ironic thing is that people in other forum will probably start talking shit about the forums/members of SA.com.....

It's like a cycle of sorts.

SA.com forums suck. Just because. I like that place and all, but it's only natural to hate people who hate you.

[VG Emblem]

SRK is also small, and it's personal and intimate. SRK is like watching a tv show that has characters you love and hate, characters you feel you know, from Million the pervert, Bloody Youkai the asocial transvestite lover, Irrenicus the intellectual perv, Dataika the Anarcho-Communist, Ducky the porn afficionado, Rokchick the feminist, Ronin Chaos the ripper of assholes to assholes, and so on. It's like you know each other, even though you don't in real life.
You forgot to mention VG the Living Flamebait™.

For shame.

[maxx]

I honestly don't know what's wrong with SRK's GD aside from political and religion debates since they go around in circles, and it's just a showing of who paid attention in biology and political science in high school. Those are all gone. They used to be good at around 2002, but maybe because this forum was newer then.

SRK is also small, and it's personal and intimate. SRK is like watching a tv show that has characters you love and hate, characters you feel you know, from Million the pervert, Bloody Youkai the asocial transvestite lover, Irrenicus the intellectual perv, Dataika the Anarcho-Communist, Ducky the porn afficionado, Rokchick the feminist, Ronin Chaos the ripper of assholes to assholes, and so on. It's like you know each other, even though you don't in real life.

This is why SRK is the greatest forum. Ever. Times infinity. NO. Scratch that. It's the greatest forum ever TIMES INFINITY GAUNTLET that's how good it is.


we all essentially grew up together. its kinda weird. u got like first gen and second gen srkers here..well first gens are from the irc chats and they really dont roam here anymore. but we have grown up together.

[Rico!]

"sometimes you wanna go, where everybody knows your name...da da da da"

[Airthrow]

I won't START talking shit about Something awful, I have hated that site and their forum members for quite a long time now.

They're like that uncool kid in high school who makes fun of the kids slightly less cooler than him visciously, even though they are rejects as well.

[RoninChaos]

Yep. No flaming/trolling in GBS, D&D, and other parts of the forums.

Just because SA is a satirical/humor site, it's also a 70,000 member forum. I mean, arguments break out all the time - but that's part of the charm. As a 2006 register, you don't have much leeway on what you can/can't say.

Half the jokes people crack on SRK like they are new, innovative and funny are old - because chances are it's from somewhere on SA. SA's a huge hub for the internet .. I mean, huge. Arnie Lerma (ex Scientologist, wiki him) posts on SA now because of SA's "Church of Xenu" project which is looking to break down some Scientology stuff.

He's an interesting person.

Shit, I'm still probated from something i did March 20th (I said 'Agreed, thread over", or something.. which is a catchphrase, which is probatable) ..

For a month.


Well, if they're so fucking high brow and we're not, GTFO, sweetie.

[TheSix]

Well, the seemingly endless supply of assholes has been way too entertaining for years. This is the only forum that I frequent.

[maxx]

lol this guy who i used to work with at brookstones used to moderate for them back in the day...co-sign to wut airthrow said..seriously...i see this guy and im like damn. its funny their even like that in real life.

[VG Emblem]

Jesus I continue to browse through SA and then it hit me, these are the most motherfucking plain forums I have ever seen. Plain grey layout and boring text. Not to mention that user profiles seemingly don't exist. Wtf.

[FistsofFury]

I like SRK, and I don't feel like introducing myself to another forum. Besides Stormfront, which THE BEST FORUM EVER TIMES INFINITY GAUNTLET.

[VG Emblem]

I like SRK, and I don't feel like introducing myself to another forum. Besides Stormfront, which THE BEST FORUM EVER TIMES INFINITY GAUNTLET.

What's Stormfront?

[abacabb]

Something Awful looks kinda whack. SRk all day.

[TheSix]

What's Stormfront?


Ah yes Stormfront. We were going to raid them last year(if its the same one im thinking about). :rofl:

[VG Emblem]

Ah yes Stormfront. We were going to raid them last year(if its the same one im thinking about). :rofl:
Ok, that's fine and dandy, but...

WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!

[kcxj]

Then, I walked in the mall and found out where she worked. With my purpose in mind(date). Do I go in for the digits there or run into her at the school she goes to or don't bother and leave it to fate?

The first two sound stalker-like, but if that were the case, then I'd Sha Lo Peng that with a carving knife. Not that you've ever seen such a sight in your life. Women come and go, so I would probably leave it to chance.

Both of them have to answer.

...that went well
Who cares what kind of person she thinks you are?

Go right up and make your approach because women find you irresistable anyway, so it's her fault she's stupid enough to turn you down. It doesn't matter if the impression is positive or negative, just MAKE the impression most importantly.

You're different. You're not like all these other loser guys that try to buy her flowers for her affection or compliment how pretty her hair is.

Whatever doesn't kill you, you learn from and it makes you stronger.

I bet people can't even smell the cologne I wear because I spray it on when I'm nude and I'm wearing two shirts over it anyway. Plus I eat Chinese food a lot, so I actually smell more like egg rolls than the fancy cologne. I also work in a casino, so mix in some cigarette smells too.

It doesn't matter though.

I've been acting like the hottest piece of male ass ever to every single women I've been meeting, and yeah, it feels too good. :bgrin:

Use one of those precanned lines from the Deangelo CDs if you can't think of anything situationally original or can't decide when to approach. ANYTHING other than "leave it to fate" (and have her walk out of your life forever).

[kcxj]

Then, I walked in the mall and found out where she worked. With my purpose in mind(date). Do I go in for the digits there or run into her at the school she goes to or don't bother and leave it to fate?

The first two sound stalker-like, but if that were the case, then I'd Sha Lo Peng that with a carving knife. Not that you've ever seen such a sight in your life. Women come and go, so I would probably leave it to chance.

Both of them have to answer.

...that went well
Show up at her work in a tuxedo, flowers in one hand, chocolate in the other, and confess your love.

It's so convenient she works at the mall, so you can get everything you need there already.

[Million]

"heavily moderated" never sounds like fun. If you can get a temp.ban for something like "agreed; thread over.", then fuck that place. I'm on the internet to have fun, basically....which, on a forum, translates to yapping on and on about anything under the sun....of course my favorite topics being hot broads, cartoons, music + tv themes, games, superpowers, and how much I despise human nature and "the game" regarding romance/love/sex. There have been some occasions where even srk feels a bit too restrictive, imo. Wayyy back when I registered here....the big draw immediately was the sense of freedom here. Besides just fighting games...people talked about ANYTHING...and this was quite different to any other forum I had been to at the time. Even the Vs. threads weren't looked down on yet.

It's really quite simple, imo....once a forum has too many rules = it's gobbage, folks. Gobbage.

hmm...random bitch mode:
-Rangerboard.com = very annoying. Apparently you can't have an avatar unless you've made a monetary contribution(!). If a thread you make has been done before it gets locked....this would be understandable....if the thread that came before yours wasn't a few months ago all the way on page 46 or something. It's also full of unreasonably critical people on both sides of the equation of course; people who think everything in the sentai beats everything in PR...or vice versa. Then there's the unreasonably critical people who have forgotten that Power Rangers is still a damn KIDS' SHOW....and they say things like "man, it's been all downhill ever since fuckin Wild Force....horrible actors, bad writing/dialogue, paper thin plots, etc.". Well, yeah, moron. PR has always sucked pretty much if you apply rules and expectations of more mature entertainment for your critiques. (*however...I'd say the SPD cast was the best a PR show has ever had though, seriously.) These people grew up and forgot that PR wasn't going to grow up with them. It would be silly to expect a serious, mature Super Mario Bros. with dark tones, now would it? Really, can you say anything in Ninja Storm was worse than what went down on an average episode from the Mighty Morphin' era? Please.

Gamefaqs --wayyyy too censored. I think even the word "damn" might be outlawed over there. I still only post there once in a blue moon to talk about games that nobody gives a shit about here. (Unreal Champ 2, Viewtiful Joe games, Raze's Hell when it was still played, Destroy All Humans, etc.)

DBZ Bid For Power --probably long dead now....but these were probably the worst forums in the history of the net. It was full of dbz fanboys who would flame you for saying "Bulma" instead of "Bururururururururma" or whatever the fuck the original jpn name is. Then they had flash animation sigs that were huge and even included sounds. Imagine a forum full of people all with sigs like that....now imagine how that was in the late 90s, where I was still on 56k(as were a lot of people back then). = PAIN. It took forever for a page to load, cuz these assholes got whole episodes as their sig animation.

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I went to a certain skirt-blowing forum the other day. I couldn't believe my username/pass still worked! This was funny to me, as I haven't logged in over there since 2001, or 2000!

[phae]

Hahaha aww people getting upset makes me so happy.

I never said SA was "highbrow", we have some total retards there (i dunno WHY some people aren't banned), we have a forum full of "what the FUCK?" (It's called Fuck You and Die), and there are some folks in D&D that are kind of AHVB-ish .. except they get banned for trolling.

There's a difference between a "good" religion thread, where there's actually a debate and people learn - versus a "bad" religion thread, where shit just explodes everywhere. I kind of don't like GD because every time there's a religion thread it just goes out of control.

Also.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9BhQOTYTIc

WDMA does/did exist.

[BornAgainCommunist]

I got a fucking pimple on my stomach. What kind of crazy shit is this? And this shit hurts.

I had one on the inside of one of my eye lids...
I don't know how the fuck that happened, but that was real pain.

[RoninChaos]

Last I checked, religious discussions weren't allowed because they're out of control.

[phae]

Yeah, and it sucks that people here immediately go to blows over anything remotely religion based.

It's the internet, people have different opinions why do you gotta instantly go to flames?

[maxx]

Jesus I continue to browse through SA and then it hit me, these are the most motherfucking plain forums I have ever seen. Plain grey layout and boring text. Not to mention that user profiles seemingly don't exist. Wtf.

u do realize u wont see 99% of what they offer unless u pay. did u miss the giant big blue ad?

[Million]

that's another thing I just don't get...paid membership at forums. I would never pay for that. I've been premium here twice now, if I recall...both times were because someone else bought me the premium status. I appreciated the favors...but paying for an internet forum is something I would never do...perhaps if I were in a well-paid job and could afford to spend on numerous things without really caring, *maybe*.

*currently getting Naruto 101 -125 or so.

*still not sure whether to get the HD cam or the xbox360. If I were still in college, there would be no question...of course I'd get the camera. However, I'm hesitant since I'm unfortunately at a point in life where I wouldn't get as much use out of it....which reminds me yet again of the great harsh truth: Once you graduate college---> It is all downhill from there. Unless of course you get a great job that pays at least high 5 or even 6 figures a year. Outside of that tragically small possibility, everything else after college graduation gets progressively worse....you begin to realize that college was it...that was the high point...and you're on the downward slope now until death. My advice to younger generations will always be the same....go to college(*what kind of fool doesn't these days? Especially when a BS degree has become expected and commonplace like the new HS diploma.)....have a video camera.....have fun...and realize that this is most likely going to be the best 4 years of your life...and nothing afterwards will even come close.

Let's look at what the average person has to look forward to....let's truly analyze the level of Suck going on here:
-Graduation! Yay! Free!

-hmm....can't find a job....dammit...
-*living at home with parents for awhile* (only sucky for guys...as to be a "man" living at home with mommy and/or daddy....you're automatically a pathetic failure in the eyes of our great society. But of course, it's not so bad if you're a woman. It's ok, because they marry up anyway, usually.)
-still can't find a job....it sucks when people always ask you "So what are you doing now?"...and you can only look down in shame "eh...I'm...still looking for a job.."

-you begin to daydream about tearing the eyes out of some of these employers you have interviews with...or threatening the lives of their children.

-depression sets in...soon followed by anger...leading into a beautiful, perfected hatred of this piece of shit we call a world....and of course followed by a measure of painful regret for not doing an internship or something while at college....realizing that mistake has surely doomed you for life.....this is followed by a return to hating the world yet again....the hate grows...

-get a job finally that has absolutely nothing to do with whatever you studied in school. The job of course sucks....not because it is completely irrelevant to your interests...but because it absolutely sucks any way you look at it.

-quit....possibly get another job....it sucks too...just a little less.
-(assuming you are not me) marry someone and accidentally have kids as a side result of regularly scheduled sex....kids = the fun of life over for you. Your professional dreams are completely ruined....especially if it's more than one kid.

-raise the kids....your health gradually becomes worse because of the whole "getting old" thing. Yeah, the human body is a pitifully weak piece of shit.

-in the case of multiple kids = one or more are guaranteed to grow up to be an asswipe piece of garbage, no matter how great a parent you are. Heartbreaking = inevitable. eh, one may succeed though...it's a crapshoot.

-The suck factor of life increases exponentially once you truly start to get "old". Everything you do suddenly becomes snail's pace...even driving. Health begins to fail...and basic senses like hearing and sight become worse. At this point, we can't wait for death....as whatever it brings(possible idealized "heaven" existence....or possible nothingness....or even possible hell?) must be better than this miserable existence.

And there ya go. As those commercials with sucky incidents always say...This is life.

College = you're Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania.
Life After College = no-name jobber status in a random house show that isn't even televised....and you're jobbing to Maven from Tough Enough.

[MadGaffler]

Yea a friend of mine joined S.A. a couple months ago, and he wanted me to join too. He told me you had to pay and I was like fuck that, I had already been lurking here for YEARS. Thats when i decied to make an account, best choice ever. :rock: SRK FOR LIFE!

[JackTenrac!]

Roxie's turn is next.

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It is true that there's a lot of dumbasses here. We know that.

But this place continues to be entertaining, which is why we come back.
Amen, brother. Be banned in the plain and old, and come back again in the new.

Try GundamOfficial. It appears that Bandai or some other force is running the show and closing any thread that doesn't RELATE to the topic of Gundam. Even in general discussion. GENERAL DISCUSSION, folks! Why the hell for and for what? Just because I didn't post "my dog's name is Anaval Gato" or "my ex-girlfriend looks like Nina Pupleton"(which she kinda does, but she's brown. Actually, more like Rachel Berkely), or "my little sister is a b!tch like Flay Allaster", they lock the threads. And the offence they took? oh man. Where should I begin? Warnings and apologies in private messages because THEY felt wronged over a post!

I had that trouble when I was there.

SRK is more casual. More like a Makes you wonder what the MrWizard is like.:tup:

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Speaking of which, I thought about having my own mobile suit. Something on the lines of the Wing Zero or Kou's suit. That way, whenever I look all screwed up by the Zero system, I can say I blazed the biggest tree I ever did...each time...and they'd...BELIEVE ME! hahaha


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Million...I must say, that it's a tie between In Space and Lost Gaxaly for me...seriously. That Jack is too relaxed, indecisive, and underconfident. Shane MIGHT survive a big Red Ranger Rumble. Andros, Leo and T.J. can beat the crap out of Jack without trouble. Heck, even Wes seems to be more serious about this game, so they'd be close to equal footing. And how about Tarzan Cole? He'd rip that kid's dreads right off to turn that boy into Mr. Clean without even using his full tenasidy. Erik would kill him in civilian form.

I would agree with the Wild Force comment even if I was a 12 yr. old again by the grace of the Dragon Ball wish from one of my worst enemies. Jason Frank Thomas even knew this. Still, it shouldn't be taken too seriously(sorry I got carried away). Disney screwed up the rangers franchise(bad music, explosions, horrible continuity, and hell, everything else.), but it shouldn't be bitched about as if the whole world will be effected by it. I wasn't expecting the world of PR to grow into something with a shade moodwise after In Space. Something to remember about PR: after In Space, the rangers were not descendants or upgrades of their previous power ranger designations(i.e. PR > NPR, or ZEO > TURBO > SPACE), nor the enemies related. Dark Spectre died and so did the enemy tie ins also. Yet, in LG, some enemies from the even the original show are present as cameos.

Oh...and I say that NS's constant sillyness and recycled music(I heard these tracks from other cartoons and the growth music sounds as if it was ripped from CVS2's Evil Ending/Gouki Appears theme) fails to make the grade that was acheived by the MMPR. In fact, it's too much to bear.

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...that went well.

[Carpet Lint]

We have the perfect number of members.

Enough so that new discussions are well supported and the place doesn't get stagnant. But there's not too many, so you can still recognize specific posters.

The moderators aren't too Nazi-like either. Perfect blend of factors coming together purely by chance. I don't know if Street Fighter fans just happen to be better for this thing...but considering how little reference it has in most GD discussions, I'm convinced that the fact that this is a Street Fighter forum has no relevance at all.

It could have happened anywhere. But it happened here.

When you run it up to too many people, you get Gaia-syndrome. Everything moves too fast, and you can't even properly troll the place because practically no one enters the same thread again - they just post once and then leave forever. No discussion, and it's chaos everywhere.

I cannot imagine the SA forums to be any good if they have like 70000000,000 members.

[Airthrow]

The mods are here are good except Pryde who closes shit for the stupidest fucking reasons ever after not showing up for extended periods, mad retarded. A thread being stupid/silly is NOT a valid reason for locking it.

[Murt!]

The mods are here are good except Pryde who closes shit for the stupidest fucking reasons ever after not showing up for extended periods, mad retarded. A thread being stupid/silly is NOT a valid reason for locking it.

He bans people constantly too lol.

[kcxj]

I just had two MAJOR personal revelations today.

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1.)

Although they're a depreciating product once they get older, women have it easy because they have tits, ass, and pretty faces.

They don't even have to open their mouths or make eye contact, and men/potential mates are approaching them constantly.

If you're a man on the other hand, you MUST learn how to become a SOCIAL person and understand how women's brains work, or you're going to die alone, never having had ANY mating opportunities.

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2.)

It's not the words I say.

It's HOW I say them.

The things I've been doing like continue looking into a girl's eyes even after she's finished speaking. How I won't introduce myself to girls on the phone but automatically assume that they know who I am and were waiting for my call already. They don't seem like much when you read them on paper, but they're HUGE, and I never realized what an impact seemingly minor things like this has been making on my success with women and dating.

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Can check my blog (http://kcxj.livejournal.com/) in about 30 minutes or so, whoever's interested in what I did today to have these personal epiphanies.

[Million]

heh, it's much more than just "the game" where women have it made in the shade....but of course certain members here would never admit to this reality...simply because they happen to be part of that group in the first place. No woman would ever admit it, really...no matter how otherwise intelligent and "real" they are or claim to be.

As I mentioned a few times before...the woman has the *option* of whether or not she pursues an education beyond high school. Men simply don't have that choice. Women don't have to bother with all that if they don't want to...because they tend to "marry up" or just "date up" anyway. There's also the situations where a woman's word carries much more weight than that of any man...such as a rape accusation. A woman you've never even spoken to before could claim you raped her....just like that, your career, whatever it is...is DONE. Your status in the community most likely is instantly destroyed...simply by an accusation, rather than a conviction. She can destroy your career, and plant the seeds of doubt that could ruin your marriage if you had that going on....she can do all this...simply by the power of her words. A conviction or trial isn't even necessary at this point...the claim itself already did considerable damage. It's not even just rape...

Your girl could claim you hit her....well, Game over for you. People instantly think you're guilty...and you may even catch an unnecessary beat-down from her psycho brothers and other family members....all because she said so.

and of course...The Game.
1. The woman doesn't have to do a goddamn thing but look at least halfway presentable. Oh and no, this doesn't take the huge amount of effort some of you ladies would claim....definitely not in comparison to what the man has to do. You just look good and sit on your ass all day, shooting down guys all day, with little to no effort on your part.

2. The woman gets free meals and trips to the movies for years out of this "game". They have the shit sewn up like a quilt too, where it is a lose-lose situation for the men. a) "We don't EXPECT you to pay." --okay that's bullshit right there....but let's pretend it's real...
b)Fine...I don't pay. ...later on, I don't get to see you ever again, as you're on the phone to your girls going on and on about "girl he aint shit but a cheap bastard. I had to pay!" Nigga please x10.
c) Word gets around, as women were the internet before the internet. It's definitely a bad thing that she's spreading the word that you're nothing but a cheap bastard who won't pay. Fine, be a fucking WHORE then you worthless cunt stain. Die. On a quickie sidenote--this is also why I think it doesn't mean shit if you "get a date". Fuck, even I can get a fucking date. That doesn't mean anything....because women will agree to a "date" just to get a free meal or trip to a movie, or whatever free....they'll rationalize it in their minds by thinking to themselves "it's not really a date...we're just too *friends* out having a good time". This will actually be stated if you confront them about this in whatever way later on.

3. She has the control. It's amusing to me that even some guys are under the tragic misconception that we at any time run shit. The woman has like the Golden Power of Veto, to use a phrase from a reality show nobody watches(but me). She decides whether or not a conversation is allowed to happen. She decides whether or not you get the number. She decides whether or not to give a REAL number. She decides whether you're worth some time, worth nothing...or to be stashed away in the Great Abyss, aka Friend Zone™. She then decides IF there will be a relationship....a 2nd date and so on...she decides if you get to hit it. She decides when there will be a marriage. She then decides when to stir up drama at any point during all this mess. She later decides if there will be kids. Then....she finally decides that it's time for a divorce....and thus...it's time to get as much money out of you as she can(*because she decided that there will be NO pre-nup or else no marriage). If you at any time decide to put your foot down and flat out deny her control of this....she can terminate everything. It's no biggie for her, as there's been a line of guys waiting to hit that on a constant basis ever since she was at least 12. You don't mean shit to her....because she can find another man in exactly 8 seconds.....without actually doing any work, of course.

[Hunter D]

Snip
You are right about a couple of things. For a guy that hates mankind you know a little something.

[maxx]

The mods are here are good except Pryde who closes shit for the stupidest fucking reasons ever after not showing up for extended periods, mad retarded. A thread being stupid/silly is NOT a valid reason for locking it.

pryde's funny he'll says hit like..you guys are like retarded kids and lock the shit and then we dont see him or hear from him for like another 2 months. if he doesnt like somehting it gets locked...its not the fact that we are breaking any rules..its the fact he just doesnt like it personally.

[Roxie]

Roxie's turn is next.
:confused: Uh, for what?

[VG Emblem]

u do realize u wont see 99% of what they offer unless u pay. did u miss the giant big blue ad?
No I saw it and that's another reason why I hesitate to join. Those forums already have way too may categories and threads and shit and if there's a whole lot more that just seems like a headache.

I'm happy with SRK and the other forum I frequent is also a REALLY good forum but most of you here wouldn't even register there due to it being somewhat of a "Nintendo" forum.

I also have my own forums and I seriously hope that doesn't get more than 100k members...

[Rico!]

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I knew all this already, but you just reminded me how I'm just a pawn in thier games! RAH!!

And this has been said by someone else in this forum: An extremely average/ugly girl can have slept with an unbeleivable amount of guys whereas an average/ugly guy will still need a lot of game to get laid.

[JackTenrac!]

<3

Oh oh! phae's back. :D

...ok kxcj and Roxie, I'll paint a situation:

I just met a college student who gets about a 8.3 and didn't go for the contact information because I just wanted directions and my hair was terrible. No game at all.

Then, I walked in the mall and found out where she worked. With my purpose in mind(date). Do I go in for the digits there or run into her at the school she goes to or don't bother and leave it to fate?

The first two sound stalker-like, but if that were the case, then I'd Sha Lo Peng that with a carving knife. Not that you've ever seen such a sight in your life. Women come and go, so I would probably leave it to chance.

Both of them have to answer.

...that went well

Your turn to answer this.

[TheSix]

Snip snip cut


:wasted: Damn.



she's been flirting back, so now it's ON.

I sit down and haven't said anything yet.

Her: "Hey! My boy!"

(She's been getting such a kick out of me making fun of how old she is by calling her "Mom", SHE'S the one starting the joke up again whenever we see each other. It's getting kind of annoying actually.)

Me: "GRAND-mom. How are you?"

(I steal her food, not just a little piece, but as in take her entire plate.)

Me: "This for me?"

She looks at me like WTF am I doing?

Her: "OK, you can have it."

Me: "I'm serious."

Her: "Yeah"

Me: "Alright."

So I eat all her food, and then when I need to go, instead of being the nice guy and cleaning up the plate, I hand the plate back to her ALONG with the extra garbage I brought to the table myself.

Me: "Thanks."

And then I walk off without even acknowledging her, as she sits there wondering what the hell kind of guy am I to do such ballsy and ridiculous things to her.

She actually threw away my garbage for me too... lol.

....asshole? :lol: That would go horribly wrong if I even attempted that.

[L1qu1d]

i've never done this before, but there is this cute chick that is sexy as hell and over the past 2 weeks has been sparkin conversation with me, she complains about how stupid her boyfriend is and how he gives her headaches all the time. Now ive developed an attraction to her, and tomorrow i'm gonna start flirting with her like crazy....hopefully get with her by the end of the week(if i can get her to chill) now i'm not close with her boyfriend, we've done bussiness together he's a straight dude, but is it wrong for me to break them up so i can get with her?(even if you guys say no, i'm still probably gonna try just cause ive always wanted to bang a really short chick and this girl is SO god damn fine, but i still want your input, might help in certain ways)

[Lantis]

Well, if they're so fucking high brow and we're not, GTFO, sweetie.

Well, someone had to say it....

Yeah, and it sucks that people here immediately go to blows over anything remotely religion based.

It's the internet, people have different opinions why do you gotta instantly go to flames?

Religion and politics are always touchy subjects. Are you implying that everyone is tolerant in SA? :rolleyes:

[L1qu1d]

i was banned from SA....SA is wack now anyway didn't they get rid of all the good shit

[maxx]

i was banned from SA....SA is wack now anyway didn't they get rid of all the good shit

lol like porn..only reason i signed up and it was gone by the time i got there waste of 10 bucks.

[Airthrow]

I think you guys are wasting your time trying to talk sense to Phae, I already tried asking her why she wouldn't dump the asshole neglectful boyfriend she writes about in her LJ angstilly about all the time and got chewed out.

[phae]

I think you guys are wasting your time trying to talk sense to Phae, I already tried asking her why she wouldn't dump the asshole neglectful boyfriend she writes about in her LJ angstilly about all the time and got chewed out.

One thing, I didn't chew you out, I said if you were tired of hearing about my issues with him you could stop reading my LJ.

I just stated the facts, good sir. My livejournal is 99% angst and overdramatic bullshit because if I didn't write it down i'd honestly forget - and there are good entries too. I am sorry you were on the outer circle of my friendslist that you didn't get to read all the good stuff.

My livejournal is so intense I document every time I have sex, every time i leave my house, what i eat every day, and lots of little shit like that. Why? because if I didn't, I'd lose my fucking head.

No one is trying to 'talk sense' into me about SA, or anything like that at all - they are giving their side of the argument and I'm agreeing. If I didn't already know what the SA forums were like (A friend of my ex boyfriends is a goon), I would not have registered.

As re: the Files on SA.. here's the full story.. in another post. I gotta seriously type this shit out.

[Dan?]

Speaking of SA, I was inspired by the Nerf Army and have purchased two Nerf Mavericks(reference: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002UP0IA/103-1919368-6432668?v=glance. I basically own Nerf magnums now, and plan on modding them heavily.

Is is blasphemous to love SA and SRK?

Why can't I date two internet forums at once? I don't see why that makes me a slut.

[VG Emblem]

Tell me, Phae, if you actually purchase an account on SA, does the site still look as horribly plain?

[maxx]

greatest supervillain name ever: THE BLACK COCK....and yes he's in a bird costume.

[Lantis]

Is is blasphemous to love SA and SRK?

Why can't I date two internet forums at once? I don't see why that makes me a slut.

Nah, no problem in doing that. I actually browse *3* forums, as a matter of fact.

It's just coming back here and saying shit like "Hah hah, these forums dissed you guys, they are SO UBER COOL!" that really rubs people the wrong way.

[Dan?]

Nah, no problem in doing that. I actually browse *3* forums, as a matter of fact.

It's just coming back here and saying shit like "Hah hah, these forums dissed you guys, they are SO UBER COOL!" that really rubs people the wrong way.

I prefer to rub people the right way.[/Ambiguous]

[abacabb]

My sister just came back from Paris. She bought me a Jack Daniels t-shirt. Now, if i only had some boos to christen this shirt.

[phae]

They diss almost EVERY forum. SRK has it's shining moments of hilarity - and then there are moments when it just becomes 'oh god shut up', which makes me thankful there's a catchphrase clause on SA.. I never have to hear about happycat, fiestacat, chuck norris, steven seagal, or "oh ____-chan, what won't you do", or any shit like that. I mean, I love a lot of the guys on GD.. but there are some I could do without, and everyone has shining moments of "durrr.."

Ok, time for a lesson on "Where Da Moviez At?", formerly known as the "BitTorrent Barnyard" subforum of SomethingAwful. This shit is LONG.

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After "Napstergate" and people realized how horrible "Kazaa" was, people started using BitTorrent.

SomethingAwful had a subforum known as the "BitTorrent Barnyard" (BTB), and the smaller subforums "No MP3s" (NMP3) and "Don't Post Porn Here" (DPPH). After a while, the administration started to notice a large section of registering users were joining SomethingAwful's forums JUST for the file sharing. With that, Lowtax shut down the
BTB, and "Where Da Moviez At?" (WDMA) was created instead.


WDMA was run by Radium, the SomethingAwful server admin/tech guy(I think), with no direct link to SomethingAwful, and Lowtax himself. As time went on, the users of WDMA decided that a front was needed in order to keep people from realizing that WDMA was actually a large-scale file sharing forum. The front page became something for the "Washer and Dryer Maintenance Association", and there was a tiny "Webmail" link if you scrolled down to the bottom of the page - clicking on it gave you a U/P screen, but that too looked to be a part of the "Washer and Dryer Maintenance Association".

WDMA had really strict rules - the biggest one was "Do not talk about WDMA outside of WDMA", which constantly lead to WDMA being nicknamed "Fight Club". Anyone caught breaking this rule was banned immediately, but sometimes people mentioning it on other forums were pardoned from the banhammer if they removed any trace mention of WDMA. The rule worked out well, and WDMA remained a secret for the most part.

Warez were never outright shared on WDMA - books, music, movies, porn and TV shows were. There was once a secret warez forum on WDMA which people had access to ONLY if they had the exact URL. It wasn't available from the forum index page of WDMA, and a lot of people never knew about it. It was the Fight Club within the Fight Club. The Warez forum got shut down when FYAD (Fuck You and Die) sent screenshots of the Half-Life 2 torrent to a game manufacturer. The screens may have never been sent, but FYAD said it was, and that was enough to take down the warez portion.

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The Downfall of WDMA:

WDMA started it's decline when a guy (Ryan Lord, possibly Darth Vadar, unsure) posted homegrown porn of him and a girlfriend on another site. Even though he asked that community not to share it, it wound up on lots of other sites - including WDMA. He threatened to complain to the FBI, the RIAA and several IDMB message boards in reference to WDMA and Lowtax (who had NO relation to WDMA)

Even though WDMA had gotten no warnings, it closed down. Within a week, it was back - and forum drama was forbidden. The site never gained back full speed - and they closed. On August 8th, 2005 the site's front page changed letting people know that WDMA was indeed gone forever.

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Now:

Mentioning WDMA will probably get you outright permabanned. Any information about it is nearly impossible to find. There's a youtube movie someone made referring WDMA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9BhQOTYTIc), which references the Wikipedia entry and it's VERY swift deletion thanks to the numerous SomethingAwful members who frequent Wikipedia.

There is a SApedia (An onforum reference for all things that have happened) about WDMA, and that is undeniable proof that the monstrosity existed until August 2005.
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And that, my friends.. is what happened to SA's filesharing subforums and offshoot side - WDMA.

Ironically enough, if it wasn't for the BTB and WDMA, SA probably would not be as big or as well known as it is today.

Oh yeah - Now, SA has a public tracker called Alluvion. It's not that great. e_e;

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In other news, my stepmom and dad have a wedding to go to together next week.. kind of ironic when next month he's flying to Germany to be with his girlfriend.. and this summer he's moving to England permantly. I'm glad he's going, i'm tired of his deadbeat ass and his fucking abuse on my stepmom and brother.

[1]

Was superaids a replacement for a while in a subforum called Juarez?

[Bowling Pin]

Holy shit, I just discovered the path to world peace. It's simple. It's deceptively simple. In fact, more than likely every man on earth has posited the one true path to peace and good will towards all humanity. And, just as we've known all along, it's women's fault we haven't reached it yet.

Okay. Anecdote time. I was in the middle of class once and I forgot to bring a pencil with me to jot down some notes. I ask the girl sitting next to me, "'scuse me, do you have a pencil I may borrow?" She responded, "yeah, sure," and lent me an extra pencil.

See how easy that was? Let's take this further.

In an ideal world, the world closest to peace and justice, I could ask the same girl, "excuse me, can you spare some head?" She would, if not inconvenienced, politely oblige me and proceed to lick my dick.

That's it. That's our destined path, ladies and gentlemen.

IN A WORLD WHERE THERE IS LOVE, PEACE AND HAPPINESS, GIVING BLOWJOBS SHOULD BE A SOCIALLY ACCEPTED FORM OF POLITENESS.

Men and women would no longer feel pressured to get into relationships. Neither man or woman would have to endure the bullshit drama that results from them. Hell, if women gave head generously, I think that WOMEN COULD ACTUALLY HAVE GENUINE MALE FRIENDS WITHOUT ANY ULTERIOR MOTIVES. Hell, ulterior motives would have no reason to exist. Jealousy? How the fuck can men get jealous and kick each other's asses if oral sex becomes a natural resource?

What the fuck are you people waiting for?! Each blowjob is one step closer for Jesus coming back to Earth!

[Azrael]

2. The woman gets free meals and trips to the movies for years out of this "game". They have the shit sewn up like a quilt too, where it is a lose-lose situation for the men. a) "We don't EXPECT you to pay." --okay that's bullshit right there....but let's pretend it's real...
b)Fine...I don't pay. ...later on, I don't get to see you ever again, as you're on the phone to your girls going on and on about "girl he aint shit but a cheap bastard. I had to pay!" Nigga please x10.
c) Word gets around, as women were the internet before the internet. It's definitely a bad thing that she's spreading the word that you're nothing but a cheap bastard who won't pay.
I haven't paid for a date in years. My dating life improved tremendously once I did stop paying for dates.

If I'm dating a girl and want to treat her, I'll pay every now and then. But during the initial dating stages, I don't pay. Why should I? The only girls who've copped attitude about this are the ones I wouldn't want to date anyway. Like I said, my dating life improved soooooo much once I stopped paying.

That's it. That's our destined path, ladies and gentlemen.

IN A WORLD WHERE THERE IS LOVE, PEACE AND HAPPINESS, GIVING BLOWJOBS SHOULD BE A SOCIALLY ACCEPTED FORM OF POLITENESS.
:rofl: That reminds me of a disturbing thought I had recently.

Why the fuck do I like tits so much? I mean, it's not like they do anything specific for me. But I could happily work a nice set of tits for hours.

Then I thought, it must be conditioning. For the first few years of my life, I depended on tits for food. ...FOOD! Anytime I was hungry, it was time for a tit. Even if it wasn't mom, it was a baby bottle shaped like a nipple. And these are the first years of my life! That's got to leave one hell of an imprint.

So then...yep...what if we made baby bottles...shaped like the male anatomy...for young baby girls? (I warned you, it was a disturbing thought). Nothing too detailed, just the basic shape. Could we fashion a woman who loves the cock as much as I love tits? Unfortunately, this plan would have had to have been put into effect 25+ years ago to do me any good.

[abacabb]

That's kind of nasty Az.

[Bowling Pin]

Say, Az. What went behind your selection of the Team Staircase roster? You/Ronin/Me/Slide is an interesting combination. I think I see a gradient in this formation, as to what we're known for.

Realness - Ronin
-------------Azrael
-------------Pin
Art ---------Slide

[Azrael]

...Yeah, I know. ...Like I said, disturbing thought.

Anyway, I'm in the process of redesigning my site. I came up with an idea, and I liked it at first but now I'm losing steam on it. Maybe I can get some feedback from y'all?

Old site: http://www.outpostnine.com

New idea: http://www.outpostnine.com/Az/newmockup.jpg

EDIT:
^ Hmm, I hadn't noticed that. I was just going for the quality members whom were left, and then Ronin got freed up and that was real cool. I'm happy with the way things worked out.

[FistsofFury]

This is probably going to sound dumb but I'd make the title graphic look like a flashing neon 'Eat At Joes' ish sign. I know when I think of the phrase 'Outpost 9' I think of a small restaurant/bar in the midlle of nowhere in the futuristic colonized space.

[abacabb]

I like the new design for your site. Makes it seem more than just an after thought.

[VG Emblem]

This is probably going to sound dumb but I'd make the title graphic look like a flashing neon 'Eat At Joes' ish sign. I know when I think of the phrase 'Outpost 9' I think of a small restaurant/bar in the midlle of nowhere in the futuristic colonized space.

Sadly enough, I think the same thing.

[Taito]

:rofl: That reminds me of a disturbing thought I had recently.

Why the fuck do I like tits so much? I mean, it's not like they do anything specific for me. But I could happily work a nice set of tits for hours.

Then I thought, it must be conditioning. For the first few years of my life, I depended on tits for food. ...FOOD! Anytime I was hungry, it was time for a tit. Even if it wasn't mom, it was a baby bottle shaped like a nipple. And these are the first years of my life! That's got to leave one hell of an imprint.

So then...yep...what if we made baby bottles...shaped like the male anatomy...for young baby girls? (I warned you, it was a disturbing thought). Nothing too detailed, just the basic shape. Could we fashion a woman who loves the cock as much as I love tits? Unfortunately, this plan would have had to have been put into effect 25+ years ago to do me any good.
:rofl: I expected this from Million, not you.

[Airthrow]

No, I'm obsessed with tits as well but I was bottle fed, it's just part of being a man.

[Shade]

This weekend was the Alumni Weekend for my college. An interesting weekend I had. Which gets me to some randomness (I'm very slizzard right now!!!)

Why the fuck are clubs so fucking hawt? I mean, sweating chicks are cool, but not stinky musty ones.

We threw a pool party (My Frat), and WHY THE FUCK cant black ppl get along?It was cool as hell, but what do ya know. Fuckers always wanna fight (some bitch came to OUR party, and started shit with our Sorority (SP!??!) sisters, making that dumb bitches' ppl jump stupid (males), and so did we. Dumb broad. Po-Po came and shut it down quick. Fuck. I didnt even EAT (we had BAR-B-Q goin', and I was serving ;_;).

And shit, FUCK this hay-fever. Alergies(SP!?) are weak-sauce. Fuck them. Its a pain in the ass to sneeze, and rub the shit out of my nose and eyes every 5 seconds.

[phae]

Fuck allergies..

fuck my Nasonex. I can't bear to use it half the time. :'(

[Azrael]

This is probably going to sound dumb but I'd make the title graphic look like a flashing neon 'Eat At Joes' ish sign. I know when I think of the phrase 'Outpost 9' I think of a small restaurant/bar in the midlle of nowhere in the futuristic colonized space.

The original concept design for the site was to have it be like a bar/cafe and clicking on various things (like a bar stool or a jukebox or a toaster or something) would take you to the different parts of the site. ...That's way past my programming abilities though.


:rofl: I expected this from Million, not you.
It is kind of a Million-esque thought, isn't it?

No, I'm obsessed with tits as well but I was bottle fed, it's just part of being a man.
Yeah but baby bottles are still shaped like nipples.

I know I shouldn't question the obsession, but sometimes I just wonder. I'll be in the middle of it too and be thinking "Why the fuck do I love this so much?" Why isn't anybody devoting any studies to this?

[Taito]

Claritin is my god during hay fever season..

[FistsofFury]

Man...Here here to the hate of allergies. Tonight I blew my nose on my hankerchief (always keep one in my back left pocket) and there was blood on it. I hate it when that happens, I always feel like I have TB or I'm a coke head or I'm gonna die somehow, even if it is a fairly common thing.

[RoninChaos]

*snip*

I know how you could overhaul your site; kick all those douche bags out of your forum. I can help.

I'm a fucking SUPER GENIUS.

[VG Emblem]

Today was Easter. It was a fairly good Easter, got one of those spiffy chocolate eggs and ate some delicious cake.

Tomorrow is back to school, man fuck that. This has been the shortest week in like, ever. And why only a week? That's some retarded bullshit right there, if it's called Spring Break, it should begin when Spring does and end when Spring does. I rather like the idea of a 3 month break.

Bah but the school system is retarded so off I go to school tomorrow. :sad:

[kcxj]

....asshole? :lol: That would go horribly wrong if I even attempted that.
Yeah, don't even think about attempting anything like that until you have your body language, voice tone, and your style/physical sex appeal down first. When do you anything crazy like this, I've learned the hard way that you have to go all out and HONESTLY believe 100% that the girl is in love with you already too. The reason so many guys become miserable and say something doesn't work (or doesn't work just for them) is because they try whatever smooth move, but they half assed it or didn't have the inner confidence required to pull it off successfully yet.

If she really thought I was an asshole, then how was I sitting there in her HOUSE having a cup of tea with her the next day? I've built up such good rapport with her husband that he's inviting to drinking parties later in the night, and the best part is, he invites all the Asian cuties from work that I'm love with already (and write nasty sex thoughts on my LJ about) too.

Just remember that there is no such thing as failures, only learning experiences, but make SURE you learned what you needed to learn from whatever experience happens to you.

-------

I wasn't even trying to talk to this girl today, and she started the conversation with me first. What ended up with me just wanting to eat my food during my break, turned into me sitting down with a complete stranger... she's starts talking to me out of nowhere, and 5 minutes later I'm playing with her hand, flirting with her, and having a good time.

I didn't get any sort of contact info from her unfortunately. That was a big mistake because I'm back from work now and I'm thinking about her. I'm going to write down what I think about her right now.

--------

Every guy needs to start keeping a journal. I've been using it to keep track of what stuff I've been doing with what girls, and how long ago I last interacted with them, so I can stay unpredictable and make sure I'm only seeing them once or twice a week.

I'm going to want a beautiful wife, 2.5 children, a house, and all that shit eventually... I'm doing NOTHING for myself unless I live for NOW and audition as many women as possible and practice my skills to one day attract that one I've been looking for all my life.

[Taito]

The chick I'm going out with makes those Girls Gone Wild girls look like puritanical squares.. She went out Sunday night to a club in Cambridge at 12AM.. and at the time of this writing (Monday at 1PM) she's in London, high on white and booze, and still out clubhopping.. she's a nice girl when she's sober, but this isn't gonna last much longer..

EDIT: Actually I find out it was MDMA, not cocaine..

[VG Emblem]

I can't stop guys. I can't stop.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13036906
Quoting so I don't lose this link because it's gold lol.

[Pryde]

The mods are here are good except Pryde who closes shit for the stupidest fucking reasons ever after not showing up for extended periods, mad retarded. A thread being stupid/silly is NOT a valid reason for locking it.


You got a problem with the way I mod? Then don't post in my forums, that's all. I'm always around, but just because you don't see me modding, it doesn't mean I'm not modding. People like you are ignorant. I'm a global moderator and I have to constantly roam around each board, so I prefer to turn my attention to one section at a time. Why do you think I'm still a mod? Do you think I just show up anytime I want to just to lock threads and ban people? As for me closing certain threads, I do it mainly, if it answers people's question, if it's a duplicate, or it has already served it's purpose. Is that so wrong? We moderators on here have our own way of moderating. RC doesn't like religion threads, or racist comments on here. I have my own stuff, but I'm fair the way I moderate.

Maxx: As for me for banning people. People break the rules, I just regulate, is that so wrong? I don't give anyone special treatment here. Just be glad I'm lenient on most of the people who I ban, cuz I give out short tem bans, unlike other mods on here, who ban from 3 months to a perm ban. Where as I give out mostly 2 week bans.

[maxx]

You got a problem with the way I mod? Then don't post in my forums, that's all. I'm always around, but just because you don't see me modding, it doesn't mean I'm not modding. People like you are ignorant. I'm a global moderator and I have to constantly roam around each board, so I prefer to turn my attention to one section at a time. Why do you think I'm still a mod? Do you think I just show up anytime I want to just to lock threads and ban people? As for me closing certain threads, I do it mainly, if it answers people's question, if it's a duplicate, or it has already served it's purpose. Is that so wrong? We moderators on here have our own way of moderating. RC doesn't like religion threads, or racist comments on here. I have my own stuff, but I'm fair the way I moderate.

Maxx: As for me for banning people. People break the rules, I just regulate, is that so wrong? I don't give anyone special treatment here. Just be glad I'm lenient on most of the people who I ban, cuz I give out short tem bans, unlike other mods on here, who ban from 3 months to a perm ban. Where as I give out mostly 2 week bans.

wasn't talking about bans, i was talking about ur locking threads. from what i've seen the only bans u gave were youtube thread related. and they made sense-ish.

[Pryde]

so....other than closing the salad thread in gd, wat other threads are you guys whining about now. If it's FGD, usually SK handles it over there and I lay down the hammer or physically delete threads, insteada "soft" deleting threads. Keep in mind, I'm a global mod, so forgive me for not being able to modding everywhere at one time. and also forgive me for having a life also.

[maxx]

so....other than closing the salad thread in gd, wat other threads are you guys whining about now. If it's FGD, usually SK handles it over there and I lay down the hammer or physically delete threads, insteada "soft" deleting threads. Keep in mind, I'm a global mod, so forgive me for not being able to modding everywhere at one time. and also forgive me for having a life also.

i only hang in the general discussion forum...so i've only seen ur handy work there. no one is knocking u for having a life. but from what i can tell u tend to swoop in for a few days being a mod and leave in the night but i didn't know u were a global mod and u've explained that. so it can just be with that.

[Roxie]

Your turn to answer this.

I just met a college student who gets about a 8.3 and didn't go for the contact information because I just wanted directions and my hair was terrible. No game at all.
Wait, what? Where were you? Do you know each other at all? In passing or anything?


Then, I walked in the mall and found out where she worked. With my purpose in mind(date). Do I go in for the digits there or run into her at the school she goes to or don't bother and leave it to fate?
Well, where does she work? Is it some where you'd shop or look for a gift for someone else? Do you go to the same school?

I need more information.

[Roxie]

I had to go to work yesterday. 7am-3:30pm

I work for the hardware recieve call and dispatch call center for IBM. We manage the entire easteren seaboard and the south. People call us for one of two reasons.

1. To place a service call b/c their machine is broken
2. To check up on the progress of their prieviously placed service call.

Engineers (we call CE's) also call us for various things. Looking for new calls, old calls, msgs, to be transfered..we're basically their babysite--I mean "secretaries".

So it's like, Easter. On the weekends we work from what we call "scratchpads" these sp's hold all the info about what ce's are working that weekend. Since most ce's do not work weekends.

It's like this

Sunday 8am-9pm
Large System Machines: tC18 (the ce's go by "territories")

So all day sunday during my 8-3:30, C18 will be taking ALL Large System calls.

Simple..

So how come mr. C18 says he's NT (not trained) on THREE of these calls!? I'm like "what the hell are you tr (trained) on then?!"

When a CE says s/he can't handle a call, for whatever reason (in fact one of the reasons I heard was "I've got stuff to do for Easter". Gee. I wish *I* could stop working cause I've got holiday stuff), we have to do a DC (directed call out).

This means we have call the people who would work on these machines during the regular week. Meaning, we call people ON THEIR OFF DAY to ask to them to come in and work! What's even worse, is that this is EASTER!!!! Do you think anyone's going to come out? NO! And of course, when I start the DC, either I get no one on the phone -or- they just say "no." And there's nothing I can do about that.

No after we call these people, usually about 3 or 4 people who have a pager, cell, and home # that we have to call, we're supposed to hand the call over the National Duty Managers (NDMs) to handle. They're supposed to say "Ok. I'll take care of it."

But do they? NO.

They tell us to go down the tr list. Which on average contains at least 12 peoeple (or more!). So now we have to call 12 more ppl at 3 phone numbers each.

Forget that other calls might be coming that need to be assigned to other egineers or that people might be waiting on the phones...no. Now we have to dial (at least! and I do mean least) 36 phone numbers.

And this guy! C18, does this THREE TIMES!!! ON EASTER!

Then we're supposed to call the TL (team lead or assistant manager) to ask them for guidence. Most often they just give us MORE people to call and then tell us to call the team manager if we can't get anyone. Which inevitably happens and then, finally, after an hour of calling and getting no one, the NDMs finally handles it.


NO ONE but us does the job we're supposed to. Everyone can put thier responsibilities on us and we have absolutely no recourse. We can't say "no" and are advised to apologize even when we aren't wrong! They blame us for everything that might've gone wrong, even if they could've stopped it! We get shit on by everyone. I'm sick of it! $12 an hour just isn't enough for all the bullshit we have to put up with.

We're at the gotdamn bottom of the hill and you know what rolls down hill.

And I haven't even mentioned the customers that can't understand english. No, no they're not forgien or anything. They're just dumbasses.

Like this one guy was upset b/c the part that was delievered to his house was delayed b/c it got delievered to the wrong address. I tell him, i'll put a note on the call with the correct address and delivery instructions.

He's fine with that. However, he wants service TODAY.

I tell him I'll let the CE know about this and the delivery mishap. I'll also put a note on the call to have the CE call him A.S.A.P.!! The CE will call him back and they can discuss having the parts to be re-delievered and an eta for service today.

This seems reasonable, right?

His response?






"I don't understand." :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby:
I repeat myself.

"I don't get it," he replies.


WTF IS THERE NOT TO GET?! He decides he wants to speak to an NDM. I say, "sure, but it make take up to 2 minutes or more to hold for one." He agrees. Then hangs up before the NDM can pick up.

My job makes my acid reflux, that I'd even forgotten I have, flair up. Oh and dear God, don't ask for a day off. Yes, I only work fri-sun, but I go to school mon-thurs. I'm up 7 days a week, NOT A DAY OFF.

real convo with my manager

me: I'll need a weekend 4 weeks from now in order to complete my finals.
her: but you just took a whole weekend off 5 weeks ago. You only work the weekends, anyway.

As if that magically changes things.

Oh and then I ask her about working full time once school is out. She acts like I missed that chance once I started working part time and I can never, never, ever, ever, ever go back.

This chick keeps telling us 'be professional". How about this bitch told one my co-workers, her subordinate that she was going to fire one of us. She told my co-worker the name! How fucking professional is that?

At work, where whole hours can pass without ANY work at all needing to be done or any calls coming in, we cannot:

listen to music
read a book
talk to each other on the phone
use the internet
talk to our aim buddies through our in-house aim intergrated chat program.

They monitor EVERYTHING you do on the phone, on the computer, and all of your breaks. Every minute must be accounted for. We under the tightest and brightest of microscopes.

Oh, but according to my manager I'm one of the best, most reliable there. But how much can that count for? It just means I'm the first in line at the bottom of the hill. And you know what rolls down hill.


After that, I went to my cousin's house for Easter dinner. Everyone was nice and the food was good. At home I had a lovely chat with my father about my lack of agressiveness in learning how to drive. Because I don't sneak in a lesson any where and every where I can, I (obviously) don't care. Being busy with school and work are NO excuse! And waiting till I'm done with school in 3 weeks, so I devote all my time to driving is just a procrastination tactic. Even if I say it isn't, it is--so he says. And that if I'm too busy to learn, he's too busy to take me anywhere.

Then went to go see Inside Man (again :D) with my b/f and had a great time

[Taito]

The 'disco' level in Streets of Rage 3 has to have some of the shittiest VG music on earth..

[marcusg]

The 'disco' level in Streets of Rage 3 has to have some of the shittiest VG music on earth..

Everything on Streets of Rage 3 is shitty.

[arcticninja]

I'm having an insane day at work. I really hope I get that other job I applied for cause I'm seriously going nuts here.

Why the fuck to people wait until the last minute to do their taxes?


...seriously.

[RoninChaos]

You got a problem with the way I mod? Then don't post in my forums, that's all. I'm always around, but just because you don't see me modding, it doesn't mean I'm not modding. People like you are ignorant. I'm a global moderator and I have to constantly roam around each board, so I prefer to turn my attention to one section at a time. Why do you think I'm still a mod? Do you think I just show up anytime I want to just to lock threads and ban people? As for me closing certain threads, I do it mainly, if it answers people's question, if it's a duplicate, or it has already served it's purpose. Is that so wrong? We moderators on here have our own way of moderating. RC doesn't like religion threads, or racist comments on here. I have my own stuff, but I'm fair the way I moderate.

Maxx: As for me for banning people. People break the rules, I just regulate, is that so wrong? I don't give anyone special treatment here. Just be glad I'm lenient on most of the people who I ban, cuz I give out short tem bans, unlike other mods on here, who ban from 3 months to a perm ban. Where as I give out mostly 2 week bans.

Temp bans are for pussies! Fuck em! lol

[Roxie]

I'm having an insane day at work. I really hope I get that other job I applied for cause I'm seriously going nuts here.

Why the fuck to people wait until the last minute to do their taxes?


...seriously.
Cause they owe money, like me...That's nother thing this job fucked up. They insisted I didn't have to pay taxes b/c I'm a student, even after I told them that I get claimed on other ppl's taxes. So now I have to pay $600+ in back taxes.

FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

See how easy that was? Let's take this further.

In an ideal world, the world closest to peace and justice, I could ask the same girl, "excuse me, can you spare some head?" She would, if not inconvenienced, politely oblige me and proceed to lick my dick.

That's it. That's our destined path, ladies and gentlemen.

IN A WORLD WHERE THERE IS LOVE, PEACE AND HAPPINESS, GIVING BLOWJOBS SHOULD BE A SOCIALLY ACCEPTED FORM OF POLITENESS.

Men and women would no longer feel pressured to get into relationships. Neither man or woman would have to endure the bullshit drama that results from them. Hell, if women gave head generously, I think that WOMEN COULD ACTUALLY HAVE GENUINE MALE FRIENDS WITHOUT ANY ULTERIOR MOTIVES. Hell, ulterior motives would have no reason to exist. Jealousy? How the fuck can men get jealous and kick each other's asses if oral sex becomes a natural resource?

What the fuck are you people waiting for?! Each blowjob is one step closer for Jesus coming back to Earth!

Someone get this man some television coverage.

Seriously.

[JackTenrac!]

I'm having an insane day at work. I really hope I get that other job I applied for cause I'm seriously going nuts here.

Why the fuck to people wait until the last minute to do their taxes?


...seriously.

When is OUR taxes due, btw? (Ontario)

...that went well.

[phae]

day old easter food fucking OWNS.

I'm eating ham and it's top tier.

[*InVeRs3*]

Who in their right minds call people NEWBS. That's the worst insult ive ever heard.

[TheSix]

You know what annoys me? When its raining but sunny at the same time. I mean seriously.....WTF?

[Rico!]

Here's a question: how come when I'm pissed and don't want anyone around me every fucking person I know decides to try and hang around me??? I'm clearly in a very angry mood, I'm saying cold hearted things in a very sarcastic tone, and I'm not laughing or smiling at all. Don't people get it that I want to be left alone for a bit instead of seeing their ugly faces?


Note that I'm not actually angry at all today. This is just what happens on days when I really am angry and I want to know why...

today was actually one of these days. I'm busy minding my own business and some girl kept calling me and my cellphone and a bunch of motherfuckers i know kept trying to chat with me. DO I LOOK LIKE I'M IN A CHATTING MOOD?!?!?

I needed to get that off my chest.

[Million]

I think Emma Watson is coming along quite nicely. That's another one we need to keep a close eye on....she's evolving to become something QUITE interesting very, very soon.

*Peanut Butter Passion Ice Cream, folks. oh, my taste buds have orgasmed. As usual, it was a struggle to stop. That stuff is so good, it seems like it should be illegal.

[Bowling Pin]

What the fuck is the point of a Philly's Blunt? You can't even get a high off these pieces of shit. It's like, the oregano fake-out of tobacco. The only decent (cheap) cigar I've tasted is this honey flavored one... I Winnie the Poohed that shit down.

---

Why the hell are bugs so resiliant? I see bugs fall to the ground a distance equivalent to a skyscraper for us, but they get right back up and shrug that shit off. It's like Joe's Apartment, these fuckers are hard.

---

I'm a clerk at a library at my university, and our most popular item besides Harry Potter books has to be our Dell laptops. Everyone's trying to cop one. Ever since we've lent them out overnight, we now have about six of our 18 laptops busted. At the rate we're going, by the end of the month our laptops'll be gone... GGPO. I'm so fucking tired of the patrons, especially the uptight girls, who borrow these sons of bitches. Once I had to deal with this self-centered Indian girl who checked out a laptop while talking to some guy about a project for a business class. She acted as if she were so on top of shit... but if she really were, why the fuck couldn't she buy her own laptop? Like, even a shitty one? I have a laptop, and I'm Slacker Extraordinaire.

I should've asked her if she could spare some head.

---

Do 12 year olds belong on the Internet? I see no reason why not, as long as a parent occasionally monitors their conduct. However, DISCUSSING VIDEO GAMES SHOULD BE ILLEGAL UNTIL YOU ARE AT LEAST 16 YEARS OF AGE. There. I said it.

[kcxj]

Fuck!

It's hard as hell to pick up girls in public places when you don't have any male friends to go out with you. It's blogged (http://kcxj.livejournal.com) for whoever wants to read how painfully I crashed and struck out tonight. I know I'm way too good already, but I am only one man after all, so the public places thing isn't as easy as getting my game on when I'm at work.

=====

Hey, I need some opinions on the picture I'm about to throw onto my Myspace so I can troll for internet girls. So the girls here that don't hate me, gay guys, or Bears and Az's, I'd like a hot or not opinion.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Kang.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Kang2.jpg

Which one should I use? Thanks.

[Dan?]

Why the hell are bugs so resiliant? I see bugs fall to the ground a distance equivalent to a skyscraper for us, but they get right back up and shrug that shit off. It's like Joe's Apartment, these fuckers are hard.

My shoe says they aren't. *squish*

[abacabb]

I think Emma Watson is coming along quite nicely. That's another one we need to keep a close eye on....she's evolving to become something QUITE interesting very, very soon.
You sound like Mr. Sinister.:lol:

[FistsofFury]

What the fuck is the point of a Philly's Blunt? You can't even get a high off these pieces of shit. It's like, the oregano fake-out of tobacco. The only decent (cheap) cigar I've tasted is this honey flavored one... I Winnie the Poohed that shit down.




Yeah the honey flavored ones that look like twigs and come in bags? I'd like to try those too, of course with weed in it.

And also the Chocolate Philly blunts too.

I've only fully smoked one cigar in my life. And I didn't really like it too much. It just felt strange just puffing on it, even though it is just too damn strong to take a drag off of it like a cigarette. I can't imagine saying 'Hey I'm in a good mood, I want a cigar!'

But pipes are my shit. Right now I just have a corncob (nicknamed Ty Cobb) that I use and I love it. Maybe because I slightly play with it when it is in my mouth, like move it from side to side and shit like that.




Hey, I need some opinions on the picture I'm about to throw onto my Myspace so I can troll for internet girls. So the girls here that don't hate me, gay guys, or Bears and Az's, I'd like a hot or not opinion.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Kang.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Kang2.jpg

Which one should I use? Thanks.


I'd go with the first one. The first has an aura of self confidence that the second one doesn't, it could be just the position of your hands. Also you look like you're in the middle of something instead of just standing there getting your picture taken. And I think that is usually better.

[abacabb]

Go with the first Kcxj. When I saw the first pic, I thought "This man Knows he's the shit and everyone else around him knows it too"

[Rico!]

^^^what abacabb said

the second is more like "i'm confused..."

[Roxie]

Hey, I need some opinions on the picture I'm about to throw onto my Myspace so I can troll for internet girls. So the girls here that don't hate me, gay guys, or Bears and Az's, I'd like a hot or not opinion.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Kang.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Kang2.jpg

Which one should I use? Thanks.
niether.

[marcusg]

I would go with the first one. The second one is like "wtf you staring at bitch."

[RaishinX]

The 'disco' level in Streets of Rage 3 has to have some of the shittiest VG music on earth..

I think the rest of the music makes up for it (Dub Slash/Happy Poets).

Everything on Streets of Rage 3 is shitty.

Basically. You're supposed to play Bare Knuckle 3. That way you're brain cells won't suffer.


I play Yang and Akuma AND MY DIVE KICK WILL KEEL J00 Rrraahahahaha. Sorry.

Did anyone notice how ugly the word juxtaposition is? Side-by-side is way cooler.

That Tekken:Dark Resurrection soundtrack needs to hurry the hell up and come out.

[kcxj]

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I'd go with the first one. The first have an aura of self confidence that the second one doesn't, it could be just the position of your hands. Also you look like you're in the middle of something instead of just standing there getting your picture taken. And I think that is usually better.

Thank you.

I redid my entire profile by getting rid all all the wussy stuff I wrote before.

I also got rid of ALL my interests, favorite books, movies, etc... because finding commonality with girls is BORING, and once you find out what they like, you can make fun of them for liking something stupid, while they still have no idea what you like.

A picture speaks a thousand words, so if the girl is really interested in me, then she can look at my pictures to see that 1.) I play the piano, 2.) I do kickboxing, and 3.) I still have a nerdy side that likes to play video games at TGA.

I took all the girls off my "top 8" and only put the dominant men that I'm friends with already also. Only insecure men need to decorate their page with all the women that have added them anyway.

If the girl is really interested in you, she's going to click your friends list anyway, and once she sees there are other beautiful women on there, it's going to have a MUCH stronger effect of jealously and competition had I displayed the girls on my front page.

edit: Oh my God... Leah Dizon is on myspace. :bgrin:

http://www.myspace.com/magandangmistisa

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This one girl put her display name as "♥ Oh-". It caught my attention and made me click her. I wonder if there's a male equivalent I can use to get girls to click me?

This other girl put "Go away" as her display name, has a pouty pissed off look in her picture, and the profile is private too. Damn, it made me want to add her.

[Rico!]

i want pics of the girls you speak of

[Dreaded Fist]

What's the fastest way to grow your hair out?