The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2 [Archive] - Page 30

Million

04-30-2006, 01:24 PM

"On a Very Special..." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhKDWpMJh2o
ahhh...I miss the days of "VSE"s. Why don't they have them in today's shows? Well...it could be due to reality tv dominating the airwaves, I guess. 8 Simple Rules had a real deal VSE thanks to John Ritter just dying completely out of the blue. I watched the aftermath of that show particularly to see how strange it was as a result.....things were quite surreal and kinda disturbing because of it. They didn't have much of a choice but to say the character suddenly died too. Y'know...it would be hysterical to see A Very Special Episode of Teletubbies....
TODAY on Teletubbies---"Tinky Winky finally discovers exactly why he's not like the others..."
or..."The horrible secret of the sun-baby deity.."
"
Caley Cuoco is so damn hot...she was THE reason I watched(as well as the redhead and Katey "Peg Bundy" Segal).

#133 of Naruto = Pure Greatness. Finally they got the flashbacks out of the way...this episode had awesome action from beginning to end. This is amazing....some of the best animated fighting action I've ever seen.

Rico!

04-30-2006, 01:51 PM

Hip hop today is garbage...period.

that said, reggaeton is the worst shit my people could ever come up with. Everyone keeps driving by playing the same 4 fuckign songs that all sound the same. If reggaeton has done one good thing, its made me appreciate good old salsa and all the other latin genres alot more.

L1qu1d

04-30-2006, 02:39 PM

cisco you make me laugh

Dem-Dem

04-30-2006, 05:58 PM

if those stupid ass suburban/ midwestern brainless dumb fucks wouldn't by there shit we wouldn't be having this blast on rap. I wouldn't dream of purchasing a rap CD or R & B. When I can just download the music. I could careless for what they're saying I just like the beat. Only a dumb-ass would purchase a cd to turn the trebble down and the bass up.

Cisco

04-30-2006, 08:02 PM

^ You know what really pisses me off?When ever i argue with a rap fan, they would always use the MTV/Radio cop out. "Oh, you are only talking about what you see on mtv; you have that MTV-ish mentallity" or something like that... the funny part is, that line makes it certain that they are complete fools. MTV is diverse outside of the us, there are different music channels outside the usa that play underground and very rare music, and the same goes with radio stations. Regardless, no matter how great those old school/underground artists are, how many bullshits artists are with in hiphop?

Million

04-30-2006, 08:35 PM

Annoying Things: There is a Maury county in Tennessee. Is this pronounced "MAW-ri", like Maury Povich Show? Nope. It's pronounced like the name MURRAY. Has "Maury" ever been pronounced like that? It just seems so wrong...

There is also a "Milan" in Tennessee. Is it ponounced "mi-LAN" with a short "i" sound?...like the cookies, or the place in italy? Oh no, that would make sense. It's pronounced "MYlan".

Anyway, this damn job is depressing sometimes....like when I'm taking a claim, and I notice a person has been working at a Pizza Hut for 2 years...or a Dollar General...or a Walmart...not as management...but customer service/cashier. That's terrible. What's even worse is the harsh reality that this is pretty much there destiny....it won't get any better than that for them, career-wise....then there's the highest level of education question....there was a guy that only made it to 9th grade, and he admitted right off that he spent 3 years in 9th. I actually feel sorry for these people, most of the time. I must escape this prison very soon.

anywy...Walmart in particular is just bad in terms of employment...for me that opinion is mostly because of the inevitable depression factor. I can't honestly imagine someone being happy as a Walmart employee, unless they happen to be one of the suits that are much higher up in the company.(*and even then, the best thing you could say about that is that it = big money.) I wouldn't even want to be a store manager there. Something about the very atmosphere in those places is just....dead. I could only see myself working there if I had absolutely NO hope of anything else working out in life....I'm saying it would have to be a "work at Walmart or be homeless" type of situation. Even when in there as a customer, I don't like to spend much time. I may browse the electronics/games section for a minute, but other than that...I get whatever I came for, and leave as quickly as possible.

Cisco

04-30-2006, 09:01 PM

Yeah yeah/
go shorty/
It's ya burfday!/
we should partay like it's yo burfday/
We don't need to hire clowns cuz us rappers are clowns so it's covered on ya burfday/
But first we must plant some trees cuz it's earf day/
yeah yeah!/

Hip hop today is garbage...period.

..still, I await the day where classic stations such as CHFI or Chum FM plays some B.I.G. tunes. That way, when I hear them on the radio, I could say "...time rapes us all." while I am at the jobsite, drinking Ovaltine, hoping for Friday to begin the seige against the weekend, during the sulking at my desk, laughing at forwards and ruining the company intranet site by exacting revenge on a stuck-up middle-aged braod who has a bad sense of office and tolerable HBO/Yuck-Yucks humour.

..that went well.

Co-sign. It's like, if you want to make it in the rap world, you must have/do the following.

A beat that is horribly bland, just a bass kick and snare will work, the rapper and the random other voice will cover for the bad beat.

The rapper and the other random voice? YES! Make sure that every time a rhyme is about to be said that there are suddenly two rappers rapping, it can even be the same guy! This is all about cutting corners.

Make sure you use the following words: streets, pimp, cock, ho, rims. <- essential terms

Make sure to use the rhyme: party, Bacardi. and misspell some words like there... just try to make "err" sound into a "urr" or "a" (GanstA) or mispell words by replacing "z" with "s". For example: busy = bizzay

Make sure that you use poor grammar, and as many overnight slang terms as you can. Overnight slang is slang that has no basis on anything and is essentially a word you, the rap artist, make up. You can even use the Essential Terms to a Rap Song to make new slang words, examples: pimp-male genitals, hoochie-ho, ass-rims. Line for example: I'ma pop a buzz cap on mah hommiez azzes.

Very Important: Your rhyme scheme must hold up, regardless of whether the lyrics make sense. You can even use your overnight slang terms to complete a rhyme scheme, making your job even easier.

Brag, Brag, Brag: Remember that you're trying to anger other rappers so you can get shot. Getting shot makes for a great song. Actually just say that you've been shot, even if you haven't.

Remember, you are and always have been the original gangster, and now you're back to defend your title from these 'youngins', despite you are roughly 22 years old and this is your first album.

If you can't think of a good catchy beat or tune to skyrocket you to the top of the charts, just steal someone else's! THINK P.DIDDY! Hell, every rapper does it majority of the time!! Any beat or melody, from the 80's or any era, will work. Also, don't pay for the rights to a melody or beat, just slightly change one part of it. Remember: cut corners.

Can't think of anything to write about? No problem, just lie! Talk about how much money you have, how many ho's are in the backseat, how you abuse these ho's, where your hand is in relation to your privates, how big your privates is, how many people you've killed, etc.

In the end, make a remix of it.. just the same lyrics and talk dummer... i mean make your words sound different and of course a new synthetic beat.

Azrael

04-30-2006, 09:07 PM

My girlfriend randomly caught Naruto #3 on TV, and said she found it interesting. I asked if she wanted to see more and she did, so we watched some old episodes I'd burned to CD. She's gotten pretty into it now - favorite character so far is Kakashi. Watching early Naruto reminds me that at one point, this series was actually good. I warned her that it becomes far less interesting later on.

So yeah, my weekend was basically watching Naruto, having sex, and eating. ...I have a good life.

Bowling Pin

04-30-2006, 09:15 PM

I have a theory. Someone please give me feedback on this.

If you're wandering around New York City in broad day light, and run into similar looking thugs, beat them up. If you render them unconscious, they will flicker out of existence. This is what the Buddhists call enlightenment; your purpose for existing is to free others from this mortal realm until someone does the same to you, joining with Brahman in the unspeakable contentment.

That is love.

abacabb

04-30-2006, 09:26 PM

I have an Oreo obsession. I ate 3/4s of a large pack in about 30 minutes and didnt notice. My mother is gonna be pissed.

SmoothCat

05-01-2006, 03:36 AM

Its fucking early in the mourning and my sidekick finally fucking works and now my pen ran out of fucking ink I'm fucking pissed

JackTenrac!

05-01-2006, 03:41 AM

- Well, I'm not talking to myself today or about others today. Could be the first of many. I still have the urge to do so. Bad habits take time to pluck out of the system. Guess this is my way to flush it out.Next...commitments to reading the local newspaper using BabelFish's hip hop translator setting for 10 ghetto youths.

- Too bad mytical kunoichi do not exist. That whole "change clothes quickly" thing works out for them better than ninja. I'd probably date one just to see if they'd do it on an instance to abuse their powers. But if that were the case, they'd all be strippers sent by the government to bust grow ops and extract revenge on ex-boyfriends, husbands, and a majority of TBS/Spike TV staff members.

- So, BET now has an independent jazz station. Damn, I'm so there. About time, too. Best network I could ever watch since the forefather station is destructive already. Real props to the real forefather of all music: jazz. Not Jazzy Jeff, mind you.

- Denise(Robin Givens) in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air is also Top Teir since she beasted Will Smith countless times in an episode. Just remembered her recently on a TV movie with Miguel Nuiez Jr post SPARKS era. Good times, indeed.

Cornbread = sponge cake's ultimate 2nd Impact.

...that went well.

arcticninja

05-01-2006, 09:19 AM

Dan?

05-01-2006, 09:36 AM

so I just got a meeting planner at work titled "The Future of (name of my department)".

This is fucking balls. I don't need that hanging over my head like the sword of Damocles.

If it turns out we're all going to be laid off, I'm going to be a sad panda.

Mad props for the Damocles reference. I don't care what those Greeks have been telling me, cause you Canadians are alright in my book.

RaishinX

05-01-2006, 09:50 AM

A question for SRK:

Is it really that weird to really not want any friends?
(In real life I mean, mostly in school...)

Pretty much. People call you antisocial.

monbaby

05-01-2006, 10:08 AM

I guess you really hate rap Cisco...

Trust me it's not as bad as you make it seem...

Learn the history of a game called "the dozens"...

And watch some old school dolemite movies...

Rap is more about lyrics than the music...

You have to be pretty creative and have people actually understand your lyrics as well...

It's more than just what you make it out to look...

EDIT: Here is a Link to read...

http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19960903

Airthrow

05-01-2006, 10:34 AM

monbaby

05-01-2006, 11:04 AM

You used to be able to find good hiphop in the mainstream, but now it's the most ignorant repugnant shit you can even contemplate, and kids eat it up.

I agree 100 percent...

Lantis

05-01-2006, 12:49 PM

Everytime I watch cereal commercials, I always ask myself, "Damn, what is a complete breakfast anyway?" (in spite of the announcer always saying "part of a complete breakfast" and they show the bowl of cereal + French toast + orange juice + milk). I mean, who manages to eat/drink all that shit anyway? I just want my goddamn bowl of cereal, thank you very much.

As you may have noticed by the news (or probably by going out on the street), today some Mexican immigrants have decided not to go to work. As for down here, there was some sorta unofficial calling for everyone to NOT buy an American product today to support this event. I was like "WTF? Half the shit you buy is probably American without you even knowing it!". Mexicans try too hard to get their point across.....

TheSix

05-01-2006, 01:27 PM

Lol, I just got done marching with my Mexican friend and his family. They are quite serious about getting their point across I'll say that much.

...but I won't be doing it agian(its fuckin' 79 outside).

arcticninja

05-01-2006, 01:32 PM

well, turns out I'm not fired. yay.

*InVeRs3*

05-01-2006, 01:48 PM

Hellion

05-01-2006, 02:10 PM

Remember, you are and always have been the original gangster, and now you're back to defend your title from these 'youngins', despite you are roughly 22 years old and this is your first album.

:rofl: God I'm gonna keel over if you keep this up

Dem-Dem

05-01-2006, 02:13 PM

I Don't have to take this crap screw you guys I'm going home.

JackTenrac!

05-01-2006, 04:24 PM

On another episode of Bear Ryoma's mind:

Did my taxes. Man, I love being a business. Not in business.

Just a business. Me inc.

Turns out I get to keep Dusk and Dawn(PS2 Streamline and controller) so I'm calling me mate and tellin' 'im he caan't get the girlies. Tis a white day for Stylus and a black day for Bear Ryomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Black Mage Day. Stylus got Firaga-ed! I'mma Gouki Forward-MK the suckaa.

Ah yeah. Wait...What the hell? These photos! It's the funny sh-- with my new woman! And he's huggin' herrrrrr! That brown comedian! on my future girlie! Hell no?!

Will Bear Ryoma take back the wallet? or will Stylus take the throne of Dusk and Dawn? and is Miss A. really screwing Russell Peters? Is Bear's mother really the slave driver? Can they really believe it's butter? and is Richard Dean Anderson better than MacGuyfer? or is Bear Ryoma turning into RDA, beasting his girl, and getting powned like kuta kente?

...stayed tuned, massa. Stay tunedddd...

...that went well.

Million

05-01-2006, 04:27 PM

Damn Amy Fisher grew up to be such a piece of ass. She's on Entertainment Tonight going Rage Mode against Joey Buttafuco. She has that wonderful northern dialect too....ohhh I can't get enough of that. She could be my Long Island Lolita anytime.

Rico!

05-01-2006, 04:54 PM

I have an Oreo obsession. I ate 3/4s of a large pack in about 30 minutes and didnt notice. My mother is gonna be pissed.

my favorite past time. I used to be able to eat a whole pack with a whole ton of milk while watching some good movies on saturday nights. Haven't had oreos in a long ass time.

Roxie

05-01-2006, 04:58 PM

4 oreos = 100 calories.

Remember that next time.

Dan?

05-01-2006, 05:31 PM

4 oreos = 100 calories.

Remember that next time.

Roxie = Fun Killer
Remember that next time.

VG Emblem

05-01-2006, 05:34 PM

4 oreos = 100 calories.

Remember that next time.
My basic formula for tastiness with a few exceptions goes like:

1 YPB unit (yumminess per bite unit) = 25 calories.
Anything above 5 YPB units is delicious, so 5 oreos = 5 YPB. Making them delicious.

A 300 calorie brownie = 12 YPB. That's like super delicious.

monbaby

05-01-2006, 05:35 PM

I have officially went into a tetris zone today...

Played over 2 in a half hours straight...

Over 999 lines...

And i went to level 167...

My final score was 4,945,493...

Million

05-01-2006, 05:45 PM

y'know...I bet human flesh might actually taste pretty good if it's cooked right and seasoned. One of the only good things about being in that critical scenario where you must resort to cannibalism to survive....is that it finally gives you a perfect excuse to try it. Of course I would definitely go for the thick people....I'm guessing a good mix of fat and muscle would be ideal....

yeah...get a chubby person with a little bit of muscle...and roast that sumbitch over open flame, like a pig on a stick....then I'd take out the A-1 and get started on my first people-meal.

Gonzo from the Muppet Babies was walking phallic symble. Sometimes I'd start laughing just from looking at him....I'd imagine he'd rape Ms. Piggy by suddenly ramming his face between her legs.

raisingstorm

05-01-2006, 06:18 PM

never masturbate upside down

Fir

05-01-2006, 06:57 PM

How do people do backflips and shit? I tried and always fell on my ass when I was young.

I guess the body has to have some form of flexibility - but maybe it's just "practice makes perfect".

Million

05-01-2006, 07:29 PM

Flexibility...and other things...I'm unfortunately no longer able to put one leg behind my head. That used to be fun back in grade school...I'd have one leg behind my head, and walk "tripod style" with my arms and one leg.

Self-serve blowjob? --nope. I tried once back then...I was flexible, but not that flexible. The eternal 2-part question every man asks himself at some point early in life will continue forever though: If you could suck your own dick...would you? And if so, is that gay?

I can still walk on my hands. I occasionally showed off with this when I was in elementary school...I could walk long distances on my hands...even down stairs. Going upstairs is a bit too much though...I've never been able to do that...but yah, I can still do it. heh, I can even do a few pushups from the handstand position. Those are the most difficult pushups though, imo. The most I've ever done at once were about 12 or so. They're even tougher than 1-handed pushups. Regular style--my personal record so far has been 80 at one time.

*There is a place in Tennessee called "Red Boiling Springs". The first 3 digits of most people's phone numbers....from what I've noticed so far on the job....= 666. Du du DUHHH!!! :wow: No bullshit.

y'know...cows are really ugly. Those might be the ugliest damn animals on this planet.

Cisco

05-01-2006, 07:30 PM

I don't think Cisco hates rap, he just hates contemporary radio/mtv garbage for what it is, garbage. You used to be able to find good hiphop in the mainstream, but now it's the most ignorant repugnant shit you can even contemplate, and kids eat it up.

Yeah, i don't hate rap entirely but just like you said, it's the contemporary aired garbage that i loath. The thing is though, these days, the really good hiphop/rap is nearly hard to find now so why bother to take them into notice? And the fact that there are so many, and i mean SO MANY, artists in hip hop (Regeaton is considered part of hip hop now, right? I see sean paul and shaggy in hiphop magz, and featured in some crap hip hop songs) and nearly all of them are complete garbage; it's 98% of the music now. And what's worse is that they are highly exposed; winning awards and gaining so much money out of it. I remember lil'bow wow winning over vanessa carlton for best new artist, and i would like to know how the fuck that happened. I certainly don't see how "bow wow wow yippe yo yippe yeah, where my doggs at" is considered artistic.

I agree, in the past,hip hop was good. Old-snoop, TCQ, the fugees, PE, NWA, that was hot shit. Now, it's not music anymore. The only people i found deserving rescently was outkast and i guess kanye, kanye became a sell out... but i guess i'll give the guy the respect by saying he has talent. Hell, i consider will smith more worth my ears than mostly everything aired from the genre. Atleast will smith doesn't go around talking about how many people he's killed, the ho's he's pimpin, how much he loves the ghetto. None of that stupid shit.

I find it funny how ja rule goes on anti-piracy campains complaining about how sinful piracy is and that it's stealing. Yeah, right... Then i pop his album up, and mostly everything i heard was how many times he i had sex in one day;how many thugs he's killed; and he also promotes thievery.

TheSix

05-01-2006, 07:38 PM

Fuck Best Buy' 25% restocking fee. The motherfuckin employees are THAT lazy? Jesus....

"Oh NOES LIEK I GOTTA PUTZ THE MODEM BACK IN TEH BOX NOOOOOOOOOS!!!1111"

Rico!

05-01-2006, 07:40 PM

Ah, T2, one of the few action flicks I could watch over and over without getting tired of. First saw this when I was like 4 yrs old.

Ahnold was the coolest mofo ever.

Mechanica

05-01-2006, 07:56 PM

Is there any site I can get all of the Snk Vs. Capcom Chaos pre-fight dialogue? I don't wanna download the game.
http://excaliburgames.digibase.ca/SVC/image.php?p1char=kyo1&p1line1=No%2C+bitch%2C+they%27re+isn%27t&p1line2=any+site+like+that.&p1line3=&stage=nude&imgformat=jpeg&go=Generate&p2char=dancry&p2line1=...&p2line2=&p2line3=

abacabb

05-01-2006, 08:28 PM

Yea so I just ate the other pack of oreos. Man that shit was great. Eatin' oreos and watchin Nature on channel 13 is the shit. To bad I cant do it 2morrow, no more oreos.

Azrael

05-01-2006, 10:12 PM

I feel like I'm cheating on my girlfriend.

I went out to dinner last night with a female friend. I've never had any romantic thoughts about this friend, and she's married anyway. I merely told my gf by phone email that I was going to get something to eat. She someone figured out that I was going out and I wasn't going alone. She asked me who I was going with, but reception in the restaurant was bad so I didn't get the email. She then phoned to find out who I was with, and I had to lie and say I was with one of my male buddies. And then erase all our email correspondence from my phone.

I can understand her apprehension if I go out with a female friend. She doesn't have any male friends, but if she did and went out with them one on one, I can't say I'd be 100% comfortable with that. But I don't want to give up seeing any friends just because I am dating, regardless of whether they are male or female.

And why is it that friends of the opposite sex make our partners nervous/jealous? I can swear up and down that I don't intend to touch my friend, but my gf will never be 100% comfortable with that. At least not as comfortable if I go out with one of the guys. So then it's a sexual issue. But then what if I was bi, or just got really drunk and really curious?

Sometimes I almost wish I could get away with a swingers lifestyle.

Lantis

05-01-2006, 10:33 PM

Self-serve blowjob? --nope. I tried once back then...I was flexible, but not that flexible. The eternal 2-part question every man asks himself at some point early in life will continue forever though: If you could suck your own dick...would you? And if so, is that gay?

No, sir, I don't approve of it.

Mostly because you touch a lot of shit with your hands, and the action of "beating off" can most likely resemble the friction your tool has with the pussay.

Now, in the same vein, you don't put anything weird in your mouth because taste is definetly stronger than touch. And even if you did, what could you possibly envision by doing it?

Say NO to self-oral pleasure.

abacabb

05-01-2006, 10:51 PM

I think of it this way: theres a mouth on my dick, which is cool and all but there is also a dick in my mouth and thats not cool.

Dan?

05-01-2006, 10:56 PM

I think of it this way: theres a mouth on my dick, which is cool and all but there is also a dick in my mouth and thats not cool.

But what if it tasted like oreos?

WHERE IS YOUR WILLPOWER NOW?!?!

abacabb

05-01-2006, 10:58 PM

But what if it tasted like oreos?

WHERE IS YOUR WILLPOWER NOW?!?!
Then I think I would just sit back and enjoy the ride. Shit, I would eat a baby if it tasted like some oreos.

MadGaffler

05-01-2006, 11:02 PM

hahahaah yea say no to self "mouth" love:tdown:

Airthrow

05-01-2006, 11:15 PM

Fuck Best Buy' 25% restocking fee. The motherfuckin employees are THAT lazy? Jesus....

"Oh NOES LIEK I GOTTA PUTZ THE MODEM BACK IN TEH BOX NOOOOOOOOOS!!!1111"

Answer: Don't fucking buy something unless you know you want it. They are in business to SELL electronics, not for you to borrow them.

TheSix

05-01-2006, 11:34 PM

Airthrow

05-01-2006, 11:38 PM

You said "re-stocking" fee, and I assumed by "re-stocking" you meant that they just put it back in the box and put it on the shelf, if something is broken that is the only time a return is justified.

Roxie

05-01-2006, 11:40 PM

And why is it that friends of the opposite sex make our partners nervous/jealous?
Y'know, I don't know.
Maybe I foolish, but I never get nervous over things like that.
I trust that b/f won't do anything with anyone else but me. I trust him 100% and thus, I do not worry. Of course, he doesn't have any friends who are girls that he eats with, but if he did I wouldn't care.

I can't worry about that other woman. I can't control her and she has no responsibility to me. To worry about her and her possible actions would only drive me batshit insane and I don't like that.

The only person I'd worry about is him and if I'm not concerned at all about him betraying me, b/c I trust him and he knows this.

But then again, I've never had anyone cheat on me either...:sweat:

*InVeRs3*

05-02-2006, 12:49 AM

Anytime I buy something electronic, I know what it does, what it should do and I do know that I want it.

It's not my fault if it does not work.

But it does not matter, I'll go the extra 5 miles to Fry's from now on.

You go to Fry's, and you shop there proudly! Which city was the Best Buy you went to? I've had some bad service from Best Buy too.

Azrael: Sometimes I almost wish I could get away with a swingers lifestyle.

I wish everyone would have casual partners. It'll make things easier for everyone. No one would get mad or heartbroken or anything since people will just accept it. I think it's natural, more natural than staying with one person for life. I seriously see this happening a generation or two after I die, people in our generation will think kids who do this are wierd and immoral. It happens every generation though. At first people won't be so clear-cut, people will still ask "how's the weather?" which is code for "May I go spelunking in you maddam?!" Later on people will just go up and straight up say what that they want to go spelunking in women, telling it to your face. There's no need to play games since it's so common place and widely accepted.

Not saying that sticking to one person is wrong. I can see where they're comming from. I guess a lot of people dream about having just one, but in my utopia this is what people will do.

I'M A DREAMER BUT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!

And goodness, I used the word spelunking. Who the fuck made that word up?

Roxie

05-02-2006, 01:06 AM

I disagree.

Pair bonds are natural. Strength of these bonds vary from person to person.

VG Emblem

05-02-2006, 01:19 AM

I wonder how long I can continue to take a shit on Gaia and flame their dumbasses before I get banned?

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13352367

Cisco

05-02-2006, 01:56 AM

wonder how long I can continue to take a shit on Gaia and flame their dumbasses before I get banned?

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/view...php?t=13352367

Don't take my post as an offense. But you really shouldn't be proud of yourself with those gaia trolling antics. I mean, you are complaining and beafing with them because of their typing format? i honestly hope you are just trolling for that matter because making such an issue like that is shameful on your case. #2 you are attention whoring and e-thugging to 12 year old kids; i would say the oldest in that site is around the age of 14, so come on man! Go download porn. You are just giving hinting everyone that you have no life.

VG Emblem

05-02-2006, 02:03 AM

Don't take my post as an offense. But you really shouldn't be proud of yourself with those gaia trolling antics. I mean, you are complaining and beafing with them because of their typing format? i honestly hope you are just trolling for that matter because making such an issue like that is shameful on your case. #2 you are attention whoring and e-thugging to 12 year old kids; i would say the oldest in that site is around the age of 14, so come on man! Go download porn. You are just giving hinting everyone that you have no life.
I honestly don't give a fuck about their typing format. I'm just trying to annoy them. However, their style of typing is retarded, and I'll be more than happy to own some retard.

Btw, e-thugging intelligence deprived 12 year olds is rather fun. It's their own fault for posting on Gaia.

Cisco

05-02-2006, 02:21 AM

Well, then atleast move to the mainstream rap boards there, if gaia has one.

Atleast calling them retards is valid.

VG Emblem

05-02-2006, 02:25 AM

Well, then atleast move to the mainstream rap boards there, if gaia has one.
:rofl: The hate is strong with this one.
I tried to do the same in the gaming boards but it's really nowhere near as entertaining as overkilling some idiot in the GD.

I would target the music board (which most likely has a rap sub-section or something), I hate the annoying ass wannabe gangstas too. But yeah, I generally like to know that I have a leg up by knowing what I'm talking about (hence my ability to do so in the gaming boards), and I really don't follow rap.

Azrael

05-02-2006, 02:35 AM

I trust that b/f won't do anything with anyone else but me. I trust him 100% and thus, I do not worry. Of course, he doesn't have any friends who are girls that he eats with, but if he did I wouldn't care.:sweat:
I trust my gf too. And I've told her it shouldn't matter who I go out with - she should trust that at the end of the day, I'm coming back to her. So in that she still worries about this, it's kind of annoying. It's like she still doesn't trust me. But I can't say I don't understand her apprehension should I go out with a female friend one on one.

And I hope you never get cheated on. It's shit.

I wish everyone would have casual partners. It'll make things easier for everyone. No one would get mad or heartbroken or anything since people will just accept it. I think it's natural, more natural than staying with one person for life.
I agree. I think that monogamy is unnatural.

Sex is an urge, much like hunger. It's nice and romantic to say you only have eyes for your partner, but that's not true. You are attracted to anyone who meets your criteria. If we don't cheat, it's not that we aren't basically attracted to other people, it's just that we've decided the risk outweighs the reward. If our partner finds out and it hurts their feelings, ends the relationship, or the guilt we'd bring on ourselves.

We've really come to define sex as a casual act. It can still be a meaningful expression of love and affection, but it's also just something you do when you want to. Like having a craving for pasta or wanting to see a particular movie. Despite that, in a relationship we still get possessive over it. And part of me doesn't understand why.

Suppose I'm at home...it's a weekday, so I won't be meeting my gf. I'm bored/horny, so I fire up a porn and start jacking off. ...This is acceptible. But then suppose I've ordered pizza, and the delivery is a cute girl. She hears the porn in the background and says "I'm pretty horny too, let's help each other out." So then we have sex. ...Now it's a problem. Why? To me, emotionally, this wasn't any different than jacking off. Masturbation with assist, if you will. But if this actually happened, it'd be a huge problem, whereas me saying to my gf "I jacked off to a porn this afternoon" wouldn't even be an issue.

It would be nice if we could not care and have casual partners. But I don't think my gf could even wrap her head around that concept, and I might have some jealousy issues as well, so I'll stick to monogamy.

Would be cool if I somehow one day dated a swinger though.

Airthrow

05-02-2006, 02:43 AM

RoninChaos

05-02-2006, 06:14 AM

monbaby

05-02-2006, 06:54 AM

Taito

05-02-2006, 07:56 AM

There's also the problem with STDs and Maury Show drama, so maybe nature doesn't agree that monogamy isn't natural.

I dunno, flying in air/spacecraft isn't natural and neither is surpressing the urge to kill an adversary with your bare hands, but making the unnatural work in a civilized society is what separates us from wild animals.

Don't get me wrong, I think being a womanizing manwhore is fun under the right conditions. But I acknowledge and respect the benefits of monogamy, at least in theory.

kcxj

05-02-2006, 09:17 AM

"Let's face it -- you have only one chance on this Earth to make the most of it. Soon you'll be dead and buried. You only have one life to experience the satisfaction and joy of having beautiful women in your life and in love with you.

Don't wait until you're finally "ready" - don't wait until you have a better job, a new car or more time. If you wait for the perfect moment, it will never come. The fact is you are ready right now to change your life and make your dreams happen."

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What the hell am I doing?

I want a Japanese girlfriend anyway.

I should be in a full time Japanese language class instead of doing the things I'm doing now. I don't need to be fluent, but I at least need a basic understanding at the conversational level.

I like these pictures. It's "Sayaka" and "Rei" from myspace.
1 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/415540254_l.jpg) <-- my favorite one
2 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/415539683_l.jpg) 3 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/369163448_l.jpg) 4 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/369162833_l.jpg)

(better to post how much I like these pictures here, than to be a wuss and say how much I like the pictures in the girl's comment boxes.)

"strong, long-lasting eye contact releases phenylethylamine (PEA), a chemical that accelerates attraction, particularly in women."

I'm going to take a strong eye contact picture of myself like these girls took and see what happens. I think it's pretty cool that you can get the same chemical effects from looking at a picture from when you make eye contact with someone in real life.

JackTenrac!

05-02-2006, 10:19 AM

^ nice of you to join us, sir.

Victory or...game reset.

...that went well.

RaishinX

05-02-2006, 11:23 AM

nice of you to join us, sir

If you say so. Guy's a fucking wack-job.

Has anyone ever done anything so exciting one day, that when they return their basic life the day after, they're practically brain-dead. Kinda goin' through that right now after some good Tekken/3s matches. I give a toast to...Friday!!

JackTenrac!

05-02-2006, 12:40 PM

Same old kcxj. Thought he was leaving. Guess the Mai Shiranui thoughts led him right back. Even the dit isn't strong enough to withstand the Shiranui ninja.

...that went well.

TheSix

05-02-2006, 01:13 PM

Suppose I'm at home...it's a weekday, so I won't be meeting my gf. I'm bored/horny, so I fire up a porn and start jacking off. ...This is acceptible. But then suppose I've ordered pizza, and the delivery is a cute girl. She hears the porn in the background and says "I'm pretty horny too, let's help each other out." So then we have sex. ...

Sounds like a case of "Big Sausage Pizza".

Roxie

05-02-2006, 01:15 PM

The best website I've seen all day.
http://jesuswouldbeashamedofyou.com/

ShinAkumax

05-02-2006, 01:48 PM

I had sex with a MILF after the bad date. Yup, the one I posted about a while ago. We went to dinner and everything. She was cool, she talked about her kids, I talked about my icecream couch, long story. We had sex, it was fantastic. Sex with an older woman can be different and fantastic.

Age? 39. I'm 24. She held me like a mother would hold their child when they have a cold. It was interesting... and conforting. - The Shin, thanks Roxy.

PS: I'm a bit afraid to date someone. I don't know if I could be loyal or if I could even care anymore. If for almost 3 strait years, everyone you've fucked was a total stranger and you know for a fact that you are as close as you can humanly get to not caring about whom you are fucking. Well then, it's just a scary thing. I was ready to fuck a 90 year old granny god's sake. A normal relationship doesn't scare but it seems like such a far away place. I don't even know if I can get there anymore. In a way, I've lost my way.

PSS:In defence of the Christian I'll say this. Isn't it always the extremist that are the assholes? Can't judge a group of people by the worst example they can offer. If I were to do that with Americans, none of you would measure up. I'm not a Christian.

SAGAT_RULZ

05-02-2006, 02:35 PM

street fighter rulz
XD

Fir

05-02-2006, 02:53 PM

The peanut butter and jelly sandwich with an ice cold glass of milk is bullshit to me now.

The honey bun with an ice cold glass of milk is far superior nowadays - just throw in the microwave for about 15 seconds and your done. That peanut butter and jelly bullshit is an ongoing process that takes way too long to make - you got to get the bread, the knife, the peanut butter, the jelly - to much shit for a lazy person such as myself...

Make that your daytime snack!

ShinAkumax

05-02-2006, 03:28 PM

The problem with that is that honey buns are not as fulfilling as a peanutbutter and jam sandwich. Kinda like sex.

The Bun is like a one night stand. It's fun and it's easy. Sometimes, you just fucking need one.

The Sandwich is like sex with someone you love. It's fantastic, it can be much better than a one night stand since it fulfills you as a person. It takes more work though but in the long term for as long as it last. It is so nice to just have a sandwich and not worry about the world for a few hours.

In the end, it take at least 2 honey buns to do what one sandwich can. Not saying one is above the other. But the sandwich has been around for long that no matter how old you get, once in a while, you are gonna want one.

PS: I'll hook that picture up tomorrow.

BornAgainCommunist

05-02-2006, 03:34 PM

The way is limitless, so therefore Nature is limitless, therefore the world is limitless, therefore all people are limitless. Because the way returns to itself. Those who wish to change the world to there desire CANNOT succeed but in hurting their own heart and will.

Airthrow

05-02-2006, 03:36 PM

ShinakumaX: Pics plz.

Rico!

05-02-2006, 03:43 PM

Roxie

05-02-2006, 03:52 PM

PSS:In defence of the Christian I'll say this. Isn't it always the extremist that are the assholes? Can't judge a group of people by the worst example they can offer. If I were to do that with Americans, none of you would measure up. I'm not a Christian.
OH sweetie, please.

I'm not judging Chrisitans. I am Christian, my middle name is Christian.
I'm just tired of the crazies getting all the press.

Hellion

05-02-2006, 04:19 PM

y'know...I bet human flesh might actually taste pretty good if it's cooked right and seasoned.

I heard a story once where a restaurant in China served up to some tourists who exclaimed that this was the best meat ever, until they discovered what it really was.

I believe the cook was summarily imprisoned:lovin:
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On the monogamy issue I've always believed that thinking it is doing, but on the other hand generally you judge a person more so on their actions, not their words.

Wierd puzzle.

Perhaps resisting or avoiding paths that lead to temptation is action, enough of an action to prevent the thinking that is doing. Seems to work for me but I like to keep engaged. Funny trying to justify the stuff my dad says.

If you are with someone, and you love her dearly, and yet you go by the motto that "Looking is okay, no touching," and even while with her by your side you always check out and strip down other girls in your head what's up with those feelings then?
Perhaps you're just sticking with that girl you "love" out of guilt for fear that you're going to hurt her and hurt whatever it is you have.
Perhaps you're comparing your girl to others to see how good it is you have it.
Perhaps your sex life is starting to suck and you're looking for inspiration--or an escape.
Or Perhaps you just never really loved her in the first place, just confused it with lust.

Whether or not monogamy is the natural way of things, in this modern society I see it to be extremely difficult to raise kids as a single parent unless you're well off. And it doesn't appear to be good for those kids that grow up such.

Though, by all means. If you're single and you're getting it on with other singles and such and one night stands are the hotness in the circles you hang out in go all out. You only live once, and so long as you're careful you could live long right?
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Just checked out that movie Dogma the other day. Probably the funniest move depicting religion there is. I think my favorite scene happens in that conference room where those two angels condemn and kill everyone save that one lady, barely.

What was it Ben Afleck's character said... Something about how the Fear of God is the ultimate check on the evils of man or some such, and those men at that board meeting simply had no fears at all?
Good words.

Saw something else on the Colbert Report, some guy wrote a book which referenced hints that the founding fathers intended to copy the strong morals of the Bible and incorporate them into the general living of the state (or some such) and at the same time denouncing the divinity of Christ. Deep words. They also recognized that the rest of us "common" folk needed religion as a morale support.

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Cisco I'm surprised no one's started against you yet on the issues you're raising with the music industry (Which by the way I whole-heartedly agree). Over here where I'm at if I stated my thoughts so "loudly" I'd be facing a lineup of fistfights, one after the other.
Or maybe all at once.
Perhaps your case is too strong. ggpo:rofl:

Million

05-02-2006, 05:14 PM

early 90s RnB killed everything else. The quality was just nonstop. I just made a CD the other day with some H-Town tracks I found..."Back Seat (with No Sheets", Part Time Lover, Knockin Da Boots, etc. Why did they have to be a 2(3?) album wonder? They seemed to be doing alright for awhile there...releasing some tight songs...then they just vanished from existence. heh, they called themselves "GI, Shazam, and Dino"...I remember that from that first hit Knockin da Boots.

Slick Rick may just be my favorite rapper of all time. I also put the classic Lodi Dodi on that cd. This was simple old school rap greatness here...Doug E. Fresh and Ricky, with nothing but Fresh's beatbox in the background. No other rapper has ever had Rick's smooth sound...it's like he was born to do this...it was his destiny. He could probably freestyle about taking a piss, and it would sound amazing. Anyway, it's my opinion that the old Lodi Dodi destroys at least 99% of the rap we've heard in at least the past 12 years or so.

and it ended in one of the best ways in the history of rap: "..and with ya wrinkled pussy I can't be your loverrrrrrr...." If I ran things, that would be grammy material there. I can't get enough of that song. I liked the Snoop version too...the baseline on that was serious....

Orochimaru Fight theme is now my personal Unreal Championship 2 music. I usually have it in mind whenever I play that game now....and if I ever make a video,(which would be just for me since only 20 other people in the damn country care about UC2) you can bet the Orochimaru fight theme will be used.

*I predict there will be a mass exodus from my job pretty soon. There is a change that takes effect at the end of this month that basically guarantees the suck factor of this place will rise significantly. I will bitch in further detail about this a bit later...

Roxie

05-02-2006, 05:28 PM

If you like 90's R&B, check out Crystal Kay.
Check her out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOkpxSZKy1I

Some more, classic Crystal Kay http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QAqibnH-Hg

Azrael

05-02-2006, 05:43 PM

You're not considering the fact that infidelity can take place in the mind. If you're emotionally with someone it could be just as bad if not worse than pure fucking someone on the side.

If my girlfriend had romantic, emotional, loving feelings for some other guy, it would be just as bad to me as if she had sex with him. Intimacy is more than fucking someone.
I agree with you.

Back when I was in college I was a Master of The Friend Zone. So I had a lot of female friends, many of whom had boyfriends. I had a very girlfriend like relationship with these girls - we went out to dinner, saw movies, went shopping (urgh), she'd come by my place to hang out, call me and talk for hours late at night, etc. If something happened in her life, good or bad, before her boyfriend the first place she'd go would be me. The only thing the dynamic was missing was sexual intimacy.

The boyfriends all knew about me, but since I wasn't actually fucking her they didn't care. They were probably happy I was the one absorbing all the issues and girly stuff so they could just enjoy the fucking more. ...Although really, my emotional relationship with these girls was more cheating than if I'd stuck my cock in any of them.

Can you really string someone up for having a closer emotional relationship with someone other than their lover? What if that friend is of the same sex - ie my girlfriend has a really close female friend who she sees more than me and talks to more stuff about than me?

It's cause people are insecure. Especially women when it comes to other women.
That's pretty much it. I'm working on my own insecurities - life's too short to give a fuck about small stuff.

I think I'm also dealing with a cultural problem here. I had a talk with her about this a few months back, and I was saying I didn't want to give up any friends, male or female, just because I was dating. So illustrate my point, I said "What if I told you I didn't like (the names of her two best friends) and I didn't want you meeting them anymore?" She thought about it for a moment, then said she'd be a little sad, but then tell her friends she couldn't meet them anymore and say goodbye. I was surprised at that.

Don't get me wrong, I think being a womanizing manwhore is fun under the right conditions. But I acknowledge and respect the benefits of monogamy, at least in theory.
Yeah, monogamy has it's perks too. Controlling our urges is what separates us from the animals, right?

Sex with an older woman can be different and fantastic.
Co-sign. I still remember mine. It was just an entirely different league. Like I'd been playing in the minors all my life and one day someone called me up to the majors. It was fantastic.

Million

05-02-2006, 06:08 PM

Crystal Kay = delicious. Yep, I'd definitely hit. That song(the first link posted) was kinda nice too.

At first, I was thinking Crystal Waters for some reason when I saw the name...she gave us "100% Pure, Love" from the back to the middle and around again....which was more 90s dance/pop.

*ah...a mention of the FriendZone™...that forsaken, foul place. FZ™ is the great Chasm of Nothing...an endless abyss that defines the truest notion of absolute hopelessness. If only any of my girl_friends from those earlier years even had an idea the pain an agony I went through just continuing to exist within that dreaded realm of despair....that Depression Dimension....uncertainty leading to misery, which would lead to bitterness...leading off to hate and thus empowerment, and that freedom of apathy....that wonderful emotional detachment...I'm just rambling on and on about not much of anything. I happen to love my own thoughts so much.

JackTenrac!

05-02-2006, 07:49 PM

Saint Germain's Tourist is a hard album to cop since the French version seems to be the only thing ramped. It's a great fusion album without words, so I wouldn't see the problemo. Great beats for real.

I remembered hearing it for the first time at the school during a passing by. It was sooo good, I had to get a name. Saint Germain said the man I asked. Sexiest HOUSE thing I've ever heard. Jazz and house together make good cookies. I literally hunted, kazaa-ed, napster-ed them. Finding only 10 tracks or so. Put them on my Pocket PC and jammed my ass off. I heard Sure Thing when I was in New York during a outing. I swear, I bopped to it and lip synced the song entirely. This, was inventive.

After giving less attention to the "hip hop" scene post AIR FORCE ONES era, jazz seemed to be the only thing that could suffice me. Nat King Cole, Art Bakley, Billie Holiday, Frank Sanatra. The music that inspired it all.

I am a Christian, also, and ironically, I do not like gospel very much. Kirk Franklin turns me off entirely. Stomp was good, though. Salt-n-Peppa assist rocked it...haard. Most gospel complimations with this song bleep her part out completely or just get another version of the song.

How the h--- does the Gospel Gangstas work? how could you be a gospel gangsta in the first place? Jesus blood in 40s? Holy Ghost dust made out of communion bread? Do the Possessed Walk?

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Carpet Lint

05-02-2006, 07:55 PM

The best website I've seen all day.
http://jesuswouldbeashamedofyou.com/
I don't get what's wrong with this picture though.
http://jesuswouldbeashamedofyou.com/images/botherers_wideweb__430x285[1].jpg

THEY JUST PRAYIN MAN
WHAT WRONG WITH PRAYIN???

I really like how that guy drew a carrot on the poster to illustrate the concept of "vegetable" better. Then you start wondering if his issue was with the actual debate as to whether or not Terri was brain dead...or if this guy was just bothered by semantics.

Maybe that was a group of like...English teachers or vegetable farmers something, and they were bothered by the incorrect use of "vegetable" - like everyone should have used "braindead" or something else. "Terri may be braindead, but she's not a carrot. STOP CALLING HER A VEGETABLE"

Or maybe the poster just didn't look snazzy enough with all that blank white space on the right side, so he decided to throw in a carrot. Maybe he had his grandkids help him with the poster and they decided to throw in the carrot.

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT

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Co-sign. I still remember mine. It was just an entirely different league. Like I'd been playing in the minors all my life and one day someone called me up to the majors. It was fantastic.
DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK

I thought I held the monopoly for bad sport references on SRK. I own the electric company, the water works, AND that hotel on Baltic Avenue.

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And I will say this - I truly believe that even the crushing, soul-sucking depression that the FriendZone™ creates is sometimes a better alternative to the daily, unavoidable, suffocating weight of APATHY that chokes my life.

Disclaimer: Though to be honest, I've never really ventured into the FriendZone™ for extended periods of time. I've popped in for quick visits here and there for exploration purposes like the Fantastic Four checking out the Negative Zone...but after awhile it gets too dangerous and you see Annihilus and Blastaar coming atcha and you have to fly back out through the portal and lock that shit up.

Though I've seen better men than I try and conquer the FriendZone™ like Dr. Doom showing up and trying to siphon infinite energy out of the Negative Zone gateway to power his world domination engine...and I've seen them crushed to bits every single time.

But apathy...it's like the silent killer. It's fucking carbon monoxide - you can't fight it until it's too late. I wish sometimes that there was a concrete, definable object that I could direct my hate and all my negative energy towards...but there isn't, and it kind of leaks out here and there and it slowly eats you up from the inside.

The absolute worst thing about apathy is that even when you've managed to figure out what's wrong in your life and that your apathy is preventing you from taking steps to fix it...you're so fucking apathetic that you don't even care about it...and it makes you angry...but only for a bit, and afterwards even that dulls. Everything's dull, and you can't feel anything.

There's days I wish I could feel...SOMETHING. I wish there was this huge concrete embodiment of all the problems in my life that I could hit with a sledgehammer or something...but it isn't there. Somedays I actually yearn for a problem like being trapped in the FriendZone™ and spend all my time scheming about how I can approach escape velocity and break orbit of FriendZonia™, instead of just this big...gaping emotional void in my life.

I want to FEEL SOMETHING.

I yearn for what you puny hu-mans call love. HATE. Happiness. DEPRESSION.

How depressing would it be to just die tomorrow never having truly lived life?

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By the way, that's why I'm going to go and get one of those 60 ounce FINISH IT IN TWO HOURS AND IT'S FREE 24 HOURS ADVANCE ORDERING REQUIRED steaks this weekend.

I figure that's the closest you can get to death without actually dying.

Plus, I think that when I get older, I won't have the metabolism or the youth to be able to do it anymore. I need to seize my chance while I still can.

Anyone ever try one of those? Success stories? Strats and assist choices?

Million

05-02-2006, 08:17 PM

Personally, I think it's a lot better to feel nothing. It's a huge step up from those nights were I'd just lay there in bed like a sad sap, ready to cry. Once the emotional detachment is nearly complete....you are, in a way, invincible. When allowing yourself to feel...at least hatred is much better than depression. Hate is perfect fuel for destructive, negative actions...and those usually feel good....at least for me. I tend to feel specfuckintacular if I can smash something to the point of being unrecognizable...I'd probably feel even better if it were a living thing....but of course that's something we're not allowed to say in public. Anyway, hate = strong. depression/sadness = weaker. (*love? = blinded, vulnerable...thus...weak.)

And this reminds me....violent video games are great for allowing safe release of these urges. I can go on a killing spree of nothing but female victims in something like GTA...or even Unreal Champ 2 if I set the bots to just be the female characters. Or--it could just be humans in general that I decide to slaughter for a few hours or so.

eh, back in junior high, there was also the violent release in my art...I'd draw scenes of my peers roasting in the fires of hell, or caught up in ancient torture devices...sometimes smiling at my creative ideas of how they could be made to suffer. Oddly enough, the things I draw haven't had a dark tone in quite a few years now. It's mostly random comic book/cartoonish things...light-hearted scenes, colorful things...occasionally perverted/disgusting ideas, etc.

*for some reason I have more money in my account than I should. I'm not sure what happened, but it's perfectly fine with me.

Cisco

05-02-2006, 08:47 PM

There are times
When i'm lyin' in my bed
How i bellow and cry from this stupid get
And my eyes are like windshields on a rainy day
Almost rubbed-out, swelling
As i keep on
Diggin' my face
In these cold hands of mine
Heaven knows how embittered i am

'cause this angel has flown away from me
Leaving me in drunken misery
I should have clipped her wings
And made her mine
For all eternity
Now this angel has flown away from me
I thought i had the strength to set her free
I did what i did
Because i love her so
Will she ever find her way
Back home to me...?

I'm so tired
I feel like catching forty-winks
Being up all night in this elbow-room
That puts me in a trance
Where hopes and dreams come true
Now my lips are burning
And my eyes are hurting
From these fumes i make
Still i light another cigarette
Just to pass my time
Oh, heaven knows ho embittered i am

'cause this angel has flown away from me
Leaving me in drunken misery
I should have clipped her wings
And made her mine
For all eternity
Now this angel has flown away from me
I thought i had the strength to set her free
I did what i did
Because i love her so
Will she ever find her way
Back home to me...?

yup, the friend zone is patronizing

Roxie

05-02-2006, 08:51 PM

you turned your heart around that day
the man I saw melted away
swift as snow with harsh decay
my allusions fell in disarray

And if I die before I wake
I'll thank God he led me to the gates
For one more day, I could not take
Without you, there's no need to wake.
Without you, life is just a fake

Although my head knows I was decieved
My heart still rules and I still grieve

Tears pool spilled like milk
Upon my face, draped like silk

Even though I was the one to leave
My heart still rules and I still grieve

And our moment won't come, I know.
But I'll forever love you so.

Lantis

05-02-2006, 09:16 PM

Sentimental/love posts on SRK?

That's like finding a snowflake in the bowels of hell.

Roxie

05-02-2006, 09:21 PM

well, you know me.

05-02-2006, 09:30 PM

Haha, what the fuck, I get BET now? And CMT? The blackest and whitest cable channel.

Carpet Lint

05-02-2006, 09:34 PM

Personally, I think it's a lot better to feel nothing. It's a huge step up from those nights were I'd just lay there in bed like a sad sap, ready to cry. Once the emotional detachment is nearly complete....you are, in a way, invincible. When allowing yourself to feel...at least hatred is much better than depression. Hate is perfect fuel for destructive, negative actions...and those usually feel good....at least for me. I tend to feel specfuckintacular if I can smash something to the point of being unrecognizable...I'd probably feel even better if it were a living thing....but of course that's something we're not allowed to say in public. Anyway, hate = strong. depression/sadness = weaker. (*love? = blinded, vulnerable...thus...weak.)
Is that the way life should be lived? Distancing yourself and being completely emotionally unavailable to anyone - NEVER LEAVING THE ISLAND THAT IS YOUR SOUL!?!

I started thinking about what if we could trade spots just for a day, just to see how the other side lives...and then I started thinking about what if I could channel the individual powers and skillsets of assorted SRK members for various purposes.

Hot girl in miniskirt sighted in local Target shopping center...

ACTIVATE MOON BEAM PRISM POWA
THE POWER OF MILLION
I have become...THE VENGEFUL VOYUER!!!

Commence stalking.

Oh shit! She noticed!

ACTIVATE MOON BEAM PRISM POWA
THE POWER OF RONIN CHAOS
I have become...THE SUPER STAIRMASTER!!!

Take a trip bitch! Now RUN, NIGGA, RUN
Shit! Too fat and white!

ACTIVATE MOON BEAM PRISM POWA
THE POWER OF CARPET LINT
I have become...a skinny Chinaman.

I won second place in the 100 meter race during track & field day in Grade 8, bitches! I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, I'm so tired. I'm going to bed.

05-02-2006, 09:44 PM

All I have to say about monogamy in the human animal is that...everbody falls in love or constantly has hardcore crushes when you were a teen. If anyone remembers their first girlfriend, that was...the world. And, keeping in mind that way back in the day, people often didn't live past 30, I could see someone stretching such a relationship for a very long time, given the crazy-crazy feelings involved.

Love is not a social construct. Monogomy isn't one either, it's just less common.

Roxie

05-02-2006, 09:53 PM

I don't think monogamy is "unnatural"

LIFETIME monogamy, hardcore, super duper long time monogamy takes special people who are willing.

FistsofFury

05-02-2006, 09:57 PM

Man..I just watched 'Birth of A Nation' (the 1915 film about the Reconstruction Era)...oh my lord that movie was racist. Just blatant racism. And the movie reeked with overtones dealing with 'oppressed disenfranchied white minority taking back what's theirs!' in the form of the KKK.

God. We have come a long way.

Cisco

05-02-2006, 10:26 PM

Sentimental/love posts on SRK?

That's like finding a snowflake in the bowels of hell.
:rofl:

Airthrow

05-02-2006, 10:52 PM

I think you know who you're supposed to be with when they intentionally say something stupid to make you laugh so you'll cheer up.

ShinAkumax

05-02-2006, 11:05 PM

I think you know who you're supposed to be with when they intentionally say something stupid to make you laugh so you'll cheer up.

Mailed you a picture at your hotmail adress.

05-03-2006, 01:09 AM

TheSix

05-03-2006, 01:14 AM

AM tv...the one thing that never changes. Can never get enough of these Bowflex, Pro Active, and Girls gone wild commercials. And they have showed the same ones for years on end.

...and why the fuck Sabrina comes on at 2'o'clock in the morning is beyond me.

Airthrow

05-03-2006, 02:11 AM

Mailed you a picture at your hotmail adress.

Don't see it, conczepts@yahoo.com instead.

JackTenrac!

05-03-2006, 05:45 AM

I won second place in the 100 meter race during track & field day in Grade 8, bitches!

Which school did you go to then, Carpet Lint?

Possibly, the occurances of finding a Leperchaun in Canadia is as slim-jim as the probability of resorting to Teletubby resolutions to solve the age old question: Who ate my cornbread?

ethnic_scrap

05-03-2006, 08:37 AM

RaishinX

05-03-2006, 08:56 AM

http://excaliburgames.digibase.ca/SVC/image.php?p1char=kyo1&p1line1=No%2C+bitch%2C+they%27re+isn%27t&p1line2=any+site+like+that.&p1line3=&stage=nude&imgformat=jpeg&go=Generate&p2char=dancry&p2line1=...&p2line2=&p2line3=

:rofl: Nice one. I could go for one of those pre-fight/win quote text generators again. Oh and I did find what I was looking for at Gamefaqs, Bear Ryoma.

Dorya! I'm getting way better at it...

PsychoMistress

05-03-2006, 10:34 AM

Damn a 7.8 earthquake hit the South Pacific.

I always see these natural disasters on the news and just once, I wish we could get something here. Nothing ever happens here. Not that I want anyone hurt or anything, but a little minor something would be interesting to experience.

Mark Beast

05-03-2006, 11:14 AM

majoring in art is a waste of time. as soon as i graduate i'm gonna try to break in the fashion world via a paid internship, yadda yadda, etc. but if the shit don't work out, i'm joining the military. this art shit is fucking lame. its like a prison. they want you to be a certain way, do certain stuff, etc. and its all subjective. one person likes your shit and another shits on it. fuck this. its the whole reason why i don't even make avatars anymore. i'm just bored with it all.

if you read this and you are about to declare your major in college, and you are NOT in an art college, do not, i repeat do not become an art major. wtf@ anyone in a non art college becoming an art major. actually, why the fuck would anyone that doesn't aspire to become a person that does only fine art become an art major anyway? its better to go out and get field experience and network than to sit and listen to bullshit about old dead ppl that create endless and useless canons.

FistsofFury

05-03-2006, 11:43 AM

Man..my life feels like things are gonna happen soon.

The music side...things are coming along. My side project band has a bassist (classical trained) and a keyboardist/violinst/soprano/asian guy (really really classical trained). Me and the guitarist started a song. I wrote lyrics and a chorus and junk the other night. And the main band is always churning out instrumentals.

But we need a space. We were trying to get this 300 dollar a month spot in a warehouse (air conditioning, carpet, 24-7 access) but the lady is dicking us around. Last night we found an add for a 200 dollar spot on 8 mile. I should call that number.

I need a better job. Hopefully I can nail a corporate crappy job at this Job Fair on the 25th. I'm gonna be there early in my 'Get dis paper' mode (nice slacks, nice shirt, tie, shave, smile, bullshit).

Yeah. Music is fun. Gotta find a basement party that my side band can rock soon.

Hey guys:
What old school theme would you LOVE to hear rocked the fuck out? With a keyboard synth doing weird sounds.

Ideas we've already bounced:
-Guile's SF2 theme
-Sonic 1 Green Hill
-Sonic 2's boss battle theme
-Some Megaman 2 shit

*InVeRs3*

05-03-2006, 12:42 PM

*ah...a mention of the FriendZone™...that forsaken, foul place. FZ™ is the great Chasm of Nothing...an endless abyss that defines the truest notion of absolute hopelessness. If only any of my girl_friends from those earlier years even had an idea the pain an agony I went through just continuing to exist within that dreaded realm of despair....that Depression Dimension....uncertainty leading to misery, which would lead to bitterness...leading off to hate and thus empowerment, and that freedom of apathy....that wonderful emotional detachment...I'm just rambling on and on about not much of anything. I happen to love my own thoughts so much.

If the concept of having casual partners was widely accepted, then no one would have to worry about this. You'd go up to someone at the office and say "hey, i'm kinda tired. I need a power fuck, how about you?" And if they think you're ugly, they'll simply say "NO." None of this subtle bull crap that happens now. You have to wait to know if you're FZ'd? PFFFT. With casual partners, you know then and there that you're not going to get anything.

Fir

05-03-2006, 12:52 PM

I wonder why one of my co-workers calls my PSP an "X-Box"....maybe he's just that clueless, but come on man....

You know the old saying: "Money doesn't grow on trees" - well what if it fucking did eh? That would be some shit just having to go to some plant and rape that shit of its fortune...but then it would also hurt/kill us in the end because all plant life would eventually die...

Panicked

05-03-2006, 01:00 PM

The craigslist personals are hillarious :rofl:

Mark Beast

05-03-2006, 01:08 PM

sonic 2's boss theme, chemical plant, mystic cave zone, fuck it, green hill zone, anything would be crazy.

TheSix

05-03-2006, 01:20 PM

I wonder why one of my co-workers calls my PSP an "X-Box"....maybe he's just that clueless, but come on man....

WTF :lol:

*InVeRs3*

05-03-2006, 01:25 PM

The craigslist personals are hillarious :rofl:

I know! It makes you wonder if people on the internet are crazy fucks or if EVERYONE is crazy.

Fir

05-03-2006, 01:45 PM

WTF :lol:

Yeah that's what I was doing in my mind...this shit is real yo.

Til' this day I still let him call it an X-box, I tried to convince him otherwise - but damn is he stupid as fuck lol....

ShinAkumax

05-03-2006, 02:07 PM

What old school theme would you LOVE to hear rocked the fuck out? With a keyboard synth doing weird sounds.

Dude, it's ALL about stage 2-2 in Ninja Gaiden 2, the part where the snow goes all ninja and shit.

With that said, I had an interview today for a job that pays 17 bucks an hour. For some of the richer folk at SRK this might not mean much. But to me... fuck. It is my dream to sell out to a faceless corporation. If just so that I may reach my goals sometimes soon. Stress the fuck out, fuck, fuck , fuck.

Fir

05-03-2006, 02:17 PM

I am SRK's peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a tall glass of cold milk.

Haha! The honey bun only cost 30 to 50 cents where I'm from - nothing like 1.99 for peanut butter and 2.49 for jelly. You made some great points about the peanut butter and jelly sandwich but I still favor the honey bun far superior.

Carpet Lint

05-03-2006, 05:31 PM

Which school did you go to then, Carpet Lint?
William Berczy, up in Markham.

And the only reason I came in second in the 100 meters was because my buddy had an inhuman jump to start the race (probably borderline cheating, I still don't know), and he upset me - the undisputed #1 seed - I was already the anchor of the relay team.

And the only reason I even got a ribbon was because there was like one black guy in the entire school. Only in the absence of negro power can the chinks rise up in sporting events. Still, beating all those white people wasn't a bad feat for me back in Grade 8.

Then I went to the areas for 100 meters and running long jump (I was the top running long jumper in William Berczy, bitches!) and I got completely raped by all the black kids, who were already like twice as tall as I was.

Track & field day was my absolute favourite day of the school year back in elementary school. And entire day of no classes, and when you're not competing in an event, it's just all-day recess. Doesn't hurt that I was okay at that stuff too and they handed out ribbons for first to sixth place.

I miss elementary school. Wall ball and hand ball most of all.

monbaby

05-03-2006, 06:00 PM

Does anyone remember Mario Paint for SNES?...

Man that game was the shit back in the day...

I still remember those commecials about making songs with frogs and shit...

Me and my brother and cousin spent hours on that shit making cartoons and music...

Anyways i heard there is a rumor that revolution was getting Mario Paint...

If so YAY!!....

JackTenrac!

05-03-2006, 06:13 PM

^ Woah, that's cool. That day was the ish. They did that at my school also, but there was this guy who looked 22-ish, but because he was a jamaican straight from the island. He beasted well.

Guess the system up there sucks.

I went to Elmbank in Etobicoke.

Grade 7 was the greatest. I was voted Class Clown for raping the rest of the students with mama jokes I made on the fly. Then, in the winter, we had a big brawl. Fist against Fist. WCW(5 homerooms) vs NWO(1 homeroom). I switched sides and damn to the latter, but it was a riot. We all would just kick the crap outta each other and man, it was worth it to see some guy on the ground in the fetal position and your foot, racing to his package. Even the girls got into it. Snow jobs.

So much drama. Too many laughs. I sure miss those days. Red Ass, Suicide, The Your mama Game, American, 3 in 2 out, hand ball too. All about the Recess! We played suicide indoors once...with stairs. Running up them made you an easy target to get whipped!

Ontario's junior high = hey, it's that tight. Your Kevin Smith worships it. Degrassi is his ownnaaaa.

Shawnee Smith in Becker:
http://www.shawneesmith.info/images/misc/20040503people00.jpg

cuteness...in a wierd way. Saw her in a kimono on the show. Wierdness since it didn't look traditional, but heck it was gorgeous pattern. She's a ditz there, but there's something about her...something...the n the Reggie actor is actually a pornstar now. That Danson kid. Always ruining the ladies.

...that went well.

Murt!

05-03-2006, 06:16 PM

American?

And by the "your mama game" I think you mean "Playing the Dozens."

Million

05-03-2006, 06:28 PM

...aka "Checkin". That's what they called it in Memphis. It was like THE greatest live entertainment on a typical school day.

*I made animated porn with Mario Paint. I imagine the possibilities with Revolution's Mario Paint (*fuck calling it "Wii". It's either Rev, or "New Nintendo" to me) are incredible.

As if Boston Legal wasn't just a great show on its own...there's also the TnA factor. Julie Bowen is one of the hottest blonde white women ever. She just has that look...that look that radiates the very concept of POWERSEX....not slow, sensual, sweet lovemaking...she looks like a raw POWERSEX kind of girl....I bet she's like a ravenous beast in the bedroom...ready to do some property damage on the road to orgasm. That lucky bastard Brad got a piece of her ass on last night's episode.(*and the week before, apparently...unfortunately I missed that, as I fell asleep) I love that show. Oh yeah...the others...there's this hot black girl on there...and another white blonde who has more of a cute/adorable look....she has a thing for Alan. Alan could SO hit it. She even told him a few episodes ago that sex was pretty much inevitable.

JackTenrac!

05-03-2006, 06:31 PM

American?

And by the "your mama game" I think you mean "Playing the Dozens."
Both B-ball games:

Your mama: Shooting around and dissing someone's mom on each shot.

American: First person to get 12 pts wins the round. Lowest is out.

FistsofFury

05-03-2006, 07:30 PM

Hey guys:
What old school theme would you LOVE to hear rocked the fuck out? With a keyboard synth doing weird sounds.

Ideas we've already bounced:
-Guile's SF2 theme
-Sonic 1 Green Hill
-Sonic 2's boss battle theme
-Some Megaman 2 shit

Man Comic Books are a lot like soap operas.

JackTenrac!

05-03-2006, 07:56 PM

^
Elchelon burn theme for Dead or Alive 2 (DCers know what I mean).

Moon song on my cell.(Super Mario Land 2 for GameBoy)

...that went well.

phae

05-03-2006, 10:56 PM

Just checking in! (Didja miss me?)

I'm at my mom's house right now.. on her laptop. I hate laptops.

I had a job interview on Tuesday with a tanning salon here in Brooklyn! The hours are odd (midnight to 9 AM), but the guy said I can work 5 days a week, which is badass. Phae gets a full time job! Very, very, nice. I'm waiting for them to call me about training. They said they'd call today and they didn't - so I am going to call them tomorrow to see what's going on. If nothing happens (which I will be sad about!), I am going to get a job with a friend of mine instead.

I hung out with Flash Gordon today, he started teaching me 3rd Strike. It's a lot harder than it looks, especially since i'm a spaz. He gave me the phone strap from his Hyper Street Fighter II box thing - it's a black leather strap that says "Street Fighter" on it, and another dangly part has Chun Li's spiky wristbands on it. It's pretty cool.

So, I was dressed in my interview clothes - my black dress pants, my heels, my button up shirt.. I had my red Coach bag with the usual stuff in it (DS, novel to read, my lovely red Coach wallet), and my folder with copies of my resume + two pens..

And I can't get my lip rings out of my face. Seriously. I spent a good half an hour trying to get them out. They would not budge.

So I had to go to a piercing parlor, and pay $5 for someone to take them out for me.

You bet your ass I am not putting them things back in. RIP, Phae's Lip Piercings. You guys were great, and I loved having you around.. but me working is more important than having some jewelery in my face. I have priorities, and money is the top concern. I can always get repierced.

It feels funny not having my spikes in my lip any more.. it feels like I lost a part of me. I'm really kind of sad about it.

But I still have my septum ring, which with God willing, I will carry with me to the fucking grave. Of all my piercings, my septum ring is the one I loved the most. It was the first, yanno? If a guy said that he didn't like my septum ring i'd tell him to get to steppin'.. that's how much I like the damned thing.

Mechanica

05-04-2006, 07:06 AM

:rofl: Nice one. I could go for one of those pre-fight/win quote text generators again. Oh and I did find what I was looking for at Gamefaqs, Bear Ryoma.

Dorya! I'm getting way better at it...
http://excaliburgames.digibase.ca/SVC/

:wgrin:

Fir

05-04-2006, 01:08 PM

What does the average ping mean in the SRK arcade? I look at everybody's stats and shit - I'm kinda clueless on this one...

It feels good being the Snake champion, that's a title worth having ever since I broke the shit. 5778 was the score or something like that - would of gotten to 6K if I didn't have to go take a piss...

Of course, your welcome to try too beat that score and steal my trophy.

arcticninja

05-04-2006, 02:45 PM

yay, I turn 25 today.

no new superpowers this year, what a gyp.

raisingstorm

05-04-2006, 03:13 PM

the human body is made up of 50% snausages

Fir

05-04-2006, 04:22 PM

That Super Flash Mario Bros. title is mine. Good day.

VG Emblem

05-04-2006, 06:12 PM

yay, I turn 25 today.

no new superpowers this year, what a gyp.
Haha, loser!
For my next Birthday I get the ability to turn water into funk. :)

*InVeRs3*

05-04-2006, 07:24 PM

crossfire...............

CROSSFY-AH!!!!!!!!!!

Carpet Lint

05-04-2006, 07:33 PM

How old are you again, VG? You're in highschool at least, right?

CROSSFY-AH!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahaha YES!

arcticninja

05-04-2006, 07:58 PM

Carpet Lint!!!! You must bring back your M. Bison avatar!!!

that shit is bananas.

...seriously.

and holy crap, VG Emblem is only 13. It all makes sense now.

Rico!

05-04-2006, 08:42 PM

girls that are cheapskates. So cheap they dont even want you spending your own money on them. Good or bad?

Lantis

05-04-2006, 08:51 PM

girls that are cheapskates. So cheap they dont even want you spending your own money on them. Good or bad?

Good.

Just put your penis in their lovehole and tell her IF IT AINT GOOD ENUFF FOR YA???

Roxie

05-04-2006, 09:00 PM

I have this intense emptiness inside.
I feel like I'm missing something/someone I loved more than anyone. Like someone died.
I don't know what it is.

Lantis

05-04-2006, 09:03 PM

Don't worry, I'm still alive. :wgrin:

FistsofFury

05-05-2006, 03:43 AM

The middle finger (aka 'The Finger') feels very pointless in the 21st century.

It has become a natural picture pose for all wannabe badasses.

Did it ever mean anything? Maybe I just missed it.

raisingstorm

05-05-2006, 04:47 AM

Just vigorously and dramatically pick your nose while staring at someone, it's way more offensive than the finger.

JackTenrac!

05-05-2006, 05:45 AM

This woman I am currently working with is the most intelligent, responsible, accountable, purpose-driven african american woman I have ever come across in my entire life...

I feel sorry for her boyfriend. Poor guy will die from intimacy.

--

Vacation Week whizzed by like The Flash. No time to pee. Back to the books.

--

Roxie...it could be gas. GO EAT GIRL!

...that went well.

Rico!

05-05-2006, 06:32 AM

Good.

Just put your penis in their lovehole and tell her IF IT AINT GOOD ENUFF FOR YA???

exactly what i was thinking.

ShinAkumax

05-05-2006, 09:26 AM

Don't see it, conczepts@yahoo.com instead.

Get it?

kcxj

05-05-2006, 09:43 AM

JackTenrac!

05-05-2006, 09:56 AM

^
...so

Let the Bear Ryoma compute this:

your ass goes away for a while because of our unappreciation for your Goddess wordship and DeAngelo worship, then you come back, bad-mouthing us with bad gram-mar?

...meh. Insult yourself, son. They tried. I tried.

...went well, that.

Penguin

05-05-2006, 10:15 AM

crossfire...............

CROSSFY-AH!!!!!!!!!!
CROSS FIRE!

Does anyone have a sound bite of that guy saying this?

monbaby

05-05-2006, 10:22 AM

CROSSFIYAH!!!....

YOU"LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THA....

CROSSFIYAH!!!....

CROSS FIYAH...

CROSSFIYAH...

CROSSSS- FIYAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!....

Man i needed that damn game after i saw that commercial...

Muff Daddy

05-05-2006, 10:48 AM

http://metrotimes.com/editorial/story.asp?id=9169

The double closet: Shunned by Arabs for being gay, and by gays for being Arab, an emerging community struggles

The suffocatingly sweet scent of peach-flavored tobacco wafts through the Male Box, swirling around the disco lights that ricochet off mirrored walls. The smoldering aroma is rising from a series of hookah pipes perched on glitter-flecked tables — a rather odd juxtaposition in a beer-and-shot gay bar that's located on a desolate stretch of Seven Mile Road in Detroit. It's Saturday night and the place is slowly filling up with men of a variety of ages and races — but this isn't any ordinary evening. Tonight, the bar is playing host to Arabian Nights, a series of monthly events designed to validate and unite one of the most closeted communities in the area, and in the nation:

Gay and lesbian Arabs.

Arabian Nights is orchestrated by AL-GAMEA, a group formed in 2004 by three gay Arab men dedicated to creating a forum for support, socialization, education and awareness, in an area that's home to the largest and most visible Arab-American community in the country.

...

As immigrants, they must cope with melding two nationalities; as Arabs, they must deal with unbridled, post-9/11 racism in this country; and as gays, they must deal with jokes, harassment, discrimination, and sometimes, the threat of being attacked and beaten — even by their own families.

Outing oneself as gay in this country can still lead to alienation of friends and family, pain, shame, humiliation and discrimination. But in the Middle East, where gender roles are extremely polarized, being gay can lead to imprisonment, flogging or death.

The 2004 Canadian TV documentary Gloriously Free chronicled the traumatic tale of one Middle Eastern man, the son of a powerful Jordan politician, who was thrown down a flight of stairs by his family when they discovered he was gay. As he recovered in the hospital, his younger brother shot him in the leg. The crime, considered "a family matter," was never prosecuted.

Ronin must have taken a trip to Jordan without telling anyone.

Rico!

05-05-2006, 10:54 AM

duh duh DUUUUUH (http://www.angelfire.com/anime5/smygo/THE_SOUND.wav)

NG1313

05-05-2006, 12:04 PM

Some character in GTA: SA told me to buy the autoshop in San Fierro... I did, but nothing happened, so I reloaded and ditched it. I didn't get any garages or anything. What's up with it? I've completed pretty much all serious missions, excluding girlfriends, oysters, horseshoes and such... and I'm 65/69% finished. Is the rest all bullshit? Or is there more? Ceasar's logo is on the autoshop in San Fierro, but like I said, it didn't do anything...

There's another empty landing pad, by the planegraveyard in the desert. I got the transport-helicopter saved to one spot (stolen from the military base in Las Venturas). Is there another cool aircraft to steal and save? Like a jet fighter or something.

Anybody have the GTA3 and GTA: VC soundtracks?

*InVeRs3*

05-05-2006, 12:53 PM

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/273/

Here's the video for the original commercial.

RaishinX

05-05-2006, 01:00 PM

Hey, not that any of you nerd for life, homosexuals care, but you're allowed to send voice messages though your PC microphone to the members on asianfriendfinder.com.

How pathetic.:rolleyes:

Did it ever mean anything? Maybe I just missed it.

I think at some point some guys shot arrows with two fingers and were mocking some other feudal group by showing said fingers off. Then they like dropped the one finger (maybe because the middle finger was more important). That's just one thing I vaguely read like a million years ago.

And what is it with chicks bugging guys that don't talk a lot? If he doesn't wanna speak then why try to make him? Some girls were bothering this quiet guy (who has a habit of following me when he has no other obligation) in school today and I just like :wtf:? Fuck the cat; curiosity kills me!

TheSix

05-05-2006, 02:23 PM

crossfire...............
CROSSFY-AH!!!!!!!!!!

Man, I still got that game. I lost all the balls though :sad:

It got no love but it was fuckin' dope.

Hellion

05-05-2006, 04:14 PM

NE1 ever happen to watch Robot Chicken?

abacabb

05-05-2006, 04:19 PM

It was fuckin hot today. Im bout to go get drunk at my homies crib. Cinco de Mayo is the shit.

Jappo

05-05-2006, 04:38 PM

Man, I still got that game. I lost all the balls though :sad:

It got no love but it was fuckin' dope.

How do you play that game? I remember when I was young I saw that commercial with those two kids shooting each other or somerhing.

Serp's Attorney

05-05-2006, 04:38 PM

Hey, not that any of you nerd for life, homosexuals care, but you're allowed to send voice messages though your PC microphone to the members on asianfriendfinder.com.

That's way too good.

After all, any true player knows that it's totally not the words you say, but rather... how you say them. Voice tone communicates so much more than a silly e-mail can do, and that's awesome.

I've never seen so many pretty Chinese women on a single dating website as well... so yeah... :smile:

Why did you erase like a half year's worth of posts from your LJ? I've been linking people left and right to that stuff. You don't know how many people have been laughing at you these past few weeks. Please, please put it back up, you brought joy to many people's lives. Dont' worry, not everyone laughed completely at you, one of my friends wants to meet up with you at Foxwoods, and I think he wants to beat the crap out of you. He did say you were slick though, so I dunno, maybe he respected you?

Million

05-05-2006, 04:46 PM

So...some trucker bukkaked the interstate with pond scum today, completely screwing up Nashville traffic to all hell. The interstate is most likely still impossible to navigate, and I took regular streets home.....it took me 1 hour and 10 minutes just to get back to the apartment.

ah, there's no telling what I would give to have my apparent ESP ability back. I never really tell people this, as there's only a small percentage of people who even believe in that sort of thing....and I think we're all a bit more open on internet forums....but at least according to the parents and grandma, I had this "gift" when I was a little kid. Mom and Dad for some reason allowed me to watch The Shining(aka "the most genuinely terrifying movie of all time.") way back then...and that was the end for that special "sight beyond sight". It certainly explains those odd occurences where I'd dream about something that didn't happen until a few days later. This issue also kinda leads into my general thoughts/queries regarding time, destiny/fate, and even free will. (*i.e. if destinyfate is real....then our "free will" would actually be false. Assuming destiny or fate is true, that means everything that is going to happen already did, pretty much....think of characters in a fictional story. Everything that is to happen in their world was already written....so they would not actually be "free" in thought or action. On a tech note...imagine the npc characters in an RPG...or just any "npc"/AI controlled character....it does not have true free will or thought, since every possible action it will do was already set. It can only follow the programming script. Another interesting thing, is that since there's most likely no way to prove the somewhat depressing possibility of fate....it is forever beyond our level of perception, and thus, irrelevant. If everyone...all the "characters" in the story....if we're all encapsulated within the illusion....then would it really matter if it is in fact an illusion?

VG Emblem

05-05-2006, 04:53 PM

Hellion

05-05-2006, 04:57 PM

If everyone...all the "characters" in the story....if we're all encapsulated within the illusion....then would it really matter if it is in fact an illusion?

Sure. 'Cause if the bastard dreaming all this up suddenly woke up we'd all cease to exist. We simply cannot allow that to happen.

So on a serious note you actually had deja vu on a regular and lost it after watching "The Shining?" There are moments where I've had deja vu and I just hold my hands up like a preacher hoping the world would freeze so I can understand what the fuck just happened, but my girl just tells me that's my imagination and I think I've seen it before just because we are creatures of routine.
(I called bullshit on that and apologized later.)

I've had thoughts on deja vu coinciding with fate, and I figure since deja vu really only occurs after you've done something (or as you're doing something, whatever) perhaps it's just a "checkpoint" in your life that you're reached?
Not that anyone could really understand the relevance of that but that's just an idea.

Robot Chicken kills me.

Serp's Attorney

05-05-2006, 05:11 PM

JackTenrac!

05-05-2006, 06:05 PM

CROSSFIYAH!!!....

YOU"LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THA....

CROSSFIYAH!!!....

CROSS FIYAH...

CROSSFIYAH...

CROSSSS- FIYAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!....

Man i needed that damn game after i saw that commercial...
....classics? nice.

^ Serpent's back.

...that went well.

FistsofFury

05-05-2006, 06:22 PM

ah, there's no telling what I would give to have my apparent ESP ability back. I never really tell people this, as there's only a small percentage of people who even believe in that sort of thing....and I think we're all a bit more open on internet forums....but at least according to the parents and grandma, I had this "gift" when I was a little kid. Mom and Dad for some reason allowed me to watch The Shining(aka "the most genuinely terrifying movie of all time.") way back then...and that was the end for that special "sight beyond sight". It certainly explains those odd occurences where I'd dream about something that didn't happen until a few days later. This issue also kinda leads into my general thoughts/queries regarding time, destiny/fate, and even free will. (*i.e. if destinyfate is real....then our "free will" would actually be false. Assuming destiny or fate is true, that means everything that is going to happen already did, pretty much....think of characters in a fictional story. Everything that is to happen in their world was already written....so they would not actually be "free" in thought or action. On a tech note...imagine the npc characters in an RPG...or just any "npc"/AI controlled character....it does not have true free will or thought, since every possible action it will do was already set. It can only follow the programming script. Another interesting thing, is that since there's most likely no way to prove the somewhat depressing possibility of fate....it is forever beyond our level of perception, and thus, irrelevant. If everyone...all the "characters" in the story....if we're all encapsulated within the illusion....then would it really matter if it is in fact an illusion?

Million you probably still have it. Just you repressed the hell out of it after watching the movie. Go on a quest to dig your superpowers back up.

Fate to me..is simply certain things are inevitable because of the kinds of people involved. Most people don't think that much about what they do, go with emotions after things happen. That is the only thing (I think) that makes something inevitable.

Azrael

05-05-2006, 09:03 PM

I showed my (Japanese) girlfriend some of kcxj's posts in this thread (with translation of course). Her response was "...Kimoi. Sugoi kimoi. (Disgusting/creepy. Really disgusting/creepy.)"

Her: Do you know that guy?
Me: Well, not really.
Her: Well, don't. OK?

Funny.

Rico!

05-05-2006, 09:13 PM

I might as well admit it too, i've shown some people kcxj's blog too. same response as above basically.

Roxie

05-05-2006, 09:25 PM

Penguin

05-05-2006, 09:26 PM

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/273/

Here's the video for the original commercial.
Someone rep this man!!!
CROSS FIYAH!!!!

JackTenrac!

05-05-2006, 09:52 PM

Take me to the powwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....book.

What is really wrong with "...that went well."?

...that went well.

TheSix

05-05-2006, 09:56 PM

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/273/

Here's the video for the original commercial.

Well thats going on the MP3 :rofl: :rofl:

*InVeRs3*

05-05-2006, 10:16 PM

Million

05-05-2006, 10:17 PM

I recall an older version though; it was like "...gotta get it in the Crossfiya! Gotta get it in the crossfiya crossfiyah!"

I remember it was fun to sing along, trying to remember the words to the Mouse Trap game commercial..."..which knocks the marble right down the chute...which knocks the man, into the pan...the trap is set HERE COMES THE NET! Mouse Trap! I guarantee, it's the craziest trap you'll ever see...
..from Milton Bradley" (or was it Parker Bros.?) Mouse Trap and other Rube(?)Goldberg things now will always remind me of THE funniest scene ever in Family Guy....Peter's "Breakfast Machine". Oh man...that fuckin killed me the first time I saw it. Yes, I actually laughed to death and had to resurrect myself.

I bet few people even from the 80s remember...there was actually a "Yo, Noid!" videogame. The Noid character was surprisingly popular back in the day....then he was just dropped....and what happened to7up's Cool Spot? These were great "logo characters", yet the companies just stopped using them. That's...kind of stupid. There were even several Cool Spot video games. I remember the SNES one(or Genesis...I can't remember which one I played) was actually a good, fun game. Why throw characters like that away? Spot had become the whole damn franchise, with numerous big budget(at the time) commercials, the games, print ads, clothes, etc.....yet they just let him go, much like Domino's dropped Noid. This doesn't make sense to me. It's about as logical as Kellogg's dropping Tony the Tiger entirely, leaving us with a Tiger-less box of Frosted Flakes.

Rico!

05-05-2006, 10:22 PM

what happened to Camel Joe? He made me think smoking was cool. When I was 4.

I remember Time Square had a HUGE lighted billboard with him on it around 15 years ago. Now time square is all disneyfied and all the porn shops and such are gone.

*InVeRs3*

05-05-2006, 10:26 PM

When I get money to burn, I'm sure as hell going to buy that crossfire game. I'm going to force everyone I know to play with me too. LOL.

VG Emblem

05-05-2006, 10:27 PM

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/273/

Here's the video for the original commercial.
What the hell is that?

Lol, too hyper announcers = funny. :rofl:

Million

05-05-2006, 10:28 PM

heh, I'm surprised they got away with Joe Camel for so many years. That character always looked like a penis. Dude's face was a BLATANT phallic symbol, and as such...it cracked me up every time. I could not look at one of those old print ads without giggling. The only way it could've been more obvious is if you had him pictured with a jheri curl(the pubes), and a gross "runny nose"(nut). heheh...which reminds me...Jay Z looks like Joe Camel too. Anyway, the company finally got in trouble a few years ago, but not because Joe is an obvious phallic symbol. Too many claimed this cartoon character's existence basically sold the cigarettes to kids. So there was some legal actions that I barely remember....and the company had to drop Joe Camel off all ads....replacing it with a realistic looking camel.

*InVeRs3*

05-05-2006, 10:31 PM

What the hell is that?

Lol, too hyper announcers = funny. :rofl:

What the hell is that?

DID YOU ASK

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

It's fucking CROSSFIRE. We should get you banned for saying this.

Then again, you're 13, and haven't experienced the latish 80s-early 90s era.

Rico!

05-05-2006, 10:33 PM

TheSix

05-05-2006, 10:35 PM

It's okay, he hasn't got caught up in it!

CROSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

VG Emblem

05-05-2006, 10:39 PM

What the hell is that?

DID YOU ASK

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

It's fucking CROSSFIRE. We should get you banned for saying this.

Then again, you're 13, and haven't experienced the latish 80s-early 90s era.
Well, actually, I think I've heard of this product before. I've just never seen that wonderful commercial, thanks for the link.

*InVeRs3*

05-05-2006, 10:41 PM

Well, actually, I think I've heard of this product before. I've just never seen that wonderful commercial, thanks for the link.

It's ok. We need to let young people of all ages know what an amazinglicious game this is. YOU NEED TO BE CAUGHT UP IN THE CROSSFIRE!

kcxj

05-05-2006, 10:45 PM

Why did you erase like a half year's worth of posts from your LJ? I've been linking people left and right to that stuff. You don't know how many people have been laughing at you these past few weeks. Please, please put it back up, you brought joy to many people's lives. Dont' worry, not everyone laughed completely at you, one of my friends wants to meet up with you at Foxwoods, and I think he wants to beat the crap out of you. He did say you were slick though, so I dunno, maybe he respected you?
Oh, they're not erased.

I set them to private instead. You need to be on my friends list now if you want to read my posts.

I accidently gave out some revealing information about myself on one of my posts, and some random dude figured out where I work. I thought it was smooth, bear, or some other guy that knows me from SRK, but it was some random guy browsing LJ.

Not good.

If some guy can find my journal, then I don't want to risk the girls finding it and seeing that I've been calling them stupid, ugly fucking bitches with dumbass China accents etc...

Give me your livejournal name whoever's interested and I'm happy to add you to my list.
Let the Bear Ryoma compute this:

your ass goes away for a while because of our unappreciation for your Goddess wordship and DeAngelo worship, then you come back, bad-mouthing us with bad gram-mar?

...meh. Insult yourself, son. They tried. I tried.

...went well, that.
Easy there, player. I think you've temporarily mistaken yourself for a woman if you took my comment as an insult.

Anyway, it was a heads up that that particular website lets you send out voice messages instead of the usual e-mails and friend requests.

That makes it so much easier for a guy like me who's not as good as online dating as he wants to be yet. I can talk to the woman directly and let her hear my voice, like I do with the women I interact with offline.

VG Emblem

05-05-2006, 10:49 PM

It's ok. We need to let young people of all ages know what an amazinglicious game this is. YOU NEED TO BE CAUGHT UP IN THE CROSSFIRE!
YES SIR!

On a slightly unrelated note, what's up with FMJaguar?
I know he's a mod of some areas, but he has a really weird rep title and now his name is in red. So yeah, anybody know why he has all this stuff? Friends with Wiz or something?

Airthrow

05-05-2006, 11:01 PM

*InVeRs3*

05-05-2006, 11:11 PM

What's funny about KCJX is how he ignores all posts that refer to his grimey/sleezy/creepyness. I had to stop listening to the MP3s he posted of himself demoing "lines" because I felt embarrassed just listening to it.

My mom gave me notice via email this morning that I have 30 days after I come back from the Phillipines to "Get the fuck out" of her house. Other than her goading me into an argument the other day and me not telling her exactly when I was leaving, she really doesn't have any reason. I don't even talk to the bitch, I just live here under an agreement that I got to live here until November to save up money. This will be the third time she has kicked me out of her house now. First time at 14, second at 18, and now I am 20.

Crazy ass bitch, hopefully when I get back I won't be fucking homeless. I hate my life.

Sunday I will be heading to Manila, hopefully TONS OF SEX will dull the pain. :sad:

I'm kind of shocked your girlfrined from the PHILIPPINES is going to let you have sex with her honestly. Why? Because she's from PHILIPPINES. I don't know, maybe the times have changed there. It's kind of like how Greeks in the UK break plates, but the Greeks in Greece don't do it nowadays because it's expensive. I remember someone telling me that their Filipino American parents won't let their 20 year old son go out partying, but when they went to the Philippines to visit cousins, his cousin's parents didn't mind them partying.

edit:

hopefully you don't end up homeless, keep your head up.

maxx

05-05-2006, 11:16 PM

as stupid as it sounds i think i've fallen for a girl in cali. But i live in mass...ugh...we've been talking and texting on the phone everyday for like two weeks.

im even lookin at schools in cali to transfer. sooo weird..fallin for this one. but i got lots of friends in cali that she's friends with so its pretty dope we have a similar circle of friends..martial arts people.

weird ass long distance relationship. Gonna see her this summer when i come to a martial arts camp in cali.

Azrael

05-05-2006, 11:17 PM

So, I'm not alone then?
Nope, you're not the only one.

I've peeped David DeAngelo's material too, but what I got out of it was more that it was important to work on yourself first - build your own confidence, know that you are smart enough, good-looking enough, etc. When you've done that, then girls will come to you. Not some whole cheat sheet designed to trick women into being interested in you.

Million

05-05-2006, 11:25 PM

..heh, the very idea of "..girls come to you" still makes me laugh. For every one that actually does something like that...there are at least 340,011,002 that don't do a goddamn thing. Girls approaching the guys....heh, yeah....only if they're extremely fat, or jailbait....and even with those 2 categories...the jailbaits are more common.

Fine, dammit. I'd just as soon slit their throats and burn them alive as look at them at this point.

kcxj

05-05-2006, 11:38 PM

[16:48] SRKBlast: hahahahaha
[16:48] SRKBlast: hes been hitting on girls for two months, hasn't gotten laid and he calls everyone else nerds?
[16:49] SRKBlast: I bet I got more pussy the week of thanksgiving then he will get all year
[16:49] Serpent: haha
[16:49] Serpent: i think..
[16:49] Serpent: youve already had more sex than he will have the rest of his life combined
[16:49] SRKBlast: hahahahaha
[16:49] Serpent: me and viscant spoke about this, he's not hitting on girls, he is bothering/harassing them
[16:49] SRKBlast: hahahaha
[16:49] SRKBlast: it's true
It's funny how a person that hasn't even seen or talked to me in over a year now is so interested and knows so much about my personal life (enough to make judgements) huh?

Don't waste my time.

At least I never went around showing off pictures of a girl I was Friendzoned with and trying to pass her off as my girlfriend.

Did Josh show you the picture of the ugly girl he climbed on top off (and probably came in 5 seconds) also?

05-05-2006, 11:57 PM

Guys in the SRK peer group (late teens to mid-twenties) are generally obsessed with tricking women into having sex with them.

Bangbus, "spanish fly," use this deodorant and speak this way and do this thing, and chicks will jump on top of you. It's really a rape fantasy, almost. Perhaps it's the hunter instinct...guys our age keep looking for the bait.

Just handle your own shit. I understand doing innocuous/dumb stuff just to get chicks, but aplly the hunting instinct to yourself...become someone that a good woman (or whatever you're looking for) would be interested in.

What took me a while to understand is that women are people. As a guy, younger guys especially, it's sorta easy to look at it as "us" vs "them." Equal rights, yadda yadda, but since I was a guy, "we" were the main group.

Chicks are just people with boobs.

Weird people, sure. But, put yourself in their shoes, and I think it would make life a lot easier.

Airthrow: CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS. No anchor babies, please.

05-05-2006, 11:58 PM

05-06-2006, 12:07 AM

kcxj

05-06-2006, 02:56 AM

Oh wow, check out what came in my mailbox today.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/stuff.jpg

What an extrordinarily beautiful woman Stuff magazine picked for their cover for once.

Samaire --> sah-MEE-rah, with a rolled "r"

Sounds Japanese doesn't it?

It's the first time in over a year that one of these American men's magazines finally featured a cover girl that's really captured my attention and gotten the hormones pumping.

Check out Stuff magazine this month. The pictorial inside is worth it. She doesn't show a lot of skin, but she has curves in all the right places and the photographer does an amazing job having her pose to really accentuate and emphasize her sensual attributes.

--------

Az:

I read your post about what seperates man from animal.

It isn't human nature to be monogamous.

You only have one life to live anyway, so it's not worth it to deny yourself and whatever desires you feel. You have the game, and the power of choice that goes along with it right?

Use it.

Also, you can tell your girl I am the way I am, I think the thoughts I think, and I can't help it if I'm still giving off a creepy vibe whenever I write about myself (I'm still in learning mode after all).

I really appreciate the feedback though, and you taking the time to get the female opinion for me.

I'd like for you to have your girl look at my online dating profiles to get her opinion if you're willing to do that also.

Azrael

05-06-2006, 03:04 AM

I still think it's unnatural for man to be monogamous...but it has it's perks. Like rolling over in the morning, and looking at her and knowing she'll be there for me tomorrow, and the day after that too. Sexually as well, she knows what I want, I know what she wants, and now we fit together wonderfully. If me not sticking my dick in someone else is part of what it takes to protect that...I can do that.

----------------------------------

She also read the LJ (she became wildly curious after a few posts in this thread). She also said you do overthink things and should just be natural, not try to apply strategy. Having come from the dateless loser background for the first 22 years of my life, I can appreciate just how bad the "just be yourself" advice is, but there's a lot to be said about being natural.

Anyway, she probably wouldn't mind looking at the online stuff.

JackTenrac!

05-06-2006, 06:20 AM

Chicks are just people with boobs.

The Nobel prize for Best Post to Increase The Peace goes to.....

...you figure it out.

...that went well.

ethnic_scrap

05-06-2006, 07:12 AM

I'm kind of shocked your girlfrined from the PHILIPPINES is going to let you have sex with her honestly. Why? Because she's from PHILIPPINES. I don't know, maybe the times have changed there. It's kind of like how Greeks in the UK break plates, but the Greeks in Greece don't do it nowadays because it's expensive. I remember someone telling me that their Filipino American parents won't let their 20 year old son go out partying, but when they went to the Philippines to visit cousins, his cousin's parents didn't mind them partying.

edit:

hopefully you don't end up homeless, keep your head up.

I know what you mean, with everyone (actually, just the females) being uptight about the whole sex issue, and it is true, I've met 20+yr old females that know nothing about sex, but then there are the girls that are all about sex. The thinking is changing, especially in Manila, people are becoming more "open" and liberated. I think that people have always been horny and shit, they've just done their best to suppress it, what with the heavy Catholic environment and everything. But now I think they're just becoming more open about it.

a (semi) related note, I remember in the news one time, they reported some police had found 2 homeless kids, I think they were around 8 yrs old, they were caught having sex under some highway bridge :wtf:

Dan?

05-06-2006, 07:23 AM

Sigh, this thread used to be one of my favorites in GD. How the mighty have fallen.

Thank the Lord God Almighty, finals are over. Yesterday I turned in my last paper and took my last exam then headed in to work. I'll be heading home tomorrow (and visiting some friends in Tally on the way) and flying out Tuesday to go to DC and visit my friend who was wounded in Iraq. Should be there for a week and it'll be good times.

It seems as though ever since High School there has been a constant flux in my number of friends. I'm always meeting new friends and losing old ones, but it's at a pretty steady rate, more than I would think is normal. Why do you folks have to move away from ol Dan?, huh? HUH?!

Crossfire was one of the greatest boardgames ever. A friend and I would be playing that at two in the morning, and his mom would hear us, come stomping across the house, rip open his door and scream "I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KIDS DON'T PUT THAT UP I WILL SHOVE THOSE LITTLE PISTOLS DOWN YOUR THROATS AND FILL YOU GULLETS WITH BALL-BEARINGS! YOU WANNA VISIT THE MARINA?! YOU WANNA SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO SINK?!"

<Us> *frantically shaking our heads no and cleaing up Crossfire*

My roommate is throwing some sort of 'book party' today. I'm not sure how it works, but I think you buy favorite books of yours then trade them with people in some sort of 'let's all be intellectual and social' kind of gig. Who knows.

Rico!

05-06-2006, 07:38 AM

here's a "secret" confession: I hate the sound of people eating with their mouths open. Loud chewing, slurping, lips smacking, all of it. I want to choke out people that do this around me.

...seriously.

RaishinX

05-06-2006, 08:17 AM

NE1 ever happen to watch Robot Chicken?

Yeah. Funny show. Don't have cable anymore.

-I was thinking about vegetarians the yesterday and it just tripped me out how most of the reasons/excuses people have for eating meat are completely nonsense. "I can't see myself eating something raised for its meat". No, but you can envision yourself eating something that was raised for its grain/fiber. How inconsistent. And the idea of simply happening upon some meat that wasn't raised for its meat is so fucking absurd I can hardly put words to it. Hell, even when you do find it you have to kill and prepare it. Chances are that if you're too big of a bitch to eat a puppy, you're too big of a bitch to kill, skin and cook one Some of them always treat vegetables as if they're aren't alive and that just because they may not have feelings or cute faces that they're not living things. I really dislike people with shit like that.

here's a "secret" confession: I hate the sound of people eating with their mouths open. Loud chewing, slurping, lips smacking, all of it. I want to choke out people that do this around me.

...seriously.

You and me both. I will never understand why people can't chew their food with their mouths completely closed. Do not smack your lips, cheeks or exposed the damaged, soggy food in your mouth or I will cut off your tongue, rub it across the cusp of your buttox and feed that to you. People do so many things that annoy me. Oh and your sig's got a typo in it.

Million

05-06-2006, 08:46 AM

I got into the habit of equating Cartoon Network/Adult Swim's sunday night block to trash. For so long, they had nothing but garbage on there....like 12 oz Mouse, and other random things. I liked Dr. Katz back in the 90s, but Home Movies sucked. Super Milk Chan is lame too. And I do realize I'm in the extreme minority on this somehow...but I really can't stand Futurama. The show has 1 or 2 funny things about it at the most. It's even worse than current-era Simpsons in terms of bringing me teh funnay.

Robot Chicken seems very good at times...but since CN has developed a terrible sunday night reputation in my mind...I keep forgetting to look at it. This is another case of a possibly great show suffering because of the timeslot/day on which it is shown. A similar example is Invader ZIM. We all know Nickelodeon basically died in the early 90s around the close of the Rocko's Modern Life era....so we all came to the notion of "Nickelodeon = lame." Therefore....InvaderZIM didn't even garner half the popularity it deserved, because it was simply stuck on the wrong damn network.

....I still smell bullshit on the whole "women get paid less" set of statistics. How could that be? Surely it's not generally speaking, I guess? Because they sure can't get away with that at low-end jobs...stuff where you make 8 bucks an hour or, or 10, or 11, 12, etc. They definitely couldn't get away with it on state jobs like mine...besides, we can look ourselves up in the damn escot system to see exactly what's getting paid anyway. Something has to be skewing the results of those so-called statistics.

Rico!

05-06-2006, 09:21 AM

....I still smell bullshit on the whole "women get paid less" set of statistics. How could that be? Surely it's not generally speaking, I guess? Because they sure can't get away with that at low-end jobs...stuff where you make 8 bucks an hour or, or 10, or 11, 12, etc. They definitely couldn't get away with it on state jobs like mine...besides, we can look ourselves up in the damn escot system to see exactly what's getting paid anyway. Something has to be skewing the results of those so-called statistics.

its because they keep taking all the jobs with crappy pay like elementary teacher, secretary, cashier, etc...

Serp's Attorney

05-06-2006, 09:41 AM

its because they keep taking all the jobs with crappy pay like elementary teacher, secretary, cashier, etc...

Yep, that and they work less hours. It's not that they make less money for the same job, it's that they make less money overall, because less of them work, less of them work dangerous jobs, and less work overtime. Most women like to work part time schedules, and they like to work safe, easy jobs like HR. Women actually get paid 140% of men for the same jobs, and they usually start out at higher salaries right out of college (hence 140%). Well, since I'm not a woman, I don't need to lie, not all women get 140%, but a woman can get up to that for the same job. For instance, a female professor who doesn't do any research tends to get 140% of the pay of male professors who don't do any research, however, more men do research, so they overall get paid more in terms of total dollars.

Feminism is based on lying to people. I've mentioned that the claim that women make less for the same jobs is bullshit. The studies are usually done be feminists, and they just either straight up lie or have extremely deceptive methodology. If you can make a case that a woman makes less for the same job, you can take it to court and win easily because judges are symphathetic. However, if your claim is that jobs are equal worth, and women should be paid for not working, then you will lose in court because it's just such a retarded claim. The public might be fooled, but a judge will probably just right a scathing opinion. Sort of like what happened in that Nurses Association case.

Serp's Attorney

05-06-2006, 09:57 AM

I don't believe in monogamy either, but I do believe in marriage. In other words, I think we should all look into the benefits of polygamy. It's working for the mormons isn't it? Every man should be allowed 2 wives, with a reccomendation of 3. Women should only be allowed to sleep with one man though at all times, because they don't even like sex that much anyway (or else they wouldn't cry rape all the time, or deny sex when they are angry).

Mark Beast

05-06-2006, 12:28 PM

well since nobody is saying shit in the ipod thead, i figure i'll bring my complaints here. i finally got my damned ipod to restore/reformat whatever the hell, but now i can't put songs on it. the damn iPod Setup Assistant doesn't launch. now i just have a 320 dollar paper weight. someone should take a shit in an envelope and send it to apple.

i don't know how to get it to launch. i'm trying to install itunes, the shit isn't installing (i already have it on my comp but i was going to just install it again in hopes the setup assitant launches) but that isn't working. it won't go past a certain screen.
this is so fucking gay its not even funny.

abacabb

05-06-2006, 01:00 PM

I just bought some cracker jacks and this shit didint have any peanuts. Im pissed. I just waisted a dollar.

Million

05-06-2006, 01:16 PM

that is a bitch when food "goes wrong". I wasted 2 bucks the other day, thinking I was saving a good 30 cents by getting Kroger brand peanut butter. *cue the Twilight Zone theme*...I got home and opened the jar....it was PEANUT BUTTER SOUP!? What the hell? I've never seen PB like that, and obviously something was wrong. It was basically a watery mess with lumps of peanut butter in it. Perhaps it serves me right for straying from my precious reduced fat Extra Crunchy Jif.

-iPod --sorry, I don't know much beyond the little "hold menu +play for awhile" tactic. I'm sure MacForums is still around, and there's always someone over there with an answer to any mac or iPod related problem.

Women making Less Money issue -- that makes sense. Then it's quite misleading...actually it's outright FALSE to use phrases like "less pay for the same work", if it's different jobs that are compared. Of course low-tiered customer service jobs pay you less money than an actual "good job". The dude working at McDonald's is going to get the same shitty pay that a woman would get there, working customer service. That phrase implies the notion that a woman working my job actually makes less than I would. I guess most in the media are apparently afraid to argue this issue, since women will band together immediately and demonize whoever spoke out against their latest edition of bullshit. Or perhaps they realize it's usually pointless to even argue seriously with a woman in the first place.

on a bit of a tangent...wouldn't waitresses typically earn a bit more than waiters? I'd assume you'd get more tips simply for being cute, but I'm not sure...just throwing that out there.

Serp's Attorney

05-06-2006, 02:22 PM

Well...the media is heavily feminist, they don't want to argue it anyway.

Rico!

05-06-2006, 02:26 PM

anyone know a good site for WIDESCREEN wallpaper? I'm sick of finding the standard 1024x768 deal.

Fir

05-06-2006, 02:50 PM

Played the classic board game Monopoly the other day, I haven't really played the game in ages but I was like what the hell so I played with about three other friends. I bought Boardwalk and Park Place and started my investment of houses...the fuckers were dodging them like crazy with lucky rolls - the bastards ( Boardwalk and Park Place ain't cheap yo... )

I started getting laughed at just about the time until I had hotels over there - poor bastards weren't laughing then. One by one they landed on them - I took all their fucking money and the game ended...""WHO"S LAUGHING NOW MOTHERFUCKERS""!!!!!hahah...

Roxie

05-06-2006, 02:54 PM

man. y'all don't know shit about feminism.

abacabb

05-06-2006, 03:07 PM

Fir

05-06-2006, 03:16 PM

Wats up with little kids chargin a dollar to go to the store? I just sent my cousin to the store and he said if you aint givin me a dollar you can for get it. What the fuck is up with that shit? When I was his age 50 cent was more than enough for me to go to the store. I guess times have changed.

Oh how the times changed indeed - our tax dollars aren't paying shit but still the prices go up on shit like gas, food, and other things.

Airthrow

05-06-2006, 03:21 PM

Mark Beast

05-06-2006, 04:47 PM

i need to be able to name my ipod again though. it doesn't have a name or anything. its back to the factory settings. the bad part is i can't even get to the part to rename it because the install shield thing or whatever won't show up for that part.

Airthrow

05-06-2006, 04:53 PM

Why do you need to rename your ipod? As far as just getting mp3s to play, with the winamp plugin, it's drag and drop...

Mark Beast

05-06-2006, 05:09 PM

it doesn't have a name. when i open itunes it doesn't even appear. kinda like if you went out to the store and got a new ipod and tried to put songs on it right away. i'll try the winamp plugin though.

tondashocka

05-06-2006, 05:11 PM

Some of you gentlemen, other than abacabb and Airthrow (because they already have), should come into my "Recommend Good Songs!" thread and give some input, because it's not only interesting but fun to listen to songs that other people like, especially when I've never heard of them before. =)

Mark Beast

05-06-2006, 05:37 PM

ok...so how do i find my ipod in winamp to load songs onto it???

Mark Beast

05-06-2006, 05:46 PM

god damn ipod. fuck apple.

*throws shit out the window, gets in car and runs over it, backs up, repeats. mails to apple*

Airthrow

05-06-2006, 05:47 PM

ok...so how do i find my ipod in winamp to load songs onto it???

You need the winamp plugin for ipod, ml_ipod:

http://www.winamp.com/plugins/details.php?id=138888

And I don't remember exactly what you do since I sold my ipod like 5 months ago, but it's something like ctrl/alt+L or M or something to open the media library, where you drag and drop songs onto the ipod.

If worst comes to worst you can just use windows to drag and drop MP3s like a USB harddrive, but I forget how to do that.

Mark Beast

05-06-2006, 06:04 PM

^i d/l it already. none of this is working, including what they are saying on the winamp foruns.

*sigh*

i can't find the ipod in winamp at all. i tried reassigning the drive letter and that didn't work either. it also won't let me format the ipod using winamp.
http://forums.winamp.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=69

abacabb

05-06-2006, 06:32 PM

Killa season is extra stupid, but i cant seem to look away. Its like a car crash. The part where cam gets robbed in the papajohns was too good.

Mark Beast

05-06-2006, 06:36 PM

Airthrow

05-06-2006, 06:41 PM

Umm, you didn't just return it, or sell it on ebay to someone who could've fixed it why?

abacabb

05-06-2006, 06:41 PM

*InVeRs3*

05-06-2006, 06:45 PM

http://www.streetwars.net/

Now that's a game i want to play.

Mark Beast

05-06-2006, 06:45 PM

Umm, you didn't just return it, or sell it on ebay to someone who could've fixed it why?
i like my feedback. i refuse to sell someone a lemon.
and i didn't buy a warranty when i copped it because the damn paperweight was already 320 tax included and i was like O_O when i heard how much it would be with the warranty added to it.
apple would have charged from 100-250 or so to "fix" the pos and i might as well cop something else for that amount of money.

Million

05-06-2006, 06:53 PM

heh, nice. That brings back a few memories for me. As I mentioned before...you could say I have some "anger management issues". Actually, I still have the wreckage that was once my playstation, back at the house in Memphis. I killed the shit out of that system, and it felt gooood. At one point, I even put my boots on for optimal stomping capacity....yes, I Bison-Stomped™ the playstation. The whole experience felt like there really was some primal, bestial spirit that surfaced, completely taking control of my actions....it felt amazing. I never even had an ounce of regret, either. Playstation was a half-ass piece of shit excuse for a system, and the one I owned was no exception....just like everyone else's psx back then...it was half-working anyway, so good riddance. I only wish it were one of the actual suits over at Sony that I smashed to pieces, rather than that garbage they called a system. Anyway, the catalyst was someting simple, of course. GTA2 was cheating its ass off that day, while my roommate and someone else were watching me play. It was just the last straw. Really, I've never been that angry with a system before. Playstation is still the only system I've ever smashed completely into many pieces.

Mark Beast

05-06-2006, 07:17 PM

^exactly how i felt with the ipod. i have no regrets. i was two seconds away from defecating on it but i didn't feel any bowel movements coming along, so...
(too much info, but yeah)

abacabb

05-06-2006, 07:19 PM

I never smashed a system but i have smashed a controller before. I dont remember what game it was but I do know I smashed the shit out of that ps1 controller.

TheSix

05-06-2006, 07:43 PM

http://www.streetwars.net/

Now that's a game i want to play.

LOL! Now that looks entertaining. I don't know if im about to be laying outside peoples door at night....but there are other methods. Hmm....the possibilities.

Airthrow

05-06-2006, 07:44 PM

i like my feedback. i refuse to sell someone a lemon.
and i didn't buy a warranty when i copped it because the damn paperweight was already 320 tax included and i was like O_O when i heard how much it would be with the warranty added to it.
apple would have charged from 100-250 or so to "fix" the pos and i might as well cop something else for that amount of money.

You could've stated exactly what was wrong with it on ebay and sold it AS-IS so that someone with more technical knowlege than yourself could've fixed it up, you would've gotten some of your money back, and they would've had an ipod they could've fixed up.

Instead you just wasted an ipod for no reason. :confused:

I could've certainly done something with it.

It's your right to wreck your own shit, but it is wasteful and stupid IMO.

Roxie

05-06-2006, 07:58 PM

Well, he is the guy who'll spend $300 on one pair of jeans.

abacabb

05-06-2006, 08:12 PM

Damn 300 bucks on some jeans, I hope they clean themselves.

Carpet Lint

05-06-2006, 11:37 PM

well, i'm done asking questions about the ipod:
http://67.18.37.14/19/102/upload/p1307213.jpg
http://67.18.37.14/19/102/upload/p1307214.jpg
http://67.18.37.14/19/102/upload/p1307215.jpg

apple can choke on my testicles. screw them and their 300 dollar paperweights.
JESUS CHRIST WHAT A WASTE

You fucking idiot. If I knew you were going to do that, *I* would have bought it from you on the gamble that I could have fixed it.

Shit, I would have given you at least like fifty bucks for it. Chances someone else would have given you even more sold as is. Fuck, if someone bought that from you for $200 and sent it into Apple to get it fixed for $100, IT'S STILL CHEAPER THAN BUYING IT RETAIL.

FUCK!!!

I don't even care what you do, but this senseless waste of money has angered me. It's like burning money. Why would you do it?

....GAH!!!!!DAKJSHD:ALSHDALSHDLKAJHDALKSJHDAALKDAW JL:HD

*InVeRs3*

05-06-2006, 11:46 PM

ever look at your posts and say "wtf did i just type?"

I was looking at a post i made a few days ago. I can't believe I typed the most stupidest shit ever. And if we go way back, I can't believe I typed the most ignorant stuff ever.

FistsofFury

05-07-2006, 12:13 AM

JESUS CHRIST WHAT A WASTE

You fucking idiot. If I knew you were going to do that, *I* would have bought it from you on the gamble that I could have fixed it.

Shit, I would have given you at least like fifty bucks for it. Chances someone else would have given you even more sold as is. Fuck, if someone bought that from you for $200 and sent it into Apple to get it fixed for $100, IT'S STILL CHEAPER THAN BUYING IT RETAIL.

FUCK!!!

I don't even care what you do, but this senseless waste of money has angered me. It's like burning money. Why would you do it?

....GAH!!!!!DAKJSHD:ALSHDALSHDLKAJHDALKSJHDAALKDAW JL:HD

Hehe. You're asian and he's black.

I'M BEING RACIST HAHAHAHAHHAHA

abacabb

05-07-2006, 12:19 AM

Has anyone noticed that the Flame thread is extra stupid? I just read it and thought "What the fuck is the point of this shit?" Then I realized there is no point.

VG Emblem

05-07-2006, 12:26 AM

Has anyone noticed that the Flame thread is extra stupid? I just read it and thought "What the fuck is the point of this shit?" Then I realized there is no point.
I know. :( The only amusing part is the slight battle between Lantis and me.

FistsofFury

05-07-2006, 12:28 AM

Has anyone noticed that the Flame thread is extra stupid? I just read it and thought "What the fuck is the point of this shit?" Then I realized there is no point.

Yeah...it sounded fun as hell (I get to insult people for no reason yay) but when it actually happened..when the match was actually there I really didn't want to insult anyone. I thought I'd be brimming with hatred and would be perfectly able to direct it at anything but I realized that maybe I handle my emotions a little better than I thought. Maybe ole Fisty is getting a little civilized. But...I've never been a malicious person really. I'm damn passive.

I can't imagine getting into a semi serious beef with some nigga over the damn internet. The internet just isn't that deep.

No matter how long I've been at SRK...and how many posts I have.

abacabb

05-07-2006, 12:31 AM

I know. :( The only amusing part is the slight battle between Lantis and me.
Son hates you alot. Its liked you beat him till he was unconcious. And woke him to the sounds of you and your boys running a train on his mother and his sister. And there was nothing he could do about it because he was chained to a chair.

Tantin

05-07-2006, 12:33 AM

Has anyone noticed that the Flame thread is extra stupid? I just read it and thought "What the fuck is the point of this shit?" Then I realized there is no point.

Your mom is gay.

BUUUUUUURN~ FLAME ON!

VG Emblem

05-07-2006, 12:35 AM

Son hates you alot. Its liked you beat him till he was unconcious. And woke him to the sounds of you and your boys running a train on his mother and his sister. And there was nothing he could do about it because he was chained to a chair.
:rofl: Yeah, I noticed that he, probably above anyone else on SRK, hates me with a passion. And it's pretty funny that I hate him too. I don't even dislike alot of the people that claim to hate me, but he is just different. Annoying little insect, he is.

abacabb

05-07-2006, 12:37 AM

Your mom is gay.

BUUUUUUURN~ FLAME ON!
Okay I guess.

Peanut Butter and Honey sandwhiches are the shit. I love them almost as much as I love Oreos.

Taito

05-07-2006, 04:52 AM

Friday I visited Buckingham Palace and hocked a loogey on Her Majesty's lawn.. I didn't realize what I did until it was pointed out to me.. oh well

Mark Beast

05-07-2006, 05:00 AM

the ipod was a 20 gig one with a black and white screen, had scratches and stopped working. i *seriously* doubt that anybody is paying 100-200 for that. you could find a *working* ipod w/ color for that much on ebay and other sites. since the ipod that i had came out, the ipod mini, nano, color, and video have come out.

i was just fed up with the whole thing, so i did what i did. i feel liberated now. i have no regrets. if anything i'll pick up an mp3 player within the next few days (if i feel like it). getting some espo's are my first priority.

JackTenrac!

05-07-2006, 05:54 AM

^ hope you didn't rip those jeans. There I thought my kid sis was a REAL dumbass for fashion.

So, our coordinator badmouths our work and says we need to see her or we'll get kicked out of the course, my portfolio is getting developed by me and the back end is near done, and I vowed to be anti-social from the start of the semester to its end, focusing ENTIRElY on Flash Development, getting my license, taking up hobbies, and Street Fightin'. I'm subtle only about one thing here...

... paper or plastic? and does it come in mohogany vanilla?

iEDIT: I'll get out more AFTER I get my ID back.

...that went well.

Mark Beast

05-07-2006, 06:10 AM

i'm not into jeans anymore besides rogan and nudie jeans, neither of which cost 300. they're around the 150+ dollar range. they look better IMHO than evisu. evisu to me is like...it was good a few years ago but its played out now. the quality has gone downhill. red monkey is the new evisu, i guess...i don't like those either outside of the older ones with the wave pattern on the back pockets.

i'm more into collecting sneakers.

MadGaffler

05-07-2006, 10:29 AM

I have a quick question for anyone who thinks they know the answer. In the Never Ending Story what the hell is the name Bastian gives to the Child Like Empress? I thought i heard him say "Moon Child" but when i turn captions AND fucking subtitles on when that part of the movie happens THERE IS NO DAMN TEXT, nothing. I must know the answer.

Edit: nevermind I went to wiki and they dont list what he said but the name moonchild is in the list of names for the book

abacabb

05-07-2006, 10:40 AM

Shea Butter makes my skin feel so soft. Ladies and Gentlemen, I think I found a new fap lotion.

JackTenrac!

05-07-2006, 10:59 AM

I'll stop there. Trend whore power is strong. End.

--

I totally went to the back of the book that is Think And Grow Rich last night. Then, I looked at my imediate family, dominated by females. I was totally affected by their hen type attitude, talkative and self-righteous, especially my mother. Her procrastination ideal and critique has a hold of me and I saw it through my own work. How strange that is.

That book asked so many questions I feared to ask myself honestly, but I did, it spoke to my interior.

FistsofFury

05-07-2006, 10:59 AM

Shea Butter makes my skin feel so soft. Ladies and Gentlemen, I think I found a new fap lotion.

Man..jacking off is serious.

I have a small empy lotion bottle..that when I was a jacking beginner I realized that I wanted to make the perfect blend of lotions to create a prime jacking experience. So I went around the house putting in like 10 squirts of various lotions and shook it up. Then I microwaved the bottle (with no cap on) for about 12 seconds. Then I went and jacked off. It felt great. Been using the blend method ever since.

[---TMI ALERT---]
So one day a friend is at my house picking me up to do music stuff. He asks for lotion, and somehow I can't find a bottle of lotion other than the small bottle I've used for beating off since I was like 16.

I gave it to him:(, and I just didn't ask for it back.
[/TMI]

I could just say 'hey gimmie my bottle back' and he doesn't have to know the truth of the matter.

Million

05-07-2006, 11:24 AM

Neverending Story had one of the coolest evil-sounding names I've ever heard...The Nothing. This was one of the names I considered for my gamertag on Live, as well as several forums...but dammit someone always beats me to it, apparently. It's always taken.

Webshots continues to deliver. It's the best unintentionally voyeur-friendly site in the history of the net. I bet I have an obscene, ridiculous number of webshots pics now, as I've been collecting them for nearly 2 years now. The thing that still amazes me is that it's actually HOT girls. You'd think there would be nothing but uglies on there...but every damn time...it's one hot college(usually white...and usually drunk) girl after another. There's been a surge of good pics lately since the average drunk white college girl has been posting the pictures from her wild Spring Break misadventures a few weeks ago. Just put in "Spring Break" and something like "booty" or "boobies" or "short skirt" in there and look at the results. (yeah, they have a search engine. This is what makes it great) heh, I even have a list of most of my search terms and ideas in a microsoft word file. You can even eliminate things in the searches, for example: put in "oops my skirt" or "see up" + "skirt"....and then you can say what results to ignore, such as leave out: "guy, his, dude, him, Steve, Frank, Tom, John", etc.

I made a nacho/tortilla chips(aren't they the same thing?) cheese/meat/salsa meal last night and it was absolutely specfuckintacular. This was my first time making that....it really is surprisingly simple. I still have shredded cheese, salsa and more nachos left over.