The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[abacabb]

I have friends that have mad porn on the computer and swear up and down that they dont masturbate. I'm like thats what bored 18 year kids do

[Rico!]

I've just broke all ties with almost every person I know. *sigh* good trustworthy friends are hard to find these days.

In other news, final exams suck ass.

[Lantis]

I have a quick question for anyone who thinks they know the answer. In the Never Ending Story what the hell is the name Bastian gives to the Child Like Empress? I thought i heard him say "Moon Child" but when i turn captions AND fucking subtitles on when that part of the movie happens THERE IS NO DAMN TEXT, nothing. I must know the answer.

That name was also evading me for years after I watched it the first time, because the scene where he screams it out is so muffled and riddled with rain/thunder/wind noises.

It was until I saw the Spanish dubbed version that I knew what he said: the name of his mother (he didn't really say his mother's actual name, only "The name of my mother", which I thought was kinda weak. What if his mom was called "Kalamanga" or something?)

[JackTenrac!]

If we were to honour "A penny for your thoughts", we'd probably have less homeless people and more lawyers.

...that went well.

[Lantis]

You know you probably visit SRK too much when your own brother (who doesn't even have a SRK account) calls you a "Viscant *** lover". :looney:

[abacabb]

You know you probably visit SRK too much when your own brother (who doesn't even have a SRK account) calls you a "Viscant *** lover". :looney:
Thats funny.

[abacabb]

wat are the mental benefits of physical fitness? I cant really think of any right now.

[Dan?]

Alright gentlemen, it's that time.

I fly out Tuesday morning to go see my friend who was wounded in Iraq. I'll have no access to internet, so you won't be hearing from me for a week or so.

Godspeed SRK. Watch for traffic.

[SNAAAAKE]

wat are the mental benefits of physical fitness? I cant really think of any right now.

girls always check you out and you feel better about yourself thats all. common sense no ??


anyway so I quit smoking for about a month and today I ALMOST bought a pack of cigar but decided not to:nunchuck:

myspace is so retarded. I have random girls trying to be my "friend" so I accept their request then I try to talk to them but most of them dont write me back ! :confused:

[kcxj]

I've had this cocky/funny attitude backfire on me so many times already and I've come off as an arrogant jackass instead. I've gotten it to work on ONE young girl total, out of like the over thirty I've tried it on already. It's been working great to build rappoire with the older, married women, but yeah, I'm looking to hook up with the single ones instead.

I'm going to change up my gameplan a little now.

I going to start trying out, "(her name), I'm going to be honest with you... You're REALLY cute, and I'd like to hang out sometime." and see how that works for me.

Online dating is too good btw... It's the greatest invention since girls. The girls are just like you and PAY money to have a profile on the dating website, so you know for SURE that they're single and looking. No more of that, "My boyfriend..." bullshit, find out they're married, or they tell you to fuck off or some other kind of rude behavior when you approach them when your game/delivery was off or when they didn't want to be approached.

Man, this is a lascivious look. (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/photo-ffz-r20-s2-21437507_74471.jpg)

(E-mail her and see what happens...)

I've had the girls that like me and been on dates with me lean in and smile at me from across the table before. I can't wait until I'm good enough so the girls are leaning in and looking at me like that though.

[Rico!]

Online dating is too good btw...


I've always had the general fear since I was younger of meeting up with a girl from the internet and instead being tied up and thrown in the back of some old guy's truck. Or meeting a fat/hideous girl instead of the pics she gave you.

And if these girls are so good looking why are they resorting to the internet? I just don't get it... Maybe it's because I live here in New York and there's just too many people around (and not enough good women...).

btw email her. She's cute.

EDIT: isn't that a wedding ring on her finger? Implying that a fiance/husband took that pic?

[SmoothCat]

E pimping lol. I have a friend who just fucks girls he meets online shit is to beasty

[Penguin]

Kcxj you need to learn a balance for your cocky+funny... Its not the answer everytime to every situation. I went down that same path you're already on.
(Have you checked out David D's Mastery program?)
Also, I've had A LOT of success with online dating... eventually you learn the patterns and you dont have to deal with bs.

[arcticninja]

I've had zero success with online dating. No one even *looks* at my profile, much less sends me any sort of message.

I'm not even exagerating, one of the sites I've subscribed to, my profile has ZERO views.


fucking women. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?!??!!

[Penguin]

^Dude you have to start messaging other people first, and build a good profile. (focus on the positive things in your life, put your best foot forward, ect...)
Think of your profile as the thing they are going to read after you message them, not the thing thats going to attract them in the first place.
I dont rely on girls to message me right off the bat. Every once in a while... sure it happens... But I tend to find those girls are kinda nuts anyways.

[Shinto]

I've had zero success with online dating. No one even *looks* at my profile, much less sends me any sort of message.

I'm not even exagerating, one of the sites I've subscribed to, my profile has ZERO views.


fucking women. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?!??!!

Money:arazz:

[arcticninja]

^Dude you have to start messaging other people first, and build a good profile. (focus on the positive things in your life, put your best foot forward, ect...)
Think of your profile as the thing they are going to read after you message them, not the thing thats going to attract them in the first place.
I dont rely on girls to message me right off the bat. Every once in a while... sure it happens... But I tend to find those girls are kinda nuts anyways.


I *do* message them first. NO ONE has even bothered to *look* at my profile.

[Penguin]

^ lol ok... do you have like any examples of the messages you're sending them?
Then I could tell you whats probably holding you back...

[TheSix]

I've had zero success with online dating. No one even *looks* at my profile, much less sends me any sort of message.

I'm not even exagerating, one of the sites I've subscribed to, my profile has ZERO views.


fucking women. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?!??!!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[arcticninja]

^ lol ok... do you have like any examples of the messages you're sending them?
Then I could tell you whats probably holding you back...


I haven't paid for a membership at the site I use, so I can only use their pre-programmed messages.

[Penguin]

I haven't paid for a membership at the site I use, so I can only use their pre-programmed messages.
whoa, thats wack... The one I use is free and you can send whatever you want, so I cant really help you with that one, seeing as they are very much limiting your ability to display your personality.
Anyways... I'm not like an online dating guru or anything, but if anybody has any questions I'd be happy to help.

[abacabb]

Is anyone watching David Blane shit? Hes holding his breath under water in Lincoln Center for 175 hours or something like that.

[arcticninja]

whoa, thats wack... The one I use is free and you can send whatever you want, so I cant really help you with that one, seeing as they are very much limiting your ability to display your personality.
Anyways... I'm not like an online dating guru or anything, but if anybody has any questions I'd be happy to help.


what site do you use? I'm on date.ca and onlinebootycall.com, though the latter one is more of a joke.

[kcxj]

click (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/guangdong.jpg)

I wonder how you're suppose to reply to a woman that sends pictures of herself like that? Whether to talk to her like a princess, or treat her like the slut she is instead. It's a lose, lose situation I think. If you thoroughly read her profile and send an e-mail treating her like a person, she'll see right through you and know that you were just attracted to her ass. If you write to her as if she's a whore, then nothing good can't possibly come out of that either. This is one of the things where internet dating works against you I think. Approaching the slutty looking girls like that is easy in real life, but yeah, something about doing it online just can't possibly work effectively.

Pass on her instead.

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RE: Onlinebootycall.com

Dude... Raise your standards. Having a strong game and being able to choose which girls are attracted to you or not is a POWERFUL feeling.

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arcticninja:

Post up your dating profiles if you'd like me or anybody else here to take a look at it. I'm not going to post any of mine (since they have been good for me recently, and I'm not risking some jackass here fucking with them), but myspace is innocuous enough. Smooth has an effective one for attracting the girls he likes, so check him out too.

koko (http://www.myspace.com/kcxj) asoko (http://www.myspace.com/ildefonso5)

[Hellion]

*snip*

Don't know too much about online dating, but first impressions tend to be everything, especially when you don't give them much to work on. Just enough for a curiosity, and next time they see you they seem noticably chipper due to that impact from the first meeting.

What's especially funny is how you "meet" people but they've seen you before but nothing registered due to that "mind my own business" mentality. And yat somehow though it always registers in the subconscious though as a familiar face when you do make that "first" impression.

A lot of that seems "dashed" on myspace.
I typically reserve it as another medium to connect with old friends, rather than make new ones.


Robot Chicken seems very good at times...but since CN has developed a terrible sunday night reputation in my mind...I keep forgetting to look at it. This is another case of a possibly great show suffering because of the timeslot/day on which it is shown.

I don't go out of my way to watch it just because of the hours, but whenever I'm up late (lately a problem) flipping channels it's on and end up reminding myself to watch it next time after laughing my ass off.
What I like best about the show is the content seems to be molded off stuff from our generation, just a ways back. Lots of stuff you can relate/equate with.
Our kids would watch it and go, "WTF?"

[arcticninja]

arcticninja:

Post up your dating profiles if you'd like me or anybody else here to take a look at it. I'm not going to post any of mine (since they have been good for me recently, and I'm not risking some jackass here fucking with them), but myspace is innocuous enough. Smooth has an effective one for attracting the girls he likes, so check him out too.




errr.....that's the kind of thing that I like to keep private.

*backs up slowly*

[Fir]

Posting from my PSP right now. The settings are ok but I'd prefer a computer any given week. It took me almost five minutes to type this.

[JackTenrac!]

click (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/guangdong.jpg)


arcticninja:

Post up your dating profiles if you'd like me or anybody else here to take a look at it. I'm not going to post any of mine (since they have been good for me recently, and I'm not risking some jackass here fucking with them), but myspace is innocuous enough. Smooth has an effective one for attracting the girls he likes, so check him out too.

koko (http://www.myspace.com/kcxj) asoko (http://www.myspace.com/ildefonso5)
So...Kang uses his powers for good!

Might take you up on that. My hi5 profile is hurting. Not sure what to write. http://www.hi5.com/friend/profile/displayProfile.do?userid=6188799


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Bramladesh - vicious area. Some bird got mangled last night and his decapitated remains are on the driveway of some inconsiderate people. The Robin(I believe) was torn apart by something...or someone. A wing was at the edge of the sidewalk. Noticed it on my skip to the school.

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Is The Apprentice really rigged caucasionally?and is the latest guy App ACTUALLY doing anything for Trump besides carrying the title?

...that went well.

[Evil Morrigan]

So I watched Requiem of a Dream last night for the first time. During the final montage I cried a little. I wasn't sobbing uncontollably but I did shed a few tears. Which is a first because I've never had a movie affect me that much emotionally. I dont know why but seeing the fate of all four characters plust that background music really got to me.

I talked to a friend about the movie and she said that The main character (Harry) probably had it worst, I said that I think the Mother had it worst because she seemed more innocent then the other three, but the again one could probably say the same for each one.

:sad:......So depressing.

[*InVeRs3*]

That movie had one of the greatest soundtracks ever.

[kcxj]

So...Kang uses his powers for good!

Might take you up on that. My hi5 profile is hurting. Not sure what to write. http://www.hi5.com/friend/profile/displayProfile.do?userid=6188799
Good shit, playa.

I wasn't expecting anybody else here to post up their profiles because of confidence and self-consciousness issues, but you proved me wrong.

Anyway, the first thing my friend Smooth taught me was to never have more than two or three pictures of yourself. Two is actually the ideal number, and you need to make sure they're your best pics too. Women are attracted to mystery, and if you post too many pictures of yourself, then you're giving out all the keys to all the rooms in your house, and you're not exciting anymore.

Preferably one headshot (smile, no sunglasses, look at the camera, and LEAN back with relaxed body language), and one full body shot of you doing something exciting (my friend John has a picture of him snowboarding for example).

Your personal hygiene looks smooth, you keep your shit in check, and I like that.

You need to do something about your main profile picture though. Remember everything in the background of where ever you're taking the picture says a lot about you. I see Quiznos wrappers as the background props of your picture. So definitely lose that pic I say, unless you were going for the homeless guy look (which you're obviously not). I don't like the urban combat jacket either. Leather has so much more style, or just pose in your fitted dress shirt next time.

If you have any kind of stylish accessories that say something about you (watches, jewlery, anything like that), SHOW IT OFF. But non-chalantly. Definitely make sure if you have a cool watch or something, it's clearly visable in the picture though.

Switch your main profile picture over to the one of you from Hazel's wedding in the meantime. Delete every other picture and take some new ones, preferable of you doing something fun (like next time you're out at a club or party). Black and purple work so well together, and that suit material looks like velvet or something. Women love touching anything that has an interesting texture to it, so after seeing you in that fly pimp suit, they'll subconsciously want to touch you once you meet up.

Lose the "anal rape" comment. That's really nerdy, part SRK inside joke, and new girls aren't going to laugh or find a comment like that attractive.

You don't have to write a lot about yourself. Remember that mystery and novelty are the biggest turn ons you can give a woman.

If you are going to write, make sure you use sensual language though. Like instead of saying, "I like to walk on the beach", say, "I love feeling the sand beneath my feet as I stroll along the beautiful New England shoreline." Instead of saying, "I like to play music.", I wrote, "Music is my passion."

Finally, you need to actively be searching and e-mailing women every single night. Online dating is totally a numbers game. The more girls you approach, the more chances you have of a response. What's the worst that they can happen? They don't reply? Boo hoo... so don't give no fuck and send an e-mail to EVERY SINGLE WOMAN you find even remotely attractive. You never know who might reply.

Oh, when you do e-mail the women, my friend Smooth taught me NOT to comment on their picture. If you must comment, make fun of it. It will make you stand out from the 100 other guys e-mailing her the same day telling her how hot she is and asking if she wants to cybersex. Really read the women's profile and find something you can comment about. It doesn't have to always be a cocky/funny comment I've learned btw... You can find something interesting about a women's profile (that most other horny men would of just passed over) and then make a remark about it (using sensual language if possible).

[SNAAAAKE]

uh...you almost never EVER comment on myspace bitchs..especially on looks because it makes look desperate(desperate=turn off). most girls on myspace are only in for comments and there are 1000 other random myspace lamers for useless shit like that. if you want the girl's attention just send her a simple note. read her profile and send her note about something related to her interest. if she is single and have any interest she will write back ! the key is to know who is good for you. for instance..I never try to holla at bitchs that are too hot..forget it waste of time I know she can find someone better than me.
not like I'd know much about being a "playa" or anything. I am too lazy for this shit :zzz:

[VG Emblem]

The anniversary of the greatest day in the history of SRK is in like 6 days. Rejoice.

[JackTenrac!]

- ^...for what?


- Thanks, kcxj.

- Probably lost my mind over that idea. One of those situations where the teacher shows us the worst work from the class in her five-year career as head hancho and you're the guy who helped produce it. The work was worst than I thought and I have to say that I felt responsible for it, being on the team and all. Mysteriously, there are errors. And to top it off, the guy who was supposed to be top-rank student, has bailed because he forgot to pay dues. "Don't worry", my ass. Last time I work on a team assignment.

...that went well.

- Damn, I froze up in front of Laura, my friend's gina classmate with the siq body and overpriced laptop, yesterday. Never did that before. Aww well. I just don't know where to start with her...or end. Picture Tia Carrere, but more asian-looking == Laura. Not totally interested. Just need the practice.

[Adam Warlock]

Why do unattractive muslim women still cover their faces?

[VG Emblem]

Why do unattractive muslim women still cover their faces?
Their husbands are embarassed?

They most likely use a paper bag, anyway.

[Rico!]

Their husbands are embarassed?

They most likely use a paper bag, anyway.

no need for bags, they have sex through a hole in the sheets.

[Azrael]

Ho shit, I'm really drunk right now. Wine > beer.

Dudes, YTMND is the BEST site to browse while wasted. I'm rolling at all this shit, and I know I wouldn't be laughing nearly as hard if I wasn't wasted.

...Why can you balance yourself on a bike if it's moving, but not if it's at a standstill?

Whatever happened to the Moskau Translated YTMND? It seems to be gone now. That's a shame.

[Sheng-Long]

So I watched Requiem of a Dream last night for the first time. During the final montage I cried a little.

"ASS TO ASS !!!!"

(no nudity)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCpfmMcnSxY

[Rico!]

wow, girls talk so much. I called this girl up to say a little this and that ("Hey haven't seen you around all week...") and the call lasted over 15 minutes, with me hardly saying anything. AND I'M ON PREPAID!!!

I'm not prepared for hour long conversations a day!!

[arcticninja]

saying that girls talk too much is like saying the ocean is a little moist.

[Hellion]

...Why can you balance yourself on a bike if it's moving, but not if it's at a standstill?

Wouldn't that have something to do with kinetic energy and centrifugal force?
Or something similar. Inertia? Dunno.
Like surfing, you can't really stand on the board without momentum of the board pushing down and forward and the water propelling you up and away.
A skateboard doesn't count because there's four wheels, a kind of "suspension" and basically four different directions to focus your balance on (4 wheels) where as the Bike has basically just 1 (after a fashion, with the wheels straight and aligned).

Of course this is all just for the average joe on a bike (scrubs?)
You got people able to balance standing still on wheelies and all sorts of shit, even those unicycles with just a single wheel.

There's energy involved with those two examples of course, the people feeling the direction and countering it before it gets too strong and they fall, but it's continuous, much like how we are when standing up but just don't realize it due to years of practice.
You'll notice a little bit if you wear a blindfold and secure it so you can't even see a glimmer of light after a few minutes.. Especially when you're drunk since your motor functions are dulled.

Impossible without motion, so at a standstill you'll most definitely fall.


Speaking of centrifugal force

Is anybody familiar with Battle Angel at all? That big city in the sky, Tiphaeres, the long shaft extending into space, "Ladder", and the other city at the end of space, what was it... Ugh forgot. Basically a starport connected to the same shaft that's connected to the city in the sky ( about, what, 2-3 miles above the ground? 5?)

Anyway you have Earth's gravity holding the Space Station in orbit, and with the city in the sky deep within that gravity well the whole situation is similar to how you would hold hands with a girl and spin 'round and 'round and get dizzy.

She's pulling away from you, as you are pulling away from her, but are held in check and connect by your arms and hands.

With that idea in mind, the Space Station won't spin out of orbit (or decay in orbit) because of momentum swining it away from Earth but held in place by Ladder, and the city in the sky won't crash to earth because of the station in space's pulling it due to the strength of that momentum while also being connected by Ladder.

Ladder must be pretty fucking strong then to withstand that kind of force.
All of it held in check by some sort of supercomputer making adjustments with engines and stuff because you have to keep something like this in check, can't simply leave it to nature to handle things you know.
Interesting theory though.

[Serp's Attorney]

I've never been a fan of the online dating thing, but it seems to work really well for some people. To me it doesn't make much sense though, I think it's much better to do these types of things in person.

But then again, I'm against the whole idea of changing myself or living just to get the attention of women. I just don't see how anyone can be happy with themselves pandering to women's whims and for their approval. If you want sex, just hit up a bar or pay for a hooker, it's not too hard. If you want companionship, it's not very mentally healthy to act as someone you're not, and to compromise just for that companionship. Girls make shitty companions anyway imo, they're just useful for sex and that's it. I've found that you don't have to change your personality as all, you just need to add muscle if you want to get a girl's attention. Yes, you can get women with "game" and being scrawny, but I think being built feels the best.

[JackTenrac!]

^ Wow. Serpent is right(but I'll still persue it). So, where have you been hiding all this time and how is Osama bin Laden? weren't you banned?

...that went well.

[RaishinX]

Didn't Jennifer Connely have a double-dildo scene in Requeim for a Dream?

Arctic Ninja, you're av is awesome.

You ready
You ready
You ready

Me and a few friends have been leaving school so much this week. They have a bunch of programs and ceremonies that people get dressed up for and then leave. We leave with them, but only because teachers have nothing planned and an empty school is pointless in comparison to stuffing our faces at CiCi's Pizza and then playing video games.

[kcxj]

Hah! Good shit to me. :bgrin:

Lascivious face woman responded. I'm happy about it, so I'm going to post the e-mail here instead of the LJ. The original e-mail I sent to her, since somebody here encouraged me (thanks btw... no9176), was...

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Subject: I normally...

... don't comment on pictures when I e-mail girls, but (her name), you look absolutely...

fascinating.

Such a warm smile. I have to meet you.

-K

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> Hi,
Thank u for a wink.I have added u ... I would like to have a talk with on msn if u like 2
THANKS !

(her name)

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This wasn't the only e-mail I got today though. Bad shit to me. :sad:

The Leah Dizon lookalike responded to me with a one sentence, "I don't think so." to my phone number request e-mail.

I don't know how to respond to that. I figure if she wasn't interested, then she just wouldn't respond, I would take off her my friends list, and that's that right?

How awkward is this situation I'm in now though? I'm debating whether to reply to the e-mail, whether to take her off my list or not, or to ignore the e-mail and keep going about my business since it's no big deal that she said no to me anyway.

This is the first time a woman has ever specifically replied to me to turn me down, but it wasn't a "you fucking asshole" or "do I even know you?" e-mail, and then her deleting me from her list.

It's an ambiguous message this time, instead of the clear cut messages like her not replying or sending a reply with a swear word, and I'm debating to myself on how to handle it.

She is very cute, and I've been secretly hoping to really be able to make this one happen.

(This is on myspace btw, so she can see that I've "read" her e-mail to me.)

I think I'm going to wait a few days, not do anything with this, and see what happens. I was actually tempted to send her an "Oh, I'm sorry..." (ie. I'm a total wussbag) e-mail as soon as I read her reply. Then I thought about sending her an, "Is that what you say to all the guys that e-mail you? Or just the ones you're attracted to?" e-mail. Yeah, I'm going to chill and do nothing for now though, since there are so many more leads/women online for me to follow right now anyway.

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"Sensational" is a juicy word. I'm going to start using that more often instead of saying "fantastic" or "awesome" all the time.

[kcxj]

But then again, I'm against the whole idea of changing myself or living just to get the attention of women. I just don't see how anyone can be happy with themselves pandering to women's whims and for their approval. If you want sex, just hit up a bar or pay for a hooker, it's not too hard. If you want companionship, it's not very mentally healthy to act as someone you're not, and to compromise just for that companionship. Girls make shitty companions anyway imo, they're just useful for sex and that's it. I've found that you don't have to change your personality as all, you just need to add muscle if you want to get a girl's attention. Yes, you can get women with "game" and being scrawny, but I think being built feels the best.
Dude, you're the same age as me right?

I'm not pandering to a woman's whim or changing myself in hopes of seeking their approval. I'm doing all this for myself first and foremost.

It's a proven statistic that sexually active people are happier on more fullfilled with life than those that aren't.

I'm the first one to admit that I wasn't like this way last year (or ever, to be completely honest), but I don't give a fuck about what other people think of me, because not only do I put myself first and above everything else, I'm 100% comfortable in my own skin and with who I am as well.

I have so much Japanese porn of my computer... none of it compares to actually having to skill to attract the real woman and be able to touch and smell her though. Something about the skin to skin, flesh on flesh contact. It's an emotional satisfaction that can't be replicated by any other means.

It's a misconception that women value looks in men as much as men value looks in women, so just putting on a little muscle isn't going to do you anything unless you have the personality to back it up. Once you make your brain your biggest fitness indicator and main attraction attribute, so many more doors open for you and it's truly an amazing feeling.

Going to a bar is useless unless you have game and know what you're doing first. Learning how to be good at online dating is so much more easier, what gives you the confidence to work bars and clubs, and cost effective also.

I want the same beautiful women with the smooth skin and rounds tits I see in my Japanese porns. Find me a hooker as beautiful as them (that don't cost $2000 an hour) and then we'll talk.

lol... shitty companions... are you going to make out with a guy/platonic male life partner instead?

[arcticninja]

so I got a verbal warning at work today for being late infinite times. I understand why they're getting on my case, but fuck off, I'm only 5-10 minutes late. Like I'm really going to get any work done between 9:00 and 9:05 anyway. Besides, I work twice as hard in the 7 hours 45 minutes that I'm here than everyone else in their 8 hours.

Now I have to write an "action plan" as to how I'm going to manage to be on time from now on. Fucking lame.

I can't even explain why I'm late either. Cause I don't have a good reason. I'm late cause I never sleep well, I can't wake up early very easily, I'm not a morning person, I live a 30 minute drive away, plus infinite other excuses, but in the end, I just don't care. I'm just not motivated enough to make an effort to be on time every day. My only motivation now for doing it is to not get hassled any more. But I'll probably start being on time for like a month, then go back to my tardy ways.

The worst part is that I can't argue it, because it makes sense from the business perspective. But from the practical and personal perspective, being 5-10 minutes late doesn't make one iota of difference in my overall productivity. But I can't really argue that, so I'm stuck.

bah, I need to make a clone of myself that will go to work for me so I can stay home, sleep in till noon, and play video games all day. My only ambition in life is to be independantly wealthy so I can do basically nothing all day.

[TheSix]

bah, I need to make a clone of myself that will go to work for me so I can stay home, sleep in till noon, and play video games all day. My only ambition in life is to be independantly wealthy so I can do basically nothing all day.

Quote FTW!

[monbaby]

Just do what I did...

Get a job around the corner from your house...

Take a bath at night and prepare your clothes as well...

Wake up 10 minutes before work...

Brush your teeth throw on your clothes...

You should be EXACTLY on time everyday...

[Serp's Attorney]

Dude, you're the same age as me right?

It's a proven statistic that sexually active people are happier on more fullfilled with life than those that aren't.

Going to a bar is useless unless you have game and know what you're doing first. Learning how to be good at online dating is so much more easier, what gives you the confidence to work bars and clubs, and cost effective also.

I want the same beautiful women with the smooth skin and rounds tits I see in my Japanese porns. Find me a hooker as beautiful as them (that don't cost $2000 an hour) and then we'll talk.

lol... shitty companions... are you going to make out with a guy/platonic male life partner instead?

No offense dude, but I'm pretty sure I've had more sex than you, so I think I know what works. The people that claim having a good body does nothing are completely deluded. When you have a good body, and you're having sex with a girl, you can just TELL she's absolutely into it. There's absolutely no comparison. "Game" can trick a girl into thinking you've got what she wants, but your body is no trick; there is an undeniable purely animal physical attraction going on.

It's not like "game" is hard to have when you're built anyway. When you know you're physically attractive to women, your confidence will be there, and girls will automatically take you seriously. This in turn leads you to be more confident, and to become even more attractive to women. Trust me on this, if you are physically fit, women will find you attractive. Instead, you're having all these problems dealing with a lot of these women PRECISELY because you lack that confidence. Man, even Viscant is seriously working out, and he doesn't even want women. He's working out just to feel good about himself.

I guess to you this stuff is more fulfilling, but I've been there and done that already. I just want to work on my career right now. I want to become somone that's actually doing something important in life, someone that's working on something important that you can tell people about, and that you can look back on and take credit for. Women will always be there, but creating a good career is difficult work, and ultimately more satisfying. The thing is, I don't define myself through women; I define myself with my likes and dislikes, my aspirations and goals. Only insecure people, usually women, define themselves through other people.

That last line in your post makes no sense to me. It seems to me you can't separate out sex and companionship. When I want sex, I get it from girls. When I want friendship, I get it from guys. Why do I need to get both from the same source? I don't relate very well to women, they like shopping and babbling about useless tripe. I like talking about intellectual subjects/sports, and working towards something greater, or discussing something analytically. I don't understand why anybody would want female friends. There are only like two or three girls I'm actually friends with, and they hate other women, even they don't want to deal with them. Actually, even talking to these girls kind of bores me. Reading your posts, sometimes I wonder if you actually have any friends. Maybe that's the reason why you look so depressed to me. Seriously, not to make fun of you, do you even have any friends? People that you can just chill with, or rely on if something goes wrong in life? People that you actually trust? I know Josh dislikes you, because you're a prick. I don't know how anyone can have problems with Josh, he's a good kid. If you can't get along with Josh, you've probably got problems.

[Clear Sky]

Hey Serp, where's the avatar from? I crack up whenever I see it.

[Million]

G4 got a new piece of ass on the air. Layla Kalee's mouth = serious DSLs. It's like her mouth was designed for the specific purpose of giving world-class blowjobs. I can't help but think of this every time I see her on, talking about...whatever she's talking about. "The Feed"(Sara Lane's old segment)...yeah, sure...I'll feed ya this dick.

*I'm finally going to get serious about my real career aspirations....art and voicework. If I don't go to Memphis this weekend, I'm getting a microphone or something, with the intent of putting together a demo I could shop around at radio stations or ...whatever might need a cool voice-over. This is a line of work I could enjoy....I've been taking more notice of great examples of voicework in the past few years too....like I'm fascinated when I hear the excellent voice of Alastor from the Viewtiful Joe games(1 and 2, not the bullshit anime VA....fuck that guy, he's doing a REGULAR DUDE voice...get the fuck out of here with that garbage)...or Joe himself(I think the name is Dee Bradley Baker)....or the Samuel Jackson "everydamnwhere guy" of dubbed anime...Steve Blum....or the calm though badass tone of the guy who voices Naraku in Inuyasha(Paul Dobson?)

On the art front....heh, I've bullshitted long enough...I need to get a digital drawing pad, and get my work ethic back up to something more respectable. I have a good feeling suddenly....that my real earning potential is going to be just off the charts. Voice-over stuff is basically a lock. The art....I may not be mega-successful, but I'll get work for sure. Oh it's about to be SO on...

[FistsofFury]

G4 got a new piece of ass on the air. Layla Kalee's mouth = serious DSLs. It's like her mouth was designed for the specific purpose of giving world-class blowjobs. I can't help but think of this every time I see her on, talking about...whatever she's talking about. "The Feed"(Sara Lane's old segment)...yeah, sure...I'll feed ya this dick.

*I'm finally going to get serious about my real career aspirations....art and voicework. If I don't go to Memphis this weekend, I'm getting a microphone or something, with the intent of putting together a demo I could shop around at radio stations or ...whatever might need a cool voice-over. This is a line of work I could enjoy....I've been taking more notice of great examples of voicework in the past few years too....like I'm fascinated when I hear the excellent voice of Alastor from the Viewtiful Joe games(1 and 2, not the bullshit anime VA....fuck that guy, he's doing a REGULAR DUDE voice...get the fuck out of here with that garbage)...or Joe himself(I think the name is Dee Bradley Baker)....or the Samuel Jackson "everydamnwhere guy" of dubbed anime...Steve Blum....or the calm though badass tone of the guy who voices Naraku in Inuyasha(Paul Dobson?)

On the art front....heh, I've bullshitted long enough...I need to get a digital drawing pad, and get my work ethic back up to something more respectable. I have a good feeling suddenly....that my real earning potential is going to be just off the charts. Voice-over stuff is basically a lock. The art....I may not be mega-successful, but I'll get work for sure. Oh it's about to be SO on...



The Chojin...HAS AWAKENED!

I too have just been feeling the urge to 'get shit done'. Make good decisions and take charge of my life instead of feeling like I'm just blowing in the wind of a cold world.. I call this phase in my life 'Operation Shut the fuck up and handle your shit'

[RetroKid]

...Serpent? Wow, I haven't seen you post in a while. I'm going to message you on AIM soon, since I have a ePSXe question to ask you. I'll do it tomorrow, since I'm going be watching the NBA playoffs until I fall asleep.

Anyway, who here actually takes kcxj seriously in this thread? He should be the last guy to give out advice on dating.

[Rico!]

Hah! Good shit to me. :bgrin:

Lascivious face woman responded. I'm happy about it, so I'm going to post the e-mail here instead of the LJ. The original e-mail I sent to her, since somebody here encouraged me (thanks btw... no9176), was...

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Subject: I normally...

... don't comment on pictures when I e-mail girls, but (her name), you look absolutely...

fascinating.

Such a warm smile. I have to meet you.

-K

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> Hi,
Thank u for a wink.I have added u ... I would like to have a talk with on msn if u like 2
THANKS !

(her name)

Ha, sounds good.

ouch

haaarsh. And with that, I believe we're looking at a new flame war.

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Note: a fob that is hard to understand in person is harder to understand on a phone. :looney:

[Serp's Attorney]

Ha, sounds good.



haaarsh. And with that, I believe we're looking at a new flame war.

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Note: a fob that is hard to understand in person is harder to understand on a phone. :looney:

Nah, I don't want to flame Kang. If he's trying to be judgmental of me, of course I will defend myself, but if he minds his own business that's fine with me. It looked like he was trying to knock me, which amused me much more than it annoyed me. Me and Kang are on complete different levels and social classes in all honesty.

[Cisco]

Man, i was just at school and my "i need to take a major shit" alarm went off. I mean, it went off. Well, as soon as my ass made it's presence known that day, i jetted straight for home. I take the bus every school day, so you should know how much pain i was in during the whole 30 min. Also, i still have to walk home after the bus drops me off in the nearest terminalso of course, i ran straight. I was hopping like some bunny with my had blocking my anus. Everybody was looking at me but i didn't care because my ass was about to do some maximum carnage in my pants. Well, i managed to reach home safetly (i think i farted along the way, but it was no biggy) and as my ass reached the toilet the shit just came out with a force. I spent about 30 minutes in the bathroom.

So what movies you guys hoping to see? I've seen the x-men trailor, it looks ok, i'm more exited about the divinci code though, i've read the book and i consider it my favorite book. What other movies are coming out this summer?

[Million]

So...G4 has changed the name Barb Wire Biscuit to "Midnight Spank"....

the real point of interest and reason it just came to mind though; the commercials. Whoever produced/directed the commercials...they did a very nice job of making at least 2 out of the 3 commercials rather disturbing. It's nice and psychologically terrifying...I love it. The best one has a guy on a stationary bike, and suddenly...there;s a deer out of nowhere about 2 feet to his right. His reaction to this odd visual is funny and what you might expect...he has a subtle "lalala whoaHOLYSHITWHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!" look on his face....and of course, the deer speaks to him.

Guy: "...h--how did you get in here?"
Deer: "That's not important now, Tom(or whatever his name is). What is important is that you watch Midnight Spank...

...or I can make everyone you care about disappear."

the ending voiceover and text is "Watch Midnight Spank, or the deer will make everyone you love disappear." or something to that effect. This is brilliant stuff. The way it's shot adds to the overall creep factor.

[kcxj]

haaarsh. And with that, I believe we're looking at a new flame war.
Nah, man, I'm good. :rofl:

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Yo, this new online woman I have a lead on right now is mixed blood. Half-Chinese, half-Japanese.

That's fucking sexy.

She might only like Black dudes with all the hip hop references she makes in her profile though, so sucks for me.

I haven't e-mailed yet, and I'm debating whether to or not right now.

It's not a full blooded, AV hot Japanese woman that screams out all that crazy shit that I don't understand during sex yet, but I'm getting closer... lol.

I'm going to write "sup" and "aight" a lot to this woman and see what happens.

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I read something interesting today.

"Wallowing in insecurity is just a less fun form of masturbation."

That's true isn't it? It's that momentary feeling of gratification you get when you complain or wallow about how, "Oh, I'm so blah blah blah...", "I'm not something something enough...", or any other kind of self-limiting belief, and then some other guy chirps in, "It's OK, because I'm like that too... blah blah...", and then it's a big circle jerkfest.

Fuck that shit.

Real men are the masters, not the masturbators. I wrote down a list of all the positive things about myself, and I realized I have nothing holding me back and nothing to be insecure about anyway. It was all in my head the entire time, and even with where I am right now, I'm still finding new garbage I need to clear out every single day. It feels good to read what I read today and to clear out what I needed to clear out.

[*InVeRs3*]

so I got a verbal warning at work today for being late infinite times. I understand why they're getting on my case, but fuck off, I'm only 5-10 minutes late. Like I'm really going to get any work done between 9:00 and 9:05 anyway. Besides, I work twice as hard in the 7 hours 45 minutes that I'm here than everyone else in their 8 hours.

Now I have to write an "action plan" as to how I'm going to manage to be on time from now on. Fucking lame.

I can't even explain why I'm late either. Cause I don't have a good reason. I'm late cause I never sleep well, I can't wake up early very easily, I'm not a morning person, I live a 30 minute drive away, plus infinite other excuses, but in the end, I just don't care. I'm just not motivated enough to make an effort to be on time every day. My only motivation now for doing it is to not get hassled any more. But I'll probably start being on time for like a month, then go back to my tardy ways.

The worst part is that I can't argue it, because it makes sense from the business perspective. But from the practical and personal perspective, being 5-10 minutes late doesn't make one iota of difference in my overall productivity. But I can't really argue that, so I'm stuck.

bah, I need to make a clone of myself that will go to work for me so I can stay home, sleep in till noon, and play video games all day. My only ambition in life is to be independantly wealthy so I can do basically nothing all day.

I KNOW MAN!!! 5-10 min isn't even much. I hate your boss. Or whoever gave you that lecture on being on time.

[Cisco]

If i could fall into the sky, do you think time will pass us by...

I'm listening to this songand i like it... it's da shit.

[TS]

Wow...these late night BET videos are kinda...

...hella...scandalous. Just the little 5 second clip they show whenever they go to commercial is some chick in a thong shaking her bare asscheeks into the camera. I mean, hypothetically it's okay, but shit is just...

Wow.

[JackTenrac!]

I'm on 20th ep of Beserk and I'm still just as fascinated as I was the first time I watched the story of the swordsman. Storywise, just amazing as it needs to be. Just seeing how interesting each character is(backstory and all) must be the wow factor of this piece(well, except Pipen, whose just a quiet big guy). Each story interweaves with each other to form the big picture. I'd probably relate to Corkus more than Judeau, but I'd probably want to be Judeau.

Sure bests some of the new english-dub crap out there that gets tele play today. Against Bebop? ...no comment.

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Dr. Pepper is my coffee. Almost everyday of the work week, I'm drinking a Dr. No root beer, no coke, nor pepsi. I'm drinkin' a Dr. Is it really that big in the States?



...that went well.

[Hellion]

The people that claim having a good body does nothing are completely deluded. When you have a good body, and you're having sex with a girl, you can just TELL she's absolutely into it. There's absolutely no comparison. "Game" can trick a girl into thinking you've got what she wants, but your body is no trick; there is an undeniable purely animal physical attraction going on.
Quoted for truth
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[Penguin]

kcxj dude how much succes are you getting? Cause I think your coming at this thing the whole wrong way, I guess I'm not alone when I think you give off a real crazy vibe sometimes.
She might only like Black dudes with all the hip hop references she makes in her profile though, so sucks for me.

I haven't e-mailed yet, and I'm debating whether to or not right now.
Maybe, but probably not, and you really should just email her right away. Why wait? Thats just a waste of time.
Also, with the girl who said "No"... you shouldn't dwell on it too much, just move on to the next one.

[caliagent#3]

Nah, man, I'm good. :rofl:

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Yo, this new online woman I have a lead on right now is mixed blood. Half-Chinese, half-Japanese.

That's fucking sexy.

She might only like Black dudes with all the hip hop references she makes in her profile though, so sucks for me.

I haven't e-mailed yet, and I'm debating whether to or not right now.

It's not a full blooded, AV hot Japanese woman that screams out all that crazy shit that I don't understand during sex yet, but I'm getting closer... lol.

I'm going to write "sup" and "aight" a lot to this woman and see what happens.

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I read something interesting today.

"Wallowing in insecurity is just a less fun form of masturbation."

That's true isn't it? It's that momentary feeling of gratification you get when you complain or wallow about how, "Oh, I'm so blah blah blah...", "I'm not something something enough...", or any other kind of self-limiting belief, and then some other guy chirps in, "It's OK, because I'm like that too... blah blah...", and then it's a big circle jerkfest.

Fuck that shit.

Real men are the masters, not the masturbators. I wrote down a list of all the positive things about myself, and I realized I have nothing holding me back and nothing to be insecure about anyway. It was all in my head the entire time, and even with where I am right now, I'm still finding new garbage I need to clear out every single day. It feels good to read what I read today and to clear out what I needed to clear out.

Don't try to "play a role". If you do that, and actually hook up with some of these chicks then they'll consider you a liar and fake when you actually try to be yourself around them. And that's all women want, someone who isn't a liar/fake.

But if you're looking to just get laid, then lie your way to bedroom




almost forgot. why didn't NBC give Anne Curry lead anchor since Katie is leaving? She's way hotter than that chick from the view, racist bastards

[Damacy]

Sometimes, I dream about titty-fucking Oprah.

[kcxj]

kcxj dude how much succes are you getting? Cause I think your coming at this thing the whole wrong way, I guess I'm not alone when I think you give off a real crazy vibe sometimes.

Maybe, but probably not, and you really should just email her right away. Why wait? Thats just a waste of time.
Also, with the girl who said "No"... you shouldn't dwell on it too much, just move on to the next one.
Two years ago, I was at work, staring at this girl's ass and having sexual fantasies about her. One day, she said, "Hey (my name)!", so I went over and talked to her. A couple weeks later, I worked up the courage to ask, "Are you single?", and then asked for her phone number. She said yes and gave it to me!

I never worked up the courage to call her.

I would try to approach her at work, but I could tell she started avoiding me. Finally, I find out that she has a new boyfriend and it was one of my co-workers. We both had equal chances, and Jennifer picked the other guy over me.

Oh man... did I ever feel horrible. I know now it's because my inner game wasn't together, but I felt like such an inept loser. I figured it had to be something physical, so I starting thinking about how ugly I was. It didn't help that somebody else once made a comment about how my voice sounded funny too.

Anyway, I became depressed, stressed out, and ended up getting fired from my job. I ended up staying home and playing RPG video games a lot.

Fast forward to last year... I'm at a new job now, and DAMN, there are some attractive women here. Their asses beckon to me to go do something about it. Again, I kept getting those old shyness and nervousness feelings coming up and I felt as if I didn't have any control over myself when I want to approach these women though.

January... I make a new years resolution to finally LEARN how to do all these things I want to be able to do, learn how the science of attraction works, and then go out, finally be a MAN, and apply it.

I've gotten more phone numbers, been on more dates, and have been physically intimate with more women these past 4 months than I have in the past 7 YEARS.

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I haven't "closed" any of my online dating girls yet, and I've gotten zero actual dates from myspace, but I'm still in learning mode with internet dating anyway, so give me one more month and then I'm positive I'll be able to make a post here describing more progress.

So yeah, you're right if I'm giving off a crazy vibe at the moment. It's because I actually AM crazy in the head and obssessed at the moment about making this online dating thing work. :rofl:

[RaishinX]

I'm about to cheat on five internet tests that are due in 30 minutes.

"Let's Get It On Now"

[Penguin]

^ lol dude ok. I see where you're coming from and I can relate... Yeah, online dating is like normal dating....... only different. Certain things that work in real life wont work online, and vice versa.

[Hellion]

Lately sleeping pills seem to be the only recourse left to me to get any sleep what-so-ever. I look at the clock and get stressed out that I may not be able to sleep because it's already 1:40, or 2:30, so on.
So I take a pill to try and catch some sleep, but feel like crap because I have to wake up at 6:00.
It's virtually impossible for me to get some shut eye on the dot when I want at 10 pm or there-abouts.
Maybe I should reset that clock and start taking pills at 10:00 on a regular until it kicks in that 10 sharp is it for me.

[Penguin]

Lately sleeping pills seem to be the only recourse left to me to get any sleep what-so-ever. I look at the clock and get stressed out that I may not be able to sleep because it's already 1:40, or 2:30, so on.
So I take a pill to try and catch some sleep, but feel like crap because I have to wake up at 6:00.
It's virtually impossible for me to get some shut eye on the dot when I want at 10 pm or there-abouts.
Maybe I should reset that clock and start taking pills at 10:00 on a regular until it kicks in that 10 sharp is it for me.
Dude I know this sounds horrible, but weed might solve your problem.
(Penguin is in no way endorsing weed with this post.)

[monbaby]

WTF?!...

Are even suggesting sleeping after smoking a blunt?...

There is one thing i hate...

A nigga that sleeps through his high...

It's a waste of weed...

i personally recommend seeing a Doctor...

They usually are good when helping people who can't sleep...

[Penguin]

WTF?!...

Are even suggesting sleeping after smoking a blunt?...

There is one thing i hate...

A nigga that sleeps through his high...

It's a waste of weed...

i personally recommend seeing a Doctor...

They usually are good when helping people who can't sleep...
No, when you smoke earlier in the day the burnout will make you tired at night. Theres no point in going to sleep right away, thats not what I said, please dont assume.

[Rico!]

I never worked up the courage to call her.

the only reason i ever made my first phone call was because i had my friend pushing me and giving me advice and shit. Just gotta remember if they dont want to talk to you they'll tell you. Or wont pick up/call back.

Voicemail however is a problem for me.

"hi this is <whoever> leave a message after the beep"
(in my head) ah shit the voicemail picked up, should i hang up now?
*BEEP*
FUCK!
"uhhhhhhhhhhhh....."

yeah it almost never goes well

[Million]

ah, the other G4 Midnight spank commercial just came to mind...there's one with the deer, a guinea pig...and this one with the monarch butterfly...

A guy is in a public restroom. Suddenly there is...out of nowhere...a monarch butterfly on the sink or something. It speaks to him.

Butterfly:"You need to watch Midnight Spank."
The guy says something I can't remember...something that right away isn't acceptable to that damn butterfly.
Butterfly :"See the bag over there? " (*there's a bag with some living thing inside over by the corner...and black fluid is leaking out)
"I'll open the bag. You don't want me to open the bag, do you?"

..then it shows the text on the screen: "Watch Midnight spank or the monarch butterfly will open the horrible bag."

These are the greatest commercials I've seen in a long time.

[Roxie]

woah. people still use friendster?

[JackTenrac!]

"What was taken by the sword must be restored by the sword."
-- Judeau, Beserk

Words to live by.

...that went well

[arcticninja]

NHL 06 is the worst fucking hockey game ever. I'm so glad I didn't pay for it. Everyone at EA Sports Canada needs to get fired, kthx.

[maxx]

woah. people still use friendster?



haha friendster the ancient version of myspace.

[Cisco]

woah. people still use friendster?



haha. Yup. I don't use my myspace acount often because friendster is more popular here in the P.I. so nearly 97% of who's in my list are my friends and some relatives here. The other 3 % are my childhood friends from New Jersey.

Well, i can grow that 3 % if you guys add me so add me. :wgrin:

PS.what the hell is that red thingy coming out of her skirt? :rofl:

[Roxie]

It's period blood.
Aren't you glad you asked?

[abacabb]

It's period blood.
Aren't you glad you asked?
i see your back the period blood avatar. Nice:tup:

[Cisco]

It has eyes!!

[abacabb]

It has eyes!!
Yea I noticed that too.

[TS]

Almost passed out today....I need to start sleeping more than 3 hours a night.

[FistsofFury]

Man...this torrent shit is so wrong.

I'm copping all this new music...and not paying a cent. I feel dirty, but not dirty enough to not download.

Pray for me.

[abacabb]

Man...this torrent shit is so wrong.

I'm copping all this new music...and not paying a cent. I feel dirty, but not dirty enough to not download.

Pray for me.

Your such a dirty boy. Yea you download that music. Get in there real Deep Like.:looney:

Damn I thought I was working 15 hours a week but i only was only working 12. Why did I think 9 to 1 was 5 hours?

[kcxj]

Anybody have something cocky and funny that I can write to this Japanese woman in Japanese? This is the e-mail she sent back to me in response to my initial voicemail to her.

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"Hmmm... "dorky looking Beijing girl" eh? Lovely way to get somebody's attention... Insult them first. Though to clarify two points: 1) Yes, you did get my attention. 2) I'm not a Beijing-ren... I'm Japanese (uh, the yukata wasn't a give-away?)"
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... and then she tries to be funny, but she's not, but that doesn't matter because she's a woman and the only thing I'm looking at is her tits and ass, so I don't give a shit about her personality or about how whether she's funny or not.

But most importantly, she responds at the end and invites me out for drinks (no joke).

Should I even bother saying anything in Japanese in my reply e-mail to her? I'm thinking sumimasen, dorko-hime or something along those lines. How do I say, "My bad, princess dork.", or something similar?

What if I just cut out the precanned cheesecake crap, and just exchange the phone numbers and other essential contact info already?

She was trying to be funny in her e-mail to me after all, so I'm getting the feeling that I need to keep this playful interaction going and one up her on whatever lame joke she makes to keep her attracted to me.

(She used the word "morosely" in her profile for some reason, and then she wrote that she's looking for a man that can keep up with her intellect, so I sent her a voice mail using the word "amiably", and yeah, she must of liked that contrasted with me calling her a dork and she responded.)

[Cisco]

^ I'm sorry dude, but you need to stop the nonsense.

I hope i won't sound as if i'm flaming you because i'm not man. It's just, you really shouldn't bother with online dating. I haven't read most of your posts concerning this but i think i have the jist of it. Online dating isn't only pathetic and a waste of time but it's dangerous from what i see it, i mean, how in the hell do you know if she is legal, a psycho, a guy who's just messin with guys who have low self esteem on the net, or worse a she-male.

You don't need online dating, just go for what you can actually see. Don't rely on pictures or how seductive (is that even possible) they sound in their messages because god that's some scary shit! I mean, why can't you talk to girls in real life? Stop doing the easy way out, you can act all tough through online messages and make yourself sound as if your a pimp but eventually you'll have to be introduced formally and when that happens it's more likely that you'll choke up or just get pissed on the truth. All you need to do is not give a damn about what other girls think of you, "oh i need to make a good first impression" fuck that shit and just do it. There are countless times where you won't be able to relate to some one, but you'll never know unless you try. Stop letting real life be only eye-candy for you and just eat that shit because you know it's sweet. If she doesn't have grenades, machine guns, and vodo shit on her than what the hell are you supposed to be afraid of? Why can't you just see youself as the real thing and not give a fuck if the chick is too stupid to catch your flow?

I don't understand online dating, imo, it looks like a poor excuse of mating. Be real, man. I don't even entertain the unknown/random women who message me through e-mails and friendster, unlike what you're doing because it's only going to waste my time and i don't need the 4th person communication as a way to date and socialize. I talk to girls in real life so i find no need, interest, attraction to some chick i barely know and probably will never know. Be real, and work your way in the real world.

No offense man, but hey... why don't you find crusaders topic around here. Live it up dude!!
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Wow, in 2 weeks the asia mall (the biggest mall in asia) will be opened and the greatest part is that i live about 5 minutes away from it (i can see the mall through my window). I'm exited since their will be an i-max theater and i'm hoping to find a part time job since i'm always social-busy on the week ends. I want an easy job, nothing in a restaurant since i heard how stressful it is. I'm thinking of working in a sports equipment store like Reebok or nike or something.

I've spent allot of money this summer (it's summer here in the p.i.) on 6 trips with different groups of friends, La-union, boracay, Puerto Gallera, Bagio, Tagay tay and Batangas. If you guys ever go to the p.i. for a trip, i suggest going to these places. Then the rest was the occasional malls/movies, concert gigs, & "warcraft dota". I haven't played MVC2 for awhile and i'm very hungry on playing it... but i don't know, all my closest friends don't play mvc2 and i don't want to be giving up my time with them just to play arcades anymore.
Well, i just want to get a job before school opens i think i'm staying with my course (lol) and i think i'll just go into a second course after i graduate from MMA… maybe computer tech or architecture.
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I bought carrie underwoods album yesterday, and it's good. I liked the album and the songs since it was gospel. I did like some classic church songs but gospel music wasn't the genre of music i would sound trip to. But after buying CU's album i managed to buy one more gospel album from the skillets (a christian-rock band) it's pretty hot.

[mastermind]

The Gnarls Barkley album is really good.

I need a new job.

[*InVeRs3*]

The Gnarls Barkley album is really good.

I need a new job.

I need to get a job.

I'm going to find work at *sigh* fast food resturaunts.

Gotta start somewhere.

[Serp's Attorney]

^ I'm sorry dude, but you need to stop the nonsense.

I hope i won't sound as if i'm flaming you because i'm not man. It's just, you really shouldn't bother with online dating. I haven't read most of your posts concerning this but i think i have the jist of it. Online dating isn't only pathetic and a waste of time but it's dangerous from what i see it, i mean, how in the hell do you know if she is legal, a psycho, a guy who's just messin with guys who have low self esteem on the net, or worse a she-male.



I didn't read past this. Ok, so what is he supposed to do, stalk girls over the internet like you do, you stupid ***? Make up stories about having sex with webcam girls that he's never even talked to? Would that make you happier? You are the last person to talk about needing to "stop the nonsense" and being "pathetic" or a "waste of time." I don't know what happened to Evolution while I was gone, but I'm sure we can get together to remind you of who and what you are. You pathetic freak.

[Penguin]

^ I'm sorry dude, but you need to stop the nonsense.

I hope i won't sound as if i'm flaming you because i'm not man. It's just, you really shouldn't bother with online dating. I haven't read most of your posts concerning this but i think i have the jist of it. Online dating isn't only pathetic and a waste of time but it's dangerous from what i see it, i mean, how in the hell do you know if she is legal, a psycho, a guy who's just messin with guys who have low self esteem on the net, or worse a she-male.

I used to think you were maybe only a little bit of an idiot.
Now I'm sure you're a full blown idiot.

[Cisco]

You certainly have your way of flaming people with false assumptions. The only thing you ever do look for is someone to flame over the net using such old and twisted insults that have no basis what so ever all for the sole purpose of showing your e-dick. I can go on and on about how much i've gained over the years but what's the use when some punk ass like you will just act as if he know me.

"Stalking", "Web cam" "who you are".. you are such a conceited prick.
Step out of your fantasy circle you cock gobbling faggot and stop thinking as if you are way too good that you've haven't done some shitty stuff in your life so quit using what i've posted on this forum as a way of personal attacks just to look and feel as if you are better than me. That's the only thing you can do to flame me anyway. i can go on and on about how great my life is and how great i am, just like what you do here. but i rather would help out other people the best i can, unlike you whose intent is to piss people off with insults from voicing out their opinions and braging about yourself just to look "superior" than everyone here. Get over yourself and realise that your constant attitude on the internet helps build valid assuptions that you are a complete failure and a garbage of a human being in real life.

You are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock so why don't you resist on wasting both our time and just stay locked up in your room and do whatever it is you've been magnifying yourself about. Just let this post go and don't bother to respond to it because i'm not going to respond to whatever you post after this, because obviously you are going to the same twisted unfactual insults (stalking, web cam girls) for retaliation faggot.

[Rico!]

me like SRK alot.

got an english exam today. FUCK!!

[Cisco]

I used to think you were maybe only a little bit of an idiot.
Now I'm sure you're a full blown idiot.

Well,i don't know if you were just dick riding serpent for his post or if you just strongly disagree with my post against online dating. I don't know, i do admit that i've never tried it but it just seems to dangerous and i do see it as a waste of time because what's the use of chatting/e-mailing a female you barely know? Besides, if the girl is really attractive then why would she be interested in getting hit on the net? it sounds movie-ish but, hey, maybe it does work for some probably in bigger countries such as the usa.. i don't know. Regardless, I think the real life thing is better because it's real; in real life you can identify better and doing it in 1st person is very easy.

[Penguin]

Well,i don't know if you were just dick riding serpent for his post or if you just strongly disagree with my post against online dating. I don't know, i do admit that i've never tried it but it just seems to dangerous and i do see it as a waste of time because what's the use of chatting/e-mailing a female you barely know? Besides, if the girl is really attractive then why would she be interested in getting hit on the net? it sounds movie-ish but, hey, maybe it does work for some probably in bigger countries such as the usa.. i don't know. Regardless, I think the real life thing is better because it's real; in real life you can identify better and doing it in 1st person is very easy.
See, you can try and logically work it out all day. But that will get you nowhere.
Untill you actually try it, realize that its not dangerous, and that there are A LOT of really hot girls on the net, (some of which you would never ever run into in real life.), you'll never understand.
There's no point in talking out of your ass about something you know NOTHING about.
Dont get it twisted, I'm not saying that meeting girls online is better than in real life, I do both... for combined results.
And no, I am not dick riding Serp.

[ethnic_scrap]

...i do see it as a waste of time because what's the use of chatting/e-mailing a female you barely know?...

um... yeah :confused:

[Cisco]

See, you can try and logically work it out all day. But that will get you nowhere.
Untill you actually try it, realize that its not dangerous, and that there are A LOT of really hot girls on the net, (some of which you would never ever run into in real life.), you'll never understand.
There's no point in talking out of your ass about something you know NOTHING about.
Dont get it twisted, I'm not saying that meeting girls online is better than in real life, I do both... for combined results.
And no, I am not dick riding Serp.

um... yeah :confused:


I haven't denied my ignorance towards online dating and i think it's obvious that i see dating and just approaching a women to be strictly meant in person. I guess it can work for some; good for those people... what ever works is always cool. The thing is, in the P.I. there are countless PC-gaming/Internet cafes everywhere and well, i have seen a couple of guys sitting next poseing as females and pulling the leg off some guy just for their amusement. Seeing that plus hearing all them stories just sounds scary. So with that, how well do you know that the chick you are talking to through the internet doesn't have a dick? And, maybe i am basing this on a society issue because in my location, it's nearly impossible to find a real attractive girl to be into internet dating and there isn't a place (but there is a time) where there isn't any hot chick available to approach.

Stop taking shots at me for voicing out my opinion, you are just doing that after reading serps attack.

[TheSix]

Im sensing just a bit of hostility....

[kcxj]

:rofl:

I'm sorry... I wasn't going to reply, and Mr. sex with 7 different women in one night was on my ignored list anyway, but that "just a bit of hostility" comment sparked my curiousity and I couldn't resist but to view the post.

His validation for not supporting online dating, and then talking down to other people for doing it, is because he personally sits in an internet cafe and see other guys pretending to be girls online for their own amusement? damn, lol... Alright, carry on.

[Penguin]

I'm taking shots at you because you're an idiot who has no experience in what he's talking about. You call online dating "pathetic", but the only reason you dont do it is because you are a scared little bitch. I could care less if Serp is doing the same, more power to him.
I liked your responce before it was edited, now you feel you have to fire back because someone else commented? Would it ruin your e-gansta if you didn't?

I know their not guys, because I've met them, and dated them in real life. By your logic, I could ask you " How do you know that the girls you aproach in real life are chicks? They could have dicks dude!"
Its not actually that hard to tell if they're secretly a guy or not, I have ZERO horror stories. And, maybe i am basing this on a society issue because in my location, it's nearly impossible to find a real attractive girl to be into internet dating and there isn't a place (but there is a time) where there isn't any hot chick available to approach.
What I meant was, lets be realistic... there are tons of chicks out there who will just never be in the same places that you go to. They just dont go there, if you go on along your normal life chances are you will never EVER run into them. Meeting them online stops this barrier.

[Muff Daddy]

picking up chicks online is just an extension of what you could otherwise be doing in meatspace. can we drop this now?

[Hellion]

Dude I know this sounds horrible, but weed might solve your problem.
(Penguin is in no way endorsing weed with this post.)


i personally recommend seeing a Doctor...

They usually are good when helping people who can't sleep...

Well, the general idea sounds good.

Endorphins right is some sort of hormonic "drug" your body makes or your brain makes to calm you and such. Saw on the news that our skin produces endorphins when tanning, which explains the thousands (dare I say millions) of people who sunbathe all day long, whenever they can.

To test this they had a wierd experiment with these tanning machines and had people lay in them. Some machines were disabled such that they no longer ran ultraviolet light.
From this list they had people who tan on a regular, and people who never do or barely do.
All the people who tan on a regular liked the one with ultraviolet rays.
Forgot the people who barely did though.

A pill was given to the frequent sun bathers to prevent the production of endorphins, and the test was ran again, and they began experiencing symptoms similar to withdrawal be it from smoking or drugs. Shivers and all sorts of stuff.

So the general scientific consensus is that people who sunbathe everyday are unknowingly getting high off the sun, and increasing their risk of skin-cancer.

Can't take weed unfortunately, even for medical reasons because the Navy's zero tolerance policy.
But trying this tanning thing leads to skin cancer, but otherwise I'd have tried it.
Guess I'll see a doctor.

[Penguin]

^That sucks dude, I can't even understand insomnia and the like. I've always been able to fall asleep at the drop of a hat.

[Cisco]

Penguin: I'm very sorry about voicing my opinion in such a way, i did admit my ignorance towards it. I don't understand why you are still flaming me after my last post towards the subject because it was an understandment of different ways we find socializing. I understand that it is a society thing, because in my society online dating just doesn't fit anywhere. It seems that you ignored that post of truce just to post insults at me so the only one who is trying to look e-gangsta is you. I have seen allot of guys posing as women so it gave that impression that the majority of those females have a high possibility of having a dick. Seeing this and due to the social standards im used to gave me that impression that online dating was pathetic. Maybe it's because of the people i've seen try it, so maybe it is different here than it is in other countries. I can accept your defense towards it now though, i guess if i saw some one on the net who looked like Jessica Alba and has a reachable location, i would definetly take the chance.
Also, there was nothing different with that edited post from the original, i don't know what you were trying to pull out of that, but your last reply to me gives me a clue.

I already admitted my mistake just so we can drop the ball and move on, man. Either read up or stop trying to look cool.

[kcxj]

Here's (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/dork.jpg) the profile picture of the dork in the yukata if anybody wanted to help me craft a witty reply e-mail to her.

She looks like this flat-butt woman that I know, but I can't tell if she's prettier or not because her hand is covering part of her face in that picture. I want to build up the rappoire so I can ask for more pics, and then decide whether I want to pursue this further or not.

Anyway, I tried to kiss the flat-butt woman while we were sitting together in my car last week, but she said, "Don't scare me..." and then she walked out and that sucked (I had to pull some woman tactic and called one of my guy friends on the phone right after for moral and emotional support). Messaging this dork in the yukata that looks like her, is my way of getting that rejection out of my system.

From what she wrote in her profile and in her reply e-mail to me, she's definitely the intellectual type. She likes to use big words and also wrote that she doesn't like people who "tYpE lyKe tHis".

The only thing I know for sure right now is to not comment on her glasses. About how they make her look cute, sexy, librarian fetish, or anything else along those lines, since that's what all the other men do, and I'm here to STAND OUT and be attractive, not just another awesome (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/photo-ffz-r20-s1-21268004_77310.jpg) guy who sits in front of his computer, browsing the girls, with his wiener hanging out at the same time.

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A couple links for anybody else here who is as serious about this as I am...

http://www.lookbetteronline.com/Home/Page.asp?page=blunders
http://www.lookbetteronline.com/articles.asp

Such a wealth of useful information available on the internet if you're just willing to let go of your previous misconceptions and invest the time. So do it! :bgrin:

[Penguin]

Yeah, allright man, I didn't wanna continue with it either.
Respect.

[Serp's Attorney]

Yeah, allright man, I didn't wanna continue with it either.
Respect.

Stop dickriding Cisco. Remember, you dickride someone if you agree with them or just don't flame them.

[Penguin]

Stop dickriding Cisco. Remember, you dickride someone if you agree with them or just don't flame them.
I'm sorry I dont have the energy it takes to constantly flame someone and pro-long arguements even when they are done. My time management must be completely off!!!

[arcticninja]

one time, I saw a blimp

[Million]

Really, why would someone buy a VHS or VHS-C camcorder these days? I was just browsing on circuit city and best buy's cam section...and to my surprise, those things still exist. Videocameras on that level have been surpassed so many times over, it's just silly that they are still being produced. It's like if they were still selling Betamax in Walmarts and Target today. Get out of here with that inferior bullshit. I'm still surprised they even make VHS releases of movies anymore. Most people hopped on the DVD bandwagon at least 5 years ago.

So far, the levels are like this:
-HD cams / DVD
-Mini DV
-Hi 8
-8mm
--------------
-Super VHS / VHS-c
-regular VHS.

It's not even an issue of price anymore, when I see 8mm's for cheap now(200 range!!). Shit, even MiniDVs have been going for only 300 or so now.

G4's The OLIVIA™ may just be the hottest asian that has ever existed. She could piss in my face and I'd probably get off on it.

heh, Gilbert Gottfried always cracks me up. I'd pay to watch him rape a bitch while he joked about it.

[L1qu1d]

party tonight, and i need this....i haven't been hammerd in weeks =)

[JackTenrac!]

Hail Serpent. Ressurected King of the Flaming.

...that went well.

[kcxj]

G4's The OLIVIA™ may just be the hottest asian that has ever existed. She could piss in my face and I'd probably get off on it.
Jesus, she's hot.

I don't know how much I would want her pissing on my face, but those cleavage shots are lovely.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Munn
http://www.myspace.com/omunn

She can't be Asian though. Not with that face and those eyes. She must be mixed.

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I saw the trailer for the Nintento Revolution at the game store today. It's features cute Japanese girls shaking their shit.

I liked it.

[TheSix]

heh, Gilbert Gottfried always cracks me up. I'd pay to watch him rape a bitch while he joked about it.

For real. For some reason, alot of people don't like the dude(or just seem to want to hate on him for whatever reason). I think he is hilarious.

[Serp's Attorney]

I'm sorry I dont have the energy it takes to constantly flame someone and pro-long arguements even when they are done. My time management must be completely off!!!

You do realize you spent more time than me responding to cisco right? You wrote longer responses, and more of them, and you actually read all his responses. I read like 4 sentences. Try again you dork. Just admit that you're stupid and I wont "pro-long" this "argument" that is already done. It was done the second you posted, you idiot.

[Roxie]

I made some cookies for my grandmother's luncheon.

Lemon white chocolate chip
Banana chocolate chip

I like the BCC ones best.

[monbaby]

I made some cookies for my grandmother's luncheon.

Lemon white chocolate chip
Banana chocolate chip

I like the BCC ones best.



Can you bake me some pies too?...

I want some apple and sweet potato...

Maybe an egg pie too...

And a buttermilk pie as well...

Also a italian cream cheese cake...

Thank you ma'am for your cooperation...

[Rico!]

looks like my voicemail comment bit me in the ass. I made my second phone call to this girl, voice mail pops up, and she's most probably not going to call back. I hate voicemail sooo much.

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As much as I feel like a completely asshole, I like to laugh at crazy streetbums.

[kcxj]

Anybody remember those "Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark" books from grade school? The ones with the horrifyingly macabre and violent illustrations that gives children nightmares.

I tried watching this (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0009S2KKG/qid=1147489424/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-8807601-5383267?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=130) DVD tonight.

I couldn't do it.

It's a collection of horror stories in the same style as the "Scary Stories" books, only these are presented as short films instead of written form. The actresses are all super cute and attractive, but...

....

I had to turn it off before the first film even ended. The way the director creates suspense though the camera angles, dark lighting, dramatic pauses, and eerie silences was seriously freaking me out. It doesn't help that it's the middle of the night, the sound of the heavy rain outside is all I can hear, I'm the only person in this house, and I had my lights off too.

I wonder if the scare effect would be as strong if the actress playing the female lead wasn't as attractive as she was though... I think it's natural tendency for men to let down their guard, not be as attentive, and as a result, become more vulnerable and scare easily when there's a cute woman around.

1 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/elevator.jpg) 2 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/elevator2.jpg) 3 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/elevator3.jpg) 4 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/bathroom.jpg)

Anyway, check it. :tup:

It's been a long time since any movie/DVD has gotten this strong an emotional response out of me, so I'm recommending it to others right now. It's like watching porn, only it's not.

[RaishinX]

Aww man. I was dreaming some insane shit last night.

In one dream I was at some fair or amusement park and I was riding on this rollercoaster with my immediate family (parents, sister). Thing is, the ride, instead of stopping in the station it started in, actually follows the tracks which touches down on the ground. For one reason or another the brakes don't work worth a flying shit and we're all thrown from the cart and skid across the dirt for several yards. I was the only who survived and over the same weekend (I'm assuming that's what it was) some girls from my highschool got into an accident of their own. Their vehicle crashed and resulted in several injuries. I know this because we were both taken to the same hospital. I'm associated with the girls (not really friends) and I'm running around the building frantically trying to figure out what the hell happened (not coming close to mourning my dead family or nursing wounds). One of the chick's back was burned (not too serious) others were bruised but one had to have her leg amputated (which is quite fucked up in my opinion).

Another dream I and a group of people were walking around our school, yet it seemed more like an industrial plant with construction workers abound and red pipes and exhaust and such. For some reason we're trying to get in and it springs upon one of the girls to enter from a randomn hole in the roof. We head around to the back of the school and see a place we can climb up with the assistance of an old stand-still, work-out bicycle. I and the girl put the bike in place to climb, turn around, and see that the fucking bike has latched itself on the ceiling as if a small portion of gravity itself has reversed. It was a real wtf moment for both of us as we held hands and approached it with massive caution. Somehow or another one person of the group, a school authority, had taken to make fun of some chicks pregnancy (i.e. fat stomach) albeit she was pregnant herself.

That's all I remember but I'd have one dream, wake up, and then suffer another. Jesus.

[Hellion]

Ebay+Paypal=addicting

Fuck bought 3 things today, barely 100. That's enough, I'm out.

[Rico!]

dreams are always fun to laugh at.

I had one of this...Tomboy at my school. She's short, asian, has a big head, big chin, wierd spikey anime hair, messed up teeth, wears big baggy clothes and football jerseys, and isn't even cute. So anyway this...thing was stalking me for a while, and my friends were making fun of me saying i'd hit that (eww).

So I had a dream that she had her arms around me really tight and was kissing all over me. I was trying to fight her off but couldnt. So then the worst happens. My whole group of friends walks through a door and they all see me saying shit like "OH SHIT YOU'RE NASTY MAN!!" So much embarrassement in one dream... :sad:

[Million]

It's good to know that there's obviously always some of my voyeur brethren making important decisions and design concepts in the videocamera industry: http://www.circuitcity.com/rpsm/oid/147046/rpem/ccd/productDetailReview.do#tabs

^ladies and gentlemen... a remote lens. Now really...what average guy is REALLY going to use the remote lens as a way to capture the perspective from all those times he's out skydiving? Nigga please....I think its clear what the real purpose of this concept is. That's an interesting cover though...something to tell the sales person or whoever questions it:"yeah, this will be perfect as a helmet cam for when I go skydiving, or when I'm out riding my 4wheeler...cuz I'm EXTREEEMMMEE like 1996 pop-culture all over again." Yeah, sure. The consumer reviews section has killed some of my interest in that particular cam though....apparently the quality of the remote lens just isn't as good, and the battery life straight up sucks. ah, that's such a killjoy...I was all smiles thinking about the possibilities of a cam with a remote lens(*something I've imagined for years) now being a reality....and then I read those damn customer reviews.

I feel really sorry for this one neighbor in my apartment complex....the dude is one of those "borderline midgets". He's a little too tall to be an actual midget, but he's definitely shorter than the normal person. It's like his body was all set on being a midget, then suddenly changed its mind and wanted to be normal, but it was too late....and thus he was stuck in that weird middleground status. Really, anytime you're short enough to make me look tall in comparison....that must really, really suck for you. I bet he's depressed right now. He's had to go through life like that...and there's really no cure for midget status. You're just going to be like that forever. At least with other physical defects in this world, you can at least have hope of plastic surgery or something fixing the problem.....if you're a midget, you're just assed out for life. This world is lame, and mother nature is an evil cunt most of the time.

Fuck ABC Family. This is the 2nd week they've decided to just randomly NOT show a new episode of Power Rangers. I realize they're slowly phasing out the show and Jetix in general, but it still sucks. It's a good thing this season really hasn't been as good. Bitching to be continued in further detail in the PR thread...

[RaishinX]

I remember I had a dream I was running around a hospital (again??) trying to keep from getting killed by the Nemesis. Big fucker knocked down a wall and knocked over a patient's bed in one fell fucking swoop. Nigga was sick.

[JackTenrac!]

I made some cookies for my grandmother's luncheon.

Lemon white chocolate chip
Banana chocolate chip

I like the BCC ones best.
**drools waterfall at the pictures...hardddd**

Just applied for a job in web development...for the fun of it. mwhahahahaahahah

...that went well.

[Tantin]

These blintzes are terrible. Russia has never produced anything decent. Ever.

EDIT:

Shadowcharlie is okay. You've got one thing going for you, Russia, and it's a Slayer player.

[kcxj]

Here's the Aki Hoshino wallpaper (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/akiwallpaper2.jpg) I photoshopped for my cell phone. Now you can be cool like me and put it onto your cell phone as well. It's fucking titties and the first thing everybody asks me (including the girls) whenever they see my phone is, "Is she Japanese?". I wonder what are some witty replies I can use in response to that question next time?

I stopped religiously using the, "Hey, do you have e-mail?" bit whenever I desire to get a woman's contact info. Now I'll sometimes just hand the girl my phone directly and have her type in her number herself.

I know it's nerdy, but the girl sees that I have a cooler phone than she does (but I casually act like it doesn't matter), she feels nerd envy, and that automatically puts me at a higher status level than her.

I'm not going to brag and be so egotistical about my present successes and achievements anymore. Whenever you get a bloated head and inflated ego like that, it affects your behavior patterns and will possibly hurt your chances of future and greater successes.

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I left Lucy a $5 tip for my lunch today, to show that I appreciate her. I usually leave her just $1, but I'm in a good mode today. The women I'm with are beautiful, I'm working on these online women, and I have my outstanding health.

I know one of the basic player rules is to never buy a woman's approval or seek their attention with your wallet, but today wasn't the case. Today's a holiday, so the sushi buffet was packed. I saw that she was busting her ass, she had to stop to wipe the sweat off her brow, so I'm going to do something considerate and leave her a higher than average tip.

I've flirted with her before (that's how I know her name). Next week, just for fun, I'm going to ask her if she's single and see what happens.

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Oh, I'm not "Kang" or "kcxj" anymore btw... ("xj" are actually the initials of an old girlfriend that I was in love with)

My new player name is "Confidence".

Love it, live it, and it's here to stay.

[Rico!]

summer is finally here. And I'm going to be in class all fucking summer. I bet all my classmates will be the 40+ year old people that waited a little to long to get a degree. Then I'll be in class all fucking fall. I'll also have to get a job, which will result in me being extremely bored all summer between classes. I hate college....seriously.

so optimistic aren't I?

EDIT: Actually, work would be fun if I get a job in the financial aid department. I know the woman in charge there (approx 25 yr old, ugly as hell chinese girl) and it would be fun to mess around with her every day.

example "job interview":

Me: hey diane, i'm here for that job
her: didn't i say i wasn't going to hire you?
me: you werent saying that last week at the party
her: well i can't have someone like you working here when we're all trying to do serious work
me: But you have so many cute girls working back there...
her: Which is exactly why i'm not hiring you
me: like having youre boyfriend minh (loser guidance counselor who can't say one fucking sentence without laughing) around every day is any better?

...or maybe not. I wouldn't want to find half of my grants and shit missing :rofl: She's already rejected once before, but i go every time theres an opening for the sake of annoyance.

[JackTenrac!]

^ I second that, except for the bored part.

I found out that "intensive" means "no mercy" in college. Semester 3 is starting up and it's only 8 weeks of fun. Mostly it's development this, work with Flash that. Damn, I'm gonna be so hardcore by the time I complete the course. It's been a trying time, but it's all worth it when my yearly salary hits high 5 figures on the first year. Two papers, and I dough ranking, and the most prepared than I'll ever be. I'll hold off on women and booze until I am done my final semester.

As for SF training and making my first game: yeah right. Sh!t's on!

...that went well.

[Rico!]

^ what major?

I'm CS (yes i know, big mistake). The actual CS classes arent hard it all (i enjoy them to some extent), its those fucking core curriculum courses that are killing my GPA!!! Who the fuck wants to take history and psychology?

[TheSix]

I have a dilema. Im hungry...but I don't feel like getting up to go get something to eat. On the other hand, I don't want to spend 12+ bucks on a pizza. OH THE ISSUES!

Edit - Ahh fuck it, imma just go.

Edit agian - It's fuckin hot outside. And people are actually wandering about....idiots. I was walking and when these two white girls pased by me, one of them said "your hot". Ego boost +3. But now that I think about it, I don't know if she was saying I was hot in appearance....or just a sweaty black dude. :sad:

[Cisco]

How do you guys save money? How do you control yourselves from spending?

I've spent so much money this summer, 3 beaches, 4 outings... and just everything with friends... and i think spending so much has become a bad habit.

I just got 8 video games yesterday, and ifeel like buying some movies and stuff... i can't stop the crave of spending.

[Hellion]

How do you guys save money? How do you control yourselves from spending?

I've spent so much money this summer, 3 beaches, 4 outings... and just everything with friends... and i think spending so much has become a bad habit.

I just got 8 video games yesterday, and ifeel like buying some movies and stuff... i can't stop the crave of spending.

What I like to do is put the money in my joint savings account and have it set up so I can't access the savings stuff at all.

All I've got is the checkings.

That or I buy a lot of savings bonds, investing... Whatever good that'll do in the next 2 years:bluu:

[Million]

I still haven't set up a savings...at this point, it's because I asked about it recently...and the % they told me was a damn joke. I'd never get anything with such a pitiful interest rate. I'll just have to find other investment options.

*I have just seen another Beyonce upskirt pic. Surprisingly I was able to maintain control and not immediately splooge the keyboard....but I'm going to require some "me time" though for sure after seeing that...probably in just the next few seconds. Beyonce + an upskirt shot is like sensory overload for my penis. Legs...already going weak...

[JackTenrac!]

^ what major?

I'm CS (yes i know, big mistake). The actual CS classes arent hard it all (i enjoy them to some extent), its those fucking core curriculum courses that are killing my GPA!!! Who the fuck wants to take history and psychology?

^ Web Development for E-Business as Post Graduate...too many damn introductions. Hy, my name is Undefined and I hate you all. Yeha, those electives are only there to make you sound intelligent. Not sure why.

- Baxter Stockman New Generation - wth? He dies, brain perserved, image perserved, ressurected numerous times in different forms, yet still can't make it as a GOOD black character.

- Why do the characters in Japanese fighting games yell out their special moves in 2D fighters? wouldn't that be totally obvious? What is the purpose of doing so? is it an open sesame effect? sounds more like spell casting to me?How would that play out in reality?

Me - punch left , punch right, now for my move- ULTIMATE KI--oh sh!t.
random thug - COUNTER POWWWW!

[Cisco]

^
I sure hope Jay-z does us all a favor and releases a sex tape. That is a must...

[abacabb]

My toilet is stopped up. The water is black and my bathrooms reeks of poo. The plumber wont be here till morning and I have to take a shit. Life sucks.

*On a Unrelated note, I pissed in the bathtub today.

[Hellion]

- Why do the characters in Japanese fighting games yell out their special moves in 2D fighters? wouldn't that be totally obvious? What is the purpose of doing so? is it an open sesame effect? sounds more like spell casting to me?How would that play out in reality?

It has to do with them releases their kiai's to expell the air from their lungs and put more power in their moves (as well as to keep them safe if they're hit in the chest), but instead of simply shouting and changing the length of each shout they make it flashy like in animes.
Could also be a mandatory thing they learned from their teachers, some are like that to maintain consistencies with their style, like one kung fu style had me shouting, "FU!, HWA!, HE!,DA!" for different punches, kicks, or sometimes within the same form (kata) alternating sounds for the same punch/kick but at different points in the whole sequence.
A kiai would've sufficed though but that wasn't allowed, otherwise I don't see much difference. Though I never once shouted "Shadowless kick!" or whatever.

[RaishinX]

Anybody seen that Passat commercial?

"BECAUSE DADDY NEVER HUGGED ME!""BECAUSE DADDY NEVER HUGGED ME!""BECAUSE DADDY NEVER HUGGED ME!"

Fucking hilarious.

I accidentally ate a Reese's Pieces today and I'm allergic to peanut butter. We were doing an experiment in first period and I swear to God those fucking things look just like M&M's man. Had my damn tongue itching until 2nd period and my stomach has just recently stopped bugging me.

[abacabb]

Anybody seen that Passat commercial?

"BECAUSE DADDY NEVER HUGGED ME!""BECAUSE DADDY NEVER HUGGED ME!""BECAUSE DADDY NEVER HUGGED ME!"

Fucking hilarious.

I accidentally ate a Reese's Pieces today and I'm allergic to peanut butter. We were doing an experiment in first period and I swear to God those fucking things look just like M&M's man. Had my damn tongue itching until 2nd period and my stomach has just recently stopped bugging me.
Damn it sure does suck that you cant experience the tastyness of a PBJ sandwhich.

[*InVeRs3*]

^ what major?

I'm CS (yes i know, big mistake). The actual CS classes arent hard it all (i enjoy them to some extent), its those fucking core curriculum courses that are killing my GPA!!! Who the fuck wants to take history and psychology?

I think AHVB will back me up on this. But it's all a conspiracy. A conspiracy to steal your money!!!!

They teach you to hate DA MAN in college. They teach you world peace. They teach you that sharing is caring. They teach you to be modern day hippies. This is all a diversion. A diversion to steal your money by taking useless subjects you wont ever need for your job such as sociology, psychology and history!!!!!

[maxx]

in the x-play wtf moment of today...morgan webb made a crack on greg gumbel acting white...now is she in any sort of position to make a crack on someones race?

[*InVeRs3*]

in the x-play wtf moment of today...morgan webb made a crack on greg gumbel acting white...now is she in any sort of position to make a crack on someones race?

Yes!!!

I think joking about people's race will help end racism. It won't be a huge step in ending it, but it's a baby step. It's really what you mean behind the words, that's what should count.

Let's take those damn whitey mcwhitebreads for example. If I say "HAHA you stupid cracker!!" in a nice joking tone it's all good. If I say "HAHA you stupid cracker!!" and I really mean it because I hate white people then the word cracker should be offensive.

Just my opinion.

[kcxj]

I bought these cheap, but extremely shiny rings from Target. Instead of putting them on my ring finger, I put them on my middle finger though. My middle finger is the one that pitches the poker cards for my work, that makes the money, to get the hunnies.

The gimmick to use these rings is, whenever you get a woman's phone number, ask her, "Are you a thief?". Then give her the ring, saying, "This is still mine. I want it back when you see me again.", put on the another identical ring, approach the next woman.

The power of choice is amazing. There's no woman that I can't approach. There's no Asian-American woman that I can't make mine. What's the point of having a committed girlfriend even? I have a different woman that loves me every week.

Study up, strengthen your game, and learn Japanese. I'm going to need a wingman for next year when I finally make the trip to conquer the actress hot Japanese women that I've fantasized about ever since I was a teenager.

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I met this Vietnamese woman whose name is "Bang Q. Mai".

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Me in my immaculately white pimp sneakers (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/sitting.jpg) so you see that I'm not just making shit up about how I like to accessorize and wear nice shoes.

[Hunter D]

I bought these cheap, but extremely shiny rings from Target. Instead of putting them on my ring finger, I put them on my middle finger though. My middle finger is the one that pitches the poker cards for my work, that makes the money, to get the hunnies.

The gimmick to use these rings is, whenever you get a woman's phone number, ask her, "Are you a thief?". Then give her the ring, saying, "This is still mine. I want it back when you see me again.", put on the another identical ring, approach the next woman.

The power of choice is amazing. There's no woman that I can't approach. There's no Asian-American woman that I can't make mine. What's the point of having a committed girlfriend even? I have a different woman that loves me every week.

Study up, strengthen your game, and learn Japanese. I'm going to need a wingman for next year when I finally make the trip to conquer the actress hot Japanese women that I've fantasized about ever since I was a teenager.
No offense man, but WTF? :wtf:

[Million]

My ultimate cheapness way of life paid off....I just got the electric bill = 25 bucks and change! This is for a full month period of service. I'm feeling quite proud of myself here.
-no AC usage.
-no unnecessary light usage. I even take showers in the dark, usually. Shitting and pissing --that's in the dark too. There's really no point in the afternoons or mornings, since the natural sunlight that comes through the window is enough. It's never completely dark in this apartment anyway....not even at night.(there's a lamp post right outside)

-I even keep the microwave unplugged. When plugged in all day...most forget that there's still a slight charge there because that little timer light stays on constantly. (0:00) Yeah, I'll even go that far just to save a few pennies off a bill. It adds up in amount saved after awhile.
-No unnecessary comp. usage--I don't just put my comp in "sleep" mode when I'm not going to use it for a long time...I turn it off completely, and even shut the power-strip thing off too. The tv is only on when I'm looking at something.

*ah...and I just realized...with the amount I'll pay in rent+water for this month...these "core" living expenses (rent + utilities) will be about 125 bucks less than what I paid at the old apartment....and this is on top of the extra money I just started getting due to my recent bump in pay.

I am the ultimate cheap bastard.

[Hellion]

No offense man, but WTF? :wtf:

Such tenacity.

[Rico!]

There's just something I love about working out, especially chin ups. I like to pretend I'm solid snake hanging over the edge of the big shell in MGS2 :rofl: of course, I have no idea how i'd pull off the strength to pull myself back over the ledge.

in other news: rejected for yet another job position.

[Mechanica]

Speaking of voicemail, I want to change my voicemail message... but to what?


Also, hello SRK/TOL thread! I need to stop not coming here for random periods of time. I wish you weren't blocked from my school computers. I wonder which SRKer it was that went here at my school and got it blocked.

[Million]

So I'm finally seeing Michelle Wie live on the Golf channel...of course I don't care about golf...I happened to be flipping channels...and I stumbled upon this lovely creature. Michelle would get SO hit. And to think...the only requirement you really need to get her = whiteness. She sounds all "americanized" too...so its practically a guarantee that she is one more example of the stereotype. You could be a random white dude that is about a 4.5 out of 10 on his best day...and you could still get Michelle Wie....all because they simply cannot resist the white meat.

...it's just a shame I hear she's so tall. Tall =instant point deduction in my book. It's not a severe point deduction like smoking or the presence of children...but it's still a deduction. I'll always prefer the petite/borderline midget ladies.

...and now I see a funny ballooning accident on Weather Channel. The balloon is made to look like Smokey the Bear's face....it got caught on a tower and entangled....so already I'm wondering how many great nightmares this gave to the kids involved. This also raises the question once more in my mind....why go "ballooning' in the first place? It seems like something is basically guaranteed to go horribly wrong. I'd seriously feel safer in a plane...and I don't like the notion of flying in a plane either.

[JackTenrac!]

In the mind of Bear Ryoma:

Gotta...be...stronger!

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

No offense man, but WTF? :wtf:

You said it all right there.

No question.

[kcxj]

A bunch of electric guitar, rock band fangirls has captured my interest for the moment. (They're Asian and very pretty.)

I so don't rock though.

So I have no chance and I know it. They have huge crushes on the lead guitar guy for xxxxx indie rock band, even though they don't realize the guy has no money, but he still had sex with two beautiful women in a broom closet just that day the girl I'm interested interacted with him though an e-mail, phone conversation, or whatever. I'm wondering if I should just do the, "See you later.", bit and leave, or whether I should start taking guitar lessons instead.

I have my brain and intelligence as my strongest attractors. So I'm going to figure a way around this problem, rather than resign myself to never having a chance to taste this particular flavor of female.

I'm going to have my piano instructor take a picture of me pretending to play one of the Gibsons or Fenders they have on display in the store next time I go in for my piano lesson. Yeah, it's total bullshit because I've never even touched a guitar in my life, but I'm big on faking it until you make it as one of the techniques I use to achieve success.

I'll buy a fake earring or something too. Also some dirty rock t-shirt and some fucked up jeans to sharply contrast the NYC club style/gay guy look I use to attract the Gucci/Prada-wearing Asian women I also like.

[FistsofFury]

A bunch of electric guitar, rock band fangirls has captured my interest for the moment.

I so don't rock though.

So I pretty much have no chance and I know it. They have huge crushes on the lead guitar guy for xxxxx indie rock band, even though they don't realize the guy has no money, but he still had sex with two beautiful women in a broom closet just that day the girl I'm interested interacted with him though an e-mail, phone conversation, or whatever.

I have my brain and intelligence as my strongest attractor though. So I'm going to figure a way around this problem.

I'm wondering if I should just do the, "See you later." bit and leave, or whether I should start taking guitar lessons instead. I'm going to have my piano instructor take a picture of me pretending to play one of the Gibsons/Fenders they have on display in the store next time I go in for my piano lesson. Yeah, it's total bullshit because I've never even touched a guitar in my life, but I'm big on faking it until you make it as one of the techniques I use to achieve success.

I'll buy a fake earring or something too. Also some dirty rock t-shirt and some fucked up jeans to sharply contrast the NYC club style/gay guy look I use to attract the Gucci/Prada-wearing Asian women I also like.



Dude no. People can tell when you are frontin...and frontin is bad..exceptions being fronting to get money. When trying to get bitches...you can front but the kind of girls you get from fronting you don't fucking want. You might want them for fucking but that is about it.

Now...some things going on with me:

=I got diagnosed with Adult ADD recently, and they gave me Adderal. I gave it a shot..and...god damn. The shit changes me. I feel motivated to do more shit, and I focus longer on everything. Life just feels like a bunch of grand missions, and I feel an intense desire to do them. It didn't help that I read 1984 while I started getting on it. I feel plugged into the Matrix man. I feel like if I take my soma tablets and just pretend that my life has meaning eventually it will. Prescription drugs are disgusting in a way. But they seem to make caring a lot easier.

=How much does it cost to rent a place like a Veteran's lodge for a day or night? The collective group needs a spot that we can bring instruments and really bang it out without worries.

[arcticninja]

damn, I should get diagnosed with ADD. That drug sounds awesome.

[Hunter D]

How did your ADD diagnoses come about? Did you know something was wrong with you?

[ShinAkumax]

Man... do you know what it feels like when you are trying to nail that really nice piece of ass. You are doing your thing, whatever that thing might be ( Stealing fire extinguishers from an apartement block ) and then you go for a walk and talk about fun nothings. Then you got for a beer and nachos, after few rounds of karaoke. Then as you are chilling she drops the act and let's you in to the fact that she's really smart and just pretending to be dumb.

Man... that's always a mind fuck isn't it? Specially when all you were trying to do was nail a small hoard of summer bunnies. So when she's smart, beautiful and then violently insist on pay for a lot of shit. It's pretty fucking fantastic.

After a few beers there was a small theft in a local bar of a neat looking ashtray and a CD, a cab was taken to her place. You drink some more and talk about nothing. Funny how when to smart people get togeder at first, you just choose to say nothing. Just the quiet confort that if the whim of saying something fantastically intelligent or witty, they might just answer back. It's almost like there is intelligent life in the universe, almost

.Then the slow seduction leading up to the hard sweaty hot summer sex. Between cigarretes and beer we just say " we are very fucked up individual, but it's nice to be fucked up with someone else. " I'm not going to say how fantastic it was, I'm not going to tell ya how after a hard rub down all I she could say was " There's some comdoms in the kitchen. " and how...man. Just fantastic.

The morning came later and without the help of alcohol, intimacy was no longer an option. She's young, I guess she felt the need to put on her gameface earlier that I would like. I like to think I'm more subtle, who knows.

Ackwardness? Just a little. You would think that after you hit double digits of similar destructive events you would get used to it. I am. But she's beautiful, it's always disarming. I know where this is going, we are damaged goods. I'll be a fun summer, we might even allow to hurt each other... I won't let it go that far though. Just gotta play it cool for the rest of the summer. You know that scene in Pulp Fiction when Bruce pulls up in a motocycle and she asks, " What happened to my Honda? " - " I had to crash that honda baby. " yeah.... kinda like that. No one get's hurt that way, everyone walks away satisfied. Yeah, just satisfied. Happy isn't a realistic goal anymore.

[TheSix]

....damn did I just screw up. Here I am on my way home, and I run across this pretty good looking white girl....only to find out that I did not bring a pen, paper, or my cell. She was by herself, 5'8'ish...short black hair...basically what I like. I wanted to stab myself for blowing such a opportunity. I thought to myself - "Would it look needy to ask someone else for a pen?". I also thought of saying something around the lines of "Give you me your phone", typing my number/email in, and saying "I'll save you the trouble of asking". But im thinking that would really pass the C+F line. I pretended like I was waiting for the bus as well...she saw me. For some dumb reason I opened my mouth and started a conversation(I've come a long way when I can do this shit and not notice). Normally, I would not care....but I had no way to get any contact info. What a waste.

And then all of a sudden, god must love me. The 84 bus pulls up and she asked "Are you coming?". I said "No, its not mind. Cya." She then proceeds to write down her shit and hands it to me.....NO JOKE! Talk about relief.

[kcxj]

Dude no. People can tell when you are frontin...and frontin is bad..exceptions being fronting to get money. When trying to get bitches...you can front but the kind of girls you get from fronting you don't fucking want. You might want them for fucking but that is about it.

What can I say? I'm a renaissance man. Yeah, I'm faking it now, but in a few months, that part of my personality that I was faking will become my personality, and I'll have another tool to work with depending on the situation/girl.

(I'm talking about going back to change my online profile to appeal to the girl's profile since I strongly desire to make this one happen, in case anybody hasn't figured that out yet.)

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I need to fucking move. There are total of SEVEN Asian women on this online dating website within a 50 mile radius of me, and they're all fucking fat, heinous, and ugly.

Not even back in my hometown of Boston for some reason too. Boston's a big city right? All I can find is a woman who wrote "I am looking for a man who is a gift which God send to me", so fuck no. Creepy religion freak. Gonna be clingly and want to get married.

I should just move to New York. All the women I've been seeing are from Brooklyn and Flushing anyway. They're like me and out here in middle of nowhere, CT for work.

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There's absolutely no way I would ever live in Japan. The women are truly beautiful and the most alluring flowers on the entire planet, but no way am I ever living in a single, one bedroom closet that's suppose to be an "apartment"; spend time in a COUNTRY full of skill-less otaku nerds (the birthrate in Japan is actually a negative number... shows you how good Japanese men are at attracting and pleasing the women); and spend more money on food in one day than I spend a whole week here in the in the US (either, that or live off instant ramen and become an emaciated stick figure of my former self).

I want a Japanese girlfriend by the time I'm 30, but she'll be living here with me in the US instead.

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I can always be the traditional Chinese nice boy and go back to China to marry my Chinese girlfriend or whatever girl my mom picks for me too.

Yeah, that shit will not be happening though. :rofl: I'm living in the fucking America now, I've had a taste of the good life/casual dating, and I'll chop my shit off before I ever consider settling down like 90% of all the other traditional Eastern culture, nice guy, mama's boys do.

[Hellion]

What can I say? I'm a renaissance man. Yeah, I'm faking it now, but in a few months, that part of my personality that I was faking will become my personality, and now I'll have another tool to work with.


It's been my experience that people generally don't change until drastic shit happens that changes them. Otherwise the personality quirks they've developed as a teen pretty much stays with them during their adult lives.

The rest of it depends on how responsible they've become really.

We're about the same age. Look about you, most people you know your age generally act the same. How they've matured, changed and all depends on what excess baggage they've shouldered throughout the years.

Faking it IMO probably wouldn't work so well as a kick in the ass, if you understand what I'm getting at.

Take this from a guy who's forced to boss and order people around the same age as himself, fresh out of highschool or people who got five years on him.
All of them bitch, but some handle it better than others and do it off work with a couple of drinks.

[JackTenrac!]

Ruffles chips taste different between countries. I just ate some in Canada and a while back abroad and the tastes are far from themselves. Regardless of how they go about, Sour Cream will still be Sour Cream, and all-dressed is all-dressed. Yet, I can divide them and tell them different.

Dorritos is in and out. You'll know where it was produced through the taste. It wasn't naturally cheesy for us here like the USs.

More problem than solution if they were treated with bias.

No need for racially fuelled tastebuds.

[Mechanica]

=I got diagnosed with Adult ADD recently, and they gave me Adderal. I gave it a shot..and...god damn. The shit changes me. I feel motivated to do more shit, and I focus longer on everything.

Well yeah, that happens to everyone on Adderal. I don't even know if I can believe in ADD anymore, what with how many people I've known who have been diagnosed with it that don't have it. Not to say you don't, but I'm inclined to believe that no one does, these days.

[VG Emblem]

Hey guys, guess what?

Today is the anniversary of the greatest day in SRK history.

Rejoice!

[Million]

Anyone ever had a steroid-based medication before?...or just regular steroids, heh? Fists' post reminded me of this one time they gave me ....something. I can't remember what it was, but it was for a major asthma attack I had back in high school....I can't exactly remember when...but whoahhhh that was good stuff. Sadly it was just that one time, but it really pumped me up. I felt like a real life Superman, or Juggernaut, or some other invincible, super strong character. I couldn't even sit still that much due to feeling so much...energy and power. I felt like I could've punched holes through brick walls, or survive a tank shot to the chest like Bryan Fury in his awesome Tekken 3 ending.

heh, DBZ characters on the sidelines: "whoah! his powerlevel is off the scale! *scouter explodes*"
"yeah...this is bad, man...I've...I've never sensed power like this before."

*Million continues to radiate pure energy waves around his new perfect form....

[*InVeRs3*]

....damn did I just screw up. Here I am on my way home, and I run across this pretty good looking white girl....only to find out that I did not bring a pen, paper, or my cell. She was by herself, 5'8'ish...short black hair...basically what I like. I wanted to stab myself for blowing such a opportunity. I thought to myself - "Would it look needy to ask someone else for a pen?". I also thought of saying something around the lines of "Give you me your phone", typing my number/email in, and saying "I'll save you the trouble of asking". But im thinking that would really pass the C+F line. I pretended like I was waiting for the bus as well...she saw me. For some dumb reason I opened my mouth and started a conversation(I've come a long way when I can do this shit and not notice). Normally, I would not care....but I had no way to get any contact info. What a waste.

And then all of a sudden, god must love me. The 84 bus pulls up and she asked "Are you coming?". I said "No, its not mind. Cya." She then proceeds to write down her shit and hands it to me.....NO JOKE! Talk about relief.

Damnit. I take the 51 everyday and all I see are old people. You lucky bastard.

[Penguin]

Today is my birthday. I'm 18, Mmmm good.

[arcticninja]

Ruffles chips taste different between countries. I just ate some in Canada and a while back abroad and the tastes are far from themselves. Regardless of how they go about, Sour Cream will still be Sour Cream, and all-dressed is all-dressed. Yet, I can divide them and tell them different.

Dorritos is in and out. You'll know where it was produced through the taste. It wasn't naturally cheesy for us here like the USs.

More problem than solution if they were treated with bias.

No need for racially fuelled tastebuds.


coke tastes different in different countries too.

actually, I'm pretty sure that extends to all junk food.

[Rico!]

Union Square in NYC is great. You can litterally find any kind of person (style, race, hair color, whatever) in this one area of the city hanging out together. Time Square on the other hand, has turned to shit.

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I got a job signing people into the weight room of the university. that means I just sit there, take ID cards, and do whatever on my laptop for 5 hours straight at a time. Well, at least it isn't anything stressful.

[abacabb]

Union Square in NYC is great. You can litterally find any kind of person (style, race, hair color, whatever) in this one area of the city hanging out together. Time Square on the other hand, has turned to shit.

I second that. Union Square is a great place to hang out, Time Square is now filled with posers and fake gangsters. Its a Terrible place to hang out.

[JackTenrac!]

well, http://humbermedia1.ca/portfolio0506/kevin_kelly/kevin_kelly/design_me.jpg designed this. So I feel better.

:)

[abacabb]

well, http://humbermedia1.ca/portfolio0506/kevin_kelly/kevin_kelly/design_me.jpg designed this. So I feel better.

:)
Thats nice.

[Dan?]

Dan? 2: The Whittling

Summer sequel time, chitlins! Dan? is back from DC!

My friend is doing quite well, as his body is mostly healed, but I fear for his mind. He has little else to occupy his time besides the likes of Raymond and Friends. Though he has been visited by a number of celebrities and giving a ton of wicked stuff (Stevie Nicks gave him an iPod and ex-Mayor Giuliani gave him Seasons 1 and 2 of the Chapelle's Show) he still feels pretty bummed since he basically just lays in a hospital bed 24/7.

It was also an enlightening journey, and I have learned many things on this outing:


56k is oppression. Quiche, how do you live like this?

Apparently I am a pimp or baller of some kind.

When DVD stores go out of business, it's time to buybuybuybuybuy. A minimum of 40% off on everything? Count me in.

Qwazaar's Get Paid off the Walk Thru Walls album is my pick for best driving song ever.

I believe global conflicts could be solved/avoided if all world leaders were replaced by puppies. Too adorable for genocide.

In any case, it's great to be back SRK, and I can't wait to see the anguish in your eyes when you realize I was the one who set you up. Every man has his price.

*Wailing air guitar solo with Van Halen for twenty minutes*

[Worthless]

Metal Slug 6.

I finally played it.

WOW.

[kcxj]

Jesus Christ. This woman is way hot, she rocks my socks, and she replied with an e-mail expressing interest in ME.

That's way too good.

She has like a thousand friends on her list already, so I wasn't expecting her to reply to me. I just liked her picture (she's playing the guitar), and I figured I'd throw on her my front page with all the other women I have no chance with, but I'm using to attract other women by showing what kind of girls I like and what my interests are. Here I am the next day... looking at a reply... with her asking questions about me though. :bgrin:

Anyway, it's just like in the book I read about online dating, where you're taught to "sing to a woman's idealized self". You need to really read her profile, look at the pictures she's posting up, and then send her a personalized e-mail using sensuous and expressive language. I wasn't expecting this to actually work though... at least not within the first week of me getting started.

The Asian lady on the far right (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/50860248_l.jpg) (ie. short skirt/the hottest one). Yes, this feels fucking good. I was going to throw on her my front page, but now I'm going to chill out, make her earn me putting her on my front page, and make it so she's the one chasing me if it ever comes to that. (I'm doing what my boy Tom taught me about beautiful women and treating it as a letsjustbefriendship in the meantime.) I know it's not like I sent a fan mail to Tila, Leah, or Olivia Munn, and then they replied asking if I was in town for a hookup, but still, getting a 1000 friend rock star princess to reply to me is a big first step.

This biggest mistake I can possibly make right now is to not be able to contain my excitement, throw her on my front page, send her another e-mail right away, or anything needy and clingly like that. Wait a few days, let the hottie marinate, and only then do my follow up. I can indulge in my nerd side as much as I want on the LJ or this board in the meantime.

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I'm still in love with Leah and would marry her with no hesitation btw...

1 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Leah%20Dizon/leahdizonwallpaper.jpg) 2 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Leah%20Dizon/Leah06.jpg) 3 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Leah%20Dizon/Leah05.jpg) 4 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Leah%20Dizon/Leah04.jpg)* 5 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Leah%20Dizon/Leah03.jpg) 6 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Leah%20Dizon/Leah02.jpg) 7 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Leah%20Dizon/Leah01.jpg)

*My favourite picture.

Now you can be cool like me, throw these onto your motorola phone as your wallpaper, and show people your girl whenever they look at your phone.

[Rico!]

speaking of phones, anyone know how to get a wallpaper/ringtone on a Tmobile prepaid phone? emailing doesnt work at all since they seem to drop the attachments when it gets to your phone or something. boooo.

[VG Emblem]

Shit...

Stuff not going well at all...

If I don't post for a few days, don't worry, I'm not dead...hopefully....

[arcticninja]

So I was at the gym yesterday, you know just minding my own business. I had on my work-out shirt and my work-out shorts and my iPod. I'm doing some weights you know, working out my legs.

As I finish my set, I get off the machine and hear "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP". Did I?...I just ripped my shorts. Right down the middle of the crotch area. All the way down the middle of the crotch area. And I heard it *over* my iPod, so of course everyone else in the gym heard it too.

Do I stop? Nope. I keep going with my routine like nothing happened, with a giant rip in my crotch exposing my undies for any who care to look.

[Azrael]

^ :lol: That's awesome.

Speaking of gyms, I got my BMI calculated today. I'm a little heavy in the middle...which I already knew, but it's closer to average than I expected. I should be in top shape in no time.

But I did find out I have A LOT of muscle mass. The girl who took my readings was like "Ho shit, this is WAY above average." I was almost like "Behold the power of UNR, bitch!"

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There's at least one stray cat that's been going through the trash bins in my neighborhood, making a total mess of things. ...The next time I take my trash out, I'm going to leave the juiciest food leftovers I can scrounge up. ...And douse my entire trash bag with tabasco sauce. This cat bitch will learn that nobody fucks with my trash.

[Damacy]

My favorite spot right now in the U.S. is the Twin Peaks vista in San Francisco. If you're ever in that town, take the Grey Line deluxe city tour and get that crazy ass tour guide from Dublin.

Tried something new and saw a "Yard Dogs Road Show" cabaret. Don't let the website put you off, if you look 'em up. It's not a freak-show per se, and the crowd that came out to see it were normal folks. Best $10 I've ever spent. Better than 3/4 of all the concerts, movies, live shows, & club parties I've been to.

[Roxie]

or you could just piss on your trash.
That'll keep the cat away..

[Dangerous J]

for the guys , would you hit any of these 3 ladies?

http://img150.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc111&image=81149_End_of_1st_Semester_2005_005.jpg

Im the guy in the chair lol in case you're wondering....

[SNAAAAKE]

maybe the one in the middle..nice tits

[kcxj]

Wow, a sexy pair of low riding jeans makes all the difference in the world. I thought my friend had an Asian girl flat butt (since I see her in the work pants all the time), but it turns out she has a big FAT butt (that I want to have sex with). I'm going to ask if I can take a picture of it next time and see what happens.

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$285 for the new electric guitar, 10 watt amp, and the beginner's book. I don't know how good or bad the deal I got was, but the guy threw in the backpack/carrying case for free supposedly.

Now just some new clothes and I'm on my way to becoming a fucking rock star (or at least enough to attract the girl I'm after).

Yeah, people think I'm joking whenever I tell them I'm into online dating right now, but I've actually hired a professional photographer to take pictures of me tomorrow. I'm going to bring the guitar, sling it on my back or something, and use a traveling musician/girls want to have sex with me in the broom closet look as my main profile picture.
for the guys , would you hit any of these 3 ladies?

http://img150.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc111&image=81149_End_of_1st_Semester_2005_005.jpg

Im the guy in the chair lol in case you're wondering....
:rofl:

Enjoying life and living like a KING. I love it.

[JackTenrac!]

for the guys , would you hit any of these 3 ladies?

http://img150.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc111&image=81149_End_of_1st_Semester_2005_005.jpg

Im the guy in the chair lol in case you're wondering....
Before or after some middle aged guys rob me of them because their parents decided to play their lives like their audio tracks?

If they're east, probably the middle. If they're west indian, they'd all suffer at the wrath of the fifth bear paw...

Doin' it royally :wink:

Ok EDIT: the last would go empty-handed, yaar.

[Dangerous J]

left one= pakistani/Guyanese mix
middle one= Persian
Right one= South Indian

lol, the context of the pic was that my friend was takin pics , and for a joke, he said lets make a faux pimpin pic, since thats a total 180 of my usual self.
Those are cohibas btw.

[kcxj]

Alright, I'm done with my fake rock star impression. Let's see these online Japanese ladies resist having their panties melt off now. Keep in mind I've never touched a guitar in my entire life until today. Four months straight of locking myself in my room, doing nothing but reading dating books, watching DeAngelo inner game DVDs, and then going out to practice talking to random women regardless of whether I was scared or not, has given me the Confidence™ to do anything though (even if it's fake).

1 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Guitar/stones1.jpg) 2 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Guitar/stones2.jpg) 3 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Guitar/stones3.jpg) 4 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Guitar/stones4.jpg) 5 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Guitar/stones5.jpg) 6 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Guitar/stones6.jpg) 7 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Guitar/stones7.jpg)

You guys know the deal. Girls or gay gays, please pick the one you like the best, and I'll slap it onto my online dating profiles.

I have a couple pics that didn't turn out so well, and I look like a total nerd (stilted body language, goofy face, etc...) in case anybody wants to see those too.

[*InVeRs3*]

Alright, I'm done with my fake rock star impression. Let's see these online Japanese ladies resist having their panties melt off now. Keep in mind I've never touched a guitar in my entire life until today. Four months straight of locking myself in my room, doing nothing but reading dating books, watching DeAngelo inner game DVDs, and then going out to practice talking to random women regardless of whether I was scared or not, has given me the Confidence™ to do anything though (even if it's fake).

1 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Guitar/stones1.jpg) 2 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Guitar/stones2.jpg) 3 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Guitar/stones3.jpg) 4 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Guitar/stones4.jpg) 5 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Guitar/stones5.jpg) 6 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Guitar/stones6.jpg) 7 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Guitar/stones7.jpg)

You guys know the deal. Girls or gay gays, please pick the one you like the best, and I'll slap it onto my online dating profiles.

I have a couple pics that didn't turn out so well, and I look like a total nerd (stilted body language, goofy face, etc...) in case anybody wants to see those too.

No offense man, but you look like a rapist.

edit: to be fair, so do i.

[kcxj]

No offense man, but you look like a rapist.

edit: to be fair, so do i.
I'll reply to you later. I'm e-mailing a stripper right now.

[Roxie]

is e-mailing a stripper is supposed to be awesome or something?

[TheSix]

Well, if I was a girl....I would probrably dig pics 2,6, and 7. I think those three don't give off the rapist image as put :lol: If your going to stand up with your guitar, use your strap. Adds to whole "yeah I play this shit....bow down bitches!" vibe.

Perhaps I should invest in a better camera. My pics look like shit. :wasted:

1 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/SixxHole/Picture5.jpg) 2 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/SixxHole/Picture4.jpg) 3 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/SixxHole/Picture3.jpg)

[JackTenrac!]

hmmm...Taco Bell Wednesdays or stay indoors? It's raining out.

Roxie or Nish or Neo should handle this one, kang. Get rid of 7 and the pretending. They'd probably see through that first. Changing your style ways to emo to impress the fairer sex won't do you any good.

[Roxie]

Taco bell...always. <3

[monbaby]

is e-mailing a stripper is supposed to be awesome or something?



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I think he lost part of his soul when he read that...

[oyg]

I just had an unnecessary panic while modding my ps2.
"What if I fuck up? That means I'll have to buy a used ps2
and try over again!" and "But what if it works and the
motherfucking lens stop working?!" But it turned out to be
fine, except GG Slash is not going to be in for a couple of
weeks. :sad:

[JackTenrac!]

Taco bell...always. <3


heheheh. Sun's out and it's tight already. I'll be out in a bit.

Two really cool guys wanted me to join their team for a project. One is taller than I and peach pale. The other is shorter and is also peach pale. They have been the class's allstars on all their work and dammmn, they use such scary tactics to win:

They slack off, and at mid way, they plow so hard on it. I nearly laughed.

"How can this be? their levels are high...but.. they're..." I thought to myself while they pumped the history of their team into me.

And hell, they are so relaxed and casual! For a team that is highly recommended, they seem to take it as a game!

The bigger one is twice as evil! He's a honour student. He beasted the teacher by using a "pay no attention" level 3 super art today AND IT WORKED! And his attitude...holy crap! That smile is always on!

T'was as if Trunks sliced Robo Frieza with ONE blow. I was most pleased.

It's strange: no matter how hard I try professionally, I always get teamed up with two strongly-bonded guys. :rofl:

These two can change the Bear...forever.

[Million]

Dangerous J's picture:

-I'd definitely hit the ones on the left and right(*at the same time would be nice). The one in the middle is a bit inferior to the other 2, but still good enough to get Bone™, perhaps.

I didn't even notice until today Arby's serves Mozzerella sticks...so I ordered an 8-piece for lunch...it was incredible....a little thick on the batter/crust, but still very good. Slight point deduction for the COLD marinara sauce though. What the hell were they thinking? Who would dip any kind of hot food in cold sauce?! Anyway, they were almost as good as Logan's Mozzarella sticks.

[TheSix]

Everytime I go to Nations or Kaspers, there is always old people sitting in, staring at the wall or flipping through newspapers and not actually reading it.

And what are you guys talking about? Girls won't "see through the act". All they see is a guy with a guitar that "looks cool". Only exception to this is a perhaps a girl that plays guitar and knows how fingering positioning should be.

[abacabb]

To Catch a Predator is on again. I love this show.

[JackTenrac!]

- .69 Wednesdays at the Bell == too much taconezz.

Sorry, in Canada, anything under a dollar is something to get excited aboot.

I only did two today. Not much of a stickler for eats from the Bell. As long as it's goody when I get it. Ever tried KFC with Taco Bell? they gotta joint store near my house. Probably as good as Batman/Superman or Spiderman/Wolverine.

Colonel Snacker + Quiesidia combo == two villians from X-Men/StreetFighter doing team-up super with the intention to KILL...

so it's good to go.

- Any news on Front Mission Online, Az? will it make our day in America, and did you try out/see Enchant Arms at all?

- <3 Roxie knows.

[Roxie]

I love Taco Bell..

The pintos with cheese and some hot sauce? Too good!!

That wrapped up thingy? AWESOMENESS!!

And the caramel apple empanada? GODLY!

[Dangerous J]

actually, my favorite thing from Taco Bell menu is the grilled STUFT burrito.

[Dangerous J]

Time for some more "Would you hit it?"

Exhibit A
http://img129.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc56&image=19328_sital_larz_me_whitecoat.jpg

Exhibit B
http://img103.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc128&image=19383_Picture_023.jpg

Exhibit C
http://img137.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc243&image=19434_Picture_017.jpg

[monbaby]

My Taco Bell Meal...

2 taco Supremes and a 7 Layer burrito...

Code Red Mountain Dew Drink...

Everything else is poison...

Chalupas are allright sometimes...

[JackTenrac!]

Time for some more "Would you hit it?"

Exhibit A
http://img129.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc56&image=19328_sital_larz_me_whitecoat.jpg

Exhibit B
http://img103.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc128&image=19383_Picture_023.jpg

Exhibit C
http://img137.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc243&image=19434_Picture_017.jpg
Burger time!

B and C are good bets for me physically, but C would win. A can dress nice. Looks fun. Maybe a date or two to break the ice, then I chill her cold shoulder with the Dentyne/Trident assist. B looks strict, but I'd probably do good minus the joking. She'd have to deal with my zany cocky disposition.

[Rico!]

Time for some more "Would you hit it?"

Exhibit A
http://img129.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc56&image=19328_sital_larz_me_whitecoat.jpg

Exhibit B
http://img103.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc128&image=19383_Picture_023.jpg

Exhibit C
http://img137.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc243&image=19434_Picture_017.jpg

yes, yes, and yes

[Roxie]

Time for some more "Would you hit it?"

why're you doing this?

[Million]

"A" could get Boned™ for sure. Is it the same girl in "B"? She looks better in "A" if so...

If I were to choose though...."C" all the way. I sense a thickness powerlevel there. Those thighs are perfectly thick-shaped....and there's a good chance she has a nice powerfully-plump posterior.

...and "C" is almost an upskirt shot, btw. :sweat: Yeah...even "almost.." upskirt shots get to me as well. Too late if you want to take it down. I've already saved the picture.

[Dangerous J]

why're you doing this?

I cant sleep.
Plus, i have or dont intend to pursue any romantic/sexual relationships w/any of them if thats what you're worried about. Im as far from being a player as te typical guy lol.
Just curious if any of the tough-to-please SRK males thought they were attractive.

A and B are 2 different girls. both Indian.
C is of polish descent.

[Damacy]

That Chris Tucker thread got me thinking:

Hollywood > Every Asian male since Bruce. Even their superstars are low tier.

How does Chow Yun Fat NOT get with the chick in the Replacement Killers when any other action guy would've been fucking her in the bathroom by the 4th scene? How does Jet Li barely get a hug from Aaliyah in a movie based off of fuckin' Romeo & Juliet? I've also been wondering about the fast & furious movies...How do you guys let hollywood make you the BAD guys in the movie about the culture YOU created? On top of that, they get owned up by Paul Walker and LI'L BOW WOW.
What happened with Ju-on was garbage. You're gonna keep everything the same in that movie, but switch out the two main folks with Buffy & a random starbucks yuppie?

Mannn, you asians better start reppin' and take your shit back.

[Dangerous J]

That Chris Tucker thread got me thinking:

Hollywood > Every Asian male since Bruce. Even their superstars are low tier.

How does Chow Yun Fat NOT get with the chick in the Replacement Killers when any other action guy would've been fucking her in the bathroom by the 4th scene? How does Jet Li barely get a hug from Aaliyah in a movie based off of fuckin' Romeo & Juliet? I've also been wondering about the fast & furious movies...How do you guys let hollywood make you the BAD guys in the movie about the culture YOU created? On top of that, they get owned up by Paul Walker and LI'L BOW WOW.
What happened with Ju-on was garbage, you're gonna keep everything the same in the movie, but switch out the two main folks with Buffy & a random starbucks yuppie?

Mannn, you asians better start reppin' and take your shit back.

I'm sure part of it is white producers feel that the Us nationalism has to be enforced subtly.I mean, Mel gibson vs Jet in LethalWeapon 4
yeah right.
But the undertones of white/black USA vs Asians makes it all right to have Asians be defeated.
Another aspect is maybe the Asian actors dont feel that onscreen PublicSigns of Affection/screwing is too , whats the word blatant. I mean, for you Yun fat fans, I dont emember any hot love scenes in Hardboiled or anythin glike that. (I may be wrong;its been a long time) Maybe they feel uncomfortable doing it even though some producers wanted em too?
Actually, I have never seen Romeo must die , but thats retarded it played out like that.

Also, having th eAsian be the adversary creates more tension for the white/black hero. The whole overcoming insurmountable obstacles makes the audience root for the hero. In ReaL life, would i root for Jet over bow wow? hell no. But i would for bow wow to defeat Jet bc of the huge skill gap.

[Cisco]

i feel like eating a bacon cheese burger...with some onion rings. I feel like eating some 1st class buffet style...


why can't shit like that be so affordable and common in my life.

That's whats on my mind, food.

[monbaby]

Time for some more "Would you hit it?"

Exhibit A
http://img129.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc56&image=19328_sital_larz_me_whitecoat.jpg

Exhibit B
http://img103.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc128&image=19383_Picture_023.jpg

Exhibit C
http://img137.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc243&image=19434_Picture_017.jpg



All three would get showered with my love gravy...

[Sheng-Long]

Mannn, you asians better start reppin' and take your shit back.

Why bother?
That shit is just fictional anyway, it's all just perceptions.

Asians just worked on increasing their worth economically and social status rather than take part and be bothered with the stupid American racial tension, that wouldn't exist in the first place if people didn't act like the world is a huge pissing contest.

Not that there aren't whining Asians, the recent Asian-American media watchdog whinefest recently on Adam Carolla's radio show was a very good example.

[abacabb]

Yeah so Im sitting here eating a peanutbutter sandwhich and drinking some tea. Im lovin it.

[Dangerous J]

Yeah so Im sitting here eating a peanutbutter sandwhich and drinking some tea. Im lovin it.

Smooth or crunchy?
What brand? - Skippy, Peter Pan, Jif-Details for gods sake:annoy:
lol

[abacabb]

Smooth or crunchy?
What brand? - Skippy, Peter Pan, Jif-Details for gods sake:annoy:
lol
Skippy and smooth. Ran out of crunchy last week.

[FistsofFury]

Taco Bell:
I order the cheesy gordita crunch still, even if it is off the market. I order it, and they give it to me. And I enjoy it. Usually 2 to 5. And if I'm feeling like something sweet I'll get the cinnamon twists.

=I started messing around with bass tonight in 'the dungeon'. Developed a stupid little phrase and got a bump on my right middle finger from plucking. Guitars are fun. The other day I went to this mom and pop guitar store to see if I could get this white strat on layaway. But the minimum was 50 and my 40 had to last until Weds. Hope it is still there this weekend. So I can take it home and start my being a 'multi instrumentalist'

[----Reefer talk----]
RESIN ROCKS.
[/reefer talk]

[*InVeRs3*]

Damnit I have a report to do, and I don't even know what sociopolitical issue i'm supposed to do. I don't even watch the news.

Yeah I'm a dumbfuck so what.

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sprinkle me sprinkle me

that's a funny song.

e-40 - sprinkle me

go download that because it's funny.

[Azrael]

Ya'll have to stop talking about Taco Bell. The closest one to me is like 3000 miles away or something.

[kcxj]

1 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/SixxHole/Picture5.jpg) 2 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/SixxHole/Picture4.jpg) 3 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/SixxHole/Picture3.jpg)
Sweet bass. I think of the opening riff of "Play That Funky Music" whenever I see a bass guitar. You know... the bowchickabowbow, porno music part. :tup:

I wouldn't worry so much about getting a new camera. I would try adjusting my body language and posture a little first, and then see what happens.

Remember I posted that picture of the lascivious face girl with her eyes looking right into the camera? She's not really that hot, after I talked to her and got other pics, but damn, did she look sexy when she made the eye contact like that though.

So look into the camera.

Lean back and relax your shoulders too. It makes you look cool for some reason I don't understand, but I also don't question. Whether to smile or not is your call, but make sure to relax your face. I used a picture of myself with a tense face last time, and girls kept writing nasty things back to me. It turns out I looked like I was pissed off, and combined with the cocky/funny e-mails I was sending, it pretty much turned into all cocky/I'm a fucking asshole instead.

=======

Dangerous J:

Why only the fingers on the girl's arm in the last picture? They don't bite (at least not yet). I would enjoy the moment and touch her skin to skin next time.

p.s. That's some awesome man chest hair you have there btw... :rofl: I would so abuse that to the max and walk around with my chest exposed all over the place if I could grow hair from there too.

[Azrael]

If you will all allow me to rant for a moment.

-----------------------------------

Back in the internet when I was younger, I used to browse various anime, video game websites, whatever, and I'd always be a little surprised when the webmasters of fairly popular sites used to lash out against their fans sometimes.

...Now I understand completely.

I kind of hate my mailbox. It's cool that I actually get fanmail and all...but some people make me want to reach through the screen and smack them.

I have a guy now who's taken it upon himself to write me an email everyday, until I respond apparently. Before I stopped looking, he'd provide an email address that was different from the one he was emailing me, which changed like 2-3 times between 6 emails. ...I've set my mail filters to deliver his messages directly to the trash now.

Along the same lines, I have another guy who tried to submit an editorial for my site. It looks like he wanted to become a regular columist or something. ...I'm gonna phase out submissions in about a week anyway. So I didn't respond, so he just sends me the same email every week, same contents, but adds (Take 2/Take 3/Take 4....) on the end of the subject.

I love all the people who email me asking if I can teach them Japanese. ...I dunno how the fuck they thought that request made sense before they hit the send button. Right, like I'm going to take time out of my schedule to teach a perfect stranger over the internet the hardest language for native-English speakers to learn. For FREE. ....Suuuuuuuuuure.

And how about the people who have emailed me a question that I ANSWERED IN THE FAQ PAGE! That's really special, because if they got my email they had to have seen the FAQ page. So, what, they basically just skipped over everything, took my mail, and asked me a question that was answered in the stuff they skipped over? Sweet! Most of the shit they ask me could also be answered with a 2-second Google search too.

And how the fuck can so many people be failing at English? And why are they always the ones who write so damn much? It'll be like two pages of text with NO periods/commas to be found. Meanwhile, the people who actually can articulate write like three sentences and then say "But, I've already taken up too much of your time...." How does that work?

.......Ok, I'm done now.

[JackTenrac!]

^ woah.

Taco Bell Fries < KFC Fries < McDs Fries in that order.
- You added an RSS Feed, Az? Insane. Too bad it failed to load. Why don't you use PHP with a database for the postings? Why I say this?

- Less pages to produce and more functionality
- Good way to catalog the postings also.

If you need any help if you choose it, Bear R. can be of assistance. Still loving this work.

Mom: She's a really nice, sweet girl. So I want you to be gentle with her. You hear me? ...That goes for sex too. Only gentle sex, no rough sex. You don't need to tear her up.
Me: Oh my God, you must know that you are the absolute *LAST* person I want to hear this from...
Mom: I'm serious. She's really small too so I don't even think she could handle it. I don't want you hurting her, so be gentle, okay?

...
I'm gonna be with her too and this shit's gonna boomerang back and haunt me, I *JUST* know it.....


Her: Oh yeah baby, harder, harder!
Me: ........I'm sorry, I can't. My Mom said I have to be gentle with you. C'mon down from the light fixture, we can't do that kind of thing anymore.


Damn, this is quite LOLicidal.

...that went well.

[Million]

Annoyingly Common internet spelling/grammar mistakes:

-"women". It's surprising to me how many people make the simple mistake of using the plural form when they mean to use the singular, e.g.--> "yeah, man...I'll never hit a women."

-"I could really care less.." --this is addressed time and time again on every forum...and people still say it. Saying it this way actually means you DO CARE. People are meaning to say "I couldn't care less.", in other words---"I could NOT care less."

-"irregardless" <--this just sounds stupid, because it's not even a word, is it? The "ir" is unnecessary, and the normal use is "Regardless of the fact..".

---------off the net:
-I really can't stand the "southern black way" of saying "milk". In Memphis, TN, they always pronounced it "MURRUK", which is possibly the most retarded way of mispronouncing something I've ever heard. It's even worse than "SKREET"(street) or "SKRATE"(straight). I couldn't help myself one time in elementary school....I just lost it and had an outburst: "IT'S MILK! M, I, L, K,! THERE IS NO 'R'!" I can't remember much but people saying "We know.." after that....but of course it changed nothing. Everyone continued saying "mrrk".

[Sheng-Long]

Annoyingly Common internet spelling/grammar mistakes:

-"irregardless" <--this just sounds stupid, because it's not even a word, is it? The "ir" is unnecessary, and the normal use is "Regardless of the fact..".



lol that's the english language for ya. Yeah it has been accepted as a real word although its for informal use, but it still looks stupid because it's "regard" sandwiched between two negatives.

As Dr. Nick pointed out in the Simpsons...there's also flammable and inflammable which for some reason mean the same thing (imagine how many accidents have been caused by this) and there's ravel and unravel as well.

[maxx]

Time for some more "Would you hit it?"

Exhibit A
http://img129.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc56&image=19328_sital_larz_me_whitecoat.jpg

Exhibit B
http://img103.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc128&image=19383_Picture_023.jpg

Exhibit C
http://img137.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc243&image=19434_Picture_017.jpg


yes yes and yes..but if i had to choose one...c man c all the way.

[Rico!]

---------off the net:
-I really can't stand the "southern black way" of saying "milk". In Memphis, TN, they always pronounced it "MURRUK", which is possibly the most retarded way of mispronouncing something I've ever heard. It's even worse than "SKREET"(street) or "SKRATE"(straight). I couldn't help myself one time in elementary school....I just lost it and had an outburst: "IT'S MILK! M, I, L, K,! THERE IS NO 'R'!" I can't remember much but people saying "We know.." after that....but of course it changed nothing. Everyone continued saying "mrrk".

that reminded me of my friends grandmother. Whenever he'd say something like "hey grandma" the first thing she'd say is "Whatchoo want nigga?" :lol:

[Mark Beast]

so lionel tate got sentenced to 30 years today.
smh. shit is sad. his life has been one downfall after another. yeah, he brought this on himself but damn.

[Dan?]

I'm about to go eat Taco Bell right now before work.

I usually go with the tried and true grilled STUFT burrito with a side order of NAWJOES and cheese. Sometimes I switch it up, maybe trie a KRUNKCH RAP or MECKS-EE-KAN PEET-SAW or the NAH-CHOZE meal with the TAAAAAAWKO on the side.

I had a zombie dream last night and it was crazy. People were getting eaten left and right, and you know what crew I was rolling with? Ewan McGregor and William Shatner. We found this ancient scroll and had to read the time '11:00 A.M.' out loud while lighting the edge of the scroll on fire to stop the zombies. It was getting pretty hairy too, but we did it just in the nick of time in this old abandoned cathedral, and we peeked out the windows (which had blinds for some reason) to see these monks in red and black robes hauling off all of the zombies in three wheelbarrows. I mean all the zombies, like they were stacked up to the sky, but the monks kept it steady.

Random.

[Azrael]

- You added an RSS Feed, Az? Insane. Too bad it failed to load. Why don't you use PHP with a database for the postings? Why I say this?

- Less pages to produce and more functionality
- Good way to catalog the postings also.

If you need any help if you choose it, Bear R. can be of assistance. Still loving this work.

Thanks for the offer. But the pages are going to change really soon - the teacher stuff at least is going over to the Festering Ass network. I am gonna keep Outpost Nine though (of course) and I am trying to redesign the pages as we speak...er...type.

[*InVeRs3*]

Annoyingly Common internet spelling/grammar mistakes:

-"women". It's surprising to me how many people make the simple mistake of using the plural form when they mean to use the singular, e.g.--> "yeah, man...I'll never hit a women."

-"I could really care less.." --this is addressed time and time again on every forum...and people still say it. Saying it this way actually means you DO CARE. People are meaning to say "I couldn't care less.", in other words---"I could NOT care less."

-"irregardless" <--this just sounds stupid, because it's not even a word, is it? The "ir" is unnecessary, and the normal use is "Regardless of the fact..".

---------off the net:
-I really can't stand the "southern black way" of saying "milk". In Memphis, TN, they always pronounced it "MURRUK", which is possibly the most retarded way of mispronouncing something I've ever heard. It's even worse than "SKREET"(street) or "SKRATE"(straight). I couldn't help myself one time in elementary school....I just lost it and had an outburst: "IT'S MILK! M, I, L, K,! THERE IS NO 'R'!" I can't remember much but people saying "We know.." after that....but of course it changed nothing. Everyone continued saying "mrrk".

A thing I hate in RL:

Do you mind if?

If you say yes, or no you're going to do what the person asked.

[JackTenrac!]

Self-improvement question:

Is Bear Ryoma such a hatable person?

[RaishinX]

I'm about to go eat Taco Bell right now before work.

I usually go with the tried and true grilled STUFT burrito with a side order of NAWJOES and cheese. Sometimes I switch it up, maybe trie a KRUNKCH RAP or MECKS-EE-KAN PEET-SAW or the NAH-CHOZE meal with the TAAAAAAWKO on the side.

I had a zombie dream last night and it was crazy. People were getting eaten left and right, and you know what crew I was rolling with? Ewan McGregor and William Shatner. We found this ancient scroll and had to read the time '11:00 A.M.' out loud whil lighting the edge of the scroll on fire to stop the zombies. It was getting pretty hairy too, but we did it just in the nick of time in this old abandoned cathedral, and we peeked out the windows (which had blinds for some reason) to see these monks in red and black robes hauling off all of the zombies in three wheelbarrows. I mean all the zombies, like they were stacked up to the sky, but the monks kept it steady.

Random.

Jesus! That whole thing had me rofling.:rofl:

"Muruk" Haha. Haha indeed.

[Dan?]

Self-improvement question:

Is Bear Ryoma such a hatable person?

HATE HATE HATE BRING TEH ARPE

No, not really. You want some plutonic man-love? I've got a couple barrels of it in the back.

[arcticninja]

I think the word you're looking for is "Platonic". I don't think there's much man-love going on on Pluto.

[JackTenrac!]

HATE HATE HATE BRING TEH ARPE

No, not really. You want some plutonic man-love? I've got a couple barrels of it in the back.

lol.

- I dunmo. The whole Flame War thing kinda got to me. That's all. I mean, I tried, but somehow, the bullet of Krasshole is piercing through the bear interior. All well. Better luck next year.

- Check the NSITCR horoscope: you're gonna die. Dirty birdy.
:sweat:

[abacabb]

Yeah. I get my first check tomorrow. And I think im going to blow it at the arcade.

[Dan?]

I think the word you're looking for is "Platonic". I don't think there's much man-love going on on Pluto.

I was referring to love on cold, lifeless, rocks in the chilling depths of space where noone can hear you scream...orgasmically.

But I guess platonic is fine, too I guess.

[abacabb]

I was referring to love on cold, lifeless, rocks in the chilling depths of space where noone can hear you scream...orgasmically.

Can I be down?

[arcticninja]

well played, sir

[Dan?]

Can I be down?

Let's make manilla babies.

[abacabb]

Let's make manilla babies.
Oh yeah!

[TheSix]

Annoyingly Common internet spelling/grammar mistakes:



-"I could really care less.." --this is addressed time and time again on every forum...and people still say it. Saying it this way actually means you DO CARE. People are meaning to say "I couldn't care less.", in other words---"I could NOT care less."



Lol, I just heard this one today. :looney:

[Nemesis00]

This is the greatest magazine cover I've ever seen.
http://cache.defamer.com/images/2006/05/superman-advocate.jpg

[TheSix]

Fuck TheWb....UPN....orc CW. Whatever the fuck you want to call it. They cancelled the best thing they had in years(next to Smallville)- Everwood. One Tree Hill, the biggest fucking joke on TV next to 7th Heaven gets renewed along with Veronica Mars! Everwood has much better ratings....is it better show period, and still gets the canned. I don't believe this.

[Roxie]

Everwood?

I spit on their creator.

Gilmore Girls > Everwood, any & every day.

[kcxj]

I just had the most interesting 45 minutes I've had the entire week.

So I'm driving home from my piano lesson. It's a stunningly beautiful day outside. People are walking out and about. I pass this Asian couple walking down the street together near my house. I'm nearsighted, so I can't if the girl is beautiful or not. That ass is beckoning me to eat off it though, and plus I'm way better looking and stylish than that ugly toothpick looking motherfucker of a guy and his baseball hat.

Why is he with the girl and not me?

So fuck that, I pull my car over, get out and start walking in their direction...

(continued on the LJ)

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Stripper hasn't e-mailed me back yet. I'm curious what her breasts look like, so I sure hope she does, but it's no big deal if she doesn't.