The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Sheng-Long]

One Tree Hill, the biggest fucking joke on TV next to 7th Heaven gets renewed along with Veronica Mars! Everwood has much better ratings....is it better show period, and still gets the canned. I don't believe this.

How can you lump Veronica Mars with those?

Veronica Mars is one of the best written shows on television and the smartest teen show since Freaks and Geeks.

[Hellion]

So fuck that, I pull my car over, get out and start walking in their direction...


draw my 44 Magnum and buffalo the skinny fuck across the forehead and eventually the back of the skull as he keels over.
The girl gasps in shock, unable to root for me due to the heroics involved.
I keep beating the poor bastard down and eventually he stops breathing.
I turn and face the girl, and overcome by her charm I blow her a kiss.
I hear the undeniable sound of sirens and get back into the car and drive off, but not before I yelled out to the girl, "CALL ME!"

[monbaby]

draw my 44 Magnum and buffalo the skinny fuck across the forehead and eventually the back of the skull as he keels over.
The girl gasps in shock, unable to root for me due to the heroics involved.
I keep beating the poor bastard down and eventually he stops breathing.
I turn and face the girl, and overcome by her charm I blow her a kiss.
I hear the undeniable sound of sirens and get back into the car and drive off, but not before I yelled out to the girl, "CALL ME!"


LOL!!!... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Seriously kcxj!...

I really want to understand why did you do a complete 360?...

I mean it's one thing to want to get women....

But now you are deliberatly trying to put other people down and make other folks feel inferior because you "think" you are pimp now...

You need to get over yourself...

This is just constructive criticism...

[TheSix]

How can you lump Veronica Mars with those?

Veronica Mars is one of the best written shows on television and the smartest teen show since Freaks and Geeks.


I like VM. That was not my point. Everwood has better ratings, it was ranked 9th on a overall combined scale for both networks. It not getting renewed and VM doing so is bullshit.

[RetroKid]

LOL!!!... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Seriously kcxj!...

I really want to understand why did you do a complete 360?...

I mean it's one thing to want to get women....

But now you are deliberatly trying to put other people down and make other folks feel inferior because you "think" you are pimp now...

You need to get over yourself...

This is just constructive criticism...

I find it amusing that he does that because no matter how hard he tries to front in his pathetic attempts to get a woman, he still comes off as a creepy dork.

[monbaby]

God must be protecting this man with his divine light...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/redlight.wmv

Truely Amazing...

[Rico!]

draw my 44 Magnum and buffalo the skinny fuck across the forehead and eventually the back of the skull as he keels over.
The girl gasps in shock, unable to root for me due to the heroics involved.
I keep beating the poor bastard down and eventually he stops breathing.
I turn and face the girl, and overcome by her charm I blow her a kiss.
I hear the undeniable sound of sirens and get back into the car and drive off, but not before I yelled out to the girl, "CALL ME!"

holy shit that was good. its times like these I wish could rep people :rofl:

[Roxie]

holy shit that was good. its times like these I wish could rep people
I just did.

But kcxj is too busy to reply right now. He's e-mailing a stripper.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I find it amusing that he does that because no matter how hard he tries to front in his pathetic attempts to get a woman, he still comes off as a creepy dork.

I haven't seen you in a minute.

[Murt!]

I made a periodic table of supervillains for my science class that I wanna share with srk when I get it back. It owns on sooo many levels.

[JackTenrac!]

Let me guess:

Just a scar, they'd say. Not a more comparable itch. And you wonder if Sn = Sinister will beast Apl. Not if MyS and Mrh have anything to say about it, yet LdS's pedicure can't be cured... because mix dumb with brawn to get the JgN.

Jkr, Bne, Brn, will technically beasts on Pgn, with sexy Psn and Cw, gnawing at the healms, still orgasing for Batman and Robin. RzG masterbating on Sc. At childhood, Lx was decapited and only his scientific egoism screwed Lana. Lois is not safe from...Sulferic Kryptonite!!!!!

...that went well.

[RetroKid]

I haven't seen you in a minute.

I could say the same about you. I've been really busy the past few months.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I could say the same about you.

Pretty much.

I've settled down. My opinion of the internet isn't quite the same anymore.

I've been really busy the past few months.

I wish I could say the same. (aside from hospital visits and paperwork)

Is there anything particularly new from your end?

[RetroKid]

Pretty much.

I've settled down. My opinion of the internet isn't quite the same anymore.



I wish I could say the same. (aside from hospital visits and paperwork)

Is there anything particularly new from your end?

You're still sick? Last time I talked to you, you were in a hospital, and that was like, a couple of months ago.

There's nothing really new in my life right now. When I said busy, I meant doing something other than work, like running, playing b-ball, going out with my girl, going to sporting events... just bullshitting, basically. Figured I get as much fun in as possible before I go back to school in August.

If you need anything, drop me an e-mail, since that's the only thing I check up on semi-regularly now.

[Hunter D]

You still in the hosptial SAGA? Guess you have beaten getting up yet?

[Million]

Y'know....I don't think I have ever paid for a pen. I always find one, or "borrow" someone's pen and end up keeping it. Same goes for pencils. The last time I bought pencils was years ago when I had to buy certain drawing pencils for art classes.(3b, 3h, stuff like that) Anyway, I was reminded of this when I asked a co-worker for a pen today....and just recently, I found a pen at the laundromat.

I've only bought 1 ZIP disk too...the others I've had were either stolen, or from dad...and one disk I just found in the comp. lab. I didn't even take that one right away, as I noticed the person had essays on it....so I had a heart for a change and didn't take it. Then...nobody ever claimed the damn disk. For 3 or 4 days it was just there on the table....so I finally snagged it....no longer caring about being "honorable and shit".

*Mom is coming over tomorrow...so dammit...I have to hide that secret stash of panties again....eh, I might just throw them away this time. Stolen panties are only exciting and interesting when they're freshly stolen....and from someone you know personally. I didn't know any of those broads...I just stole their panties for the hell of it, really.

[TS]

You think there was ever some girl who was raped by her father, and she'd cry whenever she'd hear about the ska band Cherry Poppin' Daddies from the late 1990s? Or one who had a violent father who was into the occult, and would cry when she heard the name "Big Bad Voodoo Daddy?"

[TheSix]

There is no way in hell 7th Heaven has 5+ million viewers. 7th Heaven is the longest running monstrocity in television history.

Yes, my bitching won't end for a very long time....until Everwood returns! TheWB has yet to feel my rage. Believe it. You think that guy sending a corpse over that anime was something? Pssh.

[kcxj]

Hellion:

What's with you and the gun posts recently? Are you in the military?

I said something interesting happened to me (ie. I unexpectedly got the phone number of a woman I had a huge crush on from three years ago). It's nothing violent, and I only touch other people whenever they're foolish enough to touch me first anyway.

... although I do admit I've gotten in to the habit of treating the lower status males I come across like total shit though, since they never stand up for themselves, and it's not like they had a chance in hell with whatever woman anyway.

[MadGaffler]

I agree FUCK 7th heaven that shit was supposed to be CANCELLED wtf.......I guess JC with the resurrection assit ftw.

Everwood was just getting good again too, damn another one bites the dust

[TS]

Off Centre is long gone, and yet Seventh Heaven is only just now going off the air.


...sad.

[Taito]

Ya'll have to stop talking about Taco Bell. The closest one to me is like 3000 miles away or something.
Wellll the nearest Taco Bell isn't that far away if you count US military bases in Japan. But they're probably nowhere near where you live and/or you're not allowed in.

[VG Emblem]

There is no way in hell 7th Heaven has 5+ million viewers. 7th Heaven is the longest running monstrocity in television history.

Yes, my bitching won't end for a very long time....until Everwood returns! TheWB has yet to feel my rage. Believe it. You think that guy sending a corpse over that anime was something? Pssh.
Wait, wait, WAIT! Are you seriously telling me 7th Heaven's been uncancelled?

Fucking hell. I was planning on throwing a party right after it's pathetic last episode.

[Taito]

This is my weekly reminder for everyone to stay the fuck away from England.

[Taito]

Uh totally random but Metal Gear Solid is a movie and 50 Cent is Big Boss..

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/5193/fiddy122ht.jpg

[Serp's Attorney]

I'm going to be dissappearing again after the next 2 hours or so. It's possible Viscant will once again do something ridiculous, and someone will link me to it and I'll be back for that day. Otherwise, I guess if theres anything anyone needs to tell me, post it up within the next 4 hours max.

[Azrael]

Why're you disappearing again?

[Hellion]

Hellion:

What's with you and the gun posts recently? Are you in the military?

I said something interesting happened to me (ie. I unexpectedly got the phone number of a woman I had a huge crush on from three years ago). It's nothing violent, and I only touch other people whenever they're foolish enough to touch me first anyway.

... although I do admit I've gotten in to the habit of treating the lower status males I come across like total shit though, since they never stand up for themselves, and it's not like they had a chance in hell with whatever woman anyway.

Sorry, just that your post left me hanging and I had to finish it.
Dunno the image I drew there stayed in my head and kept me up laughing 'till 1am, was funnier than all the late night talk shows I've been watching lately even.
Guess because really shit like that doesn't happen,
even in the baddest of streets in the country. Not like that.
Just good humor than anyone could find something to laugh at, even you if you looked at the post from a different perspective.

Gun posts? Hmm.. Maybe I'm getting carried away, I didn't realize it myself until you mentioned it. Navy, but I don't get to play with guns. I'm considered a loaded gun at times but there are no E1's-E3's here to piss me off anymore; base closing due to Katrina.

Honestly I probably think about other guys who don't stand up for themselves a lot like you do, but the thing is I don't go out of my way to show them how much they suck. That's probably the one problem I have with the service, it kinda forces me to deal with these sorts of people, kick them in the ass and make them see the light.
If they're really that god damn dumb/retarded that they don't see the light, well, their 4 years in turns out to suck even worse I guess.

Reppin
Wow, I got another green box there under my av.
Guess the power of laughter is stronger than I first thought.

[Million]

y'know, there's really some lame names for people...let's get away from the outlandish and stupid random southern black names like "Keedryn" for just a sec...

-"Milton" --something about it just screms "weak chump that got beat up on a daily basis in gradeschool...got his lunch money stolen on the regular."

-LaVonne --well, that's getting back to a black thing...but it's on this army commercial, where the supervisor introduces "LaVonne" to the rest of the guys...and Lavonne is DUDE. WHAT the fuck? Why do parents name their sons girly names like that? LaVonne is not in any way masculine. I have the same opinion on Stacey, Ashley, Avery, etc. Even asian dudes named "Kim"...I know there's a cultural difference at play there...but when I hear "Kim", I still immediately think of a woman.

...and while it's not exactly lame in the same way...the name "Brad" always makes me think of the stereotypical asshole jock whiteguy in a typical 80s teen/college movie. "Brad" was the same guy who pushed "Milton" down and took his lunch money...then laughed about it. "Brad" also went on to become high school quarterback and fuck all the hot girls in school....dressed preppy, joined a frat, and continued random douchebag antics in college.

[monbaby]

y'know, there's really some lame names for people...let's get away from the outlandish and stupid random southern black names like "Keedryn" for just a sec...

-"Milton" --something about it just screms "weak chump that got beat up on a daily basis in gradeschool...got his lunch money stolen on the regular."

-LaVonne --well, that's getting back to a black thing...but it's on this army commercial, where the supervisor introduces "LaVonne" to the rest of the guys...and Lavonne is DUDE. WHAT the fuck? Why do parents name their sons girly names like that? LaVonne is not in any way masculine. I have the same opinion on Stacey, Ashley, Avery, etc. Even asian dudes named "Kim"...I know there's a cultural difference at play there...but when I hear "Kim", I still immediately think of a woman.

...and while it's not exactly lame in the same way...the name "Brad" always makes me think of the stereotypical asshole jock whiteguy in a typical 80s teen/college movie. "Brad" was the same guy who pushed "Milton" down and took his lunch money...then laughed about it. "Brad" also went on to become high school quarterback and fuck all the hot girls in school....dressed preppy, joined a frat, and continued random douchebag antics in college.


ROTFL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jesus dude!... You are the only person on SRK that can make me roll on the floor literaly...

Man you should write blogs for newspapers or something, Just giving random opinions on things...

I mean i really feel sorry for ALL the Miltons in the world and Think EVERY Brad is a dumb jock... Incredible...

Anyways are you getting Phantasy Star Univers for the PS2...

I can't wait!!!...

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

snip.

I glad you aren't working yourself to the bone anymore. You need to relax. Have fun.

You still in the hosptial SAGA? Guess you have beaten getting up yet?

LOL.

I beat that game twice already since I was hospitalized about a month ago. I've been out for at least two weeks. My left hand and ankle still feel like shit regardless. I'm heading back to the emergency in a few hours because my ankle is bothering me. I was hospitalized for that three weeks ago. I'm not in the mood to take chances.

[Azrael]

Zordon from the Power Rangers was on crack.

A dangerous and powerful criminal escapes after 10,000 years of captivity, and Zordon's solution is to "round up 5 teens with attitude!" and give them super powers? ...Wow. He's so lucky he did this in the 90's, if it had been current times that shit never would have worked. The Blue Ranger would have been in a corner all "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!", the Pink and Yellow Rangers would have been making out to get the Red Ranger's attention, and the Black Ranger would have been riding spinnaz or some shit like that, and we'd all be pledging allegiance to Rita Repulsa every morning.

[JackTenrac!]

Stared at the pepperoni lunchmeat I bought Wednesday. Generic packaging changed. I double took at the label.

HERE COMES A NEW LABEL ITEM!

Nutrition Information

GWAAAAAAAAAAH?

Nutritional information? Is this really necessary? hell, this isn't the petting zoo. Separate the labels, one for parents and adults, and the others for destructive college carnivores. Guess it all had to change in the last few years since the dawn of the 2K mellenium. People noticed that others were getting overweight and all, so they slap on that label. Sometimes it's way extreme. Like I'll really need to know the calorie and trans fat dosage of ONE TIC TAC. I remember when I went over to the US and saw it on the back of a Dorritos bag for the first time. Kenaan and Kel will never be the same. Nor Hawaiian Punch.

[Muff Daddy]

-LaVonne --well, that's getting back to a black thing...but it's on this army commercial, where the supervisor introduces "LaVonne" to the rest of the guys...and Lavonne is DUDE. WHAT the fuck? Why do parents name their sons girly names like that? LaVonne is not in any way masculine. I have the same opinion on Stacey, Ashley, Avery, etc. Even asian dudes named "Kim"...I know there's a cultural difference at play there...but when I hear "Kim", I still immediately think of a woman.

:rofl:

what kills me is certain black names that automatically sound gay. like if a guy introduces himself as 'Toine.

"Yo man what's your name?"
"Twaaaaaaaaaaaan"

also the name Trevor. Trevor is always the uppity rich white dude who doesn't know how to lay the dick properly to his girl (usually named Beatrice). like in Chapelle's show, he hugs his girl in the hallway and is like, "Oh, oh, oh dear, I, I, ....I ...it seems as if i've gone and soiled myself dear, uh, carry on..."

or like on Family Guy:
Trevor: "you know beatrice, we could be having sex right now."
Beatrice: "why yes, yes we could"
Trevor: "hmmm yes, but let's not"

[Dan?]

Alright, let me just set the record straight.

Whistling at random does not make you sound non-chalant and aloof. It makes you sound like a douche who wishes he was too cool for school. Wearing your sunglasses at night and sliding through your kitchen in your socks and underwear would get you laid faster.

That is all.

[arcticninja]

Wearing your sunglasses at night and sliding through your kitchen in your socks and underwear would get you laid faster.[/B]

That is all.


hmmm....I enjoy both of these activities but they don't seem to get me laid.

maybe sliding faster will work.

[TheSix]

Wait, wait, WAIT! Are you seriously telling me 7th Heaven's been uncancelled?

Fucking hell. I was planning on throwing a party right after it's pathetic last episode.


Indeed....a few weeks after the supposed final episode....it is ALREADY back from the dead. Jesus got nothing on this shit.


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Wow, Goldar(Power Rangers) was THE SHIT. Im sorry. But he ALWAYS is talking shit when he fights while laughing his ass off at the same time. On top of that, none of the rangers could ever beat him 1 on 1. Jason and Tommy both got they assess handed to thim repeatedly.

"AHHHHH HAHAAA HAAA YOU'LL NEVER GET TO YOUR POWER CRYSTAL NOW GREEN RANGER AAHHHHHHA HAAAAAA!" - Goldar

And as we all know, he never did. Goldar= Pwnage.

[Dan?]

hmmm....I enjoy both of these activities but they don't seem to get me laid.

maybe sliding faster will work.

That's because you aren't wearing the right kind of socks.

[arcticninja]

you need special socks? Why didn't anyone tell me!!? Awwww, I feel like such an idiot!!!

[RaishinX]

Girl: What's your name?
RaishinX: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALOOOOOOONE!!!

[Dan?]

Girl: What's your name?
RaishinX: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALOOOOOOONE!!!

Writing checks must be a blast. What's your signature look like?

[Shinto]

Why is White Castle Burgers so small?

ITS THE GOVERNMENT FAULT...white castle cant afford beef...

[Dan?]

GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WHITE CAST-
<Mike Myers> !
*feet cut*

[kcxj]

Honestly I probably think about other guys who don't stand up for themselves a lot like you do, but the thing is I don't go out of my way to show them how much they suck. That's probably the one problem I have with the service, it kinda forces me to deal with these sorts of people, kick them in the ass and make them see the light.
If they're really that god damn dumb/retarded that they don't see the light, well, their 4 years in turns out to suck even worse I guess.
That's your job, duty, and calling to turn these guys into something better. Teach them to become young men instead of dorks, sociopaths, non-assertive, lazy slobs, or whatever other personality affliction holds them back.

As for women and dating though... If they can't hang with me, then they're below me and not worth my time. Once the government starts sending me a check and paying for my college, then we'll talk. :rofl:

I don't go out of my way to make somebody else feel bad. Yeah, it's true that you do get a mild pleasure and adrenaline rush when you put another person down, but that's only something dorks and bullies do. They're the people that are horribly insecure on the inside and put on the tough front on the outside to compensate.

They don't get laid.

What I DO do however, is not let anything stand in my way whenever I see something that I want.

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Here's the ringtone I put on my cellphone for whenever women call me.

http://media.putfile.com/Bach-prelC

It's Bach's prelude in C. It's very romantic and sensuous sounding, and it puts me into the mood to use that deep, slow voice tone that women find attractive.

The woman from yesterday returned the phone call I made today.

She's married.

The way I was speaking to her, looking at her, and replying to her questions yesterday were all in that girl talk language, so it's obvious that she knows what I want from her. Here she is returning my phone call anyway though...

Again, I'm awed at how truly powerful these techniques and mindsets are that I've been learning are.

(in case anybody doesn't know what I'm talking about. "Girl talk language" --> finding the way to say, "I find you attractive. I would like to have sex with you.", without literally saying those words. Instead, since you're a man, you need to "program" what you want to say into that crazy girl talk code that makes it so the woman wants it too.)

[Hellion]

That's your job, duty, and calling to turn these guys into something better. Teach them to become young men instead of dorks, sociopaths, non-assertive, lazy slobs, or whatever other personality affliction holds them back.
Leading by example only goes so far with the dorks, sociopaths, non-assertive, lazy slobs, I'm stuck with shouting at the top of my lungs at them, after all other means have failed. I mean, ALL other legal means.

Once, a guy from Pakistan raised flags to the fucking Exec. Officer himself that I was being rascist because I cussed him the fuck out (along with a white dude) for lounging around and not doing their jobs and basically giving the finger to authority because this shit "sucks."

When the higher ups realized that I treat everyone the same, the issue was dropped. Ironically, that guy and I became pals (like many people I cuss out) when they realize I'm only strict on the job, but fair at the same time. Only doing what I must because of responsibilities entailed, and trying to get the point across that they must do the same.

However you get real bad eggs sometimes who aren't fit for the service, brought in by stupid fucking recruiters because they need to fill a quota, whereas the first thing they could've done that would even have been considered a "service" would've been to introduce these sorts to a counselor.

That's their job.

Once the government starts sending me a check and paying for my college, then we'll talk. :rofl:
...I'm not sure where you're going with this.
I honestly hope to God I'm not forced to cuss anyone out after getting to meet them on SRK.
Last thing I need is people posting shit about how loud I am IRL and how seemingly small the shit is I yell about and how they'd like to punch my lights out after we both get off the base/ship whatever.


What I DO do however, is not let anything stand in my way whenever I see something that I want.


Persistence is a virtue.
However don't mistake it with the selfish desire to get everything you want.
Self-Restraint and Patience are also good virtues.

[SNAAAAKE]

mgs3 online was awsome last night..our team kept fucking people up..we were up by like 30 kills..EVERYONE GETS FUCKING SHOT ! other team's captain got all pissed off and started killing his own crew !! :rofl:

anyway...old people make me sad cuz one day I will be just like that and its the ultimate truth...:sad:

BUT today was fucking great ! I just got like $300 off modding 5 xboxes..took about 2 hours all together and another $200 for photoshop work for arcade cabinets CHA CHING ! :lovin:

[kcxj]

...I'm not sure where you're going with this.
I honestly hope to God I'm not forced to cuss anyone out after getting to meet them on SRK.
Last thing I need is people posting shit about how loud I am IRL and how seemingly small the shit is I yell about and how they'd like to punch my lights out after we both get off the base/ship whatever.

Damn dude, what a stressful job you have. I'm glad I never enlisted.

Anyway, RELAX and chill out. You'll live longer. The life you do live will be more satisfying and fullfilling as well.

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My photos came back! What an amazingly skilled photographer my friend Cregg is. I had no idea. Anyway, I'll let the pictures speak for themselves.

1 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Cregg/Photo61552-Full.jpg)2 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Cregg/Photo61558-Full.jpg)

What a difference some lighting and a $10,000 camera make huh?

Anyway, if you live in the Connecticut or Rhode Island area, be sure to check him out at www.iTakeYourPhotos.com. You can tell him Kang refered you, and he'll give you an extremely fair price.

Highly recommended. :tup:

[Vyral React]

dir en grey fucking rocks, they need to play shows near chicago or else someones gettin capped.

[1]

What a difference some lighting and a $10,000 camera make huh?



Indeed. You look like you belong in a martial arts movie. Like the guy you always see when the main guy goes into a club then sees a girl he likes. But there you are ready to kick some ass because he "eye raped" your girl. But you'd be in the movie for a while. You'd say very profound things to the main character and maybe even have a few tiger statues at your residence.

[TheSix]

dir en grey fucking rocks, they need to play shows near chicago or else someones gettin capped.


Aren't they going on family values tour?

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Nice photos K.

[Vyral React]

yeah, but they are joining it after august 4th and there are no dates around chicago after that time, actually no dates around chicago at all

[Hellion]

Damn dude, what a stressful job you have. I'm glad I never enlisted.


Well, you gave the impression you're headed to college already. Were I you I'd get a commission and let the enlisted guys deal with the babysitting.
If you chose that route.

Uniforms (officer/enlisted) do wonders when it comes to meeting girls anyway.
Nice pics. Your friend's good.

[Roxie]

This is my weekly reminder for everyone to stay the fuck away from England.
But I want to go SO BAD!! :sad:
Ever since I was 9.

[Mechanica]

Stared at the pepperoni lunchmeat I bought Wednesday. Generic packaging changed. I double took at the label.

HERE COMES A NEW LABEL ITEM!



GWAAAAAAAAAAH?

Nutritional information? Is this really necessary? hell, this isn't the petting zoo. Separate the labels, one for parents and adults, and the others for destructive college carnivores. Guess it all had to change in the last few years since the dawn of the 2K mellenium. People noticed that others were getting overweight and all, so they slap on that label. Sometimes it's way extreme. Like I'll really need to know the calorie and trans fat dosage of ONE TIC TAC. I remember when I went over to the US and saw it on the back of a Dorritos bag for the first time. Kenaan and Kel will never be the same. Nor Hawaiian Punch.

Yeah, I think you fail to see why it makes sense. Unless I'm mistaken, it's the law to have nutritional information on every food product. Now, I understand the whole tic tac thing and all that, but the idea is that if you can slip by without putting it on this small food item, who cares if you don't put it on this little thing of cheese? And how about maybe these crackers? and then it just all escalates, and it's much easier to just keep it regulated and have everything have nutritional information. I'm glad everything has nutritional information, it's not like have you're being forced to look at it.

[kcxj]

I'm suppose to be leaving for work right now, but I can't stop browsing the Japanese women on myspace.

Man, there are a lot of busted looking ones (and one obvious transexual). Look what I found on page 7 of my search though.

1 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/yoshi.jpg)

I'm in love. She's my future wife.

<--- E-mailing her as we speak.

She wrote that she doesn't speak English though. I sure hope that's just a gimmick to make it so all the nerdy guys that e-mail her don't get their feelings hurt when she doesn't reply, because man, I've found the reason I've been investing so much time into learning Japanese.

[Dan?]

But I want to go SO BAD!! :sad:
Ever since I was 9.

Then de-volve to your 8-year old self or have your dreams crushed.

I've been playing DoW like mad again with an ex. We haven't really associated in any way for almost 3 years, and over the past few weeks have all of a sudden become BFF =^_^= KAWAII WIGGY YEAH or something and play games non-stop from about 8 PM - 2 AM. That's how these things go...I guess...

I got to play the multiplayer demo for The Outfit, and I must say it was extremely enjoyable. I would never pay the cover price, but when that thing hits the $20 rack it's mine. They sucked all the courage and 'zomg slow motion shellshock at Omaha sequence' out of World War 2 and injected it with 'DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA' and a cool purchasing mechanic and made things fun again! Nazi Cannon Car is top tier rushdown.

I have zero plans this summer. I'll probably visit home for my b-day (not too long from now I'll be 20! zounds!) and try and visit OrlandORLY?! to see some friends (platinum_pinoy is moving there and leaving us, that jerk) and visit one of the best modeling stores in Florida...but other than that, it's work 6 days a week and tons of pizza and games. Wicked.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Off Centre is long gone, and yet Seventh Heaven is only just now going off the air.


...sad.

Off Centre was the only reason I ever paid attention to WB programming.

Now Supernatural took its place.

[Rico!]

Yeah, I think you fail to see why it makes sense. Unless I'm mistaken, it's the law to have nutritional information on every food product.

he's in canada, and I think the law is different up there

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damn kcxj, those professional pics actually make a huge difference. Don't know what i'd do if i had some of myself, since i'm not into myspace and shit like that, but i want some. Actually i do have some of myself but those were from high school... when i was still 20 pounds heavier.

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someone explain to me why guys bring their girlfriends to the arcade? No, not to play DDR, i mean those jackasses that play tekken while the girl waits on the
side bored as hell.

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Anyone in NYC ever seen that ad on the trains that says "I support condoms" or some shit like that? Isn't that the most disgusting ad ever?

[Roxie]

Then de-volve to your 8-year old self or have your dreams crushed.
But the cast of Ghostwriter made it look so cool!

[Shinto]

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someone explain to me why guys bring their girlfriends to the arcade? No, not to play DDR, i mean those jackasses that play tekken while the girl waits on the
side bored as hell.

---

Anyone in NYC ever seen that ad on the trains that says "I support condoms" or some shit like that? Isn't that the most disgusting ad ever?


QFT

what is the sense of bringing them to a arcade at all....
The ads...classic....

Something else been bothering WTF is it With Girls and Soul Calibur 2????

[Roxie]

Soul Calibur 2 kicks ass.
Got a problem?

I'm pretty fuckin' good with Taki and Xhia (sp)

[Azrael]

1 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/yoshi.jpg)

I'm in love. She's my future wife.

<--- E-mailing her as we speak.

She wrote that she doesn't speak English though. I sure hope that's just a gimmick to make it so all the nerdy guys that e-mail her don't get their feelings hurt when she doesn't reply, because man, I've found the reason I've been investing so much time into learning Japanese.
This is not a post made by me, but rather, my girlfriend. Azrael's words stop here.
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There's a ton of women like that in Japan. But, based on the picture I saw, that kind of girl is considered to be ugly in Japan. And, based on the pictures you've posted, Japanese girls will not be interested in you. ...Your style, your hobbies, and your smile (or lack thereof) don't match Japanese girls' tastes.

You want to have women chasing after you, but you should be the one trying to consider women's feelings. Do you really think a woman will want to date a guy like the image you're projecting? In Japan, this type is hated. The girls who date these kinds of guys are bad, "dangerous" girls (Az: I can attest to this. My ex was one of those bitches). This type of guy won't be able to get girlfriends or just female friends.

[JackTenrac!]

- Now, I too, know where Degrassi gets its' material. I was heading down to meet up with a client middleman and these highschoolers came on the bus. These kids on the bus couldn't stop talking. On and on they went about hamster's teacher's pet this, and no I hate it because I hate Hamtaro that. STFU kids! I'm trying to use my laptop! Shouldn't you all be doing each in the back of a McDs someplace? These kids can't even pick up the paper

The desi children use the McDs as a Malt Shop and attempt to mess up the washrooms with curry doo doo of dread. I remember when I was an employee. They'd harass the staff by swearing in their native tongue at the cashiers when they ordered.

- Just tried Sword of the Beserk for DC. Classicness! Except for Caska, whose been reduced to a zombie child. It follows the manga instead of the hit anime classic. More blood than Painting with Debbie Travis And Candyman. Goods? They call him Gatsu instead of Guts. Even though it is in English. I strangely like it enough to play through it numerous times. Bad? CASKA NEEDS TO BE HER ANIME SELF. Poor Gatsu can't kill 500 men alone anymore.

But the cast of Ghostwriter made it look so cool!
- So Roxie wants to take a tour of the land where crooked dentistry rules the night and day.

Maybe you'll be chased by an abruptedly uneased nanny and the next day, while jamming to spice girls wannabes with tea and crumpets to the table, read a cutout lettered note in your temporary letterbox, pieced together by a Sherlock Holmes-esque spectre through various weed halucinations, resulting in this important message:

"WISE RITA REAPS HER REVENGE!

- Nice pics, Kang. Photoshop much?

- Shinto: I hate that too. They don't play their best. They don't have an anti pussy when they fight. Makes me mad when I beat them and I yell at their girls mentally. "You hindered your mate's ability. Walk away in shame, villian!" And...they walk.

[Rico!]

There's a ton of women like that in Japan. But, based on the picture I saw, that kind of girl is considered to be ugly in Japan.

and i thought i had high standards

[Shinto]

Soul Calibur 2 kicks ass.
Got a problem?

I'm pretty fuckin' good with Taki and Xhia (sp)

No, no probs it just that all female that dont play video games play that game like its a magnet or something?

Everytime I look at your avi I get strange feelings:sad:. Kelis is scary :shake:but hot to...

[ShinAkumax]

This type of guy won't be able to get girlfriends or just female friends.

I'm going to go ahead and agree with her on this one, for different reasons though. Online dating golden rule number one, never talk to anyone past the the 10km radious ( Mine is 5 now, if I want sex, I want it fast. )

Anyways, unless she is a japanese princess with a strange strain of cancer that can only be cured by what's in your pants. Don't even bother. Cellphone queens or bookworms trying to make their family proud. I'm not a big fan of asian girls... I hate subtle manipulation experts. Just feel like slapping them when they try that cute shit.

Lately though... I'm slowly falling for a girl from the school of hard knocks with a heart colder than mine. If only she wasn't so damn pretty.

Stabby's avatar is really depressing if you read it. My avatar is under rated. I wish people stopped changing their fucking avatars. I hate reading names. Have a theme around your avatars at least so I don't have to guess who the hell is posting.

[kcxj]

This is not a post made by me, but rather, my girlfriend. Azrael's words stop here.
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There's a ton of women like that in Japan. But, based on the picture I saw, that kind of girl is considered to be ugly in Japan. And, based on the pictures you've posted, Japanese girls will not be interested in you. ...Your style, your hobbies, and your smile (or lack thereof) don't match Japanese girls' tastes.

You want to have women chasing after you, but you should be the one trying to consider women's feelings. Do you really think a woman will want to date a guy like the image you're projecting? In Japan, this type is hated. The girls who date these kinds of guys are bad, "dangerous" girls (Az: I can attest to this. My ex was one of those bitches). This type of guy won't be able to get girlfriends or just female friends.
I sent a PM to your girl. I know I wrote a lot, but I would appreciate it if she could reply to at least some of it.

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Az:

Can you elaborate why your girl is looking down on the woman that I'm in love with?

I think there was something lost in the translation, and she's being called ugly for no reason. The only thing I can possibly see that's unappealing, is that she's wearing a lot of makeup, and possibly had no eyebrows once she washes it off. What a lovely round face, smooth skin, and big glistening eyes though. Her look sings to me and gets my hormones pumping.

I don't understand the "bad, dangerous" girls comment either.

I've known from experience that it's a FACT that women hate each other for no reason. Even girls that are friends... they secretly hate and are resentful of each other regardless of what they say on the outside.

Post some pictures of the women that your girl considers good, beautiful women please?

(I'm suspecting your girl is still judging me based entirely on those sexually explicit posts I made here on SRK, and then the follow up posts where I talk about the manipulative flirting/talking techniques I'm using to make women attracted to me. Of course no woman is going to find a known player attractive. Is that the image she's talking about? Because I desire and chase after multiple women? Because never bothering to think twice or slow down (ie. "pay attention to a woman's feelings") if the woman doesn't show interest at first or wastes my time by trying to play hard to get?)
I'm going to go ahead and agree with her on this one, for different reasons though. Online dating golden rule number one, never talk to anyone past the the 10km radious ( Mine is 5 now, if I want sex, I want it fast. )
I need to fucking move then.

I do want sex and to spend emotionally fullfilling time with a female, but only with the ones I find extremely attractive. I keep searching and searching my local area every single night, but there's seriously nothing though.

Then the pics of the girls from China taunt me in the "online now!" section of my dating website, and every single cute woman I've watched doing porn has been a Japanese woman as well. I can't control myself from wanting these women. I can't describe what the physical look is, but not even the NYC Asian women visually appeal to me the same way the overseas women do.

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*update*

Fuck... the lovely Japanese woman I want to marry read my e-mail. But she didn't respond, do a friend request, or anything. I wish myspace would get rid of that mail status indicator. Being able to tell whether your mail was recieved or not encourages stalker behavior, and plus it hurts my feelings whenever I see a girl I desire to make something happen with read my mail but decided not to respond to me.

I wonder what I should do now? Send the friend request myself now? Write her again?

I need to wait one week and see what happens. Then I'll send another e-mail, but this time I'll write using a different approach and tone of voice. If she doesn't respond again, then fuck it... even though it sucks and hurts, I'll force myself to move on.

I'm getting tired of tweaking my profile every single day, subtley moving my friends around, editing comments, editing what I say about myself, etc... I wish I could just make the ONE awesome profile, I sit back, and the beautiful Asian girls are e-mailing ME non-stop, instead of the other way around with me sending out upwards of 10 different e-mails every single night.

[Million]

FOX and Friends is complete hotness this morning. They have Allyson "Italian Princess" Camerota(kinda old but still hot...MILF appeal), and Kiran Delicious Chetry....and Kiran's actually looking thicker now...hopefully she didn't get knocked up. Anyway, both ladies have very short skirts on...if only they added Dari Alexander, Lauren Green, Laurie Dhue, and Juliet Huddy, we would have the perfect FOX lineup all on one show.

Oh my...and just as they went to commercial...Ally probably showed more leg than she intended....I am instantly chubbed up now. :sweat: Legs and upskirt views own me for life. I just can't help it.

ah, yeah...Kiran's standing now, and I see she looks a little thick in the midsection. Dammit she's pregnant. :sad: (*cue the Price is Right loser theme.) N

[JackTenrac!]

Woah. Super Soaker Snip!

- kcxj was what offended her enough to inspire this. Pics of what Japan thinks is standardly hawt, pls. Thanks. Court's in session. My other reaction: Probably that's what kcxj thinks is hot. I'd give her probably a 2.3 just for coming, but heck, I can't say I haven't seen better in my eyes.

One man's shit teir is another man..err...woman's image of perfection, as I always say.

i.e. You say Mortal Kombat is the best fighter ever, and I'll say: I'll buy triple of whatever crack you're on so whenever I go to low budget movies, I could get much closer to live re-enactments of Final Fantasy-esque storylines in my everyday life..

As for the rest: good advice? or patriotsm taken to a higher level?

TO BE CONCLUDED.

- After today, I feel as if I, myself should pull a Nishiko or a Serpent. I won't be missed , but hell, I'll probably get my most ambitious projects completed... Maybe until June 30th.

...that went well.

[Dan?]

After today, I feel as if I, myself should pull a Serpent.

You're gonna move in with Viscant? Good lucky with that.

[FistsofFury]

Man...I need to get my cd player fixed. It works sometimes for a few songs..then nothing but errors. I wish I had a less 'tamper/idiot proof' car..I have a Ford Focus. I just wanna take the player out and fucking look at the shit. SHIT. And I know any business is gonna charge out the ass, and won't respond too kindly to 'hey I have 10 bucks, gimmie the tools to open this piece of shit and leave me alone for 40 minutes'.

Time for google.

[Dangerous J]

Whats te difference between jam and jelly?

Whats your favorite type of jam?

Mine is Grape , closely followed by strawberry
Discuss.

[monbaby]

Man i was thinking about this....

But I really don't like grape jelly...

I mean I'll eat it if it's the only thing there but man...

Strawberry is 1 million time better...

I think jelly is more liquid in texture will jame is a little thicker while preserves are male with real fruit...

Strawberry preserves FTW!!!...

[JackTenrac!]

You're gonna move in with Viscant? Good lucky with that.

Naw... I meant, take a break from the SRK. Two guys to one ap is enough.

[Dangerous J]

Hey Million, she had the baby already(Kiran Chetry)
From wikipedia....
"Although there had been growing rumors of Chetry being pregnant in 2005, she was no longer able to hide her growing belly girth, and she announced on the October 8, 2005 edition of Fox & Friends Weekend that she was 22 weeks pregnant and expecting a baby girl in February 2006. Her baby Maya Rose Knowles was born on February 8, 2006 at 1:18 AM."

[Rico!]

I wish I could just make the ONE awesome profile, I sit back, and the beautiful Asian girls are e-mailing ME non-stop, instead of the other way around with me sending out upwards of 10 different e-mails every single night.

This reminds me of my week in Spain. It is socially acceptable for women to be more promiscuous (and men to be more fruitier :rolleyes: ), so women are expected to approach men in that society. in a discoteca, all you have to do is dance or just sit there looking good and women will come up and buy you drinks. Then you might be taken to their hotel room afterward...

I don't know how it is in the rest of Europe, but Spain is just kickass.

[abacabb]

It seems like Kcxj only thinks about chicks. Damn nigga get a hobby.

[Million]

ah, so The Lovely Kiran is technically a MILF now. So...she's on the comeback trail then, rather than being on the way to horrible pregnancy...that's good to hear.

Jam vs. Jelly = Jelly wins every time. Jelly has a slightly more obvious taste for me...the only advantage Jam has is that it is easier to spread due to some odd texture difference. However, I actually prefer the jelly texture. Heh, and then there's that classic phrase that every black man, or just every Booty-fan knows; "That must be jelly cuz jam don't shake like that." SRK's own Akumachan and perhaps Roxie, for example. I bet they have the Jelly-Factor™. Both ladies are always welcome to provide video proof of course, if they like. Phae---possibly. ne0phyte, however....doubt it. She's too thin to have the Jelly Factor, sadly.

o women are expected to approach men in that society.I instantly love Spain. That's so backwards, it sounds like Wackyland. I wouldn't be surprised if The Last of the Dodos lives over there, then...along with flying pigs and a Hell that has, in fact, frozen over.

[SmoothCat]

I was at a party last night and it was fucking nuts. Long story short white girls = The win.

We had this big thing of ice and it has a little slide for hard liq to travel down into your mouth and these bitchs was just going wild with shots. I must of seen at least 15 girls knocked out on the floor the others making out with random dudes or going in rooms for the Bang

[RaishinX]

It seems like Kcxj only thinks about chicks. Damn nigga get a hobby.

Hobby? That is his *hobby*.





*And by "*" I mean life.

[Hellion]

I don't know how it is in the rest of Europe, but Spain is just kickass.

Croatia is lovely this time of year. Just watch out for the minefields.
Lots of sights to see, and yeah it's pretty much like that with girls across Europe, more or less. That's probably due to the fact they can tell Americans from the rest easily, we just act different. I think they like that in us for similar reasons why when "Pedro" visits the States girls here flop to him.

[RetroKid]

Naw... I meant, take a break from the SRK. Two guys to one ap is enough.

A break isn't a bad idea. Go play some FE or something. This site isn't going anywhere.


I wish people stopped changing their fucking avatars. I hate reading names. Have a theme around your avatars at least so I don't have to guess who the hell is posting.

I'll go back to my old avatar just for you, buddy. Maybe.

[ShinAkumax]

I'll go back to my old avatar just for you, buddy. Maybe.

Yes.


I need to fucking move then.


No. Get a white chick. You are asian so this will be difficult. I wonder if you don't like anything but asian girls cause you are an asian guy. Asian guys are bottom tier in the scale on things. Unless you are like Cho Yan Fat, but that mother is cool as shit. Sour grapes perhaps? I don't know.

If you want an emotionally fulfilling relationship with a hot asian woman... I've never had that so I can't comment. I always see huge fat ass asian guys with blonde hair and gold chains smelling like expensive cologne with really hot bitches. Does that help? You are asian man, and a guy. That mean you SHOULD be able to get a top tear asian bitch no prob.

" Sometimes you gotta nail a few hood-rats. "

[Slide]

I'll go back to my old avatar just for you, buddy. Maybe.

Krista Allen AV Magazine please.

Peace.

[kcxj]

It seems like Kcxj only thinks about chicks. Damn nigga get a hobby.
Dungeons and Dragons with you then?

Sweet.

Can I be the gamemaster?

No. Get a white chick. You are asian so this will be difficult. I wonder if you don't like anything but asian girls cause you are an asian guy. Asian guys are bottom tier in the scale on things. Unless you are like Cho Yan Fat, but that mother is cool as shit. Sour grapes perhaps? I don't know.
I wish I saved some of those pics I got from the white girls now. One of the awesome ones actually put up a picture of herself bending over and her ass taking up the entire picture in one of her profile pics. :rofl:

Not that I care what anybody else thinks about me, but I don't settle for seconds or anything else that's not the highest tier possible.

I put in a lot of effort to maintain that high standard and care level that I'm at myself, so I would be disrespecting the most important person in my life if I ever settled for something I didn't really want "just because".

I'd be permanently crippling my inner game, and any future chances with Asian 8's through 10's, because women, regardless of ethnicity, are extremely smart, perceptive, and can smell even the tiniest hint of desperation from a mile away. Evolution has genetically programmed it into their DNA, and only an idiot argues with science.

I wouldn't feel good about myself afterwards if I actually did anything with one of those hood rats that have e-mailed me first, so better to maintain my discipline and only pursue the women that I KNOW I want instead.

[abacabb]

No, not really. I do think about chicks but i also think about other shit. From what I gather from your post is that every moment of your life all you do is think about chicks and how to get with them.

[phae]

@KC: I'm gonna break it down for you. Right now. Nice and simple, cut and dry.
YOU DO NOT KNOW LOVE GET A FUCKING BLOG TO RAMBLE ABOUT HOW YOU LIKE [INSERT GIRL] EVERY FUCKING WEEK, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. That shit is sickening. You're like some crazy ass stalker that ONLY cares about girls. You reek of fucking desperation.

@Million: I have lost most of my jelly due to dieting. However, there's a bit left in me.

[JackTenrac!]

A break isn't a bad idea. Go play some FE or something. This site isn't going anywhere.


Played some BOF and beat the crap out of Fou Lu's bitch. He didn't even put up a fight on the third run. Wiped out the first flank and suffered at the hands of my B squad. Ass didn't stand a chance against my methodology...pimp-slapped by my sexy recovery skills. I succeeded.







...only to realize that I'll be spending the long weekend alone.

[Roxie]

I've known from experience that it's a FACT that women hate each other for no reason. Even girls that are friends... they secretly hate and are resentful of each other regardless of what they say on the outside.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Sorry but no. All women do not hate each other.
What you present is not a fact, but a generalization



I do want sex and to spend emotionally fullfilling time with a female, but only with the ones I find extremely attractive.
Let me tell you something. You will never have a fullfilling time with a female (or anyone else for that matter) if you're constantly trying to manipulat them. Until you do consider her feelings like she's (going for fucking long shot) human, then it's always going to come up short.

Unless it's really your manipulation over another person that you find fullfilling.

[RaishinX]

@KC: I'm gonna break it down for you. Right now.

Hah! If you're not some all-girl, Asian urban sorority then you probably won't break down anything to KCXJ.

[JackTenrac!]

11:33pm

Why am I still in the den?
:sad:

[Rico!]

while we're all on the subject of kcxj: have you ever had a girlfriend since you started posting all your stories here and on your blog?

[Million]

damn...my ol' cousin married a ridiculously HOT ass piece Goddess-Tier woman. I really didn't see a flaw...and the visual of those legs today...and her skirt...and how careful she was with the skirt...I almost saw right up it when she got in the car...this has truly been a great day. Him and pretty much the rest of that entire side of the family are in town since my other cuz graduated med school today.

dammit...I'll be thinking about her legs for the rest of the night, for sure. Seriously, we're talking about someone who is at least on the same level of overall hotness as that singer Tamia....in fact, that's a good description. Imagine Tamia, but with perfectly dark hair(Tam has light brown, usually). Well, one thing...she could stand to have a bit more Booty™ content. The backside was a little lacking....but everywhere else was amazing....near perfection.

[Azrael]

I'm alone at an internet cafe now, so I can't speak for my girlfriend (she'll probably drop by later), but as for who Japan thinks is hot...

-- Ebi-chan (http://www.platon.co.jp/~kitt/archives/image/s-ebipuri.jpg) - This girl is THE SHIT right now in Japan. Women and men alike think she's the height of cuteness. ...Personally, I don't like that type and can't see past the makeup.

-- Misaki Ito (http://blogimg.goo.ne.jp/user_image/3d/a2/685e1cfbbe5a29777432794b671738ea.jpg) - The Densha Otoko girl, she did another drama with moderate success, and is still in a lot of ads for Vodafone and makeup and what not. She was the "it" girl before Ebi-chan.

-- Ai Otsuka (http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/B000BTUG1I.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg) - One of the current pop sensations, let me tell you, she's not popular because of her singing ability (or, honestly, lack thereof). Here a rather interesting album cover of hers. (http://img.7andy.jp/bks/images/i7/08249737.jpg)

There's some others, but I'm too lazy at the moment to look them up.

For the girl kcxj posted - by Japanese standards, she's really just average, if not below. You can see where she's covering up blotchy red skin with a lot of makeup. I showed the pic to one of my American friends who also lives here and he had the same assessment - average if not a bit below.

Keep in mind that Japanese women are an image above all else. The three girls I've posted above...that's a look carefully crafted with a lot of makeup and careful lighting, and occasional airbrushing. For idols/av/porn stars, add photoshop to the mix. I personally really hate the look of Ebi-chan/Ai Otsuka (I really dislike the dyed hair and pound of makeup thing). I would be more into the look of Misaki Ito, but even then there's probably a lot of makeup helping that along as well.

EDIT - if the links don't work, try and copy and paste, or just google search it.

EDIT 2 - Why my gf is "posting" at all...

Sometimes when she's over, I still browse SRK. She once asked me what I was looking at, so I just showed her a few threads (w/translation). This was one thread I happened to show her, and she became interested in kcxj's posts, especially why he was so into Japanese women.

[tondashocka]

I just accidentally swallowed my own penis... WHOOPS!

[*InVeRs3*]

This pisses me off.....

"I'm fat!!! No one likes me because I'm fat!!!"

I hate it when skinny people say that. They just want to hear that they're skinny. These people need to be punched.

[tondashocka]

This pisses me off.....

"I'm fat!!! No one likes me because I'm fat!!!"

I hate it when skinny people say that. They just want to hear that they're skinny. These people need to be punched.


Yea Inverse, I'd just love to flop out my beer belly and smack 'em in the face and all of the people around would vomit.

[TheSix]

/Drives up to stop light with stereo volume rather high -


When this Boy Meets World
Boy Meets World
Wandering down this road, that we call life
Is what we're doin'
It's good to know I have friends that will always
Stand by me
When this Boy Meets World.

Looks from people in others cars and looks from friends= :confused: :confused: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :wasted: :lovin: :confused: :confused: :clap: :tdown: :pray:

Yeah, I love when that happens.

[Dangerous J]

I actually have driven w/the Transformers theme blaring and gotten whistles, and a "yeah" once.

[kcxj]

I just had the best night at work I've had all month.

I had no idea that Vietnamese women could be so sexually attractive and beautiful. Anyway, big C-cup titties (the two women I always talk about how I'm in love with are only A-cup), high status style and body language like me (she sits back and chills the fuck out like she owns the place), and most importantly, ass and hips that look like this (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Untitled-4134.jpg).

She was eyeing me.

(Is this for real? A dorky video game nerd guy like me who was scared of girls not just 6 months ago?)

... continued on the LJ.

[kcxj]

-- Ebi-chan (http://www.platon.co.jp/~kitt/archives/image/s-ebipuri.jpg) - This girl is THE SHIT right now in Japan. Women and men alike think she's the height of cuteness. ...Personally, I don't like that type and can't see past the makeup.

-- Misaki Ito (http://blogimg.goo.ne.jp/user_image/3d/a2/685e1cfbbe5a29777432794b671738ea.jpg) - The Densha Otoko girl, she did another drama with moderate success, and is still in a lot of ads for Vodafone and makeup and what not. She was the "it" girl before Ebi-chan.

-- Ai Otsuka (http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/B000BTUG1I.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg) - One of the current pop sensations, let me tell you, she's not popular because of her singing ability (or, honestly, lack thereof). Here a rather interesting album cover of hers. (http://img.7andy.jp/bks/images/i7/08249737.jpg)

There's some others, but I'm too lazy at the moment to look them up.

For the girl kcxj posted - by Japanese standards, she's really just average, if not below. You can see where she's covering up blotchy red skin with a lot of makeup. I showed the pic to one of my American friends who also lives here and he had the same assessment - average if not a bit below.

Ebi-chan looks like a white girl. I don't like her.

Hey, I have Ai Otsuka on my myspace list. She's alright. Pretty cute. I didn't know she was that popular though. I've seen that album cover before... :rofl::rofl:. So THAT'S the woman. I didn't even know when I friend requested her. I just saw a pretty woman on one of my other friends' lists. Look at this (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/275160536_l.jpg) picture.

I probably didn't find enough pics of her, but Misaki Ito isn't cute enough from me. She's rail thin and her face is all thin like a Westerners.

... I just realized why the heck am I caring about a woman's opinion on the girls that I find attractive? Even though I respect what she thinks, I'm the one that's attracted to the woman. Not her. I also truly appreciate the advice on things I can do to improve myself and make myself more attractive... but really, who's to say who I should or shouldn't like other than myself?

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I think Az's girl is being too nice to me and wants me to find the right woman to settle down and get married with.

I'm not looking for that.

I'm looking to enjoy life and date as many woman as humanly possible until I find the one that I do like.

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Anyway, that online Japanese woman is a cutie pie. I love her anyway regardless of what anybody else says.

[Azrael]

I don't understand the "bad, dangerous" girls comment either.
Ah...where to start?

They are selfish, shallow, immature vapid whores. They are terribly self-centered - all that matters is what they want, when they want it, and they will pout and whine until they get their way. They are only concerned with makeup and fashion - they would never leave the house, even for a medical emergency, unless they were properly dressed and made up (and this is a 90 minute process at the very least). As such, they are terribly stupid.

If you date one, they will expect constant presents from you/monetary shows of affection. ...And we're not talking cheap shit here. Despite your ever-flowing wallet, they WILL cheat on you the second they find a guy that tickles their interest in the slightest way. If, God forbid, you marry one, she will NOT work, only sap your finances to continue to support their dependency on expensive makeups and clothes. She may work a part-time job, but only to help supplement her own accessory budget.

...My ex was one of these girls. God forgive my stupidity. Dating her drained me emotionally and financially - that relationship cost me, no joke, thousands of dollars. Even more than the money, what she did to me hurt me more than all the nights I used to spend alone wondering why women didn't like me, except times ten.

I'm pretty sure I've typed this out before, but I'll say it again - Japanese girls aren't worth it. There's this stereotype/image that Japanese girls love foreigners, and to an extent, that's true - for white guys. The game gets EXCEPTIONALLY HARDER if you are not white. Lots of people think I have it made cause I'm black, and while I could throw on some FUBU and fuck the hip-hop heads endlessly, these girls are by and large the vapid whores I described above, and just not worth it. To the average Japanese girl, at a first glance I'm nothing more than frightening - despite the fact that I never wear hip-hop fashions, don't own an ounce of bling-bling, and actually speak Japanese.

I'm not gonna mince words with you, as an Asian-American it would be 10 times harder. ...Japanese people don't like the Chinese/Koreans (the feelings are mutual). It isn't outright, blatant hate, but the Japanese just feel that they are the "superior Asian". You have to realize that not every Japanese girl is willing to date foreigners, and then if she were, why would she want to date an Asian foreigner?

There are girls who want to date foreigners, but many of them are only in it for free English lessons and a possible green card. Many of them are the vapid whores from above. Some girls will just do it out of curiousity/for the experience ("Hey, I've fucked a foreigner!"), while keeping a serious Japanese boyfriend in the background. Many guys come to Japan and think it's some kind of paradise cause they get these girls throwing themselves at them, but they don't realize that these girls suck absolute ass. Out of the girls you would actually want to date, you MUST realize that very few of them would actually have a mind to date a foreigner. The common image of us foreigners is that we are here on a study abroad or on some English teaching gig, will stay and do our thing for a few years, and then leave. ...Which is true for the most part. And not every girl is willing to just up and leave her home country. You yourself have said you have no interest in living in Japan. Maybe not all Japanese girls are willing to just up and relocate to America? This goes quadruple if she doesn't speak English.

And, even if you somehow find a girl who doesn't mind dating a foreigner and wouldn't mind leaving the only country she's known for her entire life, you're going to have to find one who also speaks English. English speakers are few and far between here. "I'll just learn Japanese" you say, but that is FAR easier said than done. My current girl is great...and she speaks NO English. I have four years of university and 2+ years of living here behind me, and there is NO WAY I'd be able to have this relationship with anything less.

[Murt!]

@KC: I'm gonna break it down for you. Right now. Nice and simple, cut and dry.
YOU DO NOT KNOW LOVE GET A FUCKING BLOG TO RAMBLE ABOUT HOW YOU LIKE [INSERT GIRL] EVERY FUCKING WEEK, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. That shit is sickening. You're like some crazy ass stalker that ONLY cares about girls. You reek of fucking desperation.



. . . So I guess the ignore button is out of the question, huh?

[mr. newbie]

what if shes from here?
az

[*InVeRs3*]

I actually have driven w/the Transformers theme blaring and gotten whistles, and a "yeah" once.

You are my hero.

[kcxj]

. . . So I guess the ignore button is out of the question, huh?
She was on my ignored list already, but I unfortunately read her post after you just quoted it.

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My reply (even though I'd really be better off if I didn't even waste my time):

Classy. This coming from a waste of life, attention whore like yourself? I'll let you give me advice once you find the motivation to get off your ass and take care of yourself first.

[Ne0phyte]

Oh my God, this thread is still going.

[VG Emblem]

Oh my God, this thread is still going.
Holy shit. YOU LIVE!

Where have you been gone all this time?
And don't worry, I will make sure this thread NEVER dies.

[*InVeRs3*]

I'm alone at an internet cafe now, so I can't speak for my girlfriend (she'll probably drop by later), but as for who Japan thinks is hot...

-- Ebi-chan (http://www.platon.co.jp/~kitt/archives/image/s-ebipuri.jpg) - This girl is THE SHIT right now in Japan. Women and men alike think she's the height of cuteness. ...Personally, I don't like that type and can't see past the makeup.

-- Misaki Ito (http://blogimg.goo.ne.jp/user_image/3d/a2/685e1cfbbe5a29777432794b671738ea.jpg) - The Densha Otoko girl, she did another drama with moderate success, and is still in a lot of ads for Vodafone and makeup and what not. She was the "it" girl before Ebi-chan.

-- Ai Otsuka (http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/B000BTUG1I.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg) - One of the current pop sensations, let me tell you, she's not popular because of her singing ability (or, honestly, lack thereof). Here a rather interesting album cover of hers. (http://img.7andy.jp/bks/images/i7/08249737.jpg)

There's some others, but I'm too lazy at the moment to look them up.

For the girl kcxj posted - by Japanese standards, she's really just average, if not below. You can see where she's covering up blotchy red skin with a lot of makeup. I showed the pic to one of my American friends who also lives here and he had the same assessment - average if not a bit below.

Keep in mind that Japanese women are an image above all else. The three girls I've posted above...that's a look carefully crafted with a lot of makeup and careful lighting, and occasional airbrushing. For idols/av/porn stars, add photoshop to the mix. I personally really hate the look of Ebi-chan/Ai Otsuka (I really dislike the dyed hair and pound of makeup thing). I would be more into the look of Misaki Ito, but even then there's probably a lot of makeup helping that along as well.

EDIT - if the links don't work, try and copy and paste, or just google search it.

EDIT 2 - Why my gf is "posting" at all...

Sometimes when she's over, I still browse SRK. She once asked me what I was looking at, so I just showed her a few threads (w/translation). This was one thread I happened to show her, and she became interested in kcxj's posts, especially why he was so into Japanese women.

one, two, three......EW.

Assuming they're organ donors, when they die they're bodies won't be shipped to your local college, or saving someone's life, No sir-ee!!! They'll be shipped to a toy store near you!!!

[Ne0phyte]

Holy shit. YOU LIVE!

Where have you been gone all this time?
And don't worry, I will make sure this thread NEVER dies.
I'm in the same places I've always been. I'm simply not okay with the feeling of having any addictions or even compulsions towards things... especially not Internet related things. So I just chilled out on SRK for a while, among other things I considered to be unhealthy habits.

I'm not going to look through any old posts, so how've you been? And everyone else for that matter.

[VG Emblem]

I'm in the same places I've always been. I'm simply not okay with the feeling of having any addictions or even compulsions towards things... especially not Internet related things. So I just chilled out on SRK for a while, among other things I considered to be unhealthy habits.

I'm not going to look through any old posts, so how've you been? And everyone else for that matter.
Hmm, that doesn't sound very fun. It's not an unhealthy habit as long as you like it, I tend to say.

It's been alright. Not much new, the good times will only begin again once summer rolls around. No more damn 7 hours of holding back on an insane urge to sleep for me!

[Ne0phyte]

Hmm, that doesn't sound very fun. It's not an unhealthy habit as long as you like it, I tend to say.

People like crack.

See it's happening already; I've already posted several times. La bonne nuit, tout le monde.

[Slide]

RetroKid: Thanks! You and Adam Warlock represent that!

Now i gotta put mine on a thumbdrive so i can put it on this site. Or maybe i have it uploaded on upl.silentwhisper.net

EDIT: Dag, i have others uploaded but i never put my own on there.

[TS]

Az- I'm surprised at those pics you posted of the 3 chicks...they look like...adults..?? I was expecting chicks pretendeding to be 15. I would assume the first one does the high-pitched squeaky voice thing, and the Third one looks a bit young, but the second one is cute.

Nice to see Japan isn't as bad as the rumors when it comes to the Christmas cake joke about being worthless after 25.
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Finally saw the Tip Drill music video. Fairly scandalous. I have this DVD recorder now, hopefully I can catch it next time it comes on...I was talking with a friend who doesn't have BET about how shady some of these late-night videos are, and it will amuse me to be able to present her with video evidence.

Best/worst song ever. The song is terrible, but the mysoginy is hillarious. "It must be yo' ass, 'cause it ain't yo face" repated x37. Awesome.

I hella deleted Windows from my old PC, and now it won't boot up. Was sporting Win 3.1 (KEEPING IT REAL), but was gonna install Win98...didn't work, so I fucked stuff up, really bad, and now I need to go d/l a floppy installation disk somewhere.

...more BET notes, In Living Color still the shit. Many of the jokes won't be understood by people who weren't around when they were relevant and new, but still funny. The newer eps ('96-97?) are less funy.

And there are straight-to-video dramas...they don't call them blockbusters...they call them BLACKbusters.


...fucking TIGHT.

I didn't even know I had BET until like a month ago, so I'm fascinated...

Nothing is Sound by Switchfoot is a good CD.

[VG Emblem]

People like crack.

See it's happening already; I've already posted several times. La bonne nuit, tout le monde.
And some people have no problems with it? Meh, I don't know. Different situations apply to every instance.


Damn your fancy foreign languages. They confuse me. Stupid dead languages that no one in the modern world normally knows...*kicks a can*.

[Azrael]

Az- I'm surprised at those pics you posted of the 3 chicks...they look like...adults..?? I was expecting chicks pretendeding to be 15. I would assume the first one does the high-pitched squeaky voice thing, and the second one looks a bit young, but the second one is cute. Nice to see Japan isn't as bad as the rumors when it comes to the Christmas cake joke about being worthless after 25.
...It kind of sort of is though. In the real world, if a girl is 25 with no boyfriend or at least someone she can potentially marry, she starts freaking out big time. And the guys really do like them young. It's just kind of bad.

Remember these aren't MY personal favorites, no no. They're simply the top 3 women in Japan right now (rough estimate, but probably accurate....Ebi-chan is DEFINITELY #1). The third one (Ai Otsuka) does do the whole squeaky voice/bounce around like a 13 year old thing. She annoys me, especially because she's shown that she can actually carry a tune and sing a decent song every now and then, but what boosts her up to fame is the whiny 13-year old shit.

Of the three, I'd probably be more inclined towards the second (Misaki Ito) as I said before. But I REALLY dislike the celebs/idols/whatever because it's all just not true. You will NEVER see that walking around on the street, nor does it actually exist once you take away all the makeup and camera angles/lighting.

Oh, BTW, my gf's pick for a beautiful actress would be Koyuki (the actress from The Last Samurai). (http://wiki.d-addicts.com/static/images/3/3f/Koyuki.jpg) I didn't think she was so hot at first, but she has REALLY grown on me - there's something natural about her which most other actresses in Japan sorely lack.

[Mechanica]

My current girl is great...and she speaks NO English.
Haha, am I the only one that thinks that's cool? >_>

[Million]

Koyuki --eh...nope. She's just "eh" status...at least going on that one face shot.

Ebi-chan --yeah, I can understand her being #1 there. That one pic was a damn good first impression for me...she's very cute. I may google some pics later. (*heh, that's how much Google has dominated the net. People don't even use the word "search" sometimes...they actually use the name "Google" as a verb! "Just google __, and you'll find it in seconds" <---that's amazing success, there.)

The others...ehhhh...notsogood. I can't even remember them already. That's bad if I've already forgotten them just in the time it took to go back to this page and make the post.

The hottest asians I've ever seen:
G4's THE OLIVIA™, Olivia Munn. I was ready, and fully prepared to just quit watching Attack of the Show once Sarah Lane was leaving...and then they brought out their trump card; THE OLIVIA™. This goddess has instantly become the #1 elite on the network. I loved Sarah's cuteness factor....but Olivia is one hell of a "replacement". She's so hot it makes me want to destroy something out of pure sexual frustration.
Aki Kawamura
Zhang Ziyi --probably the pinnacle of Cute. She's so adorable it's actually mesmerizing. It's not just the look, either...the way she talks and carries herself...just her overall presentation/persona...I could fall pathetically easy for someone like that.
Cheiko Shiratori <--I still have wallpapers I made of this one. She's in one of the "Zero Woman" movies...I think that's the name...but I saw her on the net just randomly searching. Her tits/nipples are absolutely spectacular, imo...and the series of pics I have of her are actually artsy AND hot at the same time!

This one random broad from the old T-Angle site, "Sanae". She had some nice thickness from the waist down....her and "Aoi"....and of course, due to the nature of the site, they had extremely short skirts on, or just plain hot outfits. Their vids are still some of the hottest upskirt vids I've ever seen. I still watch them regularly.

I miss T-Angle so much. I've even searched around the net for alternate names like Tangle.net or T_Angle or T-Angle.com, T-Angle.org, Try-Angle, etc....hoping that it simply moved to a new URL rather than disappear...all to no avail. They were on a particularly awesome series of Sanae vids when they vanished too....making the disappearance even more tragic, and hard-hitting for me. :sad: I still remember the pain...that slow realization(after several weeks of coming back, hoping they were just temporarily down) that it was, in fact, GONE from the net.....you could imagine I had a Darth Vader moment of "noooOOOOOoooooo"
*edit again--just tried "angle-t.net". Nothing. Not a damn thing. :sad:

[JackTenrac!]

Oh my God, this thread is still going.

<3 :lovin: Neo!

Bear is Bear. Still bear here, and thanks for asking, dear. Hey...Damn, she went to bed.
:sweat:

- Koyuki as Tak? Yeah, she was something. Probably the most naturally beautiful that Cruise has ever co-acted with on screen.

- Wow on Az. How good that is, but how did she speak to your parents? Did you translate and butcher the words on purpose a la broken telephone style?

- as stated before, TS, BET is like any other cheap trend-whore thrill. It repeats itself. Minus Soul Food, which is HBO, but great decision on

[Azrael]

- Wow on Az. How good that is, but how did she speak to your parents? Did you translate and butcher the words on purpose a la broken telephone style?
I translated sometimes, but she's doing her best to learn English now, and used what she knew with the help of her electronic dictionary. I gave my mom my electronic dictionary, and the two of them were able to carry on with a electronic dictionary convo. :bgrin: They're both pretty big American Idol fans, so they talked a lot about that. She even calls my mom sometimes to talk about the latest developments (as soon as Mom wakes up, the gf wants to call to talk about Chris getting the boot).

[Dangerous J]

Azrael,

I'm curious about the regular, everyday Japanese woman. Do they generally look like the actress who played Sakura in that Street Fighter pron which you reviewed or are they a middle ground between her and those idols you just posted?

Another thing, why is SRK so hord up for Azn punani and outright dismisses black chicks/latins outright? I know the animeophiles are vocal, but surely everyone doesnt think so. Im a "love all" type of guy;am i in the minority here?

[Adam Warlock]

I'll go back to my old avatar just for you, buddy. Maybe.
Oh shit! Revival???

[arcticninja]

Oh my God, this thread is still going.



bahahhahaha McChicken

[Rico!]

Another thing, why is SRK so hord up for Azn punani and outright dismisses black chicks/latins outright? I know the animeophiles are vocal, but surely everyone doesnt think so. Im a "love all" type of guy;am i in the minority here?

while I may have dated a few chinese fobs lately, in the end what I want is a nice white girl.

I have this inner fear of marrying an asian girl simply because of how fast those wrinkles start setting in... of course I have seen some exceptions but those are so few and far between.

If I ever get a rican girl, she better really fucking stand out in some way because I'm tired of these generic loud mouth whores that live around my way.

but yeah, i love a hot girl regardless of race :lovin:

[Slide]

Oh shit! Revival???

Revival!

[phae]

Ahah man.. I was at CoSM last night.. it's on the same block as Club Spirit, a Scores, and some other shit.. it's like a fucking meat market.

Why was I out in the middle of the street (they close off the street at midnight so it's only foot traffic allowed, except for cop cars and ambulances and such) with a friend, tripping on acid..

and making fun of what the fuck people were wearing.

We complimented the ones that looked ok.. but god damn it was just either ghetto fabulous or guidos from Brooklyn with a pink polo on. Just because they make it in pink don't mean your dumb ass needs to be WEARING it.

I think at one point in the night I was screaming for the women to go get a burger or some shit.. just too many skinny bitches.

[RetroKid]

Oh shit! Revival???

Hell yeah.

EDIT: Man, this thread is sorta whack now since kcjddfsax-whatever keeps posting up every detail of his creepy life. I'm gonna jump ship to the Late Night thread for bullshit posts. Who's coming with me, man?[/Brian from Half Baked]

[JackTenrac!]

I translated sometimes, but she's doing her best to learn English now, and used what she knew with the help of her electronic dictionary. I gave my mom my electronic dictionary, and the two of them were able to carry on with a electronic dictionary convo. :bgrin: They're both pretty big American Idol fans, so they talked a lot about that. She even calls my mom sometimes to talk about the latest developments (as soon as Mom wakes up, the gf wants to call to talk about Chris getting the boot).
- hahaha. Steve Hawkins mirror match.

- RetroKid, you fool! Look what you've done! He'll know! Now, he'll talk about his HAARD nights there, too!

[RetroKid]

Nah, he wouldn't bother because he already has an audience (if he even has one) here in this thread. The peeps in the Late Night thread would tell him to shut the fuck up and go back to his Live Journal.

...And I'm out.

[*InVeRs3*]

KCXJ is bloofy-light.

[kcxj]

I just realized I eat the same thing every single day. I go to the sushi buffet by myself, say hi to the girls there, the manager say, "Hey, buddy.", and then I eat two plates of this (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/lunch.jpg).

We were driving somewhere together a couple days ago, when my girl "S" asked me why do I go eat by myself? She's actually the third woman that has asked me that question this month.

I tell them, "Because I like it."

The other two looked at like I was some kind of weirdo and didn't talk to me after that. This woman suggested that I should call her next time I'm going though. I told her, "No", of course. Because I go where I want to go, and I'd be giving her control of the situation (and my balls on a plate) if I let her decide to take over my personal life like that.

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My fortune cookie gave me good advice today. It says...

"Don't just think. Act!"

That's so true. Next time you see something you want, don't think about how you "should" be doing it, finding a "better" time to do it, or any procrastination behavior like that. That nervousness, anxiety, tightness in the chest, and shakes that you get when you see a cute woman. THAT'S your body telling you it's time to CTA (Call To Action), and go talk to her NOW.

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I e-mailed this woman (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/pinky.jpg). She's Japanese and speaks perfect English. You can see the text I wrote to her on the LJ.

I e-mailed her (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/nannansky.jpg) too. She's actually 30, but she wrote she's looking for "activity partners or casual dating". Score! Same as me. :bgrin: Anyway, the subject of the e-mail I sent was "Hey bad girl".

I'm diggin this (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/zzangsh12.jpg) woman for some reason. I have no idea why, because she's definitely the homeliest online woman I've come accross yet, but I'm finding her sexually attractive. I think it's the round face and the short hair that I like. She's been checking out my profile these past few days (her name keeps popping up to first on my list of "who's looking at you"), so I'm going to wait to see if she says anything to me.

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Az's girl sent me a PM full of juicy info. Included was a link to a Japanese clothing/style website. E-bay, here I come. :rofl:

She told me to smile too.

To tell the truth, I used to have depression, so I'm actually not very used to smiling, but here's (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/smile.jpg) my best effort. I don't know if I look comfortable and natural enough doing it (possibly creepy again), but it's nothing practice can't fix I hope.

The only thing I didn't like that she told me (although I'm a man, and I need to suck it up and accept the truth), is that the impression I give to her is that I'm a "person that does his homework". Not the bad boy or cute guy impression that girls find attractive.

She's telling me I'm a brain, not a penis. Well... that sucks. It hurts my feelings a little, because I'm not just one or the other. I'm both! At least I know something else I need to work on now though.

Anyway, Az's girl:

Domo arigatou again for taking the time to give me the feedback I desire. I will sincerely put the advice you gave me to good use.

[Hellion]

I told her, "No", of course. Because I go where I want to go, and I'd be giving her control of the situation (and my balls on a plate) if I let her decide to take over my personal life like that.

She's telling me I'm a brain, not a penis. Well... that sucks. It hurts my feelings a little, because I'm not just one or the other. I'm both! At least I know something else I need to work on now though.

Don't relationships that work and last 20+ years depend on couples using the "give and take" system? Slowly but surely it seems the point the finger and say "Cook Woman" system is dying out (if not completely done already).

About the brain bit, well, when we all get older and are restricted to viagra (or whatever else they come up with, God, everyone kill themselves before those days) that's basically all you're going to be.
An alert brain in a decaying shell (with possible brain degradation due to misuse), unless you do whatever it takes to stay fitter than, say 80% of the country (wild guess)

[VG Emblem]

KCXJ is bloofy-light.
Co-Sign.

[Roxie]

REVIVAL!!

[maxx]

Co-Sign.

u only say that cuz someone suggested u were the new bloofy.

[VG Emblem]

u only say that cuz someone suggested u were the new bloofy.
Umm, how the hell do I resemble Bloofy at all?

I'm not the one posting creepy stuff about "love" on here.

[maxx]

Umm, how the hell do I resemble Bloofy at all?

I'm not the one posting creepy stuff about "love" on here.

no you just annoy 99% of srk.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

It's really your manipulation over another person that you find fullfilling.

It's about time somebody pointed out the obvious.

[Tantin]

KCXJ is quite possibly the creepiest person I know. And I know a woman who's goal in life is to have lesbian sex with a corpse.

[Million]

^now that's interesting. Is she actually for real? And...just how dead are we talking about? I'd assume she wants to fuck a freshly dead woman....as opposed to someone who's completely rotted out and tough with rigor mortis.

Within the category of necrophiles....the people who want to fuck the real, hardcore "dead for a long time" corposes...those are the real wackjobs. It's more normal to want a freshly dead person...like if I happened to be right there on the scene and saw Halle Berry just dropped dead for no reason at all....and then I notice no one is around...

cheese/chicken/mashed potatoes at KFC. This is easily the most disgusting thing I've ever seen at a fast food restaurant. Cheese, chicken, corn, mashed potatoes, and gravy...all mixed into a bowl?! What the fuck? WHAT the fuck?

*another pleasure of living on my own---I had cake for breakfast today. Pound cake. And there was absolutely no one around to tell me I shouldn't do that.

[maxx]

KCXJ is quite possibly the creepiest person I know. And I know a woman who's goal in life is to have lesbian sex with a corpse.

two questions

1.what is that anime from in ur avatar

2. did u notice the noodles look creepy like that.

[VG Emblem]

no you just annoy 99% of srk.
That still doesn't overqualify me as the new Bloofy when compared to KCXJ.

[BudaFuka]

2. did u notice the noodles look creepy like that.

HAHAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHA..

[Tantin]

^

Yeah, I never really asked, but she's serious. She wants to know the person and have a relationship with them before hand, though. If you want, I'll ask her.

Stuff

Ouran Highschool Host Club.

And yes. Creepy noodles.

[Rico!]

cheese/chicken/mashed potatoes at KFC. This is easily the most disgusting thing I've ever seen at a fast food restaurant. Cheese, chicken, corn, mashed potatoes, and gravy...all mixed into a bowl?! What the fuck? WHAT the fuck?


Seriously, as if fried chicken isn't bad enough for you.

[Azrael]

It's more normal to want a freshly dead person...like if I happened to be right there on the scene and saw Halle Berry just dropped dead for no reason at all....and then I notice no one is around...

cheese/chicken/mashed potatoes at KFC. This is easily the most disgusting thing I've ever seen at a fast food restaurant. Cheese, chicken, corn, mashed potatoes, and gravy...all mixed into a bowl?! What the fuck? WHAT the fuck?
This was, without question, the most interesting paragraph transistion EVER.

[Shinto]

cheese/chicken/mashed potatoes at KFC. This is easily the most disgusting thing I've ever seen at a fast food restaurant. Cheese, chicken, corn, mashed potatoes, and gravy...all mixed into a bowl?! What the fuck? WHAT the fuck?




All thats left is the watermelon and then we will have a party:encore:
Past the Kool-aid:confused:

[JackTenrac!]

I'm probably the last to get the license to drive, but if I reach Wonderland, I get the license to thrill easily. Assassins get the license to kill without question. So did Bond. How about the license to grill and sell the golden child for under a bill? Better get Murphy.


Ghost Writer was pimptastic. At first, I thought it was an Elaine Benis spinoff for Seinfield. You know, her, Mr. Peterman, the generic drones of Peterman, Jerry once or twice, but a kid's show? that blew minds! Jamaal and Alex owned the entire crew, and the fact that he knew karate was dirty enough. Going through the entire show without putting the moves on Lenny, or busting a villian's nuts while letting the team crack a case from the desk wouldn't've sold it on so many levels. Why, PBS, fight against OG Power Rangers with Barney on at the same timeslot when you have Black Rangaaa powaaa on your show about mystery and literacture and something just like the rival show?

Ghost Writer writes: that's the guy. Right there. You do this, you can put him behind bars.
Jamaal writes on a fullscap: Ok GW.
Jamaal: Hey!
Thug: Nah, I ain't buyin' your girl guid--
Jamaal: Optic Ghost Writer Blast!

hey, he didn't hang around the arcade for nothing. I saw him playing X-MEN: The Arcade Game. He knows what he's doing.

[FistsofFury]

A lot of people I've talked to say a good way to get laid is to just be around the target while she is drunk. That always just seemed too strange to me, but really not too strange. I bet a lot of girls just use alcohol as a scapegoat at least once. The old 'I was drunk' excuse seems to fly.

Gender roles are strange. Picture this: You are at a party and some girl you don't know is in the corner just sitting to herself getting totally smashed. Like deliberate, progressive steps towards being tragically drunk.

What if it was a guy instead? Same demenor (keeping to himself, and just not stop drinking), same party same everything but the sex.

I bet most people would treat the person differently based on sex.
Is that how it is supposed to be done? Like for example if I was seeing the girl I would be keeping half an eye on her during the course of the party just to make sure she doesn't get into some shit. But I would just mentally shrugg the dude. Maybe look around if I'm bored to see if he's tried to start a fight or threw up.

There are some situations where men and women no doubt should be handled differently. Is the scenario I poorly described one of them?

[Million]

This is why alcohol is so great. It gives women such an easy excuse for letting some of their wild, "bad girl" behavior finally come out. She could flash the whole crowd and just blame it on being drunk. Heh, many of the Webshots pictures I've cum across will have some hot broad with her legs totally spread, or she's topless or something...and the caption is along the lines "..I was SO wasted.." <--yeah, sure...whatever you need to tell yourself, honey....we all know that's really your true bad girl tendencies coming out.

*y'know what would be one of the greatest "dark humor" moments ever? If some psychotic clown or whatever...threw pies in people's faces.....and then they drop dead...because it turns out these pies were actually laced with arsenic, or some other extremely dangerous toxin. If I were the real life version of DC's The Joker...I could see myself doing that. Come on, where's the real world "fun" version of a serial killer? Why do they all have to be so damn serious? The closest thing we got to a real Joker was John Wayne Gacy, but he didn't really play up the clown angle like he could've.

[FistsofFury]

This is why alcohol is so great. It gives women such an easy excuse for letting some of their wild, "bad girl" behavior finally come out. She could flash the whole crowd and just blame it on being drunk. Heh, many of the Webshots pictures I've cum across will have some hot broad with her legs totally spread, or she's topless or something...and the caption is along the lines "..I was SO wasted.." <--yeah, sure...whatever you need to tell yourself, honey....we all know that's really your true bad girl tendencies coming out.



Aye.

Society is really uncomfortable with the idea of women sleeping with whomever the hell they feel like. And doing it with a sound mind, judgement and not regretting it. Men have pretty much always had this license overall.

Has alcohol always been such a panty melter?

One thing we must realize (and we all know it anyway) women do have an assload of power in certain departments. Period. Like the 'mating game'. They are supposed to only sleep with select people that pass some sort of test proving themselves and the males just spend their whole lives proving themselves. But seeing a woman that just...sexes when she feels like with who she feels like..even guys she in a way doesn't even l