The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2 [Archive] - Page 33

Phil McFly

05-24-2006, 08:38 AM

kc I saw that edit dude. Calling them a 'dateless nerd'? Actually that isn't an insult from my perspective:

Dateless: Yes I am dateless, in the sense that I do not have any dates lined up. But that is good, because going out on dates fucking suck ass. 'Dates' are too formal, too awkward, and everyone is fucking faking on them. Just the simple act of calling it a 'date' implies the possibility of contrived phoniness...it is almost expected. I don't go out on dates, I spend time with girls that I'm interested in, and if they are interested too cool and if not I'll get over it because I can appreciate things without mind schemes to get it for myself. If I want to spend time with them at all I at least would like to be an associate of theirs. And I don't go out on dates because I don't do phoney shit and I don't chill with phonies. I'm not gonna take a chick to an expensive restaurant that I never go to and act like I'm a regular. I'm not going to seek to leave a specific impression or highten my attraction states. I'm just a nigga hanging out.

Nerd: Yeah I like nerdy shit. So the fuck what? I don't have to hide it or make excuses for it.

>>I'd love to hear a bunch of opinions about this<<

Opinion:

Amen. Don't go too far out of your way to be someone different to get someone who ain't gonna like you for you. As for dates... I've only been on a few... wow that's not all that fun. It feels more like an expensive interview at your cost if anything. I usually just like to hang out... then later when we become a lot more casual... "hey let's grab dinner it's on me". It makes going out and events and stuff so much more fun. You can both enjoy whatever you're doing togehter rather than wasting money not lookign at the band or enjoying your meal while you tiptoe around everything. I could write more but I'm goin out for a smoke.

-McFly

*InVeRs3*

05-24-2006, 10:06 AM

Shit, more random school rambling from VG:

I think my grade in History class can get to a B if I finish this project. If I don't I get a D. But it's hard as hell to write about this, since the subject is somewhat different from many websites due to it being sort of a legend. I need to write some narratives on The Battle of the Alamo. Not goin well, at all.

It's just that I'm tired as hell of essays due to my nearly 30 page report I just finished in. Which I didn't even do completely right. VG's fucking up. :sad:

EDIT:
Post 8000, awesomeness.

Since when did 12 year olds have to write 30 page report!?

JackTenrac!

05-24-2006, 11:33 AM

Just lost my best watch.

Dan?

05-24-2006, 11:37 AM

Just lost my best watch.

I'm a chrono-smith, I'll just forge you a new one.

JackTenrac!

05-24-2006, 11:43 AM

I'm a chrono-smith, I'll just forge you a new one.

Cool, just make sure you say please when pistol whip the Guess manufactuers.

Dan?

05-24-2006, 11:44 AM

Cool, just make sure you say please when pistol whip the Guess manufactuers.

Noted.

Oh, and how many spinners do you want on the hands?

Rico!

05-24-2006, 12:03 PM

Do you ever curse out inanimate objects? I know it sounds wierd but I'm always cursing out stairs. Slower than the fucking elevator...always square shaped...making me fucking sweat by the time i reach the 8th floor of the building...forget that shit if i have to carry something heavy.

Man, fuck stairs.

arcticninja

05-24-2006, 12:04 PM

"the top button fell off on my pants again, can't find a tailor man"*

*sung to the tune of "Better Man" by Pearl Jam

TheSix

05-24-2006, 12:41 PM

Why do old people insist on eating in at donut shops? I'll never understand it.

arcticninja

05-24-2006, 01:23 PM

speaking of old people....

So I've been going to the gym for like two weeks now. WTF is up with old men taking off their underwear in plain sight of everyone of the change room? Jesus, could you be a *little* more discrete about it? Last thing I need when I walk into the change room after a stressful day at work is a view of some 70 year old's balls.

So yeah, every time I work out, it's a different muscle group that hurts. I'm doing the same workouts each time though.

Today, my pecs and my shoulders hurt.

ShinAkumax

05-24-2006, 02:32 PM

Has anyone ever dealed pot?

Dan?

05-24-2006, 02:38 PM

Has anyone ever dealed pot?

No, but I'm sure some have dealt it.

ShinAkumax

05-24-2006, 02:44 PM

Sigh*

xjester

05-24-2006, 02:45 PM

Has anyone ever dealed pot?
Like in a poker game?

Shinto

05-24-2006, 02:51 PM

Speaking of donuts shop...why are the Arabs selling donuts now?

I always say Fuck Yo Couch!

bigpoppa

05-24-2006, 03:06 PM

Wacking to porno is good

JackTenrac!

05-24-2006, 03:15 PM

Sorry, but I really don't trust black women anymore unless I got a electric controller...

- My friend is not giving me my product and it's been 2 months. I don't really know what's going on, but it's pissing me off. And you really do not wish to deny Bear anything. I'll make your life a living hell. I know any and every form of communication. If you want to fuck with me, I'll call, e-mail, send mail, ANYTHING! I am beginning to dislike her. And possibly, I'll disown her when I get my stuff done. Nice way to jepordize our friendship, bitch. My little sister's getting up my ass. Also driving me nuts. Yelling, bitching, doing stupid crap! Like my mom cares. She's just driving me nuts. Every bitch is! I'm losing it! BREAK-OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Raps got first pick! Ya'ay!

kcxj

05-24-2006, 03:21 PM

I had a date with "AV girl" today. It felt pretty good.

I got my first response where the girl e-mailed first for the online dating too. She's not as attractive a girl as I was hoping she would be (she looks like a slutty hoodrat), but she is Asian, so sure... I guess... Still though... eh...

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I keep saying I'm going to quit this stupid fucking website, but I can't. I have so many homos on my ignored list, I'd might as well be talking to myself anyway.

Anyway, I like titties... a lot. I'm going to put a pair of titties as my avatar.

Opinion:

Amen. Don't go too far out of your way to be someone different to get someone who ain't gonna like you for you. As for dates... I've only been on a few... wow that's not all that fun. It feels more like an expensive interview at your cost if anything. I usually just like to hang out... then later when we become a lot more casual... "hey let's grab dinner it's on me". It makes going out and events and stuff so much more fun. You can both enjoy whatever you're doing togehter rather than wasting money not lookign at the band or enjoying your meal while you tiptoe around everything. I could write more but I'm goin out for a smoke.

-McFly
MCFLY! :rofl:

Sup bro. ECC this weekend. I'm trying to give Saturday and Monday away for my work, but it doesn't look it's going to happen. I'm definitely coming by on Sunday regardless though.

Dates are fun. Two cups of coffee --> $3.23. Anything else that happens from there, you can be smooth and make the girl pay also.

I haven't taken a girl out to dinner in 6 months, and last time I did, it costs $8 total for Chinese takeout (beef ho fun, free tea, and an order of dumplings).

Rico!

05-24-2006, 03:34 PM

She's not as attractive a girl as I was hoping she would be (she looks like a slutty hoodrat), but she is Asian, so sure... I guess... Still though... eh...

This is the first time i've ever heard of an asian guy with yellow fever

xjester

05-24-2006, 03:40 PM

I love microwave Burritoes.
...and asians.

Penguin

05-24-2006, 03:41 PM

Has anyone ever dealed pot?
I did, for 2 years...

Dangerous J

05-24-2006, 04:04 PM

who came up with the term skeet ?
some rapper I'm guessin
I just like sayin, "SKeet, skeet" when a hot chick is on TV.....

JackTenrac!

05-24-2006, 04:04 PM

^ Lil Jon.

http://www.mmodating.com

^ ...KoF:Dream Date 2006. The Koreans said it best when they co-hosted FIFA.

"Dreams come true!" :rofl:

TheSix

05-24-2006, 04:22 PM

There is no way for one second I would believe the females on that site are actually... female.

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http://www.kode5.com/homepage.php?page=foxhunt

Go vote.

xjester

05-24-2006, 04:24 PM

There is no way for one second I would believe the females on that site are actually female.
One can only dream....

JackTenrac!

05-24-2006, 05:10 PM

Az: What is up with the peace sign stuff some of those ladies from Japan do ever so much? is it some sort of code? No, Kang, I'm asking Az/Az's girl.:rofl:

Million

05-24-2006, 05:29 PM

yeah...that particular sign seems to be a big deal for some reason. It's used quite often with anime characters and even sentai shows.

*To Catch A Predator is on...it's like a "Where are they now?" edition. NBC has a winner here....this series always cracks me up. That one broad that always poses as the young girls and boys...yep. I would SO hit. She's cute in an odd way. heh, there' s midget! I already know his reason/motivation, pretty much. Come on, he's a midget. OF COURSE he's likely to resort to rape and trying to fuck young broads. He has absolutely no other hopes of pussy. I actually feel bad for him in a way....I usually feel bad for midgets/dwarves.

*I took a claim from a guy named "Mallory". A GUY...named MALLORY. Again, I say...what's up with naming your son girly names like that? "Shannon" is another one.

haha...what happened to Corvettes? They seem so played out these days. It's funny when an entire line of cars "goes out of style". I see a corvette now and think "wow...that's SO 1988.."

xjester

05-24-2006, 05:36 PM

Man, I love those pervs.

DropOff

05-24-2006, 05:56 PM

Lets give this thing a spin.

Oh hey internet, how ya been? I've been good. A little too good. Hey theres raph. A little too raph. I have come to the conclusion that I am just a unbelievable human being. I think it needs to be said. I am awsome, my self esteem is through the roof. I admit that there are plenty of people in the world that are better at everything than me. But I am too fucking happy. I cant stop smiling. That is why I am a winner. Because no matter how much I suck at things in reality, I will always be happier than the average young person in highschool.

It's not that I do nott care about my problems. I just dont let them bother me. I have no real reason to be happy, other than the fact that I am alive, and certain things bring extreme joy to me through out my day. I dont have a girl friend but thats ok. Im perfectly fine just being friends with girls. Im probably failing the majority of my classes in highschool. But it don' matta, I know that it's not because I'm dumb, but because Im lazy. It's my one glaring flaw. I lack motivation.

Maybe I just don't care about things enough. I should really put more effort into what I do. But I'm having to good of a time enjoying the springtime of my youth. I am young and happy. There is no one having a better time than me.

I hope other people in the world can live like me, because sad depressed and angry people are boring. Lighten up SRK.

FireisWet

05-24-2006, 06:03 PM

I love microwave Burritoes.
...and asians.

How do asians come out from the microwave? I usually grill mine.

xjester

05-24-2006, 06:04 PM

Im lazy, and its raining

Phil McFly

05-24-2006, 06:28 PM

MCFLY! :rofl:

Sup bro. ECC this weekend. I'm trying to give Saturday and Monday away for my work, but it doesn't look it's going to happen. I'm definitely coming by on Sunday regardless though.

Dates are fun. Two cups of coffee --> $3.23. Anything else that happens from there, you can be smooth and make the girl pay also.

I haven't taken a girl out to dinner in 6 months, and last time I did, it costs $8 total for Chinese takeout (beef ho fun, free tea, and an order of dumplings).

Awesome man... long time no see. No Mr Glory this time though. Whatever ... good shit... smooth said you wasn't goin... but glad to hear you are.

-McFly

Penguin

05-24-2006, 06:29 PM

zomg Fireiswet...

Lantis

05-24-2006, 06:45 PM

There's this show on this random cable channel called "Mad Money" which I think has something to do with the stock market. Damn, the guys in that show are fuckin' crazy. They scream "SELL SELL" and "BUY BUY" like fuckin' maniacs while wielding action figures for some reason. It's freakin' hilarious! :rofl:

Airthrow

05-24-2006, 07:01 PM

I'm gonna start studying for the SATs so I can enter University of Ateneo de Manila in the Philippines...I need to get really high on the test cus my grades in highschool BLEW. I have been out of highschool for 3 years now, anyone have any pointers? I've never taken the SAT before but I generally test well, I got 3rd in my school on the ASVAB.

Also, I suck at math.

Rico!

05-24-2006, 07:08 PM

get ready to write an essay!

Airthrow

05-24-2006, 07:11 PM

get ready to write an essay!

I'm actually very good at writing so the essay stuff doesn't scare me at all, it would probably be math and grammar shit like "Which is the adjectaverbonym in the sentence 'Finius McNealy's 1943 play had a blah blah", since I know proper English just fine, but I dunno what the incomplete Claus, other bullshit is. I just know what's right and what's wrong.

bigpoppa

05-24-2006, 08:47 PM

I enjoy having my balls tickled by a feather

Roxie

05-24-2006, 08:58 PM

Azrael

05-24-2006, 09:32 PM

Az: What is up with the peace sign stuff some of those ladies from Japan do ever so much? is it some sort of code?
I have no idea. Popular belief is that it started right after WWII, and is a imitation of Churchill.

Now, it's just a thing that everybody does. If you are in front of a camera, you throw up the peace sign. The end. If you don't, what's wrong with you, you sicko? It even gets to us foreigners - I'll be posing for a pic and feel an irrestible urge to throw up the peace sign.

maxx

05-24-2006, 09:36 PM

monbaby

05-24-2006, 09:53 PM

Lol...

I always throw up a peace sign...

Saying hello goodbye or whatever...

As far as posing for a picture though....

There will be no peace signs ...

Unless it's behind someones head...

VG Emblem

05-24-2006, 09:57 PM

Because it has come to my attention that the official YTMND thread sucks and is devoid of conversation, I present to the council this:

http://anisong.ytmnd.com/

Can't...stop...listening....

maxx

05-24-2006, 10:06 PM

lol@ canada getting shit on for the immigration. daily show was too good tonight though may be a rerun..not sure.

"canadians are coming here to make a better living and get better health care"

that statement should have ended the segment right there....lol canadians coming here for healthcare.

BREAKING NEWS...I PASSED ART HISTORY 2!!
11.272.A History of Art II E. Perry 1.0 D
11.312.A Drawing II J. Anderson 1.0 B-
71.110.B Intro to Visual Communication R. Alter 1.0 B

i dont care its a d...i passsseeeddd. fuck you, you dirty requirement! Slackers win again! Honestly...i shouldnt have passed it...seriously...failed every test...god is watching over me for some unknown reason. everything i did in that class should not have allowed me to pass. I know i failed that final i know it....it wouldnt make sense for me to have passed.

wow

in total shock right now...i passed.

Azrael

05-24-2006, 11:14 PM

So I moved my site to GaijinSmash.net on Tucker Max's Festering Ass Network. And now people are hating on me for it hardcore. Apparently, I'm a sellout now.

The site was already mad popular, but it wasn't going anywhere. It would be awesome if I could use it as a jumping point to become a professional author, or even just one book. That wasn't happening the way things were. I had one book agent contact me, and things didn't work out between us. Otherwise it was just peeps asking me random questions about Japan any Google search could have answered.

The move expands my exposure and puts me into contact with people who can get the book made. It's also good for the readers - regular, consistant updates and the fact that it will continue on past August (I was just going to end it before). The only thing you have to get past are a layout you may not apparently like and some ads. I was sort of hoping people would understand that.

Turns out they don't.

VG Emblem

05-24-2006, 11:19 PM

maxx

05-24-2006, 11:22 PM

JackTenrac!

05-25-2006, 04:02 AM

I have no idea. Popular belief is that it started right after WWII, and is a imitation of Churchill.

Now, it's just a thing that everybody does. If you are in front of a camera, you throw up the peace sign. The end. If you don't, what's wrong with you, you sicko? It even gets to us foreigners - I'll be posing for a pic and feel an irrestible urge to throw up the peace sign.

:wonder:
lol @ women would like to impersonate a deceased, old, respected war veteran.

A good site move on your behalf, professionally. You generate alot of comments just by stating that you are an American teacher working in Japan. Ad-wise, it's a nice setup for you. A little change in the pocket? besides that, it's your work. If they can't make the effort to look, then, that's their problem.

Hope you do get a book out. It would be a good piece of outlook.

lol @ biggu dikku!

- The neighbours are building the "shed" still. They've been doing it for weeks, but just looking on at the dedication makes me want to do something as ambitious. They work day and night on this alledged project. I'd stick my head out of my window just to glance at the product. The dood's a construction worker/army vet who's quite cheerful. He is heading it up. Thought I'd never appreciate such work. Serves me correct for living with hens. All my mom does is badmouth the concept, thinking that it is an act of showboatism(nobody on the block has a shed), but hell, I do not think that was it.

Quite an execellent display of force. If I move away before it's done, I'll probably come back just to see it and the best neighbours I ever had in this lifetime.

Azrael

05-25-2006, 04:14 AM

i was unaware moving a website was a sign of selling out?
Neither was I. But check out the comments - I'm the villain of the week now.

RoninChaos

05-25-2006, 04:28 AM

Neither was I. But check out the comments - I'm the villain of the week now.

Fuck em. I posted my own comment. You'll know which one it is.

Penguin

05-25-2006, 05:14 AM

Neither was I. But check out the comments - I'm the villain of the week now.
Thank god none of your forum goers find there ways here.

Bowling Pin

05-25-2006, 05:50 AM

SRKers I want to work creatively with:

ESCPlan/SPAC: They've got this insane sense of humor, and actually work pretty hard. They have a deep understanding of the SRK spirit and I'd love to write something with them one day.

ViciousSLASH: Edgy, stylized artwork + also brutally hillarious. I'd like to write FOR his art.

Adam Warlock: Intelligent and brutally hillarious. I would like to co-write with him.

Azrael: More wholesome version of the above.

Rico!

05-25-2006, 06:42 AM

I always had a hunch that black people might be the majority on SRK. Maybe asians? *shrug* just a thought.

JackTenrac!

05-25-2006, 06:48 AM

I always had a hunch that black people might be the majority on SRK.
Dem fightin' wordsss![/dumb joke referring to the website. ]

Shinto

05-25-2006, 06:52 AM

Dem fightin' wordsss!

LOL

umm Another day another dollar:rolleyes:

arcticninja

05-25-2006, 07:22 AM

FistsofFury

05-25-2006, 07:52 AM

Dan?

05-25-2006, 09:01 AM

Personally I'd love to do a graphic novel with you. Just one shot tell a whole story beginning to end. I can't draw though.

I would like to create a bio-dome with you on the moon where we would be the caretakers for an intergalactic zoo. I can't raise that much money or geta degree in aerospace engineering though.

I was forced to play the WoW boardgame last night. There are a few moments in my life where I thought to myself "If I had to do this for the rest of eternity or just die right now, I'd rather drop dead" and that was definitely one of them. Ugh: http://www.boardgamegeek.com/game/17223 During the course of the game one of the girls in the gaming group (we all get together on Wednesday nights to chill and play board games, much to the chagrin of those nearby who don't enjoy hearing raccous laughter) asked me for my number while I was playing WoW. It just seemed that, of all the times for a girlt o want my digits, shoving a little plastic Leeam the Zombie Warlock figure around the board while casting magic missiles and fighting random trolls would not be one of them. Go figure.

I want a wallaper with articninja on it. pixXx?

arcticninja

05-25-2006, 09:23 AM

how bout this? (http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/1456/nassim8xt.jpg)

Dan?

05-25-2006, 09:27 AM

how bout this? (http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/1456/nassim8xt.jpg)

That's a very wholesome pic.[/Fappimus Maximus]

xjester

05-25-2006, 09:55 AM

Is it healthier when your pee is really yellow or really clear?

kcxj

05-25-2006, 10:28 AM

Silent Hill was a nerdy movie. I wasn't scared at all and it was mostly just excessively violent instead.

I'm going to buy the Hostel DVD instead. Even though one of them gets her eyeball horrifyingly melted, the two Japanese women are very sexy, it was a pleasant surprise that they were in the movie in the first place, and I liked them better than the naked European women (who were FINE as fucking hell by the way).

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I went ahead and bought this (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ARTN4M/qid=1148577040/sr=8-2/ref=pd_bbs_2/103-4803179-7348602?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=130) DVD, since I liked volume one so much. The stories that scare me the most are always those ones where the dead people tell you, "room for one more...". "The Elevator" and "Covering 100 Tales" from the volume one DVD in particular. "The Visitor/Aunt Machiko" story will also make you extremely uncomfortable and afraid to answer the door whenever somebody knocks from now on.

Anyway, I didn't like volume two as much as volume one, although it did have it's highlights. "Take Good Care of Him" permanently ruined the image of how much I like girls who wear the Japanese nurse uniforms in their porn movies. "The Interrogation" has made it so I won't be driving alone at night again anytime soon. I usually don't give a shit and drive alone through the CT woods (no streetlights or cell phone signal) back to Boston at 2 am in the morning. Yeah, not after the horrifying image this short story unfortunately burned into my head though. These two women are pretty too. 1 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/amotel.jpg) 2 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/thelover.jpg)

arcticninja

05-25-2006, 10:29 AM

it's not really "healthier" one way or another. If your pee is clear, it just means that it's mostly water. The darker is it, the more actual waste is in it. If you drink a lot of water, your pee will be clearer.

however, if your pee is red, you should probably see a doctor asap.

xjester

05-25-2006, 10:34 AM

Ok, Thanks.
But then by that logic, if im a vampire, and I drink alot of blood, then wouldnt my pee be red?

Dan?

05-25-2006, 10:48 AM

Ok, Thanks.
But then by that logic, if im a vampire, and I drink alot of blood, then wouldnt my pee be red?

Do Vampires pee?

Sheng-Long

05-25-2006, 11:14 AM

Ok, Thanks.
But then by that logic, if im a vampire, and I drink alot of blood, then wouldnt my pee be red?

What logic?

How is this any different from Milk? Soda? or Chocolate?

xjester

05-25-2006, 11:27 AM

I dont know. Your assuming that vampires' bodies follow the same rules as ours.
Im just curious.

arcticninja

05-25-2006, 11:53 AM

stop being stupid.

xjester

05-25-2006, 12:01 PM

Isnt that the point of this thread?

Dangerous J

05-25-2006, 12:31 PM

Not that im well-brushed up on vampire metabolism, but in the Buffy-Tv universe, it s implied that the body is more like an outer shell for a demon. I think there was a reference to a vampire being sterile on the show. Not needing air, also.
But vamps have consumed regular oof/drink on the show, and they need to get rid of the waste somehow , so im sure they still urinate , though maybe not to the extent as living humans.
Blood in urine(humans) may be due to tear in kidney blood veseels, which is goes into ureter, then bladder, then urethra, and into the toilet bowl.
correct me if I'm wrong on the above, guys...

xjester

05-25-2006, 12:37 PM

Ok. Fair enough.

*InVeRs3*

05-25-2006, 12:56 PM

Comedy Central comics are ass. The next time I hear jokes about viagra, and how women/men succk I'm going to shoot someone.

Clear Sky

05-25-2006, 01:02 PM

So I moved my site to GaijinSmash.net on Tucker Max's Festering Ass Network. And now people are hating on me for it hardcore. Apparently, I'm a sellout now.

The only thing that sucks is you don't have all the articles up, and the one you do have up isn't dated properly. Other than that I don't mind the new site, and it's not hard to block out everything aside from the articles. Just lazy people I guess.

Good hunting for getting a book deal. :tup:

JackTenrac!

05-25-2006, 04:08 PM

Found my best watch...is found.

Bear clings to victory!

Million

05-25-2006, 04:31 PM

My piss was blue one time after some medicine...

G4's Layla Kayleigh may have the sexiest english accent I've ever heard in life. That "Feed" segment has never been this hot.

*There's a new video from T.I....one girl in there has one of the greatest asses in the history of the world. Her ass...by itself...actually competes with the entire legendary TIP DRILL video. I must get this on dvd somehow.

Bowling Pin

05-25-2006, 04:49 PM

Personally I'd love to do a graphic novel with you. Just one shot tell a whole story beginning to end. I can't draw though.

I would like to start up a little network of storytellers from SRK actually. Or maybe we could just all join Wifebeater Productions?

JackTenrac!

05-25-2006, 06:04 PM

I would like to start up a little network of storytellers from SRK actually. Or maybe we could just all join Wifebeater Productions?

The Devil is strong in the form of the second choice.

I can go for that. Oooh Ohh. I can do. x 2
Can go for that. x 2
Can go for that yeaaaaaaaaaaah.

*InVeRs3*

05-25-2006, 07:52 PM

I got a doctor's appointment tommorow. I don't like going to the doctors at all. I don't like people checking out my cock, grabbing my balls and making me cough.

Rico!

05-25-2006, 07:56 PM

^isnt that what we're all afraid of when we get physicals?

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I'm so bored I dont even have anything to write about...

abacabb

05-25-2006, 09:31 PM

Yea, getting a phyiscal sucks. Why are the doctors hands always so cold?

JackTenrac!

05-25-2006, 09:47 PM

Big interview tommorow. :D And damn, I'm about to get me two jobs in one day!

Dangerous J

05-25-2006, 09:49 PM

Yea, getting a phyiscal sucks. Why are the doctors hands always so cold?

I dont know myself.
I ll let u know in 3.5 yrs though....

abacabb

05-25-2006, 10:12 PM

I dont know myself.
I ll let u know in 3.5 yrs though....
I think other doctors would be pissed tho. You'll be like the magician who had that show on Fox where he revealed the truth behind the magic.

kcxj

05-26-2006, 02:00 AM

Awesome day at work today. I smooth talked and flirted my way to C giving me her phone number. The best part was when the Black guy sitting across from me looked me with a "WTF? How did you do that?" look and then complimented me on my skills (since C is one of those pain in the ass women).

I wonder where my shyness went?

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I found two new things I like about women today. This one Asian woman I was looking at had on an ankle bracelet and sandles, and kept bouncing her foot up and down with the sandle hanging off her toes so you could see the sole of her foot. Mmm... very nice.

This White woman had pigtails. I normally can't get it up whenever I'm looking at a White woman, but the hairstyle did it for me this time. I'm not going to post the picture, but this Japanese AV actress I was looking at did her scene with pigtails and it was memorable to me. I'm going to ask my Chinese girl to put her hair into pigtails next time she comes over so I can beast on her while pretending she's the Japanese woman from the porn.

Rico!

05-26-2006, 04:52 AM

Pigtails represent evil.

http://geeksmakemehot.com/albums/jennifer/PigTails.jpg

RaishinX

05-26-2006, 08:59 AM

I cannot believe that I did that much laundry yesterday. Good God.

My piss was blue one time after some medicine...

GTFO Are you serious?? I remember eating two sub sandwiches (homemade; fuck Subway) and my piss was green.

*There's a new video from T.I....one girl in there has one of the greatest asses in the history of the world. Her ass...by itself...actually competes with the entire legendary TIP DRILL video.

What's the name of that song/vid?

Anyways Jadakiss might not be underrated, but he doesn't get the recognition I wish he did. And now a message from our sponsors:

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Goddamned DJ Edit stuck in my head.

Dan?

05-26-2006, 09:02 AM

I cannot believe that I did that much laundry yesterday. Good God.

What, do you have extra torsos or something?

X-3 tonight, fools. COLOSUSS/SENT/BONERINE DIPSET NO HOMO!

kcxj

05-26-2006, 12:17 PM

Pigtails represent evil.

http://geeksmakemehot.com/albums/jennifer/PigTails.jpg
God, she's hideous.

You sure you're ready to make that generalization though? Have you seen them on a cute (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/maria/maria4.jpg) Asian yet? Pictures communicate so much more than words, so --> screengrabs (http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/maria/) from the porn I like. (PG-rated)

RaishinX

05-26-2006, 12:32 PM

Woman on porch: Hey!
RaishinX:...:bluu:
Woman on porch:Hey! Wit' da green bag!
RaishinX: *Turns*....
Woman on porch: Hey, come here!
RaishinX:...:bluu: xx walkoff
Woman on porch: A'ight den, witcha attitude-havin' self. *continues rambling*

Ugh. Cackling hens; be off with you!

Dangerous J

05-26-2006, 12:46 PM

What, do you have extra torsos or something?

X-3 tonight, fools. COLOSUSS/SENT/BONERINE DIPSET NO HOMO!

jus dont go in w/too high expectations, man.
:sweat:

TheSix

05-26-2006, 12:51 PM

I got some errands to run. I hope I can get to the movies before all the idiots get off from work/school.

Hunter D

05-26-2006, 01:45 PM

Why do some guys act like idiots when trying to game a woman? Some dude from my class was acting the way I acted in my freshman year of HS when I would talk to girls senior year of HS. Do they not realize that they give girls the power in a conversation when they look down at their feet and mumble?

Rico!

05-26-2006, 01:57 PM

God, she's hideous.

You sure you're ready to make that generalization though? Have you seen them on a cute (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/maria/maria4.jpg) Asian yet? Pictures communicate so much more than words, so --> screengrabs (http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/maria/) from the porn I like. (PG-rated)

that's the POINT!!! Actually, what I mean is that when I see pigtails on a little girl, I automatically assume she's a troublemaker (think Angelica from Rugrats).

that girl is generic as hell.

kcxj

05-26-2006, 02:18 PM

that girl is generic as hell.
Which girl is generic? The hideous one or the Asian one? Damn, I need to go to your school then, because the Asian one from the porn I find more attractive than all the girls I work with or meet during work combined. I got a boner that wouldn't go away for three hours the first time I watched that porn a few months ago (her ass is really nice).

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I'm going to buy a $500 samurai sword and keep it in the backseat of my car. Not because I'm an anime nerd or a sociopath that's going to cut some fool out of road rage, but because I'm a man. The sword is the traditional symbol of the high status, masculine man, and a reminder for me to never become the passive, indecisive wussy man that girls aren't attracted to ever again.

Plus I have an interesting conversation topic whenever people are in my car and see the sword in the back too.

Why do some guys act like idiots when trying to game a woman? Some dude from my class was acting the way I acted in my freshman year of HS when I would talk to girls senior year of HS. Do they not realize that they give girls the power in a conversation when they look down at their feet and mumble?
They don't realize that men/women relationships and interactions are based on evolutionary science; not love, fate, destiny, luck, or whatever.

They don't realize that voice tone, eye contact, and body language are 99% of the deciding factors on whether a woman feels attraction or falls in love with you.

Anyway, fuck those dorks, and even if you try to give them the heads up and teach them, they won't listen to you either. So don't waste your time. It takes a certain kind of highly self-motivated individual to want learn how get this part of their life taken care of. Plus you can't blame somebody who's young and doesn't know any better either (we all used to be the same way at some point or another after all).

angryliberal

05-26-2006, 03:07 PM

so, i'm driving home today, enjoying the fact i'm off work and there is a three day weekend ahead of me. a three day weekend i will be spending in a very expensive hotel suite with my fiance. i'm driving along in the midst of san diego traffic. a bit heavier due to the impending holiday weekend, but my spirits are pretty high so i'm not very bothered by it. i reach down to grab my coffee and take a sip. i take a nice large sip of my double espresso hammerhead when i notice something funny. its not tasting quite right. it takes me about 1.2 seconds(before i actually swallow luckily) to realise i've grabbed the old coffee that i stupidly left sitting in my car for a week or two. i put about a large amount of half and half in my coffee, so what i have sitting in my mouth is half and half, stale coffe and 2 weeks of san diego heat in a car with dark interior. it is without a doubt the most rank, sour, horrible taste i've ever had. i don't know what to do, i can't just spit it out, i'd end up hitting the cop thats right beside me. i quickly grab the old coffee cup, take the top off and spit it back in. this doesn't helpl much as the sight of the contents of that cup only remind me of what i just had settling in my mouth. i start gagging and just about puke right in my lap. i can't believe i made it all the way home without puking. i got home and started chugging the listerine. i didn't swallow any, so i don't think i'm in danger of getting too sick, but man - that smell and that taste will stick with me for a while. taught me a very good lesson about laziness - no matter how lazy you find yourself, ALWAYS clear out old coffee cups...

Rico!

05-26-2006, 03:34 PM

Which girl is generic? The hideous one or the Asian one? Damn, I need to go to your school then, because the Asian one from the porn I find more attractive than all the girls I work with or meet during work combined. I got a boner that wouldn't go away for three hours the first time I watched that porn a few months ago (her ass is really nice).

The asian one. I only say she's generic because I'm in chinatown so often to play at CTF (hot girls not IN ctf though) and there's some nice asian girls there. There are better spots in the city though.

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I got stuck as partners with this fob for lab last week, and some funny shit happened. This guy I know (the kind that's always complaining about whites taking all the asian girls) walks into the class, looks at me talking with her, then walks back out yelling to whoever he was with "OMG HE'S ALWAYS WITH THESE ASIAN BITCHES MAN!!" :rofl: Really awkward moment.

I swear the kindergarten mentallity here is so...GREAT! My nerdy friends keep walking up to me asking why I know so many girls (and have most of their numbers) in the school. Depending on how they asked the question, I'll respond with: A) is that a problem? B) because I go and talk to them? C) because you're too busy with WoW on your free time?

::shrug:: more for me. I'm going to start hanging with my friend at Pratt. He tells me its around 60% female, 40% male there, and they have tons of parties in his dorms. Sounds good.

*InVeRs3*

05-26-2006, 03:36 PM

Ok guys, I made out my doctor's office alive. He didn't grab my balls!! Thank God!!

Mechanica

05-26-2006, 03:37 PM

VG Emblem

05-26-2006, 03:52 PM

Ok guys, I made out my doctor's office alive. He didn't grab my balls!! Thank God!!
Praise the holy lord, my brotha!
*violently jerks your head back and sprinkles you with holy water*

*InVeRs3*

05-26-2006, 03:57 PM

OMG I want to hit level 60 on wow. It's taking forever.

Taito

05-26-2006, 04:00 PM

Ne0phyte

05-26-2006, 04:06 PM

I was at work a couple days ago when a man put up a flyer for a missing kid. I looked at the picture and a guy who works with me said he knew him and that they'd went to high school with him.

Flyers started popping up everywhere; this is an 18 year old high school senior who was last seen at the library. Pretty much everyone at my job knows who he is.

Yesterday my manager informed me that he had been kidnapped from the library in his own car, driven about 20 miles out west into a deserted woods, his car was torched, and he was locked in his trunk and burned to death.

I was pretty sad about that all night.

Today, an arrest was made - an 18 year old kid from the same high school, for grand larceny for the theft of the car.

I don't even know this kid (I think I may have seen him before?) and I'm so fucking upset about this. He has three younger siblings and was about to graduate high school in a month. What kind of person does this to someone? Through the whole process of kidnapping him, driving him to the location, locking him in the trunk, and lighting the car on fire, it never occured to them to stop? I don't know anything about the relationship between the kidnappers and the victim, but I can't imagine what could have happened to have sparked this, and if there was something serious, we would have known.

It's anti-social tendencies that are some of the most dangerous things in the world. People just not giving a shit about other people and not possessing the ability to even regret something like this. This is some seriously sadistic shit... not a shoot someone and then drive off, but an actual premediated and prolonged plan. God, it makes me sick. There's a memorial for him at the local YMCA where he was a volunteer (this is where I think I may have seen him), and I think I'll go.

Just imagine your sibling or child telling you they're going out to the library and three days later they're burned up dead in the trunk of their own car.

I went to said library today and the parking lot was pretty empty. There was a sign up that said "For customer safety, please remain in the building if waiting for rides."

link (http://www.timesdispatch.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=RTD/MGArticle/RTD_BasicArticle&c=MGArticle&cid=1137836360735)

Anyway I just wanted to vent. And now I just want to stay inside. It's eerie not having the secuity of being able to go to the library and returning home alive. Blah.

Roxie

05-26-2006, 04:14 PM

but literally every fucking day?? Is that what bfs/gfs normally do?
hahahaa....oh..ha, well me & my b/f talk everyday...usually multiple times a day..even on days when we see each other. It's not always deep soul searching convos--it may have been something I saw that I know he would enjoy or find funny, or an update in my schedule or whatever..

But that's how it's always been with my b/f's...we'd talk everyday..usually more than once.
But y'know, everyone's different.

Neo

Damn. I don't know anyone who's just been maliciously tortured like that. And you wonder why, endlessly. How can people be so purely evil? I hope I'll never understand..

JackTenrac!

05-26-2006, 04:20 PM

Got the job. Nervous, but hella got it. Now, to boost the confidence.

Been a bit underconfident as of late. Doubtful, and stressed out at times. Looking at how hard I worked and realising that most of it was in vain. Or is it just an illusion?

I just need to rest.

--

There was another "threat" on the subways here. Apparently, it didn't come to pass. Found this out on the interview. Great news, I'd figure.

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First time hearing that also, Neo. Man is the most complex creature on God's earth. He can have negative thoughts and views towards others that can influence him to destroy even himself. No vendetta should result to this.

Ne0phyte

05-26-2006, 04:21 PM

Yeah Taito, I pretty much had some form of communication with my boyfriends every day, or every other day... (after that we usually call each other to make sure we're "still alive"). whether it be seeing them in person, talking to them on the phone, IM, text message, whatever. Not that I'll go crazy if I didn't talk to them for a day, but it's just refreshing to do so. And maybe she just has a lot of good news for you. Calling several times a day can be a bit much, depending on what she has to say.

If we can ever understand the "evil" in people, maybe we'll be one step closer to combatting it. I wish there was some kind of serum we could inject into people to make them more compassionate towards others or something. At least the kind that stops potential murderers-_-

Million

05-26-2006, 04:35 PM

Well, that is perfectly in sync with my view of human nature. Our species, generally speaking...is inherently evil. Actually, selfishness and extreme pride are the true core of the "inherent evil nature". It's why the entire human race is most likely destined for a self-imposed extermination...and really, that's probably a good thing.

That new movie "Cars" looks stupid. If a lot of kids drag their parents to see that trash...then that right there proves that kids have possibly the worst taste in the world, and they'll watch anything. I try to look at the commercials with a childlike perspective in mind...and I still don't see anything appealing about it. A Bug's Life? = cool. Antz = nice. that movie with the animals breaking into a house(Over the Hedge?)? = good stuff..looks funny. Cars? = lame. The characters just look...strange...in a bad way. I bet the average child in the theatre for that will most likely be asleep within the first 20 minutes, assuming they haven't consumed candy or some other sugary thing to hype them up.

Dangerous J

05-26-2006, 04:47 PM

Sheng-Long

05-26-2006, 05:12 PM

....burned kid etc...snip...

wow that sounds really horrible...

Do they know if the Lindenfeld kid was using meth?

Azrael

05-26-2006, 05:25 PM

Alrite so I got in a stupid fight with the girl I've been with.. I'm already convinced that she's goddamn clingy and a little unstable, but I just wanna know if I'm wrong for thinking she's crazy and annoying for calling me every single day, at times overnight when I'm sleeping on a work night. I don't think there's a problem with a girl calling her man any day and anytime if she feels the need to, but literally every fucking day?? Is that what bfs/gfs normally do?
My gf and I trade cell phone emails everyday. We had to have a talk about it early on, because whenever I didn't respond for whatever reason she started to freak out - "Why isn't he responding? Is he angry at me? Is he seeing someone else?"

I explained that when I can, I'll send email. But sometimes I'm just busy and I can't do it. Doesn't mean I hate her or I'm dating someone else...I'm just busy. I will when I can. She's gotten a lot better about it, and sometimes she doesn't even email me for the better part of the day.

But yeah, we usually trade some form of communication every day. She calls maybe once or twice a week - if she calls and I'm in the middle of something (like eating) I just say I'm busy and she understands.

Ne0phyte

05-26-2006, 06:19 PM

wow that sounds really horrible...

Do they know if the Lindenfeld kid was using meth?
Nope they're not saying anything about him. The news site has been updated and apparently his father is a lieutenant. His older brother said he didn't know the (dead) kid and that he didn't think his brother knew him either, but that they did live right down the street from him. This whole thing is strange, and hopefully I'll find out more later. I really want to know why the hell this happened.

kcxj

05-26-2006, 07:23 PM

My gf and I trade cell phone emails everyday. We had to have a talk about it early on, because whenever I didn't respond for whatever reason she started to freak out - "Why isn't he responding? Is he angry at me? Is he seeing someone else?"
Damn, I'm too good. I didn't even realize it, but I was acting like a woman/somebody's girlfriend.

Anyway, I learned today to never again make assumptions or guess what the girl is thinking whenever she doesn't reply to you or doesn't call you back.

You have to catch yourself and instantly STOP whenever realize you're acting in a way that's not a way a strong man should be acting.

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Celebrity chef Tyler Florence is coming to my work next month. He's a really sexy dude, a true man of style, and I bet he's gotten to bang more hot Asian women than everybody on this website will even get to talk to in their lifetimes. Chef Morimoto from Iron Chef will be here too. That's way too good. After music, MT, and women, cooking and fine food is my passion.

The tickets cost $125, but I don't give a shit. I'm going to have them sign my cookbooks, take a picture with them, and then throw the pics onto my myspace. How awesome of a conversation topic will that be huh? A picture of me and that sexy guy from the Food Network.

Airthrow

05-26-2006, 07:49 PM

If my GF lived in the united states I'd call her every day, as it is I call her as little as possible to save on my phone bill (was 162$ last month), but we talk on AIM, MSN, email, or the phone every day that we aren't superhumanly busy, and I don't feel it's clingy or anything.

If it's a girl that you are just hanging out, going to the occasional movie with and banging type of girlfriend you know isn't meant to last, that might be kind of annoying. But I personally don't see the point in wasting time in a relationship with a girl I don't see as a potential wife, so I wouldn't know. Seems like a waste of my resources/energy to date some chick I don't like that much.

Roxie

05-26-2006, 07:51 PM

I concur w/Airthrow?...:confused:

monbaby

05-26-2006, 08:10 PM

I concur w/Airthrow?...:confused:

That's it i FINALLY figured it out...

Ya'll are dating each other...

Man the evidence is so clear now...

Ne0phyte

05-26-2006, 08:38 PM

Seems like a waste of my resources/energy to date some chick I don't like that much.
That's my view exactly. Which is why I never have and never will "date" guys. I also don't hang out with anyone but my close friends. If they're not around, I don't hang out with anyone. Hanging out with people you're not close to or are mere "associates" is boring and awkward. You're not close to them for a reason.

I never understood people's desire to maintain casual relationships. I had a million "friends" in highschool who I couldn't give two shits about right now, and I won't pretend to. I understand the difference between conditional and unconditional friends. Those people were my friends on the condition that I saw them in school. If that condition was not met, then we were not friends. Who wants that? Then these mother fuckers find you on facebook or whatever networking site a year later and say "omg lol I missed you so much you were awesome!! <3" when they made absolutely no attempt to contact you before that. Then you respond "lol yeah omg remember that time when *insert memory here*???" And they go "LOL YEAH LOL WE SHOULD DO THAT AGAIN SOMETIME KEEP IN TOUCH!" then you don't log on for a while and you never hear from them again. Drop dead.

Friends are overrated. Deleting excess baggage from your buddy lists and phone and all that jazz feels good. Realizing who your real friends are feels great.

monbaby

05-26-2006, 08:58 PM

That's my view exactly. Which is why I never have and never will "date" guys. I also don't hang out with anyone but my close friends. If they're not around, I don't hang out with anyone. Hanging out with people you're not close to or are mere "associates" is boring and awkward. You're not close to them for a reason.

I never understood people's desire to maintain casual relationships. I had a million "friends" in highschool who I couldn't give two shits about right now, and I won't pretend to. I understand the difference between conditional and unconditional friends. Those people were my friends on the condition that I saw them in school. If that condition was not met, then we were not friends. Who wants that? Then these mother fuckers find you on facebook or whatever networking site a year later and say "omg lol I missed you so much you were awesome!! <3" when they made absolutely no attempt to contact you before that. Then you respond "lol yeah omg remember that time when *insert memory here*???" And they go "LOL YEAH LOL WE SHOULD DO THAT AGAIN SOMETIME KEEP IN TOUCH!" then you don't log on for a while and you never hear from them again. Drop dead.

Friends are overrated. Deleting excess baggage from your buddy lists and phone and all that jazz feels good. Realizing who your real friends are feels great.

Thats a terrible thing to say ne0...

The people inmy High School the memories i had with them are still important to me...

The reason i don't call these folks is because lost thier number or for whatever reason...

i don't know i just have a really good memory so when i see someone i know i get kinda excited all over again...

It's kinda like a slap in the face to have someone have that same response that you would have, mainly cuz you not even trying to be nice...

arcticninja

05-26-2006, 10:07 PM

yay, I saw X-Men 3 tonight, and it was pretty good! It also had a Snakes on a Plane trailer, yay!

oh and *fuck* people that complain about trivial bullshit.

Rico!

05-26-2006, 10:26 PM

a few things i dont like about summer:

-heat. I'd rather be in cold weather than in humid heat. Whats even worse is when its so hot you wake up drenched in your own sweat in the morning.

-Niggas hanging out in front of apartment buildings and stores. Doing absolutely nothing. Every day and night. Go get a job you worthless peices of shit.

-people in sandals with fucked up or smelly feet. Seriously.

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Things I like about summer

-Girls in short skirts! I just love those long silky legs...

-Thats about it.

TheSix

05-26-2006, 10:33 PM

I hate sandals...feet period. Even/Especially girls.

Ne0phyte

05-26-2006, 11:01 PM

Thats a terrible thing to say ne0...

The people inmy High School the memories i had with them are still important to me...

The reason i don't call these folks is because lost thier number or for whatever reason...

i don't know i just have a really good memory so when i see someone i know i get kinda excited all over again...

It's kinda like a slap in the face to have someone have that same response that you would have, mainly cuz you not even trying to be nice...
The people in my high school who were actually good friends of mine are very important to me. I honestly am not interested in the rest of them. I had classes with people and had fun with them in school, waved to them in the hallway and all that other exclusive stuff, and outside of school they barely crossed my mind. What's wrong with that? There are some people who if they called me up today and wanted to hang out, I might. But if I know that that is a person I do not want to spend any time with and won't have fun with, I won't. What's "not nice" is to pretend that you care about and want to be friends with someone when you don't. And I don't do that.

On feet. I don't really mind seeing anyone's feet. I always look at people's feet when I see them, and a lot of people have really nice feet. I think toes are cute.

What I don't like is walking behind someone, male or female, whose legs are showing and they don't have visible calf muscles. It just makes me think they're lazy and out of shape for some reason. Your legs are like the strongest part of your body. There should be some muscle there!

Rico!

05-26-2006, 11:10 PM

what i'm saying is, if i GIRL has nice feet, by all means, go ahead and wear sandals.

What I don't want to see is people with hairy feet, broken/missing toes/toenails, toes as long as fingers (ugh), corns, blisters, fat... None of that. And please don't SMELL. I mostly see all this nasty shit because I usually look down when I'm sitting in subway cars. I should look up but sometimes people's faces are far worse.

monbaby

05-27-2006, 01:31 AM

The people in my high school who were actually good friends of mine are very important to me. I honestly am not interested in the rest of them. I had classes with people and had fun with them in school, waved to them in the hallway and all that other exclusive stuff, and outside of school they barely crossed my mind. What's wrong with that? There are some people who if they called me up today and wanted to hang out, I might. But if I know that that is a person I do not want to spend any time with and won't have fun with, I won't. What's "not nice" is to pretend that you care about and want to be friends with someone when you don't. And I don't do that.

Hmm...

reading what you said now makes a lot more sense to me for some reason...

but you should still tell folks that " Hey i don't want to hang out with you..."

That way you leave no room for error, if thats how you truely feel...

As far as summer...

I hate summer...

Especially Louisiana summer...

Nothing like getting ate up by misquitoes all fucking day...

And sandals are lame as fuck...

kcxj

05-27-2006, 02:58 AM

White people are proud whenever they get an Asian girl. In the dating book I'm studying right now, the author could of easily written "gorgeous, young woman" or "grad student". Instead, he wrote "gorgeous, young Asian woman" and then wrote that she's a grad student. What the hell??

Oh whatever though... It's all good, no hate, and my highest respect actually, since he's sharing the information on how to make yourself more attractive and how he got to where he is right now anyway.

--> men.style.com <---

It's hilarious this one section where he writes about "nice guys" too. To paraphrase: Your mom wanted you to be nice. Your schoolteacher wanted you to be nice. You get rewarded with smiley faces and gold stars whenever you're nice. Nice guys make nice friends (or Pastors).

Nice guys don't get laid. (Or a least not as much as they deserve for being human beings.)

To be attractive, you need to project a LOT more than being nice. Unless your idea of a good time is a gold star and smiley face.

*InVeRs3*

05-27-2006, 03:49 AM

Speaking of friends, I got a friend who I sort of keep in touch with. I met him during middle school and we quickly became great buds. Every friday on my freshman and sophmore years in high school he'd go over my house and we'd chill, since we were in different high schools. I kinda want to talk to him again, though I don't know what to expect. I've changed a whole lot since middle school.

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random wow stuff:

There's this ass faced guy who quit team srk's guild. I'm kinda happy, and kinda pissed that he left, he tried to take an epic caster knife that was main hand only, and he was a rogue. He told the worst jokes ever too, I have a bland sense of humor so I laughed at the beginning but it got old quick. He's also VERY rude in instances. He took some cloth boots because he could enchant. Someone in our party had to go to a doctor's appointment, and he tried to preassure him to RESCHEDUAL HIS DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT. I don't know if he was joking or not, but if it was a joke, that's not a funny one.

Why am I angry? Because this fool is sooo full of himself. He probobly thinks he's too good for the guild.

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Crazy things I think of when walking alone, on the bus, bored at school:

I've always wanted to punch a woman. Not some random innocent woman, but a woman that everyone hates. I don't agree with hitting people period, but this is the equivelant of your mommy hiding the cookie jar from you. Not being able to do it makes you want to do it.

Church is really boring, as a kid I used to imagine that goth assasin kids were trying to kill the priest to kill my boredom. I imagined the assasins demanding everyone to give them money. I would crawl through the church seats, pews, whatever you call it and I'd kill them one by one metal gear style. Like metal gear, they won't notice I killed them even though I'm 30 feet away from their buddies.
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C) because you're too busy with WoW on your free time?

Leveling to 69 with gurls is long and boring. The quests you have to do to level up to 69 isn't worth it imo. You have to pay for all your date quests, that's the worst. If you're a newb at this game and you have confidence level 1 or something, you have to grind ugly chicks to get it up and they may carry a lot of aggro and stick to you when you're done with them. Even when you hit level 69 on a decent chick the girlfriend aggro you get is impossible to get off your back. Level 69 gear you give to your mate is really expensive too!!

You want a gold ring for $400!!! It doesn't even add stats, and it's not even enchanted or socketed!!! The jewel you inserted in that ring doesn't even do shit. I wish rings you could buy in this dating game gave girls +100 Intellegence.

This is why I perfer WOW. It's more ballanced. Society needs to nerf the girl class in the dating game. You can't hit them, you have to pay for ALL date quests, yet they demand for equal pay, but the male class gets nerfed in that they can't hit women and they have to pay for all date quests? You can offer 50% on date quests but then grinding will be even slower. What else are they going to do next?

If you think that's hard to do with your main gf, think about what you have to do with all the alts!

At least when you play the male class you get to pick and choose, that's the only thing I like in this game.

Taito

05-27-2006, 04:20 AM

LOL Airthrow just looked at my post and took a dump on it as usual..

Well I guess it is normal to call every day.. but she keeps me up till 1:00 on a worknight talking about nothing, and ignores me when I say 'hey it's late I gotta get off the phone..' if there was something that she had to talk to me about, that couldn't wait, then I'm happy with talking to her until the sun comes up, but it's just small talk.. that's really what I find annoying, the 'have to call everyday' thing was just something I never experienced before.. keeping me up late on a worknight is just intrusive and disrespectful.

mr. newbie

05-27-2006, 04:38 AM

:rofl: *InVeRs3*

Shinto

05-27-2006, 05:27 AM

I hate sandals...feet period. Even/Especially girls.

Dammmn right.Fucking Sandals.

JackTenrac!

05-27-2006, 06:03 AM

- Why do we take this thing seriously? The interweb. We're just passing information around. I really don't see the point anymore. Insult them here, feel bad out there. I don't understand it. Text can't pain.

- Sandals and open-toes on ladies == too good. Little dumplings ho!

Minus my 2nd ex when she saw me for the first date. Day I met her, it was a Jay-Lo clone :D . The official first date, I got a beaten Sheryl Crow's native twin. Her feet were unkept in those reebok thong. That doesn't make two at all and she really didn't do much to her look in this area...

Still, I like looking. That and hair. Especially thin hair and down to the arse. Also real. Two occassions: Once with indian friend of mine. Her's was perfect. I liked trying to braid it back like she usually kept it. Nice and brown. Good times. One time, some chic wanted me to like her and said "...I can make it long.", I hung up the phone at FAMAS bullet speed. Weaves suck. Especially in carpets.

Brampton does that to you. In a short period of time, long hair on sikh women actually looks good to you.
- The only time I'm all nice and happy is when I want to keep a good reputation amongst the folk of my life, meeting bums on the street, and when I gotta get the contract signed for a gig.

xjester

05-27-2006, 07:39 AM

Im down with sandals on good looking girls.

RaishinX

05-27-2006, 07:46 AM

People have a tendency to drag their feet in sandals, creating this irritating racket. Even if they don't the sandals still make the flopping noise. Not to mention I couldn't give two shits about a foot.

RoninChaos

05-27-2006, 07:47 AM

Dan?

05-27-2006, 08:08 AM

The Snakes On a Plane trailer before X3 was great.

X3 was good too.

McGriddles, unhealthy though they may be, are a great idea. A sandwich for breakfast, but instead of bread, pancakes.

Million

05-27-2006, 09:26 AM

And now, one link that simultaneously presents typical Webshots hotness, along with typical "Vandy girl" hotness--> http://community.webshots.com/photo/197962399/1199963918059675822WsWJYP Yeah, that's just a small taste of what you'd see walking around the Vandy area.

On the Webshots note...that isn't even on par with much of the content in my "LEGENDS" Webshots folders.

RaishinX

05-27-2006, 10:00 AM

I got a MySpace account some weeks ago because I wanted to watch a video on someone's profile. The info I put up was fake as hell (my name is NOT Raishin) and my account's pretty blank. I logged back in to look at someone's profile and some guy named Tom is on my friend list. Wtf? People these days.

Murt!

05-27-2006, 10:04 AM

RaishinX

05-27-2006, 10:14 AM

Wha-?...Why??

Murt!

05-27-2006, 10:31 AM

Wha-?...Why??

Cause he created the website and does it as courtesy.

ShinAkumax

05-27-2006, 10:56 AM

Sandals are sexy as hell.

PS: Neji needs his own show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv9y43O4BhE

VG Emblem

05-27-2006, 11:00 AM

Cause he created the website and does it as courtesy.
A better courtesy would be shutting down the website. :wink:

TheSix

05-27-2006, 11:24 AM

maxx

05-27-2006, 11:33 AM

A better courtesy would be shutting down the website. :wink:

he doesnt own myspace he sold the rights a while back.

VG Emblem

05-27-2006, 11:37 AM

he doesnt own myspace he sold the rights a while back.
I know, he sold it for like 500 million bucks or something. Now he's rich as fuck and didn't do anything except help get sluts abducted. This is the only reason why I still have some respect for him.

He could've shut it down awhile back, still.

Rico!

05-27-2006, 11:40 AM

damn, stuck home today! What's a good way to kill time in front of your computer? I have hundreds of unfinished video games, but I'm too lazy to connect all the systems. Too Lazy to look for new music. BLAH!!

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http://img137.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sfile030011894em.jpg
http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sfile030024105wo.jpg
http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sfile030054574pd.jpg
http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sfile030059609ol.jpg
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/8203/sfile070208203gy.jpg <- you're holding it too high!

That's a really nice bike.

JackTenrac!

05-27-2006, 12:12 PM

- Just cleaned out an apt ravine with the church group today and boy, am I ready to get drunk...HAAARD.

- I remembered the first time we served griddles at the McDs I worked at. "So...they're pancakes with crap inside. Whoops!". What a successful accident! Still, it was thrown like frisbees like Quarter Pouder buns when there was ripped bag. :D

VG Emblem

05-27-2006, 12:31 PM

I am so fucking tempted to make a thread for this:

http://robthehotdog.ytmnd.com/

...must...resist....

Million

05-27-2006, 02:13 PM

Upskirt Season is definitely back in full force. I've seen some amazing things today...I'm talkin skirts that just barely come below the cheek line. I will have quite a session later tonight.

The great thing is that this is only the beginning. This is the first day of true summer weather here.

TheSix

05-27-2006, 02:15 PM

All of a sudden, mini 4 megapixel cameras have a purpose.

kcxj

05-27-2006, 02:47 PM

damn, stuck home today! What's a good way to kill time in front of your computer? I have hundreds of unfinished video games, but I'm too lazy to connect all the systems. Too Lazy to look for new music. BLAH!!
Go to the gym.

The weather is so beautiful today. Still just not right yet, but I'm sensing beach weather next week. I want to look like one of those male models on the Abercrombie shopping bags. Looks don't even come close to competing with personality and style, but wouldn't it be so much easier and less effort if you had the looks to back up your game? Like 10 minutes worth of bullshit, fluff talk, or whatever gimmicky approach you use to get a woman's attention... you wouldn't have to do that if you let your shirtless body do the talking.

Anyway, fuck the kickboxing. I haven't done that in over a month now, and it's not like I ever get into any real life fist fights where I need to defend myself. I've been focusing completely on looks, taking my protein + supplements, and working my chest and arms non-stop instead.

They have these $5 "Panama Jack" necklaces you can get a Walmart too. They're pretty nice and they look like you got them from some surf shop in Haiwaii. Since it's summer now, I'm going to start wearing the surfer necklace instead of the $2.50 shiny metal necklace I've been wearing up until now. Surfing --> Adventure --> Attractive.

http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sfile030054574pd.jpg
http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sfile030059609ol.jpg

That's a really nice bike.
I like those pictures.

======

This Vietnamese woman, Ty Truong, is really hot. She was this month's cover girl on one of the men's magazines I like. I need to go to work now, but I'm going to look for more pictures of her later.

Rico!

05-27-2006, 02:54 PM

^not only do I work out at gym extensively almost every other day, I work there.

Which reminds me I should do some crunches right now

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I've realized I feel right at home here on SRK. I try going to other forums to see if any *remotely* intelligent conversation is going on at all, but most forums are empty or filled with (in this example, an anime/manga forum) topics like "which character would you want to meet in real life?", "Favorite blue haired anime girl?" "favorite giant mecha?" AH, shut the fuck up please. These fucking topics are so damn stupid and overplayed like no tomorrow.

Plus here at SRK we have characters like Million, VG Emblem, and *sigh* kcxj.

Mechanica

05-27-2006, 04:27 PM

- Why do we take this thing seriously? The interweb. We're just passing information around. I really don't see the point anymore. Insult them here, feel bad out there. I don't understand it. Text can't pain.
Because it's a person typing the text, it's basically the same thing as someone talking to you, just a little less personal? People are always like LOL JUST DA INTERNET and while I sort of agree, it still is someone on the other side of the monitor, and all. :wonder:

Roxie

05-27-2006, 06:48 PM

Enemy of the State is on ABC right now and I just noticed some odd things..

There's a scene where Smith's character realizes his clothes have a tracker in them and he runs into this Japanese couples room and starts to strip. The couple, first thinking he's hotel staff tries to tip him, but when the older woman starts to realize (or thinks) that he's (a) stripp(er)ing, she starts waving the money!! Talks excidetly and smiles trying to toss some bills his way...I have an odd feeling this would've only been funny (acceptable) with a Japanese couple...and damnit, I laughed

Also, Jack Black, Seth Green, and Jamie Kennedy are in this movie as FBI agents! :wtf:

TheSix

05-27-2006, 07:34 PM

I like how these so called "punk rock" chicks raddle like window chimes when they walk. Im sitting in the movies and this girl starts to walk down the steps. Sounds like somebody tripped over the fuckin' "centerpiece isle" at Sears.

They must not go one day without adding another chain.

Roxie

05-27-2006, 07:36 PM

I actually wear this anklet that sounds like little bells every time I walk.
My b/f loves it.

bigpoppa

05-27-2006, 08:49 PM

Million

05-27-2006, 09:49 PM

So, I just got Jade Empire and Conker's Live and Reloaded....each for 20 bucks.

But OF COURSE...I can't play them, because my Xbox doesn't want to....because my xbox is a cock-eating fruitbasket piece of shit.(*there is also the fact that life simply doesn't like me most of the time, but that's a slightly different topic) Fuck MS and Sony to hell with these sad-sack ideals of "system quality". Why has it become unreasonable to expect a system you pay a few hundred bucks on to actually WORK PROPERLY these days? Why am I the only one that isn't ok with this? It's taking all the willpower in the world to hold back from completely tearing this piece of shit up into a billion pieces, just like that sorry cuntstain excuse for a system, Psx. All I wanted to do was play a goddamn fucking game on my goddamn fucking 3day weekend....but no.

VG Emblem

05-27-2006, 09:52 PM

So, I just got Jade Empire and Conker's Live and Reloaded....each for 20 bucks.

But OF COURSE...I can't play them, because my Xbox doesn't want to....because my xbox is a cock-eating fruitbasket piece of shit.(*there is also the fact that life simply doesn't like me most of the time, but that's a slightly different topic) Fuck MS and Sony to hell with these sad-sack ideals of "system quality". Why has it become unreasonable to expect a system you pay a few hundred bucks on to actually WORK PROPERLY these days? Why am I the only one that isn't ok with this?
I know this is going to sound a bit cliched coming from me, but...

Nintendo FTW. :wink:

Million

05-27-2006, 09:58 PM

I love how some douchebags like to play revisionist history too, and play like it's ALWAYS been like this with game systems. Bullassfucking shit. NES did have the problem with not playing carts sometimes...but.. it wasn't a hopeless situation, and it still seems different from today's mess. People blew into a cart a few times, or just wedged it into the system with a book(my method), and the shit WORKED....and that was just NES. I didn't have the same problem with SNES, nor did I know of anyone who had problems either....same for Genesis. In fact, I had not one problem with either 16 bit systems. Gameboy--everyone knows the deal there....the Gameboys have been damn near invincible. These systems today are rendered completely useless once a mosquito farts on them.

Guy playing Xbox or Ps2/Psx--thinking--"heh, this new game is tight...and it was only 20 bucks.."

*elsewhere in the universe...a 3 year old trips over a his Legos. The slight nuance of his fall travel through the fabric of space and time...amounting to a nearly immeasurable [i]breeze[i] or sound....which makes Xbox Guy's disc skip, and completely fuck over his system.

...yeah, that's how sissified the systems of today are.

JackTenrac!

05-28-2006, 12:05 AM

Bear's first stripper adventure:

Crap. Who do these women think they are? Dad's my raiding party and there he goes, thiking he's doing a favour by hanging with him at a strip joint on our big excursion. First, a cougar bar, then Hooters, then eroctic dancing, then the club down the street. I honestly don't get the stripper deal, and instead, I deteriorate their business by using the bear slasher mind trick.

Her: hi, wanna dance with me?
Me: how old are you?
her: guess how old I am?
Me: I'm not playing this game. I suck at business math
her: I'm --.
Me: Can I see some ID
Her: shows id" well ok.
Her: Do you even want to dance?

Me: olier's are kcikin' arse k?
hER; "yOU'RE cute."walks away. I talk to another braod \and diss her in the process!

FistsofFury

05-28-2006, 12:09 AM

I taught myself how to sew today. And it feels amazing.

There is a real art to sewing. It requiers patience, coordination...a few things. And I can do it decently!

It feels like a real skill that will come in handy. Shit it already has.

RoninChaos

05-28-2006, 04:48 AM

I know this is going to sound a bit cliched coming from me, but...

Nintendo FTW. :wink:

God, shut the fuck up. You weren't even around for how horribly put together the NES was. Nintendo's made horrible hardware before. With the original Nintendo you had to do all kinds of crazy shit just to get your game started. Not to mention how the thing would freeze sometimes in the middle of your games for no fucking reason. You weren't around for the "Blow in the cartridge" phase, so seriously, shut the fuck.

Shit like that is why people think your mother should have swallowed.

Million, CALL Microsoft. Tell them the problem. Get it fixed. Also, open up the disc tray and use a can of condensed air to blow out your system. Hit all the vents and all that, you probably have dirt on your lense.

Rico!

05-28-2006, 07:52 AM

NES did have the problem with not playing carts sometimes...but.. it wasn't a hopeless situation, and it still seems different from today's mess. People blew into a cart a few times, or just wedged it into the system with a book(my method), and the shit WORKED....and that was just NES.

I totally remember that shit. My uncle broke off the cover to the NES to put a science textbook on the carttridge to hold it in place. Touching or moving the system in the slightest would fuck up your whole game.

I remember once kickign my genesis just to freeze the game on him one time. That genesis still works today. An SNES I got out of the garbage ten years ago still works today like a dream. Same with an N64 I bought at a pawn shop that had dried up juice all over the damn system.

On the other hand, I've been through 2 PS1 systems, my PS2 system fucked up a few years ago and I never replaced it, my dreamcast stopped reading CD-Rs, and my current Xbox is on the fritz. Systems these days are made so crapily...

And cartridges > CD since they cant be scratched.

Million

05-28-2006, 08:08 AM

oh yeah...and Sega Master System didn't seem to have problems either, from what I remember...it was just unfortunate that NES destroyed it since everyone made games for Nintendo.

If my Xbox is truly unfixable, then that just gives me free reign to completely smash that piece of shit into a billion pieces, with no regrets at all. I only wish there were a way I could somehow make the systems so they are able to feel pain...then it would be much more satisfying to torture and kill them.

Slide

05-28-2006, 08:22 AM

God, shut the fuck up. You weren't even around for how horribly put together the NES was. Nintendo's made horrible hardware before. With the original Nintendo you had to do all kinds of crazy shit just to get your game started. Not to mention how the thing would freeze sometimes in the middle of your games for no fucking reason. You weren't around for the "Blow in the cartridge" phase, so seriously, shut the fuck.

Shit like that is why people think your mother should have swallowed.

Leigh, are you bored? Why even bother flaming him?

Like, he wont flame you back, so there's no fun in it. Plus everyone does it and it's wack.

I don't know, but after reading these constant threads where people just want to add their own "2 cents flame" on VG Emblem, that shit is sad. Anyone else on the board could make a thread he's made, and not get nearly as much flack, if at all.

Dude can say anything he wants and he'll pull any poster out of the woodwork to say shit at him. Too good.

JackTenrac!

05-28-2006, 08:38 AM

VG Emblem is surely broken...

Cartridges can hold data also. Another plus to thier games and hardware.

Nintendo proved that alot in their systems. Final Fantasies, Ogre Battles,, and other RPGs did about three or four slots on a game, which made the games more versitile. Except for some N64 games, which needed a separate memory pak. I never got that one at all. Probably, they needed more space than the cartridge would allow. Guess you had to buy the system to understand it.

Cartridge copy-making wise, that was another story. They thought it couldn't be done, but alas, Flash Memory came to pass for the GBA. I died when I saw it for the first time.

Regardless, I admired Nintendo for their innovative and powerful stand in the industry during the wars leading up to the 128-bit generation.

If you'll excuse me, I must tend to my Donkey Kong playing * blows the cartridge in the proper fashion to get the dust out.*

...that went well.

Rico!

05-28-2006, 09:00 AM

If my Xbox is truly unfixable, then that just gives me free reign to completely smash that piece of shit into a billion pieces, with no regrets at all. I only wish there were a way I could somehow make the systems so they are able to feel pain...then it would be much more satisfying to torture and kill them.

you do know people pay money for broken xboxes on ebay right? My friend made around $70 selling his after it fucked up.

Sheng-Long

05-28-2006, 09:02 AM

EMO-VENOM !!!

http://img.hottopic.com/is/image/HotTopic/285168_hi?$product$

FistsofFury

05-28-2006, 09:10 AM

Leigh, are you bored? Why even bother flaming him?

Like, he wont flame you back, so there's no fun in it. Plus everyone does it and it's wack.

I don't know, but after reading these constant threads where people just want to add their own "2 cents flame" on VG Emblem, that shit is sad. Anyone else on the board could make a thread he's made, and not get nearly as much flack, if at all.

Dude can say anything he wants and he'll pull any poster out of the woodwork to say shit at him. Too good.

I think people who are seriously pissed off at VG Emblem take SRK too seriously. VG Emblem isn't even taking it that seriously. So why would you put more effort into attacking the offender than the offender actually put in?

Shit...VG Emblem is more comphrehensible than a lot of people older than him. He just likes Nintendo too much.

Slide

05-28-2006, 11:36 AM

Exactly.

TheSix

05-28-2006, 12:00 PM

For real....just STFU with this VG shit. It gets just as old quick. It seems like some of you just read to far into shit. Just leave it alone. A great power it is to be able to piss someone off repeatedly by just typing something.

For the record, to this day I could blow into my NES and the games won't work. Perhaps it was because I got my games from the flea market....but it was $5 dollars per game son!

VG Emblem

05-28-2006, 12:06 PM

God, shut the fuck up. You weren't even around for how horribly put together the NES was. Nintendo's made horrible hardware before. With the original Nintendo you had to do all kinds of crazy shit just to get your game started. Not to mention how the thing would freeze sometimes in the middle of your games for no fucking reason. You weren't around for the "Blow in the cartridge" phase, so seriously, shut the fuck.

Shit like that is why people think your mother should have swallowed.
Compared to other companies, Nintendo's systems are nearly fucking indestructible and you know it. Especially the Game Boy. I remember dropping my Game Boy Color down the stairs in my apartment, twice. Hit every single step, and these were concrete steps. Nothing happened except the battery cover popped out. Try that with any other system EVER and you won't see the same result.

Also, I think the "blow in the cartridge" era would come with owning a Genesis and N64.

Million

05-28-2006, 02:29 PM

Some people just don't want to admit that the era of sad-sack pussified systems didn't come until the arrival of playstation. Sony hit us off with new levels of substandard system quality.

Well, my Xbox allows me to play Unreal Championship 2, but not these new games I just got. *ah, and I can play the bonus content disc of Jade Empire....but not THE GODDAMN GAME. I'd gain much pleasure from cutting the arms off everyone who worked the assembly lines at Microsoft. Conker will show the loading screen, and that's it....it just shows loading screen forever. This is so beyond retarded. Once again, I feel like I'm in Bizzarro World, because apparently nobody else has a problem with today's systems being unbelievably shitty. The entire community of today's gamers has just rolled over and accepted the Industry Dick right up the ass with no lube. But...why? Why is everyone, including most here at srk, perfectly fine with this? Why is this *aiight*? Why did it one day become acceptable for systems to break down for the most absurdly simple reasons?(e.g.--"oops, I LOOKED at my Ps3 wrong. LOLZ good thing I gots warranty...") Jesus Christ Superstar, I just hate everything. That basically sums up my feelings towards this world, and humans/human nature in particular.

JackTenrac!

05-28-2006, 03:40 PM

I'll always hate on X-Box, even if Nintendo and Microsoft plan to join forces and sell off the idea of Master Chief banging Samus in a crossover game.

Sad moment in game/television history: when PARENTS thought that Power Rangers violence was too much for children. VR Troopers came out and they didn't have a problem with that, did they? This show surpasses PR in violence. Ryan Steele killed over 5 dozens of monsters by himself in the first episode alone, yet the Rangers probably mangle one or two monsters/episode and every trailer trash mom and dad say that's bad. Kids should know better. Monsters don't really exists and they were in suits. Armoured humans defeating monsters...

*InVeRs3*

05-28-2006, 04:30 PM

Compared to other companies, Nintendo's systems are nearly fucking indestructible and you know it. Especially the Game Boy. I remember dropping my Game Boy Color down the stairs in my apartment, twice. Hit every single step, and these were concrete steps. Nothing happened except the battery cover popped out. Try that with any other system EVER and you won't see the same result.

Also, I think the "blow in the cartridge" era would come with owning a Genesis and N64.
Genesis and N64 didn't even have that blow in the cartridge/alcohol'd cutip to clean/slap on your thigh problem with nintendo. Even if it did, for nes you had to do it every other time.

Companies don't even think of making systems indestructible. If you pay a lot of money on a system, chances are they'll assume you won't throw it down some stairs.

If you think durability to abuse makes a good system, you're wrong. It's all in the games. Stop confusing video game systems with women.

Azrael

05-28-2006, 04:32 PM

NES was a pain in the ass. I remember having to expel hurricane-force gale winds into my Bases Loaded just to get it to play. The Big N did make up for that though by making every system since damn near indestructible. I could drop kick my original Game Boy the length of a football field, pick it up, and still play Tetris without any problems.

I don't think Sega consoles have ever fucked up per se, but they have dropped some stinkers on us (Sega CD, 32X).

Million's right, Sony set the standard for suck. Isn't it common knowledge by now that you just don't buy first-gen Sony hardware because it WILL fuck up on you? I had a first gen PSX and not even that long into it, it started overheating and wouldn't play CGI properly. I had to have this huge fan stationed over it, and even then it still started fucking up. ...Amazingly enough, the old PSX would work perfectly...if I kept it upside down. :rofl:

I remember back in the day when I used to be a player in the whole video game internet world, I was kind of opposed to Sony's entrance in the game because it turned the scene way more corporate than it was before. They used their money and snatched up a lot of exclusive titles, like Tomb Raider and Resident Evil, so you almost had no choice but to buy a PSX.

Lantis

05-28-2006, 04:43 PM

Compared to other companies, Nintendo's systems are nearly fucking indestructible and you know it. Especially the Game Boy. I remember dropping my Game Boy Color down the stairs in my apartment, twice. Hit every single step, and these were concrete steps. Nothing happened except the battery cover popped out. Try that with any other system EVER and you won't see the same result.

So, do you go around dropping random consoles onto the steps or something on a regular basis?

They used their money and snatched up a lot of exclusive titles, like Tomb Raider and Resident Evil, so you almost had no choice but to buy a PSX.

Don't forget FF VII. That was, IMO, the crucial turn point in the console wars.

Rico!

05-28-2006, 04:45 PM

NES was a pain in the ass. I remember having to expel hurricane-force gale winds into my Bases Loaded just to get it to play.

that made me laugh. I remember sometimes i'd be dizzy after all that blowing and wouldnt even bother trying to get it to work any more.

i dont even buy first releases of systems anymore. I usually wait for huge price drops/second models because thats when they usually fix most of the problems.

arcticninja

05-28-2006, 04:46 PM

EMO-VENOM !!!

http://img.hottopic.com/is/image/HotTopic/285168_hi?$product$

someone stole my fucking shirt!

Million

05-28-2006, 04:47 PM

Have white girls just got better-looking these days? I was just catching a glimpse of Laguna Beach(*damn how old is that show now?! MTV is STILL repeating it!), where it was required that all broads on the show must be painfully cute and oh-so-fuckable....and then there's all the hot white ass I saw at Target and the mall yesterday and today. It seems like they just weren't on this level of hotness to me years ago...especially not in the 80s or early 90s. Have they actually evolved?

...or is it just the preppy style that's so prevalent today? (*I think it really began in the earlier 2000s though..) I think that's got to be a factor, at least for me. I'm loving all the ridiculously short hollister or A&F skirts, with their cute polo shirts and occasional big movie-star/Paris Hilton-wannabe Hollywood/Rodeo Drive sunglasses...coming out of Starbucks...sometimes with a frayed denim skirt on to go with the polo or nautica shirt, and flip-flops..cute little white ass jigglin' with every step...talkin' on an impossibly small cell.phone...they are so...MTVed now........I'm getting aroused just thinking up the visual.
...but yeah, it's the whole preppy-whitegirl stereotype...it's clear to me after analyzing it more closely just then. This is the reason I got hooked on Laguna Beach a few months ago when they had constant marathons during the holidays.

...the girls on Sweet 16 aren't cool though. I really can't stand them. I'd hit, sure(*assuming we're in a state where 16 is the legal age...of course..)...but that's the end of it. They're worth nothing more.

I've now reminded myself of the great song by Mighty Casey.....a BET Uncut classic---White Girls. Download it or something if you haven't heard it. It could possibly be the new black man's national anthem. I used to doubt or even challenge the notion that a white girl was the black man's kryptonite...but these days....I'm thinking maybe I was wrong all this time...and the stereotype holds true.....as I have become another sadly-predictable and cliched example. Unfortunate, as some of you may have noticed, I tend to not like cliched thought or actions....

...but I just can't help myself. They look so....adorable...delicious....PRIME target for The Bone™. :sweat:

VG Emblem

05-28-2006, 05:09 PM

Genesis and N64 didn't even have that blow in the cartridge/alcohol'd cutip to clean/slap on your thigh problem with nintendo. Even if it did, for nes you had to do it every other time.

Companies don't even think of making systems indestructible. If you pay a lot of money on a system, chances are they'll assume you won't throw it down some stairs.

If you think durability to abuse makes a good system, you're wrong. It's all in the games. Stop confusing video game systems with women.
My Genesis system is long gone dead, but my N64 you have to do it nearly everytime. Granted, almost no one plays it anymore, but still.

I didn't say that, but it's certainly a plus and you can't deny it.

JackTenrac!

05-28-2006, 05:28 PM

I just saw that the cell phone commercial with those three friends and somehow, I wish that I was in a clique like that... Me, another guy and a lady of sorts. Like damn pretty much.

...aww crap.:sad:

FistsofFury

05-28-2006, 07:26 PM

Companies don't even think of making systems indestructible. If you pay a lot of money on a system, chances are they'll assume you won't throw it down some stairs.

If you think durability to abuse makes a good system, you're wrong. It's all in the games. Stop confusing video game systems with women.

Well I don't think most people drop systems down stairs..an NES would have shattered on some stairs.

I'm talking about a system just sitting there, maybe every few months or so unplugged and moved but nothing beyond just regular use.

Should we expect a system with that kind of lack of danger to only last short of a decade?

Or maybe the systems should be more maintinence friendly. Like perhaps gamestop could sell lenses, or various little electronic parts that keep things working. This should happen in the future as systems seem to be getting more expensive.

Is that asking too much? To have an if not sturdy then easily fixable gaming machine?

RoninChaos

05-28-2006, 08:39 PM

It's a long day, Jason. A long fucking day. And I'm getting tired of getting PMs about him being retarded. VG if you want to post your "revelations in life", do it on livejournal.com.

TheSix

05-28-2006, 10:00 PM

VG Emblem

05-28-2006, 10:32 PM

It's a long day, Jason. A long fucking day. And I'm getting tired of getting PMs about him being retarded. VG if you want to post your "revelations in life", do it on livejournal.com.
Wait, people are actually sending you PMs about this shit?

Wow, that is really fucking lame. It's hilarious how every single dickrider feels the need to flame me, usually for no reason. Notice the last 3 topics I made had absolutley NOTHING to do with video games, but they still attack me about Nintendo shit. I'm not going to tell them to stop, because this is a forum, where everybody is entitled to say what they want within the rules. But it's pretty stupid that they complain to you to tell me, the person who isn't even doing anything wrong, to stop it.

Rico!

05-28-2006, 10:41 PM

for some reason I keep watching japanese tv shows. The one I was watching was called Shimura Zoo, which...umm.. i dunno what the hell this show is about, other than all the animals they keep showing. PICS:

The show started off with some old guy (http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060316tensaishimuradoubuts.jpg) carrying in a mystery person's dog (http://img511.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060316tensaishimuradoubuts.jpg). They were cooking up some mystery meat (http://img517.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060316tensaishimuradoubuts.jpg) on the show. The old guy was going to try a peice and everyone looked in suspense (http://img511.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060316tensaishimuradoubuts1.jpg), then freaked out (http://img511.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060316tensaishimuradoubuts2.jpg) once he actually ate it. :confused: What the heck could it be? Then came the guessing game, in which they showed around the mystery person's house (http://img511.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060316tensaishimuradoubuts4.jpg), then gave clues (http://img517.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060316tensaishimuradoubuts1.jpg) about this person (http://img511.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060316tensaishimuradoubuts5.jpg). Then the people would guess (http://img511.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060316tensaishimuradoubuts6.jpg) and whisper the person they thought it was in the old guy's ear.

If they guessed correctly they were rewarded with the mystery meat:
http://img511.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060316tensaishimuradoubuts7.jpg
http://img517.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060316tensaishimuradoubuts2.jpg
http://img515.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060316tensaishimuradoubuts.jpg

Then the mystery lady showed up, and when asked what they would call these three douchebags (http://img517.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060316tensaishimuradoubuts3.jpg) in america, she responded with "three stupid boys" (http://img515.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060316tensaishimuradoubuts1.jpg), and they did some ...dance? (http://img515.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060316tensaishimuradoubuts2.jpg)

the rest of the show was quite boring and i couldn't bear watching, but there was a monkey playing baseball at some point...*sigh*...

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Kids need more ass whoopings these days. I'm tired of seeing little kids hit their mothers and talk back in public. My ass got slapped across the face everytime i tried some shit like that when i was younger, and I grew to be somewhat more respectful. My brothers didnt get the same treatment and now they're growing up to be little delinquents.

Dan?

05-29-2006, 12:09 AM

Kids need more ass whoopings these days. I'm tired of seeing little kids hit their mothers and talk back in public. My ass got slapped across the face everytime i tried some shit like that when i was younger, and I grew to be somewhat more respectful. My brothers didnt get the same treatment and now they're growing up to be little delinquents.

Quoted for Truth.

If I acted up I got the death-glare for the first offense, and if I pushed it once more it was a whoopin from pops. He even used to give me robotussin when I was sick.

The kids these days don't even know, and they show no respect.

Tantin

05-29-2006, 12:15 AM

'The Snap' was my end game. Something was wrong, my mother would snap. If it didn't stop, and I wasn't at her side right then, I got beat. That shit will make you paranoied in a loud place. She didn't care if you didn't hear the snap.

VG Emblem

05-29-2006, 12:48 AM

I now present, the true interpretation of the SSBB theme:

Rob the Hot dog!
Any booze?
So this is russle's pee.
Lick my (nsfw) at hoggy's.
I'll eat the dog.
Any booze?
Do it for ted.
Lick my (nsfw) for Ted.
I wanna watch a video!
I'll probably throw in a video!
Hey there's a peeing moose!
Peeing for Ted.
Hey, the people are stealing warm milk!
DECAY!
I'll dust the cake.
Who stole this cold cheese from me?
Great all my evil plans,
we won't last very long.
They're the man now dog!
Corn dog...
While it's wetting Ted's sheets.

http://robthehotdog.ytmnd.com/
XD

tondashocka

05-29-2006, 12:56 AM

Yesterday I went through a bin of N64 games and snatched up Mario 64 and Super Smash Bros. I wanted to get Paper Mario, but it was 25 dollars... yea right.

Goldeneye was like eleven dollars, but to say I RAN THAT GAME IN THE GROUND is an understatement. Me and my buddy used to sit in the glass area of the Stack and snipe 3 rooms over... As much as I didn't want to, I turned it down =(

JackTenrac!

05-29-2006, 09:25 AM

Makes you want to beat them YOURSELVES.

I want to, actually. In fact, I probably will to my rabbit. Bear got his from his momma. Hand, spoon, you name it, she'll use it. She even threw a shoe at me with a surprisingly good spiral once. I could swear she was CFL/NFL material. Best form of discipline.

Million

05-29-2006, 12:14 PM

Another name just came to mind that sticks out as "lame" in my mind...DUNCAN. What the hell, man? That's almost as overall dorky/goofy as MILTON who was getting beat up by a Brad. The only thing besides "dork" that comes to mind when I hear of a "Duncan" is Duncan Hines. Hey, that would be funny if the family name happens to be Hines...and you name your son "Duncan", just to be silly at his expense.

*at work, I searched the system, but unfortunately where was no "Mike Hunt". There is a Mike Hunter on file though...close, but no cigar. But yeah...even the movie "Class Act" kinda makes fun of Duncans...as the main character, who is a tremendously nerdy Chris Reid(Kid from Kid N Play) is "Duncan Penderhughes"....heh, "Blade Brown", on the other hand...he was cool.

haha...even Man-at-Arms' in He-man....his real name was "Duncan", but nobody called him that....he probably would've whooped their ass if he was called that. He was always "Man-at-Arms".

"Abby" on Days of Our Lives has grown up quite nicely...yessss...

Taito

05-29-2006, 05:40 PM

I'm tired of Nintendo nerds bashing Sony as if when Nintendo was king, they didn't pull half of the bullshit Sony does now. Cheap/defective hardware? CHECK. Content control? CHECK. Proprietary hardware? CHECK. False/doctored game preview screens? CHECK.

Nintendo's arrogance pissed off enough key developers that they gravitated to the company that did everything right.. to analogize, in 1994 Sony was the single guy at the club/bar prowling for the chick/developers that's tired of her complacent boyfriend/Nintendo. The bf has grown lazy, overconfident and at times abusive, oblivious of how fed up her girl is (with Nintendo's Exclusivity Clause and their history of restricting mature content on their platforms). But single guy is gonna have his shit together, wearing his best clothes and throwing out the best lines ("CD-ROMs!" "Video game Sex and violence is okay with us!"), and if he bags the chick his bedroom skills will be A+ and he'll stay on his best behavior afterwards (PS1 being easy to develop for with none of Nintendo's licensing fees).. basically the stuff you hear out of the typical R&B song. So now that Single Guy scooped up lazy bf's chick, he's gonna get lazy himself and get away with stuff he couldn't get away with when he first met the girl, and the girl will go along with it because despite the bullshit (SCEA discouraging 2D games, making PS2 harder to program for) the relationship overall works (huge userbase). Well ex-bf doesn't like having a dry dick so he has to sell himself and get another girl (a strong PR guy, new management, pushing the innovation card). If his game is strong enough he might get his old girl back on his team or someone better (Nintendo changes the way vgs are made/played and the market changes accordingly, leaving Sony playing catch-up).. BUT would ex-bf guy have to pull any of this if Single Guy didn't snatch his girl from under his nose? Probably not.

Uh, long story short, doesn't matter who rules video games, the market leader will abuse their power because they CAN. Sony sold 100M flagship consoles back-to-back, so they can ship DRE-afflicted and bank-breaking Trojan Horses because they KNOW they have what the public wants and they will buy. Meanwhile the hungry competitors will have to work harder to stay relevant in the public eye. If the competitors gain the top spot they won't act any different than Sony.

It's really bad on the Internet these days. I'd say Nintendo nerds have rose to second place as most annoying fanbase next to Asiaphiles.

Taito

05-29-2006, 05:55 PM

And on another note, I broke off from that girl I talked about a couple days ago.. her insane phone behavior is basically a projection of her insecurity.. I'm tired of being accused of cheating/lying and getting 'security check' phone calls when I've been on nothing but my best behavior (I don't even like any of these girls out here.. I have YET to see ONE dime British chick anywhere.. physically, there is no temptation to fuck around at all).. being single is better than getting put under a microscope.

Fuck her.. and fuck England! (no offense to any UK SRKers.. but seriously, fuck this place)

Nemesis00

05-29-2006, 06:30 PM

Chancleta = the ultimate parenting tool

Azrael

05-29-2006, 06:35 PM

The video game factions on the internet have always been bad. Back when the internet was still "new" even, I remember that shit raging on in the AOL forums and what not. That was when Sony first got into the game, and it was Nintendo Vs Sega Vs Sony. Everybody had a side, and if you didn't support that side you were The Enemy, period.

I dunno if I'll be getting a PS3 (I barely play my PS2) but if I did, I'd be sure to wait until the price dropped AND the hardware became more stable.

Hunter D

05-29-2006, 06:38 PM

The video game factions on the internet have always been bad. Back when the internet was still "new" even, I remember that shit raging on in the AOL forums and what not. That was when Sony first got into the game, and it was Nintendo Vs Sega Vs Sony. Everybody had a side, and if you didn't support that side you were The Enemy, period.

Ant army representing motherfucker. Shit was crazy in 1995 and 96.

Taito

05-29-2006, 06:59 PM

Yeah it's true that insane fanboyism is nothing new.. there was just a refreshing calm for the past several years when PS 1+2 just wiped its ass with the competition.. Sega fans were silenced, Nintendo fans were silenced, and MS fans couldn't brag too much. Nfans' voices got louder when DS absolutely exploded and a Nintendo product finally whupped a Sony product. The 'calm' was the exception rather than the rule in videogames.

JackTenrac!

05-29-2006, 07:11 PM

What's the deal with couples saying they are "married"? especially the brown ones? if you're sooooo married, why are you kids still not able to see each other publicly around your parents? why are you not getting busy, and making babies ? or seen as a married couple in the face of God or whatever you worship? can I visit YOUR house? do your parents know that YOU TWO are married? when was the wedding? who married you off?
where's the cans?

Wedding Ring? Photos? drunk cousins? Deadbeat DJ? Uncle Ted?

Better off saying you're amish. I'll believe you.

...that went well.

Azrael

05-29-2006, 07:27 PM

Ant army representing motherfucker. Shit was crazy in 1995 and 96.
I was with a group called Vortex Gaming Online. Most of us started off as staffers with another group called Enigma, but we branched off when we realized the leader of Enigma was a dumbass. Enigma later "merged" with ANT but really just got absorbed up.

Man, we had some battles. Enigma hated us and tried to take us down on more than one occasion. Then when they joined ANT, I thought we'd have to go up against the ANT Army for awhile but luckily we never clashed. I think that was around the end of our peak anyway. Not that we ever did anything special. :rofl: We did have Viscant working for us at one point though.

Ah, good times.

Rico!

05-29-2006, 08:02 PM

What's the deal with couples saying they are "married"? especially the brown ones?

with that said, "wifey" is the dumbest pet name i've ever heard amongst these married brown people.

guy: "Oh shit son my wifey is calling"
me: "shut the fuck up, please"

I have no idea why people using certain words just piss me off. Like uber, awesome, and "moms". as in, "my moms is calling me now" and "your moms is over there". That S doesn't belong there stupid ass!!!

---

Man, I've done nothing this entire weekend. Feeling so damn lazy after two whole weeks of intensive work out. BACK TO WORK TOMORROW!!! Ain't no way I'm becoming out of shape again. So hard to get back into the groove when you lay off working out for months at a time.

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I had another terrible dream which involved me getting caught making out with another ugly girl by my friends. I don't even like this girl so I dont know why I was having this dream in the first place. :*( Guess its one of my hidden fears.

SNAAAAKE

05-29-2006, 08:31 PM

yay happy birthday to me :wasted: I love my family btw..no one said a thing yet. forget about getting me presents..my momma just "borrowed"(usually I never get it back) $50 from me cuz she needed to buy something. amazing how I am supposed to care so much.

yeah life goes on...

kcxj

05-29-2006, 09:02 PM

no9176:

Where are you watching Japanese TV from? Everything is so randomly hilarious, and plus they can show boobs and upskirts too. :tup:

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This woman flaked on me via text message last Saturday. That's fucked up because if you're going to flake on me, I'd appreciate a phone call instead. Anyway, I called her back after I read her message, but she didn't pick up. Later that night I got another text message saying, "Sorry, I forgot my phone." and "I'll see you at work tonight <3."

Man, what a controlling brat...

But it's not her fault that she's acting like this. It's a woman's natural tendency to fight for control like this to weed out the wusses, but I'm not a needy wuss who would do anything and tolerate anything for a woman (including cutting off his own penis), so I made sure NOT to see her work.

Give her the gift of missing you. It's her own fault she was a flake and she didn't get to have her emotional pleasure fix from being around me.

I come home today to find that she sent me a "haven't seen u for a long time~", let's hang out on Thrusday (a day which I picked btw), "I promise to treat you~" e-mail. :rofl:

mr. newbie

05-29-2006, 09:20 PM

why do people say congratulations when you have a baby? as if putting a penis in a vagina is difficult.

maxx

05-29-2006, 09:28 PM

why do people say congratulations when you have a baby? as if putting a penis in a vagina is difficult.

cause many things can happen that make it worth congradulating when they have a baby.

they could:

-lose the baby
-be shooting blanks
-have a retard
-mothers womb eats it?

Lantis

05-29-2006, 10:01 PM

But it's pretty stupid that they complain to you to tell me, the person who isn't even doing anything wrong, to stop it.

I find that somewhat hilarious, for some reason.....

Dan?

05-29-2006, 10:16 PM

Better off saying you're amish. I'll believe you.

When I was in DC some cashier looked at me and asked 'A...are you amish?' because of my chops. Is it wrong to think that was pretty cool to have such enormous sideburns that someone would mistake me for amish even in a 4-story mall in the Capital?

VG Emblem

05-29-2006, 10:22 PM

I find that somewhat hilarious, for some reason.....
Name me an actual rule I've broken.

Go ahead, I'm waiting.

Rico!

05-29-2006, 10:25 PM

no9176:

Where are you watching Japanese TV from? Everything is so randomly hilarious, and plus they can show boobs and upskirts too. :tup:

Random places all over the net. Sometimes streams or torrents.

Pics from a show called Mecha Ike:

The guest was this rather large foreheaded girl named Amuro Nami (http://img111.imageshack.us/my.php?image=amuronamieyabecchisushimechaik.jpg) promoting her CD at a sushi bar (http://img47.imageshack.us/my.php?image=amuronamieyabecchisushimechaik.jpg). The cast of this show included a guy with a sharpie beard (http://img111.imageshack.us/my.php?image=amuronamieyabecchisushimechaik1.jpg) and these two hideous old hags (http://img47.imageshack.us/my.php?image=amuronamieyabecchisushimechaik1.jpg). (HIDEOUS (http://img47.imageshack.us/my.php?image=amuronamieyabecchisushimechaik2.jpg)! !!)

The other show I watched (Tokyo Beat) had Koda Kumi (http://img111.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tv20060407tokyobeatkodakumipar.jpg) (haha funny shaped head) as a guest, but nothing weird there, just regular talking.

Now I only had a glimpse at the this other show, called Sui10!, and this shit is so funny and random as fuck. One part of this episode has a guy in a dress with green paint all over his face drinking printer ink. The next five minutes is him coughing it all up. :rofl: pics will come later...

Lantis

05-29-2006, 10:27 PM

Name me an actual rule I've broken.

Go ahead, I'm waiting.

How about breaking the "I'm acting like an attention whore so I like to clutter the forum with my flamebait threads so I can probably make a name for myself in the negative way of speaking" rule?

ShinAkumax

05-29-2006, 10:47 PM

I turned 25 a few days ago.... Que sera, sera

TheSix

05-29-2006, 10:49 PM

Do people still eat animal crackers? I haven't had some in years.

Azrael

05-29-2006, 10:58 PM

Japanese TV is the pit of awful. It may seem amusing at first as a novelty, or because you don't understand what they're saying, but if you had to live here and watch this shit whenever you turned your TV on, you'd hate it with a fiery burning passion as I do.

God bless my satellite. *kisses it*

Rico!

05-29-2006, 11:03 PM

thats why I watch it sparingly. Spanish TV is just as stupid (only with VERY hot women), and just about every channel in the US has one variation of Law and Order playing at any time of the day. Or green day.

Aside from 24, I don't watch TV at all any more.

*InVeRs3*

05-29-2006, 11:06 PM

why do people say congratulations when you have a baby? as if putting a penis in a vagina is difficult.

Babies aren't special either.

I don't want to have a baby ever in my lifetime. I hate them. i just want to punch a baby right now.

edit:
Everytime I look into the future, and I imagine I have a wife (NO!!!) and a new baby (even more no!) I see myself really unhappy. I'm married, and I've already told you what I think about marriage. Next, I got a kid. I just can't see myself loving something I just met, it doesn't even talk or anything. I understand why people love their new borns, but as for me I don't like babies.

TheSix

05-29-2006, 11:08 PM

thats why I watch it sparingly. Spanish TV is just as stupid (only with VERY hot women)....

Do you see the shit they get away with on that channel?! Man I love it. Rebelde is softcore porn at its limits.

Lantis

05-29-2006, 11:25 PM

Do you see the shit they get away with on that channel?! Man I love it. Rebelde is softcore porn at its limits.

I'm telling you guys, you're missing out on that account. I used to watch "Rebelde" all the time when I was in Mexico, mostly because it fulfills the classic "schoolgirl" fantasies in a soap. Fine ladies in skimpy skirts 4 TEH WEEEEEEEN!

Check it out on Univision now at 2PM eastern/1PM central. You dirty pervs. :wink:

Azrael

05-29-2006, 11:30 PM

Yeah, 24 is the best thing to happen to TV since it was invented.

I almost don't even watch Japanese TV anymore. I mainly watch Satellite FOX, which gives me Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, and other assorted crap. I also watch Cartoon Network for Teen Titans, Justice League, and Beast Machines. For Japanese TV, I'll still watch Ainori (a Road-Rules-ish relationship show) and Spring of Trivia.

I've been kind of thinking though, I think I lead a Monitor Lifestyle. I mean, I get home from work, turn on the TV, and jump on the internet. I'm in front of some digital display. If I'm not on the net, then I'm mindlessly watching TV. This can't be good. I'm trying to keep my TV off and shut off my computer more. It should give me more time to seriously read books, something I haven't truly done since high school.

I also want to build more Gundam models. ...I know it's a terribly dorky habit, but I enjoy it. And I should take advantage of it while I'm here and not having to pay import prices. I already have Wing Zero Custom on my desk - he's badass. I might just shell out for the huge model.

kcxj

05-30-2006, 01:33 AM

I know everybody here is sick of my women posts, but check out this (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/cherryl.jpg) woman that responded to my profile a couple days ago. I didn't even have to search for or e-mail her first and she's interested in me. Whoa! :bgrin:

Anyway, she's a stupid, attention whore brat, and there are over 25 responses to each one of her pictures (and even more on her comments page) all from these ridiculously lame Asian males who probably made the posts with one hand on the keyboard and the other one on their weiners.

She is definitely scorable though, so it's fucking on.

She wrote she likes to meet "new friends" in her profile. The e-mail I sent to her is...

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Subject: new friends?
Honey, you could be some guy sitting in his mom's basement petting his chicken for all I know.

Not even an e-mail to say hi first and you're expecting me to blindly accept your friend request. *tsk, tsk*

Nice try, but I'm not that easy. ;)

-K

p.s. Some more pictures to show who you REALLY are and some more information besides just "if that tells you anything" would be desirable. If you really are the lithe, sleek, and daring lady you're trying communicate through your profile, then we'll talk.
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I didn't accept her friend request by the way. Since I'm the selective one and not her, she's going to have reply to my e-mail to prove she's not really a guy sitting in his mom's basement petting a chicken first.

JackTenrac!

05-30-2006, 04:04 AM

Bear Ryoma found his keys today after 2 months. Behind the drawer lied the holy grail: 6 sets of keys(three or so for the house, two for my dad's apt.)with the nail clip and Pocket Swiss Army Knife still intact.

* hears chamber music in the background and a heavenly glow towards the set*

I feel it. The energy. I have now restored...some of the power! My original effects hording is near completion. Party on!

---

hi5 = my old friends have come back to haunt me!

My old school friends are here. Sadly, my first girlfriend... is not. Aww well. I'm siq anyway. Doctor null. These people know me best as Tyson, so I don't mind. Middle School and High School before relocation was the illiest.

---

40 degrees out in toronto land and a movie is coming out on 6/6/6. Speak of the...you get it. :S

EDIT:

^ hate it too. Even when a grown man says it. He lives with his girl, not married, and he'll say that. Wifey is another stupid way. If a woman I am with dare calls me hubby and I didn't propose to her yet, I'd on hate her for a week.

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btw Million, would you bang Miss Fairweather?

Azrael

05-30-2006, 04:19 AM

The old American DBZ Theme, Rock the Dragon, while still shitty was kind of catchy in it's own right.

However, the Canadian DBZ Theme is just God-awful. I mean, God-awful. It's like somebody took a shit on a synthesizer, and then somehow the shit learned how to play and started pounding out notes. It's that bad.

Slide

05-30-2006, 04:30 AM

It's a long day, Jason. A long fucking day. And I'm getting tired of getting PMs about him being retarded. VG if you want to post your "revelations in life", do it on livejournal.com.

Dag, i REALLY understand about the long day thing.
Either way though, it's pretty sad that people are PMing you about this shit, when VG Emblem isn't even ruining the forums. He's just posting, just like everybody else. He doesn't even go out of his way to give anyone a hard time, but everyone goes out of their way to give him a hard time though. People need to re-examine their priorities if they're sitting up here trying to give a 13 yr old hard time on a forum. That's all, it's just getting old.

*InVeRs3*

05-30-2006, 06:16 AM

If everyone with an active myspace account dropped dead, the world would be a MUCH better place. Im almost certain.

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WoW is for noobs. Skill please.

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Waffles > Pancakes.

Waffles can hold syrup better. I agree.

I'm thinking of getting guild wars. Since the level cap is 20, how long does it take to get to it? How long will it take me to get all my skills? Ice Elementalist primary with Necro cursing seems interesting to me. Where can I learn some good combinations?

On paper, this looks very fun. I like how you can really customize your characters and stuff. Graphics look nice too

Taito

05-30-2006, 07:42 AM

What the fuck are WINGDINGS and why does this font still come STANDARD with Windows and other MS programs?

Golftee train ambulance

xjester

05-30-2006, 08:10 AM

Ive been having weird dreams lately.
like last night, I overthrew a totalatarian goverment that was organizing in a 6 flags. And I think I was cyclops. With woverines claws.

Roxie

05-30-2006, 08:23 AM

What the fuck are WINGDINGS and why does this font still come STANDARD with Windows and other MS programs?

Golftee train ambulance

Windings (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wingdings)

Wiki <3~

Wingdings has a history of controversy. In 1992, only days after the release of Windows 3.1, it was discovered that the character sequence "NYC" in Wingdings was rendered as Skull and crossbones symbol, Star of David, and thumbs up gesture. This could be interpreted as a message of approval of killing Jews, especially those from New York City.

Dan?

05-30-2006, 08:43 AM

Dag, i REALLY understand about the long day thing.
Either way though, it's pretty sad that people are PMing you about this shit, when VG Emblem isn't even ruining the forums. He's just posting, just like everybody else. He doesn't even go out of his way to give anyone a hard time, but everyone goes out of their way to give him a hard time though. People need to re-examine their priorities if they're sitting up here trying to give a 13 yr old hard time on a forum. That's all, it's just getting old.

I'd sig this if I were you, VG. It contains much truth and probably won't get any better than this.

I am sick as a dog right now and still at work. If some old lady comes in for a battery, and I sneeze on her, she might drop dead from my plague right then and there. That might be somewhat awkward.

Million

05-30-2006, 11:29 AM

that so called "vacation" was pathetic. This 3day weekend felt like it lasted exactly 4 minutes. At least I got to see what's going on in the soaps. Apparently Luis finally knows what Beth has been up to all this time...and apparently there's a new Kay. Todd was just executed on One Life to Live.

Susan Lucci's daughter is so damn HOT. (*she plays "Gwen" on "Passions") I'd still tag Susan Lucci's narrow-but-still-hot ass too. She still hasn't hit the wall yet.

damnnnn Theresa still looks NICE. :sweat: It's a good thing she's still the original Theresa(Lindsay Korman...I forgot what her name is now, since she married the guy that played Fox for awhile) Theresa is looking even better than ever now. I love this show.

Roxie

05-30-2006, 12:33 PM

I don't even like chocolate today.
That's how much I'm hating everything

xjester

05-30-2006, 12:37 PM

Im having a hard time deciding on what to do with this stick art im working on.
oh well.

Rico!

05-30-2006, 12:41 PM

I hate T-Mobile to go. There's almost no way to get custom wallpapers onto my phone. If i send a picture message, the attachment wont go through. If someone sends me a picture message via another phone, i have to actually log onto their website just to view the picture. Thus this phone is only useful for phone calls. FUCK T-mobile!!

TheSix

05-30-2006, 01:04 PM

The old American DBZ Theme, Rock the Dragon, while still shitty was kind of catchy in it's own right.

That was the first song I learned how to play on guitar :rofl:

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Has anybody ever took Greyhound? I gotta go down to LA this weekend and thats how im getting there.

Roxie

05-30-2006, 02:02 PM

Ok, so I had some low fat chocolate milk...

mr. newbie

05-30-2006, 02:45 PM

snip

words out of my e-mouth.

maxx

05-30-2006, 03:14 PM

Dangerous J

05-30-2006, 03:19 PM

Food poisoning sucks so bad.....

Vomiting and explosive diarrhea at the same time at 3 a.m.=teh suxxorz.
:razz:

JackTenrac!

05-30-2006, 03:48 PM

Million, you are avoiding the inevitable...

...that went well.

Taito

05-30-2006, 04:00 PM

Food poisoning sucks so bad.....

Vomiting and explosive diarrhea at the same time at 3 a.m.=teh suxxorz.
:razz:
Yeah, food poisoning and fighting with my girl is pretty much how I spent the weekend. Good times.

Million

05-30-2006, 04:16 PM

I think that hot piece in Slide's av is Selena Spice. She's all over the net these days...I'm sure she has frequent appearances in Srk's own Hot Black&Hispanic ladies thread or whatever it's called...it's in the image mishmash section. I have many pics of Ms. Spice too.

explosive diarrhea is always funny. I recorded the sounds of my own experience with it one time back in college, with my micro-cassette recorder. It was the result of an apparently bad burger from the Burger King at the "Sub" area in the student center. Heh, just the concept of explosive shitting makes me laugh. Imagine if someone perfected the art of this Exploding Ass Jutsu™, and used it in battle. That would be something, for sure...

X-Treme

05-30-2006, 05:18 PM

Ant army representing motherfucker. Shit was crazy in 1995 and 96.

Oh crap, I'm surprised anyone remembers that stuff, how the hell did they go under, I remember they just up and disappeared.

And those stupid "forums" we had back then where no one had new topics, they all just posted in the same topics and you had to hit "Next Message" until the end of time to see any new posts.:annoy:

Million

05-30-2006, 05:27 PM

I got a cute broad at the apartment office on tape today. The eyes of a voyeur are always watching....and from various angles most would not think possible. Byakugan!

There's not really enough "meat" to it to add to the "Crazy Story Thread!", but in addition to our fiery adventures...my friends and I sometimes would set a basketball on fire with the alcohol, and pass it around. This was kinda like our way of making NBA Jam...or at least a certain aspect of it....real.

JackTenrac!

05-30-2006, 05:45 PM

Today, I can honestly say that I am a roamer of sorts. A social nomad with no real group or crew... A badass in my own right and a rebel to the terms "let's hook up.". It appears as if I have chosen this path willingly. And I have made an oath to fufill its properties...I've journied alone many times, but with others, the adventures were not as sharable.

Rather be thata lone ranger in life. Maybe it's what God intended.

Social status is a personal choice. There are things that affect that choice before it is made, such as the past and the decisions we have made previously. It always seems as if there is a plus or minus in this equation. Benefit and or deficit. Victory, or defeat. Game reset, even.

arcticninja

05-30-2006, 06:02 PM

so I got told by my mom today that I shouldn't shave my uni-brow because "only gays do that".

my mom is fucking stupid.

Sheng-Long

05-30-2006, 06:08 PM

so I got told by my mom today that I shouldn't shave my uni-brow because "only gays do that".

my mom is fucking stupid.

she meant use p40 grit belt sander like real men do !!

Rico!

05-30-2006, 07:15 PM

Lol @ Sheng Long

Today, I can honestly say that I am a roamer of sorts. A social nomad with no real group or crew... A badass in my own right and a rebel to the terms "let's hook up.". It appears as if I have chosen this path willingly. And I have made an oath to fufill its properties...I've journied alone many times, but with others, the adventures were not as sharable.

Rather be thata lone ranger in life. Maybe it's what God intended.

I know exactly what you speak of. Of course its cool to have friends to hang out with, but I love donig what I want to do at this very moment in time, not having to wait for the other person to be ready to go. Sometimes I see people as obstacles, and I usually cut off all contatct from them in every way if I need to. No one gets in my way, bitch!!!

Plus I don't like being a part of a "group". You know when you see that one guy and say "oh he's one of the guys that hangs with [insert well known guy's name here]" or "he's in [popular guy's] group"? I don't want to be indentified like that.

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Last week, I told the girl I've been seeing to fuck off, litterally. it was one of those moments when her smile faded away and she looked like she was going to cry. Long story short, got friendzoned, so I dont feel like even thinking about her anymore. Twas so satisfying. So now I have waaaay too much free time and I'm on SRK and playing video games more than I should be. I'm even reading manga again. :rofl:

The search continues...

GreyFoxx

05-30-2006, 09:45 PM

Is it werid too have Starbucks girls hit on you? If so must be the carmel frap i get or maybe i getting mixed signals becuase they really want a grande instead of tall?

Roxie

05-30-2006, 09:46 PM

She's a girl, right?

Then count your f'in blessings.

Lantis

05-30-2006, 10:01 PM

Another random show I caught on cable this week was one called "Talk Sex". It's obviously a late night show, and the premise seemed interesting...until I found out that the host was a nasty 70-year old hag. Listening to her talk about penises and oral sex made my meat go limpy. :wasted:

And why is it that in every bar that I happen to go into (not that I visit those places often), they ALWAYS have the same golf arcade game? I thought it was only a Chicago bar thing...but after I walked into a bar here in Atlanta, the game made an appearance again! :confused:

ethnic_scrap

05-30-2006, 10:26 PM