The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[TheSix]

Ya'll talking about that old lady with the frizzy hair? Yeah she came to my school as well. The class was very immature...so when she put the condom around the banana, it was all bad.

And that golf game has its own scene just like we do.

[kcxj]

I like that song "The Tide Is High" by Blondie. There are brass horns and steel drums in the background so it makes me think of a tropical beach. The lyrics sing (literally) to my idealized self as a guy too. It's about a girl being persistent and chasing after the guy she likes.

How cool is that, huh? You don't have to do anything, and the girls are chasing after you instead.

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Even though it's about a wussy, needy guy, I like "Open Arms" by Journey too. There is guitar music on there, so it's cheating and girls are magically turned on for no reason whenever they hear it. I'm considering right now whether it's worth investing my time to learn the piano part.

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Every time I get a new e-mail, I feel... excited.

I can actively sense my heart rate increasing, and I become extremely tempted to open it up, read it, and reply right away.

The dating book I've studying teaches the first thing to do when a woman e-mails you is to NOT reply though. Don't even look at it. Let it sit there for a couple days. Once you do open it up, throughly read it, make sure clearly understand everything she's trying to communicate to you (both in subtle and obvious ways), and only then do you create a response depending on what she said.

I don't like waiting, and it feels like procrastination. Again, I'd be an idiot to argue with science and what works though.

Smoothcat tip --> Only check your e-mail on Fridays.

I don't know if I would go that far, but it feel good when you open up your inbox and you have messages from 5-6 different girls in there, instead of just the one or none you would get if you checked the mailbox every day.

I'm still going to check my mailbox everyday, but I'm going to discipline myself to not even click (nevermind read and reply right away) whenever I see I have a new e-mail from a female.

[TS]

Jesus Christ, they're making a Fantastic Four sequel. I wonder if this one will be good...?

Fuck Golden Tee.

[*InVeRs3*]

so I got told by my mom today that I shouldn't shave my uni-brow because "only gays do that".

my mom is fucking stupid.

LOL. Dude, I had a unibrow. I admit, I'm not a fashionable guy, I kinda look like shaggy from scooby doo. Not a fan of smelling good, dressing nice, fixing my hair, etc. BUT UNIBROWS AINT COOL MAN.

You gotta tell your momma that.

[JackTenrac!]

Another random show I caught on cable this week was one called "Talk Sex". It's obviously a late night show, and the premise seemed interesting...until I found out that the host was a nasty 70-year old hag. Listening to her talk about penises and oral sex made my meat go limpy. :wasted:


Sue Johanson (http://www.womensplacestcatharines.ca/images/SueJohanson.jpg) , I presume. She came to our school and is renouned for her "experience". So, she either must be good or someone video-taped her work on an inflatable version of Ken.

Ya'll act even Million wouldn't hit it....

...would you, MillioN?:wonder:

[marcusg]

It burns when I pee and never had sex.

[Roxie]

to the urologist with you!

[arcticninja]

yeah, that golf game is called Golden Tee and I'm pretty sure it's everywhere in North America. I would go so far to say that the scene for it is at least 10 times bigger than the street fighter scene.

When I was in Hawaii a couple months ago, my *hotel bar* had it.

[Rico!]

I like that song "The Tide Is High" by Blondie. There are brass horns and steel drums in the background so it makes me think of a tropical beach. The lyrics sing (literally) to my idealized self as a guy too. It's about a girl being persistent and chasing after the guy she likes.

How cool is that, huh? You don't have to do anything, and the girls are chasing after you instead.



didnt i tell ya'll about europe already?

[JackTenrac!]

It burns when I pee...

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas!

[arcticninja]

I'm so fucking bored at work.

According to my calculations, I will have read the entire internet by 1:30.

[Dan?]

I'm so fucking bored at work.

According to my calculations, I will have read the entire internet by 1:30.

Let's race.

[JackTenrac!]

In class. I really don't fit in at the present time.

aww well.

[ShinAkumax]

I just ate 10 corndogs and 2 slices of pizza in one sitting. I feel most unsexy but quite manly.

[GreyFoxx]

Why is my favorite channel on the cable is CLTV? If i move to Iowa with my girl is it worth it too lose my fast-ass internet for sex and company....the mind boggles? Its funny when your trying to dig up dirt too get your boss fired.

[xjester]

I love the pizza place across the street from me.
Great stuff.

[Roxie]

I love hummus.

[TehNewGuy]

I had an "awesome blossom" last night at Chilis for the first time because the whole group got one to share. Needless to say, I liked it so much that I ate 3/4 of it, and became the most hated man at that table.

[xjester]

Those are good, especialy with that orangey dip stuff they give you.

[Airthrow]

I shave my unibrow. Why the fuck would you WANT to look like a goddamn caveman?

[ShinAkumax]

Pluck man, pluck. Shaving gives your eyebrows an odd look. Better yet, get your girlfriend OR a girlfriend to do it for you.

[Dan?]

Oh! Oh! I know! Burn em off!

[Roxie]

actually, wax/pluck combo is best.

[ShinAkumax]

So... I'm thinking of joining the swinging lifestyle. Found a willing girl... has anyone tried this before?

[DropOff]

I just realised that I associate certain video games with certain foods. When I remember Mario Kart 64 I think about pizza. Peperoni pizza on my birthday, the day I got my N64. Chips and Halo 2. Strangley enough I associate SF2 with curry chicken, because of my fijian next door niebor.

[abacabb]

Bugs vs Daffy: Who's funnier? I vote Daffy.

[Dan?]

Daffy. Nothing's impossible for Duck Twacey!

[ShinAkumax]

You post a lot...

[abacabb]

I mean I like Bugs and all but Daffy is just funnier. And Bugs is kinda annoying.

[Muff Daddy]

Bugs vs Daffy: Who's funnier? I vote Daffy.

Daffy without a doubt - but the old Daffy. The old Daffy was bat-shit insane to say the least. I have an old VHS tape with a selection of Daffy cartoons and he is fucking nuts. Look for an older episode called Birth of a Notion. Daffy is looking for someplace to stay because he is too lazy to fly south for the winter. The dog of the house ends up letting him stay there as long as he is quiet and doesn't disturb the dog's master(the creepy dude who is after Daffy's wishbone). The dog tells him, "OK, you can stay, BUT BE QUIET!!!" Daffy also refers to the creepy guy as a slovenly house keeper at one point - which I thought was hilarious. Also on that tape is Conrad the Sailor, another classic Daffy episode. There are many others, but these two stick out in my mind as the funniest - blows Bugs away imo.

[arcticninja]

actually, wax/pluck combo is best.


fuck that, I'm not sitting in front of a mirror for 2 hours plucking my eyebrows. *That's* gay. Three swipes with my razor and I'm done.

The only part of my body I would consider waxing is my back. And only cause I can't reach back there to shave it.

Have I grossed people out yet? Stay tuned for the next episode of "Fat Arab Man Hair Removal Hour Now With More Swearing".

[Dan?]

Have I grossed people out yet? Stay tuned for the next episode of "Fat Arab Man Hair Removal Hour Now With More Swearing".

What? The next episode isn't until next week?[/Fap-train derailed]

[Airthrow]

Pluck man, pluck. Shaving gives your eyebrows an odd look. Better yet, get your girlfriend OR a girlfriend to do it for you.

I don't shave the entire eyebrow, just the thinner hair that connects between the two eyebrows. About once a week. It ain't a big deal and no one can tell.

[Roxie]

I don't understanding the point of swining...of course that's prolly cause I'm strict monogamist...but I mean, why not just be single and have random sex?

[Million]

I just realised that I associate certain video games with certain foods. When I remember Mario Kart 64 I think about pizza. Peperoni pizza on my birthday, the day I got my N64. Chips and Halo 2. Strangley enough I associate SF2 with curry chicken, because of my fijian next door niebor.
slightly off that point...the Ninja Turtles always made me think of pizza. This would be obvious though, since that's seemingly all they ate. That must've been quite the awesome lifestyle there...they were ninjas, AND they could just eat pizza all day every day. Their idea of "variety" was just having different kinds of pizza. Why didn't any of the pizza franchises try some cross-promotional deal? It was a match made in heaven, really. Sometimes I wasn't even hungry, but when seeing an episode of the Turtles...or even playing one of the games...suddenly I'd be in the mood for pizza. Domino's or Pizza Hut or Lil' Caesar's could've made a killing by taking advantage of this.

*it definitely was a fact that Daffy was funnie than Bugs Bunny. I like both versions of Daffy...the crazy guy and the self-admitted greedy-slob asshole. My favorite episodes....oh there's too many...
-the one where him and Bugs found the gold(after taking a wrong turn at Alberquerque, NM, of course.)...and they had to deal with that sabre-weidling guy who said "HASSANNNNN CHOP!"

-The boxing match with him and Elmer Fudd. I still crack up when the fat duck introduces Elmer, and he can't even talk because he's laughing at how much of a sap sad sack he is....then the crowd(all ducks) boos....and Elmer's dog was the only one going "YAAYYYY!"...then he promptly got pelted with cans and vegetables.

-The Robin Hood episode...where Porky is Friar Tuck, and he's Robin....Porky laughs at him thru the whole episode. I dare anyone to watch this stuff and NOT laugh. "...I'll ho ho and haha him! ...with my TRUSTY QUARTER STAFF! *actually, it's a buck and a quarter quarter staff, but I'm not tellin' him that."

[Muff Daddy]

I don't understanding the point of swining...of course that's prolly cause I'm strict monogamist...but I mean, why not just be single and have random sex?

damn. how do people get into swinging? i mean, being single is where it's at for me right now - but swinging?! what the hell kind of sick twisted shit happens in your life to send you spiraling down that road?


if you're in a relationship you might think monogamy seems over-rated in the abstract, because people cheat ALL the time - but even still, you could still feel more comfortable being monogamous...







until the person you're with comes out and tells you, "Yeah, uh, I went to a swinger party last nite and got butt banged by a bunch of people and then did some butt banging myself... so yeah.... sorry about that..."

then you realize that monogamy really is over-rated and start going to swing parties yourself - you get jaded into it. and the next thing you know you're bringing MORE people to the party :looney: :party:

[Muff Daddy]

-The boxing match with him and Elmer Fudd. I still crack up when the fat duck introduces Elmer, and he can't even talk because he's laughing at how much of a sap sad sack he is....then the crowd(all ducks) boos....and Elmer's dog was the only one going "YAAYYYY!"...then he promptly got pelted with cans and vegetables.

:lol: man, i need to find that tape.

[JackTenrac!]

Bugs = Kyo
Daffy = K'

Kyo = overdone. K' = can kill Kyo if he wanted to, so it's Daffy.

[xjester]

cold fried chicken is almost as good as hot fried chicken.
Kinda like pizza.

[arcticninja]

that's fucking disgusting

[xjester]

Whats disgusting about it?

[marcusg]

Are you talking about fried cold chicken or baked? I prefer fried.

[abacabb]

Yea, cold chicken is damn good.

[xjester]

I said fried, didnt I?
Cold baked chicken would be gross.

[arcticninja]

Whats disgusting about it?


your face

[abacabb]

I actually like all forms of cold chicken. Fried, baked whatever as long as its chicken.

[Rico!]

In response to my own post (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3157979&postcount=8251), I was on an excercise bike reading a newspaper today when I got to the horoscope:

You can be extraordinarily ruthless when the need arises and if the planets are to be believed you will cut out of your life something, or someone, that you no longer need. Be warned, however, that there can be no going back: once you have made that break it cannot be repaired so think carefully before you make your next move.

Man, that's such bullshit :rofl: yet such a coincidence.

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Classes start tomorrow. Calc 2 and its a fucking six hour class. Three times a week. Man, that's bullshit. :annoy:

[kcxj]

Man, that's such bullshit :rofl: yet such a coincidence.

Remember you goal isn't to make the girl cry though. That's a mean and malicious thing to do, and whatever feeling of power or invigoration you get from suddenly breaking off contact with a woman like that, is nowhere near as satisfying as getting her into your bed instead.

As a man, don't tolerate any kind of second class or disrespectful behavior from a woman, but that's not right to make a woman cry just because you fucked up and friendzoned yourself. Women are people too. They'll get the idea you don't want to be around them anymore without you having to explicitly tell them to fuck off. You communicate your disinterest with your body language and you not returning their phone calls anymore.

Anyway, why are you even still thinking about her?

Move on. Go, go, go! :bgrin: What happened this time is your big epiphany and learning experience. Now you know to next time establish right off the bat that you're sexually interested in the new girl from the moment you make eye contact. I've found my life has become so much simpler (and satisfying) when I don't even bullshit about my intentions or feelings with any woman.

The, "Hi, I find you attractive and would like to have sex with you" communication without literally saying those words to her.

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RE: Spain/Europe

Are there any Asians there? Do they share the same aggressive, chase-the-man mentality of the native European women?

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My friend laughed at me the other night when I admitted I find the snaggle teeth some Japanese women have to be really sexy.

[Rico!]

^I didn't say I made her cry. She LOOKED as if she was going to cry. She got in my way when I was pissed and didn't take any warning so I told her off, simple as that. edit: Your whole post is made up of your own self made assumptions once again, so I dont even know why i'm responding to it... I'll stop posting any girl related stories because of Señor Don Juan here.

but about Spain: Who needs asians when you so many hot girls from all over europe? Like I said, its socially acceptable for the WOMAN to approach a MAN they find good looking in bars/discotecas. And on top of they they BUY YOU drinks. How much better could it be?

Men dress like fags though (men in europe are generally fruitier), so they'll easily find the tourists they want to fuck. I love Spain. The one week I spent over there = priceless

[bigpoppa]

The other day I went to my friends house, and he invited some guy and girl friends over as well. We decided to watch a porno called Sex Trek 4: The Next Orgasm....good times. All the guys - including me - just whipped out our pieces and started beating it while the girls were watching and getting turned on. They joined in and it turned into a Fuck Frenzy:wgrin:
Dicks were being sucked, tits were being fucked.....almost everything and anything had a dick in it. Afterwords, however, it got pretty messy. There was jizz EVERYWHERE!!!!! On the floor, on the ceiling, on the girls tits, faces, asses, feet, etc.

Good times

[Sheng-Long]

Giant muthafuckin' snake on a muthafuckin' robot plane !
http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/4903/soap3nz.jpg

X3 was alright except they didn't screen the Snakes on a Plane trailer in the theater like they were supposed to !!! :mad:

[abacabb]

Giant muthafuckin' snake on a giant muthafuckin' plane !
http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/4903/soap3nz.jpg

X3 was alright except they didn't screen the Snakes on a Plane trailer in the theater like they were supposed to !!! :mad:
when i went to see xmen they showed the trailer. I was the only mf'er in the audience who knew wat it was.

[JackTenrac!]

Caught that baby with 3 limbs today.

Thoughts? God's makin a Goro. Outworld's much closer than you think.

[TheSix]

Yeah they didn't show the SOAP trailer at mine either....bitches.

[Lantis]

Yeah, they didn't show that trailer down here, either. I saw trailers for Superman Returns and Ghost Rider, but no SOAP (damn, even the initials sound corny).

[TheSix]

"Watch her carefully Reptile...keep her away from these....Humans."

Dammit. Now I gotta go dig up the tape.

[tondashocka]

With regard to 2 or 3 pages back,


bars would be so much cooler if instead of Golden Tee, there'd be Marvel vs Capcom 2, Capcom vs SNK2, or 3S.

Try OCVing with 11 shots of tequila!

Then again, all of the drunks would instantly wear out the controllers. But would this be any different than the pissed off, hormone-imbalanced 14 year old? Hmmm ...

[JackTenrac!]

"Watch her carefully Reptile...keep her away from these....Humans."

Fawless victory.

Then again, all of the drunks would instantly wear out the controllers. But would this be any different than the pissed off, hormone-imbalanced 14 year old? Hmmm ...

This is where you fall down.

...that went well.

[Azrael]

Airthrow's Unbridaled Negro Rage vs Uninhibited Retard Fury thread was just legendary. I was telling a friend about it IRL and he nearly choked laughing.

[arcticninja]

The other day I went to my friends house, and he invited some guy and girl friends over as well. We decided to watch a porno called Sex Trek 4: The Next Orgasm....good times. All the guys - including me - just whipped out our pieces and started beating it while the girls were watching and getting turned on. They joined in and it turned into a Fuck Frenzy:wgrin:
Dicks were being sucked, tits were being fucked.....almost everything and anything had a dick in it. Afterwords, however, it got pretty messy. There was jizz EVERYWHERE!!!!! On the floor, on the ceiling, on the girls tits, faces, asses, feet, etc.

Good times


yeah, I'm sure that really happened. In your mind.


Giant muthafuckin' snake on a muthafuckin' robot plane !
http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/4903/soap3nz.jpg

X3 was alright except they didn't screen the Snakes on a Plane trailer in the theater like they were supposed to !!! :mad:



HAHHAHAHAHAH

Best SOAP picture EVER.

We definitely got a SOAP trailer and we *definitely* laughed all the way through and cheered at the end.


Ninjedit:

Airthrow's Unbridaled Negro Rage vs Uninhibited Retard Fury thread was just legendary. I was telling a friend about it IRL and he nearly choked laughing.


Link? I tried searching for it but couldn't find it.

[Airthrow]

I believe it got lost in a forum crash, if anyone saved it or can find it via internet wayback machine I'd appreciate it, considering I wrote the motherfucker but barely remember what it was about.

[Azrael]

Yeah, that thread along with so many other legendary ones have gone the Way of the Fallen Warrior.

To sum it up - it was basically a vs thread. Which force is stronger? On one hand, you had Unbridaled Negro Rage - calling upon the natural strength endowed to black men, and then utilizing the built-up fury we've accumulated from years of slavery, oppression, and being held back by The Man, UNR was a force to be reckoned with.

But then you had Unhibited Retard Fury - possessing unnatural strength, their retardation gave them no fear and no sense of pain or injury either. Potentially, they were unstoppable wrecking balls.

Peeps picked a side and we argued about which was ultimately stronger. Of course, a retarded negro was Broken Beyond Broken. It was a huge thread and hilarious.

[arcticninja]

damn, that sounds hella hilarious. Sorry I missed it :sad:

[JackTenrac!]

...danggit.

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damn...sorry guys.

[RaishinX]

Wait, people are actually sending you PMs about this shit?

I told you so.

...Don't you just hate it when random people start rushing you the fuck down with errands like you don't have anything better to do? Goddamn you, take that shit there yourself. I just felt like biting off my own tongue and bleeding to death before I took another step. Ridiculous.

[Hunter D]

Airthrow's Unbridaled Negro Rage vs Uninhibited Retard Fury thread was just legendary. I was telling a friend about it IRL and he nearly choked laughing.
Blind side cop tackle assist owns negros in rage mode.:sad:

[Dan?]

Blind side cop tackle assist owns negros in rage mode.:sad:

But donut-decoy-toss has higher priority than cop tackle assist.

[abacabb]

But donut-decoy-toss has higher priority than cop tackle assist.
So true.

[kcxj]

This woman "Sh" isn't a JAV actress. She isn't even Japanese either. She sure has the body of one though. I'm way into how soft and curvey everything is, and I'm going to take a picture of her breasts and hips to show people once I get my camera phone back.

On our last date, she told me that I'm "not like all the other Chinese boys" and even though I'm strange, she's "never met anybody like" me before. Yeah, of course I'm not like all the other Chinese guys. I don't sit in front of my dorm room computer playing WoW for 7 hours every day and then jerk off to hentai when I'm lonely. I'm a DeAngelo student, I know what I'm doing, and I'm damn proud of it.

So a big FUCK YOU to all the people (online and off) who've been telling I'm weird, it's unhealthy and that I'm obsessed with women, or all that other negative things they say to me to make themselves feel better.

This woman is light skinned Asian, has that AV actress body I fantasize about, is 19 years old, I've done the things to make myself stand out, and now she's mine.

[TehNewGuy]

and now she's mine.

*Uncomfortable silence* :confused:

[ShinAkumax]

I don't understanding the point of swining...of course that's prolly cause I'm strict monogamist...but I mean, why not just be single and have random sex?

Cause single sex usually involves only two people. I want to see how far sex can be taken rather than take someone else's word for it.

[TS]

The thing that all people realize is that you've done nothing new, ever. Particularly in the area of interpersonal contact.

Perhaps there's a reason that .00001% of people swing? But, whatever's best for YOU is the important part.


...that's not actually true at all, but it sounds so tolerant.


edit: you suppose there was ever a gay porn called Fairy Tail? I assume Fanny Pack is a lock, that has to be the first thing that came to mind when naming porn in the 1990s.

[Dangerous J]

1)Does Anyone like Tabouleh? Y'know the MidEast/greek parfsely salad?
I one lived for 3 weeks just eating that, hummus, and pita bread 2/ a day.

2) This bugs me but, I really wish Rogue would be able to overcome her touching handicap in thr comics. I mean, she's been with the Xmen IRL (not comic time) for 20 yrs.. Kinda makes it pointless to leave her foster mom Mystique if she was just gonna run missions.

3) Will PS3 have a new Tekken game as launch title?
4) Has anyone ever counted how many flavors of Gatorade there are? I dont think theres a color theve missed in their product line.
5) i normally dont like slacker comedies, but Harold/Kumar was pretty funny.

[Million]

ah, so that's how ya spell that "kabooli" stuff? It's something I usually see on gyros sandwiches....I tried it once, and it wasn't good. It wasn't as terrible as say...peas or brussel sprouts...but it's just not for me.

*the guys behind "Tom Goes to the Mayor" are next up on Attack of the Show! I wish they'd do a harsh-style interview...but I know it won't happen. I want to see an interviewer with the balls to say right off the bat: "so...why does your show suck so much ass? Really, NOBODY likes it...you do realize that, right?"

dammit that's it. I have to finally bestow on her the honor...the title...the championship...

G4's The OLIVIA™, Olivia Munn....she is THE hottest asian woman I've ever seen.

What the fuck?! Some new Starbucks commercial...with lots of white people(of course)...STEPPIN'?! They're "steppin'" similar to your average (black)greek frat or sorority? How....wha...what is the meaning of this? I've slipped into the Twilight Zone again, apparently. This does not compute. I must get this out of my mind before I have an aneurysm. This is another case of "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college..."

*WHERE the hell is Tiffany Shepis from Troma films? She was easily the hottest "Tromette" ever. She was in a movie called "The Deviants"...and that was the last I've seen of her.

[Hunter D]

But donut-decoy-toss has higher priority than cop tackle assist.
Nice, but that is theory fighter right there. I have yet to see someone try it on cops.

[Rico!]

whats with all the fucking rain lately in NYC? This shit is driving me nuts. I was wearing new sneakers today too :sad:

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Saw yet another bumfight in the train station today. Those are the best. XD

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edit: Nevermind i'll just ignore like everyone else

[kcxj]

*Uncomfortable silence* :confused:
Why did you have to go quoting my words out of context like that to make me sound like some creepo that's going to be abusive or even worse?

lol... that's what I get for gloating and letting me ego/bloated head get the best of me again I suppose. I keep forgetting that I'm speaking a foreign language whenever I use dating and seduction terms with video gamers. Me using words like "kino" or "sarging" is the same as me going up to somebody who doesn't play video games and telling them to "rush that shit down", "down-back", or "AHVB".

She likes me, and I'm happy.

Better now? Damn... :rofl:

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Every time I talk to people on this website about women, I've been told a million times already that Japanese girls don't like you unless you're White, Chinese guys don't get any play because they're at the bottom of the social ladder, and all sorts of other comments about the techniques and mindsets I talk about not working.

When I reply with, "OK", and then ask for their advice, they tell me things like "be amazing at sex", "have money", "just go to a bar or club", or "have a 9 inch dick".

Well when was the last time you walked around with your 9 inch dick hanging out of your pants and hollering at ladies?

Anyway, a woman told me for the first time that I'm not like any other Chinese guy she's met before, she likes it, she likes me... and there you go. I proved to myself that all that negative talk people were giving me before isn't true, I'm the exception to the nerd/Asian male stereotype, and it's damn satisfying.

(To put it bluntly, I'm fucking the Asian girl for once... not the White or Black guy that was sitting next to me.)

[Rico!]

"It's like hitting a homerun against a baseball team of 10 year olds, then running around the bases like you're a big man. You'll just look like an idiot."

-Teacher talking about an easy test or something like that

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Kickboxing. Anyone in NYC know a place where I can learn it? I need a new, aggressive hobby.

[Mechanica]

Wow, so I always thought my family was a little weird, but damn, I've been hanging out with my sister (the age difference is me 17 and her turning 32 on Saturday, I guess that's kinda weird, too. Anyway, we talked and I don't even feel like typing it all out, but a summary is damn, my family is(/was) fucked up. She told me all this shit that everyone had hidden from me while I grew up, it's weird knowing how terrible of a mom my mom was when she raised my sister and my brother. :wonder:

[ShinAkumax]

The thing that all people realize is that you've done nothing new, ever. Particularly in the area of interpersonal contact.


I should had expressed myself better. What I meant to say is, I will never know what it is like to be a black woman living in london. No matter how many books I read about it or how much I study it. It won't be the same. There are so many things in life I will never have the priviledge of experience simply because we only get one shot at life.

So then, why would I limit what I can experience because of what some book of an old whored out spiritual vodoo mangled mess of a political social conscious disney after school special told me was wrong.

So yeah, I didn't meant to say " I want to push sexual boundaries. " that sounded retarded. I'm sorry. I just want to see where my limits are. All those famous people we look up to didn't read a book about " How to make history in 3 easy steps. " they just went out there and did their thing in spite of the consequences. I just want to do my thing.

PS: In a non related issue. I think there is always a possibility of something new.

" Anyone who thinks they are being original doesn't know their history. " - Anyone who has to quote someone else to get their narrow minded, pathetic attempt at being intellectual point wouldn't know a thing about being original. " - Me to some asshole.

[*InVeRs3*]

"Anyone who thinks they are being original doesn't know their history. " - Anyone who has to quote someone else to get their narrow minded, pathetic attempt at being intellectual point wouldn't know a thing about being original. " - Me to some asshole.

You need to say this to more college students.:rofl:

[Serp's Attorney]

This woman "Sh" isn't a JAV actress. She isn't even Japanese either. She sure has the body of one though. I'm way into how soft and curvey everything is, and I'm going to take a picture of her breasts and hips to show people once I get my camera phone back.

On our last date, she told me that I'm "not like all the other Chinese boys" and even though I'm strange, she's "never met anybody like" me before. Yeah, of course I'm not like all the other Chinese guys. I don't sit in front of my dorm room computer playing WoW for 7 hours every day and then jerk off to hentai when I'm lonely. I'm a DeAngelo student, I know what I'm doing, and I'm damn proud of it.

So a big FUCK YOU to all the people (online and off) who've been telling I'm weird, it's unhealthy and that I'm obsessed with women, or all that other negative things they say to me to make themselves feel better.

This woman is light skinned Asian, has that AV actress body I fantasize about, is 19 years old, I've done the things to make myself stand out, and now she's mine.

There you go making incorrect assumptions to make yourself feel better again. You wish all the other Chinese guys sat in front of their computers playing WoW all day, that would reduce the competition to nil, but that isn't how it works. The Chinese race is in absolutely no danger of extinction because of Chinese males not hooking up, in fact, it's quite the opposite, there are too many Chinese people because too many Chinese couples get together and fuck like rabbits.

You are still definitely a weirdo. I find you an amusing weirdo though. The only time I check on SRK now is to read what you've posted. You might be weird, but I think that makes your posts absolutely fascinating. If I had the ambition or confidence, I'd observe you for a few months and then write a book with the protagonist displaying your current psychological state. I'm not sure if it's quite been done well yet, Dostoevsky mostly dealt with criminal minds moreso with violence or focused lust for one woman, and Kafka just dealt with the absurd, but no one has quite showed the mind of a desperate (former if it makes you feel better) nerd that has become so totally obsessed and focused like you are now. Again, if I had the ambition or confidence in being able to write a solid novel and get distribution, I'd definitely pull a lot of the stuff you're posting and use it to construct my main character, and a lot of the plot. This is why i've asked you repeatedly to open your old LJ posts, because I really should read through them and try to figure out how I'd write this. I seem to be the only one that sees the massive potential for this, and unfortunately, I probably don't have the ability or drive to actually do this. I really wish I did though, I think this would be a huge watershed book, especially/if only for the feminist reactions and hatred it would stir up. I suppose I'd need to use a pen name, but I mean, I already have that right? Serpent Holy Phoenix...he could go down as the greatest writer of the 21st century even...

[ShinAkumax]

Many a words.

Was that a really really long winded way of calling him a freak? Perhaps even, a freaky freak? The world may never know.

You should post more often.

[SNAAAAKE]

"anti masturbation gum" :rofl:
http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16139&cat=295&page=1

[TS]

This is the weirdest motherfucking thread...

I wonder if there's any interracial porn that's really racist towards white people. Like some black guy choking a white woman while having sex with her and he's all like "aaawwrrr you mayonaise-eating bitch." "Chandler can't save youu now," "Take this rare steak, cracker barrel" etc. I'm not into the exploitation/demeaning stuff, but I'd watch that for comedy purposes. I mean, if it's some white guy talking shit to some asian chick or some black chick or something...that's just...racist. That's not okay. But some guy slapping some white chick and calling her a generic Jennifer-Anniston-looking bitch, or screaming "apartheid!" while doing sex-things...that's hillarious.

Yeah, snowboard on this dick, whitey...yeah...I've got some Mountain Dew for your face bitch!!! AMADO DIALLO!!!!

[Azrael]

Well, I'm off to Thailand. If I'm not back in a week, then I have been lost to the powers of a ferocious c.fierce. Don't cry for me, for it would be how I wanted to go.

[Million]

Yeah, snowboard on this dick, whitey...yeah...I've got some Mountain Dew for your face bitch!!! AMADO DIALLO!!!!
______heh you reminded me...Mountain Dew still seems to be a "white thing"...while the Code Red is like the black people version.

*in a film called "Storytelling", Selma Blair gets fucked by a black man, and he gets her to say "****** fuck me HARD." It's one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time...I first heard about it thanks to the Howard Stern show....they used that soundbyte for the whole scene quite often. She's not into it at first...saying "I...I can't say that..."...but he gets her going.."Say it...say 'nigga'..." I still haven't actually seen it though...I just heard the audio. I also need to see it because she's very cute, imo....despite being unfortunately built like a 10 year old. Something about Selma is quite adorable to me.

[JackTenrac!]

"anti masturbation gum" :rofl:
http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16139&cat=295&page=1

...exactly. lol @ handz off. Too good.

[Rico!]

"It's like hitting a homerun against a baseball team of 10 year olds, then running around the bases like you're a big man. You'll just look like an idiot."

-Teacher talking about an easy test or something like that

this was aimed at you kcxj btw. All that talk about being among a bunch of "dateless nerds" here at SRK, a fighting game forum, and yet you keep posting your stories. To feel better about yourself perhaps? To feel like the grand daddy mack (haha) among everyone here?

[Dan?]

Nice, but that is theory fighter right there. I have yet to see someone try it on cops.

I'm just trying to help out as much as I can. I'm white, so I never really have to deal with the police.

TS, ya killin me here. "Chandler can't save you now" had me in tears for a few minutes.

I'm gonna watch The Warriors tonight with a friend. I've been dying to see this movie for years. I need more pop culture to reference!

Last night I played Risk 2210 with some friends, and that was an interesting experience. All the little extras they added in definitely spice up the gameplay a bit, and I basically had a stranglehold on Australia from setup to finish, so my Aussies rocked people. The chick at the table, Scarlett, kept playing with my mutton chops throughout the session. I suppose it was some sort of diversionary tactic, because she won, almost taking over the entire moon at one point. All in all, good fun.

I picked up Budokai Tenkaichi again, and I've unlocked 89 characters and yet there are still more. Ridiculous. Muten Roshi > all.

A friend of mine mentioned he might GM a Shadowrun campaign, which is basically a 'cyberpunk + magic + monsters' rpg. I was mildly interested, then he said 'It's basically like roleplaying an 80's action movie' and it piqued my interest. Exposions, uzis, and big hair, people. It had to happen.

[Muff Daddy]

Funcoland ruined my life. a buddy of mine gave me his old SNES yesterday. only i don't have any games for it because i traded them all in for newer PSX games when Funcoland hit the scene.

FUCK YOU FUNCOLAND, FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD AND TEMPTING ME WITH THE SWEET NECTAR OF 32-BIT GAMES!!!

[Dan?]

Funcoland ruined my life. a buddy of mine gave me his old SNES yesterday. only i don't have any games for it because i traded them all in for newer PSX games when Funcoland hit the scene.

FUCK YOU FUNCOLAND, FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD AND TEMPTING ME WITH THE SWEET NECTAR OF 32-BIT GAMES!!!

You could just, ya know, get a Wii. Downloadable SNES games, you say?

Metal Warriors, here I come.

[FistsofFury]

Funcoland ruined my life. a buddy of mine gave me his old SNES yesterday. only i don't have any games for it because i traded them all in for newer PSX games when Funcoland hit the scene.

FUCK YOU FUNCOLAND, FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD AND TEMPTING ME WITH THE SWEET NECTAR OF 32-BIT GAMES!!!


Man..I still feel bad about trading in Wave Rave 64 and Clayfighters 63 1/3.

And I liked Gamestop better when it was called Funcoland. I felt like 'fun' was just guranteed there. And I could play games I was about to buy....that was fun. And the sign was in a bajillion colors. Gamestop is the corporate devil, everytime I go...much later on in the day I get ready for bed to find that I have a preorder slip for the new Madden stapled to my nutsack.

[TehNewGuy]

*slaps SRK across the face* Why didnt ya'll tell me Iron Monkey was such a good movie?! I just saw it for the first time two nights ago, and I feel like I've been doing something wrong with my life all this time.

[abacabb]

Man i want some tacos.

[Dangerous J]

Never tried fish tacos, must do so when i go back to the U.S..

[Rico!]

*slaps SRK across the face* Why didnt ya'll tell me Iron Monkey was such a good movie?! I just saw it for the first time two nights ago, and I feel like I've been doing something wrong with my life all this time.

if you liked that go try New Legend of Shaolin with Jet Li. There's a kung fu granny in there and she steals the whole show because of all the funny ass shit she keeps doing.

[JackTenrac!]

*slaps SRK across the face* Why didnt ya'll tell me Iron Monkey was such a good movie?! I just saw it for the first time two nights ago, and I feel like I've been doing something wrong with my life all this time.

1/. Easy: You never asked.

Now, you must watch the ENTIRE Once Upon A Time series! mhahahahahaha! Number II has the most interesting fight scenes with Li and Yen. 7 is the whole Shanghai Noon concept gone extremely correct minus the wire-fu on a cowboy trick and the generic cowboy names. "They call me Billy!"

I'm hungry also.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

anyone watched a liter of tears? it's like the saddest show ever man :sad:

[JackTenrac!]

http://spaces.msn.com/nameundefined/

Read Ep: 104

Question:

Was I right to write this? and am I right to repeatedly call her to ask about the product in question? I must've wasted 2 phone cards or so to get some sort of report from her about this and I got is excuses.

...that went well.

[bigpoppa]

Has anyone tried Coca Cola Blak? I got it the other day, and it's pretty good...but expensive. You get 4 little bottles for $5!!!!!!

[kcxj]

http://spaces.msn.com/nameundefined/

Read Ep: 104

Question:

Was I right to write this? and am I right to repeatedly call her to ask about the product in question? I must've wasted 2 phone cards or so to get some sort of report from her about this and I got is excuses.

...that went well.
Bear, is that your blog?

You talk about work and complain too much --> boring

Talk about bitches or sex instead (and no complaining) --> interesting

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These Korean women that come into my work from NYC are fucking fine. I didn't get what a wanted tonight (the married lady with big, soft tits to come over my apartment), but she did teach me how to say "ang yoong ha sayo". I have no idea if I spelled that right, but it means "how do you do?" It's too late now, but I could of asked her some racy sex stuff now that I think about it. That's alright though, since there will plenty of other chances for me to talk to other Korean women.

I don't know why I was I so turned off to Korean women before. I think it was because I don't like Sung Hi or Hyori. Seeing real life Korean women has changed my mind though. They need some Chinese in them ASAP.

*interesting note: I had a conversation with a friend who's been to Korea before and she was telling me how Korean girls as young as 14 get plastic surgery to alter their noses and on their eyelids to give them epicanthic eyes.

So yeah, these women are probably fake as hell, but that's fine... because it's not like I haven't done anything to alter my own physical appearence either. I did what I had to do, and girls do their thing to take care of their shit as well.

edit: Oh yeah, I know nobody is going to click this, or even know what this is once they do click it, but... http://lairlist.com/ There you go. The power is now in your hands.

[Lantis]

After watching Rihanna's SOS music video, my penis has come to the decision that she is worthy of being banged the shit out of her.

Discuss?

[*InVeRs3*]

this was aimed at you kcxj btw. All that talk about being among a bunch of "dateless nerds" here at SRK, a fighting game forum, and yet you keep posting your stories. To feel better about yourself perhaps? To feel like the grand daddy mack (haha) among everyone here?

There's no getting that message to him. He doesn't respond to critisism very well even if it is constructive. Whenever we tell him that he's an idiot all he does is respond with "fuck you, you dateless nerds" like he just did or he ignores everything. His counter arguments are gay. If we were in a critical thinking or logic class, this counter argument would be called ad homosexual, cause his arguments and way of thinking are super gay to the max. It's best just to ignore him like everyone else.

[Airthrow]

I won 300 bux playing poker tonight, FUCK YEAH. :karate:

[RaishinX]

Bear, is that your blog?

You talk about work and complain too much --> boring

Talk about bitches or sex instead (and no complaining) --> interesting

The irony of you criticizing someone else's self expression is...it's quite painful, actually.

Bear Ryoma: I say you go mafioso on that wench. Introduce her kneecaps to an aluminum bat the instant you catch up with her.


And what's that guy's last name from the most recent episode of So You Think You Can Dance? His first name is Nigel and he bears quite the resemblance to the mystery guy in R.P.D. Rookie's avatar.

[Million]

Rhianna...yeah, I'd definitely hit. I don't understand why some guys complain about "she got a big forehead". Fuck that, a large forehead isn't a flaw on the same level as someone with vitaliggo, or burn marks, or horrible tattoos, or a jheri curl...or a smoking habit, there's so many other flaws that can be disqualifying...a big head is such a minor issue it's laughable to me. I call bullshit on any punk that claims they wouldn't fuck Rhi or Tyra Banks simply because "uh...she got a big forehead". Bullshit. BullSHYTE. That's kinda like saying you wouldn't accept 1,400 dollars from some random crazy person because the cash he's handing you happens to have a small area of piss on it for some reason. To be more relevant..I guess....it's like me claiming I wouldn't fuck Cindy Crawford simply because I happen to think moles are disgusting.(beauty mark my ass...that shit is ugly; it's a FLAW...looks like she got a speck of dookey on her face. The point still stands...it's a minor flaw...thus, she's still fuckable, even if she isn't otherwise as truly hot as real elites like Halle, Beyonce, etc.)

heh...random point---I remember I had a Halle Berry Shrine™ in my room. Yes....my obsession was quite strong, and it still is today. I still get frozen like a deer in headlights when I see her on one of those Revlon commercials, even now. But yeah...I had a collage of all kinds of Halle pictures I had cut out of mags, newspapers, etc...and the collage was on the wall in my bedroom....heh, just like a scene out of one of those Lifetime movies where there's a stalker or something.

haha...and FHM's November 2003 issue happens to be right by my computer now--it's the issue with Halle on the cover in a skimpy outfit with boxing gloves. The series of pics on the inside is one of the hottest pictorials I've ever seen her do.

[kcxj]

There's no getting that message to him. He doesn't respond to critisism very well even if it is constructive. Whenever we tell him that he's an idiot all he does is respond with "fuck you, you dateless nerds" like he just did or he ignores everything. His counter arguments are gay. If we were in a critical thinking or logic class, this counter argument would be called ad homosexual, cause his arguments and way of thinking are super gay to the max. It's best just to ignore him like everyone else.
Was I condescending or rude to anybody here before they started calling me names and throwing the f-word at me first? Anyway, I live my life by...

"The wise man learns more from the fool, than the fool learns from the wise man."
-some old guy

(I put the story about Michael Jordan on my LJ too)

You think I don't carefully consider what other people are trying to communicate to me, and then see how I can apply it to my life? There's a certain point where you need to recognize what's worth listening to and what's just noise that needs to be ignored though.

It's what seperates the men from the boys.

You're going to call me gay because because people have been calling me a creep, I ask them what I can do to not give off that impression anymore, they respond with something not helpful (or the f-word), and then I choose to ignore them? There's a line between constructive criticism and outright insults, man.

Since I know people get an inflated sense of power and ego whenever they're behind an anonomous computer, I don't take things personally and neither should anybody else (unless you really are the "dateless nerd" and took personal offense to my comment... in that case, my bad... but no, I'm not going to give you a kiss to make you feel better). I only lost my composure once (when all those people started calling me names and making generalizations about me in a row a couple weeks ago), and I've apologized about it since. It was a dumb thing for me to do and I recognize that now.

I keep getting the impression that no9176 is getting offended whenever I respond to one of his girl situations and tell him what I would do if I were in his shoes. I'm not getting enough information and keep making unfair assumptions apparently though, but even if I am, that's not something a man with his inner game in control should be getting offended or losing his cool over (Who give a shit what somebody you don't even know says?), so that's why I'm not responding.

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Re: daddy mack

You're right. Who the hell am I trying to impress anyway? The only person that matters is myself anyway. Understand that I've been posting on SRK for 4 years now though, and my entire social life (every single one of my real life friends) has been somebody I met from SRK though.

I guess part of me subconsciously wants the rest of the people from this community (not just myself) to enjoy the same success from getting this part of their life taken care of that I've been enjoying.

It's pointless and I'm banging ahead against a wall if nobody is coachable enough to want to listen though. I end up sounding like a braggart and an asshole instead, and that's not who I am.

[VG Emblem]

New avatar/everything setup.

I couldn't think of anything better and was tired of my previous setup.
So this will have to do for now.

Thoughts?

[ShinAkumax]

I know I'm double posting but... this deserves it.

Why didn't SRK tell me about this? Have you seen this trailer? I really want to see this! When is it shown? Has anyone seen this show yet?

http://www.yogabbagabba.com/

If that picture alone doesn't sell you on it, check the trailer. I mean... I almost want to change my avatar...almost.

High Quality Trailer

http://www.yogabbagabba.com/trailerHD_720.mov

[Million]

I didn't realize Love Don't Cost a Thing was so HOT. Jesus H. Christ....Christi Millian was truly in top form there with the dark hair...and she was walking around in skimpy outfits...one of which was a CHEERLEADER OUTFIT. I must have this on dvd. :sweat: She'll be added to my Magnificent 5™ eventually....she's definitely a super elite, and worthy...

[JackTenrac!]

I know I'm double posting but... this deserves it.

Why didn't SRK tell me about this? Have you seen this trailer? I really want to see this! When is it shown? Has anyone seen this show yet?

http://www.yogabbagabba.com/

If that picture alone doesn't sell you on it, check the trailer. I mean... I almost want to change my avatar...almost.

High Quality Trailer

http://www.yogabbagabba.com/trailerHD_720.mov

:wonder::rofl:

YO GABBA GABBA!

<< temporarily putting this up in honour of this fantastic show! lol They have special guests, eh? At first, I thought it was another gaijen thang! lol

...that went well.

[Rico!]

ho ho ho, today I have witnessed the "best fight for a stupid reason" I've ever seen. Me and my friend were on the bus. This black guy with some new white sneakers is sitting in the front. Another black guy gets on the bus and steps on that guys sneakers. The guy sitting says "Yo man, can't you say excuse me or something?". The other guy responses with a "fuck you nigga". The guy sitting then gets up yelling "whatchoo mean fuck you?" and beats the crap out of the other guy. Hahaha. That whole thing could have been avoided with a simple "sorry about that".

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Childhood friends. Today for the first time in about ten years I ran into a girl I knew since kindergarten but haven't seen since 5th grade. My oh my what a woman she has grown into.

She still has that annoying as hell laugh though, wtf.

---

Deathnote manga is so addicting. And Jojo's Bizarre Adventure manga is kickass.

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A confession to make: I listen to Dream (http://cupped-expressions.net/dream/fl/). I have all of their albums and probably know the words to most of the songs. They suck at dancing. I feel like a terrible person.

[RaishinX]

I'm having a laugh riot at Zany VG Quotes. Some of this shit is just too clever, funny and sarcastic.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Death Note is pretty dope.

I need to catch up on it. I stopped reading shortly after K finally bit it.

[VG Emblem]

I'm having a laugh riot at Zany VG Quotes. Some of this shit is just too clever, funny and sarcastic.
Elaborate?

[RaishinX]

Elaborate?

Quotes like these just make my day:

That is one damn impressive stereo system (http://h1.ripway.com/RaishinX/golgo13-bose.gif)

"N64 r00lZ oV3r pAlYs7a7i0n" (http://h1.ripway.com/RaishinX/rt3opinion.gif)

Sorry, couldn't resist that last one.

[Murt!]

Death Note is pretty dope.

I need to catch up on it. I stopped reading shortly after K finally bit it.

It owns, but K? Who's K?

[VG Emblem]

The only working one is the first one, but I'm guessing it's stuff like retarded dialogue and engrish, right? Stuff like "All your base are belong to us"?

[RaishinX]

^ Yeah...What can I say? It's one of my guilty pleasures.

[Murt!]

My mom started screaming at me cause she thought i was going to have to go to summer school (at Palms, of all places) to which I replied, "Summer school is for SUCKAS!" I guess she understood that I'm not a sucka, so I walked off.

[kcxj]

Her name is Candy.
1 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/candy821020.jpg) 2 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/candy821020a.jpg) 3 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/candy.jpg) 4 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/candybeach.jpg)

I can't stop thinking about her.

Seriously, you guys need to look at this girl's profile (although I'm not going to share it). It's written in Chinese, but I had it translated, and it's the most magnetic profile I've ever seen. I'm drawn to her. Her pictures are the best. She shows off her style, her fun and adventurous side, AND she copied that pose from Lascivious Face Girl where she gazes into the camera for powerful eye contact.

She's wrecking havok on my hormones.

Wouldn't it be awesome if I were a guy with an online dating profile that made women feel the same way like I'm feeling about this woman right now?

Anyway, we've been exchanging e-mails back and forth, she likes me so far, and if it weren't for my rational mind and intelligence letting me know what a STUPID idea it would be, I would seriously buy the plane ticket to China right now and marry her there. All from one online dating profile... damn.

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edit: I'm not just interested in sex or coming on some generic looking Asian girl that I don't care about's face this time. I'm absolutely NOT your traditional Chinese boy that follows the chen jia li ye philosophy that his mom tried to teach him, but I'm seriously enamoured this time and can't fight the urge to do something romantic.

I'm going to ask Candy to be my real life pen pal (instead of just the impersonal e-mail flirting back and forth) and see what happens.

[JackTenrac!]

^ you call that Candy?

True Kandy (http://www.hi5.com/friend/profile/displayGallery.do?userid=752460&pic=17)

(middle)
..that went well.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

It owns, but K? Who's K?

I meant L.

My bad.

Shrug. Again, I haven't read in a long time.

[JackTenrac!]

Coke zero tastes just like Frescaaaaaaaa!

[Obot64.com]

Anyone want an invitation to a members only torrent site that deals with how to pickup women, self improvement and a bit of entrepreneurship? I have over 50 invitations.

I think I’ll sell them off for 5 bucks a pop.

All proceeds will go to support the site in question.

[bigpoppa]

Never tried fish tacos, must do so when i go back to the U.S..

Pink tacos are the best:smile:

[kcxj]

^ you call that Candy?

True Kandy (http://www.hi5.com/friend/profile/displayGallery.do?userid=752460&pic=17)

(middle)
..that went well.
Bear likes the dark meat... lol.

I totally forgot about this woman, "ElaineC" on my hi5 profile as well. I don't remember if I e-mailed her already, but I know the friend request I put in over 2 months ago. She finally accepted me last week. You should see her on my list. Check out those dimples. I love that.

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Re: Candy

Yeah, she's definitely not the tastiest woman I've come across (although her hips are fucking money) and my girl "E" from work has much more sex appeal than her, but man, is her presentation fantastic.

I'm trying to do my zen master thing right now, carefully read through her profile again to see what she's trying to communicate, and then send her an e-mail, but the lascivious face girl picture she put as her main pic is owning me for free. How am I suppose to go through her words and sing to her idealized self when I keep getting distracted by her dumb strong eye contact picture??

Again, it's not about who you are or who anybody else is. Presentation is everything. I know this to be a fact now because I'm experiencing it myself with my uncontrollable attraction for this woman.

This is taking an extreme amount of my discipline, but I'm going to cut and paste her profile in my text program, close the firefox window with her strong eye contact picture, and then craft my e-mail.

Let my brain and creativity do the attraction, instead of writing something stupid because I'm looking at her picture and end up writing with my penis instead.

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edit: E-mail sent. I hope she likes it. "re ai" means "passionate" in Chinese. So I made sure to write the word "passionate" in my e-mail. Damn, I have a bad feeling I'm going to end up with a wife out of this... That "You've Got Mail" movie was a popular movie in China, and she's been writing to me that she's so glad she got to meet me from "the net". This whole interaction has just been REEKING of romance and I don't know if that's something I want. Goddamn, are my emotions ever hard to control though...

[ShinAkumax]

idea it would be, I would seriously buy the plane ticket to China right now and marry her there. All from one online dating profile... damn.


Do it man, she does love you. Ask SRK, go over there and have obnoxious low self-steem, retarded babies. At least you'll shut the fuck up about your penis and how lonely it is. I bet you cry after you jack off. Boo hoo hoo, I'm not a white guy with money. Why do I have to be an asian guy with a small dick with not enough money to make up for my lame ass personality. I've meet lame people trying to be cool, as good as their act is, eventually they crack up and fuck it all up. That's your future man. Know that no matter how nice a girl you get. She will leave you and cheat on you once she knows what a huge freak you are.

PS: Get stabbed.

[kcxj]

Do it man, she does love you. Ask SRK, go over there and have obnoxious low self-steem, retarded babies. At least you'll shut the fuck up about your penis and how lonely it is. I bet you cry after you jack off. Boo hoo hoo, I'm not a white guy with money. Why do I have to be an asian guy with a small dick with not enough money to make up for my lame ass personality. I've meet lame people trying to be cool, as good as their act is, eventually they crack up and fuck it all up. That's your future man. Know that no matter how nice a girl you get. She will leave you and cheat on you once she knows what a huge freak you are.

PS: Get stabbed.
Damn, you're an idiot... :rofl:

Did you even read what you wrote to me? I don't know if you're trying to hurt me or not, but you're going to have to try harder than that (or find something else to do in your spare time).

[ShinAkumax]

I wasn't dissapointed. That my friends was the standard " You don't know me. You are an idiot. ' defence . Seeing how you always manage to suck every drop of wit,humor and intelligence out of your posts. It was expected.

I saw your reply long before that lonely brain cell you still have slammed itself against a wall to produce what you might refer to as a "thought".

I won't flame you again, no fun beating on the helpless. Was I trying to hurt you? Naw man, nothing I can say can lower SRK's opinion of you. I mean, you are VG's bitch, what else is there to say?

[Muff Daddy]

this thread is heating up!!!

[Rico!]

Bear likes the dark meat... lol.

isnt he black?

Which reminds me....is the majority of SRK black or what??? (I asked this a while ago and no one answered)

[Million]

It seems that way sometimes...if not, perhaps close to half the SRK population...just a wild guess. This is always quite odd to me, as when I think of my fellow black "gamers"...I think of the "dat Madden, yo!" stereotype....nothing but Madden and some NBA Baller/NBA2kwhatever all day. I genuinely feels sorry for those types, as not only do they perpetuate the stereotype in the first place....they seem to obviously lack anything resembling an imagination...and in some cases....individuality.(*they internally come to the decision to only play sports games, as anything else is deemed "gay" and/or "childish" aka "kiddie shit". It's in the Black Man Rulebook that we have to always come off as strong and all grown up, and anything that is detrimental to that image must be pushed out of our lives, regardless of how much we may have enjoyed it. Yes, it's pitiful, depressing and stupid.....and those 3 terms are only a few of many negative ways I'd describe the entire human race.)

y'know what mankind is truly best at? Our strongest trait....something that is perhaps the defining characteristic of our terrible species....hate. We are better at hate than anything else. Love fails like a playstation...all the time, and rather quickly. Hate, however...it endures and only becomes much stronger as time goes on. It was there in the beginning, and it will be there at the end, most likely as a key factor in self-imposed mass extinction. I happen to be a good example of my own observation here, as I hate human nature and how the world generally works. I only wish I could be here to see how it all ends. That would truly be a great thing to see. This is one reason I'd love to be immortal and invincible....so I would be guaranteed to see exactly what "the end" will involve. (then, I'd move on to the next world with some reasonably advanced lifeforms...and observe things there)

[JackTenrac!]

I love brown ladies. Can't stand my own kind when it comes to local women.

Trust me, she's quite gorgeous in person. Toffee goodness with a great personality to boot! Probably, the hottest trini the Bear has come across.

isnt he black?


Short answer: Yes.
Long answer: I'm Niggariffic.

And yeah, guess black folks love to fight.

...that went well.

[TheSix]

It seems that way sometimes...if not, perhaps close to half the SRK population...just a wild guess. This is always quite odd to me, as when I think of my fellow black "gamers"...I think of the "dat Madden, yo!"



I play Madden....but only for the tournaments. Don't know if that counts or not.

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I just got back from LA. I took a overnight greyhound there and back. Going there, I had a bus driver who I appropriately nicked "Jerry Curl Jimmy". He looked like a fake ass "Pinky" off of Friday. I would not have been surprised if he had a can of hairspray in his pocket.

I wound up getting 2nd place for the Need for Speed tournament. Im done with the game. It is boring as fuck. Not to mention the other dude had illegal car parts and the admin did nothing about it. So fuck it....still won some $500. Which im gonna use to pay for my Wii :tup:

[FistsofFury]

Hey kcjx: Man you should see this movie called 'Roger Dodger' (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299117/). I watched it in my ethics class the other day.

Oh yeah....YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGASKDHGDSKJFHAKLHGJ

[Airthrow]

chen jia li
Translation for us gwai lo please?

[Rico!]

augh nevermind. DeathNote has dropped in the suspense factor once I started reading volume 5. The investigation is becoming so damn repetitive.

[GreyFoxx]

augh nevermind. DeathNote has dropped in the suspense factor once I started reading volume 5. The investigation is becoming so damn repetitive.
Dont remind me atleast i gto Beserk and Hyper Police to entertain me...picking up FMA for something too tosss around.

[maxx]

In need of advice:

I dont know how i keep getting myself in these cracked positions. Ok recently the thing i had going with this cali girl didn't work out. I knew she was very religious but i never pushed any issue on it and presented myself very well to her. But apparently something about me made her believe she shouldn't be with me, because of her religious beliefs. I really dont want to know what cause i know its gonna be sumtin stupid and hurt more. She wants to still be my friend....ya who hasnt heard that classic line and still wants me to visit in july..but i doubt i will.

Well anyways...an ex of mine..my first serious relationship i ever had. She had invited me to her graduation party. (She invited like 4 ex's to the party lol..soo weird) Now i've been wanting to get back with her..since the day we broke up. Cause i fucked up majorily..but that was about 4 years ago. But everytime i tried she was involved with someone. Now she recently broke up with a guy from a two year relationship.

Now me and her ex became instantly cool at her party..i didnt know it was her ex for sure but i had a feeling. Like her whole ex's crew i hit it off instantly with...and was getting hit on by her friend. But honestly i had one mission when i went to her party, and that was to rectify my past mistake. I apologized to her and told her i missed her..and she missed me too.

Now what i didnt expect was to instantly hit it off with her ex's crew. And i guess i was pretty obvious on my intentions. but no one really said anything about it at all. Now we went to the ex's crew's house and my god...geekdom. Like i think i shed a tear on how much geekdom, batman figures, dvd's galore, graphic novels. Ya i was in heaven..ohh and ecw dvd's yes...wreslting...damnit. why did this guy have to date my ex. I basically was totally instnatly accepted by that crew...invited to the house and invited to drive and smoke weed...haha fun times there.

Now what was pretty funny is my ex's friend was hitting on me. SHe was pretty damn cute...but i could not be persuaded by her advances. Also it was pretty obvious she liked army slut..one of the roomies...but he was pretty stupid that night. He liked her and asked to have a good word put in for him yet leaves and comes back with another girl....yah smart idea buddy. but i digress....damn a.d.d

Soo me and my ex start cuddling on the couch after her ex goes to sleep. And i start getting the sense she really digs me or theirs potential for more. Wut kinda shocked me was she told her ex that we were cuddling..basically so he doesn't hear from others who views may be skewed that we were doin more. Around 4am...we're all still up me and my ex head back to her house. She has to be at work at 6am...we chill in her basement for a while and we talk. Then sumtin i totally wasnt expecting that night was we started making out. In my head im totally like fucckkk yahhh. I think it would have gone farther but she had work. Its such a weird situation...i went and had lunch with her at the mall on her break and we're gonna see eachother thursday.

Do you guys think...potentially im gonna get back with her..or am i setting myself up for a fall. such a weird night. oh and even after that night and the her ex knows we were cuddling he still friends me on myspace. soo weird.

[ShinAkumax]

This needs it's own thread. Let the masses decide.

[Mark Beast]

ah man...going through the pit of trials or whatever its called in paper mario...i'm on level 46 and each floor is a struggle. i just need to make it to 50 so i can get the hell out, lol. where's a mover when you need him????
ah...no offensive items, no healing items, hardly any fp, hardly any hp, hardly any star power, etc. i'm running on e. i'm basically outthinking my way out of all these matches. i just defeated floor 45 by defending the whole match (letting the beetles fly into me and take damage). ah man, this suck *understatement*

if i lose i lose all progress. *sigh*

*lmfaooo. i had like 89 stars or whatever (you need 100 to advance a level and regain all hp, star power and fp) and went through this crazy hard fight only go gain like 98. wtffffffff.
i'm so dead next fight. i lost my partner in the last fight. all my partners are at 1hp now. i'm at 12. i'm done. lol ok so i go down the pipe...only to meet the big pink bombs. yeah, i'm done. one hit from them and i'm completely out. i don't think i'm powerful enough to take them all out without taking any damage. i can't remember how it went the last fight when i had to face them. if i beat them i will regain my hp, etc. ahhhh.

*edit*
haha. i made it past that fight. now down to 48. ah, if i can just beat 48 and 49 i'm home free. plz let me meet a mover.

*edit*
i made it to level 50. i got the strange sack and got the hell out (sounds weird, lol). now to cop some stuff, equip some different badges, and go back to blitzville and own rawk hawk.

[kcxj]

Hey kcjx: Man you should see this movie called 'Roger Dodger' (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299117/). I watched it in my ethics class the other day.

Oh yeah....YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGASKDHGDSKJFHAKLHGJ

Yeah? Did you like it? Sounds interesting.

I actually just watched "Swingers" for the first time last week. The Vince Vaughn character in there is the fucking man. The way he talks, and that whole attitude of "it's always on" and "you're fucking money and you don't even know it" is too good.

Anyway, thanks for the recommendation. Is it worth a purchase?

<--- considering ordering from amazon.com right now.

edit: It's only $3.00, so I'm buying this and "Tao of Steve" too.

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I just had a great time time at a Chinese party tonight. The thing Az's girl said to me about Japanese women not liking me because I don't smile... that's actually the best advice anybody has ever given to me in my entire life.

[ShinAkumax]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2637/moustaches7xp5db1te6jy.gif

Somehow I doubth you look as cool as those guys.

Am I the only one watching " So you think you can Dance! " ? That show is priceless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mj5vt6wKYE&search=so%20you%20think%20you%20can%20dance%20asia n

There is also some cool ass dancers.

[Rico!]

Hooolyyy shit. She was cute but that dancing was just so unsexy

Fob Talk + Terrible Dancing + "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me" = Comedy Gold!!

The ending almost brought a tear to my eye when she was crying, but once she started saying "how high education do they have?" i couldn't stop laughing. If you haven't already guessed, there is a spot in hell reserved for me.

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FUck this college, seriously. They force us to pay a $500 "technology fee" for computer lab usage for printing n shit. Only 5 computers up there can actually print. FUCK THAT.

What pisses me off is when someone decides to print an ENTIRE TEXTBOOK. Some dumb bitch did that the other day and "accidentally" forgot to set the number of copies to one. Fuck people like her. Go buy your book like the rest of us you stingy bitch.

[Taito]

Damn I didn't know Slash from GnR was black/white mixed..

[RaishinX]

This is pointless, so you can ignore it if you want:

Man me and a few friends had a fucking blast last night. I called my main guy 'V', to see if he was in town (he lives kinda far off), turns out, he is and town and not leaving for a few days. So I go over there and he, his brother and of friend of his, Marcus, are watching an X-3 bootleg (decent quality). V's brother gets picked up by his mom (not sure why, since he's gotta go to summer school the next day) and they leave. We get mayber 45% through the movie before it and V's shitty PS2 start fucking off on us. We try placing the movie in an equally shitty DVD player and the movie plays fine. Too bad we can't hear the shit. But we were basically waiting until another guy (whom I'd yet to meet), Cedric to show up so we could walk to the Pizza Hut downtown. He finally shows up and we leave. Marcus and Ced kinda hang in the back and I and V stay in the front discussing shitty highschool stuff and sharing a few laughs. Before we even leave the street we started on, Ashley (she's quite unattractive, so don't bother imagining) predictably asks us why the hell we're about to walk all the way to Pizza Hut. Typical people; trying to dissuade others from doing things they themselves wouldn't do just for the sake of companionship. Amazingly she didn't ask us to save her a slice. I notice Cedric has a quite a deep voice and is very vaguely familiar but ignore half of that. We walk downtown, still chatting, still in the front with V, Marcus and Ced still trailing, and I'll tell ya: On a Sunday, downtown shuts the fuck down. Nobody (with the exception of sleepy homeless people) was out there. Traffic was sparse as hell. Along the way I wonder whether or not the Pizza Hut is closed at that time on a Sunday (it's about 8:30 or so when we start closing in on the location) and luckily it isn't closed. I'm not sure why but V has some annoying infatuation with sitting in a certain section of Pizza Hut. I go over there and am introduced to rude lighting. Thanks to someone removing the globe off of one of the dangling lights I feel as is my face is cooking in an interrogation room. ("We have fingerprints..." "Yeah well you'd better get on that"). And the goddamned light is dangling noticeably lower than all of the others. I eventually learn to ignore it and enjoy myself. While all this is going on Cedric and Marcus are ordering (cuz ya know, they got the money). They come back with cups and we all go to get something to drink. We'd been to the Pizza Hut several times before and I always got a Sprite of Pepsi or something. I see this orange drink and I'm compelled to try it (cuz Kel likes orange soda). The label reads "sl---e" with a lot of the label scratched off by, I'm guessing, some angry, thirsty person with hands made out of sand paper. (MUMMIES!!?) Ced asks me what I'm getting cuz he's unsure and I'm like "uhh..."Slue?" V just cracks the fuck up on that one and tells me it says "Slice". That's a terrible name for a drink by the by. It's says caffiene free, which I don't really care about because I don't gain weight and don't really care what foods I eat. From there we wait at the table for the pizza, talking about school yard fights and such. I was mostly listening because I didn't become friends with V until high school and I hardly knew the other two. V says that Cedric actually taught him how to ride a bike. This kinda surprised me and I realized just how close the two were. I got a nice feeling of safeness and comfort from that. I'm usually annoyed by something (believe it or not, I am right now) or angry and it was nice to be able to just relax my eyebrows for a change. I need to chill more often. The pizza finally arrives (one large stuffed crust, one medium sausage if yer wondering; the hell with you if you aren't) and we dig in. Eventually Cedric makes fun of how chatty Marcus (That man can talk) and they both engage in "cracking", or cracking jokes (that's how us ghetto folk put it). I'm just in stiches at some of the shit Cedric is saying and can agree with most of it. Ced was talking about how daintily Marcus was handling his food and starts mocking him by crossing his legs and tucking a napkin into the neck of his t-shiry. Pure hilarity. At one point Cedric calls Marcus a "wolf-rat" and I'm forced to leave lest I run the risk of pissing myself.

We finally leave after stuffing our faces and start heading home. After Cedric tells us to watch our backs in a quiet downtown (he told me he had a bad experience with not paying enough attention) Marcus tries to reassure us that there's nothing to worry about. Nothing at all. This sparks the most pointless debate that I will surely hear for the next few months. It was kinda funny to see just how far Marcus would take it ("The white man want you to be scared"...yea but...who isn't afraid of some angry, disgruntled, homeless guy with a shank and ninja-tier sneaking skills :confused;). V, mocking the debate says "Next on Hardball" and I cut in and say "60 minutes of pointless arguing". Pure hilarity :rofl:. We finally make it back to V's house and V lets Cedric borrow his Def Jam: Fight for New York. It's about 11:00 p.m. at this time and his grandma has a sick fussing habit so I gotta lay low and whisper. V puts on some porno preview vid and I laugh to myself at how comically distorted some of the women are. They honestly make the SNES Orchid (of Killer Instinct fame) look normal. No one's ass should be the size of a 14'' television. I finally realize that Cedric is the guy V told me was dodging cops in Montgomery, the same Ced who was gonna go to Parker before being caught by police. I knew I remembered him from somewhere. I actually met him a few years ago briefly after a probably horrendous day of school. I left V's house at about 11:30. As I stated earlier it was nice just hangin' out and not needing to defend myself against some form of stupidity.

And has anybody seen those goddamned St. Pauli Girl (brand of beer) advertisements. Is this supposed to some joke about ejaculating on a woman's face? Even if it isn't they're flirting with some filthy undertones.

[kcxj]

Candy loved the e-mail I sent her. She gave me her home address too so now I can write her real letters instead of just e-mails. She keeps asking me what my name is, but I'm not telling her, so she still only knows me as "K".

Mystery is very sexy and one of the most powerful things you can do as a man to build attraction, so that's why I'm not telling her my name... at least not yet.

This can't be healthy what I'm doing, but I uploaded the sexy picture she sent me onto my cell phone so now I can look at her where ever I am...

Speaking of names though, in real life, whenever a woman asks you what your name is, that's one of the biggest signs of interest you're going to get (aside from "I like your shirt/shoes/etc...") and it's fucking ON. Use the skills you've learned from your dating books, dad, "gamer" friends, etc... and then scientifically follow step by step all the human processes that start from the initial eye contact, to her ending up in your bed.

If I'm at work, since I wear a nametag, the women always ask me, "How do you pronounce your name?". The default thing I always do in that situation, is instantly stop what I'm doing, look into her eyes for a moment, and then reply with, "How do I pronounce your name?"

Guys are always complaining about how they wish they had a cool name like Stone, Blake, or Glory. Who the fuck cares what your name is? In real life, you can tell girls whatever you want and it doesn't even matter. Whenever I'm not wearing a nametag and the women asks what my name is, I look straight into her eyes, maintain a straight face, and tell her my name is "Confidence".

Mystery, Style, and Confidence. All extremely sexy words that women are constantly putting in their online dating profiles when they write about what kind of person they're looking for. So why not just give yourself that nickname (or something similar) and then tell it to girls?

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Oh btw... Obot is the MAN.

I asked him to send me some DVDs the other day, but I honestly wasn't expecting them until at least 3 or 4 weeks (since every video gamer from SRK I've dealt online with has been a fucking bumass, irresponsible idiot), but I check my mail just three days later, and wow... my DVDs are here.

Obot is a stand up man of his word and priority mailed them to me the same day I requested them. Too good. So I'm giving him the shoutout right now. It was a pleasure doing business and I recommend everybody else here to go to him as well.

[Murt!]

I meant L.

My bad.

Shrug. Again, I haven't read in a long time.
Oh, I thought you were just reading som far off chapter that I didn't know about. lol

[Rico!]

After 1 entire month of rigorous work outs daily (as a result of too much free time), I'm finally starting to tone up quite nicely in my chest and arms. Now to hit those damn abs.

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I hate this alot. Standing at the bus stop for 10 minutes or so, then thinking "ah fuck it, I'll just walk". Then as I'm down the block from my apartment building the bus comes speeding along past me. Fuck you bus.

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I hate when girls with babies keep giving me the eye, saying they want me to go talk to them. YOU ARE USED GOODS ALREADY!!! These are the exact same dumb bitches that end up with multiple kids with no responsible father around.

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Right now I'm downloading the latest KSK ranbat. If KSK isn't playing in it...I'm going to be real mad...

Edit: he's not even in it! Fuck you KSK!!!

[Million]

I still think of the Price is Right Loser theme when I find out a broad has a baby. "ohhhh, I'm sorry. We have these lovely parting gifts for you.." Welcome to MY FriendZone™ attack, you worthless stain. Now how does it feel? Live with the pain, bitch. I'm the prize and you just lost the game. Ahhh that good ol' hate...it's like the fire in my belly...the energy that keeps me strong...keeps me alive....and clear.

-Overtime yet again...I couldn't resist the extra money. 12 hours today, folks. I worked 12 hours. Tomorrow is the same schedule. 6 to 6....hey...on 6/6/06...interesting.

[kcxj]

I just realized I like the 5678's more than I do titties. So I'm going to use the album cover of my favorite CD as my avatar instead of Mayumi Ono's titties.

"Daddy Goes Out Jail" is a great song. It reminds me of a girl who's daddy is going to kick your ass if you don't treat her right and it's really cute.

Their cover of the Stones' "Oh Baby (We Got A Good Thing Going)" sings to my idealized self as a guy and I like that a lot. It's about a girl who likes the guy so much that he doesn't need to worry, because she's never going to leave him.

My favorite song is "New Orleans Rock". The vocals and electric piano are really more emphasized than the guitar, but that's what makes it so great. Not only is the piano guy rocking like Jerry Lee Lewis, but after an entire album of incomprehensible "English", the girls finally sing in Japanese and it's sexy.

I was talking about how chicks really dig guitar players before right? Here I am changing my avatar from titties to a rock and roll girl band, so it's obvious to me now that the system works both ways. Something really wild about the girls, through all that screaming and noise... makes them... fascinating. It's like how girls are always looking to tame the rock and roll bad boy through the power of their kiss, but only I'm the groupie dork now instead of the girls.

[JackTenrac!]

I nearly chopped a cougar today...and I liked it! Flip-flops, red hair, attitude, no cigarette smell. Why? I dunno. She looked like trouble and she got on my bus. Betting she's plus half of my age. She gave me total attitude, but I'm a Bear, so I did what any hillarious black person would do: diss her.

...I didn't even bother asking for the number. Knowing her, some snot nose brat would pick up my call, yelling "mommy" to get her attention as I await the woman in question.

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Before that, a little kid said hello to me this morning. I don't even know him. Total strangers are doing that to me alot these days. Trying to change the Bear. I ...wow. It felt pretty good. Hero beating monster's snot in with a great finishing move good.

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So, 17 alledged insurgents are in court...10 or so blocks away from the Den of Bear! Hoping it'd just be 5 so I can use some quality Power Ranger disses while I pass by. "We need Bin Laden Power! NOW!"

[Airthrow]

I'm desperate for money, in the short term so I can move out and pay my car insurance/payment, and in the long term I need about 15,000 for four years studying abroad. Dunno how the fuck I will get a loan.

And girl troubles.


My life fucking sucks.

[ShinAkumax]

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[Serp's Attorney]

I might as well post this now since it's probably never going to happen, but I PMed King Dork over there to ask him to open up the rest of his LJ and tell me a few things about his mental states. I was going to write a novel on him, basically, the protaganist was going to be some nerd that read a few books and thought he was a player, and at the end he was going to commit suicide when he realizes that in reality he never really achieves anything and is laughed at by everyone, or when he gets exposed and everyone physically around him mocks him daily to the point that he can't take it anymore.

The novel would have been great. I mean I would have so much to work with. How about this gem from The King Dork Lord Krang's LJ today:

"This kid has a boyfriend already mind you, but he's an unskilled dork. Let's see what happens after this email.

If she's ready and trusts me enough to move onto the next level, then she'll pick the movie at my place date over the tea and conversation one. Hmm... I wondering if I should of been bolder and only offered the movie date?"


Let's break this baby down. Lord Krang calls a guy a dork who has a gf and is banging her, while he's desperately obsessing over simply emailing the girl? Wow, that's what passes for skills these days? So, let me get this straight, having sex with a girl and the girl telling everyone else that she's your gf makes you an unskilled dork, but if you e-mail the girl that means you are skilled? What? Does this make sense to anyone else?

Now Krang, I didn't despise you until just now. How DARE you refuse to open the LJ entries, and HOW DARE YOU ignore my PM? If I ever see you in real life, I will fucking smash your face in. I was going to write a novel mocking your pathetic life, but I wasn't even going to use your real name and you were certainly much too stupid to realize that was my goal. I can only surmise that you ignored my PM and requests because you didn't want to help me out. Well Krang, I'm going to tell you exactly what's going to happen now, and you can bank on this occuring at some point. It might not happen for a week, or even a month, but eventually you will "hit on" a girl whose bf isn't too thrilled at your bullshit, and said bf is going to show you what he thinks of that. In fact, I actually know the guy whom you called an "unskilled dork" and from what he tells me, he's going to head over to Foxwoods either this weekend or next. I hope for your sake he doesn't kill you, but I doubt anyone would care or stop him.

[22:00] the kid's bf: that's what you PMed him?
[22:00] the kid's bf: haha
[22:01] Serpent: no
[22:01] Serpent: thats what I'm considering posting
[22:01] the kid's bf: you should've man
[22:01] Serpent: should I post it?
[22:01] the kid's bf: tell him i'm going to foxwoods
[22:01] the kid's bf: yea

[21:55] SRKBlast: yo fuckin write a novel about him
[21:55] SRKBlast: you'll make cash easy

[Mechanica]

Argh, who does that? I just slept 16 hours instead of waking up for school.

Honestly, I'm the only person I've ever met that has a problem getting to school because he can't help but sleep 16 hours. I hate how much I sleep!

[Rico!]

snippity snip

I'd like an autographed copy of said book when you make it

[FistsofFury]

=I already like that Nelly Furtado song 'Promiscuous Girl'.

=I met a girl. Just started talking to her walking down the street. She seems cool, she's smart, attractive and shit like that...but she is 17. I'm 20. Maybe I'll hang with her a couple more times to see what is really there. The first time we hung out we just smashed herb and went to the bookstore. Real informal.


=The 'dungeon basement studio' computer got a new sound card. We thought then we could start really recording things (and we got some guitar licks recorded for a track) but the computer now needs more RAM to handle all the damn...information. But shit either way things just seem to be coming together. Hopefully soon I can show you guys some stuff we've done, music we have made.

[kcxj]

What a horrible story I heard on the news while watching TV at work today... Some 20 year old girl was strangled to death with her own bikini top by some guy with a sex offender history.

How fucked up is that? Is makes me angry but sad at the same time.

The truth is the majority of violent rapes and murders are the direct result of sexual frustration. Ed Gein, Issei Sagawa, the BTK killer... all sexually frustrated, anti-social, repressed individuals.

Teach men the skills for how to be strong, masculine men and attract the women they want instead. Teach them how to overcome all the brainwashing religion, conservative society, and their mom taught them about women and sex. It makes the world a safer place and I won't have to hear horrible stories like this on the news anymore.

[JackTenrac!]

Yeah, man. Touch two, nukka....

...that went well.

[Muff Daddy]

http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/2c21c0f98d07b010vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html

-omfg

[Taito]

How much Claritin can you take in one day before you kill yourself? Cause this hayfever is whuppin my ass.

[SmoothCat]

Ok so I been going to the gym for 3 going on 4 months now I went from 159 to 177. I been stuck on 177 for almost 3 weeks now. I no the proplem is I don't eat as much as I'm suppose to but I just get so full and feel like throwing up.

I made a bet with a group of people at work so far the pot is 600 bucks. Bet is if I don't get to 180 I have to watch 1 hour of some hardcore gay porn and if I win the money is mine. I don't no what I was thinking when I made the bet I just got madd that they said I couldn't do it so I made the stupid bet. Anyway I'm so close and deadline is july 1st wish me luck srk or your boy has to watch the buttsex

[KrassHole]

Her name is Candy.
1 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/candy821020.jpg) 2 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/candy821020a.jpg) 3 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/candy.jpg) 4 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/candybeach.jpg)

I can't stop thinking about her.

Seriously, you guys need to look at this girl's profile (although I'm not going to share it). It's written in Chinese, but I had it translated, and it's the most magnetic profile I've ever seen. I'm drawn to her. Her pictures are the best. She shows off her style, her fun and adventurous side, AND she copied that pose from Lascivious Face Girl where she gazes into the camera for powerful eye contact.

She's wrecking havok on my hormones.

Wouldn't it be awesome if I were a guy with an online dating profile that made women feel the same way like I'm feeling about this woman right now?

Anyway, we've been exchanging e-mails back and forth, she likes me so far, and if it weren't for my rational mind and intelligence letting me know what a STUPID idea it would be, I would seriously buy the plane ticket to China right now and marry her there. All from one online dating profile... damn.

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edit: I'm not just interested in sex or coming on some generic looking Asian girl that I don't care about's face this time. I'm absolutely NOT your traditional Chinese boy that follows the chen jia li ye philosophy that his mom tried to teach him, but I'm seriously enamoured this time and can't fight the urge to do something romantic.

I'm going to ask Candy to be my real life pen pal (instead of just the impersonal e-mail flirting back and forth) and see what happens.


Where is her E-profile? So I can E-jack your E-girl from right under you.

[Airthrow]

Ok so I been going to the gym for 3 going on 4 months now I went from 159 to 177. I been stuck on 177 for almost 3 weeks now. I no the proplem is I don't eat as much as I'm suppose to but I just get so full and feel like throwing up.

I made a bet with a group of people at work so far the pot is 600 bucks. Bet is if I don't get to 180 I have to watch 1 hour of some hardcore gay porn and if I win the money is mine. I don't no what I was thinking when I made the bet I just got madd that they said I couldn't do it so I made the stupid bet. Anyway I'm so close and deadline is july 1st wish me luck srk or your boy has to watch the buttsex


Three pounds? Just drink a ton of water and eat before you weigh in on July 1st, you're already there...

Can I have some money? :wink:

[Master Chibi]

I'm going to start going to a gym soon, get a year's membership and all that. It's been long overdue, this gut I've had since college always did manage to depress somewhat. I'm not really looking to gain muscle, or define what I have, I just want to lose this damn weight already. I look foward to it, I'll be going with a few friends.

I always told myself to do it before, but honestly I felt embarassed just thinking about it. I don't know what I'm doing, and just running a treadmill all day would make me look stupid. That tends to be the case with most things I do, I need someone else who knows what they're doing to help do the same, even when that person KNOWS that I can do it as well.

Also, I'm surprised by the amount of friends I have who have girlfriends who are geniunely into videogames. My one friend's gal is joining a league of girl only FPS players (they 'scouted her at Wizardworld where she was cleaning house in some random FPS). Fraggrrls or something along those lines. Another friend's girl is getting into MMO (FFXI), and yet another plays more games then her boyfriend. They're all good looking gals / guys mind you. Times have changed.

Ah well, I wish I wasn't completely void of self confidence, it's the one problem I've been having, or have had for a while now. Not a depression mind you, just lack of belief in myself and all.

Bah.

;p

[Rico!]

Chibi: first thing is that you shouldn't feel embarrassed working out. At first I was afraid to go to go to the gym a few years ago, but learned that everyone's too busy staring at their own arms and listening to their MP3 players to care about what anyone else is doing. Some guys are even willing to show you the right way to work out if you ask around.

-As i've said before, dont be one of those jackasses that have no coherent schedule or routine (picking up a barbell 5 times, jumping on the treadmill for 3 minutes, a few jumping jacks, then leaving) Always do at least 3 sets of any excercise.

-Start light. Don't feel embarrassed if you can only lift the 10 lb barbell.

-This is just me but I wouldn't go to the gym with friends. Everytime I go they're not really as motivated as I am and always want to leave while i'm only halfway through my workout.

-Dips and Chin ups are the best excercises to start with. Simply put, if you can't lift your own body weight, you're not going to make it far with any other weights. At first you might not be able to do even 1 of either, but keep going at it. When you're able to do ten in a row you know you're doing well.

Damn now I sound like some fucking fitness expert :sweat: I dont take credit for any of this, I learned it all from friends I made at gym.

[Million]

So...I actually take back what I said earlier...my Xbox is apparently just fine. I got it from the repair shop today. The games are fucked up. See, this is a perfect example of my terrible luck throughout life. I bought TWO games here....and both simply will not play. The Jade Empire has a ring all around the underside of the disc...and the Conker's is still a mystery, as it appears to be absolutely PERFECTLY CLEAN on the underside...yet the Xbox says "Disc may be damaged or dirty...". Actually, the same thing happened with Hulk Ultimate Destruction. I had the game, and got home to see "Disc may be damaged or dirty." I returned it(Target), and the new copy of the game played just fine.

And of course...EB/Gamestop has that douchebag policy that basically means "No, we don't take returns. Not at all, because we're assholes like that."...so that's just checkmate right there. 40 bucks spent and NOTHING playable to show for it. Instead of killing/torturing the suits at MS....I'm now in the mood to torture the people at Gamestop. This is it for me...never again will I buy supposedly "new" games from that piece of cock-eating shithole excuse for a business. My only hope now is to trade the games in for money off something else, and we all know just how much of a good deal that is, right? Yeah, I'll be "lucky" to get 4 goddamn dollars for both games. Someone should seriously burn down their corporate headquarters, with everyone trapped inside...to ensure they all burn to death....then erase them from history, so there is never a "gamestop" ever again....don't even rebuild something else in that spot...just pave the shit over and make it a parking lot.

[kcxj]

Where is her E-profile? So I can E-jack your E-girl from right under you.
You want a shot with her? Sure, she's all yours (no joke). PM me once you sign up for an asianfriendfinder.com dating profile and I can send you her link so you can do your thing. Since I'm always curious to learn about what techniques other guys use, promise to post up your results though.

I stopped talking to any women other than local women recently, but this woman was too pretty for me to pass up. I then read her profile (in Chinese) and it was the most lovely thing ever as well. Translated, she talks about what a passionate, outgoing, but still simple and fun loving lady she is.

Anyway, I'd be kicking myself in the junk if I didn't at least send her an e-mail complimenting her on what an attractive profile she has, so I did that, wished her the best of luck, and wasn't expecting a reply. Well, what do you know though... I got a message a couple days later with her saying how happy she is to meet me.

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This dude's wife from work likes me a lot and is actually from the same region of China as this online girl is. I like the dude's wife a lot too, but I was over their house recently, I saw the dude's wife with her kids, and I realize that's not something I want to fuck up or mess with, so I stopped flirting so heavily with her.

Anyway, the dude's wife recently asked me if I would like to marry her younger sister (no joke). I showed her what an amazing, marriage material woman I've come across online though, and you guys know women. They really into all this romance novel, lovey dovey cheesecake, so she supports me making friends with the online woman now.

If I do decide to go to China to meet her, the dude and dude's wife are from the same neighborhood that Candy is living in right now too, so I have a place to stay.

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Damn, that really sucks though. I only got to play around for 6 months, 3 of those months were learning + trial and error (where I got no play at all), and now I have to find a wonderful woman like this.

Not now... not yet... damn...

[SmoothCat]

Three pounds? Just drink a ton of water and eat before you weigh in on July 1st, you're already there...

Can I have some money? :wink:
I don't wanna cheat to do it but come june 30th if I haven't hit it will do just that.

I will not watch gay porn!

[Murt!]

lmao, they should get you Jizzaster.

[abacabb]

My cousin got jumped by three chicks last night. Now her face is really swollen and she has 2 black eyes. She looks like Clayface to me. The girls who jumped are going to wish they never did because my cousin is crazy and very gang related. I know who the girls are but I dont know where they live. If they come over to my house and try to start some shit, they're gonna have to deal with me.

[Lantis]

Another misadventure of random channel surfing:

During some random time at ESPN2 I actually caught one of those female softball games. DAMN, some of those players are damn FINE...and they're HS/college caliber so that makes 'em hittable. I would go for broke on those vixens....

Softball, beach volleyball, and tennis for the hottest females around.... :tup:

[Rico!]

For the first time ever today, I have played Majora's Mask. Now why do so many people not like it? Seems like a fine game to me.

[Dangerous J]

Saw Shawshank Redemption tonight, still one of the, if not the best movies of the 90's.

[TheSix]

For the first time ever today, I have played Majora's Mask. Now why do so many people not like it? Seems like a fine game to me.

I never understood it either. Very worthy of following up OoT.

[VG Emblem]

Saw Shawshank Redemption tonight, still one of the, if not the best movies of the 90's.
I would have to agree, kickass movie.

[Million]

So...is there a reason VGE's thread was closed?:
Ok, here goes another personal experience thread, hopefully this one won't turn out so bad.

At my school, I've noticed something annoying, disturbing, and rather sad. Everyone who claims they can draw well ALL draw anime, and it's like the same exact style. It's like an exact copy of the style of Naruto. It's like they one day decided to just watch an episode of it and copy it as best as they can. I bet these fuckers couldn't draw anything else for the life of them. It's not only that, it's just the fact that they actually think they're good at it, when all they do is copy some anime.

Now, I'm not going to say I'm a professional artist or anything, but I can at least say I draw adequately different from the rest of them. Sure, it mind be considered anime, but Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, it's not like I went to some retarded "How to Draw Naruto" academy like the rest of them apparently did. I'm not going to complain about how these annoying ass fuckers are ruining anime, because that's fairly overdone. But it could help them to at least TRY to have a different style.

And the thing is, I've been drawing for as long as I can remember. It's like they only started a year ago, because they saw some shitty American dub of an anime and were all like "OMG KAWAII!! ^_^" Well, it annoys me. It might be considered something petty to rant about, and I usually don't call people posers or anything, but goddamn these people fit the bill perfectly. Just another bad side effect of anime becoming main stream here, I guess.

Discuss.

?! What's wrong with this, other than the fact it's apparently "in style" to hate this guy? Yeah, it's really fun and interesting when more and more restrictions are placed on the General Discission side of forums.

*My overtime is over.:sad: On one hand...I'm happy to have actually had a decent amount of sleep last night, as well as time to be on the comp this morning....but on the other hand...this means no more overtime money. (there's overtime, and then it gets to "premium" overtime after a certain amount of hours beyond what is normal...obviously premium time is even more money per hour..)

*the World Trade Center movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu7861TBBTc Oh wow...THAT looks fun. Why would people want to see movies like this? I'll avoid it for the same reasons I don't see shit like United 93, Munich, that movie about Hitler and crew fucking up the Jews, etc. I prefer to see movies that DON'T make me hate the human race more than I already do.

[arcticninja]

Munich was a good movie.

[JackTenrac!]

I must be the only person in the western world to believe that The Musketeer was a good eye candy movie.

...that went well.

[Cisco]

kingdom hearts 2 is nice.

[Dan?]

I seriously hate customers with a passion. They just flood in here, some teeming mass of horrid beasts, as if their lives would not go on if they could not get a battery in their watch. Don't you people have families?! Don't you have things you should be doing?! Bwargh.

I've had some really cool conversations lately with a number of friends, old and new, about metaphysical topics. So many views that are so suprisingly similar. In the process I was given an album of Jewish choir music, very cool stuff, especially the track about Cain dealing with his agony over killing his brother.

My stick is actin screwy again. My heavy punch is starting to get a little wonky, working sometimes and not working others. Looks like I'll be calling up platinum_pinoy to fix it...again...

[caliagent#3]

So I was on myspace updating my profile and what not and decided to do a search for some of my friends in high school. I then came across the profile of this one chick i knew when i lived in RI. She introduced me to the evils of women. i went out with this chick for 2 weeks, but unbeknownst to me she was using me to get back at her bf. I finally found out on the night of the homecoming dance when she showed up with her bf. At first i was shocked, like "wtf!?". Shit like that has never happened to me before, it's happened to a few of my friends but not me so this was a first. so ummm 2min. later i shrugged that shit off, and hooked up with some other chick the rest of the night. aaahhhh good ol' high school.

[kcxj]

This online girl Hana is really hot. She copied my shit where you take an up close picture of yourself making super strong eye contact and a slight smile, and put that as your profile picture.

I can't stop looking at her now.

I'm starting to lose patience trying to make something happen from this. I wrote her an e-mail, she wrote be back with lots of "lol"'s and other positive signals, I waited patiently like the zen master to thoroughly soak in everything she's trying to communicate to me, and then I sent the carefully crafted reply to her 3 days later.

Ughh... the anticipation is killing me. Even when I'm out with other women, she's made it so I'm still thinking about her in the back of my mind.

Man, I would be so money and feel the most awesome I ever felt if I can get a phone number close and a date from this one. She's a lovely lady with the same passion and talent for music that I have, she copied my shit with the strong eye contact picture I copied from Lascivious Face Lady, and she just bumped my interest for her up to a 10 out of 10 now (it was only at 6/10 before).

[Million]

So I was on myspace updating my profile and what not and decided to do a search for some of my friends in high school. I then came across the profile of this one chick i knew when i lived in RI. She introduced me to the evils of women. i went out with this chick for 2 weeks, but unbeknownst to me she was using me to get back at her bf. I finally found out on the night of the homecoming dance when she showed up with her bf. At first i was shocked, like "wtf!?". Shit like that has never happened to me before, it's happened to a few of my friends but not me so this was a first. so ummm 2min. later i shrugged that shit off, and hooked up with some other chick the rest of the night. aaahhhh good ol' high school.
I most likely would've pissed in that bitch's drink.

...or better yet...shit-juice. I can't let it go...there are broads from my time in junior high that I would STILL like to destroy. I want to go back in time just to smash their face into many pieces.

*fuck Safari. I'm officially back to using IE. Ever since I downloaded an "update", my Safari browser has been pure GARBAGE...I'll hit "quit", and it just sits there *thinking* about it forever. No, I said QUIT, you stupid cunt. You're an application, and I'm the user. That means you do what the fuck I say, with no questions asked....no "thinking" about it.

*isn't Gnarls Barkley the same guy that used to be "C-lo"?! If not...someone has clearly cloned C-lo. (C-lo appeared with Outkast a few times, and had a song called Trans DF Express....well, nobody probably likes that song but me...but whatever...if that's not C-lo going by a new name...this is truly a Twilight Zone moment here, and I'm the only one that realizes it.)

[Taito]

It's Cee-lo.. the radio DJs here in the UK pronounced 'Gnarls' like 'Nells,' so I didn't get the group's play on words and I thought 'Nells Barkley' was somebody's real name.. so all this time I thought there was some up and coming soul singer out there named Nells Barkley that sounds exactly like Cee-lo Green.. I thought it was another case like Shyne or Guerilla Black or somebody else that sounds like Biggie Smalls..

Anyway I found out the real name of the group was Gnarls Barkley.. I did a Google search, and I saw a picture of fatty with DJ Danger Mouse..

[Cisco]

Have you guys ever noticed how mariah carey's songs never made any sense at all? If you listen to her songs you would notice the whole irony of her and just about how stupid she really is.

The song "Say something" is a perfect example of her irony, considering the fact that she doesn't say jack shit w/o the chorus repeating over and over again.

Then there is that song with bone thugs, the irony in this is the fact that she could actually predict what was going to happen to her, but yet she did nothing to stop.


Man, i'd still hit it though.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Man, i'd still hit it though.

You aren't the only one.

[TS]

I wasted like 45 minutes of my life watching Glitter, hoping I would see some boob, or at least some erect nipples or something.

Waste.

A Time to Kill was on TV last week...I was gonna record the Samuel L. Jackson courtroom scene, just for the "YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!" line. But I didn't get stuff set up in time.
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[Rico!]

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wtf man, I actually checked periodically to read your latest shenanigans.

Anyone else know some blogs with the same comedic quality?

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Speaking of which, that one time KC once said something about emailing a stripper reminded me of that episode of Malcom in the Middle, where Francis is stuck in alaska, completely devoid of any women, and that one guy is on the phone with a stripper, panting and saying "SHUT UP GUYS, i'm trying to imagine this hot stripper naked right now!!!"

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Still enjoying Majora's Mask. My N64 is the only console getting any play now because of it.

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Pulled my left tricep today. Hurts like a motherfucker. Now I cant work out for a few days. :sad:

[kcxj]

wtf man, I actually checked periodically to read your latest shenanigans.

Anyone else know some blogs with the same comedic quality?

I'm not some joker for people's comedic entertainment. That's my life, dude.

Anyway, this is open to anyone, but prove to me that you have your inner game together and the same commitment to success when it comes to women and dating that I do, and I'll let you in on the field reports, my thoughts, and things I've learned.

Good wingmen --> hard to find.

Circus clowns who brag that they're better than me, but then when I ask them to prove it, they get shy and don't do shit (or get defensive and then don't do shit), I've found plenty of though. So yeah, I'm done for now. :rofl:

[VG Emblem]

So...is there a reason VGE's thread was closed?:

?! What's wrong with this, other than the fact it's apparently "in style" to hate this guy? Yeah, it's really fun and interesting when more and more restrictions are placed on the General Discission side of forums.
Nope. I took off for the night right after posting that, because I had to get some sleep for school today. I come back today and I find it's been locked, and I'm guessing pretty quickly since it got 0 replies. I just made a post about it in the Mods Suggestion Thread, but yeah, weak.

-1 democracy.

[Murt!]

Do any of you oldheads remember your Jr. High grad night? Ours is tomorrow, and we're going to six flags. I plan to cop some feels later on in the night, lol. (We leave the park at about 12:15 AM).

So...is there a reason VGE's thread was closed?:

?! What's wrong with this, other than the fact it's apparently "in style" to hate this guy? Yeah, it's really fun and interesting when more and more restrictions are placed on the General Discission side of forums.


Vg does occasionally make an ass of himself, but it was definitlely uncalled for to close his thread like that.

[Serp's Attorney]

I'm not some joker for people's comedic entertainment. That's my life, dude.

Anyway, this is open to anyone, but prove to me that you have your inner game together and the same commitment to success when it comes to women and dating that I do, and I'll let you in on the field reports, my thoughts, and things I've learned.

Good wingmen --> hard to find.

Circus clowns who brag that they're better than me, but then when I ask them to prove it, they get shy and don't do shit (or get defensive and then don't do shit), I've found plenty of though. So yeah, I'm done for now. :rofl:

Good. Now will you go back under your bridge and stop posting here too?

I don't even feel like making fun of you anymore. It stopped being funny and intriguing awhile ago, and now I feel just as everyone else does: you are creepy. Sorry about the flame, I genuinely pity you and I'm hoping you don't commit suicide or anything because of anything I might have said.

On a related note: I dropped the novel idea. I discussed it with Viscant yesterday, and he told me I either need to have the character grow, or I need to create a conflict that involves him chasing after a specific girl. Now, I guess I theoretically could do that, but the amount of work involved probably isn't worth it. It would get pretty boring pretty quickly, for me to write and for anyone to read it.

On an even less related note: I'm going to the zoo tomorrow with an asian chick, but since I've been living with Viscant and he's convinced me to join NO ASS, I'm actually going to just see the animals. I'm going to tone down my usual charming self so that the girl doesn't pester me or anything beyond looking at animals. I'm not completely sure how NO ASS works though...like...are we not allowed to have sex until marriage, or never at all, or what? I'm pretty sure masturbation is still okay since Viscant builds pillow dolls that he screws occasionally, and of course he has that fleshlight. I need to ask him how many followers we have, and what my official title is. I know he told me I can be atleast second or third in command, so I can dub myself the Arch-Bishop or something. I'd have to say Viscant has really changed my life though. He's stopped me from going out several times at night to parties and other such nightly events. He always frowns on sex and tells me girls are icky. I actually look younger now than about a year ago. Maybe I should quit law school and play poker on the internet too. Nah...that's going too far.

I've been playing Mario 64 lately. Crap camera angles but this is a fairly solid game. I still think older games were made better than the newer ones, and I think I've fallen back in love with Nintendo. If I get a new system, it will definitely be the Revolution (I'm not calling it the stupid name Nintendo gave it). I think Camelot makes games for Nintendo only anyway, and they're probably the most solid RPG/fun game developer remaining. If there's going to be a Golden Sun 3 or Shining Force 4, or some other Shining game, chances are it'll be on a Nintendo system. Man, it feels good to be able to play video games again. To really just sit there and get into the games, without worrying about anything else. I can't believe I ever got bored of this stuff and quit it before.

[Lantis]

I'm pretty sure masturbation is still okay since Viscant builds pillow dolls that he screws occasionally, and of course he has that fleshlight.

What in the holy powers of FUCK?!? :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :rofl: :rofl: That sounds even shadier than the fleshlight. :looney:

Damn man, that's what you get for living all these months with Viscant. Soon enough you will be entering beauty contests too and dating cosplayers who enjoy the use of foreign objects in sexual intercourse. We don't wanna lose you, man. :sad:

[Taito]

Do any of you oldheads remember your Jr. High grad night? Ours is tomorrow, and we're going to six flags. I plan to cop some feels later on in the night, lol. (We leave the park at about 12:15 AM).

I remember that I didn't have a 'grad night..' I fucking went home like any other last day at school.

Anyone else here have a completely unremarkable grade school experience?? I didn't go to prom, I didn't put on the graduation gown, I didn't take the school trip to Paris.. none of that Saved by the Bell or OC or 90210 crap. My last day in grade school, I took home a diploma and played XvSF at Nickel City ad nauseam until about 5PM or so. *shrug*

[JackTenrac!]

Didn't bother with the prom myself because it was on a cruise and the hottest teacher was chaperoning it with her husband-to-be... I liked graduating in Grade 8 better because I actually grew up with everyone there, including the late principal Mr. Mungum, who carried a glow-in-the-dark yo-yo to the dances he attended and played in the steel band.

Great times, bad times, and all. We had a last dance the same day, and I told off this girl who "liked liked" me. She couldn't stop wanting to dance with the Bear and Bear didn't see any honey in her, so I had to put her in her place.

Besides that, we all had our fair share of fun. In Grade 9, we took more concern into Street Fighter and drama. Before I left for my new town, I got served on some occassions and X-Men vs. Sf was the latest craze.

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First day of the intern job and I'm up and about pretty early. My dad wanted me to dress up and let them tell me what I was doing wrong. It sounded smart, but just not my thing, really. I have been there twice on dress down for the paper signing, clearing, and the like, so that was totally out of the question. I emailed them about policies. Tough choice between : Look like a dumbass or get to work without giving a a rat's ass about reviewing policies the first day. I would rather work and get that experience in while I can. No wasting money time reading manuals.

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I was playing a DC game last night. Sword of the Beserk is an ok game. Damn hard because of colision detection and the occassional closed space. Big swords + closed corridors + small targets = bad idea.

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Too much filtration methods.

[Zachman]

Do any of you oldheads remember your Jr. High grad night? Ours is tomorrow, and we're going to six flags. I plan to cop some feels later on in the night, lol. (We leave the park at about 12:15 AM).



Vg does occasionally make an ass of himself, but it was definitlely uncalled for to close his thread like that.
In two weeks I graduate highschool, but I'm not looking forward to the graduation ceremony. I skipped my prom because I hate highschool.

[Serpent]

In two weeks I graduate highschool, but I'm not looking forward to the graduation ceremony. I skipped my prom because I hate highschool.

HS is pretty dumb. All schooling is actually fairly dumb. The only good thing is it keeps you out of the real world for awhile, and it also segments your life and gives you a goal each time. That is, you have a school year to get through, and grades to get, and then you get a few months off and the cycle repeats. Each school year pretty much feels different, and you know it will end at a foreseeable date. When you finally completely finish school and work, it will all blend into one interminable endless JOB. There is no such thing as a summer vacation, you don't have separate classes...nothing but the same or similar borings things all the time, every day until you die. When you look at it that way, school isn't so bad. I stay sane because I'm obsessed with the NFL, and each and every year I can consider that something that changes for me. I wonder how people without that type of obsession keep from going insane though.

[VG Emblem]

HS is pretty dumb. All schooling is actually fairly dumb. The only good thing is it keeps you out of the real world for awhile, and it also segments your life and gives you a goal each time. That is, you have a school year to get through, and grades to get, and then you get a few months off and the cycle repeats. Each school year pretty much feels different, and you know it will end at a foreseeable date. When you finally completely finish school and work, it will all blend into one interminable endless JOB. There is no such thing as a summer vacation, you don't have separate classes...nothing but the same or similar borings things all the time, every day until you die. When you look at it that way, school isn't so bad. I stay sane because I'm obsessed with the NFL, and each and every year I can consider that something that changes for me. I wonder how people without that type of obsession keep from going insane though.
You also have to consider that not every job is the same every day.

For instance, a cop might deal with burglary one day, and a murderer the next day. A writer can work on one book today, and a different one tomorrow. A movie star moves on to a different role when the one they're working on currently is finished, etc.

However, something like a factory line worker must suck ass due to the repitition factor.

[Jr7891]

Hate to think out loud with such a played out topic, but why the hell do kids tI3p like that?

Or better yet, why the fuck are they in malls saying LAWL, or ell OH ell.

I hate these fucking 10 year olds rocking $250 shoes, carrying the newest phones, and not even knowing how to flash and factory default them so they can use ringtones from their computer.

Where the fuck are all these gay people coming from, in my town?

I mean, I had 3 gay kids in my class, and one lives nearby.

This shit they call rap sucks horribly now.

Every Dipset CD sounds like DIPSET SIPSET TIPSET NIGGAH JUELZ CRACK COCCAINE BITCHES JUELZ TANA SAN DIP NIGGA POP GUN ndfiuogeialll.

Those bitches are neither diplomats, or, even fucking know what diplomatic immunity truly means.

Young Joc? I know that bitch, and wish he and his stupid friends got hit by a car when they fucking blocked a street to have some cookout. (Glenwood day if you are from here.)

Young Jeezy? Shit, too easy. He contradicted himself 5 times over 4 songs. For example "Pussy ass niggas need to do them and not me. I'm the snowman nigga. Cant ban the snowman. Nigga taking my beats."

He has 4 tracks with beats from other people. He is singing with someone on another track.
Can't ban the Snowman was coined by a high school student. He says he sling rock, then in another song he says gotta keep clean fo these niggz get me.

And, finally, Xbox Live. If you join someone elses room, and have a annoying voice, or try to get people to change shit, don't be a bitch when we proceed to piss you off.

DOA4, Splinter Cell CT, Halo 2, and Iron Phenoix (Anyone here play? Add me so I can get on again one day.) are my main problem areas.

[Million]

^ah, the cop's job may seem nice and interesting...but there's that one little problem of possibly dying. That's kind of a deal-breaker for me.

I stay sane by remembering a few things...
1. This gets me a steady flow of money, and money rules most things in this world....it solves 99% of the problems you ever have in life, as long as you have enough of it.

2. Medical benefits...though I still haven't made use of them...
3. As much as my job sucks...as retarded/stressful as it is to remember 12 billion stupid, bitch-ass little rules while talking to these people...it still beats the shit out of my previous job at "Medical Transport Services". However, MTS and my current job may be some of the most stressful positions ever created....at least among jobs where your life isn't on the line(e.g. police, firemen, etc.) I stabbed my calendar yesterday, and drew a quick little 'toon of a "retard" face and a "fuck you" finger-sign, with "TN U.I. = RETARDED."(*UI = "unemployment insurance") in big bold letters. Really, it's like some retarded person came up with all these rules....with absolutely no regard to just how convoluted things became after just a few years of steadily adding bullshit that makes nothing resembling logical procedure or common sense.

...yeah, Unemployment, the way it is today....is most likely due to an actual retarded person....or a woman. One defining characteristic of women is how they love to make things far more complicated than they need to be. (*one example would be simple communication. A guy says something, and most likely means exactly what the hell just came out of his mouth. The woman will usually attach all kinds of extra meanings and symbolism to his words, and bring up an unnecessary argument. It's not some puzzle to figure out...it's not a subconcious statement on the progress of your relationship you stupid bitch....the man simply stated he's hungry. It means...*gasp!* he's HUNGRY.) Of course none of them would ever admit this.

There was some group that performed live on MTV Awards last night....they had the stereotypical "emo" look (*where did this even come from? What you kids describe today kinda looks and sounds like the "goth" kids of my generation. When did "goth" transform into "emo"? What warranted a change in the name?) Anyway...they had to be one of the gayest looking groups I've ever seen. The lead singer had extremely tight pants on, and he was wearing blue EYESHADOW...which was extremely obvious. The people sitting in the backrow could likely see that hey....that guy is wearing blue eyeshadow or eyeliner...and his hairstyle was just like a girl...not just those things...but every thing about him was feminine...right down to the stereotypically gay "limp-wrist" action.

[*InVeRs3*]

First it was those metal kids in the 70s-80s, then it's those punks in the 80s, then it's those goths in the mid 80s and mid 90s. All of a sudden, angry youth who hate their parents took a break or something. All of a sudden they come out of nowhere like a random roll super and now it's emo. Why do whiner rebel kids need to make a new name every generation? I'll just call them goths, makes things easier. Their music sounds the same too. Go shoot them before they shoot some "cool" kids in schools again. We need more cool people to stay alive since these anti establishment retards are corrupting our youth.

[Azrael]

Serp, I've been having the strangest urge to play Mario 64 lately. That game was damn awesome. Even after I'd gotten all the stars, I'd spend hours just swimming or riding turtle shells or flying or whatever. Older games may not have looked as pretty as current stuff, but boy did they have playability.

................................

I went to my HS Grad Night. We had a hypnotist. Everyone did a bum rush to get up on stage, but somehow I ended up in the 12 who got selected. Hypnotist put on some relaxing music and started talking real slow and easy. Before I knew it, I was out. The next thing I remember is being center-stage all by myself. I came down and my friends told me I was dancing Michael Jackson. ...Yikes.

I didn't go to prom. Didn't have a date and didn't want to go stag.

[RaishinX]

I remember me and my family were watching a movie about a boy who, instead of going to his boxing lessons like he was supposed, went to ballet practice. In one scene he and some girl are horseplaying and suddenly stop for an intimate moment (shit happens all the time right?). All of a sudden my dad says "Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh shit!" and I see this fucking...erection...Gah. Awkward isn't a strong enough word. I don't really watch movies with my family anymore.

[Rico!]

almost every movie these days has an unneccessary sex scene in it. Theres no such thing as a family movie anymore.

[Dan?]

almost every movie these days has an unneccessary sex scene in it. Theres no such thing as a family movie anymore.

Seriously. Did you guys see Finding Nemo? The four and a half minute whale rape scene was, while very artistic, done in poor taste.

[Zachman]

Seriously. Did you guys see Finding Nemo? The four and a half minute whale rape scene was, while very artistic, done in poor taste.
A whale rape scene? LOL:rofl: :rofl:

[TheSix]

Basically, if it took place after school, I never went to it. Seemed like a complete waste of time. My prom is tonight....im playing Warcraft 3 instead. Every last day of school has ended with me coming home to play some game. From Sonic 2 back in the old days, to today when I shall finally start God of War.

The only time I did, was when my teacher forced me back in 8th grade to go to grad night, and needless to say - it was petarded. Not to mention the forced retreat that TOOK A WHOLE WEEK of my life. Although the camp itself was fun....which now that I think about it, I could have had a lot more fun with.

Whatever.......NO MORE FORCED EDUCATION! IM FREE....FREE AT LAST!

And on a even better note, im going pick up my SOAP shirt right about....now.

[Rico!]

I'm starving. I can't leave my post here during my hours at all and I get off at 7. I need to kill some time somehow.

Hmmm.... go to CTF or eat something with my last measley 3 bucks... Wtf i've been working for 4 weeks and paychecks still haven't come in!!

[Master Chibi]

It's my birthday today.

I find the older I get, the less I want. I thought by this age I would know what I would want around my birthday, you know from the EXPIERENCE OF LIVING and what have you, but in all honestly, right now I'm able to purchase what I want, which turns birthdays into more of a hassle for anyone who wants to get me anything. Hell, it tends to test those of my friends who actually know what I would like / want when I MYSELF don't even know.

I am getting a camcorder mind you. $700 with accessories on Newegg, which is like the saving grace of the tech geek. The camcorder regularly sells for $800, and on NE it's like $624. They have 350 gig hard drives for $187. That's crazy.

Also, I keep kicking myself in the ass as to whether or not I should just go with a dell for a new computer or spend a week or two with a friend to make a computer of my own, only to let my friend do all the actual work, as I'm clueless. I'm leaning towards a Dell really, I'm not looking to get much anything SERIOUS out of the machine, save it being able to handle PS CS2 and light video editing ;p.

[Million]

y'know...350 Gigs is ridiculous. The average person doesn't need, and won't use even half of that.

Of course...I knew it would happen...the Xbox fiasco continues. So now I got replacement Conker's and Jade Empire.(*non-limited edition, because they had no more LE's left..and I didn't feel like waiting for them to get another one in..and I knew this would all end badly anyway, so I caved and said "eh, I'll just take the regular Jade Empire".) Now, the Jade Empire I got actually works. Conker's still doesn't....and that disc is PERFECTLY clean on the underside. It loads right up to near the end of the "now loading" bar on the first screen....then it just sits there forever, until a "Disc is dirty" message comes up. If I could just kill everybody, all problems would be solved. Just give me Power Cosmic and immortality...and I'll erase the rest of this piece of shit of a world, except the small handful of people I care about....and that would be just fine with me. I'm just so tired of everything. Everything is shit....it's like life goes out of it's way all the time to suck as much as possible. Even if you get a lot of money...life can still suck, despite your "great money shield™". It sucks, and usually gets worse with each major life change....and then one day...your health fails, and you die....most likely alone, since marriage stopped working a long time ago, because people are worthless, childish, and petty...and completely unable to compromise on anything. Not to get on a rant or anything....back to Xbox matters...I'm just going to get a new goddamn Xbox later on. I WILL play the goddamn Conker's game. I don't care if Jesus Christ Himself comes down to try and stop me. The game is mine, and it WILL be played....that's that, end of fucking discussion. It's not even a game I'm that obsessive about, like Unreal Champ2 or Viewtiful Joe...it's the principle of the matter. I bought the game, so I should be playing the game. Imagine that...what a wild ass concept, right? I bought the game and...*gasp!* I EXPECT TO PLAY IT! Amazing! Yeah, a tall order, I know....fuck you too, world. Fuck everything to hell.

And now for something completely different...I could really go for some Freschetta's pizza. I think that's going on my menu for tonight or tomorrow....yeah, I need some garlic bread too...and damnnn I have to re-iterate...G4's THE OLIVIA™ is simply the hottest asian woman that has ever existed....nah, "woman" is a bit of an insult, as the term is beneath her. That is a goddess....a beautiful, perfect, goddess. SO salad-tossable...SO stalkable...

[Master Chibi]

y'know...350 Gigs is ridiculous. The average person doesn't need, and won't use even half of that.

Well I think if you're a denzien of SRK, you're automatically not average (and I don't mean that in a negative fashion).

Secondly, if you're a complete anime whore, then 350 gigs isn't enough (in reality the external HD is only 298 gigs, thanks to binary formatting something or other). I go through a 2-3 gigs a week, and with the way that anime has been increasing its quality, so has the file size. Most average episodes range in the 220mb to 250 mb, and if you watch five shows a week that's automatically a gig.

Of course that depends on whether or not you keep the shows to rewatch later on, and whether or not you go for ripping / d/ling the OST either.

I also have an anime image collection of 20,000 something odd images that's 10 gigs on its own and growing still.

Yeah I'm a ***.

:(

[Azrael]

almost every movie these days has an unneccessary sex scene in it. Theres no such thing as a family movie anymore.
True that. I remember back before the internet exploded (with porn) we had to depend on sex scenes to get our boobie fix. Now...it just doesn't really serve a purpose. Why do directors include them anyway? "HahahaOMG Boobies!!!1" Bleh.

......................

Well, I'm at the airport in Thailand on my way back to Japan. It's really weird, but for all the bitching I do about the country, I missed it while I was gone. I guess I actually do like it, despite its many, many, many flaws. My God, I even found I like Japanese wo...Japanese wome....Japanese wo....I just can't bring myself to type it.

[JackTenrac!]

Hate to think out loud with such a played out topic, but why the hell do kids tI3p like that?

Or better yet, why the fuck are they in malls saying LAWL, or ell OH ell.

I hate these fucking 10 year olds rocking $250 shoes, carrying the newest phones, and not even knowing how to flash and factory default them so they can use ringtones from their computer.

Where the fuck are all these gay people coming from, in my town?

I mean, I had 3 gay kids in my class, and one lives nearby.

This shit they call rap sucks horribly now.

Every Dipset CD sounds like DIPSET SIPSET TIPSET NIGGAH JUELZ CRACK COCCAINE BITCHES JUELZ TANA SAN DIP NIGGA POP GUN ndfiuogeialll.

Those bitches are neither diplomats, or, even fucking know what diplomatic immunity truly means.

Young Joc? I know that bitch, and wish he and his stupid friends got hit by a car when they fucking blocked a street to have some cookout. (Glenwood day if you are from here.)

Young Jeezy? Shit, too easy. He contradicted himself 5 times over 4 songs. For example "Pussy ass niggas need to do them and not me. I'm the snowman nigga. Cant ban the snowman. Nigga taking my beats."

He has 4 tracks with beats from other people. He is singing with someone on another track.

Can't ban the Snowman was coined by a high school student. He says he sling rock, then in another song he says gotta keep clean fo these niggz get me.


Reason why I hate on hip hop revived.

Back from the first day of work from a big company, I feel different. Wierd really.

[*InVeRs3*]

It's my birthday today.

I find the older I get, the less I want. I thought by this age I would know what I would want around my birthday, you know from the EXPIERENCE OF LIVING and what have you, but in all honestly, right now I'm able to purchase what I want, which turns birthdays into more of a hassle for anyone who wants to get me anything. Hell, it tends to test those of my friends who actually know what I would like / want when I MYSELF don't even know.

I am getting a camcorder mind you. $700 with accessories on Newegg, which is like the saving grace of the tech geek. The camcorder regularly sells for $800, and on NE it's like $624. They have 350 gig hard drives for $187. That's crazy.

Also, I keep kicking myself in the ass as to whether or not I should just go with a dell for a new computer or spend a week or two with a friend to make a computer of my own, only to let my friend do all the actual work, as I'm clueless. I'm leaning towards a Dell really, I'm not looking to get much anything SERIOUS out of the machine, save it being able to handle PS CS2 and light video editing ;p.

Happy birthday man!

As for presents, Christmas is the worst. You get people gifts who don't expect it or you get gifts from people you don't expect. In the end people get pissed.

[ShinAkumax]

Damn man, that's what you get for living all these months with Viscant. Soon enough you will be entering beauty contests too and dating cosplayers who enjoy the use of foreign objects in sexual intercourse. We don't wanna lose you, man. :sad:

No, if anything it will turn Viscant into a man

[Rico!]

Annoying things I hear from my chinese friends:

white guys are taken all the asian girls - Whats the point of complaining when theres over half a billion or so more asians to pick from?

white guys have no good taste in asian girls - STFU please. If anything alot of asian guys have WORSE taste than white guys in thier asian female counterparts.

I hate Koreans - I dont even know what thats all about. But mention anything korean around these guys and they start screaming "omg koreans suck!"

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My father did shopping today and brought...OREOS!!! Looks like all my working out for this week goes down the drain!!

[maxx]

almost every movie these days has an unneccessary sex scene in it. Theres no such thing as a family movie anymore.

matrix 2 only reason it was r was cause of that scene..shit was tame till the sex...and it had no fuckin point.

[*InVeRs3*]

All I know is this. White people are crazy.

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The beetles have got to be one of the worst musicians in the world. NO ONE hates on them? Why? They're shitty. Good thing that rich bastard John Lennon got killed, that preachy socialist bastard.

[Airthrow]

I actually wrote an entry in my LJ about how much the beatles sucked expecting to be flamed, but pretty much everyone agreed with me.

[*InVeRs3*]

Bob dylan sucks too.

Million, do you laugh at "dick joke" movies? You being a pervert and all it might seem normal to you and not sick at all. Just curious.

[Penguin]

All I know is this. White people are crazy.

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The beetles have got to be one of the worst musicians in the world. NO ONE hates on them? Why? They're shitty. Good thing that rich bastard John Lennon got killed, that preachy socialist bastard.
Thats wrong, I'm not a Beatles fan. But even I can give them respect, they did make a lot of good songs.

[Million]

Come on...
Beatles = "Yesterday", "Hey Jude", "Across the Universe"? Totally Ear-Delicious there. I've only heard a few Beatles songs...and it makes me curious about the others....I've always been lazy about looking into that though...so I'm the one person in the world that's only heard a small selection of Beatles stuff.(*there are probably numerous unborn children who have heard Beatles music.) On another note...I enjoyed Fiona Apple's version of Across the Universe too.

Bob Dylan really is some straight up garbage though. How have people tolerated such a horrible voice all these years? Please. Nigga please. He would've been one of those hilariously bad people on the "Best of the Worst" episodes of American Idol if it was around back in his day.

SHOWGIRLS is on the Vh-1. I forgot how great this movie is....I'll never forget my initial reactions:
"Jesse from Saved by the Bell! I never....never thought I'd see her...like ...this...ohhhhhh.....it's ...too much for me...

...*skeetskskskeettt*"

That movie is so wonderfully trashy....trashy-hot done correctly. I love it. Ms. Berkley never looked that good to me before. (*silly me, I was watching Saved by the Bell to check out "Kelly" and Lark Voorhies. Jesse was merely "sideline TnA" for me....still quite fuckable, but not center-stage...she wasn't the headliner piece of ass.)

The censorship on here is hilarious. They actually showed a scene where she walks around naked...with a digital bikini. FUNimation tactics!! I'm amazed they actually used that little trick on a live action movie....a digitally drawn-on bikini...ohhhhh that's comedy. Butt yeah...I need to get that dvd. Damnnnn I'm suddenly jealous of AC Slater. He was most definitely hittin' that....we just didn't get to see it because it was a damn kids' show.

*I was listening to "Hat to the Back" and "What about Your Friends?" on my way to and from Walmart tonight....Left Eye's death was one of the few celebrity deaths that kinda hit me hard...I'll admit, it's mostly because I thought she was so friggin' adorable. I didn't care that she was apparently crazy enough to *allegedly* burn that guy's house down. I was smitten since day one back in the early 90s, when she had those stupid super-baggy overalls on and the silly big hat. Everything about her was undeniably cute.

[*InVeRs3*]

Ok, the beetles may have made some good songs. I don't know, I think they all suck. And I'm also happy that John Lennon got shot.

But they are the most overrated thing ever. They'd make #1 on a list of things that are overrated.

edit:

As for underrated music, I'd say it's disco. Too bad it's dead.

[Dan?]

Million's right, Yesterday is a great track.

The Beatles on the whole? Pretty meh, in my opinion.

Oh, and http://www.transformersmovie.com/ ![/Squeal]

[solace]

Anybody remember Bush - Machinehead? I played that for my Elementary School talent show as a fake drummer. Pussy was coming at me from all over the place.

[Sheng-Long]

Anybody remember Bush - Machinehead? I played that for my Elementary School talent show as a fake drummer. Pussy was coming at me from all over the place.


haha oh man, me and Machinehead have a history, we switched to that song on the last minute on a battle of the bands prelim at my middle school and we never played it before as a band. Needless to say, the results weren't very good. lol Forgot the lyrics halfway through and had to hum some parts, drummer missed queues so timing was off, and my guitar (borrowed from a friend) had an imitation floyd rose bridge system (one of those old shitty japanese ones, now those aren't so bad anymore but back then....) and the saddle came undone and had to borrow another one right before we get on stage.


RE: Beatles:
Let It Be, In my Life, Fool on the Hill, You've got to Hide your Love Away, Come Together, The Long and Winding Road, Strawberry Fields Forever, All You Need is Love, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.


Originally Posted by no9176
almost every movie these days has an unneccessary sex scene in it. Theres no such thing as a family movie anymore.


What movie did you go in to see expecting a family movie that had a sex scene?

[monbaby]

I actually wrote an entry in my LJ about how much the beatles sucked expecting to be flamed, but pretty much everyone agreed with me.



Don't worry, you do suck...

Beatles make real good music man...

[abacabb]

I personally never liked The Beatles. I never heard anything that really caught my ear.

[kcxj]

Annoying things I hear from my chinese friends:

white guys are taken all the asian girls - Whats the point of complaining when theres over half a billion or so more asians to pick from?

white guys have no good taste in asian girls - STFU please. If anything alot of asian guys have WORSE taste than white guys in thier asian female counterparts.

I hate Koreans - I dont even know what thats all about. But mention anything korean around these guys and they start screaming "omg koreans suck!"
Those guys suck that's why... but I came to the conclusion a few months ago that that's actually way too good for me, since it becomes free pickings whenever I see something I like. The girls automatically see that I'm Asian, and they assume that I'm going to be like all the other jokers who are too shy to make eye contact (or have that hostile "pshh... fuck that bitch. She only likes White guys." attitude), but as soon as I do my three second approach (which anybody can do as long as they have their inner game together btw...), *boom*, I instantly stand out and it's awesome.

I haven't had a Korean yet, but mmm... do some of them ever look good though. My excuse for not liking Koreans before was that since I did Tae Kwon Do, I associate the language with that, and it's the unsexiest thing ever. Man, what a load of bullshit and I can't believe I ever had such nerdy thoughts. Anyway, some Korean woman I tried to bring home last week (it didn't happen, but that's OK because I tried at least) totally changed my mind about Koreans. Such a sexy voice when she spoke in her language... all the prejudice and racist thoughts I had before were instantly melted away, and I couldn't resist wanting to make something happen with her.

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I need to write a letter to this Chinese girl. Hmm... I don't know what to write to her. It's not like I can ask her on a date anytime soon or anything (since she lives in fucking China)... What should I say?

I want to settle down with a wonderful woman eventually, so she's my first investment for the future. Even though I'm positive she's not going to wait for me (Chinese have the misconception that once you're a woman over 25, nobody wants you so you must get married before then), hey, you never know though, and you only live once after all.

Let's see how well I can get the rapport going with just my words.

edit: Done. I made the first draft of what I want to say to her. She'll love it... because I'm good and I know it.

[JackTenrac!]

Beatles were good for their time. I loved Mrs Robinson, and Hello Hello. Those white girls screamed at them too much and idolized them also too much. Phil Collins and Bob Dylan were awesome, too. I remembered hearing them when I was probably 7-8. Paradise, Forever Young. Thank you, nigga. Thank you.

Ever watched Zixx Lvl 1, a show about an alien black girl beasting an enemy...in the T-Dot, and and accidently hiring two white guys to fight them also. Apparently, she's the oldest one out of the trio, and alien at that. Pretty odd for a television show to do that. Why is it that the black folk are usually the "alien" of the show?

[ShinAkumax]

Dylan is awesome.

[Mark Beast]

if a package was accepted by usps on thursday, and the package was accepted one state away from me, should i be expecting it today on saturday? it was sent priority...
just curious because usps has not updated their site yet and i'm getting anxious. thx. priority is 2-3 days and today would be the second day.

[ShinAkumax]

Vietnamese Mexican Gangsters!

http://www.cadcuci.net/JPOv3/blog/112605/10.jpg

[Million]

I've seen Zixx. The black girl on there has serious potential, but sadly...it appears Jetix/ABCFam has stopped showing it. I haven't seen it on the schedule for a bit over 2 months now....and there's been no commercials. I'd understand if the ratings sucked...it was very boring...and the average kid watching it was most likely just a boy that was checking out that girl.

heh, I used to watch "Gallidor" just for the girl on there too. She was even hotter than the Zixx girl. I'm sure the broad from Gallidor is fully legal by now.

Freschetta's pizza last night really hit the spot. My taste buds orgasmed. No pizza is on Freschetta's level. It's just an undeniable fact. Well, DiGiorno's is close...I'll give it that...but that's the only one that's seriously competing.

[Dan?]

Watching Transformers: Scramble City eps at work = Top tier.

[RaishinX]

Man, almost everytime I go to the store there's this cute Asian chick looking my way. But there's always a reflective surface behind me so I'm not really sure what she's looking at...:confused:

[JackTenrac!]

They're on Level 2 here for Zixx on YTV. Nice girl's got another set of white kids to further her cause. I didn't keep up with this too tightly. I've seen her someplace else, but I can't remember.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Man, almost everytime I go to the store there's this cute Asian chick looking my way. But there's always a reflective surface behind me so I'm not really sure what she's looking at...:confused:

It think it's time you approuched her and found out.

[Mark Beast]

if a package was accepted by usps on thursday, and the package was accepted one state away from me, should i be expecting it today on saturday? it was sent priority...
just curious because usps has not updated their site yet and i'm getting anxious. thx. priority is 2-3 days and today would be the second day.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Rico!]

Now I know why Majora's Mask got so much hate. When you rewind time ALL THE DUNGEONS STILL HAVENT BEEN BEATEN!! And since you have to do this every hour or so, this gets really, really annoying.

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whats that clip they play in counterstrike sometimes that goes "i aaaaam the one and only"? It plays in some servers if your the last guy on your team.

[SmoothCat]

man i wish i had my cam with me last night i was in a limo with 12 of the hottest white girls and having the time of my life. The whole night was crazy cept for this girl who i dance with and she put her tits and my face and it stank, wtf is up with tit sweat that thing is deadly

[TheSix]

"I love the power glove....its so bad." - Lucas(The Wizard)

Im sorry, I don't care what anybody says about that movie...but it is the shit. Im sorry...I am sorry. Its too good.

[Dangerous J]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

From my experience, I ve had things take a min of 3 days.
IT probably shipped thurs, and will get there monday.
Priority is more like 3-4 days truthflly.

[kcxj]

This Black girl that friend request me is very pretty. Normally, I'll send an e-mail to flirt with the woman at this point, but yeah... she's Black though... so I'm not interested.

Smooth or Bear, do you want her (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/jaya.jpg)?

If you guys like what you see, I'll chat her up to get her in a good mood and tell her to check you out.

[SmoothCat]

This Black girl that friend request me is very pretty. Normally, I'll send an e-mail to flirt with the woman at this point, but yeah... she's Black though... so I'm not interested.

Smooth or Bear, do you want her (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/jaya.jpg)?

If you guys like what you see, I'll chat her up to get her in a good mood and tell her to check you out.

i went black and never went back, White girls only. yo why u stop your journal??

[JackTenrac!]

This Black girl that friend request me is very pretty. Normally, I'll send an e-mail to flirt with the woman at this point, but yeah... she's Black though... so I'm not interested.

Smooth or Bear, do you want her (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/jaya.jpg)?

If you guys like what you see, I'll chat her up to get her in a good mood and tell her to check you out.

Can't date my own kind anymore... and her hair's too short. Past mid-back is Bear's favourite territory.