The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2 [Archive] - Page 34

kcxj

05-30-2006, 10:49 PM

I like that song "The Tide Is High" by Blondie. There are brass horns and steel drums in the background so it makes me think of a tropical beach. The lyrics sing (literally) to my idealized self as a guy too. It's about a girl being persistent and chasing after the guy she likes.

How cool is that, huh? You don't have to do anything, and the girls are chasing after you instead.

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Even though it's about a wussy, needy guy, I like "Open Arms" by Journey too. There is guitar music on there, so it's cheating and girls are magically turned on for no reason whenever they hear it. I'm considering right now whether it's worth investing my time to learn the piano part.

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Every time I get a new e-mail, I feel... excited.

I can actively sense my heart rate increasing, and I become extremely tempted to open it up, read it, and reply right away.

The dating book I've studying teaches the first thing to do when a woman e-mails you is to NOT reply though. Don't even look at it. Let it sit there for a couple days. Once you do open it up, throughly read it, make sure clearly understand everything she's trying to communicate to you (both in subtle and obvious ways), and only then do you create a response depending on what she said.

I don't like waiting, and it feels like procrastination. Again, I'd be an idiot to argue with science and what works though.

Smoothcat tip --> Only check your e-mail on Fridays.

I don't know if I would go that far, but it feel good when you open up your inbox and you have messages from 5-6 different girls in there, instead of just the one or none you would get if you checked the mailbox every day.

I'm still going to check my mailbox everyday, but I'm going to discipline myself to not even click (nevermind read and reply right away) whenever I see I have a new e-mail from a female.

05-31-2006, 01:11 AM

Jesus Christ, they're making a Fantastic Four sequel. I wonder if this one will be good...?

Fuck Golden Tee.

*InVeRs3*

05-31-2006, 03:41 AM

so I got told by my mom today that I shouldn't shave my uni-brow because "only gays do that".

my mom is fucking stupid.

LOL. Dude, I had a unibrow. I admit, I'm not a fashionable guy, I kinda look like shaggy from scooby doo. Not a fan of smelling good, dressing nice, fixing my hair, etc. BUT UNIBROWS AINT COOL MAN.

You gotta tell your momma that.

JackTenrac!

05-31-2006, 04:27 AM

Another random show I caught on cable this week was one called "Talk Sex". It's obviously a late night show, and the premise seemed interesting...until I found out that the host was a nasty 70-year old hag. Listening to her talk about penises and oral sex made my meat go limpy. :wasted:

Sue Johanson (http://www.womensplacestcatharines.ca/images/SueJohanson.jpg) , I presume. She came to our school and is renouned for her "experience". So, she either must be good or someone video-taped her work on an inflatable version of Ken.

Ya'll act even Million wouldn't hit it....

...would you, MillioN?:wonder:

marcusg

05-31-2006, 05:28 AM

It burns when I pee and never had sex.

Roxie

05-31-2006, 06:18 AM

to the urologist with you!

arcticninja

05-31-2006, 06:26 AM

yeah, that golf game is called Golden Tee and I'm pretty sure it's everywhere in North America. I would go so far to say that the scene for it is at least 10 times bigger than the street fighter scene.

When I was in Hawaii a couple months ago, my *hotel bar* had it.

Rico!

05-31-2006, 07:07 AM

JackTenrac!

05-31-2006, 07:11 AM

It burns when I pee...

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas!

arcticninja

05-31-2006, 07:23 AM

I'm so fucking bored at work.

According to my calculations, I will have read the entire internet by 1:30.

Dan?

05-31-2006, 08:58 AM

I'm so fucking bored at work.

According to my calculations, I will have read the entire internet by 1:30.

Let's race.

JackTenrac!

05-31-2006, 09:03 AM

In class. I really don't fit in at the present time.

aww well.

ShinAkumax

05-31-2006, 09:49 AM

I just ate 10 corndogs and 2 slices of pizza in one sitting. I feel most unsexy but quite manly.

GreyFoxx

05-31-2006, 09:51 AM

Why is my favorite channel on the cable is CLTV? If i move to Iowa with my girl is it worth it too lose my fast-ass internet for sex and company....the mind boggles? Its funny when your trying to dig up dirt too get your boss fired.

xjester

05-31-2006, 09:53 AM

I love the pizza place across the street from me.
Great stuff.

Roxie

05-31-2006, 09:56 AM

I love hummus.

TehNewGuy

05-31-2006, 10:18 AM

I had an "awesome blossom" last night at Chilis for the first time because the whole group got one to share. Needless to say, I liked it so much that I ate 3/4 of it, and became the most hated man at that table.

xjester

05-31-2006, 10:25 AM

Those are good, especialy with that orangey dip stuff they give you.

Airthrow

05-31-2006, 10:57 AM

I shave my unibrow. Why the fuck would you WANT to look like a goddamn caveman?

ShinAkumax

05-31-2006, 11:45 AM

Pluck man, pluck. Shaving gives your eyebrows an odd look. Better yet, get your girlfriend OR a girlfriend to do it for you.

Dan?

05-31-2006, 11:46 AM

Oh! Oh! I know! Burn em off!

Roxie

05-31-2006, 11:52 AM

actually, wax/pluck combo is best.

ShinAkumax

05-31-2006, 11:58 AM

So... I'm thinking of joining the swinging lifestyle. Found a willing girl... has anyone tried this before?

DropOff

05-31-2006, 12:10 PM

abacabb

05-31-2006, 12:16 PM

Bugs vs Daffy: Who's funnier? I vote Daffy.

Dan?

05-31-2006, 12:22 PM

Daffy. Nothing's impossible for Duck Twacey!

ShinAkumax

05-31-2006, 12:26 PM

You post a lot...

abacabb

05-31-2006, 12:27 PM

I mean I like Bugs and all but Daffy is just funnier. And Bugs is kinda annoying.

Muff Daddy

05-31-2006, 12:32 PM

Bugs vs Daffy: Who's funnier? I vote Daffy.

Daffy without a doubt - but the old Daffy. The old Daffy was bat-shit insane to say the least. I have an old VHS tape with a selection of Daffy cartoons and he is fucking nuts. Look for an older episode called Birth of a Notion. Daffy is looking for someplace to stay because he is too lazy to fly south for the winter. The dog of the house ends up letting him stay there as long as he is quiet and doesn't disturb the dog's master(the creepy dude who is after Daffy's wishbone). The dog tells him, "OK, you can stay, BUT BE QUIET!!!" Daffy also refers to the creepy guy as a slovenly house keeper at one point - which I thought was hilarious. Also on that tape is Conrad the Sailor, another classic Daffy episode. There are many others, but these two stick out in my mind as the funniest - blows Bugs away imo.

arcticninja

05-31-2006, 01:13 PM

actually, wax/pluck combo is best.

fuck that, I'm not sitting in front of a mirror for 2 hours plucking my eyebrows. *That's* gay. Three swipes with my razor and I'm done.

The only part of my body I would consider waxing is my back. And only cause I can't reach back there to shave it.

Have I grossed people out yet? Stay tuned for the next episode of "Fat Arab Man Hair Removal Hour Now With More Swearing".

Dan?

05-31-2006, 02:09 PM

Have I grossed people out yet? Stay tuned for the next episode of "Fat Arab Man Hair Removal Hour Now With More Swearing".

What? The next episode isn't until next week?[/Fap-train derailed]

Airthrow

05-31-2006, 02:19 PM

Pluck man, pluck. Shaving gives your eyebrows an odd look. Better yet, get your girlfriend OR a girlfriend to do it for you.

I don't shave the entire eyebrow, just the thinner hair that connects between the two eyebrows. About once a week. It ain't a big deal and no one can tell.

Roxie

05-31-2006, 03:39 PM

I don't understanding the point of swining...of course that's prolly cause I'm strict monogamist...but I mean, why not just be single and have random sex?

Million

05-31-2006, 03:45 PM

I just realised that I associate certain video games with certain foods. When I remember Mario Kart 64 I think about pizza. Peperoni pizza on my birthday, the day I got my N64. Chips and Halo 2. Strangley enough I associate SF2 with curry chicken, because of my fijian next door niebor.
slightly off that point...the Ninja Turtles always made me think of pizza. This would be obvious though, since that's seemingly all they ate. That must've been quite the awesome lifestyle there...they were ninjas, AND they could just eat pizza all day every day. Their idea of "variety" was just having different kinds of pizza. Why didn't any of the pizza franchises try some cross-promotional deal? It was a match made in heaven, really. Sometimes I wasn't even hungry, but when seeing an episode of the Turtles...or even playing one of the games...suddenly I'd be in the mood for pizza. Domino's or Pizza Hut or Lil' Caesar's could've made a killing by taking advantage of this.

*it definitely was a fact that Daffy was funnie than Bugs Bunny. I like both versions of Daffy...the crazy guy and the self-admitted greedy-slob asshole. My favorite episodes....oh there's too many...
-the one where him and Bugs found the gold(after taking a wrong turn at Alberquerque, NM, of course.)...and they had to deal with that sabre-weidling guy who said "HASSANNNNN CHOP!"

-The boxing match with him and Elmer Fudd. I still crack up when the fat duck introduces Elmer, and he can't even talk because he's laughing at how much of a sap sad sack he is....then the crowd(all ducks) boos....and Elmer's dog was the only one going "YAAYYYY!"...then he promptly got pelted with cans and vegetables.

-The Robin Hood episode...where Porky is Friar Tuck, and he's Robin....Porky laughs at him thru the whole episode. I dare anyone to watch this stuff and NOT laugh. "...I'll ho ho and haha him! ...with my TRUSTY QUARTER STAFF! *actually, it's a buck and a quarter quarter staff, but I'm not tellin' him that."

Muff Daddy

05-31-2006, 04:00 PM

I don't understanding the point of swining...of course that's prolly cause I'm strict monogamist...but I mean, why not just be single and have random sex?

damn. how do people get into swinging? i mean, being single is where it's at for me right now - but swinging?! what the hell kind of sick twisted shit happens in your life to send you spiraling down that road?

if you're in a relationship you might think monogamy seems over-rated in the abstract, because people cheat ALL the time - but even still, you could still feel more comfortable being monogamous...

until the person you're with comes out and tells you, "Yeah, uh, I went to a swinger party last nite and got butt banged by a bunch of people and then did some butt banging myself... so yeah.... sorry about that..."

then you realize that monogamy really is over-rated and start going to swing parties yourself - you get jaded into it. and the next thing you know you're bringing MORE people to the party :looney: :party:

Muff Daddy

05-31-2006, 04:08 PM

-The boxing match with him and Elmer Fudd. I still crack up when the fat duck introduces Elmer, and he can't even talk because he's laughing at how much of a sap sad sack he is....then the crowd(all ducks) boos....and Elmer's dog was the only one going "YAAYYYY!"...then he promptly got pelted with cans and vegetables.

:lol: man, i need to find that tape.

JackTenrac!

05-31-2006, 05:01 PM

Bugs = Kyo
Daffy = K'

Kyo = overdone. K' = can kill Kyo if he wanted to, so it's Daffy.

xjester

05-31-2006, 05:07 PM

cold fried chicken is almost as good as hot fried chicken.
Kinda like pizza.

arcticninja

05-31-2006, 05:14 PM

that's fucking disgusting

xjester

05-31-2006, 05:27 PM

Whats disgusting about it?

marcusg

05-31-2006, 05:51 PM

Are you talking about fried cold chicken or baked? I prefer fried.

abacabb

05-31-2006, 06:08 PM

Yea, cold chicken is damn good.

xjester

05-31-2006, 06:08 PM

I said fried, didnt I?
Cold baked chicken would be gross.

arcticninja

05-31-2006, 06:23 PM

Whats disgusting about it?

your face

abacabb

05-31-2006, 06:23 PM

I actually like all forms of cold chicken. Fried, baked whatever as long as its chicken.

Rico!

05-31-2006, 06:50 PM

In response to my own post (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3157979&postcount=8251), I was on an excercise bike reading a newspaper today when I got to the horoscope:

You can be extraordinarily ruthless when the need arises and if the planets are to be believed you will cut out of your life something, or someone, that you no longer need. Be warned, however, that there can be no going back: once you have made that break it cannot be repaired so think carefully before you make your next move.

Man, that's such bullshit :rofl: yet such a coincidence.

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Classes start tomorrow. Calc 2 and its a fucking six hour class. Three times a week. Man, that's bullshit. :annoy:

kcxj

05-31-2006, 07:29 PM

Man, that's such bullshit :rofl: yet such a coincidence.

Remember you goal isn't to make the girl cry though. That's a mean and malicious thing to do, and whatever feeling of power or invigoration you get from suddenly breaking off contact with a woman like that, is nowhere near as satisfying as getting her into your bed instead.

As a man, don't tolerate any kind of second class or disrespectful behavior from a woman, but that's not right to make a woman cry just because you fucked up and friendzoned yourself. Women are people too. They'll get the idea you don't want to be around them anymore without you having to explicitly tell them to fuck off. You communicate your disinterest with your body language and you not returning their phone calls anymore.

Anyway, why are you even still thinking about her?

Move on. Go, go, go! :bgrin: What happened this time is your big epiphany and learning experience. Now you know to next time establish right off the bat that you're sexually interested in the new girl from the moment you make eye contact. I've found my life has become so much simpler (and satisfying) when I don't even bullshit about my intentions or feelings with any woman.

The, "Hi, I find you attractive and would like to have sex with you" communication without literally saying those words to her.

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RE: Spain/Europe

Are there any Asians there? Do they share the same aggressive, chase-the-man mentality of the native European women?

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My friend laughed at me the other night when I admitted I find the snaggle teeth some Japanese women have to be really sexy.

Rico!

05-31-2006, 07:45 PM

^I didn't say I made her cry. She LOOKED as if she was going to cry. She got in my way when I was pissed and didn't take any warning so I told her off, simple as that. edit: Your whole post is made up of your own self made assumptions once again, so I dont even know why i'm responding to it... I'll stop posting any girl related stories because of Señor Don Juan here.

but about Spain: Who needs asians when you so many hot girls from all over europe? Like I said, its socially acceptable for the WOMAN to approach a MAN they find good looking in bars/discotecas. And on top of they they BUY YOU drinks. How much better could it be?

Men dress like fags though (men in europe are generally fruitier), so they'll easily find the tourists they want to fuck. I love Spain. The one week I spent over there = priceless

bigpoppa

05-31-2006, 08:35 PM

Sheng-Long

05-31-2006, 09:47 PM

Giant muthafuckin' snake on a muthafuckin' robot plane !
http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/4903/soap3nz.jpg

X3 was alright except they didn't screen the Snakes on a Plane trailer in the theater like they were supposed to !!! :mad:

abacabb

05-31-2006, 09:56 PM

Giant muthafuckin' snake on a giant muthafuckin' plane !
http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/4903/soap3nz.jpg

X3 was alright except they didn't screen the Snakes on a Plane trailer in the theater like they were supposed to !!! :mad:
when i went to see xmen they showed the trailer. I was the only mf'er in the audience who knew wat it was.

JackTenrac!

05-31-2006, 09:57 PM

Caught that baby with 3 limbs today.

Thoughts? God's makin a Goro. Outworld's much closer than you think.

TheSix

05-31-2006, 10:01 PM

Yeah they didn't show the SOAP trailer at mine either....bitches.

Lantis

05-31-2006, 10:36 PM

Yeah, they didn't show that trailer down here, either. I saw trailers for Superman Returns and Ghost Rider, but no SOAP (damn, even the initials sound corny).

TheSix

05-31-2006, 10:48 PM

"Watch her carefully Reptile...keep her away from these....Humans."

Dammit. Now I gotta go dig up the tape.

tondashocka

05-31-2006, 11:04 PM

With regard to 2 or 3 pages back,

bars would be so much cooler if instead of Golden Tee, there'd be Marvel vs Capcom 2, Capcom vs SNK2, or 3S.

Try OCVing with 11 shots of tequila!

Then again, all of the drunks would instantly wear out the controllers. But would this be any different than the pissed off, hormone-imbalanced 14 year old? Hmmm ...

JackTenrac!

06-01-2006, 04:08 AM

"Watch her carefully Reptile...keep her away from these....Humans."

Fawless victory.

Then again, all of the drunks would instantly wear out the controllers. But would this be any different than the pissed off, hormone-imbalanced 14 year old? Hmmm ...

This is where you fall down.

...that went well.

Azrael

06-01-2006, 05:58 AM

Airthrow's Unbridaled Negro Rage vs Uninhibited Retard Fury thread was just legendary. I was telling a friend about it IRL and he nearly choked laughing.

arcticninja

06-01-2006, 07:23 AM

The other day I went to my friends house, and he invited some guy and girl friends over as well. We decided to watch a porno called Sex Trek 4: The Next Orgasm....good times. All the guys - including me - just whipped out our pieces and started beating it while the girls were watching and getting turned on. They joined in and it turned into a Fuck Frenzy:wgrin:
Dicks were being sucked, tits were being fucked.....almost everything and anything had a dick in it. Afterwords, however, it got pretty messy. There was jizz EVERYWHERE!!!!! On the floor, on the ceiling, on the girls tits, faces, asses, feet, etc.

Good times

yeah, I'm sure that really happened. In your mind.

Giant muthafuckin' snake on a muthafuckin' robot plane !
http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/4903/soap3nz.jpg

X3 was alright except they didn't screen the Snakes on a Plane trailer in the theater like they were supposed to !!! :mad:

HAHHAHAHAHAH

Best SOAP picture EVER.

We definitely got a SOAP trailer and we *definitely* laughed all the way through and cheered at the end.

Ninjedit:

Airthrow's Unbridaled Negro Rage vs Uninhibited Retard Fury thread was just legendary. I was telling a friend about it IRL and he nearly choked laughing.

Link? I tried searching for it but couldn't find it.

Airthrow

06-01-2006, 08:17 AM

I believe it got lost in a forum crash, if anyone saved it or can find it via internet wayback machine I'd appreciate it, considering I wrote the motherfucker but barely remember what it was about.

Azrael

06-01-2006, 08:29 AM

Yeah, that thread along with so many other legendary ones have gone the Way of the Fallen Warrior.

To sum it up - it was basically a vs thread. Which force is stronger? On one hand, you had Unbridaled Negro Rage - calling upon the natural strength endowed to black men, and then utilizing the built-up fury we've accumulated from years of slavery, oppression, and being held back by The Man, UNR was a force to be reckoned with.

But then you had Unhibited Retard Fury - possessing unnatural strength, their retardation gave them no fear and no sense of pain or injury either. Potentially, they were unstoppable wrecking balls.

Peeps picked a side and we argued about which was ultimately stronger. Of course, a retarded negro was Broken Beyond Broken. It was a huge thread and hilarious.

arcticninja

06-01-2006, 08:36 AM

damn, that sounds hella hilarious. Sorry I missed it :sad:

JackTenrac!

06-01-2006, 08:52 AM

...danggit.

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damn...sorry guys.

RaishinX

06-01-2006, 09:21 AM

Wait, people are actually sending you PMs about this shit?

I told you so.

...Don't you just hate it when random people start rushing you the fuck down with errands like you don't have anything better to do? Goddamn you, take that shit there yourself. I just felt like biting off my own tongue and bleeding to death before I took another step. Ridiculous.

Hunter D

06-01-2006, 10:27 AM

Airthrow's Unbridaled Negro Rage vs Uninhibited Retard Fury thread was just legendary. I was telling a friend about it IRL and he nearly choked laughing.
Blind side cop tackle assist owns negros in rage mode.:sad:

Dan?

06-01-2006, 10:37 AM

Blind side cop tackle assist owns negros in rage mode.:sad:

But donut-decoy-toss has higher priority than cop tackle assist.

abacabb

06-01-2006, 10:59 AM

But donut-decoy-toss has higher priority than cop tackle assist.
So true.

kcxj

06-01-2006, 01:32 PM

TehNewGuy

06-01-2006, 02:10 PM

and now she's mine.

*Uncomfortable silence* :confused:

ShinAkumax

06-01-2006, 02:17 PM

I don't understanding the point of swining...of course that's prolly cause I'm strict monogamist...but I mean, why not just be single and have random sex?

Cause single sex usually involves only two people. I want to see how far sex can be taken rather than take someone else's word for it.

06-01-2006, 03:45 PM

The thing that all people realize is that you've done nothing new, ever. Particularly in the area of interpersonal contact.

Perhaps there's a reason that .00001% of people swing? But, whatever's best for YOU is the important part.

...that's not actually true at all, but it sounds so tolerant.

edit: you suppose there was ever a gay porn called Fairy Tail? I assume Fanny Pack is a lock, that has to be the first thing that came to mind when naming porn in the 1990s.

Dangerous J

06-01-2006, 03:57 PM

1)Does Anyone like Tabouleh? Y'know the MidEast/greek parfsely salad?
I one lived for 3 weeks just eating that, hummus, and pita bread 2/ a day.

2) This bugs me but, I really wish Rogue would be able to overcome her touching handicap in thr comics. I mean, she's been with the Xmen IRL (not comic time) for 20 yrs.. Kinda makes it pointless to leave her foster mom Mystique if she was just gonna run missions.

3) Will PS3 have a new Tekken game as launch title?
4) Has anyone ever counted how many flavors of Gatorade there are? I dont think theres a color theve missed in their product line.
5) i normally dont like slacker comedies, but Harold/Kumar was pretty funny.

Million

06-01-2006, 04:08 PM

ah, so that's how ya spell that "kabooli" stuff? It's something I usually see on gyros sandwiches....I tried it once, and it wasn't good. It wasn't as terrible as say...peas or brussel sprouts...but it's just not for me.

*the guys behind "Tom Goes to the Mayor" are next up on Attack of the Show! I wish they'd do a harsh-style interview...but I know it won't happen. I want to see an interviewer with the balls to say right off the bat: "so...why does your show suck so much ass? Really, NOBODY likes it...you do realize that, right?"

dammit that's it. I have to finally bestow on her the honor...the title...the championship...

G4's The OLIVIA™, Olivia Munn....she is THE hottest asian woman I've ever seen.

What the fuck?! Some new Starbucks commercial...with lots of white people(of course)...STEPPIN'?! They're "steppin'" similar to your average (black)greek frat or sorority? How....wha...what is the meaning of this? I've slipped into the Twilight Zone again, apparently. This does not compute. I must get this out of my mind before I have an aneurysm. This is another case of "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college..."

*WHERE the hell is Tiffany Shepis from Troma films? She was easily the hottest "Tromette" ever. She was in a movie called "The Deviants"...and that was the last I've seen of her.

Hunter D

06-01-2006, 04:13 PM

But donut-decoy-toss has higher priority than cop tackle assist.
Nice, but that is theory fighter right there. I have yet to see someone try it on cops.

Rico!

06-01-2006, 08:14 PM

whats with all the fucking rain lately in NYC? This shit is driving me nuts. I was wearing new sneakers today too :sad:

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Saw yet another bumfight in the train station today. Those are the best. XD

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edit: Nevermind i'll just ignore like everyone else

kcxj

06-01-2006, 09:24 PM

*Uncomfortable silence* :confused:
Why did you have to go quoting my words out of context like that to make me sound like some creepo that's going to be abusive or even worse?

lol... that's what I get for gloating and letting me ego/bloated head get the best of me again I suppose. I keep forgetting that I'm speaking a foreign language whenever I use dating and seduction terms with video gamers. Me using words like "kino" or "sarging" is the same as me going up to somebody who doesn't play video games and telling them to "rush that shit down", "down-back", or "AHVB".

She likes me, and I'm happy.

Better now? Damn... :rofl:

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Every time I talk to people on this website about women, I've been told a million times already that Japanese girls don't like you unless you're White, Chinese guys don't get any play because they're at the bottom of the social ladder, and all sorts of other comments about the techniques and mindsets I talk about not working.

When I reply with, "OK", and then ask for their advice, they tell me things like "be amazing at sex", "have money", "just go to a bar or club", or "have a 9 inch dick".

Well when was the last time you walked around with your 9 inch dick hanging out of your pants and hollering at ladies?

Anyway, a woman told me for the first time that I'm not like any other Chinese guy she's met before, she likes it, she likes me... and there you go. I proved to myself that all that negative talk people were giving me before isn't true, I'm the exception to the nerd/Asian male stereotype, and it's damn satisfying.

(To put it bluntly, I'm fucking the Asian girl for once... not the White or Black guy that was sitting next to me.)

Rico!

06-01-2006, 09:56 PM

Mechanica

06-01-2006, 10:48 PM

Wow, so I always thought my family was a little weird, but damn, I've been hanging out with my sister (the age difference is me 17 and her turning 32 on Saturday, I guess that's kinda weird, too. Anyway, we talked and I don't even feel like typing it all out, but a summary is damn, my family is(/was) fucked up. She told me all this shit that everyone had hidden from me while I grew up, it's weird knowing how terrible of a mom my mom was when she raised my sister and my brother. :wonder:

ShinAkumax

06-01-2006, 11:14 PM

The thing that all people realize is that you've done nothing new, ever. Particularly in the area of interpersonal contact.

I should had expressed myself better. What I meant to say is, I will never know what it is like to be a black woman living in london. No matter how many books I read about it or how much I study it. It won't be the same. There are so many things in life I will never have the priviledge of experience simply because we only get one shot at life.

So then, why would I limit what I can experience because of what some book of an old whored out spiritual vodoo mangled mess of a political social conscious disney after school special told me was wrong.

So yeah, I didn't meant to say " I want to push sexual boundaries. " that sounded retarded. I'm sorry. I just want to see where my limits are. All those famous people we look up to didn't read a book about " How to make history in 3 easy steps. " they just went out there and did their thing in spite of the consequences. I just want to do my thing.

PS: In a non related issue. I think there is always a possibility of something new.

" Anyone who thinks they are being original doesn't know their history. " - Anyone who has to quote someone else to get their narrow minded, pathetic attempt at being intellectual point wouldn't know a thing about being original. " - Me to some asshole.

*InVeRs3*

06-02-2006, 12:31 AM

"Anyone who thinks they are being original doesn't know their history. " - Anyone who has to quote someone else to get their narrow minded, pathetic attempt at being intellectual point wouldn't know a thing about being original. " - Me to some asshole.

You need to say this to more college students.:rofl:

Serp's Attorney

06-02-2006, 12:33 AM

This woman "Sh" isn't a JAV actress. She isn't even Japanese either. She sure has the body of one though. I'm way into how soft and curvey everything is, and I'm going to take a picture of her breasts and hips to show people once I get my camera phone back.

On our last date, she told me that I'm "not like all the other Chinese boys" and even though I'm strange, she's "never met anybody like" me before. Yeah, of course I'm not like all the other Chinese guys. I don't sit in front of my dorm room computer playing WoW for 7 hours every day and then jerk off to hentai when I'm lonely. I'm a DeAngelo student, I know what I'm doing, and I'm damn proud of it.

So a big FUCK YOU to all the people (online and off) who've been telling I'm weird, it's unhealthy and that I'm obsessed with women, or all that other negative things they say to me to make themselves feel better.

This woman is light skinned Asian, has that AV actress body I fantasize about, is 19 years old, I've done the things to make myself stand out, and now she's mine.

There you go making incorrect assumptions to make yourself feel better again. You wish all the other Chinese guys sat in front of their computers playing WoW all day, that would reduce the competition to nil, but that isn't how it works. The Chinese race is in absolutely no danger of extinction because of Chinese males not hooking up, in fact, it's quite the opposite, there are too many Chinese people because too many Chinese couples get together and fuck like rabbits.

You are still definitely a weirdo. I find you an amusing weirdo though. The only time I check on SRK now is to read what you've posted. You might be weird, but I think that makes your posts absolutely fascinating. If I had the ambition or confidence, I'd observe you for a few months and then write a book with the protagonist displaying your current psychological state. I'm not sure if it's quite been done well yet, Dostoevsky mostly dealt with criminal minds moreso with violence or focused lust for one woman, and Kafka just dealt with the absurd, but no one has quite showed the mind of a desperate (former if it makes you feel better) nerd that has become so totally obsessed and focused like you are now. Again, if I had the ambition or confidence in being able to write a solid novel and get distribution, I'd definitely pull a lot of the stuff you're posting and use it to construct my main character, and a lot of the plot. This is why i've asked you repeatedly to open your old LJ posts, because I really should read through them and try to figure out how I'd write this. I seem to be the only one that sees the massive potential for this, and unfortunately, I probably don't have the ability or drive to actually do this. I really wish I did though, I think this would be a huge watershed book, especially/if only for the feminist reactions and hatred it would stir up. I suppose I'd need to use a pen name, but I mean, I already have that right? Serpent Holy Phoenix...he could go down as the greatest writer of the 21st century even...

ShinAkumax

06-02-2006, 12:39 AM

Many a words.

Was that a really really long winded way of calling him a freak? Perhaps even, a freaky freak? The world may never know.

You should post more often.

SNAAAAKE

06-02-2006, 01:03 AM

"anti masturbation gum" :rofl:
http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16139&cat=295&page=1

06-02-2006, 01:20 AM

This is the weirdest motherfucking thread...

I wonder if there's any interracial porn that's really racist towards white people. Like some black guy choking a white woman while having sex with her and he's all like "aaawwrrr you mayonaise-eating bitch." "Chandler can't save youu now," "Take this rare steak, cracker barrel" etc. I'm not into the exploitation/demeaning stuff, but I'd watch that for comedy purposes. I mean, if it's some white guy talking shit to some asian chick or some black chick or something...that's just...racist. That's not okay. But some guy slapping some white chick and calling her a generic Jennifer-Anniston-looking bitch, or screaming "apartheid!" while doing sex-things...that's hillarious.

Yeah, snowboard on this dick, whitey...yeah...I've got some Mountain Dew for your face bitch!!! AMADO DIALLO!!!!

Azrael

06-02-2006, 01:22 AM

Well, I'm off to Thailand. If I'm not back in a week, then I have been lost to the powers of a ferocious c.fierce. Don't cry for me, for it would be how I wanted to go.

Million

06-02-2006, 04:44 AM

Yeah, snowboard on this dick, whitey...yeah...I've got some Mountain Dew for your face bitch!!! AMADO DIALLO!!!!
______heh you reminded me...Mountain Dew still seems to be a "white thing"...while the Code Red is like the black people version.

*in a film called "Storytelling", Selma Blair gets fucked by a black man, and he gets her to say "****** fuck me HARD." It's one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time...I first heard about it thanks to the Howard Stern show....they used that soundbyte for the whole scene quite often. She's not into it at first...saying "I...I can't say that..."...but he gets her going.."Say it...say 'nigga'..." I still haven't actually seen it though...I just heard the audio. I also need to see it because she's very cute, imo....despite being unfortunately built like a 10 year old. Something about Selma is quite adorable to me.

JackTenrac!

06-02-2006, 04:46 AM

"anti masturbation gum" :rofl:
http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16139&cat=295&page=1

...exactly. lol @ handz off. Too good.

Rico!

06-02-2006, 08:03 AM

"It's like hitting a homerun against a baseball team of 10 year olds, then running around the bases like you're a big man. You'll just look like an idiot."

-Teacher talking about an easy test or something like that

this was aimed at you kcxj btw. All that talk about being among a bunch of "dateless nerds" here at SRK, a fighting game forum, and yet you keep posting your stories. To feel better about yourself perhaps? To feel like the grand daddy mack (haha) among everyone here?

Dan?

06-02-2006, 09:13 AM

Nice, but that is theory fighter right there. I have yet to see someone try it on cops.

I'm just trying to help out as much as I can. I'm white, so I never really have to deal with the police.

TS, ya killin me here. "Chandler can't save you now" had me in tears for a few minutes.

I'm gonna watch The Warriors tonight with a friend. I've been dying to see this movie for years. I need more pop culture to reference!

Last night I played Risk 2210 with some friends, and that was an interesting experience. All the little extras they added in definitely spice up the gameplay a bit, and I basically had a stranglehold on Australia from setup to finish, so my Aussies rocked people. The chick at the table, Scarlett, kept playing with my mutton chops throughout the session. I suppose it was some sort of diversionary tactic, because she won, almost taking over the entire moon at one point. All in all, good fun.

I picked up Budokai Tenkaichi again, and I've unlocked 89 characters and yet there are still more. Ridiculous. Muten Roshi > all.

A friend of mine mentioned he might GM a Shadowrun campaign, which is basically a 'cyberpunk + magic + monsters' rpg. I was mildly interested, then he said 'It's basically like roleplaying an 80's action movie' and it piqued my interest. Exposions, uzis, and big hair, people. It had to happen.

Muff Daddy

06-02-2006, 09:17 AM

Dan?

06-02-2006, 09:20 AM

FistsofFury

06-02-2006, 10:51 AM

Funcoland ruined my life. a buddy of mine gave me his old SNES yesterday. only i don't have any games for it because i traded them all in for newer PSX games when Funcoland hit the scene.

FUCK YOU FUNCOLAND, FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD AND TEMPTING ME WITH THE SWEET NECTAR OF 32-BIT GAMES!!!

Man..I still feel bad about trading in Wave Rave 64 and Clayfighters 63 1/3.

And I liked Gamestop better when it was called Funcoland. I felt like 'fun' was just guranteed there. And I could play games I was about to buy....that was fun. And the sign was in a bajillion colors. Gamestop is the corporate devil, everytime I go...much later on in the day I get ready for bed to find that I have a preorder slip for the new Madden stapled to my nutsack.

TehNewGuy

06-02-2006, 11:10 AM

abacabb

06-02-2006, 11:48 AM

Man i want some tacos.

Dangerous J

06-02-2006, 11:51 AM

Never tried fish tacos, must do so when i go back to the U.S..

Rico!

06-02-2006, 12:04 PM

*slaps SRK across the face* Why didnt ya'll tell me Iron Monkey was such a good movie?! I just saw it for the first time two nights ago, and I feel like I've been doing something wrong with my life all this time.

if you liked that go try New Legend of Shaolin with Jet Li. There's a kung fu granny in there and she steals the whole show because of all the funny ass shit she keeps doing.

JackTenrac!

06-02-2006, 04:02 PM

*slaps SRK across the face* Why didnt ya'll tell me Iron Monkey was such a good movie?! I just saw it for the first time two nights ago, and I feel like I've been doing something wrong with my life all this time.

1/. Easy: You never asked.

Now, you must watch the ENTIRE Once Upon A Time series! mhahahahahaha! Number II has the most interesting fight scenes with Li and Yen. 7 is the whole Shanghai Noon concept gone extremely correct minus the wire-fu on a cowboy trick and the generic cowboy names. "They call me Billy!"

I'm hungry also.

EveryFlowerFlow

06-02-2006, 04:20 PM

anyone watched a liter of tears? it's like the saddest show ever man :sad:

JackTenrac!

06-02-2006, 06:55 PM

bigpoppa

06-02-2006, 07:50 PM

Has anyone tried Coca Cola Blak? I got it the other day, and it's pretty good...but expensive. You get 4 little bottles for $5!!!!!!

kcxj

06-03-2006, 01:19 AM

http://spaces.msn.com/nameundefined/

Read Ep: 104

Question:

Was I right to write this? and am I right to repeatedly call her to ask about the product in question? I must've wasted 2 phone cards or so to get some sort of report from her about this and I got is excuses.

...that went well.
Bear, is that your blog?

You talk about work and complain too much --> boring

Talk about bitches or sex instead (and no complaining) --> interesting

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These Korean women that come into my work from NYC are fucking fine. I didn't get what a wanted tonight (the married lady with big, soft tits to come over my apartment), but she did teach me how to say "ang yoong ha sayo". I have no idea if I spelled that right, but it means "how do you do?" It's too late now, but I could of asked her some racy sex stuff now that I think about it. That's alright though, since there will plenty of other chances for me to talk to other Korean women.

I don't know why I was I so turned off to Korean women before. I think it was because I don't like Sung Hi or Hyori. Seeing real life Korean women has changed my mind though. They need some Chinese in them ASAP.

*interesting note: I had a conversation with a friend who's been to Korea before and she was telling me how Korean girls as young as 14 get plastic surgery to alter their noses and on their eyelids to give them epicanthic eyes.

So yeah, these women are probably fake as hell, but that's fine... because it's not like I haven't done anything to alter my own physical appearence either. I did what I had to do, and girls do their thing to take care of their shit as well.

edit: Oh yeah, I know nobody is going to click this, or even know what this is once they do click it, but... http://lairlist.com/ There you go. The power is now in your hands.

Lantis

06-03-2006, 01:42 AM

After watching Rihanna's SOS music video, my penis has come to the decision that she is worthy of being banged the shit out of her.

Discuss?

*InVeRs3*

06-03-2006, 03:32 AM

this was aimed at you kcxj btw. All that talk about being among a bunch of "dateless nerds" here at SRK, a fighting game forum, and yet you keep posting your stories. To feel better about yourself perhaps? To feel like the grand daddy mack (haha) among everyone here?

There's no getting that message to him. He doesn't respond to critisism very well even if it is constructive. Whenever we tell him that he's an idiot all he does is respond with "fuck you, you dateless nerds" like he just did or he ignores everything. His counter arguments are gay. If we were in a critical thinking or logic class, this counter argument would be called ad homosexual, cause his arguments and way of thinking are super gay to the max. It's best just to ignore him like everyone else.

Airthrow

06-03-2006, 03:59 AM

I won 300 bux playing poker tonight, FUCK YEAH. :karate:

RaishinX

06-03-2006, 07:33 AM

Bear, is that your blog?

You talk about work and complain too much --> boring

Talk about bitches or sex instead (and no complaining) --> interesting

The irony of you criticizing someone else's self expression is...it's quite painful, actually.

Bear Ryoma: I say you go mafioso on that wench. Introduce her kneecaps to an aluminum bat the instant you catch up with her.

And what's that guy's last name from the most recent episode of So You Think You Can Dance? His first name is Nigel and he bears quite the resemblance to the mystery guy in R.P.D. Rookie's avatar.

Million

06-03-2006, 08:12 AM

Rhianna...yeah, I'd definitely hit. I don't understand why some guys complain about "she got a big forehead". Fuck that, a large forehead isn't a flaw on the same level as someone with vitaliggo, or burn marks, or horrible tattoos, or a jheri curl...or a smoking habit, there's so many other flaws that can be disqualifying...a big head is such a minor issue it's laughable to me. I call bullshit on any punk that claims they wouldn't fuck Rhi or Tyra Banks simply because "uh...she got a big forehead". Bullshit. BullSHYTE. That's kinda like saying you wouldn't accept 1,400 dollars from some random crazy person because the cash he's handing you happens to have a small area of piss on it for some reason. To be more relevant..I guess....it's like me claiming I wouldn't fuck Cindy Crawford simply because I happen to think moles are disgusting.(beauty mark my ass...that shit is ugly; it's a FLAW...looks like she got a speck of dookey on her face. The point still stands...it's a minor flaw...thus, she's still fuckable, even if she isn't otherwise as truly hot as real elites like Halle, Beyonce, etc.)

heh...random point---I remember I had a Halle Berry Shrine™ in my room. Yes....my obsession was quite strong, and it still is today. I still get frozen like a deer in headlights when I see her on one of those Revlon commercials, even now. But yeah...I had a collage of all kinds of Halle pictures I had cut out of mags, newspapers, etc...and the collage was on the wall in my bedroom....heh, just like a scene out of one of those Lifetime movies where there's a stalker or something.

haha...and FHM's November 2003 issue happens to be right by my computer now--it's the issue with Halle on the cover in a skimpy outfit with boxing gloves. The series of pics on the inside is one of the hottest pictorials I've ever seen her do.

kcxj

06-03-2006, 12:35 PM

There's no getting that message to him. He doesn't respond to critisism very well even if it is constructive. Whenever we tell him that he's an idiot all he does is respond with "fuck you, you dateless nerds" like he just did or he ignores everything. His counter arguments are gay. If we were in a critical thinking or logic class, this counter argument would be called ad homosexual, cause his arguments and way of thinking are super gay to the max. It's best just to ignore him like everyone else.
Was I condescending or rude to anybody here before they started calling me names and throwing the f-word at me first? Anyway, I live my life by...

"The wise man learns more from the fool, than the fool learns from the wise man."
-some old guy

(I put the story about Michael Jordan on my LJ too)

You think I don't carefully consider what other people are trying to communicate to me, and then see how I can apply it to my life? There's a certain point where you need to recognize what's worth listening to and what's just noise that needs to be ignored though.

It's what seperates the men from the boys.

You're going to call me gay because because people have been calling me a creep, I ask them what I can do to not give off that impression anymore, they respond with something not helpful (or the f-word), and then I choose to ignore them? There's a line between constructive criticism and outright insults, man.

Since I know people get an inflated sense of power and ego whenever they're behind an anonomous computer, I don't take things personally and neither should anybody else (unless you really are the "dateless nerd" and took personal offense to my comment... in that case, my bad... but no, I'm not going to give you a kiss to make you feel better). I only lost my composure once (when all those people started calling me names and making generalizations about me in a row a couple weeks ago), and I've apologized about it since. It was a dumb thing for me to do and I recognize that now.

I keep getting the impression that no9176 is getting offended whenever I respond to one of his girl situations and tell him what I would do if I were in his shoes. I'm not getting enough information and keep making unfair assumptions apparently though, but even if I am, that's not something a man with his inner game in control should be getting offended or losing his cool over (Who give a shit what somebody you don't even know says?), so that's why I'm not responding.

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Re: daddy mack

You're right. Who the hell am I trying to impress anyway? The only person that matters is myself anyway. Understand that I've been posting on SRK for 4 years now though, and my entire social life (every single one of my real life friends) has been somebody I met from SRK though.

I guess part of me subconsciously wants the rest of the people from this community (not just myself) to enjoy the same success from getting this part of their life taken care of that I've been enjoying.

It's pointless and I'm banging ahead against a wall if nobody is coachable enough to want to listen though. I end up sounding like a braggart and an asshole instead, and that's not who I am.

VG Emblem

06-03-2006, 02:21 PM

New avatar/everything setup.

I couldn't think of anything better and was tired of my previous setup.
So this will have to do for now.

Thoughts?

ShinAkumax

06-03-2006, 02:23 PM

Million

06-03-2006, 04:52 PM

I didn't realize Love Don't Cost a Thing was so HOT. Jesus H. Christ....Christi Millian was truly in top form there with the dark hair...and she was walking around in skimpy outfits...one of which was a CHEERLEADER OUTFIT. I must have this on dvd. :sweat: She'll be added to my Magnificent 5™ eventually....she's definitely a super elite, and worthy...

JackTenrac!

06-03-2006, 05:03 PM

I know I'm double posting but... this deserves it.

Why didn't SRK tell me about this? Have you seen this trailer? I really want to see this! When is it shown? Has anyone seen this show yet?

http://www.yogabbagabba.com/

If that picture alone doesn't sell you on it, check the trailer. I mean... I almost want to change my avatar...almost.

High Quality Trailer

http://www.yogabbagabba.com/trailerHD_720.mov

:wonder::rofl:

YO GABBA GABBA!

<< temporarily putting this up in honour of this fantastic show! lol They have special guests, eh? At first, I thought it was another gaijen thang! lol

...that went well.

Rico!

06-03-2006, 07:18 PM

ho ho ho, today I have witnessed the "best fight for a stupid reason" I've ever seen. Me and my friend were on the bus. This black guy with some new white sneakers is sitting in the front. Another black guy gets on the bus and steps on that guys sneakers. The guy sitting says "Yo man, can't you say excuse me or something?". The other guy responses with a "fuck you nigga". The guy sitting then gets up yelling "whatchoo mean fuck you?" and beats the crap out of the other guy. Hahaha. That whole thing could have been avoided with a simple "sorry about that".

---

Childhood friends. Today for the first time in about ten years I ran into a girl I knew since kindergarten but haven't seen since 5th grade. My oh my what a woman she has grown into.

She still has that annoying as hell laugh though, wtf.

---

Deathnote manga is so addicting. And Jojo's Bizarre Adventure manga is kickass.

---

A confession to make: I listen to Dream (http://cupped-expressions.net/dream/fl/). I have all of their albums and probably know the words to most of the songs. They suck at dancing. I feel like a terrible person.

RaishinX

06-03-2006, 07:25 PM

I'm having a laugh riot at Zany VG Quotes. Some of this shit is just too clever, funny and sarcastic.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

06-03-2006, 07:32 PM

Death Note is pretty dope.

I need to catch up on it. I stopped reading shortly after K finally bit it.

VG Emblem

06-03-2006, 07:44 PM

I'm having a laugh riot at Zany VG Quotes. Some of this shit is just too clever, funny and sarcastic.
Elaborate?

RaishinX

06-03-2006, 07:54 PM

Elaborate?

Quotes like these just make my day:

That is one damn impressive stereo system (http://h1.ripway.com/RaishinX/golgo13-bose.gif)

"N64 r00lZ oV3r pAlYs7a7i0n" (http://h1.ripway.com/RaishinX/rt3opinion.gif)

Sorry, couldn't resist that last one.

Murt!

06-03-2006, 08:12 PM

Death Note is pretty dope.

I need to catch up on it. I stopped reading shortly after K finally bit it.

It owns, but K? Who's K?

VG Emblem

06-03-2006, 08:12 PM

The only working one is the first one, but I'm guessing it's stuff like retarded dialogue and engrish, right? Stuff like "All your base are belong to us"?

RaishinX

06-03-2006, 08:27 PM

^ Yeah...What can I say? It's one of my guilty pleasures.

Murt!

06-03-2006, 08:30 PM

My mom started screaming at me cause she thought i was going to have to go to summer school (at Palms, of all places) to which I replied, "Summer school is for SUCKAS!" I guess she understood that I'm not a sucka, so I walked off.

kcxj

06-04-2006, 03:34 AM

Her name is Candy.
1 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/candy821020.jpg) 2 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/candy821020a.jpg) 3 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/candy.jpg) 4 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/candybeach.jpg)

I can't stop thinking about her.

Seriously, you guys need to look at this girl's profile (although I'm not going to share it). It's written in Chinese, but I had it translated, and it's the most magnetic profile I've ever seen. I'm drawn to her. Her pictures are the best. She shows off her style, her fun and adventurous side, AND she copied that pose from Lascivious Face Girl where she gazes into the camera for powerful eye contact.

She's wrecking havok on my hormones.

Wouldn't it be awesome if I were a guy with an online dating profile that made women feel the same way like I'm feeling about this woman right now?

Anyway, we've been exchanging e-mails back and forth, she likes me so far, and if it weren't for my rational mind and intelligence letting me know what a STUPID idea it would be, I would seriously buy the plane ticket to China right now and marry her there. All from one online dating profile... damn.

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edit: I'm not just interested in sex or coming on some generic looking Asian girl that I don't care about's face this time. I'm absolutely NOT your traditional Chinese boy that follows the chen jia li ye philosophy that his mom tried to teach him, but I'm seriously enamoured this time and can't fight the urge to do something romantic.

I'm going to ask Candy to be my real life pen pal (instead of just the impersonal e-mail flirting back and forth) and see what happens.

JackTenrac!

06-04-2006, 06:02 AM

^ you call that Candy?

True Kandy (http://www.hi5.com/friend/profile/displayGallery.do?userid=752460&pic=17)

(middle)
..that went well.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

06-04-2006, 06:13 AM

It owns, but K? Who's K?

I meant L.

My bad.

Shrug. Again, I haven't read in a long time.

JackTenrac!

06-04-2006, 06:36 AM

Coke zero tastes just like Frescaaaaaaaa!

Obot64.com

06-04-2006, 08:53 AM

Anyone want an invitation to a members only torrent site that deals with how to pickup women, self improvement and a bit of entrepreneurship? I have over 50 invitations.

I think I’ll sell them off for 5 bucks a pop.

All proceeds will go to support the site in question.

bigpoppa

06-04-2006, 03:06 PM

Never tried fish tacos, must do so when i go back to the U.S..

Pink tacos are the best:smile:

kcxj

06-04-2006, 04:33 PM

^ you call that Candy?

True Kandy (http://www.hi5.com/friend/profile/displayGallery.do?userid=752460&pic=17)

(middle)
..that went well.
Bear likes the dark meat... lol.

I totally forgot about this woman, "ElaineC" on my hi5 profile as well. I don't remember if I e-mailed her already, but I know the friend request I put in over 2 months ago. She finally accepted me last week. You should see her on my list. Check out those dimples. I love that.

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Re: Candy

Yeah, she's definitely not the tastiest woman I've come across (although her hips are fucking money) and my girl "E" from work has much more sex appeal than her, but man, is her presentation fantastic.

I'm trying to do my zen master thing right now, carefully read through her profile again to see what she's trying to communicate, and then send her an e-mail, but the lascivious face girl picture she put as her main pic is owning me for free. How am I suppose to go through her words and sing to her idealized self when I keep getting distracted by her dumb strong eye contact picture??

Again, it's not about who you are or who anybody else is. Presentation is everything. I know this to be a fact now because I'm experiencing it myself with my uncontrollable attraction for this woman.

This is taking an extreme amount of my discipline, but I'm going to cut and paste her profile in my text program, close the firefox window with her strong eye contact picture, and then craft my e-mail.

Let my brain and creativity do the attraction, instead of writing something stupid because I'm looking at her picture and end up writing with my penis instead.

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edit: E-mail sent. I hope she likes it. "re ai" means "passionate" in Chinese. So I made sure to write the word "passionate" in my e-mail. Damn, I have a bad feeling I'm going to end up with a wife out of this... That "You've Got Mail" movie was a popular movie in China, and she's been writing to me that she's so glad she got to meet me from "the net". This whole interaction has just been REEKING of romance and I don't know if that's something I want. Goddamn, are my emotions ever hard to control though...

ShinAkumax

06-04-2006, 04:35 PM

idea it would be, I would seriously buy the plane ticket to China right now and marry her there. All from one online dating profile... damn.

Do it man, she does love you. Ask SRK, go over there and have obnoxious low self-steem, retarded babies. At least you'll shut the fuck up about your penis and how lonely it is. I bet you cry after you jack off. Boo hoo hoo, I'm not a white guy with money. Why do I have to be an asian guy with a small dick with not enough money to make up for my lame ass personality. I've meet lame people trying to be cool, as good as their act is, eventually they crack up and fuck it all up. That's your future man. Know that no matter how nice a girl you get. She will leave you and cheat on you once she knows what a huge freak you are.

PS: Get stabbed.

kcxj

06-04-2006, 05:25 PM

Do it man, she does love you. Ask SRK, go over there and have obnoxious low self-steem, retarded babies. At least you'll shut the fuck up about your penis and how lonely it is. I bet you cry after you jack off. Boo hoo hoo, I'm not a white guy with money. Why do I have to be an asian guy with a small dick with not enough money to make up for my lame ass personality. I've meet lame people trying to be cool, as good as their act is, eventually they crack up and fuck it all up. That's your future man. Know that no matter how nice a girl you get. She will leave you and cheat on you once she knows what a huge freak you are.

PS: Get stabbed.
Damn, you're an idiot... :rofl:

Did you even read what you wrote to me? I don't know if you're trying to hurt me or not, but you're going to have to try harder than that (or find something else to do in your spare time).

ShinAkumax

06-04-2006, 05:37 PM

I wasn't dissapointed. That my friends was the standard " You don't know me. You are an idiot. ' defence . Seeing how you always manage to suck every drop of wit,humor and intelligence out of your posts. It was expected.

I saw your reply long before that lonely brain cell you still have slammed itself against a wall to produce what you might refer to as a "thought".

I won't flame you again, no fun beating on the helpless. Was I trying to hurt you? Naw man, nothing I can say can lower SRK's opinion of you. I mean, you are VG's bitch, what else is there to say?

Muff Daddy

06-04-2006, 05:48 PM

this thread is heating up!!!

Rico!

06-04-2006, 06:03 PM

Bear likes the dark meat... lol.

isnt he black?

Which reminds me....is the majority of SRK black or what??? (I asked this a while ago and no one answered)

Million

06-04-2006, 06:38 PM

It seems that way sometimes...if not, perhaps close to half the SRK population...just a wild guess. This is always quite odd to me, as when I think of my fellow black "gamers"...I think of the "dat Madden, yo!" stereotype....nothing but Madden and some NBA Baller/NBA2kwhatever all day. I genuinely feels sorry for those types, as not only do they perpetuate the stereotype in the first place....they seem to obviously lack anything resembling an imagination...and in some cases....individuality.(*they internally come to the decision to only play sports games, as anything else is deemed "gay" and/or "childish" aka "kiddie shit". It's in the Black Man Rulebook that we have to always come off as strong and all grown up, and anything that is detrimental to that image must be pushed out of our lives, regardless of how much we may have enjoyed it. Yes, it's pitiful, depressing and stupid.....and those 3 terms are only a few of many negative ways I'd describe the entire human race.)

y'know what mankind is truly best at? Our strongest trait....something that is perhaps the defining characteristic of our terrible species....hate. We are better at hate than anything else. Love fails like a playstation...all the time, and rather quickly. Hate, however...it endures and only becomes much stronger as time goes on. It was there in the beginning, and it will be there at the end, most likely as a key factor in self-imposed mass extinction. I happen to be a good example of my own observation here, as I hate human nature and how the world generally works. I only wish I could be here to see how it all ends. That would truly be a great thing to see. This is one reason I'd love to be immortal and invincible....so I would be guaranteed to see exactly what "the end" will involve. (then, I'd move on to the next world with some reasonably advanced lifeforms...and observe things there)

JackTenrac!

06-04-2006, 06:52 PM

I love brown ladies. Can't stand my own kind when it comes to local women.

Trust me, she's quite gorgeous in person. Toffee goodness with a great personality to boot! Probably, the hottest trini the Bear has come across.

isnt he black?

Short answer: Yes.
Long answer: I'm Niggariffic.

And yeah, guess black folks love to fight.

...that went well.

TheSix

06-04-2006, 07:20 PM

It seems that way sometimes...if not, perhaps close to half the SRK population...just a wild guess. This is always quite odd to me, as when I think of my fellow black "gamers"...I think of the "dat Madden, yo!"

I play Madden....but only for the tournaments. Don't know if that counts or not.

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I just got back from LA. I took a overnight greyhound there and back. Going there, I had a bus driver who I appropriately nicked "Jerry Curl Jimmy". He looked like a fake ass "Pinky" off of Friday. I would not have been surprised if he had a can of hairspray in his pocket.

I wound up getting 2nd place for the Need for Speed tournament. Im done with the game. It is boring as fuck. Not to mention the other dude had illegal car parts and the admin did nothing about it. So fuck it....still won some $500. Which im gonna use to pay for my Wii :tup:

FistsofFury

06-04-2006, 07:32 PM

Airthrow

06-04-2006, 08:13 PM

chen jia li
Translation for us gwai lo please?

Rico!

06-04-2006, 08:26 PM

augh nevermind. DeathNote has dropped in the suspense factor once I started reading volume 5. The investigation is becoming so damn repetitive.

GreyFoxx

06-04-2006, 08:49 PM

augh nevermind. DeathNote has dropped in the suspense factor once I started reading volume 5. The investigation is becoming so damn repetitive.
Dont remind me atleast i gto Beserk and Hyper Police to entertain me...picking up FMA for something too tosss around.

maxx

06-04-2006, 09:14 PM

In need of advice:

I dont know how i keep getting myself in these cracked positions. Ok recently the thing i had going with this cali girl didn't work out. I knew she was very religious but i never pushed any issue on it and presented myself very well to her. But apparently something about me made her believe she shouldn't be with me, because of her religious beliefs. I really dont want to know what cause i know its gonna be sumtin stupid and hurt more. She wants to still be my friend....ya who hasnt heard that classic line and still wants me to visit in july..but i doubt i will.

Well anyways...an ex of mine..my first serious relationship i ever had. She had invited me to her graduation party. (She invited like 4 ex's to the party lol..soo weird) Now i've been wanting to get back with her..since the day we broke up. Cause i fucked up majorily..but that was about 4 years ago. But everytime i tried she was involved with someone. Now she recently broke up with a guy from a two year relationship.

Now me and her ex became instantly cool at her party..i didnt know it was her ex for sure but i had a feeling. Like her whole ex's crew i hit it off instantly with...and was getting hit on by her friend. But honestly i had one mission when i went to her party, and that was to rectify my past mistake. I apologized to her and told her i missed her..and she missed me too.

Now what i didnt expect was to instantly hit it off with her ex's crew. And i guess i was pretty obvious on my intentions. but no one really said anything about it at all. Now we went to the ex's crew's house and my god...geekdom. Like i think i shed a tear on how much geekdom, batman figures, dvd's galore, graphic novels. Ya i was in heaven..ohh and ecw dvd's yes...wreslting...damnit. why did this guy have to date my ex. I basically was totally instnatly accepted by that crew...invited to the house and invited to drive and smoke weed...haha fun times there.

Now what was pretty funny is my ex's friend was hitting on me. SHe was pretty damn cute...but i could not be persuaded by her advances. Also it was pretty obvious she liked army slut..one of the roomies...but he was pretty stupid that night. He liked her and asked to have a good word put in for him yet leaves and comes back with another girl....yah smart idea buddy. but i digress....damn a.d.d

Soo me and my ex start cuddling on the couch after her ex goes to sleep. And i start getting the sense she really digs me or theirs potential for more. Wut kinda shocked me was she told her ex that we were cuddling..basically so he doesn't hear from others who views may be skewed that we were doin more. Around 4am...we're all still up me and my ex head back to her house. She has to be at work at 6am...we chill in her basement for a while and we talk. Then sumtin i totally wasnt expecting that night was we started making out. In my head im totally like fucckkk yahhh. I think it would have gone farther but she had work. Its such a weird situation...i went and had lunch with her at the mall on her break and we're gonna see eachother thursday.

Do you guys think...potentially im gonna get back with her..or am i setting myself up for a fall. such a weird night. oh and even after that night and the her ex knows we were cuddling he still friends me on myspace. soo weird.

ShinAkumax

06-04-2006, 09:18 PM

This needs it's own thread. Let the masses decide.

Mark Beast

06-04-2006, 09:30 PM

ah man...going through the pit of trials or whatever its called in paper mario...i'm on level 46 and each floor is a struggle. i just need to make it to 50 so i can get the hell out, lol. where's a mover when you need him????
ah...no offensive items, no healing items, hardly any fp, hardly any hp, hardly any star power, etc. i'm running on e. i'm basically outthinking my way out of all these matches. i just defeated floor 45 by defending the whole match (letting the beetles fly into me and take damage). ah man, this suck *understatement*

if i lose i lose all progress. *sigh*

*lmfaooo. i had like 89 stars or whatever (you need 100 to advance a level and regain all hp, star power and fp) and went through this crazy hard fight only go gain like 98. wtffffffff.
i'm so dead next fight. i lost my partner in the last fight. all my partners are at 1hp now. i'm at 12. i'm done. lol ok so i go down the pipe...only to meet the big pink bombs. yeah, i'm done. one hit from them and i'm completely out. i don't think i'm powerful enough to take them all out without taking any damage. i can't remember how it went the last fight when i had to face them. if i beat them i will regain my hp, etc. ahhhh.

*edit*
haha. i made it past that fight. now down to 48. ah, if i can just beat 48 and 49 i'm home free. plz let me meet a mover.

*edit*
i made it to level 50. i got the strange sack and got the hell out (sounds weird, lol). now to cop some stuff, equip some different badges, and go back to blitzville and own rawk hawk.

kcxj

06-04-2006, 11:53 PM

Hey kcjx: Man you should see this movie called 'Roger Dodger' (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299117/). I watched it in my ethics class the other day.

Oh yeah....YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGASKDHGDSKJFHAKLHGJ

Yeah? Did you like it? Sounds interesting.

I actually just watched "Swingers" for the first time last week. The Vince Vaughn character in there is the fucking man. The way he talks, and that whole attitude of "it's always on" and "you're fucking money and you don't even know it" is too good.

Anyway, thanks for the recommendation. Is it worth a purchase?

<--- considering ordering from amazon.com right now.

edit: It's only $3.00, so I'm buying this and "Tao of Steve" too.

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I just had a great time time at a Chinese party tonight. The thing Az's girl said to me about Japanese women not liking me because I don't smile... that's actually the best advice anybody has ever given to me in my entire life.

ShinAkumax

06-05-2006, 12:07 AM

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2637/moustaches7xp5db1te6jy.gif

Somehow I doubth you look as cool as those guys.

Am I the only one watching " So you think you can Dance! " ? That show is priceless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mj5vt6wKYE&search=so%20you%20think%20you%20can%20dance%20asia n

There is also some cool ass dancers.

Rico!

06-05-2006, 06:00 AM

Hooolyyy shit. She was cute but that dancing was just so unsexy

Fob Talk + Terrible Dancing + "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me" = Comedy Gold!!

The ending almost brought a tear to my eye when she was crying, but once she started saying "how high education do they have?" i couldn't stop laughing. If you haven't already guessed, there is a spot in hell reserved for me.

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FUck this college, seriously. They force us to pay a $500 "technology fee" for computer lab usage for printing n shit. Only 5 computers up there can actually print. FUCK THAT.

What pisses me off is when someone decides to print an ENTIRE TEXTBOOK. Some dumb bitch did that the other day and "accidentally" forgot to set the number of copies to one. Fuck people like her. Go buy your book like the rest of us you stingy bitch.

Taito

06-05-2006, 06:29 AM

Damn I didn't know Slash from GnR was black/white mixed..

RaishinX

06-05-2006, 09:05 AM

This is pointless, so you can ignore it if you want:

Man me and a few friends had a fucking blast last night. I called my main guy 'V', to see if he was in town (he lives kinda far off), turns out, he is and town and not leaving for a few days. So I go over there and he, his brother and of friend of his, Marcus, are watching an X-3 bootleg (decent quality). V's brother gets picked up by his mom (not sure why, since he's gotta go to summer school the next day) and they leave. We get mayber 45% through the movie before it and V's shitty PS2 start fucking off on us. We try placing the movie in an equally shitty DVD player and the movie plays fine. Too bad we can't hear the shit. But we were basically waiting until another guy (whom I'd yet to meet), Cedric to show up so we could walk to the Pizza Hut downtown. He finally shows up and we leave. Marcus and Ced kinda hang in the back and I and V stay in the front discussing shitty highschool stuff and sharing a few laughs. Before we even leave the street we started on, Ashley (she's quite unattractive, so don't bother imagining) predictably asks us why the hell we're about to walk all the way to Pizza Hut. Typical people; trying to dissuade others from doing things they themselves wouldn't do just for the sake of companionship. Amazingly she didn't ask us to save her a slice. I notice Cedric has a quite a deep voice and is very vaguely familiar but ignore half of that. We walk downtown, still chatting, still in the front with V, Marcus and Ced still trailing, and I'll tell ya: On a Sunday, downtown shuts the fuck down. Nobody (with the exception of sleepy homeless people) was out there. Traffic was sparse as hell. Along the way I wonder whether or not the Pizza Hut is closed at that time on a Sunday (it's about 8:30 or so when we start closing in on the location) and luckily it isn't closed. I'm not sure why but V has some annoying infatuation with sitting in a certain section of Pizza Hut. I go over there and am introduced to rude lighting. Thanks to someone removing the globe off of one of the dangling lights I feel as is my face is cooking in an interrogation room. ("We have fingerprints..." "Yeah well you'd better get on that"). And the goddamned light is dangling noticeably lower than all of the others. I eventually learn to ignore it and enjoy myself. While all this is going on Cedric and Marcus are ordering (cuz ya know, they got the money). They come back with cups and we all go to get something to drink. We'd been to the Pizza Hut several times before and I always got a Sprite of Pepsi or something. I see this orange drink and I'm compelled to try it (cuz Kel likes orange soda). The label reads "sl---e" with a lot of the label scratched off by, I'm guessing, some angry, thirsty person with hands made out of sand paper. (MUMMIES!!?) Ced asks me what I'm getting cuz he's unsure and I'm like "uhh..."Slue?" V just cracks the fuck up on that one and tells me it says "Slice". That's a terrible name for a drink by the by. It's says caffiene free, which I don't really care about because I don't gain weight and don't really care what foods I eat. From there we wait at the table for the pizza, talking about school yard fights and such. I was mostly listening because I didn't become friends with V until high school and I hardly knew the other two. V says that Cedric actually taught him how to ride a bike. This kinda surprised me and I realized just how close the two were. I got a nice feeling of safeness and comfort from that. I'm usually annoyed by something (believe it or not, I am right now) or angry and it was nice to be able to just relax my eyebrows for a change. I need to chill more often. The pizza finally arrives (one large stuffed crust, one medium sausage if yer wondering; the hell with you if you aren't) and we dig in. Eventually Cedric makes fun of how chatty Marcus (That man can talk) and they both engage in "cracking", or cracking jokes (that's how us ghetto folk put it). I'm just in stiches at some of the shit Cedric is saying and can agree with most of it. Ced was talking about how daintily Marcus was handling his food and starts mocking him by crossing his legs and tucking a napkin into the neck of his t-shiry. Pure hilarity. At one point Cedric calls Marcus a "wolf-rat" and I'm forced to leave lest I run the risk of pissing myself.

We finally leave after stuffing our faces and start heading home. After Cedric tells us to watch our backs in a quiet downtown (he told me he had a bad experience with not paying enough attention) Marcus tries to reassure us that there's nothing to worry about. Nothing at all. This sparks the most pointless debate that I will surely hear for the next few months. It was kinda funny to see just how far Marcus would take it ("The white man want you to be scared"...yea but...who isn't afraid of some angry, disgruntled, homeless guy with a shank and ninja-tier sneaking skills :confused;). V, mocking the debate says "Next on Hardball" and I cut in and say "60 minutes of pointless arguing". Pure hilarity :rofl:. We finally make it back to V's house and V lets Cedric borrow his Def Jam: Fight for New York. It's about 11:00 p.m. at this time and his grandma has a sick fussing habit so I gotta lay low and whisper. V puts on some porno preview vid and I laugh to myself at how comically distorted some of the women are. They honestly make the SNES Orchid (of Killer Instinct fame) look normal. No one's ass should be the size of a 14'' television. I finally realize that Cedric is the guy V told me was dodging cops in Montgomery, the same Ced who was gonna go to Parker before being caught by police. I knew I remembered him from somewhere. I actually met him a few years ago briefly after a probably horrendous day of school. I left V's house at about 11:30. As I stated earlier it was nice just hangin' out and not needing to defend myself against some form of stupidity.

And has anybody seen those goddamned St. Pauli Girl (brand of beer) advertisements. Is this supposed to some joke about ejaculating on a woman's face? Even if it isn't they're flirting with some filthy undertones.

kcxj

06-05-2006, 04:45 PM

Candy loved the e-mail I sent her. She gave me her home address too so now I can write her real letters instead of just e-mails. She keeps asking me what my name is, but I'm not telling her, so she still only knows me as "K".

Mystery is very sexy and one of the most powerful things you can do as a man to build attraction, so that's why I'm not telling her my name... at least not yet.

This can't be healthy what I'm doing, but I uploaded the sexy picture she sent me onto my cell phone so now I can look at her where ever I am...

Speaking of names though, in real life, whenever a woman asks you what your name is, that's one of the biggest signs of interest you're going to get (aside from "I like your shirt/shoes/etc...") and it's fucking ON. Use the skills you've learned from your dating books, dad, "gamer" friends, etc... and then scientifically follow step by step all the human processes that start from the initial eye contact, to her ending up in your bed.

If I'm at work, since I wear a nametag, the women always ask me, "How do you pronounce your name?". The default thing I always do in that situation, is instantly stop what I'm doing, look into her eyes for a moment, and then reply with, "How do I pronounce your name?"

Guys are always complaining about how they wish they had a cool name like Stone, Blake, or Glory. Who the fuck cares what your name is? In real life, you can tell girls whatever you want and it doesn't even matter. Whenever I'm not wearing a nametag and the women asks what my name is, I look straight into her eyes, maintain a straight face, and tell her my name is "Confidence".

Mystery, Style, and Confidence. All extremely sexy words that women are constantly putting in their online dating profiles when they write about what kind of person they're looking for. So why not just give yourself that nickname (or something similar) and then tell it to girls?

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Oh btw... Obot is the MAN.

I asked him to send me some DVDs the other day, but I honestly wasn't expecting them until at least 3 or 4 weeks (since every video gamer from SRK I've dealt online with has been a fucking bumass, irresponsible idiot), but I check my mail just three days later, and wow... my DVDs are here.

Obot is a stand up man of his word and priority mailed them to me the same day I requested them. Too good. So I'm giving him the shoutout right now. It was a pleasure doing business and I recommend everybody else here to go to him as well.

Murt!

06-05-2006, 05:50 PM

I meant L.

My bad.

Shrug. Again, I haven't read in a long time.
Oh, I thought you were just reading som far off chapter that I didn't know about. lol

Rico!

06-05-2006, 06:54 PM

After 1 entire month of rigorous work outs daily (as a result of too much free time), I'm finally starting to tone up quite nicely in my chest and arms. Now to hit those damn abs.

---

I hate this alot. Standing at the bus stop for 10 minutes or so, then thinking "ah fuck it, I'll just walk". Then as I'm down the block from my apartment building the bus comes speeding along past me. Fuck you bus.

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I hate when girls with babies keep giving me the eye, saying they want me to go talk to them. YOU ARE USED GOODS ALREADY!!! These are the exact same dumb bitches that end up with multiple kids with no responsible father around.

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Right now I'm downloading the latest KSK ranbat. If KSK isn't playing in it...I'm going to be real mad...

Edit: he's not even in it! Fuck you KSK!!!

Million

06-05-2006, 07:12 PM

I still think of the Price is Right Loser theme when I find out a broad has a baby. "ohhhh, I'm sorry. We have these lovely parting gifts for you.." Welcome to MY FriendZone™ attack, you worthless stain. Now how does it feel? Live with the pain, bitch. I'm the prize and you just lost the game. Ahhh that good ol' hate...it's like the fire in my belly...the energy that keeps me strong...keeps me alive....and clear.

-Overtime yet again...I couldn't resist the extra money. 12 hours today, folks. I worked 12 hours. Tomorrow is the same schedule. 6 to 6....hey...on 6/6/06...interesting.

kcxj

06-05-2006, 07:28 PM

I just realized I like the 5678's more than I do titties. So I'm going to use the album cover of my favorite CD as my avatar instead of Mayumi Ono's titties.

"Daddy Goes Out Jail" is a great song. It reminds me of a girl who's daddy is going to kick your ass if you don't treat her right and it's really cute.

Their cover of the Stones' "Oh Baby (We Got A Good Thing Going)" sings to my idealized self as a guy and I like that a lot. It's about a girl who likes the guy so much that he doesn't need to worry, because she's never going to leave him.

My favorite song is "New Orleans Rock". The vocals and electric piano are really more emphasized than the guitar, but that's what makes it so great. Not only is the piano guy rocking like Jerry Lee Lewis, but after an entire album of incomprehensible "English", the girls finally sing in Japanese and it's sexy.

I was talking about how chicks really dig guitar players before right? Here I am changing my avatar from titties to a rock and roll girl band, so it's obvious to me now that the system works both ways. Something really wild about the girls, through all that screaming and noise... makes them... fascinating. It's like how girls are always looking to tame the rock and roll bad boy through the power of their kiss, but only I'm the groupie dork now instead of the girls.

JackTenrac!

06-05-2006, 08:47 PM

I nearly chopped a cougar today...and I liked it! Flip-flops, red hair, attitude, no cigarette smell. Why? I dunno. She looked like trouble and she got on my bus. Betting she's plus half of my age. She gave me total attitude, but I'm a Bear, so I did what any hillarious black person would do: diss her.

...I didn't even bother asking for the number. Knowing her, some snot nose brat would pick up my call, yelling "mommy" to get her attention as I await the woman in question.

--

Before that, a little kid said hello to me this morning. I don't even know him. Total strangers are doing that to me alot these days. Trying to change the Bear. I ...wow. It felt pretty good. Hero beating monster's snot in with a great finishing move good.

--

So, 17 alledged insurgents are in court...10 or so blocks away from the Den of Bear! Hoping it'd just be 5 so I can use some quality Power Ranger disses while I pass by. "We need Bin Laden Power! NOW!"

Airthrow

06-05-2006, 09:18 PM

I'm desperate for money, in the short term so I can move out and pay my car insurance/payment, and in the long term I need about 15,000 for four years studying abroad. Dunno how the fuck I will get a loan.

And girl troubles.

My life fucking sucks.

ShinAkumax

06-05-2006, 09:57 PM

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Serp's Attorney

06-06-2006, 09:55 PM

I might as well post this now since it's probably never going to happen, but I PMed King Dork over there to ask him to open up the rest of his LJ and tell me a few things about his mental states. I was going to write a novel on him, basically, the protaganist was going to be some nerd that read a few books and thought he was a player, and at the end he was going to commit suicide when he realizes that in reality he never really achieves anything and is laughed at by everyone, or when he gets exposed and everyone physically around him mocks him daily to the point that he can't take it anymore.

The novel would have been great. I mean I would have so much to work with. How about this gem from The King Dork Lord Krang's LJ today:

"This kid has a boyfriend already mind you, but he's an unskilled dork. Let's see what happens after this email.

If she's ready and trusts me enough to move onto the next level, then she'll pick the movie at my place date over the tea and conversation one. Hmm... I wondering if I should of been bolder and only offered the movie date?"

Let's break this baby down. Lord Krang calls a guy a dork who has a gf and is banging her, while he's desperately obsessing over simply emailing the girl? Wow, that's what passes for skills these days? So, let me get this straight, having sex with a girl and the girl telling everyone else that she's your gf makes you an unskilled dork, but if you e-mail the girl that means you are skilled? What? Does this make sense to anyone else?

Now Krang, I didn't despise you until just now. How DARE you refuse to open the LJ entries, and HOW DARE YOU ignore my PM? If I ever see you in real life, I will fucking smash your face in. I was going to write a novel mocking your pathetic life, but I wasn't even going to use your real name and you were certainly much too stupid to realize that was my goal. I can only surmise that you ignored my PM and requests because you didn't want to help me out. Well Krang, I'm going to tell you exactly what's going to happen now, and you can bank on this occuring at some point. It might not happen for a week, or even a month, but eventually you will "hit on" a girl whose bf isn't too thrilled at your bullshit, and said bf is going to show you what he thinks of that. In fact, I actually know the guy whom you called an "unskilled dork" and from what he tells me, he's going to head over to Foxwoods either this weekend or next. I hope for your sake he doesn't kill you, but I doubt anyone would care or stop him.

[22:00] the kid's bf: that's what you PMed him?
[22:00] the kid's bf: haha
[22:01] Serpent: no
[22:01] Serpent: thats what I'm considering posting
[22:01] the kid's bf: you should've man
[22:01] Serpent: should I post it?
[22:01] the kid's bf: tell him i'm going to foxwoods
[22:01] the kid's bf: yea

[21:55] SRKBlast: yo fuckin write a novel about him
[21:55] SRKBlast: you'll make cash easy

Mechanica

06-06-2006, 10:11 PM

Argh, who does that? I just slept 16 hours instead of waking up for school.

Honestly, I'm the only person I've ever met that has a problem getting to school because he can't help but sleep 16 hours. I hate how much I sleep!

Rico!

06-06-2006, 10:33 PM

snippity snip

I'd like an autographed copy of said book when you make it

FistsofFury

06-07-2006, 01:29 AM

=I already like that Nelly Furtado song 'Promiscuous Girl'.

=I met a girl. Just started talking to her walking down the street. She seems cool, she's smart, attractive and shit like that...but she is 17. I'm 20. Maybe I'll hang with her a couple more times to see what is really there. The first time we hung out we just smashed herb and went to the bookstore. Real informal.

=The 'dungeon basement studio' computer got a new sound card. We thought then we could start really recording things (and we got some guitar licks recorded for a track) but the computer now needs more RAM to handle all the damn...information. But shit either way things just seem to be coming together. Hopefully soon I can show you guys some stuff we've done, music we have made.

kcxj

06-07-2006, 02:21 AM

What a horrible story I heard on the news while watching TV at work today... Some 20 year old girl was strangled to death with her own bikini top by some guy with a sex offender history.

How fucked up is that? Is makes me angry but sad at the same time.

The truth is the majority of violent rapes and murders are the direct result of sexual frustration. Ed Gein, Issei Sagawa, the BTK killer... all sexually frustrated, anti-social, repressed individuals.

Teach men the skills for how to be strong, masculine men and attract the women they want instead. Teach them how to overcome all the brainwashing religion, conservative society, and their mom taught them about women and sex. It makes the world a safer place and I won't have to hear horrible stories like this on the news anymore.

JackTenrac!

06-07-2006, 04:20 AM

Yeah, man. Touch two, nukka....

...that went well.

Muff Daddy

06-07-2006, 06:50 AM

http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/2c21c0f98d07b010vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html

-omfg

Taito

06-07-2006, 07:01 AM

How much Claritin can you take in one day before you kill yourself? Cause this hayfever is whuppin my ass.

SmoothCat

06-07-2006, 08:46 AM

Ok so I been going to the gym for 3 going on 4 months now I went from 159 to 177. I been stuck on 177 for almost 3 weeks now. I no the proplem is I don't eat as much as I'm suppose to but I just get so full and feel like throwing up.

I made a bet with a group of people at work so far the pot is 600 bucks. Bet is if I don't get to 180 I have to watch 1 hour of some hardcore gay porn and if I win the money is mine. I don't no what I was thinking when I made the bet I just got madd that they said I couldn't do it so I made the stupid bet. Anyway I'm so close and deadline is july 1st wish me luck srk or your boy has to watch the buttsex

KrassHole

06-07-2006, 10:21 AM