The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Rico!]

ah, Oreos. I could eat these til the day i die (which will be very soon if I keep eating them at this rate)

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Now I'm on my way to the second dungeon in Majora's Mask. The first boss was too fucking funny with his dancing and chanting.

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No more chinese girls for me. I go back to white girls ASAP.

[VG Emblem]

Wow, Friday at school (yesterday), something amazing happened.

It was PE time, and today was not a regular day. Oh no, it was the day that me, among many other students, had to do the high jump.

Well, damn, it looked hard. I didn't think I could do it. I'm not so physically fit, per se...

Well, it was my turn, and I wasn't sure I could do it.
But then, at that moment, a ray of pure light came into my head. Seemingly from YTMND, and the internet itself. It said, in a booming voice...get ready for it...

DO A BARREL ROLL!


Suddenly, it was all so clear. I ran up there, and as this glorious beacon of light commanded me, I did, indeed, do a barrel roll. And I made it.

God bless.

[abacabb]

Arizona Iced Tea sure does hit the spot. That shit is muy delicoso(sp). I usually buy 2 of those badboys and a dollar bag of ranch doritos and that is my lunch. Its tasty.

[Serpent]

Wow, Friday at school (yesterday), something amazing happened.

It was PE time, and today was not a regular day. Oh no, it was the day that me, among many other students, had to do the high jump.

Well, damn, it looked hard. I didn't think I could do it. I'm not so physically fit, per se...

Well, it was my turn, and I wasn't sure I could do it.
But then, at that moment, a ray of pure light came into my head. Seemingly from YTMND, and the internet itself. It said, in a booming voice...get ready for it...

DO A BARREL ROLL!


Suddenly, it was all so clear. I ran up there, and as this glorious beacon of light commanded me, I did, indeed, do a barrel roll. And I made it.

God bless.

Haha, I remember that. That's where you run and jump over that pole and land onto the padding right? I cleared 5' on that. I almost cleared 5'3 but I think the air when I flew over it or my shirt must have knocked it off. I think only 2 or so people did more than me, so not bad.

I doubt I can even clear 4' now though. I've lost so much athleticism the older I've gotten. Why is it that when you get older, nobody every wants to play anything, and if they do, it's always just basketball? I'm not good at basketball, and I don't like doing things I'm not good at. Fortunately, I'm good at everything I've ever tried, except basketball and volleyball.

[SirFritzalot]

For some reason, alot of girls have been hittin me up on myspace lately. I remember when I first got on, the girl that made it for me was making fun of me for having so little friends (like that made much sense). I tried to make it look cool and shit, putting Camron in the background(dipset bitches) and showing off my jewelry. But then I realized that I didn't wanna look or sound like everybody else, so I erased all the pics with the earrings and chains and shit (accept the watch, cause I love that watch) and I put up shit I really love and what I'm really about. I have a Ryu background, and I was being real as shit with what I was talking about. Then, in like an hour I got 12 numbers. Who knew? Even my boy's girl tried to holla, but you know Bros>hoes

here she is tho
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=82427466

but this is the one that I'm bout to practically make wifey
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=50073531
yeah she's black, but I can handle black girls

-Fritz

[JackTenrac!]

edit: I don't need the journal anymore. Everything is in my head now, I'm completely comfortable with how I handle myself, and people are going to have to pay me if they want to see the techniques I use from now on.

...Not if Bear can help it.

*starts using internet archive to find kcxj's posts and sells it to some teens outside a high school for 10$/page* heheheh

- I must be the only guy on this board to wear AXE because it smells nice.

Seriously, I saw my friend take it out of his bag on my tour of McDuty and I asked to whiff it. It did give off a pleasant aroma and was easy to put on. The stenciled instructions helped with the application of the effects in question. The commercials just got it out to the public eye. They also needed a gimmick teens and college jocks can fall for, so there's the AXE Upromos. It can't highten your game to such a level at all. Maybe a little because you got baited into thinking you're the cat's pajamas(some white guy term I picked up), but false confidence wins all sorts of battles. Just ask the guys who created Dan and Shingo.

That said, TAG is just crap. Smells like AVON hid a big secret and all males had to find out.

- I'll actually take dress down day to a new level. Khaki-ing and a dry cleaned shirt on the day of, just to attention grab. Just to see if my work game is better than my school work game. They say that dressing a certain way can effect your work habits. Last week, I did the dress down thing. Next week, the professional thing.

[Azrael]

That's a lot of money I could of used to buy an Xbox 360, PS3, or a whole lot of other techno toys right there...

Oh man, was it ever worth it though... the moment you realize what's going, the pretty Chinese girl from work you had your eye on is in your room, kissing you all over your body (yes, it's really you), that's way too fucking good though.
I know I shouldn't bother...but ah, what I can say? I'm a slow study.

I know how you feel, because I've been there before. I went for the better part of my life being nothing more to women than their emotional dumpster, good for dumping issues and whiny shit in but never wanted for anything else. A few massive heartbreaks forced me to retreat into a shell, and in doing so I unconsciously picked up many of the tactics DeAngelo teaches. Of course, now women had a much greater interest in me. I wasn't so bitter as to not take advantage of it, so I did.

And for a while, I was thrilled with the change. I was going out on dates all throughout the week. At one point I was juggling five women at once. It was a lifestyle I'd only dreamed about, and I reveled in it.

But soon, I realized it wasn't really what I wanted. My anger wore off and in order to keep these women around me, I'd have to build a facade. And it'd be that facade that they were interested in, not who I really was. Even when I was angry and not trying, they were never interested in me, just the image/challenge I presented. As soon as it bored them, they'd move on. And they were not girls I'd ever want to keep in the long run. The vast majority of them were uncurably stupid.

You've said yourself that you are building this image of yourself, and that it isn't you now but it's who you hope you will become if you work it long enough. ...Do you really want that? To spend minutes/hours/whatever obsessing over emails, if you sent the right message, if her email had any hidden signals, etc? If going to Restaurant A makes you seem like a trendsetter, or a cheapskate? If she's more likely to go crazy over the Versace rather than the Lauren? You may revel in this lifestyle because it's new and what you dreamed of before, but it's going to get really old and all come crashing down. I speak not from speculation or guesswork, but experience.

And the women you're seeing...I don't have to meet them to know they're kind of stupid. You've said yourself that many of them already have boyfriends but are willing to go out and do stuff with you. No woman who'd play around with her boyfriend like that is worth the time, no matter how much game the other guy laid on. As much as she "likes" you, you can bet your bottom dollar she's jump your ship when a guy with game better than yours comes along (and trust me...he will). ...Again, I speak not from speculation, but experience. Very painful experience.

I could go out and pay 10 women to be my personal harem. They'd cook for me and clean my room and sex me up whenever I wanted and kneel on the ground so I could rest my beer on their heads, and at first this would be fuckin awesome. But eventually I'd realize that if it weren't for me paying them, they wouldn't be there at all, and it'd become empty and meaningless.

What does have meaning, is finding a woman who will love you for you, whoever you are. It doesn't matter. Where you can be as cool or suave or hopelessly nerdy as you want, but you know she'll still be there the next day. Where you don't have to figure out if what she was saying had hidden messages, or if your email will make her want you more or less.

You always talk about dateless video game nerds, but not all video game nerds are dateless. They're dateless because they don't make good boyfriends, otaku or otherwise. Being into games or anime or whatever is a symptom, not the cause. Fundamentally, they lack the qualities that make for good boyfriends - confidence, self-esteem, courage, et al. Women know this. It's not a "OMG, he plays games, he MUST be a loser!" thing at all. I had a friend in college who was dating one of the hottest women I've ever seen in my life...and he was a CS freak. So much so that she'd be over at our place cooing for him to take her home and he'd be like "Just one more frag baby!" ...You may want to call him a loser...but he was still the one banging her (whenever his clan finally logged off :rofl: ).

You're probably far too immersed in this new lifestyle you've discovered for any of this to sink in now. I know though that at some point it's just gonna crash. You can attract 100 girls in a day, but it'll all be so empty/meaningless when you realize they don't really like you. And they're stupid. I just hope that at some point, when you hit this part, you remember what I've said now.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

...And it's posts like those that reinforce just how much truth Azrael speaks.

[Rico!]

And the women you're seeing...I don't have to meet them to know they're kind of stupid. You've said yourself that many of them already have boyfriends but are willing to go out and do stuff with you. No woman who'd play around with her boyfriend like that is worth the time, no matter how much game the other guy laid on. As much as she "likes" you, you can bet your bottom dollar she's jump your ship when a guy with game better than yours comes along (and trust me...he will). ...Again, I speak not from speculation, but experience. Very painful experience.

General thing to note about cheating: "If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you."

Good post Azrael. As I always say, if anyone doesn't like me the way I am or anything I do, fuck them. I dont do anything to impress anyone.

[Obot64.com]

Oh btw... Obot is the MAN.

I asked him to send me some DVDs the other day, but I honestly wasn't expecting them until at least 3 or 4 weeks (since every video gamer from SRK I've dealt online with has been a fucking bumass, irresponsible idiot), but I check my mail just three days later, and wow... my DVDs are here.

Obot is a stand up man of his word and priority mailed them to me the same day I requested them. Too good. So I'm giving him the shoutout right now. It was a pleasure doing business and I recommend everybody else here to go to him as well.


No problem man!

If anyone wants acess to the darkside just ask.

[Hunter D]

I could go out and pay 10 women to be my personal harem. They'd cook for me and clean my room and sex me up whenever I wanted and kneel on the ground so I could rest my beer on their heads, and at first this would be fuckin awesome. But eventually I'd realize that if it weren't for me paying them, they wouldn't be there at all, and it'd become empty and meaningless.

You may have a problem with this but I don't. This is the sole reason I want to be rich my friend. It should be known by now that I am a woman hater. I now view them as nothing more than eye candy after my slutty ex. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to have a woman lick my ass clean after using the toilet.

Relationships become a horrible thing when you want more than sex from it IMO. You start getting comfortable because a man can talk about things with a woman that he would never talk about with is friends. When a guy can get things off of his chest that he couldn't before he starts feeling real good. You get addicted to that good feeling, addicted to the person that is causing it. From this a strong relationship is formed. This is when a guy gets attached to a women. You want to be around her as much as you can. To me this kind of bond is the tightest a guy can ever have. Knowing that you have someone that you can tell everything to even blows having a steady flow of pussy out of the water. Sex is great, but being able to bare your soul to someone is the best feeling in the world.

Which is why it hurts so much when a deep relationship ends.

I only want a few simple things out of a relationship now. I want my woman to give good head and she has to have a nice riding pussy. That is all.

[Million]

Which is why it hurts so much when a deep relationship ends. ..and they always do. I'm always amused when couples think they're somehow different...that they will be the ones to beat the odds and "Make It Last Forever" (oh! Keith Sweat reference!). They fail, just like all the rest. Real, everyday people relationships have become just as notoriously pathetic as celebrity relationships.....it's guaranteed to end in very ugly ways every single time.

I finally decided to try out the browser Opera. So far, this beats the hell out of Safari(which has been sucking tremendous amounts of ass ever since I downloaded an "update") and IE. The only annoyance so far is a small thing; it doesn't give me a quick preview of a thread on a message board.(*in Safari and I think IE...mouseOver thread link gives a small popup that shows the first few sentences/text of a thread...a nice preview before you actually click it)

[FistsofFury]

This Black girl that friend request me is very pretty. Normally, I'll send an e-mail to flirt with the woman at this point, but yeah... she's Black though... so I'm not interested.

Smooth or Bear, do you want her (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/jaya.jpg)?

If you guys like what you see, I'll chat her up to get her in a good mood and tell her to check you out.


Yeah she is pretty. I'd hang out with her if I were you! *whispers* If you know where a Popeye's is...take her there after you do the 'main' date. No person of color can resist Popeye's.
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I gotta read all these posts about relationships and add later. I need to come down a little, cause David Bowie's 'Ashes to Ashes' is on and I love that shit.

The Beatles: At first..for a LONG time I didn't know why everyone thought they were the shit. I thought they were overrated as hell and totally not worthy of the universal cult following they seemed to have. Then I heard tracks like 'Taxman'..I dug it. Then years later I heard shit like 'Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds' and 'Strawberry Fields' and thought...ok maybe some of the praise is warranted. LED ZEPPELIN > THE BEATLES.

[*InVeRs3*]

Vietnamese Mexican Gangsters!

http://www.cadcuci.net/JPOv3/blog/112605/10.jpg

What's the situation happening in that picture!?:confused:

Sometimes I pass by San Jose which is like a generic san francisco that's wider and has more parking if you guys haven't heard of it. It has a large vietnamese and mexican population, and when I pass by the route I go to, I see a Vietnamese-Mexican resturaunt. I laugh at that stuff when I pass by. One day I'll actually go and eat there though.

[TheSix]

Yeah she is pretty. I'd hang out with her if I were you! *whispers* If you know where a Popeye's is...take her there after you do the 'main' date. No person of color can resist Popeye's.



Funny you should say that as I normally pick KFC over Popeyes a majority of the time.:wasted:

Edit - Now that I think about though, im pretty sure its just because KFC is closer. So therefor, nevermind.

[Serpent]

Az wrote too much. I'd also have to disagree with some parts. I don't see how it can get old, and I don't see how it bothers him that the girls are attracted to his facade personality. I also don't think it's a problem to go after girls that have bfs if your entire purpose is to have sex with them. It's not your fault that these girls are basically whores, and why should you be the one that didn't know the girl would cheat on you? He doesn't want these girls as long time gfs. You call these girls stupid but....then the majority of girls are stupid. Since the chances of finding a non-stupid girl is virtually nil, he's actually operating according to the correct evolutionary and intelligent theory. "Players" are the solution to a morally and spiritually decadent society. Western society is this type of society. Unless God plans on sending another flood or something down, I don't think anything is going to change anytime soon.

I can only speak for myself, but what changed for me is the older I got, the less willing I was to say this stuff which sounded so stupid to me, but I knew from experience worked. It could also be that a few years ago my hair started thinning a bit, but now it's all grown back so that isn't a problem. Actually, a friend just mentioned this to me yesterday: "You lost 'it' about the same time you stopped working out and started caring about your grades." But even beyond that, I've already done that phase of life and I guess I sort of agree with you Az. I guess maybe for me personally, it bored me, and I guess for you personally too. That doesn't mean that's necessarily true for everyone. I guess people mature at different rates. I figured girls and "the game" out from around 19-21, and that's when I was extremely succesful. Now I'm 24, and my biggest and most pressing concerns are all on the financial and career side. I want to be the greatest lawyer that ever lived, someone whose name everyone knows. Probably an impossible dream, but that is what I want in life.

It sounds like he's actually having success now too. I'm mainly annoyed only with incompetence. When he looked imcompetent, it just made me angry. Now that he has success, I don't actually see any problems in how he's doing things. Everyone should live life as they want, as long as they're not hurting or bothering anyone else. kcxj is annoying when he tells others what to do or thinks he's better than others, not for his actual actions and behaviors. I doubt that will get through his head though, so chances are we will all continue flaming him for being stupid in the future.

[Murt!]

Heh, anyone else ever mix and match accesories from their toys with each other? I gave my Guile action figure a Halo 2 Battle Rifle and laughed at how absurd he looked.

[Roxie]

Az speaks the truth, solid platinum truth.

[JackTenrac!]

What's up with all these relationship threads all of a sudden? Spring was 2 weeks back, no? I mean, before, you'd have one a month or so. Now..there's alot. Love me this, hand job that...

[Stabby]

I'm kinda weak,, but I want to work out and be stronger so I can kill people. I can't see myself as anything but a murderer in 10 years.

[Million]

http://rapidshare.de/files/22832833/unrealc2a.mp4.html
^me getting booted from a match in UC2. I'd consider making the "You have been removed.." image as part of my avatar somehow(while keeping Wraith mode Brock here)...but the size restraints on srk may be too small for it to be worthwile....besides, nobody but me cares about the damn game anyway.

*Isabelle on The 4400 was just fast-forwarded to being a HOT ASS teenager. She looks like a smaller clone of Halle. Salad-tossable she is, yessss...

I finally got a WACOM digital tablet today...oh it is SO on...I went ahead and got the 6x8 one. It's so much better than drawing with a mouse..

[Dangerous J]

i was browsing a tmnt forum, and came across this cosplay of Bebop
ThoughtS?

http://img124.imagevenue.com/loc229/th_79230_bebop.jpg (http://img124.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc229&image=79230_bebop.jpg)

[Rico!]

Funny you should say that as I normally pick KFC over Popeyes a majority of the time.:wasted:

How dare you!!! I'd always go the extra 3 blocks for popeyes.

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Ok this shit is getting annoying. I couldn't make it through the snow dungeon in Majora's Mask the first time and now time ran out AGAIN. So that means back to day one, start dungeon again. Fuck this. It's still a good game though. Now if only I could find the song that slows down time...

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Puerto Rican day parade. Pfffft. My family has always been skipping it ever since that whole groping incident a couple years ago. :rofl: Even those years we did go, all you ever saw was a huge crowd of people watching some wack ass floats passing by with flags waving everywhere. BOR-ING.

And with the invention of Reggaeton, I officially declare that I will not go to any more parties run by hispanics ever again. That is seriously the worst shit my people have created.

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I don't like fat girls.

[Murt!]

Reggaeton makes me want to hurt things. It sucks soooo much.

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Waist Deep looks like comparable in stupidity to Snakes On a Plane.

[TheSix]

Reggaeton gets on my fuckin' nerves.

[p_r0phet]

what is it with some puerto rican ppl with their van doors open while in motion, i've heard of getting a breeze from lowering the window, but damn.

[FistsofFury]

I took time to think about what Az said. Took a while.

One thing that stuck out in my mind that I wanted to take further was the statement (I'm not even sure if Az said it) "If she'll do it with you, she'll do it to you".

I have a friend (really I do) who was in a situation where he dated his girlfriend and at some point had an affair with his girlfriend's best friend. It was crazy and it continued for at least months. I think my friend honestly learned from that. I think he realized what a blunder that was and won't do it again. Maybe most people are like that? They correct mistakes, you know part of the life process?

Do some people just don't correct mistakes like that (it seems pretty major in being a decent person to me)..just do it for years? Cheating on sig others time and time again..just not even able to or caring to rein in impulses?

the attitude of 'if she'll do it with you, she'll do it to you' seems like a pretty good guideline..but depending on your outlook on life a little shaky or a lot.

[Azrael]

I only want a few simple things out of a relationship now. I want my woman to give good head and she has to have a nice riding pussy. That is all.
I know how you feel. My ex burned me bad, and for a while I hated women too. Only wanted sex from them, nothing more.

Then I realized that staying bitter and angry only gave my ex power. It meant I still cared about her and what she'd done to me. I was thoroughly opposed to this. Especially since my ex probably didn't give a shit about how I was doing. Knowing her, she's probably got at least one cock in at least one of her holes right now. ...And that's probably true no matter when you read this.

Also, I figured it was going to become a vicious cycle. She fucks me over, then in my anger I fuck some girls over, then those girls become bitter and they fuck guys over, and so on and so on. I didn't want to give in to that. For me, it was stronger to be able to say "You know what? I got fucked over, but fuck that bitch, it's not gonna break my stride" rather than "I got fucked over, so now I shall be the one doing the fucking over."

Az wrote too much. I'd also have to disagree with some parts. I don't see how it can get old, and I don't see how it bothers him that the girls are attracted to his facade personality.
For me, I had self-esteem issues before. Being stuck in the Friend Zone for so long, hearing girls all around me complain about the jerk guys they were falling for, how much they wanted a guy like me but never me, it sent the message that in some way, I just wasn't good enough. ...I wasn't good enough, but at that time I didn't understand that.

For awhile, when I was angry and getting girls, I felt like finally the world was recognizing me. I'd emerged from whatever shadow I was under and was a player in the game just like everyone else. But then I realized that these women weren't recognizing me, but just that image I was projecting. And then it became empty - it wasn't helping my self-esteem at all.

If all you're after is sex, I suppose it's good enough. I did just get tired of it. Making sure I did the right things and said the right words that would lead to me getting some. Fuck her until I bore of her, move on. Not that I wasn't happy to be getting laid (trust me, I was), but the whole process just got tiring. I started to resent these girls, and then even after I fucked them I didn't even feel good about it.

the attitude of 'if she'll do it with you, she'll do it to you' seems like a pretty good guideline..but depending on your outlook on life a little shaky or a lot.
Well, I didn't say it...but I don't think people change so easily. Not unless they want to.

The ex that fucked me over bad...she had always been one of those types. And in the relationship there were certain aspects about her I just flat out didn't like. I should have broken up with her. But at the time, I felt that rather than try to find someone new, I should give her the opporunity to change. Problem is, despite all the promises she made to do better, fundamentally she didn't want to change.

When she went overseas, I was shocked to find out that she'd cheated on me with 5 guys in 4 months. ...But none of my friends were surprised in the least. That's the kind of person she was. I tried to deny it, but in the end that's what came out. If only I'd been smarter about that, I could have saved myself a WHOLE lot of trouble.

I think people can change, sure. I'm most definitely not the same person I was three years ago. But they have to be open and willing to change. Even then, it's not all that easy. You just have to decide if you want to stick it out and see if the change does happen.

[Taito]

Does 'time' truly exist, or is it just a man-made invention used to gauge and document the phenomena of constant change? If it's the latter, then time travel really is scifi bullshit that will never happen because it doesn't make sense? can't travel through time if time itself isn't real, right?

I mean there's evidence that things age at a different rate away from the gravitational pull of a planet or sun.. that doesn't mean navigating time at will (like forward or backward) is at all possible.

[kcxj]

Az:

You've given me good advice about self-improvement and how to handle your women in the past before, so I always read what you have to say to me. You never have to worry that you're wasting your time, or I'm just going to skip over what you say without considering your opinions. I'm not sure what you're trying to communicate to me this time though.

What would you do if you were me?

I love women's breasts... a lot. Asian women's breasts. And smooth skin. Also the way they smell when you gently run your fingers through their hair. One of these girls I like to spend time with is 19 years old. 19 years old. Her sexual peak. Her body is soft as silk, the curves flow in all the right places, and it's pure ecstasy being able to indulge in her. I'm not at that point yet where I care if she's stupid or not. All I know is I'd be home alone masturbating about her if I didn't use the skills I've learned to attract her, and then have her chasing me instead.

These woman are practice when I do one day find that extraordinary woman I want to settle down and have kids with. I'll be able to treat her right (both physically and emotionally) without having to think twice.

edit: I live for the moment. Not the past. Who cares how an ex made you feel? As a man in your early twenties, why would you even have a steady girlfriend in the first place? Your options are LIMITLESS. Whatever you see, you can make yours. It's the most unnatural idea to me ever that you would deprive and deny yourself your genetic right as a man to enjoy the pleasures of life.

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One of my friends was hating on me the other day (I've been trying to find some wingmen from my gamer friends)... saying he doesn't believe anything in these books really work, and that he believes in "fate" instead. He believes that one day, that extraordinary woman is going to come along and accept him for his passive/supplicating personality, lack of style, and emotional neediness (it's not even about the video games this time). Good luck, friend.

[FistsofFury]

Does 'time' truly exist, or is it just a man-made invention used to gauge and document the phenomena of constant change? If it's the latter, then time travel really is scifi bullshit that will never happen because it doesn't make sense? can't travel through time if time itself isn't real, right?


Yeah...it seems like time trave wouldn't affect anything outside of this earth...so even if it broke off in divergent timelines...wouldn't all those possiblities come back to the same point if the earth just died a few million years later? That is assuming humanity does not get off earth and repopulate somewhere else. We could just get deleted with a huge asteroid in the right spot.

I read too many comic books...and the general assumption is that if you go back in time and change something...when you go back to your present it will be the same..you just created a reality with what you changed in effect.

It makes sense to me. Because if you changed the past you wouldn't have the future that made you go back to the past ya know? Yeah.

[maxx]

What's up with all these relationship threads all of a sudden? Spring was 2 weeks back, no? I mean, before, you'd have one a month or so. Now..there's alot. Love me this, hand job that...

summer has begun. people out of school. relationship drama season has begun. watch them die down around september when school starts up again and snow bunny season comes around.

[Million]

amazing...young girls really are stupid sometimes. I just saw on CNN...this 16 year old broad chatted on the MySpace with a 25 year old dude from Israel....and she eventually got on a plane and WENT TO THE MIDDLE EAST...with the intention to meet him. I'd love to hear what her parents had to say to her behind closed doors after the feds brought her back to America.

*and yeah...she's quite fuckable.

*and yeah...she's white.

[maxx]

amazing...young girls really are stupid sometimes. I just saw on CNN...this 16 year old broad chatted on the MySpace with a 25 year old dude from Israel....and she eventually got on a plane and WENT TO THE MIDDLE EAST...with the intention to meet him. I'd love to hear what her parents had to say to her behind closed doors after the feds brought her back to America.

*and yeah...she's quite fuckable.

*and yeah...she's white.

lol of course she's white..no normal colored 16 year girl is gonna have a passport.

[arcticninja]

Does 'time' truly exist, or is it just a man-made invention used to gauge and document the phenomena of constant change? If it's the latter, then time travel really is scifi bullshit that will never happen because it doesn't make sense? can't travel through time if time itself isn't real, right?

I mean there's evidence that things age at a different rate away from the gravitational pull of a planet or sun.. that doesn't mean navigating time at will (like forward or backward) is at all possible.


Time is not a man-made invention. Things happens regardless of whether or not we observe them (yeah, I don't subscribe to the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics...google "cat paradox" to see why).

Time travel is theoretically possible depending on how you interpret quantum mechanics (there are many theories). Any by "theoretically possible" I mean that our understanding of physics says that it's not impossible, we just have no clue how to actually do it. It's kind of like a flea looking at the moon and thinking to itself "I bet it's possible to go there".


Yeah, I've been reading a lot about quantum mechanics recently. Really interesting stuff, I kind of wish I took physics when I was in school.

[kcxj]

I just watched "Roger Dodger".

Oh wow, the main character is absolutely amazing. I still have a lot to learn after all. His body language, his style, and the way he talks... all communicate so much power and control... I'm going to have to watch this movie again just so I can copy him more. He speaks quickly, but clearly, confidently, and with a resonant voice. And when he pauses.... oh wow, what a powerful effect. Very cool. :tup:

Understanding how social dynamics work, and how to lead the girls... excellent.

His downfall was that temper of his, and the pain of the woman boss being in control instead of him. lol @ the "Oh, come on!!" line when the woman doesn't want to kiss him.

I couldn't stop laughing at the scene in the high school when he's talking to the geeks also. Man, talk about a harsh dose of reality. The kids don't listen, Roger's just like, "I tried.", walks off, and then the kids talk about how "strange" he is.

I wonder what was the significance of the scene in the bar where Andrea asks Nick to do her a favor, drops the straw, and then tells him to pick it up. Why would a woman do something like that? What kind of test is that?

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Whoever says geekiness is a phase and everybody will grow out of it by themselves eventually... I don't believe that for a second. The society we're living in today, where so many boys are growing up in single parent households with just their moms, they don't have their dad's or an uncle Roger to show them how women and attraction work.

One of my Chinese friends from work is 38 years old, single with no girlfriend. I never even talked about women with him before, but he randomly brought up the subject with me the other day.

I think he was expecting me to geek it up with him and be like, "oh yeah... all women are bitches...", "I don't have time to date...", "That's not what I'm looking for right now...". Man, what a surprise I must of given him though.

He's self conscious about him losing his hair, that he's too old to attract the young girls (that he sees me flirting with), and all sorts of other self limiting beliefs that hold him back from having the success with women that he deserves from being born a man. He told me his biggest success ever since he started working this job, was that he got a girl's phone number once, but she didn't call him back the second time. Ever since then, he's been keeping himself busy with work and nothing else. How fucking lame is that? But I totally relate to where he's coming from though, so it's cool that he's checking his ego, showing self-motivation, and opening up to me like that.

Anyway, he's smart like me, and is willing to learn, so I gave him some of the learning materials I used to get me started. That's my one good, unselfish deed for this year. I wonder what he'll do with them?

[Rico!]

He told me his biggest success ever since he started working this job, was that he got a girl's phone number once, but she didn't call him back the second time. Ever since then, he's been keeping himself busy with work and nothing else. How fucking lame is that?


:rofl: AHAHAHAHAHA :rofl: *Walks away laughing*

[SirFritzalot]

I don't know how to say this, but is 18 too young to settle down if you think you've found the right one?

All my life, I've been messing with hoodrats and the like, but lately, I've been messing with this one girl (I posted her pic in the myspace thread) and it seems like we are so in tune with one another. Like puzzle peaces how we connect so well. Plus I have a gut feeling about this one. It's also a plus that I don't have to bend over to kiss her too much lol.

I have a battle on Friday, 5 on 5. I've decided, since it's gonna be on camera, that I will write my verses in advance. Normally, I freestyle a little bit, with some emergency punchlines if I can't think of anything at the moment. But everytime I get on Camera, I have to utterly embarass the other person. My battle record is 57-3 so far, and I plan on embarassing the whole squad by myself...but then again, I gotta let the puppies of my group eat, because I've been getting alot more hype than they have...

I'm in a pretty screwed up position, mentally. I'm torn between music and street fighter. I know it sounds wierd, but I've barely been able to enjoy alot of things. I used to practice SF by myself, and I do music alot, as it takes up most of my time. I played Magic for a while, but it got a little boring...well, at least until ext season, I might play online...I'm really good at all three, but I quit magic for the time being. Playing SF at anime Boston made me realize how much I love fighting games, but at the same time, I love music alot. So I'm torn between which one to focus on...

-Fritz

[Stabby]

People constantly change, and at 18 you probably aren't the person you'll be at 25. Don't even bother.

[SmoothCat]

Man pussy has taking over your life kang damn lol. Can't be thinking about it 24/7 gotta have poker night with the boys or beast in some cvs2. Girls are great but not all the damn time son.

[Azrael]

As a man in your early twenties, why would you even have a steady girlfriend in the first place?
There were two times in my life when I thought like this.

The first time was my last year in college, when I went through the whole angry thing and had girls chasing after me. I was on the verge of going to Japan, therefore I knew I couldn't really start anything serious. I played around a lot, but then as I said it just got boring at some point. It didn't make me feel any better about myself. And the girls stupidity started to annoy me.

The second time was after I broke up with the ex. While we were dating, she had been talking about marriage and what not. She was my first real gf, and I couldn't help but to wonder if I did end up marrying her, what would I be missing? When she left for America, I kind of started to casually date around, and when we broke up I really let loose. Hit the clubs weekly, did the online thing, hit the known pick up bar in Kyoto, etc. I hadn't known about David D before, but I did now - someone here forwarded me a copy of his ebook, and I ended up buying some of his CD's as well. For a short time, I reveled in it again. There was something about the thrill of the chase, knowing that I put down my best effort and it worked. ...Lots of times it didn't of course.

But even when it did, eventually I got to a point again where it was just empty. It was kind of like a drug - I'd go out and find one woman, use her, and then I'd need my next fix. If I failed, I felt lonely, dejected, and miserable. If I succeeded, it only lasted a short time until I needed my next hit.

Then I met my current gf. She let me know from the start that she wasn't in it to play around - she was going to be serious. I was sort of worried - I was still only in my mid-20's, I thought that this was the time to play around. But I dated her anyway - I'd been in a long dry spell and she was that welcome bucket of water. But a funny thing happened - I never got tired of her. And I found there was no game. I didn't have to maintain images, put up fronts, anything. I could be as dorky as I wanted and she accepted it. Even got into it herself. She was over and I was playing a mech battle video game one day, and she looks up and says "Oh, you're using Wing Zero Custom on this stage." I was like "How the fuck do you know that?" She said "you built the model of that one - see, it's on your desk, isn't it? The one with the buster rifle and the wings." She pays attention to the things I like and makes an effort to understand them herself...even the dorky/geeky stuff.

The longer I dated her, the more I found that stuff just worked. It was comfortable. It was fun. All that time spent trying to create and maintain an image went towards other activities. Even sexually, it got to the point where we just understood what the other liked and automatically did it. And it was better than just hooking up with a random stranger, or ten.

I dunno, we could break up a year from now. Or a month from now. Or yesterday, who knows? I just know that the time we've been together has been better than any swinger lifestyle I lead in the past. If it does end, I'll move on and look for the next long-term thing. If it doesn't...then that's great.

If you enjoy the lifestyle now and it's working, that's fine. I noticed before, but you really remind me of me at an earlier point in my life. And for me, I eventually got tired of the cat and mouse game, and it left me feeling incredibly empty. Finding one good girl and sticking with her has been more fun, fulfilling, and rewarding than pulling ten different hotties in a month. I could just be me - as cool or as dorky as I wanted to be. I dunno if you will hit a point where you tire of this lifestyle, but if you do as I did, then cooling down and finding one girl you can stick with can be really good.

Also, others have said it, but you focus on women waaaaaaaaaay too much. Us guys think about women and sex a lot, sure, but there's other stuff in there as well. If you life your life for the sole purpose of getting women, that's still giving them the power. Round your days out with other things - hanging out with the guys, whatever hobby you like to enjoy (video games or whatever), etc. I went girl crazy myself and it burned me out, bad. All the women I dated in college...they come and go, and I can barely remember most of their names/faces. What I remember most about college was hanging out with the guys, playing CvS2 and what not until all hours of the night, 3AM runs to Jack in the Box, that kind of thing.

EDIT
It's late and my brain don't function so good. I'm tempted to just erase everything above, but for the moment I'll let it stay. The Cliff Notes version - right now you're like a kid in a candy store. But be careful not to eat too much, for the stomachache and cavities that will follow will be a killer.

[Airthrow]

I wonder what was the significance of the scene in the bar where Andrea asks Nick to do her a favor, drops the straw, and then tells him to pick it up. Why would a woman do something like that? What kind of test is that?

I had a cunt do this to me once in summerschool (where I graduated from high school, sadly). She was with her group of bitchy friends, I didn't know her. Was passing by in the hallway, and really loudly she said "OOPS!" and theatrically dropped a bottle cap accidentally on purpose on the floor, and looked at me and said "Could you pick that up?" It was right in front of her crusty ass feet, and I was maybe 15 feet away. She wanted me to walk the fuck over there and bend down in front of her to pick up her bottle cap, so that she could look cool and/or sexy in front of her friends for getting a male to do it.

I stared at her emotionlessly for a good long moment, made an ugly sneer, then said "NO." as if she wasn't shit and walked off.

lol of course she's white..no normal colored 16 year girl is gonna have a passport.

It's this kind of fucked up backwards negro thinking that doesn't help anybody. So I guess she can't be a normal black girl if she's been out of the country, but it's just typical fair for white people to summer in France? :rolleyes:

Not every black person has to conform to every other black person's concept of blackness.

[JackTenrac!]

What's it like to really train for a fight? I mean, hardcore like that guy in that Kamen Rider Sentai show. Pushups, situps, jump rope, bag kick/punch, shadow boxing, meditating, eating right, watch Chappelle, etc.

I've never done it before.

[Dan?]

...sorry I haven't been posting as much guys, I just got back in from France. Anyone up for playing polo on solid gold horses later? It sounds quite smashing!

A few nights ago was the closest my girl and I have ever come to breaking up, but thankfully we dodged that bullet and things are back on track.

http://www.weather.com/newscenter/tropical/?from=wxcenter_news Good. God. Almighty. This is like the weather dashing up and doing a few c.mk's and c.lp's, testing the waters, building a little meter, and trying to bait a few parries before starting up some combo strings. Alberto? I'm pretty sure I've said this before, but these names do not scare anyone. It's like the Meteorologists want you to envision hurricanes not as a destructive, violent force of nature that you should avoid, but rather a bunch of inbred 2nd and 3rd cousins you want to casually try and ignore at a holiday or family reunion by ducking into the back of the house and constantly cutting their attempts at conversation short by saying you "have to go to the bathroom".

Hurricanes should have horrifying, frightening titles to make people want to leave their homes and find safety. Which do you think would have gotten more people out of New Orleans? Katrina the Sissy McPansy Puss, or Melgradar Vorschnect the Despair Bringer?

Time Travel? Possible? Meh, not so much.

[Dangerous J]

...sorry I haven't been posting as much guys, I just got back in from France. Anyone up for playing polo on solid gold horses later? It sounds quite smashing!

A few nights ago was the closest my girl and I have ever come to breaking up, but thankfully we dodged that bullet and things are back on track.

http://www.weather.com/newscenter/tropical/?from=wxcenter_news Good. God. Almighty. This is like the weather dashing up and doing a few c.mk's and c.lp's, testing the waters, building a little meter, and trying to bait a few parries before starting up some combo strings. Alberto? I'm pretty sure I've said this before, but these names do not scare anyone. It's like the Meteorologists want you to envision hurricanes not as a destructive, violent force of nature that you should avoid, but rather a bunch of inbred 2nd and 3rd cousins you want to casually try and ignore at a holiday or family reunion by ducking into the back of the house and constantly cutting their attempts at conversation short by saying you "have to go to the bathroom".

Hurricanes should have horrifying, frightening titles to make people want to leave their homes and find safety. Which do you think would have gotten more people out of New Orleans? Katrina the Sissy McPansy Puss, or Melgradar Vorschnect the Despair Bringer?

Time Travel? Possible? Meh, not so much.

What places did you see in France?

[Adam Warlock]

People constantly change, and at 18 you probably aren't the person you'll be at 25. Don't even bother.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Decisions I made at the age of 16 affect my life for better or worse at 27 simply because I didn't have the foresight to realize life is truly dynamic, and growth is unavoidable for all but the dead. I now find myself living the American dream, not because I choose to, but simply because too many people depend on me not to wake up.

Sorry for the rambling.

[Dan?]

What places did you see in France?

All the places, even the secret places and the super platinum places.

[Dangerous J]

lol i sholda been more specific.

like
louvre/museum/musee d'orsay
Eiffel tower
notre dame cathedral...
montmartre

[Dan?]

lol i sholda been more specific.

like
louvre/museum/musee d'orsay
Eiffel tower
notre dame cathedral...
montmartre

I was using sarcasm in reference to this post:

It's this kind of fucked up backwards negro thinking that doesn't help anybody. So I guess she can't be a normal black girl if she's been out of the country, but it's just typical fair for white people to summer in France? :rolleyes:

Not every black person has to conform to every other black person's concept of blackness.

But seriously, had a great time, France. Croissants are okay. They're kind of like retarded hot pockets, but at least you tried.

[Nokato]

In reference to Azrael's post:

You've been a really good help and inspiration in how to handle my own issues with women that I've had and helped not to give into being angry and wanting to retaliate back in the same fashion that I was burned. I'm still recuperating from a recent relationship but I'm dealing with it alot better than I thought I would. Your posts concerning this topic are greatly appreciated.

[Million]

speaking of croissants...it's always funny to me when a turd comes out looking like one of those. heh, I smile and giggle just at the thought of a "croissant turd"...all curled up and puffy/plump..

*I just remembered the time my long path to bitterness and hate began...it was way back in kindergarten. It wasn't nearly as terrible as things that would happen much later...it was the simple annoyance of the girls going crazy for this guy named Quentin...and his cousin Mario. (*I guess there's a Super Mario Bros. joke in there somewhere?). The girls were all over these guys...for no real reason besides the fact that they were the "pretty boy" types in the class. Heh, it was a time when lighter-skinned black guys were kinda "in style" with most black women/girls.(Wes Snipes would single-handedly change this later on around the time of School Daze)

Now, one interesting thing to me...was that they weren't even fully into their asshole tendencies yet. Well, Mario was more of a cool laid back guy...Quentin was the one that was an asshole that usually made fun of people and showed occasional bully tendencies. Those traits didn't start until he hit 4th grade or so. So...all this attention was based purely on the guys' looks.
...and I was, of course, insanely jealous. It wasn't really just me...no other guys got attention either since the girls of the class were all about Mario and Quentin, all the damn time. It's like the rest of us didn't even exist. I started having thoughts of burning those bitches alive...roasting them over open flames like the pigs they were...it was irrational hate, but hey...I'm freely admitting that this was purely born out of my jealousy. Later on in life, I had legitimate reasons to truly hate them with the strongest passion.

*whoah, The 4400's Super MILF Jacqueline McKenzie is up next on Attack of the Show! I was watching the season premiere last night, even though I missed all of last season...she would get her ass torn up SO HORD.
ohhhhhhh...she has an Aussie accent!!!! I didn't even know...she talks "normally" on the show...wow her hotness powerlevel has immediately come up a few points.

[Roxie]

lol of course she's white..no normal colored 16 year girl is gonna have a passport.
I had a passport at 14. I've been out of the country twice.

[Rico!]

Speaking of passports, I had to mail something today at the post office, and this whole family decided to apply for passports. And there was only ONE WINDOW OPEN. The line never moved. Fuck you you stupid inconsiderate bastards (and dumb ass post office managers)

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People at school think I've turned into a complete lunatic. Good, good...

My friend has dubbed me "The Erratic Dick". One minute I can be a friendly, laid back guy, and the next hour I can be a complete dick with absolutely no care about what I say, or who I say it to. Sometimes I don't even know what gets me so mad.

---

No9176's current progress through an old N64 game:

I beat the snow dungeon. The second boss is actually pretty fun to fight. And lo and behold, I have finally aquired the Zora mask. Coolest mask in the game, period. I'm not even trying to accomplish goals anymore, I'm just swimming around like a dolphin all day.

---

I've realized with every semester, I get really close with one girl, hanging out alot and stuff, then when its over we completely break apart, never able to speak again. A bitter cycle? Maybe.

ANYWAY, all these recent relationship discussions have been getting annoying. Let's go back to the good old SRK...(whatever that was)

[JackTenrac!]

Those relationship threads must die. Bah hump-baggg.

Go write some poetry, hippies.

[\goes to train in retaliation for the bitterness he has taken towards the dating topic, thinking about that girl he has a bit of an interest for...]

...to be condensed for the HOP folk.


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School's near out for me. It's been one hell of a ride and I feel stronger already. After 2 years out in the field, I plan to leave the nest as planned, in hopes of acquiring my own condo and really learning the ropes of what life has to teach me...and to return to...martial arts!

...that went well.

[Airthrow]

I am so fucking incredibly fucked. Got my "resignation" turned in (as in, they asked me to resign=FIRED) today. I have approximately 14 dollars until I get my final check sometime next week. I have to move out of my mom's house by August 1st. I won't start my new job until July 3rd. My life fucking sucks. Please god let some money fall into my hands.

I have a cellphone bill, car payment, and car insurance, and I am somehow supposed to move out with one weak paycheck and no job on August 1st.

[FistsofFury]

I am so fucking incredibly fucked. Got my "resignation" turned in (as in, they asked me to resign=FIRED) today. I have approximately 14 dollars until I get my final check sometime next week. I have to move out of my mom's house by August 1st. I won't start my new job until July 3rd. My life fucking sucks. Please god let some money fall into my hands.

I have a cellphone bill, car payment, and car insurance, and I am somehow supposed to move out with one weak paycheck and no job on August 1st.


Sorry to hear about that Airthrow? Why did they want you to resign?

Right now I'm in the planning stages...scoping out potential places and getting a price range...I feel very motivated to move out and move out without having to come back.

[Azrael]

Thailand was cool. I went to see a Muy Thai boxing match. In the title fight there was a guy wearing blue shorts that said, swear to God, Sagatpet. ...Sagat! No way this dude could lose with the power of SAGAT behind him. Of course, he won.

It was funny, I kept shouting "Use your c.fierce! Use the power bestowed upon you from God himself!" Unfortunately he never did. I guess if he had, it might have brought down the whole stadium and half of Thailand.

[TS]

Getting married at 25 is getting married young. 19 is just suicidal. The reason the divorce rate in this country is so high, is because people get married at 18/19, and that shit never works out. The odds get better and better the older you get, but yeah...everybody wants to believe they're an exception. This is just one of those things that you havee to take other people's word for.

I wonder how many people get engaged instead of breaking up? It's like, you're 17 or whatever, you've been together for 2 years (aka your entire life), you can't picture being with anyone else (because you're retarded), so you figure...there's nothing else to do, so you might as well get married. It's a decent plan if you die at like 21, but if not...eh...

Anyway, to do some non-chick-related ranting...

I'm thinking of buying a PS2 just for SFAlpha Anthology. I don't even want a PS2, I'm still working on getting all of the games I want for the Saturn. If anything, I'd get a DS or GBA, because of all of the 2D 16-bit-style games, on the GBA especially.

Saw part of a Dateline interview with Mary Kay Latourno, the chick who was fucking her 13-year-old student, and got knocked up by him (twice...and had 3 other kids). She is a twisted individual.

You know, you hear of that sorta thing some times...some guy who's "dating" like a 16-year-old chick and is 31. Who the fuck is THAT guy?


Shady...

One of those funny ironic things...Mexico doesn't treat their immigrants well. Like, people who come into Mexico from other countries...even if they become full-fledged citizens...yeah, they're not so nice to them. Can't hold public office of any kind, can't display foreign flags (and that's the one I find to be hillarious), there are some issues with property ownership, etc.

And I hope everyone had fun with those marches a month or two ago...because now I hate Mexicans. I assume that was the point, yes? It's not that I hate Mexicans, I can't hate them, some the girls are pretty... But you can't be all "MEXICO!! Mexicanos, brown pride! Viva la raza! We're so proud and awesome, damned white people pushed us out and took our land!! But seriously, you have to let us come into your country and work for $4 an hour."

You are here because Mexico sorta sucks. I think people get tripped up because they view Mexican as both a race and a nationality, so they don't want to downtalk their heritage.

Meanwhile, you have a bunch of spoiled American teenagers (and retarded college-age kid) talking about how much America sucks because they can't do drugs wherever they want, and you have to actually, you know, get a job and shit.

[abacabb]

My sister put make-up on me while i was sleeping. Blush, eyeliner, lipstick the whole nine. It sucks being a heavy sleeper. I knew I shouldve locked my door. She did this before, when I was like 10. Last time she took a picture. And showed her friends. I think thats the reason my father thought I was gay. Man, I wish she would stop doing that shit.

[mr. newbie]

if your girl starts having sex with another girl do you call her out for cheating?

working for $5.50 sucks. i want an office job :sad:

[JackTenrac!]

cif your girl starts having sex with another girl do you call her out for cheating?

working for $5.50 sucks. i want an office job :sad:
...

I won't even bother responding to this crap...cares soooo much about the pussy, but makes less than child labourers. Wrong head to use, friend.

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I woke up a few days back with that dream where my class was chosen for an excursion to space. It felt wierd because everything happened so quickly. First we were in class, then, we were training. No goodbyes, nothing. Richard Dean Anderson was there, I think. Wouldn't be a sci-fi dream without him.

...that went well.

[SmoothCat]

I was missing my debit card and my drivers licsence since sat. So I called to cancel, they ask me what was the last purchase I made I told them food @ subway. There like na man 136.98 at the axis club.

I'm like wtf. Man I knew I was wasted but I don't remember even giving out my card or taking out my wallet. The girls payed for everything no reason for me to even take my wallet out. I'm confused as fuck. The good thing is they gonna refund my money!

Damn I'm so hyped about this evo east tourny I wanna use a vega but I don't no how good I am with him yet. I did good at ecc with him but honda seems so much better......

[mr. newbie]

c
...

I won't even bother responding to this crap...cares soooo much about the pussy, but makes less than child labourers. Wrong head to use, friend.

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snip the wtf part

lol the 2 thoughts were unrelated. i'd try to justify this but i'd end up wasting my time so you proably have a point.

[TehNewGuy]

Got an STD testing question: Do they really stick a q-tip inside your meat and twirl? There HAS to be another way, because I want to go get tested this week, but that...that just aint right, man.

[Adam Warlock]

Got an STD testing question: Do they really stick a q-tip inside your meat and twirl? There HAS to be another way, because I want to go get tested this week, but that...that just aint right, man.

Yes.

[Rico!]

I work in the Fitness Center at my university. Basically I sit on my ass here taking IDs and sign people in. If I havent said so before, the school is about 60% chinese, so when its time to give back thier ID I have a loooong search ahead of me....

Yeah I said it, so what?

[Penguin]

if your girl starts having sex with another girl do you call her out for cheating? My current girl is Bi, and yes.... I'd be pissed.

[JackTenrac!]

We're still tight, I assume, but with all that hub bub in Calidonia between a tribe or so and our Premier, you'd think the Native americans (injuns, indians with the cowboys) have something more to worry about other than territory. Did you know that males in that race carry one of the highest suicide rates? Well, they have many options: hang man, burnt sacrifice (FLAMING MONK), musket to the face, and my personal favorite: Throwing Tomahawk to the left side. Corner pocket. Aces not wild, child.

Sadly, there is a benefit: availible native woman + native benefits = less longtime grief financially and secure family surplusses. Tax eased and free education. I'd still worry if Bear Junior decided that his mixed ass was not good enough for society. No, Junior! You still need to avenge your mother and become the Canuck version of Anthony Anderson!!!!!!!!

...kid nightwolfed his own ass.

Running Mouth? It's papa bear.

Back to the bed, dear. Sorry.

--

Everyday I go out, I see someone from my old schools. It's as if God is telling me something. Just not sure if it's "clean my ass" or not. It's great to see them still kicking. Sometimes...

Other times, I wonder about it. Some are in good places, some are bad situations. Brampton is strange. Everytime I hear one of my old pals have kids, I shake it off with a meh as I enter a bar full of victims whose suspect didn't like having our plastic super pal, the "Jimmy", to help them sexually express themselves during that special night their presently absent babysat child was ovalated. It's so regular in the area. Will this phase or action destroy the true purpose of making two adults become one?

Now, I am practically used to any bad news that will affect me, or anyone.

Nothing shocks me...except...duct tape!

--

What's Hubba Bubba like nowadays?

--

Street Fighter EX 3: Original Soundtrack is by far....holding back...but I must....TOP F---ING TIER!!!! SHO--YU---KENN!!!!!

...that went well.

[TehNewGuy]

Yes.

On a scale of 1 - 10, the pain would be a....?

[Azrael]

Why are so many women bi these days? When did that shit become hip? Why? It's amazing what I've been missing back home while I'm overseas.

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I have an apology/retraction to make. In the past, I've been rather harsh on Japanese girls, and that was unfair of me. They're not that bad. Granted, I still think people like them for all the wrong reasons, but I don't think they're as horrible as I tried to make them out to be. They've got their pluses as well.

There, I said it.

[SirFritzalot]

I'm getting a little upset with my rap style. On one hand, my punchlines can be huge on most occasions. But I just don't want to be remembered as a punchline rapper. I come up with some good concepts for songs, as I can tell, cause I hear some of my songs in passing cars sometimes from people I don't know. But with this album I'm working on, I want it to be one of those albums where you just don't skip tracks. I've been putting in a little bit too much time into it though.

I also have alot of stress in my life. I got banned for a month cause one of the counsulors told me to shut the fuck up and I got niggerish with him. It would've gotten violent, IMO, but there was a building full of police, and I wasn't trying to go that route knowing I wouldn't escape. I'm not usually the type to get like that, but he was completely out of line; he locked the front door and I went through the back, and he didn't realize that he locked the front door. He didn't listen to me when I tried to explain, so I'm gonna say fuck that program, see who they get to control them badass kids now

I've been terribly bored lately. I can't seem to entertain myself with anything anymore. It's really bad when you can't find anything that's "fun" anymore. Probably cause the only thing I find fun really is competitive shit, like Basketball and SF, etc. I can't really play RPGs anymore...except BoF2, I have no idea why...

-Fritz

[arcticninja]

I have an apology/retraction to make. In the past, I've been rather harsh on Japanese girls, and that was unfair of me. They're not that bad. Granted, I still think people like them for all the wrong reasons, but I don't think they're as horrible as I tried to make them out to be. They've got their pluses as well.

There, I said it.


must be getting old :)

[Million]

Table Tennis must be much more difficult than regular tennis, right? It's gotta be....the "field" area is just a damn table, hence the name. The smaller area bumps up the speed to ridiculous levels. I was "aiight" at tennis in PE during high school, but I'm sure I would lose 99% of the time in table tennis. It's just way too fast....it's like snes version SF2 Turbo/Crazy Edition on 8 stars.....compared to SF1 or KARATE CHAMP. Really, it's like they took regular tennis and put it on crack, speed, AND steroids. Obviously, they don't have to run around as much as a regular tennis athelete, but still....the area is smaller, so they have to react that much faster to where the ball is going.

Why did poker get so popular in the past 2 years or so? eh, I'm the odd man out on that, I admit. I happen to be the one black person in history that doesn't care about "Spades" at all...or any card game for that matter. heh, I agree with another srker that posted something about this recently...he said "come on...it's 2006.". I might enjoy various card games if this was still the 19th or 18th century, and we didn't have things like video games, internet, tv, radio/mp3/cd, dvds, etc. Honestly...I'd have more fun playing with a damn calculator. Until we lose all those things...and perhaps books too....perhaps then I could enjoy a card game....

...actually, scratch that...in the absence of those things, I'd still have art....as long as I have something to make marks on a piece of paper or something.

[FistsofFury]

Well...playing something like spades can be fun just depends on who you do it with.

Just like playing video games can be fun with friends, and just going to McDonald's...so can sitting around playing a card game and talking.

Haven't played poker though ever. But I'm decent at Spades. Haven't played much Domino. Game seems to get too serious for me. Niggas be having super moves throwing them things down.

[ShinAkumax]

Why are so many women bi these days? When did that shit become hip? Why? It's amazing what I've been missing back home while I'm overseas.

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I have an apology/retraction to make. In the past, I've been rather harsh on Japanese girls, and that was unfair of me. They're not that bad. Granted, I still think people like them for all the wrong reasons, but I don't think they're as horrible as I tried to make them out to be. They've got their pluses as well.

There, I said it.


About 5-6 years ago being bi became cool. TI read that as

"they've got their pluses as well."

I also disagree with you in the relationship post. The chicks in your analogy stayed with you because you payed them. Real life girls stay with people for similar reasons. Looks, personality, money.. it doesn't really matter what they value. They are still only with you because of things they value.

No one is with anyone because they can see their soul. Souls are bullshit anyways.

[Million]

....continued..

It's not like I didn't try. I at least attempted to learn spades and other random card games...not for my own interest, but rather...just to be on the same page with everyone else....to establish common ground there. I really couldn't bring myself to care about what was going on. It's just cards. Even if money is riding on the game...it's still just not at all interesting. People would try to teach me, and I would instantly start zoning out, and thinking of what I would do with Silver Surfer's Power Cosmic, if the Smurfs could beat the Snorks in war, who would win in battle between 20 midgets and 20 monkeys, what dinosaur turds looked like....y'know...things that are all infinitely more cool and thought-provoking than a game involving cards.

Recently acquired Ear-Deliciousness:
-Aerosmith Love in an Elevator
-Def Leppard(or Leopard?)'s "Photographs" --I got this mainly because of Howard Stern Show's hilarious song parody of it...they used this song to make the underappreciated greatness that is "Gay Photographs". This song was created specifically to poke fun at KC, because he apparently posed with no shirt on for some random german photographer guy for extra money....I think the pics were to go into a magazine, but damn they never let him hear the end of that. I still laugh whenever I think of it....it became the definitive KC song for me--"KC posed for gay photographhsssssss! Gay photographssssss!"

...I also picked up some Sinatra(Moon River, Luck be a Lady Tonight, and Love and Marriage), Billy Joel(New York State of Mind, Piano Man, For the Longest Time), and Cyborg 009 ending theme....and Winger(She's only 17...the themesong for SRK Team Jailbait!...and "Can't Get Enuff" is currently downloading)

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and yeah, I'd say it's most likely MTV that got random girls everywhere(mostly white) to adopt bisexuality as the new "in" thing to do. It's amazing...like a successful masterplan of one guy....that actually worked.

[Azrael]

Well, while that is true, I think in a relationship, hopefully what gets the other person to stay is some aspect of your personality. Maybe she finds you intellectually fascinating. Maybe she likes how caring you are. Maybe she really digs your 10-hit super combo. Who knows? But it's some aspect of you that keeps her coming back.

With the girls you pay, she comes back cause of the money you pay her. And anyone can do that. And for those working girls, they will provide for any joe who has the cash, no matter how fat or bald or ugly or smelly he may be.

But it all just depends on the person and how okay they are with that. There are guys who consider themselves to be professional "mongers" who sleep with hundreds, thousands of prostitutes even. They know it's only cause they have the money to pay...but they just don't care.

Mmm....thousands of prostitutes. Oh the possibilities...

[Rico!]

damn I'm good when it comes to older women. I was hitting on a quite pretty chinese woman on campus today...close to getting her number, until I found out she's a staff member at the university. That told me immediately to back off on a friendly note. This is the third time this has happened already, dammit!

I learned much about older woman from another older woman when I was around 14 or 15. (long story about how I met her) She was 25 and taught me a whole lot about how to talk to girls. This would explain why no girlfriend of mine has been my age. So far the smallest age difference has been 4 years.

EDIT: wait there was one girl my age, but she was a depressed emo (not in style) and that annoyed the shit out of me.

EDIT2: Ah fuck I went back into the whole relationship thing!

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DeathNote manga really DOES drop after L dies. It loses all of its' suspense and stuff.

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TheSix, where's your AV from? That guy looks like a crazy street bum thats about to fuck some guys up.

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Nami Tamaki is ugly. The songs are ok but she's just ugly.

I don't care what anyone else says, Chiaki Kuriyama is a hideous beast (she was the school girl in Kill Bill vol 1). Why people like her, I'll never know.

[JackTenrac!]

Well, while that is true, I think in a relationship, hopefully what gets the other person to stay is some aspect of your personality. Maybe she finds you intellectually fascinating. Maybe she likes how caring you are. Maybe she really digs your 10-hit super combo. Who knows? But it's some aspect of you that keeps her coming back.

An impressive display of skill.

Still trying to find what makes Bear interesting to the ladies, minus the ha ha. :sad:

...that went well.

[Azrael]

I finally bought SF Zero Fighters Generation aka Alpha Anthology. As a hardcore Alpha fan I'm a little embarrased I didn't buy it sooner. ...This game is the closest to a non-sexual orgasm that mankind has ever come. And I haven't even started unlocking all the goodies yet! Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh......

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I think I want to start getting into collectibles. I know this is one of the dorkiest things I could ever hope to delve into, but I don't care. I have Wing Zero Custom High Grade and he's awesome. I kind of want to get the Perfect Grade. Today when I was buying Alpha Anthology I passed by the hobby section and saw a kickass Evangelion Unit 01 Master Grade that I kind of want now. And then I saw Transformers - Cybertron toys and I was like "This shit is awesome!" and I'm not even watching that show. I also saw a Binaltech, and that was cool as well. Living in Japan, this would be perfect for starting this hobby.

So I'm thinking of having a shelf in my room and starting a collection. I already have Wing Zero Custom, but then I'd like to add...

Wing Zero Custom Perfect Grade
Evangelion Unit 01 Master Grade
Nu Gundam Master Grade
Tallgeese
Gundam Deathscythe Hell HG
Anniversary Optimus Prime
Megatron, Starscream, and Soundwave would be cool. Also, maybe Wheeljack/Iron Hide, and I'm interested in the Binaltech series now as well.

It's time to Dork On.

[SmoothCat]

You no I've yet to tea bag a chick

[Serpent]

An impressive display of skill.

Still trying to find what makes Bear interesting to the ladies, minus the ha ha. :sad:

...that went well.

Allegedly I either hypnotize girls or I give off (or rather, it would be more used to) some sort of powerful pheromones. I think it's more that I'm charming and cool, but my friends don't seem to buy that. Oh well. Maybe you're the same.

[Roxie]

Why are so many women bi these days? When did that shit become hip? Why? It's amazing what I've been missing back home while I'm overseas.
If you'd like to know why, i suggest you read Female Chauvinist Pigs : Women and the Rise of Raunch Culture (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0743249895/sr=8-1/qid=1150314270/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-6007247-7652158?%5Fencoding=UTF8) by Ariel Levy

[NG1313]

I'm hoping for a new release of Drunken Master 2 on DVD, with the original dubbings. Legend Of Drunken Master had new dubs by Jackie himself, amongst others, but they were so emotionless and boring. And he says some really lame shit in the train, instead of "Hey, look at that beaver!"..

It was a big disappointment.

The film just turned sour. Now I can't watch it, 'cause I'll both play it out, and get less satisfaction out of it, because of the soundtrack.

[ShinAkumax]

I want an SRK t-shirt, with some type of SRK fad printed on it. Maybe even my avatar. I really like SRK as a whole but hate the lot of you... kinda like women really.

PS: That was my nerd momment. That and playin The Elder Scrolls 3 - Morrowwind X-Box.

[TheSix]

TheSix, where's your AV from? That guy looks like a crazy street bum thats about to fuck some guys up.


"Leeroy!" - The Last Dragon

Movie is awesome.

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What kind of parents would let me hang out in their daughters room after 11pm? Apparently the parents of my friend. She's been my best female friendfor the past 10 years...nothing sexual(and it never will). I never thought about it before...but am I not a guy? Am I not dangerous enough :sad: :sad: ? Or do they just not care? They don't make any attempts to "check up" on us....no surprise room cleanings. Nothing you would see on TV in those situations.

If I had a daughter, I don't give a fuck who it is, there is no way I would ever allow some guy to be in her room at any time of the day alone. Fine you want to go in there....OK. But keep the door open....ALL THE WAY OPEN...because im watchin'...you might not think I am, but im watchin'. Believe it.

At the same time, I would not care if my son had a girl in his room. Double Standard? Yeah. I don't feel like explaining why it exsist....it just does.

[Jappo]

It's gotta do with trust. I'm going to assume that they probably see you as family or something. Or they probably don't care. I've been at my girls house at 2, 3 in the morning, so I guess this goes for me as well.

[Million]

So...I'm curious sometimes...why PC gamer fanatics go on and on about how their precious PCs beat consoles in graphics...and yet they apparently turn off most or all the special effects when seriously into something like a FPS? Yeah, superior graphics alright...too bad you guys typically turn everything down to ugly Saturn/psx1stgen-level 3d visuals for the sake of optimal framerate.

...as if you couldn't tell by the tone...I'm usually quite annoyed with the very existence of PC "gamers". They're some of the most close-minded, elitist assholes in this entire gaming community. Good job exaggerating the graphic difference when you do have effects on too, asses. That extra level of detail on a fucking WALL texture means oh so much....I swear, it's like comparing Xbox to Atari 2600, the wall texture is so much cleaner and sharp now that you can see an extra crevice there! I was considering making this it's on thread...but it would just erupt into a big mess of flames and the usual/predictable put-downs from the PC fans....then it would get closed since this place is hardly "general discussion" anymore.

[Roxie]

damn...jessica was a fool to leave Nick.

[TheSix]

So...I'm curious sometimes...why PC gamer fanatics go on and on about how their precious PCs beat consoles in graphics...and yet they apparently turn off most or all the special effects when seriously into something like a FPS? Yeah, superior graphics alright...too bad you guys typically turn everything down to ugly Saturn/psx1stgen-level 3d visuals for the sake of optimal framerate.

...as if you couldn't tell by the tone...I'm usually quite annoyed with the very existence of PC "gamers". They're some of the most close-minded, elitist assholes in this entire gaming community. Good job exaggerating the graphic difference when you do have effects on too, asses. That extra level of detail on a fucking WALL texture means oh so much....I swear, it's like comparing Xbox to Atari 2600, the wall texture is so much cleaner and sharp now that you can see an extra crevice there!


Because console gamers are pricks that are, for the most part, ignorant when it comes to technology. "XBOX R4PES WE GOT TEH HAEADSET AND HALOOZZZZ". Not to mention, increased popularity in console gaming has contributed to a lack of retail space for PC Games. Walk into EB and you will see that while all the console have the store covered in games, us PC Gamers get a little stand that, if we are lucky, has two sides of PC games. And most of the time one side has DVD's on it instead.

Console gaming is also the cause of lackluster ports and shorten(or extended) development time. Halo 1 for example, was suppose to be coming to the Mac/PC first right? Xbox comes in a steals a very high profiled game at the time, only to force us PC gamers to wait a year and a half for a very HALF ASSED port of the game we should have had years before. I'll say the same thing for Theif 3, Crazy Taxi etc.

So when there is a opportunity to say "we have superior graphics, better FPS control, and constant mods/patches", there is nothing wrong with it when we have to hear "Zelda is not on PC" or "We have a dedicated online network" just as much.

Also, most people lower graphic detail in multiplayer simply because the performance is not the same, or its better in low settings. Not because we want to see it that way. This is something console gamers don't have to do.....CAN'T do at that.

[Jappo]

Hmm, would 70,953 Yen come out to be around 680 hundred dollars or around there? Anyone know?

While we're at it, anyone care to translate this?

ネックジョイント部にひび割れ修理跡が見られます。

[Panicked]

I think S.a.g.a looks like Lupe Fiasco.

[Million]

Well, yeah...I acknowledged that they turn down the settings for "optimal performance"...so it's kinda silly to bring up how supposedly superior the pc graphics are when, at least in the FPS games usually...things get turned down for performance/framerate.

Also, I've very rarely seen the console side attack(first) the pc side of things. In several forums when the issue comes up, it's usually the pc fanboys who throw out the first few cheap shot remarks. Halo, for example....that always seems to be quite the hot little topic that ALWAYS leads into a big flaming mess of a thread....and the PC fans usually attack first. Someone could just post a thread that says "Hey who else plays Halo2? Post your GT"....or they could just post "Halo2.". Instantly, PCers just have to chime in about how it's trash, and how all console FPS are trash, how they will always be trash, and how PC games own everything, including life, apparently. It just gets incredibly annoying....well, it's kinda the same with all things in life, as humans seem to be naturally elitist about everything....from religion, to politics(*I'm better than you because you're a liberal/conservative), to movies(I'm better than you because I watch indie stuff), music(My taste is so superior because I only listen to underground hiphop), games, etc. Everything is always about "yeah my club/group/clique is so much better than yours." or "My God has a bigger dick than your God! Bomb them!" as Carlin once said. It makes me hate our species even more, the longer I think about.

*Layla Kayleigh has THE hottest english accent I've ever heard. It's on the same powerlevel as Rhona Mitra(*who can be seen topless in Hollow Man, if I recall.) THEN there's the DSLs. I get aroused just looking at her mouth while she's talking.

[JackTenrac!]

ネックジョイント部にひび割れ修理跡が見られます。=You can see the cracking repair mark in the neck joint section.

[VG Emblem]

Wow, I think the Wrestling Thread is the hugest thread in SRK.

Or at least I think, can anyone confirm this?
Either way, we MUST outgrow it! Thinking Out Louders, ASSEMBLE!

[monbaby]

Wow, I think the Wrestling Thread is the hugest thread in SRK.

Or at least I think, can anyone confirm this?
Either way, we MUST outgrow it! Thinking Out Louders, ASSEMBLE!



You are correct...

It is but unfairly...

I am also a member of the Louisiana thread which is the second largest behind the WWE thread...

It's very difficult to beat them because of the simple fact that wrestling is a huge fucking soap opera...

So new shit happens every week... and people are always posting...

Not to mention when the occasional classic wrestling fan like me (1986-1997) posts in the thread about how garbage wrestling has become...

it just adds to thier post count...

However Louisiana Did beat them to 10000 posts a while back when we raided thier thread for supremacy...

You can check thier thread for evidence...

However i'm for destroying that lame thread myself...

Wrestling has become so gay i can't understand why anyone would still watch that crap...

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I think S.a.g.a looks like Lupe Fiasco.

...You're the third person to say that online in the past three weeks.

The only reason I'm flattered is because Lupe's flow is nice. And well... yeah. The negro isn't butt ugly either. Thanks.

[ethnic_scrap]

Hmm, would 70,953 Yen come out to be around 680 hundred dollars or around there? Anyone know?



xe.com (http://www.xe.com) is your friend

[VG Emblem]

You are correct...

It is but unfairly...

I am also a member of the Louisiana thread which is the second largest behind the WWE thread...

It's very difficult to beat them because of the simple fact that wrestling is a huge fucking soap opera...

So new shit happens every week... and people are always posting...

Not to mention when the occasional classic wrestling fan like me (1986-1997) posts in the thread about how garbage wrestling has become...

it just adds to thier post count...

However Louisiana Did beat them to 10000 posts a while back when we raided thier thread for supremacy...

You can check thier thread for evidence...

However i'm for destroying that lame thread myself...

Wrestling has become so gay i can't understand why anyone would still watch that crap...
Which forum is the Lousiana thread in? I'm guessing one of those regional matchmaking forums, but I could be wrong.

And yeah, agreed on wrestling, it is pretty damn gay.

According to sorting the threads here in the General Discussion by most posts, it's the WWE Thread, then the Rap News and Reviews Thread (which has 10 thousand something), and then The Thinking Out Loud Thread (which has 8602, of course). If the first one wasn't closed and it just kept going on, I think it WOULD, infact, be the biggest.

But yeah, this thread is definitely the fastest growing....

[monbaby]

Which forum is the Lousiana thread in? I'm guessing one of those regional matchmaking forums, but I could be wrong.

And yeah, agreed on wrestling, it is pretty damn gay.

According to sorting the threads here in the General Discussion by most posts, it's the WWE Thread, then the Rap News and Reviews Thread (which has 10 thousand something), and then The Thinking Out Loud Thread (which has 8602, of course). If the first one wasn't closed and it just kept going on, I think it WOULD, infact, be the biggest.

But yeah, this thread is definitely the fastest growing....



Yep Louisiana thread is in southwest matchmaking forums...

We currently have 11,346 posts as of now...

LA thread has always been up there cuz we take gaming real seriously because there is literally shit else to do in Louisiana...

We play all fighting games even though there is the Marvel people and the other folks...

We Play games from Maro tennis, Wow, FFXi We have or at least know someone with every system from NES to Xbox 360...

Actually Last year a 2 people in the forums started our own store called Versus...

Well I didn't start it but i went there everyday...

Also Yu- gi- oh Heroclix and magic will be played as well...

Anyways fuck anythread that has more posts than us and definately fuck the WWE thread...

[maxx]

wwe thread is the largest thread.

wrestling is constanly going on...

monday: raw

tuesday:ecw
wensday:nothing

thursday:tna

friday:smackdown

saturday:tna repeat

sunday:apparently another tna repeat

plus all the indy events/international wrestling and what not. sumtins going on somewhere.

[Rico!]

If I had a daughter, I don't give a fuck who it is, there is no way I would ever allow some guy to be in her room at any time of the day alone. Fine you want to go in there....OK. But keep the door open....ALL THE WAY OPEN...because im watchin'...you might not think I am, but im watchin'. Believe it.

I read this paragraph while imagining the guy in your AV staring through the door. :rofl:


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Anyone believe that ghosts exist?

I was in the university late today around 8pm -ish. The whole building was silent and empty. So I'm walking to my locker to throw my gym stuff back in there, and decide to get a kit kat from the snack machine. So I bend over, take the candy out of the machine, and as I'm getting back up I look at my reflection in the glass. I see the reflection of someone walking by from my left side, and after their reflection goes behind my head it doesn't come out from the other side. the other strange thing is there was no noise of footsteps or any noise for that matter. I didn't even bother turning around, I just said to myself "I better get my ass out of here quick" and went to my locker.

creepy.

[Jappo]

=You can see the cracking repair mark in the neck joint section.


Ok, thanks alot Bear, and Ethnic! Finally getting my damn guitar I've been searching for months.

[TheSix]

I read this paragraph while imagining the guy in your AV staring through the door. :rofl:


That would be the look I would have...minus the fro:nunchuck: :tup:



Anyone believe that ghosts exist?

I was in the university late today around 8pm -ish. The whole building was silent and empty. So I'm walking to my locker to throw my gym stuff back in there, and decide to get a kit kat from the snack machine. So I bend over, take the candy out of the machine, and as I'm getting back up I look at my reflection in the glass. I see the reflection of someone walking by from my left side, and after their reflection goes behind my head it doesn't come out from the other side. the other strange thing is there was no noise of footsteps or any noise for that matter. I didn't even bother turning around, I just said to myself "I better get my ass out of here quick" and went to my locker.

creepy.

Good choice. Don't be like the movies and start investigating shit.

[VG Emblem]

Yep Louisiana thread is in southwest matchmaking forums...

We currently have 11,346 posts as of now...

LA thread has always been up there cuz we take gaming real seriously because there is literally shit else to do in Louisiana...

We play all fighting games even though there is the Marvel people and the other folks...

We Play games from Maro tennis, Wow, FFXi We have or at least know someone with every system from NES to Xbox 360...

Actually Last year a 2 people in the forums started our own store called Versus...

Well I didn't start it but i went there everyday...

Also Yu- gi- oh Heroclix and magic will be played as well...

Anyways fuck anythread that has more posts than us and definately fuck the WWE thread... Heh, yeah, I checked some of those forums, but most threads that seemed to get a shitload of replies seemed to get closed so I gave up after a few.

Good luck with that, because it seems you're going to be hating this thread soon. :rofl:


wwe thread is the largest thread.

wrestling is constanly going on...

monday: raw

tuesday:ecw
wensday:nothing

thursday:tna

friday:smackdown

saturday:tna repeat

sunday:apparently another tna repeat

plus all the indy events/international wrestling and what not. sumtins going on somewhere. People think everyday, though. Seriously, we're going to take you guys down.


Also, man, Maxx has a 1337 amount of posts in that WWE thread.

[arcticninja]

I don't understand why wrestling is so popular. It's so fucking stupid.

[Worthless]

i loved wrestling when it was super fake like paul bearer and shit.awesome

[TheSix]

I use to be a way big wrestling fan...I guess I just don't care as much anymore. I watch TNA occasionally though.

[maxx]

i like competition thats why i'm attracted to pro-wrestling. yes i know this may sound very contradictory, but wrestling is very competitive...once you look beyond the fact that the matches are pre arranged and have some planned out sets. beyond a few "spots" its really on the fly. And just cause you know whats gonna happen doesn't gurentee you will actually look good doing it, or you will do it right.

and i always find it interesting you never seem to find some no name ameutur wrestler coming through pro-wrestling its always some big named guy. kurt angle,shelton benjamin,charlie haas. these guys did not fuck around in college and obviously olympics for kurt.

and kurt was recently named the greatest shooter of all time by some amerutr wrestling.
personally i wonder who coined the phrase pro and ameutur wrestling...it seems so wrong on soo many levels.

[Murt!]

There's a girl named Fernanda at my school... man does she get teased a lot.

[Lantis]

Hah hah, wrestling affects everyone...even this thread! :rofl: YOU HATE IT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DENY IT! :wgrin:

Anyways, there has been 2 commercials that grab my attention these days:

- The Guiness beer ads. The corny animation using old pictures from the 30's is just awesome. BRILLIANT! :clap:

- The Pepto Bismol rap ad. Especially when they get to the DIARHEA part...they kinda emphasize it a lot with the funky dance. :lol:

[Rico!]

Good choice. Don't be like the movies and start investigating shit.

Its just something I picked up from growing up around black people.

"When we hear something growling in the bushes, we don't like that, we stay away."

[VG Emblem]

Quick question about the movie Saw (I would suggest skipping this post if you haven't seen it):

Was the doctor guy trapped with the photographer in the sewer poisoned by the weird guy in the mask? He was, right?

[Azrael]

Wrestling has really changed over the years. I used to be a big fan back in the day, before it got all "extreme". Back then, they didn't come right out and say it was fake - and although we all figured it was, there was still a part we reserved in the back of our heads which let us think that just maybe, it could be real.

The matches were better IMHO. There were a lot more throws and holds and what not. These days you rarely see them as much. Back then it was really something to see one of your favorite wrestlers caught in a sleeper, be on the brink of losing, then find the strength from somewhere and break out of it.

And theer was much less match interfearance. When I stopped watching, it seemed like every match of importance had someone running in and turning the tide. That got really tiring after awhile. And it's too much of a stretch to have us believe that the refs are that incompetant, that they'd be distracted with the girl standing on the ropes while 10 different wrestlers are beating the champion with steel chairs in the ring.

And then they overdid it with the PPV's. They used to be grand, rare events that you actually looked forward to. Then WWF introduced the In Your House series which took place between every major PPV, and then those IYH'es eventually just became their own PPV's like Armageddon or Revenge or whatever. It was just over-saturation. And too expensive.

I just kind of stopped watching right before the WWF went group happy...so it was before Degeneration X, The Ministry, et al. I came back for a short time...hmm...I guess somewhere around the roster split. I think Kurt Angle was still new. But then I just lost interest again and haven't really watched since. I caught one ep of RAW a few months ago or something and was surprised by how different it was. Apparently, The King is now a face announcer. ...I never thought I'd see the day on that one.

I remember back when Vince McMahon was just an announcer and not the corporate heel. I liked him better as the announcer honestly. I remember once when Bret Hart was pissed off and yelling at Vince on camera, and Vince was trying to play it off like "Why's he mad at me, I just sit here!" and most of the fans were like "WTF?!" Ah, that was truly back in the day.

Old school Undertaker > all though. When the lights dropped and Graveyard Symphony started up, that was simply awesome.

[Sheng-Long]

Original Hulk Hogan theme:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iYd4OcFSMBE

This song is all kinds of awesome.

[Dangerous J]

Old school Undertaker > all though. When the lights dropped and Graveyard Symphony started up, that was simply awesome.

I hate wrestling, but this character was pretty cool.....

[*InVeRs3*]

is the old school undertaker the undertaker from today? They look real different. like today's undertaker took some roids or something. maybe it's just me,

[abacabb]

is the old school undertaker the undertaker from today? They look real different. like today's undertaker took some roids or something. maybe it's just me,
I think there the same person. Im like 80 percent sure. Maxx would probably know, tho.

[Lantis]

is the old school undertaker the undertaker from today? They look real different. like today's undertaker took some roids or something. maybe it's just me,

Yes, they are the same person. Taker has always looked the same to me, except for his growing receeding hair lines. :sweat:

[*InVeRs3*]

Ok, thanks guys.

And family guy sucks.

[Cisco]

I think there the same person. Im like 80 percent sure. Maxx would probably know, tho.

They're the same, but man does he look allot different now. He's seems taller now then he was during the grey glove moments. he got fater too.

Kingdom hearts 2 is the best game i have played on the PS2. I just finished it and man was it a good game.

[JackTenrac!]

I agree with Az. Wrestling was great.

Superstars was sweet. I knew three guys who used to love watching the hell out of those back in middle school, and they had a good reason to. Even when I tuned in back then, there was always something going on, fist-wise. Jake the Snake, Undertaker, Hacksaw Jim Duggin.

Now, if I tune in at any moment, someone's doing more talking than fighting, including Rey Mysterio, Jr. Don't Lucas just brawl?

From what I have seen recently, Nacho Libre looks as if it has more action presently than all the wrestling shows combined in the WWF of 2006...sorry..WWE present day. Also, I believe that they are taking the name change a bit too seriously. WWE...women's entertainment.

--

The crew went hysterical because I threw out the box of my PS 2 Slimline but kept the laptop box yesterday. It was something straight out of a Seinfeld episdoe. I tried to pin it on my mom, but those guys are waaay too clever. What's so special about a product box? does this really make me not much of a gamer?

Aww well, I had to part ways with my PS 2 due to lack of funds. At least is was not my DC. We'll never part.

<3 Mya...my DreamCast

[VG Emblem]

I can't stop laughing at the war YTMND is raging on Scientology.

So thus new sig/avatar.
Thoughts?

[Serpent]

Man what are you guys talking about? Wrestling SUCKED back in the day, you were just stupid little kids at the time. I bet if you were a kid right now, you'd think wrestling and Pokemon or whatever the new cartoon is that kids like was awesome. Even as a little kid, I thought wrestling was hella stupid. Hogan would fight some "super evil" guy every other month that the announcers would hype up, but he would always win. He'd always just randomly start spazzing and stop taking damage. Might as well just watch Power Rangers, it's the same repetitive garbage. Wrestling only got good maybe a few years ago, more like I guess 9 or so years now, when it became more athletic and the stories were good for a bit. It's sucked for the past 5 years or so, but TNA I guess is okay.

I mostly just watch MMA now. There's no point in wrestling because it has nothing to do with your abilities, and it's just shitty wrestlers always being forced down your throat. In MMA, if you're better than everyone else, you can beat them and become champ. In WWe, even if you're the most entertaining person, you can still lose to the guy that's banging the boss's daughter or some wigger that pretends to rap and stupid people claim can wrestle. Atleast in TNA I guess they wrestle. Still, once you start watching real fighting, the stupid fake stuff becomes so dumb usually.

[VG Emblem]

Wow, so you've got your old account back, huh, Serpent?
(It seems it's been like that for a few days already, guess I didn't realize until now.)

[_MJ_#R]

agree with Serpent..

[Mark Beast]

eh, i don't think super paper mario will be like the old mario games...the more pics i see, the more it looks too similar to paper mario ttyd. *sigh*
guess i'll just go back to playing my snes games. paper mario on the gc is ok, but i just feel like hurrying up and finishing it for the sake of completion so that i can pick up mario rpg again. i've had more fun playing that on my 30th + time of beating it than i have playing paper mario for the first time, to be honest.

[Panicked]

I can't believe Rocko's Modern Life was ever a kid's show.

[Dan?]

I can't believe Rocko's Modern Life was ever a kid's show.

Boooooorn to eat friiiiiiiiied fooooood! I miss that show. "You can't fight city haaaaall, you can't fight corporate Americaaaaaa, they are big and you are smaaaaaall, you an't fight city haaaaaall."

Also, did Serp just hate on Hulk Hogan? Much sadness. Wrestling is an age-old American institution founded by the Freemasons and space aliens to better purify the blood of american citizens through unarmed, sweaty-chested combat. Look at all the good wrestling has done for America. Remember the Ultimate Warrior? www.ultimatewarrior.com Yeah...

[Penguin]

I can't stop laughing at the war YTMND is raging on Scientology.

So thus new sig/avatar.
Thoughts?
VG Vmblem, you make a thread complaining about kids being stupid and being trendwhores... And now look at you trend whoring it up with the Scientology shit, just because of YTMND. Grow the fuck up kid!

[Kool-Aid Ryu]

I hope Sony falls on its ass and crys with the PS3.


Its gonna be hillirious when you drop your PS3 ten feet and it breaks in half.

[monbaby]

Hey Million I found the classic sippin on some sizzurp video...


http://youtube.com/watch?v=nF3FGKCU_uU&search=three%206%20mafia

The greatest video of all time right here folks...

[OneInchPunch]

I hate the MCAT. Fucking verbal section:mad:

[Dangerous J]

I hate the MCAT. Fucking verbal section:mad:

taking it in August?

[arcticninja]

i like competition thats why i'm attracted to pro-wrestling. yes i know this may sound very contradictory, but wrestling is very competitive...once you look beyond the fact that the matches are pre arranged and have some planned out sets. beyond a few "spots" its really on the fly. And just cause you know whats gonna happen doesn't gurentee you will actually look good doing it, or you will do it right.



that doesn't make any goddamn sense. You like competition, but wrestling by its very nature is non-competitive.

[OneInchPunch]

taking it in August?
Yep. Last paper exam. Hopefully my last and only I'll ever have to take. You taking it in August?

[abacabb]

I have a pimple on my back. How the fuck did I get a pimple there? This blows.

[Million]

Time for another installment of T.M.I.

Anyone else have a name for their genitals? I've mentioned it in passing before...but my Bone™ does have a proper name...it's TOGURO™. Previously, I called it "Brutus". Yes, TOGURO™ happens to be a reference to the character in Yu Yu Hakusho.(*well, the younger brother...the one who bulked up to godlike strength in the dark tournament.) The reason is the visual, of course. It happens to have some odd and probably creepy resemblance to the 100% powered Toguro in the show....I'm quite veiny, especially down there. haha...my dick looks like it works out at the gym. It's muscular.

Anyone else ever check out your own ass? I'm quite proud of my ass, too. Broads seem to love it, generally speaking. hehe...it's round, muscular...like a rock. I got a great ass. <--I recently found that soundbyte off Limewire some weeks ago..(*funny skit with Joe Rogan and another guy on an Adam Sandler album...the gay weightlifters. Comedy gold right there.)

*it still makes me laugh that dogs can't handle chocolate. I don't know exactly why that's funny to me...it just is.

[maxx]

that doesn't make any goddamn sense. You like competition, but wrestling by its very nature is non-competitive.

no you are incorrect. see thats the misconception, just because of a pre arranged ending and a a couple of spots...you assume its not. when it very much is. the costant training. going on the road for most of the year. going to clinics. trying to learn and devlop as a wrestler and learn new moves. their soo much i cant even explain, it has to be more experienced. but in the end no one truly understands unless u experience it.

[*InVeRs3*]

no you are incorrect. see thats the misconception, just because of a pre arranged ending and a a couple of spots...you assume its not. when it very much is. the costant training. going on the road for most of the year. going to clinics. trying to learn and devlop as a wrestler and learn new moves. their soo much i cant even explain, it has to be more experienced. but in the end no one truly understands unless u experience it.

Wrestling imo was made for actually going to an event and watching it. It's VERY fun if you're watching it live.

[Serpent]

I hate the MCAT. Fucking verbal section:mad:

The Verbal section is the easiest section. That's kind of why I just went and took the LSATs. What's the point of spending an extra year to get more in debt to get less money than I will as a lawyer? Maybe after about 20 years a doctor's salary starts to pull ahead, but I plan on retiring within 10 years.

[raisingstorm]

football slaps are gay: "good job" <<grabs ass cheek>>

[OneInchPunch]

The Verbal section is the easiest section. That's kind of why I just went and took the LSATs. What's the point of spending an extra year to get more in debt to get less money than I will as a lawyer? Maybe after about 20 years a doctor's salary starts to pull ahead, but I plan on retiring within 10 years.
I'm a sucker for pain what can I say? haha I've always had a problem with reading comprehension stuff, never been my forte but that's gonna change or i'm screwed.:wasted:

[SirFritzalot]

I'm sitting directly next to a gaia forum member...what should I do?

-Fritz

[maxx]

Wrestling imo was made for actually going to an event and watching it. It's VERY fun if you're watching it live.

oh i know. i have been to dozens of wrestling shows indy.and wwe. i have also done backyard wrestling and pro-wrestling. but have also done more realistic styles such as mma and muay thai.

[abacabb]

I'm sitting directly next to a gaia forum member...what should I do?

-Fritz
Stand up, turn in there direction, unzip then begin urinating. Then you smack em.

[arcticninja]

no you are incorrect. see thats the misconception, just because of a pre arranged ending and a a couple of spots...you assume its not. when it very much is. the costant training. going on the road for most of the year. going to clinics. trying to learn and devlop as a wrestler and learn new moves. their soo much i cant even explain, it has to be more experienced. but in the end no one truly understands unless u experience it.


how am I wrong exactly? You haven't proved your point at all. You can't have a competition when the victor is pre-decided, that defeats the entire point of having a competition. The whole basis of your argument is "wrestling is competetive because the wrestlers have to train constantly to make it look good".

I think you missed my point entirely. You're saying that wrestling requires a lot of physical training and development. I'm not disputing that. I'm saying that it's not competitive because no one is actually competing for anything.

A hockey game is a competetion. A chess game is a competition. Two guys seeing who can drink the most beer before passing out is a competition. Wrestling is *not* a competiton. Entertainment for some, sure, I can't deny that a lot of people like it. But don't tell me that you like it for the competetion cause that's just plain stupid.

[abacabb]

^^ I think Maxx means he likes the competitive(sp) atmosphere that WWE and other wrestling brands provide.

[Roxie]

I have a pimple on my back. How the fuck did I get a pimple there? This blows.
That's extremely common. Get a loofa backscratcher and clean your back every morning. You can even get shower gel meant to fight pimples, it's so spectacularly common.

[maxx]

^^ I think Maxx means he likes the competitive(sp) atmosphere that WWE and other wrestling brands provide.

yes..not competitive in terms of a goal say getting a medal for winning. but what goes into everything and the match not the actual ending itself.

[Raiko]

how am I wrong exactly? You haven't proved your point at all. You can't have a competition when the victor is pre-decided, that defeats the entire point of having a competition. The whole basis of your argument is "wrestling is competetive because the wrestlers have to train constantly to make it look good".

I think you missed my point entirely. You're saying that wrestling requires a lot of physical training and development. I'm not disputing that. I'm saying that it's not competitive because no one is actually competing for anything.

A hockey game is a competetion. A chess game is a competition. Two guys seeing who can drink the most beer before passing out is a competition. Wrestling is *not* a competiton. Entertainment for some, sure, I can't deny that a lot of people like it. But don't tell me that you like it for the competetion cause that's just plain stupid.

Think of wrestling as a popularity contest. That's where the competition lies. The victor is the person or persons who keeps the crowd coming back for more.

[Rico!]

some crazy shit...I passed by that same snack machine and I heard one of the coils turning inside. As I get closer to it, it stops. A haunted snack machine...and I have to pass by it every day!

[JackTenrac!]

Why tournaments in anime, btw?

it seems to be so cliche. There's always someone to ruin the tournament because of evil intent, but people enter anyway to get their ass kicked or die, or lose with great shame. My balls are bigger than yours, so let's fight and power up a mysterious evil being before he shows up and attempts to rule the world.

You'd think that Terry/Kyo got the picture after the first KoF. Andy did. 9 tournaments later.

I think the karate crap is going straight to the creative aspect of the plot itself, making it boring. Heck, even stupid One Piece has it. Beserk did it, but we all knew that the guy entering with the big arse sword clean such house. That's a good way to do it. No men turning into monsters, no underaged women, no nerdy looking kids beasting everyone. Just a good set of matches drawn with blood, sweat, and a two point pencil.

And whaat's the deal with 12 yer. old kids fighting in these? Did they really get a permission slip filled out for a TOURNEY?

--
Before I die, I have to kick a dog in the nose just to see if my crouching roundhouse is potent.

Lazy...

[abacabb]

That's extremely common. Get a loofa backscratcher and clean your back every morning. You can even get shower gel meant to fight pimples, it's so spectacularly common.
I usually use a loofa sponge to wash but I recently found out that my uncle was using the same sponge as me to wash his,um, personals.

[maxx]

Why tournaments in anime, btw?

it seems to be so cliche. There's always someone to ruin the tournament because of evil intent, but people enter anyway to get their ass kicked or die, or lose with great shame. My balls are bigger than yours, so let's fight and power up a mysterious evil being before he shows up and attempts to rule the world.

You'd think that Terry/Kyo got the picture after the first KoF. Andy did. 9 tournaments later.

I think the karate crap is going straight to the creative aspect of the plot itself, making it boring. Heck, even stupid One Piece has it. Beserk did it, but we all knew that the guy entering with the big arse sword clean such house. That's a good way to do it. No men turning into monsters, no underaged women, no nerdy looking kids beasting everyone. Just a good set of matches drawn with blood, sweat, and a two point pencil.

And whaat's the deal with 12 yer. old kids fighting in these? Did they really get a permission slip filled out for a TOURNEY?

--
Before I die, I have to kick a dog in the nose just to see if my crouching roundhouse is potent.

Lazy...

lol wellll i think the fighting animes with 12 year old kids are mainly based..purely on my theory of ernie reyes jr. kids a legend in martial arts.

this kid at the age of 12...was taking out full fledged adult black belts.

ernie reyes jr you may know as keno in tmnt 2 or the brazilian in the rundown.

[Cisco]

I really can't achieve my goal of quiting smoking. I can't last a day with out a stick, cigars don't work for me because eventually i'll be looking for ciggs. If only there were pills that help destroy the nicotine urge.

I'm thinking of trying hypnosis, you guys think that shits for real? I want to be a non-smoker because i can feel the lack of air and my lungs getting fucked up. I really don't have the will power especially when i'm at home having nothing to do.

[Stabby]

Yeah, that shit is called "back-ne"

Bear,

The tournament allows fights to happen that wouldn't logically have a reason to exist. Why would Neji and Naruto ever have a fight? Or Lee and Sasuke (kinda bad example)? It is an easy way to have shit happen without needing a lot of backstory for it to make sense.

Also, it allows for more fights. And that tourney in Berserk was just there to show that Guts is the greatest swordsman in the Midlands.



Also, we have no fucking food. And I've never been as poor as I am now. I only have credit, and I've been eating bread and drinking water for the past three days.

[OneInchPunch]

I really can't achieve my goal of quiting smoking. I can't last a day with out a stick, cigars don't work for me because eventually i'll be looking for ciggs. If only there were pills that help destroy the nicotine urge.

I'm thinking of trying hypnosis, you guys think that shits for real? I want to be a non-smoker because i can feel the lack of air and my lungs getting fucked up. I really don't have the will power especially when i'm at home having nothing to do.
You try the patch or gum yet?

[Sheng-Long]

lol wellll i think the fighting animes with 12 year old kids are mainly based..purely on my theory of ernie reyes jr. kids a legend in martial arts.

this kid at the age of 12...was taking out full fledged adult black belts.

ernie reyes jr you may know as keno in tmnt 2 or the brazilian in the rundown.


yeah, great genetic hand dealt to him + early start + work/motivation = Ernie Reyes Jr.

Kinda like Benny Urquidez, guy came from both fighter parents (fighter dad, and wrestling mother) and he was black belt by 14 (this was back in the 60s so it was unheard of).

Which reminds me, both Benny Urquidez and Ernie Reyes Sr. were in Street Fighter (as trainers for the actors IIRC), which pisses me off :annoy: because of how piece of shit the action turned out in that movie even when the talentless director had these two at his disposal and never used them properly!!! :annoy: :mad:

*breathe*

....serenity now....

I really can't achieve my goal of quiting smoking. I can't last a day with out a stick, cigars don't work for me because eventually i'll be looking for ciggs. If only there were pills that help destroy the nicotine urge.

I'm thinking of trying hypnosis, you guys think that shits for real? I want to be a non-smoker because i can feel the lack of air and my lungs getting fucked up. I really don't have the will power especially when i'm at home having nothing to do.

Try nicorette patches? nicorette gums?

Well you live in Manila, if the cigarettes don't kill you first, the air pollution will.

[maxx]

I really can't achieve my goal of quiting smoking. I can't last a day with out a stick, cigars don't work for me because eventually i'll be looking for ciggs. If only there were pills that help destroy the nicotine urge.

I'm thinking of trying hypnosis, you guys think that shits for real? I want to be a non-smoker because i can feel the lack of air and my lungs getting fucked up. I really don't have the will power especially when i'm at home having nothing to do.

it works for some but not all people. hypnosis is fickle, like i believe theirs a belief if u dont believe in it, it doesnt work. but i dunno never been hypnotized..i say its worth a shot when you wanna do sumtin as serious as quit smoking.

[Bowling Pin]

smoking is the shit.

But 6 bucks for a pack in New Jersey, WTF?!

[Shade]

Cigs? EWWWWWWW.

Weed? OH HEEEEELLLLLLLLLL Yeah!

[Stabby]

Avatar from wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeere?

[Shade]

Eureka 7, courtesy of Mastere Chibi!

[TheSix]

800 Services

Who the fuck...? Exactly. For a good while, I ignored the calls. I never really paid them any attention. Even though they have been calling for months...im always to pre-occupied with something else to notice or care for the most part(also may have something to do with the fact that I don't like running to the phone everytime it rings like everyone else in my family). But lately, it is seriously pissing me off. Who are these people? They call at fuckin 7am...7:10am....7:22am....you get my point. On this rare occasion today when I am actually expecting a very important call, I have to stop what I am doing(most of the time playing a good game), only to be interrupted by who else....800 FUCKIN SERVICES! I've told them twice already today to take me off the list. Yet the calls continue. Please call my house agian and see what the fuck happens. Now your simply playing with my emotions.

[GreyFoxx]

Talked too 2 ex's this past week current ex had a wet dream of me Ohh Snap!!!

[abacabb]

800 Services

Who the fuck...? Exactly. For a good while, I ignored the calls. I never really paid them any attention. Even though they have been calling for months...im always to pre-occupied with something else to notice or care for the most part(also may have something to do with the fact that I don't like running to the phone everytime it rings like everyone else in my family). But lately, it is seriously pissing me off. Who are these people? They call at fuckin 7am...7:10am....7:22am....you get my point. On this rare occasion today when I am actually expecting a very important call, I have to stop what I am doing(most of the time playing a good game), only to be interrupted by who else....800 FUCKIN SERVICES! I've told them twice already today to take me off the list. Yet the calls continue. Please call my house agian and see what the fuck happens. Now your simply playing with my emotions.
I hate that shit. These Motherfuckers have no respect. Cablevision once called my house at 6am. 6 motherfucking AM! My mother said we are on that no-call list but yet these mf'ers keep calling.

[maxx]

I hate that shit. These Motherfuckers have no respect. Cablevision once called my house at 6am. 6 motherfucking AM! My mother said we are on that no-call list but yet these mf'ers keep calling.

i'm pretty sure its illegal for them to call that yearly. its like from 8am-6pm or at least in mass it is.

[kimjongiLL]

edit: Ah-ha... a couple of hours of thinking to myself has helped me regain my composure and let me think up a new technique to use as well.

Keep going until the she says, "Stop". It doesn't matter what her body language is (since shy girls are uptight about getting physical.) From there, you either get laid, or you respect her as the classy, respectable woman she is, and thank her for the wonderful evening.

Girls like sex just as much as guys after all. Only they're 100 times more selective about their partners than guys are. I don't know about fat, but even the ugly and dorky ones get hit on by so many guys, they simply wouldn't have time to do them all, so they're forced to be selective.

Anyway, when the girl wants it, it's your job as the man to take the initiative, since no woman wants to be thought of as a slut.

Attraction isn't a choice after all. Boyfriend, married, or whatever. It's just my job to be emotionally strong enough not to get upset when she leaves me (the bad boy/lover that excites her) to go back to her steady/provider man when her biological clock starts ticking.

[Rico!]

I just removed every useless person from my cell phone's phonebook. I like having a small circle of 'aquaintences'.

EDIT: ^^^ I knew that whining sounded familiar

[Serpent]

I'm having a bad week. I can't close any of the women I want to close, and it's driving me crazy. I know I've said fuck this forum twice already, but old habits die hard, and I need to nerd it up again to vent my sexual frustrations and complain (even though complaining is something a man should never do). I hope it will even me out and help me regain my composure again.

You pervs and voyeurs know you want it (http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=3A25664D29AB1B73).

Don't bother replying. I'm promising myself right now I'm not going to read any of them.

...so you got banned?

How about you don't bother posting if you don't want replies...

[Jappo]

So I got an email the other day from "Doris Something or other" and it turns out its one of those people that try to scam you for money

" Oh my husband and I were taking a trip to Nigera or something and he died with other rich farmers so I need to transer 2 million to another account so [somebody] gave me your email, so give me your bank account number and whatnot...."

Obviously it's a scam so I decided to mess around and agreeing, and I told "Doris" that "I couldn't give them my phone number, but I had a friend who is a banker and he says to give me your bank account number" to try to twist things around on them, and I got a replay saying "What do you mean? Do you want to help me or not?"

Now I want to continue on with this shenanigans, but I dont know what to reply with? What should I tell "Doris"? I plan on playing with this person's head by writing back with wierd shit and pictures, but I'm out of ideas.

[JackTenrac!]

Attraction isn't a choice after all.


Alot of alias' these days.

Just for those who missed out on the last few episodes of The Thinking Out Loud Thread v. 2(or Random Thoughts as statd by Taichi), here's what you'll need to know:

Serp's Attorny was actually Serpent, who is now Serpent again due to the curse being removed or something...kimjongiLL appears to be kcxj. Not sure what happened.

...that went well.

[DropOff]

Random thought, I don't feel comfortable posting in this thread. Because I wasn't here from the start.

[Jr7891]

Ok, so I was talking with a few friends online about Street Fighter 2 coming to XBLA.

So these random gangsta kids come in and talk mad shit.

We tell them to shut the fuck up. They say that shit back and sound mad dumb. Its like they had to do a quick look around to see if daddy was sleep, and then build the courage to finally say fuck.

Then they say that Street Fighter sucks, and that we should go get Fight Night 3 instead.

I tell them that Fight Night 3 is no where near realistic, and ot boring after a month or so.

They then say that no one is even playing Street Fighter anymore. I apply their logic to Knockout Kings (They don't even know what this is) and they just sound dumb, then try to play it off as if they have been playing that actively for a good 8 years now.

Turns out they were 50 cent fans, and rode the latest trends like the whores they were.

They stayed in the room despite the fact that everyone was making fun of them, beating them, and proving them wrong.

And finally, when someone mentions their wife, they start trying to make jokes on how shes a whore. We ask for the kids name and he give us his adress and myspace and shit.
They even talk about their parents like they are rich, and have been together happily for years.

I look at him, then realise he looks familiar. So off to my amateur photo thumbnails.

His mother was there, looking drunk as hell, and participating in a gangbang. I tell him to get on AIM and I sent him that shit. The two kids quit the room, left me feedback, and I think they killed themselves.

Damn 10 year olds... When will they learn to stop playing M rated games, and talking about people, until they KNOW that their mom was never in a poorno and probally cheated on their dad.

[arcticninja]

Random thought, I don't feel comfortable posting in this thread. Because I wasn't here from the start.


don't sweat it, most of us weren't here from the start either. Reality check: you're worried that a clique-within-a-clique on the internet won't accept you.

It's ok man, as long as you don't act like a jackass post all you want.

[Azrael]

I noticed an interesting thing while playing Alpha Anthology yesterday.

I was using Karin, and fighting Dhalsim. I won of course. One of Karin's win poses is for her to stand there and try to look cute or something while her butler rushes out and gives her a milkshake.

I've been playing A3 for YEARS, I don't know why I never saw this before...but in the background, you had Dhalsim's poor wife on her knees crying, meanwhile rich white girl's butler comes out and presents to her a milkshake.

...Who said video games aren't realistic?

[RaishinX]

I've been playing A3 for YEARS, I don't know why I never saw this before...but in the background, you had Dhalsim's poor wife on her knees crying

Are you kidding me? She was standing there the whole fight, turning her head when you whale on Dhalsim, and clapping when he nails you! Have you ever played Elena's stage in Street Fighter 3: New Generation? In round 2, when you're at the bottom of the village, you can see two fighters that bear an uncanny resemblance to Sagat and Adon fighting in the background. At times they stop and stare in awe at the fight you're fighting. Sagat's wearing pants, and I can't see his eye patch but he is bald and the Adon-lookin' guy is a dead ringer.

His mother was there, looking drunk as hell, and participating in a gangbang. I tell him to get on AIM and I sent him that shit. The two kids quit the room, left me feedback, and I think they killed themselves.

Damn 10 year olds... When will they learn to stop playing M rated games, and talking about people, until they KNOW that their mom was never in a poorno and probally cheated on their dad.

I swear to God I don't think I've ever heard of someone getting owned that badly.

[Azrael]

Are you kidding me?
No...I meant I've been playing Karin for years, so I've done the Karin/Dhalsim match on that stage I don't know how many times...I've noticed Dhalsim's wife of course, but only yesterday did I notice the stark contrast between poor crying wife with knocked out husband on the ground and rich white girl getting a milkshake from her butler.

[Cisco]

Try nicorette patches? nicorette gums?

Well you live in Manila, if the cigarettes don't kill you first, the air pollution will.


I don't know if they sell that here. I've been looking at drug stores for them and i never found them. Your second sentence is another reason why i need to quit, do you know how bad the pollution is in the area of my school? I don't live in the subs of manila, i live in the city and the city = pollution every fuckin place.

[RaishinX]

No...I meant I've been playing Karin for years, so I've done the Karin/Dhalsim match on that stage I don't know how many times...I've noticed Dhalsim's wife of course, but only yesterday did I notice the stark contrast between poor crying wife with knocked out husband on the ground and rich white girl getting a milkshake from her butler.

Oh. Yeah it's pretty fucked up.

[Dan?]

Random thought, I don't feel comfortable posting in this thread. Because I wasn't here from the start.

So long as your not kimcxjill or whatever, you can pretty much just roll in here whenever. I'm using my amazing Premium Powers to grant you safe passage into this thread.

Cyberpunk is awesome, and I can't wait till it all comes true. Sure, having corporations run the earth would suck (since it's pretty much already happening), but crazy HUD's in my retina, spine-jacks for interactive pr0n, and everyone packing SMGs and radio-controlled drones that play personal theme music as they patrol the streets. Sweet.

I got to play SFAA last night. Gief, Birdie, Adon, and Cody ftw.

Has anyone played Half-Life 2 Episode 1 yet? I really want to play it, but Jar Jar looks like he'll ruin the whole gig...

[Jr7891]

I was going to consider it for 8 at Circuit City, but its a waste of time, and only worth it for the story.

I beat it at my friends house in like 3 hours, and the whole way through, I was wondering if this was just some shitty mod with great graphics or what?

Too much leading Alyx and others around. Alright battles. Same shit you did for hours in HL2.

They say you are better off playing a few mods.

A few good ones are Half Life Substance, Hidden Source, Dystopia, GMOD 9, and try a few map packs.

Get the story summary off of Gamefaqs or something.

[Dan?]

I saw a friend play it for all of twenty seconds, and here's what I heard:

"A combine zombie...kinda...kinda like a zombine, eh? Get it?"

All I could think of was 'KittenRun'.

[BudaFuka]

HAHAHAhaha, KittenRun, those were the days...

[arcticninja]

so this is a conversation I had at work today. This all started cause our work decided to do a world cup themed potluck.

me: meh, I'm not bringing anything cause I can't cook. Plus I don't really care about soccer.
co-worker: yeah, and what about baseball? They wouldn't do something like that for baseball.
me: that's because baseball sucks.
cw: and what about CFL?
me: CFL isn't a real sport. CFL is football for retards.
cw: but it's a better game! It's harder than NFL!

ok, at this point I decide to tear into him. For those of you that don't know, CFL is Canadian football. And yes, it really is football for retards cause it has different rules from NFL football. But dumb Canadians get this idea in their head that "different" = "harder" and by consequence CFL > NFL. Which is just plain stupid.

me: What? How is it harder than NFL? Explain this to me.
cw: the field is longer!
me: ...that doesn't make the game harder.
cw: and you only get 3 downs!
me: again, you haven't answered my question. This doesn't explain why CFL is "harder".
cw: it makes it harder to get a touchdown.
me: that doesn't make the game harder. If it it's harder for the offense, it's *easier* for the defense.
cw: that makes the game harder.
me: how? If it's harder on one side, it's easier on the other side. It's a two-way system, if you push on one side, you pull the same amount on the other side.
cw: it still makes the game harder.
me: that's a retarded argument and you know it.


then everyone laughed at him while he grumbled.

[fishjie]

So...I'm curious sometimes...why PC gamer fanatics go on and on about how their precious PCs beat consoles in graphics...and yet they apparently turn off most or all the special effects when seriously into something like a FPS? Yeah, superior graphics alright...too bad you guys typically turn everything down to ugly Saturn/psx1stgen-level 3d visuals for the sake of optimal framerate.


easy - when playing fps multiplayer, frame rate is much more important if you care about winning your matches. even that one extra frame is the difference between life and death.

when playing single player, you can turn up all the effects and enjoy a superior experience.

and trust me, even with all the effects turn down, its nowhere near as bad as an ugly Saturn/psx1stgen-level 3d visuals. you're exagerating.

and really, the only effect that usually gets turned down is the resolution. running an fps at maximum resolution is very taxing. however you can easily get away with turning on all anti-alias, shadows, lighting, water etc effects at a slightly lower resolution.

[VXT]

I found$3 today, now i'm goign to buy lotto tickets to see how lucky I really am.

[Taito]

Does this board have a 'post your picture' thread? Well, I don't like advertising my face on the Internet a lot, but I got photographed and posted on some UK nightclub's website.. (I'm in the Ecko shirt)..

http://zestnightclub.net/2005/newgallery/PhotoGalleryManager/applications/PhotoGalleryManager/images/Saturday3rdJune0643.JPG

UK clubs suck.

[KryptoniteBoots]

windows vista is pretty but it's really nothing original, it just stole shit from others and threw a start menu on it while dumbing most of the shit down. It is pretty though, but poor people will not enjoy it because it takes a pretty good comp to use of the features seamlessly.

do people ever get advice from about a girl from srk members that actually works for them. and why the hell are those post so fucking long, there is always some usless facts in there...

I hate those MAC commericials with the chubby looking gates dude being a pc and some younger guy being the mac. Fucking macs freeze too, windows can emulate macs the way they can emulate windows thanks to their intel chipsets, apple is so happy about it's like 5 programs that are good but everything else is made for windows and mac gaming is gay......as person who works with computers daily that shit upsets me, especially when my comp hasn't frozen in over a year......except when i was testing out the overclocking features, and can macs even be overclocked?

i'm getting fucked up tonight.

[fishjie]

Does this board have a 'post your picture' thread?

yup, its right here:
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=112193

PimpC: you dont at least find those commercials hilarious? i think the best thing about Mac is that its running Unix under the hood, so with Boot Camp or Parallel you get three operating systems in one:
Mac OS, UNIX, and Windows.

[KryptoniteBoots]

yup, its right here:
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=112193

PimpC: you dont at least find those commercials hilarious? i think the best thing about Mac is that its running Unix under the hood, so with Boot Camp or Parallel you get three operating systems in one:
Mac OS, UNIX, and Windows.
Some are them are funny like when the PC dude just stops talking because he froze. That was funny until the mac was saying how it didn't freeze.......there are 2 PCs and a Mac in my house, guess what freezes the most.

[Dan?]

Truth, PimpC.

My roommate has a mac, and here's a play-by-play of some of our convos:

Roomie: Dude, come in here for a sec.
Me: Yeah man, what's up?
Roomie: Check out how slick my OS is! It's got all these cool icons I can roll over on the bottom...ooh, and I downloaded this wicked weather tracker thing. I love this thing waaaaaay more than a PC.
Me: Uh-huh, that's cool man...*begins to leave*
Roomie: Wait, where are you going?
Me: I'm going to go listen to music on iTunes then play some games.
Roomie: Minesweeper and Solitaire?
Me: ...no, Unreal Tournament and Half-Life 2.
Roomie: Oh...
Me: Yeah...um...have fun with your little pencil box or whatever.

[OneInchPunch]

Truth, PimpC.

My roommate has a mac, and here's a play-by-play of some of our convos:

Roomie: Dude, come in here for a sec.
Me: Yeah man, what's up?
Roomie: Check out how slick my OS is! It's got all these cool icons I can roll over on the bottom...ooh, and I downloaded this wicked weather tracker thing. I love this thing waaaaaay more than a PC.
Me: Uh-huh, that's cool man...*begins to leave*
Roomie: Wait, where are you going?
Me: I'm going to go listen to music on iTunes then play some games.
Roomie: Minesweeper and Solitaire?
Me: ...no, Unreal Tournament and Half-Life 2.
Roomie: Oh...
Me: Yeah...um...have fun with your little pencil box or whatever.
haha owned. But seriously, what sets macs and pcs apart? From what i know, there's more software made for pc's and that macs are great for graphic design. And since macs emulate windows now, can macs handle windows better than a pc?

[KryptoniteBoots]

haha owned. But seriously, what sets macs and pcs apart? From what i know, there's more software made for pc's and that macs are great for graphic design. And since macs emulate windows now, can macs handle windows better than a pc?
they both can emulate each other but of course the PC run PC software better and Macs run Mac software better. And for the most part that is the biggest difference but not just graphic design, also for film and music editing according to the people i've met in those majors. I do none of that so i'm fine with my PC.

Also, all the cool little shit that Macs could do that PCs could not, microsoft raped with vista. I think i'm going to run them next to see if Ms didn't steal something from them.
Roomie: Minesweeper and Solitaire?
Me: ...no, Unreal Tournament and Half-Life 2.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
minesweeper and solitaire.....i think that these games did get vista updates...i'll see when i get home.

[fishjie]

supposedly mac runs windows better than a pc runs windows. i dont have a link. but yeah the whole gaming thing is pretty moot, since with parallel or bootcamp you can just switch to windows and play unreal tournament...

but i already bought and built a new PC a few months ago so hell if im gonna buy a mac. i think if you dont build your own PC then i dont really see the point of owning a PC because the crap they bundle on a Dell or Compaq (hell sometimes they even bundle in spyware :rofl: ) is way worse than a Mac, which actually has cool stuff with it. The point of a PC to me is the ability to choose all your components, build it, overclock it, mod it, etc... Macs dont really have that.

I am very disappointed with Vista. They were originally going to introduce this new file system that was basically a database, which basically meant that finding and organizing files suddenly got a whole lot more powerful. Being a huge nerd, I was very stoked about this. but they SCRAPPED that feature. all vista adds is cosmetic shit to make it look like Mac OS, I dont think they added any actual useful features. i'm really disappointed.

Win95 was a HUGE leap over windows 3.1 in terms of better architecture and stability.
Ditto WinXP over Win95.
But Vista? What does it really bring to the table thats compelling enough to stop using XP? I can install shit that makes XP look prettier if I really wanted to. But I dont.

[KryptoniteBoots]

supposedly mac runs windows better than a pc runs windows. i dont have a link. but yeah the whole gaming thing is pretty moot, since with parallel or bootcamp you can just switch to windows and play unreal tournament...

but i already bought and built a new PC a few months ago so hell if im gonna buy a mac. i think if you dont build your own PC then i dont really see the point of owning a PC because the crap they bundle on a Dell or Compaq (hell sometimes they even bundle in spyware :rofl: ) is way worse than a Mac, which actually has cool stuff with it. The point of a PC to me is the ability to choose all your components, build it, overclock it, mod it, etc... Macs dont really have that.

I am very disappointed with Vista. They were originally going to introduce this new file system that was basically a database, which basically meant that finding and organizing files suddenly got a whole lot more powerful. Being a huge nerd, I was very stoked about this. but they SCRAPPED that feature. all vista adds is cosmetic shit to make it look like Mac OS, I dont think they added any actual useful features. i'm really disappointed.

Win95 was a HUGE leap over windows 3.1 in terms of better architecture and stability.
Ditto WinXP over Win95.
But Vista? What does it really bring to the table thats compelling enough to stop using XP? I can install shit that makes XP look prettier if I really wanted to. But I dont.
I remember a test that gamespot did saying that pc runs windows better and vice versa, but yea i'm on vista now and it's just a rape.....if they would have still tried to use WinFS (the new systems they were planning on) this thing would be pushed back even more, and we know MS is all about the money...

[Serpent]

Dell sells computers for pretty cheap and has a great warranty with it, something you don't get if you build your own. What I did was simply format and clean install XP on my HD, and just install the drivers that I wanted from Dell. There's pretty much no software I can think of that you need from Dell. And it's not like you're exactly getting any to begin with either, aside from the useless junk that you're never going to use anyway. I should probably write down how to boot from a CD and other stuff on a Dell PC/XP, lest I forget. That's pretty much all you need to know.

[fishjie]

yeah Dell machines are pretty solid, just be aware that their customer service has really gone down the shitter over the years. With desktop its not that bad since most of the time you can just open up the box and try and fix it, but with laptops its a lot harder to fix stuff on your own. and relying on dell support is a pretty bad experience.

but yeah, formatting the HD and clean install the OS is the right call. I cant believe the sheer quantity of junk computer vendors throw into the machine out of the box.

[Million]

well, so far...my G4 has not crashed or frozen at all, and I've had it over a year now...and it belonged to someone else before. Usage--internet of course, the whole file-"sharing" thing, some video stuff now, burning to dvd/cds, and adobe photoshop/imageready/Illustrator...actually, I think Illustrator is still on the G3, whatever. I love the Mac propaganda commercials, with the young/hip guy representing the Mac....particularly the one about viruses. The fat PC is sick, and mentions "you know how it is." Young/hip Mac is like "...no...no actually I don't."

*Kroger wins today: I picked up a large Freschetta's pizza...4.01 with the Kroger Plus card. I think they actually beat Walmart in cheapness this time, on this particular item.

and speaking of my cheap lifestyle....so I got my 2nd real electric bill. I was thinking it would be a little more expensive, since I turned on the AC 2 or 3 times....and I was right....previous check was 25.14. This one is....drumroll please...27.85!!! :rofl: Once again...I remind you that this is for a 1-month period of service. My level of cheapness is simply unparalleled.

[Roxie]

Publix >>> Kroger

[VG Emblem]

Is it some kind of tradition to make your MSN Messenger screen name all stupid with all those weird symbols and long ass messages in them? Mine's just VG Emblem, but most people on my list are all like `”°º×·ï¡÷¡ï·(v)r¡÷¡ï) I'm bob I rule if I'm not on I'm most likely playing blah blah blah ÷¡ï·(v׺°.

Seriously.

[Panicked]

Is it some kind of tradition to make your MSN Messenger screen name all stupid with all those weird symbols and long ass messages in them? Mine's just VG Emblem, but most people on my list are all like `”°º×·ï¡÷¡ï·(v)r¡÷¡ï) I'm bob I rule if I'm not on I'm most likely playing blah blah blah ÷¡ï·(v׺°.

Seriously.

The reason they have those symbols instead of their name is because you don't have MSN messenger plus. They probably changed the color of their name, or something.

[VG Emblem]

Naw, I'm pretty sure that's not it.

Doesn't look like any type of code, just stupid random symbols.


Look:

[Panicked]

Naw, I'm pretty sure that's not it.

Doesn't look like any type of code, just stupid random symbols.


Look:

No, I'm sure it is. Try it first.

[Jr7891]

Well, no wonder. You have 4 friends. They probally are bored, and just decided to build with the characters.

Its just a string of pixels. Don't slit your wrists over it. Go make new friends, preferably Myspace whores that haven't caught on to the fact that there are more symbols on the keyboard than the letters and the numbers.

[TheSix]

Whoever said Mac emulates Windows better than windows actually runs it is living the Mac daydream.

XP emulation on mac is LAUGHABLE at best unless you are doing something really basic(try running a game and see if it runs the same way it does on PC). Besides, you bought a Mac in the first place...you know the differences and shortcommings, deal with them.

[VG Emblem]

No, I'm sure it is. Try it first.
Code doesn't look like that, it's just a bunch of symbols. If you can actually show proof, then I'll believe you.


Well, no wonder. You have 4 friends. They probally are bored, and just decided to build with the characters.

Its just a string of pixels. Don't slit your wrists over it. Go make new friends, preferably Myspace whores that haven't caught on to the fact that there are more symbols on the keyboard than the letters and the numbers.
I have 5 friends just because I really don't care about just having a ton of friends for showing off purposes, unlike some other people.

It's mostly just people I know well from Warcraft 3, nothing else. I have like 40 something friends on AIM, and goddamn it's fucking annoying trying to chat on that when like 5 or more people are IMing me for no reason.

[Panicked]

Code doesn't look like that, it's just a bunch of symbols. If you can actually show proof, then I'll believe you.



I have 5 friends just because I really don't care about just having a ton of friends for showing off purposes, unlike some other people.

It's mostly just people I know well from Warcraft 3, nothing else. I have like 40 something friends on AIM, and goddamn it's fucking annoying trying to chat on that when like 5 or more people are IMing me for no reason.

Well, if you'd like to keep the symbols, by my guest. I apologize for lacking the forsight to take before and after screenshots.

[mr. newbie]

when it comes to religion and helmets, wormsauce fortitude.

[Rico!]

Friday nights suck for me. I'm do whatever in the city on my own, and all these happy couples are walking all around going out to party/drink/fuck. Its like god is saying "hahaha, you're single again...loser"

Tonight I saw a guy in a Tuxedo holding hands with a woman that had the body of a top porn star. Curvey in all the right areas, blonde, and a beautiful face. The only thing I could think was "how much did he pay for that?"

---

I love playing fighting games so much, yet I never get any better at them. *sigh*

---

Levels we all hated. Sonic 3. Anyone remember the carnival stage with the rotating cylinders? I'm sure no one knew how to get by that one part of the level until they found out that up and down move those things.

Water Temple. Ocarina of Time. This dungeon drove us all CRAZY. Unless you bastards were using a strategy guide.

I also can't stand levels in games where the entire level is nothing but all of the previous bosses in the game. The Megaman games are quite infamous for this (yet acceptable). Wind Waker did the same thing and that wasn't a good idea at all.

[Jr7891]

The Sonic levels I hated were all of the water ones, and in Adventure, the levels when you had to find shit.

I don't play too much megaman, but I enjoyed fighting the bosses again, to see how powerful X had gotten.

I got to the part when you met the owl in wind waker, then I had to leave.

The only Zelda games I have really loved have been the oracle games on GBC.

Those two were fucking genius, and I even have shorrtcuts on my desktop to go straight to them.

Really, the only levels I hate in games are the ones when they change shit too much from the norm, and it doesn't work.

Like, the water levels in Super Mario 64. DOA 3's and 4's last bosses. Mortal Kombat Decaption's boss (FUCK KAMIDOGU!!!), and the Syphon Filter levels where you have to be extremly stealthy.

[TheSix]

I neverminded the water levels in Sonic. Except, when I was a little kid, the drowining music use to scare me a bit.

That huge eel in Mario 64 use to scare me too. The camera was so limited that you would be swimming, and then it would come out of no where and it would be all you could see on the screen.

I hate those fire dungeon levels in the side scrolling Mario games. The music scared me in that too....

[fishjie]

Whoever said Mac emulates Windows better than windows actually runs it is living the Mac daydream.

XP emulation on mac is LAUGHABLE at best unless you are doing something really basic(try running a game and see if it runs the same way it does on PC). Besides, you bought a Mac in the first place...you know the differences and shortcommings, deal with them.

well i dunno about gaming, but at the office, someone set up our development environment (microsoft visual studio, sql server, internet information systems) on his new macbook and it seems to work pretty well. and development is pretty intensive resource wise, although it obviously doesnt tax the graphics card.

of course, these observations dont really mean anything without benchmark results which i dont have. if anyone can provide some, then there can actually be some facts and solid numbers to the debate.

[JackTenrac!]

Friday nights suck for me. I'm do whatever in the city on my own, and all these happy couples are walking all around going out to party/drink/fuck. Its like god is saying "hahaha, you're single again...loser"



Same here...well, usually now because of my new job. They just appear out of the woodwork. Forgot my keys at the job last night, so I had to go all the way back downtown to get them, and believe me, you wouldn't want to go back single there. Especially in the asian territory before you get downtown. Low, high maintenance girls/women HK flick style duds with random non-english dribble.

One even sported some winter-like jacket with kickerboxer pants and open toed high heels that made a clicking sound, all dolled up.

--

Some random girl was a skitz on the bus, engaging in two separate conversations that night : her and someone on her phone, and my personal favourite, her and herself. Nice skirt, by the way...but hell, the dual person in one was quite the interesting mess. She kept hanging up, talking to herself, picking up, calling. A woman behind her looked at me and we came to the conclusion:

The puppet show was too good!


I also can't stand levels in games where the entire level is nothing but all of the previous bosses in the game. The Megaman games are quite infamous for this (yet acceptable). Wind Waker did the same thing and that wasn't a good idea at all.

Try Fire Emblem 7, where all of them show up way more power than they were before, but...they are undead. If they have a powerful magician on the other side waiting for me kick his or her arse, it's all good to me. As long as it's explained properly, I'll just say,"... meh....that went well."


--

Security guards are looking younger and more punk rockish these days. They even read Psychology on the job. :S

[*InVeRs3*]

Damnit. I need about 500 million dollars.

edit:

no9176, I know this is late but i think you should've finished the job and made that girl cry. yeah it makes me an ass to say that, but i never said i was a saint or anything. friend zone sucks.

[RaishinX]

Man, I blew hella chunks on the street last night...and it felt damn good.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I also can't stand levels in games where the entire level is nothing but all of the previous bosses in the game. The Megaman games are quite infamous for this (yet acceptable).

Enough said. Nothing frustrated me more than having to whup on the ALL of the bosses I just raped.

[Panicked]

Enough said. Nothing frustrated me more than having to whup on the ALL of the bosses I just raped.

Viewtiful -fucking- Joe.

[RaishinX]

Enough said. Nothing frustrated me more than having to whup on the ALL of the bosses I just raped.

Aw man. That takes me back to Streets of Rage. The two twin chicks in the first game fucking suck to fight. They're not hard to beat if you know that patterns, but memorizing that is another story entirely.

[Dan?]

That whole 'hey, fight the boss again' jazz kept me from ever completing Viewtiful Joe, a game I dearly enjoyed up until that point.

[RaishinX]

This just in:

For those who have more than one SRK screen name, ya better 'fess up and not try to hide your handles, cuz I can find out who you are. I have been perm banning people for having multiple screen names on this forum. Start 'fessing up now and don't cry later, cuz when one of you guys get banned, don't cry that I didn't warn you.

First Victim for today = Bear Ryoma who had 3 other handles on here

NOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs* "how could....how could you do this to me....." No really, kinda fucked up.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Raishin speaks the truth. Nothing will drain my enthusiasm more than recycling a boss character I generally hate or was insanely difficult to begin with. And considering the fact that the average gamer won't care to memorize (or recall) the old fighting patterns of "dead" people, it feels like utter hell to deal with. Especially if their reintroduction to the game sucks to boot.

I usually throw in the towel after a few attempts if I haven't used a strategy guide to get that far. I shouldn't have to beat on the corpse I spent five hours trying to beat in the first place. That is ridiculous.

[Rico!]

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3189803&postcount=1

The fuck? that was posted today! At least give the guy a day or two to respond.

no9176, I know this is late but i think you should've finished the job and made that girl cry. yeah it makes me an ass to say that, but i never said i was a saint or anything. friend zone sucks.

Wow someone else agrees. Anyone who saw that little episode that day tells me "man you shouldn't have done that she looked like she was going to cry afterward blah blah blah". Shut the fuck up please. I've had enough of this treat women better because they're women. (No I don't mean physical violence, because that IS wrong) I mean "ok i better not saying anything mean because girls are sensitive." Fuck that. Would anyone care if it was a guy crying? You know for sure everyone would be standing around laughing, maybe someone would even have a camcorder on hand. But when its a girl everyone thinks "Thats so messed up. Lets assume that girl is completely pure and innocent and did nothing at all to piss that guy off. He's such an asshole."

There's my rant about stupid shit for today. When I say I treat everyone equally, I sure as hell mean everyone. And for the record, I didn't yell at her because she friendzoned me, but because she wouldn't get out of my face when I was having a bad day. She just broke that last nerve.

Friendzone sucks especially when you make it clear from the beginning you only wanted to fuck her.

[maxx]

ya know married with children only truly got extremly good once bud hit 18...thats when the fun really started on that show in my opinion.

[RaishinX]

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3189803&postcount=1

The fuck? that was posted today! At least give the guy a day or two to respond.

I cannot be the only guy that wouldn't have missed kcxj, had he been banned.


Wow someone else agrees. Anyone who saw that little episode that day tells me "man you shouldn't have done that she looked like she was going to cry afterward blah blah blah". Shut the fuck up please. I've had enough of this treat women better because they're women. (No I don't mean physical violence, because that IS wrong) I mean "ok i better not saying anything mean because girls are sensitive." Fuck that. Would anyone care if it was a guy crying? You know for sure everyone would be standing around laughing, maybe someone would even have a camcorder on hand. But when its a girl everyone thinks "Thats so messed up. Lets assume that girl is completely pure and innocent and did nothing at all to piss that guy off. He's such an asshole."

Oh God, tell me about it. Then they get all sobby when ya tell 'em to shut the fuck up and walk 15 feet behind you with a hot rag on their face. I can't believe that people expect me to cater to women as if their less than human, or incapable of understaning reality. I hate to put it like this but those bitches should just man the fuck up. It's quite ridiculous actually. They wanna vote but they don't wanna get their asses kicked. They wanna wear pants but they don't wanna get put in their place. And don't get me started on how arrogant and overly sensitive they can be.

[Dan?]

I for one will miss Bear greatly. Carry on you brave astro-warrior. Carry on.[/Viking Funeral for Bear]

Also

I cannot be the only guy that wouldn't have missed kcxj, had he been banned.

You are not alone.



They wanna vote but they don't wanna get their asses kicked.

Upon reading this I left work, got in my car, drove over to the corner store, purchased a small carton of milk, drove back to work, drank some of it, then spurted it out my nose all over the screen.

[Hunter D]

Anyone know how to use mysql?

[fishjie]

hmm i feel bad whenever i make a girl cry. its not that you have to treat women better, you just have to treat them differently. women are illogical, emotional, often have crippling issues with their self worth and self image, and as a result are often times crazy and ready to burst into tears. they say all that bullshit about wanting to be equal, but thats just bullshit that deep down they know they dont want and know is a double standard.

on an unrelated note, so me and airthrow go drinking and we got 5 shots of jaegarmeister (it was 2 dollar shots of jaegar that night), 1 shot of jose curevo tequila (complete with salt and lime), and one long island (2.5 shots according to the bartender - which is surprising since I had been under the impression that it was 3 or 4).

So that's roughly 8.5 shots. I had been hoping to get him drunk, since I had failed to do so on his 21 run a few weeks ago. By the end of the night I was rolling around on the ground being an obnoxious drunk and throwing water bottles and shit. Airthrow didnt even feel a thing! that guy knows how to hold his drink. What a thug. And yes I am a light weight drinker. Cost-effective is how I like to see it.

Anyone know how to use mysql?

do you need help setting it up or do you need help writing queries? set up is a bitch. once you actually install the thing though, theres a good php admin utility that you can use to manage it. i dunno, i personally hate mysql so i dunno how much i can help.

[FistsofFury]

I really can't achieve my goal of quiting smoking. I can't last a day with out a stick, cigars don't work for me because eventually i'll be looking for ciggs. If only there were pills that help destroy the nicotine urge.

I'm thinking of trying hypnosis, you guys think that shits for real? I want to be a non-smoker because i can feel the lack of air and my lungs getting fucked up. I really don't have the will power especially when i'm at home having nothing to do.


There's a pill called Zyban that tells your body you are getting nicotine, it makes it a lot easier to quit for lots of people.


smoking is the shit.

But 6 bucks for a pack in New Jersey, WTF?!


Heeeeellll naw. I really hate that they are 5 bucks in Michigan. But whatever I shall just have a treasure chest full of cigarettes whenever I return from someplace where they are cheaper.

My thoughts on smoking: Right now, I acknowledge the notion that I am terribly addicted to smoking. But I still enjoy the activity, and I accept that there is a good chance I am shortening my life. I accept that if I continue this behavior I could get one..or a whole bunch of the painful and eventually fatal illnesses that come along with it.

But shit...if I live long enough to catch lung cancer...that in itself is...a bit of success isn't it? You've managed to avoid death for so long that you get taken out by an activity you've been doing for 20+ years catching up to you? Shit..I think that beats being murdered, dying in a fiery car wreck, overdosing on heroin or just the inifinite number of 'at the wrong place at the wrong time's that claim lives. At least the doc can give me a

"You have two to six months of pretty constant pain left, and then you're going to die."

In a way that would be a relief. Finally....a deadline. A ticking clock to set on the kitchen table for a life that just seems to go on and fucking on. We all think death is so damn far away, tha tlife is just boundless opprotunity that will just last and last. That we'll see our children have children, and we'll see those children have children. Well for a good chunk of us that isn't true. So why do we assume it is?

If I got a ticking clock handed to me, it would be like God turning on the 'wrap it up' sign from Chappelle's Show. Then I'd get to wrapping it up.

LIFE'S A BITCH AND THEN YOU DIE THAT'S WHY WE GET HIGH CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA GO....

Disclaimer: I am only 20. No wife, no kids, no people that I feel 'in charge of'. I don't even have any pets. That could be why I'm so 'devil may care' about things. I have a feeling once this world gets some hostages out of me I'll be trying to stay as long as I can.


Cigs? EWWWWWWW.
Weed? OH HEEEEELLLLLLLLLL Yeah!

I still can't roll, I've been trying. I looked up how to really roll with some damn skill on the internet, I checked back later and the fucking site was gone. It had pictures and everything! It covered everything! I was mad. THE MAN shut it down before I could learn.


Random thought, I don't feel comfortable posting in this thread. Because I wasn't here from the start.


The password to this little spot is 'rugby'.


but I got photographed and posted on some UK nightclub's website.. (I'm in the Ecko shirt)..

http://zestnightclub.net/2005/newgallery/PhotoGalleryManager/applications/PhotoGalleryManager/images/Saturday3rdJune0643.JPG

UK clubs suck.


You looked bored, black and british. Well done. It was communicated excellently.

[Murt!]

LMAO at the nigga with the fade in Taito's picture.

[Serpent]

The truth is that there is a reason why society was set up the way it was for thousands of years. Feminism is just going to result in the downfall of civilization. I still don't understand it actually...if women really want to go work, and be "equal" go fucking ahead. I want to be a househusband to mantain the balance. I will take care of the kids, go shopping, buy jewelry, nag, etc. I don't know what kind of idiot would give up a life of leisure to go WORK. Don't women know how much work sucks? Even a child can understand that.

[FistsofFury]

The truth is that there is a reason why society was set up the way it was for thousands of years. Feminism is just going to result in the downfall of civilization. I still don't understand it actually...if women really want to go work, and be "equal" go fucking ahead. I want to be a househusband to mantain the balance. I will take care of the kids, go shopping, buy jewelry, nag, etc. I don't know what kind of idiot would give up a life of leisure to go WORK. Don't women know how much work sucks? Even a child can understand that.

Work ---> Money ----> Possibilities.

That is why I work. But I know you know that

[Azrael]

ya know married with children only truly got extremly good once bud hit 18...thats when the fun really started on that show in my opinion.
I was just thinking about MWC yesterday. You're right though, in the early days it was just kinda a hard luck family. Kelly wasn't THAT stupid, Peggy wasn't that much of a lush yet, Bud wasn't that much of a loser, and Al didn't hate life. Then they hit their stride and the characters fell into their roles and it just got better. Plus, Darci > Steve.

Anyone remember how many times they tried to use MWC to launch another show. Al's "old friend from out of town" would come to visit him, then the whole show would end up focusing on these new characters. It happened a lot, and it never worked, not even once. :rofl:

[OneInchPunch]

This just in:
NOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs* "how could....how could you do this to me....." No really, kinda fucked up.
I concur

snip
I agree to a certain extent. The whole rushing off to fulfill personal goals while negleting/leaving the child raising responsibliities to someone else has created a society where parents don't care and will buy little Johnny whatever he wants to buy their love. But the issue comes down to women saying why do I have to assume this role just cause its been this way for so long. And since men have been traditionally the breadwinner they feel wierd if the woman is bringing home the money. You could also blame it on the materialism of society where you need two parents working to afford the lavish lifestyle they want. Becomes a catch22 since now little Johnny is being neglected and becomes ingrained with the idea of materialism. And it just sprials down from there. wow i had a lot of run ons.

edit: i lost track of my point. If women wanna work, then fine I don't care, but when it comes to children, something's gotta give. Be it the father or mother's career.

[VG Emblem]

Wow, Bear being banned like that sucks ass.

Do you think Pryde will bite my head off if I ask him to give Bear a chance?
I mean, he was a good member. Never broke any rules, liked by most, everything.

I understand if it had been posted for a week or whatever and Bear didn't fess up, but just instantly like that is unfair.

[Hunter D]

do you need help setting it up or do you need help writing queries? set up is a bitch. once you actually install the thing though, theres a good php admin utility that you can use to manage it. i dunno, i personally hate mysql so i dunno how much i can help.
I just dled it and don't know shit about. I can use oracle so I figure that setting up queries is the same. I just wanted some tips man. If you could hook me up with some or know a site that gets straight to the point you definetly need to holla at me.

Edit: Why did bear get banned?

[Taito]

-Just finished watching that MGS4 trailer in HD res.. unbelievable-looking.

- The early MWC episodes (right up to all that Grandmaster B stuff) was just some of the funniest and quote-worthy shit I've seen in a sitcom, but it seemed to level off after that.. plus the show got harder to watch later on when the audience clapped and cheered for no reason.. I mean they always did that but it got a lot worse twoards the end of the series. I don't see how anyone thought the end of the series was funnier than mid-series stuff (like when Peg beat Al at bowling a perfect game without even trying, when Bud and Kelly went to court for a car accident, but to each his own, when Bundys and D'Arcys went mining for gold, etc.) but to each his own. At least nobody's saying MWC isn't GOAT status.

You looked bored, black and british. Well done. It was communicated excellently.

I'm not British.. you got 2 outta 3 right tho.

[VG Emblem]

Edit: Why did bear get banned?
Check that multiple accounts crackdown thread Pryde made. It's on his first post, seems unfair to me. (And others, I'm guessing.)

[XZalla]

This may be a "no shit sherlock" thing to you guys but a few days ago I found out that Bob Sapp resembled Craig Marduk....

Before I found out I was thinking about it for a second and I wanted to see if he did, so I googled.

At the end I laughed and went to sleep. :/


Craig Marduk - http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ycg3ntLJ79PATM:cronoscafe.ifrance.com/temarduk.gif

Bob Sapp - http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:PdnEYmLs0uBKtM:http://www.thefightgame.tv/pride_shockwave_2005/bob_sapp_01.jpg

[Murt!]

^^^ Marduk is based on mostly Nathan Jones, and Goldberg and some other people.

Bear had THREE other accounts, and having just one extra account is listed as an offense in the rules. He should've known it was coming.

[VG Emblem]

Still, at least a few hours to respond would've been nice.

Did he actually use the accounts or what? I remember I created 2 others by some weird e-mail problem, he could've done the same.

[Million]

The Angela Simmons' Show (*the rest of the world calls this "Run's House" for some strange reason)is back, and she's looking tastier than ever. Big sis Vanessa is looking good too....my focus is Angie though. I would do such things to that girl...such things.

Boston Market is good eats.

[Rico!]

Check that multiple accounts crackdown thread Pryde made. It's on his first post, seems unfair to me. (And others, I'm guessing.)

Seriously. That sticky has been there since 10am this morning. Had it been "You all have 3 days to fess up or get banned" would have been a little better, rather than banning him on the spot.

Unless he did something with his other accounts we all didn't notice...

[ethnic_scrap]

This may be a "no shit sherlock" thing to you guys but a few days ago I found out that Bob Sapp resembled Craig Marduk....

Before I found out I was thinking about it for a second and I wanted to see if he did, so I googled.

At the end I laughed and went to sleep. :/


Craig Marduk - http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ycg3ntLJ79PATM:cronoscafe.ifrance.com/temarduk.gif

Bob Sapp - http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:PdnEYmLs0uBKtM:http://www.thefightgame.tv/pride_shockwave_2005/bob_sapp_01.jpg

For even more mindblowing material, there's a video on youtube with Bob Sapp playing Tekken 4 using ...Craig Marduk!

[Cisco]

I think i've finally found satisfaction in my career choice. Multi-media arts. Every single personality test i've taken all summed me up to be artistic. I'm an artist and i think it's an outstanding future for me because arts is were i'm great at.

I want to be a full fledged visual artist, from freehand/digital illustrations, graphics, web designing, all of it. Anything with in the field of visual arts. I'm still thinking of taking computer science after i graduate from my course, stuff like computer engineering (i'm good at math just so you know) just for a sideline. But i'll still be an Artist. But i don't know where to use my artistic skills. Should i go on the entertainment road: Do stuff for anime industries, businesses, marvel comics, and disney? Or should i become a teacher - college professor? Teach kids how to make graphics and enhance their arts skills, and also teach comsci classes? Teachers IMO, is the most respectable profession. You can't have doctors, lawyers, chefs, web designers, etc with out a teacher. I don't know. What do you guys think is cooler? I adore good opinions and advice; w/c is why i bother to ask shit.

[TheSix]

Girls are retards. I would have been the 2nd grade spelling champion if this bitch(Veronica Perez....I REMEMBER YOUR NAME!) didn't ruin it for me. They put us in teams of 2 and of course I get teamed with that idiot. Yeah it was a good decade ago...but still! Qualm...the "L" is not THAT silent is it? Die please.

...I wonder what she looks like now though...

[Hunter D]

Post some of your work Cisco.

[Panicked]

Girls are retards. I would have been the 2nd grade spelling champion if this bitch(Veronica Perez....I REMEMBER YOUR NAME!) didn't ruin it for me. They put us in teams of 2 and of course I get teamed with that idiot. Yeah it was a good decade ago...but still! Qualm...the "L" is not THAT silent is it? Die please.

...I wonder what she looks like now though...

This totally reminds of that of Hey Arnold! where Arnold was asked to throw the spelling bee so Helga could win. In the end, Helga does the right thing by purposely misspelling "qualm."

[TheSix]

^^ I was just watching that ep. It's what made me want to post. They just HAD to use the same word in that ep <_<