The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2 [Archive] - Page 36

Cisco

06-17-2006, 09:23 PM

Post some of your work Cisco.

I'll post them once i get a scanner. I'm already saving up for one. I can barrow my cousins but for some reason my drawings turn blue (literately) so i'm forced to color it in photoshop w/c takes too long. I'm very good in free-hand illustration, my photoshop skills (like avatar making) are average at best but i'm getting there. I don't think my digital illustration skills are anywhere in the league of the guys in tagmonkey, but i'm studying the program so i can make the tools. I can make the stuff seen in tagmonkey and deviantart if i know how to work those softwares in their best potential. I did post one of my anime drawings here before, but it was only a head shot.

I'm currently working on some X-men drawings for school. I don't know if this will sound good to you guys, but i'm drawing the x-men in anime style just like in marvel vs capcom 2. My project was supposed to convert some famous characters into the format of my own style, so i chose x-men and i'm currently drawing them in the anime format. They looked good in MVC2 just for you guys who have doubts about that.

The characters i've decided are: Rogue, Wolverine, Cyke, Psylocke, iceman, Gambit, Jean grey, night crawler, shadowcat, Storm, and beast. And ofcourse, magneto, juggs, collosus, and pyro for the villains. The thing is i highly regret on this descision since it's not easy drawing these characters. They're way too many, and wolverine is a fuckin piss off to draw.

edit: just so you know, animation isn't easy. It is damn hard, i get pissed off at my friends when they comment with shit like "that's easy". I would give anything to see them pick up a pencil and make something impressive, just for them to realise how hard my course is. I am required to learn anatomy and not just memorize the functions but memorize is completely because it's part of drawing realistic characters and stuff. Drawing certain parts of the body is harder than trying to memorize the functions for the quiz. Not only is it aggravating to draw the human body but it's also painful in the end, i've encountered stiff necks and fucked up fingers because of the long hours of drawing the body+the skeleton + the organs. All that work i endured gave me the reason of thinking of shifting to different courses.

Sheng-Long

06-17-2006, 10:05 PM

I'll post them once i get a scanner. I'm already saving up for one. I can barrow my cousins but for some reason my drawings turn blue (literately) so i'm forced to color it in photoshop w/c takes too long.

Just do edit > auto levels on Photoshop, or adjust the levels/colors/contrast manually. You don't need to color them.

I'd actually love to see your work, please post the ones you could scan from your cousins.

Cisco

06-17-2006, 10:10 PM

^ ASAP, i will... Is their a way i can just scan it with out my drawings becoming blue? Do i really need to use photoshop to have it look the way it is?

Sheng-Long

06-17-2006, 10:15 PM

^ ASAP, i will... Is their a way i can just scan it with out my drawings becoming blue? Do i really need to use photoshop to have it look the way it is?

I dunno I don't have a scanner,but I get the blue thing when I take a pic of a drawing using natural light, I have to use photoshop to fix the exposure levels.

*InVeRs3*

06-18-2006, 03:44 AM

The truth is that there is a reason why society was set up the way it was for thousands of years. Feminism is just going to result in the downfall of civilization. I still don't understand it actually...if women really want to go work, and be "equal" go fucking ahead. I want to be a househusband to mantain the balance. I will take care of the kids, go shopping, buy jewelry, nag, etc. I don't know what kind of idiot would give up a life of leisure to go WORK. Don't women know how much work sucks? Even a child can understand that.

That's funny. I was about to post a less harsh version of what you were going to post up but you got to it first.

Rico!

06-18-2006, 07:33 AM

"Hanging With The Popular Girl"

We all know this girl. She's insanely hot and has tons of guys wanting to fuck her. There's one at my university and she can be seen just about any time of day hanging out with her rather large harem of guys. Just out of curiousity I decided to sit with this group on friday (I normally don't like being associated with a group of people, but I knew one of the guys in her harem). It was just to see what makes this girl so popular.

The reason? Well...(get ready for it)...they just want to fuck her. Surprised? The thirty minutes I sat with them was spent trying to control my anger. (it takes alot to get me angry, but complete stupidity will throw my restraint out the window) The girl is not in the least bit intelligent. She told everyone about failing her calculus test again, which she is also retaking for the second time (along with some other classes she failed). She is also not funny or interesting in the least. Besides talking about clothes she wears, her boyfriend, and failing class, she kept saying random things during the conversation as if she were funny. And her harem laughed. Every time this happened I could feel my blood pressure rising. I wonder if girls like her realize they only have "friends" because they are hot?

If I may refer to this song http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/itjustgetworse.html#27
Unfortunately the song itself is not as good as its lyrics.

She even had the audacity to single me out and say "whats wrong with you do have any sense of humor? You've been sitting this whole time and I haven't even seen a smile out of you." Oh this bitch done went and HAD to say something. (Mind you all I've been doing is eating and observing these people quietly) I replied with a simple sigh, then said "You're just not funny." Her harem bursted into laughter and "oooooh"s. The only thing she did was nod her head and continue eating, until she was able to change the subject. I'm definitely on her bad side now.

Gooood...

The harem was a completely different story. You know those japanese dating sims? You say certain things to whichever girl and you get things added to her meter. Whoever has the biggest meter goes on a date with you. I thought of these guys in the same way. Throughout lunch time, each was competing in his own way for this girl. When she sneezed, 3 guys handed her napkins, and when she took the closest one, replied with a "Thanks jeff". Jeff's meter filled just a little bit, and inside himself he thinks "SCORE!!", as his opponents look at him with contempt. The entire conversation was mostly "I'll say something to score points with Jenn, or ask her something directly to get her to talk to me and me only." If the latter occured, everyone would jump in, to see which person's answer had more priority in getting her attention. Yes, a competitive conversation. Deep inside I was laughing my ass off. Men can be pathetic sometimes.

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"People watching" is now a hobby of mine. I like eavesdropping on people's conversations and seeing what they do in their everyday lives. And of course its NY, so you don't know what you'll see in a day.

Listening in on girl conversations leads to my head exploding. Far more incomprehensible than quantum physics.

EDIT: never mind. apparently "People watching" is when you make up stories in your head about random strangers passing by. Not my cup of tea...I simply just look out for people doing crazy shit.

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Am I the only fucking person on earth that doesn't smoke weed?

monbaby

06-18-2006, 08:13 AM

Am I the only fucking person on earth that doesn't smoke weed?

Lol...

Actually you are in the majority...

I know a LOT more people that don't smoke weed...

Either cuz it's illegal...

They hate the smell...

Or they think it will kill them...

It's just more socially acceptable to drink instead of smoke...

But don't get it twisted they are all drugs...

Even the ones prescribed by doctors...

They all drugs with side effects...

Azrael

06-18-2006, 08:43 AM

I don't smoke weed either. Just a few years ago I used to be hardcore against mind-altering substances, even alcohol. I've changed a lot since then (I'll drink beer and get drunk with the best of them) but I've just never seen any reason to smoke weed or do anything other than alcohol.

*InVeRs3*

06-18-2006, 10:01 AM

Married with Children has got to be one of my favorite tv shows of all time because it's just real.

In high school I used to watch popular girl #1987 and random mid tier popular girl who isn't as pretty as the top #1-3 popular girls, but had ass or titties to compensate for being facially challenged. It was a sad sight on both sides. The guys get friend zoned and try to leave it, and the girl needs to get cock slapped, then cum'd on with satan's fiery, acidy cum for being a dumbass, and for doing such a mean thing by giving these guys false hope.

It's sad. It really is. It reminds me when you're in 2nd grade, and your teacher tells you that ANYTHING is possible. You startbelieving your dream of being a baseball player who has super powers (of course, every kid wanted super powers), you knew that it so far out of reach but since your teacher is telling you it is, you start to think that it's going to happen.

Serpent

06-18-2006, 12:02 PM

I concur

I agree to a certain extent. The whole rushing off to fulfill personal goals while negleting/leaving the child raising responsibliities to someone else has created a society where parents don't care and will buy little Johnny whatever he wants to buy their love. But the issue comes down to women saying why do I have to assume this role just cause its been this way for so long. And since men have been traditionally the breadwinner they feel wierd if the woman is bringing home the money. You could also blame it on the materialism of society where you need two parents working to afford the lavish lifestyle they want. Becomes a catch22 since now little Johnny is being neglected and becomes ingrained with the idea of materialism. And it just sprials down from there. wow i had a lot of run ons.

edit: i lost track of my point. If women wanna work, then fine I don't care, but when it comes to children, something's gotta give. Be it the father or mother's career.

Women logic is dumb, but of course we had all known this. Why would you want to give up your "role" when you have the best one? That's like saying if you were born rich, you give up all your money and become a monk because you didn't want to be a rich person in life.

And it has very little to do with men "feeling weird." Women marry up, it's just that simple. Women don't want to support a guy or marry one that makes less than them. Guy's don't really care.

I'm not sure what I'll eventually do. All the girls I've dated are complete garbage and not worth marriage, they're just fucktoys or something to pass the time. I don't think there is a marriageable girl anymore. I was going to bestow my (probably) 6 figure income on a woman that can care for my children, can cook, take care of the house, provides spiritual/emotional support etc. But now I guess since I don't need to make money for someone else, I'll just take it easy, earn mid to high 5 figures and just spend what I need on myself and on dating. I guess "good" women might be out there somewhere, but I just don't see it. I certainly don't think "good" women are out dating. Maybe they attend church or something. I should start going to church.

Million

06-18-2006, 12:28 PM

^yeah, church appears to be the better spot anyway. Most of them in there are usually thinking/praying "lord, send me a man...". They're not just there to get The Word... they're hoping they just happen to find The One as well.

Super Targets are like a gift from God. Hopefully the one in Nashville I go to is becoming one...they're doing work on it and expanding the building size...so that's my guess as to whats happening there. I'm in Indianapolis at the moment, just came back from a Super Target with Dad.(I'm here for the whole Father's Day father/son bonding thing.

abacabb

06-18-2006, 12:30 PM

Its fucking hot in Ny today. I wish my computer was in my room so i could have the ac blastin. Fucking hot ass livingroom.

VG Emblem

06-18-2006, 01:59 PM

Its fucking hot in Ny today. I wish my computer was in my room so i could have the ac blastin. Fucking hot ass livingroom.
I remember last year when it reached something like 103 degrees, lol.

The thing about California is, it doesn't get very extreme. It's more warm year round, but usually the temperature in the summer doesn't seem to tip over 80 degrees. But it's still sunny as all hell, which kind of makes up for it, unfortunately.

fishjie

06-18-2006, 02:02 PM

I just dled it and don't know shit about. I can use oracle so I figure that setting up queries is the same. I just wanted some tips man. If you could hook me up with some or know a site that gets straight to the point you definetly need to holla at me.

Cool are you working on your own project at home or something? I dunno how much help I can give. This is the set up guide I used:

http://www.analysisandsolutions.com/code/mybasic.htm

it covers stuff like the installation process, as well as how to open the mysql console and start creating databases and tables.

also like I said, there is a good GUI interface called phpmyadmin that should come bundled with mysql that you can also use for database admin.

marcusg

06-18-2006, 02:23 PM

Today is Sunday. Got home from church and went to the basketball court and won 3 out of 5 games. The last game nobody would pass me the freaking ball. The old man on my team kept talking bs. He made 1/10 shots. Half the game was this guy arguing. Why do old people play basketball especially if they don't even play? Anyway it was a good game.

TheSix

06-18-2006, 03:01 PM

I remember last year when it reached something like 103 degrees, lol.

The thing about California is, it doesn't get very extreme. It's more warm year round, but usually the temperature in the summer doesn't seem to tip over 80 degrees. But it's still sunny as all hell, which kind of makes up for it, unfortunately.

Funny you should say that considering it was 96 yesturday.

Rico!

06-18-2006, 03:07 PM

In high school I used to watch popular girl #1987 and random mid tier popular girl who isn't as pretty as the top #1-3 popular girls, but had ass or titties to compensate for being facially challenged. It was a sad sight on both sides.

Ah one of my favorites. I've actually dated random mid tier girl that was friends with (not the one i mentioned before) popular girl. (Although she's only popular among the white guys with thier yellow fever, she's actually just an OK looking chinese bitch) that bitch done went and got in my way!!!

Fuck successful cockblocking. Fuck it even more if its from another guy. Its a notch below being friendzoned.

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It took me four hours, but i finally beat the 3rd dungeon in Majora's Mask, and that shit was a pain in the ass. Thank god for time slow, since I died about 6 times from boss battles.

Murt!

06-18-2006, 03:12 PM

The thing about California is, it doesn't get very extreme. It's more warm year round, but usually the temperature in the summer doesn't seem to tip over 80 degrees. But it's still sunny as all hell, which kind of makes up for it, unfortunately.

Actually, no. Palm Springs was 120 degrees last time I was there.

VG Emblem

06-18-2006, 03:29 PM

Funny you should say that considering it was 96 yesturday.
Seriously?

It was pretty cool yesterday when I went outside, was probably around 5pm or so...

But it really is generally hotter in New York in the summer than it is here, I'm sure of that.

Murt!

06-18-2006, 03:34 PM

Seriously?

It was pretty cool yesterday when I went outside, was probably around 5pm or so...

But it really is generally hotter in New York in the summer than it is here, I'm sure of that.

He's in Oakland, you're in LA. That's the difference.

Roxie

06-18-2006, 03:36 PM

you're twisted Serpent.

VG Emblem

06-18-2006, 03:37 PM

He's in Oakland, you're in LA. That's the difference.

Hmm, then perhaps I should've been more specific with LA instead of California...

Thanks for the correction.

Azrael

06-18-2006, 05:21 PM

Hunter D

06-18-2006, 05:33 PM

Cool are you working on your own project at home or something? I dunno how much help I can give. This is the set up guide I used:

http://www.analysisandsolutions.com/code/mybasic.htm

it covers stuff like the installation process, as well as how to open the mysql console and start creating databases and tables.

also like I said, there is a good GUI interface called phpmyadmin that should come bundled with mysql that you can also use for database admin.
I am going to build a database and screw around with it.

I also want know how to use mysql for building websites. Is it easier or harder to do than in oracle?

Edit: I took a quick look at the page you gave me and mysql seems to be the same as oracle.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

06-18-2006, 06:23 PM

When my girlfriend came out of the shower yesterday, I was playing Alpha Anthology. I went to shower after her, and when I came out I found her reading the instruction booklet. "I wanted to know more about the characters" she said. ...This girl kicks ass.

If I could ever teach her V-Akuma's unblockable, I'd marry her on the spot.

I love your girlfriend already.

I've never had the pleasure of meeting a girl that actually went out of her way to learn a thing about me she wasn't eager to manipulate into her favor. I hope you've got a winner.

Panicked

06-18-2006, 06:52 PM

Rico!

06-18-2006, 07:09 PM

LOL. My brother (who's in high school) brought home some anti-sex propaganda these idiots are always trying to spread. I read through the pamphlet for a good laugh...

It starts out telling you that you'll get AIDS. The only way to avoid it, apparently, is from abstinence (key word telling you this was written for girls). Page 4 says "These days, lots of teens are deciding to postpone sexual intercourse." BUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIT. (On an aside, I haven't met a single girl [over 18] that is a virgin.)

The 2nd to last page:

Be Prepared. Here are some things your partner might say - and some ways you can answer:

"If you loved me, you'd do it with me."
-"If you loved me, you'd respect my decision"

"Everybody is doing it."
-"I'm somebody, and I'm not doing it."

"What is your problem?"
-"I think we should wait. There's nothing wrong with that."

"But I love you!"
-"If you love me, you'll help me wait."

"If you don't want to do it, I'll find somebody who will."
-"I'm sorry I don't mean more to you than that."

:rofl:

Last page starts off with "Congratulations!! You've decided to be abstinent..." I stopped reading there.

Seriously who writes this shit?

Roxie

06-18-2006, 07:10 PM

I generally get interested in whatever my b/f is interested in. I enjoy learning about new things for new things sake. Fuck, I love learning.

And I'm learning about cars the most right now.

Anyway, this is my fave song from The Streets new cd The Hardest Way To Make An Easy Living...it's called War of the Sexes and I'm sure y'all will apperciate it.

I dream that one day i'll have a child
And that child will say to me "dad, what was war?"
But it's not going to happen!

It's a war of the sexes never get it blurred
I beg that you learn 'cause she's cleverer
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

Oi the reason girls flirt is to work out their worth
Whereas men just hanker for the panky to happen
Retain this fact i'm hammering, this fact is gonna matter

What little you think you're getting by her sly
She senses you're near her and smells your desire
The general rule of mine, her intellect will be higher

Your task is to make her notice you fast but hanker when you don't close in after
She knows she can get most dudes but she mustn't know about you
If you screw this all up and then lose all your cool thats when she ends up liking you as a friend

You're not playing at hard to get
You're playing at not getting a hard-on yet

It's a war of the sexes never get it blurred
I beg that you learn 'cause she's cleverer
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

And you wanna know what, listen..

The answer is to get close enough to her but listen the next thing you just totally blank her
You think i'm fucking mad don't ya
but i don't shag on my own
Get somewhere close to the lamb but then glance and turn to the man
You need to get near to the lamb but she doesn't want to feel cramped
Instead of cowering up to the hostile lamb bowl up to the trusting man
It's much easier talking to him, he doesn't suspect you want anything

Just tell him something like
"Did you know cigarette lighters were invented before matches?"
It's abc making a he break with glee
'Cos he isn't suspicious you're trying to muscle into his misses
"Do you know what i'm talking about? Yeah, that's what i'm talking about"

It's a war of the sexes never get it blurred
I beg that you learn 'cause she's cleverer
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

The woman is a highly socially-practised
Master in body language, dab-handed actress
She's calculating all the mad facts and the figures
While you're pretending to listen staring at her tits

It's a war of the sexes never get it blurred
I beg that you learn 'cause she's cleverer
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

It's a war of the sexes never get it blurred
I beg that you learn 'cause she's cleverer
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

Elementary, my dear cousin, elementary
I cannot state this enough
She must not clock your stop
You can't placard your march
Your threws seclude your moves
Or you're colluding well weapon

It's a war of the sexes never get it blurred
I beg that you learn 'cause she's cleverer
How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

And remember not to get hammered either
'Cause people who get hammered don't get to nail!!

Murt!

06-18-2006, 07:12 PM

goddamnit, I want some new ATHF episodes.

Roxie

06-18-2006, 07:21 PM

The only way to avoid it, apparently, is from abstinence (key word telling you this was written for girls).

Not quiet, it's more Bushit.

The government is pushing Abstinence only education and by push I mean giving multi-million dollar grants. Most of these programs give out wrong info or incrediably far-fetched scenarios for getting STDs/pregnant. These programs don't address those who have already had sex nor those whom are gay/lesbian

I'm dead serious..

Don't you love it?

Let's ban abortions and not talk about safe(r) sex!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

RaishinX

06-18-2006, 08:05 PM

Oh yeah, Streets of Rage music? Awesome.

Airthrow

06-18-2006, 08:14 PM

You can tell it's written for girls because it uses AIDs as a scapegoat for their fears of getting their hymen popped, so they have a string of excuses.

AIDs won't go away if you fall in love and get married first, so why not just BANGBANGBANG?

L.one H.iryu S.aga

06-18-2006, 08:28 PM

I'm curious, how did the relationship with that girl from a couple months ago turn out?

Horrible.

She turned out to be yet another stereotypical lying little cunt of a proactive whore. I threw in the towel after that ordeal. Done cashed out my chips while I could and cut my losses. I'm done with any hint of a serious relationship for a long time now.

The next chick had better be prepared to uppercut God and give me dome at the same time before I dare consider otherwise. If her name isn't Wonder Bitch I'm not with it.

Azrael

06-18-2006, 08:36 PM

I love your girlfriend already.

I've never had the pleasure of meeting a girl that actually went out of her way to learn a thing about me she wasn't eager to manipulate into her favor. I hope you've got a winner.
She seems like it. Over the past year she's....

-- Read up to half of the Full Metal Alchemist manga just because I read it.

-- Has learned the proper names and weapon capabilities for Wing Zero Custom and Nu Gundam.

-- Has memorized parts of the original theme song to Mobile Suit Gundam (have you ever heard it? It's like the cheesiest thing EVER)

-- Has read through most of this thread.

-- I've introduced her to YTMND, which she likes a lot. She'll now sometimes bust out a "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ...How could this happen to me?!", which considering the fact that she doesn't even speak English, is hilarious.

-- Has gotten into Naruto. We just watched the end of the chuunin exams/Konoha invasion yesterday. She hates Orochimaru with a passion. ...She does do a wonderful Orochimaru-as-Michael Jackon impersonation though. It's kind of funny, at this point she's already predicted that Sasuke will go bad, and that the Sand Three will come back as good guys.

So it's awesome to have a girl who not only embraces my dorkiness, but makes an genuine effort to get into it and understand it. Lucky I be.

Roxie

06-18-2006, 08:51 PM

I'm so happy for you Az!:lovin:

fishjie

06-18-2006, 09:26 PM

I am going to build a database and screw around with it.

I also want know how to use mysql for building websites. Is it easier or harder to do than in oracle?

Edit: I took a quick look at the page you gave me and mysql seems to be the same as oracle.

never used oracle. I use sql server. the thing is mysql is free while a license for sql server costs like what? thousands of dollars? and i imagine oracle does too?

what programming language and what web server are you using? most people who use mysql tend to do LAMP: Linux Apache MySql and PHP. Because its all free. But they're all a pain in the ass to use and configure properly. blah.

When I used mysql years ago, it seemed like a pretty weak database system. There weren't very much in terms of constraints, triggers, cascades, and they didn't support stored procedures (a way to add programming logic like if statements to queries). They also didnt seem to have too many different data types.

Hunter D

06-18-2006, 10:01 PM

Horrible.

She turned out to be yet another stereotypical lying little cunt of a proactive whore. I threw in the towel after that ordeal. Done cashed out my chips while I could and cut my losses. I'm done with any hint of a serious relationship for a long time now.

The next chick had better be prepared to uppercut God and give me dome at the same time before I dare consider otherwise. If her name isn't Wonder Bitch I'm not with it.
Welcome to the broken man club.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

06-18-2006, 10:05 PM

Welcome to the broken man club.

...

Sup son. Pass me the bitter brew.

Lantis

06-18-2006, 10:26 PM

Man, sometimes watching censored movies on TV just ruins the experience tenfold. Like just the other day when I was watching "Casino" on the Bravo channel.

Now obviously you have seen that whenever a person says a bad word or cusses it is replaced with a less offensive word (like instead of "bitch" they say "witch"). But there was a point where Sharon Stone just snapped on Robert De Niro where she was supposed to shout 'FUCK YOU' at De Niro several times, but instead we have this corny piece of dialogue:

"FREAK YOU! FREAK YOU! FREAK YOU! FREAK YOU! FREAK YOU!"

For some reason that made me laugh for a while. :sweat:

abacabb

06-18-2006, 11:41 PM

XZalla

06-19-2006, 02:00 AM

For even more mindblowing material, there's a video on youtube with Bob Sapp playing Tekken 4 using ...Craig Marduk!
Oh yea! I for got to add that too, shit was way weird. After he lost, he pushed the arcade machine away and I lal'd.

** Just wondering... What happened to the Prince of Masturbation Thread?? Anymore new contest happening? If so, I'm interested in reading this again. It's sad that I didn't get to read all of it, but instead I just read a few posts. :/ **

If you feel awkrad reading this, I feel awkrad typing this....

Manx

06-19-2006, 02:29 AM

never used oracle. I use sql server. the thing is mysql is free while a license for sql server costs like what? thousands of dollars? and i imagine oracle does too?

what programming language and what web server are you using? most people who use mysql tend to do LAMP: Linux Apache MySql and PHP. Because its all free. But they're all a pain in the ass to use and configure properly. blah.

When I used mysql years ago, it seemed like a pretty weak database system. There weren't very much in terms of constraints, triggers, cascades, and they didn't support stored procedures (a way to add programming logic like if statements to queries). They also didnt seem to have too many different data types.
Oracle is nuts. I've heard them charging 15 grand for a service call because the admin requested the wrong support plan. That's just the call. Dosen't include any additional labor. :wow:

Dasrik

06-19-2006, 02:31 AM

The Reaper means business.

fishjie

06-19-2006, 03:36 AM

Oracle is nuts. I've heard them charging 15 grand for a service call because the admin requested the wrong support plan. That's just the call. Dosen't include any additional labor. :wow:

:wow: :wow: that shit is bananas!!!:wow: :wow:

Rico!

06-19-2006, 06:29 AM

whats the point of an alarm clock if I wake up just in time to disable it and then sleep for another hour?

Taito

06-19-2006, 07:07 AM

Oh yeah, Streets of Rage music? Awesome.
Have you seen this? http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3169528&postcount=1241

RaishinX

06-19-2006, 07:24 AM

^ WTF? Damn, pretty cool. Awesome find.

Man, on Saturday, I had a stomach ache the size of Jupiter and a random asthma attack. I could've sworn I grew outta that shit. Add to that I didn't have an inhaler (and haven't had or used one in 8 years) or any way to medical assistance. I was just writhing on the floor in agony for about 20 minutes. Imagine only being able to use 1/3 of your breathing ability, gasping for air, while every breath you take sends a shockwave of pain through your gut. I honestly contemplated killing myself. Trying to survive one problem added to another. Luckily I threw up, which relieved most of the stomach pressure. My ashthma went away about 45 minutes later.

But that was a damn good Whopper!

Million

06-19-2006, 08:55 AM

k..I saw a kinda ragged-looking army jacket at a store in the mall yesterday. The price was 226 dollars. 226 fucking dollars. It didn't even appear to be an "oh-so-exclusive" brand name...just a plain looking army jacket you could probably find cheap in an army surplus store. Anyone that would buy this is a moron...it's really just that simple. There's nothing else...no real nice way to say it. Really, and army jackets aren't even in style, are they?! They're not even in style! So, you buy that...and you've bought a raggedy ass jacket that costed around as much as a Dreamcast on launch day back in 9/9/99.(ah, good memories)...or one of the portable systems with change left over for a game or 2. Yeah, a raggedy ass no-name jacket....and you're out 226 damn dollars so you could basically look like a broke-ass GI Joe reject....and you're not even in line with the current fashions. This is stupid in numerous ways. This same store had a lame ass looking tshirt with some forgettable picture on it...selling for 98 bucks...another shirt was 76. When a fuckin T-SHIRT...a cheap ass T-SHIRT...is selling for much more than a videogame....we have a problem.

..what's the upside? Really? I wish someone would front like this no-name army jacket would add to your game. Bullshyte. This isn't an Axe Effect™ here, folks....this is bootleg GI Joe duds. Terrible. Absolutely terrible. You'd probably get more play in an old ass Members Only jacket from '88.

Hunter D

06-19-2006, 12:23 PM

OneInchPunch

06-19-2006, 12:38 PM

whats the point of an alarm clock if I wake up just in time to disable it and then sleep for another hour?
gotta have will power man or you could just set it an hour early of when you want to wake up that way you wake up on time haha
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People are dumb man, what can I say. What store did you go into? Was it any name brand place? Its along the lines of going into Abercrombie or Hollister to buy a pair of pants that the ass pocket is half ripped off or it has a billion tears in it. The worn and rugged look is cool in moderation but when they purposely go out of their way it get ridiculous. Like the faded jean look that girls wear, I have never seen a pair of pants that get that faded. What makes even less sense is how its faded in the front. How the hell would you get that naturally? Crawl on the side walk all day? And shit is expensive... I don't get it, free tshirts is what I'm all about.

Dan?

06-19-2006, 12:39 PM

A friend and I were playing Halo 2 online last night with some friends, and while we were playing I made some sort of comedic quip (as is my want) which sent us both into fits of laughter. They were good laughs, the kind that keep you laughing long after you've ran out of breath. So we're both just laughing breathlessly and my friend, who is sitting on the left side of the couch, just kind of leans over to the right and his head is laying on the couch. I think 'Oh, he's still laughing too' and ask "You alright man?"

About four seconds pass. "Hey, Scott, you alright bro? Dude? Scott?"

The thought crosses my mind 'Holy crap, is he dead?' and I lean around to see if I can get a look at his face, see if his eyes are open/closed/bugging out.

Then he just leans right back up and blinks a few times. Apparently he was laughing hard, felt at ingling behind his eyes, and the next thing he heard was me asking 'Dude? Dude?' He was out for a good four or five seconds. He was fine the rest of the night, and said that had never happened before in his entire life. I told him he was a rude guest, because no other guest in my home had ever attempted to die in front of me. That's some scary business, people.

SF Alpha Anthology is great. Cody, Zangief, Birdie, and Adon ftw.

I hesitate to say it openly, but I'm really starting to like SSBM. I went from getting kicked around every single match like a rag doll to the top player in our crew in the past two weeks with Ganondorf. I never really liked Zelda games (except for Link to the Past) but Ganon is a monster, his smashes all look cool, and when the crowd cheers for him in the deep rumbling bass, you can't help but bask in it. I'm trying to learn some of the advanced techniques. I can do L-cancels, but haven't fully integrated them into my game yet, and my wavedashing is sporadic at best. In any case I hope to master SSBM so I can beast people and then force them to play better fighting games...like Alpha, 3s, and CvS2.

The more forums I visit, the more I love SRK for what it is. God bless this little forum and its hateful denizens.

XZalla

06-19-2006, 03:55 PM

Right on Dan?, when you got a powerhouse, nothing will get passed you! ;D
To get even better with Gan, just go to www.smashboards.com (if you didn't know the site ;p)

Mastering SSBM won't be that easy man. It'll take you a while.

Azrael

06-19-2006, 05:30 PM

It baffles me how anybody could fall for that Nigerian banking online scam. "Hi, I'm moving millions of dollars, and I need your help, Mr. Complete and Total Stranger. And I'm willing to give you, Mr. Complete and Total Stranger, a fat share of the cut, just because. Even though I'm rich, apparently I have no friends or no ways of moving money that don't rely on asking random strangers over the internet."

Seriously, this is like the stupidest thing ever...but apparently people fall for it. A lot. Unbelieveable.

Warblade49

06-19-2006, 05:46 PM

I wish people didnt fall for it so I could stop getting them in my inbox...

Rico!

06-19-2006, 06:27 PM

I saw the worst looking chin..uh, i mean...chinese couple ever. The guy was dressed about as ghetto as any black guy you'll see on the street (durag included), and the girl was wearing tight ass pants as if she had an ass, and had CORN-FUCKING-ROWS. I've never seen anything so terrible before. Face was pretty bad too.

---

Today every girl at the university decided to have a pony tail. I realized today, that all chinese girls look alike with their hair like that. 3 TIMES TODAY I walked behind some girl saying "hey cindy" then when she turned around I would be like "....oh crap you're not her... nevermind"

---

I have a fetish for girls with long silky smooth legs wearing skirts. Thats why I like summer, rather than winter when girls are in thick wintercoats and PANTS.

Cisco

06-19-2006, 08:18 PM

alright, a friend of mine invited me to do cosplay with him in some Anime conv this september. Now, i am not an anime fanatic and i'm certainly not the type of guy who do something like this, but there is a prize to this. The winner gets a new car, 10,000 P, and gets a picture in some anime magazine. This sounds really tempting but god i think it's humiliating? You think i should join? The prize is the only thing i want, i want a car and money.

Rico!

06-19-2006, 08:41 PM

you wont win unless you have boobs

ethnic_scrap

06-19-2006, 08:53 PM

P10,000? You're going to have to spend almost that much to get a decent costume going, but it's worth it for the car. btw if there's two if you, who gets the car?

Cisco

06-19-2006, 09:01 PM

If i win i get the car. But i don't know, No9176 has a point. It seems i have to be a little girl going to puberty to win... besides, you know what hell i would be in one of those things? On stage and shit? That's, That's not cool.

Roxie

06-19-2006, 09:24 PM

you know, some times I just want to vent. I don't want to hear your opinions on how to fix everyfuckingthing

bigpoppa

06-19-2006, 10:02 PM

LA is great!!!! I'm out here visiting my brother that just moved. This is already my 3rd time out in LA within 3 months. I love them Cali girls!!!!:lovin:

Penguin

06-19-2006, 10:27 PM

you know, some times I just want to vent. I don't want to hear your opinions on how to fix everyfuckingthing
Women :looney:

Panicked

06-19-2006, 10:36 PM

you know, some times I just want to vent. I don't want to hear your opinions on how to fix everyfuckingthing

I never understood this. Why would you -not- want a possible solution to a problem?

Penguin

06-19-2006, 11:14 PM

Did anyone else enjoy the first Parappa the Rappa as much as I did?

TheSix

06-19-2006, 11:17 PM

^^ I did.

Murt!

06-19-2006, 11:27 PM

LA is great!!!! I'm out here visiting my brother that just moved. This is already my 3rd time out in LA within 3 months. I love them Cali girls!!!!:lovin:
LA girls mostly, many parts of Cali have nothin' but skeezers and hoodrats.

VG Emblem

06-20-2006, 01:18 AM

Lol, apparently I'm a homophobe for thinking fandoms of Cloud x Sephiroth are fucking gross and stupid.

06-20-2006, 02:02 AM

Almost got robbed a few hours ago. An interesting way to end the work week, I'll say that much.

What's weird is that he just wanted money...he didn't try to take my CD player or anything like that, but was saying he was gonna beat me up if yadda yadda, give him money, fool started grabbing on my socks, looking for money or drugs or whatever. Unarmed. It didn't get violent because I didn't have any money, and he didn't try to take anything I did have. I was really in a pretty good mood (still am, actually), so I didn't feel like fighting, so I didn't immediately start swinging when he came up close to me.

I'm embarassed, though. He asked me where I was from...I don't know about elswere, but out west, that's slang for asking you what gang you belong to. I haven't been asked that question in years, so I just said "from here," since I was in the part of town where I grew up. That's embarassing...

What I can't figure, though, is why he only wanted money. It's a good thing he only wanted money, though, since that means he didn't take anything, so I didn't have to fuck my night up. Also, he had a dude with him, but he was too far away to do anything (for a while) if I started swinging. I guess maybe it was a drug thing. Dude was screaming and getting all crazy. Trying to rob people is dumb enough, trying to rob black male strangers, unarmed, is pretty god damned retarded. I'm thinking maybe he has a dealer with a cash-only policy? Because even though dude wasn't homeless-looking (typical long white T-shirt and baggy jeans homo), his behavior made him seem to be a slave to the rock...

But, you know what? I win. Me > him. Not because he didn't get anything (and this is in an area where cops drive past on the regular...it was pretty retarded of him to even try that shit). I won't let it ruin my night, and I won't get all defensive about the shit and stop trusting people. You can't live like that. Always looking over your shoulder, all paranoid...clearly the dude is worse off than I am, screaming at people and trying to get over in stupid ways, but it's not even that. There were times, certain places I used to live around where you always had to watch your back, where it was maybe a good thing to be a little paranoid. But I don't have to worry about that anymore.

And I pity him, because he doesn't know what that's like. And I feel bad for anyone he gets over on, because maybe they'll lose that freedom that I have, that I love.

Airthrow

06-20-2006, 02:06 AM

I got PTSD after enough times getting jacked by those white tee wearing faggots comming home on CTA on the Southside of Chicago at 3am from work. I can't say much good about our people as of late.

ShinAkumax

06-20-2006, 02:09 AM

I bought a huge fish tank for 20 bucks at value village. Then I went to the river a grabbed a backpack worth of pretty rocks. Then I stole some plants from the pet store and bought a goldfish. I could look at it for hours.

I never understood this. Why would you -not- want a possible solution to a problem?

The answer is that people of average intellect can figure out the solutions to their own problems just fine.

There haven't been a lot of times when I couldn't solve a problem. That is the case with most people unless it's a deeply rooted problem in their mind/body/soul. Let's not even go there.

Remeber the time you where a little kid and you bumped your head? You said something along the lines of " It hurts. " and your mom rubbed your bump and kissed you? Well the rubbing and the kiss did jack shit about the bump, knowing that someone cared made a difference though. It made you feel better.

Same thing when people. When I walk up to you and say " By the way, my Mom died. " I moslty just want to talk about how I feel. Just knowing that you want to listen to my problems and that you care is what really matters.

I don't want you to tell me the your theories in life and the universe. You are suppose to, but it isn't necessary. Cause no matter what you say, what you are really trying to communicate is " I care. "

So yeah.... my two cents. As you get older, I would like to think that a big part of getting along with women is knowing when to shut the fuck up. Always resort to the strong silent hug while looking into the distace move. It let's them know that even if you don't understand how losing her favorite sandals deeply affected them emotionally. You are there for them... it really isn't about the sandals anyways.

PS: I accept no rubs or kisses from any SRK member nor do I request... If only more people in SRK learned when to Shut the Fuck up...

Tantin

06-20-2006, 02:49 AM

Snip

I been workin' in the flea market so early.. I been workin' here since my Mama was a baby.

Rico!

06-20-2006, 07:44 AM

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I got robbed once by knifepoint when I was 13. I was in a position where I couldn't run either, but luckily the guy only wanted money. He kept saying something about weed. I gave in $20 (I had $60 in my pocket) and he just left after that. Now I have a severe distrust in any random stranger that gets too close to me anymore. I know its not good to be so uncomfortable all time, but its better than being unsuspectingly attacked.

It let's them know that even if you don't understand how losing her favorite sandals deeply affected them emotionally.

that made me laugh for some reason.

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a whole month with no girls. I'm so deprived....

Roxie

06-20-2006, 08:37 AM

I never understood this. Why would you -not- want a possible solution to a problem?
Because I don't need your solutions. I already have mine. I just want to ramble on and get it all out. Ranting is therapuetic. It's like very HUGE sigh.

Basically what ShinAkumax said.

Taito

06-20-2006, 08:45 AM

I finally figured out those are The Sugababes in Roxie's av.. they're cool but their songs (when they actually make original songs and not covers) make no sense.

Roxie

06-20-2006, 08:50 AM

Their music is perfect.

FistsofFury

06-20-2006, 10:26 AM

Penguin

06-20-2006, 10:30 AM

Because I don't need your solutions. I already have mine. I just want to ramble on and get it all out. Ranting is therapuetic. It's like very HUGE sigh.

Basically what ShinAkumax said.
Nobody needs your problems either, they already have theirs. :rolleyes:
Its therapuetic for you, but annoying as hell for the other person, especially when you want them to shut up and listen instead of giving you actual advice.

I been workin' in the flea market so early.. I been workin' here since my Mama was a baby. Just because, the rhythm is slow. That dont mean that you can't flow!

Roxie

06-20-2006, 10:30 AM

try ebay

Dan?

06-20-2006, 10:35 AM

I'm kinda pissed that Game stores are phasing out PS1 games to make room for the next generation. I still don't own all the PS1 games I want to have.

It feels like the end of an era. I feel like an old fogey.

Now back in my day, we didn't have no fancy-pants million man rpg's or whatever it is you kids waste all your money on. No sir. We had Twisted Metal 1, a game about cars with guns blowing each other up. It only had three cars, and only one level with NO terrain, but we loved it by God, and we were thankful! Not like you kids and your lack of respect for your elders. Rabble rabble, grumble grumble grumble blegh.

I'm conjuring up some ideas for a new av, but Quiche is dead or something, and these are some complex ones I'm thinking of...

Roxie

06-20-2006, 10:40 AM

Nobody needs your problems either, they already have theirs. :rolleyes:
Its therapuetic for you, but annoying as hell for the other person, especially when you want them to shut up and listen instead of giving you actual advice.
Hey, if you make my problems yours, then that's your fault!

I'm all for advice when I need it. But don't interrupt, save it for when I'm done venting.

Dan?

06-20-2006, 10:47 AM

Hey, if you make my problems yours, then that's your fault!

I'm all for advice when I need it. But don't interrupt, save it for when I'm done venting.

You want to hear my advice that is both non-threatening and yet is also a two-fold ploy to look intelligent and get in your e-pants?

I think guys should be more sensitiveblahblahblahblahand recognize that you're human, and we all make mistakesblahblahblahblahof course it's okay to vent sometimesblahblahblahblahyeah, he's trying hard, but does he really love you?blahblahblahblah

Taito

06-20-2006, 10:49 AM

Their music is perfect.
If you're being serious, explain what "cooler than the red dress" is supposed to mean..

Panicked

06-20-2006, 11:02 AM

Wow

I suppose I just never thought of it this way, because I don't have many problems, and when a problem does arise, I don't feel the need to complain about them: I try to get shit done without bothering anybody else. Good post. It really put things in perspective.

Roxie

06-20-2006, 11:07 AM

If you're being serious, explain what "cooler than the red dress" is supposed to mean..
it means she doesn't need to put on that dress.

Rico!

06-20-2006, 12:27 PM

PS1 games now considered old...Ah i remember my first game for the system: Crash Bandicoot 2. It was the shit. Then when 3 came out, my mind was blown away. Now when I got the port of Marvel Super Heroes...wow. I actually learned each characters move lists, discovering all the super moves not listed in the manual, trying to go for the biggest combos...Thats how I LIKED fighting games, before all this internet hubbub. I was always trying out new shit to see if I could make my 40 hit combos even bigger. I didn't even know infinites existed in that game until recently. Eventually I was playing the computer at level 8 with handicapped turned all the way down, just to make matches as long as possible.

I remember always wanting an N64 during that time period, just to play mario 64 (I just recently got an N64 with all the good games for it). But N64 games were fucking expensive. $80 for StarFox 64 when it first came out!! I remember that damn toysrus book advertising it. PS1 games were also around $60 when they first came out. Speaking of which, before Getting a PS1 i remember Sonic and Knuckles was the game I wanted the previous christmas. $69.99!!! Wtf were they thinking?

Screw kids these days with no 'preciation for older games. I was only 3 when i first played mario bros on NES and I enjoyed every minute of falling into that first pit!! (or getting hit by that first goomba)

There's an old guy's rant for today (i'm 19 btw)

Serpent

06-20-2006, 01:07 PM

What good PSX games are there? Please list everything, and seperate them into RPG and non-RPG lists. I'm going to grab as many games as I can, the emulation for it is very good. All my games are in New York somewhere, I kind of wish I hadn't given them away though. I didn't think I'd play at all as a law student, but I'm lazy and like games.

arcticninja

06-20-2006, 02:51 PM

it means she doesn't need to put on that dress.

you don't have to sell your body to the night

Airthrow

06-20-2006, 03:00 PM

Because I don't need your solutions. I already have mine. I just want to ramble on and get it all out. Ranting is therapuetic. It's like very HUGE sigh.

Basically what ShinAkumax said.

I think I've posted this before, but this is pretty much the biggest difference between men and women. When women go to their friends about their problems they are doing it primarily to vent, and get sympathy "Oh, that's so horrible", etc. When men are venting to their friends (which is rare anyways) they want to hear from their buddies that the problem is minor and they can easily handle it, reassuring their masculine confidence. Also, if a man's problem is bad enough he has to bitch about it, it means that he's finally open for suggestions (unlike most of the time where unless a man asks for help he doesn't want it, even if he really needs it.)

Roxie

06-20-2006, 03:16 PM

I prefere
hey want to hear from their buddies that the problem is minor and they can easily handle it, reassuring
and empathy as opposed to sympathy

J-ride

06-20-2006, 03:22 PM

Hey, if you make my problems yours, then that's your fault!

I'm all for advice when I need it. But don't interrupt, save it for when I'm done venting.

See, if you present a problem, men want to solve it. Women don't want their problems solved, they just want someone to vent to. This is something that we cannot grasp.

FistsofFury

06-20-2006, 03:49 PM

Saw a kid get hit by a Chrysler 300 on the way home from work. I was directly behind the car that hit him. It was pretty jarring. He just went to get a ball on the other side of the street. He made it, but on the way back he got hit by the car doing about 35. He fell, tried to get up and fell again. Of course his family was out there in seconds and a couple miles down the police were rushing to the scene.

Poor kid. I think he just broke a couple of bones though.

Serpent

06-20-2006, 04:29 PM

This difference is only between stupid women and normal men. A stupid woman wants to complain about things and wallow in her problems, whereas an intelligent woman wants to take charge of her surroundings and succeed. I always kind of knew roxie was in the former, but I had never in my dreams thought that she would openly admit it. Well, part of that is since my dreams don't involve SRK, but whatever, what can you do.

There is absolutely no reason a man should ever listen to a woman just bitch about her problems. If you are dating a woman, generally she will not come whine to you about problems she doesn't want solved; she goes to her female friends or her friend-zoned male friends. If you are in that friend-zone, you are not really a man, but rather a pussy. Man up and grow some balls already.

Million

06-20-2006, 04:48 PM

"PS1 games were also around $60 when they first came out"

hmm...nope. I remember they all costed 49.99....the normal video game price.Either you were dealing with those retarded Canadian prices, or someone ripped you off for years. haha. The 59.99 games I remember were n64 games, mostly...along with the occasional SNES game, and the occasional NES game. I think 1 or 2 Genesis games were that price as well....whatever, I remember most games being 50...hence my phrase "normal video game price".

*Super Mario 64 was not enough to sway me to buy n64. Psx had it going on in that era; nobody could seriously compete. In fact, I would've preferred the Saturn over the 64, since it had perfect versions of those early vs. games and Nightwarriors(and Marvel Super Heroes)...AND Guardian Heroes.(one of the best games ever.)

*the blonde that's doing that guy's hair now on Attack of the Show is so damn hot. This guy is not funny, btw. He hasn't made me even smile once since his debut on the show. I can't even remember the name...some curly-haired guy that does mostly the stuff that Brendan Moran did.

Kelly Rippa would get SO hit....this is despite how damn skinny she is. I'm starting to doubt she will ever hit "the wall". She was one of the reasons I watched All My Children back in the mid90s.

*so I searched the database at work...and I did happen to find...a "Ronnie McDonald"! It's close enough for me...I didn't see a "Jack Pyrtle" though(memphis-only chicken place). No "Burger King" either, of course.

*The OLIVIA is still the real star of G4. I want to lick her taint.

jignat

06-20-2006, 04:57 PM

"PS1 games were also around $60 when they first came out"

Kelly Ripa would get SO hit....this is despite how damn skinny she is. I'm starting to doubt she will ever hit "the wall". She was one of the reasons I watched All My Children back in the mid90s.

*The OLIVIA is still the real star of G4. I want to lick her taint.

Im surprised , doesn't Ripa have like 3 kids?
Then again, money+plastic surgery>anything, i guess.....

jignat

06-20-2006, 05:14 PM

I didnt want to make a thread no on will read, so ill put it in here.
Of these 3 , which is your favorite color scheme for G1 Transformers Galvatron?

1) Marvel comics Galvatron
http://tfarchive.com/comics/misc/universe/tfugalvatron.php

2) 1986 G1 Toy Galvatron
http://tfarchive.com/toys/reviews/images/g1_galvatronrobot.jpg

3) G1 cartoon/movie/reissue G1 Galvatron
http://www.bwtf.com/tfg1/tvshow/tftm/day2/27.jpg

Rico!

06-20-2006, 06:15 PM

06-20-2006, 06:52 PM

Marvel Super Heroes on the Saturn actually sorta sucked (not to be confused with MSH vs SF). PSX version looked worse, I'm sure, but it wasn't the quality of A2, A3 or the VS games on the Saturn, etc. Pretty dissapointing. Maybe I'm wrong and it's just the Japanese version that was a PSX-caliber port, since the Japanese version is the only version of the game I've played.

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You know...every once in a while there's a news story that seems like an urban legend. That you almost don't want to tell people about, because they won't believe you.

This is an example of one of those stories. I'm sure you all remember it...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan

Murt!

06-20-2006, 07:10 PM

If you were 14, would you hit it (http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6148/palmtree6pu.jpg)? (http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/1235/625065015l8ii.jpg)

arcticninja

06-20-2006, 07:36 PM

at 14, I'd hit pretty much anything.

come to think of it, that hasn't really changed =\

kimjongiLL

06-20-2006, 07:58 PM

If you were 14, would you hit it (http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6148/palmtree6pu.jpg)? (http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/1235/625065015l8ii.jpg)
Somebody's having naughty thoughts? :rofl:

========

Check out these two ugly women that showed in my e-mail box.

1 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/lol.jpg) 2 (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/unsorted/gp/feebie.jpg)

What a dirty trick. Putting your bare kneecaps where you boobs are suppose to be so men click on your profile.

Lol... the second woman obviously has something on her mind as well. She hasn't even talked to any of the men yet (nevermind meet and date them in real life), and she's bending over to take it like a champ already.

I wonder if she knows what kind of guys she'll be attracting? I'm not falling for any of those dirty tricks (designed to get horny men's attention), and I'm sure as hell not replying to either of them.

Murt!

06-20-2006, 08:04 PM

Somebody's having naughty thoughts? :rofl:

Why at the time I am, kcxj's other account. Are you?

mr. newbie

06-20-2006, 08:28 PM

If you were 14, would you hit it (http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6148/palmtree6pu.jpg)? (http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/1235/625065015l8ii.jpg)

ewwwww. but if you do i expect pics:tup:

Rico!

06-20-2006, 08:41 PM

Million

06-20-2006, 08:49 PM

yeah, if I ran things...holding would be completely outlawed in boxing. I want to see fighting...not 12 rounds of HUGGING.

I had to take this snapshot at work today. Oh gee, I wonder what their race could be? Hmmm? http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8651/superblacknames6vb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)The Shalaltathatesttatatatatatat is a new one for me. That is ridiculous. Come on, folks...why curse the children with such terrible names? I'm referring mostly to the first few names. "Ernest" is a normal one.

VG Emblem

06-20-2006, 08:50 PM

If you were 14, would you hit it (http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6148/palmtree6pu.jpg)? (http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/1235/625065015l8ii.jpg)

She's 14? o.O

06-20-2006, 09:00 PM

I got PTSD after enough times getting jacked by those white tee wearing faggots comming home on CTA on the Southside of Chicago at 3am from work. I can't say much good about our people as of late.

They're not my people, I'll say that much... We just share a little bit more DNA than I do with other crazy people.

You know what's weird? People giving their kids mullets, and mohawks, etc.

That's fucking weird. Black chicks dressing up their sons to look all "hood" with tiny Timberland boots and an earing in their ear...that's also highly disturbing. Wasted money, and sad that you think you can fool me into thinking you have money, because your kid is dressed like his dad (as if he even knows what his dad looks like). That's the situation more often than not, seems like.

Stop trying to do shit with your kid, everybody. Strange. Those issues are yours. The kids are seperate people.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

06-20-2006, 09:10 PM

...I can't be the only person watching Robot Chicken right now. I just finished watching the funniest damn Star Wars parody ever.

"Do you have ANY idea what this is going to do to my CREDIT?!" :rofl:

This episode is out of control funny.

Dan?

06-20-2006, 09:18 PM

L.one H.iryu S.aga

06-20-2006, 09:32 PM

'What do you mean they blew up the Death Star? Who's they?!'

I just about lost it when Sid started screwing up Padme's name. Oh my goodness... did you catch the episode right after it? Hollywood Highlander for the fucking win. Seth Green has really outdone himself this time.

TheSix

06-20-2006, 09:58 PM

If you were 14, would you hit it (http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6148/palmtree6pu.jpg)? (http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/1235/625065015l8ii.jpg)

How is it she looks decent in the black and white pic yet atrocious in the other one?

maxx

06-20-2006, 10:23 PM

im surprised no ones made a thread on the girl suing myspace cause she got raped/violated...seems very srk worthy of demeaning her and rediculing her cause she's a stupid bitch....i'll make it in the am.

Taito

06-20-2006, 10:44 PM

VG Emblem

06-20-2006, 10:47 PM

06-20-2006, 10:56 PM

I'm watching this thing on Frontline on PBS. About the internal govermnmental response to 9/11...Cheney is shady as fuck. I mean, I know he's the devil, I 've always had that sense....but dude is shaaaady. He and Rumsfeld have known each other for like 30 years (btw, young pics of Cheney are scary), Cheney brought all his boys into power when he became VP, trying to push the CIA (then headed by George Tenet) out of power, sorta like how he and Rumsfeld raped the white house when Gerald Ford was president...weakened the powers of the VP and the head of the CIA at the time, actually ended up putting old Bush in charge of the CIA, etc.

Not to say they're pure evil...they're probably doing what they think is best, but they're seriously on some ruthless shit. The CIA had been wrong before, and didn't know Sadam was capable of going nuclear when he actually was- we bombed Iraq, but completely missed a huge facility which was 9 to 18 months from actually producing and setting off a weapon, and Cheney was in the White House at that time. But you can't ignore the fact that Cheney wanted Saddam dead, and lied to people (best-case scenario, he was bluffing like he had proof) to get done what he wanted. It's not just that he said Iraq had WMDs...the CIA wasn't sure at all, and knew they didn't have that information...they thought maybe he did. But Cheney did his best to scare the public, and tried to tie the 9/11 events to Iraq, when the CIA said they had no evidence of the sort.

Colin Powell had beef with Cheney and Rumsfeld, too...this is some good shit....

pbs.org, see when it's on again if you miss it...

Rico!

06-21-2006, 09:35 AM

I get so bored at work dammit!!

Ebay is bad for me. That shit will wipe away my entire bank account if I don't control myself. "Ohh i've always wanted that game!! *Buys*" "Oh i might need that *Buys*"

TheSix

06-21-2006, 01:04 PM

Old people get on my nerves. 90% of them are mean as fuck. And why is it when you go to the movies in the morning on a weekday, it's relatively empty except for the two old ladies that come in just before it starts? But that's not what gets on my nerves. No. There are a thousand seats in the place, yet they have to come sit SOMEWHERE in my radious whether it is front or behind me. And I mean no more than 3 feet away. Are they lonely or something? Man that pisses me off.

And then on top of all that, they can't drive worth shit. Here I am trying go get me some BBQ and this old lady decides she wants to get over without putting her blinker on. It's not like this was a wide street...it was narrow. I hope your respirator gets knocked over.

AND THEN! what about when you go to a major retailer? You know...wal mart or whatever. I ALWAYS have to go to the back of the store and park because all the close parks are fuckin' handicap. And it's not like I EVER see anyone parked on them to begin with.

Fuck old people.

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You'd have to be really retarded to get hit by a train.

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How does the TV GUIDE channel get stuck? On random occasions you turn to it and its frozen at 9:47am or something. You'd think someone at the station would notice it. No. It will stay like that for days at a time. What...does it need more ram? Ha.

Rico!

06-21-2006, 08:39 PM

Old people get on my nerves. 90% of them are mean as fuck.

I really hate doing something courteous for an old woman like opening a door or letting them have my seat on the train, and then they give me some kind of lip like I HAD to do it. Fuck you, you old hag. Hope you fall and can't get up. (anyone remember that old commercial?)

And why the hell do they always stand near ME on the train? There's plenty of other physically abled guys on the train, probably getting off next stop and these old hags always decide to stand right in front of me, so I'll most likely feel guilt and give them my seat. And I have to ride all the way til the end of the line too.

Dan?

06-21-2006, 09:06 PM

My entire job is supported by the money of old people.

I hate them so much I don't want to live past 50.

Roxie

06-21-2006, 09:54 PM

You've go to!

You'll be one of those cool old ppl that others will say "Damn, if only he was ____ years younger!"

Uh, ....I mean, everyone likes a cool old person!

Panicked

06-21-2006, 10:04 PM

I never understood religion bashers. What's wrong with people living their lives as they want, so long as they don't hurt anybody?

Murt!

06-21-2006, 10:10 PM

I never understood religion bashers. What's wrong with people living their lives as they want, so long as they don't hurt anybody?

As far as I can see, nothing. Some people, however, feel that they have to validate themselves by attacking others.

VG Emblem

06-21-2006, 10:11 PM

I really hate doing something courteous for an old woman like opening a door or letting them have my seat on the train, and then they give me some kind of lip like I HAD to do it. Fuck you, you old hag. Hope you fall and can't get up. (anyone remember that old commercial?)

And why the hell do they always stand near ME on the train? There's plenty of other physically abled guys on the train, probably getting off next stop and these old hags always decide to stand right in front of me, so I'll most likely feel guilt and give them my seat. And I have to ride all the way til the end of the line too.
Lol, look at some of the members here, they're like in their early 20s and already bitter as fuck.

How do you think some of these old people feel? :rofl:

NG1313

06-22-2006, 10:59 AM

I can't bring myself to watch SF2V, the anime series. I hate how they totally reversed Ryu and Ken's characteristics, and added some homosexuality to their relationship.

Does it get better after episode 2?

OneInchPunch

06-22-2006, 11:30 AM

man, boxing can suck sometimes. You got two big black guys about to knock the shit out of eachother in a ring. You expect some good fighting action right? Not at all. They walk around a bit....throw a few jabs....then when one guy starts punching too much the other guy grabs him until the ref breaks them apart. Wtf? *goes to watch mike tyson fights*
You're looking at it from the wrong perspective. When two are are just walking around and just throwing a few jabs, they're just feeling each other out. Its like footsies in sf, except it can go on a lot longer than a few rounds. It gets me annoyed when I watch ultimate fighter and the crowd boos within 30 seconds if the fighters aren't throwing haymakers from the get go. If you've ever tried boxing, you get crazy tired really fast from throwing punches. Boxing is all about style (although power like in Tyson's golden years threw style out the window) and getting in those clean punches in the right places at the right time. But yeah I'll admit its not as "entertaining".
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Don't watch it, unless you don't mind watching Ryu moaning for half the episode. Its such a trainwreck.

Anyone know any good online stores for sf merchandise, mainly posters?

Dan?

06-22-2006, 11:38 AM

Random girls trying to get all up on me = Apparently the new fad

Is it the chops? Is it the robust, soothing baritone voice? Is it the wicked skills on the invisible banjo? Probably the latter. In any case, it seems like women have up and decided I am desirable for some reason. Some chick my roommate tried to hook up with months ago that I randomly see at a local gaming place? All up in my nuts, and for ten minuets I couldn't even remember what her name was.

Women are confusing.

In other news I'm going to be visiting home this weekend for my birthday, and I'm sure it will be as boring as humanly possible. I love my family and all, but they're dull and I don't particularly enjoy hanging out with them.

I need to get on a regular sleep schedule again. Going to bed at 4:00 AM every night (morning maybe?) is killing me.

...and no, Roxie, I don't want to be an old person. Seriously, they're hyper cranky and EXTREMELY old. I mean, have you ever seen just how old an old person is? They're ancient!

monbaby

06-22-2006, 12:06 PM

Lol...

The hate on old folks is terrible...

Old people are cool...

They are some of the realist people on earth because they don't give a FUCK about what others think of them...

Plus they have tons of knowledge, even the old fools...

So i always listen to what they have to say...

They smell bad though...:wasted:

OneInchPunch

06-22-2006, 12:21 PM

dirty old men are awesome haha sick and questionable but entertaining none the less.

Dan?

06-22-2006, 12:29 PM

One old dude who used to hang out at my last job all the time because he knew the owner, once said (after just trying to get his dirty on with all these teenage girls who walked in):

"I may be too old to eat the mustard, but that don't mean I can't lick the jar!"

TheSix

06-22-2006, 01:58 PM

kimjongiLL

06-22-2006, 03:12 PM

"AC" finally started paying attention to me. I'm so happy. Remember the innappropriate comment I made out of sexual frustration last year when I said this woman has a great ass, but she talks too much and doesn't pay attention to me, so I was fantasizing about punching her in the face and then raping her just because I'm physically big enough to do it?

What the hell was I thinking?

Anyway, the money I spent on books on how to date, flirt, and be a more social person is the best money I've ever spent in my entire life. The inner game principles I incorporated into my life helped me to become the patient person I am and to NEVER rush things, no matter how much you like the woman. I used the technique where you sit diagonally across from the woman you want to establish rapport with so you don't come off a threat.

Eye contact. (FINALLY, I'm in...)

Then I used the technique where you treat the person like you've known them for years already, even though you've never talked to them before. We talk and turns out I know her sister "NC" from my previous job. We have something in common. She asks me, "How do I say your name?" JACKPOT. A woman who is turned off by you would never ask for your name, so the technique is to never tell the woman your name unless she shows the IOI and asks you first.

Anyway, the next day, I came into work with the crazy colored, bleached hair (from something unrelated). I'm walking down the hall and notice AC in my peripheral vision, but I keep walking and minding my own business to show that I don't need her. She keeps glancing at me. I purposely slow down and wait for her to walk in front of me.

Me: "AC..." *smile*

She can't stop smiling and laughing at how I look (my hair is the "whatsit" conversation starter), so we do the whole walk and talk, subtly brush hands thing. She has a steady already, so I'm not expecting anything to happen from this. Nor do I really desire anything to happen either, since although I love the ass, I'm not feeling the face or her talky, talk talk sausage hole.

Still it feels great though. A woman that either didn't know you existed (or purposely avoided eye contact with you before) lets down her bitch shield, and how the relationship goes from here, is totally in the man's control now.

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"AI" is coming over tonight. She used to be "flat butt woman" but now I call her "AI" for "Affectionately Inspirational". Her affection for me has inspired me to learn how to cook (so I can invite her over to cook dinner for her), inspired me to music (I've learned a new song on my piano that I play only for her), and I'm even studying my Chinese more than ever now so we have an easier time communicating as well. Even on days I'm lazy and have no desire to go to the gym, I go anyway so I can keep myself looking good for her too.

I'm a happy man now. I wonder where all my anger, bitterness, and male aggression went? I used to take out all my stress, anger, and bloodlust in the kickboxing ring last year, but now... It's not even there anymore. Pleasant complany, play some music in the background, and sit me down with a glass of wine, and I'm just as happy. Wow. :smile:

Roxie

06-22-2006, 04:26 PM

not again.

I thought you had a live journal or something?

06-22-2006, 04:29 PM

^You do realize that someone has already jerked it to your avatar, yes? This is SRK, it was inevitable.

Roxie

06-22-2006, 04:50 PM

I'm not surprised.

I'm sure lots of guys (and girls) have yanked it to the Sugababes.

FistsofFury

06-22-2006, 05:02 PM

How'd ya get banned kcjx?

06-22-2006, 05:13 PM

How did he not?

Murt!

06-22-2006, 05:14 PM

How'd ya get banned kcjx?

He didn't get banned. I think he just wants a fresh start with a new account.

TheSix

06-22-2006, 05:29 PM

...ya know, I was just about to say "this guy sounds a lot like kcxj".

Million

06-22-2006, 05:53 PM

I'd still hit Foreman's mom on 70's Show. I haven't watched this show seriously in years now...it's still funny to me(not so much as earlier seasons though). I just kinda got out of the habit of watching....despite the hotness on the show.

MilaKunis/Jackie is one of the most adorable ass-less women I've ever seen in life. She looks so cute all the time, no matter what. I bet she'd still look hot while on the toilet, taking a huge dump. I'm going to eventually get American Psycho 2 just because she's in it.

...yeah, sometimes I get aroused just from her voice on Family Guy. Even her voice is cute/sexy. I'd ravage her in so many ways...so many different positions...anytime, any place.. So, even though her body committed the cardinal sin of not having anyassatall....not NAN...I'd still hit it...and most likely, I'd probably marry/impregnante it too. She's irresistable.

Rico!

06-22-2006, 06:08 PM

not again.

I thought you had a live journal or something?

Didn't they create that whole women sticky thread just for him? (he seems to be the most frequent poster)

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I hate when people are so FAT they take up two seats on the bus. each asscheek has to have its own seat?

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Yes, got me two new 512MB SD-Cards and rechargable batteries for my camera. Now the fun begins....

Million

06-22-2006, 06:20 PM

jignat

06-22-2006, 06:32 PM

I'd still hit Foreman's mom on 70's Show. I haven't watched this show seriously in years now...it's still funny to me(not so much as earlier seasons though). I just kinda got out of the habit of watching....despite the hotness on the show.

MilaKunis/Jackie is one of the most adorable ass-less women I've ever seen in life. She looks so cute all the time, no matter what. I bet she'd still look hot while on the toilet, taking a huge dump. I'm going to eventually get American Psycho 2 just because she's in it.

...yea.

IMO, it was about donna and Foremans sister. I cant stand jackie's char , I guess.
Hell, donna's mom and hyde's black sista were pretty decent even though their appearances were limited......
Foreman's mom and jackie......interesting......:sweat:
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arcticninja

06-22-2006, 06:44 PM

yay, I bought a bunch of stuff today!

got a
19" LCD Monitor
wireless optical mouse
Back to the Future box set
Return of the Kind extended version

Million

06-22-2006, 07:06 PM

I had a dream last night...about a new action figure from McFarlane's line of toys/figures. Now, my critique for years now has been how Todd has a nasty habit of making these otherwise greatly detailed figures....in some of the most retarded and/or super-gay poses ever. In the dream, this new figure was a breath of fresh air. FINALLY, McFarlane blessed us with a cool figure...some superpowered, buff-like-theHulk mad scientist...with no gay/retarded pose! It was just standing straight up, looking awesome....perfect detail, numerous points of articulation, etc. FINALLY...a McFarlane toy I wanted to buy....finally...a figure he got right. I started thinking this was too good to be true...

...and it was, of course. I woke up....all my hopes dashed due to the realization that this was only a dream...and McFarlane figures will always be in gay/retarded poses.(*with occasional stupid little details...what was up with Solid and Liquid Snake having a JHERI CURL?! Come on, McFarlane. Dammit...)

06-22-2006, 07:15 PM

Mila Kunis/Jackie was on some episode of Mad TV like 5 years ago, but I still remember it. There was some skit where she was dressed up as a police officer, and was making all kinds of innuendo, talking about riding dicks, etc.

Nice.

Is Mad TV good, btw? I haven't watched an episode in years, but I caught it a few weeks ago, and it was actually really funny.

Roxie

06-22-2006, 08:26 PM

It's a wonder to me how ppl really seem to hate & revile overweight ppl, but have nothing but pity for anorexic ppl.

monbaby

06-22-2006, 08:30 PM

It's a wonder to me how ppl really seem to hate & revile overweight ppl, but have nothing but pity for anorecix ppl.

I guess because anorexic people just want to feel good about themselves, while overweight people can't control themselves...

Isn't gluttony a seven deadly sin or somethin...

TheSix

06-22-2006, 08:32 PM

Whenever my friend sees a fat person with food in their hands, he always yells "put it down!".

Roxie

06-22-2006, 08:34 PM

ppl w/anorexia are out of control too.

maxx

06-22-2006, 08:41 PM

I guess because anorexic people just want to feel good about themselves, while overweight people can't control themselves...

Isn't gluttony a seven deadly sin or somethin...

its all about not having control. no matter if its overweight or underweight.

its both a mental disease.

being fat..theirs no off button for us. just it tastes good and nothing to truly say fuck im full

for skinny people: its like i need to be skinny, but mentally dont feel im skinny enough and for some visually they need to see ribs to feel they truly are skinny cause they dont feel its enough till that point.

its all the same. mental disease..i pity both. but i was fat so i know from experience on that end.

monbaby

06-22-2006, 08:43 PM

What i meant was it is a lot easier to eat too much than to not eat at all...

VG Emblem

06-22-2006, 08:49 PM

It's a wonder to me how ppl really seem to hate & revile overweight ppl, but have nothing but pity for anorexic ppl.
I make fun of both, usually.

Million

06-22-2006, 09:00 PM

well, Bojangles is going to learn the hard way not to advertise a "All you can eat!" special around me. My endless, black-hole of an appetite is going to put a serious hurt on their inventory.

I may have a new hunting ground...I just found out recently...this city actually has a BEACH area!

I still find it amusing that I can say "I spoonfed a dookeyball to a bitch.", and mean it. It's both funny and fascinating to me that the incident that I'm referring to there...it really happened. I literally spoon-fed my crap to a female dog; a bitch. heh, yeah...I'm my own best source of entertainment. Nobody makes me laugh more than me.

oh yes...and I can also say that a bitch literally choked on my shit.

Rico!

06-22-2006, 09:08 PM

^oooh what kind of cam? I have a jvc HD videocamera(no tapes! records straight to the harddrive! whoever thought of this is a GENIUS.)...and a few weeks ago, I also bought the third addition to my camera family..."Sammy"(a samsung MiniDV). My sammy was only 289, which was slightly cheaper than what I was expecting to pay for a MiniDV.

...yes, I've captured quite a few interesting things on tape in the past 2 months, heh...the eye of a voyeur is always watching...sometimes from angles you wouldn't believe are possible.

you're crazy, you know that? :-p Have you ever seen those tiny ass digital cameras that fit on a keychain? I actually bought one for about $10 off ebay. You need to hold it insanely still for the quality to be anywhere near decent (http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=722050028rz.jpg) (I swear thats the only pic I've taken of a girl!!! :sweat:), and have to be in very bright light, other wise the pics look like this:

http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=719050057ii.jpg
http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=719050028lf.jpg

the digital camera i mentioned in my last post is just a regular digital camera that takes very good still shots and has some decent video capturing. I like to use it for those things that make you say "Hey you don't see that everyday..." Fights, crazy bums, the random hot chick....whatever.

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People Watching

I guess its not such a wierd hobby. I've done this alot before discovering there was actually a term for it. I like seeing the random things people do daily. Last time I people watched was at a park. I sat across from this black couple on a bench, and the woman got mad about something the guy said and started smacking him up. :rofl: The guy walked away saying "You a crazy bitch you know that? I'm throwing all your shit outside. You aint coming back in my apartment no more!!"

Another bonus is my good eye. I always see something other people never notice...

Dan?

06-22-2006, 09:11 PM

Another bonus is my good eye. I always see something other people never notice...

Your googly eye, on the other hand, is only useful when impersonating sock puppets.

Pained Auron is my hero for hooking me up with almost the entire second run of the Ultimates.

Evil Morrigan

06-22-2006, 09:53 PM

Your googly eye, on the other hand, is only useful when impersonating sock puppets.

Pained Auron is my hero for hooking me up with almost the entire second run of the Ultimates.

... and you are my hero for being one of the few posters to make me laugh on almost every single one of your posts.

FistsofFury

06-22-2006, 10:36 PM

It's a wonder to me how ppl really seem to hate & revile overweight ppl, but have nothing but pity for anorexic ppl.

I don't think people hate overweight people. I don't.

And you used anorexic vs just someone who is overweight. If you are anorexic you have a very serious problem..if you are overweight...you're just fat. We're not talking monstrously obesse eat everything in sight (the direct opposite of never eating or eating and throwing it up)...when I think of the phrase 'overweight' I just think of run of the mill fat folks. They don't have trouble walking and all that but no one is going to call them skinny.

I haven't really had a problem with my weight, or food or eating. I'm just a skinny, lanky kid naturally. For maybe a year and a half in middle school I wasn't skinny...but somehow I reverted back to my skinny self.

It must suck ass to have a weight problem. Stressing over calories and carbs and shit...ugh. And losing weight without surgery or expensive ass personal trainers seems to take a long time. You've got to work your ass off for something that comes pretty easily for a lot of people...being not fat.

I wonder what is worse in terms of personal outlook...to always have been a little heavy or to have once been skinny and then gained weight?

All I know is that when I am older I do not want a gut and I do not want fucking man boobs. If I see them coming I will RTSD with a gym membership.

Dan?

06-22-2006, 10:44 PM

... and you are my hero for being one of the few posters to make me laugh on almost every single one of your posts.

What can I say? I'm here to please.

Fisty, does this mean you don't like my moobs? I mean, they're a-cups, but with time, and bacon, they could grow.

*InVeRs3*

06-22-2006, 10:44 PM

I never understood religion bashers. What's wrong with people living their lives as they want, so long as they don't hurt anybody?

I don't know, but a lot of religion bashers on the net go to college. We all know that college kids are lost in life, they don't know what to be when they grow up. So they whine about anything. They whine about capitalism then they go to starbucks with their friends and whine some more about how society isn't treating them right, and then after they graduate they're going to whine more about capitalism and how everyone should share when they wear their designer clothing and drive their BMWs with the worst form of music on earth on their car's CD player, DIY Underground POST-RAP-EMO-GOTH-PUNKMETAL-CUTTING-ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT-RAVE MUSIC.

Next time you see a college student put a spoiled cock that's been out in the sun for ahwhile into their spoiled platinum spoon fed mouths.

RaishinX

06-23-2006, 07:53 AM

Whenever my friend sees a fat person with food in their hands, he always yells "put it down!".

I feel like shit for laughing at that.

Stabby

06-23-2006, 08:03 AM

Fat people that don't care that they are fat, you usually don't even think about. The ones you only notice are the self-concious ones, that bitch about losing weight and how hard it is.

Rico!

06-23-2006, 08:19 AM

there's a video of a fat guy on a diving board slipping and falling on his neck... had it been a skinny guy it wouldn't have been funny at all.

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/963.html

Adam Warlock

06-23-2006, 10:01 AM

I make fun of both, usually.
When you've got the I.Q. of a child whose mother hand-placed syphilis in her birth canal while doing cartwheels to make you breeched on purpose, you lose the right to make fun of anyone. It's just too bad she was unable to perfect her patented "umbilical noose" technique until your brothers and sisters were conceived.

mr. newbie

06-23-2006, 02:26 PM

Man I been frying my ass off all week. Fuckin' miserable outside I tell ya. Not to mention trying to go to sleep is even worse. It was still 79 when I was ATTEMPTING to go to sleep.

104 tomorrow....yay?

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Oh, and on my previous topic, I hate old people even more when it's hot.

HA! 100 degrees is the norm is vegas right now man. i think its supposed to get 110 today. i hate going on carts now.

I'd still hit Foreman's mom on 70's Show.

someone who agrees with me!

Ki Shima

06-23-2006, 02:42 PM

fat people are only upset about peoples reaction to their weight, skinny people are upset because they think any weight they have will lead to them being unattractive, leading to them becoming anorexic (deluded) so its more of a box, being fat and eating more because people look at you funny cause your fat is mad, to me the main reason of living is to reproduce, we all want fine ass so you really should just excersize man

in a way eating too much is pretty selfish, think of how much ass you'd have and how much money you saved if you found a love for a sport, ANY sport

i was gonna say martial arts but since people realised weight helps iv been see'ing fat martial artists all over the gaff, you really should concerntrate on speed instead of power, its too bad cause martial arts is probably the most useful way to excersize :rofl:

Roxie

06-23-2006, 05:01 PM

Ok, rethink the question as if you were a girl.

monbaby

06-23-2006, 05:04 PM

Ok, rethink the question as if you were a girl.

Sorry roxie...

i think you're beautiful..:lovin:

Airthrow

06-23-2006, 05:31 PM

Bwahahahahaaha, something I bought at Goodwill for $1.99 is currently at 50 bucks on ebay. I bought it specifically because I knew I could resell it, but I was thinking at most I would get 20 bucks for it. Bless my resourcefulness in this time of need...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=104752810899

Hunter D

06-23-2006, 05:59 PM

arcticninja

06-23-2006, 06:22 PM

I'm fat, and I don't think it's a disease. If someone is fat, it's due to their own choices and/or lack of motivation in life.

Someone with an eating disorder such as anorexia is in a whole different league. You can't simply tell an anorexic "stop being anorexic", it doesn't work that way. However, you can say "lose some weight lardass" to a fat person, and given enough time and effort, they can do it.

I'm fat because my whole life I've been very lazy and have had a bad diet. I blame no one other than myself (and possibly my mother for overfeeding me as a child). However, I've reached the age where my weight is actually causing me problems so now I am making an effort to lose weight. So yeah, after enough time goes by with me working out 3 times a week, I won't be fat anymore (at the very least I'll be less fat).

What I'm getting at is obesity is a choice (or lack thereof). Anorexia is not.