The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2 [Archive] - Page 37

Million

06-26-2006, 05:14 AM

The lovely Soledad O'Brien is in the latest issue of Newsweek magazine, so I may have to pick that up. Once again, Soledad....you....complete me.

Again I starve due to pure laziness. I had a good thing going with Saturday night's pig-out session; a large freschetta pizza....and then I messed up yesterday by not eating breakfast or lunch. That's odd for me, actually...since breakfast is my favorite meal of the day. It's the one meal I'd normally refuse to go without....but I was still full from the previous night, and I kept thinking "eh, I'll cook something up in just a minute..." ...and suddenly it was 5pm and I still hadn't had anything. See, this is one of the minor sucky things about living alone. You have to do everything yourself. Unlike childhood and teen years...breakfast isn't magically there and ready when you wake up....and sometimes ya just don't feel like cooking OR going out to order something. I just had 3 waffles with honey....that's not much compared to the breakfast I normally had when I was still at home with mom doing 99% of the cooking. I typically had waffles or pancakes, backed up with bacon or sausage links(*I don't really like pan-style sausage...only if it's in a biscuit...a biscuit makes pan sausage acceptable and ok to me for some reason.) ...sometimes with hash browns....and of course a full glass of orange juice or apple juice. Since I've been on my own...a big breakfast for me that I cook is waffles with polish sausage slices(polish sausage is such a braindead food to cook...just put it in the pan and heat until it looks right. haha...that's the extent of the instructions.)

*I really want to see what it would look like if a person had diarrhea shit in zero gravity.

*Mayor Nagin has a lightbulb head. Hahah...he always has a "bright idea", I guess? He's kinda like a black Elmer Fudd with that funny lightbulb head.

AdverseSolutions

06-26-2006, 05:55 AM

million, can i get your comments on this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=864B8BiIFJw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ejewlicious%2Ecom%2F

Rico!

06-26-2006, 05:56 AM

EDIT: ^^Hahahaha those videos are hilarious

my mom is stupid. She heard me saying to my brother "get your spic ass out of my business!" and said its not right to use derogatory terms against our own people. I replied with "I used the word in the same sense that you use the word 'nigga' (she's ghetto like that...), and some black people find that offensive". THEN she fucking said "well if they get offended about that, then they're stupid, since it means ignorant person and you use that when talking to your friends". :sweat: *sigh*

arcticninja

06-26-2006, 03:44 PM

every day of my life is worse than the day before it.

Adam Warlock

06-26-2006, 04:05 PM

Although, admittedly, I HAVE, infact, noticed that black people are usually the ones who steal shit. But I do try to give them a fair chance...

I am further convinced that your father was, in fact, a banana bathed in gorilla semen.

VG Emblem

06-26-2006, 04:13 PM

I am further convinced that your father was, in fact, a dildo bathed in gorilla semen.
What? Would you rather me lie and say that I've noticed everybody is completely equal?

Sorry, but I like to think of myself as an honest person.

mr. newbie

06-26-2006, 04:52 PM

if you watch gay porn your supposed to be gay. if i like 1 punk song can i say i listen to punk music?

some girl at work wont date black people because one of them hit her. my first thought was "its because your ugly hoe" but tahts mean so i just rofled in my head. what stupid reasoning.

Million

06-26-2006, 05:19 PM

the girl who was robbed by twoooo men looked fairly hittable....she's no Olivia Munn, but then again, what other asian woman is? Yeah, she's good enough. The women in the ugly spandex...eh, they were ok.

Asian "idols" disappear so fast like dance-pop groups in the 90s. I wonder sometimes what someone like Anna Ohura or Aki Kawamura(one of the hottest asians in history) are up to these days. Those 2 and a few others like Cheiko Shiratori were on my mind recently since I was looking at some of the old desktop wallpapers I've made.

*random funny name I saw in the system at work...Buddy Butt. Come on now...naming your son "Buddy" is already funny enough...but then it has to go in front of "Butt"? How the hell do you even end up with "Butt" as the family name anyway? What THE fuck? So, the guy's name is one big joke for life. That's a shame....hilarious though. Even if he had a reasonably ok first name...he's still addressed in life forever as "Mr. Butt".

Airthrow

06-26-2006, 05:40 PM

I am further convinced that your father was, in fact, a banana bathed in gorilla semen.

As a mulatto I'm completely unbiased, but as someone who works retail the reality of the situation is that while everyone is a potential thief (nice looking clothes, grubby looking clothes, whatever) the vast majority of motherfuckers who steal shit are black. And not because we watch them in particular. I HALVED the stealing in my store when I took over as assistant manager (more like head manager, but with the pay of assistant). Why? Cus I watched EVERYONE like a hawk, Soccer moms, thugs, whatever.

It's not like everything is gonna be a nice little politically correct microcosm where every race, sex, religion etc is all going to steal equally proportional to their representation in the greater population. I actually feel ASHAMED every time a black person steals because I feel it reenforces negative stereotypes about black people.

Roxie

06-26-2006, 05:47 PM

I think ppl naturally gravitate to the most visable answer, when it's not race....but socioeconomic status.

Airthrow

06-26-2006, 07:19 PM

I think ppl naturally gravitate to the most visable answer, when it's not race....but socioeconomic status.

So being poor means you have no morals? You can get a pair of shoes for 2 dollars at goodwill. They won't be the sickest kicks ever, but they will be YOURS you earned and deserve.

Why do all the people who steal go for the K-swiss instead of the cheap shoes, what they actually need? The answer is cus people don't steal for what they need, they steal for what they want. The actually impovershed people shop for clothes at thrift stores because ANYONE can afford it. Go somewhere and see people living in fucking houses made of sheets of metal they found in the trash and a dirt floor and tell me about people who are so poor they need to steal. American people who steal are amoral lazy scrubs.

Panicked

06-26-2006, 07:31 PM

I'm curious, Airthrow; what does your hair look/feel like when you grow it?

Airthrow

06-26-2006, 07:47 PM

My hair is pretty white, when I grow it out it's just thick with slight waves and a little bit of curl in the front. I usually keep my hair very short so I don't even fully know what it looks like but I'll find out since part of my money saving plan is to just NOT get my hair cut for as long as I can stand it, since I work at the airport tarmac and no one gives a fuck what I look like out there (you will look like shit moving baggage anyways in the sun) and also since my girlfriend isn't even in the country, I honestly don't give a fuck if I look like a slob...in fact it's probably better since it will cut down the temptation.

Hunter D

06-26-2006, 07:48 PM

What? Would you rather me lie and say that I've noticed everybody is completely equal?

Sorry, but I like to think of myself as an honest person.
STFU you cock mongrel. If you want to be upset with anyone, be upset with the caucasian suits that sell billions. I'm looking at you LRWG.

Million

06-26-2006, 08:00 PM

I'm still amazed sometimes when I see things on the History channel that mention things like slavery in passing...not just American slavery... It almost seems like Bizarro World bullshit to me. Our species, the human race...homo sapiens (no homo)...actually enslaved other humans at various points in our time so far on this planet. They owned other humans like property. It's just strange to me, and only further proves that our race is a true abomination.....God's mistake, you could say....or perhaps not....perhaps we were created with the destiny of being purposely flawed, and doomed to an inveitable self-imposed extinction...all to be His entertainment. We are probably quite interesting to watch...in the same way it's interesting/funny to watch an episode of the Jerry Springer Show, or Maury Povich doing another "You are NOT the father!" episode.

Whatever the case, if I were God....this species probably would not have made it beyond the Holocaust era. At that point I would've most likely had enough of this bullshit. Perhaps I would've come down to personally say to the entire population..."hey, fuck you guys. Every last one of you is about to be erased from the universe...that's exactly how lame you are. All of you. This entire species has been a travesty since day 1. Jesus Christ you guys are horrible...". Then everyone gets wiped completely out of existence, soul and all. No heaven, no hell...just complete nothingness. NO consolation prize, no "lovely parting gifts". As Willy Wonka said, "YOU GET NOTHING."

VG Emblem

06-26-2006, 08:09 PM

STFU you cock mongrel. If you want to be upset with anyone, be upset with the caucasian suits that sell billions. I'm looking at you LRWG.
What the fuck? When did I say I was upset with anyone?

Warlock over there gets all pissy at me because I said the honest truth from what I've observed from living where I lived and live now. I'm not going to lie about that shit, I'm not racist but I'm not some cockfag that can't see the truth.

Jappo

06-26-2006, 08:24 PM

That's because you lived in NY and LA, a place where blacks heavily populate the area. Try hanging around Little Tokyo, you hardly see any black people for the execption of bums.

Now, I know where you're coming from since I work at a shoe store and the majority of people that steal/try to steal shoes are black, but that's only because the surrounding area the store is populated by black people. I'm pretty sure in white areas you've got your shady white people, too. This would go with Hispanics, Asians, and so forth.

VG Emblem

06-26-2006, 08:31 PM

That might be true, but also consider that the crime rate is usually lower in white neighborhoods than the black neighborhoods.

Also, Mexicans are the highest population in LA. There's probably more white kids in my school than black, or maybe even, even.

bigpoppa

06-26-2006, 08:50 PM

Also, Mexicans are the highest population in LA.

That is true. I'm out in LA right now. There are also alot of Asians here as well

Jappo

06-26-2006, 08:53 PM

Hmm...just being curious VG, but what part of LA do you live at?

VG Emblem

06-26-2006, 08:58 PM

Culver City, I think.

bigpoppa

06-26-2006, 09:05 PM

Culver City, I think.

You're unsure of where you live?

VG Emblem

06-26-2006, 09:12 PM

Eh, no, but it's just kind of confusing.

I know I live in LA, but I'm also pretty sure I'm in Culver City. But my sister says we're not, so I'm not sure, exactly....

bigpoppa

06-26-2006, 09:16 PM

I'm just messing with you dude.

Have you ever been in the Hollywood/Vine area? A lot of weird people are down there:confused:

VG Emblem

06-26-2006, 10:09 PM

Yeah, I've been there a couple of times.

Full of bums from what I've seen.

Dhalsimowns

06-26-2006, 10:15 PM

Cookie doughanything flavored is good. I like steak and videogames for breakfast I will outdrink anyone my weight and maybe over, there sure are alot of asians/latinos in the la area as Ive discoveredmoving here, I wish I saw more white girls.
My sister is stupid, ty.

bigpoppa

06-26-2006, 10:18 PM

Cookie Dough ice cream is great

Murt!

06-26-2006, 10:21 PM

New Amano avatar, although I've never played a game with him in it lol.

Master Chibi

06-26-2006, 10:32 PM

So I finally joined that gym.

My arms are sore as hell, but it's a feeling I miss. I look foward to it.

Also, I plan on having the BEST ASS ever for no apparent reason.

~

Airthrow

06-26-2006, 10:49 PM

Now, I know where you're coming from since I work at a shoe store and the majority of people that steal/try to steal shoes are black, but that's only because the surrounding area the store is populated by black people. I'm pretty sure in white areas you've got your shady white people, too. This would go with Hispanics, Asians, and so forth.

I worked at a shoe store as assistant manager for six months in a predominantly WHITE area, and all of the people that stole from our store except for a hispanic family, two mexican teenage girls and one white man were black. This is 3 out of a few dozen known thefts weren't black people. You could say that black people have such harrowing poverty that FORCES them to steal expensive shoes ( :rolleyes: ) or you could say that black people just don't have as much a problem with stealing as other people in America do. I believe the later is the case after over a year in retail. I mean...it's mathematical FACT that the people who were stealing from our store were black disproportionately to their representation in the surrounding area. I don't see why noticing this is racist, I'm not saying they are genetically predestined to criminal tendencies. They just think it's OK to steal to an odd degree.

On the store email system we got a warning about these black individuals who would talk on cellphones coordinating their thefts in other stores (they had hit up 2-3 stores in my area). They would threaten the employees with violence, and say "THIS IS FOR MY FAMILY!" and "I NEED THESE!" before gangster walking out with a bunch of pairs of k-swiss and lugz.

Thing is, I WISHED white people would've stolen from my stores more, because then I could say "SEE! SEE! It's everyone!" but the majority of the time it seriously wasn't. I was rooting for black people as the underdog (they always are) but they let me down (they often do).

Rico!

06-26-2006, 11:07 PM

I pulled off three successful random approaches today. Not as hard as I thought it was!

---

I've been carrying this camera around with me for about 5 days now and NOTHING remotely crazy has happened. Then if I leave it home all the crazy shit will go down.

ShinAkumax

06-26-2006, 11:46 PM

I want to own a cheap hotel in Thai-Land and just drink and smoke the rest of my life away. I wonder how much start up capital I need.

VG Emblem

06-27-2006, 12:28 AM

You know, Gaia has taught me something.

If you want to run a quality forum, examine Gaia for awhile, and then do the exact opposite.

Cisco

06-27-2006, 12:37 AM

i didn't go to school 2day. too lazy.

06-27-2006, 01:52 AM

People with no dads growing up are often crazy after puberty (in some cases, before), there's a big issue with deadbeat dads in the black community (more so in the lower/lower-middle class), and so there you go.

Having an absent/abusive parent turns you into an asshole pretty easily (hopefully only for a few years, though some people take a long time to get past it, if they even live that long), so until you can learn to regulate your impulses on yor own, as you didn't learn at home, or at least until you become discouraged in someway from being an asshole, you will, predictably enough do asshole things.

Not that people in that situation are the only ones that steal...there are people who take things for the sense of thrill, and those people are disturbed in a different way.

It's all about not having empathy, I think. And entitlement, to a lesser degree.

You know, I was wondering the other day... Your parents are sorta your conscience. They do a lot, as far as teaching you right and wrong, etc. People with dads who were never around or were abusive commonly have issues with authority (as does every teenager and college kid, but in a different way). Respecting people is easier when you learn it early.

So I was thinking....do some people also rebel against their conscience?

On a different note, I watched some of Beat Street the other night...one of those movies that comes on at like 2 AM on a Saturday night...btw I don't think I ever mentioned to you guys Radical Jack, the movie where Billy Ray Cyrus plays a secret agent, but WOW. Fucking wow.

Anyway, Beat Street...movie about 1980s hip hop culture, based in New York, movie was made sometime in the 1980s, I don't know. What stikes me as odd about the movie, other than it's funny name, is that all of the kids were...normal.

Hip hop culture, and what it is to be "black" have been packaged up and sold back to black americans by big corporations. I think of rap music, and I think of some black guy with his shirt off and a bunch of gold chains and tatoos in a music video, or these kids running around in white T-shirts which are literally hanging down past their knees. I think of someone being "hard." A certain attitude.

The kids in Beat Street were...normal. They were just kids in NY, most of them black, who liked hip hop music and break dancing and graffitti. There weren't kids talking abot how gangster they were or wearing gold fronts on their teeth or giant white parachute shirts, they were just a bunch of teenagers.

And it seemed so...pure. Just people who liked to DJ/rap/break/whatever, and did it. That purity is something that seems lost, and has been replaced by image. At a certain point, criminals decided that they had to put their face on everything related to the subculture, and it's been that way for ten years now. Rap music is a lifestyle in and o itself now, closely related to illegal activity...it's dangerous and "edgy" and sold to suburban kids. And also to urban kids. The latter group is more dangerous to sell it ot, this idyllic lifestyle where you're super-tough because you have guns and have sex all the time, and are rich because you do illegal things. And you're just like them, the kids you're selling this to. Kids who are short on good rolemodels.

The kids in Beat Street seem so normal that it makes me wonder if it was ever really that way.

"...inspired my decision to be open and listen,
but folks got it all twisted like a yoga position,
like,
in order to spit it dope-
you've gotta have a criminal past
that's similar to the cast of Diff'rent Strokes"

I'm just saying.

Beat Street definitely worth a rental, btw. Questionable acting by a few cast members, but the movie survives it. Worth it just for the breaking and the gay G.I. Joe line.

kimjongiLL

06-27-2006, 03:59 AM

Relationships are, for the most part, pointless.
No, they're not.

You're learning life skills.

You want to meet the meet, marry, and have kids with the extraordinary woman of your dreams in the future right?

You're not going to be able to make her yours, nevermind keep her, unless you learn how to be the man that women feel safe, comfortable, and emotionally satisfied around. I'd rather go through the awkwardness of meeting/dating/juggling multiple women now (to get as much experience from different personality types as possible) than wait until once I'm really in love, but I fuck it up and she painfully leaves me because I start acting too needy or weak.

Nothing build self confidence more than sexual competence as well. Are you going to wait until you're married but the woman realizes her old bad boy boyfriend rocked her harder than you can? Or are you going to start learning how to be the amazing lover (through getting as much experience as you can right now, regardless whether you're not good yet or get embarrassed) at this age?

Need to look at things from the timeline prespective. We'll all be dead or impotent soon, so I want to be a master and be able to show a woman how to use her body in ways she never imagined before by the time I'm married.

I still have a Japanese AV actress fantasy I've still yet to realize, but I don't mind right now in the meantime, as I've literally had more Chinese women pay attention, compliment, and gush over me this past month, than my entire last year. (Me going clubbing for the first time this past weekend was fucking NICE too btw... Just seeing so many Asian 8-10's in one place was amazing. Getting feel the heat, smell the smells, and skin on skin when you're dancing with them was simply euphoric.)

Tantin

06-27-2006, 04:09 AM

Stuff

I had hoped you were killed by bears.

AdverseSolutions

06-27-2006, 06:54 AM

TS, on the parent thing, read freud, or better yet deleuze or lacan

Adam Warlock

06-27-2006, 07:20 AM

As a mulatto I'm completely unbiased, but as someone who works retail the reality of the situation is that while everyone is a potential thief (nice looking clothes, grubby looking clothes, whatever) the vast majority of motherfuckers who steal shit are black. And not because we watch them in particular. I HALVED the stealing in my store when I took over as assistant manager (more like head manager, but with the pay of assistant). Why? Cus I watched EVERYONE like a hawk, Soccer moms, thugs, whatever.

It's not like everything is gonna be a nice little politically correct microcosm where every race, sex, religion etc is all going to steal equally proportional to their representation in the greater population. I actually feel ASHAMED every time a black person steals because I feel it reenforces negative stereotypes about black people.

I love it when people use personal experience to make generalizations. It all depends on WHERE you work and what you're selling. I helped out in a comic store right on the edge of a black college campus where 90% (at least) of the inhabitants were black. Guess who was stealing shit? Hint: it wasn't the black kids.

That might be true, but also consider that the crime rate is usually lower in white neighborhoods than the black neighborhoods.

You're the reason I think corporal punishment should be allowed on children. It has nothing to do with race, it's about socio economic status.

Roxie

06-27-2006, 08:14 AM

So being poor means you have no morals?
That is absolutely not what I meant and I especially i didn't mean it about ppl stealing shoes. I was speaking more about general issues.

Stabby

06-27-2006, 08:22 AM

TS,

I think it is possible to rebel against a conscience. It is a product of the culture you grew up in/are part of and whatever morals you gain. As someone gets older, they might have problems reconciling who they are now, with who they need to be.

Adam,

But doesn't it still have to do with race? I can't find my old sociology book, but I remember we discussed a study done in like 92 over income/race (I think it was white - black - hispanic) in correlation to criminal arrests, charges, and convictions. And even when the incomes in the survey were similar, blacks were still waaaaaay the fuck ahead in all three.

But, you're the one with the degree in anthropology. Enlighten us.

Also: The teacher for that class was weird. He showed up at noon (first class of the day for him) always looking really fucked up-- hunched and extremely bloodshot eyes and just groaning about how he felt like shit.

Nice guy, though. And the class was fun.

EDIT:

$3m for a picture of a fucking baby?! Jesus christ.

Jesus christ that pisses me off.

Adam Warlock

06-27-2006, 09:21 AM

Adam,

But doesn't it still have to do with race? I can't find my old sociology book, but I remember we discussed a study done in like 92 over income/race (I think it was white - black - hispanic) in correlation to criminal arrests, charges, and convictions. And even when the incomes in the survey were similar, blacks were still waaaaaay the fuck ahead in all three.

But, you're the one with the degree in anthropology. Enlighten us.

My degree is in engineering. If you require education from an Anthropology major feel free to come by and I can have a friend with a doctorate in it educate you. Just let me know.

IMO the problem with that study (and most studies involving the criminal justice system) is that it focuses on human decision more than the data. Who gets arrested is not a direct correlation of who commits a crime. You don't have to commit a crime to be arrested. In many urban areas you just have to be there. Who gets arrested is a decision made by an officer and his predispositions. Racial profiling isn't a myth. The high rate of convictions against blacks doesn't speak to either point. It speaks to the point that the system prosecutes them more vigorously than the other races.

VG Emblem

06-27-2006, 09:34 AM

You're the reason I think corporal punishment should be allowed on children. It has nothing to do with race, it's about socio economic status.
So you're saying that all my past Muslim friends, the ones who parents make such a tiny amount of money that they barely get anything, are the ones who steal the most? That's not what I observed.

That's just an example, but saying it has to do with just that is absurd.

arcticninja

06-27-2006, 09:47 AM

i didn't go to school 2day. too lazy.

same here. Except replace "school" with "work" and "too lazy" with "if I have another day like yesterday, I'm coming back with a shotgun".

Hunter D

06-27-2006, 09:59 AM

So you're saying that all my past Muslim friends, the ones who parents make such a tiny amount of money that they barely get anything, are the ones who steal the most? That's not what I observed.

That's just an example, but saying it has to do with just that is absurd.
Good job of showing your immaturity kid. The few poor Muslim friends you have does not equal the whole lower class. RN is right when he says that race is not the determining factor for who will or will not steal.

FistsofFury

06-27-2006, 10:00 AM

I want to own a cheap hotel in Thai-Land and just drink and smoke the rest of my life away. I wonder how much start up capital I need.

Dude I think about stuff like this all the time.

Like I want to purchase a sort of big space..like a warehouse or a small office building, and just convert it into a sweet ass spot. Like section off the warehouse into districts almost..and have one side be like an arcade, a comic shop and a room with a bunch of computers in it. And have the other side be a couple small stores where cool stuff (T-shirts, 'underground music', shit people want to sell) is sold (It is very easy in theory to just buy cool shit from all over now and stock it). And the rest would be for events..like shows and parties and shit...and a secret room or two.

Of course all that would evolve gradually, it isn't like I'm gonna just buy a bunch of arcade machines and all that before the actual warehouse. I really wonder how much it costs.

Above I'd want a spot that isn't a business, just a cool spot that does business. Like Borders..they don't kick you out of Borders if you aren't buying things fast enough. They don't follow you around. They let you chill, because they have shit to do. If you buy something great if you don't have a good day.

I figure the average person would come back and spend money if they don't already if you have a sweet enough atmosphere.
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=The idea of 'we buy shitty houses for cash'...it is really pretty savvy. You purchase a cheap piece of shit property..pay crackheads to fix it up..maybe do some remodeling..and then just sell it for profit. If I ever came into a moderate amount of I would look into that for real.

VG Emblem

06-27-2006, 10:07 AM

Good job of showing your immaturity kid. The few poor Muslim friends you have does not equal the whole lower class. RN is right when he says that race is not the determining factor for who will or will not steal.
Hmm, maybe I should have been a bit more clear. I'm basically saying that it doesn't only have to do with economic standing, but more so having to do with morals.

I've had black friends in the past, and a few's mothers were so neglectful that she probably wouldn't even notice if he didn't even come home one day. While the parents of the kids of other races were usually more watchful.

And yes, this is from personal experience. But I find it better to go by that than to go by stats, which can be easily altered.

FistsofFury

06-27-2006, 10:23 AM

So I was thinking....do some people also rebel against their conscience?

Yes. But really I think conscience...is at its core just survival instinct. It is just culture that wraps a bunch of other things..other values into it so well it feels internal. And it feels internal because it is internalized. Not just parents, the whole society. It isn't real, it isn't God. It isn't your soul. It is culture.

So yes people rebel against their conscience..they especially do it when they commit suicide. For example the desire to continue living no matter what is pretty standard among human beings and animals in general. The intense desire to keep breathing is first and pretty universal. So if someone kills themselves...they are rejecting a pretty fundamental staple of living things. That person is rebelling against their conscience.

On a different note, I watched some of Beat Street the other night...one of those movies that comes on at like 2 AM on a Saturday night...btw I don't think I ever mentioned to you guys Radical Jack, the movie where Billy Ray Cyrus plays a secret agent, but WOW. Fucking wow.

Anyway, Beat Street...movie about 1980s hip hop culture, based in New York, movie was made sometime in the 1980s, I don't know. What stikes me as odd about the movie, other than it's funny name, is that all of the kids were...normal.

Hip hop culture, and what it is to be "black" have been packaged up and sold back to black americans by big corporations. I think of rap music, and I think of some black guy with his shirt off and a bunch of gold chains and tatoos in a music video, or these kids running around in white T-shirts which are literally hanging down past their knees. I think of someone being "hard." A certain attitude.

The kids in Beat Street were...normal. They were just kids in NY, most of them black, who liked hip hop music and break dancing and graffitti. There weren't kids talking abot how gangster they were or wearing gold fronts on their teeth or giant white parachute shirts, they were just a bunch of teenagers.

And it seemed so...pure. Just people who liked to DJ/rap/break/whatever, and did it. That purity is something that seems lost, and has been replaced by image. At a certain point, criminals decided that they had to put their face on everything related to the subculture, and it's been that way for ten years now. Rap music is a lifestyle in and o itself now, closely related to illegal activity...it's dangerous and "edgy" and sold to suburban kids. And also to urban kids. The latter group is more dangerous to sell it ot, this idyllic lifestyle where you're super-tough because you have guns and have sex all the time, and are rich because you do illegal things. And you're just like them, the kids you're selling this to. Kids who are short on good rolemodels.

You know..at first I hated the shit out of record execs..cause I felt like they masterminded it all. But really part of it is our own culture's responsibility...but first we need to try to understand why they floss so damn much:

Think about if all you knew was being poor, struggling to survive. You were always wondering about bills, about if you had enough food for the day, the week. You grew up that way, your parents grew up that way and that is pretty much what your entire bloodline knows.

And then all of a sudden you have lots of fucking money. If you focused on a problem for generations and all of a sudden that problem was lifted...what do you have then? If all you have is the "...personal qoals of wealth, to climb above the pit of poverty." (Abdul Jamaal said it on Immortal Technique's Vol 2) And you achieve that...what could happen to you? You might buy a bunch of shiny shit, nice cars, party all the time. Act like life is one big celebration because for you it is...you've conquered a demon you've fought since you opened your eyes. You've beaten poverty...for now.

But I feel like there are just a bunch of small tears in the moral fabric of Black folk, that combined with other things just make the whole quilt look bad. Thinking about how to treat people has been put on the backburner by black people as a collective, and replaced by getting a piece of the pie, and making sure people know.

And this shit is also the result of a society as a whole that is in love with wealth, posessions and shit like that. Think of the ways people treat other people like possessions (having a 'trophy wife' anyone?), like tools. I don't know if it is capitalism or just humanity.

Humankind really needs to look at how we treat each other if we are gonna not blow ourselves up. And I do't want this batch of homo sapiens going into space. We would just fuck it up. So hord. If we fucked up Earth, don't re-evaluate our actions and just leave to a different planet we will just ruin that one too eventually.

RaishinX

06-27-2006, 10:26 AM

And yes, this is from personal experience. But I find it better to go by that than to go by stats, which can be easily altered.

But that's the thing: You're personal experience has little to no bearing on anything. I can go and see 18 white guys looting. That wouldn't mean that Caucasians commit more crimes. It just means their lost the championship or whatever. You can't seriously be putting limited personal experience over statistics. You'd really have to be some sort of goddamned idiot to do that. But you are VG Emblem so....:confused:

The Green Trench Coat

06-27-2006, 10:32 AM

click was an okay movie.

Sandler was okay .. seeing sean astin in a speedo was definitely a highlight.

...

...

i like chocolate milk.

VG Emblem

06-27-2006, 11:04 AM

Before getting back to the race debate, I now present to you the best cosplay, EVER.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/VGEmblem/N64cosplay.jpg

9999

06-27-2006, 11:10 AM

:rofl: he's cosplaying as VGE :tup:

Serpent

06-27-2006, 12:26 PM

But that's the thing: You're personal experience has little to no bearing on anything. I can go and see 18 white guys looting. That wouldn't mean that Caucasians commit more crimes. It just means their lost the championship or whatever. You can't seriously be putting limited personal experience over statistics. You'd really have to be some sort of goddamned idiot to do that. But you are VG Emblem so....:confused:

Are you sure about that? So you believe women are better drivers than men, that most women have been raped in their lives, that women never hit men but women are always domestically abused for no reason, etc.? Common sense tells you otherwise for all of those, but statistics and propaganda will have you believe otherwise. I didn't mean to single out women in all of those, but all the misleading statistics I could think of from the top of my head all involve women. There are a ton more for products and other things, but you'd need to do research to prove why the statistics are so stupid, or would have to have personal experience, whereas for these everyone has the experience and knows how dumb it is.

VG is right. Statistics are easily manipulated, and in statistics courses I've taken they've actually told us that usually, you should probably ask an employer or funder what statistics they're looking for, and then manufacture that for them. It's not exactly dishonest, but you're manipulating the study with leading questions, sample selection, or location, and then selectively choosing which statistics best favor you while leaving out what harms you. It's bull, but most of america is stupid and will believe it. Here's another one, women make less money than men on the same job. It's not actually true at all, especially the numbers that are usually thrown around, but depending on how you mislead people you can have some sort of statistic behind it.

Use your personal experience and common sense. You're picking on VG because he's a kid, and granted in a lot of things he simply does not have the life experience to know everything. But it looks like he has you beat on this one. Either you have even less experience, or you are just dumber than him.

As for the stealing thing...since you mention statistics, there must be a reason that black people statistically commit more crimes right? That's a statistic, go look up your criminal reports, or google it. Black people over-represent in prisons as well. All the statistics show that black people are statistically more likely to be criminals than any other race. So I just told you how useless statistics were for most of this post, and now I threw you this bone. Which one do you want to take? Claim statistics are useless, and you just lost to VG Emblem and your first post is retarded. Claim statistics are right, and you just went and lost anyway since the statistics don't support you? What do you do? What do you do?

Airthrow

06-27-2006, 03:07 PM

IMO the problem with that study (and most studies involving the criminal justice system) is that it focuses on human decision more than the data. Who gets arrested is not a direct correlation of who commits a crime. You don't have to commit a crime to be arrested. In many urban areas you just have to be there. Who gets arrested is a decision made by an officer and his predispositions. Racial profiling isn't a myth. The high rate of convictions against blacks doesn't speak to either point. It speaks to the point that the system prosecutes them more vigorously than the other races.

I hate this type of excuse making. The black community has a problem with crime. Which is why the notoriously shittiest neighborhoods in the U.S. are not even predominantly black...they're ALL BLACK. When you say it's a socio economic issue you're basically excusing their behavior as the disadvantaged, ignorant poor who can't help themselves or know any better.

How can you expect better of a people when you make those kinds of excuses for them? It's still just as amoral to steal and mug people whether you're Donald Trump or Jerome from the corner.

monbaby

06-27-2006, 04:04 PM

I hate this type of excuse making. The black community has a problem with crime. Which is why the notoriously shittiest neighborhoods in the U.S. are not even predominantly black...they're ALL BLACK. When you say it's a socio economic issue you're basically excusing their behavior as the disadvantaged, ignorant poor who can't help themselves or know any better.

How can you expect better of a people when you make those kinds of excuses for them? It's still just as amoral to steal and mug people whether you're Donald Trump or Jerome from the corner.

Because it' not thier fault they were put in that situation...

Blacks have always been in the butt end of the country...

We endured slavery and other such opressions...

I know it sounds redundant...

But you just can't dismiss that fact...

Then once we were released we had no jobs or anything really...

It's like we played a game of monopoly and evryone starts of with 1500 execpt the black people...

We literaly had nothing and we still dont to some degree...

Yes i know we have made HUGE advancements but we still have a LONG way to go before we are truely at the same level as whites...

So when you have people in these types of situations you gonna have people that react differently...

So many turn to crime and other such things...

Now i don't condome any type of stealing i can definately feel where they are coming from...

Especially since many whites got thier money from slave trades, bootlegging (drug dealing) and other such means...

Add to the fact that many whites reinforce the behavior that they are superior to us and we are criminals of course they have more blacks in prison...

Here is a statistic...

I know 80% of the country is white...

Yet close to 90% of blacks make up the prison population...

Why is this?...

in a countryof 260 million people...

Also in the 400 years of being in the country there are only 2 Black billionaires...

it looks to me that it's more than just blacks being lazy....

it's more like we have some injustices going around...

Muff Daddy

06-27-2006, 04:25 PM

Here is a statistic...

I know 80% of the country is white...

Yet close to 90% of blacks make up the prison population...

Why is this?...

in a countryof 260 million people...

Also in the 400 years of being in the country there are only 2 Black billionaires...

it looks to me that it's more than just blacks being lazy....

it's more like we have some injustices going around...

these stats are slightly off. its more like 70% white ppl. blacks are like 13.3% of the population. also, blacks don't make up 90% of the prison population - its more like 50%. the problem is that 13.3% of one group within the population accounts for 50% of the prison population.

but there are only (roughly) 38.3 million black ppl. that begs the question, "how many people are in jail in the united states?" at the end of June 2005 the number was around 2,186,230. ...which means that at least 1,093,115 of those prisoners were black (with some Latino/Hispanics peppered in) - if we are to believe the 50% statistic.

ok.... so what about the other 36-37 million black people who aren't in prison? what percentage of the 38 million black people in this country are actually in jail? if blacks make up 13.3% of the u.s. population then the 1,093,115 blacks in jail only represent like 1% of the 38 million black people in the u.s. the VAST MAJORITY of black folk are just trying to make their way in the world just like everyone else.

but even still, when people think of black people, their opinions are dominated by the statistics. and thats ok with me. but every now and then i'd like to think that the best of black people aren't going unnoticed: http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t054/T054620A.jpg -another sista in space...

meh, it doesn't matter. blacks will continue to acheive at the individual level just like individuals from every other racial group. i don't give a damn about what people think about "the group" because i know that people will continue to succeed at the individual level.

Roxie

06-27-2006, 04:31 PM

unfortunately, that isn't newsworthy.

monbaby

06-27-2006, 04:35 PM

these stats are slightly off. its more like 70% white ppl. blacks are like 13.3% of the population. also, blacks don't make up 90% of the prison population - its more like 50%. the problem is that 13.3% of one group within the population accounts for 50% of the prison population.

but there are only (roughly) 38.3 million black ppl. that begs the question, "how many people are in jail in the united states?" at the end of June 2005 the number was around 2,186,230. ...which means that at least 1,093,115 of those prisoners were black (with some Latino/Hispanics peppered in) - if we are to believe the 50% statistic.

ok.... so what about the other 36-37 million black people who aren't in prison? what percentage of the 38 million black people in this country are actually in jail? if blacks make up 13.3% of the u.s. population then the 1,093,115 blacks in jail only represent like 1% of the 38 million black people in the u.s. the VAST MAJORITY of black folk are just trying to make their way in the world just like everyone else.

but even still, when people think of black people, their opinions are dominated by the statistics. and thats ok with me. but every now and then i'd like to think that the best of black people aren't going unnoticed: http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t054/T054620A.jpg -another sista in space...

meh, it doesn't matter. blacks will continue to acheive at the individual level just like individuals from every other racial group. i don't give a damn about what people think about "the group" because i know that people will continue to succeed at the individual level.

Thanks for the clarifications...

Million

06-27-2006, 06:55 PM

It's a shame that CeCe Winans and Mary Mary are so hardcore gospel styled...I've always seen them as being quite hot/bangable. It's unfortunate when ya get hot ass gospel acts like that, because since they're all "gospelly", they will be wearing 200 lbs. of clothing at all times. The MOST skin I can hope to see is an ankle under a very long dress.:rolleyes:

WOW Kirk Franklin's wife is a PIECE of ass! :wow: Kirk reminds me of Stripe from Gremlins, btw. haha...Stripe started a lucrative career in gospel music, apparently...nice.

*yeah, I'm watching the BET Awards...which yet again has come out of nowhere. I swear they never even advertise this shit. EVERY year it's the same thing...I'm channel surfing and see "oh...BET Awards is on?!" Everyone else is the same way...nobody ever knows in advance that it's coming on.

*there is a billboard I noticed on my way home the other day. This billboard is plain orange with big white letters that say "i pooted." I will take a picture of this next time.

MadGaffler

06-27-2006, 10:06 PM

SNK is the soccer of video games.

VG Emblem

06-27-2006, 10:23 PM

Man, you know what's dissapointing?

Heinz Ketchup Kickers, or whatever it's called.

It's says "Hot & Spicy" yet is not very spicy at all. So fucking weak. It's like they're scared to really make it spicy because some idiot is going to poor it all over his food and then have a heart attack or something. So. Fucking. Weak. :tdown:

Rico!

06-27-2006, 10:35 PM

So I'm going back into the past to play more games I never bothered with the first time around. First was Majora's Mask, now its Resident Evil. The cutscenes are just funny as hell because of cheesy as hell live action + bad CG. The game engine is annoying as hell sometimes. Sometimes I press R1 lots of times so it will lock on to the enemy...and wont do it... Sometimes i shoot when aiming directly at them...bullet magically misses... being surrounded by 3+ zombies leads to an infinite combo with no hope of escaping... and there are hunters EVERY FUCKING WHERE!!

Normally I'd kill them all but this game gives you very limited ink ribbons and ammo, plus you can only carry six items. My first RE game was RE2, and usually I had tons of leftover clips of ammo and ink ribbons by the end of the game. Ah well, still having some good old fun with this game.

"Robert was bitten by a snake."
"it was not a snake...it was a MONSTER!"

On another note: Is it true RE games are english dubbed even in japan?

Azrael

06-27-2006, 10:48 PM

There are a lot of big franchise games I've missed out on over the years....

Resident Evil - I may have played the first one in passing, I don't think I finished it. Haven't played RE2 or anything since.

Tomb Raider - Rented the first one waaaaaay back when, never touched the series again.

Metal Gear Solid - Dunno why I've never played these games. I played the ORIGINAL Metal Gear on NES and remembered hating it. I understand Solid's way different, but...I dunno.

Grand Theft Auto - Here's another one I can only chalk up to "I dunno why".

RetroKid

06-27-2006, 10:53 PM

TheSix

06-27-2006, 10:59 PM

Im so tired of getting barked at everytime I walk up this street. Every person on the block has a fuckin' dog...loud dog at that. God do I hate animals.

Azrael

06-27-2006, 11:11 PM

Speaking of games I never bothered with, it's just about time for me to try playing Chrono Cross for more than 2 hours. I have had that game for 6 years, and every year I always give up playing after I meet Guile.
Heh, that's more or less the exact point that I always give up at too.

It's sad too, I bought the game immediately because I loved Chrono Trigger but it just can't hold my interest.

Bowling Pin

06-28-2006, 12:18 AM

Im so tired of getting barked at everytime I walk up this street. Every person on the block has a fuckin' dog...loud dog at that. God do I hate animals.

That's because they sense your emotion. Fuck that. Next time a dog barks at you, you cock your head at it, stare it in the eyes, and grab your dick. He'll realize you're the shit and back the fuck off.

Actually, no, instead he'll get even more pissed at you and try to eat you.

Azrael

06-28-2006, 01:35 AM

http://epicbball.ytmnd.com/ <- This straight up just blows my mind.

Dude hits a standing jump kick. To the face. A standing jump kick to someone's face. Jeeesus that's some serious air time. I mean, wow.

Seriously, that's a real-life Karin j.RK.

Taito

06-28-2006, 01:54 AM

Haha, Bruce Bowen doing a TMNT jump kick.

VG Emblem

06-28-2006, 02:49 AM

Speaking of YTMND, the new Worthwhile YTMNDs section thingie on the main page is a great addition.

Without it, I wouldn't have been able to find gems like this: http://mm3choppa.ytmnd.com/

AdverseSolutions

06-28-2006, 04:14 AM

Million

06-28-2006, 04:49 AM

Haven't played RE2 or anything since.ooooh that's a shame. RE2 surpassed the first game in every possible way, and I happen to consider part 2 as being one of the greatest video games ever in history. Whenever I make a top 10 or top whatever# list of games...RE2 will always be on it. Then you missed another legend in MGS?! That's still my longest-single play session game at 12+ hours. Yes, I played this game for 12 hours straight. I kept thinking to myself "eh, just one more level...I'll go to sleep after this..", but I couldn't stop. Eventually I beat the game....then I looked up and noticed the sun was rising...and I started playing that previous day at roughly 5pm. Really, my only critique of that game is that they went a little crazy with the cinema scenes...I'd completely understand someone complaining about that. The story was nice, but there were times when I was just wanting to get back to action.

---One franchise I've still not fully experienced; Metroid. Back in the NES days, there were just way too many other games that took priority over this. On SNES it was the same thing. I think I rented Super Metroid once..I'm not even sure. In the 16 bit era it was even worse...there were WAY too many other great games for me to spend time on a Metroid game.

--Metroid Prime--played it one time. I loved it, but again...there's just too many other good games. I was in the midst of my Phantasy Star Online addiction, then Viewtiful Joe came out, then Ultimate Muscle, etc.

AdverseSolutions

06-28-2006, 04:57 AM

million wait til you play ff12, srk will be a fucking ghost town lol

Million

06-28-2006, 05:07 AM

...well, if it's not fully real-time...I wouldn't be playing it. FF games tend to be turn-based or some variation of it. Also, Square managed to create the most fruity-looking main character in the history of the franchise with this guy in 12....but really, the non-real-time aspect of most RPGs keeps me away from them like the plague.(PSO was real-time hack/slash/shoot/magic. I loved Champions of Norrath too, as it was also real-time.) Then there's the problem of it being strictly on a Sony system; I've avoided those like the plague too, since their idea of "system quality" is scary.

I can't help but be proud of my post at this other forum, because it's straight up truth on the Unreal Champ2 situation. Someone was bitching about....single rockets of all things. SINGLE FUCKING ROCKETS. Yes, the primary mode of fire of a weapon.
ah, that's what I'm saying...it was pretty much the tone of my recent thread. Most of you people always attach these lame little rules of "honorable conduct" or whatever...and the silly thing is...it's not really necessary, as nothing in the game truly is an auto-win tactic. Please. This is a game; we're not samurai in ancient japan. (*the worst thing is what...EMP vs. Robots? Even there...you still have the choice to ...duh...NOT pick a stupid robot! Imagine that...there are only 3 robot characters...so it's not like that automatically eliminates a large chunk of the cast *on a sidenote...perhaps I'm lucky, but I've only been killed by an EMP combo exactly three times in my entire time of playing the game.)

Once again...every time I skim over the threads here...I can't help but be reminded of all those annoying fighting game fans who complained about "throws are cheap", or "AHVBx3 is cheap...I don't use that when I play", or "Sentinel is cheap", or what the hell ever. It's just pitiful, and holds things off from being truly competitive. It's not a real competition if you're all going to play with kid gloves on....constantly pulling punches, holding back, etc.

Yeah, I guess you'd all be just fine with the next Unreal having everyone be exactly the same, with ONE gun. Oh that is just SO exciting I can barely f**king contain myself. It's like everyone here has the DBZ mentality of "I can beat you with only 25% of my real powerlevel."

Single rockets are the primary mode of fire on the damn weapon. We all know that rockets are usually strong no matter what the game is, simply due to the nature of what the weapon is. This has got to be the most asanine thing anyone has ever complained about. Of course, no one here certainly cares(*it's tragic that the people at the epic forums are the ONLY ones I can ever discuss that game with, as the community is so pathetically small)...I just wanted to look at my own beautiful post again.

AdverseSolutions

06-28-2006, 05:39 AM

million, you're gonna miss out on some serious ASS is all i'm sayin, oh and an amazing game

Azrael

06-28-2006, 07:17 AM

he goes into bnb cc after this too!
:rofl: Oh man, that's too broken.

It's way too funny when video game moves somehow show up in real life. I remember a few years back, someone posted on SRK a vid of a Brazilian babysitter getting flying kicked right on the street...it was beautiful, she was just walking along and dude came flying in OUT OF NOWHERE and straight up nailed her. It was a Liu Kang F,F LK, no doubt. That was one of the funniest things, ever.

------------

Speaking of Million's post, I remember being all "throws are dishonorable". If you hit a throw accidentally you'd apologize to the other player and let them score a free hit on you in return. That's how it was in my arcade. Man have I changed.

And I want to catch up on the games I've missed out on eventually, especially Metal Gear Solid. I just don't have the time I used to have anymore. :sad:

Tantin

06-28-2006, 07:34 AM

One day I'll be so famous you bitches will put my head on a dog.

EDIT~
It took four self control meters not to randomly send that to an SRKer on my aim list.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU, TITTY.

Muff Daddy

06-28-2006, 08:01 AM

One day I'll be so famous you bitches will put my head on a dog.

EDIT~
It took four self control meters not to randomly send that to an SRKer on my aim list.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU, TITTY.

:u:

...... :rofl:

ok now you've got my attention. ...why a dog? why not like... a Pez dispenser or something?

RaishinX

06-28-2006, 08:34 AM

Where the fuck is the raaaaaaiiiiin!!!!

Rico!

06-28-2006, 09:13 AM

About RE2 being so good...Yeah it was. Back in 98 those FMVs were incredible. Motion capturing and all. I still enjoying them now a days. Then RE3 went and took two steps back.

----

I'm currently people watching here in school. There's more girls here in the summer...hmmm... But for all the small groups there still the same common trait... one attractive girl and 1 or 2 below average/ugly friends. What be the deal with this?

---

"Nigga please" is my favorite black phrase of them all.

Tantin

06-28-2006, 09:21 AM

:u:

...... :rofl:

ok now you've got my attention. ...why a dog? why not like... a Pez dispenser or something?

Like Egypt. It's called history, look it up, Honkey.

EXCEPT MY NOSE SHALL TRANSEND TIME ITSELF.

Muff Daddy

06-28-2006, 09:29 AM

Like Egypt. It's called history, look it up, Honkey.

EXCEPT MY NOSE SHALL TRANSEND TIME ITSELF.

dammit. i wasn't thinking about Egyptian history when i replied. but it all makes sense now. once you get rich and famous they'll put your head on a statue in the shape of a dog.

...and they'll call you An00bis.

hi-ooooooooooooooooooooo!

Stabby

06-28-2006, 09:36 AM

Million, have you played RE4 yet?

Tantin

06-28-2006, 09:39 AM

~

And I'll call you bitch, and demand to know where my money is.

Lord, let us say Tantin Stone's prayer, and smite Titty, and the wicked honkeyness he stands for.

Taito

06-28-2006, 09:55 AM

Damn I had a really bad day today.. REALLY bad.. I don't feel like talking about it and I don't want any pity, I'm just shocked how this entire day was totally not in my favor.. it's like the opposite of that old Ice Cube song..

RaishinX

06-28-2006, 10:12 AM

But for all the small groups there still the same common trait... one attractive girl and 1 or 2 below average/ugly friends. What be the deal with this?

Ugly chicks hang out with more attractive chicksn to make themselves feel prettier. Attractive chicks hang out with ugly chicks for the exact same reason.

In other news...

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY RAIN, BITCH!?

OneInchPunch

06-28-2006, 11:10 AM

Im so tired of getting barked at everytime I walk up this street. Every person on the block has a fuckin' dog...loud dog at that. God do I hate animals.
What I hate more than that is when you're jogging past a fence where you can't see the dog and you do a "I just got the shit scared out of me" spaz attack.

arcticninja

06-28-2006, 02:32 PM

Murt!

06-28-2006, 02:49 PM

Airthrow

06-28-2006, 04:25 PM

My new job at the airport is fucking badass.

So my class (you have to take a week long class, followed by on the job training for a week before you're a "new hire") is in the van being driven to our stations on the tarmac. The instructor says "So, who wants to be a transfer runner?" two people get out and learn to go do that. Everyone knows how to be a ramper, which is the person who loads and unloads the plane, guides the planes in, and attaches the tow bar to the front landing gear, etc.

Anyways, I didn't get out because I hate fucking driving the tugs, the trucks that pull the carts. They handle like fucking shopping carts, when you want to stop turning, it KEEPS FUCKING TURNING, so you have to slow your turn hella early, it's like trying to steer a shopping cart on an ice rink.

Then I say "Hey Sergio, what about if we want to be in the bagwell?" The bag well is the place where Baggage comes down the conveyor belt after being scanned and shit, and then loaded onto the carts to be taken to their specific plane. There are two conveyors on top of each other, a low one and one about chest high. My ONLY job is to make sure every bag goes on the right cart to go to the right plane. If no bags come down my conveyor? I sit there and fucking chill. Seriously, I get paid to do this. SOOO easy. It's not for wimps because some of the bags are fucking heavy, but I LOVE how no one is there looking over my shoulder to boss me or make me do stupid inane shit all the time. If I make sure the bags are on their proper cart in a timely manner? People LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE and I can chill. It's as simple as reading "ORD" on a tag and putting it on the cart that goes to Chicago.

Meanwhile the rampers are running around like chickens with their heads cut off trying to make sure the plane has water, electricity, and is loaded and unloaded correctly and that the number of bags is right.

Then I re-did my budget for the upcomming year? If I can work 32 hours of overtime every week (which is basically two 16 hour shifts which are EASY if they're in the bag well), I will basically have a SHITLOAD of money saved up so I can go to the Philippines for my 4 years to study IN STYLE, won't need to go in the dorms, I can just find my own place to stay. This is a lot different than my previous budgeting where I thought I would have to borrow money to go.

So as soon as I get over this stressful transition of moving out...my life is easy street (other than being constantly horny and tempted all the fucking time).

Million

06-28-2006, 04:39 PM

I haven't bought Res.Evil4 yet....but I will have it eventually. I'm already sure it's amazing, from all the positive commentary I've heard/read, and everything I've seen about it = awesome.

THE OLIVIA™ is looking even better than ever today....

..oh, and Attack of the Show is about to barbecue some food....on a guy who is on fire. Whoever came up with this knows what entertainment is all about.

*and yes...I've hated turn-based video games since the 8bit days. Whenever I'm reading up on a game for the first time...the minute I see something like "..in this latest turn-based installment of the.." I will instantly turn the page, and lose all interest forever. In my head, those words instantly signal the Price is Right Loser theme for the game.

*I saw a hot co-worker's panties today. She had on some tight pants, and was bending over by the copy machine. I got the visual on tape....I may even be able to post a snapshot later...if anyone is curious.

*FINALLY I captured that legendary Howard Stern Show soundbyte where they sing "whaaaat a total fagggg!" in perfectly harmonized voices. I was listening to a show I had in mp3 form last night, and I noticed it....clipped that particular segment out into a new mp3, and there ya go. Finally that soundbyte is mine.

OneInchPunch

06-28-2006, 05:17 PM

snip
Good luck raising the money. :tup: What are you going to study in the Philipines?

Jappo

06-28-2006, 05:47 PM

Brazilian and Persian girls are fucking hot.

Airthrow

06-28-2006, 06:10 PM

Good luck raising the money. :tup: What are you going to study in the Philipines?

Don't really care that much but probably chemistry.

arcticninja

06-28-2006, 08:29 PM

saw Superman Returns tonight, it was pretty good!

Stabby

06-28-2006, 08:33 PM

Million, go buy the damn game tomorrow. It is dirt cheap by now, and was well worth the price at full cost.

I recommend the Gamecube version.

Rico!

06-28-2006, 08:42 PM

the three RE ports (RE2, RE3, RECVX) for gamecube are fucking hard to find... Of course they're on ebay but I dont feel like paying full price for them.

I just finished Chris' game in RE: director's cut. Man...that wasn't satisfying at all. I have no motivation to even start Jill's game.

Million

06-28-2006, 09:04 PM

Perhaps....it is time for me to finally get caught up on some things I missed this generation...like Metroid Primes, RE4, Wario World, etc. The pay stub was in the mail today ...and I saw that gorgeous overtime/premium time money on there...and the great thing is...the next pay will have overtime on it too.

*I'm still missing my precious t-angle website. Besides Webshots(*which is more of an accidentally good uppie/voy site anyway), no other site in the entire history of the internet even came close to the voyeru/upskirt content on t-angle. Not even VWeb.(which was around since at least late 96 / early 97. VW sucks now, btw...bastards lost their way...lost sight of the original point and theme) For the quality of the content, I would've guessed it to be a pay-site if I didn't know better. I happen to be using a t-angle pic as my desktop wallpaper right now...it's a great shot from their classic "Aoi" series. Aoi was probably the hottest girl on the site. I did find a few new similar sites just now though...but of course they pale in comparison to the great t-angle.

*in other sad news...it appears that the hot asian neighbor is moving out tonight....she has a boyfriend. Of course, he is white.

Jappo

06-28-2006, 09:28 PM

If it's any help Million, I'm going to link you to a site that I go. Only thing is that there's hardly any voy pics. Pm's, of course.

Stabby

06-28-2006, 10:06 PM

Man, I got ripped the fuck off today.

I was buying tires for my car because three of the ones I have were worn down. So I hit up the tire place.

I ask the guy for tires, he asks for the make and model, and then asks to go out and take a look at it. I only need three tires, since one had gotten a flat a few months ago and was basically new.

Anyway, he came back in and the conversation goes--

Him - We have three of the same tires that you had on the replaced wheel. They'll run you 69.99 each.
Me - Cool. Give me those.

So he pulls up the forms and stuff, tells me it'll be 2 hours, and makes me sign some stuff. I ask for an oil change as well, and he said that'll run me $20. Total on the form says 340, but he scratches that out and puts $300, then tells me to sign. I figure the rest of the costs are just installation fees and stuff.

Anyway, work gets done and I charge it on my CC. I get the bill, hop back in my car.

What the fuck. Total came out to $340-- the labor for putting on the tires was covered in the cost of the tires themselves. I was charged nearly $100 for lifetime warranties and roadside assitance and all sorts of other bullshit on the fucking tires. Shit I never agreed to, or was even asked if I wanted.

I had to get out of there because my cousin needed a ride, and I didn't have time to contest the charges before they closed. But I'll go back tomorrow and try to get my money back for stuff that I'll never be using.

Carpet Lint

06-28-2006, 10:19 PM

Million, I need the names of all the prominent Memphis newspapers.

The Grizzlies got Rudy Gay in the draft, and if I don't see variations of "MEMPHIS GETS GAY" headlines all over the sports sections of tomorrow's newspapers, I've promised that I'm going to go and burn the entire motherfucking city down.

__________

I just bought a nano iTrip off eBay for thirty bucks!

I think I've fallen off the eBay wagon again - I can tell this is just the first of my insane unstoppable spiral into addictive financial hell.

What is the deal with these fuckers that wait until thirty seconds before the auction ends and just keep bidding by increments of $0.20 until they get the high bid?

Why don't you just enter your maximum bid and then just END IT?

VG Emblem

06-29-2006, 03:15 AM

OMG FINALLY! YYYEEESSSSS!!!

I've finally found it again, after all this time...
http://www.tetrisblocks.net/flaur.html

:rofl:

Million

06-29-2006, 04:37 AM

There's only one paper I know of in Memphis---"The Commercial Appeal".

*not all babies are cute. I've seen some seriously ugly babies before.
Unskippable logo and FBI Warning screens on dvds are highly annoying.
*this week is taking forever. It seems like Monday was 4 years ago.

Rico!

06-29-2006, 06:05 AM

what's with asian girls and white skin? For the third time this morning a chinese girl asked me how did I get my skin so white. I responded with "the hell you talkin about?" (its naturally like that...I dont try to make it that color) how do you actually make skin white in the first place?

Azrael

06-29-2006, 06:23 AM

Oh dear God, you should see them in Japan...the women walk under umbrellas and wear arm stockings and literally run away from the sunlight. I've never seen a people so afraid of sunlight...aside from vampires of course. For all we know, Japanese women could be Supermen but they have no way of knowing because they've never let themselves be exposed to that wonderful yellow sun.

AdverseSolutions

06-29-2006, 06:34 AM

az man how's your japaneezy? must be really good now considering your new gf. finally got a full time translation job so my written is of course getting real good, still suck at speaking (imho) though. thankfully however my kanji knowledge will help in the search for our lord jesus jack bauer in the winter.

Azrael

06-29-2006, 07:47 AM

Not bad I guess. Listening and speaking are pretty good, and I can read more kanji than I'd expect. ....Don't ask me to hand-write any of them though. :rofl: I'm gonna go for the 1-kyuu in the Winter...I KNOW I'll fail the first time around, but the very act of taking the test will motivate me to study more.

Congrats on the translation job. I'm on the job hunt myself, so I'm curious as to know how you found it.

Roxie

06-29-2006, 07:53 AM

az man how's your japaneezy?
Well, he's easy-breezy...

Azrael

06-29-2006, 08:02 AM

...It's times like this when I wish SRK had a rimshot icon.

Roxie

06-29-2006, 10:52 AM

Ikea is awesome!
I got
ALL THIS (http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=779&stc=1&d=1151603780) for $4.99....so I got two packs...however, this is only one.

Million

06-29-2006, 04:44 PM

So, I finally got the "i pooted." sign on video. It's just a 4mb file...here it is: http://rapidshare.de/files/24514096/ipootedsign.mpg.html

I'm not sure it's even advertising anything. It's just a big sign that says.. "i pooted."

*InVeRs3*

06-29-2006, 05:35 PM

Fishjie is the only SRK member who's not a premium and has a gillion bars.

fishjie

06-29-2006, 05:41 PM

i like to touch myself. who wants to rep this post?

FistsofFury

06-29-2006, 07:20 PM

Fishjie is the only SRK member who's not a premium and has a gillion bars.

*ahem*

Well I used to be premium. I need to get it again. Must have the shields that give my e-penis a +5 bonus.

Slow nights when your job is heavilly dependant on tips suck hard.

RoninChaos

06-29-2006, 07:22 PM

Hunter D

06-29-2006, 07:24 PM

i like to touch myself. who wants to rep this post?
A/S/L?

VG Emblem

06-29-2006, 07:31 PM

A/S/L?
14/f/Cali (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/VGEmblem/14-f-cali-1.jpg)

:wink:

Rico!

06-29-2006, 07:41 PM

*ahem*

Well I used to be premium. I need to get it again. Must have the shields that give my e-penis a +5 bonus.

Slow nights when your job is heavilly dependant on tips suck hard.

Ha. Reminds me of a restaurant in chinatown. Almost any weekday was slow. The waitresses would be sitting around doing nothing...as I walked in they'd all jump at the chance to serve me. I got a kick out of that for some reason.

I'm a nice tipper most of the time... treat me nicely and I get very generous...but give me an attitude and yo ass gets a measly dollar!!

Heart of Hatred

06-29-2006, 08:07 PM

OMG FINALLY! YYYEEESSSSS!!!

I've finally found it again, after all this time...
http://www.tetrisblocks.net/flaur.html

:rofl:

I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Million

06-29-2006, 08:08 PM

yeah, it is confirmed. The hot asian neighbor is moving away :sad: The UHaul truck is out there now, and they're loading up.

*I'm finally listening to the "revelations!" episode of the Howard Stern Show. Sal's confession reminded me of that one time I saw my hot aunt in a t-shirt and panties. (*Sal's confession = at 14, he would hide in a closet and jerk while watching his cousin or aunt.)
that reminds me...I would've posted that up in the srk Crazy Story thread, but it's not quite "crazy" enough...just mildly crazy, I guess. It wasn't even a planned thing. I happened to be up late one night, watching the hot ass latin broads on Univision...and then suddenly my aunt came out of the bedroom with a just the tshirt and panties. I was immediately ready to bust on myself at any second. Luckily, the couch pillows were there to conceal the situation going on in my pants. TOGURO™ was fully awakened. It's a shame there were no such incidents with my cousins. I have cousins that are easily Toni Braxton-level hot.

VG Emblem

06-29-2006, 08:13 PM

I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
Get in line.

It starts around 3 miles to the left.

Rico!

06-29-2006, 09:30 PM

Saw one of the funniest things today. A bum was laying down on the subway station stairs, and 2 police men were next to him saying he'd better get up. The bum said "yo man i'm tryin to get some sleep here." They tried moving him but he kept fighting with them. So the cop said "this is the last time. If you dont move we're going to tase you." (NICE!) The bum didn't respond. Thus the officer pulls out his taser and shocks the bastard. All I heard was "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU!!!" After he stopped resisting they took his ass out of the station. So fucking funny.

---

I'm the only person I know that likes gospel music. :-( (omg i'm religious!!! stfu if you have a problem with it)

*InVeRs3*

06-29-2006, 09:47 PM

The dude who made scientology thought he was Satan.

I just wanted to say that after reading VG Emblem's sig.

ShinAkumax

06-29-2006, 09:53 PM

I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Oh man, I've never been so split before in my life. Right now, you are my favitore newb just because of that post. But in the other hand.... I found -----> http://www.tetrisblocks.net/flaur.html HILLARIOUS! What the hell is that?

VG Emblem

06-29-2006, 09:56 PM

Oh man, I've never been so split before in my life. Right now, you are my favitore newb just because of that post. But in the other hand.... I found -----> http://www.tetrisblocks.net/flaur.html HILLARIOUS! What the hell is that?
I have no idea, actually.

But I remember seeing that like, probably almost a year ago, and I found it too funny. But I haven't been able to find the link ever since then. Then yesterday, I finally found it. It's still great. :sad: <-- Tears of joy.

ShinAkumax

06-29-2006, 10:06 PM

It's beautiful, just beautiful. I found this other one really funny too.

http://tetrisblocks.net/rollingthunder.html

That whole site seems to be a great place to be when you are high.

VG Emblem

06-29-2006, 10:12 PM

Haha, most of them are pretty cool.

But, is it just me, or is there no link on the main page to the Super Slam thing?

ShinAkumax

06-29-2006, 11:04 PM

There is no link indeed. It's just... there. Out there in the internet, waiting to be discovered. Kinda like god really... If you believe in that sorta thing.... Or Super Macho Man.

abacabb

06-30-2006, 12:41 PM

Woo! Finally my internet is working.

kimjongiLL

06-30-2006, 01:40 PM

A lot of men in their late forties, early fifties, commit suicide or become violent sexual criminals because of the combination of loneliness and stress from an unsatisfying job .

It's not their fault though.

Starting from childhood, they constantly berated by conservative parents and religion, telling them they're bad children, they're going to hell if they masterbate, and you need to be a nice guy, fall in love, get married, and only then can you have sex, but only for procreation.

I went to lunch with my co-worker today.

He's 49 years old and alone. No children.

This is a grown ass adult, and he started talking to me about how he dated some woman, but that was seven years ago, he's just getting out of a five year marriage now, but the woman left him, and now he's randomly telling me out of nowhere how lonely he is, he does all these nice things, women don't do anything back, "but that's life right?"

Damn... I don't even know where to begin. Anyway, the advice I gave him was that you need to just be yourself, but be your most excellent self. Mitigate the unnecessary stress from your life. You can't expect any woman to like you unless you like yourself first.

I didn't even go into the more advanced stuff like subtle body language, voice tone, or flirting. Just for the love of God, stop acting needy and desperate. Yeah, you're old now, but that doesn't mean you can stop being a man. Regardless of age, any woman will be unsatisfied and leave you lonely and depressed if you don't always be your best self to keep her excited and attracted.

---------

There's absolutely no reason for any young person to be depressed, feel hopeless, or consider suicide.

You have a brain.

Use it.

Use the brain to find your self motivation. Get out to become your best self possible.

I look back at this exact time last year and I was locking myself in my room playing video games for 8 hours straight on my days off. When I did go to work, I would be miserable and complain about how my life sucks once I got home to write in my journal.

I went out with three different women this week. One came to chill at my house and let me touch her where ever I wanted to (although I didn't and only touched the spots she wanted me to touch after I made her say, "Please.").

I'm honestly amazed at what just a little self motivation and discipline can do, so that's why I'm saying right now, if anybody else is/was having some mental problems or loneliness issues, get off your ass and do something about it. Don't complain. Instead, stfu and handle your shit.

START NOW while you're still young. Time is your most valuable commodity. Otherwise you end up old and miserable like him (and I meet a lot of people in my line of work, so he isn't the first guy I met like that btw). Mario isn't going anywhere. Your time is though.

Dan?

06-30-2006, 01:48 PM

Woo! Finally my internet is working.

I was wondering where you'd run off to you filthy bilge-rat. Welcome back.

Many would consider it quite 'hoe-moe-shmeck-shoo-uhll' of me, but I love acappella and harmonizing in general. A friend and I think that, we were to find two others friends who were tenors, we might just rock the face off the entire earth. Might.

I finally own a copy of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. I'ma sit down and practice that beast. ZA WARUDO!

abacabb

06-30-2006, 01:50 PM

I was wondering where you'd run off to you filthy bilge-rat. Welcome back.

Many would consider it quite 'hoe-moe-shmeck-shoo-uhll' of me, but I love acappella and harmonizing in general. A friend and I think that, we were to find two others friends who were tenors, we might just rock the face off the entire earth. Might.

I finally own a copy of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. I'ma sit down and practice that beast. ZA WARUDO!
Jojo Owns so hard! I love that game. Too bad all my friends compared it to Mvc2 right off the bat and never gave the game a chance. Shit, I need some new friends.

Dan?

06-30-2006, 01:52 PM

Dio Brando, Hol Horse, and JoJo are monsters. I wish I was as much of a space pimp as JoJo.

WRYYYYYY!

abacabb

06-30-2006, 02:06 PM

Space Pimp? Im stealing that one. Shit, Im gettin that shit tattooed.
"Abacabb=Space Pimp extraordonaire"

Rico!

06-30-2006, 02:08 PM

Jojo is the shit (both manga and game).

I'm so bored at work. Over 300 games via emulators and I'm still bored. Thats my problem with Emulation. I can download games like crazy and never feel like finishing them. I have to own the actually own the disc/cartridge and play it on the system. Then I'll feel more inclined to playing the game seriously. Exceptions are the fighters we never get on console.

fishjie

06-30-2006, 02:08 PM

Shoryuken!

VG Emblem

06-30-2006, 04:05 PM

Man, the 50kb file size limit truly sucks.

I would have a beastly avatar right now if it was like 100kb...

Jappo

06-30-2006, 05:55 PM

I just realized that I'm wearing my sheed af1's for the 4th time since I've bought them when they came out and I just love them. These shoes are my favorite. :lovin:

Million

06-30-2006, 06:19 PM

So...if you get on/transfer/whatever to the 360 version of Live...can you still play regular Xbox 1 games on Live? I guess I'm asking...is your account still the same and thus still accessible to old Xbox(non-BC list) games online? I will get a x360 very soon...but I wouldn't want my "upgraded Live" to cut me off from playing xbox 1 stuff....of course I'm referring to the non-BC-list Unreal Champ 2. I realize the harsh truth that this game will NEVER be even considered for the list.(*while things like Barbie Goddamn Fucking Horse Adventure make the list....because the world hates me like that) I still enjoy playing to the 2 or 3 people that play UC2 online....at least when they're not booting me because they suck so much dick.

*y'know...I seriously doubt most supposedly depressed people know what real hopelessness is all about. Like "D-Fens" from Falling Down said...I guess I'm on the other side of the moon now. I've drifted so far into that "dark side", it's actually turned around and made me somewhat content...in an unusual way. I feel free, and no longer so bound to this attachment we refer to as "hope". There simply is no hope....and for some reason, there's a feeling of relief...like I am no longer shackled or imprisoned. It actually feels pretty damn good. It's interesting though, the more I look at this in my constant self-psycho-analyzations...

*What the hell is the point of Star Trek 2.0 on G4? I didn't realize this right away because I loathe that franchise so much...but I recently noticed that they cut the screen way down on this particular broadcast of the show....so the audience has to look at the show with only about 45%, maybe less of the screen...the rest of the screen is taken up by random junk/funfact garbage. How could you even enjoy the show like this, assuming you're a fan in the first place? It's already annoying when I see random ads running just on the bottom of the screen during a show...but this 2.0 has things on the bottom, sides, and top of the screen...leaving the space for the actual show as nothing but a little square in the middle of your tv screen. It's like the worst possible use of "picture in picture".

*Of course, since I've had my HD cam...all of those interesting "characters" I see out on the streets on my way to and from work....all of them...have disappeared. Just my luck, of course. I haven't seen the dude with the newspaper hats in several months now. "Kankoro"(heh, Naruto reference...this guy walks around with a dummy/puppet.) is gone too.

VG Emblem

06-30-2006, 07:05 PM

Seriously, look at this kickass avatar:

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/VGEmblem/RutgerCriticalAV.gif

And you know what?
ONE FUCKING KILOBYTE OVER THE LIMIT! GODFUCKINGDAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!

*awaits impatiently as he hopes friend that made it will somehow shave a kb off*

VG Emblem

06-30-2006, 07:37 PM

Wow, somehow another friend of mine somehow got it down to about 30kb. Awesome.

Thoughts?

arcticninja

06-30-2006, 08:17 PM

man, not having access to srk at work fucking sucks

ethnic_scrap

06-30-2006, 08:50 PM

man, not having access to srk at work fucking sucks

gtunnel.com (http://www.gtunnel.com) should do it. Or do they block proxy sites as well?

Hyuga

06-30-2006, 08:54 PM

So I totally have the hots for this girl. The problem is is that she's too hot. So asking girls out I think I have a chance with I have no problem with, but this girl gets me really nervous about asking her out. But I finally decided to do it anyways, cause what's the harm. Well in the one day it took me to decide to ask her out, apparently some sood looking cop she met the day before jumped ahead of the line. And she's really interested in him.

So moral of the story? If u wanna ask a girl out, just go ahead and do it.

VG Emblem

06-30-2006, 08:57 PM

Penguin

06-30-2006, 09:04 PM

^You sound like you should become a samurai or something.

*InVeRs3*

06-30-2006, 09:10 PM

Here comes a random semi-rant, prepare.

How the fuck is it that so many people can be so utterly honorless (for a lack of a better word)?

Here's a case in point:

In my school, maybe about 2 weeks before it ended, something happened. This kid, one that's not even really my friend, (I knew him, kinda, but he wasn't really my friend), for some reason, is carrying around like $20 worth of quarters. Now don't ask me why he had this shitload of quarters, but he did. He reaches into his pocket to pull something out, and then, a bunch of his coins fall on the floor. There was a bunch of other kids around, and you know what they do? They all scurry to pick up as many coins as possible, and I did too.

You know what they do afterwards? They run off with the coins, knowing it was his. And you know what I do? I, who probably got more than anyone else, just gives them back to him. I'm pretty sure I was the ONLY person to do that. Do you not notice something completely wrong here?

Shouldn't everybody just return his coins to him? He was right there, they knew it belonged to him, but why was it that only I returned them with no problem?

Because they're honorless cunts, and they will be the adults of the future. Pray. :sad:

What a bunch of assholes. I would've given his quarters back too. His parents worked hard for that money and look at what happend. Stupid kids think money grows out of trees. Those people will be second on my list on my shoot-a-thon to end cancer where i'll donate $5 a kill towards cancer research.

edit:
It reminds me of when I was in high school. A retard kid fell down and he had trouble getting up. NO ONE HELPPED, there was about 6 people who passed by him. I was the only guy who tried to help him up. I mean come on! He's retarded and fell right next to you. If you were 8-10 ffeet away from him that's understandable to pass by but you were 2 feet a way from him. Help that guy out.

Roxie

06-30-2006, 10:44 PM

The Devil Wears Prada was AWESOME.
Very funny, lots of amazing clothing....and for you guys, LOTS of hot models in underwear.

I think you'd need extra pants for this movie, Million.

Superman was f'ing GREAT btw. It beat my expectations bloody.

TheSix

06-30-2006, 10:52 PM

Our governer is the fuckin' Terminator and he will kick any other governers ass.

Penguin

06-30-2006, 11:13 PM

Superman was f'ing GREAT btw. It beat my expectations bloody.
I think its because everybody (at least that I knew) had really low expectations before seeing it. So when it was actually pretty good everyone was really impressed.

VG Emblem

06-30-2006, 11:17 PM

What a bunch of assholes. I would've given his quarters back too. His parents worked hard for that money and look at what happend. Stupid kids think money grows out of trees. Those people will be second on my list on my shoot-a-thon to end cancer where i'll donate $5 a kill towards cancer research.

edit:
It reminds me of when I was in high school. A retard kid fell down and he had trouble getting up. NO ONE HELPPED, there was about 6 people who passed by him. I was the only guy who tried to help him up. I mean come on! He's retarded and fell right next to you. If you were 8-10 ffeet away from him that's understandable to pass by but you were 2 feet a way from him. Help that guy out.
Yeah, most people tend to not help anybody out unless there's personal gain for them.

That's fucked up, and it will eventually lead to the fall of humanity...

Heh, it reminds me of some commercial for some insurance company where someone does a good deed and then someone sees it and then proceeds to do a good deed also. It forms a chain of good deeds, done out of pure kindness, and it helps make the world a better place. This is like the exact fucking opposite.

*InVeRs3*

06-30-2006, 11:47 PM

Yeah, most people tend to not help anybody out unless there's personal gain for them.

That's fucked up, and it will eventually lead to the fall of humanity...

Heh, it reminds me of some commercial for some insurance company where someone does a good deed and then someone sees it and then proceeds to do a good deed also. It forms a chain of good deeds, done out of pure kindness, and it helps make the world a better place. This is like the exact fucking opposite.

Funny thing is that's the only lasting memory I've had in high school. I don't really remember any thing else and I graduated there a year ago.

edit: outside of highschool when i was 14-18, that's a different story. FUN TIMES HEHE.

marcusg

07-01-2006, 01:07 AM

An ant just stung my penis. Should I be worried?

VG Emblem

07-01-2006, 01:12 AM

Funny thing is that's the only lasting memory I've had in high school. I don't really remember any thing else and I graduated there a year ago.

edit: outside of highschool when i was 14-18, that's a different story. FUN TIMES HEHE.
Was it that bad or just boring? I know I usually can't remember shit that's boring as fuck...

An ant just stung my penis. Should I be worried?
Thanks for the new sig. :tup: :rofl:

Iuseryu

07-01-2006, 01:14 AM

its 4:05 AM, I have to be at work at 7:30 AM. Do they sell coffee in an IV bag?

I started reading "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks...its a good investment.

and now, some Sage Francis for you all:

While emcees were burning ism I earned degrees in journalism,
Learning the system and about how freedom of speech is worth killing for.
But watch what you say in all those interviews!
You're in limbo? WELL WE'RE IN LIMBO TOO!

Contact the dead to get advice from Anne Landers.
Transmit personal problems like head lice in bandanas.
The big man on campus has delusions of grandure,
Doing a thesis on ebonics, unconsciously using poor grammar.

Your mannerisms are suitable to cancer victims.
How much opposition does it take for your stance or position
To dance to this rhythm? (you're jignorant, baby!)
Dance to this rhythm. (Go ahead, baby!)

Ah, forget it. It's actually accepted for rappers to have no ethics.
Their albums would benefit if they put in half the effort.
I attended candle light vigils for Matthew Sheppard,
While you put out another "fuck you, faggot" record.

That Ain't Right.

I blame my hate mail on typographical errors,
Correct the mispellings and then send out thank you notes for the love letters.
Accept rejection when I get a return to sender.
Reject acceptance when the girl's got an agenda.

I've entered this Brave New World of true cowards,
Talkin' 'bout, "No one goes to shows no more. They're too crowded."
So they stay home and burn shit.
Then they say, "I downloaded your life off the net. Totally worth it."

It's 2003. Time to stop acting like assholes.
It ain't about backpackers or cash flow,
Fashionable afros, salon style dreds or frat clothes,
And it ain't about these fuckin' loud mouths shoutin, "BATTLE!"

African medalions didn't sell platinum albums.
That's part of the reason why you think hiphop died.
It was here before you were. It'll be here in the future.
Life's not a bitch, she's just sick of being personified.

That Ain't Right.

This household is filled with the half-deads.
They've got a mouthfull of pills because they're crack heads.
They shout that I'm ill, but they're doubtful of skill,
With the type of stabbing that turns my back red.

I don't blast lead, I write until my pen explodes.
All over fashion dreds and your Echo clothes.
I don't listen when they say, "Shit ain't ever gonna change,"
and they say I ain't got no soooooouuuuuul...

Hunter D

07-01-2006, 01:17 AM

An ant just stung my penis. Should I be worried?
Why in the fuck did you have an ant near your dick? What were you planning to do?:confused:

*InVeRs3*

07-01-2006, 01:42 AM

Was it that bad or just boring? I know I usually can't remember shit that's boring as fuck...

Thanks for the new sig. :tup: :rofl:

It's really boring. I was asleep or not there 1/2 the time, maybe that's why :rofl: .

marcusg

07-01-2006, 01:53 AM

Why in the fuck did you have an ant near your dick? What were you planning to do?:confused:

I was putting on my boxers and the next thing I knew my dick was on fire. Then I took the boxers off to find my penis covered with ants. Trust me, that kind of thing doesnt turn anyone on.

Murt!

07-01-2006, 02:13 AM

at 14, I'd hit pretty much anything.

That's kinda how I'm Feeling right now. Seems like 90% of the females I see are fair game =\

Manx

07-01-2006, 03:09 AM

I was putting on my boxers and the next thing I knew my dick was on fire. Then I took the boxers off to find my penis covered with ants. Trust me, that kind of thing doesnt turn anyone on.
Nigga you said AN ant. Last time I got anything covered in ants it wasn't my penis and it wasn't bitten by just AN ant. Your dick is about to look like that one dude's with the bullet clap in a few minutes.

TehNewGuy

07-01-2006, 03:28 AM

Were they dirty underware? How the fuck did a ton of ants just hop onto your penis without you knowing?

Dhalsimowns

07-01-2006, 05:04 AM

Best games ever - No particular order

1. Chrono Trigger
2. Masters of Magic
3. Doom
4. FF6
5. Tekken 3
6. RE
7. MGS
8. GTA
9. XenoGears
10. Metroid

K, making this list made me realize I am too old and there are too many good games to fit in a top 10.

Iuseryu

07-01-2006, 06:52 AM

abacabb

07-01-2006, 06:59 AM

I was putting on my boxers and the next thing I knew my dick was on fire. Then I took the boxers off to find my penis covered with ants. Trust me, that kind of thing doesnt turn anyone on.
How?

maxx

07-01-2006, 08:17 AM

i honestly believe moms have a ho-sixth sense.

like they smell ho a mile away...and its not cause of hygene issues.

i wanna get me a girl that can act right in from the moms and be the dirtiest chick i know in bed. but my moms can sense ho..its hard.

Dan?

07-01-2006, 08:17 AM

I was putting on my boxers and the next thing I knew my dick was on fire. Then I took the boxers off to find my penis covered with ants. Trust me, that kind of thing doesnt turn anyone on.

It turns Irennicus on.

MvC2fanatic

07-01-2006, 08:38 AM

Azrael

07-01-2006, 09:11 AM

I was putting on my boxers and the next thing I knew my dick was on fire. Then I took the boxers off to find my penis covered with ants. Trust me, that kind of thing doesnt turn anyone on.
Dude, I can't even think of a way to express how hard you just got owned. Even if you turned this into a separate thread, I don't know if the SRK Pun Army could properly address this one.

Sorry about your misfortune by the way.

i honestly believe moms have a ho-sixth sense.

like they smell ho a mile away...and its not cause of hygene issues.

i wanna get me a girl that can act right in from the moms and be the dirtiest chick i know in bed. but my moms can sense ho..its hard.
Moms do have a ho-sense, it's amazing. My mom hated my ex-girlfriend from like the minute she saw her. The ex hadn't even done me wrong at that point but Mom knew the girl was a 2-dolla ho on discount.

What you gotta find, is a quiet girl. Quiet girls makes Mom happy...AND once you "unlock" their hidden Bedroom Beast Mode, it's game over. I swear, quiet girls make for the horniest/wildest girls. Take the girl I'm dating now. Both my parents love her. You look at her, and you wouldn't expect a sex-machine. ...But she is.

Million

07-01-2006, 10:06 AM

How the hell did Steffi Graf get so fuckable suddenly..? It's like the marriage to Agassi magically transformed her. Back in the day when she still played regularly, she looked horrible to me. Then, Andre saw something nobody else did....a significant hidden hotness powerlevel. He married that big-nosed troll of a woman...she quit playing tennis, and suddenly she morphed into quite a fuckable piece of ass a few years later. It's fascinating to me. She's in the stands right now, watching Agassi play...and she's looking great.

I noticed a similar phenomena to a lesser extent with Catherine Z Jones. While she was "hot" to most people back in the 90s...she was just "aiight" for me....gorgeous face, but NO significant curves....no real booty, etc. Mike Douglas married her...and a few years later, *bam* she's fuckin HOT as hell...since she has gotten older, she's 10x hotter to me now than the pre-Douglas form Cathy Z. She's in her prime, evolved state now.

oh, Triscuits are amazing. I love them so.

*ants don't sting....unless there's a type of ant I'm forgetting that does. They bite. marcusg is lucky those didn't happen to be Bullet Ants. In case any of you forgot just how awesome the Bullet Ant is: http://www.sasionline.org/antsfiles/pages/bullet/bulletbio.html Yes, there is good reason for that name. Ah, and what do ya know...the Bullet Ant does actually sting. I was sure I remember them biting. I first learned about them on Discovery Channel some years ago.

*yeahhhh...how did a group of ants get on ya in the first place? The more interesting story there is the lead-in. Do you regularly pour syrup on your nuts and lay outside on the grass for awhile?

...the movie "Ant Bully" most likely describes how I was in childhood...but I was much, much worse. I was the most diabolical, sinister supervillain the insect kingdom has ever known.

Carpet Lint

07-01-2006, 10:09 AM

I'm having a brain aneurysm right now trying to ignore the fact that "ants" rhymes with "pants."

I don't believe your story, by the way. Yeah, seriously, did you fuck a maple tree and just fall asleep in the forest after snuggling?

We're going to need to see some swollen dick pictures.

And I'm pretty sure that Ant Bully is about a regular kid who gets shrunk to ant size. Julia Roberts, Nicolas Cage, and Meryl Streep are in this movie? How did that happen?

marcusg

07-01-2006, 10:19 AM

If you wanna see my swollen dick pic. Just Pm me.

maxx

07-01-2006, 10:27 AM

If you wanna see my swollen dick pic. Just Pm me.
you got e-mail i got swollen dick pics.

Azrael:seriously...its scary. ho-sense in moms is scary....u cant mess wit it.

ShinAkumax

07-01-2006, 10:40 AM

Can someone PLEASE tell me the name of that song??

http://www.tetrisblocks.net/flaur.html

Rico!

07-01-2006, 10:48 AM

Space Jam - Quad City DJ's (remixed version i guess)

I still have that old CD...

Dan?

07-01-2006, 10:57 AM

Dancin around like ya got ants in ya nads. Seriously though, did you stick your dick in an anthill tryin to get Queen-nay-nay? Did you hope to created millions of marcusg insectoid children with opposable thumbs in hopes of ruling the earth? Cause that'd be stupid.

A friend of mine busted out his NES last night, and I would like to comment on the following:

Contra - still the greatest shmup ever, and the one that hates me most.

Excitebike - fantastic fun, and is it just me or do all the bikers look like they're from Spy vs. Spy?

Marble Madness - Still a hard game to this day. The screams the marbles make when they plummet are both terrifying and emotionless.

Pro Wrestling - One of the greatest fighting games ever. I now present to you Dan?'s Pro Wrestling Tier List:

Top Tier:
Star Man
Giant Panther

Upper Tier:
Amazon

Middle Tier:
Kin Corn Karn
Fighter Hayabusa

Low Tier:
King Slender

ShinAkumax

07-01-2006, 11:32 AM

Space Jam - Quad City DJ's (remixed version i guess)

I still have that old CD...

Thanks

abacabb

07-01-2006, 11:33 AM

Wow, NES? Your friend is lucky mines fired out as soon as i got my snes.

ShinAkumax

07-01-2006, 12:20 PM

Cruisin' down the street in my six-four
It's like that and it's like this
I took her to the pad and we started to kiss
Now my dicks all hard
And you know what I'm thinkin'
Took the panites off and the pussy was stankin'
Pulled off the drawers and I started to begin
Now the pussy's wet so my dick slides in
(moan)
Ooh heidi. heidi, heidi, you ho
Ridin' on the spot and pushin' kinda slow
So fe fi fo fuck fum
She's scratching on my back
Oh here she cums
Well i gotta get a nut gotta gotta get a nut gotta get it quick you know
Because I love this shit so

Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut

Okay back back to the fucking basics
You got yours and mine
I want you to taste it
Open wide now don't you waste it
Ahh shit all over your face kid
You know you know one thang
You know me I like to slang
That dick you know what
So roll over girl wile I stick it in ya
But I'll turn ya on
Wile I'm ridin' that ass scream and shout
My name is the same
Just another pussy that I had to tame so...
(Ooooh.. get it on baby
Ooooh.. get it on baby
Ooooh.. get it on baby)
Gimme that nut

Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut

Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut

Now I love pussy and pussy loves me
Like a lemon to the lime
And the bumble to the bee
You know it's real good
And nothing can resit it
Couldn't be a fruit loop
So don't get me twisted
Cause in some pussy is the place to be
Always fuckin is the life for me
Spread them legs open far and wide
Fuck this shit just let me put my dick inside
Sooo...

Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut

Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut

(Ooooh.. get it on baby
Ooooh.. get it on baby
Oooh.. get it on baby
Gently put the *laughing*)

Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut

Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut

Million

07-01-2006, 12:59 PM

Michelle Wie is playing right now...in SUCH a short skirt....so very...short.. :sweat:

oh my god and she just bent over....I don't even care that she has the typical asian condition of being ass-less. I would hit that until she died.

hmm...I need some new, fresh jerkin material...isn't that gymnastics-girls movie on dvd by now? My TOGURO™ really needs to see that. He demands it.

Girls' gymnastics isn't shown regularly enough on tv. Every now and then there's the occasional college tourney shown on espn2 I think...but even that seems kinda rare. Outside of that is of course the Olympics...and we have to go for YEARS between those. I need it every day. If there was a "Women's Gymnastics Network", I would watch it all the time.

...but yeah, now I actually have a reason to watch golf. Michelle is like the Chris Everett* of golf. For the longest time, there was no reason to watch...then Michelle came along. (**--Ms. Everett is regarded as the first true sexpot in women's tennis.)
...oh hey...there's a cute white girl playing too...

TheSix

07-01-2006, 04:35 PM

Only YOU(yes YOU!) can prevent forest fires.

Man im bout to go get some Starburst. My lazyness makes it hard for me to get up though.

*InVeRs3*

07-01-2006, 04:41 PM

Thanks

If you want the BG song, it's

Quazar - Funky Stars/Hybrid Song

Rico!

07-01-2006, 05:09 PM

If you want the BG song, it's

Quazar - Funky Stars/Hybrid Song

http://superslam.onestop.net/ first page on google

*InVeRs3*

07-01-2006, 05:29 PM

whatever happend to coke cards?

Stabby

07-01-2006, 06:19 PM

I just had some waffles with real maple syrup.

I'm just sitting here, basking in the afterglow of how good that was.

Goddamn.

Rico!

07-01-2006, 06:21 PM

jignat

07-01-2006, 06:41 PM

Have you guys ever ordered pizza on a non weekend/non holiday?
I had a test this past Weds, nothing to eat, so tues night was the first time.

I hope Brainiac or an actual superpowered villain (not Kryptonian) is in the supes sequel, Darseid should also be in a future film......

You all should check out the Hotwhite/azn/blk threads. theres been some really good ish posted in there. I even posted up some hot israeli army chicks lol

Manx

07-01-2006, 07:32 PM

I wanted to work on my project car today after work even though I was tired as hell. Just wanted to rebuild the throtle body and install it and then get some sleep, but when I went out to my car I discoverd that a nest of wasps had taken it over in the past two days. :wow: This new nest + the one that appeard over the back door last week and the nest in the garage makes three nests in my dad's backyard! and that's just the ones I know about. So I'm like screw this, and I spray the hell outta the under body of the car and three ANGRY red wasps come out at me. I didn't get stung, but let's just say that there's no more wasp nests in my back yard... I think... :sweat:

bigpoppa

07-01-2006, 07:38 PM

whatever happend to coke cards?

I remember those. I have no clue what happened to them

Stabby

07-01-2006, 07:56 PM

I hate wasps.

Bees, I'm cool with. They stay in their shit and leave me alone.

Wasps? Fuck that. They make nests above my door, and chase me around when I'm outside. I don't even know what wasps eat. Aren't they assholes to other bugs, too?

Jappo

07-01-2006, 10:06 PM

Serpent

07-01-2006, 10:36 PM

wtf. Its already 9:30. What the fuck have I been doign all day?

---

I met a girl the other day that does her friend's (guy that wants to get with her) homework for him. How fucking sad is that? Actually I dont know what worse, that he asks her to do it for him, or that she actually does it.

What's wrong with that? I had a girl do my physics quizzes for one semester, and another girl do my chemistry homework for about 3/4s of a year. I had to have sex with the chemistry one :( She was attractive and VERY flexible, but sex is bad. What's amazing though is how other people around school had found it. I never mentioned it to anyone, but I guess either the girl or her roommate must have told other people, and it found its way back to me. Yes, I whore myself out to avoid doing homework, but atleast I never had sex with a cosplayer.

I should have stayed in shape and found a girl to take my organic chemistry quizzes for me, I never got to them because I'd be up playing 3s the night before. But, HHH is my role model, and he's fat now, so I am too. If everything works out accordingly, I'll marry the President's daughter and force the world to job to me, just like me hero!

Rico!

07-01-2006, 10:42 PM

^ nice. I didn't mention all the details of the story but it gets alot wierder than that.

Million

07-01-2006, 11:17 PM

they've gone a bit too far with the girly-men characters this time on Inuyasha. There's a demon(apparently) on there tonight that is such an obvious fruitcake. The voice actor is even talking with a lisp to make it more obvious. This still isn't on the level of gay that's seen in One Piece though. Every time I glance at that show at completely random moments...I see nothing but fruity characters.

Figure skating? Nah, not in my book. Gymnastics offer prolonged looks at the girls in various stretched out positions...lots of good spread leg shots, real flexibility, etc. The figure skating is good...at least on paper. Theoretically it should be an upskirt bonanza....but it's never as good as it could be, imo. Besides, the views there are too fleeting to be properly "enjoyed".

How the hell does Tom Meets the Mayor get a 2nd season? Who is watching? NOBODY has anything positive to say about the show.

*Back on Inuyasha....yeah, I have rubbed one out to Kagome's voice before.

ShinAkumax

07-01-2006, 11:37 PM

If you want the BG song, it's

Quazar - Funky Stars/Hybrid Song

Have my babies.

Million

07-02-2006, 07:49 AM

On Obon Star Racers...Molly/Eve would be hot if it weren't for the fact they're using the voice of TOMMY FROM RUGRATS. It makes me want to punch something. That voice does not at all sound feminine. I know she's supposed to be quite tomboyish, but damn...that's taking it a bit far.

What's up with The Real World this season? EVERYONE in the house, except Svet for the most part...is a straight up asshole. They all gang up on her constantly, and then defend their assholish behavior when she confronts them about it. Everyone hates her for no good reason at all.

On the next Angela & Vanessa Simmons Show (aka Run's House)...'nessa poses for Maxim in some hot outfits. I will have the tissues at the ready.

*InVeRs3*

07-02-2006, 08:58 AM

http://inverse.youaremighty.com/

Someone ID this awesome ch00n!!!

arcticninja

07-02-2006, 09:20 AM

gtunnel.com (http://www.gtunnel.com) should do it. Or do they block proxy sites as well?

holy shit, you just blew my mind. Someone rep this guy.

So yesterday was an interesting day for me. It was all about me jokingly telling someone to do something not expecting them to actually do it, having them actually do it, and then getting blamed for it.

oh and a friend of mine won a free trip to Japan.

Overworld

07-02-2006, 11:17 AM

oh and a friend of mine won a free trip to Japan.

Obviously a ninja trap.

Rico!

07-02-2006, 02:39 PM

just came from manhattan. I passed by this playground and saw a guy behind these bushes with a camera recording this little girl of about 4 or 5 years old. In the view finder I could see he had it zoomed in on her ass. That is shit is NOT cool. I felt like going up and punching that guy.

xjester

07-02-2006, 02:55 PM

Man, as much as i loved guatemala, im glad to be home.
nice weather, though.

maxx

07-02-2006, 03:31 PM

Rico!

07-02-2006, 04:49 PM

short answer: didn't have the guts to (this guy was BIG btw)

I should've at least told a cop or something.

maxx

07-02-2006, 04:52 PM

short answer: didn't have the guts to (this guy was BIG btw)

I should've at least told a cop or something.

u should have at least yelled deng.

Rico!

07-02-2006, 08:38 PM

^*shrug*

---

Why do dog rub their asses on the floor? That shit looks funny as hell.

---

Its gotten to the point that I only know SRKers by their Avatars. If someone changes theirs, it'll take me a while before I find posts by them.

VG Emblem

07-02-2006, 08:41 PM

short answer: didn't have the guts to (this guy was BIG btw)
Bodybuilder Peppers? :rofl:

arcticninja

07-02-2006, 08:41 PM

what the fuck

I just went to bathroom and pooped out BLUE POO. It didn't even smell like poo is supposed to smell like.

I'm going to die aren't I?

*InVeRs3*

07-02-2006, 08:47 PM

what the fuck

I just went to bathroom and pooped out BLUE POO. It didn't even smell like poo is supposed to smell like.

I'm going to die aren't I?

PICS OR STFU

E_VAYD

07-02-2006, 09:06 PM

Why do dog rub their asses on the floor? That shit looks funny as hell.

The dog most likely has worms.

RaishinX

07-02-2006, 09:23 PM

Right now I'm housesitting for my aunt's friend. Nice setup they got here. Basically I'm getting paid 100 bucks to watch a couple of dogs. But they're pretty low maintenace so it's just me sitting around eating and playing video games for a whole week. Awesome.

Roxie

07-02-2006, 09:27 PM

that is awesome...I'd like to be house sitter.

VG Emblem

07-03-2006, 09:25 AM

Guys, quick, help me out here.

Which avatar is better, the one I have on now, or this (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/VGEmblem/EliwoodAV2.gif) one?

abacabb

07-03-2006, 10:31 AM

Guys, quick, help me out here.

Which avatar is better, the one I have on now, or this (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/VGEmblem/EliwoodAV2.gif) one?
the one you have now. Those are fire emblem characters right?

Airthrow

07-03-2006, 10:36 AM

I'm gonna be able to buy a handgun as soon as I move out of my mom's house, I'm thinking about a cheap utilitarian .38 until I can afford a real CZ-75 or CZ-90. :karate:

RaishinX

07-03-2006, 10:41 AM

Guys, quick, help me out here.

Which avatar is better, the one I have on now, or this (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/VGEmblem/EliwoodAV2.gif) one?

Oh god...again?

VG Emblem

07-03-2006, 10:41 AM

the one you have now. Those are fire emblem characters right?
Yeah, they are.

The one I have now is a character called Rutger, a Swordmaster. But it doesn't matter, all Swordmasters look relatively the same, it's just his colors are cool. The other one is Eliwood, a unique unit.

And I like this one too. The only thing that could be better is the text, in my opinion. It looks kinda dull, a slightly brighter red and maybe bolder text would be nice. But of course, I fail at gifs and the person who made it is gone for like a week and a half...

loborine

07-03-2006, 11:01 AM

[QUOTE=TheSix]Only YOU(yes YOU!) can prevent forest fires.

QUOTE]

I dont know why but had me rolling

angelpalm

07-03-2006, 11:55 AM

I'm gonna be able to buy a handgun as soon as I move out of my mom's house, I'm thinking about a cheap utilitarian .38 until I can afford a real CZ-75 or CZ-90. :karate:

man, why dont you get something domestic, and are you gonna make it full auto?

superman is cockstrong i just thought i would mention that aswell

Murt!

07-03-2006, 01:28 PM

One more time!

Ever since I owned you in this contest. Which is going to happen right now.

Hmm, let's see...

Let's start with your name. Demon Dash. Let's break it down here folks.

First we shall start with Demon. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't demons supposed to be menacing and evil? I'm sorry sir Demon Dash, I have never seen you do anything that reflects that. In fact, you seem more nice and tame, you know what that reminds me of? A kitten. So now we have Kitten Dash. But of course, you knew this, but you didn't want to put kitten because you thought it would look lame, so you put the generic 'badass' term 'Demon' there instead. Perfectly understandable, really. Now onto Dash.

Ok, so your name is or at least should be Kitten Dash. Where do you or any of us here suppose the word Dash came from? Most likely, you just randomly put it there because you thought it would be cool. But really, unbeknownst to you, there is a deeper, psychological reason for this. Kitten Dash, you are ugly. Ugly and extremely scary to look at. So, what do kittens do when they see something scary? They get scared and run away, dash away you might even say.

So there we have it, the breakdown of your name, Kitten Run.

:rofl:

loborine

07-03-2006, 01:35 PM

work sux....... cant wait till i get home.. .im gona bang my girlfriens but out...

Airthrow

07-03-2006, 02:59 PM

man, why dont you get something domestic, and are you gonna make it full auto?

superman is cockstrong i just thought i would mention that aswell

Ummm, I had no ideas CZ's could be converted to full auto, and even if they could why would you want a full auto on a pistol with a small magazine capacity anyways? All show no go.

And I don't care what country the pistol comes from as long as it has a good reputation for reliability. Nothing trumps CZ in 9mm. My favorite cartridge is .40 and I have shot a Sig P229 with it and it handled like a dream (so smooth, very little kickback) but I can't afford to shoot .40 regularly. Need cheaper ammo.

Million

07-03-2006, 03:59 PM

the fire emblem avatar with the dude in the blue outfit looks better, imo. It has better animation.

I have found some of the hottest upskirts ever the other day. I love foreign tv so much....it's basically a segment where the girls apparently have to answer a question while standing in a large tank of water. The water level rises because they aren't answering the questions or getting the wrong I guess...and of course they have skirts on during this. The rising water naturally causes the skirt to raise, so the resulting visual is like a windblown upskirt in beautiful natural slow motion. Whoever thought of this is unquestionably a perverse genius. Some of the girls reactions are amazing...and they're all HOT of course. I've bust off to these vids so many times over the past few days, I've lost count at this point. The vids are from Greece, I think.

*Connie Chung = Would you hit it? I would. She's not really hot...but I would. I wonder what kind of positions she's done for Maury? I wonder has she at any point done the whole "naughty asian schoolgirl" thing for him? With an asian girlfriend, I imagine you HAVE to do that at some point. It's the law. It is the natural order of things.

*Dave Chappelle's face and head always reminds me of a Doberman Pincher.

RaishinX

07-03-2006, 04:01 PM

.....pr0n.....hentai....w00t....

SirFritzalot

07-03-2006, 04:36 PM

I just downloaded the dreamcast checklist, cause I feel like collecting something. I'm going to make it my mission to obtain all the american released Dreamcast games out there...and of course the japanese ones as well (CvS2, Vampire Chronicles and Ikaruga FTW). Now...the first step is for me to get a new dreamcast...

Why is it that I can't bag the girls I want on myspace, yet the girls I don't want on myspace want me? Not like internet dating is normally my thing anyway, but I guess it's just something that's been bothering me? I don't want to do one of those pics with my shirt off, though. When I see them, they look like desperate pleas...

Am I wrong for ditching a family cookout to play 3rd strike? I'm just going to hear a bunch of crap about how I'm stupid for going for my dreams of getting in the rap industry in exchange for taking the easy way out and being a doctor or something. I already got accepted to college, what more do they want from me...

I hate my job...I'm going to try to work at a gamestop or EBgames...should I just try to fake being a bigger nerd than I am, or does my knowledge of video games not really matter as much as I think?

-Fritz

Cisco

07-03-2006, 06:43 PM

I've heard the biggest irony in school yesterday, I hope i wont offend some people because that'snot my intention. I’m just talking about what went on IN MY SCHOOL.

Well, here in the P.I., the gay men here are actually really gay... drag queen style of gay, unlike in the states were you can't identify whether a person is gay until you know the person better. In the p.i., you can tell the person is gay by first glance because in majority,the gay guys here take it way too far: they wear girl clothes, walks/move like a girl, they talk as if they were female, they wear make up, and sometimes considers themselves female.

Now, during my interface design class, there were two gay guys sitting right next to me. One gay guy had long ass hair, mad make up, and had one of those short purple shirts... the gay guy next to him had shorter hair, long ear rings and was wearing a red shirt +skirt... i was sitting next to the guy in purple (i had no where else to sit).

Anyway, some guy walks in and discovers that the only available seat is the seat right next to the guy wearing the red shirt + skirt. Now this guy seemed to know them a bit because the two gay guys weren't shy in talking to him. Anyway, this guy was wearing a fubu shirt and black pants. And well, the guy was talking to this chick -who was a friend of the two gay guys- about how to attract some girl. Then the 2 gay guys but in and strated giving him fashion tips. They were like "you shouldn't wear such big clothes,you look stupid..." blah blah. I couldn't help but over hear this and as i was listening i felt like making those 2 gay guys shut the fuck up because damn were they full of nonsense, I seriously didn't understand why a bunch of guys who wear sexy-slutty womens' clothing and think they are women have any right to talk shit about what this guy's style.

Another thing is that this happened to me before 2 years ago, i was required to dress formal for one of my class and to gay guys were saying that i should wear a white polo and then go on about the way i dress up. Sheesh... I really don't like trend whores, especially transsexual trend whores.

Airthrow

07-03-2006, 07:03 PM

Has anyone seen the live action TV show Shibuya 15? It's from 1993 so it's pretty old but it looks like it could've just came out in 2006. It's only 12 episodes long but it's really good. I just finished the final episode and now I'm sad...I always get this sad feeling when I finish watching a series that I really like.

Bittorrent for anyone who wants to check up on this kickass show:
http://www.animesuki.com/series.php/816.html

Raiko

07-03-2006, 09:26 PM

Man, boogers and random nose hairs keep coming up in my spit. Why is this happening to me? So gross.

RaishinX

07-03-2006, 10:33 PM

Pomeranian: grrrrrr....
RaishinX: Fuck you, nigga.

Roxie

07-03-2006, 10:47 PM

Man, boogers and random nose hairs keep coming up in my spit. Why is this happening to me? So gross.
b/c they slide down your throat. it happens to everyone. I retch up snot all the time. It sucks, but I feel so much better when it's gone.

Azrael

07-03-2006, 10:57 PM

Rico!

07-03-2006, 11:01 PM

^me too, now he has his own thread...

I'm bored of life. Ever since I got to college I've been in a major slump. On top of that I'm broke all the time. Fuck college man, seriously.

abacabb

07-03-2006, 11:19 PM

Jesus its so hot. I hate the summer. The only good about it is that my birthday is on saturday.

Nishiko

07-04-2006, 01:07 AM

The unforeseen has happened.

My single days have come to an end. I'm still in a bit of a daze as to how. No, it's not Ducky (sorry, hon), nor anyone else from SRK, for that matter. We're so alike that it's almost scary -- right down to the matching appendectomy scars. This sort of thing almost never happens, and yet I know of one couple who experienced the same thing. They're still on their first date 20some years of marriage later.

Hell truly has frozen over. o.O

kimjongiLL

07-04-2006, 01:25 AM

Remember when kcxj was in this thread with his girl-obsessing, and people thought he was disgusting and was put off by it and many even jumped ship from this thread to get away from it?

I'm so glad the level of conversation has improved so much since then.
Excuse me? It's one thing to ball bust, but was there a point to that post?

You know I'm an adult right? I appreciate being addressed directly instead of being talked about behind my back like that. Thank you.

Basic communication skills for getting people to listen --> Talk assertively, yet non-critically. (Superior to any kind of dropping ambiguous hints or name calling.)

Approval seeking from your peer group by putting down others that aren't like you --> Says nothing positive about yourself.

There are a lot of kids on here, so I don't take anything they have to say to me personally, but I don't know why you wrote what you did. I had a better impression of you than that.

Murt!

07-04-2006, 01:28 AM

Hunter D

07-04-2006, 01:30 AM

Carpet Lint

07-04-2006, 01:41 AM

I just watched Friday and Next Friday on television while I finished up some flow chart documentation for work tomorrow.

Why am I doing this to myself?

God, black people are so magical. I'll never truly understand the complexities of their social-eco-negro networks.

They should make a Friday for Chinese people. It'd just be a neighbourhood of townhouses where no one talks to anyone else.

Serpent

07-04-2006, 01:41 AM

Excuse me? It's one thing to ball bust, but was there a point to that post?

You know I'm an adult right? I appreciate being addressed directly instead of being talked about behind my back like that. Thank you.

Basic communication skills for getting people to listen --> Talk assertively, yet non-critically. (Superior to any kind of dropping ambiguous hints or name calling.)

Approval seeking from your peer group by putting down others that aren't like you --> Says nothing positive about yourself.

There are a lot of kids on here, so I don't take anything they have to say to me personally, but I don't know why you wrote what you did. I had a better impression of you than that.

Bwahahaha...I thought this guy was either dead or in jail. I suppose I am amused. Az, he had a better impression of you! Tsk tsk tsk, you are letting him down.

Azrael

07-04-2006, 01:51 AM

Excuse me? It's one thing to ball bust, but was there a point to that post?
Sarcasm really is hard to convey over the internet.

I was commenting about the last few posts which were about snot and boogers and loogies and what not. So it was - everyone complained about the girl posts, and now we've transistioned into the much better realm of snot.

I think I was mostly bitter because I happened to be eating a banana while reading those posts. It sucks to be eating something soft and gooey while reading about boogers.

Nishiko

07-04-2006, 03:29 AM

Why did you do it? :sad: You don't need love if you have SRK.
I missed getting real kisses. Up until this past Friday, I hadn't had one in about five years. *shrug* Not that that was the only reason nor the driving one, but it was in there somewhere.

Cisco

07-04-2006, 03:45 AM

I have this huge urge for a bacon cheese burger with chilli cheese fries. i just do.

And a banana split... but then i read AZ's post and then i get turned off. Yukk. :rofl:

Yeah, i'm pretty hungry and i just ate.

- Never noticed the Great khali in "longest yard"...
- i'm doing piss poor in my 3d animation class, what should i do?

Million

07-04-2006, 05:16 AM

3d animation was hard, imo. My classes were dealing with Lightwave, and it was a few years ago...but it was not fun at all. Building/modelling the 3d object is definitely easier to deal with. I wish I could go back in time though, and actually kick ass in those classes....I only did the bare minimum each time. I was just "getting by" in graduate school. Well, some of my Amapi stuff was nice compared to the rest of the class...and my personal series that one time was great, but nothing else I did in those 2 years really stood out...not even in my own opinion.

Wimbledon is on--I've spotted a new piece of ass: Severina Bremond from France. HOTNESS. Of course she will lose to Justine Henin today, because that's pretty much the rules of women's tennis; the girl who is less attractive will usually win. (*Justine looks like a GUY with a ponytail. Even the way she walks around...there's nothing feminine about it.)

Azrael

07-04-2006, 06:41 AM

Stabby

07-04-2006, 08:19 AM

Wow. I have to drink to be able to write.

I'm going to start drinking before I do anything.

RaishinX

07-04-2006, 08:27 AM

My hair is a mess and I cannot find my fucking comb! Hot pockets are awesome. That is all.

Rico!

07-04-2006, 08:32 AM

Bwahahaha...I thought this guy was either dead or in jail. I suppose I am amused. Az, he had a better impression of you! Tsk tsk tsk, you are letting him down.

What a good post to wake up to. :rofl:

I was commenting about the last few posts which were about snot and boogers and loogies and what not. So it was - everyone complained about the girl posts, and now we've transistioned into the much better realm of snot.

Well this is the Thinking Out Loud Thread....and my nuts itch right now.

Cisco

07-04-2006, 08:43 AM

3d animation was hard, imo. My classes were dealing with Lightwave, and it was a few years ago...but it was not fun at all. Building/modelling the 3d object is definitely easier to deal with. I wish I could go back in time though, and actually kick ass in those classes....I only did the bare minimum each time. I was just "getting by" in graduate school. Well, some of my Amapi stuff was nice compared to the rest of the class...and my personal series that one time was great, but nothing else I did in those 2 years really stood out...not even in my own opinion.

I'm studying maya 6 and i'm really getting a head ache with it. Yes, i'm still in modelling but i'm having a hard time with it. I'm required to make living rooms, faces of greek guys, and some tools and i'm getting very intimidated in class. Every single one of my classmates are getting it w/o any problem, i just watch them work and say to myself "what the hell is going wrong w/ me?". I'm very new to maya but i don't think that'san excuse since i think half of my class is also new to maya, yet they are doing allot better at molding shit.

Million

07-04-2006, 08:47 AM

I'm bored of life. Ever since I got to college I've been in a major slump. On top of that I'm broke all the time. Fuck college man, seriouslyThis is unfortunate. Many of you are all-too familiar with my opinion that college owns the shit out of every other stage of life, unless you end up with a great job that pays high 5 to 6 figures a year. Actually, this is too good...and thus, Thinking Out Loud spawns another thread...

*oh yeah...I may have Maya, I don't know. I downloaded something that might be it...but I never opened it. I've got to get into 3d stuff again...it would be great to bump up my portfolio of course. Unfortunately, my school didn't have Maya. The 3d classes were only dealing with Lightwave and Amapi. Amapi is fun and easy, btw. A 7 year old could probably learn Amapi just by playing around with it....in that way, it's similar to Photoshop, imo. (*pshop does cool, great things...but I don't think a class is even really necessary for it. A lot of the stuff I learned just by playing around with the program, trying random filters and color fade modes, etc.) That being said....I'd love to get a college-teaching job where I teach Photoshop. It would be hilarious to me, because I'd see it as such a scam. I'd be getting paid to teach such an easy to learn program.

Dan?

07-04-2006, 08:31 PM

I was forced to visit some of my older family today in Leesburg which is about 60 miles south of here.

At one point randomly at dinner, my great-uncle asked 'So, got any Mexicans over in Gainesville?'

Hesitating with the sudden, awkward, randomness of a question I knew would only lead to an hour-long talk about how great it is to be white, I replied 'Uh...yeah, I guess.'

This spiralled into a lengthy racist plunge in which the following was uttered:

"You know they say Mexicans are lazy, but they actually work very hard." This lead to a follow up discussion implying that all Hispanic peoples, while diligent, speak no english and are subtlely trying to take over the US and essentially turn it into this hellish wasteland of spanish-speaking peoples call Amexica or something.

"Well the reason the blacks[note: heavy emphasis on the 'k' sound to make it harsher and add malice] are so upset is because they're lazy." This lead to a less lengthy discussion of how African-Americans essentially are in a rut they put themselves in and refuse to get out of and just want to complain and get affirmative action.

I am going to be perfectly and brutally honest, as cliche as it sounds: I cannot see how anyone could judge another person's character by the color of their skin and/or make sweeping negative generalizations about people on the same grounds.

It absolutely boggles my mind. I toyed with the idea of playing along like I agreed with them and conversationally pushing their agendas to the logical conclusion by saying things like 'dont' you just wish they had big camps we could send all the colored people to?' or 'maybe if NASA built a rocket we could launch them into the Sun' or 'What if instead of a fence for a southern border we just lined up tanks and opened fire 24/7 while lining the Gulf Coast with the entire US Navy and having it barrage the water with similar consistency in hopes of sinking all the rafts'. Like I said, I toyed with the idea, but just hearing these comments out of people who I know are (if you don't consider the above comments/mindset) generally good, kind people made the part of my brain that thinks completely shut down. Because of their narrow-minded hatred, I both despise and pity these people.[/Rant]