The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Million]

G4 had a Star Trek marathon today. So, I finally gave the old show a real, 2nd chance this time. Surprisingly, I no longer am the only person in the world that hates it or doesn't understand the appeal. There were quite a few genuinely interesting and funny moments in the episodes I watched. Of course, the presence of the lovely Uhura definitely helped keep my attention. She was a SUPER ELITE back then, damn....besides her natural hotness, it was accentuated by her hot ass little starfleet uniform..with those sheer black stockings :sweat: Then there was all the random hot ass that usually caught Kirk's eye in every episode.

Hell must've frozen over...because now I'm actually considering a purchase of the original season/era dvds...but this is mostly for the TnA factor, actually. I haven't morphed into a hardcore Trekkie or anything.

[Hunter D]

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Your uncle is the tits man.

Seriously, I wouldn't take is word as gosphel if I was you.

Oh yeah bitches, Sienna Miller is the hottest woman alive.

[VG Emblem]

Well, this has been quite a lame 4th of July. *sigh*

[Roxie]

:rofl: Amexica?!

:rofl: omg, I think I just woke up the house laughing..

Well, my grandmother told me something once. She realized the purpose of death was so that the old attitudes would die out.....which I remember every time she tells me something like "Listen, Maria you've got to be strong because the world hates fat black women."

[Nokato]

My 4th of July was pretty lame also, not too eventful. I think the best thing about my day was realizing how cool Massive Attack was again. Nice, mellow trip-hop. I know some won't agree but whatever.

[abacabb]

Welcome To Amexica. Land of the drunk and lazy.

[Rico!]

This is unfortunate. Many of you are all-too familiar with my opinion that college owns the shit out of every other stage of life, unless you end up with a great job that pays high 5 to 6 figures a year. Actually, this is too good...and thus, Thinking Out Loud spawns another thread...

I stand by my opinion that college sucks. However getting away from college and hanging out all night with my old high school buddies makes it all worthwhile.

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I did go to the fireworks today, and it was so damn annoying. Every time a blue color showed up in the sky, a kid behind me (that happened to be retarded) kept yelling "OOOOH BLUE!!!" in my ear. ITS NOT THAT FUCKING EXCITING DAMMIT.

As we were leaving I overheard a woman trying to haggle with some guy selling some glowing things.

"How much?"
"$5"
"Can i get it for $2?"
"what?"
"$2"
"$2? Get da fuck outta here..."

:rofl:

[GreyFoxx]

Had the best 4th got shot at by some m80 roman candles while using some foam as a shield blew up 3 shoes and a purse that i got from trash diving. Blew out the neighbors with our $500 pallet of fireworks and got them hyped by blowing shit up. Also potassium nitrate mixed with sugar and lit burns very well ask the melted shoe and parts of asphalt we made. BEST 4TH EVAR!!! I'll try too get vids up on that stuff.

[fishjie]

I went camping this 4th of july weekend on mt baker with some friends and drank hennesy while smoking cigars. i also managed to set myself on fire. this trumps this one time we went camping when my friend threw a beer in my face and i didnt notice it until it smashed me on the nose and made me bleed profusely. this also trumps the other time we went camping and i decided to run across the fire, only to fall in (i rolled out and was ok)

so basically it was 3 am. our other friends had passed out and it was just me and my buddy drinking and smoking. we were running out of firewood so we went out into the forest and lugged back these huge branches. They were way too long and huge to just throw into the fire pit, so I had to keep my foot pressed against the branch so that it could catch on fire (if I didnt, it would not have been low enough for it to catch). in hindsight this was retarded. however when you're drunk such wisdom is one of the few luxuries you dont have. so I noticed that the fire was pretty hot but figured it was cause i was so close to it. luckily i happened to glance down at my leg and notice the flames shooting up. i thought :confused: oh my boots on fire. so i rubbed my boot against the ground and figured i'd be ok.

luckily a coupla seconds later i glanced down and noticed it *wasnt* my boots, it was my *pants* that were on fire. so i yelling to my friend:

"DEAR GOD IM ON FIRE"

and my friend starts laughing. and i try to rub my leg on the ground. i figure its enough. but then i decide to test this and rub my leg on his (no homo) and he screams:

"GOD YOURE STILL BURNING GET AWAY"

and i look and I see HUGE FLAMES SPOUTING UP MY JEANS and I enter panic mode.

"OH SHIT MAN!"

of course i had remembered my child hood training of stop drop and roll so i hit the ground shouting:

"POUR SOME WATER ON IT POUR SOME WATER ON IT".

so i'm rolling and he's pouring water and then afterward we lolled. unfortunately i was stupid and brought my nice jeans so afterward i was :sad:

my other friend who we thought was passed out in the tent was actually awake and he just shook his head the next day as he surveyed the damage to my jeans.

[FistsofFury]

Well, my grandmother told me something once. She realized the purpose of death was so that the old attitudes would die out.....which I remember every time she tells me something like "Listen, Maria you've got to be strong because the world hates fat black women."


There is NOTHING ON THIS PLANET like a genuine hug from a big/fat/oveweight/husky black woman. Nothing. Maybe because both my grandmothers were fat black women, my mom was too (she is still a black woman, but she lost some weight).

They make me feel so loved, so secure. Like I'm a little kid and nothing bad is going to happen to me. It helps if my arms can't even reach around to grasp each other..but that is really unlikely these days..because my arms are long.

CHERISH THE POWER OF YOUR HUG ROK.

[Murt!]

There is NOTHING ON THIS PLANET like a genuine hug from a big/fat/oveweight/husky black woman. Nothing. Maybe because both my grandmothers were fat black women, my mom was too (she is still a black woman, but she lost some weight).

They make me feel so loved, so secure. Like I'm a little kid and nothing bad is going to happen to me. It helps if my arms can't even reach around to grasp each other..but that is really unlikely these days..because my arms are long.

CHERISH THE POWER OF YOUR HUG ROK.



The chant they utter while hugging you , along the lines of "mama knows, child, mama knows" asisst makes it all the better.

[Airthrow]

Yeah but the thing is Rokchik isn't even fat.

[raisingstorm]

sex isn't even that good, masturbation just sucks

[Dan?]

my mom was too (she is still a black woman, but she lost some weight).

Probably all those work-outs we did together.[/Suggestive insinuation about the promiscuity of Fisty's Mom]

[RaishinX]

I think my body is starting to reject all this caffiene and nonsense.

[Nishiko]

Officially, I am saddened, depressed, and insanely jealous.

Off the books, I'm happy for you, I really am. Even the hardest hearts just need time to heal. :shy:
Thanks, Az. You're still my number one chocolate, you know. <3 And weren't you still seeing someone yourself? :bgrin:

Also, <3 Dan, too.

[Million]

-Goose-stepping always looks silly to me. It made me laugh when I was a little kid, and it still looks goofy to me now. I was reminded of this just now when seeing some N.Korea military goose-stepping down the streets. When I was a kid, I often did random goose-stepping around the house, just because it was funny to me.

-that russian guy...Vladamir Putin....yeah, his last name always makes me laugh. "POOTIN". Pootin!

-I knew a cute broad in junior high...her name was "Chastity". The great irony is that she got pregnant in 8th grade. Anyway, I had a sexual dream about Chastity a few days ago. Odd, as I haven't thought about her even once since way back then.

-I would pay money to watch G4's THE OLIVIA™ have a good lesbo scene with Anna David.(*they do a sex-talk kind of segment together, and it is SO fucking hot to hear them talking about the things they talk about) I'm totally serious. I would pay money just to watch them kiss on each other for even a few minutes...this is usually what I think about when watching their "In your Pants" segment anyway...I often imagine them giggling like some naughty schoolgirls too, while they kiss and fondle each other...yeah, that works for me.....anyway, a few minutes of that kind of scene(*witnessed live, of course) would suffice. It would be enough time for me to bust a quality nut. OLIVIA™ was hotter than ever today.

[Dan?]

<3 Dan?! OMG =^_^=

Ladies, ladies, please, you know papa Dan? loves ya. No need to rush, there's plenty for everybody.

The Internet: Inflating your sense of self-esteem and giving you a false pretense that you're important and/or likebale since 19...er, 1980-something...or whenever Gore said he invented it.

[Stabby]

I kinda respect VG Emblem.

He takes more shit than any user that is still around. He can be annoying, but his worst habit is fanboyism.

Which isn't nearly as bad as green-haired elf-ghost fantasties.

[Rico!]

i just watched old bob ross videos. Quite relaxing to listening to him and watch his random ass painting strokes turn into nice looking art.

[Irennicus]

I just got my tongue pierced. I like it.

[Azrael]

I kinda respect VG Emblem.

He takes more shit than any user that is still around. He can be annoying, but his worst habit is fanboyism.

Which isn't nearly as bad as green-haired elf-ghost fantasties.
Yeah, I don't get the VG hate either.

He isn't nearly as bad as some of the other clowns to have come through here. I haven't even noticed anything that would particularly make me annoyed. Also, you have to consider he's only 14 - what do you expect?

[Hunter D]

I just got my tongue pierced. I like it.
You know what tongue piercings are associated with right?:wink:

[kindaichi]

You know what tongue piercings are associated with right?:wink:


Angelina Jolie?

[kimjongiLL]

I saw a group of six Asian women on the prowl tonight. Long black hair, tight jeans, exposed shoulders, smooth white flesh, sexy revealing shoes.

I've never seen anything like that before.

A thing of beauty. A work of art. A female wolf pack on the hunt. Individually, they weren't that attractive, but wow, what an intimidating and fascinating prescence they were was as a group.

I thought I was damn good, but I can never imagine myself being able to approach, penetrate, and do a pick up from a group like that (at least not by myself).

I'm not going to stand by idlely while such an amazing phenomenon passes right by my face though. I called two of the girls over when I saw the pack start to break up. They weren't feeling me unfortunately though, and plus I was working, so no way I can pursue them further at that point.

Must become stronger...

I can't imagine what Tokyo, Shanghai, HK, or any other Asian city nightlife must be like. I'd be seeing awesome sights like this every single night. Way too good. Sexual desire --> making me want to move.

[Murt!]

I saw a group of six Asian women on the prowl tonight. Long black hair, tight jeans, exposed shoulders, smooth white flesh, sexy revealing shoes.

I've never seen anything like that before.

A thing of beauty. A work of art. A female wolf pack on the hunt. Individually, they weren't that attractive, but wow, what an intimidating and fascinating prescence they were was as a group.

I thought I was damn good, but I can never imagine myself being able to approach, penetrate, and do a pick up from a group like that (at least not by myself).

I'm not going to stand by idlely while such an amazing phenomenon passes right by my face though. I called two of the girls over when I saw the pack start to break up. They weren't feeling me unfortunately though, and plus I was working, so no way I can pursue them further at that point.

Must become stronger...

I can't imagine what Tokyo, Shanghai, HK, or any other Asian city nightlife must be like. I'd be seeing awesome sights like this every single night. Way too good. Sexual desire --> making me want to move.

. . .

[VG Emblem]

Man, wtf. It seems my left armpit for some reason has some sore or something like that on it. Seriously, it kinda burns. And I have no idea what caused it.

I'm pretty sure it's not due to a lack of taking a shower, since I take a good one every night. I wash up basically everywhere, including my armpits. After I dry, I put on deodorant. And I didn't even do any heavy physical activity lately, and it's really not even that hot. What the hell gives?

[DJ Ether]

If I were to repeat out loud what is on my mind. There can be only one thing. The unfortunate knowledge of knowing when people die. Whenever I shake someone's hand I get the misfortune of knowing whats to come. Nothing but tears flow from my eyes inside of me, the pain too much for mere words to describe. As they walk away laughing and socializing, the slow motion of our real time takes effect on my psyche. The elegance in which the human body motions during activities is incredible. The thought of the ignorance as to their demise shatters present happiness. I can only imagine if we really existed....would it matter then.........

[VG Emblem]

If I were to repeat out loud what is on my mind. There can be only one thing. The unfortunate knowledge of knowing when people die. Whenever I shake someone's hand I get the misfortune of knowing whats to come. Nothing but tears flow from my eyes inside of me, the pain too much for mere words to describe. As they walk away laughing and socializing, the slow motion of our real time takes effect on my psyche. The elegance in which the human body motions during activities is incredible. The thought of the ignorance as to their demise shatters present happiness. I can only imagine if we really existed....would it matter then.........
I've seen about 3 of your posts and I already dislike you.

Get that stupid goth shit out of here, there's a very lovely hellhole called http://myspace.com that would be glad to have you.

[DJ Ether]

I've seen about 3 of your posts and I already dislike you.

Get that stupid goth shit out of here, there's a very lovely hellhole called http://myspace.com that would be glad to have you.

Admit it maggot! You only dislike me because I insulted you. At least be honest....your primitive mind can't comprehend what you feel inside.

[VG Emblem]

Nah, I dislike whiny emo bitches in general.

What I feel inside is that you should get the fuck out of here before you get your ass handed to you by even more people.

[Azrael]

Damnit. I just found out that the MS Word/Office on my computer isn't even a full version. It was a trial that just expired. Which royally sucks because I NEED to make a resume tonight and I have neither the time or money to dump into Microsoft at the moment. Such bullshit.

[Cisco]

That happened to me ones, i had a report due the next day and i did shit on the last minute.

I was forced to use notepad.


Ihave a question, do kids who act in rated R movies allowed to see them, especially the R movies that have real hot sex in them? Because i was watching Freddy vs Jason and Monsterball and the thought just came to my head.

Are they allowed to watch that shit? Lets say, on the set... during the filming, are they that lucky to see Halle Barry getting banged butt naked in real life?

I also wonder if that scene with Billybob and berry was actually real.. yeah, i know they were acting, but did Bob really stick it to Halle during the shooting? I mean, i was watching the sex scene and i would like to know how Halle barry didn't have a dick up there during the filming of that scene. Yeah, i know, it's part of that script but still... did they really have sex or did they just pretend? How does shit like that work, do they like put some kind of cover on the private parts? Do they tape the guys dick down -inbetween his 2 nuts?

[TS]

Az- your website layout is terrible.

Not the entries, and I like the new banner image of the gaijin reaking havoc, but the old layout, where you could see a list of all of the editorials was so much better. Even a little column off to the side with just a few of the entry names as links that you can click on (and maybe a "more..." link to take you to an archive page) would make it so, so much better.

[Azrael]

That layout isn't my idea or even preference. It's the standard layout for Festering Ass sites. I'm a FA site therefore I have that layout. I didn't do it for aesthetics - I did it so that the material would hopefully one day amount to more than just a fun little side hobby.

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$280 for Microsoft Office. Fuck that no. I don't even have that kind of money right now, and even if I did I wouldn't pay it. This is serious though, I need to be able to use Word. ...Anyone know of some, uh, other ways of solving my problem here?

[Rico!]

I hear there's a pirate bay where they're selling those MS office CD's for very cheap...

[Demon Dash]

Damn, even SNK vs Capcom: The Match of the Millenium looks better than SvC: Chaos.

[Dan?]

I actually really enjoyed CvS1, but CvS2 is infi better.

[Murt!]

I hear there's a pirate bay where they're selling those MS office CD's for very cheap...

Yeah you can buy all sorts of pirated software in Mexico.

[Demon Dash]

I actually really enjoyed CvS1, but CvS2 is infi better.
Woh, damn, I actually meant this.

http://www.mobygames.com/game/neo-geo-pocket-color/snk-vs-capcom-match-of-the-millennium/screenshots

But yeah, CvS was fun. It was wierd having four buttons though..... That stage with the shadows on the wall was impressive, especially for it's time. I don't think any other fighting game has a feaure like that.

[Stabby]

Az,

http://www.openoffice.org/

Its what I use, ans is basically office, but looks a bit different. Stabby's support, 100%!

[Dan?]

Whoops. Well, whatcha gonna do. But yeah, that SvC:MoM DOES look better than SvC:Chaos. How sad.

[RaishinX]

If I were to repeat out loud what is on my mind. There can be only one thing. The unfortunate knowledge of knowing when people die. Whenever I shake someone's hand I get the misfortune of knowing whats to come. Nothing but tears flow from my eyes inside of me, the pain too much for mere words to describe. As they walk away laughing and socializing, the slow motion of our real time takes effect on my psyche. The elegance in which the human body motions during activities is incredible. The thought of the ignorance as to their demise shatters present happiness. I can only imagine if we really existed....would it matter then.........

WTF!? Kuhahahaha! :rofl: This must be a joke account. Good stuff.

[TheSix]

If I were to repeat out loud what is on my mind. There can be only one thing. The unfortunate knowledge of knowing when people die. Whenever I shake someone's hand I get the misfortune of knowing whats to come. Nothing but tears flow from my eyes inside of me, the pain too much for mere words to describe. As they walk away laughing and socializing, the slow motion of our real time takes effect on my psyche. The elegance in which the human body motions during activities is incredible. The thought of the ignorance as to their demise shatters present happiness. I can only imagine if we really existed....would it matter then.........


http://www.cutmyself.com/forums/index.php

[Demon Dash]

Woh, damn, I actually meant this.

http://www.mobygames.com/game/neo-geo-pocket-color/snk-vs-capcom-match-of-the-millennium/screenshots
Anyone played this?

[TehNewGuy]

Man, wtf. It seems my left armpit for some reason has some sore or something like that on it. Seriously, it kinda burns. And I have no idea what caused it.

I'm pretty sure it's not due to a lack of taking a shower, since I take a good one every night. I wash up basically everywhere, including my armpits. After I dry, I put on deodorant. And I didn't even do any heavy physical activity lately, and it's really not even that hot. What the hell gives?

How many strokes of deodorant do you put on? I had the same thing happen to me a year or so ago, and it was lame as hell. I think it had to do with that certain brand of deoderant + the number of strokes applied.

[Dan?]

How many strokes of deodorant do you put on? I had the same thing happen to me a year or so ago, and it was lame as hell. I think it had to do with that certain brand of deoderant + the number of strokes applied.

That could be it, also msee if your mom (or whoever does your laundry, VG) has changed what kind of detergent being used in the washing machine, because sometimes new brands of detergent + sweating armpits = agitated pits.

[OneInchPunch]

Studying + me hungry =:wasted:

Atleast I got srk...

Edit: copped me some cookies. mmmmmmm... chocolate chip...

[Roxie]

Man, wtf. It seems my left armpit for some reason has some sore or something like that on it. Seriously, it kinda burns. And I have no idea what caused it.

I'm pretty sure it's not due to a lack of taking a shower, since I take a good one every night. I wash up basically everywhere, including my armpits. After I dry, I put on deodorant. And I didn't even do any heavy physical activity lately, and it's really not even that hot. What the hell gives?
It could be a heat rash. I used to have them when I was a kid, but not anymore.
Try baby powder or gold bond medical powder.

[OneInchPunch]

^^^^
Lucky you, I'm allergic to heat, no joke.

[Taito]

It's one of the rare evenings in England where it's actually warm and the bouncer won't let me into their sleazy nightclub because I'm wearing shorts.

*gouges eyeballs*

[VG Emblem]

How many strokes of deodorant do you put on? I had the same thing happen to me a year or so ago, and it was lame as hell. I think it had to do with that certain brand of deoderant + the number of strokes applied.
I'm seriously thinking that it could well be the deodorant. Something about it doesn't seem right...

That could be it, also msee if your mom (or whoever does your laundry, VG) has changed what kind of detergent being used in the washing machine, because sometimes new brands of detergent + sweating armpits = agitated pits.
I usually do the laundry (along with my sister), but I didn't the last time. I'm not even sure what detergent we used last time, or which one we used now. :sweat:


It could be a heat rash. I used to have them when I was a kid, but not anymore.
Try baby powder or gold bond medical powder.
The thing is, it's not that hot. I haven't even really left my house for long in the last few days, and it's pretty cool in here.

[Roxie]

try the baby/medical powder still...it can't hurt.

[Million]

haha..so I was doing my usual creep-duties of looking up people I know or have known on the net...and I found this, from what is apparently Jasonee Ragland. Jasonee was this SUPER HOT girl I knew back in high school. The description, she looked like "Theresa" from NBC's Passions!...though with a much better(curvy/voluptuous) body. Seriously, that body was like Beyonce Prime. Anyway, I found this when doing a search on her name:

http://us.geocities.yahoo.com/gb/view?member=stardust_082
Comments : look I do not know who the fuck you are , but if you do not get my name off your FUCKING web page bitch you WILL here form my layer!!!!!!! You may think who Iam I e-mailing you ,but my name is my rep. and I have had meny calls about you page ,and you need I don't know what's going on there, but I found it quite amusing. Anyway, I had quite the crush on her at the time. She was instantly one of the hottest girls ever to be at my high school. OF COURSE, she was all over my best friend,(*leaving me with NO attention) and he had his attention elsewhere(*Vince was quite the "player"...he got ass non-stop like it was on an assembly line.) She did begin to flirt with me a few subtle times after apparently giving up on Vincent though....but OF COURSE...that was at the end of that particular school year...which happened to be my senior year, so I would never see her again.(of course)

I also looked up a hot one from my church...there's a picture of her and an interview about what she does now for a living. The picture does her no justice though...looks nowhere near as hot as she does in person...I may post that up later.

I also looked up a few co-workers, and saw what their gross earnings were again since a new quarter was just added to the "base period".

[Demon Dash]

try the baby/medical powder still...it can't hurt.
I love women lol... Whatever's the problem, powder's the solution.....

[abacabb]

It could be a heat rash. I used to have them when I was a kid, but not anymore.
Try baby powder or gold bond medical powder.
Heat rash fucking blows. This is the first time I have ever had it, and the area with the rash just happened to be my upper lip. This is some fucking bullshit.

[abacabb]

Someone just aired out like 6 shots up the block from me. Hope nobody got hit.
Edit: Oh shit they doing it again.

[TheSix]

Someone just aired out like 6 shots up the block from me. Hope nobody got hit.
Edit: Oh shit they doing it again.

Better keep your ass in the house :shake:

[abacabb]

Better keep your ass in the house :shake:
I am now. I was just about to hit up the bodega for a late night oreo run, but it looks like im chips a hoy'ing it tonight.

[Dan?]

I am now. I was just about to hit up the bodega for a late night oreo run, but it looks like im chips a hoy'ing it tonight.

Them lil chocolate circles ain't worth your life abacabb, turtle up with some chips a'hoy and watch for uzi mixup game.

[Thongboy Bebop]

A friend of mine owes me a grand, but I've known him forever so he can basically pay me back whenever he gets around to it. Due to being hellaciously irresponsible, I don't have any cash on me, but he happens to work in a restaurant less than a block from my office. Am I breaking any rules by hitting him up for 20 bucks so I can go get something to eat before I get home?

N

[Dan?]

A friend of mine owes me a grand, but I've known him forever so he can basically pay me back whenever he gets around to it. Due to being hellaciously irresponsible, I don't have any cash on me, but he happens to work in a restaurant less than a block from my office. Am I breaking any rules by hitting him up for 20 bucks so I can go get something to eat before I get home?

N

I think it would only be breaking the rules to hit him up for $1,001.

[abacabb]

Them lil chocolate circles ain't worth your life abacabb, turtle up with some chips a'hoy and watch for uzi mixup game.
But its so tempting! Oreos own my soul, I cant help it.

[Muff Daddy]

Bleach is coming to AS in the fall, i pray to god they don't butcher the english dub--see naruto =[

[Thongboy Bebop]

I think it would only be breaking the rules to hit him up for $1,001.
Alright, but if this goes awry I'm afraid you're responsible.

N

[Dan?]

Alright, but if this goes awry I'm afraid you're responsible.

N


No problem.[/Striking a pose and flashing blue]

[abacabb]

A friend of mine owes me a grand, but I've known him forever so he can basically pay me back whenever he gets around to it. Due to being hellaciously irresponsible, I don't have any cash on me, but he happens to work in a restaurant less than a block from my office. Am I breaking any rules by hitting him up for 20 bucks so I can go get something to eat before I get home?

N
Your buddy doesnt give you free food from his restuarant, or is he only like a waiter or something? And you hitting him up for 20 bucks arent breaking the rules, He owes you a grand.

[Thongboy Bebop]

It's a pretty hoity-toity restaurant, I wouldn't feel right asking for a hook-up. He's assistant manager or something I think.

I'm just bad at asking people for stuff. We went to the movies a couple of days ago and he covered me then to offset some of his debt, so I feel like a jackass hitting him up for money today when I could actually use it.

We'll see how it goes, I'll update you guys tomorrow, haha.

N

[VG Emblem]

Haha, I just found like the funniest picture ever.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/VGEmblem/brb72.jpg

[Roxie]

He owes you!
HE BETTA GIVE YOU THA DOUGH OR YOU CAN TAKE IT OUT HIS ASS!

[Carpet Lint]

It's a pretty hoity-toity restaurant, I wouldn't feel right asking for a hook-up. He's assistant manager or something I think.

I'm just bad at asking people for stuff. We went to the movies a couple of days ago and he covered me then to offset some of his debt, so I feel like a jackass hitting him up for money today when I could actually use it.

We'll see how it goes, I'll update you guys tomorrow, haha.

N
HE OWES YOU A THOUSAND BUCKS

You could probably walk up to him and slap him in the face and have sex with his mom and he would be prevented by society's rules from doing anything.

...maybe not the mother sex - I'm not sure how much $1000 gets you where you live.

But damn man, why would you ever feel bad asking him for money that's yours? Go henceforth from here guilt-free and stomach-full.

________


VG - I love ya man, and that picture's kinda funny, but you should probably ease up on the whole posting-funny-internet-pop-culture-images.

Whenever there's a stupid thread on GD and the standard SRK flaming dog pile/gang bang begins, you're the ONLY GUY who EVER posts those lame pictures where it's like this black guy dressed up as a Gundam or some shit with the words "THIS THREAD FAILS" pbrush.exe'd in.

You need to realize it's played out, and you need to move on. Only then will you be truly able to harness your potention and become an average SRK poster and not a board joke.

[Dan?]

VG, while obviously lacking in his posting ability, must have super armor or something, because let's be honest:

VG takes it in the mouth from eight people after every single post he makes.

CL still rocking the Justice av. I want to have your baby seahorses so HORD! SeaHORDses!

[Mechanica]

How does Heinz claim to have 57 varieties? 57 varieties of ketchup? Uhh, it looks like Safeway keeps the other 56 varieties in the back.

[Carpet Lint]

VG, while obviously lacking in his posting ability, must have super armor or something, because let's be honest:

VG takes it in the mouth from eight people after every single post he makes.

CL still rocking the Justice av. I want to have your baby seahorses so HORD! SeaHORDses!
That's why I'm starting to warm up to him - he plays with so much HEART. He shows up to every game ready to ball and he plays so HOWRD...and he loses every time, but it's still an entertaining game.

Lol, oh man, I didn't even realize I hadn't changed my avatar yet. It's not even funny anymore - Team Staircase wrecked us. Turned out WE were Chong Li!

That thread still stands as one of my favourite SRK memories though.

EDIT: OH YES! I was at this fancy "asian fusion" resturant the other day (where they serve Chinese dishes you could get down the street at half the price, but the only people that eat there are white, so no one cares) and our waiter looked really familiar. And I couldn't remember who he reminded me off...until now. HE WAS YOU. I mean...not really...'cept if you happened to be in Toronto on Wednesday working as a waiter at Spring Rolls...but for some reason, I saw him and thought "Dan?...?"

Which is probably why no one backed me up when I said he looked familiar.

The problem now is that I don't know how I know how you look. So that's kind of creepy.

There's all sorts of homoerotic undertones to this story too...which is actually no longer unexpected from most of the random thoughts that fly through my head.

HARD COCKS

...huh?

[abacabb]

That's why I'm starting to warm up to him - he plays with so much HEART. He shows up to every game ready to ball and he plays so HOWRD...and he loses every time, but it's still an entertaining game.

Lol, oh man, I didn't even realize I hadn't changed my avatar yet. It's not even funny anymore - Team Staircase wrecked us. Turned out WE were Chong Li!

That thread still stands as one of my favourite SRK memories though.

EDIT: OH YES! I was at this fancy "asian fusion" resturant the other day (where they serve Chinese dishes you could get down the street at half the price, but the only people that eat there are white, so no one cares) and our waiter looked really familiar. And I couldn't remember who he reminded me off...until now. HE WAS YOU. I mean...not really...'cept if you happened to be in Toronto on Wednesday working as a waiter at Spring Rolls...but for some reason, I saw him and thought "Dan?...?"

Which is probably why no one backed me up when I said he looked familiar.

The problem now is that I don't know how I know how you look. So that's kind of creepy.

There's all sorts of homoerotic undertones to this story too...which is actually no longer unexpected from most of the random thoughts that fly through my head.

HARD COCKS

...huh?
:rofl: :rofl: Your fucking crazy man.

[Roxie]

Oh man...there's this documentary on Japanese baseball (following two hihg schools) and DAMN do they take that shit seriously!!

Including the cheerleaders (male and female teams)....Their coach was like "I saw your lips move, but nothing came out!!" and they were crying and shit.

But the craziest shit was the stuff the school bands played...."Do you remember?" by Earth, Wind, & fire.

No lie, it's a classic, but I was like :wtf:?!

then they sang the chorus in eng(r)lish

"BA-DE-AH, SAY TAT YOU RRREMEMBER
BA-DE-AH, DANCCING IN SEPTEMBUH
BA-DE-AH, NEVERRR WARS A CROUDY DAY!!"

It actually didn't sound half bad, but it just totally blew me away..


Also I saw this on South Park

Miiis-suuus Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big-
Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like-
Shih tzus make good house pets. They're cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their-
Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,
The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a-
Contaminated water can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your-
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck!

which reminds me of a song we used to sing while playing a hand clap game..


Miss Suzy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
The steamboat went to-
Hello operator
Give me number nine
If you disconnect me
I'll kick your big be-
'Hind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy fell upon it
And cut her big old-
Ask me no more questions
Give me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their...
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in d-a-r-k d-a-r-k
DARK DARK DARK!

[Mechanica]

'My' cat (it's my sister's and she's temporarily living with me, actually) just... well, my best guess is that she either had some nasty semen-like discharge, or she leaked some other cat's fucking semen onto my shorts. Fucking. Disgusting.

I don't like today much.

[Dan?]

I was in Canada and I saw a waiter that looked like you and when he asked if we wanted to start with any appetizers I bent him over and secksed him in his pooper.

That is very flattering. One of my good friends said they had a gay dream about me where apparently I was very overt and just 'took my prize' as it were (DIPSET NO HOMO). I constantly berate his way saying I took her man's anal virginity.

You know what I look like, CL. You saw the Fatherbrain interview, right? That was a hawt picture of me in the NO LIMIT TRU SOLDJA gear, with spinna watch and west-SIIIIIIIIIIEDE assist. Batteries not included.

[*InVeRs3*]

Guys I have something to show you:


( . Y .)

^^^YES!!!!

plz don't ban me mods.

[FistsofFury]

then they sang the chorus in eng(r)lish

"BA-DE-AH, SAY TAT YOU RRREMEMBER
BA-DE-AH, DANCCING IN SEPTEMBUH
BA-DE-AH, NEVERRR WARS A CROUDY DAY!!"



I would pay to see that.

I heard the Japanese Prime Minister attempt Elvis songs on the radio last week.

God they are on America's dick SO HORD.

[*InVeRs3*]

I can't believe some of you guys who are around 16-35 are picking on a pre-teen. VG doesn't seem to take it personally but kids are emotional these days or some shit with doctors giving them pills like it's halloween. I'm surprised he's lasted this long with this emo culture that's corrupting our youth.

[Azrael]

Thanks for that link Stabby. That was a huge help.

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I'm kind of at a crossroads right now as to what to do.

It's 7:15 PM. I just finished work not too long ago.

I kind of want to go to my favorite Italian restaurant. But it's kinda far. I don't want to go by train, and if I went by scooter, well, it's still far, and I'd need to get gas too.

I could go to a much closer place and get some beef and rice. I'd been wanting to eat it all week but things kept interfearing. Now I'm kind of feeling the Italian over the beef though.

I also want to go to the gym. Going to the gym has become a daily habit for me. I'm not gonna get to go tomorrow or Sunday, and I couldn't go yesterday, so I feel I really should today.

And here's another option - I could just stay home and eat some curry rice. I do need to finish writing my resume. I could kick back, relax, and watch some Beast Wars episodes before my girlfriend gets here around 12 (once she arrives, I'm not gonna be able to do anything).

Anyone who's still awake wanna help me decide?

[caliagent#3]

holy shit...lovelessemotion??? -----> http://lovelessemotion.tripod.com/id4.html

[Mechanica]

If you're closer, I think beef & rice sounds fucking tasty right about now, so I vote for that.

EDIT: SHIT Italian food sounds even better, so I don't know what to tell you. I was supposed to go to the gym today, too. >_< Fuck it, watch some Beast Wars.

[Roxie]

Thanks for that link Stabby. That was a huge help.

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I'm kind of at a crossroads right now as to what to do.

It's 7:15 PM. I just finished work not too long ago.

I kind of want to go to my favorite Italian restaurant. But it's kinda far. I don't want to go by train, and if I went by scooter, well, it's still far, and I'd need to get gas too.

I could go to a much closer place and get some beef and rice. I'd been wanting to eat it all week but things kept interfearing. Now I'm kind of feeling the Italian over the beef though.

I also want to go to the gym. Going to the gym has become a daily habit for me. I'm not gonna get to go tomorrow or Sunday, and I couldn't go yesterday, so I feel I really should today.

And here's another option - I could just stay home and eat some curry rice. I do need to finish writing my resume. I could kick back, relax, and watch some Beast Wars episodes before my girlfriend gets here around 12 (once she arrives, I'm not gonna be able to do anything).

Anyone who's still awake wanna help me decide?
get the beef & rice and finish your writting.

Save the Itlian for a special night!

[Azrael]

I think I just decided on the Italian.

I just remembered, this is my last month at work. I'm going to have like 6 farewell parties. At least. And since I can't eat fish, the only other thing they can think of is barbeque. Which works perfectly for me. So I'll hold off on the beef for now, cause it's gonna be plentiful in just a few weeks.

I'll go get the Italian, come back, chill, maybe watch some Beast Wars, then finish the resume. Before my girlfriend comes home and wants to rape me.

...I need (another) vacation.

[Mechanica]

I think I just decided on the Italian.

I just remembered, this is my last month at work. I'm going to have like 6 farewell parties. At least. And since I can't eat fish, the only other thing they can think of is barbeque. Which works perfectly for me. So I'll hold off on the beef for now, cause it's gonna be plentiful in just a few weeks.

I'll go get the Italian, come back, chill, maybe watch some Beast Wars, then finish the resume. Before my girlfriend comes home and wants to rape me.

...I need (another) vacation.
Fuck, Italian food AND beast wars? Sign me up.

fu fu fu fuck da police

[*InVeRs3*]

holy shit...lovelessemotion??? -----> http://lovelessemotion.tripod.com/id4.html

Oh shit that's how he really looks like!:looney: :rofl:

someone e-mail him thhis thread lol.

[RaishinX]

Man these dogs are getting on my nerves. One snores as loud as grown men and drags its feet on hardwood floors, the other won't allow me to approach it without growling or barking. But whenever one the homeowner's kids shows up the damn thing's jumping around on its hind legs until they leave. It's one thing to be shy around strangers; it's another to act an ass around everyone you don't know. Yeah, yeah, I know it's a dog with limited intelligence and whatnot but I can't change the way I feel.

VG takes it in the mouth from eight people after every single post he makes.


God that one had me rolling.

My cousins are EASILY the funniest people I know. I was playing Sonic Adventure DX at one of his friends house and he starts about how I don't play sports games and whatnot:

Will: I see you don't like to play nothin' unless it's got some loud (brightly colored), ugly shit running around bouncing off of shit (referring to Knuckles)
RaishinX: HAHAHAHA!!
Will: I'm for real- You and Clay (my other hilarious cousin) the same way. *Knuckles starts flying* Wha-?? This nigga can fly? Man look at this shit. Looks like he's flying for the uterus.
RaishinX: *ROFLMAO*

I always have a blast when I'm around him. It's a nice relaxing break from the rest of my life.

[Carpet Lint]

You know what I look like, CL. You saw the Fatherbrain interview, right? That was a hawt picture of me in the NO LIMIT TRU SOLDJA gear, with spinna watch and west-SIIIIIIIIIIEDE assist. Batteries not included.
Ah yeah. You're probably the only person whose actually had my opinon of them IMPROVE upon seeing their picture. That was some straight soldier stuff - slam those suckas sideways, son. SHIT.

______

Am I the only one that doesn't understand the appeal of the Fatherbrain interviews?

What the fuck am I going to do armed with the knowledge of like Adam Warlock's favourite colour or that the first word Million thinks of when he hears "cat" is "dog?"

Riveting entertainment, truly.

Fatherbrain always reminds of me those SNL skits with Will Ferrell as James Lipton.

"If I had the choice to interview William Shakespeare or this next guest...I would tell the Bard of Avon to GO SCREW HIMSELF."

What is with out obsession of making psuedo-celebrities out of everyone? Even SRK can't escape it.

You know what? FUCK DA POLICE

What's so cool about Az and his wacky Japanese misadventures? Shit, I had tiny school children sticking their fingers in my ass YEARS before he made it popular! WHERE'S MY PARADE!?! BRING THE LOVE BACK TO THE PEOPLE

I want to be offered an interview just so I can say "Interview the people - 'cause that's what I'm all about." YEAH BOOIIIIIYEEEEEEEE

But I'll never be offered an interview, and I'll have to remain the greatest SRK poster you've never heard about. I've been a sleeper pick for so long, I'm hibernating.

_______

Regarding the Japanese baseball documentary - it just made me think of Ichiro Suzuki, and this article I read about him once.

He would come home everyday from school, and just practice with his dad. No television, no playing with friends, no nothing. Just fielding grounders for three hours, batting practice for three hours, long toss for three hours, sleep, school, repeat.

He's a left handed batter, and he has this unique swing, where the follow through is him taking a step towards first base - so after every single swing, he's already a step closer to first than any other batter. He's a hit machine, and it's crazy to think of how such a tiny Japanese man can have one of the best outfield arms in baseball.

Now his dad is fucking rich, living off the genetically engineered baseball machine he spawned.

That's what I gotta do - I gotta strap my kid's right hand behind his back as soon as he's born and turn him into a baseball machine. The big bucks are in baseball - forget hockey (league revenues are too low to support big payrolls), football (non-guaranteed contracts?), and basketball (my genes won't be able to compete with the negro power of that league) - baseball's where it's at.

___________

Wendy's bacon mushroom melt is probably the best fastfood burger of all time. Especially if you double the meat.

I envision the perfect fastfood meal to be a Wendy's double bacon mushroom melt with McDonald's fries assist and like...a milkshake from...somewhere. ...Licks? I don't know who sells decent milkshakes.

[Thongboy Bebop]

I don't know who sells decent milkshakes.
Bob's Big Boy. You can turn the cup upside down and it won't fall out.

Update: I went to the restaurant but I pussed out and didn't say "Gimme my money nucka!", but I did end up getting one of the best martinis ever from a waitress I may or may not knock up in the next few days. I'll keep you guys posted on that one too.

N

[Dan?]

You need to hit her up for a grand...night of buttsecks!

Also, Steak and Shake has pretty good shakes (and good steaks maybe? I dunno, the one near here is crazy sketch).

Still, McFlurry's are better.

[Panicked]

You need to hit her up for a grand...night of buttsecks!



:rofl: Geez...

[Rico!]

Coffee flavored brownies are so damn good. Starbucks, you have finally have me as a customer. $2.49 for a coffee is too much, when most stores sell coffee for under a buck.

[fishjie]

Does anyone else think Clerks 2 is gonna suck?

I have hopes for it, but at the same time after watching the previews, there is a sense of impending doom. the first warning sign is that its not in black and white, the second warning sign is that everyone looks so old now. the third is that the dialogue in the ads are just plain unfunny and uninspiring.

i'll still watch it though.

[abacabb]

^^when does it come out?

[fishjie]

Release Date: July 21, 2006

[Rico!]

I'm hungry and i'm tired of pizza. What should I eat guys? Almost any fast food store is nearby... or maybe some general tsos...can't make up my mind...

[abacabb]

I'm hungry and i'm tired of pizza. What should I eat guys? Almost any fast food store is nearby... or maybe some general tsos...can't make up my mind...
General Tso son. Get that wit some house special fried rice. Youll stomach will thank me later.

[Mechanica]

General fucking Tso's. Sounds so good.

I was having the shittiest luck with connections, players, and execution on third strike today, online, but now I just had a sweet ass set of 35 matches with Plastik Lazee where the score at the end was like 18 - 17, and every single match was good. Damn, that was what I needed! Haha. I fucking love fighting games. I get frustrated when I always play people who rape me, like in MvC2 and 3S when I play in the arcade (I need to get used to sticks... Note to self: buy one).

Man, I'm hungry.

I woke up at 9:30am, which is the earliest I've woken up since school got out. I'm SO GLAD I graduated and don't have to back to school this fall. Or technically, I don't have to go back to school at all... And the earliest I go back (well, college) is April, so I get a double summer... where half of it is cold. Oh well. :lol:

I'm trying to solve this visual-freezing problem with WoW... I think it's 'cause I redid my UI (last patch fucked my shit up to the max, so I just started over) and I souped it up, and I love my UI now, except that I think I have so many addons that it's causing this freezing problem. I spent hours redoing it, too! YARRRR. :annoy:

I'm glad today is starting well, yesterday was frustrating.

[Rico!]

ok General Tsos it is. I hope they're open at 8......

damn work is a pain.

[abacabb]

ok General Tsos it is. I hope they're open at 8......

damn work is a pain.
They should be. Chinese restaurants usually stay open till 11. 1am the latest.

[Million]

It is impossible for me to tire of pizza. It is a perfect food.

3.5 hours of premium time at work this week...more over/premium time is scheduled for next week...so I'm really leaning towards finally getting a DSLite or X360 sometime in the next few weeks...well, both, most likely. The problem with x360 for me now is that most of the games I want...they still aren't out until at least a few months from now. So for now, DSLite is in the lead in terms of priority....then I'm also thinking about upgrading my tv...I'm looking at something in the 25-inch screen range, most likely....flat/lcd of course.
*that reminds me...here is yet another example of how spoiled I was in childhood....I had 2 tvs. Eventually, both were in my room. One was an old Emerson that I used exclusively for games. The other one was for just tv and movies....as I got more systems, of course I eventually had systems hooked to both.

My dad sent me this "Booker T/Steve Ray WCW" slip via email: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-563828634002652399&q=******+is%3Afree&pr=goog-sl heh, hilarious...I guess he got a little carried away with the passion of his interview segment. I love when things are televised Live.

It's a shame that only 3 or 4 people really read this thread anymore. We have no audience here, and funny random thoughts are posted...that's a shame.

*I miss the live action Dennis the Menace shows. Mrs. Mitchell was a classic MILF. The actress' name was Gloria Henry. I'd go back in time just to try and hit that. Well, I'd take a list of past lotto jackpot numbers as well, so I could at least come back to the present time nice and RICH. Well, that's probably a little too suspicious...I'd go for the non-jackpot numbers where I "only" win like $500,000 or something....get a few of those, perhaps bet on some past sporting events like Superbowl, World Series...anything where there was a huge upset especially....like the Tyson vs. Douglas fight...I'd make a killing off that. People would think I was insane for betting against Tyson.

heh, that was such a lame ass name...BUSTER Douglas. I think he was the reason that became a slang term for someone who is just lame overall. I didn't start hearing about people being called a "buster" until after the Buster Douglas fiasco.(*he beat Tyson, but then lost the title immediately in his next fight...and was really never heard from again.) He looked funny too...that might've had something to do with it as well....haha...big water-head ass "buster".
Anyway...yeah, whenever I imagine anything involving time travel....I always have the side-plan of making serious money before I come "back to the future!". I wonder how it would change the timeline if I brought a system of today back into 1984, and showed people these 128-bit era graphics? There's no telling how fucked...or how great things would be when I came back to today. It would be funny to come back and see that we are now ruled by an empire of highly intelligent penguins...penguins with superior combat capabilities and technology...

[abacabb]

"We coming for you NICCA!"
yeah that was funny. Good old booker T.

[TheSix]

It is impossible for me to tire of pizza. It is a perfect food.




Agreed. I'll get 2-3 a week even. It's bought to me with a soda AND with the option of some chicken wings...TOO good.

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Whats with black dudes and the big white shirts? I think it's some memo I must have missed. All my T-shirts fit me normally and don't get half way past my ass.

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I was at DMV today. It was completely quiet inside and this lady in front of me asked- "Do you want to be a organ donor?" and the dude yelled out "HELL NAW!" :rofl: :lol:

[Penguin]

Sooo fucking drunk right now, honestly, i'm 18, and a good friend of mine just turned 19 (legal alcohol buying age in canada). We're going to pimp the alcohol for all its worth nowadays.

[RaishinX]

I just beasted on two corn dogs. This ice cream bar isn't gonna know what hit it.

[Rico!]

Ah. That General Tso's Chicken was just TOO good... $5.95 for a big bowl of it, and worth every damn penny.

[Dan?]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/Blue_bell_logo.jpg = <Elena> Healing!

[abacabb]

Ah. That General Tso's Chicken was just TOO good... $5.95 for a big bowl of it, and worth every damn penny.
Wat chinese restaurant did you get it from? One in the Bx or in the city?

[Rico!]

a place on fulton street in brooklyn

[abacabb]

a place on fulton street in brooklyn
As in downtown brooklyn?

[Mechanica]

HEAAALINGGUU :yawn:


...:wonder:

[jignat]

Million:

I notice that you said that most chicas begin the slippery slope to hell after having a kid. I now have some evidence against that argument.
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3228909&postcount=20
She's 40 yrs old and had a kid!

[abacabb]

Million:

I notice that you said that most chicas begin the slippery slope to hell after having a kid. I now have some evidence against that argument.
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3228909&postcount=20
She's 40 yrs old and had a kid!
Well Stacey Dash is different. She's been hot and she's always gonna have dough, casue her brother is Dame Dash.

[Million]

First off, thanks for those...someone already PMed me the nudes, but those "safe-to-post-at-srk" pics are ones I haven't seen yet...

Secondly, that's Stacey Fuckin Dash right there. Celebs are usually the exception to the rule....and they're fantasy anyway. It's extremely unlikely that any of us would be in a situation one day where we actually get to speak to super elites like her, Halle, Beyonce, etc.

...and it's not really a physical thing about women having kids. I'm referring to the possibility for any kind of long-term relationship...or anything at all beyond a friendship. They can still be hot, sure...but the very presence of the kid is the reason for the big point deduction. At this point in life...would you really want a woman that happens to already have a small child? It's just not an appealing situation...at least not for me. In a way, it's actually a worse disqualifier than smoking! At least she could possibly quit the smoking habit. The child is always going to be there...unless someone kidnapped or killed him/her, I guess.

Lastly...that pictorial is the best thing Playboy has done since getting Veronica from Road Rules. I already have the pics thanks to the greatness that is the internet...and I still want the actual magazine, just to have hard copies. It's THAT good/important to me. Stace is a true legend of nutbuster status.

*hmm...wouldn't a genie be the most powerful fictional character ever, if it could grant wishes for itself? I'm reminded of this by the character "Genji" on Power Rangers Mystic Force. He was fading away, and said "oh...I wish I had more time!", and just like that...he had more time.(*he has to be back in the lamp every now and then to "recharge", I guess) If you could just grant yourself any power by wishing it....well, you're essentially god-level powerful.

[abacabb]

Okay. Today is my birthday and i dont have the slightest idea of what to do. Im waiting for my mother to come and hopefully bless me wit enough funds to cop my ds lite.

[Dan?]

*hmm...wouldn't a genie be the most powerful fictional character ever, if it could grant wishes for itself? I'm reminded of this by the character "Genji" on Power Rangers Mystic Force. He was fading away, and said "oh...I wish I had more time!", and just like that...he had more time.(*he has to be back in the lamp every now and then to "recharge", I guess) If you could just grant yourself any power by wishing it....well, you're essentially god-level powerful.

Genie-Jin is broken.

Edit: Happy birthday abacabb ya filthy bilge-rat!

[abacabb]

Genie-Jin is broken.

Edit: Happy birthday abacabb ya filthy bilge-rat!
Wtf is a bilge-rat?
Thanks anyways dude.

[Dan?]

Wtf is a bilge-rat?
Thanks anyways dude.

A bilge-rat is a no-good scurvy-ridden land-lubber who needs to get back to swabbin the poop deck.

Yaaaaaaaargh!

[abacabb]

Aye, matey! The sailors life is the only life for me.

[raisingstorm]

how many friends do you have that if you were walking down the street with them and you started getting mugged that would actually get your back and not run in the other direction. I have one, i think.

[RaishinX]

^I have maybe 5 or so. Two of them are related to me.

[Carpet Lint]

If some dude with a gun comes up to you and asks for your wallet, how exactly can your friend get your back? Give him his wallet too? Or are you saying you both are going to jump the dude holding the gun?

If I was walking around with my buddy and some dude with a gun came up to him and asked for his wallet, I'd fucking BOOK IT in the other direction.

And then we can meet up later and laugh about it. Hahahahahahaha - good times had by all!

[abacabb]

how many friends do you have that if you were walking down the street with them and you started getting mugged that would actually get your back and not run in the other direction. I have one, i think.
3. one is related to me.

[raisingstorm]

what about knife, or blunt objects or unarmed

[abacabb]

what about knife, or blunt objects or unarmed
all 3. But if this nigga got a burner we do what he says.

[Dan?]

Agreed, you don't go jumpin some dude when he's got a gun to your face.

If I was with one of my friends and some dude was like "hey, give me your wallet or I'll put lead in your face" with a gun pointed at me, and my friend moved to stop him or something, I would flip out.

"DON'T MOVE YOU DICKFACE! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED OR SOMETHING?!?!"

Then I'd give the dude my money and be crazy pissed at my friend for trying to act like an idiot and get me shot. Then we'd laugh and go to Valhalla.

[abacabb]

Agreed, you don't go jumpin some dude when he's got a gun to your face.

If I was with one of my friends and some dude was like "hey, give me your wallet or I'll put lead in your face" with a gun pointed at me, and my friend moved to stop him or something, I would flip out.

"DON'T MOVE YOU DICKFACE! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED OR SOMETHING?!?!"

Then I'd give the dude my money and be crazy pissed at my friend for trying to act like an idiot and get me shot. Then we'd laugh and go to Valhalla.
Yeah. Dont try to be a hero and shit. The only way I would allow that if my friend had the drop on money with his own gun. But that wont happen because none of my friends have guns.s

[Rico!]

how many friends do you have that if you were walking down the street with them and you started getting mugged that would actually get your back and not run in the other direction. I have one, i think.

for sure I have two.

One of my friends told me a story about two guys from our high school eating with their girlfriends in a restaurant. One of the guys started choking on his food. Now rather than performing the himelich(sp?) manueaver(SP??), the other guy litterally runs out of the restaurant, scared to death. Hilarious, but fucked up. The guy choking survived, btw.

[Dan?]

for sure I have two.

One of my friends told me a story about two guys from our high school eating with their girlfriends in a restaurant. One of the guys started choking on his food. Now rather than performing the himelich(sp?) manueaver(SP??), the other guy litterally runs out of the restaurant, scared to death. Hilarious, but fucked up. The guy choking survived, btw.

The guy who ran out didn't.

[RaishinX]

I slept on a bed from a pull-out couch a few days ago and I'm still sore. It was like sleeping on a chain-link fence covered in plastic.

[Taito]

I had the misfortune of watchin House of Wax.. and I kept waiting for Elisha Cuthbert to get on her cell and cry to CTU or Jack for help..

[abacabb]

I had the misfortune of watchin House of Wax.. and I kept waiting for Elisha Cuthbert to get on her cell and cry to CTU or Jack for help..
Yeah, that movie sucked so bad. Atlest Elisha has some nice boobies. And that herb ass black guy form one on one was supposed to be the tough one. Get the fuck outta here.

[Zulu]

Diamonds on my neck
Diamonds on my grill...

something something I'M BOSSY!!

[abacabb]

Diamonds on my neck
Diamonds on my grill...

something something I'M BOSSY!!
That was random. I like that song. Kelis looks cute in the video too.

[Million]

It is a great day...VIDA is in Playboy. I have the pics from the net...and I have the actual issue now. It took all the self control in the world to avoid bustin' on myself right there in the store as I flipped through the pages. Page 116+117 double-spread is the nutbuster for sure. Seriously, this is huge for Vida fans. We have waited years for this. No, the blurry cell.phone pics that got out don't count. The quality on those was far too low to be truly jerkable. Anyway, I saw that 2page spread and immediately thought "ok....instant sale.", and kept it as I browsed for anything else of interest. I spotted a new WWE Divas dvd, so I got that too. A review of that will probably be posted later today or tomorrow.

[Irennicus]

I can't eat pizza. I vomit every time I eat cheese.

[abacabb]

I can't eat pizza. I vomit every time I eat cheese.
Damn dude, that shit sucks.
*Million, pm that shit son.

[jignat]

a burning question SRK

what shouldi get for dinner

1) lasagna + veggies
2) sub sandwiches
3) Pizza

[Million]

I'm not a fan of "sub" sandwiches...the italian choices there, lasagna and pizza are the real options. That's a close one, actually. I love lasagna almost as much as pizza....it's very close...like if pizza is a score of say 99, lasagna is a score of 98.999. I think the presence of bread crust gives pizza a slight edge over lasagna.

*I knew a girl in junior high named LaSonya...it was amusing to me that it sounded like we were talking to or about lasagna the food item, when mentioning her. Ms. "Lasagna" was ugly, though...quite an unfortunate case. I kinda feel bad about saying that, even though I haven't spoken with her in many years...she was quite a cool person...but the truth was that she was just not attractive in any way, physically. She seemed like she might be a lesbo too.(*she was "just one of the guys" all the time. NOTHING about her was ever feminine....it was a level beyond what I'd say is normal tomboyish persona...and no, there was never any guy she had her eye on...no celebs or anything...not that a "just one of the guys" type of girl would discuss that with the rest of the guys anyway, but whatever.) Anyway, I knew her from a certain program in my school for smart/gifted kids. Yes, believe it or not...I was one of those kids considered to be "gifted". We had a lot of fun in that...it was called the "CLUE" program.

*I just remembered this girl from elementary school...it was 2nd or 3rd grade. Trinee. Yes, that's spelled correctly. Trinee. Anyway, she was also an unfortunate case....she smelled fuckin TERRIBLE. I'm not sure what was going on at home with her...but she always smelled like some bad lunchmeat...like rotten liverworst or stale cheese, or just some kind of food that went bad a few days ago. I always had to avoid looking in her general direction during lunch....because if I even saw her, that smell would come up in my mind...like a psychic attack of the most rancid, foul aromas. Seriously, when this happened, I could not finish eating....especially if I happened to have a lunchmeat type of sandwich...oh, and that says a lot, actually. All throughout childhood and teen years, one of the things I was proud of was my strong stomach. I could look at and enjoy the most disgusting things EVER, completely un-phased. I once watched "The Fly"(Jeff Goldblum version) while eating dinner, like it was nothing. I watched Curse II: The Bite while having dinner. I would even laugh at people who saw something just *mildly* gross, and instantly run off to puke...their stomach was weak, and thus...clearly inferior to me. But this smell...this Trinee smell was simply too much, even for me.

...I had a GI Joe lunchbox at first, btw. I wish I still had that. I think it was metal....then I had a plastic Voltron lunchbox.(*it came with a matching voltron thermos inside)

[jignat]

Food thoughts: Avoid if you're hungry.....

Yeah, i ll prolly get the lasagne b/c ive had pizza 2x in the past week...
This place is pretty tight it has pizzas, subs, "regular food"= american + caribbean
And their lasagne is damn good almost as good as my moms
Ironically, thier subs are rather mediocre.

I dont go to KFC much, but when i do i just get lots of biscuits/coleslaw and maybe like 1/2 pieces of chicken. I guess i just like the sides more.

Candy I hate
Candy corn
Twizzler
Werthers
mike and ike hot tamale

[abacabb]

Jignat and Million good looks. Indeed this will be a very happy birthday.*runs to get the shea butter lotion*

[Rico!]

nothing beats good old fried chicken and biscuits

---

Why doesn't Konami make a Castlevania Collection already? I already have all the sonic and megaman collections, and I'm dying for a castlevania collection.

[abacabb]

nothing beats good old fried chicken and biscuits

---

Why doesn't Konami make a Castlevania Collection already? I already have all the sonic and megaman collections, and I'm dying for a castlevania collection.
About the Castlevania Collection, what games do you think should be in it?(Besides SOTN)
Rondo of Blood should be on it. The original, not the snes remake.

[Mechanica]

Uhh, I don't know the English name (or wait, is it Dracula X? I bet it is) but Akumajou Dracula XX or whatever! Haha, I was playing it on ZSNES earlier...

SOTN, though... so good. So good it almost hurts.

My friend said she'd pay for me to get a small tattoo or two, on my 18th birthday. Well, it depends on the price, but I'm not gonna make her pay a lot, but I never really thought about getting tattoos, or if I got one, what I'd want... but I want a tattoo on the inside of my wrist (ugh, seems like a painful spot, but I think it's a cool tattoo place) so I've been contemplating it, and seeing if I could think of anything I'd want as a tattoo there. I'm definitely enough of a dork to get an 8-bit tattoo, or some kind of sprite. :lol: My friend has a blue pixelated bomb on one of his pecs and a red one on the other, with a pixelated cloud above it, like raining bombs down, haha.

[Rico!]

About the Castlevania Collection, what games do you think should be in it?(Besides SOTN)
Rondo of Blood should be on it. The original, not the snes remake.

If konami ever did make them, i imagine they'd look like this, in two seperate collections:

Collection 1 - The really old games in the series

Castlevania
Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest
Castlevania 3: Dracula'a Curse
Super Castlevania 4
Castlevania Bloodlines (Genesis)
Dracula X (Snes version)

Bonus games:
Castlevania: The Adventure (GB)
Castlevania: Belmont's Curse (GB)
Castlevania Legends (GB)


Collection 2 - newer, but not quite new games

Dracula X Rondo of Blood
Symphony of the Night (Japanese Saturn version)
Castlevania Chronicles
Castlevania 64 (lol)
Castlevania Legacy of Darkness (LOLZ)

Bonus:
Kid Dracula
Haunted Castle (ARC)
Vampire Killer (MSX

I would say the GBA castlevanias could go in Collection 2, but its unrealistic to think they would do that.

[RaishinX]

I can't eat pizza.

:sad: :shake:

I vomit every time I eat cheese.

Although I've wretched over macaroni and cheese, I've never come close to vomiting over pizza. With me, the cheese is ok so long as there's something to balance it out.

[Million]

that really is a shame, Irennicus. A life without pizza...that's terrible. I've always kinda pitied people who are merely "lactose intolerant"...as I think cheese is the greatest simple food ever...but life without pizza...I just don't know. That's harsh, imo.

*WWE Divas Do New York is definitely better than that last piece of shit WWE put out(Divas in Vegas, or Viva La Divas, I forgot what it was called). the NY dvd actually has jerkable, "nutbuster" content on it...and yes, I've already made good use of it today. There is a scene where Milena walks around Grand Central with a skirt that has her whole ass hanging out. Then, there are the segments that feature Maria, and that younger black girl, Kristal(who is PERFECT), AND Sharmelle, surprisingly. Unfortunately, Sharmelle does not show her fantastic ass at any point during the segment, but it's still hot. Stacey is hot as always, same deal with Trish....and Mickie James is seriously an underrated sexpot. The extra matches and other segments on there are also nice...particularly the pillow fight/lingerie matches.(*I prefer the one with Stacey vs. Christy Hemme...total nutbuster status there for me.) But yeah....a good buy. My penis and I both highly recommend this for all Divas fans out there....and really, who are the WWE fans who don't like the Divas?

on a non-TnA note for a sec...Victoria's "Widow's Peak" is still the most awesome wrestling move I've ever seen a woman do. That shit is SICK. I love it.

*also, the Go-Daddy girl Candace....she is without a doubt the worst female "wrestler" ever. I think even Maria can do a better job in the ring than her. Candace has been clumsy and falling all over the place EVERY damn time I've seen her. What the hell is the point of her anyway? She's purely TnA, but even on that front, she is surpassed by the other divas....so there is simply no point to her existence in the company. Seriously, it is very rare they even let her handle actual moves...and she can't even do THAT right. Amazing...that's a new level of suckage there...to be in the ring, only intending to run around and get clotheslined, perhaps take a bump or 2 out of an entire segment...no real moves to worry about....and you can't even do THAT without looking clumsy and awkward? Pitiful. Does she even have any physical coordination at all? I bet she has trouble walking while thinking.

[Mechanica]

Why would cheese make you vomit? :(

[VG Emblem]

Scientists should seriously stop fucking with some things. There's no reason to research some stuff that could possibly lead to them destroying our entire galaxy.

[jignat]

It's funny how sometimes academic success doesnt always equal job-related success.
Take my friend. he was the salutatorian of his class(Azn ftw) and no 1 was the typical
do-every-extracurricular-activity-suck-up-to-teacher-richwhite girl type. MY friends and i all knew our friend was smart, but partially lazy. Anyway, we both go to undergrad same place. I get my Biology BS, he gets his BS chem engineering.
Anyway, i after much struggling got into a medschool. He was trying for jobs, but hes not the aggressive, balls to the walls guy. Anyway, i called hom today after 2 yrs and he's working at a call-centre for citibank. Now, I knwo the job market is tough, but i think he could have done better than that. Meanwhile, the girl got her BS, just finishe dmasters, and has some job for td waterhouse .I wa sjust like damn... Life is an unending struggle, ya cant rest on your laurels just cause you did well in hs/college. Hell, no one in a current US public school in the south should feel like tough shit unless you get all 5's in like 10 AP subjects, do a million service hours..
You need to do well in that job interview to put money in your pocket to put food in your mouf.

- Another thing he told me is he cant get "The Touch" song out of his head. Kinda funny b/ he wasnt really into Transformers when he was a kid. I thought only Tf fans reallyremembered that song lol.

- I actually went to a strip club DURING THE DAYTIME once during a semester break b/c i had nothing to do. Staying home, watching TV/vide games gets tedious for me after 3 days lol.....

[Rico!]

Entenmann's Rich Frosted Chocolate donuts are gooood. Simple, and delicious. Fuck I ran out of milk.

[RaishinX]

Why would cheese make you vomit? :(

I can't speak for Iren, but for me, if the cheese just sits in my mouth, slowing sliding down my throat, it'll make me gag - HARD. It seems to be a combination of the taste and consistency, but neither by itself. Raw, melted cheese is probably enough to kill me. It'd be a chore even if I was starving to death. Cheesy brocolli does a number on me just the same.

[Sheng-Long]

Scientists should seriously stop fucking with some things. There's no reason to research some stuff that could possibly lead to them destroying our entire galaxy.

Well to be honest, we're not even close to harnessing energy powerful enough to destroy our planet, let alone the galaxy.

Anything specific worrying you? Maybe we can clear things up.

[RaishinX]

Why is Adult Swim sucking so badly tonight? I saw a bunch of recent shit during the week and now all I'm getting is reruns. I honestly haven't had cable since November and I recognize over half of the shit they've shown so far.

Oh and the Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection Soundtrack is out. Go get it.

[VG Emblem]

Well to be honest, we're not even close to harnessing energy powerful enough to destroy our planet, let alone the galaxy.

Anything specific worrying you? Maybe we can clear things up.
There's lots of things. Maybe not something like a nuclear bomb, but other stuff that could seriously fuck us up.

Such as time travel. What's the point of time travel if you supposedly can't change the future because you'll just affect the future of that timeline or something?

Things like anti-matter also seem extremely dangerous. Why would you try to harness or create something where one atom of it touching our normal matter creates a mini nuclear explosion? Makes no sense. I'm pretty sure shit like this is what will cause the world to end.

[Einlanzer]

question bout airline tickets....i just got one last week from travelocity, so, my question is..


when i go to lax, do i just present them my itinerary that i printed out? or do i just tell them my name? this is the first time i bought a ticket online so i dont really know.

[Murt!]

The Chico & Guapo show is actually pretty funny. I was pleasantly surprissed by how many times it made me laugh.

[mr. newbie]

i want to get laser hair removal on my face and not shave for the rest of my life. i hate facial hair.

[semijuggalo]

I hereby declare July 8th to be...

National MILF Day!

Well... not really. It's just that when I went to see Superman Returns yesterday, I saw at least 10 hot-ass ladies who were all over 35! I was completely unaware that there were so many fine older women here in Hinesville!

There was one standing right behind me in line for tickets! She looked like an older version of pornstar, Ice La Fox (except with bigger tits). To top it off, she had two daughters with her and both of them were fine as hell! One of them looked EXACTLY like Ice, and the other one was thicker with a frizzy, Macy Gray-type hairdo!

It took every ounce of my willpower not to look behind me and gawk at them mercilessly!

So, yeah... Yesterday was a day, chock-full of MILFy goodness! They were coming out of the theater, standing in the lines, and driving up to check showtimes! Goddamn, what an experience!

I was gonna start a thread about my interesting day, but I changed my mind when I realized that all my replies would consist of the following......

this thread is useless without pics

[ShinAkumax]

I started my stories thread again. I missed it a lot. I hope the people that use to read it return to it since it brings me great satisfaction

[Roxie]

Diamonds on my neck
Diamonds on my grill...

something something I'M BOSSY!!

(actually, it's just "I'm bossy")

I'm bossy!!
I'm the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That's right i brought all the boys to the yard
And that's right, i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm
I'm the chick y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stakes
I told young stunna he should switch to bass
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy

[Mechanica]

Nuki, AFM, and the other good Chun Li's make RanBat's boring. Chun Li is such a boring character to watch in 3s... and in high level play, people have to be so careful around her, that it makes anyone vs. Chun relatively boring. :lol: I was just watching the RanBat from June, with Pierre's Urien against Nuki's Chun, and Pierre gets worked. When Chun has meter and just keeps doing c.mk, there's not even much Urien can do. At best, he can parry it, and get one poke in... Stupid Chun-Li. Go die.

Another example of a boring character to watch, is Cable in MvC2. :yawn:

[VG Emblem]

Alright, that worked out.

Basically, I'm tired of trying to go to sleep at 3 of 4 AM or so, and then laying in bed for 3 hours until early morning when I do fall asleep. Then I wake up the next day at like 3 PM, and that's NO GOOD. So basically, I pulled an all-nighter today to try to get my sleep schedule back to "normal."

I figure I'm going to aim for sleeping at around 1 AM and waking up at 10 AM or so. 9 hours of sleep and all, seems good to me.

Thoughts?

[Million]

National MILF Day!

Well... not really. It's just tha..Target, I tell ya. Go to Target at any random point in the summer and spring seasons...it is the MILF Mecca™. The only reason I didn't go this weekend is that I'm just feeling lazy. The best day for Target is the "Back to School Sale" time. I had a thread about this last summer....the Target stores are packed, wall to wall with incredibly hot ass all damn day. I even spotted a fellow upskirtsman there last year with his cam.

Besides the typical university...what beats Target in terms of hotness? Nothing, really. Actually, if we're just talking MILFs, then obviously Target beats college there.

[Rico!]

Nuki, AFM, and the other good Chun Li's make RanBat's boring. Chun Li is such a boring character to watch in 3s... and in high level play, people have to be so careful around her, that it makes anyone vs. Chun relatively boring. :lol: I was just watching the RanBat from June, with Pierre's Urien against Nuki's Chun, and Pierre gets worked. When Chun has meter and just keeps doing c.mk, there's not even much Urien can do. At best, he can parry it, and get one poke in... Stupid Chun-Li. Go die.

Another example of a boring character to watch, is Cable in MvC2. :yawn:


QFT. I've been waiting for that one day that KSK would finally win one of his own ranbats...

[Sheng-Long]

There's lots of things. Maybe not something like a nuclear bomb, but other stuff that could seriously fuck us up.

Such as time travel. What's the point of time travel if you supposedly can't change the future because you'll just affect the future of that timeline or something?

Things like anti-matter also seem extremely dangerous. Why would you try to harness or create something where one atom of it touching our normal matter creates a mini nuclear explosion? Makes no sense. I'm pretty sure shit like this is what will cause the world to end.

Well first of all, you should reject all you know about science via science-fiction.

- Time travel is purely theoretical right now.

- Antimatter is used in PET scans.

[fatherbrain]

Target, I tell ya. Go to Target at any random point in the summer and spring seasons...it is the MILF Mecca™. The only reason I didn't go this weekend is that I'm just feeling lazy. The best day for Target is the "Back to School Sale" time. I had a thread about this last summer....the Target stores are packed, wall to wall with incredibly hot ass all damn day. I even spotted a fellow upskirtsman there last year with his cam.

Besides the typical university...what beats Target in terms of hotness? Nothing, really. Actually, if we're just talking MILFs, then obviously Target beats college there.
I'd love to, but there's no Target in Hinesville. The closest thing we got is Super Wal-Mart, and even IT never has that many hot older chicks. Instead, there's the typical, hot-as-hell, 20-something ladies.

But, yeah, July 8th was apparently a GREAT day for going to the movies (and I'm not talking about Superman and Pirates 2).

[semijuggalo]

Target, I tell ya. Go to Target at any random point in the summer and spring seasons...it is the MILF Mecca™. The only reason I didn't go this weekend is that I'm just feeling lazy. The best day for Target is the "Back to School Sale" time. I had a thread about this last summer....the Target stores are packed, wall to wall with incredibly hot ass all damn day. I even spotted a fellow upskirtsman there last year with his cam.

Besides the typical university...what beats Target in terms of hotness? Nothing, really. Actually, if we're just talking MILFs, then obviously Target beats college there.
I'd love to, but there's no Target in Hinesville. The closest thing we got is Super Wal-Mart, and even IT never has that many hot older chicks. Instead, there's the typical, hot-as-hell, 20-something ladies.

But, yeah, July 8th was apparently a GREAT day for going to the movies (and I'm not talking about Superman and Pirates 2).

[Million]

that's a shame...this is one of the key differences(besides price) between Walmart and Target. Walmart, at least from my observations, has never been on Target's level regarding TnA. Walmart is actually kinda sucky on that front. Whenever I go...I MAY see some random hot piece of 20 year old ass in there with her friend(s)....and everyone else in there is either old, fat, or a random mexican person. No, even the younger mexican girls...they never look good. I've come to realize the harsh truth that Salma Hayek(yeah, she's mexican) is just an extremely rare case...an anomaly. They always have this terrible "Ram-man from He-man" body-type, and I really can't stand that. It is the opposite of sexy. That's a manly build there...that is not in any way feminine.

*I feel sorry for those really fat people that have to use the special scooter-shopping carts. There's GOT to be a huge level of shame there. I wouldn't want to be out in public if I were like that, and I definitely wouldn't want to be one of those people riding the special scooters in the store.

*my best friend's daughter is destined to have a great, nearly perfect life. This guy and his wife are both examples of "the beautiful people"(the wife looks like that woman with the animal powers on JLU..the one Green Lantern was fuckin. My friend has had girls all over him like crack fiends ever since I've known the guy. Within his first 2 weeks at TSU, he was already fucking a HOT junior on the regular.)....so naturally...there is a strong possibility that she will grow up to be hot. Really, when does the life of a hot girl ever suck, at least in comparison to most other people in the world? Assuming there are no random, physically/mentally debilitating accidents later on....she's basically got it made.

[Tantin]

Such as time travel. What's the point of time travel if you supposedly can't change the future because you'll just affect the future of that timeline or something?

...The fuck is wrong with you?

[maxx]

Such as time travel. What's the point of time travel if you supposedly can't change the future because you'll just affect the future of that timeline or something?



their are about 30 million theories of time travel. that is only one theory.

1. you can potentially fuck up the timeline

2. you fuck up the timeline, making urself a paradox=universe blows up

3.you fuck the timeline...thus creating a parallel world..but not effecting your world at all.

4. you and yourself from a diff time cant occupy the same space at the same time=universe blows up

it just goes on and on.

[VG Emblem]

Well first of all, you should reject all you know about science via science-fiction.

- Time travel is purely theoretical right now.

- Antimatter is used in PET scans.
Theory often becomes fact as people try to prove it, thus experimenting with it.


And have you forgotten that science-fiction usually becomes fact with enough time?

[VG Emblem]

...The fuck is wrong with you?
I'm pretty sure that's the leading theory of time travel, but I could be wrong. (Regardless that is a theory, and seems to be one of the most popular.)


their are about 30 million theories of time travel. that is only one theory.

1. you can potentially fuck up the timeline

2. you fuck up the timeline, making urself a paradox=universe blows up

3.you fuck the timeline...thus creating a parallel world..but not effecting your world at all.

4. you and yourself from a diff time cant occupy the same space at the same time=universe blows up

it just goes on and on.
Refer to the above response to Tantin.

[Sheng-Long]

Theory often becomes fact as people try to prove it, thus experimenting with it.


And have you forgotten that science-fiction usually becomes fact with enough time?

"science fiction" does not equal "Scientific theory".

Paranoia peddlers like hack writer Asimov's stories are not a valid scientific paper equal to the ideas that Newton and Einstein forged. Scientific Theories that built ideas and are constantly holding up mathematically and logically as new things are proven empirically and new theories spring up.

That's what theories are. Ideas continually tested mathematically and logically if it holds up to existing models and models that come up.

Science fiction does not become fact because of time. Some of the concepts introduced in science fiction eventually become reality as technology progresses driven by scientific principles not by paranoid writers in front of their typewriters randomly throwing out ideas that does not have to answer and/or hold up to any known scientific, mathematical and logical principles because they are just meant for entertainment.

[Tantin]

I'm pretty sure that's the leading theory of time travel, but I could be wrong. (Regardless that is a theory, and seems to be one of the most popular.)

Why, yes. There are a lot of time travel theories. I personally prefer one that involves Dalorians and eighty-eight miles an hour.

Here's the thing, who the fuck is experimenting with this? How are they testing any theories? Just what advances are the time travel community making?

It's fantasy, not something you need to worry about, so settle back into checking your closet and under your bed for the Boogy Man. It does just about as much good as worrying about fucking time travel.



(I almost typed 'eighty-eight smiles an hour' and that made me happy. I'd like to see some sort of time travel based around smiles. Then I could murder the hobo who sired VGE.)

[Rico!]

Ok guys this just occured about 5 minutes ago...

I'm sitting at my desk here in the fitness center. Its sunday, no one's around....i'm working on some homework.... So i change the music on my laptop....and I look to my right, and there is the biggest fucking roach i've ever seen 2 inches from my eye. I did a quick backdash on my chair, getting me a good 15 feet away from it. So now I have this huge fucking roach on my desk, about to crawl into my bag, and i have a huge phobia of insects. So I grab the nearest weapon, a pool stick (dont know why its there), and smack it off the desk. It crawled under the desk somewhere. Shit. There's no way I'm sitting there now...

So after about 5 minutes it crawls back out, weakened from the first attack. I grab another weapon, a broom, and smash it about 3 times. It was still moving around. I put it into the dust pan, ran all the way down to the bathroom, and threw that bastard into the toilet, watching as he slowly drowned. Then I headed back to the gym and checked every square inch of the desk and all my bags just in case that wasnt the only one....

Now I can breathe again...

[Einlanzer]

Ok guys this just occured about 5 minutes ago...

I'm sitting at my desk here in the fitness center. Its sunday, no one's around....i'm working on some homework.... So i change the music on my laptop....and I look to my right, and there is the biggest fucking roach i've ever seen 2 inches from my eye. I did a quick backdash on my chair, getting me a good 15 feet away from it. So now I have this huge fucking roach on my desk, about to crawl into my bag, and i have a huge phobia of insects. So I grab the nearest weapon, a pool stick (dont know why its there), and smack it off the desk. It crawled under the desk somewhere. Shit. There's no way I'm sitting there now...

So after about 5 minutes it crawls back out, weakened from the first attack. I grab another weapon, a broom, and smash it about 3 times. It was still moving around. I put it into the dust pan, ran all the way down to the bathroom, and threw that bastard into the toilet, watching as he slowly drowned. Then I headed back to the gym and checked every square inch of the desk and all my bags just in case that wasnt the only one....

Now I can breathe again...


it might still be alive, roaches are tough.

[Sheng-Long]

haha oh man reminds me of when I was a kid.
I used to live in the slums in the Philippines, and not only are the roaces 2 to 3 inches long. THEY ALSO FLY AND BITE !!! You need a net to sleep because you'll wake up with sores all over. Now in Canada, the biggest cockroach I've seen is like 10 millimiters long and all it can do is crawl slowly, and they can't move fast enough to evade my stomps unlike their large flying/biting brothers.

[Azrael]

Yeah, I had a roach catastrophe last weekend too. Got home late wanting nothing more than to crash, but it did