The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Hunter D]

None of my characters made it past the first round of the battle poll. I had Luke Skywalker on my team.

[RetroKid]

There's a huge influx of stupidity in SRK these days. Maybe I should commemorate this monumentous occasion and post up my own SRK Stupid People list.

Stupid people... they're not cool.

[FistsofFury]

There's a huge influx of stupidity in SRK these days. Maybe I should commemorate this monumentous occasion and post up my own SRK Stupid People list.

Stupid people... they're not cool.


You can do it in this thread so yours won't get closed.

[Ne0phyte]

You can do it in this thread so yours won't get closed.

Congrats on your 5000th post :lovin:

[Hunter D]

There's a huge influx of stupidity in SRK these days. Maybe I should commemorate this monumentous occasion and post up my own SRK Stupid People list.

Stupid people... they're not cool.
:tup:

Do it. I'm interested in seeing who you think are dumbest people on srk.

[S.a.g.a]

Honestly.

I'm eager to see this Stupid List.

[JackTenrac!]

...this is stupid, but this thread is not.

[*InVeRs3*]

Stabby gets #1 on my stupid list for being such a pedophile for changing his avatar.

The next person who posts will get #2 on my list.

-Your buddy, Penis

[Taichi]

I bet I make the top ten of the stupid list......

[Million]

New Making the Band 3 is on. There's some serious Hotness going on this season already....and I can't wait for the in-fighting. haha...women HATE each other...it's like the natural order of things. Put several women all in one place, and there WILL be some catty nasty attitudes and bitchy petty behavior and arguments...possibly even some fights. I love it.

[Sdouble]

so did yall see stephanie mcmahon on wrestling tongiht damn!!

[Mechanica]

I want to be more flexible, but I'm not noticing any more flexibility now, from my stretches... I need to do them more... I also wouldn't mind getting past this weight loss plateau; that would involve going to the gym more, though. If I could get an mp3 player, I'd probably be more inspired... Ah, my own music instead of trying to work out to kelly clarkson? Sign me up. @_@

[Million]

I missed my honey Stephie Mac! :sad: What was that adorable billion-dollar princess wearing tonight?

today on lunch I was listening to the iPod as usual...and I forgot I had "Barbie Girl" on there! I love that song...heh, "Come on Barbie, let's go party" "ah ah oh!"!

heh, had to play it again...I can't get enough of the Barbie Girl song. Life in plastic...it's fantastic...

[*InVeRs3*]

Yar me matey - every sailors motto.

Because sailors have sea brides.

[RetroKid]

Ask and you shall receive. Here is my Top 5 Stupidest People on SRK list:

5. Okame
4. TheProfessional
3. VG Emblem
2. MegamanDS
1. AL the great

If I offend anyone with this list, then great. These guys are the dumbest of the dumb, which is an amazing feat considering the amount of retards on this forum.

And Taichi, you're not on this list, but I will admit that you would have cracked the top 10 because of your recent antics.

So, in conclusion: All of these people... they're not cool.

[CrotchMonkey]

i can agree wholeheartedly with that list. thats so hard to make. too many stupids, not enough room in top 5.

[Remy Saotome]

^:rofl:ThePro and MMDS don't even hang out any more. ThePro got fed up with the hate he garnered, and MMDS got banned for having multiple accounts. And being an idiot in general.

As for the BP...
I predict that Jotaro will win. I honestly don't like it (no offense RN) because I dont know the guy at all, but oh well. But yeah, considering that RN is such a funny guy, and has a lot of fan support, plus how overpowered Jotaro seems, I just don't seem him losing. Especially when both his teammates are still in, and as such RN has way more spare stock and assists than anyone else.

SLASH also has fan support, almost as much as RN. And Dudley and Ken are a couple of favorites as well, locally anyway. Expect both of them to go a bit farther at least.

Az, I feel bad for how your TFs got beasted upon. I was a proud supporter of Team Metal Scrappers, so I had to vote for Gravity Man over Starscream. But Soundwave getting slaughtered by Michael Jordan was utter bullshit. I hope Prime makes it far, and I agree with SAGA in it being possible thanks to your popularity and some pity voting.

And for me... I bet Dante loses his next fight. I'm out of assists, and only have enough stock for one more round. So at best he might get through one more, but I doubt it. Especially because I think Ken will prolly be Dante's next opponent, and SLASH also has a lot of fan pull.

[*InVeRs3*]

Is that Joey from N'Sync on your avatar?

[RetroKid]

Actually, TheProfessional came back not so long ago just to start shit with me in the WWE thread because I made AL the 'tard look like a total idiot and he needed a buddy to tag team me. I have no clue what happened to him after, but I do know that I owned both of them.

[FistsofFury]

Wow I'm in Az's Words of Wisdom. Awesome.

[Taichi]

Fisty, this is a great thread, and I'm glad for it's existance.....

and it seems i finally made a pretty decent thread, that's kinda got a cult following.....so all is right in the world at the moment......

anyway, random thought: why don't you ever hear about certain cancers?, like Cancer-of-those-two-lines-under-your-nose? (This is partially inspired by a George Carlin rant.....I'm kinda dry tonight on original material)

[Mechanica]

My friend has always mentioned that when we pass breast cancer donation boxes and stuff, like what about heel cancer and throat cancer?

[Ne0phyte]

I hate anime so much. This Adult Swim show is for damn nerds. "Paranoia Agent" is an anime about people who make anime? God damn... if there were some sex in it then maybe I would pay attention. I hate all these nerdy anime shows where the people talk in high pitched voices or the girls are really effeminate guys that look like girls so much though. I wish Adult Swim would stop showing them because I think they suck.
Thank you. I would never watch Anime for any reason.

[Septimus Prime]

Man, DHT's "Listen to Your Heart" is the most overplayed song since the "Macarena." I hear that shit EVERYWHERE.

Also, after seeing yet another "Honda Acura Civic SI" (yes, with all those badges) with Altezzas, I don't really think RICE should stand for Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements. Radically Idiot sounds more like it to me.

[Nishiko]

Hm, I've been watching anime for over twenty years, and I'm not sure where the hate's coming from. Of course, it doesn't help that everything that's broadcast in North America is hopelessly butchered beyond recognition (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=145) so people see only the so-called shiniest (and dumbest) parts of the shows. There are some great series out there with excellent storylines and characterization that don't over/use the traits associated with stereotypical anime; it just happens that the animated form is the medium used to tell the story and nothing more.

[Lantis]

I thought that song from the Pussycat Dolls was all the rage? :confused:

BTW, what a bunch of hot bitches. Too bad only one of 'em sings. But they sure can move their booty! :clap:

Oh, and here's a pic of Steph from RAW....

[Azrael]

Battle Poll:
Prime's got a shot at Alpha Division. But now I've got a pretty fat haunt against me for the next round. :sad: It'll be interesting to see how it all plays out.

I love Prime to death, but Soundwave and Starscream are more interesting. I was sad to see them go, ESPECIALLY Soundwave. I got back from vacation and was shocked to see that result.

Anime:
It's the usual backlash with something that becomes popular. Back in the day, it was still really underground, and everyone felt like they were in on some secret no one else was wise to. Now it's mainstream, so you're going to have people who hate that fact, as well as people who hate mainstream simply because it's mainstream.

But I don't know - how popular is Japanese culture in America now?

[*InVeRs3*]

Cartoon network is about 30 something percent, maybe more, anime.

I don't like anime either, but I do love action anime. Akira for example. Maybe my favorite anime ever.

edit:

i think i've been here long enough that I can pretty much tell who's posting through their writing style, and not look at their name

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[Airthrow]

Wow I'm in Az's Words of Wisdom. Awesome.


Link?

[Remy Saotome]

Well, for me I dislike anime because of the artwork. I just very much dislike the way in which things are drawn. Too much detail on some things, not enough on others, sometimes really bizzarre proportions, and just in general the way things are often styled or animated.

I'll be honest, I've never given the stories a chance. I just don't like the artwork to that much of a degree.

[Taichi]

Wow, the Black Eyed Peas are fucking everywhere.....kinda like Snoop Dogg three years ago......

[*InVeRs3*]

Anime storylines are too strange for me. They must have been on something while thinking of the storylines.

[Remy Saotome]

I made the best pizzas ever the last couple days at work:
YESTERDAY: Mexican Scrambled Eggs - Taco Bell Hot Sauce instead of tomato sauce, cheddar, and eggs
TODAY: Vegetable Omlette - black olives, green olives, green pepper, tomato, onion, mushroom, chedddar, and eggs

Yeah, tasty as all hell.:tup:

[phae]

I hate anime so much. This Adult Swim show is for damn nerds. "Paranoia Agent" is an anime about people who make anime? God damn... if there were some sex in it then maybe I would pay attention. I hate all these nerdy anime shows where the people talk in high pitched voices or the girls are really effeminate guys that look like girls so much though. I wish Adult Swim would stop showing them because I think they suck.

Watch more of Paranoia Agent. It's not about people who make anime. At all. It's a quick anime, 13 episodes.

It's.. one of my favorites. Up there with Ghost in the Shell, Evangelion, and Lain.

[FistsofFury]

About Anime:

Its just a medium, so its sort of silly that its all lumped together like it is. Its animated motion pictures from Japan. The styles vary, the subject matter varies, the quality varies. I personally won't turn down an entertaining story no matter where it's coming from.

But I wouldn't call myself an 'anime fan', cause the term is just too damn general. It would be like calling yourself a Hollywood fan. You know...in fact it is more general than that.

[Zachman]

I hate anime so much. This Adult Swim show is for damn nerds. "Paranoia Agent" is an anime about people who make anime? God damn... if there were some sex in it then maybe I would pay attention. I hate all these nerdy anime shows where the people talk in high pitched voices or the girls are really effeminate guys that look like girls so much though. I wish Adult Swim would stop showing them because I think they suck.

You know your in a gaming forum, right? You're already a nerd anyway.:lame:

[JackTenrac!]

You know your in a gaming forum, right? You're already a nerd anyway.:lame:

Powned by common error. Anime, like any type of animated media, can be either hated or loved. He is still entitled to his opinion, yet in mine, anime is the tihs(sh!t)!

Yeah, they are. Those BEP kids. I liked them better before Bullsworth.



Woke up this morning, today looks kinda aiight. Took a gander at the paper:

- The Culture Club's frontman is charged and released for having a controlled substance. No cameleon move for you, George.

- J Lo is somewhere doing a police drama. hmmmm

...about to get out the door. Need substance.

[Million]

The lovely Soledad O'Brien is on again this morning. I could watch her report the news all day...seriously.

Where is Alison Stewart these days on MSNBC? I never know her schedule...
*I wish dad would get off my case with these damn "assignments". One of the few things I was enjoying about life was that I'm no longer in school, and I can actually do whatever I want to do, almost whenever I want to do it...at my own damn pace. I know it's out of love, but damn...dad is in Coach Mode™ practically 24/7 now. He also doesn't seem to realize that I just really don't care about the pursuit of love as much as I used to. I just want money and the things it brings me.

That was such a huge relief, btw...when I let go and stopped caring (so much) about love and romance and all that good stuff. I doubt many people would even understand just how far off my radar that is at this point.

[Stabby]

kcxj, read Gantz (http://voiea.net/manga/Gantz/). Great manga.

And did you try what I said about the headstop? The backdashing when it is coming in? I did it in the arcade, and it worked with both Ken and Sagat. But it is weird to get accustomed to.

[mastermind]

I bought a King™ mask for halloween. I'm gonna rock it at work on the 31st. Oh shit it's gonna be tight running around the casino with that evil face on.

Someone needs to throw me a football that night. :rofl:

[Azrael]

I think I have to pull an all-nighter tonight. Too much to do, too little time.
.................................

I'm watching 24 S3 on Japanese TV now. This show really is too good.

Caution, 24 S3 SPOILERS AHEAD.

Jack's TELEPORT PUNCH is the greatest attack in the history of the universe, fictional or otherwise. I knew that shit was coming, I KNEW IT WAS COMING, I was looking for it, and it STILL surprised me. And I can't even fathom how much ground he covered with that nonsense. Next time another superpowers thread pops up, I'm saying I want the BAUER TELEPORT PUNCH. You could punch fools silly all over the world, and they would just have no idea what happened.

Ramon Salazar capping his own brother = coldness. Even Nina was like "Dayum, that was harsh!"

Nina running Uber Hax on CTU was also cool. One thing I didn't notice before - MICHAEL BOLTON from Office Space was a CTU techie this episode! That's way too cool.

Sherry was, as Million would put it, deliciously evil. This episode was also the WALL OF INSULTS that killed THE EMPEROR. And the first JACK SMIRK OF DEATH.

This show is beyond awesome.

.................................................. ...

More Battle Poll thoughts...

So Alpha Division is down to Prime, Scrooge, Rock Lee, and Chun/Dizzy. Prime vs Scrooge would be interesting in the old-school sense. I think Prime can win that though. Prime vs Rock Lee would be hard with all the Naruto fanboys. Prime vs Dizzy...I think Prime can win that, but Prime vs Chun-Li, the First Lady of Fighting...hmm hard. Plus, Prime will have a six vote disadvantage from the get-go.

I don't see Scrooge beating anyone else except for maybe Dizzy, maybe Chun if the anti 3S whore hate goes far enough. Rock's only potential problems would be Chun and Prime. I think Rock beats Chun though, and Prime...that's too hard to call. If Dizzy wins today, I think she beats Scrooge but that's it. Chun has a better chance, but her battles will still be uphill.

[Taichi]

Taichi is jealous of Mastermind

[Hunter D]

Did you guys see the new king commercial where he almosts pushes the blackguy off of the building he's working on.:lol: More proof that he is broken.

[AzN_Skater]

New WoW patch today. I might start playing again cuz they changed lots of shit for druid. But than again, I might not have time to play cuz school is being really crazy this term. Damn profs and their scheduling.

[Sdouble]

that new king commercial is pure pwnage
steph looks so good in that pic thanks lantis..i've found myself lately liking slutty girls more than normal or nice girls...i guess b/c you don't have to "really" worry about the shit with them, you just fuck em and that's it. no drama, no dating, just fucking and that's it, maybe smoke some weed and just be done with it. but at the same time i want a nice girl, but it seems like everytime a girl is nice at the beginning of the relationship and then it's just all bull crap. god dammit why are women so complicated?

[Taichi]

male pigs have corkscrew shaped penises


do female pigs have corkscrew shaped vaginas?

[orka]

male pigs have corkscrew shaped penises


do female pigs have corkscrew shaped vaginas?

That would fit well, but also seem painful for the female pig.

[Stabby]

Arrested Development Season 2 is out today. I want it.

I'm also going to get Monk season 1, and maybe 2.

I really really want to get my fucking MP3 player. But that ain't happening until I go back home.

The 240 second rule ain't so bad, because now it informs you how much longer you have to wait.

Orka-- you know japanese. Translate Law of Ueki with me!

[Sdouble]

taichi::: CORK SCREW BLOW!! lol that was uber random

[orka]

Orka-- you know japanese. Translate Law of Ueki with me!

How did you figure out I do??

Not sure about doing new anime right now... School's been busy, and I pretty much abandoned Koi Koi 7.

[Stabby]

Because I saw it in some other threads.

The anime already has subs. I just meant the manga. I'm lazy too, so don't worry about me pushing you.

[Taichi]

Three out of every ten people's legs grow back if you cut them off, but sadly, they'll never find this out, as they will never sustain an injury so serious that their legs will need amputated......

[Million]

-I remember when I was a kid in the 80s...I would occasionally say to myself, "y'know...this is a long time ago.", just to amuse myself as I look back on those moments from today.
-2 more days 'til the long weekend!!! I never thought I'd be excited about going back to Memphis.
-I'm almost out of my precious Peanut Butter Passion ice cream.:sad:

-So...my best friend has knocked up his wife AGAIN. Kid #3 is on the way. I feel sorry for the dude...2 kids would already be enough to possibly break my sanity.

[Taichi]

Hey, I remember my childhood, it'll be cool when I finally have a couple rugrats of my own, to see how they experience the world.....

[kcxj]

And did you try what I said about the headstop? The backdashing when it is coming in? I did it in the arcade, and it worked with both Ken and Sagat. But it is weird to get accustomed to.
I can't get it. Do I do the backdash as soon as I see Bison leave the ground? I kept getting stomped out of the dash and back to Gaytown the way I was doing it with Ken. Close s.MK anti-air has been good to me instead.

[Million]

whoah...this show Supernatural may have hooked me. I was just checking it out at random, and they were dealing with Bloody Mary just now! whoa adn there's a girl on ther that looks like Jennie Garth(a better version) from Bev.Hills 90210! Instant TnA bonus points there. There's a shape-changer they'll deal with next week! Yeah, this show has me now. I'm instantly hooked.

-it appears that Trish Stratus had her face tightened up to get rid of the baggage under her eyes before it became a serious issue! Good girl, Trishy. Bonus cool points for you.

[*InVeRs3*]

I bought a King™ mask for halloween. I'm gonna rock it at work on the 31st. Oh shit it's gonna be tight running around the casino with that evil face on.

Someone needs to throw me a football that night. :rofl:

where do you buy these masks?

[Taichi]

I'm hooked on "My Name is Earl"

Jason Lee is the shiznit :tup:

KING MASKS: someone posted a link in the newest King thread (about the coffee commercial)

look for that......they're only like, 10 bucks

Ebay says they're sold out, don't buy it.......they just wanna sell you one for $35

they're $10 at the site

[VG Emblem]

If someone was really black, like wesley snipes/can't see them in a movie theater black, and they had a unibrow, would you be able to see it?

[Murt!]

yes you would.

[Taichi]

KING MASKS! (http://www.bkmasks.com/)

there ya go, thank mvsc2demon, not me.......

[*InVeRs3*]

Thanks to both of you.

[Taichi]

no problem....glad I could help.....

I'mo buy mine after the Halloween rush, I can prolly get one cheaper.......

[orka]

Those masks will send people to the hospital.

Think of the children...

[S.a.g.a]

Retro is honestly right.

I need to comprise a Stupid List of my own as well. I'm tired of idiots in general.

[Hunter D]

Retro is honestly right.

I need to comprise a Stupid List of my own as well. I'm tired of idiots in general.
Retro's list is on point.

[*InVeRs3*]

Is megaman dan playing stupid, is stupid, or both?

[Taichi]

if you raped a blind-deaf-mute, you'd probably get away with it.......so long as you were careful about protection, and not being seen.....

I'm not advocating it, I'm just sayin'............

[Million]

So...the new YuGi Oh cartoon...what happened to YUGI? haha..how can they keep YuGiOh going without the main character who's name happens to be in the title?

And this one dude that's a teacher at Duel Academy apparently...sets yet another new level of visual gayness in this show. Dude looks more gay than a basket full of Richard Simmons clones wearing pantyhose at the Tony Awards with RuPaul doing live commentary.

[S.a.g.a]

Cartoon Network is showing the new Yugioh series that's after the current one on WB. That's all.

Yugi is in GX, but you won't see him for a while longer. The new main character is supposed to duel him. I have no idea what happened to everybody else.

[Murt!]

Did Mai & Joey ever hook up?

[S.a.g.a]

I really doubt it. It doesn't seem like Joey will ever get his act together and just TAKE the pussy.

God knows he's saved that broad's ass enough to get some. And after the shit she did to him in the last arc, she should be begging to be allowed.

[Taichi]

To be fair "YuGiOh" translates to "King of Games", so, just because the main character is named "Yugi" doesn't mean he HAS to be in every series with that name......

[FistsofFury]

-I have a cold-sore throat type thing. And I've gone the entire day without brushing my teeth. Usually I'm a pretty hygenic person.

-Can someone update me on the Pokemon TV Show right quick? Last time I saw it...Ash was at the Orange Islands. That was years ago.

-Didn't fatherbrain interview Million? Does he had a site with all the interviews up yet?

-player tip: If you are keeping multiple girlfriends, buy them all the same brand of perfume as gifts. That way if they are ever in your place and smell it they will just think its them. (From my Pscyhology teacher).

-They took Joe out of the latest KOF. I'm still mad about that.

-I <3 Inuyasha. I don't care what the haters think.

-The SRK arcade is up, but hidden. Just add 'arcade' after 'forums' and you're there.

[maxx]

To be fair "YuGiOh" translates to "King of Games", so, just because the main character is named "Yugi" doesn't mean he HAS to be in every series with that name......

yes it does...cuz without him this fuckin series sucks. Its all that acient egypt crap that kept it going and was the only interesting thing about the damn series..i would have stopped watching long ago if they pulled a pokemon..card game with no story.

Hey ash since you won a fuckin million badges..what are you gonna do now?

i wanna be a pokemon master so i msut get a fuckin billion more.

no substance at all!

fistoffury: WHHHAAATT they took out my god that is joe higashi!!! damn you falcoon!!!

[Million]

Yugi should've fucked that brunette cutie. She was always jealous when he got attention from some random girl. She wanted a piece.

For one brief moment, I engaged in flirtation today.

"Forward slash" is it \ , or is it / ? I forgot a long time ago, and never re-learned it. I have to answer this question for people at work sometimes, so I've been giving them wrong info for quite awhile, actually. I figure the ONLY slash used in a url is "/", (right?) so they'd figure it out in case what I told them was wrong.

[Murt!]

^^^ Anzu/Tea didn't want Yugi's 2 1/2 incher. She wanted the pharoahs long Egyptian wang.

[Taichi]

actually, even with him, I think the series sucks......

the early episodes (before the card game shit) were good, but they were never released in the states........

so, fuck it....

[*InVeRs3*]

I wonder if anyone's ever made a wikipedia on themselves.

[Taichi]

I tried, InVeRs3, but I couldn't bring myself to actually submit it......

[Million]

..and what happened to that piece of jailbait ass Misty on Pokemon? I recently noticed she has disappeared from the show...some other broad has taken her place. Ash should've hit that too, but we all know he was just some dumb little chump that was probably still in the "Girls = EWWW" phase. Damn little boys are so lame it's embarrasing. Personally, I was never in the "Girls = Gross!" phase. I've had crushes since PRE-SCHOOL, folks. Apparently back then I was hung up on this white girl in my class named Stephanie...then in kindergarten for some reason I liked this fat girl named "Reinisha"....and I also loved my kindergarten teacher, Ms. Sloan. I remember trying to sneak a peek under her skirt during naptime, as she walked around the room.

ah yes...crushes...that's some memories there...also in kindergarten on thru to the 4th grade, I had it bad for this one girl Takita. She had big baby-doll eyes like a cartoon character, and had the cutest facial expressions...she was also even with me on an intellectual level; we were consistently the top tier of the class time and again. Heh, but then again school is pitifully easy at that point. Anyway, during that crush there was Aisha in 2nd grade, then Takita's friend "Tova"(haha)....I miss elementary school so much. See, that's before school became such a disgusting, horrible environment.(7th grade was when Hell began)

[Murt!]

..and what happened to that piece of jailbait ass Misty on Pokemon? I recently noticed she has disappeared from the show...some other broad has taken her place. Ash should've hit that too, but we all know he was just some dumb little chump that was probably still in the "Girls = EWWW" phase. Damn little boys are so lame it's embarrasing. Personally, I was never in the "Girls = Gross!" phase. I've had crushes since PRE-SCHOOL, folks. Apparently back then I was hung up on this white girl in my class named Stephanie...then in kindergarten for some reason I liked this fat girl named "Reinisha"....and I also loved my kindergarten teacher, Ms. Sloan. I remember trying to sneak a peek under her skirt during naptime, as she walked around the room.

ah yes...crushes...that's some memories there...also in kindergarten on thru to the 4th grade, I had it bad for this one girl Takita. She had big baby-doll eyes like a cartoon character, and had the cutest facial expressions...she was also even with me on an intellectual level; we were consistently the top tier of the class time and again. Heh, but then again school is pitifully easy at that point. Anyway, during that crush there was Aisha in 2nd grade, then Takita's friend "Tova"(haha)....I miss elementary school so much. See, that's before school became such a disgusting, horrible environment.(7th grade was when Hell began)


Misty was fuckin' FLY. Ash was more concerned with humping pokemon:tdown:

[FistsofFury]

www.purepwnage.com

I started watching episodes of this show....my god I didn't know nerds were this lame. I didn't know people used internet lingo in real life. I mean..damn. How can guys like that have any sort of social skills.

[Stabby]

Rappers from Denmark (www.voiea.net/pete_philly_&_perquisite_-03-_insomnia.mp3)

:rofl:

[orka]

www.purepwnage.com

I started watching episodes of this show....my god I didn't know nerds were this lame. I didn't know people used internet lingo in real life. I mean..damn. How can guys like that have any sort of social skills.



I'm not a fan either, but I'm almost sure that they're acting.

I think FPS Doug would be a really cool/funny guy to go drinking with, though.

[Million]

I'm surprised people actually say "pwn" as "PONE". Let's put aside the fact that I've never liked "own" as a net slang term in the first place...I assumed that if you actually said "pwn", it would still be pronounced like the actual word "owned", and the "p" in there is just for the visual on internet forums.......but apparently I was wrong and that would make too much sense. At first I thought it was stupid that the word "owned" evolved to "own3d", and then to "pwned"...but the fact that people actually enunciate "PONED" just takes the cake for me...sometimes little things like that just really irk me. I remember way back in elementary school when kids always said "MURRK" for "Milk", and one day I couldn't stand it anymore. I actually just blurted out "IT'S MILK. THERE IS NO 'R'!" They said "We know" in probably an annoyed "he thinks he knows everything" tone, but nothing changed. People STILL say "MURRRK" in Memphis, TN...I'm not sure where it began, but it only continued on, and I heard that garbage all through school. Someone right now in Memphis probably just said "MRRLK" a few minutes ago.

[Stabby]

kcxj,

That AA works for you? It gets stuffed when I use Ken. But I don't get headstomped when I play as Ken-- mainly the problem comes with Sagat. I know, I know-- he shouldn't be in range to get those stomps out because I should be zoning with my pokes. But sometimes it just happens.

And do it while he is about midway in the air. Not just as he takes off, or right before he lands.

I like reading your posts in the CvS2 threads because we think (and sounds like we play) almost exactly alike. It'd be nice to play you someday.


Million--

\ - front slash
/ - backslash.

For websites, URLs, and most things backslash is always used. Frontslash is the weird one.

[Mechanica]

Pure pwnage is acting.

[Taichi]

we called milk "Myak".....

it's a regional thing

[mastermind]

My Staples Easy Buttons came in today, too. They don't light up. They just say "THAT WAS EASY" :sad:

Although I keep imagining all the horror I'll be creating running around a dimly-lit casino with The King™ as a replacement face on Halloween. So I'm happy again. :rofl:

[VG Emblem]

Will someone do me a favor? It involves getting positive rep, so just do it.
If you would like to do it, see how many rep points you have now, and see how much you have after i rep you. I wanna see how much my rep is worth. Any takers?
Just quote this and tell me your rep points.

[Million]

dammit I want one of those masks too. I'd have the whole outfit, along with sandwiches I can just pull seemingly out of nowhere to give to people. See, the King commercials are funny and amazing on so many different levels....I like how he just pulls a sandwich out of his ass, and it's perfectly presentable on a plate, and the person eats it without even questioning anything.

the drawback though is that this is too popular...at any Halloween party/social gathering this year...you'll spot at least 15 people trying to be "The Burger King"...and thus, the joke is pretty much ruined.

[Nishiko]

SRK's official jpg:

[mastermind]

dammit I want one of those masks too. I'd have the whole outfit, along with sandwiches I can just pull seemingly out of nowhere to give to people. See, the King commercials are funny and amazing on so many different levels....I like how he just pulls a sandwich out of his ass, and it's perfectly presentable on a plate, and the person eats it without even questioning anything.

the drawback though is that this is too popular...at any Halloween party/social gathering this year...you'll spot at least 15 people trying to be "The Burger King"...and thus, the joke is pretty much ruined.

Lucky for me, I don't have enough good graces with any of my friends to be invited to a social gathering where I'll see more than one person with the King™ mask.

...I think I made fun of myself there. :confused:

[FistsofFury]

More images that represent SRK

[Stabby]

kcxj, what is the best advantage that Joe can be left at after his sliding sweep?

[mvsc2demon]

Anybody remember yikes pencils
http://207.44.156.76/12iwvinqlvp/commercials/yikes_lq_801.wmv
or Pee chee folders
http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/090904_fg4.jpg
http://cgi.ebay.com/Original-Pee-Chee-folder-lot-3-2-blue-1-yellow_W0QQitemZ5129122717QQcategoryZ50133QQssPage NameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
:rock:

[Remy Saotome]

Holy Hell! Thanks for the rep, FoF.:tup: You're rep alone boosted me 100 pts, and a whole bar.
More Battle Poll thoughts...

So Alpha Division is down to Prime, Scrooge, Rock Lee, and Chun/Dizzy. Prime vs Scrooge would be interesting in the old-school sense. I think Prime can win that though. Prime vs Rock Lee would be hard with all the Naruto fanboys. Prime vs Dizzy...I think Prime can win that, but Prime vs Chun-Li, the First Lady of Fighting...hmm hard. Plus, Prime will have a six vote disadvantage from the get-go.

I don't see Scrooge beating anyone else except for maybe Dizzy, maybe Chun if the anti 3S whore hate goes far enough. Rock's only potential problems would be Chun and Prime. I think Rock beats Chun though, and Prime...that's too hard to call. If Dizzy wins today, I think she beats Scrooge but that's it. Chun has a better chance, but her battles will still be uphill.I hate to say it bro, but I'm gonna call Alpha Division for Rock Lee. A whole bunch of Naruto fans just appeared out of nowhere and voted in hte Manhunter vs. Rock Lee fight. I'm betting the same will happen again, costing you Prime. But I honestly hope that Prime takes it. Of the people left who might be able to take this all the way, he's the one that I like the best.

As far as my own division goes:
I really hope Dante makes it to the Finals. It would be awesome. But Ken, Mario, and Iron Man are all left there, and every one of them has been a powerhouse so far. Meanwhile, my Dante has been struggling tooth and nail. I have less stock and less assists left, and less charisma as well. I'm calling Betta Division in favor of Iron Man.

[VG Emblem]

Well, good night srk.
I would stay up later, but my mom makes me sleep early since i have that waste of life called school tomorrow. I might not even have my computer tomorrow, it might get taken to be fixed.

[*InVeRs3*]

Well, good night srk.
I would stay up later, but my mom makes me sleep early since i have that waste of life called school tomorrow. I might not even have my computer tomorrow, it might get taken to be fixed.

You should go to *COMEDY CENTRAL* because it's good for you. Plus with that attitude, you won't even get accepted flipping burgers at *COMEDY CENTRAL.* How old are you anyways? And you need that sleep if you're going to *COMEDY CENTRAL* at 8:00 tommorow.

[kcxj]

kcxj, what is the best advantage that Joe can be left at after his sliding sweep?
Wrong forum?

I've had to fight P-Joe and A-Joe before though and it was annoying as hell. Joe can whiff jabs to stuff your Sagat's stand short, his random far fierce will beat your limbs, and max range slide is the most annoying move of all.

Joe d.HK
9/12/20 down/-8

12 hitting frames, 20 recovery. -8 on block is assuming you hit on the first frame at point blank range. Force a block on the last possible hit frame (either meaty or at max range)...

(-8) + 11 frames you're not hitting with --> +3 frame advantage

I had to go to training mode to learn the exact range of the slide and how to fight against such an oddball character the first times I got whooped by him. I stay out of range against the slide and fight it with Sagat crouching fierce now (I have stuffing potential and can also whiff punish). If I block it, I don't ever try to punish with anything other than fast d.MK too (maybe I should start using the raid super). Most of the time I don't try to punish it at all since Joe is completely safe when he ranges the slide correctly. It's not like Blanka's slide where Sagat gets a free far s.MK after blocking the majority of the time and what makes Joe's ground game as annoying as it is.

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Do you look at the CvS2 blog I keep? I can send a pm or you can ask one of the people that already has the address if you're interested. Ohayokim blog and the ask Buk thread are good as well. We'll fight at NEC if you and any other FL players are coming.

[Nishiko]

(I blame Ever for this one. He found the pic, not me. Seriously.)

Viscant after he heard Combofiend and Puce were getting married:

[Azrael]

^What the holy hell is that?

BTW, is A-Sakura still considered top-tier in CvS2? Just curious.

I hate to say it bro, but I'm gonna call Alpha Division for Rock Lee.
Yeah, the Naruto fanboys are going to be difficult. That's kinda shitty too, and was a problem with the first BP. I think a Prime/Rock showdown is inevitable. I just hope it isn't the next one up, I can't fight off the haunt AND the fanboys.

I've got to think of something in that eventuality.


....You know, I've repped a lot of different people, but I still get "You must spread more reputation around before you can give it to ....... again." What's the rule on that anyway?

[Taichi]

Az, you have made me want to join SRK Chat.....

also, I'm totally fucking stoked about the fact that the horrific scene of chaos in my Avatar is Smurf-Canon.........

Nishi, that is a man named Earl, I know this because myself, and a friend named Damen used to go to his house and get drunk on a regular basis......

[Stabby]

Is Rock Lee really winning by that much in his matches? He hasn't had any real competition. And people are pissed at Naruto right now, anyway.

And yes, A-Sak ain't going nowhere. But apparently A-Blanka is considered the best in the game now. Which I pretty much agree with, because I fucking hate Blanka.

Vega (Claw) is a bitch too.

k,

I look at the CvS2 forum and I check out Buk's and Po's and Dr. B's threads. I need a stick before I can get any better at the game, though. But links to the blogs would be good. Hella good.

And the raid super would be slower than the d+mk, wouldn't it? I know that d+mk is 4 frames... doesn't hotfoot take at least 5 or 6, because of the time before superfreeze? And you could always hitconfirm off the d+Mk anyway.

I think I have the only Sagat in the world that doesn't use cr. FP enough. :rofl:


My grades in most of my classes are fucked. Without intervention, I can't possibly pass the ones I've taken this semester. Which means that I'd have to repay my financial aid-- all 4k of it-- unless I do some crazy course managing and take the maximum amount I can next semester, and the semester after.

I have a paper on Wuthering Heights due in around 7 hours, and I need to start on that. I thought the book was terrible until the very last parts, which is strange since most people prefer the earlier segments and dislike the later ones. Heathcliff is a badass. He is a dick, and a fucker, but he is also a badass. I think I like Hareton the most.

I also have another kind of paper due in 5 hours, and not only have I not started on it, I have no fucking idea at all what it is supposed to be about.

[Azrael]

I actually retired from CvS2 a while back. I don't play fighting games (or any games sadly) much at all these days. A few weeks ago, I had a strong urge to play some CvS2 for some reason, but that was about it. I actually fired up some CvS1 as well.

I sometimes like to practice Shosho with Sak...keeps my execution healthy. That's about it though. If I do make it out to a-cho, I'm gonna play A3. CvS2 seems to have more or less died in Japan at any rate.

And about Rock...I dunno, the matter needs further investigating.

Az, you have made me want to join SRK Chat.....
...Huh? If you're referring to my sig, all my quotes come from around GD (except for the OC one, which came from chat but was posted in a thread). I never visit the SRK IRC channel.

[Evil Morrigan]

....You know, I've repped a lot of different people, but I still get "You must spread more reputation around before you can give it to ....... again." What's the rule on that anyway?


I've tested it and you must give exactly 35 different reps before repping that member again. I am actually writing a littel Mini F.A.Q for repping........Yes I am that bored at work. :xeye:

But before I do I have to test out a few more things. When i'm done I'll post it in the Premium Forum.




And now for a Random Fact about Vin Diesel................Vin Diesel has a plan to use orphans as a renewable fuel source.

[Azrael]

Thanks. 35 eh? If I haven't already done that, I have to be close.

Meh, I hate rep at any rate.

[Remy Saotome]

Hmm... I'm up against Ken. Dante certainly stands a chance there. But it sure would be ironic if SLASH takes out both Talbain and Dante, when Talbain and Dante took out 2/3 of Sep's team. But still, I think that maybe I can handle Ken. IM was by far likely to be the worst match-up for Dante. While Mario may actually stand a chance there.

And you can beat Scrooge, Az. I'm *almost* positive that the Alpha Finals will be Prime vs Rock. In the Omega Division, I'm guessing Dudley vs Jotaro. For Gamma, I think it may actually be Gambit vs Storm. If anyone's read Prisoner of Fire, they'd know that Gambit is random enough to beat Batman. He took down from-the-future-prep Bishop, and his powers weren't even working at the time.

My own Division however is totally wildcard. I think any of the four of the remainders could potentially take it. But I still think that IM is favored.

[Panicked]

I think Rock will take this one. The fact that he has gates, super speed/strength, is second to the fact that nobody really hates him (except The Damned). If you've read the Nartuo manga/watch the anime, you can't REALLY hate him at all. And for some reason people have this transformers hate. :xeye:


I think Dante has the possibility to win his division if this weren't SRK. Ken took out Viewtiful Joe, who can control fucking time(Is still bitter), and after the Daigo full parry thing, and SAIII bullshit...yeah, good luck Remy, you have my support.


Jojo will win his division. I think batman will win his, too.


Also, I'm still fucking pissed that Vivi lost to Scrooge, but it's cool, I hold nothing against Shiki...but shit...Scrooge? O_o

[Azrael]

Alpha:
Prime can beat Scrooge. Unless SRK wants to make Scrooge this year's Servebot, this is probably as far as he goes. I see Rock beating Chun, which prob leads to Prime vs Rock. This will be hard, especially considering Rock's last match was suspect with a lot of new voting. At the moment I call it for Rock, but I'm still optimistic about Prime's chances.

Logically, Prime wins. Rock only has his fists and feet, and when you come down to it he's fighting a machine 3x his size. Plus, Rock's never won a fight. He couldn't beat Kimimaro whose bones were like steel...Prime IS steel. But this BP hasn't been very logical at all, so eh. I need to put together slander.

But then again, I don't want to assume winning the Scrooge match. Anything can happen.

Omega:
Probably Jotaro. He will probably beat Ryu, then beat whoever wins between Jack and Dudley. With the train he's been rolling on I don't see anyone in that division taking him down.

Gamma:
I'm thinking Batman. I love Gambit, but the Bat-love will probably prevail on SRK. I think Storm will beat Gato, but then get beaten by Bats.

Betta:
This is too hard to call. I think Mario's chances are the worst, but just about anyone can take it.

I don't want to take the Scrooge match lightly, especially since I'm starting that one with a haunt. I'm going to try and save stocks and assists for post-Scrooge...unless I absolutely have to.

I'm torn because a lot of the people who have been and are supporting me, are matched up against each other. :confused:

[Adam Warlock]

I've got faith in Jotaro. IM is unpredictable because Mario is still a joke character to me and you can never predict those. Storm I wouldn't be worried about, but the chick has 5 votes against her from the jump.


I'm torn because a lot of the people who have been and are supporting me, are matched up against each other. :confused:

Then hop on the Jotaro train. :tup:

[Panicked]

snip

Rock didn't beat Kinimaro because he just got out of surgery and he didn't use his gates. While I STILL think prime is stronger all the Rock fanboys will probably ruin your shit. =/

[Adam Warlock]

Rock didn't beat Kinimaro because he just got out of surgery and he didn't use his gates. While I STILL think prime is stronger all the Rock fanboys will probably ruin your shit. =/

Rock didn't beat Kimimaro because he COULDN'T. lets not forget Kimimaro was already on his death bed. his body was broken and he was moving off of force of will alone. None of the genin could have taken him.

Sorry to jump OT

[Panicked]

Rock didn't beat Kimimaro because he COULDN'T. lets not forget Kimimaro was already on his death bed. his body was broken and he was moving off of force of will alone. None of the genin could have taken him.

Sorry to jump OT

I don't know why I conviently forgot the fact that he died right before he was about to kill Gaara and Rock. -_- Yeah, then I guess Prime can win.

[RetroKid]

Retro is honestly right.

I need to comprise a Stupid List of my own as well. I'm tired of idiots in general.

Of course I'm right. I'm always right. That's why I have the authority to compose Stupid People lists.

Honestly, I'd like to see other people's Stupid Lists as well. I'm interested to see if anyone else thinks that there are dumber people than the idiots on my list.

One other thing bothers me around here, too. So many people claim to be Chrono Trigger fans on this forum, but 90% of them still can't spell the main character's name right. It's Crono, people.

[Hunter D]

Another image that represents most of SRK:

[Adam Warlock]

Another image that represents most of SRK:
Your av is making me rethink my hate for Hentai

[Ill E]

<classic example of somebody sonning HIMSELF.. i guess you could call this "self ownage" :lol:>

Guy in my COMM class talks about how women used to be treated before women's rights;etc.... and he doesnt know WTF hes talking about

Girl in class: "You really need to be around more women. you dont know what youre talking about. You obviously havent had a girlfriend or sister.":tdown: :rolleyes:
Guy: in louder voice* Well, Ive HAD a SISTER!
Professor: Well, i guess that eliminates the girlfriend....
Rest of class: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap: :lol:
Guy: *looking down* :shake: :xeye:

that guy sonned himself.... dont feel too bad for him though,it wasnt a bunch of people laughing, the class was small as hell, like only 6-7 people, everybody skips the class cuz the lectures are long/boring:lame:

[JackTenrac!]

Of course I'm right. I'm always right. That's why I have the authority to compose Stupid People lists.

Honestly, I'd like to see other people's Stupid Lists as well. I'm interested to see if anyone else thinks that there are dumber people than the idiots on my list.

One other thing bothers me around here, too. So many people claim to be Chrono Trigger fans on this forum, but 90% of them still can't spell the main character's name right. It's Crono, people.

If you do not have two women and a guy looking as if he has the luck of the Irish, you in turn do not have that right to do so. Retro does. One, Two. Two women. hAhahaha

Whip out the urban dictionary and give sonnage to them

[Hunter D]

Your av is making me rethink my hate for Hentai
I got the pic from the TenTen manga. Here is a thread about it: http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=99628

[*InVeRs3*]

heh. CVS2. I remember playing that game.

[FistsofFury]

Wow..the Japanese system of 'next' is strange. It lends itself to assholes. And I can't believe that one dude just thew the coin off the machine. I would have been mad as hell at such a gesture.

[Evil Morrigan]

^^^^^If said dude looked anything like the guy in your AV, I too would just leave it be and keep waiting. :rofl:





and now for a Random Fact about Vin Diesel..............If Vin Diesel had a nickel for every illegitimate child he fathered the resulting amount of money would be enough to pay off the national debt of every country. The left over amount would also be enough to end poverty and starvation. When confronted with this fact Vin simply replied with, "Those child support payments are a bitch."

[Taichi]

...Huh? If you're referring to my sig, all my quotes come from around GD (except for the OC one, which came from chat but was posted in a thread). I never visit the SRK IRC channel.

yeah, the OC one is what I'm talking about....

I researched it and came upon the SRKGD Thread, which I read, and laughed my ass off.....

but I don't know how to get into chat......

[VG Emblem]

What exactly is this srk chat you speak of?

[Taichi]

#srkgd, it would seem

[VG Emblem]

#srkgd, it would seem
Is #srkgd the same as regular srkgd?

[FistsofFury]

^^^^^If said dude looked anything like the guy in your AV, I too would just leave it be and keep waiting. :rofl:



F that.

The average Japanese man is about the size of a 14 year old American boy (and of course a little stronger). If he pulled some stuff like that I wouldn't be afraid of him.
[/E-Thuggin]

I mean.....this is supposedly the land of 'death before dishonor'! If a dude pulled some stuff like that......he's got to be expecting an epic sword battle immediately afterwards.

=I just got mIRC a couple days ago, and everytime I entered #srkgd NO ONE was in there. And I thought that place was jumpin.

[Adam Warlock]

=I just got mIRC a couple days ago, and everytime I entered #srkgd NO ONE was in there. And I thought that place was jumpin.

There's ALWAYS someone there. Were you on an effnet server?

[Million]

I can't believe I fell for the hype of "teachers have it so bad, yadda yadda". As I've taken more unemployment claims from these teachers...I'm seeing some nice little salaries at least for teachers in this state. The cost of living is lower in TN of course, so when I see someone who's made 35k in the past year after only teaching 2 years(sometimes less), that doesn't sound like "shit pay" to me. Get the hell outta here with that bullshit. I only wish I knew all this earlier, so I could've gone the "Art Education" route, and had my certification fresh out of college. You don't even want to know how much 35k per year beats the hell out of my salary at this job. Please....me with 35k per year RIGHT NOW would be a dangerous thing. And then they get all that time off...of course teaching someone else's lame ass asshole kids is by definition a pretty sucky job, but it's completely wrong to think teachers are in such a sad state of affairs. In fact, once they lock up this nice little thing called "tenure", they're basically LOCKED in and can't be fired unless they did something amazingly stupid like fuck a student, or kill someone, etc. (sidenote---yes, I could resist temptation. I wouldn't dare throw away a JOB over some pussy....especially in this fucked up job market where you can go forever without even getting considered for a damn thing.)

On the college teaching level, I'm definitely hitting the job search much more seriously for the next school year, Fall '06 -*.

ohhh...today's Sarah Lane's birthday...I got a speacial Meaty present I'd like to give her...repeatedly...

haha...this little kid Matt on Jeopardy right now has a RAT TAIL hairstyle!!! What the HELL?! I haven't seen this since 1993.

[Hunter D]

=I just got mIRC a couple days ago, and everytime I entered #srkgd NO ONE was in there. And I thought that place was jumpin.

You have to make sure you long in to the correct server.

[Taichi]

ALL webcomics.......ALL of 'em, are about two guys, and videogames.....

[Million]

heh...I have no shame...I'm sitting here watching a kids' episode of Jeopardy, and I'm DESTROYING those little punks. I have 18,400.00, and that's just from the 2nd round. I didn't even keep track of my points from the 1st round.

edit---bam...final Jeopardy...easy shit...I got 21,000. I should've bet big...the little fruity kid with the rat-tail made a wussy bet though, only 3000...so I still win. Destroying little kids in Jeopardy is always good for the ego, at least if you have no shame, like me.

edit2---Attack of the Show has Nicole Lyons on right now. Nicole = serious cuteness. I would hit 'til her uterus fell out.

[VG Emblem]

:mad:Somebody explain to me what the fuck #srkgd is!:mad:
:annoy:

[Nishiko]

It's an IRC channel on the EFnet server.

[Ne0phyte]

heh...I have no shame...I'm sitting here watching a kids' episode of Jeopardy, and I'm DESTROYING those little punks. I have 18,400.00, and that's just from the 2nd round. I didn't even keep track of my points from the 1st round.

edit---bam...final Jeopardy...easy shit...I got 21,000. I should've bet big...the little fruity kid with the rat-tail made a wussy bet though, only 3000...so I still win. Destroying little kids in Jeopardy is always good for the ego, at least if you have no shame, like me.

edit2---Attack of the Show has Nicole Lyons on right now. Nicole = serious cuteness. I would hit 'til her uterus fell out.
Oh shit! I forgot to watch. I always beast the kids too. That black kid Dylan yesterday started off really good, but he fell off in double jeopardy :( I was laughing at the white chick with $-5,000 :rofl:

[VG Emblem]

It's an IRC channel on the EFnet server.
That sure helps.:sad:
What's irc and efnet?
And what is it, is it like regular srk or something?
How do you get there?

[Murt!]

@VG Emblem-Where exactly in L.A. are you? I live there too.

[VG Emblem]

I got my new egm yesterday, the november issue, you know, only 11 days late. Anyway, i have to say that i'm quite impressed with it compared to there last crappy issues. It was a good issue, filled with ton of reviews and news. Anyone else get it and do you like it?

[Million]

What are they up to now on on these Tony Hawk games...part 34? It's been around forever, and they'll never stop. Nobody ever got tired of Tony Hawk?

and damn right I'm jealous...dude hit it big by SKATEBOARDING. When you think about that for a moment...it's almost like someone becoming a celebrity because they're so good EXTREME Jumping-Off-theSwingSets, or EXTREME MonkeyBar-ing, or EXTREME Hopskotch, etc.

Someone from my job is going to win the lottery, I'm sure of it. Here's how I know; there was an office "pool" of tickets, and I didn't have money on me at the time to get in on some of that action...SO...as per my luck, of course that group will win, simply because I'm not involved. On the flip side, if I did get in on that...they'd all lose, because my Jinx powers are just that strong.

*Digital Devil Saga games looks SO tight....too bad they are turn-based, apparently. For me, Turn-based = instantly garbage. Turn-based is for chess and checkers, imo....in video games it's just stupid and painfully boring.

[Taichi]

I have no shame...at least if you have no shame, like me.



MOTHERFUCKER!

best be not stealin' my gimmick, goddammit!

[VG Emblem]

What are they up to now on on these Tony Hawk games...part 34? It's been around forever, and they'll never stop. Nobody ever got tired of Tony Hawk?

and damn right I'm jealous...dude hit it big by SKATEBOARDING. When you think about that for a moment...it's almost like someone becoming a celebrity because they're so good EXTREME Jumping-Off-theSwingSets, or EXTREME MonkeyBar-ing, or EXTREME Hopskotch, etc.

Someone from my job is going to win the lottery, I'm sure of it. Here's how I know; there was an office "pool" of tickets, and I didn't have money on me at the time to get in on some of that action...SO...as per my luck, of course that group will win, simply because I'm not involved. On the flip side, if I did get in on that...they'd all lose, because my Jinx powers are just that strong.
I'm tired as hell with tony hawk too. I liked 3 and 4, but then underground made it just about doing stupid stuff. Maybe the ds version with online will be something new, maybe.
And i'm damn unlcuky too, my bad luck seems to spread to other people also. Some kid tried punching me today(not serious though), and he hit his hand on my led pencil that was in my hand and he cut his wrist.

[Mechanica]

Wow..the Japanese system of 'next' is strange. It lends itself to assholes. And I can't believe that one dude just thew the coin off the machine. I would have been mad as hell at such a gesture.

Out of curiousity, what is their system? Sounds similar to ours if he threw a coin off the machine? Unless you meant that you tried it our way, and they objected? :lol:

[Azrael]

^Yhere is no system, and it fucking sucks.

Remember the way Japanese cabs are set up - instead of two people playing side to side on the same cab and monitor, there are two different cabs and monitors. There will be a row of machines, and one side will be 1P while the machine on the direct opposite side will be 2P.

So basically, if you want in, you have to stand behind the person you *think* is going to lose. Once that person gets up, the people standing behind him will kind of hesistate and look around before someone finally takes the seat. People usually try to go in a first-come-first serve basis, but it quite often doesn't work that way.

The biggest problem is that because of the way the cabs are arraigned, you have to guess/speculate who is going to lose. On slow days, it is possible to circumnavigate around the row of machines and get to the other side while it's still open. On busy days...not a chance. So if you stand behind the guy you think is going to lose and he actually wins, you're SOL. If, midway through the match, you go stand behind the guy who is losing, and he makes a comeback, you're SOL. If the guy you're standing behind goes on a 10 game win streak, you are really SOL.

Also, I've seen some people ignore the people waiting behind him and just drop another coin in after losing. And, some people will just rush to an open chair while the other people behind it are hesistating. Once, I was standing behind the Guilty Gear XX#R machines, when this kid came up from out of nowhere and snatched up a just vacated chair. This kid really pissed me off, because he then picked Sol, and proceeded to get a 23+ game win streak from nothing other that Dust Loop. This kid didn't move unless it got you in the Dust Loop in some way. Unfortunately, the little fucker was quite good at it.

Except for the high level of comp, Japanese arcades kinda suck.

[Septimus Prime]

Other than the part about people not leaving the cabs or just rushing in out of turn, FFA works that way too.

[Azrael]

New thought.

Today I was on the train, after failing my Japanese drivers license test for the 4th time :mad: :bluu:, but that's another story. This girl sits down directly across from me...I was incredibly attracted to her. She was wearing a lot of facial makeup, which I usually hate with a fiery burning passion, but I don't know, everything was clicking for me. She was wearing a blouse, slightly unbuttoned, and I had a few nice bra shots as well.

She kept looking at me. Sure, sitting directly across from a person you are in their eyesight, but I'd look up at her and our eyes would meet - this happened a lot. I knew she was watching me closely when I yawned, and then she did - the old yawn transfer thing. I tried not to always be looking at her, but I couldn't help myself, and a lot of the times I looked over at her I caught her looking at me.

Anyway, 20 minutes later, she got off at the station before mine, and that's the end of the story. Nothing happened past just looking at each other on the train. I'm dating now anyway, so it's not like I feel like I missed out on something here, but I still can't help but to wonder, was there an opportunity there? What could I have done differently? What should I do in situations like those? Hmm.

[Taichi]

damn, Az, I was hoping this would be another "Octopus" story.....

[Nemesis00]

Look at it this way, Az. She could have been a serial killer or a tranny.

[Million]

ah...kinda disapopinting. Az's story of the girl on the train started off like one of those upskirt stories on the net..yep, I read those...I've also written several of my own upskirt stories for a certain other forum.(*I have them all saved of course in my "Special Collections" folder)

but the "bra shot"...that reminds me...the "bra shot" was almost as hot for me as the upskirt back in elementary school. I remember one of the best visuals back then was when you sat next to a cute girl, and she would have on a short sleeve shirt...and at certain positions, her bra would be visible from the side. I actually sat right next to my #1 crush in 5th grade....Robyn...and I got some of those views several times. I'll never forget those days. The strange thing here though, is that this kinda faded away...I'm not even sure why. I wouldn't say I "grew out" of that, as the upskirt/panty fetish stayed with me, and is still going strong. It was just another subset of the overall voyeur "thing" though...seeing the "forbidden"...I love to analyze this stuff...I could write on and on and on about it. The whole topic of fetishes is fascinating to me....and of course I'm partial to my own fixation/perversion/whatever ya want to call it.

heh, fast forward many years later...I would see Robyn again in college! And oh yes...I eventually got "footage" under that skirt. Damn...and I thought she was tight back then in our elementary era....at TSU she evolved to an impossible level of HOT.

[Mechanica]

^Yhere is no system, and it fucking sucks.

Remember the way Japanese cabs are set up - instead of two people playing side to side on the same cab and monitor, there are two different cabs and monitors.
Oh yeah, I didn't think about how that would affect it. Haha, that sucks ass.

[JackTenrac!]

Why do people generalize a certain bunch of...well people? People are different in some way. Why mold those assumptions together?

[*InVeRs3*]

Why do people generalize a certain bunch of...well people? People are different in some way. Why mold those assumptions together?

Goths are losers. So are Emos.

[TS]

There's this girl at work I'm mean to, for really no reason... She acts all...eh...well, age-appropriate...

I'd like to give her a little move I call the Jeffery...I'm sure some of you guys play VF, and know what I'm talking about...b, f+PD. It's hillarious picturing her make a funny face and collapse on the floor....

I am an awful human being. I'm not sure why I hate her. Probably because she sorta likes me. But not really, I'm just an old man, and she's young, so she automatically likes me. And she does the homeschooling thing, too...she mentioned before how she doesn't have many friends, and if I think about her being lonely and just wanting to hang out with me, I start laughing.

I, am an awful person.

edit: Million's post reminded me: women have been tricked into wearing thongs because men are perverts and like to see their asses shake when they walk. Like panty-lines are some huge menace that NEEDS TO BE ERRADICATED.

Also, because they are stupid; they heard The Thong Song, and decided to rush to the store and buy thongs. If there was a Sucking Donkey Dick, there would be chicks doing it, as long as Sisqo was in the video, and it had a good beat. A bunch of chicks singing and smiling on the beach, everyone having a good time....chicks nodding their heads... "suck that donkey DOOONNNNNG"

[VG Emblem]

How come reality shows never put fat people? Seriously, there's never any fat people in these shows, like "the real world" and others. If all the people that auditioned for the real world, what if 6 people were normal, then there was a fat guy and a homicidal retard ready to snap at any moment. And they had to pick one to make 7, i bet they would choose the retard. And can't a fat person sue a reality show because of discrimination? Heck, the only reality show to use a fat guy was last comic standing, with ralphie may, and that show was awesome.

[*InVeRs3*]

Why do people generalize a certain bunch of...well people? People are different in some way. Why mold those assumptions together?




How are ref chicks and yellow asians date wise? I have never tried those two types as of yet

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[Million]

nah, there's been quite a few...such as "Average Joe" I'm sure...and Road Rules about 2 or 3 seasons ago had a fat black dude that looked like Bowser from Super Mario Bros. In fact, that's what I called him whenever we were discussing the show here.

ah, and earlier this year there was NBC's "The Biggest Loser", which was all about fat people trying to lose weight.

[*InVeRs3*]

Hm, I wonder what goes on in the Premium only forums.

[FistsofFury]

Nothing but rep-whoring and a premium avatar thread.

[Carpet Lint]

Random thoughts, right? I had some random thoughts about walking.

Sometimes when I'm walking for ten minutes from class to class, I like to follow people. I walk behind them and synchronize my steps in time to theirs so that I'm walking just as far and just as fast as they are. It might look a bit weird, but I'm always hoping that no one really notices.

You know that saying "walk a mile in my shoes?" Yeah, that's the idea. How much can you tell about someone from the way they walk? I don't know, that's why I do it. Quick, short steps, numerous quick little pauses = a frosh that's late for a class that he doesn't know the location of? Slow, purposeful strides = dude knows where he's going, but doesn't really mind when he gets there...maybe one of my TA's that's always five minutes late?

You do it enough and you start thinking up stories for these people. Maybe this guy's slowly half-skipping his way to meet up with his girl for coffee, where he'll dump her because he's realized he prefers the company of men (who wouldn't?). Maybe this guy's travelling to an inter-gang breakdance battle, and he's conserving his energy and protecting his dancing-machines until he gets there. Maybe this girl stepped in some gum and that weird gimp in her right leg is because she's trying to rub it off on the ground because she can still feel a little bit of stickiness in her step even though she already spent like a whole minute trying to scrape it off on the stairs when she first realized she stepped in gum and now she's late for lunch with her friends and she doesn't want them to know she stepped in gum and laugh at her and call her the gum-stepping-loser-queen. Who knows!?! Only they do.

But maybe if I walk behind them long enough and walk the walk well enough, eventually I can figure some of it out. Like if I ever get to the point where I've gathered so much experience that I can break down someone's walking style just by looking at them. Like how baseball hitting or pitching coaches can look and criticize a player's swing or pitch mechanics. Like if I can break down a walk into a dozen different little mini-movement or katas, like when the Taskmaster was training USAgent how to throw a shield like the real Captain America and he realized that there were like a thousand tiny little nuances that he had to master first. Or if I can equate subtle body movements to emotions like...looks down at the floor while walking = social introvert, hands in pockets = suspicious, calculating something, high heel ankle = sexual frustration...I don't know, whatever. That's some Batgirl body reading ability right there.

Wouldn't it be the coolest thing to just be able to look at nothing else but the accelerograph of someone's walk and say like "Yep, this 5'4", 113.5-113.8 pound girl of Eastern European descent is clearly sexual frustrated, according to this pressure spike of the left heel at the 1.05 second mark and the consequent relatively light impression of the right tertiary toe at 1.34 seconds."? I could just open up a psychiatric office with a pressure sensitive welcome mat, and patients would be in-and-out in like thirty seconds flat.

This weekend while we were walking around Pacific Mall, out of nowhere, my mom just says to me that I have a defective walk. Not exactly her words (since she barely knows any English) but that's the impression I got from it. She says that I walk too much on the outsides of my feet, and that I walk like a tightrope walker. ...what the hell is that!?! I have a defective walk!?! Carpet Lint - the anchor of the William Berczy Grade 8 100-Meter relay team (that only finished second in the 100-Meter sprint because Emu had an inhuman starting gate jump in the final heat) and the undisputed champion runner of Mr. Foote's Richmond Hill High School Grade 9 physical education class - that Carpet Lint walks DEFECTIVELY? That's like saying Larry Bird's left hand is gimp, or that Martin Luther King had a lisp. I'm going to go get fitted for a custom walking shoe someday, like at one of those crazy places where they video tape your feet as you run on a treadmill. And then I'll see for sure whether or not my steps really are wacked out. Crazy mom, what does she know?

That would change everything though. A relevation like that shakes the very fundamental core of your being. I mean, isn't walking like the easiest thing to do in the world, next to breathing (provided that you still have a non-paralyzed, working body, of course)? So if I had asthma as a child, and I have a defective walk, doesn't that mean I've screwed up the two easiest things you can do in life? How could you live with that? You would be a complete utter failure as a human being. Suicide wouldn't even be good enough, since you couldn't even properly walk to the fucking bridge you want to jump off of.

Walking is fucking crazy. Did you know that? Holy SHIT.

[Taichi]

Nothing but rep-whoring and a premium avatar thread.



he's not kidding....

it's so desperately pathetic, even I am floored......

[Sdouble]

azrael...this is cliche but just talk you don't have anything to lose
well maybe who your dating, but meh.....do what you do either way..if you already got somebody, cool if not rush it down.

[Hunter D]

Also, because they are stupid; they heard The Thong Song, and decided to rush to the store and buy thongs. If there was a Sucking Donkey Dick, there would be chicks doing it, as long as Sisqo was in the video, and it had a good beat. A bunch of chicks singing and smiling on the beach, everyone having a good time....chicks nodding their heads... "suck that donkey DOOONNNNNG"
Write the damn song!!! Make it happen!!! GO, GO, GO, GO,!!!:tup: :clap:

[Mechanica]

Random thoughts, right? I had some random thoughts about walking.

(etc)
Hahah, I like the cut of your jib. Seriously. I think about seemingly pointless things like this, too. Most of the time when I mention it, people just look at me like I'm crazy. One thing I always think about when I'm in a weird mood especially is color. I think everybody sees color differently. Perhaps what you see as blue, is what someone else sees as red. But since it's been 'blue' all their life (or your life), it's just... a normal blue, you know? For people who worry about matching, say they're wearing a blue outfit to bring out the blue in their eyes... but if you stop and think about it, what if that's the same to someone else as it is to you as being red. Someone wearing a red outfit, with red eyes. But... it seems normal, and rather when they wear blue to THEM, then it's weird. BUT THEY SEE THIS BLUE AS RED.

...Okay, I'll stop now. :confused: :lol:

[Azrael]

I'm still convinced that if Million came to Japan, his top-tier voyeurism tactics would make him a God among Japanese men. That is, if he didn't have a heart attack first from all the opportunities there are. This is a place where women will still wear mini-skirts even in 40 degree weather in the middle of winter.

[phae]

re: thongs

Just a small FYI, but it's more likely the girl in the thong will catch a yeast infection than one who goes commando or wears full-backed panties.

That little string for covering the butthole.. rubs around and that means it can easily transfer any bacteria from back to front, which can EASILY = yeast infection.

And chances are, a lot of girls in thongs are horribly informed, so they probably douche too, which ups the risk AGAIN of yeast infection AND bacterial vaginosis. Both of which, if left untreated, can cause sterility.

Yeah. More girls need to just go commando.

[Hunter D]

re: thongs

Just a small FYI, but it's more likely the girl in the thong will catch a yeast infection than one who goes commando or wears full-backed panties.

That little string for covering the butthole.. rubs around and that means it can easily transfer any bacteria from back to front, which can EASILY = yeast infection.

And chances are, a lot of girls in thongs are horribly informed, so they probably douche too, which ups the risk AGAIN of yeast infection AND bacterial vaginosis. Both of which, if left untreated, can cause sterility.

Yeah. More girls need to just go commando.
Going commando is a good thing.

[Azrael]

Alanis Morissette. Makes a song about irony, even titles it "Ironic", but nothing in the whole song was ironic. Nothing. Is she an artistic genious? Or a hoebag who needs a dictionary? I'm still undecided.

[Septimus Prime]

Alanis Morissette. Makes a song about irony, even titles it "Ironic", but nothing in the whole song was ironic. Nothing.
Isn't that ironic? :lol:

[VG Emblem]

Isn't that ironic? :lol:
Indeed it is.:lol:
I was in the perfect warcraft game, but my computer shut down. Damn luck.:bluu:
Ah, ive found a gif that shows how i feel about what just happened:

[TGC]

About the thongs thing: You learn something new every day.

You guys don't wanna hear me thinking out loud, cause then i'll get flammed to hell thats for damn sure. Other than that, i dunno why i can't force myself to sleep at 4AM...never a good sign. Night at the Roxbury soundtrack (although filled with old club songs) sure is catchy at 4am though.

[JackTenrac!]

Sorry. I saw that and it was contridictive to what I have stated before there... Being under observant damage vision.

I woke up today, thinking that I was the author of my own horoscope.

[NappyJin]

Chasing dreams will make you lose your way...

I'm done chasing dreams.

[Million]

That woman just put on the Supreme Court...Harriet Miers...doesn't she look like some old cartoon character? She looks like one of the "old person" Sith characters in the Star Wars cartoon...or that little old man from Teen Titans last week.

and yes...women should wear skirts all the time...regardless of how cold it is. I would make that a law...and to go along with that, I would have more areas with lots of steep stairs constructed....as well as more areas that create a natural "wind tunnel"(*there were SO many super windy spots on campus...another reason I loved college so much) effect so more skirts can be "randomly" blown up.

*ah, and my precious Soledad is looking lovely as usual this morning...

[Azrael]

Isn't that ironic? :lol:
Well...yes. :rofl:

That's why I wonder if Alanis wasn't some kind of poetic genious. A song about irony, in which NOTHING mentioned was actually ironic. There's the irony. Maybe all these years we had her pegged wrong.

Or maybe she still just needs a dictionary. The world may never know.

[Stabby]

The song's usage of the word ironic attracted attention from people concerned with the precise use of the English language.

* The first dictionary meaning of the word irony, (American Heritage Dictionary, 4th edition), is "the use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning". We will refer to this as "the strict sense" of the word.
* The dictionary, however, acknowledges that it can also mean mere "incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs". We will call this the "casual sense" of the word. See: dramatic irony. (This definition is not of dramatic irony, but of irony of situation. Dramatic irony occurs in a work when the audience knows something that the character does not. Also, this usage is not "casual," it is merely different. The "strict sense" is only one type of irony, verbal irony.)
* A usage note says "the words ironic, irony, and ironically are sometimes used of events and circumstances that might better be described as simply 'coincidental' or 'improbable', in that they suggest no particular lessons about human vanity or folly", but says that a majority of their usage panel rejects this usage. We will refer to this as "sloppy usage" of the word.

The situations Morissette described were not ironic in the strict sense. They seem best described as "unfortunate coincidences" or "surprising disappointments." Referring to them as "ironic" is arguably sloppy usage, of which detractors maintained Morissette was guilty.

Supporters argued that the song title used the word ironic correctly in the casual sense. They argued that it was self-referential, and that the irony consisted of the song's use of the word ironic to create an expectation that the song would be about irony, followed by the incongruous presentation of situations that were not ironic. Alanis Morissette once said herself that the biggest irony of "Ironic" is that there is no irony in the lyrics: "The irony of 'Ironic' is that it's not an ironic song at all."

A further defense could be that each line of the song is only a part of that particular situation and with further information each could be ironic.

Gantz, Gantz, Gantz, Gantz, Gantz!

[Adam Warlock]

Man, Lantis is on some bullshit now.

[*InVeRs3*]

re: thongs

Just a small FYI, but it's more likely the girl in the thong will catch a yeast infection than one who goes commando or wears full-backed panties.

That little string for covering the butthole.. rubs around and that means it can easily transfer any bacteria from back to front, which can EASILY = yeast infection.

And chances are, a lot of girls in thongs are horribly informed, so they probably douche too, which ups the risk AGAIN of yeast infection AND bacterial vaginosis. Both of which, if left untreated, can cause sterility.

Yeah. More girls need to just go commando.

:confused:

[Hunter D]

Man, Lantis is on some bullshit now.
Care to explain?

[Ne0phyte]

There's this girl at work I'm mean to, for really no reason... She acts all...eh...well, age-appropriate...

I'd like to give her a little move I call the Jeffery...I'm sure some of you guys play VF, and know what I'm talking about...b, f+PD. It's hillarious picturing her make a funny face and collapse on the floor....

I am an awful human being. I'm not sure why I hate her. Probably because she sorta likes me. But not really, I'm just an old man, and she's young, so she automatically likes me. And she does the homeschooling thing, too...she mentioned before how she doesn't have many friends, and if I think about her being lonely and just wanting to hang out with me, I start laughing.

I, am an awful person.
Am I the only person who noticed this part? :rofl: :rofl:

And just last night, I was randomly thinking about how much I hate Alanis Morissette. And that, is also ironic.

[phae]

:confused:

What? It's true.

I'd rather fucking go commando than get a fucking yeast infection.

[Evil Morrigan]

Today I Experienced Extreme Fear, Anger, and then Joy back to back all within the time span of about 15 seconds.........


I was running a little late for work today because I had to eat a good breakfast this morning, Since cooking always seems to take me forever I left the house 10 minutes later than I should have. So to compensate for time lost I sped a little when I hit the highway. I was going 80 in a 65.

About halfway there I noticed someguy next to me driving a Cadillac going more or less the same speed. Although we were both speeding we didnt really want to go anything over 80. After a few minutes driving side by side we pass a bridge were a cop is hiding. (THE FEAR) I look in my rear view mirror and he pulls out into the road and starts catching up to us. The cop is in my lane and turns on his lights. (this has got to be one of the worst feelings) I start to slow down and look at the other driver. That fucking ass hole is pointing at me and laughing. (THE ANGER) as I slow down and start to pull over to the side of the road the Cop turns on his siren and immediatley gets behind the guy in tha Cadillac and signals for him to pull over. (the Joy)

I cant believe how extremely lucky I was. For some odd reason I have been getting alot of that lately. For example:

- Due to some glitch at work in the payroll system. It shows that I still have 4 weeks of un-used vacation time left even though I actually used it all up last month.

- When I went to buy Castlevania for the DS the clerk un-knowingly scanned a used gameboy game so when i checked my reciept after paying with my credit card i was only charged $9.00.

- Last weekend i won a Poker game against guys that are alot better than me. and the pot was a really good size.

- And finally I cant disregard how I managed to survive a Brown Recluse Spider attack without getting bitten.


I hope this Lucky trend keeps up. :karate:



and now for a Random fact about Vin Diesel............Vin Diesel's breath smells so good that when he spits, it hardens into tic tacs.

[brandowned]

was the guy in the caddy black?

[phae]

Right now i'm seriously thinking..

i'm wondering if my family fuck ups are genetic.. since it's my father's side that's going stark raving insane.

One of my uncles didn't go to his own mother's funeral (my grandmother), or the funeral for his sister (my aunt). Both of my cousins (who were raised born again Christian and were supposed to turn out to be good kids, whereas I, the satanist daughter who left home at 13 was going to be the fuck-up) are now pregnant.. the older cousin is on her second kid (the second kid is out of wedlock, while she is still married to this guy who is in the Marines, and stationed out in Japan!) and the younger one is my age and is having her first (her excuse? she has no health insurance so she couldn't afford birth control - last i checked you walk in a planned parenthood and they give you a million condoms!).. AND the younger cousin isn't married.

A big part of me wants to gloat. You know, because i'm the one who is marrying a great guy who is always around for when something happens in the family, who shows up and spends constant time with the family, and who is plain out helpful (my fiance fucking fixed a leak in the cold water in the basement by the washer, AND put in the new washer.. when my father couldn't do it).. and i'm not pregnant. Sure, i'm not in school at the moment. And i'm not working.

But at least i'm careful to not get pregnant. I really want to gloat.

But, should i?

[Adam Warlock]

What? It's true.

I'd rather fucking go commando than get a fucking yeast infection.
pics please

[Evil Morrigan]

Nah, I dont think you should. Like they say, "Living well is the best revenge" :xeye: Besides You probably don't want to start any uneccesary drama with your relatives. Trust me on this.

Brandowned - Nope, he was an old white guy.


And now for a random fact about Vin Diesel.........Vin Diesel can consume an entire herd of cattle in one meal.

[FistsofFury]

Phae-Doesn't the marine husband want to murder his wife over something like that? I mean...how do you expla