The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2 [Archive] - Page 40

Muff Daddy

07-20-2006, 12:43 PM

so i picked up Naruto: Ultimate Ninja for the PS2. some random tidbits:

- sort of a cross between Power Stone, Smash Brothers, and the old DBZ fighting games on the Super Famicon. graphics are excellent.

- 6 playable characters to start. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Shikamaru, Lee, Kakashi. unlock Neji, Hinata, Zabuza, Haku, Gaara, Orochimaru, Cursed Seal Sasuke, Nine-Tail Naruto. haven't unlocked any, so no thoughts on tiers. Kakashi and Orochimaru (had to fight him) seem broken though.

-remember how in Power Stone you could run around pretty much freely through the stage? well, its sort of like that but you can only run along a 2D plane. you can warp to a different area of the stage during fights - aka stage shifting - which gives the person who initiated the warp a slight health boost. can't throw boxes at each other, either.

-it has elements from the old DBZ 2D fighters - you hit up + X or down + X to warp to and from the fore/background - plane shifting. you can also charge energy/chakra by pressing down.

- one main attack button: circle. square lets you throw kunai/shurikens. you have an infinite amount of kunai/shurikens. they do shit damage, as expected.

- the combo system is dirt simple. example, naruto: circle, circle, circle, up, circle = 3 hits ending in a Sexy Jutsu. almost all combos are like this. Up + circle + circle launches opponent. lauch combo hit? mash circle to warp above the opponent, sending them smashing into the ground. very cool.

-has a quasi parry system. press block (L2/R2) just as you're about to get hit and you'll do a "Substitution Jutsu", leaving a block of wood in your place. you end up behind your opponent for a clean hit/combo/super/throw.

- Smash Bros-style double jump system. on-stage helpers throw out random items. you also break things open to get powers ups, etc. double-tap X to dash, air or ground. dash hits but does no damage. dash blows through kunai/shurikens. dash hit? mash circle to do a combo for more damage. back dash too. SSB pokemon style helpers can attack during the fight using the scroll item. Kakashi likes to spam Gai's Dynamic Entry, kicking you from off screen.

- throws. back + circle to throw. good for when opponent is blocking. can be countered/parried with a well timed block. mash circle after the throw to warp behind your opponent DBZ style and kick them in the back for an extra hit, sending them flying back to where you grabbed them from. very cool looking. extra hit can be reversed though. threw Orochimaru and warped behind him thinking i was gonna hit, the nigga warps behind me, leaves a wood block behind, and counters with his own shit. owned.

- supers: wtf... supers are retardedly easy to pull off. not sure if you can combo into them yet. you basically hit one button to activate super, but your next hit has to connect to active the super. triangle to active, circle to hit. if you connect with a super you have to watch a special move cut scene. during the super cut scene, you have to input specific button sequences a la Parappa the Rapper/DDR. with Sasuke, if the Chidori super hits (triangle x3 + circle), you then have to mash out the buttons during the cut scene to get the super to do max damage - X, triangle, circle, square, X, circle. if you mess up the button presses the super will do less damage or get cut short. opponent has to input buttons to reduce damage.

- walking on water burns chakra but walking up a tree/wall doesn't. you can throw kunai from the tree/wall too.

not a "deep" fighter at all, but very fun, even if you aren't a hardcore fan of the show. the voices get annoying quick though. and watching the same cut scenes during supers gets old, but its tolerable. great fun when you're blazed.

Rico!

07-20-2006, 01:08 PM

I don't get why that's funny.

that she's ignorant. And has terrible english spelling. Oh well.

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There needs to be a bored at work thread. Because now, i'm bored. At work.

Dan?

07-20-2006, 01:12 PM

Stop being a douche. I'm serious. If you're going to go with any custom made stick, Dreaded fist is the only person you should consider. He's made me and my friends sticks, and he builds stuff to your specifications. I got a japanese button set up with a perfect 360 and Psycho Squall did a custom layout for me. It's dope as FUCK.\\

P.S. I hate you. xoxoxoXoOOOxoxox

Ronin, baby, no need for venom. You know papa Dan? loves ya, he was jus sassin. Now come ova here and gimme some shugah.

I guess DF is my choice then. I have his site bookmarked on my comp at home, is that the best way to contact him? Or should I PM him? Maybe both. Fmeh, I'll figure it out.

Rico!

07-20-2006, 01:53 PM

The popeyes/kfc/churches thread got me thinking of a new menu item. If I somehow became president of Popeyes, I'd make a new item called "Just Skin". Thats right. Nothing but that delicious skin taken right off a peice of fried chicken. Its the part of the chicken we love the most right?

However I hit a road block, what would I do with all that chicken? Make a new item called "all meat (sandwich/thighs/etc)". No one would buy that shit. *Shrug*

However I'd have to get a couple of lawyers to fight the oncoming lawsuits.

arcticninja

07-20-2006, 06:24 PM

I just got back from an advance screening of Clerks 2. It was pretty fucking awesome.

Go see it tomorrow! (if you're a fan of Kevin Smith movies that is. Otherwise, fuck you then.)

ShinAkumax

07-20-2006, 07:21 PM

not a "deep" fighter at all, but very fun, even if you aren't a hardcore fan of the show. the voices get annoying quick though. and watching the same cut scenes during supers gets old, but its tolerable. great fun when you're blazed.

Well.... I would say it's the best anime to videogame conversion ever. Meaning it really captures the feel of the manga. Is it deep? I would say it can be deep but it seems that the deeper you get. the more retarded the player get.

Meaning that bugs in general are not frowned upon by the elite. So if you get too good. It can get retarded since the game isn't exactly precise*.

It's about as deep as tekken tag arcade. Double Ogres for the win! Try Ino, she's fun.

Carpet Lint

07-20-2006, 07:26 PM

I just got back from an advance screening of Clerks 2. It was pretty fucking awesome.

Go see it tomorrow! (if you're a fan of Kevin Smith movies that is. Otherwise, fuck you then.)
Seriously? Comparable to Clerks?

But I must first test your credibility as a Kevin Smith fan. Quickly, how do you feel about...
1) Mallrats
2) Chasing Amy
3) Jersey Girl
...?

Mechanica

07-20-2006, 07:29 PM

Yes I am.:sweat:

Self ownage delivery complete.
If it makes you feel any better, I don't even get it.

arcticninja

07-20-2006, 07:48 PM

Seriously? Comparable to Clerks?

But I must first test your credibility as a Kevin Smith fan. Quickly, how do you feel about...
1) Mallrats
2) Chasing Amy
3) Jersey Girl
...?

1) As a comic book nerd, I loved Mallrats. Can I offer you a chocolate covered pretzel?

2) Not my favourite Smith film, but definitely had its moments. That isn't to say I didn't like it, far from it. I just like all the other Smith films more.

3) Didn't bother seeing it. I don't consider it part of the Askewniverse.

but seriously, Clerks 2 was fucking awesome. Probably not as good a film as Clerks 1, but it was definitely a hell of a lot funnier.

Carpet Lint

07-20-2006, 07:55 PM

Well I was going to watch it anyway, but that's good news for me, definitely.

It's weird, everyone says Mallrats was the worst, but I loved it. More than Dogma. Maybe it was the comic book angle, I don't know.

Chasing Amy was actually my favourite, maybe also because of the comic book angle. YOUR MOTHER'S A TRACER!

Lol, and I didn't watch Jersey Girl either.

Good looking out, ninja. I'm going to watch one opening weekend movie this weekend - whichever of Clerks 2 or Lady In The Water is less packed. I hate going to opening weekends, but I'll make exceptions if there's two I want to watch, or just one I really want to watch.

Talladega Nights baby! I don't get how so many people can be so excited about that movie and yet hate Nacho Libre. Same stuff. All awesome.

abacabb

07-20-2006, 08:04 PM

Apple Jacks are so tasty. Im on my third bowl.

Carpet Lint

07-20-2006, 08:43 PM

Apple Jacks doesn't taste like apples.

Roxie

07-20-2006, 08:51 PM

but can you see why us kids like cinnomen toast crunch?

Rico!

07-20-2006, 09:03 PM

because they're magically delicious!

TheSix

07-20-2006, 09:04 PM

"....that showed me just how cruel this world could be. I can still hear them taunting him...SILLY RABBIT TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS!"

....why couldn't they just give him some cereal? :sad: :rofl:

*InVeRs3*

07-20-2006, 09:40 PM

People who don't sign their name when they neg you are pussies! PUSSIES!!!

07-21-2006, 01:37 AM

Who all is going to Evo in Vegas? I realized it's a month away, but I've done nothing about finding people to room with or anything...I should really get on that....yep. Anyway, I was thinking about getting a video camera, but that would add like $250 to my expenses for the trip (thinking of getting a Sony TRV 138...a bit overpriced, I'm sure, like all Sony merchendise, but looks pretty decent).

I'm... in-between PCs right now. This post, like 90% of my posts on SRK, is powered by SEGA Dreamcast and an abandoned ISP. I have a friend who is Dan?-caliber (in a good way) who was gonna get me a new one...I wait patiently... God DAMN this is sorta blurry. And that's with an s-video line hooked up into a VGA box. Were I using the RF switch, I'd have Homer Simpson eye-crust.

Purely hypothetical question:

Would you have sex with a married chick? I don't mean a one-time thing, I mean like...maybe she calls you every once in a while. Or maybe you hang out and actually...talk and stuff.

What are the conditions that you would/wouldn't? Like not if you knew her husband, or only if she didn't have kids, etc.

I'd have to say...no. Posiible exception if she and her husband were separated...if I actually knew the husband, even if I hated him...I don't think I could do it. I sorta hope I couldn't... It would be too weird, too much drama...you see some guy at work or every once in a while, and...your banging that guy's wife. That whole Do Unto Others thing.

RoninChaos

07-21-2006, 01:46 AM

Clerks II was fucking awesome.

Lantis

07-21-2006, 02:56 AM

If Ronin is going to Evo, I'm tagging along. :wonder:

Manx

07-21-2006, 03:01 AM

I'm... in-between PCs right now. This post, like 90% of my posts on SRK, is powered by SEGA Dreamcast and an abandoned ISP. I have a friend who is Dan?-caliber (in a good way) who was gonna get me a new one...I wait patiently... God DAMN this is sorta blurry. And that's with an s-video line hooked up into a VGA box. Were I using the RF switch, I'd have Homer Simpson eye-crust.

Hahaha that's some crack-addict pipe construction type ish right there. SRK: it's a helluva drug. I havent' gone online on my DC in a while. Dial-up in general, for that matter.

Dan?

07-21-2006, 08:58 AM

I wish I could go to Evo, but I just can't afford it. Can a cracka get a telethon?

I got that Tekken stick last night, and I'm dying to try it out after work today (he left it in his car so I had to purchase after the gaming then bail). Mad props to platinum_pinoy for that.

Still, it made me realize I've never even tried to play Tekken. I played Tekken 4 once with my ex one time, and she beat the living crap out of me (which I think lead to my inner fear of 3D fighters). I've also played Tekken 5 a few times with our resident destroyer, and he's obviously kicked the crap out of me, but I've never seriously picked it up. I'm not a big Soul Caliber fan, it just doesn't do it for me, but Tekken looks like it could if I give it the chance.

Alpha is not my game. I want it to be, but God I am piss poor at it. I'm just gonna hafta sit down, man up, and learn it.

Watching CvS2 match vids last night took hours, but this is the norm.

Gonna go see Pirates 2 tonight. There better be some hooks and peg legs and parrots, or I will be pissed.

Edit: <3 TS.

Mechanica

07-21-2006, 09:09 AM

Shit, I wanna go to Evo. Someone from the pacific northwest should let me tag along! :lol:

Million

07-21-2006, 10:23 AM

yessss...thank you for the Eva pics. There still has not been another broad in soaps that has even approached the level that Eva La Rue is on. Actually, I take that back...Keisha from mid90s General Hospital was something serious....Keisha was the hottest black woman ever in the history of soaps. Yeah, she's even better than "Drewscilla"...or Simone#2 and #3 on Passions.

Rosario's presence automatically has me sold on Clerks II. I already like the movie. Anything with Rosario in it cannot possibly be bad. She's looking better than ever in this one too. This reminds me, I also have to get the Alexander dvd...Rosario is NAKED in that. Very naked. :sweat: I already have the vidcaps and various collages thanks to the internet. I would bust on myself within seconds of just standing near that woman. I'm not joking when I saw stuff like that.

I got Venture Bros. season 1 today, on dad's money. (yeah, I'm still rather spoiled I have a credit card from both parents. I rarely use it though; I usually feel guilty about dipping too much into mom or dad's money...especially since we're not even close to being rich.) I also purchased "Cheeky" from the legendary GOD of TnA on film...the main man himself...the awesome one...Tinto Brass. There may be a Sexpot Review of this and the new Divas dvd later on.

Ephidel

07-21-2006, 12:21 PM

I was sure there would be a TOLTv.3 by now since I haven't been here as of late - guess I was wrong...

Man it's so goddamn hot here - the sun is frying my ass today. I got to go out and buy some fans or something to cool down my house ASAP.

ShinAkumax

07-21-2006, 12:26 PM

Does anyone even give a crap about rep anymore?

jignat

07-21-2006, 12:35 PM

i do, i only have 2 bars lol....
You dont care you guys have like 6 minimum lol.....

Airthrow

07-21-2006, 05:50 PM

I was like two hours late today, the guy who usually helps me so that my work isn't hell had to leave cus of his high blood sugar (diabetic) and then when I FINALLY got to fucking go home, I had to get someone to jump my car cus I left my lights on (due to being two hours late). And now I have to be at work in 8.5 hours. God I hate my life.

Azrael

07-21-2006, 05:58 PM

Does anyone even give a crap about rep anymore?
I have never cared about rep.

VG Emblem

07-21-2006, 06:17 PM

Quick question:

Whenever I use WinRAR it gives me a little message that it's been 40 days and I have to pay or something. Of course, I'm not paying shit so I just Xed out the little window and continued on with my business. I've been doing this for awhile now and I always get the message and always just X it out. Is bad stuff going to happen to me if I don't pay?

abacabb

07-21-2006, 06:49 PM

Dan?

07-21-2006, 08:10 PM

The WinRaR police will come and rape your mother and take your Gamecube.

I've been sigged by Azrael? Am I even worthy? Not by a long shot.

Pirates 2 was really good. The first one was astonishingly medioce, but Dead Man's Chest can only be described as ridiculosity to the grandsolute limit.

Roxie

07-21-2006, 08:17 PM

I've seen it 4 times!!!
And I got these!

Zulu

07-21-2006, 08:19 PM

Burj Dubai is on the 56th floor. Only 90 or so more floors left.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2524/2030/1600/1burj-dubai.jpg

http://i5.tinypic.com/20k86z7.jpg

VG Emblem

07-21-2006, 08:31 PM

Nope. Ive been using winrar for the past 129 days.
I've probably been using it since sometime late last year. I'm just concerned that they might start charging me or something and then out of nowhere some debt collection agency is going to contact me asking for money. :rofl:

abacabb

07-21-2006, 08:56 PM

Hmm how can you tell if you ds battery has kicked the bucket? I just got my ds, but i got caught in that fucking tsunami in new york today. Now when ever i hold down my ds cuts off.

Dan?

07-21-2006, 10:09 PM

I've seen it 4 times!!!
And I got these!

Savvy.

Rico!

07-21-2006, 10:24 PM

I just got a bill for $13,000 from my university. Where the fuck is all that financial aide?! I swear if this isn't a mistake I'm dropping from this damn school in the blink of an eye.

ShinAkumax

07-21-2006, 10:31 PM

I have never cared about rep.

:bluu: You are an anomaly though. You have a fan-club from your website so. I grew inmune to rep but I did care about it when it was first introduced. I just didn't beg for it.

By the way, is there a word document with all you online articles or must I look for them in your site? Can you tell me the adress? More importantly, can you PLEASE tell us the sex story involving the octopus?

Lantis

07-21-2006, 11:04 PM

*InVeRs3*

07-22-2006, 12:27 AM

I saw a limo that had the liscence plate with the word BAUER.

I hate it when you hear a female singer with an awesome voice end up looking like rat kaboodles. It sickens me.

phae

07-22-2006, 01:09 AM

Octopus = Extreme oral sex technique, so dangerous that you may risk damage on your man tool. :wow: :sad:

Anyway, has anybody caught a glimpse of this new reality show "Who wants to be a superhero?" featuring Stan Lee? God, who gets approval for shit like this? This is like the saddest collection of human beings ever shown on national TV. Even sadder than that superhero-wannabe movie featuring Ben Stiller. What fucks me up the most is how could Stan Lee actually lend himself to such a nerdy charade.

Although Mullet Man is sorta top tier...I think.... :wonder:

It was in the local paper .. some kid from Staten Island is on the show. It was all about how he works in a comic book store and how he loves the Green Lantern, and blahblahblah.

The guy looks like a total tool :rofl:

And this is Phae's monthly SRK post!

mr. newbie

07-22-2006, 01:44 AM

"you dont have to worry. you black people dont have to do anything. you just have to kick back and wait for your welfare checks"

gee i love school. and what is welfare like $30 a month or something?

raisingstorm

07-22-2006, 06:44 AM

RaishinX

07-22-2006, 08:25 AM

every time I go to 7-11 late some little shit has to ask me to buy them beer. Go find another way to get into mary jane rotten crotches' panties, I don't give a shit. I'm usually like, "I can't I'm on probation for aggravated assault." That usually gets them away from me.

I had some cunts to ask me for change the other day like I owe 'em something. Don't go to the store if you don't have any money. You can't buy anything without money. Why don't parents teach their children this fundamental shit??

Rico!

07-22-2006, 07:50 PM

bum-ism is just spreading this days isnt it?

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You know what I hate? My guilty conscience. Sometimes I'll do something, then think about it for days, wondering if it will come back to bite me in the ass.

the T1AN

07-22-2006, 10:32 PM

Interesting.... MySpace hasn't been working for almost four hours and the world hasn't come to an end.

And I was wondering, when do you guys think a person is too old to have a MySpace account?

You know what I hate? My guilty conscience. Sometimes I'll do something, then think about it for days, wondering if it will come back to bite me in the ass.
Some lady gave me a dollar one time to mail her a photo one time and I completely forgot about it. I felt bad about for years. It seemed like it would just randomly wander into my train of thought just to mess with me.

Roxie

07-22-2006, 10:34 PM

Well, networking and keeping up with old buddies never gets old...and I have been trying to log in since I got home around 4 :sad:

<<<--they're calling her a "myspace queen"

Panicked

07-23-2006, 12:36 AM

Moderately long rant:

Well, I decided to break off a friendship of three years.

It's a pretty strange feeling; I've been wanting to do this for a long time, and in a way it feels pretty liberating. She started to act so...hateful (something I can't stand), and it's been that way for like the past 6 months, or so.

While I feel pretty bad just "giving-up" on a person, who at one time was probably the closest things I've had to a "best friend", I realized that I only forced myself to talk with her was because of feelings of nostalgia and habit, and that I got nothing from the relationship. It was essentially just her bitching about her boyfriend of 5 months, who when she's not constantly complaining about, praises him like the best thing since slice bread, and I just got sick of it. It made me feel as if all the things I've said and done over the past three years had been pointless, and I was only wasting my time.

The funny this, she would always talk about how much of a better person she'd become, and I can say I never noticed. She would always say stuff like, "My self-esteem is so much higher," and bullshit like that. The part I find funny ,in a cosmic sort of way, is that her self-esteem has lowered, if anything. I asked her tonight what'll happen when her and her boyfriend go to college, and she told me "I guess I'll just be depressed and withdrawn." How the fuck are you ever going to survive? I guess you can only get so much self-esteem out of sucking dick and getting your breasts fondled. She would always tell me about all the things she's done with him, and while I'm sure a lot of guys would be cool with their big boobed friend talking about her sex life, I just didn't care, or rather I didn't want to hear it. It was always a sort of innocence I associated with her, and hearing about her giving some dude a blowjob didn't exactly make me respect her.

Needless to say, I liked her better when she was a "worse" person, at least then she was enjoyable to talk to. I might check on her every once and awhile, and despite this diatribe, we left on sort of a positive note. I just wish things could go back to the way they were, but that's just wishful thinking.

/rant

Shit, I'm tired, and "All These Things That I've Done" by The Killers is such a great song.

Azrael

07-23-2006, 02:34 AM

:bluu: You are an anomaly though. You have a fan-club from your website so. I grew inmune to rep but I did care about it when it was first introduced. I just didn't beg for it.

By the way, is there a word document with all you online articles or must I look for them in your site? Can you tell me the adress? More importantly, can you PLEASE tell us the sex story involving the octopus?
I might have cared about rep when it first came out. But then the premium rep thread came up, and it became apparent that people were going to get repped just for posting there, not regardless of whether they deserved it or not. Nor does rep really change anything. Good posters and dumbasses are still good posters and dumbasses regardless of how many green or red bars they have. I don't think anyone has ever thought "Well, this guy sounds kinda stupid, but he's got 11 green bars so I'll trust him!"

http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher15.html <- There's your Octopus story. You can navigate through everything else from that one link though.

And I was wondering, when do you guys think a person is too old to have a MySpace account?
13. Maybe 13 1/2 if they were born in July.

*InVeRs3*

07-23-2006, 06:40 AM

it's extremely hot where i live. Yesterday was the hottest day of the summer. I haven't gotten any sleep, maybe 2-3 hours at most. The heat is absolutely unbearable. I think yesterday was the hottest day of my life period.

I can't even type straight.

ShinAkumax

07-23-2006, 09:46 AM

Oh Shit! The Legendary ff6 low level clear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZgfwr5as8E&mode=related&search=FF6

Remember when we used to talk about this in highschool? Does anyone even remember what I'm talking about?

mr. newbie

07-23-2006, 05:58 PM

i realized today that dental hygiene is a factor for me when it comes to girls. i mean how hard is it to get braces and some whitening strips?

it's extremely hot where i live. Yesterday was the hottest day of the summer. I haven't gotten any sleep, maybe 2-3 hours at most. The heat is absolutely unbearable. I think yesterday was the hottest day of my life period.

I can't even type straight.

114 in vegas.

Rico!

07-23-2006, 06:07 PM

^my lower teeth are a bit crooked too, so I dont really stress it... however missing teeth and gaps are a no no... and teeth growing out of the sides of gums over other teeth is vomit inducing

I really need to get myself to an orthodontist. I went before and they told me it would only take a few months to fix my shit up, but lots of other bullshit got in the way of me getting them.

And the one week of using whitening strips was pure hell for me. They taste so bad!

L.one H.iryu S.aga

07-23-2006, 06:32 PM

Quit procrastinating and step up your swagger, No. Who in their right mind wants a fucked up grill? If you've got insurance then tweak your schedule a bit to get it done. One less minor issue to worry about, right? Right.

And whitening strips are a huge no-no for my sensitive pain-in-the-ass teeth. I hate them.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

07-23-2006, 06:51 PM

Laaaaaaaammmmmmmeeee. I'm sorry to hear about that. I can relate to being broke considering I've been settling on the shelf since March due to health complications. I've also had to downgrade from UHC to HMO this year. My last hospital stay total was $800,000. Social security also denied my claim, so I'm stuck persuing the lawyer route... and waiting another 68778493 months before I ever get an answer back.

Meh, it's always something.

monbaby

07-23-2006, 06:53 PM

Rico!

07-23-2006, 06:56 PM

where did my message go....????

anyways what i said was my insurance is gone and i'm money is tight

L.one H.iryu S.aga

07-23-2006, 07:03 PM

Go tell that to reggie miller...

Mean. :rofl:

mr. newbie

07-23-2006, 09:53 PM

supersize me is mad retarded. no shit your gonna get fat eating mcd's 3 times a day for 30 days you worthless ass. he didn't prove shit. any 3 yr old knows a buisness is about money and i like spending my money on food that tastes good. its like if you masturbate 3 times a day, even when you dont want to, yes your penis will proably fall off. nothing new there mr waste of a damn life.

*InVeRs3*

07-24-2006, 12:51 AM

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1887611/bio

just kind of funny to actually see him on imdb like he was a movie star :rofl:

07-24-2006, 03:23 AM

The internet is a horrible place.

Don't people feel bad for lying?

It's like...there are all of these conspiracy theory sites...there are a bunch of spam chain e-mails about sick little girls, and you need to forward this message to ten other people or...etc. There are news sites which are horribly biased, and which have writers who will intentionally leave things out or twist words around to steer people in the direction they choose...and I don't mean editorials or blogs, I mean like, people pretending to be journalists. Some of those conspiracy theory sites...some of those are just made the fuck up. Some guy finds that shit hillarious, that he now has thousands of people beliving that Stephen King killed John Lennon (actually a real theory) or that the moon doesn't exist (also real) or the 9/11 stuff.

Dude...don't you feel like an asshole? You're lying. No pride?

And what about the internet transvestitism...that's just strange. Pretending to be a girl in some chatroom or on a forum? Eh...okay...I'm sure you find it funny, but...that's probably because you're fucking strange.

Do people still "cyber" anymore? I remember it was a big deal back like 5/6 years ago and before, but...does it even still happen anymore? I assume so, right? Or do people just "roleplay" now, so they can pretend to be their WoW characters or something, or be some guy pretending to be a catgirl with penis-nipples.

Horrible place...

Manx

07-24-2006, 03:39 AM

I'm frightened. I'm running the mainframe by myself tonight and I just got done snap backing a couple of bad tapes out of the silo. Two hours of browsing the net later and NO alerts have come up. Everything is too perfect and quiet. I wish a job would abend or something so I know the CPU's not planning something evil.

edit ~ Wee! backup completon is running which means I'm in the clear. I'm going to sleep.

Million

07-24-2006, 05:14 AM

"The moon is made of green cheese." <--seriously, where the hell did THAT nonsense come from? Even as a small child, this struck me as being wildly retarded. WHY would it be cheese? WHY would it be GREEN cheese? It's not even GREEN in the first place. So why would anyone come to either of those 2 moronic assumptions?

*my co-worker with the huge titties...her last day was Friday. So, this place officially sucks that much more....that's one(two, really) less pieces of eye-candy to look at. Apparently the other sexpot is leaving soon as well...that would leave 1.5 (*one is fuckable for sure, the other is only so-so since she has noassatall, sadly..and her face is a bit iffy sometimes.) I'm also jealous, as Ms. Megatits, since she's going to a much less stressful position---teaching! Yes, I'd go so far as to say teaching would be nowhere near as stressful as this mess...and the pay would actually be better, too.

Perfect Dark Zero is garbage, seriously. Check the "Currently Playing" thread for a few more details of that game's horrible first impression on me. I probably wouldn't even buy that if it were in the 20 dollar cheap section where you see all of last year's sports games and other crap that nobody wants.

mr. newbie

07-24-2006, 07:06 AM

megatits lol. theres 2 'sexpots' at my work. im gonna go with the not as good looking one with the better teeth. inverse ur av lol. cars are expensive.

RaishinX

07-24-2006, 08:16 AM

Hey people, how long does it take for a pair of shoes to arrive that you ordered from an EastBay book? I'm patient, but I'm also in the dark about it.

Rico!

07-24-2006, 08:33 AM

I hate losing my sense of time. Cellphone says ten oclock. I arrive to lab, professor tells me its 11 and i'm an hour late. 0 for the lab. FUCK!!

Can't rely on technology these days...\

---

Sports games, the one genre I never understood. What's so fun about moving a couple of guys around on a screen to score a basket/goal/homerun? Why not just gather a couple of friends at a park on saturday and play a game? NFL Blitz on N64 is the only sports game i play just because of how unrealistic and crazy it is.

Racing titles are also borderline for me. Driving is something we can all do, but none of us can go 150 down the street now can we. Sure we all want to drive fast, but doing it on a controller is just lame. PGR2 is still the only racing game I play once in a blue moon.

mr. newbie

07-24-2006, 02:29 PM

the city cancelled my bus. now i spend 3hrs in the 110 heat. its worth it to leave high school 1yr early though.

Starhammer

07-24-2006, 02:29 PM

awww man. that black news chick on Foxnews never blinks. she's pretty, but damn. those eyes freak me out!!! Must...........Use...............Doggystyle!!!

-Starhammer-

Million

07-24-2006, 05:20 PM

^you're speaking of Harris Faulkner? She has an extremely odd voice, too. I'm actually leaning towards a "no" on the usual "Would you hit it?" question regarding her. Sometimes she looks "eh, good enough"...but something about her is...just strange. Strange in a bad way.

NFL Blitz on N64 is the only sports game i play just because of how unrealistic and crazy it isSee that's what I'm sayin'. I only enjoyed stuff like Blitz, College Slam and NBA Jam, or the baseball mode of Super Monkey Ball(1000000000x more exciting, interesting, and fun that real baseball. Dammit, baseball sucks so much it makes me want to set random things on fire. I despise that sport.)....and Ring King or Mike Tyson's Punch-Out back in the day. I don't want reality. We get enough of reality as it is...and frankly, it fuckin SUCKS. I want to see players literally on fire. I want to see the guys jumping 45 feet in the air for some ridiculous slam dunks. That's the only kind of sports game I'd want to play.

Racing games---yeah, I got tired of those back in the 32 bit era. This is not really for the same reason...although my aversion to realisitic gaming is at play there as well.(I preferred things like Wipeout or Mario Kart, Twisted Metal, etc...well, the latter 2 aren't pure racing, but the point is probably clear enough) I kinda gave up on the racing genre because of how bullshitty the AI cheating was. Ridge Racer series was a prime example. The cpu cars can totally disregard the game's own rules just to win. That Diablo car in the original was the epitome of bullshit....you'd pass him, and he's just there chillin....giving you a head start. Eventually, you've got at least a 2 minute or so lead on him....and in SECONDS he comes up at 999999999 mph and passes you. Oh, and he can make perfect hairpin turns like this is Automan driving the goddamn Cursor in the 80s. Get the hell out of here with that...

So, racing games just stopped being fun for me....because it's only enjoyable against other human competition...since other human players will be bound by the same rules. I had no regular competition, so...I gave up on the entire genre. I'm even hesitant to get cutesy Mario Kart games(or the dozens of Kart clones), because I remember how much bullshit went on in the original Super Mario Kart.

Reality in a game just tends to suck, imo. Another little example...and I've noticed some sports games doing this: naturally, even a great athlete cannot play from beginning to end of an entire game. He/she eventually gets tired, out of breath, needs a timeout or needs t be swapped out for another player for a sec. In games, this directly translates to ---boring, not fun, lame, aggravating. We're in a virtual world here.....WHY the hell are my players getting "tired"? They're polygonal characters with programming scripts! Nothing more! I'll run that bastard from the first second of the game to the last, and he should NOT be fucking tired. Mario and Luigi didn't get tired from running around an entire Mushroom Kingdom trying to save that bitch. "I'm tired.." bullshit.

Starhammer

07-24-2006, 09:35 PM

Roxie

07-24-2006, 09:59 PM

picture of the night...

Airthrow

07-24-2006, 10:57 PM

I'm about to move into my own place, fucking finally. Can't wait to be my own man and not answer to ANYBODY. After this milestone only thing left is to be in college and be able to see my girl every day, and life will be perfect...

mr. newbie

07-24-2006, 11:15 PM

^did you do that whole 80 hour week-sleep in my car- shower at work thing?

VG Emblem

07-25-2006, 03:05 AM

Man, Donnie Darko is a damn interesting movie. They seriously need to make more movies like that.

And more games like Killer 7, or maybe even a sequel to it.

Airthrow

07-25-2006, 03:14 AM

^did you do that whole 80 hour week-sleep in my car- shower at work thing?

I'm doing the 80 hour week thing currently but I can't move in until the 5th or the 8th of August and I have to be out of my mom's house by the first so I'll have around a week of camping in my car in the employee parking lot, I'll probably drive someplace to let me shower, maybe the YMCA or something.

I'll store my stuff at a friend's house.

*InVeRs3*

07-25-2006, 05:13 AM

Man, Donnie Darko is a damn interesting movie. They seriously need to make more movies like that.

And more games like Killer 7, or maybe even a sequel to it.

meh. random + confusing does not = deep and awesome.

Azrael

07-25-2006, 07:46 AM

Do camera phones in America make an un-muteable noise when you take a picture? They do here in Japan. You can almost guess why. The very first models didn't make any noise...and voyeur/upskirt pics increased by like 53,028%. So they fixed that on the quick.

I would imagine they do, when I left America people were still amazed that they could play snake on their cell phones, so I dunno for sure.

Anyway, that all leads up to - yesterday I saw the Greatest Hat Ever. What made it so great is that it was a young Japanese girl wearing this hat. I mean, you could realistically see some frat guy wearing this hat or something, but a Japanese girl? Priceless. I seriously had to stop myself from laughing in her face.

I know it's a bit hard to read, but the text reads "I lost my virginity in Madagascar"

RaishinX

07-25-2006, 08:29 AM

Got my shoes yesterday. Gonna get my I.D. tomorrow. I don't wanna hear any shit outta my parents, either.

Stabby

07-25-2006, 02:08 PM

Why, why, why, why why does the main character of that shitty Barnyard movie have udders if it is a dude!?!

Taito

07-25-2006, 02:23 PM

meh. random + confusing does not = deep and awesome.
Bingo. Even the director admitted it was an unfinished and incomplete movie.

I still thought it was entertaining if you ignore the scifi stuff and just look at it as a retro-80s teen movie..

Diirt_Kiicker

07-25-2006, 03:29 PM

Bingo. Even the director admitted it was an unfinished and incomplete movie.

Wow, so thats why that movie seemed over hyped. Knowing truely is half the battle.

Million

07-25-2006, 04:33 PM

Do camera phones in America make an un-muteable noise when you take a picture? They do here in Japan.Yep, they do. :sad:

I haven't taken many pics though since I got my precious HD cam. When I was taking pics though...I figured out the timing on the camera noise, so I was still able to take a few pics...1 or 2 were posted in this thread, actually.

*that new horror film has Christina Millian AND the girl from Veronica Mars = instant sale for me.

*I found a shitload of Gia La Shay pictures last night thanks to the legendary "BootyBoard". One can never have enough Gia. :sweat:

Mechanica

07-25-2006, 04:40 PM

Do camera phones in America make an un-muteable noise when you take a picture?

Yep, they do. :sad:

... :confused: No they don't, man. Maybe your phone is unmuteable (or you just don't know how to mute the sound), but my phone, along with my friends' phones, all have an option to mute the camera sound. Hahah, oh Japan, I didn't even think of that. :rofl:

monbaby

07-25-2006, 04:49 PM

Sports games, the one genre I never understood. What's so fun about moving a couple of guys around on a screen to score a basket/goal/homerun? Why not just gather a couple of friends at a park on saturday and play a game? NFL Blitz on N64 is the only sports game i play just because of how unrealistic and crazy it is.

I can only speak for myself...

But i play Dat Madden because i LOVE football...

I like every part of the game from GM things like signing and trading players, negotiating contracts to on the field action like using different blitz schemes on defense to running an offense the way i want it to be run...

I love the coaching aspect of football...

When i watch foot ball i'm not waiting for someone to score a TD or for a big play to happen...

I'm looking at every individual aspect of the game from matchups to time on the clock ,etc. etc...

It's like chess using human players...

And only madden caters to the REAL football fans by being as realistic as it can be year after year...

Eventually i'll be in football nirvana when i can actually play 15 minute quater madden games but that's another day...

I actually Hate blitz NBA Jam other type games because it's a slap in the face to what real football/basketball is...

Madden isn't a video game it's real LIFE...

ShinAkumax

07-25-2006, 05:20 PM

So like, some guy at work left his locker unlocked.... so I took his stuff out and put mine in.

Today I found this note that said

" PLEASE REMOVE YOUR ITEMS BY FRIDAY. OR YOUR STUFF WILL BE REMOVED MANAGEMENT KNOWS ABOUT THIS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M whinny bitch. "

I'm thinking of buying a really expensive lock and writting something witty as a responce note like

Playground Rulez Number 53 - You Snooze, you lose.

Or

I am a pirate sir, if you would like me to return your goods then in the high seas I'll see you!

Or

Sure, I'll return your locker and file a complain report about the hunting knife you keep in it, and your pot.

He didn't have pot but hey, do I care?

Anyways - What do you suggest? Is there something funnier I could fo yet?

VG Emblem

07-25-2006, 05:24 PM

meh. random + confusing does not = deep and awesome.
It really wasn't all that random (look up the Wikipedia article and the story is explained in full), and after awhile it's not even that confusing anymore.

I never said it was the best movie ever or anything, it was just interesting.

So like, why the hell does SRK keep asking me to read the posting rules? Is there something I'm missing here?
http://shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=117217

raisingstorm

07-25-2006, 08:51 PM

haven't faped in 5 days. Hurray for me.

mr. newbie

07-25-2006, 09:30 PM

^a challenge? i got 3 days.

Carpet Lint

07-25-2006, 10:28 PM

^a challenge?
Shut up! That shit escalates fast. 5 days, 3 days, some guy says 6 days, a thread pops up, and all of a sudden we have two dozen extremely sexually repressed young males all across America, and next thing you know BAM - mediocore quality Asian girl rape-murder-suicides all over America.

This road leads to damnation. Nothing more.

_______

I love this ad and just trying to figure out what angle they were trying to go for to push the product.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS1m5vzIc4k

It boggles my mind. Exactly what part of that commerical makes it a good commerical? And advertising/marketing majors?

Ah my tay, giggle my foo - DO DO DO DOOOO DOOO DO. Hahaha, awesome.

mr. newbie

07-25-2006, 10:53 PM

well i wanted to enter the prince of masturbation threads but my timing was always off. i seriously think i cant be beat here.

the T1AN

07-25-2006, 10:58 PM

EA & ESPN are releasing a preview of Madden '07 on pay-per-view for...... $20!!! Seriously WTF!

This is almost as mind boggling as me getting 200 page views on myspace yesterday (I usually get like 3)

Million

07-26-2006, 04:10 AM

I'd love to interview the person or persons responsible for the Pet Rock craze. It still amazes me that they got away with that...it's like the pulled a fast one on this entire country. They're probably STILL laughing about it today. They sold ROCKS...marketed as "pets" in a box...and it WORKED. They made serious money off this. It's just fascinating to me.

I will do a tally/estimate of my webshots collection very soon...I'm sure it is an obscene number of pictures. I've been combing that site for about 2 years now...actually, close to 3 years. I'm sure the total number will surprise even me. I even keep certain albums bookmarked if they have good stuff and update regularly. Heh, if only they knew...

raisingstorm

07-26-2006, 06:37 AM

well i wanted to enter the prince of masturbation threads but my timing was always off. i seriously think i cant be beat here.

I'll have a little contest starting now it'll be good motivation, I'll just say I stopped the same time you did to give you a handicap, your gonna need it. Btw - does nocturnal emission count?

SuicidalGrandpa

07-26-2006, 06:42 AM

Only an hour till I get to call my girl :wgrin:

Murt!

07-26-2006, 08:40 AM

snip

Damn you and your kickass avatars to hell.:arazz:

SuicidalGrandpa

07-26-2006, 01:36 PM

I wish my parents would go to bed.

Dan?

07-26-2006, 01:41 PM

I love my new avatar.

More 3s tonight. Gonna focus on my Dudley game primarily cause it has been sorely lacking as of late. I use SAII, so sue me, the dempsey roll is tight.

I picked up Chapelle's Lost Episodes last night and I seriously crapped a brick I laughed so hard.

...it was an actual brick. I guess I must have asked for bricks on my sandwich when I got Subway yesterday.

mr. newbie

07-26-2006, 02:34 PM

I'll have a little contest starting now it'll be good motivation, I'll just say I stopped the same time you did to give you a handicap, your gonna need it. Btw - does nocturnal emission count?

nocuturnal emission doesn't count but sex does. ok so this is day 4. i'm gonna re-channel this energy into a workout. i'm surprised at how serious i am about this. we should make another prince of masturbation thread?

SuicidalGrandpa

07-26-2006, 02:36 PM

You're proud about being on day 4?

Honey, I've been in europe for a month, and on a trip for a week before that.
You can't touch this.

Million

07-26-2006, 03:29 PM

..this one co-worker is so damn hot, especially in her little skirt today...this is despite the fact that she has no ass. It surprises me that an ass-less woman can be so damn cute like this...

I did a search on another co-worker last night, and lo and behold, she's a country singer?! That's...surreal. She had an album out and a video and everything. I wonder what went wrong there....now I am intrigued... I probably shouldn't show the link and info I found, as it reveals her real name and a picture and all that. I tell ya, the picture does no justice...she's much hotter in person. This is interesting though...I wonder why she didn't try to release another album, or get on a new record label....and how much of an advance did she get from the label behind the first album? So many questions...but of course, I come off as a total creep if I just asked her all this out of the blue. The first question on her mind, naturally, would be *why the hell were you looking me up on the internet last night?!*....and then there would be the inevitable trip to HR/Personnel/Management about that.

*but yeah...do this for people you know; their name in quotes in Google, and perhaps the city/state as well....sometimes you might find interesting information that way.

Mechanica

07-26-2006, 03:36 PM

Damn you and your kickass avatars to hell.:arazz:
Hahaha, I was kind of disappointed because I was going to put diagonal text in the blank little slice, but I just couldn't get it to work how I wanted, but thanks. :wgrin: I used to regularly put effort toward photoshop and started getting pretty good, but then I slowed down and just occasionally used it to make stuff. Forgot a few of my tricks! :sad:

I love my new avatar.

More 3s tonight. Gonna focus on my Dudley game primarily cause it has been sorely lacking as of late. I use SAII, so sue me, the dempsey roll is tight.

Me too. :rofl:

OY OY OY OY OY OY OY, UPPERCUT! Hey I'll try to get online and play you in some 3s if I'm home later.

arcticninja

07-26-2006, 06:01 PM

how come I can't access the arcade any more?

Rico!

07-26-2006, 06:44 PM

my inner thighs are chafed from so much walking. Fuck this shit hurts.

Roxie

07-26-2006, 07:24 PM

powder. gold bond medicated.

NG1313

07-26-2006, 07:39 PM

Shu Qi is a fucking hottie.

Too bad I can't find any worthwhile desktop pictures with Google.

.. Did I completely miss the storyline in The Eye 1, or is the sequel something totally different? It really was a shitty movie, kind of.. but damn, does this girl know how to act! Throughout the film, I was just thinking about being there with her, and ease her mind off of the ghosts who couldn't even touch us anyway.

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/shuqi/shu_qi_2.jpg

abacabb

07-26-2006, 09:23 PM

Shit I cant do my homework because I ran out of ink. This shit blows. I had and easy assignment too. Brain dead easy, bring in an article on racial profiling. I dont know how Im gonna have this printed out before class.

mr. newbie

07-26-2006, 10:04 PM

You're proud about being on day 4?

Honey, I've been in europe for a month, and on a trip for a week before that.
You can't touch this.
you dare insult my sexual repression techniques?ill go through 6 months like daigo through your defense. ill make the thread tomorrow.

VG Emblem

07-26-2006, 10:25 PM

you dare insult my sexual repression techniques?ill go through 6 months like daigo through your defense. ill make the thread tomorrow.
Uhh, how can you make sure people aren't just lying about it? Someone could claim they're not but really are. Remember, this IS the internet.

abacabb

07-26-2006, 10:31 PM

Yeah I lie about stuff all the time. I aint black. My real name is Steven Seegal. I live alone with my mother and I eat cheezwiz all day. I cant remember the last time I have seen my penis.
Edit*Man that shit was whack, Someone Neg me*

Raiko

07-26-2006, 10:36 PM

I say "M.Night Shammysham".
I've heard someone else say "M.Night Shamalamadingdong".
Any other variations I should know about?

Airthrow

07-26-2006, 11:05 PM

DID SOMEONE DELETE MY FUCKING POST? I wanna know if it was deleted since it was considered innapropriate before I post it again, or if I just forgot to click "post quick reply".

SuicidalGrandpa

07-26-2006, 11:21 PM

you dare insult my sexual repression techniques?ill go through 6 months like daigo through your defense. ill make the thread tomorrow.
:lol:

Bowling Pin

07-27-2006, 12:36 AM

Madden isn't a video game it's real LIFE...

No, Madden is a video game. And if REAL football fans shell out full price each year for updated team rosters that add little to the game, then thank fucking god I'm not a REAL football fan.

BUT. If Madden's all you, then more power to you.

Meanwhile, I still play Tetris Attack.

Hunter D

07-27-2006, 01:29 AM

No, Madden is a video game. And if REAL football fans shell out full price each year for updated team rosters that add little to the game, then thank fucking god I'm not a REAL football fan.

BUT. If Madden's all you, then more power to you.

Meanwhile, I still play Tetris Attack.
I'm guessing you don't play madden.

Million

07-27-2006, 04:32 AM

Megyn Kendall might be the hottest girl on FOXnews now. I haven't seen Laurie Dhue in several months now...is she...gone? I haven't seen the former Fox #1 either, Dari Alexander.
oh wow Lauren Green is still on there...thank goodness. Lauren is a 10. I have a vid where she accidentally exposed too much leg during a segment on Fox and Friends...I've bust off to that so many times...

I saw just the other day that Jane Skinner is still on there....I'd tear her ass up too. There's so many hot women in newsmedia...I love it. Interesting, ED Hill looks surprisingly good and MILFy today. I don't usually like her...she has an exceptionally large head, and a lackluster face...eh whatever, CNN time...I need to see my #1 honey, The Soledad™....

They're about to eat spicy ice cream on Fox and Friends. SPICY ICE CREAM. Wha the hell? Ice cream is not supposed to be spicy! This makes about as much sense as "sour chocolate".....and I still don't personally get the whole "sour" thing. IMO, "sour" just means the shit is BAD. It's like saying...here, try our new Mildew Flavor!, or "Cheetohs Moldy and Stale Edition!

I have noticed more than just roster updates in the Madden series, but it still doesn't truly warrant a whole new 50 dollar game every year, imo. That seems more like "patch" or update if ya ask me....and that's definitely possible in the next gen with 2 out of the 3 consoles at least having a HDD....but of course they won't do that, since they make more money with the current system of a new Madden being 50(and now 60, I guess?) bucks every year.

Dan?

07-27-2006, 09:11 AM

I did ridiculously well last night in 3s. I got 6 Perfects and by sheer luck/fate/button mashing/sex appeal kept platinum_pinoy from perfecting my Alex with his Ken to break the curse upon his head. My Dudley performed quite well, and my Necro game revived itself for a little bit. Oh! One of my Perfects was my pink gi Sean against a Yun, and it was quite delicious. Everyone played really well last night, and we even had a new guy come around, so good times were had by all.

When my manager is playing Star Wars: Galaxies, I sit at my little desk and read the SFAC strategy guide. I REALLY want to learn to play II, I'm just such a scrub...

I just got my paycheck cashed, so I might go get a JCVD film tonight.

There's a Smash tournament Saturday, and while I would much rather play in a REAL fighting game tourney, I just want to say at one time I got involved in SOME scene SOMEwhere. I'm saving up, though, so that next year I can go to Evo. My girl said she would go with! Excellent.

Mechanica, we should play on XBL tonight.

VXT

07-27-2006, 12:56 PM

Damn I feel like a 13 year old boy asking this question:

What the hell is a london bridge?

Dan?

07-27-2006, 12:59 PM

I have noticed more than just roster updates in the Madden series, but it still doesn't truly warrant a whole new 50 dollar game every year, imo. That seems more like "patch" or update if ya ask me....and that's definitely possible in the next gen with 2 out of the 3 consoles at least having a HDD....but of course they won't do that, since they make more money with the current system of a new Madden being 50(and now 60, I guess?) bucks every year.

<EA Police> Mr. Million if we could just have a word with you for a moment, we need to discuss your 'notices' about the Madden series. They're very troubling, and you seem to be in need of 're-education'...

raisingstorm

07-27-2006, 01:25 PM

nocuturnal emission doesn't count but sex does. ok so this is day 4. i'm gonna re-channel this energy into a workout. i'm surprised at how serious i am about this. we should make another prince of masturbation thread?

I switched to tightie wighties cause I heard It gives less sperm production and I'm also wearin shorts in the shower so I don't get any ideas. This is harder than I thought, but I will perservere

mr. newbie

07-27-2006, 01:54 PM

DID SOMEONE DELETE MY FUCKING POST? I wanna know if it was deleted since it was considered innapropriate before I post it again, or if I just forgot to click "post quick reply".
post it again. i like reading.

Roxie

07-27-2006, 02:48 PM

Damn I feel like a 13 year old boy asking this question:

What the hell is a london bridge?
It used to be a kick ass school rhyme...now it's fucking shitworthy "song" by Furgie...

abacabb

07-27-2006, 03:22 PM

It used to be a kick ass school rhyme...now it's fucking shitworthy "song" by Furgie...
She made a song about the Londbrigde school rhyme? Whats next, Miss Mary Mack?

Carpet Lint

07-27-2006, 03:28 PM

They're about to eat spicy ice cream on Fox and Friends. SPICY ICE CREAM. Wha the hell? Ice cream is not supposed to be spicy! This makes about as much sense as "sour chocolate".....and I still don't personally get the whole "sour" thing. IMO, "sour" just means the shit is BAD. It's like saying...here, try our new Mildew Flavor!, or "Cheetohs Moldy and Stale Edition!
Sour is still like...a FLAVOUR though. It adds another dimension - I mean, too much salt is arguably just a bad as too much...sourness. Same with hot sauce. ...I don't think you can have too much sweetness though.

I mean, Sour Patch Kids? COME ON SON

You know what I don't get though? And I think only my Chinese brothers know what's up here - bitter melons. Melons that are bitter. Very bitter. And nothing else. And sometimes they cook it with other stuff, so that everything on the dish is bitter.

Hot and sour soup - that's some rockage right there. My chink niggas know what's up.

At least sour is like...not THAT bad. You can add a bit of lemon juice to some lobster or fish and chips or whatever - there's documented examples of tasty foods that contain at least some level of sourness. You can conceivably even add sour to something and make it taste better.

But...bitterness? NOTHING IN THE WORLD can possibly improve by tasting a little bit more bitter.

I just don't understand it. Fucking Chinese people, so retarded.

mr. newbie

07-27-2006, 03:49 PM

Miss Mary Mack?

mack, mack, mack, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back..

all from memory. who made a song about london bridge?

Roxie

07-27-2006, 04:19 PM

London Bridge -- Fergie

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
When I come to the clubs, step aside
Pop the seeds, don't be hating me in the line
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine
I'm Fergie Ferg
Give me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor
Back to back drop it down real low
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho
Because you know what, I don't give a f***
So here we go!

Chorus (x2)
How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London want you to go down
Like London London be going down

Drinks start pouring
And my speech start slowing
Everybody start looking at you

The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose
Now I wishing that I didn't wear these shoes
It's like everytime I get up on the dude
Papparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm gonna get up out my face (oh, shit)
Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, shit)
My lips make you want to have a taste (oh, shit)
You got that? I got the bass

Airthrow

07-27-2006, 05:05 PM

post it again. i like reading.

It was something about this girl at work who is a fucking DUPLICATE of Rokchik and how HORD I want to hit it.

jignat

07-27-2006, 05:23 PM

Juvenile's "Ha" is so funny...

Million

07-27-2006, 05:23 PM

When I was about 10 or 11...I wrote a poem one day about a turd that magically changed colors every 24 hours. It's a shame I didn't keep that... it was inspired from the time I saw a PINK turd by a fire hydrant up the street, on my way to school. That was amazing...I never imagined I'd see a pink turd before. It was a magical experience...thus, a magical tone and concept was born for my poem. It was called The Sure Thing.

abacabb

07-27-2006, 05:44 PM

Rico!

07-27-2006, 07:16 PM

Another roach story from work today (fuck this place is dirty!):

I was told to clean off some machines. I was giving a large roll of paper towels to clean with. So I'm wrapping my hand in paper towels frequently, to clean of machines. Then as I'm doing it for maybe the third time, finger feels something weird inside the tube. I look inside and see a giant roaches dead body. I fucking flipped out and started wiping my hands off crazily. I couldnt stop my hand from twitching. I couldnt beleive I was grabbing that thing so many times.

I'll never look at a roll of paper the same way again.

VG Emblem

07-27-2006, 09:25 PM

You know what I hate? Multiplayer games that are largely based on skill.

Like Tetris DS, for example. It's a great game online, lag free, good competition, but the luck factor almost completely ruins it. Put it like this:

Let's say there's a good player, he ranks as an 8.

Let's say there's an average player, he ranks as a 6.

They play a 1 on 1 match.

"Average" player gets only good blocks that all stack nicely and the straight line one (the light blue one that's just 4 blocks in a row, pretty much the only way to clear 4 blocks at once) always comes when he needs it.

"Good" player keeps getting shit block after shit block that never fall into place nicely, and when he needs a straight line block, it never comes.

Who wins? The average player does, completely based off luck. This is what often happens to me.

Now, I'm not the best. Granted, I am pretty good though. I can stack blocks up really fast and all, but I am horribly unlucky. I have always been unlucky in everything. It's like fact at this point.

But then there's 4 player games, which have items that make it even more luck based. I would win way more 4 player games if it wasn't for the fucking items. Annoying ass shit. It's like how ruined Smash Bros. would be as a competitive game if you couldn't turn off the items.

If they eliminated the luck factor, I think it would be a perfect multiplayer game. The way they could do this is quite simple: Just make both/all players get the same blocks. Then the only way one could beat the other is by generally being better. And give an option to turn off the fucking annoying items, of course.

Bah, that's one reason why I respect fighting games. It's usually completely based on skill, no luck involved...

RoninChaos

07-27-2006, 09:47 PM

DID SOMEONE DELETE MY FUCKING POST? I wanna know if it was deleted since it was considered innapropriate before I post it again, or if I just forgot to click "post quick reply".

Now why would anybody do that shit? Calm down, champ.

Bowling Pin

07-27-2006, 10:32 PM

I'm guessing you don't play madden.

I played Madden like once. And by Madden, I mean Madden '04. I never got into it. I did kind of like Madden '94 on the Genesis though.

How is NFL Head Coach if anyone's played it yet? When I first saw it, I thought, "holy shit, Romance of the Three Maddens!" Is it a sim/strat game? What does it play like?

Stabby

07-27-2006, 10:34 PM

VG Emblem

07-27-2006, 11:30 PM

VG,

Tetris is a bad example, at least in normal play. The skill in the game comes from constructing a playing field which is prepared for any piece. If you get fucked while waiting for something in particular to drop, then you need to re-evaluate how you play.
I would say it's a decent example. In truth, the only good strategy to win in 1 on 1 matches is to get a bunch of Tetrises to make your opponent touch the top. Look at how anybody decent plays; they ALWAYS go for the 4 line clear. Nobody good plays by just getting 1 and 2 line clears most of the time. I've killed people within the first few seconds of the game by just getting 2 Tetrises in the row while they were trying to do the same thing. If one of the times the other person got a blue block before me he would've won, simple as that.

Also, don't forget that starting with the --__ block is always a bad start. Since you either have to carefully position the next block or live with a gap underneath other blocks.

Murt!

07-28-2006, 12:36 AM

I would say it's a decent example. In truth, the only good strategy to win in 1 on 1 matches is to get a bunch of Tetrises to make your opponent touch the top. Look at how anybody decent plays; they ALWAYS go for the 4 line clear. Nobody good plays by just getting 1 and 2 line clears most of the time. I've killed people within the first few seconds of the game by just getting 2 Tetrises in the row while they were trying to do the same thing. If one of the times the other person got a blue block before me he would've won, simple as that.

Also, don't forget that starting with the --__ block is always a bad start. Since you either have to carefully position the next block or live with a gap underneath other blocks.

Tetrises? Maybe tetri? (Sorry, quite bored right now.)

Mechanica

07-28-2006, 12:50 AM

Agh, Dan? I would've been down but I've been hanging out over at friend's houses... However! I believe that tomorrow (technically today) I may be back at my house to do the solitary play-video-games kind of day, and I'm down, send me an FR any time I'm on! I sent you one, so I probably meant to say send me an invite.

EDIT: I say it's Tetrises. Tetruhseez.

Azrael

07-28-2006, 12:53 AM

You also gotta know how to control the size of your stack. If your stack is getting too high, and the 4-block is nowhere in sight, then start forming triples and doubles using other pieces. Drop the height of your stack to keep you out of danger, but make sure that you still have your tetris ability, or at least can get it back within 2-3 pieces.

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I'm going to be moving in with my girlfriend on Tuesday. This is way cool and all...but one thing I realized is that I'm not gonna be able to jack off that much anymore.

Do NOT get me wrong. Sex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> masturbation, no fucking contest. But still, it's nice to have my "me" time every now and then. It's been a part of my life for the past 13 years, it'll be weird for that to change.

07-28-2006, 01:05 AM

Have your response ready now, because if Japanese women are anything at all like American women, she will come at you with "aren't I good enough" etc, or at leasst feel that way.

The answer you want to go with will be "no," but don't say it. It's funny to YOU....she's not gonna laugh.

And things will go reeeal bad...

Hunter D

07-28-2006, 01:15 AM

I'm going to be moving in with my girlfriend on Tuesday. This is way cool and all...but one thing I realized is that I'm not gonna be able to jack off that much anymore.

Do NOT get me wrong. Sex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> masturbation, no fucking contest. But still, it's nice to have my "me" time every now and then. It's been a part of my life for the past 13 years, it'll be weird for that to change.
I guess you are staying in Japan for a good while? I remember you posting about returning to the US soon.

I was watching a porn today. The girl in it had the best tits I have ever seen. She had DD tits that were as perky as small B's. They beautiful thing about them is that they are real. If the chick is an escort I would seriously pay money to fuck her.

VG Emblem

07-28-2006, 01:22 AM

Tetrises? Maybe tetri? (Sorry, quite bored right now.)
XD Maybe it is Tetri, I don't know.

You also gotta know how to control the size of your stack. If your stack is getting too high, and the 4-block is nowhere in sight, then start forming triples and doubles using other pieces. Drop the height of your stack to keep you out of danger, but make sure that you still have your tetris ability, or at least can get it back within 2-3 pieces.
Yeah, I know. I'm not a noob or anything. >_<
(I got almost 23 million points in classic mode and would've gotten more if some retard didn't turn it off. Needless to say, I went apeshit berserk.)

Anyway, yeah yeah, but the thing is, you're not going to overwhelm your opponent by clearing 1 or 2 lines at a time. And I don't think ANY sane player would deny that it does somewhat rely on luck. Seriously, it's so easily fixable, just make both players get the same exact pieces, for God's sake.

AdverseSolutions

07-28-2006, 04:01 AM

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I'm going to be moving in with my girlfriend on Tuesday. This is way cool and all...but one thing I realized is that I'm not gonna be able to jack off that much anymore.

Do NOT get me wrong. Sex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> masturbation, no fucking contest. But still, it's nice to have my "me" time every now and then. It's been a part of my life for the past 13 years, it'll be weird for that to change.

az, you gonna be any closer to osaka? hope your gf isn't a clean nazi like mine sorta was (non-japanese incidentally). cleaning up is terrible. i am currently stewing in my mid-city osaka bachelor pad/pile reading news and writing. a girlfriend would ruin this.

SuicidalGrandpa

07-28-2006, 05:03 AM

Jetlag blows.

Airthrow

07-28-2006, 05:56 AM

WTF? Jack off in FRONT of her Azrael. Or why not just say, "I'm gonna go watch some porn and beat meat, seeya"?

Azrael

07-28-2006, 06:39 AM

The gf doesn't particularly care if I look at porn or jack off or whatever. She watches porn with me on occassion (which is why she can say "fuck me harder" and "I want your cock" in English even though she doesn't really speak English). Her only request is that I don't jack off on the days that I'm gonna meet her. ...She wants me with a Level 3 MAX Meter, none of that Level 1 bullshit.

She also has a beastly sex drive. ...Remember that episode of Futurama where Fry, Zap Brannigan, and Kif got gang jump-sexed by the Amazon women? It's kind of like that. Which is absolutely wonderful, but it's not gonna leave me with any "me" time. In the rare moments where I might be home and she's not, I'm probably gonna be too tired out to even try. Forget Level 1, I wouldn't be able to muster enough for a Gadouken.

And I'm not gonna jack off in front of her. My ex did that to me ("Can I masturbate? No, I don't want to have sex, I just want to do it myself...") and it bothered me to no end. Of course, this happened cause my ex was cheating on me, but even before I knew that it just struck me as not right.

And yeah, I'm gonna be in Japan for two more years at least. Adverse, I'm going to be right in Kyoto city, on the Hankyu line, so going to Osaka will be a piece of cake.

Dan?

07-28-2006, 09:01 AM

SuicidalGrandpa

07-28-2006, 09:09 AM

I should use makoto instead of ken...

Airthrow

07-28-2006, 04:36 PM

I fucking HATE my life sometimes. So as many of you know I am in a long distance relationship...well actually I think of it more like, "It will be a few more months before I can spend the rest of my life with my fiance". So anyways, before I met my GF, I had some experience but not a whole lot. And that SOME experience I got, was with pure, unbridled work ethic. Meaning, I worked my ass off to get any girls to even acknowlege my existence in high school.

But then I find the perfect woman for me yadda yadda, and then all of a sudden bitches sweat my nuts. I swear these scandalous hoes can SMELL when you're owned by another woman's pussy, and it makes them INSTANTLY attracted to you.

So I tell this girl I work with that has some BIG.AZZ.TITTIES. and a cute face that I'm sleeping in my car tonight since I work late until 9pm, and have to be back at work by 4am...and she tells me to spend the night at her STUDIO APARTMENT.

I swear it's like not even real...all of a sudden I am getting offers from females when I CAN'T take them up, whereas a year ago I was crying myself to sleep with the lingerie section of the Sears catalog, engorged manhood in hand.

Why do girls want you 10x more just because another girl has you? Scandalous.

And I'm not gonna jack off in front of her. My ex did that to me ("Can I masturbate? No, I don't want to have sex, I just want to do it myself...") and it bothered me to no end. Of course, this happened cause my ex was cheating on me, but even before I knew that it just struck me as not right.

I dunno, I love having my GF watch me battle the cyclops, and watching her two finger taco tango, I just think you're insecure about it cus of your ho of an ex.

Roxie

07-28-2006, 05:06 PM

Stabby

07-28-2006, 05:06 PM

I'm never going to get killed by a werewolf.

Maybe a vampire, but I think I could hold my own.

There is no fucking way I'm going down by a ghost. Anyone that dies to a ghost sucks completely.

EDIT: Except the broken ghosts. But if I die to a broken ghost, I demand to come back a ghost, too.

Zombies, maybe. But I'd die from the virus or whatever, instead of the actual zombies.

Airthrow

07-28-2006, 05:21 PM

It's an air of cofidence I suppose. It's like, you're living and don't really care too much how the conversation goes, you just like to laugh, then all of sudden they're trying to take you home.

Happens when I'm with someone too...it happend ALOT when I was in my LD relationship. Sooooo weird!

No, the air of confidence thing is the B.S. answer women give that makes them seem like decent women who like confident strong men. The real answer is that they are competitive by nature and what they value is based on what other women value. I don't act any different now than I did before.

A guy could give a fuck less whether a girl is wanted by other men as long as she has big tits and ass.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

07-28-2006, 05:25 PM

Roxie

07-28-2006, 05:26 PM

Well, fuck your theory I am a decent woman, damnit! :razz:

If you already knew, why did you ask? :looney:

Most humans are comptetitive, but how they can they compete with something they know nothing about? I mean, you didn't say, so I had to assume the girl at your job doesn't know you're engaged.

Now, if she does know then that's something completely different!

Airthrow

07-28-2006, 05:30 PM

RoninChaos

07-28-2006, 06:09 PM

Why are you even talking man? No matter what you say, she's always going to try to counter it with "Well..." cause the universe she exists in and the one we exist in are two completely different places so just stop. And it ain't a diss to her. Roxie just looks at the world a certain way and doesn't deal with what a guy deals with in that situation. I know she had dudes rollin' on her when she was with another guy but I think that shit happens regardless. I think the whole "air of confidence" is bullshit too.

Also, get scanadalous with the hoes. Stay at her house and rob her ass fucking blind.

Roxie

07-28-2006, 06:21 PM

....Yeah, I don't think either of us are being increadiably heartfelt on that topic.

Anyway, time for some laughs! Tom Cruise on the Universal Efficacy of Vitamins in Treating Every Medical Problem Known to Man (http://drtomcruisemd.blogspot.com/)

ooh, ohh annnnnd

Oprah Battles High-End French Boutique Racism And the Tyranny of Regular Store Hours: One Woman's Story of a Haute Couture Quasi-Lynching
(http://oprahscrusade.blogspot.com/)

Stabby

07-28-2006, 06:33 PM

Goddamn, I forgot how good of a show Futurama was/is.

Azrael

07-28-2006, 06:39 PM

I dunno, I love having my GF watch me battle the cyclops, and watching her two finger taco tango, I just think you're insecure about it cus of your ho of an ex.
...Yeah, maybe. We have done that together, but I mean just "me" time...crank up the porn and take care of my own business. At any rate, I talked to her about this last night, and she said "Yeah, you're gonna have to give up jacking off. I need you at your Sunday's Best, Soldier." A life without masturbation...is that even possible? Someone call the TV network execs, this is reality gold.

And yeah, when you have a gf you're confident and don't care about other women, and they smell that and pounce on you. There's also a competitive aspect to it, like if she can steal you away from your girl she wins.

EDIT:
To Roxie below - I'm not complaining, no no. "I can't jack-off 'cause my girlfriend's horny all the time." That's...awesome? I just also find it interesting/peculiar.

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So I'm thinking of becoming a male whore.

I'm gonna be kinda strapped for money in the month of August. Since I'm between jobs, I'm going to have all sorts of free time, especially during the day. ...Which is where the male whore comes into play. Well, not a whore exactly...I actually have professional massage training. I could offer "Day Health" services. Professional massage, but then if the client wanted more...um...services, I could do that too. Just for one month, give me an extra couple hundred bucks to make it to mid-September. I think it could be big among the bored housewives.

Roxie

07-28-2006, 06:42 PM

A life without masturbation...is that even possible? Someone call the TV network execs, this is reality gold.

If this is your worst delima, thanks to your g/f, you know your life is pretty good!

bigpoppa

07-28-2006, 07:32 PM

Boobies

Million

07-28-2006, 07:43 PM

haha...Oprah recently denied the rumor that she's fucking Gail. Yeah, my ENTIRE ass, Ms. O. You are SO hitting that. She's one of the most successful women probably in the history of the world....so what's her problem with admitting to being a "carpetbagger"? Decent taste...I'd hit Gail too.

Melissa Rauch from "Best Week Ever" is yet another delicious VH1 Sexpot. I'd fuck her to death.

..still good to see I apparently have quick physical results from even mild workouts. Along with eating more, I started back with the usual routine of various types of push-ups, and lifting some small weights I have. I'm already looking toned up again. I was posing in a mirror just last night...marveling at my amazing form..."ah, look at ya...like something Michelangelo cut...nice...nice..." Oh yeah, I talk to myself while indulging in shameless narcissism.

AdverseSolutions

07-28-2006, 08:20 PM

if oprah were a lesbian i might have to masturbate for days on end.

az holler at me on the keitai if you're in town. work owns me and i hardly ever leave osaka now

Lantis

07-28-2006, 08:45 PM

OMFG.... WTF was with this fat Monique bitch and her unshaven legs on "The View"? That mass of lard is disgusting already as it is, and she goes on national TV and shows her hairy legs. :wasted: DIE PLZ KTHNKBYE!

And upon watching "Girls Next Door"...I must say...what do these hot pieces of ass see in Hugh Hefner? Why do you bimbos want to make us believe he is the sweetest guy in the world? Bullshit. You all want dibs on his fortune when he finally kicks the bucket. I wonder how many bitches has he gathered on the payroll already?

They also showed Hefner's sons, who I think are around 13-14.... Imagine the parent/son talks between them....

Hefner: *takes son outside to the balcony and shows his garden filled with naked ladies* My son...one day...all this...will be yours!

I would break down and cry right there. :sad:

Roxie

07-28-2006, 08:55 PM

I <3 Monique

AdverseSolutions

07-28-2006, 09:13 PM

hairy legs are hot

Pained Auron

07-28-2006, 09:41 PM

:rofl:

i'm gonna kill you one day. when you least expect it, ima kill you; and smile while i kill you

L.one H.iryu S.aga

07-28-2006, 10:02 PM

i'm gonna kill you one day. when you least expect it, ima kill you; and smile while i kill you

Ever, serious question here: When aren't you completely infatuated with my nubian nutbar?

...Damn.

I hate you.
I hate Athan.
I hate Fireiswet.

All three of you homo tator tots make me ashamed to be a minority.

Please go away.

SuicidalGrandpa

07-28-2006, 10:13 PM

Ready to go home tomorrow.

Rico!

07-28-2006, 10:41 PM

I feel like shit today. Better just go to bed.

TheSix

07-28-2006, 10:46 PM

Man...I don't know what to think about the movie "Million Dollar Baby". It starts out good, and im completely interested for the first hour and a half....but that ending. I don't know whether I should like it or not. It was unexpected how it ended...but damn that was depressing.

SuicidalGrandpa

07-28-2006, 10:47 PM

I tired

Mango91

07-29-2006, 12:35 AM

I just figured out that the dude who does Mugen's japanese voice from samurai champloo also does the voice for Moses on Tales of Legendia! AWESOME

VG Emblem

07-29-2006, 12:54 AM

It's uncanny the pattern of my daily Tetris DS Wi-Fi play.

One day I'll go on a winning streak, raising my rank considerably. Then the next day is a mass losing streak, sinking my rank considerably.

Today was a winning streak day. I went up from 5200 or so to 5800. Now tomorrow I almost guarantee I'll sink back to 5200. If I can just get 2 or even 3 winning streak days in a row, my rank would probably be at around 6300 or so. (Which is really good, I think the highest rank I've ever seen someone with is 6800.)

Also, for the first time today I saw someone with a rank in the 3000s. I thought it was impossible. I just completely thought it was impossible to suck that much. You start with 5000, and usually the weaker players have a rank between 4500-4900 or so, but Goddamn. 3800 points, I thought it was impossible.

FistsofFury

07-29-2006, 03:10 AM

I met Phil Collen from Def Leppard last week, walking through the downtown area where all the rich people live.

I thought he was from Styx. I don't listen to either band much.

I told him I knew who he was and wasn't going to alert the public of his presence. He chuckled, then I asked him what it was like to still be making albums. He said that it was easier now because the band had been through so much. Then I walked to my car.

SNAAAAKE

07-29-2006, 07:03 AM

I had sex last last friday

with a 34 year old mom I met on myspace. yeah...I am officially a motherfucker(assuming she has kids or something). might post pics too :looney:

RaishinX

07-29-2006, 07:09 AM

(assuming she has kids or something). might post pics too :looney:

She'd have to, for her to be considered a 'mom'. Green light for the pics btw.

Dan?

07-29-2006, 09:24 AM

Snaaaaaaaaake, this thread is useless without pics.

Fisty, Def Leppard sucks, but Styx is pretty tight. You should have asked him to pour some sugar on you.

I slept eight hours last night. That's the most sleep I've gotten in a month.

I've got this bread from a bakery that a chef friend hooked me up with and it's friggin delicious.

Million

07-29-2006, 10:21 AM

...what the hell? How are women's arms turning me on suddenly?! This is a rather odd development. If it is yet another fetish...I've certainly never heard of it(*will do some quick internet research after this post). More and more I have taken notice of some good arms on a girl, almost as much as I would notice a fantastic pair of legs. This is just not really making sense, as female arms have never had a sexual connotation. It is rare that I am perplexed by something found in my usual constant self-psychological-analysis. Just today, I paid rent...and this broad "Allison" was there....she's definitely a hot piece...and I couldn't help but notice how great those arms were....I was getting turned on by the visual of her arms. ARMS! That is almost as strange to me as people who honestly get turned on by feet.

...I've noticed that it's the curvy arms that really "work" for me. I'm not talking muscle tone...but some soft thickness, much like what I expect to see in a good pair of legs.

an arm fetish? What the hell? WHAT the hell? And why now? I've never paid too much attention to a woman's arms before...all through childhood and teen years; nothing. I've always paid more attention to the lower half of a woman.

Airthrow

07-29-2006, 04:13 PM

I think I told you guys there's a girl at the bank I deposit my checks at who is feeling me? Anyways I know for sure she likes me now, cus I went in today and no one was there...so the manager says "I can help you down here..." and the girl is next to her. And I do my business with the manager and then the girl says "How was work today?" and I said it was fine and asked her how she'd been. She totally didn't have to say anything to me. And then I asked her if she was wearing shoes today, cus I noticed last time she was barefoot behind the counter, and she got super embarrassed. It was quite cute, and she's cute as hell.

Edit: I forgot to mention, the bitch manager was cockblocking me. She said "They do it to stay COMFORTABLE" all snappy at me, as if I was saying it like it was a bad thing that they go barefoot behind the bank counter. I was obviously flirting so that cold bitch should've stayed out of my grill.

I am not even a good looking guy and lately I have been having to shun the women thrown my way, I know it's a gay sounding thing to complain about but when you are already sexually frustrated and girls with big tits and cute faces are telling you you can spend the night at their house, etc and you can't act on it cus you're committed, it fucking sucks ass. I should drown this shit in porn and videogames.

SNAKE, post pics!
...snip

Actually I feel you on this in a way... I have a huge hand fetish. I dunno how to describe it but the hands have to be feminine...short nails are ok, but the nails have to be SPOTLESS clean for me to find the hands attractive, and the nails can't be...cut short in the guy way or anything, that's gross. Girls with dirty nails DISGUST me. I work manual labor and I don't keep dirt under my nails, so if you have some, you're just a nasty motherfucker.

Million

07-29-2006, 05:00 PM

eh, the most I will do in evaluation of hands is just for the age-range determination. I've noticed that it's easy to spot older women by how gnarled the hands are. A woman could look great and deceptively young in every way...and then you notice her hands look like the hands of the Cryptkeeper....and that right there tells you "oops..looks like she's been around for awhile...probably 38 or older."

...of course, not that this is a disqualifier. I still have the MILF/"Mrs. Robinson" fantasy that most guys have at some point. Lately there has been a *slight* possibility....I've noticed some flirtatious looks from a woman at work. She's not really that bad looking...but not that hot either. I looked her up in our system, and it turns out she's 38. Now here are the major flaws: She smokes regularly, and has at least one child I've seen. That's a double-whammy there....it's hard to ignore flaws like that. I suspect she's messing around with this other younger guy at work already though...I've seen them leave together on lunch a few times...anyway...Allison's arms today had me mesmerized. I was looking at every nuance, curve, the quality of skin*(she had no blemishes or other marks...it was perfect), and how nice the crease between the arm and the body looked when her arms were just in natural "down" position...

*I saw a clip of "He Got Game" while waiting on my car today....Sanaa Lathan has some sexy arms too...

I saw an ass that was unbelievable at Walmart just awhile ago. Really, the girl was in Buffie the Body's league. It looked surreal...like she was wearing a fake booty device or prosthesis....

Cheap Livin: Tostitos brand salsa = 2.50. I decided to look around....*BAM* Walmart's own "Sam's Choice" Salsa = 1.64 for a jar that was about twice the size of the Tostitos shit. If it turns out to be just as good or better in terms of taste....Tostitos just lost that battle forever.