The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Murt!]

ok look POISON IS A WOMAN. ALLL VAGINA ALL CLITORAL DAY!

No she's not. Canonical Capcom sourcebooks dictate that she is indeed a tranny. I'm fully aware that Billy and Sid are there because of censorship.

[SuicidalGrandpa]

I can't believe I've gotta work off $500 bucks that I owe my parents.

Gah, long distance relationships can get expensive. Especially with a shit plan like Verizon.

[mr. newbie]

No she's not. Canonical Capcom sourcebooks dictate that she is indeed a tranny. I'm fully aware that Billy and Sid are there because of censorship.

damn my dreams :sad: :sad: crushed. its very progressive of capcom to put jamie in a videogame though. :tup: for acceptance.

[Murt!]

damn my dreams :sad: :sad: crushed. its very progressive of capcom to put jamie in a videogame though. :tup: for acceptance.

Tranny or not, Poison is considerably hot.

[Lantis]

Tranny or not, Poison is considerably hot.

Bloody, is that you? :confused:

[Murt!]

Bloody, is that you? :confused:

Shhhh tell no one

[Mechanica]

I hope the Brown Bear Car Wash by my place is hiring... I'd get a job there.

[VG Emblem]

Man, if I could choose one game to be made that I know would probably never happen, it would be Guilty Gear XX Slash on the 360.

Think about it. If they could somehow make it lag free, I think it could be a huge hit. The reason why people never really played GG XX#R on Live was because of the shit lag....

It would be too perfect. I would play that shit all day, everyday. Kinda how I did with #R, but I would probably be way more serious about it since there might actually be competition if it was lag free.

...that's my dream, and it will probably remain a dream forever. :sad:

[TS]

These white kids dressing "black," or "hood" or "street" or whatever...really pisses me off. Not even for any good reason....they all just look like they have a chip on their shoulder that I need to knock off.

What made me sad the other day though, was when I realized that...it's not going to stop. There are a bunch of kids who grew up listening to 50 Cent and are now conditioned to walking around in gigantic T-shirts and shit, they're going to be doing this shit for years to come...at least another 5 years, for a lot of them. My thinking is that pretty much all guys will keep dressing like how they are at about seventeen years old, for the rest of their life. Eventually they get married or find a non-retarded girlfriend, she makes him dress less-retarded, because his ass will just become embarassing after a certain number of years.

Don't get me wrong...these black kids are pissing me off, too...especially with the giant white shirts. Seriously, that shit is long dead...people are doing shirt necromancy and shit...It's like Weekend at Bernie's. But for some reason it's slightly more retarded when white/latino kids do it.

I would seriously make the giant shirts illegal, if I could. Seriously.


And what the fuck is up with parents letting their kids wear shirts with guns and knives and shit on them. The Scarface shirts are slightly retarded, also...moreso, because I'd bet money 90% of the people I see in those shirts haven't seen the movie...some of them aren't even old enough to legally see it.

And the spoof shirts...so retarded. So retarded. Oh shit, a (gigantic fucking) shirt with the Pillsbury Doughboy on it surrounded by money...Dough-boy...get it? Hahahaha, so clever. Fucking ridiculous shirts with Earnie and Bert from Sesame Street being all gangster and shit...

Retarded...

(no offense to any of you who wear these shirts in areas where I don't see the shits a dozen times every day)

[Million]

Ah, Power Rangers Generations is finally getting around to the part where they eased into the In Space era. I forgot how hot Patricia Ja Lee is. She's got to be one of the hottest asians that has ever existed. And then there is Ashley...who I have recently decided is the #1 hottest ranger of all time....yes, surpassing my former #1 Kimberly.

I will begin recording once they get into In Space...hopefully they show the unforgettable Ashley-upskirt scenes. When I first saw that...I seriously couldn't believe that happened in a Power Rangers episode.

*haha...I notice obvious censorship in the tv version of Divatox. In "Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie", Diva had those titties on display. There was SO much clevage going on there.....not so for tv version Diva.

*I agree now with whoever commented on this recently. There's a new animated movie out..."Barnyard" or something. One of the main characters is a cow...but the character is male!? What the fuck?!

[AdverseSolutions]

rokchik: send million your panties

[ShinAkumax]

I had sex last last friday
with a 34 year old mom I met on myspace. yeah...I am officially a motherfucker(assuming she has kids or something). might post pics too :looney:

Welcome to the club. Ride that train while it last cause... it's going to end sooner that you would like :sad:

[Bowling Pin]

I'm going to quit jerking for a week, and see if I can use Chakra right after. Wish me luck.

[ShinAkumax]

This man is seriously funny. He must be black or something.

[Million]

that would be awesome...a lack of jerk-sessions, and a few days later you can "RASENGAN!" yeah, I'd say it would be worth it for godly superpowers like that.

[Rico!]

Today was another one of those days where my mind just snapped. It takes a lot to make me angry, and a ton of things just collectively did it.

Now I wont go into those things, but I'm still baffled as to why people find it so convenient to try and become friendly with me when i'm in these moods. I'm sitting there QUIETLY trying to think to myself and everyone seems to have traveled on one bus together because they all want to say hi to me and have conversations one after the other. I hope that bus crashes with all of you inside next time dammit!

Grey hair within the next 5 years. I guarentee it.

[SuicidalGrandpa]

Just found out they have local tournaments for Street Fighter. Fuck yeah.

[Murt!]

Man, if I could choose one game to be made that I know would probably never happen, it would be Guilty Gear XX Slash on the 360.

Think about it. If they could somehow make it lag free, I think it could be a huge hit. The reason why people never really played GG XX#R on Live was because of the shit lag....

It would be too perfect. I would play that shit all day, everyday. Kinda how I did with #R, but I would probably be way more serious about it since there might actually be competition if it was lag free.

...that's my dream, and it will probably remain a dream forever. :sad:

I think it depends on how well other 2D fighters fare. With the release of Hyper fighting this Wednesday, we'll see how the download rates go.

[VG Emblem]

I think it depends on how well other 2D fighters fare. With the release of Hyper fighting this Wednesday, we'll see how the download rates go.
I still doubt it'll EVER happen. Really, #R got over here on a complete whim, it wasn't even planned. And, even for $20, the sales weren't great.

My main concern, even more than it ever coming out for the 360 in the first place, is the lag. I'm pretty sure it's completely possible to have a lag free 2D fighter, especially since I heard the XBox Live network was completely streamlined and improved from the original Xbox's. But of course, they'll most likely half-ass it completely.

[Roxie]

rokchik: send million your panties
:confused:...............no.












:wasted:

[Million]

heh, reminds me...I haven't stolen panties in quite awhile. The opportunity just isn't there anymore, especially in this new apartment complex.

*hmm...is it possible to have a non-alcoholic "drinking problem"? I swear it's like I require far more drinks than the normal person. 1 juge of orange juice ...that's like 2 days, sometimes less for me. Drinks don't fill ya up like food does...and if it's good...it's just hard to stop the drinking. I could get a jug of apple juice tomorrow, and it will be completely finished on the 2nd day. I don't like water as much as juice drinks or chocolate milk...but if I did...it's my estimation that I could finish off a gallon bottle....yeah, about 2 days....and that's assuming I used some measure of self-control. With no "holding back" it would be gone in less than a day.

[Scorpio_G]

heh, reminds me...I haven't stolen panties in quite awhile. The opportunity just isn't there anymore, especially in this new apartment complex.

*hmm...is it possible to have a non-alcoholic "drinking problem"? I swear it's like I require far more drinks than the normal person. 1 juge of orange juice ...that's like 2 days, sometimes less for me. Drinks don't feel ya up like food does...and if it's good...it's just hard to stop the drinking. I could get a jug of apple juice tomorrow, and it will be completely finished on the 2nd day. I don't like water as much as juice drinks or chocolate milk...but if I did...it's my estimation that I could finish off a gallon bottle....yeah, about 2 days....and that's assuming I used some measure of self-control. With no "holding back" it would be gone in less than a day.

You never tried drinking smoothies once in a while? Depending on how you make it a smoothie is more refreshing and fulling than drinking juice and its healthier besides, some juices only contain 10 percent of juice.

And I noticed that sometimes when your hungry sometimes you need a big glass of water. :) Drinking milk and juice all the time isnt really healthy. Maybe your consuming too much salt? :sweat:

[Roxie]

I drink Bolthouse Farms Smoothies (http://www.bolthouse.com/html/cs_strawban_juice_n.html) cause they're dairy free, delicious, and all natural.

[Million]

I drink a lot of water too...I just don't like it as much as juices and chocolate milk.(no drink anywhere beats chocolate milk, imo. It is the absolute #1.) Surely this is healthier than if I drank pepsi/coke/7up all day.

7up beats the shit out of coke and pepsie, btw....and Fresca beats 7up from what I remember. It's rare that I even see a Fresca in stores these days. I love the cheapass Big K from Kroger's though...it's hard to resist 2 liters of drink for 59 cents. It's Kiwi Strawberry most of the time for me.

*I was intrigued, and finally googled Lilly Allen. Very cute...yes, hittable for sure. Very much so. I bet she could give an exceptionally good ride.

[Carpet Lint]

cause they're dairy free
Hahahahahahaha

What's funnier than lactose intolerance? Honestly. I can't name a damn thing.

[Airthrow]

I'm scared of when I will finally stop working my current job. I literally eat WHATEVER I WANT all day if I want and don't gain any weight since I do heavy labor for about 11-16 hours a day. I haven't gained a pound since I started work here a month ago and I eat fast food maybe 5 times a week...I do tend to pack healthy but high calorie lunches though (a tupperware full of my rice concoction with boiled eggs, hotdogs, broccoli, carrots and hoisin or soy sauce).

I will always be a chubby guy no matter what I have resigned myself to love handles, but at least now I do have some pretty good muscle too. I will surely baloon up if I stop working at Seatac and continue eating whatever the hell I want.

[Roxie]

what? why's that funny? :confused:
...they are dairy free....I'm lactose intolerant.

You fucking ninja edited that.

Anyway, I don't shy away from any dairy product. Either I have my lactose pills or I'll suffer the consequences. I'm not letting shit (literally) ruin some good ass chocolate milk.

Cause chocolate milk IS a meal.

bolthouse farms just happens to be dairy free and delish!

[Million]

y'know...I wonder if skunk shit smells worse than shit from other animals. I wonder if it is naturally superior in funk...or does it need to be comboed wth the skunk spray attack? heh, a skunk can run a combo of funk; the shit, the spray...and perhaps the fart? That's a 3-hit combo of funk....interesting.

*it still makes me laugh that dogs can't handle chocolate. Seriously, I could just think of that...and I will start laughing. If I actually saw a dog eat chocolate...oh I'd be on the floor laughing my ass off.

*ever notice that ever group of friends requires a guy who is like the "laugh track"? This is actually part of the apparent formula for morning talk radio shows...and it's true in every day life. We all need that one person with the ridiculous laugh....in order to improve the comedic value of things that were already funny. My grandfather had a friend that would come over....this man had the most hilarious laugh I've ever heard in life. It was a "cackle"...like imagine the Joker(Mark Hamil version), but even more shrill and high pitched....sometimes it sounded like someone was stabbing him in the side. I didn't know what they were talking about, but when he laughed, I laughed.
My best friend in high school, Vince....he was the laugh-track guy, basically. He also had a "cackle"....it was similar to KC from the Howard Stern show...it was funny just to hear him on the verge of cracking up....we'd hear that exhaling, kinda wheezy sound, and you know the laugh is coming. It was great.

[*InVeRs3*]

Jucies aren't healthy? but they're made of fruits!?

Burgers aren't healthy? It has bread, cheese, meat, and veggies. All that is missing is fruit.

Man, whenever I try and eat healthy I find out that whatever I'm eating will give me cancer of the soul. Nothing you do is safe.

[ShinAkumax]

I still don't understand how come burgers, pizza and friend chicken are bad for you. Specially fried chicken. Isn't it all protein anyways?

[Roxie]

it's the fat and calories.

if you made the burger with whole wheat buns, low fat cheese and beef with very little fat, perhaps it wouldn't be so bad. but it's still alot of calories in a tiny punch....it's not that's inherently bad, it's that ppl tend to eat more than just one

[Lantis]

All I eat these days are burgers, fries, fried chicken, potato chips, chocolate, cookies, and sometimes even pizza. So far I have not gotten over A SINGLE POUND!

You bitches wished you had my metabolism. :wgrin:

[FistsofFury]

it's the fat and calories.

if you made the burger with whole wheat buns, low fat cheese and beef with very little fat, perhaps it wouldn't be so bad. but it's still alot of calories in a tiny punch....it's not that's inherently bad, it's that ppl tend to eat more than just one


I always assumed people just ate an ungodly amount of the stuff. Like more than once a day Big Mac type vibe.

On the subject:

I enjoy the Stacker very much. I was always the guy that ordered his burgers without any green stuff on em, and now I can just say 'a quad stacker' and that is it! And the shit is good, but you need a moment of extreme relaxation...just so your body can battle that Hydra.

And I only get about one a week.

[TheSix]

Wow. I cannot believe what happened today. There I am in Target looking at a new desk for my room and who do I see - Sister Bitch Ass Nora. She was my old 4th grade teacher that I would sentence to have her limbs chopped off minute by minute if I had the chance. This bitch use to single me out in class for no reason whatsoever, she took my Gameboy Color during recess(We had no policy on the things mind you and no other teacher cared) and ERASED my Pokemon game save that I had been working on for months. On top of all that, on numerious occasion she would keep me inside during lunch preventing me from getting the lunch that we had to pay for in the morning. Not to mention all the lies she told to my mom during those damn parent teacher conferences.

Anyway, she recognized me and all of a sudden wants to act nice like we had some type of mutual bond or some shit.

Her - "Why hello there Jonathan! How have you been? Last time I saw you was the 8th grade recital."
*Me looks at her like she is crazy
Me - "....FUCK YOU!."
*Walks off

Man that felt good. Im talking "went to see Snakes on a Plane, pizza, porno style sex, and then a big 10 minute shit" good.

It pains me that the bitch is still alive. Too bad they don't have stairs in Target(the mircowaves are tied down).

[FistsofFury]

Holy fuck Six..that took balls. Did you look behind you? You should have.

-EDIT-
=Should there be an SRK GD Year End Awards this year? Eitherway I don't want to do it.

[VG Emblem]

Hey guys, I require your assistance.

List me off some of the common chatspeak words.

Here's what I've got so far:

u
ur
gurl
plz
sum1
some1
any1
b4

[Murt!]

stuff

what happened with that english project you had to do?

[VG Emblem]

what happened with that english project you had to do?
Half-assed it, got a C. Got a D in the class but I don't give a shit; that class was more work than all my other classes combined.

If I actually did everything I would have absolutely no free time and an A isn't worth that.

[Manx]

@#$!@#$!@&# Gmail is down and I'm waiting to get something off Yousendit. On a good note, however, I got a PBnJ sandwich I forgot about in the break room. :tup:

[*InVeRs3*]

Wow. I cannot believe what happened today. There I am in Target looking at a new desk for my room and who do I see - Sister Bitch Ass Nora. She was my old 4th grade teacher that I would sentence to have her limbs chopped off minute by minute if I had the chance. This bitch use to single me out in class for no reason whatsoever, she took my Gameboy Color during recess(We had no policy on the things mind you and no other teacher cared) and ERASED my Pokemon game save that I had been working on for months. On top of all that, on numerious occasion she would keep me inside during lunch preventing me from getting the lunch that we had to pay for in the morning. Not to mention all the lies she told to my mom during those damn parent teacher conferences.

Anyway, she recognized me and all of a sudden wants to act nice like we had some type of mutual bond or some shit.

Her - "Why hello there Jonathan! How have you been? Last time I saw you was the 8th grade recital."
*Me looks at her like she is crazy
Me - "....FUCK YOU!."
*Walks off

Man that felt good. Im talking "went to see Snakes on a Plane, pizza, porno style sex, and then a big 10 minute shit" good.

It pains me that the bitch is still alive. Too bad they don't have stairs in Target(the mircowaves are tied down).

Good thing you showed her. Some teachers do not deserve to teach. Many are incompetent, and many just don't care about teaching period. I'm not saying this because I'm a douche, I've had a few very good teachers.

[AdverseSolutions]

Half-assed it, got a C. Got a D in the class but I don't give a shit; that class was more work than all my other classes combined.

If I actually did everything I would have absolutely no free time and an A isn't worth that.

I'm looking forward to watching VG emblem fail all his classes and lose the ability to pay for the internet.

[*InVeRs3*]

Can someone ID this quote? It goes something like....

just because you say a clever quote doesn't mean it's right

and

quotes suck, let me hear what YOU have to say.

[arcticninja]

yeah, I don't think vge pays for his internet himself.

[Mechanica]

I drink Bolthouse Farms Smoothies (http://www.bolthouse.com/html/cs_strawban_juice_n.html) cause they're dairy free, delicious, and all natural.
Man, I love the vanilla chai ones. I get them at QFC whenever I can. They're dairy-free, though? Lame! haha

[RaishinX]

Why have you not accepted my FR? Hooker.

Attempted to play Tekken 5 tonight, and I was having fun and all, but wtf is this "Lei can regenerate health" business? Seemed pretty unfair to me...

That new av is rocksauce! I didn't even realize Lei can regenerate. I knew about Yoshimitsu. Watch out for Nina, word on the streets is she's a bitch.

[neodominal]

Can someone ID this quote? It goes something like....

just because you say a clever quote doesn't mean it's right

and

quotes suck, let me hear what YOU have to say.

upon poking around some, think you may be after >>>

Voltaire:
A witty saying proves nothing.

and / or

Ralph Waldo Emerson:
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

and / or

W. Somerset Maugham:
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

[Adam Warlock]

Bolthouse farms is the shit. I drink all the flavors except "Carrot Juice."

[Roxie]

even the green one?

[Adam Warlock]

even the green one?
it's called "Green Goodness" for a reason. I like them all except carrot...because it tastes like carrot...

[PimpC]

it's called "Green Goodness" for a reason. I like them all except carrot...because it tastes like carrot...
Green Goodness???
nigga that's weed.

[Dan?]

-EDIT-
=Should there be an SRK GD Year End Awards this year? Eitherway I don't want to do it.


Did I win best new poster of '05? Please say people like me.[/Attention Whore]

That new av is rocksauce! I didn't even realize Lei can regenerate. I knew about Yoshimitsu. Watch out for Nina, word on the streets is she's a bitch.

Yeah, he regenerates health with away + triangle + square, if memory serves. He can just sit there and whack his canteen all the live-long day.

[*InVeRs3*]

upon poking around some, think you may be after >>>

Voltaire:
A witty saying proves nothing.


Thanks, that's one of them.

[FistsofFury]

quotes suck, let me hear what YOU have to say.


You know...I love quotes. And sometimes someone else has said somethign better. Just better period.

And yeah a witty saying proves nothing, but a lot of quotes are more than witty sayings. The good quotes are.

[Roxie]

Oh! Lily's Album is out today...I think I'll legit buy it..Along with Corriene Baily Rae, some Yann Tiersen and the offical replica of the Aztec Gold Coin from PoC1.

Is it just me or does that new singer Cassie shaped like a young boy?

[Rico!]

anyone know how to get the odor out of sneakers?

[Roxie]

....aren't you on the internet?

http://www4.shopping.com/xDN-Personal_Care-Odor-dr__scholl_s~V-grid

[Rico!]

but do those get rid of existing smells?

[mr. newbie]

^head to any drug store and grab some foot and sneaker spray. works pretty good.

[VG Emblem]

I'm looking forward to watching VG emblem fail all his classes and lose the ability to pay for the internet.
It won't happen. I fucked up this year, but I'm usually a good student. I'm just lazy and I hated that teacher for being a cold bitch.

[mr. newbie]

so i got to use wench and lady of the night. they're so effective because you know its offense but nobody says it.


i, like all civilized people, hate myspace. unfortuneatly i'm going to have to make one to talk to some girl. its the power of vagina vs my hate for myspace. i'm gonna call this a victory over vagina. vov.

i love that. vov

[fishjie]

interesting when i make posts it doesnt save my text formatting such as spaces........

[Roxie]

http://hopeisemo.com/

[Adam Warlock]

I use "wench" on the regular.

[Million]

I love Olivia Munn so much. There's just no other asian that can compete with her. She just said it's actually flattering to hear a guy rubs one out while thinking of her. Now, this is likely bullshit said just to get a cheap laugh on the show....I don't know, but I don't care. She gets even more cool points for saying it....and I'd love to tell her(in person of course) about my sessions...at least the ones where I have her in mind. Surprisingly that's not often, but I'll definitely devote a particular session to her later tonight....just because she made that comment.

*haha...and yeah...I did notice that Olivia has some nice arms...in addition to nice everything else...

*what are the ladies opinions on that, anyway? I'm sure it's not the case, and most of you would be completely freaked the hell out if a guy told you her jerked off while thinking of you. Another sub-component of the question...would it matter if you heard this from the guy himself, or if you found out...like say his friend was just in a silly asshole of a mood and told you how he has "sessions" about you every other night? Also, would it matter if you found the guy attractive, or if he was an ugly slob?

Personally, of course I'd find it pretty damn hot if I found out some cute girl occasionally pleasured herself while thinking of me. That would be SUCH an ego boost....and of course I'd try to react accordingly to that bit of information.(*try to get something going on, if she's attractive) I would never be creeped out....so yeah, it would be fine even if the girl in question was fat and ugly. It would still be at least something of an ego boost....or at the very least...something to laugh at.

[ShinAkumax]

it's the fat and calories.

if you made the burger with whole wheat buns, low fat cheese and beef with very little fat, perhaps it wouldn't be so bad. but it's still alot of calories in a tiny punch....it's not that's inherently bad, it's that ppl tend to eat more than just one

Oh. that makes sense. But does fat make you fat? Your body always maintain the same number of fat cells. I know fat clogs your arteries but doesn't it do that cause you can't actually digest it. I thought sugar made you fat, not fat.

[VG Emblem]

Hey guys, I require your assistance.

List me off some of the common chatspeak words.

Here's what I've got so far:

u
ur
gurl
plz
sum1
some1
any1
b4
I still need help on this...

[Murt!]

so i got to use wench and lady of the night. they're so effective because you know its offense but nobody says it.


i, like all civilized people, hate myspace. unfortuneatly i'm going to have to make one to talk to some girl. its the power of vagina vs my hate for myspace. i'm gonna call this a victory over vagina. vov.

Exactly why I joined myspace. It makes hooking up w/ females that much easier.

P.S. Get Hyper Fighting tonight so we can play.

[ShinAkumax]

I still need help on this...

http://www.noslang.com/dictionary.php

[Carpet Lint]

Olivia Munn! So that's where I heard that name before - I don't think I've ever seen G4 before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssdfqTwZXY0

That butterfly song straight up kills me.

[TS]

Harlot is a good word.

[Ne0phyte]

*what are the ladies opinions on that, anyway? I'm sure it's not the case, and most of you would be completely freaked the hell out if a guy told you her jerked off while thinking of you. Another sub-component of the question...would it matter if you heard this from the guy himself, or if you found out...like say his friend was just in a silly asshole of a mood and told you how he has "sessions" about you every other night? Also, would it matter if you found the guy attractive, or if he was an ugly slob?

Personally, of course I'd find it pretty damn hot if I found out some cute girl occasionally pleasured herself while thinking of me. That would be SUCH an ego boost....and of course I'd try to react accordingly to that bit of information.(*try to get something going on, if she's attractive) I would never be creeped out....so yeah, it would be fine even if the girl in question was fat and ugly. It would still be at least something of an ego boost....or at the very least...something to laugh at.
I've had a few people say that to me, and honestly it was flattering. To me it doesn't depend on the guy. It's the idea that a person is sexually attracted to you period, and that's never not flattering. There's nothing unflattering about being desired. I don't think it's "hot", but it is an ego boost. There's such a difference between someone telling you you're cute, and someone telling you you are fuel for their sexual pleasure.

I honestly did not know females masturbated to actual things... I'm so late and ignorant of everything sex related. I rarely masturbate, if ever, and when I do my mind doesn't work at all. I only do it when I'm already in that mood; I never try to put myself in that mood first. That seems odd to me.

Anyway, does anyone else here have A.D.D.? Mine is getting worse as time progresses and it's really getting me down. I can't do so many things that I used to do-_-

[Roxie]

I think, perhaps, there are better, much more tactful ways of saying you're sexually attracted to someone.

[Million]

heh, I'm really, really open about things with my best friend and his wife....but even for me...it would probably be going a bit far to actually say I've had "sessions" while thinking of her. We've known each other for years now, and talk about damn near everything, no matter how "TMI" it is....but that seems a little beyond some boundaries there, even for me.

*but yeah...still. hey, she's incredibly hot and has a PERFECTLY juicy ass...and I've seen her kinda half-naked on a few occasions. Of course she crosses my mind at some point during those sessions.

*The non-alcoholic drinking problem continues. I bought a 2liter kiwi strawberry this afternoon. It is already half gone.

*time to get in some drawing/art time....it would be great if I had the same work ethic for art as when I was kid. I could draw all day back then. Majoring in art changed that. It's still fun, relaxing, and satisfying...but I'm just so lazy about it now. It's most likely because it's now being done in the context of "work" rather than play. The creative drought appears to be ending...some characters and concepts are beginning to flow yet again.

[Airthrow]

I've had a few people say that to me, and honestly it was flattering. To me it doesn't depend on the guy. It's the idea that a person is sexually attracted to you period, and that's never not flattering. There's nothing unflattering about being desired. I don't think it's "hot", but it is an ego boost. There's such a difference between someone telling you you're cute, and someone telling you you are fuel for their sexual pleasure.

I honestly did not know females masturbated to actual things... I'm so late and ignorant of everything sex related. I rarely masturbate, if ever, and when I do my mind doesn't work at all. I only do it when I'm already in that mood; I never try to put myself in that mood first. That seems odd to me.

Anyway, does anyone else here have A.D.D.? Mine is getting worse as time progresses and it's really getting me down. I can't do so many things that I used to do-_-

Are you boring in bed?

Yeah I used to have A.D.D. but I am one of the lucky cases who mostly grew out of it, I can actually handle my shit with moderate competence now.

[TheSix]

I am now officially addicted to buying shit online. It's cheaper, just about everything ships for free, and it comes to me. Nothing like just ordering something, forgetting about it, and having it randomly show up at my house.

[Ne0phyte]

Are you boring in bed?

Yeah I used to have A.D.D. but I am one of the lucky cases who mostly grew out of it, I can actually handle my shit with moderate competence now.
I probably am. I think of myself as relatively a-sexual. I never think about sex, ever. In the one relationship I had sex in, I loved it, but now that I'm not in it, I never think about it. I almost ever get horny or turned on. I don't think about guys; I don't want a new boyfriend.

You are lucky. Mine is just getting worse. I have to actually set goals for stuff like reading a chapter in a book... I hate it. I hate not feeling in control.
I am now officially addicted to buying shit online. It's cheaper, just about everything ships for free, and it comes to me. Nothing like just ordering something, forgetting about it, and having it randomly show up at my house.
Just now?! Shopping online has been the only way I've shopped since I was 13.

[VG Emblem]

http://www.noslang.com/dictionary.php
Cool link, but the problem is that those are mostly just acronyms. I'm looking for just the stupid shit that serves no purpose.

Like gurl. Why the fuck would you spell it like that? It doesn't even "save" any letters...

[Murt!]

"gurl" is likely a typo.

[Scorpio_G]

Oh. that makes sense. But does fat make you fat? Your body always maintain the same number of fat cells. I know fat clogs your arteries but doesn't it do that cause you can't actually digest it. I thought sugar made you fat, not fat.

If I could remember there's 4 different types of fat. There's Saturated, Trans, Polyunsaturated, and Monounsaturated fats, Omega 3 counts sometimes like Y in the American Vowles. Trans fat is bad for you. And while Saturated is bad for you too it can also be healthy for you if you eat it in the right forms (for example peanut butter) Mono fat is found in olive oil, canola oil, and certain oils, it's also found in avocados and nuts. Polyfat is also consiered healthy too.

Good thing Seventeen had a article describing thoes fats...and Wikipedia.:sweat:

@ Roxie: The last time I had thoes I was in school. I like the Vanilla Chi (the white one?) for breakfast and...well...all of them.

I think that's why I'm large. I was never a picky eater as a kid and even if I hated a certain food I would end up liking it anyway. I ate all veggies, fruits, meats, cheeses, and anything I even like salads as a kid. Sans cashews (YUCK) dried instant fennechini (YUCK) and....That's it. And add to a slow metabolism too. Bleh, I hate genetics. My brother had all the good genes. (I'm a twin BTW) I'm not even lazy either.

But at least I dont look obease/fat. I'm pretty 'curvy' for being heavy. (No not like the mother from the Parkers heavy...and not like the daughter...kind of but not as short. I think I'm taller than her.)

As long as I dont get neck fat, and I dont have heart desease. then everythings okay. And I dont have both which is a good thing,

[VG Emblem]

"gurl" is likely a typo.
That happens every single time?

[Green]

Butter > margarine

[Murt!]

That happens every single time?

No, one that originated as such and just caught on with lazy peope.

[Airthrow]

I probably am. I think of myself as relatively a-sexual. I never think about sex, ever. In the one relationship I had sex in, I loved it, but now that I'm not in it, I never think about it. I almost ever get horny or turned on. I don't think about guys; I don't want a new boyfriend.

You are lucky. Mine is just getting worse. I have to actually set goals for stuff like reading a chapter in a book... I hate it. I hate not feeling in control.

Just now?! Shopping online has been the only way I've shopped since I was 13.

Are you on Meds? It was scary for me to stop taking my ADDerall at first. What happened is that I was suffering from my depression and ADD at the same time, it fucking sucked. But one morning I just woke up and somehow "knew" I was better and that everything was ok from then on. So I stopped taking my medication and was fine.

But if you're not in control, there's nothing wrong with stimulants to focus you, it helps you go from not at all productive to a functional adult.

[Ne0phyte]

Yeah I've always had simultatneous depression, anxiety and ADD... I'd like to try adderall and my mom recommended it, but I have no health insurance as of now so I have to try to train my brain to function with it all.

A lot of the time the things I'm depressed and anxious about are things actually happening to me that I can't do anything about, like now. And medicine can't fix that either.

Power Stone is such a cute game. I somehow missed it.

[TheSix]

"yea wat it do.... ima juz break thz down fo u n tell u a lil bit bout me n how i do!!!...u neva fina meet ne otha female lyk me... im one of a kind..so holla @ me... unless u wit that fukkin bullshyt.....don cum @ me wit all that shyt...oh n femalez pleaz don start shyt cuz i'll f*** u up....u f*** wit me u f*** wit tha YAY yadidimean!!....im also a P*N*I gUrL!!! CuZ Me N My gUrLz B PuLLiN NiGGaZ iNsTaNtLy....YaDiDiDiG!!!!.... i stay reppin HaY$TaKK thats where i stay u feel me!!"

Anyone care to translate this MySpace babble? Cuz' I sure can't.

[VG Emblem]

Anyone care to translate this MySpace babble? Cuz' I sure can't.
Sure thing:

"I need to be pushed down 8 flights of stairs."

That should be it.

[Rico!]

"yea wat it do.... ima juz break thz down fo u n tell u a lil bit bout me n how i do!!!...u neva fina meet ne otha female lyk me... im one of a kind..so holla @ me... unless u wit that fukkin bullshyt.....don cum @ me wit all that shyt...oh n femalez pleaz don start shyt cuz i'll f*** u up....u f*** wit me u f*** wit tha YAY yadidimean!!....im also a P*N*I gUrL!!! CuZ Me N My gUrLz B PuLLiN NiGGaZ iNsTaNtLy....YaDiDiDiG!!!!.... i stay reppin HaY$TaKK thats where i stay u feel me!!"

Anyone care to translate this MySpace babble? Cuz' I sure can't.

do pics make up for the terrible use of english?

[Million]

I have what must be the worst cd case of all time. The "pockets" are always falling out of it. This was so poorly made...who the hell would even produce such garbage? My fault for assuming products like this wuold be made with even a scant amount of competency. This must be the reason it was in the "Clearance" section when I found it years ago. Still, I was expecting something better even if it was from a clearance section. Come on, how in the world do they fuck up a simple cd case?

*I did have a "session" last night especially devoted to Ms. Olivia Munn. There were some new pics I got in a quick google search that definitely helped matters.

[Seany_Boy]

Wtf does the ending of Akira mean?? "This is the beginning of the universe??????"

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I desperately need to brainstorm on some cool ideas for a new avatar. I've been cycling through my olds ones like crazy. Ugh.

[Scorpio_G]

Sure..:wonder:

"yea wat it do.... ima juz break thz down fo u n tell u a lil bit bout me n how i do!!!...u neva fina meet ne otha female lyk me... im one of a kind..so holla @ me... unless u wit that fukkin bullshyt.....don cum @ me wit all that shyt...oh n femalez pleaz don start shyt cuz i'll f*** u up....u f*** wit me u f*** wit tha YAY yadidimean!!....im also a P*N*I gUrL!!! CuZ Me N My gUrLz B PuLLiN NiGGaZ iNsTaNtLy....YaDiDiDiG!!!!.... i stay reppin HaY$TaKK thats where i stay u feel me!!"

Anyone care to translate this MySpace babble? Cuz' I sure can't.

Translation: Hello, I'm going to tell you about my self! I am an idividual above and beyond the rest. Please, ladies do not aggravate or infuriate me or my lady friends or will resort to fisticuffs. My friends and I are quite attractive and gentelmen of all race and creed ask us constantly to court us. I am representing Haystack and I will continue to do so until my last days.

Yeah, you kind of learn how to read this crap. :wonder:

[Million]

That music on Naruto is the best "villain/evil scene music" ever, probably in the history of animation. I listen to it every day now; it has become my theme music. I recorded the version that plays for Gaara vs. Kimmimaro in ep.#126. Even with the talking overlayed on it...it just sounds perfect....mostly because Gaara and "Kimi" sound badass anyway. It's just ominous, dark, sinister sounding...perfect. Totally Ear-Delicious.

I've also ripped the sound from the part of THE FIGHT from ep.133(*mentioning the names spoils things a bit)...that sounds good too. Seriously folks...that has to be one of the greatest fight scenes in the entire history of animation. I almost feel sorry for those who are depending on Cartoon Network for Naruto, as it's a long way 'til episode 133. The end of the 2nd "round" of the fight(a serious pile driver onto some rocks! definitely worthy of ECW "HOLY SHIT!" chants from a crowd.) was surprisingly harsh, even for an anime that still has kids/pre-teens as its primary audience.

I want to burn something. I haven't played with fire in awhile.

[Dan?]

The movie 'Showdown in Little Tokyo' is one of the greatest, most 80's action films I have ever seen(even though it was done in '91). Starring Brandon Lee and Dolph Lungdren and running for a whopping 79 minutes, this film exceeds all expectations. Constant action, lots of explosions, hilariously bad dialogue (Brandon Lee at one point is fighting a midget and is reading him his rights between kicks "You have the right to remain silent...you have the right to an attorney...." and then he kicks the midget in a big chemical tank, flicks on his lighter and tosses it in saying "...you have the right to die." as the place explodes), a suprisingly large number of titties (including Tia Carrere, also known as the chick from Wayne's World), and some of the most awkward fight scenes in movie history.

You must see this film.

[SaikyoticAlx]

The movie 'Showdown in Little Tokyo' is one of the greatest, most 80's action films I have ever seen(even though it was done in '91). Starring Brandon Lee and Dolph Lungdren and running for a whopping 79 minutes, this film exceeds all expectations. Constant action, lots of explosions, hilariously bad dialogue (Brandon Lee at one point is fighting a midget and is reading him his rights between kicks "You have the right to remain silent...you have the right to an attorney...." and then he kicks the midget in a big chemical tank, flicks on his lighter and tosses it in saying "...you have the right to die." as the place explodes), a suprisingly large number of titties (including Tia Carrere, also known as the chick from Wayne's World), and some of the most awkward fight scenes in movie history.

You must see this film.

Haha, it's been one of my favorite bad movies since forever. Dolph Lundgren finishing Shang Tsung was too good--the scene pops into my thoughts at random times of the day, and I haven't seen the movie in years! Fireworks wheel ftw

If you haven't done so yet, go through the pockets of all the pants you have--you may be pleasantly surprised. I just went through the pockets of some old jeans and found a total of $10 and some random junk. I'm gonna go pick me up a burrito.

[Carpet Lint]

You must see this film.
That sounds fucking AWESOME.

And someone needs to tell me what movie this clip is from.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

It's flagged (for RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME RANDOM VIOLENCE) so you need a YouTube account, but I swear to Tom Cruise that this movie alone is worth it. Plus if sign up for an account, you can comment "***." on videos you think suck.

That one's got it all - ridiculous one-liners, off the charts homoerotic vibes, unnecessarily excessive violence...everything you want.

And while Street Fighter will always remain my favourite movie, I think Van Helsing is probably the next best awesomely bad movie out there. Not quite Street Fighter level (that is, if Street Fighter was in fact not the Oscar-worthy movie it is, and was actually a BAD movie, which it is obviously not) but it's more complete in it's awesomely badness, and it covers more bases and criterium.

I have sworn to myself that one day I will write it all up in an article, identifying exactly how Van Helsing achieves it's greatness in objective, quantifiable areas, and it shall be the new world standard to grade all awesomely bad movies against. It shall be the Van Helsing Scale, where a movie with a VHS rating of 9.0 is ten times more Van Helsing than a movie with a VHS rating of 8.0, and etc.

[Rico!]

If you haven't done so yet, go through the pockets of all the pants you have--you may be pleasantly surprised. I just went through the pockets of some old jeans and found a total of $10 and some random junk. I'm gonna go pick me up a burrito.

I took my suit to the cleaners today and a quarter fell out of the pocket. Yay.

---

Speaking of bad movies, Kazaam! has always been my favorite.

---

99 cent stores are great. Almost all ghetto areas in New York have one on every corner, so many that alot of them had to shut down after a month or two.

I always feel rich when i'm inside one.

[Million]

*Ring-Outs are still stupid, imo. Leave that bullshit to sumo wrestling or something. In fighting games, that's just an asanine way for an otherwise good fight to end. "Oops...stepped 'out of bounds'...looks like I lost, despite the fact that I was completely dominating this match." <---fuckin DUMB ass hell. Get that stupid garbage out of here. A fight should end when someone is knocked the hell out or dead.

[arcticninja]

That sounds fucking AWESOME.

And someone needs to tell me what movie this clip is from.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY



dude, it says right in the description of the clip what movie it's from.

Undefeatable (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111552/)

[abacabb]

Its so hot in newyork right now. I have never sweated this much in my life.

[Carpet Lint]

dude, it says right in the description of the clip what movie it's from.

Undefeatable (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111552/)
Huh, look at that. ...for some reason, I thought that was just like...a description...of the dude, or something. I never promised you that I was sober when I wrote that.

Fucking Yankees. They can't lose. Three of the top five teams in baseball in one division, and I have to root for the third one. Damn me.

Fucking Jeter. I hate him so much because he's accomplished everything I ever wanted to do in life but couldn't, because I'm Carpet Lint and he's motherfucking Derek Jeter. Four World Series rings, a $90 million contract to play shortstop for the Yankees, banged Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Mariah Carey, and like a dozen other miscellaneous Miss Universes, even appeared on SNL AND WAS GOOD. Fuck that guy.

Derek Jeter - TOO GOOD

[Rico!]

Its so hot in newyork right now. I have never sweated this much in my life.

never thought i'd be able to drink a whole gallon of water in one day..but...its time for that last cup.

[Roxie]

It's hot AND humid here...they said it'll feel like 104-108 degrees all week long....geezus :sad:

[Lantis]

Fucking Yankees. They can't lose. Three of the top five teams in baseball in one division, and I have to root for the third one. Damn me.

That is because you live in Kanada, the kountry of LOSE!

Beng a minority in Kanada = twice the lose, half the fun.

Oh, and what happened to your claim of BLUE JAYS CLINCH FOR WORLD SERIES! You should know that any professional sports team which bears the first name of Viscant is bound to PHAIL in many horrible ways.

[abacabb]

still sweating. but im listening to maxwell so its all good.

[ShinAkumax]

Sure thing:

"I need to be pushed down 8 flights of stairs."

That should be it.

Nice form. Good twist.

[mr. newbie]

so i'm no audiophile but i figured there must be something better than ipod headphones in the world. i spent $70 on shure e2c's. problem is i've got about 9 sleeves to try before i get to hear anything. i jsut wnt to get this sizing over with and see how much better the soiund is.

[Jappo]

...so i'm on myspace and a girl sent me a message, so i sent it back saying to call me and whatever but i said it in a playful way, I didn't think she'd actually do it., ( I some what know her) so after a while she calls me, but i don't pick up...so like 5 minutes later, my dog starts to bark like crazy, so i look out my window and SHE'S STANDING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. :confused: She knows that I"m already taken, and what's makes it even worse, shes only 15. This is some Scarlet letter type shit. I think she's still outside....yeah she is. Why would a 15 year old girl go outside in the middle of the night anyways?

[Murt!]

pics plz

[Jappo]

haha, maybe if she was legal...

[VG Emblem]

Hehe, I changed the look of my computer layout today.

I had it on Windows Classic (the gray dull one) and never bothered to change it even though I didn't like it very much. It's not like I like the blue one either, but it just doesn't look as dull. But then while changing the style I noticed there was a "Windows XP Silver" option. I chose it and man, this looks awesome.

Best style, hands down, IMO.

[Million]

I caught the Denise Austin work-out show this morning. Amazing, this woman is STILL a piece, and she's gotta be 1000 years old by now. She had some hot pink super-short biking shorts on, looking absolutely delicious.

I just don't like the voice...she always sounds like she needs to clear her throat....like she has a constant problem with phlegm or something. It does make me even more curious though as to what she sounds like in the throws of passion.

[Azrael]

Four World Series rings, a $90 million contract to play shortstop for the Yankees, banged Jessica Alba,
Here is where I kind of stopped reading. My mind wandered off into an alternate universe of thought, one composed of how awesome it must have been to have banged Jessica Alba.

I mean, seriously. I kind of think that if I ever got to do that, I'd have to kill myself afterwards because there'd be no point in living anymore. I couldn't imagine accomplishing anything greater in life. The only thing that would keep me going is if I got to video tape it, and could watch it over and over for the rest of my days. Perhaps occasionally show it to friends on my HD Plasma TV. ...With popcorn.

I don't even need her to be good. Fuck it, I don't even need her to be awake. Just be willing to recieve it. That's all, and I'd be the happiest man on Earth.

--------------------------------------------

So now I live in a modest apartment in the middle of Kyoto City with my girlfriend. First time I've lived right in the middle of a big city, and first time to live with a gf. Things should be interesting from here on out.

[AmakusaShiroTokisada]

Tranny or not, Poison is considerably hot.
so am i<3, at times i even feel the need the need to make out with myself in the mirror

[Dan?]

The only thing that would keep me going is if I got to video tape it, and could watch it over and over for the rest of my days. Perhaps occasionally show it to friends on my HD Plasma TV. ...With popcorn.

I'm in. Jessica Alba getting Az-blasted + popcorn + snowcaps = Happy Dan? who can't stand up for a while oh gawd how awkward I hope the guys don't notice oh geez oh geez

Carpet Lint, you're one my e-friends I want to meet from SRK the most. IRL I will knife you though cause IRL my dad can beat up your dad.

[AmakusaShiroTokisada]

*what are the ladies opinions on that, anyway? I'm sure it's not the case, and most of you would be completely freaked the hell out if a guy told you her jerked off while thinking of you. Another sub-component of the question...would it matter if you heard this from the guy himself, or if you found out...like say his friend was just in a silly asshole of a mood and told you how he has "sessions" about you every other night? Also, would it matter if you found the guy attractive, or if he was an ugly slob?

i have guys jerk off to me all the time probably because im a camwhore, but it does help me when i know the guy is cute or hot. simply because i love attention and i think all girls do.

[fishjie]

i have guys jerk off to me all the time probably because im a camwhore, but it does help me when i know the guy is cute or hot. simply because i love attention and i think all girls do.

PIX PLZ

[Hunter D]

i have guys jerk off to me all the time probably because im a camwhore, but it does help me when i know the guy is cute or hot. simply because i love attention and i think all girls do.
pics please.

[Adam Warlock]

I'm 99% sure that poster has a dick. Request pics at your own peril.

[RaishinX]

i have guys jerk off to me all the time probably because im a camwhore, but it does help me when i know the guy is cute or hot. simply because i love attention and i think all girls do.

What? Un-Banned?

[Million]

Jessica Alba---yeah, she wouldn't even need to be alive for me. Regarding the whole necrophilia thing, I've always thought it would be just fine with me as long as the broad in question is "freshly" dead, and not a mess(i.e., no missing limbs, burns, no serious head trauma, etc. She needs to be a fully intact and fresh corpse.) I've watched that braNpanties scene of her in Idle Hands so many times....so many times...

..sometimes in slow motion, slow reverse...pause, etc. I'd like to tell her personally how much I've "enjoyed" that particular scene. My hands certainly weren't "idle", honey. That scene where she was crawling through the airvent in the angel costume was working for me too. Dammit I get aroused just thinking of this.

[abacabb]

Jessica Alba---yeah, she wouldn't even need to be alive for me. Regarding the whole necrophilia thing, I've always thought it would be just fine with me as long as the broad in question is "freshly" dead, and not a mess(i.e., no missing limbs, burns, no serious head trauma, etc. She needs to be a fully intact and fresh corpse.) I've watched that braNpanties scene of her in Idle Hands so many times....so many times...

..sometimes in slow motion, slow reverse...pause, etc. I'd like to tell her personally how much I've "enjoyed" that particular scene. My hands certainly weren't "idle", honey. That scene where she was crawling through the airvent in the angel costume was working for me too. Dammit I get aroused just thinking of this.
You are my favorite pervert dude.

[mr. newbie]

PIX PLZ
its jamie!

I'm 99% sure that poster has a dick. Request pics at your own peril.
not anymore. now shes got a pseudogina.

million can i start a fan club?

[Hunter D]

I'm 99% sure that poster has a dick. Request pics at your own peril.
WTF? How do you know this? Is this the trannie that drilldick is in love with? Is she a hot trannie at least?

[abacabb]

I'd fuck a hot trannie. I just wouldnt tell anyone afterwards.

[tsumi]

need know star, rm pick

[Serp's Attorney]

I've been getting precipitously dumber the older I've gotten. I guess it's great that I had enough to start out with that I can still function...so far, but what happens when I dip below normal intelligence? I'm not a hot female, so I need to work for a living. Maybe I can commit some sort of lucrative crime before I lose it all, and then live off that for the rest of my life.

[tsumi]

my brain hurts

[VG Emblem]

What? Un-Banned?
Yeah, as I recall, it was a 3 month ban...

[abacabb]

I need a new av. Doom is starting to hurt my eyes.

[mr. newbie]

WTF? How do you know this? Is this the trannie that drilldick is in love with? Is she a hot trannie at least?

tranny? jamie must have a vagina because iren had sex with her.

I'd fuck a hot trannie. I just wouldnt tell anyone afterwards.

when iren poster her pic everybody said she looked fine. when they said she used to be a man everybody said she was ugly balh blah.

w/e jamie isn't 1/2 as pretty as viscant-ricky tag team.

[VG Emblem]

Alright, so my headphones I was using for my computer were acting up like shit. I mean, it always does, but shit, this was unbearable. Sound was only coming out of one side and it was all flaky.

I literally jumped up, yelled "THAT'S IT!" and pulled them out of my speaker. And then rolled up the cord around it and violently threw it at the closest wall in my house. It shattered into multiple pieces.

But then I picked them all up, pieced it together again, and guess what? It works like a charm.

Violence for the motherfuckin' win.

[AmakusaShiroTokisada]

w/e jamie isn't 1/2 as pretty as viscant-ricky tag team.
haha i have lots of pics on myspace http://www.myspace.com/38634387 if u compare me to those ugly creatures than you need ur head checked boy. and yes i have a lovely vagina<3

[AmakusaShiroTokisada]

Yeah, as I recall, it was a 3 month ban...
it was a year ban but whatever haha

[VG Emblem]

it was a year ban but whatever haha
Wow, I didn't know they actually banned for that long without it being permanent. I thought that 3 months was the longest temp-ban, heh.

[TheSix]

Sure..:wonder:



Translation: Hello, I'm going to tell you about my self! I am an idividual above and beyond the rest. Please, ladies do not aggravate or infuriate me or my lady friends or will resort to fisticuffs. My friends and I are quite attractive and gentelmen of all race and creed ask us constantly to court us. I am representing Haystack and I will continue to do so until my last days.

Yeah, you kind of learn how to read this crap. :wonder:



I lol'ed a lot. Fuckin' myspace. Thanks.


The most l33t Swat 3 player of all time. Overall "Owner of n00bs". Sixx just owns to much to be confined in this little space. You can expect a book on him in the near future. It will come with pretty pictures of his ownage.

"OMGF YOU JUST GOT PWNED". Duel Needlers- Owned

Duel Plasma Pistols- More Owned.

....somebody has GOT to be playing. I did not make this shit(makes me look stupid for one). And I can't even edit it. A female just IM'ed me this...can't have that.

[abacabb]

So Im looking at Xenozips vism combo vids(good shit by the way) and my sister comes up to me and says "I dont understand why you look at those, You are not even playing" Why cant I enjoy someone elses work? I know im not playing. So you know what I did to her, I threw that ho down the basement stairs.

[mr. newbie]

^i like that post. i literally laughed out loud

[Carpet Lint]

I don't know Az, Scarlett Johansson is RIGHT UP THERE next to Jessica Alba for me.

Just like I wished my penis was!
HEYOOOOOOOOO
HIGH FIVE!!!

...

Those are my top two of all time, and he's gotten his Gold Glove mitts on both of them. DAMN JETER IS GOOD

That is because you live in Kanada, the kountry of LOSE!

Beng a minority in Kanada = twice the lose, half the fun.

Oh, and what happened to your claim of BLUE JAYS CLINCH FOR WORLD SERIES! You should know that any professional sports team which bears the first name of Viscant is bound to PHAIL in many horrible ways.
That was before I drafted AJ Burnett for my fantasy team and jinxed his ass back into prehistoric times.

Always happens. I picked Sundin first overall (I think I was drunk) and he IMMEDIATELY took a puck in the cornea.

Similiarly, I also doomed the seasons of Marbury, Q-Rich, Maggette, and Kurt Thomas when I drafted those guys for my basketball team.

I'm drafting all Red Sox next year. And Jeter - not because I want to jinx him, but because I love him.

Carpet Lint, you're one my e-friends I want to meet from SRK the most. IRL I will knife you though cause IRL my dad can beat up your dad.
Fuck you, you insensitive prick, my real life dad passed away two months ago from cancer.

















LOLLERSKATEZ I AM JUST JOKE

I wish I could quit you too, Dan?

[Lantis]

No, no, NO, you mindless legion of perverted Asian lovers! It's not enough just to think about banging Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson.... You have to go beyond! You have to think about a threesome...with a hand on one of both ladies' titties...while they make out with C-REEEE-US TONGUE AX-ZIOOOOON! :sweat:

BTW, Carpet Lint, what do you think of the new Raptors uniforms MINUS PURPLE? :wonder:

[Carpet Lint]

I know they're taking the purple out, but I haven't seen any official images yet. I actually caught this bit on Pardon The Interruption (such a shitty show) where they found blatantly photoshopped pictures of the new jerseys on a page that may or maynot have been MoPete's myspace.

http://hogtownmedia.blogspot.com/2006/08/raptors-phony-jerseys-appear-on-pti.html

Stupid asses. You would think such a big sports show would have a single fact checker on hand.

I kinda like the purple still though. The white home jersey with a bit of purple is my favourite. I knew they were working the new red ones in ever since they came out, and everyone knew it was coming, so it's not a surprise. Not like the Jays.

Are you from Chicago, Lantis? You ever watch White Sox broadcasts? Those announcers are so shitty. They refer to the Sox as "we" and call the home players by first name? That's retarded.

"YOU CAAAAAAAN PUTITONTHEBOOOOOAAAARD............NICE HOME RUN PAULIE!!!"

Worse sports announcers ever.

[Carpet Lint]

Everytime I see commercials or televisions shows where there's a bunch of thugs, gangsters, crooks, or bad guys, I can't help but take note of their race.

And let's say, for example an ad where one guy's stealing another guy's burger or something.

The thief will never be a black guy. Never.

A commercial with three guys rolling up to the scene in a pimp car, with the rap music blaring, supposed to be tough guys - it'll never be three black guys. It'll be like one Mexican, one white guy, and one black guy. Or no black guys at all.

Because McDonald's or whatever don't want some civics group with too much time on their hands to sue them for being racist, for portraying black people as...I don't know, stereotypically black.

(Even though we all know that all black people WITHOUT EXCEPTION are dirty gangbangers, thieves, and murders. I KNOW IT, don't even try to argue.)

So you're a shitty black actor in Hollywood, looking for a gig in a commercial. They have the role of the burger thief open. It's down to you and an equally shitty white actor.

Who's getting the part? The white guy. Only because he's white, and you're black.

Because the guys shooting the commercial don't want to be racist.

The world is hilarious.

And if I didn't mind about all the trouble with the FIVE-OH, I'd almost wish I was black. You could become an instant comedian. You wouldn't even need to write jokes - just comment on how The Man keeps you down, make fun of your own race because only you can do it, and shout a lot. And everyone will laugh and you're be a successful mid-tier comedian.

I can't do that as an Asian. The only way I can make it as a comedian would be if I had an awesome Asian accent impression, and mine is terrible. I can't do it.

My ability to make fun of my own race is SEVERELY compromised by my lack of ability to do a proper CHING CHONG CHING impression. That makes me so damn depressed.

[Murt!]

snip


I like pie.

[Lantis]

Are you from Chicago, Lantis? You ever watch White Sox broadcasts? Those announcers are so shitty. They refer to the Sox as "we" and call the home players by first name? That's retarded.

"YOU CAAAAAAAN PUTITONTHEBOOOOOAAAARD............NICE HOME RUN PAULIE!!!"

Worse sports announcers ever.

Yeah, I'm from Chi-town. I am more a fan of the lovable losers (aka Cubs), and I still catch a game from time to time on WGN, but I was never so much against the White Sox, either (I personally consider their merchandise to be a lot more awesome...for some reason, I really do like gray-and-black better), even waaaay before everybody jumped on their jocks since they won the World Series. Never understood that Southtown/rest of town rivalry myself, to be honest.

But as bad as the White Sox announcers can be, it can't be any worse than watching a Pirates/Royals game. You can pretty much FEEL the depression in those guys' voices.... And you can also feel how they suffer from multiple orgasms when their low tier team makes a HIT!

Now imagine what happens in a walk-off hit/HR..... :looney:

[tsumi]

thinking out loud

[tsumi]

thread

[oyg]

Anyone ever failed an exam with dignity?

[Scorpio_G]

Anyone ever failed an exam with dignity?

Yes. 8th grade math, one semester in 9th grade math, Algebra I, Geometry (and I liked Geometry), and Algebra II. Studied for all and failed, passed the classes though.

[tsumi]

spam

[fishjie]

its jamie!


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i retract my request for pix

[tsumi]

heres some numbers

908089234=-938=43-09309=834903=8=9

3-8-3009]-0-09=349084=392

[Venom Scrub]

Terrible spam board

[mr. newbie]

new qoute system is queer.

[VG Emblem]

Tsumi, please knock this shit off. This thread is not for spam, you goddamned idiot.

[tsumi]

Dear VG Emblem


shut the fuck up

this thread is the "thinking out loud thread" as in thats what I was thinking so I posted it

like im think right now im thinking out loud, lol

sincerely me

[TheSix]

There is a difference between what we post in this thread and what YOU(tsumi) are doing. Which is spamming/being a retard.

[Mechanica]

Well, to be honest, he quite possibly could have been thinking that.

[tsumi]

There is a difference between what we post in this thread and what YOU(tsumi) are doing. Which is spamming/being a retard.



Ohh is that so? So whats the defeinition of spam, lets just shoretn the meaning and say its a post that has no usefull info in it that would contribute to the thread or help anyone is anyway...like 99% of this thread.

What your doing is assuming that what you or others post is anyless spam then what i post.....its all spam crap, stop bitching and whining cuase I didn't say something like

Hehe, I changed the look of my computer layout today.
what he posted is as useless as what i posted

this is thinking out loud thread. I was thinking that I posted that...im on topic

[mr. newbie]

dr. girlfriend is such a man yet...

[Lantis]

Does anybody else have the problem of having the threads narrowed down? I mean, the forum pages are OK...the reply page is OK...but when you read the threads, it seems sorta "compressed". :confused:

[TheSix]

Ohh is that so? So whats the defeinition of spam, lets just shoretn the meaning and say its a post that has no usefull info in it that would contribute to the thread or help anyone is anyway...like 99% of this thread.

What your doing is assuming that what you or others post is anyless spam then what i post.....its all spam crap, stop bitching and whining cuase I didn't say something like


what he posted is as useless as what i posted

this is thinking out loud thread. I was thinking that I posted that...im on topic

Stop being a idiot. People type something, other people comment. Your just typing shit at an attempt to be funny(which fails miserably).

[tsumi]

Does anybody else have the problem of having the threads narrowed down? I mean, the forum pages are OK...the reply page is OK...but when you read the threads, it seems sorta "compressed". :confused:yeah I have that too i think it's just something to do with maintice, probably be fixed soon. if your skin is blue the reps look weird too



Stop being a idiot. People type something, other people comment. Your just typing shit at an attempt to be funny(which fails miserably).

Oh yeah? prove it...im actually tryin to hit 500.

So if you don't mind please keep challenging my posts because it gives me reason to respond and brings me closer to 500, thanks for all your help

[Fudd]

So when I was brushing my teeth last night, I wondered how different the FGC would be in America if we had been the ones to produce Street Fighter II instead of Japan. Also, what would become of Japan's FGC?

[VG Emblem]

Oh yeah? prove it...im actually tryin to hit 500.

So if you don't mind please keep challenging my posts because it gives me reason to respond and brings me closer to 500, thanks for all your help

You're a motherfuckin' IDIOT. Making pointless spam posts to only raise your post count is a very bannable offense.

You know what I just realized? I always thought your posts were good. But you know what? I was COMPLETELY confusing you with that Boleslaw dude; he's the one that made the good posts. Where the fuck is Boleslaw? :sad:

[Azrael]

Wow. There's still someone on SRK who cares about post counts?

But yeah, that kind of nonsense will get you banned with the quick hotness in these parts. ...Rightfully so.

[*InVeRs3*]

Wow. There's still someone on SRK who cares about post counts?

But yeah, that kind of nonsense will get you banned with the quick hotness in these parts. ...Rightfully so.


Haha that reminds me of how srk was in 2001 when you had to post a number of times just to get an avatar.

[tsumi]

You're a motherfuckin' IDIOT. Making pointless spam posts to only raise your post count is a very bannable offense.

You know what I just realized? I always thought your posts were good. But you know what? I was COMPLETELY confusing you with that Boleslaw dude; he's the one that made the good posts. Where the fuck is Boleslaw? :sad:


hahha fuck if I care ban me

id never spam a good or usefull thread in any way. my post are good it's just for the last 20 and next 100 or so there sadly gonna have to drop there standard, why? So that I can effectivley neg little bitches like you.

Now if you'll stop your faggotry whinning and back door moding I have some 100 or so posts to make, and who fuck are you to talk about spam?

and I haven't seen boleslaw is months at dl or the spam boards


Wow. There's still someone on SRK who cares about post counts?

But yeah, that kind of nonsense will get you banned with the quick hotness in these parts. ...Rightfully so.


Nah I don't care about post count i try to post only when I need to, but it's no fun having rep neutral so I have to hit 500

[Million]

So, I'm wondering when this thread will finally be closed or something...not that I want it closed, really...but it seems inevitable of course.

-Why isn't there a "reverse version" of a microwave for the general public? Sometimes I want something to be cold ASAP....like when I get a drink from the store that wasn't in the refrigerated section. Ice cubes are usually a half ass way to acheive that instant cold factor. Why hasn't someone marketed a machine like the microwave that works like an instant-freeze thing? I could put a drink in, push a button, and in 3 or 4 seconds it is instantly ice cold, or frozen solid. A normal freezer doesn't yield these kinds of results.

-Sadly, it looks like I will miss the great Target Back to School TnA Extravaganza™ IF that sale happens this weekend. I already agreed to go hang out with dad this weekend as it is his birthday Saturday....I agreed to this without the Target event even crossing my mind. Dammit...I bet just my luck it IS going to be this particular weekend. This isn't like your average day at Target. The Back to School event is truly something serious. The level of TnA at that particular time is INSANE, and since it's the direct result of the Back to School sale, it's only a once-per year thing....if I miss it...well, got to wait until late summer 2007! I posted about the experience from Back to School last year. Heh, I remember one hot ass white girl on her cell.phone to a friend at the one last year...she said "this is ridiculous...", and I silently agreed with her....yes, yes it most certainly is, sweetcheeks....and I fuckin LOVE it.

[AmakusaShiroTokisada]

i retract my request for pix

im more beautiful than any girl you could ever get with irl, so reality check to you.

[Adam Warlock]

im more beautiful than any girl you could ever get with irl, so reality check to you.

Yeah, but you're a bootlegged bitch. Counterfeit cunt, if you will. In much the same way that you can't just slap a Nike logo on Payless shoes and consider them to be name-brand top tier sneakers, you can't just slap a vagina on and expect to be a top tier woman. In both cases, the trickery is revealed as soon as they get wet. When that time comes, you're as exposed as your adam's apple.

[PimpC]

these bastards at work better respond to my e-mail, and these hp laptops suck....god dammit i wish i had a thinkpad right now....
chase utley hit streak at 35 games bitches, too bad the phillies suck....
I wish the triumvir3 fall line would drop so i can cop a new hoodie, i really just want one of them because they come with a sars mask, which would be the shit to rock when i'm all fucked up at parties......
that is all, no it's not, why the fuck is srk so skinny for me on red hotness, this is not cool...now that is all

[AmakusaShiroTokisada]

Yeah, but you're a bootlegged bitch. Counterfeit cunt, if you will. In much the same way that you can't just slap a Nike logo on Payless shoes and consider them to be name-brand top tier sneakers, you can't just slap a vagina on and expect to be a top tier woman. In both cases, the trickery is revealed as soon as they get wet. When that time comes, you're as exposed as your adam's apple.

i have no adams's apple and if my vagina is fake so is your dick however, since if you know any biology you had a vagina once and the scar from when it closed lines your scrotum. yes i am top tier, get me wet and see for yourself haha. <333

[*InVeRs3*]

edit:nm i think i already said that.

i hate the yankees.

[b1gazn]

i have no adams's apple and if my vagina is fake so is your dick however, since if you know any biology you had a vagina once and the scar from when it closed lines your scrotum. yes i am top tier, get me wet and see for yourself haha. <333

sorry but you still look like a man. I bet when you were a "male", you werent jumping into every thread saying that you were the hottest dude ever. Just like in Hollywood, plastic surgery can only go so far. And why does everybody on your myspace looks emo?

yeah this new quote system sucks but is cool at the same time.

[Adam Warlock]

i have no adams's apple and if my vagina is fake so is your dick however, since if you know any biology you had a vagina once and the scar from when it closed lines your scrotum. yes i am top tier, get me wet and see for yourself haha. <333

If you're going to come to this thread to sell yuorself at least have a disclaimer that says: ovaries not included.

[Stabby]

Million,

The thread was closed before when they needed all available resources for the EVO stuff. Note the V2.

It'll probably get shut down for this year's EVO as well, but we'll also probably be allowed to remake it since it kind of serves a purpose.

If last year was anything to go by, Fisty should get permission from Ronin before hand to make the thread in September or so-- sometime long after EVO.

[Nagata Lock II]

-Why isn't there a "reverse version" of a microwave for the general public? Sometimes I want something to be cold ASAP....like when I get a drink from the store that wasn't in the refrigerated section. Ice cubes are usually a half ass way to acheive that instant cold factor. Why hasn't someone marketed a machine like the microwave that works like an instant-freeze thing? I could put a drink in, push a button, and in 3 or 4 seconds it is instantly ice cold, or frozen solid. A normal freezer doesn't yield these kinds of results.
Is liquid nitrogen expensive? I'm serious...

If they could find a safe way for the average person to use liquid nitrogen in this "reverse microwave" then what you are asking for would probably be attainable.

Do you really need something cold that fast? More often than not, anything I put in the freezer to make cold is forgotten about and then I have a frozen drink instead of the cold one I wanted.

[ethnic_scrap]

-Why isn't there a "reverse version" of a microwave for the general public? Sometimes I want something to be cold ASAP....like when I get a drink from the store that wasn't in the refrigerated section. Ice cubes are usually a half ass way to acheive that instant cold factor. Why hasn't someone marketed a machine like the microwave that works like an instant-freeze thing? I could put a drink in, push a button, and in 3 or 4 seconds it is instantly ice cold, or frozen solid. A normal freezer doesn't yield these kinds of results.


Kind of hokey, but it might work

The Tinchilla (http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/search/index1.php/url_indprod/xdbc_945/Tinchilla%20-%20Instant%20Can%20Cooler.html)

[AmakusaShiroTokisada]

sorry but you still look like a man. I bet when you were a "male", you werent jumping into every thread saying that you were the hottest dude ever. Just like in Hollywood, plastic surgery can only go so far. And why does everybody on your myspace looks emo?


i was however doing just that, praising my own beauty, intellect and other such vanities. you werent around back then, it was before a forum wipe. only beautiful boys make beautiful girls you know. you think deviljin is emo too?

[b1gazn]

you think deviljin is emo too?
He could be, I hardly know him, I can barely distinguish him from his brother. Didnt you call him cute? :looney::looney:

[AmakusaShiroTokisada]

If you're going to come to this thread to sell yuorself at least have a disclaimer that says: ovaries not included.


i come simply to say hi after about 4 years of leaving srkgd out of boredom. see ya in another 4 perhaps<3

[Rico!]

I'm confizzled :looney:

[tsumi]

rufus's wlcoming party

[abacabb]

Does srk look funny to anyone else?

[PimpC]

Does srk look funny to anyone else?

it looks fucked up to me.....all the post are skinnier than they were so it just has wasted space all over the place....


I fucking hate male models. Mainly because everytime i look at some jeans online they zoom in on some dudes ass or crotch and i don't need to see that. I don't care what this dude's body type is and how my ass might look in the jeans. I am not a fucking woman, just show me the damn clothes and get this uncomfortable looking fuck out of my face....


Anyone know where i can get some sifl and olly eps?? if it's a torrent pm that shit down!!!!!

[RaishinX]

This thread is starting to suck.

[b1gazn]

This fucking heat is killing me. Isnt it suppose to rain today.

Fucking rain, last month it rained 7 days straight, now its been a drought for the last month.

Dont you hate it when the weather is nice as fuck then as soon as you wash your car, it fucking rains.

You know what I hate the most? Guys with jewerly. This includes sunglasses(the designer brand names like Gucci), earrings, watches(again with the bling thing), and the huge ass belt buckles. Chrome doesnt make you cool. I just find it really funny when a thug is rocking some nice sunglasses really hard, but when he loses it he becomes a straight up bitch.

Condoms suck.

Its fucking hot outside.

[Hunter D]

im more beautiful than any girl you could ever get with irl, so reality check to you.

You look like a bulldyke. I thought AW was joking when he said you're a tranny. But now I see you are one. You have broad shoulders, height, and probably still have a cock.:wasted: Hoq do you make money? You probably do freak porn right? Go to gaia and look for a person by the name of bloody aka srk emo boy, aka trannie pleaser, aka bigbird.

[jignat]

This fucking heat is killing me. Isnt it suppose to rain today.

Fucking rain, last month it rained 7 days straight, now its been a drought for the last month.

Dont you hate it when the weather is nice as fuck then as soon as you wash your car, it fucking rains.

Its fucking hot outside.

Thats happened to me (car wash/rain). Sunny as hell, then krakoom...

Guys, help me with some diff pizza toppings for tonight.
I feel tired of peperoni/sausage/green pepppers/tomatoes/mushrooms/onions
even though i dont eat pizza that frequently. lol
I m thinking pineapple/jalapenos and chicken...
Thoughts?

[tsumi]

fuck thos bots stealing my exp and cards

[Airthrow]

I disagree that she's the same as an actual woman but you guys are flaming her for no fucking reason, if you don't approve of changing your sex, whatever, but just her mere existence doesn't give you guys the right to start shit with her.

[Million]

After the Mr. Freeze episode of the old Batman cartoon, I finally truly thought of the possibilities when they covered the subject of liquid nitrogen in school. Ohhhh my mind went wild with all the criminal possibilities with that. "If only I had a gun that could contain and shoot liquid nitrogen.." was like constantly in my mind. The possibilities of such a weapon make me smile. I'd have a special suit like Mr. Freeze as well...of course.

It would be better to just have the powers over water-control including temperature. I could make ice-weapons, like Sub Zero's Kori blade....or anything Iceman does. Imagine that...being the real life equivalent of Iceman. You could create nearly anything with water-manipulation powers....and you could kill anything as well. Nobody could stop you....making swords and other objects would only be the beginning...

[jignat]

ATTN: Roxie or anyone who likes Caribbean/beach pics.

As no one remembers a while back, I made a thread, "have you ever visited the caribbean" Well, I got a digital camera recently and decided to take some snaps of the area surrounding my apt(im in grad school). I suck at photography, but i think the camera and pics were cool enough for this thread.

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3281899&postcount=1

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3281908&postcount=2

[b1gazn]

I disagree that she's the same as an actual woman but you guys are flaming her for no fucking reason, if you don't approve of changing your sex, whatever, but just her mere existence doesn't give you guys the right to start shit with her.

Yeah, I love when trannies talk about their "pussies being wet".

[Muff Daddy]

we took a vote in the office today to decide what we were going to have for lunch.

the choices were, Mexican, Buffalo Wild Wings, and Thai. there were 5 of us voting. everyone wrote their votes down on stickie notes, folded them up, and gave them to me. i of course, voted for Buffalo Wild Wings. i was hoping that enough people would vote for it too. so i take the folded stickie notes into the other office to start the tally.

everyone already knew what my vote was, so that was 1 for Buffalo Wild Wings. the other people watched as i read the votes aloud.

i say, "i think you all know what i voted for, but i'll open it anyway."
i open my stickie, its buffalo, of course.
i open the second one: its thai. i'm thinking, "fuck, thai again."
i open the third one, it reads, "buffalo" - i'm thinking, "yes! someone who has some sense!"
i open the fourth one: its thai, again. "NOOOO!"

two for Buffalo Wild Wings and two for Thai...

i open the last one, crossing my fingers for a vote for Buffalo Wild Wings. i look inside the stickie. its another vote for fucking Thai.

my response?: "looks like we have a Thai breaker..."

...i went to Buffalo Wild Wings anyway.

[fishjie]

im more beautiful than any girl you could ever get with irl, so reality check to you.

as if "beauty" :wasted: could erase the fact that you have a horrible personality and wished death on somebody who had just gotten shot. he, she, it, whatever you are, you are a bad person. shit i'd rather be with rosie o donnell. at least i know shes a woman AND doesnt go around talking shit about ppl in the hospital.

[Airthrow]

Actually, real-life buddy, that person who she wished death upon gave her shit all the time in real life, so why should she care if that person lived or died? I have cheered on the death of someone who was a shitty person, it's no big thang.

And also, Rosie O'donnell isn't a real woman, because real women LIKE DICK.

Edit: Call me you ***, what other friends of yours text message you asking if you want them to hook you up with big titted girls and you don't fucking respond? Bloody homo...

[fishjie]

Actually, real-life buddy, that person who she wished death upon gave her shit all the time in real life, so why should she care if that person lived or died? I have cheered on the death of someone who was a shitty person, it's no big thang.

And also, Rosie O'donnell isn't a real woman, because real women LIKE DICK.

Edit: Call me you ***, what other friends of yours text message you asking if you want them to hook you up with big titted girls and you don't fucking respond? Bloody homo...

WTFBBQ?! i never got any such message. ass. i would have responded in a heartbeat. unless they were black.... yeah im not too into black chicks. :rofl:

[Airthrow]

She's 21, white DDD titties, and wants a RELATIONSHIP. Also I have seen her ex boyfriend he works at EB at the supermall, and TRUST ME that guy is a goober. She would rush you down unless she has a serious thing against asians, and I don't think she's that kinda girl.

She had a crush on me but since I am not single and can't make love to her humongous heavenly rack, you can be contented with my leftovers. :tup: :karate:

[Azrael]

I got rushed during moving, and instead of packing away my nice, $400 digital camera in a box somewhere I ended up putting it in my pocket.

6 hours later, in between lugging countless boxes up and down the street and into my new place, in ridiculous heat and humidity, I take out the camera to find it's broken. The digital display is all fucked up. That really sucks.

...But I'm not THAT sad, as this is now a perfect excuse for me to buy a new camera. ...God, I'm such a new-toys whore.

[ShinAkumax]

I'm not even sure who is flamming who anymore, or about what.

[DevilJin 01]

I'd fuck a hot trannie. I just wouldnt tell anyone afterwards.

Most important post. :lol:

[RoninChaos]

Actually, real-life buddy, that person who she wished death upon gave her shit all the time in real life, so why should she care if that person lived or died? I have cheered on the death of someone who was a shitty person, it's no big thang.


Airthrow, you really don't know what you're talking about.