The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[oyg]

I love mexican food but in the end, I nearly end up shitting my hosen.
Are mexican women this way?

[Airthrow]

I too liked shenmue 1 and 2. It's like playing an interactive movie. Only things I don't like about it is a) you can footsie your way out of some fights and just bait em out. b) some things are totally unnecessary c) the story is generic, it's typical and predictable.

If you guys liked shenmue, you guys should check out the last express. Now THAT is a classic. If I were to introduce some old geezer who thinks video games are mindless waists of time and I had to introduce them to a game, I'd let them play the last express. It's a game that takes place before WWI, it has the political views of all the people in their respective countries, people with personalities, action, everything. Go check it out.

Say we go into the year 2050 , and lets pretend that video games...or interactive arts as they call it in the future was a class in school. You'd be playing the last express, it would be a requirement to play, just like a random shakespeare play would be a requirement. It's that good.

What console was The Last Express on? Never heard of it...

[Sheng-Long]

I don't play console, but there's a Last Express for PC and yes it is very good and it was a game that everyone overlooked it seems.

[abacabb]

She called her credit card company and they told her where he was and how much he charged. He was still buying stuff as they were on the phone. In 30 minutes, he bought $400.00 worth of shit from Wal Mart.

That guy was a dumbass. I hope you guys dropkick that bastard.

[*InVeRs3*]

What console was The Last Express on? Never heard of it...

It's on PC

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Express

I forgot to tell you guys though, it's like playing a fast paced game of myst, without much thinking so the puzzles aren't annoying. It makes you feel like you are in the game the same way shenmue does.

[Azrael]

How in the world does a Mexican dude get away with charging $400 worth of stuff with a lady's credit card? WTF? When I was a cashier, we had to ask for picture ID everytime, as well as confirm the signature on the reciept with the one of the back of the card.

Wal-Mart's just lazy I guess.

[abacabb]

Firefox deleted all of my bookmarks. This browser is starting to piss me off.

[Rico!]

I just cut up my knuckles on a punching bag. Shit hurts like crazy. Fuck gloves, I say, who needs em???

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Some girl flaked on me. Fuck her.

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And FUCK the MTA. $2.00 a ride for the shittiest service ever.

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and on the topic of fuckign things, fuck T-Mobile, for being the shittiest phone service ever. I'll litterally have my phone on my table next to me, LOOKING straight at it, and then a message pops up saying I missed a call. WHEN THE FUCK DID I EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO MISS THE CALL??

[Dan?]

Trying to get back into Warhammer 40k. Just dusted off my old Tau army. You know, I'm a terrible painter, but I really am proud of this army, it looks great. The high-gloss black on these guys really makes em stand out, and the Crisis suits are so sleek they look like sex with guns.

Dragonforce this Saturday in Tally. Be there or be impaled on my righteous blade of zealous fury.

[Million]

It amazes me that the woman who drowned her 3 kids was found not guilty by reason of insanity. It's even more strange that this is NOT getting any press....the hell!? I think O'Reilly was the only media person talking about it. Apparently people are just fine with it...nobody is outraged or anything. The bitch killed her 3 children one by one...and somehow she's not guilty by reason of insanity. Absolutely ridiculous.

*Yasser Arafat is a funny name...just like Desmond Tutu. Every time I heard "Bishop Desmond Tutu" when I was a kid, I imagined he was wearing a tutu....like a little ballerina.

sometimes I just like to say things like "dookey", and "booty crack crust", or "crunchy turds". It amuses me

[Hunter D]

Anyone want to play secret of mana? I have never played through this game. Wanted to see if anyone is interested. Shit, I'm down to play any snes or genesis games online.

[Dan?]

Anyone want to play secret of mana? I have never played through this game. Wanted to see if anyone is interested. Shit, I'm down to play any snes or genesis games online.

I don't remember what part of the game it came from, but some friends and I always had an inside joke related to that game.

"BOOST me!" with heavy emphasis on the 'oo' sound. Also, I remmeber when your character went pink you could attack again.

Other than that I have no recollection of that game.

[mr. newbie]

Anyone want to play secret of mana? I have never played through this game. Wanted to see if anyone is interested. Shit, I'm down to play any snes or genesis games online.

lets play it on snes. i wanted to beat it to. it's my first rpg (still got the cart)

[Hunter D]

lets play it on snes. i wanted to beat it to. it's my first rpg (still got the cart)

The only way we could play it is over zbattle. I live in NYC and from your location you live in vegas.

[b1gazn]

pokemon simpsons myspace panic disco napoleon vicky cascada mac dre boobs sex nude porn bitch sluts ass tits pornstar skating blading skiing winter summer fall spring october march may july june november september april august december beatles john lennon british french communist anarchy punk pop hip hop hiphop style fashion breakdance breakdancing loose tight racing race skyline integra rick james chappelle chappelles chappelle's comic standup pablo francisco dane cook party pics bix nood noob n00b nub CS counterstrike counter strike fraps stepmania hacks maple story hax maplestory hacker korean nude chinese vietnamese asian japan nihon foreign music anime rap bling nigga guitar puff daddy urban ninja soccer ronaldinho crazy cool funny extreme ebaums bush america republican democrat liberal politics weed smoke blunt crack drugs drunk gay yaoi disney sony nintendo sega mortal kombat sonic mario chris brown lil wayne ll cool j jlo laffy taffy final fantasy tmnt football baseball tennis techno sean paul lesbian cock cat comedy sing american idol lost beatbox christian basketball spiderman superman transformers death kill maim video games popular martial arts game show capture youtube you tube sitcom episode episodes 1 10 50 100 75 25 15 60 90 final first last amateur hidden camera camcorder picture tribute fallen army osama bin laden military nuclear movie trailer andy milonakis director geek nerd jackass mtv nasty fight gang guns phone linux microsoft technology science math english writing reading school schoolgirls sailor remix fuck suck wylin dome event tradition cheat break stop lock enter heal type waste pop dance revolution bemani drum taiko rhythm voice rnb global warming pollution problem 90s 80s 70s urban culture heart lung feet eye shave razor cut emo britney star celebrity candid spears kevin federline hot cute sexy young old new classic original remake naruto one piece shaman king death note eyeshield 21

what is sausage links with bacon.

[Million]

the Law and Order ladies are just too delicious. That blonde defense attourney is absolutely adorable, especially with the glasses on...I think the name is Steph March? ...banged...SO HORD. I would do such things to her...such things.

THEN theres Mariska Hargitay and Angie Harmon. ah, the magical world of tv...a world where ugly people are the minority.

[RoninChaos]

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and on the topic of fuckign things, fuck T-Mobile, for being the shittiest phone service ever. I'll litterally have my phone on my table next to me, LOOKING straight at it, and then a message pops up saying I missed a call. WHEN THE FUCK DID I EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO MISS THE CALL??

That shit happens with EVERY cell phone company. Every one. Some engineers call it a switch drop.

[Roxie]

How in the world does a Mexican dude get away with charging $400 worth of stuff with a lady's credit card? WTF? When I was a cashier, we had to ask for picture ID everytime, as well as confirm the signature on the reciept with the one of the back of the card.

Wal-Mart's just lazy I guess.

Self check-outs.

[abacabb]

My friends call me a elitist because I always order a strawberry milkshake whenever we go out to eat. I just like strawberry ice cream.

[Roxie]

strawberry milkshakes are great.
fuck those haters.

[Roxie]

I thought I'd post this for you boys....Cause I'm sure most you didn't see RENT, but this number by Rosario Dawson is really hot. I love it.

Out Tonight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XWDwlFI6dM

[Million]

Rosario...she had me at hello. She had me at hello.

I'm not even sure what I would do if I happened to meet Rosario in person one day. It could be a conversation loaded with blatant flirtation/harassment...or it could be something where she may need to call the police. I truly don't know....but it would definitely be an interesting situation.

[RaishinX]

I was not told of the consequnces of eating ranch dressing. Fuck you all. I used to hate but I think I can tolerate it in small doses now. It went great with hot wings, fish and french fries.

[ShinAkumax]

Hmmm what are the consequences?

[RaishinX]

The Runs™. And no, I don't think it was caused by the hot wings.

And am I the only who thinks Will Ferrell isn't that funny? I swear his shit is average more often than not.

Everytime I look at the nations forecast I notice that parts of California have 60-70 degree weather. You guys can go to hell.

[Million]

-if Mimi and Belle have a serious clothes-tearing catfight on Days, I will bust off a gallon. They were close to fighting today...my heart was beating fast with anticipation. Women must realize that when they fight (assuming they look even halfway decent), it's one of the hottest visuals for us guys to behold. This is a situation that gives us TnA(potential for clothes-ripping and resulting nudity, along with some lesbo subtext) and violence all at the same time. It should be obvious why this is so appealing to us. Sadly, I've never seen a hot girlfight in person.

-Theresa gets hotter every time I see her on Passions. The current Theresa blows away the one from early era Passions. How does she continuously evolve? Fascinating.

-I showed my dad the infamous Guile speech on a random ytmnd site. Of course he was cracking up laughing, and immediately recognized that this movie is a must-see.

-I still can't believe Dave Coulier was fucking Alanis Morissette. Even worse...I REALLY don't understand Jermaine Troll-doll Dupri fucking around with JANET for all these years. It's like a monkey trying to fuck a football it makes no sense.

[ShinAkumax]

Man, last weel I had two orders or bar nachos followed by a slice of pizza from a street/bar vendor. My feces were green, all 7 times I went to following day.

[Roxie]

The fact that "You Ought To Know" is about Uncle Joey still fucking boggles me.

I want you to know, that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theatre?

[KryptoniteBoots]

Firefox deleted all of my bookmarks. This browser is starting to piss me off.

when i get home i may be able to help you get them back if you haven't already....

i hope this pain in my chest has nothing to do with that spot on my chest x-ray....a tumor @ 21 would be some real bullshit son...

[Adam Warlock]

The fact that "You Ought To Know" is about Uncle Joey still fucking boggles me.



Cut. it. Out.

[Mechanica]

sometimes I just get so fucking sick of shotos on 3s.

pick something else, XBL fools

[Dan?]

i hope this pain in my chest has nothing to do with that spot on my chest x-ray....a tumor @ 21 would be some real bullshit son...

I swear to God PimpC, if you try to die on me, I will kill you myself.








But seriously, just find a water cooler and RTSD. Always makes me feel better.

[Rico!]

ok so I've been talking with this girl on the phone for the last 2 weeks, and when i call today to make a date i get a message saying the number doesnt exist. :sad:

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doing powerpoint presentations for classes suck ass.

[RaishinX]

doing powerpoint presentations for classes suck ass.

Oh God. Don't remind me. I remember having to do one of those in the eighth grade. And MAN did it suck.

[FistsofFury]

Some days...just don't feel productive at all. I woke up at 3 pm and I knew that the couple thigns I wanted to be out doing just were not going to happen.

Now I'm just gonna drink some tea, eat ramen..listen to music and try to relax. Hopefully I can get some writing out and some reading in.

[Adam Warlock]

Some days, all I really want to do is eat vagina.

[Zenith]

Maybe it would be good if I ordered anchovies.

[SuicidalGrandpa]

Some days, all I really want to do is eat vagina.

Amen to that. But not when it's that time of month. :sad: It was that time for my girly.

Sad...

[raisingstorm]

Some days, all I really want to do is eat vagina.

---I ate too much vagina over a small period of time and ever since my breathe has smelled like vagina for the past 5 years. Take it easy buddy.


---I'm making 50 bucks for dressing up in an elmo costume and dancing around at a kids party for an hour. shouldn't be so bad.

[Adam Warlock]

Hmm. After watching a clip in the video thread, apparently I've been the recipient of a rusty trombone. I did not know that.

[FistsofFury]

Aww man..it looks like I'm not the Space Invaders champion anymore. Because there is no Space Invaders (or SRK arcade) to be champion of.

I had gotten really used to that trophy to.

The great Wiz giveth and taketh away I suppose.

[Airthrow]

I'm moving out tommorow, bought a rice cooker and fixin's for PBnJ today. I don't have any furniture and shall be sleeping on the floor (the way I like it).

[monbaby]

I'm moving out tommorow, bought a rice cooker and fixin's for PBnJ today. I don't have any furniture and shall be sleeping on the floor (the way I like it).



Hey at least it's YOUR house...

You don't have to take shit from anyone now...

The source of true happiness is having your own place...

Well thats what i believe anyway...:sweat:

[mr. newbie]

I'm moving out tommorow, bought a rice cooker and fixin's for PBnJ today. I don't have any furniture and shall be sleeping on the floor (the way I like it).

congrats

Amen to that. But not when it's that time of month. :sad: It was that time for my girly.

Sad...

soldier through and get ur red wings son.

Some days, all I really want to do is eat vagina.

and i've had the same thought. whats funny is if some random girl said she just wanted to give you head NOBODY would say no. it doesn't seem to work in reverse though. double standard wins again!

[TS]

The fact that "You Ought To Know" is about Uncle Joey still fucking boggles me.



What the fuck?

Are you serious?

[Roxie]

I know, right? Unfuckingbelievable and 100% true.

[Million]

heh, brought back memories(Airthrow's comment)...at my first apartment last year...I slept on the floor for about 4 or 5 months. Well, kinda...I had an air mattress, but it was cheap, and from a friend of the family. It would always be completely deflated by the time I woke up in the mornings. I only cared that the air lasted long enough for me to fall asleep. Of course, this was all because I'm a cheap bastard. Even now, at my 2nd apartment...I have no furniture---1 futon, and my computer desk(50 bucks. Office Max) with an office chair...and 1 metal folding chair. The desk is the central "hub" where I'm on the comp, watching tv, or playing games....I even eat meals right here at the desk. I'll get a table....someday. (*mostly just to display this cool looking chess set I have.)

I still miss that old place. I keep some pictures of it on my phone. There's so many fond memories simply because it was my first apartment, and it was possibly the best possible location in this city.(the "West End"/Vandy area of Nashville.)

[Ne0phyte]

I just bought a bottle of gin, a bottle of tequila, and a bottle of vodka, and I'm drinking a strawberry margarita now! I even rimmed the glass with salt! Hooray!

I'm training to be my own personal bartender. I finally decided to find out what a Tom Collins was, and made one, and it was delicious! Makes me wonder even more why people bother with beer when there's such better stuff around.

I can't wait to start school! And to get good at Third Strike! I've been practicing.

[TacoChan]

just wondering what has been going on in the world of SRK.

hi TS and anyone else I might know.

[Murt!]

I can't wait to start school! And to get good at Third Strike! I've been practicing.


Who do you play as?

[mr. newbie]

"you ought to know" wtf is this?

[Ne0phyte]

Who do you play as?
Mainly Ken and Yun. I'm not bad, but I want to be good.

Time to eat something I haven't eaten in a very long time: Pizza rolls~!

[Roxie]

TC, Congrats on the baby girl! :lovin::party:
"you ought to know" wtf is this?
The Alanis Morrisette song that made her famous in 1996

[tsumi]

my brain hurts so bad

[Roxie]

the brain doesn't feel pain.

[abacabb]

Im going to the beach tomorrow. The last time I went I didnt have my shorts so I couldnt get into the water. So I just wore some jeans and rolled them up. Which in turned caused me to get sand on my favorite pair of jeans. I hate sand.

[tsumi]

the brain doesn't feel pain.


maybe not, didn't know that

it still hurts though

[monbaby]

i've been doing some scientific tests on my kitty lately...

I'm tryiing to find out if he actually likes music...

And yes... He does react diferently to different songs...

I played "There's been a murder" by Jay-Z and he tries to find the sirens and gunshots in the background...

But whenever i play "Christmas Time is Here" from a charlie brown christmas he becomes incredibly relaxed...

Or maybe it's just my imagination...

[Million]

"Taco" might still hold the title as hottest SRKer of all time, unless by some off-chance she managed to hit the wall early in life. (*it happens. I knew some twins that were hot in junior high, and by as early as 10th grade they were fat and looked like someone's non-MILFy mom. I knew another broad that looked like she was about 43 years old by just 10th grade. It was sad.)

-my wonderful 4-day weekend is now officially over. Already, this makes me want to break something.

whoahhh they're still showing The Littles on WB apparently! It's on right now.

[PsychoSquall]

I'm watching Densha Otoko...


I just finished watching the whole series. It was funny to see Street Fighter figures in some of those otaku's rooms.

[Rico!]

stuff

Million, I hate to be so cliche, but ALL of your posts are useless without pics. You must mention about 10 new "pieces of ass" every day.

[monbaby]

Million, I hate to be so cliche, but ALL of your posts are useless without pics. You must mention about 10 new "pieces of ass" every day.



You can find tacochan on myspace...

EDIT: http://www.myspace.com/jennaxcore

[Roxie]

Million, I hate to be so cliche, but ALL of your posts are useless without pics. You must mention about 10 new "pieces of ass" every day.
Please do not encourage him.

[Azrael]

The fact that "You Ought To Know" is about Uncle Joey still fucking boggles me.
...Good googly-moogly. I can never listen to that song the same way again. I listened to it A LOT after my breakup. Somehow, I really connected to a screaming, angry Canadian chick during my time of sorrow.

Speaking of music, Anita Baker's "Sweet Love" is owning me right now. Hasn't there been a (good) cover of that song? Eh, even if there was I doubt they could match the original. Anita Baker was my first (and quite possibly, only) celebrity crush. I was like 4 years old though. :rofl:

[Muff Daddy]

I just bought a bottle of gin, a bottle of tequila, and a bottle of vodka, and I'm drinking a strawberry margarita now! I even rimmed the glass with salt! Hooray!

I'm training to be my own personal bartender. I finally decided to find out what a Tom Collins was, and made one, and it was delicious! Makes me wonder even more why people bother with beer when there's such better stuff around.

:tup: i approve this message. i'm also going to be playing bartender.

co-sign on the Tom Collins.

i just moved into a new house on saturday and there is a bar in the basement. needless to say (and yet i'm going to say it) its on like Donkey Kong!!!

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/IMG_0564.jpg

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/IMG_0568.jpg - it haaaaaaaaaas begun!

i'm about to have a monopoly on parties from here on out. i'm about to approach god tier. and the best part is, i won't have to go anywhere or risk driving drunk.

also, i've had no less then seven unique requests from my female friends for me to install a stripper pole - and i'm seriously considering puttting one in: http://www.kegworks.com/home.php?cat=758
but i wouldn't go with this. i'd could probably get away with going to Home Depot and doing it myself. although, that would be an akward conversation with the Home Depot people:

me: "yeah hi, i'm looking for a brass pole, about eight feet in length, and also some metal brackets for mounting."
sales associate: "you're installing a stripper pole aren't you?"
me: ":sweat: well, i uh, i...."
sales associate: "don't worry, at Home Depot™ we can help. :tup: "

i was actually just in Home Depot on Monday nite and i ran into a girl i went to grade school with.

me: "yeah, you should come by sometime, i've got a bar in the basement now."
her: "really? is there a stripper pole? i'm not coming if there's not a stripper pole."
me: ":mad: I'M WORKING ON THE STRIPPER POLE OKAY!!!"


just found this: http://www.pimpit.com/pimpit-portable-dancer-pole-p-1865.html

oh its on now... time to get the camera. Million, expect pics in a few weeks.

[RaishinX]

I laughed out loud at the fact that a lot of kids are going to school today. I just wanna run up to my old school, point and laugh at all the people who have to go, just for the hell of it. And maybe because I'm a bastard.

[Dan?]

The great Wiz giveth and taketh away I suppose.


Swing loooooow sweet Arcaaaaaade-stick, comin forth to carry me hooooooome!

I just patched DoW: Winter Assault, and there's some bug that makes the game hit a lag spike literally every three seconds. It makes the game completely unplayable (surprise, surprise).

Watching through 24 S1 with my lady, and I completely forgot about one of my favorite scenes. When Senator Palmer shows up at CTU and calls Bauer in, and Bauer's all 'wha?' Palmer just goes "SIT!" and Bauer looks like a scared 2nd grader in the principal's office. Dennis Haysbert is dreamy.

[raisingstorm]

salted meats will be the death of me

[FistsofFury]

Oh shit..it is on like Donkey Kong Tuff.

Where do you live now? What cross-streets?

[TacoChan]

Roxie: thanks. she's wonderful. I don't get that much sleep, but hey... that's how it goes. that's my old Myspace, btw.

Million: thanks?

[RaishinX]

My back is killing me. My ass is sore.





























And no, I have NOT been the recipient of anal sex.

[Muff Daddy]

Oh shit..it is on like Donkey Kong Tuff.

Where do you live now? What cross-streets?


yes my friend, it is ON. i'm in harper woods, two blocks off kelly - down the street from eastland mall.

the speed racks are on the way to the house as we type.

expect a PM with directions to the new crib as soon as i put the finishing touches on :tup:

*dramatic music*
"prepare for trouble, we're gonna get drunk...
make it double, it's time to get crunk...
Jesse! - Jaaames!
Team Rocket! blast off at the speed of light
come to the house and drink all nite nite nite!!!"

yeah i'm pretty damn geek'd

[Worthless]

i just got the turbografx 16 and 16 games including the og r-type for $45

today is full of win.

[Dan?]

yes my friend, it is ON. i'm in harper woods, two blocks off kelly - down the street from eastland mall.

the speed racks are on the way to the house as we type.

expect a PM with directions to the new crib as soon as i put the finishing touches on :tup:

*dramatic music*
"prepare for trouble, we're gonna get drunk...
make it double, it's time to get crunk...
Jesse! - Jaaames!
Team Rocket! blast off at the speed of light
come to the house and drink all nite nite nite!!!"

yeah i'm pretty damn geek'd

Your triumphant singing makes me wanna get all Zulu on your hind-quarters.

[mr. newbie]

lol zulu as a verb too good.

you guys seen those dew dove commercials? the ones with the regular women? i get all million about them. they're so average and beautiful. average women >me?
like this one http://www.dove.us/insideout/english/ kelly i think it is. it supposed to empower women by not using models.

definetly some ass in the web-commercial.everybody wins with this. regular women get to be dove girls and i get to objectify them like models!

[Serpent]

lol zulu as a verb too good.

you guys seen those dew dove commercials? the ones with the regular women? i get all million about them. they're so average and beautiful. average women >me?
like this one http://www.dove.us/insideout/english/ kelly i think it is. it supposed to empower women by not using models.

Empower women by getting them to spend money. Buying a product doesn't "empower" you. Good ploy by Dove though I guess.

Million thinks every girl is a hot piece of ass. I think the man is just so desperate he'll pork anything at this point. I wouldn't even let this kid into NOASS. I'm going to talk it over with Viscant, but I think we should set a requirement that you've had sex with atleast 3 different hot women before you can join our club.

[Adam Warlock]

Empower women by getting them to spend money. Buying a product doesn't "empower" you. Good ploy by Dove though I guess.

Million thinks every girl is a hot piece of ass. I think the man is just so desperate he'll pork anything at this point. I wouldn't even let this kid into NOASS. I'm going to talk it over with Viscant, but I think we should set a requirement that you've had sex with atleast 3 different hot women before you can join our club.

You'll have to boot viscant at that point and your club becomes an army of one.

[Million]

no, not every woman...here are some uglies in my opinion..i've mentioned them before:

Alek Wek (google the name only if you haven't had lunch recently. She is a complete horror show.)
Camryn Manheim - seriously looks like the real life equivalent of Ms. Piggy.
Barbara Walters -ugly + the most unsexy voice of all time. No thanks. She'd have to pay me at least 6 figures to hit that.

"Like Dat" on the current season of Flavor of Luv
The current form of Elizabeth Taylor(shame...she used to be one of the hottest women in hollywood. Now she's terrible. Aging sucks.)

Liza Minelli
current Farrah Fawcett --the poster girl for "hitting the wall".
Brigitte Nielsen --current form of course. Even the 80s version is questionable for me, since she had those huge manly shoulders. I don't understand how Stallone got past that.
Chyna/Doll Joanie Laurer -nope. Wouldn't hit it....unless the Price was Right of course.

[fishjie]

I'm moving out tommorow, bought a rice cooker and fixin's for PBnJ today. I don't have any furniture and shall be sleeping on the floor (the way I like it).

congratulations. lemme bring over a bottle of some Courvoisier and some cigars and we can celebrate.

[mr. newbie]

I think the man is just so desperate he'll pork anything at this point. I wouldn't even let this kid into NOASS. I'm going to talk it over with Viscant, but I think we should set a requirement that you've had sex with atleast 3 different hot women before you can join our club.

viscant is "as pure as the driven snow" "'i'm a virgin" so how can he be in it? and why are you a part of it? i thought u didn't like viscant? what is noass all about

so many questions.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

And no, I have NOT been the recipient of anal sex.

A likely story.

[RaishinX]

A likely story.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[Dan?]

That's my boyfriend and he's sticking it to me.

Fixed.

[Roxie]

:sad: I'm no longer in Dan?'s sig :sad:

[Serpent]

viscant is "as pure as the driven snow" "'i'm a virgin" so how can he be in it? and why are you a part of it? i thought u didn't like viscant? what is noass all about

so many questions.

I'm in it because it helps make my life extremely peaceful and stress free. Women only bring me problems, so why not just ignore them completely, and just focus on my happiness? My happiness is based on not putting too much effort into anything, sleeping a lot, and playing video games. I'm not completely sure why Viscant is in it, since he still hangs out with this one chick and I don't understand the point of the "relationship" if he's not having sex with her, but I stay out of his personal life.

People never seem to realize this in person, but I'm extremely anti-social and dislike people in general. I'm a lot happier staying at home and just not spending any money or dealing with people. The problem is I'm extremely charasmatic, so people usually want me to go out with them to bars and stuff. For my career, I need to maintain a good image and keep a solid amount of friends, so when people want me to go out I'll usually do so. I'll even help pick up girls, but I don't really want anything to do with them. Thank god in San Diego you can't get drinks after 1:30, and everything closes by 2 AM. I atleast get to be home by 2:30 and fall asleep.

Seriously, look at your life, and think about how much better it would be if you removed women and the pursuit of sex completely from it. I don't know why America is so hung up on going after sex. It requires too much work, and the women here are a bit strange about it. If you've ever hooked up with a European girl, you can see how much less uptight they are on their views towards sex, and just how much more easygoing they are. There's something wrong with American women, and I'd prefer not to ever deal with it. They're usually really stuck up or just crazy. It might be feminism, I don't know, it's certainly something. Whenever I deal with women, after awhile I almost always want to beat the crap out of them. Women in the workplace has absolutely destroyed American productivity, and our school systems are falling severely behind. I can't change society, but I can certainly do what's best for myself. I just want to live my own life, as much freedom and free time to myself as possible. I used to want a really big salary so I could retire quicker, but even that doesn't entice me any longer. I want to work 40 hours or less for a mediocre salary, and I'll be happy. If I ever find a woman that doesn't completely annoy me, maybe I'll quit NO ASS, but for now, this seems to be the prudent way for me to be happy with my life.

[Dan?]

:sad: I'm no longer in Dan?'s sig :sad:


Baby, you know I love ya. You may not be in my sig, but you'll always be in my heart.








Also, I can edit you back in. Huzzah!

[Roxie]

I think it's the Puritanical background of our society.

[monbaby]

I think it's the Puritanical background of our society.



What are you talking about?...

Who was that directed to?...

[Million]

...strange how much we're on the same page about certain things...sometimes...Serpent just manages to say things a little more harsh than I would, which is amusing to me...considering how deep my anger and hatred go. Perhaps I just hold back a little too much in my occasionally misogynistic commentary...or perhaps I don't care as much as I used to. Yeah, it's the latter. I've certainly felt a lot better emotionally and psychologically since I focused on money, and stopped even trying to play that ridiculous bullshit ass game just to get a girlfriend/romance. It made since to stop, since for me, it only led to pain and more resulting bitterness and hate. A 100% track record completely made up of FAIL tends to make you want to kill and torture most things. Just give me as much money as possible in life, and I'm fine with that. Love can go suck a diseased dick.

[TS]

Jen- Howdy. Congratulations, and you're hella gay for having a Myspace.

Tuff, nice avatar.

Rok- less nice.


Everyone go to Evolution.




edit: Million- have you ever considered that maybe it's where you live? Perhaps the women in your region just suck more than women in general.

[Roxie]

It was supposed to look like http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/Roxie21/Lilyav.jpg

[monbaby]

I feel the same about being alone...

I was born and raised an only child...

I was pretty muched raised by my mother grandparents...

So i was never into my generations likes dislikes...

So naturally i spend a lot of time to myself and i'm alot more comftorable hanging around 35 and older people...

This really doesn't mesh well with women my age simply because they expect me to treat them like complete ass since thats what this generation is pretty much about...

Just listen to music today and you know what i mean...

But anyways i just keep to myself for the most part...

But women don't seem to understand this...

They want you to be some psychic being or something and you supposed to know how they feel and know what to do at all times and take initiative with everything...

I'm just not like that...

i'm a quiet person so i really need some motivation from the female...

And that's just how it is and i really don't see a change...

and it's funny when i went to europe i had no problems attracting women...

I would go up to a bar and women would actually come up and talk to me...

It really kinda owned...

Germany and Spain women for the win...

[Roxie]

What are you talking about?...

Who was that directed to?...
sourpuss serpent over there.

[monbaby]

sourpuss serpent over there.



I man i read the definition of that word and i don't see what puritans have to do with anything...

And yes serpent is a mean person...

[mr. newbie]

Seriously, look at your life, and think about how much better it would be if you removed women and the pursuit of sex completely from it.

i'm usually pretty apathetic about women in general but since the prince of masturbation tourney is on i don't even speak to them.


Women in the workplace has absolutely destroyed American productivity, and our school systems are falling severely behind.

women can't work? (why didn't rok jump on this) what do they have to do with the school system? are they stupid to lol?



If I ever find a woman that doesn't completely annoy me,

good luck:rofl:

i get taht your slightly anti-women in general but i might just be taking this out of context.

[monbaby]

women can't work? (why didn't rok jump on this) what do they have to do with the school system? are they stupid to lol?







I know one of the main concerns about women in the schoolsystem is that it is unfair to the male students...

I read in an article that the reason that males are declining in schools academically and females are rising is because women teacher vastly outnumber male teachers...

Men simply have a hard time relating to thier teachers...

Also it's really hitting hard ith the black males in our society because most teachers are white females...

Most black males already have a problem with white people let lone having to be under the authority of a white woman makes them resent school all together...

It's just something i read...

[Roxie]

(why didn't rok jump on this)

Cause I pick & choose my battles now. I've had my arguements with Serpent and filled my quota on that.



I man i read the definition of that word and i don't see what puritans have to do with anything...

pu·ri·tan·i·cal
Rigorous in religious observance; marked by stern morality.
Puritanical Of, relating to, or characteristic of the Puritans.The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

puritanical
adj 1: of or relating to Puritans or Puritanism 2: exaggeratedly proper; "my straitlaced Aunt Anna doesn't approve of my miniskirts" [syn: priggish (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=priggish), prim (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=prim), prissy (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=prissy), prudish (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=prudish), square-toed (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=square-toed), straitlaced (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=straitlaced), strait-laced (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=strait-laced), straightlaced (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=straightlaced), straight-laced (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=straight-laced), tight-laced (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=tight-laced), victorian (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=victorian)] 3: morally rigorous and strict; "blue laws"; "the puritan work ethic"; "puritanic distaste for alcohol"; "she was anything but puritanical in her behavior" [syn: blue(a) (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=blue%28a%29), puritan (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=puritan), puritanic (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=puritanic)]

for more info http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puritanical

[ShinAkumax]

And yes serpent is a mean person...


He's funny though. Really funny. Him and Bowlin Pin should have a baby.

[Airthrow]

congratulations. lemme bring over a bottle of some Courvoisier and some cigars and we can celebrate.

Fuck yeah, except I have no place to sit down except on the floor....:confused:

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

:rofl:

I could have sworn I just saw Zack from the original Power Ranger cast playing a clerk in a Petsmart commerial.

Holy shit.

[monbaby]

*snip*...






That wasn't necessary since i told you i read the definition already...

What does that have to do with what he said is what i'm not understanding...

What does being a puritan have to do with him wanting to be alone and thinking women are annoying?...

[Adam Warlock]

That wasn't necessary since i told you i read the definition already...

What does that have to do with what he said is what i'm not understanding...

What does being a puritan have to do with him wanting to be alone and thinking women are annoying?...

She was referring to this:

I don't know why America is so hung up on going after sex. It requires too much work, and the women here are a bit strange about it. If you've ever hooked up with a European girl, you can see how much less uptight they are on their views towards sex, and just how much more easygoing they are.

[Ne0phyte]

snip
I've always wanted a bar!! Stoli strawberry vodka is <3, but hopefully you have more than just vodka?? I've always been a gin person myself. I want an address PM too! Oh, and I thought most basements had those metal poles? I liked playing on those when I was little and I do handstands and stuff on them now.

Blue Oyster Cult is doing a free concert downtown, yay. I feel like I'm obligated to do anything free, because of my hatred of spending money.

[monbaby]

I've always wanted a bar!! Stoli strawberry vodka is <3, but hopefully you have more than just vodka?? I've always been a gin person myself. I want an address PM too! Oh, and I thought most basements had those metal poles? I liked playing on those when I was little and I do handstands and stuff on them now.

Blue Oyster Cult is doing a free concert downtown, yay. I feel like I'm obligated to do anything free, because of my hatred of spending money.




Gin?...

I don't know but i had a taste of that seagrims and i nearly puked myself...

For me it's defiantely crown and coke or anything with tequila...

Hey you know the ingredients for long island ice tea?...

I can drink that shit like water...

And stay off the pole ne0!!!...:sweat:

Colleges don't accept 1 dollar bills for tuition!... :razzy:

[arcticninja]

:tup: i approve this message. i'm also going to be playing bartender.

co-sign on the Tom Collins.

i just moved into a new house on saturday and there is a bar in the basement. needless to say (and yet i'm going to say it) its on like Donkey Kong!!!

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/IMG_0564.jpg

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/IMG_0568.jpg - it haaaaaaaaaas begun!

i'm about to have a monopoly on parties from here on out. i'm about to approach god tier. and the best part is, i won't have to go anywhere or risk driving drunk.

also, i've had no less then seven unique requests from my female friends for me to install a stripper pole - and i'm seriously considering puttting one in: http://www.kegworks.com/home.php?cat=758
but i wouldn't go with this. i'd could probably get away with going to Home Depot and doing it myself. although, that would be an akward conversation with the Home Depot people:

me: "yeah hi, i'm looking for a brass pole, about eight feet in length, and also some metal brackets for mounting."
sales associate: "you're installing a stripper pole aren't you?"
me: ":sweat: well, i uh, i...."
sales associate: "don't worry, at Home Depot™ we can help. :tup: "

i was actually just in Home Depot on Monday nite and i ran into a girl i went to grade school with.

me: "yeah, you should come by sometime, i've got a bar in the basement now."
her: "really? is there a stripper pole? i'm not coming if there's not a stripper pole."
me: ":mad: I'M WORKING ON THE STRIPPER POLE OKAY!!!"


just found this: http://www.pimpit.com/pimpit-portable-dancer-pole-p-1865.html

oh its on now... time to get the camera. Million, expect pics in a few weeks.





dude, have a party. I'd drive down to Detroit for it :) I miss you guys :(

ps. I'm serious

[Million]

Million- have you ever considered that maybe it's where you live? Perhaps the women in your region just suck more than women in general.
yeah, that's a factor. Memphis "ladies" are, for the most part, trash. It's really that simple. There's also what may be a real "curse" at play....and perhaps the fact that I was raised to be such a "Mr. Wonderful" or "gentleman", along with the added influence of so many bullshit tv shows and movies in the 80s. These things lead a young man well away from the correct path of being more of an alphamale. The alphamales are the winners in life. All other guys don't get a goddamn thing....and that goes for more than just love and/or pussy. This is undeniable fact.

*oh and Nashville--better women(by a considerable margin), but there's still the curse...and I've been in the "don't give a shit" mode for a few years now, so it's not like I've seriously tried since I moved back here last year. I may get back into the "hunt" soon, I guess....if my lust drives me enough. I haven't tried the category of white girls...so there's an option...I guess. Asians---might as well not even go that route, since I happen to not be a white guy.

*where the hell is Jimmy the Geek from AOTS these days? He was quite annoying at first, but the appeal grew on me, and I came to look forward to his segments every time. This was the only funny character the show ever had, and they apparently dropped him. Bullshit.

I could have sworn I just saw Zack from the original Power Ranger cast playing a clerk in a Petsmart commerial.

Holy shit.Correct. Zack(Walter Jones, I think) did in fact appear on a PetSmart commercial, but that's kind of late news. I saw that commercial last year...unless he did another one. He has also appeared on a few VH1 "I Luv the '___s" specials.

[Ne0phyte]

Gin?...

I don't know but i had a taste of that seagrims and i nearly puked myself...

For me it's defiantely crown and coke or anything with tequila...

Hey you know the ingredients for long island ice tea?...

I can drink that shit like water...

And stay off the pole ne0!!!...

Colleges don't accept 1 dollar bills for tuition!... :razzy:
:razzy:
Long Island Iced Tea = vodka, gin, tequila, light rum, lemon juice, and a bit of cola. Now I'm gonna make myself one. I've never had Seagram's gin... my mom only drank Bombay Sapphire, so that's what I always had. I can't drink gin straight, but try it with any red or citrus juice. Or try a gin gimlet. That's the first drink I ever had when I was like... ten. I've been sold on gin ever since.
dude, have a party. I'd drive down to Detroit for it :) I miss you guys :(

ps. I'm serious
Seconded!

[arcticninja]

hey Ne0phyte, did you know that gin glows blue under a black light?

now you know and knowing is half the battle.

[Adam Warlock]

hey Ne0phyte, did you know that gin glows blue under a black light?

now you know and knowing is half the battle.

Not all gins. Gin only glows if it has an additive. Gin and tonic will glow though.

[Slide]

snip.

:rofl:
you're so full of shit. this denial and avoidance rant is hillarious man keep up the good work. glad youre back to entertain us with this stuff once again. :tup:

[fishjie]

Fuck yeah, except I have no place to sit down except on the floor....:confused:

you're talking to the guy who was sprawled outside the ground at gameworks. it'll be fine. lets get liquored up baby!

[Rico!]

and it's funny when i went to europe i had no problems attracting women...

I would go up to a bar and women would actually come up and talk to me...

It really kinda owned...

Germany and Spain women for the win...


Good old Europe. I've mentioned this plenty of times...women in Europe are allowed to be more promiscuous. Its the opposite of america; women are expected to approach the men and buy him drinks... completely different world over there. :lovin:

if you were being approached alot, it means you're a good looking guy

[Azrael]

you guys seen those dew dove commercials? the ones with the regular women? i get all million about them. they're so average and beautiful. average women >me?
Dude, I love "natural" women. I can't stand models because it's so fake. You're never going to find a woman who looks like that, and even if you somehow did it takes a lot of effort to create and maintain that look (I speak from experience). It's tiring and annoying. Natural FTW.

I've found that I'm a huge fan of the dorky look, and the business look. A girl with a retro-ish t-shirt, some jeans, and glasses hanging off her nose = hotness for me. (And if she were to start talking about how King is actually better than EX King in CvS1...good lord, I'd have to surprise butt-sex her on the spot...) And then I love the professional - black jacket, white shirt, black skirt, hair tied behind her head...and if she's wearing glasses too! GGPO me.

If you've ever hooked up with a European girl, you can see how much less uptight they are on their views towards sex, and just how much more easygoing they are. There's something wrong with American women, and I'd prefer not to ever deal with it.
This is actually pretty true. It was one of the first things I noticed when I started living overseas. ...That's not to say American women don't trounce other women in other areas, but when it comes to sex, they actually kinda suck.

It's funny, because here in Japan, things are reversed - it's kind of easy for men to get sex, while women actually have to work for it. Out of all the women I know here, only the Americans are the ones having long sexual dry spells. One girl complained constantly about not getting much over a three year span. But she didn't really do anything about it, just like she was expecting sex to come to her. The British girls and Australian girls and New Zealand girls had no problems going out and finding a one night stand or fuck buddy or whatever.

[Serpent]

:rofl:
you're so full of shit. this denial and avoidance rant is hillarious man keep up the good work. glad youre back to entertain us with this stuff once again. :tup:

? What are you talking about?

[abacabb]

I'm eating limes like there oranges. I'll probably move onto the lemons next

[Rico!]

...so are serpent and serp's attourney the same guy?

[Hunter D]

...so are serpent and serp's attourney the same guy?

No, they aren't the same guy.

[ShinAkumax]

No....

[Rico!]

thanks for clarifying.

[arcticninja]

Not all gins. Gin only glows if it has an additive. Gin and tonic will glow though.


Nice, didn't know that. I only consume gin in it's gin & tonic form (which is delicious btw).

Now I know and knowing is half the battle.

[Million]

Just to do the asshole method of a self-ego boost...some random talking points about my so-called old friend I refer to here as "Dumbass":

-without question, THE Worst Gamer of All Time™.(*I've considered switching his "name" in future posts/writings from "Dumbass" to "WGOAT") There's a nearly endless list of examples for why he has this title.(e.g.--loses to Abyss in MvC2, I've got a "perfect" on him in that, he couldn't even get past "Stage 4" cpu teams in MvC2 if I recall, he flew directly into an enemy ship in Rogue Leader(GC) on the first stage, would always run out of lives in Contra DESPITE the 30 lives code, it really just goes on and on. I should keep all this documented because I'm starting to forget.)

-He is even more hopless than I am with regard to women. That's just fucking pathetic and sad. One depressing factor in this is that he will most likely always look like a 13 year old....a guy who just started puberty yesterday. I'm like Billy Dee Williams-tier smooth compared to this dude. He is truly socialy crippled, and probably will always be that way. Surprisingly, he has the gall to actually be quite picky when it comes to the ladies!

-He is a habitual liar, and has just about every terrible personality trait you could possibly imagine; extremely inconsiderate, self-absorbed, annoyingly passive-aggressive, delusional/delusions of grandeur, ignorant, close-minded, short-sighted, has a "short guy"complex(results in certain hilarious behavior, like "walking LOUD". Yes, he would walk loudly to make sure he sounds all big and bad, I guess. This continued on thru the teen years and into his 20s now. haha...it makes me laugh to even think of this..."walking loudly"? WHAT the fuck.) The list of negative qualities just goes on and on.

At my lowest points of depression, I've often cheered myself back up at least a little by thinking "at least I'm not THAT guy".

[abacabb]

Just to do the asshole method of a self-ego boost...some random talking points about my so-called old friend I refer to here as "Dumbass":

-without question, THE Worst Gamer of All Time™.(*I've considered switching his "name" in future posts/writings from "Dumbass" to "WGOAT") There's a nearly endless list of examples for why he has this title.(e.g.--loses to Abyss in MvC2, I've got a "perfect" on him in that, he couldn't even get past "Stage 4" cpu teams in MvC2 if I recall, he flew directly into an enemy ship in Rogue Leader(GC) on the first stage, would always run out of lives in Contra DESPITE the 30 lives code, it really just goes on and on. I should keep all this documented because I'm starting to forget.)

-He is even more hopless than I am with regard to women. That's just fucking pathetic and sad. One depressing factor in this is that he will most likely always look like a 13 year old....a guy who just started puberty yesterday. I'm like Billy Dee Williams-tier smooth compared to this dude. He is truly socialy crippled, and probably will always be that way. Surprisingly, he has the gall to actually be quite picky when it comes to the ladies!

-He is a habitual liar, and has just about every terrible personality trait you could possibly imagine; extremely inconsiderate, self-absorbed, annoyingly passive-aggressive, delusional/delusions of grandeur, ignorant, close-minded, short-sighted, has a "short guy"complex(results in certain hilarious behavior, like "walking LOUD". Yes, he would walk loudly to make sure he sounds all big and bad, I guess. This continued on thru the teen years and into his 20s now. haha...it makes me laugh to even think of this..."walking loudly"? WHAT the fuck.) The list of negative qualities just goes on and on.

At my lowest points of depression, I've often cheered myself back up at least a little by thinking "at least I'm not THAT guy".

He sounds like someone I know.

[the T1AN]

:rofl: Gizoogle is sweet :rofl:

Headline taken from The Onion.com:
Condoleezza Rizzy Holds Bathtime Talks Wit Undersea Representatizzles

[VG Emblem]

Hehe, guess what?

It's my Birthday today. August 10th, the day most of you wish never existed. I wonder if I'll get a Birthday thread....

Also, my premium ran out. I got it last year on August 9th, so it ended a few hours ago. I think I'll re-up tomorrow.

[TheSix]

....oh the humanity. (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/stp/192333035.html)

---------------------------

Happy birthday VGE. Movin' on up.

[Bowling Pin]

You know what would strike me as weird? If there was an HIV + martial artist who fought in illegal death matches. What if, instead of killing a guy, he just buttsexes him on the spot? Like, "OOOH, YOU'RE FUCKED FOR LIFE ESSE." That would be cold.

[tsumi]

Hehe, guess what?

It's my Birthday today. August 10th, the day most of you wish never existed. I wonder if I'll get a Birthday thread....

Also, my premium ran out. I got it last year on August 9th, so it ended a few hours ago. I think I'll re-up tomorrow.




Happy birthday vg emblem

[Adam Warlock]

No, they aren't the same guy.

You sure? When serp got banned he used his serp's attorney acct until his serp acct got unbanned.

[Slide]

? What are you talking about?

nvm it
cause it doesnt matter

[TS]

http://www.suntimes.com/output/roeper/cst-nws-roep08.html

So nice.

And I post this because they mentioned on the radio a few days ago that some new poll shows that 1/3rd of all Americans believe the government had something to do with 9/11 (ie. intentionally causing it or letting it happen).

The internet is a terrible place.


Anyway, it's gonna suck to fly for a while...I hope everyone makes their Evo flights, with the whole terrorist thing that just went down in the UK.

[RaishinX]

Fixed.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: How do you come up with this shit?


Happy birthday vg emblem

And that's all you're getting, cocktrench.

[Azrael]

I stopped by a-cho for a few rounds of Alpha 3 yesterday.

a-cho used to be an hour's train ride away for me, and now since I've moved it's a 10-minute bike ride. ...Still I don't think I'll go that often, as I have free time now but I'll be working again in September.

Anyway, found someone playing a V-Zangief, so I challenged him. The way machines are set up in a-cho (or any arcade in Japan really) you really don't know who you're fighting unless you got a look beforehand. Whoever it was, he had a tricky V-Gief. He could jump in, c.rh, and then buffer that into a pile-driver which grabbed me. Maybe I'm rusty, but I haven't seen that before. It was sick, because if I let Gief jump in on me, it was like a guaranteed pile driver. So I either had to try and anti-air and trade hits, or let the sweep hit to avoid getting slammed. I lost a few games at first but then finally won. Then, whoever it was, continued and switched to V-Sagat.

.....Oh shit.

I remember that Neko (?), supposedly the best V-Sagat player IN THE WORLD, plays at a-cho. Is this who I'm fighting? After a few games, I determine it isn't - his V-Sagat's a force to be sure, but it's not Neko. Primarily because he wasn't CC infinting me after every VC. I've played against Neko before actually, and he abuses the CC infinite a bit.

I lost 5 or 6 games before finally coming through with a win. As the guy left the machine and came around the back, I could finally see who it was - it was the tournament organizer! It's the guy who holds the a-cho tournaments, and acts as the announcer. This guy is pretty damned good himself. I saw him, in casual play once, rack up a 56 game with streak with A-Ryu. ...A-fucking-Ryu! So I was thrilled to have beaten him twice. The overall score was still like 10-2 in favor of him...but still, I imagine there's not many guys out there who can manage that 2.

[Serpent]

You sure? When serp got banned he used his serp's attorney acct until his serp acct got unbanned.


My Serp account got unbanned a long, long time ago. I've used the Serp's Attorney account, but it's definitely not my "main one" nor am I the only person that's used it. It's more like I borrowed it from someone else a few times.

[Slide]

i jumped out of a casa airplane today and earlier in the day i was cool. once we got into the air i was kind of nervous it had been a year since i last jumped(due to being deployed). I was worried I'd land real hard cause I usually always land like bricks, or something else goes crazy up there like landing the trees. However, i couldve probably done a standing landing today I landed so soft. Needless to say though i landed so soft... into a thorn patch.

[KryptoniteBoots]

I really need a new fucking av......

These local chicks on myspace are really agressive, i think a few of them just want to come to my crib so they can tie me up and steal shit....

Just got my premium back, time to give out some negs i've been wanting to give out for a few months....

And can someone find me some Jordan IV Mars, size 9, for like $150 paypal.....so many 16 year olds on issforums.

[Stabby]

Happy B-Day, VG. How old are you now, 14? 15?

You should eventually start getting more respect.

Also-- I think some independent comics are better than most manga. Walking Dead and Invincible are hot.

But Berserk still kicks their asses.

[mr. newbie]

happy b-day vg. lol how wold are you?

[Rico!]

Happy Bday VG. A small rant: its annoying when VG makes a completely valid point in any thread and someone says something like "your not old enough to say these things". Totally funny and original. :rolleyes:

[raisingstorm]

i wish i had a shaggin wagon. that would be fuckin great

[monbaby]

Hehe, guess what?

It's my Birthday today. August 10th, the day most of you wish never existed. I wonder if I'll get a Birthday thread....

Also, my premium ran out. I got it last year on August 9th, so it ended a few hours ago. I think I'll re-up tomorrow.



Happy birthday man...

Mine was on the 4th, so us Leo's must stick together...

ROOOAAAARRR!!!!...

[abacabb]

Happy Birthday VG.

[Million]

man, just wait 'til you're old enough to get into a decent strip club. That's always a hell of a way to celebrate a birthday. A hot stripper's ass and titties all up in your face is always a good time.

again the jealousy hits me---> I took a claim yesterday from a guy who made over 300,000 in the base period(4/1/05 to 3/31/06). So, here's a guy that made way more money in one quarter than I will ever make at this job. (*I'm hoping to make my escape well before I'm eligible for the first longevity bonus...so I'm setting a goal to be at a better job before 2006 ends.)

[Hunter D]

You sure? When serp got banned he used his serp's attorney acct until his serp acct got unbanned.

I'm sure man. I know who serp's attorney is.

[Mark Beast]

off topic and kinda vulger, but damn pussy smells good (well, a few days after your girl is off of her period). just a thought.

[Panicked]

I really wish a Power Stone 3 will be made, or at least a remake of the first two that isn't on the PSP.

[Million]

My nosey nature just won't go away. That's it...I'm going to have to get one of those Sonic Ear/boom microphone things typically seen in Hammacher Schlemmer catalogs. I really can't help it....whenever I just barely hear other people talking, I become obsessed with knowing what is being discussed...especially if they're talking in hushed tones(this gives off the impression that they're talking about something good and "juicy"...typically some gossipy stuff) Hopefully there will be a less conspicuous way to set everything up. The pictures always show a guy with these big ass headphones, holding the "ear" which looks like a mini satellite dish. That is anything BUT stealthy. This need to know everybody's "business"...it's also one of the reasons my most desired superpower is psychic/telepathic abilities on par with Prof. Xavier. That would be so useful for me....so satisfying...to just hear anyone's thoughts...anyone I choose. (*then there's all the possibilities for manipulation for the purposes of theft, voyeurism, manufactured "love", various sexual things, etc.) With psychic powers...I'd truly be a monster....unstoppable.

...I'll find a way...

[VG Emblem]

And that's all you're getting, cocktrench.
And I wouldn't have it any other way, peniswrinkle.

[Ne0phyte]

And I wouldn't have it any other way, peniswrinkle.
My cousin used to say penis wrinkle a long time ago and I'd never heard it again until now.

Happy birthday to you; did you or are you going to do anything special?

[FistsofFury]

=If your ears get cut off...you should be able to still hear right? I've never seen someone missing an ear IRL either.

=Why do pornstars leave their shoes on while fucking? What the hell? The porn chicks will be totally naked but have some outrageous heels on. The porn guys will be totally naked but have like boots on. I saw one Bootytalk..the dude had socks and timbs on while going at it. I bet most of the time they had to take off all their clothes, and then put their shoes back on.

=Where did the porn staple of busting on a chick's face come from? I remember when I first saw a cumshot I thought it was disgusting...but porn has conditioned me to expect it and like it.

=Paper Mario is too simple for an RPG.

[TheSix]

Oh my god. I have been trying to set this wireless network up since 8 o clock. It decides when it wants to find my laptop when it feels like it. Im about ready to punch a small fat baby.

[Stabby]

Fisty,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_shot

[TS]

Anyone else used to throw around "gaybob?" I mentioned it to a buddy on AIM the other night, and they had no idea wtf I was talking about. I remember back in like the 4th grade, I used to use that. And of course, anytime I would hear someone with the name "Bob..." instant giggles.

I'm watching my DVDs of Batman: The Animated Series (seasons 2 and 3). In the Baby Doll episode, her personal assistant Miriam...hottest cartoon bitch ever. Also, the music is top tier. "Bullet for Bullock" and the first Scarface episode "Read My Lips" have a cool jazz thing going on, but the music in genral is way better than just about any other series, since they had a real orchestra and composers and not strange digitized crap like in the CN dub of DBZ.

[Muff Daddy]

Anyone else used to throw around "gaybob?" I mentioned it to a buddy on AIM the other night, and they had no idea wtf I was talking about. I remember back in like the 4th grade, I used to use that. And of course, anytime I would hear someone with the name "Bob..." instant giggles.

^ lol i thought i was the only one who remembered "gaybob". i remember "gaybob" from elementary school. i think "gaybob" was what kids used before they found out about harsher words. sort of a transitional phrase which leads into "faggot", "fudge packer", etc.

[Million]

yeah, I heard it too. It seemed short lived though....funny how there's so many words to describe a gay dude: "funny", "sugar in his tank", "sweet", fruity, ***, sissy, pansy(mostly white people use that though), queer, and pillow biter....and there's probably several more I'm not thinking of at the moment.

*eh, my parents' birfdays are too damn close together. I'm just now remembering that today is mom's birfday. Dad's was last saturday(the reason I went to Indy last weekend to hang out with him) So now I have to get a card and draw some little cute cartoon on it, and mail the thing today, knowing it will get there a few days after her birfday. (yeah, "birf"day)

I found my Prince of Egypt soundtrack the other day, so I'm in a moderately cool mode at the moment. It's one of the best soundtracks of all time.

*I wonder how loud a dinosaur fart was back in the day? Imagine a Brontosaurus farting....better yet, imagine something huge like that with diarrhea. It would be one of the funniest visuals ever to be seen. Someone should invent a time-bubble machine so we can see things like this.

[Dan?]

Nah nah nah, the best was always "gaywad".

[abacabb]

Yeah I remember "Gaywad" not "Gaybob" tho.

[NYPhrost]

I rememer gaywad as well. Of course that would always lead into "homo"

*I really ppl on the subway who can afford to wait for the next car. I'd be in the subway and all in one stop mad people come on. and everyones pushing and fighting to get in. plus with all heat from all those bodies, it's too much sometimes. I feel like punching someone sometimes.

[abacabb]

I rememer gaywad as well. Of course that would always lead into "homo"

*I really ppl on the subway who can afford to wait for the next car. I'd be in the subway and all in one stop mad people come on. and everyones pushing and fighting to get in. plus with all heat from all those bodies, it's too much sometimes. I feel like punching someone sometimes.

Its especially nasty when the fat stinky dude comes and stands right next to you and he has to raise his arm to hold on to the pole so you get the maxium blast of his stinkiness.

[mr. newbie]

killer 7 is the deepest videogame ever made.period. i just beat it and came out with a very wtf face.then somebody (a very very very smart somebody) decided to explain everything on gamefaqs.

[Hunter D]

Gaylord
its gay b.o.b.=bend over buddy

Edit- thanks panic. My mind was wandering off while I was typing.

[XZalla]

We all know Korenas for MMORPGs, but did you know they made a fighting game? The game is, from what I heard, coming out in September.

http://korea-online.blogspot.com/2006/05/kwonho.html

Damn, this actually looks good and I hope my pc can take such graphics.. This game won't get me bored like those mmorpgs! :tup:

[raisingstorm]

i'm running out of places to hide all these empty 40's

[Murt!]

We all know Korenas for MMORPGs, but did you know they made a fighting game? The game is, from what I heard, coming out in September.

http://korea-online.blogspot.com/2006/05/kwonho.html

Damn, this actually looks good and I hope my pc can take such graphics.. This game won't get me bored like those mmorpgs! :tup:

Looks like a colossal rip off of Tekken.

[Panicked]

Gaylord
its gay b.o.b.=bend of buddy

It used to be "bend over buddy" around here. Pal used to be "personal ass licker."

Edit: We'd also used "crunchy" to mean gay, as well as "ass munch"; I have no idea why.

[RaishinX]

And I wouldn't have it any other way, peniswrinkle.

:tup: Nice one, shitstick.

Looks like a colossal rip off of Tekken.

I was kinda thinkin' Virtua Fighter myself. Either way it looks amazingly cheap.


Oh my god. I have been trying to set this wireless network up since 8 o clock. It decides when it wants to find my laptop when it feels like it. Im about ready to punch a small fat baby.

Oh shit! :rofl:


=If your ears get cut off...you should be able to still hear right? I've never seen someone missing an ear IRL either.

I believe it's the bones inside your ear that grant hearing. I'm also thoroughly convinced that Wikipedia has everything.

Has anyone seen that (slightly old) 2007 Toyota Corolla commercial where the black guy's talking about going out and seeing stuff? I swear to God the first time I saw it I thought he was implying that black men need a fresh alibi.

[KryptoniteBoots]

I just ate a quad stacker from burger king for lunch.....as i was eating it my fucking arms starting to get lighter and i just didn't want to do shit.....for a few minutes everytime i tried to bite the burger my brain would just keep tell no, and i'd stop....the i just RTSD fear factor style, and I'm tired as fuck. I work in tech support so I hope these fuckers do the usual no work on friday routine because i will be very bad at helping people with computer issues right row....

[RetroKid]

And can someone find me some Jordan IV Mars, size 9, for like $150 paypal.....so many 16 year olds on issforums.

The chances of that happening are slim. The cheapest pair of size 9s that I saw on eBay are $166 + $20 shipping with Buy It Now. There's no way anyone is going to part with their IVs for less than $180. I wouldn't part with my pair for less than $200.

I've been out of the shoe game for a couple of years, but when OG colorways for IVs and Vs are due out, I have to come out of retirement temporarily for them. I plan on getting 2 pairs of all the Jordans I buy this year just to have an extra pair because the IVs and Vs are my favorite shoes ever. Hell, I'm probably going to get 3 pairs of Military Blue IVs. Those are going to be the shit.

[Ne0phyte]

=Where did the porn staple of busting on a chick's face come from? I remember when I first saw a cumshot I thought it was disgusting...but porn has conditioned me to expect it and like it.


:rolleyes: You've said this so many times in real life and have posted it at least four different times on SRK. I hate when people repeat themselves a lot, especially when they're ignored.

"Let's hear the Shania story, Brad!"

Is boss Gill on Third Strike supposed to be a joke? Why is he so easy to beat? I feel let down.

[Hunter D]

snip

Your not the only one who has been out of the sneaker game. I only wear uptowns and dunks now. I grew tired of searching out $150 sneakers every year man. The only pair of jordans I would buy at this point is a re-release of the team jordan vin bakers. Those were the truth.

[RetroKid]

Your not the only one who has been out of the sneaker game. I only where uptowns and dunks now. I grew tired of searching out $150 sneakers every year man. The only pair of jordans I would buy at this point is a re-release of the team jordan vin bakers. Those were the truth.

Yeah, being in to sneakers is a hella expensive hobby, and that was partly why I quit. The other part was that I just lost interest because of the bullshit you have to go through just to secure a pair.

[Begin rambling story]I was in to kicks since I was 14, starting with the Air Penny IIs. Ever since then, I just loved buying shoes, and it expanded in to buying all the hot Jordans that come out during the year. When 2002 rolled around, and the whole Dunk SB craze kicked off, I was there. I sold my Supas a couple of years ago, but I still have my Wheat Forbes and the 2 Supreme low colorways from back then. Those are without a doubt my favorite Dunks. If Nike came out with a quick/hyperstrike in between the years of 2002-early 2004, I probably have those shoes. The last "exclusive" shoes that I bought were the ESPO AFIIs and the Pharrell Dunk His of the 2004 Artist Series. That's when I realized while waiting all night, that this shit is just too much work for a pair of shoes, and promptly retired. Actually, I had that thought while waiting on the line for the 2003 Supreme His, but the Niketown line for the Artist Series was the last straw. Last time I heard, the lines for shit became worse, like incidents that happened for the Pigeon Dunks.[End rambling story]

I never bought another pair of kicks since, and that was a good thing, because I finally got around to setting a rotation of shoes to wear, even though there are some that I still haven't (and probably will never) wear. Until now, the year of the Air Jordan IVs and Vs. Once the Laney Vs hit, I'm gonna retire again.

And the Jumpman Vindicates were underrated. I used to play ball in those shoes.

[Murt!]

I got to play Mario Kart GP at the arcade yesterday. It didn't disappoint.

[Million]

cheh, my last pair of regular sneakers were 20 bucks. I never got the appeal of paying a 3-digit price for shoes. They're shoes. Paying a high price for that is almost like paying 78 dollars for a napkin, imo. It's just silly, and completely unnecessary, imo....all for a particular name-brand(*usually a popular athlete). As long as shoes look good, it's good enough for me. I've had these 20 dollar shoes for the past 3 or 4 years now, btw. Yes, I realize it's time to get something new....heh, I'll be looking for more cheap shoes this weekend.

Remember the Dekimbe Mutumbos though? Damn those were ugly...whoever designed those shoes should've been arrested. I've never seen athlete-endorsed shoes that were that ugly before. That one pair of Jordans in 95 or so...with the black patent leather around it....those were pretty ugly too. At a distance it looked like something a college marching band wears out on the field---black shiny shoes with SPATS(the white part). :rofl: Eh, the Jordan name was even stronger than "playstation" though. I could probably still sculpt a pair of "shoes" out of a big pile of my shit...put some laces on it, and tape a piece of paper to it with "JORDAN BROWN EDITION'07" written in magic marker on the side, and random dudes in the hood would go crazy and pay me 200 dollars for it.

Kristen Bell needs to sit her cute little ass right on my face. I want to lick her taint.

[monbaby]

cheh, my last pair of regular sneakers were 20 bucks. I never got the appeal of paying a 3-digit price for shoes. They're shoes. Paying a high price for that is almost like paying 78 dollars for a napkin, imo. It's just silly, and completely unnecessary, imo....all for a particular name-brand(*usually a popular athlete). As long as shoes look good, it's good enough for me. I've had these 20 dollar shoes for the past 3 or 4 years now, btw. Yes, I realize it's time to get something new....heh, I'll be looking for more cheap shoes this weekend.

Remember the Dekimbe Mutumbos though? Damn those were ugly...whoever designed those shoes should've been arrested. I've never seen athlete-endorsed shoes that were that ugly before. That one pair of Jordans in 95 or so...with the black patent leather around it....those were pretty ugly too. At a distance it looked like something a college marching band wears out on the field---black shiny shoes with SPATS(the white part). :rofl: Eh, the Jordan name was even stronger than "playstation" though. I could probably still sculpt a pair of "shoes" out of a big pile of my shit...put some laces on it, and tape a piece of paper to it with "JORDAN BROWN EDITION'07" written in magic marker on the side, and random dudes in the hood would go crazy and pay me 200 dollars for it.

Kristen Bell needs to sit her cute little ass right on my face. I want to lick her taint.



I don't know man...

Of all the Jordans I ever wanted I only wanted the first Jordans and the patent leather ones...

I mean i thought they were ugly too but they really grew on me...

Especially the baby blue and white ones...

but as far as shoes go i'm pretty cheap myself...

I wear Wal-Mart bobo's , the 8 dollar tennis shoe...

And for comfort i put some doctor scholls in them from some gym shoes i had two years ago...

When i'm feeling good or dressed up nice i have some classic white reebok soldier's for 49 bucks...

Lol I'm a cheap bastard myself...

That's prolly why the women won't date me... :sweat:

[Slide]

That one pair of Jordans in 95 or so...with the black patent leather around it....those were pretty ugly too.

uhm those were one of the best jordans
jordan XI

c'mon man.

[Million]

The first pair from 88 or so, and the "Baby blue"s from the mid 90s(I think they came right after that black leather+white ugly shit) were both superior designs, imo. Anyway, I tend to not like a "busy" design on shoes. They are not the focal point of the outfit, at least in my opinion...so there's no need for all the crazy colors and stupid ass designs, really. Simple is better, especially with regard to the design of my shoes. I like a plain white shoe with as little visual "stuff" as possible. Regular ol' K-Swiss is a good example, though I've never worn those.(yet)

Diva hopeful Layla has surpassed every woman in the history of WWE. I just voted at least 3 or 4 times for her a few minutes ago.

*there was an interesting little debate with Jack Thompson on G4 aots yesterday, and it was repeated today. haha...nobody even knows it happened, because I'm the only person left that still watches that network. I'd seriously bet that not a single person on this forum even saw it. Anyway, Adam Sessler kinda got into that ass a bit....easily pointing out how ridiculous Jack's claims were. He's trying to stop Bully from coming out because, of course that game will lead to a huge increase in teen violence.

[Slide]

i'm a fan of the "simpler" shoe aswell. im a big fan of new balance 574s, not only are they good shoes, they come in alot of assorted colors AND they're good for when i'm running miles outside. so you gotta have your pair for workout and your pairs for casual wear(diff colors to match your gear). and you can DO that cause they dont cost alot of loot. $50. in some places you can get two pair for $89, that's the sale i usually see.

http://www.omarskicks.com/images/retro-nike-air-jordan-shoes-1110.jpg

^the above were the jordans you bashed, and they look simple enough to and for me.

oh btw, i liked the XII's too. white & black.

[TheSix]

*there was an interesting little debate with Jack Thompson on G4 aots yesterday, and it was repeated today. haha...nobody even knows it happened, because I'm the only person left that still watches that network. I'd seriously bet that not a single person on this forum even saw it. Anyway, Adam Sessler kinda got into that ass a bit....easily pointing out how ridiculous Jack's claims were. He's trying to stop Bully from coming out because, of course that game will lead to a huge increase in teen violence.


I saw it :wink: Only because I like to keep up with Thompsons musings. Adam Sessler didn't seem to know how to get his point across. Sessler, like Thompson, came off like rambling idiot most of the time. I know they were rushed for time, but I felt they could have gotten someone a little bit more in depth as far as video game violence goes.

"They trained on Doom...." :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ....:lol: :lol: Yeah, always gotta get in more practice with that Plasma Gun :rolleyes:

[monbaby]

i'm a fan of the "simpler" shoe aswell. im a big fan of new balance 574s, not only are they good shoes, they come in alot of assorted colors AND they're good for when i'm running miles outside. so you gotta have your pair for workout and your pairs for casual wear(diff colors to match your gear). and you can DO that cause they dont cost alot of loot. $50. in some places you can get two pair for $89, that's the sale i usually see.

http://www.omarskicks.com/images/retro-nike-air-jordan-shoes-1110.jpg

^the above were the jordans you bashed, and they look simple enough to and for me.

oh btw, i liked the XII's too. white & black.



Yeah those shoes are classic right there...

where can i get the white and baby blue ones...

[XAQshinor]

off topic but what program do you use to customize your avatar? thanks for the help

[RetroKid]

oh btw, i liked the XII's too. white & black.

Yes. The XIIs are hella underrated just because they were a follow up to the legendary XIs.

I might as well tier Air Jordans in terms of looks while we're on the subject.

God
IV
V

Top
III
XI
I

Upper-Mid
XII
VII
VI
II

Mid
IX
XIII
VIII
X
XIV
XX

Low
XXI
XVIII
XVII
XVI

Shit
The rest of the series.

Anyway, I never quite got the appeal of why people say they would go out and buy something like a $600 PS3 and have the audacity to bash someone who buys a $150 shoe. It never made sense to me. Seriously, who the fuck cares? Unless they're buying nukes or some shit like that, what people spend their money on is of no concern to anybody else. At least the shoes have a chance to appreciate in value of you don't use them, which is something that can't be said about a piece of electronic equipment. People who will run out and grab the lastest, most expensive thing in technology have no right judging someone who collects shit as a hobby. But then again, this is SRK, and people bitch about anything and everything here. Fucking douchebags.

[Million]

Certain games and systems have gone for well over the original price on ebay, since people tend to get crazy(and foolish) with their money just because something is rare, despite how crappy it is...e.g.--> Dragon Ball GT for psx. There's also hype....during a shortage on something like a Ps3, you could typically sell it to some fool for double the price...making quite a nice profit off your initial investment. This was my plan for ps3, actually...but I'll most likely chicken out though...because Sony has been doing nothing BUT fucking up with the new system. It's like every bit of news that comes out is bad news....even hardcore Sony fans are left wondering "what the fuck are you doing, Sony?" So, Ps3 isn't the sure thing Ps2 was.

A shoe....it's just a shoe to me. Nothing more. Jordans...okay, 150 whatever...those ugly pieces of shit "Bapes" that Mark Beast used to be all crazy about...now those were ridiculous. 300 for that bootleg hobo looking shit? Man, I was dying laughing everytime they were discussed on this site. It at least makes some sort of sense if the shoes look good(like certain Jordans, for instance), but seriously, it looked like what happens if you let a 7 year old design some shoes in his first arts and crafts class project. Construction paper, scissors, cheap carpet pieces and glue = Bapes. Get outta hereeeee..:rofl:

The best mass market popularity/scam ever though will forever be PET ROCKS. I'm still in disbelief that this idea actually sold like hotcakes back in the 70s. I bet the guy/girl who came up with that bullshit still can't believe it...he laughed his way to the bank every day. He's probably still shaking his head today, thinking "I can't believe I got away with that..."

[Roxie]

You bunch of fucking women.
I shop at payless.

[monbaby]

You bunch of fucking women.
I shop at payless.



What woman doesn't shop at payless?...:rolleyes:

[Hunter D]

You bunch of fucking women.
I shop at payless.

bullfuckingshit I don't believe it. Your ass is probably rocking some pradas right now.

I am glad to be vanilla right now in terms of clothing. I wear gap and uptowns. I keep it simple.

[Roxie]

No seriously, I shop at payless.

[Ne0phyte]

I've never paid more than $30 for a pair of shoes in my life. I have one pair of Prada shoes that I love and are falling apart due to regular wear.

I just saw Blue Öyster Cult in concert and they were really really good. I wasn't expecting them to sound so good. I was really impressed.

It sucks hanging out with someone for an event, and when it's over you just go back home and have nothing to do =/

[Azrael]

Is boss Gill on Third Strike supposed to be a joke? Why is he so easy to beat? I feel let down.
...Wha? Seriously? Are you playing the game on the highest difficulty? I may be off, but IIRC Gill ranks right up there with COTA Magneto and CE Bison as the hardest end-bosses of all time. I could be sailing through the game, and then get to Gill and spend 20 continues trying to beat him. I have like every note in Gill's theme memorized just because I've heard it so much.

You bunch of fucking women.
I shop at payless.
I dunno if it was the timing, or that this came from Roxie, or both, but this was hilarious. :rofl:

[Ne0phyte]

...Wha? Seriously? Are you playing the game on the highest difficulty? I may be off, but IIRC Gill ranks right up there with COTA Magneto and CE Bison as the hardest end-bosses of all time. I could be sailing through the game, and then get to Gill and spend 20 continues trying to beat him. I have like every note in Gill's theme memorized just because I've heard it so much.

I realized after the fact that I wasn't. I'm about to play with a different character since I eventually want to be able to play as Gill and beat it ... I'lll get back to you!

[Hunter D]

No seriously, I shop at payless.

What kind of kicks did you wear in grade school and HS? In NYC payless shoes would get a person teased in school, especially HS.

[Murt!]

I realized after the fact that I wasn't. I'm about to play with a different character since I eventually want to be able to play as Gill and beat it ... I'lll get back to you!

If you really want to play w/ him, turn the difficulty all the way down, one round per fight, 30 seconds per fight with the damage all the way up. Pick a high damage character (Dudley, Akuma, Ken) then lose to gill on purpose so you can beat him with w/e other character you wanted to beat it with.

[GreyFoxx]

What kind of kicks did you wear in grade school and HS? In NYC payless shoes would get a person teased in school, especially HS. He speaks the truth got some reboks with some tan eraser looking crap for the toes and man did i get ripped a new one. :sad: I usually get something that looks nice and decent since i got some big feet...

[Lucretz]

I got to play Mario Kart GP at the arcade yesterday. It didn't disappoint.


I wasn't too crazy over it. It was alright, I guess. I liked the feedback on the wheel, but the items didn't seem too impactful on the gameplay. No ability to shoot backwards is fairly shitty. Liked that they managed to integrate power slide into it though.

.. but it was EXPENSIVE AS FUCK. A dollar to start, and fifty cents to continue no matter what. If I get first place in a race, I should get to go again without paying, come on. Or at least discount that shit. That's the basic principal of every arcade game, if you win you get to keep playing. Hell, you only have half the tracks unlocked in each circuit, and have to win on the ones before them to play 'em. That all just amounts to too much of a 'Give us your moneyz now' for me.

[XAQshinor]

with all the custom avatars in this room are you telling me that not one of you knows the name of a program used to create it! :annoy:

[KryptoniteBoots]

Damn the shoe talk got crazy.....i ended up getting some DS Mars IVs for $160. Not bad considering some people would not go under like 170, fuck that. The should be coming soon, i want those black and military blue Vs that are coming out next week. I might cop, just might. You can cop the military blue IVs now from www.pickyourshoes.com and www.overkillshop.com/ . For all that though, I'll just wait for the official release in stores since retail will be cheaper. And with the jordan tiers, dub zeroes have to be at least upper-mid tier.

[Serpent]

You bunch of fucking women.
I shop at payless.

wth...who the fuck are you and what did you do yo our rokchik?

[Bowling Pin]

with all the custom avatars in this room are you telling me that not one of you knows the name of a program used to create it! :annoy:

Uh, Photoshop and/or ImageReady?

[Murt!]

I wasn't too crazy over it. It was alright, I guess. I liked the feedback on the wheel, but the items didn't seem too impactful on the gameplay. No ability to shoot backwards is fairly shitty. Liked that they managed to integrate power slide into it though.

.. but it was EXPENSIVE AS FUCK. A dollar to start, and fifty cents to continue no matter what. If I get first place in a race, I should get to go again without paying, come on. Or at least discount that shit. That's the basic principal of every arcade game, if you win you get to keep playing. Hell, you only have half the tracks unlocked in each circuit, and have to win on the ones before them to play 'em. That all just amounts to too much of a 'Give us your moneyz now' for me.

Yea the extra 50 cents even if you come in 1st is RETARDED. I'm guessing they were cutting the camera cost.

[Lucretz]

Yea the extra 50 cents even if you come in 1st is RETARDED. I'm guessing they were cutting the camera cost.

Haha, I forgot about the cameras. I always leaned out of the way when you had to take your snapshot at the beginning. XD

[phae]

Jumpin in on sneakertalk real quick..

I rock etnies or adidas shelltops. Shits are cooomfy.

[abacabb]

I rock chucks, vans, nikes and adidas

[BudaFuka]

Uh, Photoshop and/or ImageReady?

You have the best signature ever.....

[Ne0phyte]

If you really want to play w/ him, turn the difficulty all the way down, one round per fight, 30 seconds per fight with the damage all the way up. Pick a high damage character (Dudley, Akuma, Ken) then lose to gill on purpose so you can beat him with w/e other character you wanted to beat it with.
Good idea, I'll try that later.

I think I have seven pairs of shoes total. I never wear anything that can't be worn with sneakers or damn flip flops, which helps.

The Squid and the Whale is such a good movie.

[Million]

Adobe Photoshop/Illustrator, MSpaint, AdobeImageReady. I thought most people, especially from my generation on down(who post on internet forums) knew about those programs by now. MS Paint is the cheapo shit....I dunno...isn't that free? I haven't used that in years, and I've never had my own PC....only Macs.

This reminds me...I'm so glad the days of DOS are, for the most part, over. DOS was bullassshit, and anything but user-friendly/intuitive. A GUI interface like MacOS and Windows simply makes more sense. I don't get a hard-on by how much more difficult and inconvenient my computer is. It should just be easy. Even back in the day, I looked at DOS and immediately thought "damn...this is...really, really stupid." Fuck a command prompt. Drag-and-drop visual interface all day.

*I miss Postal, the game. This was the only pc/mac game I've owned...and one day it simply stopped working. That game let me act out my fantasies of killing everybody in interesting ways. Thankfully the GTA franchise came along and surpassed it in so many ways. "Murder simulators" for life. I can never get enough. Saint's Row should be out really soon, and I'll be all over that game like flies on shit. I might get the game before I have my 360.

...ah the memories...I would play the psx versions of GTA for hours on end....not ever caring about the story. I just went on endless rampages of mass murder and destruction. Oh and when I had the tank....game set match right there. Checkmate. With the acquisition of my tank, aka my Great Chariot of Chaos....I was God.

[abacabb]

Adobe Photoshop/Illustrator, MSpaint, AdobeImageReady. I thought most people, especially from my generation on down(who post on internet forums) knew about those programs by now. MS Paint is the cheapo shit....I dunno...isn't that free? I haven't used that in years, and I've never had my own PC....only Macs.

This reminds me...I'm so glad the days of DOS are, for the most part, over. DOS was bullassshit, and anything but user-friendly/intuitive. A GUI interface like MacOS and Windows simply makes more sense. I don't get a hard-on by how much more difficult and inconvenient my computer is. It should just be easy. Even back in the day, I looked at DOS and immediately thought "damn...this is...really, really stupid." Fuck a command prompt. Drag-and-drop visual interface all day.

*I miss Postal, the game. This was the only pc/mac game I've owned...and one day it simply stopped working. That game let me act out my fantasies of killing everybody in interesting ways. Thankfully the GTA franchise came along and surpassed it in so many ways. "Murder simulators" for life. I can never get enough. Saint's Row should be out really soon, and I'll be all over that game like flies on shit. I might get the game before I have my 360.

...ah the memories...I would play the psx versions of GTA for hours on end....not ever caring about the story. I just went on endless rampages of mass murder and destruction. Oh and when I had the tank....game set match right there. Checkmate. With the acquisition of my tank, aka my Great Chariot of Chaos....I was God.

Dude, you should steal a tank and paint it Gold. Then drive around blowing shit up. That would own so hard.

[TheSix]

Here I was thinking I was the only person that enjoyed both Postels. Lots of depth, funny situations and interactivity. Highly underrated game.

[Manx]

with all the custom avatars in this room are you telling me that not one of you knows the name of a program used to create it! :annoy:

I use The GIMP.

[Lantis]

...Wha? Seriously? Are you playing the game on the highest difficulty? I may be off, but IIRC Gill ranks right up there with COTA Magneto and CE Bison as the hardest end-bosses of all time. I could be sailing through the game, and then get to Gill and spend 20 continues trying to beat him. I have like every note in Gill's theme memorized just because I've heard it so much.

I'll give you COTA Magneto, but CE Bison...? :confused: I don't ever recall him being THAT tough. Sure, he may have abused my fighting game innocence back in the day, but once I got better, he was just easy work. TS Gill, on the other hand, has to be the hardest version of Gill yet. In the other 2 games, all you needed to worry about was knocking him out of Resurrection. In TS, you have the added factor of his Seraphic Wing cheap-ass tick-till-you-die super.

Of course, since I also tend to play SNK games a lot, I just find the bosses there leaps and bounds harder than ANYTHING you can ever imagined. Fuck you, Igniz.... :bluu:

[NYPhrost]

I can't see myself spending more then $100 dollars on a pair of shoes. I rock a pair of converse all stars. The next shoes i'm going to get are a pair of DC shoes. thats it. I have better things to spend my money on.....

LIKE ALL THE GAMES!!!!!!!!!

[RaishinX]

Is boss Gill on Third Strike supposed to be a joke? Why is he so easy to beat? I feel let down.

You're on 8 stars, right? He's got great normals, and if he were to be handled properly (by a human) he'd be serious trouble. He is pretty predictable. He likes to stuff jump-ins with crouching fierce, and I like to double parry in mid-air.

...Wha? Seriously? Are you playing the game on the highest difficulty? I may be off, but IIRC Gill ranks right up there with COTA Magneto and CE Bison as the hardest end-bosses of all time. I could be sailing through the game, and then get to Gill and spend 20 continues trying to beat him. I have like every note in Gill's theme memorized just because I've heard it so much.

I could say something like "you suck at 3s" but that'd be useless. You just gotta memorize his patterns and whatnot. Learn to punish those laggy, whiffed normals he's always throwing out. If you knock him down and he's about a half screen away from you he'll probably go for a wake-up clothesline. As I said before he tends to try and stuff jump-ins with two-hit moves. It's pretty easy after a while.

[Million]

Tough at first, but I eventually beat Gill with everybody. When Gill is then playable...he's much more ridiculous when controlled by a human player.

I think today is the day...Back to School sale time for Target! Unfortunately, it's cloudy and will most likely rain....which would kill all the fun. (girls don't wear the booty skirts when it rains.)
*random trivia tidbit---one of the main characters in House 2 is the same guy(I think his name is Johnathan Stark) who was the zombie assistant in Fright Night. And of course, Charlie from Fright Night went on to be Herman in Herman's Head, Amy went on to be that cute little sexpot Marcy on Married with Children...and Chris Sarandon(Jerry Dandridge, the vampire) is Susan Sarandon's bro.

*if I were a character on Obon Star Racers...I would molest the hell out of Molly/Eva.

[Rico!]

Here I was thinking I was the only person that enjoyed both Postels. Lots of depth, funny situations and interactivity. Highly underrated game.

Well I guess I'm another person on the list. I had so much fun setting people and stores on fire for the hell of it. The game all wierd when your character gets captured by some hillbillys and put into some crazy leather suit :confused:

[Golden Dragon]

Shit, even in this thread y'all talk about SF?? Anywho, does anybody know where I can get the song "Head Cha La"? It's one of the Japanese dbz themes, for those who don't know.

[abacabb]

Shit, even in this thread y'all talk about SF?? Anywho, does anybody know where I can get the song "Head Cha La"? It's one of the Japanese dbz themes, for those who don't know.

This site is called SHORYUKEN Of course SF will get talked about. And you should Pm Rhio2k for the Dbz theme. He was providing links to the japanese theme songs.

[XAQshinor]

u telling me u can use illustrator to create those moving avatars?

[Azrael]

I'll give you COTA Magneto, but CE Bison...? :confused:
You know, actually I'm not quite sure myself. I was trying to remember who the hardest fighting game bosses were...I thought one of the Bison's made the list, maybe it was WW? There was a thread in FGE awhile back, but I don't remember it well.

I could say something like "you suck at 3s" but that'd be useless. You just gotta memorize his patterns and whatnot. Learn to punish those laggy, whiffed normals he's always throwing out. If you knock him down and he's about a half screen away from you he'll probably go for a wake-up clothesline. As I said before he tends to try and stuff jump-ins with two-hit moves. It's pretty easy after a while.
Well, I'm primarily a A3 player. I mainly got into 3S cause one of my friends played.

I'm not that good at parrying, especially low parries, so those normals give me some problems. As well as not getting chipped to death by that damned Seraphic Wing.

[RaishinX]

I think CE Bison's a great character, but boss?


Anyways...

Don'tcha just love the random threads on SRK where some guy's like "So my 'sister' has a penis...:confused:"

I could really go for one of those right now.

[Rico!]

You know, actually I'm not quite sure myself. I was trying to remember who the hardest fighting game bosses were...I thought one of the Bison's made the list, maybe it was WW? There was a thread in FGE awhile back, but I don't remember it well.

just about any KOF boss...and any CPU opponent in Super Turbo. That game defines difficult.

[Wolfkiller]

Random observation I had while on Myspace:
WHITE PEOPLE ARE BORING.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Wolfkiller/whitepeopleareboring.gif
Check it out. All the black dudes in the picture are doing SOMETHING...be it pointing, fingering their hat/glasses, etc... and all the white dudes are just...standing. Period.
Shame on you, white guys. You make me ashamed to be a cracker.

[Lantis]

You know, actually I'm not quite sure myself. I was trying to remember who the hardest fighting game bosses were...I thought one of the Bison's made the list, maybe it was WW? There was a thread in FGE awhile back, but I don't remember it well.

Well, the HARDEST version of Bison that I can remember would probably be A1 Bison.... Now THAT guy was a cheap ass. Sonic Boom-like recovery Psycho Shots, full-screen Double Knee Press.... Damn fucktard. Playing SFA Anthology recently has reminded me what a cheeze master he was. :mad:

[BudaFuka]

KOF 11 boss owns my soul...

[Murt!]

u telling me u can use illustrator to create those moving avatars?

You have to have MS Paint to make those.

[Million]

ImageReady makes the animated gifs, XAQ. I've never cared to put that much time into making an avatar though. It seems too much like work. I've always had a simple picture....except that one animated gif of the fat kid dancing/jiggling...but that was already like that on the net when I found it....no effort on my part.

Target was lame today. It was cloudy, constantly looking like it could rain in the next few seconds, so of course that destroyed any short skirt potential. I saw 2 short skirts there. And of course, now that I'm back at the apartment, the sun just HAPPENS to come out, and the weather gets warmer. Oh yeah that's SUCH a coincidence, right....:rolleyes:

once again...I love webshots:http://community.webshots.com/photo/490266054/1496259998080563964tPQtCm

[XAQshinor]

thanks for your help guys.

[abacabb]

once again...I love webshots:http://community.webshots.com/photo/490266054/1496259998080563964tPQtCm

Nice. You know shes embarrassed.

[ShinAkumax]

Well, the HARDEST version of Bison that I can remember would probably be A1 Bison.... Now THAT guy was a cheap ass. Sonic Boom-like recovery Psycho Shots, full-screen Double Knee Press.... Damn fucktard. Playing SFA Anthology recently has reminded me what a cheeze master he was. :mad:

Best Bison ever. In the arcade he could have two projectiles out at the same time.

[Million]

The end of World Tour mode on SFAlpha 3 was the most ridiculous thing ever in a fighting game....a series of dramatic battles---you vs. 2 E.Ryus, then E.Ry+Akuma/Shin Akuma, Akuma + Bison, etc. I think the final part of it was you vs. 2 Shin Bisons. I only beat this once. Imagine you're playing MvC2 agianst a good player...but you have no assists from the beginning. He has both assists, and to make matters worse, at least 2 of his characters are on screen at all times. Whoever thought of this was just being evil. Once 2 opponents got on either side of you, that was it....checkmate. It's over.

Sometimes I wonder what the world would be like without certain religions ever existing...or if there was no such thing as religion in the first place. If the bickering and constant biased statements could be kept to a minimum, it would be an interesting thread, but I know a mod would lock that thread immediately. If I had a time machine and some magical means of changing certain aspects of our world....I'd try out several possibilities....like a world without christianity, a world without islam, jewish faith, hindu, a world without anything, etc. It would be interesting to see what kind of results each changed condition would produce. I think the major problem is human nature. Once that mixes around too much with any kind of religion...something amazingly retarded usually happens.....because human nature is a terrible, shitty thing. Humans are simply incapable of tolerance....then there's dangerous levels of pride(my religion/race/culture is better than yours! Now I kill you...), and xenophobia.(*whoah...those people are different.....let's kill them before they stir up trouble.)

I'll have the 360 soon...so within the next few weeks, the greatest gamertag name ever will finally be revealed.

the phrase "tough titty" still makes me laugh.

[ShinAkumax]

The end of World Tour mode on SFAlpha 3 was the most ridiculous thing ever in a fighting game....a series of dramatic battles---you vs. 2 E.Ryus, then E.Ry+Akuma/Shin Akuma, Akuma + Bison, etc. I think the final part of it was you vs. 2 Shin Bisons. I only beat this once. Imagine you're playing MvC2 agianst a good player...but you have no assists from the beginning. He has both assists, and to make matters worse, at least 2 of his characters are on screen at all times. Whoever thought of this was just being evil. Once 2 opponents got on either side of you, that was it....checkmate. It's over.

Sometimes I wonder what the world would be like without certain religions ever existing...or if there was no such thing as religion in the first place. If the bickering and constant biased statements could be kept to a minimum, it would be an interesting thread, but I know a mod would lock that thread immediately. If I had a time machine and some magical means of changing certain aspects of our world....I'd try out several possibilities....like a world without christianity, a world without islam, jewish faith, hindu, a world without anything, etc. It would be interesting to see what kind of results each changed condition would produce. I think the major problem is human nature. Once that mixes around too much with any kind of religion...something amazingly retarded usually happens.....because human nature is a terrible, shitty thing. Humans are simply incapable of tolerance....then there's dangerous levels of pride(my religion/race/culture is better than yours! Now I kill you...), and xenophobia.(*whoah...those people are different.....let's kill them before they stir up trouble.)

The thing about Alpha 3 Bison is that his priority and moves suck. You had to give him an infinite super and a clone for him to be beast. Alpha 1 Bison was beasty on his own without infinites supers or other gimicks... just broken ass moves and priority.

About the God thing... I'm going to steal someone else's answer to that God question. Yes, no, maybe.

[Azrael]

I primarily used Ryu in A1, so I didn't fight Bison much. I think I was playing with Chun in Alpha Anthology and ran into the Bison problem. ...Little bitch.

A3 Bison should have been tough with his full-screen, "I KEEL YOU DED!" super psycho crusher, but he's just way too predictable.

COTA Magneto still wins though. That shit was bananas.

[NYPhrost]

I think it was COTA, when every 5 seconds magneto would "forcefield" used to annoy the effin hell out of me. damn that was chezzy

[ShinAkumax]

Group Hug never ceases to amuse me




I think I will end up all alone. I am 23 years old and weigh 220 pounds and am short. I have a 5 inch cock. I have never been on a date with a girl ever in my life. I have never kissed a girl, never hugged one and to this date I do not think a single girl has had any feelings for me. I mostly just try to live on by myself and do some stuff of my own and so I have very very few friends. I go online and talk about my "girlfriend" with some guys showing them pics of some girl from the net. It makes my life that much easier to have atleast someone believe that I might have a girlfriend and am not the pathetic loser that I am. Sad uh? I have very low self confidence and I can never talk to a girl without acting weird. I have been teased mercilessly for being fat and the scars are there and I think they will be forever. I was the only child of parents who were too ignorant to even realize that I had problems. I have never talked about my feelings or insecurities to anyone, I never had anyone to talk to. I am lonely, fat and depressed. I feel miserable for being fat and for having a small cock. I know no normal girl will ever like me. I am too bad with people to make friends. So, I resort to what I know to go on living this shitty life. I will probably eat more and more, smoke more and more, watch more and more porn and go on chatting to guys claiming some girl from the net as my girlfriend.Somebody kill me now.

[Rico!]

haha. Group Hug is great.

[monbaby]

Group Hug never ceases to amuse me




I think I will end up all alone. I am 23 years old and weigh 220 pounds and am short. I have a 5 inch cock. I have never been on a date with a girl ever in my life. I have never kissed a girl, never hugged one and to this date I do not think a single girl has had any feelings for me. I mostly just try to live on by myself and do some stuff of my own and so I have very very few friends. I go online and talk about my "girlfriend" with some guys showing them pics of some girl from the net. It makes my life that much easier to have atleast someone believe that I might have a girlfriend and am not the pathetic loser that I am. Sad uh? I have very low self confidence and I can never talk to a girl without acting weird. I have been teased mercilessly for being fat and the scars are there and I think they will be forever. I was the only child of parents who were too ignorant to even realize that I had problems. I have never talked about my feelings or insecurities to anyone, I never had anyone to talk to. I am lonely, fat and depressed. I feel miserable for being fat and for having a small cock. I know no normal girl will ever like me. I am too bad with people to make friends. So, I resort to what I know to go on living this shitty life. I will probably eat more and more, smoke more and more, watch more and more porn and go on chatting to guys claiming some girl from the net as my girlfriend.Somebody kill me now.



Damn man...

Don't ever talk like that...

Everybody has worth man...

And weheter you recognize it or not is one thing...

But you DO have worth man...

Go talk to your closest friend and tell them exactly how you feeling man...

I'm serous...

Life is hard man but you can't give up and there is always people there who care for you and thats the truth...

So you keep your head up and don't let shit get to you...


EDIT: HAHA man if that wasn't you that typed that i'm gonna bust your dome...

[ShinAkumax]

That wasn't me man.... thanks though... I feel special now. Seriously though, it was cool how you went out on a limb to help a stranger.

http://grouphug.us/

That's the site I got it. I've hugged girls... >_>

<_<

Seriously!

[Murt!]

Group Hug never ceases to amuse me




I think I will end up all alone. I am 23 years old and weigh 220 pounds and am short. I have a 5 inch cock. I have never been on a date with a girl ever in my life. I have never kissed a girl, never hugged one and to this date I do not think a single girl has had any feelings for me. I mostly just try to live on by myself and do some stuff of my own and so I have very very few friends. I go online and talk about my "girlfriend" with some guys showing them pics of some girl from the net. It makes my life that much easier to have atleast someone believe that I might have a girlfriend and am not the pathetic loser that I am. Sad uh? I have very low self confidence and I can never talk to a girl without acting weird. I have been teased mercilessly for being fat and the scars are there and I think they will be forever. I was the only child of parents who were too ignorant to even realize that I had problems. I have never talked about my feelings or insecurities to anyone, I never had anyone to talk to. I am lonely, fat and depressed. I feel miserable for being fat and for having a small cock. I know no normal girl will ever like me. I am too bad with people to make friends. So, I resort to what I know to go on living this shitty life. I will probably eat more and more, smoke more and more, watch more and more porn and go on chatting to guys claiming some girl from the net as my girlfriend.Somebody kill me now.


wait a minute... saying that stuff is highly uncharacteristic of you. Is a friend on your account or something?

[Rico!]

He got it from grouphug.us, there's shit like that posted every day

[ShinAkumax]

I kinda want to start a Smoking Pot thread. Methods, experiences, stories and such.

So far I've found pot to be an entretaining activity. I enjoy it a whole lot more than drinking. Drinking is just such a exhausting experience. The drinking, the peeing and the general feeling of un-wellness. Drinking a sixpac.... good god. Try drinking a sixpac of coke in one hour and tell me how you feel afterwards.

I find I enjoy using the pipe more than joint. For one, I can't roll a joint to save my life. You have to break that shit up and roll it and there are plates and sharp objects involved. It just seems like too much work you know? I just want to get high already.

I started smoking about 6 months ago... So far so good. I find that I'm incredibly naive about the whole thing though. When I buy pot, honestly, I ask my gf if it's good or not cause I can't really tell.

I want to buy a bong sometime soon, although I heard about something called a gravity bong which apparently is quite something.

Why try different methods of smoking pot you would ask? Maximum delivery of THC* is the reason. The least pot you need to get high, the better. Pot is REALLY cheap though.

At first I thought, you know. 40 bucks and I get a little baggy? What is this shit. But honestly, if you are using it only in only on weekends and with 1 beer. It just last SO freaking long. It's cheaper to get high than it is to get drunk. At least for me it is... So much stuff I want to know. I find that it has yet to effect me in a negative way.

Back to methods though, the weird thing about pot is that it's hard to know how efficiently you are using it. For example, if I take a big hit and shot gun someone, they will get high too. What does this mean? Well, I put a plastic bag over my head and light up. This helped get much higher with smaller amounts of pot. The whole thing is almost shammanistic in nature.

I used pot as a crutch to deal with my problems once. I knew it when I was doing it. I don't feel bad about it. If it wasn't pot, it would had been another mind numbing activity like television or sex. Whatever.

I hear of people that HAD to quit because it was wreaking their lives and taking away their drive... when your drive is to get to South Asian so you can live by the beach, hang with good people, make babies, write and get drunk and high as much as you can.... then it doesn't really affect your drive....

P.S. Food is fucking marvelous on pot. Just fucking amazing. Watching movies you like on pot is also a great trip. Conan the barbarian on pot is about one of the greatest thing life can offer.

You know those people that smell like pot? Those people are smoking a LOT of pot and not showering or something, cause honestly. The smell goes away pretty darn quickly. So don't worry about it. If you have a non addictive personality, give it a try. There is a whole culture completely unknown to you. There are a LOT of cool people that smoke pot. Smoking pot in a group is great.

[monbaby]

Man...

You gotta learn how to roll a blunt man...

I like pipes and all...

But there is nothing better than a tightly rolled optimo...

Nice slow burn and its relaxing ...

Plus your hands are free to do other things...

*me remebers playing dominos with two blunts being passed around...*

But yeah i've toned down smoking ALOT...

It was cool when i first started just 1 time a week usually on the weekends...

But the problems started when it became a 4-5 times a week a habit...

I used to run through a whole in about a week and a whole around here in BR is about 60 bucks...

Once all that weed gets in ya yo become paranoid as the fuck and lazy as well...

So i'm now back at smoking once a week now and the occasional alcohol...

lol...

I used to be an alcoholic as well... :sweat:

As far as new ways to smoke weed here's one...

Buy a single black and mild...

Take the wrapper remains (the plastic shit) and with your blunt burn a hole near the botom of it...

Don't stick the blunt all the way through so you don't burn the other side...

The top of the wrapper should be open from where you had to tear it to get the cigar out...

Next place the end of the blunt (the side that you take a hit from) and place it in the little hole you made...

get some one to smoke the side thats lit (be carful not to bur the fuck out yourself) while you place your nose over the opening end of the wrapper...

When your partner takes a hit a stream of smoke should fill the wrapper and you inhale all the smoke until you can't take it anymore :wasted:

man i miss those days...:smokin:

[Honest Monk]

Why serve Tang on April Fool's Day, when you can jitz combination piss in a cup blended and call it an Apple Cider Smoothie, good to serve at a Tim Horton's/Starbucks?

Forget about game, I headshot the trufth.

^^ Caska's got the idea.

About that Fighting Layer game nobody knows about: EX on severe overdosage of creative 'Gief crack before Cap's lazyiness took over Arika's body. The game moves like Rival...but better.

[Azrael]

I used to hate G Gundam back when it was running on CN. Thought it was an absolute waste of a show. ...I think I'm coming around though. It's one of those things where it's just so ridiculous, it's hilarious. I mean, what other show would have the balls to have the main character say, in every episode, "this hand of mine glows with an awesome power...it's telling me to defeat you." Fear the Oven Glove of Doom.

[FistsofFury]

There was a weed thread..but it got deleted by Wiz.

It would have been damn cool.

=I really enjoy hotboxing my car. Just did it in the driveway with a small pipe load of good pot. Just closed the doors and rolled up all the windows..smoke everywhere. I like tp let my hotboxes linger for a while..and when I open a door and let the smoke just pour out I'm sad to see it go.

=Yeah the weed smell does go away fast. But sometimes you can smoke and go out in the world and you reek of pot. Like say fresh after a blunt getting into a non-smoker's car? You will reek of reefer to them. But you know..that is part of the reason why you have a cigarette after smoking pot. It's damn near mandatory.

[Hunter D]

Why are there so many hot broads in 80s porn? I know they call it the golden era, but them broads are in another league. Annette Haven >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all 90s and 00s pornstars.

[BudaFuka]

My one chance to post in a Chuck Norris thread....



Vanished.....

[SuicidalGrandpa]

I have hat hair.

And 80's porn...looks old.

[Stabby]

How would your life be different if you had heat vision?

It isn't really something that you can apply to everyday life. You could cook with it, I guess. And you might be famous as a novelty. But it would be hard to earn money with it. You'd basically have to become a super-villain. Even then, you'd get fucked up by bullets, etc, etc.

[Manx]

Damnit, Fishjie and you other techies out there in SRK land. Any of you know anything about Control-M for IBM Z/OS Ver. 4? Tape inventory clean-up is driving me nuts and these fools want me to go though and sort them by hand when I KNOW there's a custom display type that can show me what I want AND print it so I can just slap a stack of papers on my boss' desk Tomorrow morning. That would own, but i can't figure out these custom display types... grrr..

[Million]

yeah, certain powers with nothing else as backup are kinda lame....heat vision would be still ok, imo:

-yeah, cooking...assuming you have such a precise level of control over temperature.

-killing bugs and/or other pests that get in the house.
-great self-defense if someone breaks into your house/apartment.

-theft: I could look up and destroy a few security cameras....then I come back to that spot where the cameras no longer function, and slip a game or something into my pocket. (*this is mainly assuming that it's pure heat vision, and thus invisible...like they show in Smallville. I think this presentation of it actually makes more sense than what is typically shown in comics and cartoons. If it's only heat, all you'd notice is a stream of heat signature.)

-burn off a girl's clothes. The problem there of course, is doing that without actually burning her. I would probably set a skirt on fire, and then she has to take it off in public....and the whole thing is caught on tape of course.

-hmm...I could go hunting without the need of a gun.(money saved)

*I just noticed a particular scene in Obon Star Racers, where Molly gets out of bed with a skintight grey sports bra on. I could easily make her appear naked in that scene, with my magical photoshop powers....time to find that vidcap...

[Slide]

snip...

why you stretch your posts all the way down the page like that?
i still didnt read it though cause they never make any sense, but it was in the way still

[Manx]

I love monbaby's posting style. I can actually READ it. And yeah, I gotta agree heat vision would suck all by itself. What about cold breath? Wouldn't that suck worse? The only good use I can think of is to get some relief from the 100+ degree weather. But what else could you do with it besides freeze random liquids or freeze stuff so you could shatter it into a million pieces.

[Azrael]

If you had heat vision, I imagine you'd be pretty popular in the winter. You could also be tremendously popular with the ladies if you could control it just right. :wink:

-- My gf's mom just gave me a Nintendo DS. Just. Gave. Me. A Nintendo DS. Holy shit. I'm still hard up for money, but I'm gonna go buy New Mario Bros tomorrow. And maybe FFIII. This can't be wasted, it just can't.

[Sweet Tooth]

Why the fukk.......

Does Disagea cost more used then new?