The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[arcticninja]

you know what this thread *doesn't* have?

SNAKES ON A PLANE MOTHERFUCKERS!

[Lantis]

:rofl: i seriously lol'd at this comment of yours Lantis. it sums it up so well. i also noticed that my comment got deleted - probably for the better :lol:

I noticed that a huge bunch of comments got deleted, mostly of the "So much drama, this rocks!" kind. I dunno, I suspect we hurt some mod's feelings.... I may have a broad idea who it was, so that's why I want to keep the volume low. :confused:

[Azrael]

And now for something different: The Story of How Azrael Got Owned Tonight

I went to the video store tonight. I had some movies that I had to rent, but I've also had the strangest urge lately to watch Mortal Kombat again. If I were in America, I could just randomly tune into TNT to see it anytime I wished, but alas this is Japan. I looked high and low for it, only to discover that it wasn't in this video store at least. ...I'm slightly amazed, I mean, they even had Tron. Motherfucking Tron on DVD, but no Mortal Kombat. Fuckin'a.

*Ahem* Anyway, I found the movies I'd been sent for, and was about to be on my way when I noticed it was raining. I didn't really want to bike home in the rain, so I decided to wait it out a bit. ...With really nothing else to rent, I decided to do something that pains me to my mortal soul every time I do it - wander back into the porn section.

Not that I wanted porn mind you. What I was after was Street Fucker Dash, the dubious sequel to that wonderful little gem Street Fucker (http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/sfer.html) I reviewed awhile back. Having stuck unexpected gold in Street Fucker (only for how comically awful it was) I figured Street Fucker Dash would be just as good. The only problem was having to venture into the Japanese porn section again. It's like knowing there's a bar of solid gold in a steaming pile of shit. It's gold...but you have to dig through shit to get it.

I gathered up all my courage and went back there. This particular video store, aside from all the awful Japanese porn, also had plenty of sex toys and blow-up dolls (wonderful...) and panties/bras hanging from the ceiling as decor. ...Awesome. I made a cursory search, realizing I had no idea where to look at all.

For some reason, the porn section was particularly lively tonight. I always hate running into other guys back there. Not just because you know why they're there and what they're going to do later, but especially in my case, a big black guy standing amidst rows and rows of Japanese porn. It just doesn't feel right. So I was all nervous and jittery, hoping that Street Fucker Dash would just jump out at me, and I could grab it and wavedash to the nearest checkout.

I was nervously trying to make my way through the schoolgirl rape aisle (every other aisle in a Japanese porn section is schoolgirl rape) when suddenly, something so unexpected happened I can only conclude that God truly does hate me. ...I got pwned by the Superman Returns Lex Luther "WRONG!" scream.

Seriously, I was just walking along when all of a sudden I hear Lex screaming "WRONG!" in my direction. That shit hit me like an Aegis Reflector - I felt it in my heart. I almost jumped straight up, and I damn near knocked over a whole shelf of older women/working girl porn as I did. It took every ounce of finesse in my body not to start a domino-like effect of porn shelves toppling over.

I didn't even know what had happened. All I knew was that Lex had told me I was "WRONG!" and I knew he was right. I had to run away. Flustered, I ran from my current aisle to the next. And what did I run into? Yet another cute Japanese video store working girl, haplessly restocking the porn. ...Why do they do this anyway? Why do they send the cute, innocent-looking ones back to restock the porn? I swear there were at least 3 other guys working there and WHO do they send to restock the porn? The girl, of course! This is Japan's woman-hating nature manifesting itself again.

So there I am, running from Lex Luthor's "WRONG!", all jittery and flustered and now in the headlights of a Japanese girl immersed in porn. I didn't even pause to let the awkwardness sink in, I just turned right around and ran to another aisle. ...I don't know what type of porn she was restocking this time around, as far as I know this video store doesn't have a "black men destroying Japanese chicks" section so at least I was saved from that misery...again.

In retrospect, I know that the Lex Luthor "WRONG!" must have come from the TV that sits on the other side of the wall of the porn aisle. Superman Returns opens here tomorrow, so they must have been playing a trailer. But still...one minute I'm nervously trying to make my way down a Japanese porn aisle, the next Lex Luthor screaming WRONG! at me and I'm nearly knocking down the entire store.

I lead an interesting life.

[RaishinX]

as far as I know this video store doesn't have a "black men destroying Japanese chicks" section so at least I was saved from that misery...again.

:rofl: :rofl: My chest...ow...

[Rico!]

And what did I run into? Yet another cute Japanese video store working girl, haplessly restocking the porn. ...Why do they do this anyway? Why do they send the cute, innocent-looking ones back to restock the porn? I swear there were at least 3 other guys working there and WHO do they send to restock the porn? The girl, of course! This is Japan's woman-hating nature manifesting itself again.

haha. was she working with a smile?

[RaishinX]

haha. was she working with a smile?


Well, he said haplessly, so I'm guessing she wasn't. Amazing how Azrael can turn a simple scare into a full paragraph of rofljuice.

And while the forums were broke just now I found myself scouring the Member list just to see the avatars and what not. Then I got a life.

[Taito]

I hate Nikes and their derivatives.. I tried to get into the whole custom kick thing a few years back, but jesus, Nikes are so small and ugly and pointed and uncomfortable.. I mostly wear Timbs for shoes, but for sneakers I felt no shame in Reeboks and Addias.. the Reeboks I wore during the Spring felt great, like I was walking on my bed or something.. I tried Air Ones and Jordans and Dunks and Air Maxes in the past, and it's like no matter the size it's like they're not the right size for me.. I tried to do Nikes again this summer and I'm just left with a bunch of cramped and ugly shoes I'm trying to sell off..

I know I know "do me" but I was trying to up my fashion.. but fuck it I can't do it..

[Honest Monk]

- So under-cultured I am. Give me one!

- The hot Lebonese girl Bear works with is getting replaced by a bigger jewish girl. He says she reminds him of that fat-ass chic from All That during the Keenan and Kell reign. I died laughing. "N---, she'll come back, but the replacement sounds like your type." I said. He jsut nodded. That jew talked him to death. 99 Hit combo of words.

- Air Forces are so '99. I'll get those for a World Vision sponsored kid in Africa, and the soldiers will take it right off of him before the lions decapitate his leg work.

[The Grey Area]

Just one thing leigh, I am working to take care of this. That is why I moved. That is why I am looking for a new job. You know the one person I am referring to when I talk about my issues and it is not Maria.

I have never latched on to her. She is the high point of my life because everything else I do, is stuff I don't want to do. You seem to forget this. You seem to think that everytime that I go to help her, I really don't want to see her. You make it seem like it is a chore. I guess we really do need to talk because you are misunderstanding quite a bit and I think that you are forgeting quite a bit more.


I do what I need to to survive. You are right, I've gotten through this before but I did with no one's imput but my own. I will say this though, you can save the whole "Man up" line if advice. I have been doing that my entire life, I am doing it now. Just because I decided to put some of my feelings to print for the first time does not mean that I am sitting around crying about it. I was just telling CB what he was misunderstanding.


Also, I understand that you like to come off as "real" and all but calling my way of dealing with my problems without losing it "bullshit" is soooo fucking disrespectful. Not everyone is like you. Not everyone thinks like you, that does not automatically make them wrong. Sooner or later I am going to have to be shown the same amount of understanding and coutesy that I have always been known for showing everyone else.

[Airthrow]

but, wait, wait a minute here: FoF and Ne0 i though you guys were "together" or some shit. not anymore? wtf. that sucks if so. in any case, the two of you should be getting a PM from me in a couple weeks. time to par-tay.</melrose>


That was before Fisty started hitting her when he was drunk, you don't remember THAT e-drama?

[The Grey Area]

Yeah, this E-drama shit is all new to me but it seems like tele-drama would be a bit more acurate. It is real drama taking place across vast distances.

But, fuck it. Sorry to taint the thread.

[Airthrow]

I almost jumped straight up, and I damn near knocked over a whole shelf of older women/working girl porn as I did.

Could I get a hookup, re: older women/working girl pr0n?

[Ne0phyte]

I choose not to talk to you guys. A straightforward decision to distance myself. You know why. You all know why. Except Mike, I have no beef with Mike or Colin. And I don't really have a beef with you either.

I just don't want to hang out with you as often as I used to. I wish you no harm, I don't wish anyone any harm.

I just want some distance, still. I have stuff I need to handle, that no one is going to handle for me. Still. It feels like there is always some business to handle.

More drama!

You don't make any sense. What does you breaking up with me three months ago have anything to do with you not talking to our other friends? Wtf I know you don't have beef with any of us; why do you even mention that? It's not about "beef", it's about you ignoring and throwing away everyone you ever cared about the past several years for people you just met months ago. You hang out with a grand total of two people, your new girlfriend and your new best friend, whom you only bonded with in the first place because you guys smoke together. As opposed to all of us whom you've known for years and cared about you more than anyone.

Did you even say happy birthday to Mike? When was the last time you even spoke to Colin? Colin was just over Mike's the other night, Jason sees him several times a week, Mike's over my house all the time, we even called up Tuan and hung out with him. Where the fuck are you? What fucking shit do you have to handle? You just say the most generic cliche shit to try to excuse the fact that you're a jerk who takes everyone for granted. What new shit do you have to handle that just happened to pop up after you dumped me and decided to ignore all of us?

Your girlfriend and Breanna aren't handling your shit for you either; why aren't you distancing yourself from them? In fact, if you have so much shit that you need to handle, why did you go out and get a new girlfriend in the midst of all of it?

You think I'm so fucking stupid. You don't sit around your house handling shit. You're out every fucking day and night with people, going to parties and getting high. Give me a break.

You think and tell me why you're actually distancing yourself from us, and you won't find a real reason. You fucking broke up with me randomly and are dating someone else and you never talk to me. But I don't fucking give up on you. I don't just decide I have shit to handle and forget about anyone who I gave a fuck about. That's not fucking justifiable. We're fucking adults and we all have business to handle. It doesn't go away because you ignore people, especially people who have nothing to do with said business. Come on.

but, wait, wait a minute here: FoF and Ne0 i though you guys were "together" or some shit. not anymore? wtf. that sucks if so. in any case, the two of you should be getting a PM from me in a couple weeks. time to par-tay.</melrose>
It's been over three months and I still don't know why he broke up with me.

About time with that party. I really hope I'll be able to come, cause I'll be at MSU in a few days. Make sure you have that stripper pole ready.

[Lantis]

And you, Airthrow....
























....




















....are NOT the father!


*cue wild celebration dance*

[Million]

One thing I'll never forget in life...is when that hooker told me I had a "pretty dick". It still makes me giggle sometimes...it would've been funnier if she said the phrase "pretty penis" though, as the word "penis" is in fact funnier than the word "dick".

*Gargamel from the Smurfs was such a jew. He's so jewy, I bet he produced something in Hollywood at some point in life.

[Taito]

Know what else I hate?? DVD covers. Anyone who's watched V for Vendetta knows that Natalie Portman was anything but the main character.. yet the DVD cover has her big ass grille occupying half of the picture, with V hidden away in the corner, looking about as lost as Waldo. They do this shit with EVERY DVD movie--post the biggest star in the movie as large as possible, to the point that you can't tell shit from the movie except who's in it..

This reminds me of a rerelease of 21 Jump Street that came out right after Pirates: Black Pearl.. the DVD cover has this little ass picture of the Jumpstreet crew in the background and a BLOWN the fuck up pic of Johhny Depp upfront.. I don't remember 21 Jumpstreet that much but I do remember Depp wasn't about shit in that show and the camera was always focused on Holly Robinson's skinny ass..

And people wonder why I always rent instead of buy..

Do they sell custom DVD covers?

[tsumi]

my button doesn't work nymore, so everything I post mkes less sense...its dmn nnoying

[Venom Scrub]

Your keyboards just get all kinds of fucked don't they?

[abacabb]

Im having a block party tommorrow. Which means loud music and drunk motherfuckers laying on my stoop. This will be a eventfull saturday.

[Ne0phyte]

Im having a block party tommorrow. Which means loud music and drunk motherfuckers laying on my stoop. This will be a eventfull saturday.
What exactly constitutes a block party? It sounds like fun!

[9999]

Thanks for the new sig material Million.

I just got my wisdom teeth out yesterday morning, and Im STILL bleeding from one of the holes that one of the teeth used to be. Anyone else bled this long either?

[abacabb]

What exactly constitutes a block party? It sounds like fun!

Basically, all traffic on the block is stopped. So kids can run around in the street without fear of death. Someone usually provides the music. And since everyone on my block is from the carribean, reggae is the default music. I think the block president will provide the food and everyone else will provide the boos. Now this sounds fun but the assholes on my block are true idiots and they like to use my house as the local hangout spot and garbage can. Thats the main reason I dont like block parties.

[abacabb]

My cousin just bought me a ton of pickels. I like pickels and all but she gave me like 10. Maybe Ill put them on a sandwhich or something.

[Ne0phyte]

My cousin just bought me a ton of pickels. I like pickels and all but she gave me like 10. Maybe Ill put them on a sandwhich or something.
Brooklyn was the first place I ever bought a pickle in a pouch. My dad's Haitian; where are the people from your block from? Shit that sounds fun.

[abacabb]

Brooklyn was the first place I ever bought a pickle in a pouch. My dad's Haitian; where are the people from your block from? Shit that sounds fun.

Most are from Jamaica. The rest are from Trinidad, Panama,Guyana and the Virgin Islands. Then we have some Puerto Ricans scattered here and there and some Dominicans.

[VG Emblem]

You know what I fucking HATE?! TRYING TO GODDAMN FIND A FUCKING ANIME CLIP ON YOUTUBE. You do not understand how annoying this is. I just want to find the original clip, but you know what you get? Shitty ass "mixes" called AMVs that are basically butchered anime scenes overlapped with shit music, usually Linkin Park. ALL I EVER WANTED WAS THE ORIGINAL CLIP, NOT THIS GAY SHIT! Fuck you Youtube and your kawaii faggots that you call users. Die in a fire. Twice.

[ShinAkumax]

I'm starting to like this kid. He could be a president.

[Murt!]

You know what I fucking HATE?! TRYING TO GODDAMN FIND A FUCKING ANIME CLIP ON YOUTUBE. You do not understand how annoying this is. I just want to find the original clip, but you know what you get? Shitty ass "mixes" called AMVs that are basically butchered anime scenes overlapped with shit music, usually Linkin Park. ALL I EVER WANTED WAS THE ORIGINAL CLIP, NOT THIS GAY SHIT! Fuck you Youtube and your kawaii faggots that you call users. Die in a fire. Twice.

Those are almost as bad as the clip shows of anime with a dub of another show like south park or something.

[mr. newbie]

anybody remember when mean girls came out and there was a link where guys were talking about what they'd do to pre-crises?

"i would bulldoze her vagina with my mouth" or may favorite
"i would floss my teeh with her red pubic hairs"

lawwwl!

wtf is up with people bringing their girls to evo? are your trying to show-off? this isn't an anime converention WE KNOW WHAT A WOMAN LOOKS LIKE! you are not special you insecure waste of a bracket.

[abacabb]

When you download limewire it asks you will you use this program for copy right infringement with either a yes or no answer. Who the fuck would choose yes?

[Azrael]

I just rented Mean Girls last week. <3 Pre-crisis Lohan's titties.

I was surprised though at the end of the movie to hear the closing music from the Mortal Kombat movie. I didn't even need a minute to know what it was, I was just like "WTF Mortal Kombat?!" I guess they figured that no one who watched MK would probably be interested in Mean Girls. ....They underestimated the power of Pre-crisis Lohan tits.

[Jaldaboath]

So, I'm not the only one awake?

Cool. Hello everyone, and sorry for the spam but my brain is closed for maintenance, i just hope it works this time.

Shin: sorry aboput the coup, and I promise I'll reply yor pm when i'm awake.

Protip: Sleep more

[*InVeRs3*]

DJ Shadow is tight. I like how he's collabing with Bay Area artists. I was scrolling through forums, and I hear people saying he's selling out. I don't know if he is, but I'm pretty sure he's doing it cause HES FROM THE BAY

BAY AREA REPRESENT BITCHES

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I would love to smack myself in the face with a frozen brick right now. Why? Because I somehow managed to stumble upon the blog of the last broad who smashed my heart to bits. Even though I could literally feel my body tensing up at the mear thought of clicking on that link, I just went ahead and did it. I really wish I hadn't.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't stand that chick.

[raisingstorm]

how do people manage to get doo doo stains on the OUTSIDE of the toilet?!

[Shinto]

When you download limewire it asks you will you use this program for copy right infringement with either a yes or no answer. Who the fuck would choose yes?

I would because im honest.;)

how do people manage to get doo doo stains on the OUTSIDE of the toilet?!

Have you had little nasty ass kids at your house, they shit everywhere.

[RaishinX]

You know what I fucking HATE?! TRYING TO GODDAMN FIND A FUCKING ANIME CLIP ON YOUTUBE. You do not understand how annoying this is. I just want to find the original clip, but you know what you get? Shitty ass "mixes" called AMVs that are basically butchered anime scenes overlapped with shit music, usually Linkin Park. ALL I EVER WANTED WAS THE ORIGINAL CLIP, NOT THIS GAY SHIT! Fuck you Youtube and your kawaii faggots that you call users. Die in a fire. Twice.

Quoted for extra truth. I feel sorry for any DBZ fans.

I'm glad my "friends" aren't into fighting games. You guys would see drama every other fucking day.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

...Would someone please explain to me how Ash and his retarded crew letting Team Rocket get away with murder somehow enriches the plot?

I honestly don't get it. We already knew they were losers the moment we first laid eyes on those clowns. The running gag is dead. Far past zombie stage rolling in failure. It's almost as if kids are being taught that crime is okay even if you get your ass beat like an african drum numerous times. Why? Because somehow you'll luck out and end up with some stupid rent-a-cop or a pussified "hero" civilian. Unless the "innocence/stupidity" of Ash and Lames are walking metaphors for our justice system. I mean... this time they actually managed to steal a damn rocket for christ sakes... but these kids feel PERFECTLY comfortable (Wait... aren't Brock and Ash almost adults now?) with bitch smack them into space rather than immoblizing them until the authories come? I sure their lame persistance isn't anything a couple of years spent in a real ass pounding prison couldn't fix, right? Especially since Giovanni couldn't care less enough to bail their sorry butts out should they ever get caught in the first place.

Ugh.

[arcticninja]

DJ Shadow is tight. I like how he's collabing with Bay Area artists. I was scrolling through forums, and I hear people saying he's selling out. I don't know if he is, but I'm pretty sure he's doing it cause HES FROM THE BAY

BAY AREA REPRESENT BITCHES


DJ Shadow is awesome. The BBC Diminishing Returns mix is one of the best things ever created.

[Honest Monk]

Ever had martial-arts withdrawal?

I'm still going through the motions to constitute it. Man, to spar again with my fists touching faces with hardcore impact is old skool SWV to my ears. A kick to the face being the TLC of combat, and the body blows, such a release.

Makes me wanna GET IN THE RING![/FFRB]

[RaishinX]

The old 80's Ninja turtles fucking rawk.

[OneInchPunch]

Fuck the AAMC. Wish a bunch of guys would just run a train on their asses...

[abacabb]

Fuck the AAMC. Wish a bunch of guys would just run a train on their asses...

Ouch dude.

[monbaby]

...Would someone please explain to me how Ash and his retarded crew letting Team Rocket get away with murder somehow enriches the plot?

I honestly don't get it. We already knew they were losers the moment we first laid eyes on those clowns. The running gag is dead. Far past zombie stage rolling in failure. It's almost as if kids are being taught that crime is okay even if you get your ass beat like an african drum numerous times. Why? Because somehow you'll luck out and end up with some stupid rent-a-cop or a pussified "hero" civilian. Unless the "innocence/stupidity" of Ash and Lames are walking metaphors for our justice system. I mean... this time they actually managed to steal a damn rocket for christ sakes... but these kids feel PERFECTLY comfortable (Wait... aren't Brock and Ash almost adults now?) with bitch smack them into space rather than immoblizing them until the authories come? I sure their lame persistance isn't anything a couple of years spent in a real ass pounding prison couldn't fix, right? Especially since Giovanni couldn't care less enough to bail their sorry butts out should they ever get caught in the first place.

Ugh.



Weezing!...

SMOKE SCREEN!...

[OneInchPunch]

Ouch dude.
Its over with, that's all I care about right now. I just hope I did well enough.

[ShinAkumax]

I would love to smack myself in the face with a frozen brick right now. Why? Because I somehow managed to stumble upon the blog of the last broad who smashed my heart to bits. Even though I could literally feel my body tensing up at the mear thought of clicking on that link, I just went ahead and did it. I really wish I hadn't.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't stand that chick.

Welcome to a sad group of men who actually read their Ex's blog. If you can manage to resist the urge. Do so. Good luck.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Welcome to a sad group of men who actually read their Ex's blog. If you can manage to resist the urge. Do so. Good luck.

I'm actually glad I did skim through it since it has fueled my hatred for her jackass almost ten fold.

I don't plan on visiting it ever again.

[Jaldaboath]

I'm so happy right now that my ex's don't know jack shit about computers.

[VG Emblem]

BET combats stereotypes. (http://fingalickenchicken.ytmnd.com/)

:rofl:

[Honest Monk]

Happy Birdday Mistaaa Bear!

...oh, right. He's not here. Man, we all got crunked yesterday for it. He didn't even rrealize it! Nigga surprise! lol Shot off some drinks after we fooled him! lol

...about that ex thang: they make good cookies.

[Azrael]

I'm actually glad I did skim through it since it has fueled my hatred for her jackass almost ten fold.

I don't plan on visiting it ever again.
Awhile ago, I found my ex's profile on one of those friend community websites. You had to actually sign up to the service to see her profile...I didn't want to use one of my addresses, so I used my mom's. :sweat:

I found that she was still in America, still being a whore, and apparently shacked up with the guy she ended up leaving me for. ...I hope he's still beating/raping her.

That was awhile ago, and I haven't really had the urge to do any info-seeking on her since, so the moment does pass.

[ShinAkumax]

Wait till you guys hear one of them is getting married. I hit the booze hard that day.

[Honest Monk]

- I'd get forwards from one of them exs.

She's getting her act together, from male escort to office manager deal, she is. I got the first half of her life. Native Indians in Canada == freakin' lucky. Free education, no tax. Mostly, a lot of suicidal males in that culture, with yellow ladies for the taking.

And she'd see me on my MSN still, but I did a clean - up recently, so she wouldn't now.

[Azrael]

Not me. You could tell me she was found brutally beaten to death in a ditch somewhere and I just honestly wouldn't care. If I were to have a reaction, it would possibly be a smile, but I doubt I could find it in me to even care about her existance enough to move the muscles in my face to do that.

I know that's horrible, but to me she's nothing more than a waste of perfectly good human parts.

[ShinAkumax]

I guess you are over her.

[Rico!]

alarm clocks piss me off. Sure, they get me up when i need to, but it just hurts having a good dream being ruined by ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

I also end up waking up at 6:30 on saturday mornings thinking i still had it set. *shrug*

[Ne0phyte]

Alcohol + video games + friends = best time ever!

Too bad it all ends when I leave for school in the morning =/
alarm clocks piss me off. Sure, they get me up when i need to, but it just hurts having a good dream being ruined by ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Seriously... it's the most irritating sound I can think of. I use my cell phone or nothing as a clock for this reason. I'm already unhappy enough having to wake up.

-Edit- Wait till you guys hear one of them if getting married. I hit the booze hard that day.
I want to hit booze hard at the thought :wasted:

[Manx]

That's why they need to perfect smell technology. imagine waiking up to the smell of breakfast being made... even when it isn't. Nevermind. That is a horrible idea.

[SuicidalGrandpa]

The old 80's Ninja turtles fucking rawk.

I remember watching them while I lived in Denmark way back in the day. It was the only show in english, and it ruled. I gotta *cough*get*cough* me some of the episodes.

[mr. newbie]

was my post deleted? i'm just gonna post it again.

why do people bring their girlfriends to evo? this isn't some anime convention, WE KNOW WHAT WOMEN LOOK LIKE, now stop trying to show off you stupid waste of a bracket.

oh and daigo was in my bracket is ae and 3s (along with ohnuki, my 1st match).

what are the cannon's screenames? are they to important to post?

[monbaby]

I'm yo momma . I'm yo daddy..

I'm that nigga in the alley....

I'm your doctor when in need...

Have some coke have some weed...

You know me i'm your friend...

Your main boy thick and thin...

I'm yo pushaman...

I'm yo pushaman... :cool:

[ShinAkumax]

They call me mister hustler
See me around the way
Everyday the smoke juggler
The coke bubbler
You know
I get you high if you gimme your dough
I'm only trying to get you to put your nose three feet deep in the snow
Get a whiff of this, real good green weed without any seeds
Get a sniff of this Vitamin C-O-K-E
Take a puff of this opium that'll leave your mind blown
Grown from Colombian seeds, come on!

[Chorus]
So what about smoke?
I got it!
Coke?
I got it!
What about ex?
I got it!
What about dope?
I got it!
Whitney's chillin', Bobby's chillin'
Let's get high 'cos we love the feeling
"So if you take my advice you will try one"
We got red ones, green ones, blue ones, white ones
"So if you take my advice you will try one"
And if you take my advice and try 'em you might like 'em

--------------

Way better song.

[Cisco]

I just watched Click - staring adam sandler - today, and i thought it was a great movie.

[*InVeRs3*]

SOAP is too good.

It really did live up to the hype.

[Rico!]

why do people bring their girlfriends to evo? this isn't some anime convention, WE KNOW WHAT WOMEN LOOK LIKE, now stop trying to show off you stupid waste of a bracket.


i like when guys bring their girlfriends to the arcades and get OWNED right in front of them.

---

which leads to my next question: While getting laid is great, is it really just bragging rights in the end?

[Murt!]

i like when guys bring their girlfriends to the arcades and get OWNED right in front of them.

hahaha

This happened to me a while back. My friend was playing SVC and got whooped by this guy (My friend doesn't really play fighters well, but he's learning) with his girlfriend and thought he was hot shit 'til I played him and tore that ass up.:rofl:

[arcticninja]

what are the cannon's screenames? are they to important to post?


Tom = inkblot
Tony = Ponder

[raisingstorm]

I hate when they don't have the beer prices listed in the 7/11 or gas station or whatever. By the time you get to the counter with your beer you're already bent over and lubed so you just let yourself get screwed on the prices

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I know that's horrible, but to me she's nothing more than a waste of perfectly good human parts.

I couldn't have said it any better myself in regards to my own ridiculous situation. I can't help but feel a bit sorry for every future guy she'll continue to screw up until she realizes some form of change is in order.

I'm no saint myself but this chick is batting 1000 when it comes to feigning commitment.

Wait till you guys hear one of them is getting married. I hit the booze hard that day.

I would have to be dead broke and miserable with Cancer before I ever gave a serious damn about one of my ex's tieing the knot. As far as I'm concerned I'd be more thankful than anything to know they really are someone elses problem.

I would also urge every guy to ask their latest female interest/significant others whether or not they've ever been raped or molested as children. I am dead serious about this. I'm not joking in the very least.

It's well worth the smack you're bound to receive in exchange for the percentage of you evolving into an overgrown (and overused) security blanket, for real.

[monbaby]

They call me mister hustler
See me around the way
Everyday the smoke juggler
The coke bubbler
You know
I get you high if you gimme your dough
I'm only trying to get you to put your nose three feet deep in the snow
Get a whiff of this, real good green weed without any seeds
Get a sniff of this Vitamin C-O-K-E
Take a puff of this opium that'll leave your mind blown
Grown from Colombian seeds, come on!

[Chorus]
So what about smoke?
I got it!
Coke?
I got it!
What about ex?
I got it!
What about dope?
I got it!
Whitney's chillin', Bobby's chillin'
Let's get high 'cos we love the feeling
"So if you take my advice you will try one"
We got red ones, green ones, blue ones, white ones
"So if you take my advice you will try one"
And if you take my advice and try 'em you might like 'em

--------------

Way better song.



Are you serious?!...

Curtis Mayfield is the greatest genius of all geniuses...

Pusherman destroys every other song about pushing drugs easily...

[ShinAkumax]

I can't connect to Pusherman. I'm not a complete junkie. It doesn't speak to me.

Don't do Drugs - DM & DJ Jemini speaks more to me as a casual drug user.

Check it out
The first one is always free
Strong enough to make you come back (mmm)
Possibly strung out, enough to run back

I like the composition better to.

I suggest you pick a new color for your text man. I can't tell the difference between your sig and your posts.

[Ne0phyte]

As far as songs about drugs, I like White Light/White Heat by Velvet Underground, Casey Jones by Grateful Dead, Where is my Mind by The Pixies, Snowblind by Black Sabbath, Night of the Living Baseheads by Public Enemy, and Green Day by Green Day.

-Edit- Nm.

[monbaby]

I can't connect to Pusherman. I'm not a complete junkie. It doesn't speak to me.

Don't do Drugs - DM & DJ Jemini speaks more to me as a casual drug user.

Check it out
The first one is always free
Strong enough to make you come back (mmm)
Possibly strung out, enough to run back

I like the composition better to.

I suggest you pick a new color for your text man. I can't tell the difference between your sig and your posts.



Too good i realized i have that danger mouse gemini album...

"I was born an EMCEEEEE!!!...."

But nah theres more to pusherman than the chorus...

Remember this is from the 70's...

This was rapping before rap was even created my brother...


Ain't i clean bad machine...

Super cool super mean...

Dealing good for the man...

Superfly here i stand...

Secret stash heavy bread...

Baddest bitches in my bed...

I'm yo pushaman...

I'm yo pushaman...:cool:

[fishjie]

guys i knew who brought their girls to our school arcade were the best players at our school. they played against row and jmar and kuan in their spare time so um yeah, their level of play was far higher. quite a different experience. not all of them are scrubs.

[Honest Monk]

i like when guys bring their girlfriends to the arcades and get OWNED right in front of them.


Ah hell yah, but I just get bored.

They don't fight as well when they don't have pussy next to them. Always a flip-toss to either embarass them nicely, or just rip the living crap out of their pixelated torsos of their alter ego.

Reminds me of that ep of Yes, Dear where Greg gets owned by his wife's ex boyfriend 3 times trying to defend her honour. Back when men wore steel and threw around swords, fighting with your woman watching was like seeing a movie with her as the focal point. Action packed, thrilling, orgasm of adrenaline, and by chance, the loser...well....dies.

Now, since we do battle with sticks and buttons in front of television screens, the other halves probably wanting to get in on some of that handling action themselves rather than watch since no one's really losing anything...but pride. We all need that somehow...

brb...gotta pick my nose.

[Roxie]

Not Another Teenage Movie is sooo underappreciated (on comedy central now).

[Azrael]

I miss old-school Toonami. It used to come up with some awesome beats for the shows.

[Million]

Not Another Teen Movie gave us Cerina Vincent's sweet, sweet little ass on full display. I wasn't a fan of her season of Power Rangers, but damn she's a piece.

[Ne0phyte]

Not Another Teenage Movie is sooo underappreciated (on comedy central now).
TEEN movie.

I own that movie and I've seen it like a dozen times... and every time I see it on Comedy Central I watch it again.

I can't believe I wasted so much of my life not playing Third Strike. I wish I could do it all over.

[Roxie]

See? Even when I'm wrong, I'm right!

Thanks Neo! =)

[Azrael]

...I do kinda suck at 3S. I came to realize this yesterday.

I want to practice and get better, but here's where I'm at a crossroads. The closest place to me and the best place for comp is a-cho. Motherfuckin a-cho. You can't be a newb at a-cho, cause they will tear you apart with no mercy. That Japanese player on the other side will be thinking "Sweet, free combo practice!"

Plus, a-cho is like one of the only places left in the world where I can actually play high-level A3. A3 is my favorite game, hands down. I can actually fight some of the a-cho elite, and not get totally destroyed (I even win! ...Sometimes). I want to make the transistion from A-Karin to V-Karin as well.

So, if I tried to start learning 3S, I kind of miss my chance to play A3, and anytime I try to play against the pros I'll just get destroyed in the process. On the other hand, if I continue playing A3, whenever I do leave Kyoto or Japan or whatever, since more people play 3S than A3 I'll be at a disadvantage.

[Manx]

It's kinda the opposite for me. I wish I could play more A3, but I can't get my friends to play it for anything.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

The overall skill and ability it takes to rhyme magnificently will never cease to amaze me.

Quality Hip-Hop is wonderful drug.

[Lucretz]

Sooo I'm skippin through the channels and I stop on Sci-Fi to see some weird animated show about a screw on head that evidently fights crime consisting of a zombie serving an avatar of cthulu looking guy, and has a butler named Mr. Groin and a stuffed dog for a pet. Now, something called Garth Merenghi's Dark Place, a mock hospital drama/documentary/short story series is on.

This might be the best hour of television ever in the history of life.

[oyg]

Blackalicious makes me smile

[abacabb]

Quality Hip-Hop is wonderful drug.

Its like once you find one good artist you crave for another. Then you realize you are addicted to hip hop.

[Serpent]

i like when guys bring their girlfriends to the arcades and get OWNED right in front of them.

---

which leads to my next question: While getting laid is great, is it really just bragging rights in the end?


Haha. I used to drop by CTF on weekend afternoons to play a bit before anyone good got there. There would be a bunch of asian guys with their little 12 year old looking gfs at the arcade. They'd always pretend the sticks didn't work or something as they were losing, and afterwards. I've tried both sticks plenty of times just to check, and they've always been fine too.

I think it's just to brag. So is going out and getting drunk. None of it is really any fun (the pursuit of girls is amazingly boring, and how can anyone really be impressed with themselves for being drunk?) and if you just do it and never tell anyone you haven't achieved anything apparently. It's the bragging after you do the boring stuff that allegedly makes you "cool." Then you go to work or school and "talk" about it so other people can hear you. So dumb. People are all so ugly and stupid. I actually can't stand the idea of having sex anymore. There can be no girl worthy of me. I am a flower, or whatever it is Viscant randomly says. Someone copy+paste Viscant quotes and pretend I said them. Speaking of which, I wonder how he did at Evo.

[mr. newbie]

^i saw his matches in ae. nice vega but he got taken out. i wanted to say something, but it might've been akward. i lvoe how he had no ass on his name tag. and serpent nobody worthy of you? gee bloofy how ya doin in serp's body?

[Gasaraki]

Does anyone else have major problems finding new music and getting bored of their current selection too easily?

As far as finding stuff goes, the internet route is tough because my internet, although it's DSL, is REALLY slow for some reason. It can take 30-45 min to DL one 4 minute song VBR song. Shit like that makes it difficult to find stuff, i can't even listen to samples on streaming sites like last fm and pandora because my comp loads the music so goddamn slow. All I can do is get reccomendations and hope they really appeal, which they don't often.

Also, it really fucking sucks when you find a really awesome song and NOTHING else the artist has done is as good as it, OR it's entirely different than anything they've ever done. That or they'll have done few songs at all.

Then you have the issue of being a fan of really unpopular stuff like goa trance, so few people like it that it's incredibly hard to find a good selection anywhere.

And why the hell is there so much Metal with screaming for lyrics?! Why can't I get the same MUSIC style without the fucking screaming. All I can listen to is like fuckin power metal and honestly at least 70% of those bands get old to someone like me pretty quite fast. And then generally with lyrics it's hard to find stuff that doesn't bother the shit out of me because it's either too dumb, too out there, or whatever. FUCK!:annoy:

I've realized instrumentals and electronic music without singing are probably the best types of music for me because it elimnates half my complaints, but shit, unfortunatly I'm one of those people that likes singing along to music(I guess I get it from my mother) so sometimes I want to hear lyrics, it's just hard to find any music I really like that I would sing to. I mean, I like stuff like Chicago n all, but it's just not as awesome to me as stuff like Firewind, Dream Theater, or just most Goa in general.

Then all of that causes me to listen to the same stuff over and over because it's all I can find that really appeals to me and I end up getting bored of stuff I used to love. I REALLY hate that.

Music is a hassle, but I NEED IT!:wasted:

[P. Gorath]

3am and I'm back from EVO2k6

[TheSix]

.....What the fuck is with black people and going to Africa? "Oh man I gotta go to Africa!". Why? You know damn well you don't know anybody in Africa. Africa ain't shit and it's the last place im trying to go. Acting like its the promise land and shit....it's not! The natives won't even like you and you still want to go.

[Murt!]

Africa is fucked up right now, going is definitely not worth the money or time. A guy I know went and said the food is nasty, bad sanitation, kids tried to rob him and when they weren't they were VERY persistent in begging for money.

[Rico!]

Haha. I used to drop by CTF on weekend afternoons to play a bit before anyone good got there. There would be a bunch of asian guys with their little 12 year old looking gfs at the arcade. They'd always pretend the sticks didn't work or something as they were losing, and afterwards. I've tried both sticks plenty of times just to check, and they've always been fine too.


See that's exactly what I mean. There's also this guy i used to see back when i was there like everyday that would just play some game all day while his gf litterally fell asleep in some corner all alone. He was a good player, but why bore the girl like that? :rofl:


I think it's just to brag. So is going out and getting drunk. None of it is really any fun (the pursuit of girls is amazingly boring, and how can anyone really be impressed with themselves for being drunk?) and if you just do it and never tell anyone you haven't achieved anything apparently. It's the bragging after you do the boring stuff that allegedly makes you "cool." Then you go to work or school and "talk" about it so other people can hear you. So dumb.

it's like you read my mind and put it in words. It's all reminding me of someone again... :rofl:

[rant] I hate seeing guys' girlfriends. Usually I'll hear from about blah blah blah about his girlfriend (you know how some people just love to mention their girlfriends for EVERYTHING even if its not related to the conversation... some people on this very forum do it) being so hot and what not, and then, he'll show me a pic of her, or bring her around, and she'll be the most hideous beast ever. I'll be nice. But don't come up after me asking "yo man what did you think of her?" because it suddenly makes me very uncomfortable to answer.

[another rant] You know what else pisses me off? People on facebook/myspace that are under drinking age that put pictures of themselves holding a 40oz or a shot glass. Ok, what's the damn purpose of that? That's the problem with america. We're so restricted with the drinking age that everyone thinks its cool and rebellious to drink alcohol. "like omg there's going to be beer at that party" STFU. Kids in Europe drink wine with dinner and do they go around doing this stupid shit? not really.

[0746]

gods hate you! they hate all of you! you hear me! they will hate you more when you go to africa!

[fishjie]

I glanced around in FGD but couldn't find any threads on it.

So who won evo this year?

Did justin wong reclaim his title in mvc2? did japanese people sweep ST 3S and CVS2?

thx

[RaishinX]

My friend just told me to join myspace. He is the third person to urge that I join that site. What's so damn great about it? I have a perfectly fine time talking to people I don't know right here. Alas, I'll join....but I won't like it.

[RaishinX]

I can't even figure out how to send a friend request. Damn I suck.

[mr. newbie]

I glanced around in FGD but couldn't find any threads on it.

So who won evo this year?

Did justin wong reclaim his title in mvc2? did japanese people sweep ST 3S and CVS2?

thx


3s-japan
hyper fighting-alex wolfe
mvc2-justtin "gimme back my title!" wong
3s-isse (japan)
cvs2-ricky just barely lost to ohnuki (or kindevu)
ggxx-american teams<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<japan teams. team bas won

there was a real st alex wolfe/daigo grudge match and wolfe kicked daigo's ass. those brothers are beasts.

[Slide]

wait a min. look at my signature.
this is new.

EDIT: what the. they give me the ability to do it, but it doesnt show up.

[Dan?]

Over the weekend one of our repairmen had a heart attack and died while working out. He was only 65. Van was a really great guy, and I got to help him with his computer a lot and he was just all around a really good person. He was just saving up to go back to Vietnam for another month and see his wife and all. Life just isn't fair sometimes.

RIP Van.

[RaishinX]

I hate it when someone wants my attention for no apparent reason.

[arcticninja]

I glanced around in FGD but couldn't find any threads on it.

So who won evo this year?

Did justin wong reclaim his title in mvc2? did japanese people sweep ST 3S and CVS2?

thx


the results are in the tournament results forum

[Ne0phyte]

Africa is fucked up right now, going is definitely not worth the money or time. A guy I know went and said the food is nasty, bad sanitation, kids tried to rob him and when they weren't they were VERY persistent in begging for money.
Funny, because I could go to the worst shithole town in Mexico and say that North America is fucked up.

I went to Zambia a few years ago and it was really great. Food nasty? There were grocery stores and freaking Italian restaurants and Irish pubs. I stayed in and saw some hotels as nice as any I've ever seen, and the woman whose house we rented out the rest of the time was a normal house. Like... for what reason did he go to Africa that he had to stay in some type of shantytown? Was he on a reality show?

[Honest Monk]

Over the weekend one of our repairmen had a heart attack and died while working out. He was only 65. Van was a really great guy, and I got to help him with his computer a lot and he was just all around a really good person. He was just saving up to go back to Vietnam for another month and see his wife and all. Life just isn't fair sometimes.

RIP Van.

My condolenses.

[mr. newbie]

monk's hard post had me rolling. i like to apply it to other situations. like right now i'm eating a sandwich. but i could be eating it.. hard. your not getting a semi your getiing..hard. your not ownig. your owning..hard. best post in a week. congrats man,

i like getting rep. i had to earn these blocks! =D

[monbaby]

Funny, because I could go to the worst shithole town in Mexico and say that North America is fucked up.

I went to Zambia a few years ago and it was really great. Food nasty? There were grocery stores and freaking Italian restaurants and Irish pubs. I stayed in and saw some hotels as nice as any I've ever seen, and the woman whose house we rented out the rest of the time was a normal house. Like... for what reason did he go to Africa that he had to stay in some type of shantytown? Was he on a reality show?



Thank you ne0...

Also there are the same misconceptions about the middle east as well...

Those people are balling...

The royal family that owns all that oil in saudi arabia are richer than america's entire economy...

I hate when people say they all live in sand and shit huts...

Also i went to baghdad(sp?) and the place look like LA except for it was on a desert land...

They have poor people everywhere is what i'm getting at...

Don't listen to those lame sterotypes...

[raisingstorm]

I'm a grown man and I sleep with a stuffed animal

[abacabb]

^^nothing wrong with that.

[Million]

Race and cars...are black people allergic to Mini Coopers? I've never seen a black person driving, or even just a passenger in one. It just doesn't happen anywhere, apparently. Surely I can't be the only black person in the world that likes the Mini Coopers...(I'd really get one if I were in the market for a new car)What's up with the cadillacs? That's like THE ride of choice for an old black preacher/reverend....or a young black thugged out type....the minority that drives cadillacs are really old white people. These 3 categories of people are the only types that gravitate towards the cadillacs.

[fishjie]

the results are in the tournament results forum

damn!:mad: i wish i had known about the evo results thread a lot earlier the whole time i figured itd be in FGD. shoot! it would have been a lot more fun to have read that thread each day as the action unfolded :sad:

that thread was a great read and quite intense.

Duc Do vs Sanford for 6k MONEY MATCH??? its okay his studio traffic earnings will more than cover that :rofl:

Daigo getting ELIMINATED BY AMERICANS??!?!?

AMERICANS IN GENERAL ACTUALLY BEATING JAPANESE AND DOING FAR BETTER THAN LAST YEAR!?!?!?!

ALL YUNS IN THE TOP SPOTS AT 3S!?

Duc Do's spiral KNIFING PPL TO DEATH?!!?!

too good.

[mr. newbie]

you will NEVER understand the magnitude of the duc sanford match. you had to BE THERE. trust me, you had to be there. things got hype.

[fishjie]

yeah shit sounds crazy! how did it come about anyway?

[mr. newbie]

^i dunno. good question. i talked to duc before the match. nice guy.

i'm afraid of bugs. like all of them. that's the gayest fear on earth. it pisses me off but i can't do shit about it. like i don't care about snakes (i grew up in az. snakes? all day) height, airplanes, no i have to be afraid of a little 2 inch spider. life is a lolercoaster huh?

tv edit: not as bad as that dumbass afraid of pennies of tyra banks.

[abacabb]

how are you afraid of pennies? What the fuck is that.

[Cisco]

I know it's wrong for a guy to bring his girlfriend along to the arcades, but there are times when she deserves it... like a comeback for her taking you along shopping.

The girl really shouldn't be complaining; if you want me to come along with you and your friends shopping, then you might return the favor of watching me play marvel or dota. Hell, if you want to play just ask.

[arcticninja]

^i dunno. good question. i talked to duc before the match. nice guy.

i'm afraid of bugs. like all of them. that's the gayest fear on earth. it pisses me off but i can't do shit about it. like i don't care about snakes (i grew up in az. snakes? all day) height, airplanes, no i have to be afraid of a little 2 inch spider. life is a lolercoaster huh?

tv edit: not as bad as that dumbass afraid of pennies of tyra banks.



wait wait wait....are you afraid od Snakes *on* an Plane?

think about it.



seriously though, being afraid of bugs is perfectly reasonable.

[mr. newbie]

soap seems to be living up to teh hype.

[Honest Monk]

- The whole "I know him too, hunny. Let me talk to him for a while on your cell" thing is officially tired. This friend of mine does it and the girl he has doing it to me is no where near attractive or availible.

I'll have to ask all 25 sides of her for that. Yeah, she's one big b....

At first, it's kinda cute. I would do it ,too, if I had a match or had to suddenly be temporarily occupied for a brief period of time, but sometimes, it would just deem to be more tedious than enjoyable. She'd just utter useles and irrelevant crap in my ear about her man, what they are doing, where they are going. The inner Gouki is just screaming "DESTROY, B!TCH!".

- Doritos + Sandwich == best thing to come out of a paper bag meal. Baked Lays tastes like cake.

[raisingstorm]

^^ I have no idea what you are trying to say, but it's even lamer when one of my guy friends wants to borrow my cell phone to call their girl and all they do is talk baby talk and not actually say anything important like "i'll meet you here at 1:00."
In that case I put on my best hot slut voice next to the phone and say, "hey baby, come back to bed." Or kick them square in the nuts.

[abacabb]

^^everyone does that to thier boys. The whole slut voice thing, or you would say some shit like "The bitches is beggin for the cock man get off the phone"

[Rico!]

you know what? I want to read more blogs on the same level of insanity that kxcj had. It was a serious blog, but i couldn't help but laugh at it with many friends. I want to read more blogs like that...

[ShinAkumax]

Just read Christian Blogs then. They are weird.

he bombardment of a plethora of emotions and feelings.
thoughts and such.
as of late.
leaving me with lots of; "why's?" "should i?" "if..." "could..." and "such."
what's better? to not think and have the feeling of contentment?
or to overthink and frustrate ones self?
(most likely due to not having the solution[s])
well, i can't imagine what i'd be if i didn't think.
thinking things through.
although this "post" makes everything sound worse than it is. i think?
i'm indecisive. at least... i think so? (i haven't made up my mind on that one)
(point in case - this paragraph is full of enough thinking.
at first i typo-d "anough" and chuckled cause it sounded mennonite)

fret not. i'm fine.
guess what?

DOMI IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD
(who's name starts with a D. : )

cause I HAVE TWO NEW [used] CAMERAS! a polaroid one at that! (who did not like her trip over the ocean and spat out a whole cartridge of polariods in 13 seconds. leaving me... laughing, but upset. and she still isn't working out)
however! i have a Canon Eos 33! i DID NOT KNOW this camera looked sooo hot!
domi,
thank you thank you thank you!
your blue little package tied up with lots of tape was a gigantic ray of sunshine on an otherwise semi-mundane night.

ah hahaha!
so, why do i smile so much?
oh, if only you knew.
do i? no. (yes?) besides the fact that i was created this way.
i laugh too easily. sometimes that happens in inconvenient situations.
if only you knew.
oh, if only you knew.
now... i think i'm just giddy.
giddy sounds like a feminine word. is it?
oh i know! lets get into a conversation over what is masculin and what is feminine!
OR NOT.
okay, but you know what's really sad? when you create a joke that you yourself can't stop laughing at.
so why does this always happen to me?
oh, if only you knew.
(something along the lines of: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/34738443)
oh, if only you knew.
1) deleriou5? is one of the best bands ever. now - i have rants in association with people labeling bands "best ever." sure, you have favorites, but you can't convince me they're THEE BEST. but at least with delerious, you can! hee hee hee
2) oh, how am i ever going to get to bed?
3) sometimes i wonder if my journal is quirky, or just useless/meaningless. haha.
i'll stick with "quirky."
"earnest! are you dead?!"

oh, goodness dear me.
talk talk talk.
anyone up for canoeing?
i have a conoe. and a river. all i need is an anyone.

[Azrael]

I bring my girl to the arcade sometimes. ...But not to show off, sometimes she needs to be educated. For occasionally, she forgets just how much I loathe shopping. I mean, I really, absolutely hate shopping. Like, if you gave me the choice of being beaten by jagged X-Box'es, then rolled around in lube and locked in a room with Lance Bass and Richard Simmons, or going shopping for a whole day, I think I'd pick the beating + lube, honestly.

But sometimes, she asks me to go with her. Sometimes, she tries to sneak it in...like I'll need to go out to buy ONE thing, and she'll insist on coming with me, and then while we're "out" and since it would be a "waste" to just go back home she wants to look around. And BAM! we're shopping. Ambush shopping.

So I take her to the arcade to remind her of the misery she makes me endure...

Me: Oh man, that was awesome! I knew the VC activation was coming, so I hesistated for just a split second, then threw out a jab and knocked him out of it! Wasn't that so awesome!

Her: :confused: Uh, yeah...so, when are we going home again?

She gets the point real quick.

[Shinto]

Wtf is it whit Travis Barker and rappers video's,He's in almost everyone damn it.

and wtf is it with KFC and BET as if the fuckind steriotype couldn't get proven more true....Fuck.

[Dan?]

Wtf is it whit Travis Barker and rappers video's,He's in almost everyone damn it.

and wtf is it with KFC and BET as if the fuckind steriotype couldn't get proven more true....Fuck.

I think chicken is delicious, and so is watermelon (even though the seeds piss me off). Viva la food!

[Roxie]

Watermelon is my life blood and it's very good for you!

A one-cup serving of watermelon will provide around 48 calories (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calories). Watermelon is an excellent source of vitamin C (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_C) and vitamin A (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_A), with one serving containing 14.59 mg of vitamin C and 556.32 IU of vitamin A. Watermelon also provides significant amounts of vitamin B6 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_B6) and vitamin B1 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_B1), as well as the minerals potassium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium) and magnesium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnesium). Pink watermelon is also a source of the potent carotenoid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carotenoid) antioxidant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antioxidant), lycopene (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycopene).

Lycopene is the most powerful carotenoid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carotenoid) quencher of singlet oxygen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singlet_oxygen).[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycopene#_note-0). Singlet oxygen from ultraviolet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraviolet) light is a primary cause of skin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin) aging (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aging)[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycopene#_note-1).
There is evidence that frequent intake of such products is associated with reduced risk of cardiovascular disease (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardiovascular_disease), cancer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer) (especially prostate cancer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_cancer)), diabetes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes), osteoporosis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteoporosis), and even male infertility. [3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycopene#_note-2) Lycopene may also be related to a reduced risk of oesophageal, colon, and mouth cancer[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycopene#_note-Eating_pizza_.27cuts_cancer_risk.27).


http://www.watermelon.org/

[arcticninja]

I was going to type up a post as to why I'm so bitter and jaded with life, but then I realized no one wants to read my bitching.

So I'm still going to bitch, but I'm not going to articulate it.

[Taito]

I noticed that whenever Transformers G1 gets mentioned, everyone says it's shit and Beast Wars was the best Transformers series ever.. when it first came out I gave it a couple watches, being a TF fan and all.. after a couple episodes I stopped watching because it was the biggest fucking eyesore on television (seriously, that show was FUCKING UGLY) and the story wasn't really compelling. So what did I miss? Why are people defending this series and saying it's better than the older TF series?

Also, were there any Devastator/Bruticus-type Beast War Transformers (5-man teams that formed into a super robot)?

And was TF Energon that bad? I caught a few episodes, and to me it looked exactly like what a modern TF show should look-- the cellshading cg was a perfect look, it picked up after the 80s cartoon and movie, there was plenty of drama with Rodiums defecting and Unicron resurrecting or something like that.. there were cheese parts to it but what TF series is without cheese, Beast Wars included (I'm talking about that rat that sounded like he was from New Jersey)?

[Rico!]

Just read Christian Blogs then. They are weird.

haha where was that shit from??

---

I found a winamp plugin that lets my increase or decrease pitch and speed on music. I'm having a great deal of fun with it. Michael jackson suddenly sounds like a tough black guy when pitched is decreased.

Jpop also sounds great with low pitch. "NIGHT OF FIYAHH!!!"

---

Speaking of which, I still think hinoi team is HAWT

[Sheng-Long]

...things unrelated to art...

Where's that goddamn art of yours? You said you will post it like....5 months ago.

...and wtf is it with KFC and BET as if the fuckind steriotype couldn't get proven more true....Fuck.

Chicken is bad because.......? Who gives a shit. Asians eat rice, Blacks like chicken. Is the marketting of rice primarily geared towards Asians? YES. Is that bad? NO. If Blacks like Fried Chicken so much that they are the main consumers , then isn't it just common sense that the marketing campaigns be geared towards Blacks?

OMG stereotype is out to DESTROY ME !!! (come to think of it, Stereotype isn't a bad name for a decepticon. Maybe give him a boombox that he carries to the side of his head. He could be Soundwave's illegitimate kid (Lazerbeak, Rumble, Frenzy and Ratbat being his other kids).

[Shinto]

Who the fuck said chicken is Bad?Asians rice what? The stereo type is fucked up, Just like the Chappelle Show Skit...

Anyways why does Monica looks like a crack head in her video, in a part she makes a straight face and it looks like whitney houston.

And why is Beyonce video so bad and she should fire who ever do her make up because she looks like clayface.

[Million]

The newer TF shows get a bad rap imo because the first new one sucked. I also thought "Energon" at least looked good. The cel-shaded visuals go perfectly with the concept. I still prefer the more simplistic designs of the 80s though. The new Transformers each look like they weigh 8 billion tons with all that bulky stuff. Oh, there was also the fact that Optimus looked incredibly gay in the first new TF series. He was way too colorful...and of course that brings to mind things like GLAAD and rainbow shirts, "pride parades", etc.

Beast Wars and beyond was nonsense to me as well. I couldn't get over how different it was from the original visual concept. Yes, that shit was UGLY as a dry booty-hole stain on white carpet. Turd-looking ass show...hahaha...get that garbage out of here. It was like some other bullshit that just had the TF name *attached* to it to get by on name recognition. That shit rubbed me the wrong way from day 1. I was thinking right off "the hell? This isn't Transformers? What is this crap?"

I don't like watermelon. It just doesn't have enough taste for me. It's like eating air.

So, is Xbox360 modded yet? Modders need to get on the case and make it so I can play ANY Xbox 1 game I fucking want on that thing. I'm tired of the official bullshit...I want UC2 action on my future 360.

haha...Madden-day, apparently. Black gamers everywhere(except me) orgasmed.

[Azrael]

TF stuff
I never watched Beast Wars for whatever reason...but then I kept hearing about how great it was, so I DL'ed the entire series and gave it a chance. ...It really is good. Not just good for a TF show, but good overall.

They do a good job of developing many of the characters/situations (such as the rivalry between Rattrap and Dinobot). They also actually killed off several characters as the show progressed, which gave it a bit of depth. Then in S2 and on it starts to tie in heavily with G1. Also, BW Megatron is a fucking pimp. He wasn't your average bumbling cartoon villian - he made evil genious plans that actually worked.

As for the look...eh, you get used to it. I think Transmetal Prime looked like absolute shit, but luckily that form didn't last for too long.

I don't know why people say G1 wasn't that good. If you're talking about story-telling, it gets destroyed by newer stuff (like Batman TAS for instance), but I can actually sit down and enjoy an episode. I loved the Thundercats as a kid, but back when it was running on Toonami all the nostalgia in the world couldn't keep me tuned in for a whole episode. I've heard the writing really improved in season 3, but since that's post-movie apocalypse stuff I still can't bring myself to watch it.

As for the new stuff, people hate on it because, well, it hasn't been very good, and then anytime you make something with "Transformers" on it people will automatically compare it to G1 and have great huge biases. Robots in Disguise, from what I hear, was just terrible. I kind of hated Armada at first because of the Pokemon aspect (annoying kids + "gotta catch 'em all!" minicons) but I think that show got a lot better as it went on. I found myself casually watching the episodes and actually wanting to see what happened next. I haven't seen all of it so I can't make an absolute judgement, but so far I'd say that Armada wasn't bad at least. I think it had one of the more interesting modern-day interpretations of Starscream to date. I haven't seen any of Energon.

[Roxie]

Damn all the e-mail mix ups!
I got my two free passes to Dragon*Con! YAY!:lovin:

[Million]

...Rita Cosby forever sounds like she needs to clear her throat. It's quite annoying...everytime she's talking, I'm focusing on the voice, like "damn, woman..just cough or something! clear the phlegm or nut or whatever the hell it is out of your throat.."

[*InVeRs3*]

I think they should leagalize dueling in the united states.

[Honest Monk]

- Where's that MTV/Mainframe Entertainment take on Spiderman at nowadays? It looked promising, especially with the no-name brand villians. Or did they have brands? I'm not sure. I hardly read anything outside of Street Fighter nowadays, but when I was younger...X-Men and Batman mostly. And Green Arrow. Not the wussy Mr. Clean one, mind you. I'm talking the dirty gruff bastard unshaved and didn't mind blood. Xmen: Especially the paralell universe ep where they went into a medival world. Spider-man also got stuck there. Poor kid was so confused. Pale mob with pitchforks chased the webslinger.Holy Crowly. On the back of it was an advertisement for Blue Chips starring Shaq and Nick Noltie.

- I'll stick to my gun...err...apples, but Watermelons are sweety.

[9999]

I didnt think BW was very good until the last few episodes, which were pretty damn good. And you have to remember G1 was made in the early-mid 80's, and cartoons were pretty different then. I still love G1 though, Rumble had some great quotes in the first season :tup:

[ShinAkumax]

haha where was that shit from??


Don't ruin it for me though. Reading this blog and his friend's blogs is like reading about white people living in candy land.

http://xsavethehumans.livejournal.com/

[Serpent]

I like both rice and chicken. I'm thinking of buying a rice cooker, some rice, and maybe a whole bunch of chicken, and that will be my dinner from now on. Protein shakes throughout the day. I really should get around to doing this. I've been eating crap for about a year, and it's going to catch up to me eventually.

[Lantis]

I got my two free passes to Dragon*Con! YAY!:lovin:

Guess I'll see you there, then.... :wgrin:

[Honest Monk]

3 days without coke...so brave he is, the monk.

[Panicked]

Time for a Million Moment: Melanie Brown would get it SO HORD. That is all.

[RaishinX]

Youtube is fun.

I want some waffles.

Why won't McDonalds hire me?

[Dan?]

Youtube is fun.

I want some waffles.

Why won't McDonalds hire me?

Because you are stinky.

I'm probably gonna try and pick up the Area 88 OVA from ADV films today cause jets are frikkin cool.

My Russian class should be pretty cool this Semester.

[Rico!]

you know what, never mind what i said about PUA (stupid term btw) blogs. They're all so bad its not even funny. The crazy Christian ones are though.

[Honest Monk]

I'm probably gonna try and pick up the Area 88 OVA from ADV films today cause jets are frikkin cool.

UN SQUADRAN WAS A SHOW?!


My Russian class should be pretty cool this Semester.

http://www.zabberbox.com/#edmund_anchor

...something you should look at, Dan?.

- GD 0083 should be worth the venture to CN this year. :)

[VG Emblem]

I just had the most motherfucking weird dream ever....

It started out with me and a bunch of other people going to a tournament for this custom mod for Warcraft 3 called Footmen Frenzy. We get there and once we start battling we realize it's a sham. So then a TV appears and the president of the game sees us and starts laughing. He's a middle-aged, bald white man. So I call him a bald motherfucker.

Then on the way home, someone drives up to my house. They shoot me in the back and I fall to the floor. Now, I didn't die. This is attributed to the fact that: 1. It was a handgun. 2. I was wearing a heavy winter coat. 3. It's my fucking dream. So anyway, the assassin steps out of the car and proceeds to walk over to see if I'm dead. Lo and behold the assassin is Carlos Mencia. He shoots me in the back again and I pretend to die.

He walks off, back to his car. I think I'm safe so I run into my apartment, deeply wounded and such. He then comes back and starts laughing. I run into my kitchen and grab a knife. I run to the door at which this point he's breaking through. He does, and tries to shoot me again but misses. I charge at him with the knife and he throws these weird multi-colored darts at me. A few hit my shoulder and it bled. But I charged up to him, and stuck the knife in his neck. A bunch of times.

So there it was. In my dream a bald white guy who's somehow the president of a Wc3 mod gets angry at me and sends Carlos Mencia to assassinate me but he fails and I stab him in the neck. Great.

[mr. newbie]

i was watching tucker carlson and some middle school teacher had sex with some kid. you know what he's not a kid. he's a pice of shit. only a pos would tell when he got some from his hot teacher. i expected her to be ugly but I WOULD ABSOLUTLEY DESTROY that woman. she is so lucky she's not my teacer. she'd have to call a year-long substitute in when i'm done.

can i get a million!?

can't seem to find a good pic.

oh and there's a group of people protesting the right to be poligimus (sp?). it's moments like these i love this country.

is it illegal to have sex with your teacher if your of age? i hear it is like regardless of age.

[Million]

^sometimes it's not because they went the "tattle tale" route...it's just because they couldn't help but tell a friend or something. The friend most likely tells a girl, and it all goes downhill from there, because women are simply incapable of keeping ANY kind of secret. It's just scientific fact. The last person you trust with a secret is a girl/woman....

anyway, yeah...loose lips sink ships. I normally don't like cliches or cliched thoughts/behavior...but that one is true. I know if I got a piece of my delicious Life Science teacher back in 7th grade...I would've eventually told someone...and within no time, the secret would get out. damndamndamn I've mentioned her a billion times...most should know by now...the infamous Mrs. Walters! A REAL LIFE JESSICA RABBIT...with GLASSES. How did I manage to pay attention to the subject in that class? She was so hot it was just illegal for her to exist in front of pre-teen boys. Her ass was so juicy...ohhh :sweat:

heh, they're about to discuss why girls usually suck when it comes to gaming on AOTS. This is today's "The Loop" topic.

[Serpent]

I love how when these female teachers have sex with boys, the boy got lucky, but when a male teacher has sex with a girl, he's a child molester, even though these girls are usually older than the boys, and girls allegedly mature faster. I think we should just invoke the rule of "if there's grass play golf." You're not a "child" after you passed puberty.

[Jaldaboath]

^AMEN

3 days without coke...so brave he is, the monk.

How are you feeling? I remember feeling like a full time turd when i dropped coke.

[monbaby]

I love how when these female teachers have sex with boys, the boy got lucky, but when a male teacher has sex with a girl, he's a child molester, even though these girls are usually older than the boys, and girls allegedly mature faster. I think we should just invoke the rule of "if there's grass play golf." You're not a "child" after you passed puberty.



Nah it's equally disgusting both ways...

And those boys who have sex with those women end up fucked in the head...

[TheSix]

I just saw George Lopez.

[raisingstorm]

mekka lekka hi mekka hynie ho!

[oyg]

VG Emblem, dreams are not far from the truth..
or in your case, Ned "Carlos Mencia" Holness is so unfunny that
watching Mind of Mencia is almost like getting shot in the back
and making it to the kitchen to grab a knife.

[mr. newbie]

fuck!! theres a huge roach in the bathroom. now i cant use it. im gonna block the door and get my mom to kill it in the morning. it might have left so my door is blocked. y cant i have an easier fear like comitment or love. i want to move out so damn bad! i want to live so high bugs cant climb.

[TheSix]

fuck!! theres a huge roach in the bathroom. now i cant use it. im gonna block the door and get my mom to kill it in the morning. it might have left so my door is blocked. y cant i have an easier fear like comitment or love. i want to move out so damn bad! i want to live so high bugs cant climb.

No shame. I feel you on that shit. I don't give a fuck if I got a broom, or a shoe....or a cannon, im not fuckin' with it.

:rofl: .......................:sad:

[mr. newbie]

Nah it's equally disgusting both ways...

And those boys who have sex with those women end up fucked in the head...

boy!? we're not talking about an 8 yr old we're talking 14. at 14 i wanted nothing more in life than sex with a teacher. years later ain't nothin changed! in fact my goal this year is have sex with mrs. coyle. she's only a few years older and single. i can't wait to make a thread about it. legendary status like whoa.


the sixthank you! my mom always acts like i'm the crazy one! you can't even say the word snake around her. i blockaded the bath room door using like 5 pairs of jeans. i just wanna pee but there's no way in hell i'm going in there. how do these things get inside!? oh and i can deal with ants. for w/e reason they don't bother me much. and bee's aren't that scary either.

what are you guys afraid of?

[abacabb]

i hate cockaroaches. I had one sneak up on me when i was taking a shit one day. i didnt know what to do, finish my dump or kill the roach.

[Mechanica]

I've never seen a cockroach in real life.

[monbaby]

boy!? we're not talking about an 8 yr old we're talking 14. at 14 i wanted nothing more in life than sex with a teacher. years later ain't nothin changed! in fact my goal this year is have sex with mrs. coyle. she's only a few years older and single. i can't wait to make a thread about it. legendary status like whoa.







A 14 year old is still a damn kid...

There is absolutely no reason why a 26 year old woman should be fucking a 14 year old boy...

Period...

[Hunter D]

I've never seen a cockroach in real life.

No body cares Richie Rich.

[Honest Monk]

- Why don't you "Middle School student" up and kill it yourself?

[Dan?]

UN SQUADRAN WAS A SHOW?!

Manga then Anime then Game. It's called Area 88 and I just picked up the original OVA (it was remade in 2004, but I don't like the crappy cgi planes, I like the old school hand-drawn ones) for it.

[Honest Monk]

70s old school goes great with chocolate.

[Azrael]

Why is the vast majority of Asian porn out there Japanese? I mean porn made and produced in Asia. There's very little Korean/Chinese stuff, especially compared to the volumes of Japanese stuff out there.

My gf and I were talking about Japan's various perverted ways, and she said something to the effect of "But, I wonder if our Asian neighbors are the same way?" It was an interesting question, so we decided to do some research on our own. But after an hour, we couldn't find a whole lot of Korean/Chinese porn. Do they just not let it out of the country? Did I not know where to look? Or what?

[Serpent]

Why is the vast majority of Asian porn out there Japanese? I mean porn made and produced in Asia. There's very little Korean/Chinese stuff, especially compared to the volumes of Japanese stuff out there.

My gf and I were talking about Japan's various perverted ways, and she said something to the effect of "But, I wonder if our Asian neighbors are the same way?" It was an interesting question, so we decided to do some research on our own. But after an hour, we couldn't find a whole lot of Korean/Chinese porn. Do they just not let it out of the country? Did I not know where to look? Or what?

Most countries I don't think really have much of a porn industry. The US, Germany and Japan are the biggest porn producers, each being the biggest producer in their area/sphere.

Personally, I somewhat like Japanese porn, because they really do have tiny penises. It makes me feel so big, they're huge ego boasts.

[RaishinX]

Those Japs are like sooooooooooooooooooooooo crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Azrael]

Most countries I don't think really have much of a porn industry. The US, Germany and Japan are the biggest porn producers, each being the biggest producer in their area/sphere.
Huh. Didn't know that, actually.

I just found at least one answer though. The Chinese government just went through a MAJOR crackdown on internet porn, shutting down hundreds of sites.

Weird though that other countries don't have that much porn, but I guess somewhat understandable. When I went to Singapore, everything was hella strict, so I can imagine trying to start a porn industry there would be next to impossible. And in Thailand...it's probably easier to just go outside the house and find a cheap prostitute. ...Who needs porn there?

Personally, I somewhat like Japanese porn, because they really do have tiny penises. It makes me feel so big, they're huge ego boasts.
Speaking of.....

I found this one that had 4 people in it, two Japanese girls, a Japanese guy, and a black guy. It was absolutely hilarious - the girl who got paired with the black guy pulls down his pants, grabs his stuff and says "It's huge!" At more or less the exact same moment, the girl paired with the Japanese guy pulls down his pants and the poor guy is just not equipped at all. The girl was giving him a BJ and holding his stuff with only her thumb and pointer finger. It was like the ulimate contrast.

The porn continues, and the camera more or less just ignores the Japanese guy. He only makes it on screen when they do a wide-angle shot, or he just happens to be in the background. And the whole time, despite the fact that he's banging away, he just looks so sad, like he's seriously about to cry.

[*InVeRs3*]

Why is the porn industry making tons of money with the technology we have today?

[mr. newbie]

i sometimes grab japanese porn because i'm not feelin the bald eagle thing. at all.


and by grab, i mean steal.=D

imo a pervert is usually someone who has the balls to say what everyone is thinking. discuss with me.

[Rico!]

i sometimes grab japanese porn because i'm not feelin the bald eagle thing. at all.


and by grab, i mean steal.=D

imo a pervert is usually someone who has the balls to say what everyone is thinking. discuss with me.

million is the definition of a pervert.

Japanese porn is funny because the girl looks like she has a huge mustache when she's giving a blowjob

[Jaldaboath]

usually someone who has the balls to say what everyone is thinking. discuss with me.

And sometimes someone who has the balls to DO what everyone else REPRESSES.

[mr. newbie]

^i think censoring is funny.

in japan

"argh! i hate this scrambled porn channel. i dont know wtf is goiing on! i'll go buy a porno."

"damnit!! it's the same crap!!"

^million panty raids lol.

[Stabby]

I want to see Chinese porn, just because I'm not sure it exists. I don't think the government allows it.

Az,

When do we get to see a pic of this new girl?

[mr. newbie]

^there was a big issue when a chinese blogger posted her naked pics. she would talk about having sex (sometimes with well known chinese) and i remember she posted sounds to. china made a fuss but there was all kinds of hype.



the porn industry is always on the forfront of new tech. betamax, pay per downlaod, the first full hd movie.

[Million]

The Dirge of Cerebus commercial inspires me even more...once again, Steve Blum's voice is just too badass for words...that's definitely one of my admired VAs...the guy is in EVERYTHING.(*the funny thing is that it's not even a skillful "voice"...just a "typical guy" voice, a bit on the scruffy side. hah, that's a natural for me.) I want in on this line of work almost as much as I want an art-related job.

Pizza Hut...or Domino's---those hot fudge commercials...it looks like a sentient cube of SHIT! haha...that's great. He hugged the little girl and left a huge skidmark on her. But really, who eats fudge brownies after pizza? What the hell kind of combination is that?! That's disgusting. Some things just don't go together...like that one time I had Suncheros brand nachos...and then some milk. I found out the hard way that isn't a good mix. I felt like puking for the rest of the night.

Joe Rogan on AOTS summed up my thoughts last week on card games---"I'm...playing with paper. It's not fun." Finally, someone else who agrees. I've always felt like the only person in the world that doesn't give a crap about card games. That shit is even more boring than CURLING. I'm completely serious about that. How is it even a hit on tv these days? Watching people sit around a table for an hour or however long....with cards in their hands? Nigga please x20. I'd rather watch turtles have sex...at least that has some trace of entertainment value for me.

chinese porn? No thanks....perhaps if she happens to NOT look like a damn 10 year old....given their usual genetics, unfortunately that's exactly the case. I want to see BOOTY™. Asses jigglin' and titties wigglin'.

EVO 2006 Coverage on tomorrow's AOTS! This may be old news...but then again, probably not, since 99% of this site gave up on G4 a long time ago.

[Shinto]

Japanese Porn = the best quality, where else can you get the girl looking like she wants to cry, and could do a blowjob while frowning...

[arcticninja]

Chinese porn definitely exists, there's just not a lot of it made. And it's nowhere near as weird as Japanese porn.

[mr. newbie]

i saw this one clip- girl goes into it excited. they fastforward 10 minutes and this girl is crying her brains out! her face is covered in man juice and nobody stops. lol like wtf did you expect them to do to you? they're japanese so it's already an 80% of being bukkake. speaking of which that's mad gay. imo if you like it thats fine, i just want you to know you are a latent homosexual.

[Hunter D]

Chinese Porn>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Japanese porn. In every friggin jap porn a woman gets put in her place and cries horribly when the guy is giving her 3 massive inches of pain.

[fishjie]

i've seen korean and chinese porn before. you can tell its korean by the squigly circles and squares in the characters. i can tell the chinese porn because they spoke mandarin or cantonese.

both seem similar to japanese porn. basically you've got a submissive passive girl, who screams in terror when a guy sexes them up. bleh.:wasted:

[Airthrow]

i saw this one clip- girl goes into it excited. they fastforward 10 minutes and this girl is crying her brains out! her face is covered in man juice and nobody stops. lol like wtf did you expect them to do to you? they're japanese so it's already an 80% of being bukkake. speaking of which that's mad gay. imo if you like it thats fine, i just want you to know you are a latent homosexual.


MOTHERFUCK, calling me gay because I review gay porn for money sometimes, I can at least vaguely understand that, but to call me a closet case since I love watching girls get multi-facialed and humiliated? HOW DARE YOU IMPUNE ON MY GOOD NAME, SIR!!! :mad:

[raisingstorm]

i wass pulling out of the bank p-lot and i rev'ed my engine just about to drop into first and i notice a guy walk right out in back of my car so i didn't engage the clutch and my tires never moved. I guess he got scared so he slapped my car and gave me the finger. I was sore as fuck from working out and had sandals on so i let him go, i'm sill real pissed about it though.

[Rico!]

bull fucking shit. I'm riding home on the train listening to my mp3 player, and ONE side of the headphones goes out. WHY THE FUCK? It's so annoying listening to just one side of the song. Sheesh.

[Stabby]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroes_%28TV_series%29

Show sounds interesting...

But they'll have to nerf the asian, or make him retarded. Time-stopping is historically the most broken power ever.

[Shinto]

Chinese Porn>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Japanese porn. In every friggin jap porn a woman gets put in her place and cries horribly when the guy is giving her 3 massive inches of pain.

:lol: < black man laugh

[Panicked]

Porn is illegal in China, Az.

People's Republic of China: Technically illegal, xxx and recently the Gong'an arrested and accused some porn movies producers, but adult magazines are sold publicly de facto, although specifics of the regulation is not known.

<3 Wikipedia.

[abacabb]

Mcdonalds milkshakes are like poison. This shit doesnt even taste like strawberries.

[Shinto]

lol you got the mc donalds on penn ave, there shit taste like trash.

[abacabb]

lol you got the mc donalds on penn ave, there shit taste like trash.

Nah not that one. I dont trust them niggas in there, they all look shifty.
I got this over by Utica ave. Im so glad I didnt pay for this shit.

[Shinto]

Lol they are shiffty, have you been to there drive thru, atitude like a mother fucker.

[abacabb]

Lol they are shiffty, have you been to there drive thru, atitude like a mother fucker.

Whenever i go thru the drive-thru they always forget something and then i have to go inside and beef with the manager. Apparently people have been scamming free meals by saying that they forgot something but they are just keeping it in the car. Only niggas in east ny would do that shit.

[mr. newbie]

MOTHERFUCK, calling me gay because I review gay porn for money sometimes, I can at least vaguely understand that, but to call me a closet case since I love watching girls get multi-facialed and humiliated? HOW DARE YOU IMPUNE ON MY GOOD NAME, SIR!!! :mad:

i don't think your gay for reviewing porn. i sigged it because it was a funny phrase. that's all. and man bukkake is all penis. if your girlfriend watched a bunch of girls squirt on a guy..it'd be kinda gay. you don't have to agree but you must see where i'm coming from.

if you your gf, and 23 men came to your house. would that not be a sausage fest?

maybe this stems from me not liking seeing women "put in their place" in porn.

[Azrael]

Wow...no porn in China? Harsh. There's one place I certainly couldn't live. I wonder how they managed to have the highest population rate in the world then.

....Then again, that's probably a big reason why they have the highest population rate in the world.

Stabby: I dunno. Maybe never.

[Rico!]

yeah man one billion (more like 1.5 now a days) is fucking crazy. I looked at the population of america and its like 250 million.

And some how i think new york is being taken over by the chinese. There's some starting to live in this neighborhood, and this is the ghettoist part of the bronx!!

[Honest Monk]

Man, your NY is crazy. Freakin' Chinese restaurant in each corner. lol

[Roxie]

Drive-thru guy: Hello, welcome to Taco Bell. What you like to order?

Us: Hey man, what's up?

Drive-thru guy: ALOT.

:rofl:

Man, I've been rushed all week and it's not over yet...

Monday was the first day of school and I was late to my first class. Then I discovered I had food poisoning, had to skip out of my second class and miss my third.

Tuesday I felt 100% better which made me feel guilty for taking off that day. I then practiced parallel parking for my driving test the next day. In a car I'd driven in less than 5 times.

Wed I had my driving test, which I scheduled inbetween classes, which was hassle enough. I get there, get registered and there's no wait! I make sure I have a smile and a confident attitude, but my instructor was an asshole!

Do you even know how to drive?
How long have you been driving ma'am?
No,-uh, no what are you doing!?

So I become stone faced and silenced

Then I passed! Yes, I have license now.
But still no car :sad:

Unfortunately, I had no ride home back from my late class and there was a party at a friend's house I wanted to go to...So i called up the friend and we planned I'd stay over her place (For shelter and party)

Got there, cleaned up the place, laid out the spread....only two ppl she invited came (it was a rescheduled party on a wed after all), but we had a great time.

Next day I called a cab to take me to the train station (the bus stop was about 1/2 a mile away)..waited 5 minutes for a train. I was right on time!

Then there was an announcement that it was out of service. Another train came along about 10 minutes later...long ride short, I was 30 minutes late to the class that I had missed all together on tuesday....after class I remembered I forgot a ride home...when I finally got home, I feel asleep while unpacking my overnight bag.

And then today, Friday, my parent's married friends, Maria & Byron, are moving in for "more than a couple weeks" while the house they bought in Texas gets prepared for them. They'll be staying in my parents room next to me and we'll all be sharing the same tub....hopefully this will encourage my parents to turn on the a/c full time..

I'm not sure if I like Maria...she seems cool...but I know for fact she freaked out when she met my white (ex-) b/f about 5-6(?) years ago...which I thought was odd cause she's very, very light-skinned, light eyed puerto rican.

[Rico!]

once again, fuck powerpoints. I made the huge mistake of leaving our final presentation to this guy...and it had like 3 slides.

Me: how about adding a couple more while we still have time???
him: No dont worry, i'll have to talk for about 10 minutes about the algorithms. It'll be fine.

***fails***

[RaishinX]

^ :rofl: :rofl: I'm not laughing at you so much as your depiction of the situation and the other guy.

EDIT: I can't count the times I've been owned by stupid classmates. I remember I got this final exam-style group project last December and I had like five other group memebers. I knew they were all idiots so I took it upon myself to write up the entire thing in ONE day (skillfully so, at that) so the one chick who agreed to type and print it would have enough time. She had a total of 7 days to type maybe 3 or 4 pages (maybe less depending on the font).

Guess what happens come due date?


How 'bout this asshole waited until the last minute (who the hell was I kidding when I tried that shit?) to type it and her printer's broke. Add to that the fact that she's too dumb to save something on a floppy disk properly (talk about 19th century. Who the heck uses floppies anymore?) and comes to school empty-handed. I almost decided to kill her. I mean like, fuckdamn woman, how sorry do you have to be to be completely unable to type and print 3-4 pages with a 7-day time limit? Luckily for me the teacher gave us an extra day to turn it in and we made that deadline. My life has been seasoned with an utter lack of reliable people. Solo projects/Smart people for the win.

[fishjie]

Wow...no porn in China? Harsh. There's one place I certainly couldn't live. I wonder how they managed to have the highest population rate in the world then.

....Then again, that's probably a big reason why they have the highest population rate in the world.

Stabby: I dunno. Maybe never.

they definitely sell porn there last time i went (two years ago). just go into any back alley and you'll find it along with the bootlegged dvds and pirated games. im going again in a few days and i'm pretty sure i'll still see that shit there.

[Roxie]

Kate moss is fugly...super, super fugly. Her eyes go in different directions.

when she was young she was cute, but she makes me want to hurl now.

[Rico!]

^ :rofl: :rofl: I'm not laughing at you so much as your depiction of the situation and the other guy.

EDIT: I can't count the times I've been owned by stupid classmates. I remember I got this final exam-style group project last December and I had like five other group memebers. I knew they were all idiots so I took it upon myself to write up the entire thing in ONE day (skillfully so, at that) so the one chick who agreed to type and print it would have enough time. She had a total of 7 days to type maybe 3 or 4 pages (maybe less depending on the font).

Guess what happens come due date?


How 'bout this asshole waited until the last minute (who the hell was I kidding when I tried that shit?) to type it and her printer's broke. Add to that the fact that she's too dumb to save something on a floppy disk properly (talk about 19th century. Who the heck uses floppies anymore?) and comes to school empty-handed. I almost decided to kill her. I mean like, fuckdamn woman, how sorry do you have to be to be completely unable to type and print 3-4 pages with a 7-day time limit? Luckily for me the teacher gave us an extra day to turn it in and we made that deadline. My life has been seasoned with an utter lack of reliable people. Solo projects/Smart people for the win.

you got a lucky break on that one. We already failed. And that motherfucker wasn't even able to talk about the algorithms for more than 2 minutes. IDIOTA!!

[Honest Monk]

^
Y'all got SHAFTED! You're pain....right here, man.

Meh, usually, I'm the guy who freezes, but I do some hella good work.

Team-wise, just look for some people you know who are hard-working and go well together.

The best time was when I teamed up with two white doods who were the best presenters in the class. They put on a fascade: do everything in an half-hour/week at night and play SMB Allstars in class/ditch completely during workperiod time. Seriously, they told me that the projects they did were half-assed compared to what can be done at 100% of what they can really do. Biggest "WTF?" look I had on my face.

- is White Castle really low grade meat pumpers?! One of Bear's girls told me that they serve F grade beef or something.

[mr. newbie]

man i head this hella fun team project in spainish. we had to make a music video. problem was we could only record 15 seconds at a time. and nobody knew how to edit, and the laptop took about 7 minutes to load each 15 sec clip. the video made no sense at all. we show it to the each before it's do. he says we we're gonna fail but he laughs his ass off. the next day (proablly happy from having sex with that hot ass english teacher. mrs. french (wtf!?)) we get 100%

me and my friends still think mr. gonzalez was hittin mrs french. she would come in, he'd turn on a movie and literally talk for an hour and 40 mins. wtf do a spainish and english teacher have in common? hell i'm giving him props when i get back to school.

[Azrael]

I have a MySpace page, but it's more or less a joke. Before I found my gf, I was joking around with a friend about how MySpace seems to be a hook up ground more than anything. We decided to test it out by making a page. ...For the record, it didn't work very well.

...BUT! I did get tracked down by an old high school friend whom I'd lost contact with for about 7 years. She was my best friend junior year, and yeah, I'll admit, I had a major thing for her at the time. She was also a major nympho, and had we actually hooked up she would have shown me the ways of the world a few times over.

In the past 7 years, she's gotten married (!!), but also spent quite a few years as a stripper/waitress in a topless bar out in Florida. ...I know it's horrible of me, but I can't help but to wonder if there are some pics out there somewhere. She was hot back in HS, and if she's been a stripper all this time she must have maintained it pretty well.

[Dan?]

She was hot back in HS, and if she's been a stripper all this time she must have maintained it pretty well.

Or she got fat and she's a stripper at a fatty bar. You know, for guys who like fat chicks, sort of like a topless Sea World.

[mr. newbie]

Or she got fat and she's a stripper at a fatty bar. You know, for guys who like fat chicks, sort of like a topless Sea World.

you mean adam warlock's house.

[RaishinX]

^ :rofl:

[TheSix]

Whenever i go thru the drive-thru they always forget something and then i have to go inside and beef with the manager. Apparently people have been scamming free meals by saying that they forgot something but they are just keeping it in the car. Only niggas in east ny would do that shit.

Everybody I know does that shit.

[Murt!]

Slim jims are the best. I could eat a whole case in one sitting.

Funny, because I could go to the worst shithole town in Mexico and say that North America is fucked up.

I went to Zambia a few years ago and it was really great. Food nasty? There were grocery stores and freaking Italian restaurants and Irish pubs. I stayed in and saw some hotels as nice as any I've ever seen, and the woman whose house we rented out the rest of the time was a normal house. Like... for what reason did he go to Africa that he had to stay in some type of shantytown? Was he on a reality show?

<3 low key hostility

[mr. newbie]

isn't wave dashing just the type of dashing in vs games?

and rashin the text above your av? yes homo

[Jaldaboath]

isn't wave dashing just the type of dashing in vs games? Wave dashing is cancelling your dash with a crouch and dashing again, if done correctly you dash waay faster.

[fishjie]

the idea being that the start of your dash is the fastest, so if you cancel your dash immediately with a crouch and then cancel that with a dash, you're going super fast and can traverse the whole screen.

in mvc2 gief, iceman, and blackheart cannot wavedash. luckily gief is garbage and no one plays him.

[Million]

I think I spotted the lovely "TacoChan" at AOTS' short EVO'06 segment today. Of course the segment was like .0000000003 seconds.

Chamillionaire looks like Stripe from Gremlins. All he needs is the white mohawk.

upcoming movie that is SO "Thursday Night Prime HBO mid 90s"---"The Marine": T-1000 is in it...and he's fat now. This makes me sad. How could the T-1000 let himself go like that?

fuck torrents. Again, I say...the whole concept is based on popularity....I'm trying to get another batch of Naruto episodes (151-170something...surprising since I assumed Naruto was still quite popular, especially with it being aired on us tv now), and NOTHING is happening...not a damn kilobyte in the past few days of trying. Napster/Limewire era of filesharing was much better....you could get your shit whether it was popular or the most obscure thing in the world....as long as it existed SOMEWHERE out there in cyberspace, you could get it. Torrents depend on other people sharing it....and if no one is "seeding", you don't get a goddamn thing....but of course I'm the only one to see this. Everyone else seemingly just accepts whatever dominates the internet without question or protest, no bitching/whining, everything's a-okay....just like everyfucking thing else in life. Few people complain...most of you just roll over and take the dick up your ass like a good little whore....because voicing your concern/issue/problem would constitute being "all emo and shit", and you'd rather die than be the "e-word", right? Right.

[Honest Monk]

- what's the point of downloading music that you already have? it seems to be a pointless waste of kb/s. I'm there, dling video game music that's painstakingly hard to get from the rip off imports and comic conventions, and they throw in the "legal user" crap. Let me at least try it out and if, out of the goodness of the soundtrack, may I like it, probably I'll get it for collection purposes and the obsession for needless posessions materialistically.

- I wanted to hit a BBQ which was at 3:30 today. 15:30! In the day! WTH? Worsens my appitite. But really, who? on a Friday? People work on a Friday. 9- 5, ever heard of it?

- ...how long is this stupid "pussy period" going to continue? I miss the gents. Crew + girlfriends = no more crew...:sad:

[*InVeRs3*]

I'm not an organized person and I tend to lose CDs. That's why I dl music I have.

[Roxie]

The first thing I do for every cd I buy (and I never pay more than $18, even for imports, thanks to amazon zshops!) is to rip them to my pc, just in case I lose them or they get scratched. Then I transfere to my iRiver.

[Million]

yeah, I've started doing the same...because CD is such a goddamn pitiful ass weak bitch *** of a format. I've hated it since the beginning...because of the delicacy of the discs. One little scratch and it's over...what the hell is that? Garbage, that's what it is. Cheap ass garbage. Digital media forever.

[ShinAkumax]

Finnaly got my x-box to play P.O.W. Honestly, if it wasn't for old nintedo/sega/arcade games. I wouldn't play much with it.

Can anyone recomend some good co-op arcade games?

[mr. newbie]

-
snip

http://gh.ffshrine.org/
http://www.gamemp3s.net/
shadowhaxor.net

and million that limewire or w/e bs was the same thing. it's just that torrent clients aren't always bloated pos's

you really should've asked sooner i could've given you all those yesterday.

thx fish

[*InVeRs3*]

I'm REALLY excited about Survivor: Race Wars. It's gonna be so good because it's so bad.

[Biolink]

Booty Booty Booty Booty Rockin Everywhere.God I love that song

[Damacy]

I will answer 3 questions. (if they are not asked in retarded fashion.) I will answer honestly, truthfully, and to the best of my capability.

If 3 worthy questions are not asked by the time I sober up, y'allz iz S.O.L.

Fuck you motherfuckers. Now shoot.

[Damacy]

I'm drunk, and randomly doing random shit. I will answer 3 questions. (if they are not asked in retarded fashion.) I will answer honestly, truthfully, and to the best of my capability.

If 3 worthy questions are not asked by the time I sober up, y'allz iz S.O.L.

Fuck you motherfuckers. Now shoot.

[edit] Motherfucking 240 seconds

[ShinAkumax]

What was the saddest momment of your life?

What do you feel most guilty of ?

What do you lie to yourself about the most?

[Damacy]

^
Done
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Okay okay. The saddest thing that happened was when _____ died. One day, the kid is right there, laughing, smiling, cracking jokes and shit. Next day, fucking snuffed like nothing. Just like that. It was some motherfucker's WHIM to end everything the kid was supposed to become in life. I wish I could say it put things in perspective, but I'd be lying.

Guilty??? I cannot answer that because in the end, it's not my call. However, my feeble human intellect kind of expects God/jesus/allah/yhwh (sp) to ask why it took me so long to follow through with certain shit.

Lie to myself? I was raised Catholic.... That'd take all week. (not nearly as anti-christian as it sounds.)

Thank you, I hope it made sense, and good night/ morning.

[abacabb]

Im feeling Justin Timberlakes new album. The production is nice.

[Honest Monk]

- Any good Canadian insurance policies/branches? Getting my pets to posess everything after death only works in the movies. Mine runs out because I am not in school anymore, so that's that.

- Done and done with school. Not sure what happens here or anything. It's so up in the air with free time because of that. Hobbies, maybe. Too many people asking me what I do on the spare time. Maybe building machines from the ground up would suffice. It's not hard. It can't be that difficult to produce a Dell-defeating PC. Gotta mod my own first, including the LT. I'm looking to start from scratch on building. Does anyone have the IGN article about this? it was very good.

- I'll get a nano or some other musical device that can hold my ish that's mac-y mac. Shuffle died a while back, so I'm looking to replace. My connection with the internal wi-fi is weak to the adapters on the other machines, so I'd have to podcast if I see a webstation I feel.

[PsychoSquall]

Can anyone recomend some good co-op arcade games?

Dungeons and Dragons (Capcom)

Alien Vs Predator (Capcom)

[Million]

ohhh yeah, I remember the arcade game P.O.W. I never got far in that game...I rarely had someone to back me up on that, and obviously it was much easier with 2 people. My memory of anything other than the 1st stage is a blank though....perhaps I didn't even get past the first stage?! I don't know....

Do people realize how silly they look in cowboy hats? Like the great George Carlin said...it's not even Halloween! haha...cowboy hats with boots+spurs...get out of here with that.

ABC Family loses Jetix over the next few days....and thus, becomes a completely worthless channel. Dammit, this means I have to get ToonDisney just to see Oban Star Racers. One extra channel is not worth 30+ extra dollars on my cable bill....fuck that, I'll just start downloading.

[EvilKing]

Fuck, we have to decide on staying at a hotel or a hostel for 3 nights in montreal.

we just want to go drinking and partying, but there's 2 girls and two dudes, so we dont knwo yet.

We shoudl've planned this shit with more than a week in advance...damn it.

[Honest Monk]

Konami's younger period:
- X-Men: The Arcade Game
- The Simpsons

Tradewest triumphant:
- Double Dragon - Double Dragon 3
- Battletoads

[raisingstorm]

Im feeling Justin Timberlakes new album. The production is nice.


the single is weak

[Shinto]

Konami's younger period:
- X-Men: The Arcade Game
- The Simpsons

Tradewest triumphant:
- Double Dragon - Double Dragon 3
- Battletoads

Damn and american hero's still got the fuckin simpson.

[RaishinX]

isn't wave dashing just the type of dashing in vs games?

and rashin the text above your av? yes homo

Yes. Most notorious with Mishimas (like the guy in my current av). Hwoarang wavedashing (or is it Light Dashing in his case?) is the shit. You can see it in the middle of this (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1295876736024826470&q=Tekken+Impossibility) video.


And yes.

What was the saddest momment of your life?

What do you feel most guilty of ?

What do you lie to yourself about the most?



Nothing positive? Bastard.

I just started listening to a bunch of anime OSTs. Probably shoulda done this sooner.

[Shinto]

Im feeling Justin Timberlakes new album. The production is nice.

HUh can I get the link to his album.

[Azrael]

So one of my favorite games is ACE 2, a Japanese mech-robot game which combines a bunch of mechs from a ton of different animes. One of my favorite robots is the Gundam Wing Zero Custom. His twin buster rifle is hands down the strongest weapon in the game...for single enemies, you more or less just point in their general direction, shoot, and they die. For bosses, all it takes is a few good hits to send them down. Of course, like any ridiculously strong weapon, it has limitations - you can only get three shots off before it goes into a lengthy recharging process. Even in the Gundam universe, Wing Zero's buster rifle is considered one of the strongest weapons, ever.

So I went through and used my stored points to upgrade Wing Zero to its highest levels...and this included unlimited buster rifle shots. ...Unlimited. Buster. Rifle. Shots. Oh my God. This is like the most broken thing ever. It's like unlocking Cable in ST.

Whoever thought of this is a genious. It's more fun than it should be...ascend to a high altitude (assuming it's a land-based mission) and just rain super energy beam death down upon your enemies.

[Tanion]

- A friend of mine is turning 21 [yay another one!] but has become a douchebag as of late. Was thinking of getting him something nice since he is going to go to another university next year but ever since he been making plans to go there I hardly see him and when I do see him it's not like I'm there. 1 week left till his birthday. Let's see if he bothers to even invite me.

- Film people are pre-madonnas/jerks/egomaniacs that believe if your not a film maker yourself you don't have the "eye" to percieve things. Fuck you and your floating bags bitches. Die in a fire. Music people are cool as hell, but gamer people kinda smell.... no lie! At least that's how it was when I saw Full Sail up close. Very nice campus. Almost like a theme park minus the rides.

- My female co-worker loves GJ Joe, Transformers and plays Half-life 2?! ...But oh dear god why are you 40 and huge as hell?! God damn it! I was telling my friend a little inside joke of GI Joe... "Because knowledge is power!" he doesn't get it, female co-worker replies... "G.I JOE!!!!!" :wonder: Man if you were only 20 years younger.. and half the size. :sweat:

- James Blunt is a pussy. But the chick he ``bangs`` in this video is fucking hot (http://youtube.com/watch?v=dQ_HCj9xa74)! Looks like she can man-handle that weak ass James Blunt. :rolleyes:

- Hopefully I can see Beerfest today. Looks like a riot.

[Million]

So apparently...God just does not want me to play Xbox games. I've completely given up at this point. I'm not really up to type up the explanation of how I came to this conclusion, but know that it has been a long rube-goldberg process of nothing but crappy bullshit situations with terrible results.

Hopefully my experience with 360 will be different. I'm fairly confident that *Revolution* will be a positive experience, because Nintendo still knows about that silly little thing we refer to as "quality".

[Roxie]

the single is weak

Uh, how?

Granted, I'm not a JT fan, but that single is very much like a (stripped down) basement jaxx song (whom I adore)

[Mark Beast]

uh...i went to the hospital today to see a friend. she was in bed, etc. anyway i got ready to go, she got up to go to the bathroom but you know they don't have anything underneath that so i saw all her stuff. very awkward moment.

i liked what i saw though, lol. =/

[Rico!]

I still like hinoi team. My my are they growing up... gahhh!!!

[mr. newbie]

Yes. Most notorious with Mishimas (like the guy in my current av). Hwoarang wavedashing (or is it Light Dashing in his case?) is the shit. You can see it in the middle of this (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1295876736024826470&q=Tekken+Impossibility) video.


And yes.


wow. thanks. i should start playing that game. maybe play law or lei (the jackie chan)

Dungeons and Dragons (Capcom)

Alien Vs Predator (Capcom)

i tried to suerperplay avp for a while. i can actually get pretty far. if i could 1 life it would be no problem but nobody wants to see that.


mark she didn't close the door? maybe she did it on purpose?

[Million]

o i saw all her stuff.that's hot...as the lovely Paris would say. So, by your phrasing there....I'm assuming you say full frontal action there? Hospital gowns are open in the back, so I'd normally assume you saw ass....heh, I'm such an assman, that would be more of the "jackpot" imo anyway. Yes, between a pussy+tittiesflash and a "mooning" from a broad....give me that full moon anyday. A good ass is like a fine work of art to me. I never tire of looking at it.

If you did see front....shaved or unshaved? What was her reaction? You can't just tease us and leave out important details like that.

[Panicked]

My glasses broke just in time for school. Fucking great, now I have to wait until December before I can see. God, I'm so fucking pissed.

[Lantis]

- Film people are pre-madonnas.

You mean PRIMA DONNAS, right?

*GRAMMAR NAZI!*

[Roxie]

Guy: So you don't think neck tattoos are sexy?
Girl: No.
Guy: What do they make you think of?
Girl: Prison.
Guy: What if I get my name in Hebrew?
Girl: Jewish prison.

--10th & Ave B

Overheard by: Trying not to laugh

Because I'm Puerto Rican

Queer #1: What did he just say?
Queer #2: He called you maricon. It means faggot in Spanish.
Queer #1: Oh, thank God. I thought he called me Mexican. I was about to be really offended.

--Lorimer St, Williamsburg

Overheard by: Ray

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[E_VAYD]

Well, damn!

I'm one of the few midtwentysomethings that didn't see Snakes on a Plane. And what do the gods do to me as a means of irony? Just now, I had to kill a fucking ten inch rattler that was in my front yard.

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking frontyard!