The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Tanion]

You mean PRIMA DONNAS, right?

*GRAMMAR NAZI!*

Oh fuck me yeah. Thank you for correcting me. Either way they still need to die in a fire. Misspelled or not!

[Rico!]

Because I'm Puerto Rican

Haha, among all my hispanic friends and myself, being called Mexican is a pretty big insult.

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Yokohama would be a very nice city to visit one day. I have wallpapers of its night skyline and it would be cool to see it in real life at some point.

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"I'll Make a Man out of You" is probably the best song disney has made.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Nah, you ain't gotta quicken the pace
They just give me more time to sit and erase
Alibi and alias - switch and replace
Think about then forget about an escape
Thank God that I'm up in the states
'cause if I was in Russia who knows how they'd do a hustler
Wait - I ain't a hustler, I'm straight
I'm damn near a buster, no laws I break
Money I never seen, guns I didn't hold
Drugs I never sold, cars I didn't make
Nigga this is a waste of your time and mine
With that I'm comfortable, I'm fine
A case? This ain't even a fine
You ain't find nothin' homie not even a dime
Not even a don that'll drop dime on me
I know you was dyin' so you drop dime on me
I know that's a crime you're supposed to fight crime for me
Protect and then serve, prosecute, correct then return to the homies
And that's gonna send 'em direct to the curve, so you can put 'em back on me

God bless Lupe.

[Million]

Ghost ride the whip Ghost ride the whip!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag370nHDZis&mode=related&search=

In "Just Cause" for 360, you can actually Ghost ride Da Whip, so that game is automatically cool.

-what if Peter Piper pooted on a on a pickled penis...while pontificating on the pressures of powerful poop-pellets with Peter Pan?

[arcticninja]

argh, I was so fucking close to winning a free trip to Japan it's not even funny. Son of a bitch.


oh well, saw Beerfest tonight and it was hilarious.

[*InVeRs3*]

Because I'm Puerto Rican



http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Lol that site is funny


Girl #1: Anarchists are so dumb.
Girl #2: Yeah, totally.
Girl #1: I mean, just 'cause you hate the government doesn't mean you have to dress badly.

[tsumi]

You are a smart mother fucker!!!

[Serpent]

Well, damn!

I'm one of the few midtwentysomethings that didn't see Snakes on a Plane. And what do the gods do to me as a means of irony? Just now, I had to kill a fucking ten inch rattler that was in my front yard.

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking frontyard!

....dude...what the fuck? Why do you have snakes in your front yard?

[Jappo]

I wonder what it's like to be a Cheetah girl?

[E_VAYD]

....dude...what the fuck? Why do you have snakes in your front yard?

I live out in the sticks on a cow farm. If it's not snakes, it's fucking bobcats.

[Lucretz]

Dungeons and Dragons (Capcom)

Alien Vs Predator (Capcom)

Yeaaa, D&D side-scrollers were sooo nice. Especially Shadows over Mystara. Like, goddam. Beat 'em ups are just completely dead as a genre, basically since SOR2, with nothing really solid coming out, then AVP and D&D games come out and are great. AVP is definitely very good, but the D&D games were just crazy good in taking it past just walking left and right and punching mother fuckers. <3

[VG Emblem]

Holy shit, that Overheard site is golden.



Sarcasm Won't Help Them, Either

Girl #1: So, I just got my HIV test done for the Peace Corps.
Girl #2: Yeah, you wouldn't want to bring AIDS to Africa or anything.

--52nd St


Kids These Days, I Tell Ya...

Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!

--6 Train

[TheSix]

I wonder what it's like to be a Cheetah girl?

Im sure Raven wonders the same thing. HIYAH!

[tsumi]

I am a smart mother fucker yeah!

[Murt!]

OMFG Paper Mario is the most faggoty faggot fagged out game ever. I was just about to beat the last boss, til i got three rotten mushroom cards and everything got halved. Vivian died, and the game used the only life mushroom i had on her. Then mario, who only had 2 hp to begin with, got peaced out just before i was gonna finish off shadow queens final 2 hp. AAAAAAAAGGH

[abacabb]

OMFG Paper Mario is the most faggoty faggot fagged out game ever. I was just about to beat the last boss, til i got three rotten mushroom cards and everything got halved. Vivian died, and the game used the only life mushroom i had on her. Then mario, who only had 2 hp to begin with, got peaced out just before i was gonna finish off shadow queens final 2 hp. AAAAAAAAGGH

Damn dude, that shit blows.

[Shinto]

Fuck Im so wasted right now, shit i feel like a frat boy, fucking alcohol.....

[Mechanica]

I'm tired of all these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plane!

[Azrael]

Perhaps I should ask this in FGD, but in case anyone here knows - what's the best DBZ game on PS2?

I was in an arcade that had no good SF and no comp, so I decided to just drop a few coins into Chou (Super) DBZ. It was pretty fun. Made me want to actually pick up one of the DBZ games, but I'm not sure which one I should buy yet.

[Honest Monk]

Im sure Raven wonders the same thing. HIYAH!

:lol: ...i got that.l

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Im sure Raven wonders the same thing. HIYAH!

The both of you should quit staring at her ass before it gets hungry and attacks you from the TV.

[tsumi]

Ohh fucking ye!

[Shinto]

Perhaps I should ask this in FGD, but in case anyone here knows - what's the best DBZ game on PS2?

I was in an arcade that had no good SF and no comp, so I decided to just drop a few coins into Chou (Super) DBZ. It was pretty fun. Made me want to actually pick up one of the DBZ games, but I'm not sure which one I should buy yet.

The fucking best fighting game is Super Dbz for the ps2, fuck budokai bullshit:annoy: .Just check the super dbz page on the FGD.Oh and super dbz is balance liuke a bitch non of the broken crap.

Plus its cheap. could probably find it for 20 dollars.

[Million]

amazing...G4 is actually showing a relevant show right now! Xplay, of course...their ONLY relevant show left. (*besides AOTS, and it only "kinda" counts.)

I'm suddenly not so sure of Olivia's Supremacy in the asian category. While channel surfing, I hit Disney and was suddenly reminded of the absolute hotness that is Brenda Song. If I had to choose between Olivia and Brenda....I don't know. I just...don't know. Add Zhang Ziyi and there's the triple threat....the Great Asian Trinity....NO other asian woman even comes close to these ladies....these goddesses.

[maxx]

amazing...G4 is actually showing a relevant show right now! Xplay, of course...their ONLY relevant show left. (*besides AOTS, and it only "kinda" counts.)

I'm suddenly not so sure of Olivia's Supremacy in the asian category. While channel surfing, I hit Disney and was suddenly reminded of the absolute hotness that is Brenda Song. If I had to choose between Olivia and Brenda....I don't know. I just...don't know. Add Zhang Ziyi and there's the triple threat....the Great Asian Trinity....NO other asian woman even comes close to these ladies....these goddesses.


zhang ziyi is broken asianess...the older she gets the more hotter and broken she becomes. she was hot in crouching tiger...then she got even hotter rush hour 2....then she just became straight broken in house of flying dagger.

[Roxie]

I wonder what it's like to be a Cheetah girl?

Very fabulous.

[Shinto]

Very fabulous.


Wonders...

Brenda song is a hot tamali...

[R.P.D rookie]

Does anyone else hate John Paul's music? I'm just curious. What accent is he trying to pull off? Some Pseudo-Carribean Soul Bullshit?


I can listen to pretty much anything EXCEPT: Twangy country and John Paul


That is all.

[Roxie]

MTV: It's Not Everybody's Cup of Teabag

Mother to father: Oh my! Jerry, say something to that old man. His testicles are hanging out of his swimsuit.
Little girl: I have testicles. They're in my mouth. [Opens mouth]
Mother: Not tonsils. Testicles!
Father: Seven, and already MTV has ruined her.

--Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: Book Reading Beach Bum


http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/



:rofl: :rofl: oh, lord that's awesome!

I Thought it Was Pretty Unequivocal When I Achieved Penetration

Girl: I had this weird dream about anal sex last night. I think it was from when you were joking around when I was bent over the sink before.
Boy: I wasn't joking around.

--Bradley Beach, New Jersey


That one made me snort :rofl:

Your Testimony Is Highly Suspect

Designer: Here, just try it.
Writer: No.
Designer: Come on! Why are you being so stubborn?
Writer, shouting: I am not putting that in my mouth! It's all limp!

Pause.

Writer, shouting into hallway: I was talking about French fries!

16340 North Scottsdale Road
Scottsdale, Arizona

Overheard by: Miel


Little Nipper Plans to Tuck

Mother: Tell your aunt what you want to be when you grow up.
2-Year-Old son: A plastic surgeon!
Mother: And why is that?
2-Year-Old son: Because Mommy needs work!

Miss Saigon Café
Hurst, Texas

Overheard by: needo

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/

:rofl: :rofl: Oh God, I'm supposed to be doing home work.

[Taito]

I went to Carnival in London and it was more or less fine, and I was about to hook up with a cutie that looked like a skinnier Rosario Dawson.. then this chick that I didn't know but was a part of our group, got stupid, drunk-- like can't-stand-up-straight drunk-- and started dancing in the middle of the floats. After we caught heat for that, all the attention shifted to her when she passed out in the middle of the street.. and then blew chunks on the street when she woke up. We had to drop her off at a friend's house several blocks away (as if we didn't do enough walking already). The day was kinda ruined after that so I just bailed early. Another wack weekend.

I don't know what the point of this post was.

[Roxie]

I want to live in London and write music reviews....and get kicked out of Harrod's for whistling.

[Taito]

Godspeed. Be my guest. I will never return to the UK by choice.

EDIT: While I have every right to express my unwavering contempt for this place.. I will say that London is kinda like the East Coast US.. so if you like the idea of a small-scale NYC, London is right up your alley.

[Roxie]

I'm watcing Ever After on tv....best line

Queen: Any choice is better than Spain!

[Azrael]

The fucking best fighting game is Super Dbz for the ps2, fuck budokai bullshit:annoy: .Just check the super dbz page on the FGD.Oh and super dbz is balance liuke a bitch non of the broken crap.

Plus its cheap. could probably find it for 20 dollars.
Thanks. I gave the thread a look and the game does sound interesting. If I can find it cheap (cheap being the key word here) I'll pick it up today.

Add Zhang Ziyi and there's the triple threat....the Great Asian Trinity....NO other asian woman even comes close to these ladies....these goddesses.
I dunno, maybe I've been in Japan for too long, but Ziyi just isn't that hot to me anymore. I give her an above average...7-ish.

[Stabby]

Az, think your girl might enjoy Rhythm Tengoku?

www.voiea.net/things/Secret

You can try out the game there if you are too lazy to find your own rom. Its GBA, and fun but fucking hard.

Also featuring the most inefficent way of catching ghosts ever concieved!

Also--


What is this cup-stacking shit that I keep seeing commercials for? I remember it from back in elementary, but back in the day you just used your own cups. I wanna see how much the "official pack" will set you back.

Also reminds me of when I played with pogs. That was the dumbest week of my life.

Thank god Primal Rage came out and stopped me from doing anything stupider.

[Rico!]

After college I want to move to Europe... most likely Spain, since thats where my family is originally from.

Now how do you get a company to hire you from overseas?

[TheSix]

Brenda songs....pssh. Call me when that bitch grows something somewhere. The quality of Disney Channel has dropped tremendously over the years.

[0746]

you call them up and say "hire us or die?"

[Panicked]

So I just saw Mean Girls again. Obvious Million-esque thoughts aside, Kevin G., the Indian kid in Lindsay's math class is the funniest person in the whole movie. He definately should have gotten more screen time.

[Hunter D]

New Yorkers, I need a little help. Can anyone tell me what buses or trains stop near game express in flushing? Thanks in advance.

[Million]

ah, I can admit that the voice-over thing is already a bit tougher than I initially thought. It's also not a good thing that my voice isn't in the best of shape now due to some hardcore allergy action a few days ago.

*it's also really annoying that this bullshit is true about not sounding exactly how you think you sound. I noticed it even back when I was a little kid, and I'd record myself saying various silly things...only to think "bullSHIT I do NOT sound like that!" It's strange. So yeah, I've probably bragged about my voice a bit more than I should in the past....it's still "moderately" awesome though...and I think I'm doing pretty damn good considering some recordings are only my 1st or 2nd readings of the material.

haha...the cheapo microphone could also be a factor too....10 bucks from Walmart, and the shit records in mono :rofl: yeah yeah, I got impatient...I'll get a better mic later.(Radio Shack wasn't going to be open for at least another 2 hours..and I didn't feel like going elsewhere.)
oh, and talk about intimidating...I did a search for VA talents and found this http://voice123.com/web/common/search_talent.cgi?Gender=1002&Language=1000&VoiceAge=3&Set=&Union=&q=&location=&search=true&TalentID=&P= I'm constantly referring back to these guys' posted examples of work in order to have some idea about where I need to be vocally, and if I can get there or at least reasonably close enough.

yeah, I don't think Lindsay will ever return to her MG form....it's depressing, but we have to accept it. :sad:

[Roxie]

So I just saw Mean Girls again. Obvious Million-esque thoughts aside, Kevin G., the Indian kid in Lindsay's math class is the funniest person in the whole movie. He definately should have gotten more screen time.

Yeah, he was cool. Loved the talent show rap!

PotC is on ABC!!!! I am soooo obsessed. :lovin::lovin::lovin::lovin::lovin:

[SNAAAAKE]

New Yorkers, I need a little help. Can anyone tell me what buses or trains stop near game express in flushing? Thanks in advance.

there are 900 bazillion game express in flushing.....

if you had an address I can tell you how to get there

[Hunter D]

there are 900 bazillion game express in flushing.....

if you had an address I can tell you how to get there
Good looking out man. Its ok though because someone already hooked me up via PM. Good looking out though.

Edit- The chick is Jaime Hammer

[abacabb]

Hunter D who is that chick in your av?

[Panicked]

Yeah, he was cool. Loved the talent show rap!



I found the lyrics to the song.

Yo, yo, yo



All you sucker MCs
Ain't got nothing on me



From my grades to my lines
You can't touch Kevin G



I'm a Mathlete
So nerd is inferred



but forget what you heard
I'm like James bond the Third



Shaken not stirred
I'm Kevin Gnapoor



The G is silent
When I sneak in your door



And make love to your woman
On the bathroom floor



I don't play it like Shaggy
You'll know it was me



because the next time you see her
She'll be like



- Kevin G!

[Roxie]

:rofl:!!!

"OohOOhhh, Kevin G!"

Shiet, if things go as planned, I'll cosplay as Elizabeth at the next movie opening...maybe.......maybe.

[mr. newbie]

i'm painting my shoes.

[monbaby]

Hunter D who is that chick in your av?



Lol...

I asked him the same thing...

It's Jamie Hammer...

And yes she is a beast...

[VG Emblem]

My current score in Tetris DS Classic Endless:

38 million, 999 Lines and Level 999.

[abacabb]

yeah shes hot.

[Shinto]

My current score in Tetris DS Classic Endless:

38 million, 999 Lines and Level 999.

Im hatin my shit was on 1 mill but my battery died:sad:

[Roxie]

yeah shes hot.
Ahhh booo to your sig.:arazz:

Rent was written by a hetero white guy (who didn't have HIV) who died a couple of days before the first show. tragic, really.

[abacabb]

Ahhh booo to your sig.:arazz:

Rent was written by a hetero white guy (who didn't have HIV) who died a couple of days before the first show. tragic, really.


Dont lie when ShinAkuma said that shit you laughed too. About the guy who wrote Rent, yeah that is kinda tragic.

[Rico!]

how exactly am i supposed to be officially told that i have ADD? I think, no, I know I have it since my mind is always jumping around to different things without me even realizing it. Prime example will be writing a paper. Halfway through a sentence i'll start checkign email, IMing people, etc...

I also get bored of things very quickly. I can't play any video game for more than half an hour at a time. I can't concentrate during weight training. I'm always fidgeting with things. I daydream alot during lectures. Blah. Its all so friggin obvious.

[*InVeRs3*]

Another reason I don't like rent was that it had a pretentious vibe to it. That bohemia song thing they did in the end reminded me of goth/indie/etc douche bags who thought they are better than us normmies.

But that reason is on the bottom of my list. I've already said in this thread as to why I don't like it. I'm probobly just picking out every little thing about the movie just because I hate it. When rent was still out on stage, the commercials for it looked happy. Years later when it came out on theaters the commercials looked happy too. So I decide to rent it to see what the fus is about. I thought this was going to about young people who can't pay the rent, and about how work sucks and they can't get paid! And in the end, the characters get paid or something.

This has got to be the worst piece of shit I've ever seen. THEIR SONGS DONT EVEN RHYME OMG. Someone should've told me that musicals don't care about rhyme.

[Roxie]

:lol: you poor dear. You were totally lied to. No, of course the songs don't all rhyme. They just can't!

If you listen to La Vie Boheme again, it actually includes everyone anyone out of the mainstream/is anyone in the mainstream?/anyone alive with a sex drive/tear down the walls/aren't we all? and to you, you, and you you and you!

I don't remember the commercials for when Rent was onstage (I was all about Phantom of the Opera at the time) but the commercials for the movie weren't all that happy. I mean I remember seeing a scene where they were clearly at a funeral. But again, they're short commercials.

Plus, I did see Team America before I saw Rent. So I knew some one was gonna die.

Why did you think the songs would rhyme? :confused:

[3b1r4h]

les mis ftw.

[Roxie]

yeah, les mis is great

lovely ladies -- can't get enough.

Anaconda is on....it's like Ice Cube stars in Snakes on Boat! I mean...really, he didn't play a character...he was just Ice Cube on boat with snakes.

I totally forgot Owen Wilson was in this...

[ShinAkumax]

Ahhh booo to your sig.:arazz:

Rent was written by a hetero white guy (who didn't have HIV) who died a couple of days before the first show. tragic, really.


All that gay sex and coke would to that to a man.

[mr. newbie]

roxie plz join us in the nice guys are teh suck thread. i know you said you've had your fair share of battles with serpent but he thinks he's god and women are subhuman. the flame bait is strong here, but no one is brave enough to tackle it. this could get fun fast.

[Roxie]

No. Serpent's crazy. Either crazy bored, crazy bitter, or crazy crazy. I can't "argue" crazy. That won't get you any where.

[abacabb]

Jesus my tooth hurts. Its not just any one tooth its like the whole left side of my mouth is in pain. i gotta hit the dentist ASAP.

[Shinto]

how exactly am i supposed to be officially told that i have ADD? I think, no, I know I have it since my mind is always jumping around to different things without me even realizing it. Prime example will be writing a paper. Halfway through a sentence i'll start checkign email, IMing people, etc...

I also get bored of things very quickly. I can't play any video game for more than half an hour at a time. I can't concentrate during weight training. I'm always fidgeting with things. I daydream alot during lectures. Blah. Its all so friggin obvious.

I go through the same shit, I really think I have ADD.

[Mechanica]

Getting distracted during uninteresting school homework assignments/lessons isn't really a sign of ADD, it's pretty normal. That's probably not what a doctor would tell you, though.

[TheSix]

/sigh

"I can't drive until I get insurance." Great. And my job is two cities over. Wow.....MY PARENTS ARE FUCKIN' "SMART"! Now I gotta leave my class 45 minutes before its over in order to get to my job in time.

Fuckin A!!! <<<<< I hate people that literally say this. Stop saying it.

[Murt!]

What's the best pizza you've ever had? For me, it'd have to be the lobster pizza from berri's cafe. It's 30 fucking dollars for a large pizza of it, but damn is it ever worth it.

Damn dude, that shit blows.

It really does. It wouldn't be so bad if I could get one of the other roulette bonuses like maxing out HP, FP, Star Power, or all 3. The one time I get a roullete done right, it's a fucking poison mushroom.

[mr. newbie]

i beat pirates! for the xbox. man that was a waste of time. the ending isn't even an ending. its like 30 seconds of reading. and that was the good ending!

i HATE games with bad endings. it's like having sex and then afterwards she's like "ohhh i have aids." it was good in the beginng, fun in the middle, but everything get's shitty at the end.

i also enjoy making analogies. we should ahve an analogy contest thread.

[VG Emblem]

Hmm, what's the percentage of gay people compared to straight people in America? I'm assuming it's probably 5%-10%, but I could be horribly wrong.

[Taito]

Weird, last night I had a dream that was chatting it up with Aaliyah sometime before 2001.. I'm not that big a fan of hers but it's odd that I had that dream exactly on the 5th anniversary of that plane crash..

[arcticninja]

What's the best pizza you've ever had? For me, it'd have to be the lobster pizza from berri's cafe. It's 30 fucking dollars for a large pizza of it, but damn is it ever worth it.



Best pizza I ever had was in Charlotte, NC. It's the only time I've ever said "OMG this crust is amazing!"

[Rico!]

Getting distracted during uninteresting school homework assignments/lessons isn't really a sign of ADD, it's pretty normal. That's probably not what a doctor would tell you, though.

the schoolwork thing was an example. It happens randomly through just about anything, even in the middle of a conversation when i'm mid-sentence.

[raisingstorm]

Best pizza I ever had was in Charlotte, NC. It's the only time I've ever said "OMG this crust is amazing!"

you can only get real pizza in NY, and not like albany, like near NYC

[SmoothCat]

People at work are fucking losers I hate them alll , cept for the crazy indian guy in the lab.

I stop playing street fighter to focus on school and work but I miss playing now damn I hate to decide. Its one thing I really hate in life.

Also wtf, why do all my ex girlfriends wanna hang out with mr I treat them like shit most of the time.

Yeah random ass post

[Honest Monk]

- So I "dressed up" today, says my manager. What is really the difference between business dress and business casual? somehow, I was never taught that in public college or anywhere for that matter. It's quite the hard rule of the road, especially when you don't know the actual limits. What was strange was that I got away with it several times without him telling me.

- sberro was possibly the best for me. I hardly order anything of the pizza outside of delivery, so it's a three way between that, Pizza Hut, and Pizza Pizza since they're too Adventurous these days with the forms. Nacho pizza? WTF?. Everywhere else == meh. Well...

- so...I am quitting from the crew. It's the pussy period for them. They're also all still in school yet,or unemployed, a majority of them are older than me(sad sack of shitty) and I have two papers under my belt with a high priority job...hold the oignons....err...woman ...to go. It's been a fun ride, but if they can't train me/hang out/drink up together/ clubbin/ ...I'll have to look elsewhere for the fight. It's a shame to believe that a bunch of women and modern day issues would destroy nearly a decade of good times and friendship as a collective group.

Good-bye basement crew. May God help you.[/salute]

- ok ok. I won't give up the crew entirely. One of their moms can whup up a mean Jamaican meal. :)

- for a minute, I thought Naked News would win best comedy series over John Stewart.

[Ne0phyte]

how exactly am i supposed to be officially told that i have ADD? I think, no, I know I have it since my mind is always jumping around to different things without me even realizing it. Prime example will be writing a paper. Halfway through a sentence i'll start checkign email, IMing people, etc...

I also get bored of things very quickly. I can't play any video game for more than half an hour at a time. I can't concentrate during weight training. I'm always fidgeting with things. I daydream alot during lectures. Blah. Its all so friggin obvious.
Make an appointment to see a psychiatrist (not a therapist) and if they diagnose you, they'll prescribe you a form of psycho stimulant... I've had ADHD for several years and medication is very helpful.

Motherfucking assholes blasting rap with disgustingly loud bass in the morning... wtf. It's always rap. Never anything else. I'm going on a quest to find these people to tell them to stop.

[Roxie]

Nah. Just blast some Gay Pimp "Soccer Practice"

[RaishinX]

Look out people:

There are HURRICANES IN THE SHOP!!!


I hate to count my chickens, but it seems I'll be moving out of my parents house in a month or two. I'll be moving in with my cousin and that shit is gonna be the fucking bomb. He's one my favorite people ever and is like the second funniest guy I know (my other cousin is the first.). He needs someone to be home at times when he isn't (I'll still have a job and contribute rent) and I'm fucking God Tier when it comes to sitting around.

HURRICANES IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN SHOP!!!

[Dan?]

This weekend was crazy busy. Got to hang with my grandfather though, and he's a real cool guy, so we chilled most of Saturday.

Not to mention I went by and started checking out tuxes for the wedding. My fiance was all 'oooh, look at these' and I said 'Baby, I'm white, I can't rock a white tux.'

[monbaby]

I just gave my cats some catnip...

Man they are losing thier minds...

It's pretty awesome...:smokin:

[Honest Monk]

Dan? you gettin' hitched? aren't you 19 or somethig

..not that there's anything wrong with that...socially.

[Azrael]

Yeah, congrats Dan? on the engagement then.

Man, I'm 25, living with a girlfriend, and still don't want to think about the M-word. It's not really something I want to do twice, so I want to make sure I get it right the first time. My parents have flat out told me that they want me to marry the girl I'm with now though. ....No pressure, right?

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I went out and bought Super DBZ. It's actually pretty fun. I spent a few hours today just finding combos with Vegeta. Although it was weird, since I have the Japanese version all the voices are in Japanese, right? But whenever Vegeta would deliver a line, I'd immediately think of the English equivalent and then imagine it was Brian Drummond's Vegeta saying it. Which is like Otaku Treason of the highest order. But I liked Drummond's Vegeta.

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Stabby: The gf is actually playing New Super Mario Bros these days. Well, until it frustrates her and she shuts off the DS. :razzy: She's on World 3 now, so I figure she'll beat it eventually. After that she'll probably get the English language software to study.

[KryptoniteBoots]

super dbz is good shit...

hp customer support has to be some of the dumbest sons of bitches that I've ever dealt with in my life, i really want to choke them all....MS is also bad because they randomly have down time when their network goes down, how the fuck does Microsoft have a network outtage....

Dan?, I don't care if i'm invited or not, I'm coming to your wedding and i'm getting hammered....or so hammered....somehow

[arcticninja]

you can only get real pizza in NY, and not like albany, like near NYC


I'm pretty sure real pizza exists outside of New York.

[RaishinX]

But I liked Drummond's Vegeta.

Oh yeah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHpPHkEjipI)

[Honest Monk]

Drummond's Vegeta over Sabat's?

...tthis I must hear.

[Murt!]

Hmm, what's the percentage of gay people compared to straight people in America? I'm assuming it's probably 5%-10%, but I could be horribly wrong.

I'm pretty sure it's 10%.

[Ne0phyte]

Dan? you gettin' hitched? aren't you 19 or somethig

..not that there's anything wrong with that...socially.
I wanna be married. I'm probably the only person in the world who likes when young people get married. I have some old fashioned and traditionalist ideas.

A friend type person really wants me to come to his party tomorrow... I wonder if he'll ask me out.

[fishjie]

I watched Tom Yun Goong (The Protector) with Tony Jaa yesterday and although it wasn't quite as good as Ong Bak imo due to the TONS OF RANDOMNESS to it, the RANDOM factor also works in its favor. For example, this one scene where ppl are chilling when TONY JAA FLIES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A RANDOM MUAY THAI TIGER KNEE OF DEATH. :rofl:

we were like WTF?! REWIND!!!!1 and we watched that part over and over. The flying knees are non stop and too good. he doesn't do many flying elbows in this one, specifically the one in ong bak where he flies on top of a person, and drops both elbows on their heads. he throws more elbows towards the end though.

all in all good shit. the movie is about elephants actually, and there's a really cute baby elephant in this movie.

[Jaldaboath]

I hadn't heard Drummond's Vegeta, sound way better than the japanese version. I'm still quite attached to the mexican voiceovers:

Vegeta's mexican voice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5miYtSrqUL4

Goku's mexican voice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI2ICJQL2Fo

[Rico!]

I watched Tom Yun Goong (The Protector)...

how he gets from scene A to scene B always baffles me, since it almost never makes sense. and all that "WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT!?"

The capoeira fight is too good....

and when he does that flying knee off a building to that tranny bitch... that was impressive

[mr. newbie]

Not to mention I went by and started checking out tuxes for the wedding. My fiance was all 'oooh, look at these' and I said 'Baby, I'm white, I can't rock a white tux.'

you're getting married huh?

[Rico!]

hahaha, check this blog out!

http://www.xanga.com/SkinnyDoll

it belongs to some anorexic girl. I'll just let you read for yourself.

[Stabby]

I wanna be married. I'm probably the only person in the world who likes when young people get married.

=/

Seems like a setup for heartbreak and troubles, to me. Get married in the 30s, or the late-20s-- even if you are sticking with the same person from highschool/college/wherever through all that time. A person at 20 and a person at 28 usually aren't anywhere near the same, and having two people last together through those changes is a miracle.


I got tested for ADD/ADHD. That was some powerful bullshit. I paid $200 to have some chick tell me that while I was clearly symptomatic of it now, since I didn't have a history of it back in middle-school that I don't have it.

[Roxie]

I wanna be married. I'm probably the only person in the world who likes when young people get married. I have some old fashioned and traditionalist ideas.

A friend type person really wants me to come to his party tomorrow... I wonder if he'll ask me out.

A song for you by Nelly Mckay

I wanna get married,
Yes, I need a spouse.
I wanna a nice leave-it-to-beaverish
golden retriever, and a little white house.

I wanna escape this rat race I've created,
I'm feeling ennervated.
I don't care if I make it, I just want to bake a sugar cake
for you to take
to work in the morn.
And I'll stay home cleaning the dishes
and keeping your wishes all warm.
I wanna get married. That's why I was born.

I wanna get married,
I need to cook meals.
I wanna pack cute little lunches
for my brady bunches, then read Danielle Steele.

I wanna partake in bake sales for the classroom.
I want to hear the sweet tune
of Lilah's little vroom vroom as she zooms around my broom
as I exhume the gloom
of my shallow life.
I wanna be simple and honest and dimpled
Cause I am your wife.
I will never tarry, I'm not even torn.
I wanna get married, that's why I was born.

[OneInchPunch]

job hunting sucks. no car = owned.

[mr. newbie]

i think marriage is for idiots. it's pointless. i bet my mom $20 i would never get married. don't know how i'm going to claim that money but w/e.

and it's a waste of money.

[Jappo]

What the shit...I come home from work and my dad brings home a fucking weed plant as tall as me...

[mr. newbie]

^what!?

[TheSix]

People that get married before 30 are idiots. Plain and simple. You'll feel the same when it all comes crashing down. Be sure to come post about it.


Fuckin Taco bell....they left my Cin-twist out. At least they didn't charge me.

[Honest Monk]

I wanna be married. I'm probably the only person in the world who likes when young people get married. I have some old fashioned and traditionalist ideas.

'
Hey, I do also, but without some sort of plan and a stable job bwtween them to suffice the breadwinner, I'd hate on the idea completely. I've seen both effects of that. Dan? sounds smart, so I bet he's already figured something out before he said those four magic words...

..no not "Want fries with that?"

Bear and the Monk congradulate Dan?.


A friend type person really wants me to come to his party tomorrow... I wonder if he'll ask me out.

Ne0 likes boys!:lol: [/Simpsons reference]

It's like for every post here, there's at least a 1 to 25 chance it'd be about a relationship.

[kindaichi]

=/

Seems like a setup for heartbreak and troubles, to me. Get married in the 30s, or the late-20s-- even if you are sticking with the same person from highschool/college/wherever through all that time. A person at 20 and a person at 28 usually aren't anywhere near the same, and having two people last together through those changes is a miracle.


I got tested for ADD/ADHD. That was some powerful bullshit. I paid $200 to have some chick tell me that while I was clearly symptomatic of it now, since I didn't have a history of it back in middle-school that I don't have it.


Did you bang her though? I mean, it's 200 bucks, you know?

[RaishinX]

job hunting sucks. no car = owned.

Quoted for truth.

Honest Monk Drummond's Vegeta over Sabat's?

...tthis I must hear.

I wouldn't say it's better but I could see why someone would prefer it. Either way I like both myself.

[Azrael]

The Funimation VA's really, really, REALLY sucked at first. I suppose they improved over time, but the Ocean Group was still vastly better.

[quiche]

Gogol Bordello is a totally awesome band.

START WEARING PURPLE

...seriously.

[RaishinX]

Remind me to never again turn off my spam-blocker over one missed e-mail. Jesus, the stupid shit I've gotten:

SEXUALLY EXPLICIT: Horny teen licks her dads cock
SEXUALLY EXPLICIT: Screwing on the ladder
SEXUALLY EXPLICIT: chick is beside herself willing to fuck (Engrish?)
SEXUALLY EXPLICIT: experienced blonde riding young dick like crazy
SEXUALLY EXPLICIT: sexy japanese woman (I almost looked at that one :lol:)

My whole inbox is owned up with 14k+ messages on pure nonsense. If I wanted this stuff I'd search for it like anyone else.

[Honest Monk]

- Doritos are the longest things to eat with lunch. It's like they take forever...like someone modded my snacks. Yeah, we're beginning to think that this world is one big ass MMORPG. Somehow, my player caught a virus and it's screwing up his character. It's called the broaden horse. :(

[Dan?]

Much thanks everyone.

Yes, I'm 20 now, and we are getting hitched in December. Should be a pretty ridiculously huge wedding.

The new Nacho Grilled Stuft Burriton at Taco Bell is delicious, it's got hyper-viper-crunch. Yum.

Mechanica: Why are you never on Live for to be playing Dan?, eh? Bastid.

Russian is a cool class, but all the Americans in these educational soap opera videos are obnoxious little bastards. 'Watch me ask EVERY SINGLE PERSON about EVERY SINGLE NOUN/PROPER-NOUN and force them to KEEP REPEATING IT TO ME'. It's an atrocimacy I'm tellin ya.

[Ne0phyte]

=/

Seems like a setup for heartbreak and troubles, to me. Get married in the 30s, or the late-20s-- even if you are sticking with the same person from highschool/college/wherever through all that time. A person at 20 and a person at 28 usually aren't anywhere near the same, and having two people last together through those changes is a miracle.


I got tested for ADD/ADHD. That was some powerful bullshit. I paid $200 to have some chick tell me that while I was clearly symptomatic of it now, since I didn't have a history of it back in middle-school that I don't have it.
All relationships are setups for hearbreak and troubles. Being alive is setup for all kinds of troubles. You find ways to work through them. You don't let a threat stop you from doing what's in your heart.

You may have had ADHD when you were younger and were unaware, unless you were tested negative for it back then. But if you were, then there'd be no point in getting tested for it at a later stage because it's developed strictly in childhood.
People that get married before 30 are idiots. Plain and simple. You'll feel the same when it all comes crashing down. Be sure to come post about it.
You're the idiot, making fun of people for doing something you don't know the first thing about. When you have any idea what you're talking about, you come post about it.

Dan? you are obligated to invite everyone here. You're not an idiot for having someone you want to spend your life with. You're damned lucky. I'm jealous :sad:

[Million]

heh, i remember this broad at my high school got married before she even graduated. Yeah, it was quite funny. I'd bet all my money she's been divorced for many, many years already.

Work thru problems? hah. People don't do that, thus, they don't take marriage seriously....as a result, marriage, especially these days, is a bad joke. It is always doomed to fail, due to the inherently flawed qualities of human nature; specifically---intolerance.

..that particular trait is probably the worst in our species. Intolerance leads to just about every disgusting thing the human race has done, since day 1.

Today's track of choice---Frank Sinatra--"Luck Be a Lady Tonight". COMPLETELY Ear-Delicious.

[Rico!]

divorce is so common today because of how romanticized it is in novels and on tv. THen people get married and they're like "omg its not supposed to be like this" Every marriage has problems people.

random thought: I never see asain people get divorced...why?

[Dan?]

Frank is Top Tier. Boys Night Out FTW.

[Stabby]

All relationships are setups for hearbreak and troubles. Being alive is setup for all kinds of troubles. You find ways to work through them. You don't let a threat stop you from doing what's in your heart.

You don't get my point. Most people change a lot over time-- at age 15 people aren't the same as they were at 10, and at 20 they aren't the same as they were at 15. 25 to 20 is another difference and probably at 25 to 30.

At each age you have different responsibilities and different priorities. You respect people in different capacities and your understanding of the world changes. Getting married at 20 is saying "Yeah, I'll be with this person for the next 50-60 years." which is a daunting committment with or without it being legally binding.


You may have had ADHD when you were younger and were unaware, unless you were tested negative for it back then. But if you were, then there'd be no point in getting tested for it at a later stage because it's developed strictly in childhood.

Took the test back in February of this year, was never tested for it before. She said that it seems like I have it now, but because I didn't have it then that I don't have it now. Then she recommended a tutor.

[Honest Monk]

Dan and Million with the Classics. Tried Nat King Cole?

Old Devil Moon > Killing Moon

[TS]

I know this is hella late, but I haven't been online much since evo.


Saw Snakes on a Plane at Evo.

Oscar-worthy.

I don't want to spoil anything, but there was a scene where a guy was using the airplane bathroom, that was the greatest thing I've seen all year.

[RaishinX]

Dan?, You're not an idiot for having someone you want to spend your life with.

That's basically what I was gonna say before I got lazy and flatulent.

[Ne0phyte]

You don't get my point. Most people change a lot over time-- at age 15 people aren't the same as they were at 10, and at 20 they aren't the same as they were at 15. 25 to 20 is another difference and probably at 25 to 30.

At each age you have different responsibilities and different priorities. You respect people in different capacities and your understanding of the world changes. Getting married at 20 is saying "Yeah, I'll be with this person for the next 50-60 years." which is a daunting committment with or without it being legally binding.
So if people are always changing, then it doesn't matter at what age they get married because at some point the priorities and responsibilities will inevitably change. It wouldn't matter if you got married at 18 or 30. That's a flawed argument.

The idea is that the couple understands that these things will happen and that fact doesn't scare them or sway their decision; it excites them and gives them something to look foward to. They want someone to be there to change and grow and mature with them. And yes, that's possible at any age.
Took the test back in February of this year, was never tested for it before. She said that it seems like I have it now, but because I didn't have it then that I don't have it now. Then she recommended a tutor.
I'm saying, how do you and she know you didn't have it when you were younger if you were never tested before? She (and you) can't just assume and not try to give/seek the best treatment possible, which is medicine, and recommend you a damn tutor. How the hell will a tutor help you in your personal life? People get first time diagnoses for adult ADHD all the time... you need to find someone else.

[KryptoniteBoots]

....i'm getting hit up on myspace today like no other......

[Stabby]

So if people are always changing, then it doesn't matter at what age they get married because at some point the priorities and responsibilities will inevitably change. It wouldn't matter if you got married at 18 or 30. That's a flawed argument.

My mistake, I didn't finish my post, I got distracted then came back.

The point I was getting at is that most people aren't sure of who they are until about their deep 20s. Once you hit 30, that is basically who you'll be for the rest of your life. You are on your career path and have been for a while, you understand your own mortality and the relationships you have with family and friends have matured as far as they'll go. You (hopefully) have experience with romantic relationships, and even if you don't know precisely what you want, you at least have some idea of who you're looking for. Odds are, you aren't going to be introduced to really new, life-changing big events (high school, work, military, college, job) and you are set on the path you'll continue on until you die.

Of course this isn't true for everyone. Some people are past 30 and still not done finding themselves, and some people at 20 are the person they'll be at 50. It is about life experience and most people in their early-mid 20s don't have enough to make that promise.


The idea is that the couple understands that these things will happen and that fact doesn't scare them or sway their decision; it excites them and gives them something to look foward to. They want someone to be there to change and grow and mature with them. And yes, that's possible at any age.

These things shouldn't be exciting. Odds are, you are not going to grow parallel with your partner because you won't be living the same life that they live, no matter how close together you are.

If you want someone to grow and mature and etc with you, then just have a 'casual' relationship until all of your shit is together, and you positive that you can (and want to) make an ultimate commitment. Yes, being together with them does influence who they'll eventually become-- but that influence isn't going to be conscious.

I'm too lazy to type anymore.

I'm saying, how do you and she know you didn't have it when you were younger if you were never tested before? She (and you) can't just assume and not try to give/seek the best treatment possible, which is medicine, and recommend you a damn tutor. How the hell will a tutor help you in your personal life? People get first time diagnoses for adult ADHD all the time... you need to find someone else.

She gave me a few sheets of paper with multiple-choice and a pencil, then told me to let her know when I was done. Questions on it were like
"On a scale of 1 to 5, how often did you misbehave in class?"
"On a scale of 1 to 5, how often did you misbehave at home?"
"On a scale of 1 to 5, how often did you pay attention in class?"
That was the personal history portion of it. And I'm not willing to pay $200 again for that bullshit. If I do, I'm going to study-up and make damn sure I have ADD when I get the tests. And then I'd sell my drugs until I recouped my losses from the first one.

[Mechanica]

I recognize every post I make, and I did not make this post. :wtf:

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3319354#post3319354


Mechanica: Why are you never on Live for to be playing Dan?, eh? Bastid..
I don't know... I play almost every day, we must get on at completely different times. I usually turn it off within the hour because I get too frustrated though. I'd fucking kill for some offline competition where I don't have to spend half a dollar to get my ass kicked over and over because I can't play stick. I'd like to learn stick, but not when it costs me money every single match. I don't have a job. ;_;



Goku's mexican voice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI2ICJQL2Fo
That's not Goku...

Speaking of jobs, I had two good leads. One is a job that I'd be perfectly satisfied with and really really really really really want, but of course I'm not 18 so I can't get it. I turn 18 in October. I understand the policy, but just the idea that while I'm completely competent and able (and have parents that would both consent to me working there, and wouldn't sue if I got hurt, would sign papers saying so, whatever else) I cannot work there, until 2 pointless months of my life go by and by the world's standards I'm an adult. I'm not going to be any more adult in 2 months than I am right now. Fuck age. FUCK FUCK FUCK age. FUCK age requirements, FUCK agists, fuck everything about age. Haha.

The other lead was a pretty easy shoe-in at brown bear car wash where I can get tips and my friend is the assistant manager, but I'm too stubborn to change my appearance for [closed minded] people. A piercing and a mohawk won't kill anyone, I'm just fucking washing their cars.

[Jaldaboath]

That's not Goku...I know, that's his father, Bardock. But here they used the same voice for both characters and I could not find a clip in youtube with Goku speaking in the spanish adaptation, so I put that up to show the voice I'm used to hear from him. Sorry for the confusion.



And I agree with Stabby on the whole young marriage thing; you need tons of experience to make a male-female relationship work. But I'm lazy to type more and end up repeating his words. Suffice to say that my dad did it and he tried to live what he missed in his youth at his 40s. Lemme tell you: Not a good idea.

Stabby: Your AV makes me extremely sad.

[Panicked]

I know, that's his father, Bardock. But here they used the same voice for both characters and I could not find a clip in youtube with Goku speaking in the spanish adaptation, so I put that up to show the voice I'm used to hear from him. Sorry for the confusion.


Stabby: Your AV makes me extremely sad.

That's Raditz, I thought.

Edit: I don't know how old my aunt and uncle were when they married their respective spouses, but I do know that my uncle has been seeing his wife since he was 14 years old (He's in his 50s now.) My aunt has been dating her husband since she was 16 (She's also in her 50s.)

Marriage can work at any age, you just have to put work into it.

[Million]

speaking of DBZ...Nappa was still probably the coolest saiyan ever, imo. I just thought about it...and the thing that takes Vegeta down a notch in cool-factor...he was consistently peed on by Toriyama's writing. Then again, that's not really the fault of the character....that's just Toriyama being a douchebag. Whatever, Nappa was underrated. I wish I had that kind of power and imposing presence. He took on the world's armed forces, and they just couldn't stop his rampage.

Yeah, I have some Nat King Cole too, of course. He's only one of the smoothest sounding cool ol'school-cats of all time. Currently I'm listening to "My Funny Valentine"...the quality on this file sucks though.

I crapped some hot pudding-style shit last night. It was fascinating. I took a picture of it with the camera phone of course.

[TS]

Spanish DBZ > Japanese > OG Ocean group dub >>>>> Cartoon Network dub.

[Stabby]

IMO, Raditz was the best saiyan of all. I mean, he was basically the weakest character ever introduced. When he arrived on earth he was probably like "I've FINALLY found someone I can shit on!" then he loses to 4-year-old Gohan, and... yeah.

Panicked,

Part of my opinion has to do with modern American culture, but I'll concede that early marriage does work with some people.

Jal,

Sorry. :(
I asked PsychoSquall for a new AV a while ago, but he is bsuy with other stuff, and I don't want to bother him constantly for it.

[*InVeRs3*]

I'm sounding like a broken record, but I agree with mr.newbie. Marriage is pointless. Even though I said that, I want to get married to a rich professional. I just want to play video games all day with my kids. That's my life dream, to do nothing but play video games all day and get fat off junk food.

In 50-100 years our grand kids will start to stop marrying. They have condoms, and they have other forms of birth control. People in offices will have daily powerfucks to boost morale. Swinging will be accepted. Everyone will have friends with benefits. I don't think anyone's feelings will get hurt unless you're insanely ugly but the rate of finding insanely ugly people isn't even that hard to find in the 18-35 age range.

[Roxie]

so, how big is that lemon wedge, Million?

[Roxie]

wow, check out this craigslist add. http://atlanta.craigslist.org/apa/200384224.html
complete with photo!

[WasFemto]

I need to start working out again. Started smoking again and don't really know why...well I do...too much alcohol and weed.

Fucked up on the register yesterday, so I'm pretty sure I'll be shit canned which sucks since I liked my new job...and never got this one chick's # either :sad:

Been pretty stressed at work and shit, but that's mostly because I'm too hard on myself....which is why the discrepency happened, I think....

Oh man, guess time to go job hunting again...

[Million]

lemon wedge? What is that phrase referring to?

-more examples of my amazing taste in music---today's theme-CD at work on lunch:Sinatra, followed by Aerosmith's Love in an Elevator, leading nicely into 3 Wu Tang tracks, some Naruto(Gaara vs. Kimimaro fight/music), Indiana Jones Suite, and random Streets of Rage 2 themes. Before this, I had a cd in with MJ's Liberian Girl, Mos Def's Ms. Fat Booty. This is the typical "all over the place" quality of my CDs. I'll never understand how someone could only enjoy one particular genre of music. That seems boring to me. Sometimes I might want to hear some Jamiroquai after my Cirque Du Soleil, or some John Williams right after Akinyele's classic "Put it In Her Mouth"...followed by the Power Rangers Ninja Storm theme.

*recent acquisition---"Walk" from Pantera. This is one of the best "beating someone's ass to death" themes in the history of recorded music. I was reminded of it by a recent VH1 "Best Metal songs" show. I first heard it as RVD's theme back in his classic ECW days.(*on the ECW album though, it is performed by a different band.)

[Panicked]

Maybe being "sour"?

[WasFemto]

By the way. My right pinky has been numb/tingly for almost a week. I've stopped pc usage considerably but it's still numb/tingly. Anyone know what the fuck is up?

[0746]

this sf2 ost cd was a complete waste of money :( they do hadukens inside the tracks lol...doesnot blend in at all.

[monbaby]

-more examples of my amazing taste in music---today's theme-CD at work on lunch:Sinatra, followed by Aerosmith's Love in an Elevator, leading nicely into 3 Wu Tang tracks, some Naruto(Gaara vs. Kimimaro fight/music), Indiana Jones Suite, and random Streets of Rage 2 themes. Before this, I had a cd in with MJ's Liberian Girl, Mos Def's Ms. Fat Booty. This is the typical "all over the place" quality of my CDs. I'll never understand how someone could only enjoy one particular genre of music. That seems boring to me. Sometimes I might want to hear some Jamiroquai after my Cirque Du Soleil, or some John Williams right after Akinyele's classic "Put it In Her Mouth"...followed by the Power Rangers Ninja Storm theme.





Where is the Willie Hutch negro?...

Also i refuse to believe you hate women as much as you claim...

I mean come on man...

You listen to Mint Condition...

You know you want a woman by your side listening to a son like "so fine" or you send me swangin'...

Oh yeah you need some Roy Ayers too...




*Ne0*...

When you get married make sure your husband sings to you "I Like It" by DeBarge...:sweat:




*Roxie*

Stop double posting...:arazz:

[abacabb]

Wow. I was looking at the kidnapping special on PBS the focus was on brazil. Brazil isnt the party country I thought it was. Niggas is getting kidnapped.

[Honest Monk]

There's a picture of Shaq resembles Nappa with chester grin from one ear to the jaw.. There is a striking resemblance to those two. Shaq's moustance to Nappa's. Even the a's in their names fit the description of such a killer. That shiny head spawned the millions of people who think Mr. Clean bald is actually a great thing.
Bang-a-rang, shining man!

Rockstar: Supernova? More like "Search for the Rockstar replicators". I just saw a contestant pulling off the wierdest Mic Jagger impression seen by these eyes to a song non-Rolling-Stones. Where did originality go?

A week and change without cola...and I'm far from dead. I transcended even Coffee Crisp.

[Million]

oh yes...DeBarge is THE SHIT too.

..and "So Fine" reminds me of that broad I had a big time crush on at the time....and of course I got FriendZoned™. That particular case of FZ™ was much more vicious than previous instances. That was like a super FZ attack, critical hit. It took quite awhile to recover from that kind of damage.

but no, I try not to hate them all. It's tough, but I manage to keep a reasonably fair outlook, and remind myself that not all girls are wastes of time that only let you down. It's still quite difficult when that's all you've known in life though. The emotions have been drained away on the whole issue. Even my hatred isn't as strong as it once was. Like I've said before, my main concern in life is money/career...and it's been that way for quite some time now. Money surely doesn't send me into fits of rage where I punch the walls, or smash the side of a tv in. Money doesn't make me want to nuke entire countries out of existence, or figure out a way to push this planet into the sun. Money is nothing but good feelings, all the time, every time. I can't really say the same for romance/love and the pursuit of it.

[ShinAkumax]

Hump

[SNAAAAKE]

I think i've been friendzoned today.....:encore:
"I like you but not that way" those were the EXACT WORDS. oh well..just ignored 4 calls..I will keep doing it until she either never calls me again or cut the friend bullshit !! :annoy:

[/pointless rant]

[tsumi]

im soooo bored

[Roxie]

OMG

I cannot believe Bob Dylan did a fucking iPod commercial :sad:

[TheSix]

Jap voices for DBZ = Garbage. Goku is annoying as fuck.

[Dan?]

DBZ movies are tight, don't be fooled. DBZ + Budget = Top Klass

[Roxie]

Congrats to Dan?!

That's a lucky laayyyyyydeeeee

[ShinAkumax]

OMG

I cannot believe Bob Dylan did a fucking iPod commercial :sad:


Can't a man eat? Dylan was always about doing what he wanted.

[Lantis]

Besides, wasn't Bob Dylan bitchin' about music sounding so shitty on CDs? :confused:

[ShinAkumax]

Notice that " The Man " is NOT wearing an ipod. Dylan strikes again.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7wp9wHnfAkU

Dylan is just a man. I loved it when in his interview he said " 30 years from now some intellectual is going to take my songs and say they are complicated. They are not. I sing about what I feel. " or something like that. You all should watch " Bob Dylan: No direction home. "

[VG Emblem]

Wow, I know it's late, but I just saw Snakes on a Plane. Goddamn it sucks that I couldn't have gone earlier but Goddamn this movie is just the pinnacle of awesome. I'm buying the DVD. That's like a first for me.

I also sneaked into Talladega Nights, which was hilarious. Especially the Cougar part. Uncontrollable laughter right there. Why is Will Ferrel such an awesome actor?

And on another note, I think the cinema business is finally starting to slip out of this shit phase that I think it's been in the last few years. It's started with Snakes on a Plane and now a whole bunch of other seemingly awesome movies are coming out, too. Maybe I'll start going to the theatre regularly again.

[Murt!]

Wow, I know it's late, but I just saw Snakes on a Plane. Goddamn it sucks that I couldn't have gone earlier but Goddamn this movie is just the pinnacle of awesome. I'm buying the DVD. That's like a first for me.

I also sneaked into Talladega Nights, which was hilarious. Especially the Cougar part. Uncontrollable laughter right there. Why is Will Ferrel such an awesome actor?

And on another note, I think the cinema business is finally starting to slip out of this shit phase that I think it's been in the last few years. It's started with Snakes on a Plane and now a whole bunch of other seemingly awesome movies are coming out, too. Maybe I'll start going to the theatre regularly again.

What theatre did you go to?

[0746]

Wow, I know it's late, but I just saw Snakes on a Plane. Goddamn it sucks that I couldn't have gone earlier but Goddamn this movie is just the pinnacle of awesome. I'm buying the DVD. That's like a first for me.

I also sneaked into Talladega Nights, which was hilarious. Especially the Cougar part. Uncontrollable laughter right there. Why is Will Ferrel such an awesome actor?

And on another note, I think the cinema business is finally starting to slip out of this shit phase that I think it's been in the last few years. It's started with Snakes on a Plane and now a whole bunch of other seemingly awesome movies are coming out, too. Maybe I'll start going to the theatre regularly again.
Will Ferrel sucks

[Rico!]

Eating right is something I just can't do, but if I had to choose a diet, i'd pick A) Cheerios and/or Chex, b) Oreos and C) milk

the oreos would kill me

[Panicked]

lol, Shin-Chan.

[Million]

ah, if we never had to occasionally eat "healthy"....my dream diet would be this:
-various italian foods(pizza, calzones[same damn thing isn't it?], lasagna, and spaghetti, and fettuchini alfredo...with garlic bread on the side)

-cheeseburgers(Fuddruckers of course. occasional swap out to Wendy's or preferrably Backyard Burger for "variety") with fries.

-chicken; baked or fried, or grilled, or grilled in a sandwich on pita bread, etc. For fast food chicken: Bojangles or Popeye's.

-kroger's Peanut Butter Passion ice cream.
-grilled cheese sandwiches.
-macaronni/cheese, homestyle only of course.
-pecan pies
-waffles and pancakes with honey or butter pecan syrup...with hillshire farms smoked sausage, or bacon, or sausage links.
-banana nut muffins.
oatmeal pecan cookies.
pound cake.
peach cobbler.
Arby's roast beef sandwich with curly fries.
chocolate milk.
steak with A-1 sauce.
mozzerella cheese sticks / Lil' Caesar's Cheezy Breads.

This turned out to be a longer list than I thought...but there it is....these are all the foods I love most. I could definitely enjoy a lifetime of ONLY these foods.

[Dan?]

My Russian homework is quite difficult. Soft "L" 's were invented by communists.

[Lantis]

My Russian homework is quite difficult. Soft "L" 's were invented by communists.

Check your PMs, you fool.

[VG Emblem]

What theatre did you go to?
Uh, Pacific Theatre or something. It takes a bus ride to get there but it's the closest to my house and quite nice.

Will Ferrel sucks
Meh, he was cool in Talladega Nights and almost any movie that I've seen him in is gold (like Anchorman, which I rank equal to Talladega).

[tsumi]

theres birds in my drain pipes outside my room....I think there trying to kill me

[TheSix]

Here is a word all mexicans need to learn in pre-school - Contraceptives.

You didn't see what I just saw.

[Stabby]

What did you just see?

[Ne0phyte]

*Ne0*...

When you get married make sure your husband sings to you "I Like It" by DeBarge...:sweat:



I just downloaded "All This Love" a couple days ago after completely forgetting about the song for years.

I have to leave for class at 7:30 am and it's 3:18 am and I'm leftover drunk... this is not the way my school year is supposed to start!

[monbaby]

I just downloaded "All This Love" a couple days ago after completely forgetting about the song for years.

I have to leave for class at 7:30 am and it's 3:18 am and I'm leftover drunk... this is not the way my school year is supposed to start!



"I had some problems...

And noone could seem to solve them..."

Yeah debarge brings back the good memmories...

And you need to take care of your self Ne0...

19 is too young to be addicted to that drink...:sad:

[Million]

The Soledad™ is reporting live from New Orleans this morning....so I am treated to full-body shots for a change. She still holds the top spot in my rankings(news women category). No other news anchor right now is even close. She's absolutely adorable. I'd get sprung on that one too fast....I'd do anything for(and to) Soledad. Anything at all...

*What happened to Dari Alexander? She apparently disappeared. Fox apparently got rid of Laurie Dhue as well. What the hell are they thinking?

Saint's Row is out. I'm not sure I can resist the lure of 360 anymore. That one game had "system seller" written all over it, at least for me, since day 1. Now that it is here....it will only be a matter of days before I break down and buy this system. I don't care that it's a GTA rip. It took the GTA formula and improved it. (customization, online modes, better shooting according to most people, etc. etc.)

[Honest Monk]

- DragonBall Z:Deadzone was a great movie. Gohan pissing on Krillan was a serious highlight, since Krillian was the George Costanza of the series.(Bad luck, beautiful wife, sidekick of the hero). It was fitting for him to rescue drunken Gohan from trouble and take crap for all those times he beasted on Goku during the DB years.Toriyama must have had that revenge idea from the very thought of the alien warriors, especially for the cueball victim. Characters with no hair seem to have bad luck moretimes than the ones with hair. If Goku were bald, there wouldn't be an Earth after Vegeta and Nappa showed face, but then again, wouldn't Nappa die during impact?

Bald + (DBZ * DB * DBGT) = No Soup for you.

- Feels wierd to work instead of slave in class nowadays. Now, I just do gigs to pay for the ass-scratchery of life instead of study. Your boss steals your pen during a sign-up. Nights studying are traded for nights fighting and sleeping. Heck, I might just drink up tonight if I want. Or catch a movie...or HERE COMES CHALLENGAAAA!![/insert SVC annoucer here]



I have to leave for class at 7:30 am and it's 3:18 am and I'm leftover drunk... this is not the way my school year is supposed to start!

Which schooling, Ne0?

[Ne0phyte]

Which schooling, Ne0?
I go to Michigan State Youniversity.

[Murt!]

Saint's Row is out. I'm not sure I can resist the lure of 360 anymore. That one game had "system seller" written all over it, at least for me, since day 1. Now that it is here....it will only be a matter of days before I break down and buy this system. I don't care that it's a GTA rip. It took the GTA formula and improved it. (customization, online modes, better shooting according to most people, etc. etc.)

It's a GTA rip, but GTA has a wider spectrum of stuff to do. Saint's Row is more about guns, cars, and gang wars.

[Raiko]

My shadow scared the shat out of me last night. Shadow 1 Me 0.

[RaishinX]

Will Ferrel sucks

HAH!! I knew I wasn't the only one who felt that way!

[Honest Monk]

I go to Michigan State Youniversity.

You'll be fine! Just catch, photograph, and blackmail the history teacher because he uses glue as a weed substitute and you'll be back on easy street on no time :wink:

[mr. newbie]

Wow. I was looking at the kidnapping special on PBS the focus was on brazil. Brazil is the party country I thought it was. Niggas is getting kidnapped.

:rofl: i laughed out loud (really!) at the niggas is getting kidnapped. i iamgined some random guy getting put in a large suede pouch. it reminded me of this stupid girl in my homeroom like "DID SOMEBODY GET STOLEN?" wtf you don't steal people lool. you kidnap them you idiot wench!! my hatred for her stems from her stupidity but mostly because she's large and dresses skinny. that makes me shallow but cmon you think it sometimes to.


let me tell you why marriage is pointless.

there is nothing you can do as a married couple, you couldn't without being married. example: if you drive without a license, you could go to jail. thus getting a driver's license is good if you want to drive legally. you can have kids and spend the rest of eternity (HA!) with your gf/bf. so what the hell does marriage do for you that you couldn't do as a gf/bf

kids are stupid to. wtf am i gonna do with a kid? don't come at me with "what if your parents didn't have you?" because i wouldn't be alive to give a shit.

i wanna go with million on money but sub. fighting games for careers. "money doesn't buy happiness" is what poor people say to make themselves feel better.


my friend got a gf. now i want one, basicly as a competitive thing. i use to say he was asexual and now this? i'm not letting him beat me at this bs.

[Jappo]

That last part had me rolling. :lol:

[arcticninja]

I go to Michigan State Youniversity.


bahahhahah McChicken


Is that the one in Kalamazoo? or Ann Arbor?

[RodJ]

It's a GTA rip, but GTA has a wider spectrum of stuff to do. Saint's Row is more about guns, cars, and gang wars.

Isn't that what GTA is about lol

[Million]

Great GTA Memories:

-I never actually finished those games....I just went on murderous rampages for hours on end. I never got tired of the killing. GTA2 was even more satisfying due the increasing levels of law enforcement that tried to stop me. Police, SWAT, Feds, Army...all of them stepped up just to get smacked down by my Supremacy. Once I got my tank, aka my Great Chariot of Chaos™, it was all over for the world. This is why I love these types of games....I could live out my genocidal/mass murder fantasies over and over, and over again...anytime.
-heh, there were those times I'd go on "whimsical rampages"....for example, driving on the sidewalk full speed....while the theme to Night Court is playing....or the Newlywed Game theme.

Blair Butler....eh, yeah...I'd hit.

*There is no more Tina Fey on SNL next season. If Amy Poehler and even Maya Rudolph are also gone, that's it. The show is over. Any show with no TnA = worthless. Dead to me.
Dammit Disney with this Cheetah Girls crap. They've become the Cheetah Girls Network. EVERYTIME I check Disney, something Cheetah-girl related is on. EVERY TIME.

"Non Dimenticar...means don't forget you are...my darling..."

[OneInchPunch]

let me tell you why marriage is pointless.

there is nothing you can do as a married couple, you couldn't without being married. example: if you drive without a license, you could go to jail. thus getting a driver's license is good if you want to drive legally. you can have kids and spend the rest of eternity (HA!) with your gf/bf. so what the hell does marriage do for you that you couldn't do as a gf/bf
From a practical standpoint there's tax benefits or something like that, I don't know the specifics. And then there's legality stuff like at hospitals where only family can see or if in the event of a accident who collects any assets in the other person's name. Aside from that its more of a state of mind. You could view it as a sign of commitment and dependability. You could also view it cynically that people who do marry are weak and depend on others for whatever reason. I'm not vouching for either but that was just came to mind.

[monbaby]

Baby...

You can't go on...

Wondering...

Where you belong...

Let me help...

You find yourself...

Cause you don't need nobody else...

Ahhhhh...

You should be right here with me baby...

Sted of goin around this frantic town...

Stop messin around....

Of all the lonely lonely people out there...

Noone to care...

Won't you stay with me...

because i love you so...

[Rico!]

kids are stupid to. wtf am i gonna do with a kid? don't come at me with "what if your parents didn't have you?" because i wouldn't be alive to give a shit.

I hate when people say to be thankful my mother gave birth to me. Fuck that, I didn't ask her to, and i couldnt possibly care if she didnt could i?

dont try to make it look beautiful either; we were all born from two people's raging hormones :rofl:

[Ne0phyte]

bahahhahah McChicken


Is that the one in Kalamazoo? or Ann Arbor?
East Lansing. It's the huge one.

I have these cups that light up; you push a button and there are three different lighting options, and my roommate and I have three of them and we put them each on each setting with all the lights off. They are like the most trippy shit ever.

[Airthrow]

There is indeed legally stuff you can do only when married, for example one of the reasons gay people want to marry legally is so that they can decide what is to happen to their partner's estate in case of death, and have power over their loved one's life in case they are hospitalized.

Marriage means you're committed to the person, a baby mama you have no commitment to except to pay child support, they are just someone you've fucked in the past, marriage-less relationships that aren't working towards a marriage mean shit.

[Evil Morrigan]

theres birds in my drain pipes outside my room....I think there trying to kill me


Thats an easy fix all you have to do is say this, "I have had it with these muthafuckin birds in my muthafuckin drain pipes!"

This will automatically summon Samuel L. Jackson to come over and fix your problem. Trust me I have tried it twice already. One time when I had Spiders on my kitchen sink, and another time when I had Bee's in my attic.

It works like a charm.

[Honest Monk]

- SNL without Eddie, Nick, Leslie, or Steve....sh!t tier television.

- Extremely tired...and my damn mother wants me to play with a 6 yr old. Everytime she's off of work, she thinks that everyone has time. I have fighthing games only. No shooters for kiddies. Just fighting. Nothing but fighting. I don't do Crash Bandacoot. Kao? Screw Kao! Rayman is gay, man! Mario...well. I got him, just as Jumpman. My library isn't 17 under. God, why.

- Being a big brother of America looks great. As long as I don't look like a phed if I bring him to a ball game. I'd wait til I'm settled with a real job, a car I want, and an apartment where we can relax, do homework, shoot pool, meet my girlfriend in the morning stuck in a oversized top and her hair all messy, kick back, do my dishes, make my popcorn and nachoes, learn how to play hide and seek with lazer tag, study up for a test...etc.. etc. Oddles of Brotherly Love fun with no Joey Lawerence on the side...sadly. Woah!

[Taito]

When I was at Carnival this past weekend, I saw a chick with Chinese characters on her arm.. I forgot what the characters said (it was the 'woman' character and something else), but I knew that they were written upside down. I doubt she knew that, although I didn't ask her.

[GreyFoxx]

Robot Chicken great stuff and sooo tempted too get a 360 for just dead rising

[Shinto]

blah blah blah McChicken


Damn Im hungry.:rolleyes:

[abacabb]

oh shit, Disgaea 2 has ninja pirates.

[Murt!]

Oh shit, I just laughed so hard my stomach hurts. Oh man, I couldn't breathe for a bit there.

[mr. newbie]

Marriage means you're committed to the person, a baby mama you have no commitment to except to pay child support, they are just someone you've fucked in the past, marriage-less relationships that aren't working towards a marriage mean shit.

legally-eh i guess.

committed? you can leave anytime you want. your an adult.

[abacabb]

Oh shit, I just laughed so hard my stomach hurts. Oh man, I couldn't breathe for a bit there.

What? I wish to laugh too.

[Lucretz]

That Saint's Row shit looked terrible to me, but I don't know. I guess I'm just not into the whole 'GTA genre.' I have Vice City and I play it occasionally just to go on killing sprees and whatever, but I can't get into the actual missions and shit.

I think I'm going to die very early, due to horrible eating habits. Today, I came home and needed some kind of light snack before dinner. Soooo, I made a chocolate chip Eggo waffle in the toaster. I wanted something a little more filling though, so I also started making a hot dog in the microwave. After the waffle was done, I decided to cover it in peanut butter. Then get a huge slice of cheddar cheese. And when the hot dog was done, I put it on top, rolled it up and ate the entire thing.

That's just horrible. I don't know how I can only weight like 125, when I eat like this. My arteries have got to be clogged like crazy and I'm only in my early twenties.

[FistsofFury]

Sprite Rip help:
=I need a sprite from Super Street Fighter II for a future tattoo. The 'FIGHT' graphic. Can anyone help me with that?

=Is Saga Frontier 2 any good?

[oyg]

I just "acquired" the Rumble Fish on ps2, and then I burned it to a dvd. Funny thing is the actual file is around 300 mbs zipped, but it unzips to be a entire dvd (4.3 gbs). So I put it in my modded ps2 and then.. nothing.
Man, I'm pissed, and I don't know what to do.

[FistsofFury]

In Super Mario World...Mario/Luigi make Yoshi stick his tongue out by punching him in the back of the head. Really...go look for youself.

A little rough aint it?

[abacabb]

In Super Mario World...Mario/Luigi make Yoshi stick his tongue out by punching him in the back of the head. Really...go look for youself.

A little rough aint it?


Yeah they donkey punch that dino. its kinda fucked up actually.

[RaishinX]

Yeah they donkey punch that dino. its kinda fucked up actually.

A donkey punch is the act of forcing your hand up someone's ass. I think you're talking about a rabbit punch.

And why is life treating me so stupidly as of late?

Why would someone, after discovering that I don't have a functional phone, give me a phone number to call? Why is everything so goddamned stupid these days? Jesus fucking Christ in heaven!

"Excuse me sir, are you in school?"

If I was in school I'd be in school you dumbfuck.

Sometimes I wish I could just kill, ya know. I mean, just wrap my hands around the neck of something, squeeze the life out of it and sneer while it dies.

Isn't that what GTA is about lol

There are other things like Taxi Cab missions, Vigilante missions, Fire and Rescue stuff, eating, lifting weights (at least in San Andreas), spending time with your girlfriend, etc.

[abacabb]

No its not. Donkey punching is when you punch the chick in the back of the head during anal sex. (doggy style). A rabbit punch is a blow to the back of the neck or the base of the skull. That shit will kill you.

[*InVeRs3*]

WTF is that shit.

[RaishinX]

No its not. Donkey punching is when you punch the chick in the back of the head during anal sex. (doggy style). A rabbit punch is a blow to the back of the neck or the base of the skull. That shit will kill you.

Oh. Silly me :sweat:

I could really go for some pop tarts.

[Roxie]

Oh shit, I just laughed so hard my stomach hurts. Oh man, I couldn't breathe for a bit there.
Congratulations Murt!, you're becoming a woman.

Don't be alarmed if your body starts feel different or strange, it's only the change.

Tomorrow, I'll take you shopping for sanitary napkins (the choices can be crushing!), teach you the dangers of tampons, and get some pretty training bras. Then we'll go for a celebratory brunch at Cheesecake Factory on Sunday. Tonight, we'll eat pizza and have a Gilmore Girls marathon.

Oh! I have waited so long for this day!

[abacabb]

Congratulations Murt!, you're becoming a woman.

Don't be alarmed if your body starts feel different or strange, it's only the change.

Tomorrow, I'll take you shopping for sanitary napkins (the choices can be crushing!), teach you the dangers of tampons, and get some pretty training bras. Then we'll go for a celebratory brunch at Cheesecake Factory on Sunday. Tonight, we'll eat pizza and have a Gilmore Girls marathon.

Oh! I have waited so long for this day!

:rofl: My sister says when she has her period shes "Strawberry Jammin"

[Muff Daddy]

my brother has been back from iraq for about a week now. i'm glad he's here, but everyone and their mamma has been coming over my house to see him and i have been partying hard for the past three days. and since its my house i have to play the host/bartender. basically i've been partying non-stop since monday and it'll probably continue through the weekend.

he was over again last night, too. a couple of friends came over that i've known since 7th grade - two girls. i hadn't hung out with them for years. i went to school with one of them and the other one lived directly across the street from the school and used to date my brother way back when - he was really there to see her and get in her booty. plus, we used to live in the same neighborhood as them back in the day. just to give an idea of how long its been since i've seen them, one of them acted jokingly surprised that i was taller and had facial hair :rolleyes:

i had ran into one of the girls at home depot a few weeks prior to last night. i also had heard from one of my good friends that she was gay now and that she had married a woman. she apparently went up to canada and got hitched. this was confirmed when i saw her and her "wife" in home depot. the wife was big and rough looking, definitely the "man" of the relationship. i used to have a huge crush on her back then and i still do, sort of, so when i heard she was a lesbian i was mildly disappointed - but i'm not one to judge and i honestly didn't give a fuck. my other Italian friend on the other hand, told her she was going to hell for it :lol: so she kept bitching about that.

they came over around 8 and started drinking bacardi gold and pepsi while my brother and i had coronas. we reminsced for an hour (as drunks are known to do) and my brother caught up with his ex girl. so i was pretty much left with the other girl - the lesbian, just my luck, right? i knew damn well she was married but i was drunk, plus, i know her, so i can step over the line without offending her. so i started sowing the seeds of infidelity early. and its not like she doesn't know i've got the hots for her. so i started saying shit like, "you know, i'm still trying to hit it, right?". i also say, "you know, i'd be a great person to cheat with because i keep secrets so well..."

later she decided that she wanted to do a toast. but i refused to toast to anything unless shots were involved so we did some shots of bacardi. at this point we decided we should leave my brother and his girl alone for a while (mostly because he already had her legs up on the bed, haha). i went downstairs to get my shit and it looked like he had already tackled her on the bed. i saw this and started singing, "i was gettin' some booty, i was gettin' some booty, i was gettin', i was gettin', i was gettin' some booty." they laughed and i went to the backyard with the other one. i figured there was no chance of me doing anything with her, considering the whole lesbian thing, so i went outside behind the garage to smoke a blunt (which was what i went to get) - she doesn't smoke but she tagged along with her drink in hand.

so i proceeded to get even more wasted - it was a celebration, after all. but then she started to open up to me big time. she told me about how my Italian friend told her that she was wrong and that she was going to hell for marrying a woman and how hurt she was over it and how she cried afterwards. it kept every once of strength i had not to laugh in her face when she told me he told her she was going to hell. :rofl: i responded in the weed voice: *puff* "Damn, *puff* thats fucked up." i kept reiterating the fact that i am still wanting to hook up with her and said, "yeah but, i know you, and it seems like you'd still cheat with a guy." this look of guilt came over her face. she then told me about how she did in fact cheat on her wife with a guy at one point. in my drunken state i then realized that she isn't a full-on lesbian - she is bisexual at best. my inner Republican began to speak to me, "Come on Kyle, you can pull this one back from the brink! Do it for the lord!!!1"

(side note: right in the middle of this, Ronin calls me on the phone. poor Ronin. i could barely stand, let alone string a coherent sentence together. she ended up taking the phone from me and talking to Ronin for reasons unknown. i still don't know what she said to/asked him. i was rolling on the ground laughing the whole time. i apoloized to Ronin and told him i'd call him back.)

about 25 minutes later the other girl started blowing up my phone from the basement because my brother was leaving to go see another girl because he had her truck, lol. she called my phone about 9 times but i didn't answer one of them - i figured her booty was getting haggled by my brother, plus i wasn't done talking to the so-called "lesbian" yet, so this was a good stall tactic. but the other girl was ready to leave. so what did i do? i proceeded to get the "gay" one even more wasted and ended up making out with her before they left. i stopped in the middle of making out with her, looked into her eyes and said, "watch, i'm gonna get you back on the home team Kara." then she laughed and we made out some more.

i was doing god's work. it's hard work doing god's work.</george bush> i didn't want to come out and say, "Dude, you're not fucking gay, I know you, so stop fuckin' frontin'." because that would be pissing all over her existence and my Italian friend had already effectively done that - I just disagreed in my own way and with more finesse. after we were done making out i slapped her on the ass as she headed towards the car and yelled, "SCORE ONE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUYS!!!1" then i did a football-like end-zone dance for some reason.

if i had a football handy, i'd have spiked it in the drive way.

[The Green Trench Coat]

snip

Dude. I make out with chicks all the time. Doesn't mean i'm straight.
Just last week this chick aske me to make out with her i said only if you show me them puppies. she did. I did. that was that. IMO, most gays /lesbians arent really grossed out by making out with the opposite sex the way most straight people are grossed out by the same sex. Also i find most gay guys appreciate a great set of tits like this chick had.

I even told my bf and he only wishes he could've been there to make out with her to cause she was hot.

... on second thought maybe it's cause we're bears that we think like that.

in anycase I guess what i'm saying is.. "when the bear is hungry the bear eats"
guess she just was feeling nice and wanted to make out with someone so she did.

[Roxie]

"when the bear is hungry the bear eats"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I'm busting up in the pc lab!!

[quiche]

Wait, so gay guys like tits too?

My worldview has been shattered once again.

...seriously.

[KryptoniteBoots]

it is about muthafuckin time I got a new av......

3 1/2 hours left of work, it's a damn shame I count down like this everyday.

[Roxie]

Dragon*Con Starts TOMORROW!!

Expect a TON of pictures!

[RaishinX]

I just learned that one of my best friends is moving away to Atlanta. Dammit all. I wish him the best over there.

[Muff Daddy]

Dude. I make out with chicks all the time. Doesn't mean i'm straight.
Just last week this chick aske me to make out with her i said only if you show me them puppies. she did. I did. that was that. IMO, most gays /lesbians arent really grossed out by making out with the opposite sex the way most straight people are grossed out by the same sex. Also i find most gay guys appreciate a great set of tits like this chick had.

wait wtf? i thought you were into hairy lumber jack dudes. thats all you've talked about since i've been on this site and now you're telling me you're pro titties?!?! is it "fuck with straight peoples' heads" week or something? i highly doubt she'll turn straight just from that though. but that doesn't stop me from trying.

in anycase I guess what i'm saying is.. "when the bear is hungry the bear eats"

guess she just was feeling nice and wanted to make out with someone so she did.

hahah. well, she was always a flirt to begin with.

[Adam Warlock]

Tuff, I gotta fly out there and chill with you man. We gotta grab Shatterstar and unleash negro havoc on the upper whitewashed portions of MI. Alert the big bitches!

[Murt!]

Congratulations Murt!, you're becoming a woman.

Don't be alarmed if your body starts feel different or strange, it's only the change.

Tomorrow, I'll take you shopping for sanitary napkins (the choices can be crushing!), teach you the dangers of tampons, and get some pretty training bras. Then we'll go for a celebratory brunch at Cheesecake Factory on Sunday. Tonight, we'll eat pizza and have a Gilmore Girls marathon.

Oh! I have waited so long for this day!

Oh boy, flames! Jubilations! Get back at me when you're not living at home and I'll take you up on your generous offer.

[The Green Trench Coat]

wait wtf? i thought you were into hairy lumber jack dudes. thats all you've talked about since i've been on this site and now you're telling me you're pro titties?!?! is it "fuck with straight peoples' heads" week or something? i highly doubt she'll turn straight just from that though. but that doesn't stop me from trying.

haha Pro tities!! hahaha. and I am into hairy lumberjack type dudes but it's like i said.. when the bear is hungry the bear eats.

hahah. well, she was always a flirt to begin with.

Maybe, or maybe you are just to hott TD.

I'm sure if you were ugly or whatever she would have held back.. which has got this bear thinking .. maybe tuffDaddy will be on my menu... getting hungry.
j/k


.. maybe

[Honest Monk]

Wait, so gay guys like tits too?


Gayness in SRK? Oh, stop it.[/does hand movement]


My worldview has been shattered once again.


The master mind world of AVS in peril?


...seriously.

Quiche in Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2.?

Man, what a day on thr forums. And Godzilla is taking over Tokido pose[/does japanese dub voice.]

[Muff Daddy]

Tuff, I gotta fly out there and chill with you man. We gotta grab Shatterstar and unleash negro havoc on the upper whitewashed portions of MI. Alert the big bitches!

yes son! i'm about to tape a donut to a giant spotlight. fuck the bat signal, its all about the fat signal. you, ronin, slide, and shatta need to come through. and, you would have been in love with this chick man, i swear. hit me up if you want to see her.


Maybe, or maybe you are just to hott TD.

I'm sure if you were ugly or whatever she would have held back.. which has got this bear thinking .. maybe tuffDaddy will be on my menu... getting hungry.
j/k


.. maybe

well i had already felt all up on and in her ass prior to making out with her, so she was never holding back to begin with. read that again: i felt all up on and in her ass - god this language is great.

but you don't want me doc, i'm all skin and bones. *munches on a carrot* no wait, not a carrot. *munches on something non-phallic looking* ...better.

p.s. lurk more.

[jimmy1200]

white people say the n word to much. fuck is there problem

[Million]

That blonde cheerleader from the new Jack in the Box commercials would get SO hit. I'd tear her asshole out. Dammit I can't get enough of cheerleaders. Any time is a good time for cheerleaders.

Recommendations:
Playboy's Cheerleaders
"The Cheerleaders" (I think it also goes by "The Swinging Cheerleaders") -this 70s era movie is one of the hottest things ever put to film. I've watched it so many times over the few years I've had it....so many times... :sweat:

Walmart wins again--- 1 gallon of sweet tea. 1.98! I bought some ground chuck for their usual 1.88 as well. What beats Walmart prices, other than stealing? Nothing. Just 2 weeks ago I got some more ground chuck/beef for 1.32. Jif peanut butter is always 1.88 as well, and everywhere else it is at least 2.30+

[arcticninja]

no no no, a rabbit punch is when you hit someone *with* a rabbit. God, don't you people know anything?


soooo........SRK party at Tuff Daddy's house? I'm in. I'll even smuggle some Canadian beer.

[mr. newbie]

:rofl: My sister says when she has her period shes "Strawberry Jammin"

lloool. sounds like some crappy sonic villian!

and no wonder my asexual friend got a gf. he drive's a $20,000 bmw! and he pays nothing on it.

[Roxie]

Oh boy, flames! Jubilations! Get back at me when you're not living at home and I'll take you up on your generous offer.
A little touchy tonight?

The hormones must really be raging. It's ok. We've all been there. Just breathe, relax, and realize that you don't have to be asshole just b/c you're crampy. Midol and good-as-God-Godiva works wonders.:angel:
















Calm the fuck down little colic man. It's just a joke. I'm not much, nor have I ever been much of flamer. And me living at my parent's house has never been a secret.

[VG Emblem]

So, Roxie dislikes Murt or something? When did this happen? :confused:

[Roxie]

No. I don't even know Murt! I was j/p.

[Dan?]

No. I don't even know Murt! I was j/p.

You were Japanese? You and Azrael now have a common bond. FORM A ROCK BAND!!!!!!!!

Also, Russian homework is still oppression (but my pronounciation is good because I've seen lots of movies with Russian stereotypes in them, using what I now call 'cinemaslavic' I am doing quite well in class, and it's essentially like a linguistic roll cancel), and water is delicious. It is both refreshing AND affordable.

Tuff Daddy makes space funk. I've heard it. It's pretty funky and in orbit, yes it is, oh yes it is indeedy do dum diddy dum deed dum der yeah uh huh.

My girl is sneaky, and now I don't even get to play Disgaea 2. I've owned it for TWO DAYS and have not even gotten a chance to turn on my PS2, let alone get a few hours in. Robot Hooooooooooooooouse!

Hot Dogs and Salad make a strange meal, especially when followed by grapes.

[Stabby]

Roxie,

Your flames are really weak, but they make you adorable.

I'm out of money, so I have to eat the 'things' in the cabinets that you put behind the stuff you actually eat. I'm going to be eating canned salmon, turkey stuffing, and chocolate syrup.

[Honest Monk]

Forest Law != Mashall Law? how so?

The secretary's cooking me lunch tommorow. :)

[Roxie]

Roxie,

Your flames are really weak,
Yeah. I've never been good at it.

I'm going to be eating canned salmon, turkey stuffing, and chocolate syrup.
woooow....you don't have any veggies or bacon or milk?

[Stabby]

woooow....you don't have any veggies or bacon or milk?

No rich people food here. I'd been surviving off of cereal and waffles before this.

Actually, I think we have a can of peas left too.

I'm watching Carlos Mencia. I'd feel sorry for him if he weren't so damn rich.

Hostel was a dumb movie. I hated it even more after seeing the director/producer.

[Roxie]

Ok, well, if you have any garlic and butter, melt it up, then mix with the peas and put some on the fish.

[RoninChaos]

Yo, Tuff, you my n-word son!

That chick was fucking crazy. She threatened to whoop my ass and was like "yo, you know he's my nigga right? So you better know that if I ever hear your name spoken in the wrong way. I'll have to fuck you up. I was like "What? who you think you talkin' to? Bitch, I'm from the A. If you looked at me sideways you'd be laying face down at the bottom of a set of stairs."

Then I told her what a G you were and how she needed to give it up. I was big up'n you for real, man.

[Murt!]

A little touchy tonight?

Touchy? No. Annoyed? Yes.


The hormones must really be raging. It's ok. We've all been there. Just breathe, relax, and realize that you don't have to be asshole just b/c you're crampy. Midol and good-as-God-Godiva works wonders.:angel:

Calm the fuck down little colic man.


Let me get this straight. You throw a half assed joke at me, Then I offer a half assed rebuttal and you get all butt hurt, telling me to calm down. Acknowledging that you live at home must really be a soft spot for you. I'd like to drop this exchange now, thanks.


I'm not much, nor have I ever been much of flamer.

Got that right.

Bear, Forest = Marshall's son.

[Rico!]

Forest Law != Mashall Law? how so?

let me see if can get this right:

Marshall Law is in Tekken 1 and 2. Tekken 3 is 20 years or so after Tekken 2, which is when you play as Forest, his son. Every game after that has Forest Law.

[Lucretz]

Nah, Marshall comes back for 4 and 5 and DR.

[Roxie]

Pre-Class Registration Starts Once A Month

Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in biotch."
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?
--1 train

Overheard by: Manhattman

[Million]

So, again I look up Ms. J's name on google, and I found...eh, something( http://media.www.thecurrentonline.com/media/storage/paper304/news/2005/09/12/News/Student.Attempts.To.Recruit.1000.For.Hurricane.Rel ief.Effort-982104.shtml?sourcedomain=www.thecurrentonline.com&MIIHost=media.collegepublisher.com ). Interesting. Also, apparently she joined srk to send me a private message?! I'm not even sure how to reply to it....the whole thing is just strange. She found the post I made earlier since this thread actually shows up on a google search! :rofl: I might reply just to see how this pans out. Her(apparently....I'm skeptical though) srk name is "Loverland".

[WasFemto]

I rang up this lady, "mature lady", who was a teacher and trekkie. I'm in love. :lovin:

She had the white streaks with dark gray hair but a young looking face. I love my new job :lovin: We talked about StarTrek and how I'm now into it which somehow lead to ComiCon in Seattle. I'm in love :lovin:

I hope she doesn't read this...

[abacabb]

I wanna fight a monkey. Its just something that I always dreamed of doing. I probably lose but just in case the monkey starts bugging out,trying to eat me or some shit, Ill have someone shoot it. I mean if I do this who else can say they *fought* a monkey? No one. I wanna fight a bear too.

[Penguin]

So I just found out that my crazy ex (we broke up wednesday night) that threatened to kill herself 2 out of the 3 times I tried to break up with her....
Cheated on me..... Like wtf.... how do these crazy people find there way into my life.....

[Shinto]

Nah, Marshall comes back for 4 and 5 and DR.

Wtf :annoy: Im confuse its not the sam person after all?

[Honest Monk]

^ that's why I had to ask. Also, how many are you are actually competitve fighters...seriously?

I know my answer for Negata Lock already.

[RaishinX]

Wtf :annoy: Im confuse its not the sam person after all?

Uh, yeah. Marshall for Tekkens 1, 2, 4, 5, and DR. Forest was in 3 and Tag.

You know that Jin and Kazuya aren't the same, right? I believe the old Kuma (from 1 and 2) died of old age and his son Kuma Jr. has been there since.



As I mentioned earlier my best friend is moving to Atlanta for 1-2 years. Long story short, he's the best friend I have that I'm not related to. He says he'll visit for the holidays but man, I feel like shit. The only person getting shafted worse is him because he doesn't know anyone in Georgia. *Sigh* And I thought we had so much time.


Has anyone seen the asthma medication commercial where the little black boy's like "if I could play baseball instead of sleep, I would!"? I was like ":confused: Whoa, that's an unhealthy addiction..."


My achilles tendon on my right foot is gay.

[Shinto]

Rofl, I Know the difference between Jin & Kazuya, Just never paid attention to Law >_>.

[Panicked]

^ that's why I had to ask. Also, how many are you are actually competitve fighters...seriously?

I know my answer for Negata Lock already.

I'm getting there.

[L1qu1d]

"your flames are weak" LOL sometimes this is too much for me

[Dan?]

I wanna fight a monkey. Its just something that I always dreamed of doing. I probably lose but just in case the monkey starts bugging out,trying to eat me or some shit, Ill have someone shoot it. I mean if I do this who else can say they *fought* a monkey? No one. I wanna fight a bear too.

If you fought a monkey you'd need a knife, but you could only hold it in your teeth and not actually wield it.

...but fighting a monkey and a bear? At the same time? That's a death wish.

[Rico!]

chimps are three times stronger than humans also...

[TS]

I totally should have interviewed Viscant about N.O. A.S.S. at Evo. It didn't even occur to me until a few days ago. I had a video camera and everything.

[Panicked]

Is it me, or are women incredibly bad at taking criticism?

[mr. newbie]

So, again I look up Ms. J's name on google,

mrs j? you have a female fan? a page ago you said you'd have an orgasm from smashing a womens face into the ground and some girl joins to pm you'? that just about proves women like being treated like crap.

I totally should have interviewed Viscant about N.O. A.S.S. at Evo. It didn't even occur to me until a few days ago. I had a video camera and everything.


i saw viscant at evo to. i wanted to ask him about no ass but, i thought it might be kinda weird. that happens a lot. like what do you say to srk people?

[abacabb]

If you fought a monkey you'd need a knife, but you could only hold it in your teeth and not actually wield it.

...but fighting a monkey and a bear? At the same time? That's a death wish.

I wont fight them at the same time. Thats fucking crazy.

[Shinto]

You wanna fight a chimp right? Go to gersh and beat up a 7 grader.....same difference.

[mr. newbie]

really gonna get down to improving my execution now.

wham! (http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/152/whamuj8.jpg)straight strawberry jammin son!

[Wellman]

I'm watching the 20/20 special on American schools right now.

While interviewing the Belgium teachers and students, you can just feel their joy in slamming America's school public system.

Which I admit is probably inferior to their own but their glee is just tangible.

[mr. newbie]

do NOT try to COOK A COOKIE in the MICROWAVE!!!! LOTS O SMOKE!!

i thought i was brilliant. i think i'm just gonna settle for eating the dough raw.wait i can't even do that. the fda says that's not very bright. but a random google search says "The rolls of premixed, slice-and-bake cookie dough in stores contain eggs that are pasteurized, not raw," says Kendall. So you're safe eating them with abandon. so screw the man!

[*InVeRs3*]

I admit, this account was made to flame and troll people long ago. Then I started to participate in conversations and the rules started to get a bit stricter. I never was good at flaming either so....