The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2 [Archive] - Page 46

mr. newbie

09-02-2006, 12:55 AM

I bet they were metal cookies OF DOOM!

..Did you use a pan, or something? Were they metal cookies?

lol. pillsbury choclate chip and oatmeal (shut up they're great). i don't have 20 minutes i want a cookie now! i put it in there on a plastic container.3 minutes. as soon as i press start i see the cookie expand. "hmm that was fast. but these things take forever to cook so i doubt 3 minutes will do anything." i go to the bathroom. in there i smell smoke. i run out and my house has a wonderful light smoke everywhere. i turn on the fans over the oven and open a lot of windows. the cookie melted a hold through the conainer (WTF IT WAS 3 MINUTES!!!). luckily none of the plastic stuck to the micrwave and i just pushed it off.

i'm gonna do it again. i refuse to bake! 1st i'm gonna do it for 20 seconds. then i'm gonna try it in a pan on low heat. i'm thinking of starting a food experiment thread.

abacabb

09-02-2006, 01:20 AM

Dude Just eat the cookie dough.

Ne0phyte

09-02-2006, 01:56 AM

The song on the most rotation with me is "Inside Job" by Pearl Jam.
I love that song.

I can't think of anything else to say =/

Tantin

09-02-2006, 02:44 AM

...

... ... Huh. I got nothing.

In exchange, I give you this:

I love that song.

I can't think of anything else to say =/

Good post. Needed to be here.

Alzarath

09-02-2006, 04:59 AM

CF > me :sad: I can't get any mvc2 practice at all till I get my DC etc...

Disgaea 2 and Dirge of Cerberus arrived today :lovin: but my friend still has my ps2 :arazz:

Goddamn this weather sucks.

Honest Monk

09-02-2006, 06:08 AM

^ sucks for you. Lending out powerful systems suck.

- Why am I hooked to Gundam Side Story:0079? I played the demo all last night doing a bunch of customizing combos to the mobile suits and this was just one stage. I swear if I ever get Side Story again, I'll probably NOT stop playing it. I beat that in about a few hours or so(the full game), with the last boss tank being the pain in my ass. He wipes out my entire force, leaving me and him to do battle. He's got a railgun, a set of missles, a machine gun somewhere, all used to fire on little ol' me anytime he gets me in sight. I'm ducking behind the biggest ledge I could find and he's still shooting on each of his laps. This lasts for at least 40 mins til I get him on one of his weak points. I fought him without having any heat in my house that day. When it was over, I just sat there....
...quiet.

Hella good.

- nah, 7th graders are weak. Well, in Canada, I was beatin' down on some kid once. I walk away after he gets his, and he start screaming and beating his chests. So I go over to him to finish, but he jets...total chicken run.

Million

09-02-2006, 06:18 AM

Playing Dead Rising with the Cheers theme song playing through the 360 is a surreal experienceThis is a classic example of why the "custom soundtrack" option is such a brilliant idea. I'm not sure why I'm in such a small minority of gamers that actually cares about it, apparently....or maybe most people out there simply lack an imagination? It's like I mentioned with the GTA games earlier on playstation...I'd run people down on the sidewalk while listening to something like the theme to Benson, or The Fall Guy. I remember playing Loaded to old Triple 6 Mafia cds...it went perfectly with all the killing. I didn't like it when the psx games hit an era where you couldn't do the custom soundtrack thing anymore......I'm glad MS brought this option back with Xbox and now 360. A typical battle in Phantom Dust, for example(best budget game ever, btw), sounds amazing with something like "Burly Brawl" from Matrix Reloaded, or "Chateau"....or the final battle scene from Revolutions. If I could, I'd play Unreal Champ2 with Naruto's Orochimaru fight theme.

Alzarath

09-02-2006, 07:03 AM

General Tso's chicken = too good :tup:

Rico!

09-02-2006, 08:36 AM

This is a classic example of why the "custom soundtrack" option is such a brilliant idea.

For about a year when I was playing Counterstrike for XBOX, the only music I had playing was the 3rd Strike AST on my custom soundtrack. It just fit into the game so well that i started calling it the CS OST.

The first Halo game could have used it. Multiplayer games were so boring with no music

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Where can i buy things wholesale? I'm looking for cases of Starbucks Double Shots, but google isnt bringing up anything... costco doesnt either

mr. newbie

09-02-2006, 02:21 PM

i watched the cookie really close this time. it came out sizzling. it tasted ok, but it was a little dry. i put some milk on top and the cookie absorbed it. tasted pretty good .

i'm about to get the pan and try it like taht.

Panicked

09-02-2006, 03:40 PM

Lupe Fiasco is too fucking good.

Shinto

09-02-2006, 08:31 PM

Lupe Fiasco is too fucking good.

Yea do you know his second single that is out?

L.one H.iryu S.aga

09-02-2006, 08:47 PM

Lupe Fiasco is too fucking good.

Truth. Lupe is slowly moving up to one of my favorite rappers of all time. Respect.

"There is a natural order to things and this violates it."

Shin Chan is beastly. :rofl:

I do believe I've seen the light.

Panicked

09-02-2006, 08:51 PM

Yea do you know his second single that is out?

I have most of his (leaked) album.

I'm kind of worried about the up-coming battle poll, considering I'm up against two popular posters (quiche and sano.) Fortunately, they received first and second place in the intro contest, which means, hopefully, either Slayer or Neji gets an easier opponent or a by.

Æther

09-02-2006, 08:52 PM

The first Halo game could have used it. Multiplayer games were so boring with no music
Halo 1? Am I reading this wrong? Does this mean you can run custom soundtrack on 2? :confused:

*InVeRs3*

09-02-2006, 09:27 PM

Thanks for the music guys, I'll be sure to get my hands on them when I get a chance.

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If competitive gaming were to go mainstreme, I think it's a bad idea to show an FPS as a competitive game to the public. Main reason being is most people don't understand a thing that's going on just by looking at it. They don't know where the weapons are on the map. They don't know how they used the map to their advantage. They won't appreciate how they used certain guns in situations where they aren't meant to be used. They pretty much won't appreciate the subtle stuff.

For fighting games however it's easy to understand for the same reason boxing is easy to understand to most people then say compared to wrestling. You get hit, it hurts. You can see it. It's easier to see what's going on. I hope on one of those pro gaming shows that they'll be showing shows a 3d fighter to hook people into watching it.

Murt!

09-02-2006, 09:34 PM

If competitive gaming were to go mainstreme, I think it's a bad idea to show an FPS as a competitive game to the public. Main reason being is most people don't understand a thing that's going on just by looking at it. They don't know where the weapons are on the map. They don't know how they used the map to their advantage. They won't appreciate how they used certain guns in situations where they aren't meant to be used. They pretty much won't appreciate the subtle stuff.

For fighting games however it's easy to understand for the same reason boxing is easy to understand to most people then say compared to wrestling. You get hit, it hurts. You can see it. It's easier to see what's going on. I hope on one of those pro gaming shows that they'll be showing shows a 3d fighter to hook people into watching it.

It depends on what FPS. Showing something slow like Halo would be a better choice than something fast and frantic like Unreal.

Rico!

09-02-2006, 09:43 PM

Halo 1? Am I reading this wrong? Does this mean you can run custom soundtrack on 2? :confused:

Yes Halo 1. I enjoyed it more than Halo 2, which is garbage... Although for the short time I did play it i wish it had custom soundtrack so I wouldnt have to listen to all those little redneck kids yelling ****** out all day on xbox live

L.one H.iryu S.aga

09-02-2006, 10:04 PM

Is it just me... or does Eureka 7's opening theme sound like a watered down Rip Slyme single? :wtf:

Murt!

09-03-2006, 03:32 AM

Hey Arnold! Pidgeon Man episode >>>>> *. The music, the plot, and pidgeon man's pimposity over his pidgeon hoes were all on point. Definitely one of the best episodes of the series.

Stabby

09-03-2006, 03:39 AM

If competitive gaming were to go mainstreme, I think it's a bad idea to show an FPS as a competitive game to the public. Main reason being is most people don't understand a thing that's going on just by looking at it. They don't know where the weapons are on the map. They don't know how they used the map to their advantage. They won't appreciate how they used certain guns in situations where they aren't meant to be used. They pretty much won't appreciate the subtle stuff.

For fighting games however it's easy to understand for the same reason boxing is easy to understand to most people then say compared to wrestling. You get hit, it hurts. You can see it. It's easier to see what's going on. I hope on one of those pro gaming shows that they'll be showing shows a 3d fighter to hook people into watching it.

Are you insane?

Someone without any gaming experience can understand a high-level FPS. It is just shooting the guy on your screen that isn't on your team.

High level fighting games?

"Why doesn't he just jump at him and kick him?"
"Why does he keep getting hit by that?"
etc, etc.

Fighting games can only really be appreciated if you have a good understanding of them. Otherwise you can't really tell a scrub from a champ.

raisingstorm

09-03-2006, 07:56 AM

i busted out SF II turbo for SNES and it's a million times better than annvsry edition. faster smoother, just better. OLD SCHOOL 4Lf

Adam Warlock

09-03-2006, 08:03 AM

The song on the most rotation with me is "Inside Job" by Pearl Jam.

Pearl Jam should have quit after VS. At the most, "Better Man" should have been the last thing they released.

Are you insane?

Someone without any gaming experience can understand a high-level FPS. It is just shooting the guy on your screen that isn't on your team.

High level fighting games?

"Why doesn't he just jump at him and kick him?"
"Why does he keep getting hit by that?"
etc, etc.

Fighting games can only really be appreciated if you have a good understanding of them. Otherwise you can't really tell a scrub from a champ.

Exactly. And that's just basics. When you start adding in mindgames and higher level tactics like RC it gets hard to explain.

Stabby

09-03-2006, 10:36 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Genl242_ZU8

Want. Game.

Alzarath

09-03-2006, 10:48 AM

^ RL version prolly coming out soon. All hail Bush :o

Murt!

09-03-2006, 10:56 AM

"You guys are ROAST CHICKEN!"

:lol:

Panicked

09-03-2006, 11:06 AM

Are you insane?

Someone without any gaming experience can understand a high-level FPS. It is just shooting the guy on your screen that isn't on your team.

High level fighting games?

"Why doesn't he just jump at him and kick him?"
"Why does he keep getting hit by that?"
etc, etc.

Fighting games can only really be appreciated if you have a good understanding of them. Otherwise you can't really tell a scrub from a champ.

It depends on which game. If you show flashier games such as Guilty Gear or Marvel, I bet you could get a lot of people to watch. Even if you don't understand the high level strategies that make the game great, all the glitz and flash will keep you interested.

<3 Saga and Bowling Pin.

Rico!

09-03-2006, 08:19 PM

People on the train think I'm psycho. I keep bobbing my head like a madman to all my trance music on my mp3 player. I even have different types of head bobs to go with the music.

I listen to House and Trance so much that I even bob my head just from humming a tune, causing me to do it at inapropriate times.

Shinto

09-03-2006, 10:09 PM

Yo I say fuck them niggas in the subway, I use to bust out my Over Size headphones, and they would look, Im like fuck you I like my music.

TheSix

09-03-2006, 10:19 PM

My headphones are fuckin' huge(excellent quality)....and I don't give a fuck.

I laugh at the idiots that think they can hear anything with those Ipod ear peaces in the subway.

Shinto

09-03-2006, 10:24 PM

My headphones are fuckin' huge(excellent quality)....and I don't give a fuck.

I laugh at the idiots that think they can hear anything with those Ipod ear peaces in the subway.

ToooOOOooOO Fucking True.Little ass headphones.:annoy:

monbaby

09-03-2006, 10:26 PM

Yeah those ipod headphones are incredibly lame compared to some huge black ones...

Plus they have absolutely no bass in them...

Bose headphones FTW...

Zenith

09-03-2006, 10:26 PM

I like headphones.

Stabby

09-03-2006, 10:29 PM

So... where is VG Emblem?

monbaby

09-03-2006, 10:59 PM

So... where is VG Emblem?

Playing Nintendo...

lol...

everyone needs a break from Srk every once in a while...

If you average more than 2 posts a day you are definately addicted...

RoninChaos

09-04-2006, 12:26 AM

Pearl Jam should have quit after VS. At the most, "Better Man" should have been the last thing they released.

You're outta your mind.

If you ever liked them though, you should check out their new album.

Verse, if you want some "fight" music, download the album "Statement" by Nonpoint. I listened to that shit on my way to Vegas and it was a mistake. I couldn't sit still. I wanted to start a mosh pit on the plane.

Cool-Breeze

09-04-2006, 12:39 AM

So I was wondering why in the FUCK dont asians have mustache's???

GOD DAMN it.

This dude was talking shit today about his size etc (Penis) yet he looks twelve, short as fuck etc.
Hell Last asian woman that sucked me off PERSONALLY told me she loved black dick cause there so huge (Looks that way even if you got 4 inches these asian women are small yo)

anyways I finished my vento for now, I'll post whatever is on my mind later.

RoninChaos

09-04-2006, 12:41 AM

Ha ha ha, drunk.

Coolbreeze isn't black.

*InVeRs3*

09-04-2006, 07:44 AM

Why is it that in almost every wikipedia article there are references to anime and video games? Wouldn't it be easier to show an example of something that people of all ages have been exposed to? Like shakespeare, mythology, etc. Wikipedia is garbage.

Stabby

09-04-2006, 04:50 PM

http://shoryuken.voiea.net
ftp://shoryuken.voiea.net
user: shoryuken
pass: capcom

I made a page for SRK to upload stuff.

Roxie

09-04-2006, 04:56 PM

cool! but how do I upload?

L.one H.iryu S.aga

09-04-2006, 05:05 PM

http://shoryuken.voiea.net
user: shoryuken
pass: capcom

I made a page for SRK to upload stuff.

...Why? :wtf:

Wait, nevermind. I've forgotten how generous you usually are.

Stabby

09-04-2006, 05:19 PM

The nujabes thread, really. It was dumb how everyone just went "PM me!" It would be better if that stuff could just be uploaded somewhere, and people could say "check the site" or "I uploaded it" and everyone could grab it from there.

I didn't want to put it in that thread because I didn't want to show off.

Roxie,

Open the ftp address in IE, use the user/pass and then just drag and drop the files into the site's folder.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

09-04-2006, 05:36 PM

The real question is whether or not posting that url is legal around these parts since I'm sure a lot of the material filling up your storage will reek of copyright infringement. >_>

abacabb

09-04-2006, 06:19 PM

Double Stuffed oreos and Disgaea 2 Controlled my weekend.

mr. newbie

09-04-2006, 06:42 PM

leave the uplaod space, and just refer to it as "the usual place" like they do in xbox sommunities. everybody knows it's xbins, but nobody calls it that.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

09-04-2006, 07:03 PM

Double Stuffed oreos and Disgaea 2 Controlled my weekend.

Double Stuff Chocolate Creme Oreos > Your Mother.

You know it's true.

gozulin

09-04-2006, 07:06 PM

Hahaha! You f00l! You underestimated me! I have Hax0rzed your website!

Take a look at ftp://shoryuken.voiea.net/shoryuken.voiea.net/READ%20FIRST.txt and weep!

F33R MY L33T SkiLLZ!

abacabb

09-04-2006, 07:10 PM

Hahaha! You f00l! You underestimated me! I have Hax0rzed your website!

Take a look at ftp://shoryuken.voiea.net/shoryuken.voiea.net/READ%20FIRST.txt and weep!

F33R MY L33T SkiLLZ!

your an ass. niggas try to be nice and you fuck it up.

Stabby

09-04-2006, 07:18 PM

If you copy it from the address bar, the link will be for the ftp access. For HTTP either make reference, or use http:// instead of ftp://

Lucretz

09-04-2006, 07:45 PM

Sooo I finished working for the night two hours ago, but now I have to go back in for an hour just to let the floor cleaners in. And sit in the backroom with nothing to do. Shit. : <

VG Emblem

09-04-2006, 11:00 PM

Gah, school starts again tomorrow. The shitty part of life is once again starting...these last 2 months were unbelievably great, almost. So perfect, never really had to leave the house much, got to do whatever I wanted to, everything. But now.....:(.

abacabb

09-04-2006, 11:02 PM

Im so glad I finished school. Now all I have to do if find a job.

Manx

09-05-2006, 01:59 AM

I can't eat because I'm having my wisdom teeth removed in about 6 hours. Sucks cause I have left-over BBQ at home and all I got to eat before I left out for work was 1 burger and a sausage. the next 10 hours are going to suck. Oh, wait... the next 10 to 15 days are going to suck because I still won't be able to eat anything that resembles real food!!!

RaishinX

09-05-2006, 12:05 PM

Why do random people give me shit out on the street? It's Labor Day and I can't even get to my fucking friends house without some fat wench starting shit with me.

RaishinX: *Walking down the street with SFAA in a black bag so nobody can see*
Heifer: *Sees bag; assumes I went to a store* Hey, what sto' open? What sto' you went to? {Note that it's Labor Day and everything's closed}
RaishinX: I didn't go to a store...
Heifer: I was just asking
RaishinX: And I just told you.
Heifer: Okay...*murmurs something to other people on the porch*

What gives people the right to get defensive with me just because I don't give them the answer they want to hear? I know; how 'bout I start shooting everyone I fucking see. That'll shut you sons of bitches up! In fact, I'll just stop talking all together. Every fuckup grants you anything from a chop over the head to a curb stomp.

I want some cake....

Roxie

09-05-2006, 12:19 PM

*InVeRs3*

09-05-2006, 12:20 PM

ok, which one of you sick fuckers did this? http://wifebeater2.ytmnd.com/

Myfacehurts24

09-05-2006, 12:52 PM

For some people smokin' makes them paranoid and scetchy as fuck, for others, it makes them relax and chill, and there are the small percetage that can function as a regular human being in society (with a slight twist). I have a theroy. You when smoke, you become very fixated on certain things and analyze them very closely. If that's the case, then it's up to what you think about initially. Right?
What kind of mood are you usually in? Or right before you smoke? Are you worrying about some girl the dicked you over? That negetive stuff turns into more silly small, unimportant negetive thoughts like, how's my hair, am I standing up straight, is everyone looking at me? I NEVER think of stuff like that in a normal state of mind!
If you are in a better mood, and think about the positive, it grows into thinking about bigger better, more important things. How can I sell more at work, how can I make the most of my time when I study, how can I put more pressure on those weak ass scrubs playing MSP? I honestly can say that I've come up with some good resolutions to problems or issues in my life in this state.
Maybe it's just me. I have been in all of these catagories before. I dunno, just an idea.

btw... I haven't smoked in days, I was just thinking about this at work.

nameingway

09-05-2006, 12:58 PM

i think you're a fucking faggot. go smoke some cock and get that shit out of here. also, you suck at street fighter.

lol... for real tho, we should probably game at some point. hit me up later.

WasFemto

09-05-2006, 01:02 PM

I used to think I was a CNF back in the day but after going out with my some of my co-workers, I finally understood the real meaning of C.N.F.

These motherfuckers are C U H R A Z Y :looney:

Dem-Dem

09-05-2006, 03:40 PM

So I'm rafting this week and I take a shit in the sand. There's this asshole I didn't like was there so I slapped him in the back of the head with it in hopes to fight he didn't do anything but go wash it out in the water. Everyone thought it was funny!!! [:lol:] :rofl:

KryptoniteBoots

09-05-2006, 04:06 PM

madden has not been a good football game for years.....i wish niggas would realize this.

Muff Daddy

09-05-2006, 04:08 PM

So I'm rafting this week and I take a shit in the sand. There's this asshole I didn't like was there so I slapped him in the back of the head with it

"......................."

:wtf: :confused:

Adam Warlock

09-05-2006, 04:40 PM

Lupe Fiasco is hiphop Jesus right now.

Roxie

09-05-2006, 04:44 PM

Damn! I almost had a car today. The dealership let us take it home for one day.
A pewter, 2005 nissian sentra (20,200 mi) w/everything I wanted..

The sticker price was 12,900. But the car needs 2 new front tires and they absolutely refused to budge on the price. At all.

:sad:

check out the Liquor Fairy Gallery http://alainviescaarts.com/Liquor_Gallery.htm

AdverseSolutions

09-05-2006, 05:13 PM

jesus christ, japan has a new emperor ::massively worried::

Hunter D

09-05-2006, 05:32 PM

Lupe Fiasco is hiphop Jesus right now.

Yes, the nigga is on fire right now. Kick, Push bitches

mr. newbie

09-05-2006, 06:13 PM

lupe makes me yawn. i've only heard 1 song though.

and wtf is up with acne rcing through all medications? i've been using 5 face products since 5th grade and somehow the big one's still manage to creep through. and they're always bright "look at me!" red.

The Epidemic

09-05-2006, 06:29 PM

art institute atlanta (aia) is 2 much f***kin money....and the housin suxs...get ur own place future students

Myfacehurts24

09-05-2006, 06:30 PM

There's something about Mary...

That isn't attractive at all.

Mechanica

09-05-2006, 06:41 PM

I hate the AWP in CS.

Hunter D

09-05-2006, 06:53 PM

lupe makes me yawn. i've only heard 1 song though.

You didn't like "Kick Push."

FistsofFury

09-06-2006, 02:58 AM

maxx

09-06-2006, 05:23 AM

ugh. universal joke to have my bday be the first day of college again ewww.

happy b-day to me.

Dan?

09-06-2006, 05:38 AM

Did you get to see it? A crackhead letting you see his pipe is like a warrior letting you see his sword.

Crackheads are warriors. Warriors against sobriety.

Crackheads are warriors and the Creeper from Dolemite is their lord and king.

Sheng-Long

09-06-2006, 06:00 AM

LOL. Been looking at old "news" from TheOnion.com and its hilarious whenever you see stuff that actually comes true. Like that "Obese Americans file lawsuit against McDonalds" headline 7 years ago and now this (made me fall of my seat): "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades" (February 18, 2004 - By James M. Kilts CEO and President, The Gillette Company (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930). It's even funnier when technically, Gillettte had outdone themselves because there's a 6th blade on their Gillette Fusion in the back.

Roxie

09-06-2006, 08:16 AM

Did you get to see it? A crackhead letting you see his pipe is like a warrior letting you see his sword.

Crackheads are warriors. Warriors against sobriety.

Yes. we saw the crack pipe

I know what you're thinking now: What'll people say? Mew mew mew. Oh, no, what will people say?! Grow the fuck up. When you're on top, people talk. That's the price you pay for being on top. Which Gillette is, always has been, and forever shall be, Amen, five blades, sweet Jesus in heaven.

:rofl: :rofl:

Raiko

09-06-2006, 09:41 AM

Bleh, Shuma-Gorath should've been the final boss in all marvel games, not a playable octopus.

"All praise Shuma-Gorath, Lord of Chaos."

RaishinX

09-06-2006, 10:29 AM

I think I've had enough of SRK fucking with my account...

Roxie

09-06-2006, 10:59 AM

I wonder what exactly happend?

abacabb

09-06-2006, 12:16 PM

david cross is a funny man.

RaishinX

09-06-2006, 12:50 PM

What was the name of that game that ripped off RE4 so badly? It took place on a ship? Was it something about "cold fear" or something? I think it came out early '05 or so.

Adam Warlock

09-06-2006, 12:58 PM

There is no bad day that cannot be cured or be lessened by a blowjob.

Dan?

09-06-2006, 01:31 PM

There is no bad day that cannot be cured be lessened by a blowjob.

Grammar does not factor into bad-day-solving.

KryptoniteBoots

09-07-2006, 11:48 AM

damn i love getting paid.....makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

RaishinX

09-07-2006, 12:21 PM

psh, I wish that was all strangers said to me...instead I got things like "hey, can you cook? I bet you can." "you ever had that blue ice cream?" "how many kids you got?" and "wanna see my crack pipe?"

I've seriously heard these all from complete and total strangers.

There used to be more stupid things like "You wanna type my 3-9 page report for free?", "Are you mean? You walk like you're mean." and I can't forget the classic "I saw your brother/You look like so-and-so" (I have no brother). The occurences and things became less common and stupid since I left school but they haven't ended altogether. Just yesterday I was walking with headphones draped around my neck when some fat guy asked me what CD I was listening to. Almost two weeks ago some Christian woman asked me my name and wanted to speak with me just because she'd never seen me talk (nevermind how I'm almost always alone when I walk in my neighborhood, just moved there last November, don't hang out there often, and haven't met her before in my life). Why would I speak when there's no one near or around me? Why is me not talking always some amazing feat to people? What would I say and to whom? What dumbfuck runs around a neighborhood yelling and making noise to no one? Sometimes I feel like asking people what disease it is that makes them behave so dumbly (a la "What da fuck you got, bitch!?"). I could go on and on about this shit all day but I won't.

Myfacehurts24

09-07-2006, 12:43 PM

I hate the fact that I think of all kinds of awesome shit to do or create at work, then when I get home, I can't remember any of it. (or I'm too lazy.)

Adam Warlock

09-07-2006, 01:43 PM

Grammar does not factor into bad-day-solving.

Nope. But my post showed you how your gramma factored into bad day solving. *tee hee*

Dan?

09-07-2006, 02:13 PM

Nope. But my post showed you how your gramma factored into bad day solving. *tee hee*

STOP!

Gramma Time![/Parachute Pants]

arcticninja

09-07-2006, 02:52 PM

There is no bad day that cannot be cured or be lessened by a blowjob.

amen brother

maxx

09-07-2006, 03:16 PM

lol! i nearly crapped my pants...the local news was showing a vid of al queda practicing tae kwon do..in full combat boots and ski masks...haha...who the fuck practices tornado kicks for combat?!

Rico!

09-07-2006, 03:27 PM

anyone here a bruce lee fan? What were his best movies? besides Enter the Dragon of course.

I had a VHS collection some time ago but that shit is gone and useless anyway due to VCRs being extinct.

maxx

09-07-2006, 03:37 PM

pretty much all bruce lee movies are good to go.

chinese connection

fist of fury aka the big boss

Rico!

09-07-2006, 03:46 PM

which is the one where he's in rome fighting chuck norris at the end?

*EDIT* After a quick wikipedia lookup, it appears Bruce Lee only starred in 5 movies. Not hard to collect.

Million

09-07-2006, 04:27 PM

Yes, the RE ripoff on a ship was called "Cold Fear", if I recall.

I miss Queen Latifah rapping....her and MC Lyte were actually the best female rappers of all time, imo. They were the only ones I enjoyed listening to...their overall presentation and delivery of the lyrics...the style, etc. etc....they were far above all others. Oh and yes, both would get hit....I don't care if they're lesbos...I still have my fantasies.

Anna David would get so hit. Her and The Olivia™'s "In Your Pants" segment is clearly the greatest thing about Attack of the Show....damn I would kill to be the meat in THAT sandwich.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

09-07-2006, 07:24 PM

Katt Williams = Broken.

P.S. - Christina Applegate could sooooooooo recieve my Vitamin D. My goodness.

Cisco

09-07-2006, 09:42 PM

Man, term break can get boring. The past 2 days i have done nothing but inet. Have band practice tomorrow though and 2 parties on Sat, but i don't think i'm in the mood to party but then again i really don't want to disrespect the 2 people by not going.

Band days are getting pretty slow, and kind of pissed at my drummer for being so crappy. I can understand that he lacks practcice due to the fact that he doesn't have any drums to practice on at home but the fact that he had no idea how the drum beats went on the song lists i gave him just is a tad bit of a piss off. And those songs were damn easy, even for the drums. Nirvana - lithium, and some other rock songs. The guy is way into metal and that's just it. He really isn't that great at the drums either since he gets lost or sometimes goes to fast after rolling... but i understand that he will get better through practice it's just we can barely move on to a different song because he doesn't know it. I even gave him a cd of the songs we will practice for the first list, and we can't start on the 5th song.

I was thinking of moving to the drums but then again, he has small as fingers to play the guitar well and i like my position as the lead guitarist and Saxophonist... well, i'm not actually the Sax player, but i have played Sax ever since the age of 8 and i hope to use my skills again. It's just not cool that we can't move to something different when he's so fuckin slow and hard headed to listen to the songs i gave him. We are currently 3 now, i used to be the rhythm guitarist but the original lead guitraist back off. I wasn't really angry about it because he barely came to the practices, infact, he only attended once. So now i'm the main guitarist.

Searching for new members is pretty hard, i'm looking for a guy who can play rhythm and piano and female for the role of the lead vocals. I want actual talent. I want people who can play more than 1 role, but for some reason, i feel that if i mention the usage of a sax my drummer would be totally against it since he seems ignorant.

Damn, i need something to do....

Ne0phyte

09-07-2006, 10:47 PM

Katt Williams = Broken.

P.S. - Christina Applegate could sooooooooo recieve my Vitamin D. My goodness.
Christina Applegate hit the wall a long time ago. She looks about ten years older than she is.

Listening to Radiohead while high or drunk is really really awesome. So is playing Third Strike. I wish I could stay up all night doing both but I have class in seven hours... :(

Coming down from a high or a drunkness is relieving, but also sad :(

I <3 college.

Shinto

09-09-2006, 12:27 AM

omg im aAM SO DRUNK NOW i DONT KNOW WAHT IS RIGHT, THE ROOM IS SPINNING, GOD IU FEEL LIKE IM IN COLLEGE COMMING FROM A DRINKING PARTY.opps sorrey for the cap locks...amen

Murt!

09-09-2006, 01:13 AM

Drunk/High posts always make me lol. :lol:

Shinto

09-09-2006, 09:17 AM

Shit my head hurts and I puke'd this mourning .....how was your day?

Million

09-09-2006, 12:25 PM

Ok, so I am immediately sold on this National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 2, thanks to this picture: http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/5814/vidaindormdaze2ohshitoq0.jpg (http://imageshack.us) Notice Vida Guerra is in there. This is all I need to know about the movie. I'm getting it as soon as I see it.

Kroger sale on Freschetta's pizza = I got what I guess is medium size for 3.59 yesterday. Once again I say...there simply is no point in delivered pizza from places like Domino's and Pizza Hut. Freschetta's (and DiGiorno's) KILLS those franchises in taste and price.(*with Kroger or Walmart cheap-pricing assist of course)

Myfacehurts24

09-09-2006, 02:20 PM

I'm sitting in my call center drone throne right now and I have to poop SOOO bad. I'm even sitting weird with my knees in the chair and my ass sticking out. Reminds me of when I was a kid and I didn't want to quit playing so I'd hold it in all day. I bet I damaged something. Sometimes it would just come out though, in a huge clump in my tighty whitey underwear.

While I'm on the subject of gross stuff, my "friend" says he thinks he's eating wrong or something. His semen is like, "chunky" and dry. When he goes on his girl's face it just bounces off like jello.

Fir

09-09-2006, 03:20 PM

My SRK blue isn't working - I don't see it anywhere....

I'll just go with Live instead, I hate blue steel or whatever the hell it's called.

Roxie

09-09-2006, 03:30 PM

red hotness ftw!

Rico!

09-09-2006, 04:15 PM

I want to change majors so badly. The problem is I want a major that will pay off. Art, music, liberal arts... useless... law and med school are not in my interests... and i'm sick of computers and engineering (my current major). Psychology has always interested me? But again, money is a factor.

oyg

09-09-2006, 04:32 PM

Allstar Fighting Festival is broken and fun and it has bikini boob-bouncing characters in it.

Fir

09-09-2006, 04:53 PM

!!!The (2)Texas vs. (1)Ohio State game...shit I forgot!!!! Bye-Bye SRK... ( logs off and turns on the TV )

TheSix

09-09-2006, 06:49 PM

arcticninja

09-09-2006, 10:04 PM

so I finally saw Ong-Bak....

Tony Jaa's super awesomeness makes up for how shitty a movie it was. Every scene that wasn't him fighting was truly awful. However, every scene with him fighting was truly amazing.

2 and a half out of five elbows to the head.

Manx

09-10-2006, 01:16 AM

Why the hell do my teeth hurt more AFTER I take my pain medication? Wisdom teeth suck. Next to the appendix they are the most useless part of your body. maybe even worse, since even though Apendicitis can kill you it's pretty rare. Wisdom teeth are going to come in regardless. Unblockable. Even if they don't break through they are still waiting underneath the gums just waiting to cause you unessecary pain. Thanks to them I am now immune to Hydrocodone. I'm pretty sure I pop the remainder of this bottle and my eyes wouldn't even get droopy, let alone experience any loss of pain. Wisdom teeth suck.

Taito

09-10-2006, 05:41 PM

Panicked

09-10-2006, 06:04 PM

Since school's started I realized that I care too fucking much. Every single person outside of my family sincerely doesn't give a shit about me. Out of all my friends in the past 5 years maybe only...2 or 3 have actually cared enough about me to talk to me about my problems or get to know me at all. Even the people I considered best friends don't give a shit about me.

For example, my friend wakes me up at 5 o' fucking clock in the morning to bitch about her boyfriend. Mind you, I told her before I don't give a fuck about him; he can crawl in a ditch and die for all I care. Despite this, she still continued to bitch about her neglectful boyfriend. OK. But when I ask her question about HER future, she gets mad at ME? Go die in a fucking ditch you hypocritical whore. That's the problem with people. They only give a shit about what they want.

At school I've had friend since 7th grade. I'm a Junior now. Back when we were younger we'd always do shit, he'd invite me over his house, to parties, etc. But now? I'm used as filler inbetween sucking his history teacher's dick and hanging out with the "King-Bee." Fuck being filler, fuck people. I just don't have the balls to cut all ties: yet.

You know, I used to be strongly against an eye for an eye. I figured the cycle has to end somewhere, so it may as well be me. But now I realize why people do it: it feels so damn good. God, it feels so fucking good.

I can understand now where Serpent and Million get there women and people hatred from, respectively.

/bitchfest

Azrael

09-10-2006, 06:23 PM

So I get this email that was sent out to an alumni mailing list. Only problem is, whoever created the ML fucked up, so if someone replied the mail got sent out to everyone. Naturally, people starting taking advantage of this and started to spam it up. And then you had the people who mailed saying "take me off the list" or "stop mailing!" which only made it worse.

One dude though, he sent an email saying that he wanted off the list, and if he recieved anymore emails from it he'd get in contact with his attorney. ...C'mon. GTFO here with that shit. WTF is your attorney gonna do? I laughed at this for a good minute or so. "Oh noes, I'm getting unwanted mail! Gotta call my attorney!" Good luck with that.

If I was this guy's attorney, I'd sue him for wasting my time.

Penguin

09-10-2006, 06:30 PM

/bitchfest Hey man, you dont get back all that you put out sometimes. You gotta just cut the bad ties while you can, chances are... it will probably make the person miss you and come to appreciate you more.

Roxie

09-10-2006, 06:31 PM

Dude, I wouldn't even stand for that shit.

I would tell her, "Do you fucking know what time it is?" and hang up on her. You told her once you don't want to hear it, don't bend.

People who don't put in the same effort that you put in are not your friends.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

09-10-2006, 07:18 PM

This is insane.

I urge anyone who happens to have the early COMPLETE version of Someday by The Strokes to PM me as soon as humanly possible.

I'm begging you.

Shinto

09-10-2006, 08:45 PM

Crying.

Damn man I would have hanged up the phone when I saw what time it was....fuck that 5am dont exist to me.

Manx

09-10-2006, 09:27 PM

/bitchfest

You should invite her over for some stairs.

Azrael

09-11-2006, 04:48 PM

I played basketball yesterday. It was great, because I was on fire. I'd been thinking about basketball the whole day, so it was like I stepped on the court and I was just on. And not just my height advantage over Japanese people - I hit a LOT of 3pters. If this was NBA Jam I would have had the flames and smoke trailing my ball.

---------------------------------

I haven't been at work even half an hour and I'm exhausted and sleepy. Ugh.

mr. newbie

09-11-2006, 06:37 PM

"you've had your password for 13397 days"

13 397 days = 36.6797704 years

er.. i'm not even half that old. nor is this site.
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/7964/srkpasswordiu7.png

sucking his history teacher's dick

/bitchfest

are you serious? does he have an a? does anybody else know?

Wolfgang McFierce

09-11-2006, 07:00 PM

I like how SRK is messing with my old account. My old account doesn't work anymore, so I made a new one. Oh well, I didn't like TyPiNg LiKe DiS on my name anyways.

Tanion

09-11-2006, 07:30 PM

People who don't put in the same effort that you put in are not your friends.

- QFT. Something I had to learn this weekend. Sometimes I wish I was really good at math, join the IRS and make people miserable. Too bad I find it horribly boring, not even my hatred towards douchebags is that strong to do all that crazy math shit. :looney:

- I didn't think I would come to hate someone I come to respect and admire for 2 years only to get flushed down the drain because as immature as it sounds I didn't get invited to his 21st birthday party. Wtf am I diseased? Fuck you dead. Be glad I wasn't there to drink all the booze!

- - On a lighter note, The Protector kicked ass.

*Spoiler Alert*

I love it how Jackie Chain appears in the movie in the airport, they both get into a fighting position they just apologize to each other and go their seperate ways. :rofl: Also that flying double knee from a building to hit some chick that was hanging from a chopper was AWESOME. Now that's some grade-A quality Revenge/Hate. I would so do that to half of my "friends".

*End Spoilers*

- Pong vs Andy Roddick [or whatever the fuck his name is] commerical was pretty funny. I thought Pong was going to win but then he saw Pong's weakness, lightly tapped the ball foward, Pong couldn't go up and got a double fault. Sucks to be you Pong!

- Getting up 5am to run a mile is a bitch. But I rather do it then when I have the energy than doing it coming back from work. 2 hour drives coming back home, the only thing I wanna do is lay down.

Rico!

09-11-2006, 07:42 PM

Also that flying double knee from a building to hit some chick that was hanging from a chopper was AWESOME. Now that's some grade-A quality Revenge/Hate.

that was the most amazing part of the movie for me. Most people i show it to are like "wtf thats not special", but the guy just jumped off a fucking building just get at some bitch. Insane.

DropKick Murphy

09-11-2006, 07:47 PM

My grandma is looking at spanish soap operas. She doesnt speak spanish. Hell, she barely speaks english.

WasFemto

09-11-2006, 08:42 PM

Anyone know what's up with the VF5 scene? I read that the game is broken and the highlevel Japan players gave it the cold shoulder.. I've heard rumors from the beginning that VF5 wasn't gonna be up to par with the rest of the series but I just dismissed them as rumor.. this is pretty big since Tekken 6 isn't looking promising and Namco fucked up the Soul Calibur series with SC3.. seriously this entire genre looks like it's going in the shitter..

ehh...? I haven't been to VFDC in two weeks, but this is the first I heard about anything. I THINK the preliminaries for Otenami Haikenden are done (or still in progress?) and the finals are scheduled for November.

Shinto

09-11-2006, 08:57 PM

what happen to your old account Murph?

Mechanica

09-11-2006, 11:01 PM

Hah, DXM is weird. I'm sure all dissociatives are.

Muff Daddy

09-12-2006, 07:55 AM

you know how ninjas sometimes run with both their arms behind their back? is there an official term for that? or is it just, "the ninja run"? these are the type of questions that keep me up at night.

Raiko

09-12-2006, 09:30 AM

I think I'm enjoying Google Image Labeler (http://images.google.com/imagelabeler) a little to much....Or maybe not enough. :xeye:

Dan?

09-12-2006, 11:06 AM

you know how ninjas sometimes run with both their arms behind their back? is there an official term for that? or is it just, "the ninja run"? these are the type of questions that keep me up at night.

I believe the technical term is the "Shfu-shfu-shfu-shfu-shfu-shfu-shfu Run", referring to the sound it makes when they run through grass.

Adam Warlock

09-12-2006, 11:07 AM

One of these days I'll have to tell the story of the guy I work with who claims to be a ninja.

Muff Daddy

09-12-2006, 11:14 AM

I believe the technical term is the "Shfu-shfu-shfu-shfu-shfu-shfu-shfu Run", referring to the sound it makes when they run through grass.

Dan?, i'm serious here. i really need to know the answer to this because i'm writing a story where a guy runs like that.

One of these days I'll have to tell the story of the guy I work with who claims to be a ninja.

ask him what the official ninja term for running with your arms behind your back is!

Murdoc97: sup yo
mrtuffdaddy: man, whats the official ninja term for running with your arms behind your back?
Murdoc97: resisting arrest?
mrtuffdaddy: LMFAO!!!!

Adam Warlock

09-12-2006, 11:23 AM

Apparently the answer is shuriken to the face. I'm going to lie down now.

Dan?

09-12-2006, 11:45 AM

Apparently the answer is shuriken to the face. I'm going to lie down now.

If he was a real ninja, you'd have been decapitated and raped.

arcticninja

09-12-2006, 02:35 PM

every workplace has a jerkoff that claims to be a ninja. I know this because at my workplace, *I* am that jerkoff.

and it's not so much a run as it is a jog. A ninja jog, or "Ninjog" if you will.

Roxie

09-12-2006, 03:12 PM

why don't you all www.askaninja.com ?

Adam Warlock

09-12-2006, 03:25 PM

A ninja jog, or "Ninjog" if you will.

No sir, I will not.

If he was a real ninja, you'd have been decapitated and raped.

I dare say your post makes no sense. You seem to be attempting to express doubt regarding the ninja's authenticity, yet you use the past tense of "to be", "was" which implies uncertainty, rather than the subjunctive "were" which would indicate that you believed him to be otherwise.

Quite perplexing.

*puffs pipe and fades back into shadows*

Azrael

09-12-2006, 04:50 PM

Paris Hilton. Why the fuck is this bitch famous?

She's not even attractive. The only thing going for her is that she isn't fat. No tits or ass in particular, and her face is just ugly. It looks like her daddy used to come into her room and punch her in the face before bed for the first 15 years of her life.

And then she's stupid. Offensively so. Like, how can you be alive on this planet for more than 20 years and be that stupid. And then she's a spoiled bitch.

So how is she famous? Who the fuck is supporting her? It's like she's using daddy's money to pay the media and then the world to like her, and everybody's just said "ok". It's almost depressing. If I was her daddy I'd cry myself to sleep every night for having been responnsible for such a waste of human flesh. I'm never ever gonna stay in a Hilton hotel, cause I fear that even one of my dollars might be used towards Paris's next Prada bag.

If I ever had a "kill one person for free" card or something like that, you can bet your bottom dollar I'd use it for Paris Hilton.

Million

09-12-2006, 05:07 PM

A few years ago, the media had a sudden strong fascination with the young rich/spoiled "socialite" types...the young people who grew up with more money than most of us will ever see in life, and all they do is go out and party night after night after night. It's like how the uk/brit mags over there seem to be obsessive about what kind of juicy gossip is going on concerning the younger members of the royal family. Paris is like America's "royalty"....a billionaire heiress. I think human nature in general leads us to be fascinated by such people...because they represent such an ideal lifestyle. They REALLY don't have to do a damn thing forever in life, simply because they were born into a family with absurd amounts of money....and of course, money rules this world. It is the golden key of all our wildest fantasies and daydreams.

I certainly have no shame about my love of that green paper. Cash Rules Everything Around Me. I'd like to sculpt a woman out of money, or gold or platinum...and make sweet love to it. It would be the greatest orgasm ever.

Anyway, the asian girls apparently go crazy over Paris Hilton as well...since she apparently has a clothing line that really took off like crazy over there. There's also the "Ultimate Whiteness" factor at play, and we all know that asians just can't resist that. And yes, I'm one that will admit it...given the chance, I would ravage the shit out of Paris. She looks slutty in the "good way" to me. She looked fanfucktastic in that burger commercial last year. (and slightly more curvy than usual the Paris in that commercial is what I consider Prime Paris.) Nicky Hilton could get it too.

*Angie Stone still looks like a turkey with clothes on. I crack up laughing just by seeing her when I check out Celeb Fit Club. Seriously, I'm always thinking "turkey" or "Thanksgiving" when I see her.

Honest Monk

09-12-2006, 05:08 PM

I felt inspired.

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3348461&postcount=171

Azrael

09-12-2006, 05:32 PM

Anyway, the asian girls apparently go crazy over Paris Hilton as well...since she apparently has a clothing line that really took off like crazy over there. There's also the "Ultimate Whiteness" factor at play, and we all know that asians just can't resist that.
Yeah, that's what inspired the previous post. She was on TV here I think promoting The Simple Life on Satellite FOX. My gf was watching and said "Oh, I want to see that!" Fuck no I will not willingly let that bitch's face be willingly broadcast in any domecile of mine.

But yeah, you're spot-on as to why Japan (and other parts of Asia maybe?) like the hag. I'm getting tired of seeing her on magazine covers. The Japanese also love watching stupid people, so Paris is like the Holy Grail.

And yes...I would NOT hit it. I'm just filled with too much resentment and fury towards her. Not even fury where like you could let it out in a hot anger fuck, no. If I was ever in the position to have sex with Paris Hilton, I'd use the opportunity to hurricane kick her. I'd jump up and scream tatsu-maki-senpyuu-kyaku too.

Mechanica

09-12-2006, 05:48 PM

Then you'd charge teh denjin, rite?

If I had a kill-any-one-person-for-free card, I think I'd use it on Fred Phelps, but I believe that Paris Hilton would be on the list of honorable mentions. That is, if Fred Phelps entire gimmick isn't fake... I don't think he honestly is that retarded though, I think he does it for the [media/etc.] attention.

Dan?

09-12-2006, 08:11 PM

*puffs pipe and fades back into shadows*

Show yourself! Coward! You have escaped me this time, but I will have my Vengeance Count Draculock! I swear it on my chia-pet's grave!

Paris Hilton is famous because her dad has lots of money and she is a walking skeleton who has NVG sex.

Lantis

09-12-2006, 10:29 PM

Is it just me, or is the pizza delivery boy in the Domino's Pizza Fudges ads the middle kid from "The Nanny"? :confused:

I don't know why networks would even consider airing "The Simple Life" anyway...it just shows how stupid Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie can get. I mean, seriously, some things these bitches do are so OUTLANDISHLY stupid that you may seriously wish it WAS scripted. :annoy:

Wolfgang McFierce

09-12-2006, 10:38 PM

I think most guys wouldn't touch paris hilton, I know the majority of SRK does not like her, and neither do most guys in RL.

My sister got a bag with her face on it. I laughed at her for being such a monkey.

Stabby

09-12-2006, 11:04 PM

Az,

Do japanese girls really cry in bed?

Shinto

09-12-2006, 11:14 PM

Stab havent you seen japanese porn, they cry over 2 inches of vienna sausages.

Azrael

09-12-2006, 11:21 PM

Az,

Do japanese girls really cry in bed?
.......:rofl:

I've never personally seen tears or anything like that. Some of them do make crying noises though. One girl, I almost stopped and was tempted to ask "You okay? Do you want a tissue?" Another girl, I thought she was going to wake up all of Osaka.

And it's weird because they're notorious for being Starfish (the Osaka girl wasn't though...). So in essence, what you have are loud, noisy starfish.

Stabby

09-13-2006, 12:32 AM

Stab havent you seen japanese porn, they cry over 2 inches of vienna sausages.

Yes. Yes I have. I've never seen a guy with in them with more length than my index finger. And the girls just whine and whine and whine. Hence the question. I wanted to know if it was just a porn thing, or if they really actually seriously did that shit.

I've never personally seen tears or anything like that. Some of them do make crying noises though. One girl, I almost stopped and was tempted to ask "You okay? Do you want a tissue?"

I can tell I'm a dork because I'm furious with you for blowing that opportunity.

raisingstorm

09-13-2006, 06:51 AM

AdverseSolutions

09-13-2006, 07:46 AM

Shinto

09-13-2006, 11:01 AM

Wolfgang McFierce

09-13-2006, 12:38 PM

Wow, it sounds like a goth kid shot up that campus in quebec. What a surprise.

FistsofFury

09-13-2006, 12:45 PM

my drummer is fat. nigga is so fat, he needs to take a three minute break to get his heartrate down and let his rolls air out after every three minute song we play. Goddamn, what a fatty. should i can him, he's never going to be able to play a high energy show. this sucks.

Just make his fatness a gimmick. You guys can jump around and do acrobatics and he can just sit and be fat, and barely move.

It would be a cool contrast. Like put him in the center of the band 'battle formation'.

Roxie

09-13-2006, 02:50 PM

Wow, it sounds like a goth kid shot up that campus in quebec. What a surprise.
there are guns in quebec?

Dan?

09-13-2006, 03:19 PM

there are guns in quebec?

Sort of...

Canadian Bacon = Ham
Canadian Guns = Ripe Bananas

Wolfgang McFierce

09-13-2006, 04:16 PM

Sorry, it was montreal.

Demon Dash

09-13-2006, 05:00 PM

Wow, back already...

Lantis

09-13-2006, 06:44 PM

I was watching ESPN's "Around The Horn" today, and when discussion came regarding the Kansas City Royals brawl yesterday, the host Tony Reali said it was like a "Don Flamenco-Soda Popinski moment".

I marked out for sure. Never thought ESPN would be the place to catch a shady Punch Out reference. :clap:

09-13-2006, 09:17 PM

Azrael

09-14-2006, 11:49 AM

az, who is worse at sex in your opinion: japanese men or japanese women?

while all common sense points to the men (just look at the ghastly pornography they produce), recent experience has soured me on the ladies. "could you do more than just...lay there?"
Oh, this is a tough one.

Now, I've never had sex with a Japanese man (nor will I ever...) so I can't speak from experience. Most of what I've heard though seems to point to them being "pound it out then roll over and sleep" guys. So that's strike one. Then you have to factor in the weird preferences/fetishes, and it's just not pretty.

Then you have the girls. Maguro's suck ass, that is true. But, I kind of think that happens because that's what Japanese men expect. Plus, you can train them out of it if you have the patience. It takes awhile, but it is possible.

So I'm gonna go with the guys on this one.

although...the woman i was making love to was made of hundred dollar bills.
Oh, you know you're gonna have to explain this one.

mr. newbie

09-14-2006, 04:34 PM

ShinAkumax

09-14-2006, 05:23 PM

About Paris Hilton: she is why people hate America. The world at large isn't any smarter than the U.S., and a lot of it is borderline-retarded. So when the only Americans they see are the ones we export through media (and we love shows with stupid/vain people over here), I think they take that shit a little too serious.

Yes... it has nothing to do with the United States foreign policies. It's Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton is doing the exact thing I would be doing if I had that type of money, whatever I wanted.

You people care too much about Paris Hilton. Congrats, you are giving her exactly what she wanted, attention. So I ask you, who is the truly dumb?

" I hate Paris Hilton! " - Get real.

Stabby

09-14-2006, 07:13 PM

Sudden Oak Death (Phytophthora ramorum) is a water mould infection which afflicts some oak species and some other trees and shrubs, causing them to die rapidly. It also causes a non-fatal leaf disease in many other plants such as rhododendrons and California Bay Laurel. There is no known cure but new studies show that periodic wildfires help protect against the mould.

Things like this make me glad I'm not a tree.

I've been thinking a lot about death and dying lately.

arcticninja

09-14-2006, 07:39 PM

so I played poker for the first time in like 3 years and managed to take 3rd, knocking out 2 players in the process. I think I'm going to start playing more.

Digitalbooty

09-14-2006, 07:57 PM

Never take leftover grilled cheese to work if you have to refigerate it for 3 hrs. Cold grilled cheese sucks real bad.

9999

09-14-2006, 09:40 PM

Why the hell cant I sell my college books on half.com? Fuckers are prejudice against Canadians or something...

Wellman

09-14-2006, 10:07 PM

I just had my first official day on the job...

...I don't hate it, but the fucker is alot more stressful and exhausting than I thought it would be.

Million

09-14-2006, 10:25 PM

Streaming video is such a goddamn stupid concept. I'd always rather have the file itself so I can watch it whenever. If I have to depend on a website to watch it...there's no assurance it will always be there. I may still want to watch the vid of the guy yelling at his cats again 2 years from now(heh, or the one with the kid on some online shooter, caught yelling about chocolate milk...oh, quality entertainment there), but if all I had to view it was a url/link...what if it's gone? See? Fuck that. The video quality on streaming vids always seems to suck too.

*more cheap livin' -- I had nothing in the fridge a few days ago, and I didn't want to make a withdrawal just yet...so my dinner that night was a few handfulls of shredded cheese. The next morning, a few tater tots were my breakfast....microwaved of course, as I don't currently have cooking oil. I've also been using paper towels recently as my "plate"....resulting in not having to wash a real plate, thus the dish detergent lasts longer.

Rico!

09-14-2006, 10:32 PM

My bruce lee dvd set came in today. Now I can relive my childhood days of watching corny kung fu dubs with incredible ass kicking.

Ne0phyte

09-14-2006, 11:59 PM

*more cheap livin' -- I had nothing in the fridge a few days ago, and I didn't want to make a withdrawal just yet...so my dinner that night was a few handfulls of shredded cheese. The next morning, a few tater tots were my breakfast....microwaved of course, as I don't currently have cooking oil. I've also been using paper towels recently as my "plate"....resulting in not having to wash a real plate, thus the dish detergent lasts longer.
Yeah, I do that too, but then you have to buy more paper towels =/

I've been using the same plastic bowl and spoon for my cereal for almost two weeks now. I've even resorted to giving people straws to drink out of bottles so I don't have to wash cups.

TheSix

09-15-2006, 12:31 AM

FUCK YOU WASHINGTON MUTUAL! I had $19.82 in the bank....they only let you take out $20. Im broke as fuck and don't get paid until next Thrusday. So I take 20...now im -$38.83. FUCK YOU!

Yeah yeah overdraft protection....niggas is broke these days. Got PS3 coming out and shit. Oh well.

Stabby

09-15-2006, 10:43 AM

Million,

Just buy one plate, one cup, one bowl and utensils. Unless you let stuff sit and crust, then you won't even need the detergent. The only thing I use that for is cleaning my rice cooker.

Paper towels is actually more expensive, I'd think.

Also-- Wild Thornberrys is on Nick right now.

I really miss Angry Beavers. :(

Million

09-15-2006, 11:56 AM

Well, the roll of paper towel I currently have was free. Mom bought it when she was here a few weeks ago....so no charge for me there. Yep, I have 2 plates, and if it's only something like a sandwich or even waffles....I just brush off the food particles, and perhaps rinse with water to avoid actually using detergent. Detergent is for when I have something like spaghetti or fettuchini alfredo(italians are the kings of the world when it comes to food, imo. Nothing competes with those foods. I could eat lasagna, calzones, pizza, fettuchini, garlic bread on the side, marinara sauce+mozzerella sticks, etc. all day for life. My taste buds orgasm just from walking into a place like Olive Garden...or when I see a thick pizza on a commercial...italian food owns me like a slave.)

Fir

09-15-2006, 01:12 PM

The SRK arcade is back? My score in snake is gone - the hell....!!!??!!

Time for me to go and get that shit back!

Roxie

09-15-2006, 01:52 PM

Overheard on Oprah

Dr: You know where I keep my raw nuts?

XZalla

09-15-2006, 02:30 PM

My stomache is gurgling, and I need to take a wet shit... ;/

Digitalbooty

09-15-2006, 03:09 PM

I just found a Tekken stick with T5 BRAND NEW for 30 bucks!!! I also bought the DOA4 stick. I'm wasting too much money...

9999

09-15-2006, 04:36 PM

Roxie

09-15-2006, 05:50 PM

Lucky for me I'm with the IBM Souteast Employees Federal Credit Union. We can withdraw money from an IBM machine $1 at a time.

It's awesome.

monbaby

09-15-2006, 06:12 PM

Man not posting on srk for five days kinda stole a piece of my soul...

Worst part is i have to go throu a bunch of threads to get caught up on all the stuff i missed...

Anyways i officially work every damn day now...

Monday through saturday at the theater...

Tuesday through Sunday delivering Papers...

At least i'm able to stack paper because i wont be able to enjoy the cheese i earn...

Ne0phyte

09-15-2006, 08:16 PM

So last night my roommate comes home drunk as hell around 2:30 am with her male friend; he's really freaking drunk so he lays on her bed and is passed out snoring within minutes. My roommate and I stay up doing whatever and eventually go to bed around four.

Within like five minutes of being in bed, I start hearing her make these really weird noises with her mouth. I'm like "wtf is she doing?" I ignore it and then eventually I just say out loud "What are you doing?" and she doesn't answer. It took me about ten minutes later and lots of rustling bedsheets to realize that she and the guy were kissing!

So they're kissing for a long time, and I can't sleep because of it, so I decide to listen. I don't look or anything cause I don't want them to hear me move around and then decide to put off what they were (assumedly) planning on doing: sex.

So anyway they keep making out for long periods of time, which was boring, so I was waiting for three distinct sounds: A zipper being pulled down (cause she had went to bed in her jeans), a condom wrapper opening, and obviously moans and sighs.

It took a while to hear any of this. I heard random indecipherable whispers, but at one point I heard her clearly say "Should I?" And he said "If you want to," which clearly to me meant she was going to suck his penis. At this point I decide that I'll regret not watching, so I try to look. I wear glasses and it was dark, so all I could see without being too obvious was his back on top of her. At one point I think I heard him going down on her, then FINALLY I was about to hear the other sound. She got up and walked over to her dresser, where I know she had a condom in one of her little pouches, and then she got back into the bed.

Anyway, I never heard the wrapper open and I heard no moans of any kind. This whole thing lasted around 45 minutes. 45 wasted minutes. And when I saw her this morning she showed absolutely no sign of having had sex. Girls often tell other girls about that shit, especially when it's done in the same room as them. But she did mention having a really bad taste in her mouth =p

I don't really know why I told that story... I guess cause I've never had anything like that happen a few feet away from me. I've had sex with a boyfriend while his roommate was asleep... but if he were awake he would have definitely known. If they did have sex, that was some really lame sex.

</random story>

I'm still in love with my ex but I could possibly maybe if I try have a new prospect. What should I do?!!? I feel like no matter how close or how deeply in love I could fall into with someone else, that every time I saw my ex I'd still want him. It's easy to make these kind of decisions on paper, but in real life things aren't just that clear cut. I'm pretty sure I could go months without seeing my ex and upon seeing him once have all those feelings be reignited. k done.

DropKick Murphy

09-15-2006, 08:22 PM

Cups of soup rule.

monbaby

09-15-2006, 08:29 PM

Ne0...

I suggest that you listen to "Now that it's all over by willie hutch..."

Stay away from alcohol and cigs though because you gonna want to use drugs if you gonna listen to that song...

"Our Life used to be...

So wonderful...

But you look at me...

Nooooow...

Digitalbooty

09-15-2006, 09:23 PM

Damn, 12:21am and I'm sitting at work looking at srk. My life is awesome.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

09-15-2006, 10:37 PM

Revenge is glorious.

P.S. - My sister's dead beat husband is by far one of the most pathetic (and ugly) human beings I have ever had the displeasure of meeting in a long time.

kindaichi

09-15-2006, 10:50 PM

Batman...Batman....

I love Christian Bale and Michael Keaton

Wolfgang McFierce

09-15-2006, 10:52 PM

what happend to inverse? what happend to your rep? who are you?

I'm Inverse. My account got messed up some how. My rep.....is gone!

Stabby

09-15-2006, 11:22 PM

Story, Saga.

Story story story!

Million

09-16-2006, 05:48 AM

ne0's story reminds me...that one(of many) time it was late, and my roommate was about to fuck some broad...and they thought I was sleep. I already had my contacts in specifically for this reason.(oh snap! PREP-TIME Batman tactics!) Things were sounding quite interesting over on his side of the room...so I turned over, still pretending I was sleep...then, opening my eyes just enough...a squint... to where they still appear closed from a distance, but I can see.....the Chinaman tactic, if you will.

Unfortunately, my turn-over move was too much for them to continue risking it...so they stopped.

*it sucks that I slept through all of last night, due to sleep deprivation/exhaustion from the past week. All this week, I've been up way past my usual "bedtime"....because of xbox360 + Saint's Row + Geometry Wars. I keep telling myself "..just one more mission...one more game..", and ...I just can't break away. I've been at work, operating on about 3 or 4 hours of sleep nearly every day since I got this system. Anyway, I missed all of Friday night...a precious part of my weekend gone, instantly.

*my college roommate rented GI Joe the Movie from Tower Video many, many years ago, and has never returned it. They never even contacted him about this. He STILL has it.

Azrael

09-16-2006, 06:11 AM

I don't really know why I told that story... I guess cause I've never had anything like that happen a few feet away from me. I've had sex with a boyfriend while his roommate was asleep... but if he were awake he would have definitely known.
This kinda thing happens more often than not.

My first roommate in college used to have sex with his girlfriend at night...with me still in the room! We'd turn out the lights for bed, and after a few minutes I'd hear them fooling around. I tried to make rustling noises, turn over a few times to alert them that I was still awake but they never seemed to notice.

I had to start resorting to putting on my headphones and listening to music so I could drown out the sex and sleep peacefully. This involved me having to actually get out of bed and take my CD player out of the dresser, then get back in bed and put them on. ...They never broke stride.

I used to wonder how people could have sex while being watched...but now I realize you kind of go into a mode where you just don't care.

Last night, I was with my girlfriend and we were sitting by the river. In the summer, this is a popular place for young people to hang out. As it's starting to get colder, there weren't as many people...but still quite a few. We found a place that was relatively dark and not as populated. She, for whatever reason, became extremely horny. She started to give me a BJ right there! There was that logical part of my brain that was like "Whoa! Right here in public! This is bad!" But then the other part of my brain screamed "Dude, this is a BJ in public!" and kicked Logic's ass soundly.

I stopped her whenever people passed directly behind us...but still. There were also some shops/restaurants behind us...I'm fairly sure we weren't in the line of sight of any of the open restaurants, but there was one where the owner kept walking out onto the balcony, and he would have had an eyeful if he had a look over our way.

After she finished, she pulled up her shirt (she wasn't wearing a bra) and was like "you need to suck on my tits now". I kept trying to poke my head up to check to see if anyone was passing by, but she'd keep shoving me down. I asked if she wasn't concerned, and she basically said "I don't care. It's dark - they don't know who we are."

I honestly didn't know she had that kind of thing in her.

monbaby

09-16-2006, 06:54 AM

*snip*

This is why i love srk...

I wish i had interesting stories to tell...:sad:

maxx

09-16-2006, 07:07 AM

I just found a Tekken stick with T5 BRAND NEW for 30 bucks!!! I also bought the DOA4 stick. I'm wasting too much money...

i have a sick sick addiction to my psp and tekken 5 dark resurrection.

Million

09-16-2006, 07:27 AM

ah, happy birfday to my ol' Sclub7 sweetie, Tina Barrett. She's 30 today.
http://www.mediagab.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=787&sid=d2134dfe093ab654999a1a4db8af1e03 Tina...you...complete me. :sweat:

Stabby

09-16-2006, 09:35 AM

So hentai really does tell it is like it is.

Get her to dress in a maids costume next.

Shinto

09-16-2006, 12:08 PM

Blow Jobs and sucking tits.

God that must have been a rush bro.

Digitalbooty

09-16-2006, 12:48 PM

People on this forum negitive rep people for no valid reason. I guess it doesn't matter though...

FistsofFury

09-16-2006, 01:01 PM

The worse I've heard is a guy in the apartment next to me having sex. Only the girl was making noise, and there wasn't any banging. Maybe he was doing some oral?

At some point in my life I do want to witness a sex act but have the participants not know I'm there.

gouki10

09-16-2006, 01:05 PM

^ so then you wanna watch a porn vid basicly

Taito

09-16-2006, 01:12 PM

Isn't it weird how science-fiction-y everything's getting? First there was that cloning animals thing, now there's full-functioning bionic limbs? If Hoverboards aren't invented by 2015 I'll be pissed.
ehh...? I haven't been to VFDC in two weeks, but this is the first I heard about anything. I THINK the preliminaries for Otenami Haikenden are done (or still in progress?) and the finals are scheduled for November.
Like I said I heard lots of unconfirmed rumors that this VF might have more problems than other installments, but this post from Shou that I read is what raised my eyebrow.

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/showpost.php?p=1063701381&postcount=32
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/showpost.php?p=1063702323&postcount=41

He might be talking outta his ass but you should know who he is and what kind of credibility he has.

Airthrow

09-16-2006, 05:40 PM

What's a starfish...?

Murt!

09-16-2006, 06:30 PM

What's a starfish...?

It was a seastar before some nerds decided that starfish wasn't politically correct seeing as they aren't fish.

Airthrow

09-16-2006, 06:36 PM

No seriously in the context of fucking a Japanese woman what does starfish mean?

(I've never heard the term seastar before, it's always starfish to me.)

09-17-2006, 01:13 AM

I would assume starfish would refer to laying down on one's back, spread-eagle, and just lying there and not doing anything.

Seen 2 public BJs. One of which a chick was in a car with like, 3 dudes...I think she...how should I say...might have been one of those kinds of girls who got passed around the group, from time to time. If you get my subtle meaning. Not classy.

Az- that story is funny, because for whatever reason I'm thinking of an alternate version of what was going on from a Japanese bystander perspective. Like his version would be "I saw some black gaijin raping some woman in the park, but I was too scared to do a anything." And hahaha, "nobody knows who we are," I think maybe you stick out a bit...you mentioned when you first came to the town you lived in everything you did got around REALLY quickly, so I'd guess this happened elsewhere.

Murt!

09-17-2006, 02:39 AM

Lmao at this gay rapper I was listening to by chance. Apparently he "sucked six dicks in a row" and was "Stacking dicks like bricks".

0746

09-17-2006, 02:44 AM

lol.............

09-17-2006, 04:35 AM

That sounds like potential greatness. Kick down some links if you ever remember his name.

stacking dicks like bricks...

Adam Warlock

09-17-2006, 04:46 AM

"I saw some black gaijin raping some woman in the park, but I was too scared to do a anything."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Million

09-17-2006, 06:39 AM

heh, that would be amusing. An openly gay rapper could not possibly be truly successful..especially not if he rapped about his sex life.

One of the funniest rap songs I ever heard: "Eat my Pussyhole", by Miss T. Look it up. It's hilarious to hear a woman rapping/singing about that. heh..examples:
"I'm a bitch with a swang...lookin for a nigga wit a big ol' thang, if he can hang...want a nigga with 32 gold...but gold aint shit til ya put it in my, hole.."

it would be nice if srk wasn't down so much. This seems to have become a daily thing now.

Azrael

09-17-2006, 07:44 AM

Starfish is indeed a term for a woman who just lays there on her back and doesn't do anything. Also called a cold fish, and the Japanese word for it is "maguro", which means "tuna". ...Japanese men tend to like their women all cold fishy though, which is why a great many of them are.

I just remembered an incident from my early college days. It was back when I was going to school in Sacramento. Me and some friends were driving around late at night, a food run I think. As such, there weren't many cars out on the road. We were alone at an intersection when another car, an SUV pulled up next to us. In the backseat, we could see this dude chilling out. We also saw a girl who, at first, we thought had fell asleep in his lap. We eventually realized she wasn't asleep because -

1. Most people don't sleep face-down in a guy's lap.
2. Most people don't bob their heads up and down while sleeping.

It hit us that this guy was getting a BJ right then and there. Since the windows to both vehicles were down, one of my friends (female) calls out to him, "Hey, is she doing what I think she's doing?" Dude just looked at us, gave a million dollar smile, and shrugged. We, young college students that we were, did the first thing that came to mind - we started cheering him on. The light changed and the SUV sped off.

But dude must have felt like a champion. Chilling in the back seat, windows down, wind whipping through your hair, getting a BJ while a bunch of people in the next car cheer you on. That's like a Wheaties moment right there.

Public sex is a rush. I've gotten my groove on in quite a few places myself. To date, my proudest achievement is on a crowded commuter train. Yes, a CROWDED commuter train, all the seats full and people standing in the aisles. It was in winter. My ex-gf (the bitch) had been wearing a skirt, but her legs were cold so we took off our jackets and used them as a blanket. We also had shopping bags which we had sitting on top of our laps. The seats were of the two-seater style, so it was just us two in this particular seat. Although as I said, it was a crowded train so pretty much every seat was full and then people standing in the aisles.

I was rubbing her legs underneath the jacket-blanket we'd made. I started to send my fingers up higher and higher, until I'd reached the promised land. All of this was turning her on, so I went ahead and slipped a finger in. That only made her hornier, and I was pretty excited about doing this kind of thing on a crowded train. So we decided to go for the whole thing.

I don't remember the logistics very well, and even if I did I doubt I could properly describe them. I shifted to sit more towards the center of the seats. She sat on top of me, with her legs going across. She leaned back to make it look like we were still occupying two separate seats. I used my hands to lift the coats and shopping bags up a bit to cover our movements. And...we had sex on the train. No hard movements or anything like that, but it was still sex.

As for getting found out, I wasn't worried about suspicious movements so much as I was worried about...the smell. I was sure someone was gonna start sniffing and then looking our way and figure us out. In particular, there was this old lady like right next to us who kept giving us funny looks.

TS - I used to live in a small town south of Kyoto Prefecture, really rural. Since I was one of only a handful of foreigners (and one that REALLY sticks out at that), it was impossible for me to so much as breathe without everyone else knowing about it. But now I live in Kyoto city, so now I have much more anonymity. ...I still get stared at hardcore, but at least I don't get recognized.

arcticninja

09-17-2006, 10:27 AM

L.one H.iryu S.aga

09-17-2006, 11:06 AM

What is it about Morgan Webb that's actually attractive?

Seriously. She is the most average looking broad I've ever seen on television.

Airthrow

09-17-2006, 12:51 PM

Actually that is true...there was this show Densha Otoko (train man) about this true story of some nerdy otaku guy who got a beautiful girlfriend by defending her when some old drunk was hassling her on the train.

Anyways this one show wanted to see how likely it was for a nerdy dude to save a girl getting hassled by a drunk...so they set up in Shibuya nerd district a male actor acting drunk hassling some beautiful girl, grabbing her cell phone and yelling at her and asking her for dates and stuff. It was in an alley so they filmed nerdy dudes come one at a time down the alley, unknowing that it was an act.

The look on some of these Japanese dude's faces was PRICELESS. A lot of them started to interrupt but then got scared, then started to help AGAIN but got scared like 4 times... it was like "I know it's not right but it'd be rude to tell someone to leave the girl alone, I'm conflicted and also scared!!"

Funnily enough, one of the nerds was BUFF AS FUCK, like seriously you could tell he lifted weights, and when he saw the old drunk hassling the little girl, dude turned and BROKE OUT like "I don't want a piece of that!" :rofl:

GreyFoxx

09-17-2006, 01:55 PM

Damn blasted cold is whipping me good like it roll-canceled itself past my immune system and supered my ass with its raging runny nose super...

Murt!

09-17-2006, 02:09 PM

TS - I used to live in a small town south of Kyoto Prefecture, really rural. Since I was one of only a handful of foreigners (and one that REALLY sticks out at that), it was impossible for me to so much as breathe without everyone else knowing about it. But now I live in Kyoto city, so now I have much more anonymity. ...I still get stared at hardcore, but at least I don't get recognized.

I hatehatehate HATE getting stared at. How bad is it though? I want to visit Japan but I don't want to be stared at all day for being tall and black.

Ne0phyte

09-17-2006, 03:12 PM

One of the funniest rap songs I ever heard: "Eat my Pussyhole", by Miss T. Look it up. It's hilarious to hear a woman rapping/singing about that. heh..examples:
"I'm a bitch with a swang...lookin for a nigga wit a big ol' thang, if he can hang...want a nigga with 32 gold...but gold aint shit til ya put it in my, hole.."

(A long time ago)
ishothesherifs wants to send file \ms.tee-07-eat_my_pussy_hole-ragemp3.mp3.
Me: I am not accepting that.
ishothesherifs: you shouldnt.

Taito

09-17-2006, 03:35 PM

Mechanica

09-17-2006, 05:25 PM

I'm glad that I'm already used to being stared at, because I still wanna go to Japan.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

09-17-2006, 05:25 PM

I can't get Lil Wayne's 'Stuntin Like My Daddy' song outta my head.. I heard it *once* on some mixtape, months ago.. I'm not saying I like or hate it, but there's just some songs you can't un-hear I guess.

Truth.

Ciera's new single has had a similiar affect on me and I never cared much for her until now. I just can't get it out of my head. I wish there was a version without Chamillionare thoroughly screwing it up.

I'm glad that I'm already used to being stared at, because I still wanna go to Japan.

More power to you. I just know it would personally drive me crazy.

Azrael

09-17-2006, 05:39 PM

I hatehatehate HATE getting stared at. How bad is it though? I want to visit Japan but I don't want to be stared at all day for being tall and black.
You're tall AND black? Whoh ho ho, you WILL get stared at.

If you only go to Tokyo, it might not be that bad (if present at all). Cause Tokyo is, well, Tokyo.

Anywhere else though, and you will get the staring. If you're really lucky, you may get some of the other awesome stuff, like having babies stop crying when they see you. Or, knowing that people around you are talking about you (you may not understand Japanese...but you can tell). Or, to have a little girl freak out at the very sight of you and go hide behind her mother, who will ignore that anything is happening at all.

Million

09-17-2006, 05:47 PM

ah, now I am reminded of Ciara. My penis would tear her ass into the next dimension, dub-DBZ style.

that broad from Star Trek The Next Generation...dark hair...Marina Sirtis...would get SO hit. Her ass is subpar, but I simply don't care. Yeah, I'm only just recently noticing her, as I've never been a Star Trek fan. I finally got to watching the original shows semi-regularly, where Uhura was the sexpot centerpiece there. TNG, however...I only occasionally check it out JUST to see that hot piece of ass, Ms. Sirtis. Did any character on the show hit that at some point? I need to do some quick internet research on this one...I cannot resist the dark-haired ladies.

I think it would be funny to be able to hear the thoughts of various animals. I can't help but wonder what's going on in that mind, when I look at a dog, or cat, or more *exotic* things like leopards, pythons, etc. If we could understand it...would it just be things like "Hungry." or "eh, shit time.", or "gotta run..don't know why or where I'm going, but I have to run now."? Or...would it be something surprisingly complex, such as "Heh, those filthy humans don't even know...our day will be here soon...so very soon. You will bow and call US master, sapien swine! if only they knew what was coming.." Or ...something further along, like The Architect: "I prefer to count from the point in which the anomaly manifested itself, in which case this is the 6th version. However, another instance of me is elsewhere discussing matters with the plegmic councile in the 4th quadrant of the Moorish Galaxy. Significant strides will be made towards the goal of ultimate balance and equivalent exchange, though it may interfere with the complexities of certain nebulous and...questionable affairs like the Zion incident.." Really, that would be awesome, whatever it is going on in their heads...

Roxie

09-17-2006, 06:05 PM

http://blog.myspace.com/randomaccess

and

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

arcticninja

09-17-2006, 08:17 PM

that broad from Star Trek The Next Generation...dark hair...Marina Sirtis...would get SO hit. Her ass is subpar, but I simply don't care. Yeah, I'm only just recently noticing her, as I've never been a Star Trek fan. I finally got to watching the original shows semi-regularly, where Uhura was the sexpot centerpiece there. TNG, however...I only occasionally check it out JUST to see that hot piece of ass, Ms. Sirtis. Did any character on the show hit that at some point? I need to do some quick internet research on this one...I cannot resist the dark-haired ladies.

Worf hit it in the last season. and Riker in one of the movies.

GreyFoxx

09-17-2006, 09:04 PM

LOL @ animal thoughts and also animal crackers because zoo's only have 4 animals maybe 5 tops.

Shinto

09-17-2006, 09:09 PM

You're tall AND black? Whoh ho ho, you WILL get stared at.

If you only go to Tokyo, it might not be that bad (if present at all). Cause Tokyo is, well, Tokyo.

Anywhere else though, and you will get the staring. If you're really lucky, you may get some of the other awesome stuff, like having babies stop crying when they see you. Or, knowing that people around you are talking about you (you may not understand Japanese...but you can tell). Or, to have a little girl freak out at the very sight of you and go hide behind her mother, who will ignore that anything is happening at all.

God. Im short and black would that negate it because Im not tall:confused:
Damn and I really want to move down there once I get money.
Az when did you move down there?

Manx

09-17-2006, 09:26 PM

so I just watched half of the first season of 24. It was a *bit* of a letdown, considering how much hype it gets on here and other places, but still pretty enjoyable.

Only Jack Bauer can threaten someone with a wet towel.

I've been watching it too and I agree. from what I hear, the second season is when the beasting really begins.

TheSix

09-17-2006, 09:43 PM

Im going to move "having a wierd sexually driven experience" up on my priority list so I'll have something to talk about....

:xeye:

Mechanica

09-17-2006, 10:00 PM

More power to you. I just know it would personally drive me crazy.

I used to dye my hair vibrant colors, now I have a mohawk, and my part time job is waving a sign on a street corner... after a while you just get used to it. :lol: It used to really bug me, but life is so much easier when you just don't care about stupid stuff like that. I used to feel uncomfortable when people rudely stared, and now I just do stuff to catch their attention and let them know I know they're staring at me. It's actually pretty amusing. >_>

Anyway, speaking of that job, I feel like saying something: When you see those people standing outside holding/waving signs, in case you care, if you smile or wave or do something, it makes their job a little bit easier. I have more fun when people don't pretend like they didn't see me. I get some weird ass looks doing this job, but it really makes things more fun when people interact in some kind of way. Some people hold up food and taunt me, which makes me laugh. Some people throw stuff at/toward me which also makes me laugh. More people smile or wave, but even more will look at me for a second and then look away like they didn't see me... or like I didn't see them see me. I'm not saying everyone should, but I just thought I'd let you know that you can do something small like that and make someone's job a bit easier... It gets fucking boring after about 3 hours of standing out there, I tell you what. Music or not. Hell, to be honest, I'd hate this job if I didn't get paid $15/hr. Isn't that some sweet cash? Too bad it's just a part-time weekend job.

maxx

09-17-2006, 11:26 PM

hooly shit moment for maxx holly shit.

OK OK...

soo as many of you know i practice martial arts..9 years going strong. Recently i was contacted through my myspace by a uk singer who saw my avatar of me doing a b-twist
http://myspace-271.vo.llnwd.net/00395/17/20/395380271_l.gif

and she wants me to come down to the uk possibly in nov.dec...details are sketchy at the moment..and will probably be more finalized once the time comes closer...but to even have someone come out like that is soo insanly cool. im not the best at what i do, and never claimed to be..but its nice to be recognized for your own personal skill.

BornAgainCommunist

09-18-2006, 03:55 AM

Roxie

09-18-2006, 05:30 AM

I'd like to go to Japan, but I have feeling I'd get lots of strange hands touching my hair.

maxx

09-18-2006, 05:42 AM

Dude....its the U.K.

What if you have to wear glitter?

i'll a fucking skirt if i have to...do u understand how crazy this is..i could be in a music video! dude..im on cloud fuckin 9.

Roxie

09-18-2006, 05:48 AM

mini or full length?

maxx

09-18-2006, 05:53 AM

mini or full length?

i dunno what you mean if your thinking normal sized music video vs thriller epic music video.

i'm thinking normal sized 2-3 or 3-5 min music video...nothing insanly big. I'm going to talk to my martial arts teacher before i sign anything or do anything. He's done tv work out in the uk for years and used to do demos and stuff for people like adidas. Him and his ex(who im still friends wit) were gonna move to the uk, but they broke up. She's still in the uk and is doing tv and movies..i'll probably talk to her too and see if she's heard of this singer.

i know nothing of uk artists..i'd like to at least find out this chick is at least semi famous...cuz if its just some underground singer fuck that shit. she'll probably expect me to pay full fuckin fair to get to the uk.