The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Muff Daddy]

hollywood is the devil.

remember kate bosworth from Blue Crush?
http://www.thewallpapers.org/movies/blue_crush/blue_crush_002.jpg

and how cute she used to be?
http://fancydesire.blogg.se/images/kate_bosworth_hq_yellow_1137696076.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/14/kate_bosworth_nipple_slip_08.jpg
yeah, not so much anymore. hollywood is eating these young starlets alive =[

[Shinto]

^I really hate that in a woman, The chest cage showing yuck.Rib cage yuck.

[arcticninja]

hollywood is the devil.

remember kate bosworth from Blue Crush?
http://www.thewallpapers.org/movies/blue_crush/blue_crush_002.jpg

and how cute she used to be?
http://fancydesire.blogg.se/images/kate_bosworth_hq_yellow_1137696076.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/14/kate_bosworth_nipple_slip_08.jpg
yeah, not so much anymore. hollywood is eating these young starlets alive =[



ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

[Ne0phyte]

I can't get Lil Wayne's 'Stuntin Like My Daddy' song outta my head.. I heard it *once* on some mixtape, months ago.. I'm not saying I like or hate it, but there's just some songs you can't un-hear I guess.
I hate that song.

OMG LOL1!! The video is on right now! Hilarious.

[Azrael]

I saw Superman Returns this weekend. I thought it was good, really good. Kinda surprised actually. Girlfriend came with me, and even though she had no interest in it from the beginning, she ended up really liking it as well.

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So far this morning has been kinda shit.

I'm usually able to sit for the bulk of my morning commute. I can't sit down right when I get on the train, but I can pick out a nice spot in between the benches and take a seat as someone vacates. The most people will get up at the second stop, but at that stop a flood of people board the train, so from there it becomes impossible.

Today, I was standing in the middle of two benches. There were two dudes to my right and no one to my left so I figured I had at least half that bench space covered. Suddenly, one of the guys to my right crosses over and comes to my left. I realized why - the guy sitting on the corner had been reading a book, but had closed it - a good sign he would be getting up soon. This bastard crossed over into MY airspace to camp him out! Allright, fine. I moved more towards the center, figuring I was still covering a decent amount of real estate.

The guy I happened to be standing in front of was reading a newspaper, but as we neared the second stop he closed it. That was a sure-fire sign of seat-vacancy. However, before I could do anything the guy from before crossed in front of me YET AGAIN and took the seat the moment the guy in front of me stood. I was pissed. I seriously wanted to busta wolf him right through the window.

Then, since I didn't eat breakfast, I bought a donut and some cheese pastry at a bakery before getting on the bus. However, arriving at work I found that I'd left it on the bus. :mad: Money aside (it was $3) I'm hungry and really wanted to eat that.

Here's hoping my day picks up.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I hate that song.

OMG LOL1!! The video is on right now! Hilarious.

...

Hater.

[TheSix]

I was getting on the bus a few minutes ago. Lots of people at the stop. Im standing on the side not really paying attention to anything or anyone because I have my headphones on at full blast. The bus pulls up and everyone crowds around because they all want a window seat. I see this guys lips move in my direction, I take my headphones off and say "what was that?". He says "the line is back there". Now, the bus has stopped...everyone is crowed around looking like that are about to rushdown as soon as the door opens. This guy has people all around him, but yet he chooses to tell ME that the line is back there. I reply with "Oh it is? That's nice". I walk ahead of him as the door opens and get a good seat.

I love being a jackass on occasion.

[maxx]

hollywood is the devil.

remember kate bosworth from Blue Crush?
http://www.thewallpapers.org/movies/blue_crush/blue_crush_002.jpg

and how cute she used to be?
http://fancydesire.blogg.se/images/kate_bosworth_hq_yellow_1137696076.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/14/kate_bosworth_nipple_slip_08.jpg
yeah, not so much anymore. hollywood is eating these young starlets alive =[

uk hollywood doesnt equal america hollywood.

[Azrael]

And, there is this girl at work who used to catch my eye. She doesn't have any TnA to speak of (of course, she's Japanese...) but she's tall and shapely, which is cool. But, she used to wear these thick rimmed glasses, pull her hair back into a ponytail, and wear a shirt with some slacks. It was the ultimate fusion of the nerdy/dorky look and the business professional woman. Nerdy professional. I liked it a lot. I would have rushed her shit down with the quickness.

Today she came into work...she'd cut and styled her hair, and had ditched the glasses for contacts. Now it just wrong. Now it's like she's just every other girl, every other cut and paste from the latest fashion magazine, and her looks aren't strong enough to make it work. I saw her this morning and I didn't even realize it was her.

When will women learn that the nerdy/dorky look is HOT? Exploit it for every penny, instead of trying to aspire to look like magazine models who were photographed wearing 3lbs of makeup, had professional stylists, AND then the pics were probably photoshopped from there as well.

[Roxie]

uk hollywood doesnt equal america hollywood.you'll defend the UK from anything now, huh? ;p

[Rico!]

When will women learn that the nerdy/dorky look is HOT?

Ever since i was a kid the girls with glasses always got extra points from me. She could look completely average(around 5 out of 10), but if she's got those thick rims on she just looks better.

but a big population of dorky/nerdy girls are just ugly, IMO.

[Roxie]

When will women learn that the nerdy/dorky look is HOT?
Cause looking nerdy/dorky is not cute.

It maybe hot to you, but it's not when you're looking in the mirror.

[maxx]

you'll defend the UK from anything now, huh? ;p

just sending out good karma vibes..thats all.

[Azrael]

It maybe hot to you, but it's not when you're looking in the mirror.
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And why is that? Because it doesn't look like what you see in the magazines, on TV, or in the movies?

I'm tired of the all-dolled up look. It just doesn't exist. Even stuff like Maxim does little to nothing for me. It's all make-up and lighting and angles and what not. Maybe even Photoshop to boot. Even if you do find a girl like that, how much prep does she need to achieve that look? I dated a beauty queen once and it was the most annoying thing ever.

I prefer natural much better. It's nothing I can effectively put into words, I just like it. And I am a big fan of the nerdy look. Many of my male friends are as well. We've had extensive discussions about thick rimmed glasses and slightly unkempt hair and retro t-shirts and etc.

It was just a bit sad for me to see a woman who, with the nerdy look, was totally hot, but when she gave that up and became a slave to magazine fashion, became just another trend girl, and a sub-par one at that.

[DropKick Murphy]

Fuck. I forgot the password to my hotmail account. And it locked me out of the system. Shit. Now I cant send my mp3 player to get fixed.

[Roxie]

And why is that? Because it doesn't look like what you see in the magazines, on TV, or in the movies?
No, b/c you look nerdy, bookwormish, and completely uninteresting. If you don't look attractive to yourself, then there's no point in doing it.

This dosen't mean you turn around and try look like a total glamazon from a magazine, there is lots of middle ground.

Btw, if anyone is putting on a pancake face of make up, they're doing it all wrong. Make-up should take only 3-10 minutes to apply EVER. It should draw attention to the person and their features, not to the fact they're wearing make-up.

Pancake face is so unessecary and wrong--waste of time and money

[Mechanica]

As I was walking to the kitchen, I decided I want some otter pops, a red one, a blue one, and a pink one. The three best flavors, IMO. I opened the freezer and all of them were on the bottom except for three on the top, red, blue, and pink, in a mini-pyramid design. Haha.

[Million]

Most women don't seem to realize that makeup tends to not even be necessary at all, really. I've seen plenty of girls on an "off-day" with 0 makeup, and they were still looking incredible/adorable/highly bangable. I've seen broads that look hot first thing in the morning, seriously....I'm talkin stank morning breath, wild "pillow/bed hair", etc. It's possible.

*I hit a new low...perhaps. I can't believe I jerked to a videogame a few hours ago. I can't believe I just admitted that....

It was Rumble Roses for 360. Photo-shoot mode. I will be picking that game up very soon, yes.

[Murt!]

You're tall AND black? Whoh ho ho, you WILL get stared at.

If you only go to Tokyo, it might not be that bad (if present at all). Cause Tokyo is, well, Tokyo.

Anywhere else though, and you will get the staring. If you're really lucky, you may get some of the other awesome stuff, like having babies stop crying when they see you. Or, knowing that people around you are talking about you (you may not understand Japanese...but you can tell). Or, to have a little girl freak out at the very sight of you and go hide behind her mother, who will ignore that anything is happening at all.

Ha, my friend Morgan went to Japan (short, white, and a little pale with shaggy brown hair all around his head) and said that he got that kind of stuff all day. He knows japanese though, so he answered one girls question that she had asked her boyfriend. I believe it went something like this:



Japanese Girl to boyfriend, in Japanese: Get closer to him. I want to see if he smells like butter.

Morgan: I don't smell like butter, are you filled with delicious candy?

Japanese Girl: :xeye:

[Azrael]

Pancake face is so unessecary and wrong--waste of time and money

...THANK YOU.

Here in Japan though it's the norm. Take a girl home, and odds are she won't even look like the same person in the morning. I don't mean a little unkempt, I mean, a completely different person.

[DropKick Murphy]

So japanese people think that white people smell like butter? Thats classic.

[Stabby]

Hell, I thought white people smell like butter.

[Azrael]

Hey, can you guys recommend any good R&B from the 90's?

I know there's a lot of good stuff but I just can't jog my memory at present.

[Murt!]

one of my favorites was always Computer Love by Zapp.

[Ne0phyte]

Hey, can you guys recommend any good R&B from the 90's?

I know there's a lot of good stuff but I just can't jog my memory at present.
Too lazy to name any albums or songs so here's a basic list.

Jodeci
K-ci & Jojo
Dru Hill
Boys II Men
112
Soul IV Real
Mint Condition
TLC
Babyface
Ginuwine
Tony Toni Tone
Keith Sweat
LSG
New Edition
Blackstreet
Immature

etc.

[Wolfgang McFierce]

All 4 one - I swear
Soul 4 real - Candy rain

[Cool-Breeze]

You know what pisses me off... Whats got me thingking out FUCKING LOUD.

Earlier today I was on my User CP trying to see if people were ready to join the Basketball Fantasy League, Thinking maybe I had gotten some PM's with people's email addresses in them or what not.

But suddenly I saw this BIG RED DOT, and I'am not used to seeing these RED DOTS.
True I'am not a PREM Member on this account mainly because I guess my info wasnt transfered from the old user name (Lord-Iceman) since it was banned.

So Im wondering thinking to myself "Hey thats negative REP POINT" (The meaning of the red dot) "Now why in the fuck did I get this" and I was thinking maybe it was due to the post I placed in the MODS SUGGESTION THREAD

I have taken the time to read like 5 or more pages in this thread and true Im not a MOD though I feel I deserve the title but not in this area anyways, I have noticed that alot of this going back and forth is really based upon LAZY people who come to SRK to post the funniest, or most exciting thing they heard, saw, read, tripped over etc that day.

The rules were typed PLAIN AS DAY, big question is did any of you all take REAL TIME to read the RULES before clicking ACCEPT cause you were in a rush to post ya' momma jokes, or what just traspired on WWE 3 seconds ago??

Obviously not. Image no Put yourself in the MODS SHOES sometimes people, they make the rules so there can be some sort of order, construction, Hell the site is free for GOD's SAKE, the least you can do is post a video you found IN THE VIDEO THREAD. Or show others respect by NOT throwing temper tantrums like little kids and saying the very first HURTFULL thing that comes to mind to a person your upset with on the boards over something as small as who has the better hand held portable system Nintendo DS or PSP WTF !!!
I even fall in this category I have had MANY battle's with small minded people on here, the most recent ROKCHIK or ROXIE as you all now know her, I try to limit my statements to only what I know and can prove, I also try my darndest not to call her out her name cause it solves NOTHING.

People should try this with those that they DONT KNOW personally as well.

Now MODS its true in some threads people have gotten away with posting a vid here or there or a song in a thread instead of a SPECIFIC LOCATION given by you all, I also understand you all cant be on here 24/7 but if you dont have enough people to crack down on those things that may seem "HIPOCRITCAL" to the people, then GET ENOUGH and I dont want to see the excuse of "Man w can just be handing out MOD titles to people" or "How can we find people like this"
There are people all over SRK who post in there cities, states, tournament organizers, people who ive you there footage so you all can make a DVD and some of them (IF ANY) dont make no profit off the DVD its self, yet you tell people they cant post the FINALS on there websites they pay there own loot for.

Show the people you care as much about them as you do the SITE and the money people "THINK" you are getting in your pockets for throwing EVO, Selling the DVD's etc.

RACIST COMMENTS:



I shouldnt even have to break this down, but if I say (Which I often do) man that shit is gay, IF I dont direct it towards a fellow member of this site I should NOT be banned.
There is a difference in me saying this guy I think is the enemy is GAY, and me saying SONY Entertainment is gay, ot Transformers is GAY (Sorry Ronin). You all catch my drift and this is an example that should not have NEEDED to be made.



CURSE IN THREAD TITLES:
Isnt it already enough that you are allowed to curse INSIDE the thread its self, you mean to tell me your not intelligent enough to come up with a title that does NOT include ASS or PUSSY or DICK???
Besides we do have kids how post on SRK im not going to say any screen names but i know a few personally and one in particular is like 15 years old.
You already get free reign on making you threads and there titles, you have plenty enough time to think of a title or name that isnt offensive to others, so why should they (MODS) have to come back and address you about the thread title when you clearly or blatantly ignored the rules and posted what you wanted, hell your even lucky your thread gets to stay up after Deliberatly breaking the rules.

WARNINGS:
If a MOD has already sent you a pm warning you abotu what you have done and what the consequences are, they shouldnt have to keep you updated on your wrong doings either, thats what the rules are for.
You remember the rules at work, No fucking on the job, no slapping women on the ass etc.
SRK is home to alot of people, its a place where people can voice there opions, meet new friends, GAIN HELP of almost any kind, and you all are not CHILDREN MODS should not have to smack ya' little hand to get you to stop doing shit that you know is dumb as fuck, also they should not have to update you with new software that they will be using to catch dumb asses in the wrong WHY NOT??
Because you need to learn how NOT to do the shit in the first place because its in the rules and it makes sense, NOT BECAUSE the MODS have this new advanced way to catch ya' dumb ass when you do wrong so you can learn a new way to ninja change ya shit or something thats fudging retarded.

Im totally dumb founded at this because usually when this occurs you can SEE the person or PERSONS who NEG REPPED you, and also the reason why, or the post that you may have typed to recieve such points.
Well what pisses me off is that this person didnt even have the "BALLS or OVARIES" to post why or to post there name for that matter.

SO im thinking WHY IN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?
Now me myself im not big on the whole rep thing, lately I have tried to keep my posts relevant to the Threads Subject matter etc and if a person or persons are feeling me or understanding my view I appreciate it when they give the point. Im not on here bragging about it or whatever, but I like the little green dots under my Avatar it adds a little zing, brings attention or what not.

But still I cant believe someone NEG REPPED me but didnt even have the gull to say why or even put there name up there, So I went threw some FURTHER investigation to find out who the COLPERATE was........

[Cool-Breeze]

Well the person who did it...

WAS YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SADISTIC SHIT.....

YOUR JUST LIKE A PYSCHO PATHIC EX THAT JUST WONT GET IT OUT HER MIND THAT I'VE MOVED ON, WORKING ON MY DREAMS AND LEFT YOU BEHIND......

WHILE YOU TRYING TO QUITLY DIS ME FROM BEYOND

YOU MAKE ME SICK TO MY MOTHER FREEGIN STOMACH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

WHAT??? YOU DIDN'T THINK I WOULD FIND OUT IT WAS YOU???

YOU USELESS SACK OF NOTHINGNESS....

You pulling that stunt further proves my point, you are a 22 year old child, who needs to grow the FUCK UP, the sad part about it is I haven't said anything bad about you or too you since the LAST episode we had in this very thread, YET you still trying to take shots at me for what reason???

Dont you have a life?? Dont you do anything but sit at the CPU eating candy bars, and reading EROTICA books thinking you sexy, or watching every episode of the Colbert Report then suddenly you catch this tingly feeling and instead of masturbate-ing to one of my songs and my body pics on my Myspace page you decide...
"Oh I Dont want to let things die, I want to nit pick at Ice, maybe this will get him to like me."
"My boyfriends at work so I need some attention anyways"

Use a freekin LAME ASS BROAD YO FOR REAL.

I hope I dont see you on the 29th when I go to GSU cause you gonna hear more than some vulgar language if and when you do.
I can care less about it going to be your 23rd birthday either cause you need to hear it.

Matter of fact you need to be BEAT THE FUCK DOWN

[DropKick Murphy]

Damn Cool-Breeze is heated. I guess you lost your cool there. Ha!

I'm still trying to get into my old hotmail account but it wont accept any of my credentials, and when I try to reset the pass it says I have tried to many times. This is so frustrating.

[maxx]

ya know i was tempted to give cool-breeze a negative for the fuck of it...just cuz he gt sooo rediculously pissed off. haha. dont take negs soo seriously. they dont mean shit.

[Shinto]

Hey, can you guys recommend any good R&B from the 90's?

I know there's a lot of good stuff but I just can't jog my memory at present.

TLC is a for sho, 702,SWV,R.kelly (pre court case),genuwine, Alot more.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Brian McKnight, Groove Theory, SWV, 702, Babyface and D'Angelo for the win.

Blackstreet and Ginuwine for the medium win.

[Roxie]

Damn...no love for En Vouge? wtf?

[Adam Warlock]

Damn...no love for En Vouge? wtf?

And they're never gonna get it!

[Cool-Breeze]

ya know i was tempted to give cool-breeze a negative for the fuck of it...just cuz he gt sooo rediculously pissed off. haha. dont take negs soo seriously. they dont mean shit.

Nooo MAXX guess who the NEG REP came from.........

ROXIE yeah that trick ROXIE bumb ass broad, cant leave well enough alone, I havent posted anything saying anything bad about her or too her until now, FUCKING RETARD.

AND you need to put my points back up there ole bean headed broad, and give Monbaby back his style, fake ass femme.

[RoninChaos]

Roxie, you are the stupidest fucking person I've ever seen. I put up with your hypocritical bullshit and held my tongue 90% of the time because I had respect for one of my best friends (who's fucking you) whom I considered my brother. But giving you a pass because of him, that time is long over. Why is it that every single time some shit comes up, that involves Los and his friends you seem to be right there in the fucking middle of it? My fucking Vegas trip was ruined cause of shit between me and him that got brought up out of the blue, and you were standing right there. Now I said some things to him that he didn't like and we talked about it. But I also know that I talked to Los two days before and I TOLD him what I said and he was okay. Cause him and I had a talk about it before. But he calls me up two days later in a frenzy and it's from YOUR phone.

And some shit happened just now. Again, you were right in the middle of it.

Today you called your boyfriend up and fucking LIED to him. You called him up at his job, got him all pissed, and you KNEW he couldn't look at the shit, so he took your word for it. Then you know what he did? He called up my house cause you told him some shit and now him and my roommate's friendship is fucked up beyond repair because you can't fucking read. You stupid fucking bitch. Now you've disturbed my home. Any chance that existed of us ever reconciling anything between us is long done. And I know you don't care, but I was hoping that one day you and I could see eye to eye on some things and put it behind us because you're attached at Los' hip because you're an insecure little girl and I'll always have to deal with you if I want there to be any form of friendship between him and I.

Funniest part is I tried to talk to you about this but you didn't answer my call. You could tell everybody you needed to talk to me about some shit but you've always had my number and you never called it. I got your's, and I called it. And you didn't answer. Or you weren't there. Either way I don't give a fuck. You'll prolly respond with some bullshit and try to make yourself look good and some people will probably believe it and that's fine. You'll probably tell your boyfriend I threatened to cut your throat. I don't care what you do because I know, deep down, how you really are. You can sit here and try to fake your way through shit on here and protect your internet rep or whatever but one of the overall problems we've had with each other is that I know how you really are. I know what a hypocrite you are. That's been the main reason you and I have always gone at it. I wonder why everytime we had issues you ran to other people instead of me yet when I have a problem with you I try to talk to you about it and can't get ahold of you. It's amazing. I'm not going to put your business out there and give examples of what I'm talking about cause at this point if you were drowning I'd toss you a cinder block and piss on your forehead as you sank. I'm doing this so I can wash my hands of it cause I'm not going to let you disturb my home again.

Funniest part about all of this is that all this happened cause Trey said he was sorry and you acted like a fucking child and pulled some stupid, 4th grade shit. And you people on here can think it's about something as petty as neg rep but it goes waaaaaaay deeper than that so keep your opinions to yourself. I'm not going to put her business out there, so stop PMing me about it.

Yeah, Maria. People have been PMing me since that initial incident asking for all the details but I'm not some stupid ass gossiping woman so it's going to be left unsaid. Your internet rep is safe.

I hope you're happy Roxie. Who you gonna lie about next? Bill? Get your roommate to hate him too so he has no friends and is left only with you? You that insecure? Handle your shit. Don't call your boyfriend. Thought you were a feminist. Stupid bitch.

[ShinAkumax]

I just killed a hooker with a fork.

Yeah, that's about the only possible way to grab anyone's attention after that post.

[Wolfgang McFierce]

I'm proud of you!! ^^

[Lantis]

Shit....

Ronin wants to throw someone down the stairs of the fuckin' Sears Tower.... :confused:

*crowd chants*

CHONG LI! CHONG LI! CHONG LI!

[Ne0phyte]

There needs to be a thread linking to that post ^

[Hunter D]

Roxie has to be an awful person IRL. These guys wouldn't be dumping on her for no reason right?

[merdoc]

Roxie has to be an awful person IRL. These guys wouldn't be dumping on her for no reason right?

:rofl: guess so

[Muff Daddy]

this threads needs a dose of cute and happy:

you're my honeybunch, sugarplum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin, you're my sweetie pie. you're my cuppycake, gumdrop, schnoogums boogums schnoogums, the apple of my eye!

[merdoc]

fuck that we need some more violence

Your a Bitchass whore, whos fucking sloppys second, family is full of whores fuck fuck bitch bitch violence guns guns shotguns stairs

[PimpC]

McGreevy is such a ***, and how the hell does a govenor go around ass fucking dudes in book stores.....wtf.....

on another note, I love this thread

[fishjie]

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE this thread just got heated again

[TheSix]

Wow.

"THREAD REGENERATED!"

[arcticninja]

[COLOR=Pink]
No, b/c you look nerdy, bookwormish, and completely uninteresting. If you don't look attractive to yourself, then there's no point in doing it.




I'm pretty sure how you look to others is a *little* more important than how you look to yourself.

[Murt!]

What do you do when you like a girl who's a friend of another girl you like, and the first girl is of the really jealous persuasion?

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

What do you do when you like a girl who's a friend of another girl you like, and the first girl is of the really jealous persuasion?

Since you haven't gone into any depth whatsoever you decide which is the better of the two and ask that one out... or move on.

[monbaby]

Lol...

Roxie, karma is a bitch...

As far as 90's R and B don't forget about zhane...

[fishjie]

well roughly two years ago i posted in the thinking out loud thread about my trip to china. i wrote a little novella about my aunt, who was driving us that day, and how she missed our exit on the freeway. rather than just getting off at the next exit and turn back, SHE PUT HER CAR IN REVERSE, ON A FREEWAY, WITH HUNDREDS OF CARS WHIZZING BY AND HONKING ANGRILY, BACKED UP FOR A WHILE, and then got off at the right exit. We only backed up for roughly 2 minutes but those were the longest fucking minutes of my life. yes, i was scared.

So I went back to China again this year. My aunt drove us again. It was all good at first. The first sign of trouble was when she turned down a one way street, drove a few blocks, and realized she shouldn't have gone down this way. and YUP, she U-turns, and drives the wrong way on a one way street.

ok, not so bad. there weren't that many cars. we got a few honks but no big deal. now, on the morning we depart, we head to the airport, when she MISSES the exit yet again. I'm thinking, no you WONT, no you WONT, DONT DO IT WOMAN, but what does she do? SHE PUTS THE CAR INTO REVERSE AGAIN! but this time, her wheels aren't straight, so shes angling further and further out of her lane, as cars whizz by honking angrily. I could NOT believe this was happening AGAIN. i was thinking OGODOGODOGOD, and after about a few minutes, it was over. i was still alive.

my aunt. the worst. driver. ever.

we caught our flight on time though, although no water bottles (WTF TERRORISTS) and security was super tight.

more china stories to come. in the crazy food department i ate some silkworms and scorpions this time. unfortunately, i was not able to eat any bees, ants, or cockroaches this time.

[Million]

Zhane-- yeah, I would've hit it. Both girls. The darker one was a bit inferior, but she had serious DSLs. Regarding music, I loved that song they did with Busta Rhymes..."It's A Party".

the saying "go piss up a rope" is always funny to me. I might try it one day for real...then, if someone ever said that to me, I could honestly say "yeah, I already tried it one time...it was fun..."

*I've still never seen a black person driving or riding in a mini cooper. Not even once. It looks like I will have to break that stereotype myself one day...so it could be a stereotype rather than scientific fact that black people are apparently allergic to mini coopers.

[Rico!]

:D I love this thread. And everyone in it.

[Ne0phyte]

snip
LOL. My mom has done that reverse to the exit shit before. She's a horrible driver as well. We were in the garage and she was reversing and she banged into the garage door. These were her exact words: "Most people look behind them when they reverse. I don't."

...
*I've still never seen a black person driving or riding in a mini cooper. Not even once. It looks like I will have to break that stereotype myself one day...so it could be a stereotype rather than scientific fact that black people are apparently allergic to mini coopers.
I saw a black man driving one a while ago the same day you first mentioned that in this thread. Sorry. I forgot to tell you. Black guy in a Jeep Wrangler is pretty rare.

[Dan?]

*Hops in thread to get free love, then wallows in it*

[Rico!]

things i've always wanted to ask a fat person. No, not a guy with a beer belly, i mean someone in the 250+ range:

-are you able to wash every spot of your body in the shower?

-if taking a bath, how much do you fill the tub up with?

[Shinto]

:D I love this thread. And everyone in it.

Ye I feel the same way, this thread is so random.

[RaishinX]

Haven't been here in a while. What's it been? A week and some change? I read several books and worked out while I was gone (still sore, actually).

-The weather was nice today.

-I cooked pancakes a couple hours ago. They were good. I am awesome.

-This thread is going crazy again

-I want some pizza

-That skittles commercial, w/ the rabbit is fucking hilarious/crazy. I swear I laughed so hard when I saw that shit,

[maxx]

Nooo MAXX guess who the NEG REP came from.........

ROXIE yeah that trick ROXIE bumb ass broad, cant leave well enough alone, I havent posted anything saying anything bad about her or too her until now, FUCKING RETARD.

AND you need to put my points back up there ole bean headed broad, and give Monbaby back his style, fake ass femme.

oh i believe she's giving everyone on srk a neg...i got negged by her when that cheerleader died and i made fun of her...and so did 99% of srk. w/e.

[monbaby]

things i've always wanted to ask a fat person. No, not a guy with a beer belly, i mean someone in the 250+ range:

-are you able to wash every spot of your body in the shower?

-if taking a bath, how much do you fill the tub up with?



I actually have an aunt hitting the 300 lb mark...

She tells me in order for someone that weighs that much to smell decent they need AT LEAST 2 baths a day...

She told me she takes 3 daily...

[TheSix]

...I want some pancakes. I do.

[DaDesiCanadian]

Let's play the neg the Roxie game!

[Million]

Well, the spaghetti sauce I just had had a nice chunk of fungus or mold whatever on the underside of the jar cap. Despite this, I was hungry, so I continued eating the spaghetti....I didn't eat all of it, so hopefully that will count for something. This shouldn't have been a surprise....I've had that particular jar of Ragu for probably 3 or 4 months now.

The "Bree Vandekamp" character on Desparate Housewives is so fucking HOT. Ohhhh I would kill for a real "stepford wife" type like that.

*I'm allergic to freshly cut grass...yet I love the smell of it...it's one of my favorite non-food smells in life...frustrating situation, there. At least the allergy gave me a free pass when I was a kid regarding cutting the yard. I never had to cut the yard, because of the allergy, and the fact that mom and grandma were so overprotective like that.

[archetype]

ima cop some cream cheese for my raisin bread.

[Carpet Lint]

SRK is overrated as HELL

I just stopped cold turkey for like a month and a half. ...though it did seem like three entire years had passed.

Carpet Lint isn't addicted to SRK. SRK is addicted to Carpet Lint.

Fuck all you motherfuckers. I bet you all have sex with Malaysian bears AND ENJOY IT

[Carpet Lint]

Wait, what the fuck is "multiquote?"

[maxx]

Let's play the neg the Roxie game!

or how about we don't since thats retarded.

[merdoc]

So i am walkin by, and wait in the bustop for some, i see the bus and i see an old women( about 80 and jewish) she had a smug look on her, well she walks down then falls flat on the floor, I laugh so hard, and funny enough i wasnt the only one laughing, the bus driver was laughing out loud, after she fell he closed the door and left, man seems like this old hag had some bad karma on her side.

[Mechanica]

Hey guys, reccomend a breakfast cereal that's really good with sliced bananas in it.

[Gasaraki]

Oh GEE I DUNNO, MAYBE IT LETS YOU QUOTE MULTIPLE TIMES?! Nah, no way, that's make too much sense =P

[DropKick Murphy]

Frosted Flakes, and their inferior cousin corn flakes are good with bananas.

[Murt!]

Cheerios too.

[mr. newbie]

some girl in comp sci likes me. i hate dancing and homecoming is coming up so i'm not gonna persue anything there. the problem is i want to applaud her for making it obvious. we need more like her.

i can buy a car but that means paying $100's in insurance. i guess i'll live without.

don't know what i'm gonna do about my girl situation. a lack of experience is eventully going to bite me in the ass, but without a car how am i going to go out?

doing nothing has worked for a while. i'll keep on. wow i just answered my own question. how cute.



It was Rumble Roses for 360. Photo-shoot mode. I will be picking that game up very soon, yes.

look i'm not saying i have, but i understand. i had it for ps2. if only we could mod it and put pre crisis lohan in (!!!)

[Shinto]

don't know what i'm gonna do about my girl situation. a lack of experience is eventully going to bite me in the ass, but without a car how am i going to go out?


I feel ya man, Im thinking that now, since Ive moved to J ville its hard getting around, Every place is so damn far.
I miss the MTA.

[Gasaraki]

WTF, does anyone else have a problem where when you post, later in the day your post will move down several spots? My last post was RIGHT AFTER Carpet Lint's and now it shows a ton of posts in front of mine.

[TheSix]

It's that time agian. Either late night Jack in the box....or Taco Bell(those are the only things open). Let's see; I want to spend no more than 5 bucks. 2 tacos for 99 cents at Jack in the Box. 4 taco surpremes at Taco Bell cost 4 something...but that would mean no soda(which we have none of here). More value at Jack in the Box...but the Tacos themselves aren't that great. Hmmm....


....WTF am I talking about Tacos for, I gotta "get up" in 4 hours.

[0746]

They should make speed leagal. Its the same as caffine!

[Carpet Lint]

Oh GEE I DUNNO, MAYBE IT LETS YOU QUOTE MULTIPLE TIMES?! Nah, no way, that's make too much sense =P
Slow down, egghead. Your fancy lingo escapes me like a fat girl waving her trophy from the smell contest.

[The Bucket Of Truth]

whos that in your av carpet lint?

[Adam Warlock]

oh i believe she's giving everyone on srk a neg...i got negged by her when that cheerleader died and i made fun of her...and so did 99% of srk. w/e.

Nope. Just you losers. Nothing but pos rep for me!

[maxx]

Nope. Just you losers. Nothing but pos rep for me!

lol nice. haha. i got a positive rep from her too..for the potential music video gig. some people just take the whole rep system too seriously. bad rep doesnt damage ur reputuation, you yourself do that.

[Azrael]

so I just watched half of the first season of 24. It was a *bit* of a letdown, considering how much hype it gets on here and other places, but still pretty enjoyable.

Only Jack Bauer can threaten someone with a wet towel.
You have to keep watching. S1 is when Jack is still sane.

When Jack comes back in S2, that's when he goes into, what we at SRK have dubbed, PSYCHO BAUER MODE. It's ridiculous. Shit's just crazy, and when you think it can't get anymore crazy, it does. You think "Nuh-uh, NO WAY are they going to do that!" and then they do. And it just keeps getting more intense.

[DropKick Murphy]

I hate old people and their free food. My grandmother makes me get her food every wednesday and If I dont she calls me all types of shit. And that line is long, fucking long. And Im the only person under 20 on the line so of course they stare and of course the old dudes giving the food out are going to question the shit out of me, even tho they know who my grandmother is and they know who my uncle is. Shit this is why I hate wednesdays.

[Carpet Lint]

whos that in your av carpet lint?
GOB, nigga! Arrested Development! Get in on that. Let's just say if there was one show I would ever consider changing the channel to from 24, it would be Arrested Development.

I mean, I wouldn't ever change the channel if I was watching 24, but that would be the only one if I would, which again - I wouldn't.

I can't even listen to The Final Countdown now without prancing around. It's such an awesome song. I mean, can you listen to Dare by Stan Bush without also seeing Hot Rod drive into Autobot City and hearing the laser blasts all around him? That's how it is.

I don't even understand why he has a knife in his teeth - it's just awesome.

[Shinto]

I hate old people and their free food. My grandmother makes me get her food every wednesday and If I dont she calls me all types of shit. And that line is long, fucking long. And Im the only person under 20 on the line so of course they stare and of course the old dudes giving the food out are going to question the shit out of me, even tho they know who my grandmother is and they know who my uncle is. Shit this is why I hate wednesdays.

Haha, My Grandma always get her food delivered to her. You have to go to the big building near Penn. Ave in back by the factories.

[DragonSama]

well roughly two years ago i posted in the thinking out loud thread about my trip to china. i wrote a little novella about my aunt, who was driving us that day, and how she missed our exit on the freeway. rather than just getting off at the next exit and turn back, SHE PUT HER CAR IN REVERSE, ON A FREEWAY, WITH HUNDREDS OF CARS WHIZZING BY AND HONKING ANGRILY, BACKED UP FOR A WHILE, and then got off at the right exit. We only backed up for roughly 2 minutes but those were the longest fucking minutes of my life. yes, i was scared.

So I went back to China again this year. My aunt drove us again. It was all good at first. The first sign of trouble was when she turned down a one way street, drove a few blocks, and realized she shouldn't have gone down this way. and YUP, she U-turns, and drives the wrong way on a one way street.

ok, not so bad. there weren't that many cars. we got a few honks but no big deal. now, on the morning we depart, we head to the airport, when she MISSES the exit yet again. I'm thinking, no you WONT, no you WONT, DONT DO IT WOMAN, but what does she do? SHE PUTS THE CAR INTO REVERSE AGAIN! but this time, her wheels aren't straight, so shes angling further and further out of her lane, as cars whizz by honking angrily. I could NOT believe this was happening AGAIN. i was thinking OGODOGODOGOD, and after about a few minutes, it was over. i was still alive.

my aunt. the worst. driver. ever.

we caught our flight on time though, although no water bottles (WTF TERRORISTS) and security was super tight.

more china stories to come. in the crazy food department i ate some silkworms and scorpions this time. unfortunately, i was not able to eat any bees, ants, or cockroaches this time.


I feel you on that one. I was in Shanghai just last week and drivers there have no sense at all especially the cabbies who will drive head on into traffic only to cut back into their lane missing the oncoming car and the cars in the lane they just cut into by inches.

As far as food the weirdest stuff I had this time was Tibetan Ox Meat. That stuff was good too.

[Ne0phyte]

oh i believe she's giving everyone on srk a neg...i got negged by her when that cheerleader died and i made fun of her...and so did 99% of srk. w/e.
That was me, and I signed it. Unless we both negged you for that same thing, which we should have.

I played SF EX3 for the first time the other day. What a strange game.

[Adam Warlock]

That was me, and I signed it. Unless we both negged you for that same thing, which we should have.

PWNED! :rofl:

[Million]

My job is actually less stressful now....strangely, it is because I took on more responsibility. So, in addition to being on the phone taking claims...I also take the mail up to the area where it gets processed. Anything that means I get to be off the phones for awhile is a good thing. It's almost like I have 2 extra breaks per day now. Of course, I take my time walking back to the building where my cubicle is.

Anyone else ever driven around with "What is Love?!" turned up loud, doing the whole Night at the Roxbury head-bop move? It's fun.

Baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me...no more...

*I found the McDonald's Menu Song earlier on a random old CD I made. I may post this later. It's definitely going on my 360's HD, as theme music for my Psycho Ronald McDonald character.

[Adam Warlock]

Slow down, egghead. Your fancy lingo escapes me like a fat girl waving her trophy from the smell contest.

Dibs. I'm assuming that the winning smell was vagina.

[monbaby]

How could i forget?...

Maxwell is another classic 90's soul singer...

*hums Sumthin' Sumthin'...

[mr. newbie]

"Nuh-uh, NO WAY are they going to do that!" and then they do. And it just keeps getting more intense.

my english 4 teacher is a crazy bauer fan. it's like she posts here."jack bauer is THE MAN!!!!"

snip
jack in teh box tacos are great!

comp sci again today- her sister is flirting with me to. if she needs to get my attention she doesn't have to reach for my stuff. and her sister doesn't mind. it's like they want some type of incest 3 some. :rofl: :rofl:

[Adam Warlock]

How could i forget?...

Maxwell is another classic 90's soul singer...

*hums Sumthin' Sumthin'...

"This Woman's Work" remains one of the most powerful and moving songs I've ever heard.

[JackTenrac!]

After ten thousand posts, I'm free. Now it's time to conquer SRK!

EDIT:

So, let me get this straight:

Besides Irwin taking his rightful place against Chuck Norris.

Snowman and Buck Jones are getting gay knockings out of Dan Marino avs.

None of the mods can fix php problems wuickly. turning SRK's forum into an all access resort, a multi-quote feature added, Dan?'s getting married, Nishiko's taken, Ne0 has a crush and FINALLY played SFEX 3, Roxie's claiming war, kcxj's actually posting in the Relationship thread, and quiche actually showed face in here also?





Goddamn. A wholeee lotta catchin' up to do.

...that went well.

... that went well.

[AdverseSolutions]

GOB, nigga! Arrested Development! Get in on that. Let's just say if there was one show I would ever consider changing the channel to from 24, it would be Arrested Development.

you better hope you whispered that, or that jack bauer was too busy listening to gorguts and sacrificing infants to notice

[mr. newbie]

quiche showed face! link me!

[Ne0phyte]

"What is that blue page???"

-My roommate referring to me always browsing SRK. She's so cute.

[Jaldaboath]

Adverse Solutions: What happenned with the whole studio trafic thingie? I recall getting into it before I went MIA last year.

[Azrael]

"What is that blue page???"

-My roommate referring to me always browsing SRK. She's so cute.
By your response in the virgins thread, it seems like you got the issue with your sister-banging friend sorted out.

[doujinshi_2001]

- Outkast's "Morris Brown" is....interesting. I like it.

- New York/New England (there's a difference right?) accents are so cool to me. I really wish I could have one.

[Dan?]

Bear Ryoma returns!

Welcome home my brother.

[Zulu]

I have the best nuts.

Mmmm....honey roasted peanuts.

[TS]

New York/"New Joiyzee" accent is the least attaractive one a woman can have, next to the Indian-type ones.

[Zulu]

New York/"New Joiyzee" accent is the least attaractive one a woman can have, next to the Indian-type ones.

I always think of The Nanny or those chicks from Goodfellas. All that racket.

'WHY'D YOU HIT ME FOWA? I AIN'T DID NUTTIN TO YAS.'

Morris Brown is such a good song.

Wonder if this guy on this motorcycle is going to go out big (police pursuit on TV).

[oyg]

Anyone watch that CGI Dead or Alive 4 tournament on Dish Network?
Where the fuck was 3rd Strike, or even MvC2?!

[Murt!]

Anyone watch that CGI Dead or Alive 4 tournament on Dish Network?
Where the fuck was 3rd Strike, or even MvC2?!

Lmao the "invitational" thing? That shit was sad.

[The Bucket Of Truth]

GOB, nigga! Arrested Development! Get in on that. Let's just say if there was one show I would ever consider changing the channel to from 24, it would be Arrested Development.i was thinking about picking it up on dvd for awhile now and you sealed the deal. but i got to know, is it better than curb you enthusiasm?

[Stuckey]

First time posting in this big ass thread.

-Ne0phyte's av is mesmorizing. I sit there and laugh at the punch line everytime it comes up like it's my first time seeing it. Hilarious

-Watching a person snore so loud while sleeping that they wake themself up is one of the funnier things to me.

-I gotta play De La Soul's "4 More" since yall mentioned Zhane. Last song I ever heard them on.

[Etcetera]

i was thinking about picking it up on dvd for awhile now and you sealed the deal. but i got to know, is it better than curb you enthusiasm?
I never watched curb, but I feel confident in saying yes. Arrested Development in made of pure win and awesome that only greats better with repeated viewing. Get to it already you're making a huge mistake if you don't.

[Ne0phyte]

By your response in the virgins thread, it seems like you got the issue with your sister-banging friend sorted out.
:blush:
I have the best nuts.

Mmmm....honey roasted peanuts.
I used to kill those when I was younger. But Brazil nuts > you.

Ever just want to say to someone "You know the music you listen to is shitty, right?"

[RoninChaos]

Slow down, egghead. Your fancy lingo escapes me like a fat girl waving her trophy from the smell contest.

Bout time you showed up.

[Jaldaboath]

New York/"New Joiyzee" accent is the least attaractive one a woman can have, next to the Indian-type ones.
Have you ever heard a thai woman scream? What do thai guys do over there to concentrate on fucking? Yoga?

[Million]

Completely disagree with NY/NJ accent/dialects. Those are HOT to me. Yeah, I even love how Fran Drescher sounds...even Rosie Perez.(NY+hispanic sound =greatness, usually.) I took claims from some women from those areas a few timse before....I'd start chubbin' up in mere seconds, just from their voice. Lorraine Brocco in Goodfellas, for example...that voice was spectacular to me(haha...her voice was hotter than she was!)....I only find it annoying if they're in whine mode too much...then again, any woman whining with any accent tends to be annoying enough to make you want to shoot someone. Anyway...anyone ever hear this hot ass internet broad "Rita G." talk? Oh my God...HOT. I still have the clip of when she appeared on Howard Stern show(my first time seeing her...she still ranks as their hottest non-celeb guest ever) If she just whispered into my ear, that's foreplay enough right there. TOGURO would be at 100% in exactly 1 second.

The worst, least sexy voices:
-Indian/Hindi --this always reminds me of their terrible, terrible music.
-Memphis, TN. --listen to any song with "Gangsta Boo"(one of the Triple 6 Mafia crew) on it for an example of this trash. Sadly, I am from there, so I had to grow up listening to this garbage all the time (e.g.--pronouncing "milk" as "murruk", or "screet" for "street", and just sounding generally like the worst possible example of ghettofab etc. They all sound like people who never made it past 5th grade.) Now that I think of it...the fact that I hate the "memphis sound" so much...that is most likely at least part of the reason I don't sound that way. I hated it from day 1, so I was probably rebelling against it on a subconcious level(along with being vocally influenced by watching way more tv than the average kid most likely...and also having family that didn't speak that way either..both mom and dad speak clearly without much of any accent. Mom only sounds "southern" when she gets mad at something/someone.)

[Rico!]

Thai is very annoying to listen to.

Indian though... now thats a pain in the ass. The worst part of my day is sitting in my CS class where all of the students are indian, except me and like 2 other chinese, with an indian teacher. I always want to shoot myself in that class.

If I was madly in love with a woman, I would seriously deny marriage with her if her voice/accent would drive me insane. How some guys put up with that shit is beyond me.

[Million]

yeah, that reminds me of graduate school...this one student(who was actually fairly hittable, btw) had the terrible indian/hindi accent. Then, she listened to that "music" all the time. Every time she was in the lab, I had my headphones at the ready....she'd turn it on, then I'd reach for my headphones ASAP to drown it out by blasting my music directly into my ears. I seriously couldn't stand it. One day, I actually just left the lab, and went home earlier than planned...because of her "music".

[Dangerous J]

yeah, that reminds me of graduate school...this one student(who was actually fairly hittable, btw) had the terrible indian/hindi accent. Then, she listened to that "music" all the time. Every time she was in the lab, I had my headphones at the ready....she'd turn it on, then I'd reach for my headphones ASAP to drown it out by blasting my music directly into my ears. I seriously couldn't stand it. One day, I actually just left the lab, and went home earlier than planned...because of her "music".

so i take it "Million goes to India" wont start filming anytime soon....
:wgrin:

[Wolfgang McFierce]

indian music is top tier. I don't know what you guys are smoking.

[RaishinX]

^ Word (http://youtube.com/watch?v=qRGC9U-M9pA)

But I can imagine how the accents could get on someone's last damn nerve.

[Lantis]

I dunno about the music, but from what I've seen, lived, and learned these past 4 months, is that Indians/Hindu people are fuckin' cheap ass motherfuckers. Here in the ATL area, it seems that about 75% of hotels are owned by Indians who just rent out the property and won't invest ANY money into it worth a shit. So basically if you stay over at some hotel and you see old shit hanging around in the room (which usually means it won't be working), you know who it's owned by....

[arcticninja]

I find hispanic accents really unattractive. Any time I hear a woman with a hispanic accent, I think she's fucking retarded.

[Mechanica]

So all you guys can come with is Frosted Flakes and Cheerios? Pfffft.

I wish I could hear the American accent. You know what I mean? I can't because I grew up in/with it so I don't notice anything weird, but I want to like... swap minds with an aussie real quick or something, to see how other people view it. :lol:

[arcticninja]

ummm...put it this way:

Try to talk like someone for the deep, dirty South. You know with the twang and horrible enunciation. Now pretend that you're mentally handicapped.

There you got it. That's how Americans sound to everyone else.

[Rico!]

I find hispanic accents really unattractive. Any time I hear a woman with a hispanic accent, I think she's fucking retarded.

Which is why i'm so glad my mother and aunts were born and raised here in new york. Ever since I was little they'd make me pronounce every damn word correctly saying they didnt want me to sound like a "stupid ass nigga". You'd mistaken us all for being white with the way we talk.

Dont find it attractive or intelligent sounding either.

[Azrael]

:blush:
Congratulations.

And I gotta agree with Million, Indian music is terrible. I could throw a bowling ball into a room full of pots and pans, glasses and plates, and Siamese cats, and the resulting noise would be easier on the ears than Indian music. There's a great Indian restaurant not too far from my apartment but I always hesistate to go because of the music they have blasting.

And thanks everyone for the R&B recommendations. It's time to go sail the seas, for I am a pirate.

[Million]

Their food is nowhere near good enough for me to tolerate that noise they call "music". I seriously can't stand it...not even for a few seconds. Actually, I didn't like the food anyway when I went to an Indian restaurant one time. Italian food > Everything for me...Always and Forever....eh, and the occasional "regular american" foods like cheeseburgers, or southern-style fried catfish, etc. I know the burger is from...elsewhere...but it an several other fast foods have kinda morphed into "american foods". In terms of linking food to thoughts of certain places, "burger" = "america" to me....just like hot dogs and philly cheesesteaks.

Survivor just HAD to come on tonight, dammit...I was getting ready to play 360, then I realized the show comes on at 7 tonight. (I just have 1 tv for now.)

Why the hell haven't they invented some real "Sex Packetts" like the Digital Underground song/album? Come on, it's 2006. WHERE is the progress? Sex packets...a dollar or two. Just tell me, how many for you this time....

...yeah, I should make Humpty Hump/Shock G in Saint's Row....Create-a-Player is the greatest game option ever invented.

[PimpC]

i was about to post some random thoughts in the wrong thread....i wonder if people would have been pissed...and why the fuck do i occasionally type with elipses all over the place.....i shit, i have a vicodin for all the random ass pain my body is going through, that sleep is gonna hit so hard....

This thought needs it's own line....freshman just moved in our school (yea we're late) and shit is about to hit the fan.

[RoninChaos]

man, I went to see Nonpoint the other night and threw the fuck down in the pit. Jesus Christ, it's like their first album was made specifically to get mother fuckers fucked up. I took out a ton of aggression that night. And the pit was wild. There were hoes in there and everything. I felt kinda bad when I clothes-lined one and hit another in the head with my elbow when I was moshing but fuck, them hoes shouldn't have been in there.

I went home and the next day I didn't have a voice cause I was screaming so hard and I was sore as fuck from the pit.

After the show the bassist picked me out of the crowd and sat and talked with me for a while. He recognized me from the last show cause I'd had back surgery, had gauze stuffed in the wound and stiches and still ran into the pit. If you guys like Rock at all, you need to give Nonpoint a look cause those mother fuckers are BAD fucking ASS.

Lantis, holla at me. We need to show you around town.

[Lantis]

Lantis, holla at me. We need to show you around town.

Fo' real, man. I really want to hang out with your crew soon, considering that I have a job offer in Dallas and I will probably be leaving soon. :sweat:

[DropKick Murphy]

I love my foreman grill. making burgers are even easier than before. and clean up is so easy. perfect for the lazy negro in all of us.

[Ne0phyte]

Dude I have a toaster oven in my dorm room and making hot dogs and burgers in there is awesome.

I was at this small get together and a bunch of drunk chicks and dudes basically take over the room with this desperate rush to smoke some weed. They beg me to let them use my bong and after they spend too much time trying to find a place to smoke I'm like fuck off and I leave to go back home. Losers. I hate people who act like such fuckin noobs at everything. OMG WEED! OMG WE'RE DRUNK!

Shut the hell up.

[Mechanica]

Hahah, sad that they really wanted to smoke weed and rather than letting them use the bong you told them to fuck off. :razz:

I just drove all the way to Seattle (30 - 35 minutes south of me) to go to Gameworks and they wouldn't let me in because it was after 9 and I'm under 18... I turn 18 in less than a month, making it like 10x as frustrating. Fuck.

[DropKick Murphy]

what does your age have to do with anything?

[Mechanica]

Good fucking question. :bluu:

My best guess is parents complaining about their minors being out late, or some lame soccer mom bullshit like that. It's a fucking arcade. :/

[RaishinX]

They beg me to let them use my bong and after they spend too much time trying to find a place to smoke I'm like fuck off and I leave to go back home. Losers. I hate people who act like such fuckin noobs at everything. OMG WEED! OMG WE'RE DRUNK!

Shut the hell up.

Quoted For Truth

God that gets on my nerves.

"oh shit cuzz I'm so fucked up....:wasted:" Suck a dick, man.

[RaishinX]

Whoah...My friend that moved to Atlanta recently has suddenly returned.

WTF?

[fishjie]

Dude I have a toaster oven in my dorm room and making hot dogs and burgers in there is awesome.

I was at this small get together and a bunch of drunk chicks and dudes basically take over the room with this desperate rush to smoke some weed. They beg me to let them use my bong and after they spend too much time trying to find a place to smoke I'm like fuck off and I leave to go back home. Losers. I hate people who act like such fuckin noobs at everything. OMG WEED! OMG WE'RE DRUNK!

Shut the hell up.

hahaha reminds me of this one time i went to a party with me and my friend, we were both over 21, and it got really loud, so the cops came by. all of a sudden the hostess (our friend) tells everyone to crowd into the bedrooms. I told my friend, "yo we should leave" but he's like "nah lets go into the rooms for now". so we're chilling in the rooms while apparently a whole lot of kids were FREAKING OUT:
"OMG IM UNDER AGE! OMG IM GONNA GET IN TROUBLE! OMG I NEED A FAKE ID!"

and this one girl started screaming:
"OMFG IS THAT WEED IN THE ROOM?!?!?!" and she grabbed some air freshener and started spraying frantically. it didnt mask the weed smell tho.

yeah i lolled. eventually the cops let everyone go without carding a single person. college kids drinking alcohol, smoking weed, and then freaking out when the cops come. good for a chuckle.

Hahah, sad that they really wanted to smoke weed and rather than letting them use the bong you told them to fuck off. :razz:

I just drove all the way to Seattle (30 - 35 minutes south of me) to go to Gameworks and they wouldn't let me in because it was after 9 and I'm under 18... I turn 18 in less than a month, making it like 10x as frustrating. Fuck.

oh damn dude were you going for the thursday night gamework get togethers? that sucks dude. i feel for ya. but i guess you'll be able to play in less than a month. definitely a lot of fun, a LOT of people show up for it. the Seattle scene has moved to Gameworks! Who would have thunk it.

[L1qu1d]

yesterday at work i found a womans purse with 75 dollars in it a blackberry and all this shit, and i returned it without taking anything and she came in 20 minutes later to get it back...she looked like a dumb bitch...but i just couldn't take it....have i become crazy or a better person?

[Master Chibi]

This post is extremely fucking nerdy / dorky / pathetic.

Ok so for the past few years I've been cursing this old computer I was working on. I mean I really hated it. So a month ago I take money out from savings, contact a friend of mine, and together we build a pretty damn nice computer. Nothing amazing, but more than worth the money I put into it.

So anyway, now everything's running twice as fast, I've got 400 windows open, and my friend says, here, you can borrow my copy of Doom 3.

Now to the rest of you, Doom 3 is old news. To me, I was absurdly happy. See back in high school (and even a good portion of college, when everyone was playing CS / RS / whatever) I was the biggest fucking Doom fanboy on the planet. I played the shit out of Doom 1 and Doom 2, and the expansion packs, and the collection of hundreds of levels, and I made my own levels, and sprites, and it's easily the most time I've ever spent with a game, probably 10 years since its release in 93 (yes I'm serious).

So now I'm like foaming at the mouth, I have a computer that can actually play Doom 3! Doom fucking 3! So for the first two weeks I'm playing the game, and I'm pretty much getting killed left and right, thanks to not having an FPS in like years (let alone using the mouse and keyboard at the same time to play). And I'm totally into it.

Until I realize I still had Ultimate Doom 95 on my external hard drive last week. So I'm like what the hell, I'll play it again for shits and giggles.

Fuck, I still love this game. Really, I should be playing Doom 3, but here I am still going bonkers for Doom I, and I couldn't care less! I want to look for old user wads for this, Alien Doom , Trinity, ah soo much old school goodness.

Shit, I got to meet up with JeRon and get some death matching.

Yeah that's what's on my mind.

:p

[PimpC]

i was walking outside in the sun and i kept thinking, it's kinda warm out....the weatherman is ass, this is some bullshit. I came back out like five minutes later and clouds had covered the sun and it was a little chilly and I thought damn it's like night and day from earlier...then i thought about, the difference between night and day is the damn sun....then i felt stupid for thinking about that for some reason....

the little mouse ball on my laptop is fucked...I hate laptops, I can't wait to go home....harass some freshman, just for fun.

[Stabby]

I've been eating a lot of Wendy's lately. I stopped eating the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers for a while, I guess because I got sick of them.

I had one about two weeks ago, and I can't stop. They are the best fast-food sandwiches I've ever eaten.

[DropKick Murphy]

yeah wendys will do that to you. shit i think i might take me a lil trip down there and pick me up one of them there tasty burgers. they sho is mighty tasty,

[arcticninja]

This post is extremely fucking nerdy / dorky / pathetic.
.....I LOVE DOOM
:p



dude, there's nothing nerdy or pathetic about liking Doom, or any game for that matter. Don't be ashamed of your hobbies.

The only thing you should be ashamed of is putting up with such a crappy computer for so long.

[Dan?]

ummm...put it this way:

Try to talk like someone for the deep, dirty South. You know with the twang and horrible enunciation. Now pretend that you're mentally handicapped.

There you got it. That's how Americans sound to everyone else.

Wail ah de-clayuh!

[Adam Warlock]

"oh shit cuzz I'm so fucked up....:wasted:" Suck a dick, man.

You sound like a noob. If you've ever been really fucked up, you know there's times where there's really nothing else you can say. It's a moment of realization that occurs when you're sitting on the couch and suddenly the room is spinning and you realize that none of your senses are telling you the same thing. It's like you go from buzzin' to OH WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE in .3 seconds.

[Master Chibi]

dude, there's nothing nerdy or pathetic about liking Doom, or any game for that matter. Don't be ashamed of your hobbies.

The only thing you should be ashamed of is putting up with such a crappy computer for so long.

True.

That thing ran itself into the ground.

Thanks : )

[RaishinX]

You sound like a noob. If you've ever been really fucked up, you know there's times where there's really nothing else you can say. It's a moment of realization that occurs when you're sitting on the couch and suddenly the room is spinning and you realize that none of your senses are telling you the same thing. It's like you go from buzzin' to OH WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE in .3 seconds.


Sorry if I came off that way but (apparently) I'm not a big fan of intoxication. Never saw the draw in such confusion and delirium.

-Sometimes nowadays I don't feel like taking a bath. I do, but, it's almost like it's a chore after a long day of bs-ing/playing video games/whatever.

[Dan?]

I love it when my friends are wasted. There's bound to be free food.

[DropKick Murphy]

Washing up is overrated.(I kid I kid, wash yo' balls nucca)

[Master Chibi]

Hello Dan?

How are you?

Also PUPPIES OR KITTIES?!

[nameingway]

definetly, or in the rare instances where you actually have no idea what anyone is even saying anymore. you're just hearing noises instead of words. ahh good times, i'm glad i didn't drive back then.

[DropKick Murphy]

So I started playing Virtua fighter 4 again, and then i realized that i still cant do all of akira's moves. man, i need a fucking stick.

[Dan?]

I am well.

And yourself?

PUPPIES TILL I DIE!

(I kid I kid, wash yo' balls nucca)

Seconded. Chitlins need ta brush they business.

[Master Chibi]

I'm just peachy, thanks.

Cake or cookies!?!!@rfda4t

[doujinshi_2001]

- These fucking lovebugs are ridiculous! Damn they're making my car look nasty being splattered all over the window and front bumper. I wish their "season" would end or something

- I like Hugo Boss cologne.

- I need something to do tonight since I'm off

[Shinto]

So Im making my famous smack yo mama chicken and cant help to think of Ms Peachez fried that chicken :(

Fried that chicken, fried that chicken (you hear me?)

[Taito]

I just saw this movie Children of Men.. wow it was (visually) heavy stuff. Now I don't wanna do any kind of Friday night partying.. If you want to kill whatever good mood you're in for the rest of the day, that movie will do it for ya..

(it comes out in the US on Dec 25, I'm not really recommending it, but yeah..)

(Wait, on Christmas?? Yeah that's a real heartwarming flick for the holidays, *sarcasm*)

[jimmy1200]

get a stick scrub

being drunk is great. i only throw up when i get drunk at the bar. i guess because im not in motion and its not when i start moving, that i then get sick, its after i move and then stop, that the oh, im fucked up, part kicks in. but im a real man. if i feel dizzy and terrible, i get the fuck up, and stop whinning like a bitch, and throw the hell up. if i have to, i gag myself a little. fuck it. why sit there tryin to avoid the "spin", when you could end it all, by just barfing and then proceeding to pass out and wake up dehydrated and hungry. the greatest
drinking is great. its such good times when its right, and can be a motherfcka when you have a bad night

[fishjie]

yes, nothing like walking into the bathroom of a bar and finding that people have thrown up over the floor and urinals. NNNNNASTY

[jimmy1200]

nah. thats whack as shit. they arent real men

[monbaby]

Dude I have a toaster oven in my dorm room and making hot dogs and burgers in there is awesome.

I was at this small get together and a bunch of drunk chicks and dudes basically take over the room with this desperate rush to smoke some weed. They beg me to let them use my bong and after they spend too much time trying to find a place to smoke I'm like fuck off and I leave to go back home. Losers. I hate people who act like such fuckin noobs at everything. OMG WEED! OMG WE'RE DRUNK!

Shut the hell up.



Ne0, I suggest you start learning how to roll up a blunt...:wink:

[Raiko]

I recently acquired telekinesis in my latest dream. Before that it was flight. Things are looking up.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Tonight seems like the perfect time to sit back and chill to Food & Liquor.

[doujinshi_2001]

- I feel like having a cigar right now.

- I'm watching Flavor of Love 2 reruns and I had no idea Krazy was Hispanic. Wtf?

- I'm thinking about getting glasses for show. What does people think of that shit? I know a lot of people that have them for show and I'm kinda feelin that look right now

[Million]

yeah...dreams will always surpass reality. Sometimes I can't help but feel disappointment when I wake up. In the dreamworld...I can be a god. Here...I wake up to a world with no real super heroes or super villains, no giant metallic horses, no GI Joes as my "crew", no gargoyle ice statues falling from the sky, and no reality-warping powers for me to play with. (yes...all are things from my dreams. The giant, living metallic horse was a real LSD case there...it was a sight to behold. That's a "WTF?!" visual you just don't get to see in reality.)

This world/life:
-Majority of the time(at least a 3rd of every day for most of the week, for most people) is wasted on "work".
-Taxes.
-Inevitable sickness
-Inevitable death.
-EVERYTHING causes cancer. I bet if I stared at a beetle for too long...I would develop cancer from that.
-No "happy endings" in life besides the special kind you get from random whores. Things usually end terribly, and evil triumphs most of the time.
-every good show you love---96% it will be cancelled quickly...because "fun" and enjoyment are against the law in this world.
-bitches.

Yeah...Dreamland beats the shit out of this sad sack place we call a world.

Sometimes I have wondered...are comatose people in an extensive dreamstate? I forgot whatever science/experiments/Discovery Channel told me about this. If so, that sounds...interesting. However, the notion of time is usually warped in the dreamstate. I've had a few dreams where it felt like a whole day's worth of events happened.

Completely random: I suddenly want to make "Blade Brown"("Play" from Kid N Play) from the movie "Class Act" in Saint's Row. eh, maybe not. Nino Brown(New Jack City) would be more interesting....yes...

haha..I should make Bad News Brown from old era WWE(F)...

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

$0.25 fudge brownies are truly one of the greatest inventions of all time.

[monbaby]

$0.25 fudge brownies are truly one of the greatest inventions of all time.



I would give you positive rep for that but i must spread rep around first...

In fact i have never given rep to the same person twice...

shit how many people do i have to give it to before i can rep someone again?...

[doujinshi_2001]

- What the hell happened to Full House being on Adult Swim? Not that I care or anything (I don't like Full House) I just remember seeing a lot of commercials for it to premiere...

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

- What the hell happened to Full House being on Adult Swim? Not that I care or anything (I don't like Full House) I just remember seeing a lot of commercials for it to premiere...

Full House premiering on Adult Swim?

...Pathetic.

[Carpet Lint]

Dan? what's this business about you getting married? I thought we were going to run away together to the islands (right near da beach....BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIEEEEEE) together after you ditched that bitch.

My dreams...crushed like you was Honda and went :d:..:u::k: up on my heart.

_____

Someone tell me what the hell the point of a History - or even English - degree is.

You study up on history...so that you can eventually get a Masters, which lets you eventually become a professor, so that you can then teach other people about history.

Who can then study up on history...so that they can eventually get a Masters, which lets them become new professors, which lets them teach new students...

This whole thing seems completely pointless. And like 80% of the jobs out there are to support other jobs and make their existence justified. I worked in developing software for an insurance company once - and I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. Companies existing to support other companies that exist only to support other companies...

It's a fucking loop!

The economy is stimulating itself - if you're a History major, you're just nasty residue from the economy jerking itself off. That's messed up.

[doujinshi_2001]

Or maybe it was Saved By the Bell....I forget.

[Ne0phyte]

FUCK!!! I AM SOOO fucked up right now. I know I said yesterday that I hate this stuff but omg dude I so am! I'm fucking freaking out it's like the keys on the keyboard are jumping at me.

omg I have never been this high omg omgomg omgomgomg I am told by a friend that I need to calm down and type something (omg I'm fine now) to calm down because I'm freaking the fuck out. I can still spell lol right I know I am because I'm a good speller. Omg what kind of shit is this??? Holy fuck are you there?? I can't stop fucking laughing what the fuck. My hands feel all tingly and jumpy and the keyboard feels three dimensional.

Dude lemme listen to some Radiohead. omg Paranoid Android omg I was drunk already I have never been this fucked up in my life wtf okay reality time my friend in here is taping me on his cell phone wtf omg shit.

I see how appealing it is to post on SRK inebriated omg but look how great my spelling and grammar still is.

Fuck this is some crazy shit. Holy shit. The Radiohead isn't helping.

omg
gotta go bye

[Million]

yeah, it was Saved by the Bell. I'm not sure when it came on, but it did. I only watch CN on Saturday nights though...and the occasional mornings to see Ben 10. I would've been watching Sunday nights too for Venture Bros., but there's just too much great stuff on that particular night. I can't deny myself the greatness that is Flavor of Luv 2.

Saint's Row surely has set a record for the most cursing in a console game. Similar to Goodfellas...nearly every other word is fuck, shit, damn nigga, muthafucka!, bitch, ass, asshole... It's not an exaggeration. Even random pedestrians on the street....at least 80% of what they say is something with curse words. I think cops/SWAT/FBI are the only characters that don't curse.

time for internet research: I suddenly wondered...why/how did "bullshit" get it's current meaning? I wonder who was the first person to think "shit from a bull...bullshit" = something unbelievable, lame, cheap, unfair, etc. Southern phrases are even more interesting to me...like some family/friends have used the phrase "crazier than a road lizard.." So, I was a little kid wondering..."Just how crazy is a road lizard? It must be really crazy, since they have a phrase named after it to describe how crazy someone is." Or, "Great day in the mornin'! Lightnin' struck a pine!" Where does stuff like this come from?

Cheap Lifestyle: I've done well this time. My last withdrawal from the atm(40 bucks) was Wednesday of last week, so I have successfully made it beyond the 1-week point on 40 bucks.

Goodfellas---still one of my choices for greatest movie ever. My absolute #1 though is still Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Nothing beats Temple of Doom for me. It's just sick how many times I watched that, especially when I was a kid. Sometimes I'd watch it back to back on a summer vacaton day....just all day Temple of Doom marathon sessions. Eventually, I had nearly all the dialogue memorized from watching it so much.

[Ne0phyte]

Feelin better is the 240 second limit over yet

cooking hot dogs


ghan

[maxx]

ok its official i'm done with bi-girls...omg...they bring the armageddon of drama. fuck....thought this may be hard....and i may be in for a hybernation in terms of getting laid. but my sanity is on the line. 9 out of the 11 girls ive dated have been bi...so this seems very extreme but they are driving me up the fucking wall. Everyone of those bi girls has been batshit insane in one form or another.

so this one wasnt a girlfriend,....she was just a tease. so this girl at work nicole..me and her were hitting it off, i met her and moved in within two weeks trying to get wit her. Now she had totally been giving me hints she liked me..we had lil discussions via texting cuz she's on the otherside of the warehouse i work at. She'd tell me she thought i was cute and i had a nice ass...she actually told me repeatedly i had a nice ass. and she told me if she had the chance she'd kiss me...now i've been trying to chill wit this chick but she has no car and is all over the place. though i was very iffy on a relationship tip cuz she's a hardcore drinker..she's drunk and high every night pretty much and i think she's into hardcore drugs. she's asked me if i knew where she could score some coke...i dunno a white college frat kid? i dunno where to score any drugs.
So we had planned on 4 outing together she's bailed on all but 1. So i was finally like ok..you've been dropping hints u liked me wuts the deal. then she drops the bomb she's seeing someone and its a girl. i dunno why she mentioned it was a gir;l..like it was gonna lessen the pain. wtf. and she dropped the killer of all killers..we can still be friends..fuck that. wtf damn teasin me.

and tonight omg my ex is batshit insane and cant drink worth shit. i pretty much watched her relationship with her gf go to hell on her 21st birthday. cliffnots version

-my ex recently came out as a lesbian...which i dont think she is 100%

-her g/f is very different she's a hood girl and my ex is very..i dunno suburban

-on her 21st b-day i realized her drinking causes drama...not the first time

-she's way too honest drunk....wayy too honest

-my ex was ignoring her g/f too much and it hurt her g/f

-the more drunk my ex got shit went down...sitting on dudes laps....pretty much ready to kiss other girls...then she invites sum dudes off the street who turn out to be 18..so i had to get those fuckers out

-then my ex and her g/f had a blow up like crazy and her ex left..and i finally left leaving some of my ex's college friends to watch over her and make sure she's ok.

-my ex cant be drunk and be in relationships...shit goes down..she is a horrible drinker.

-though this doesnt all involve me because shes an ex and a friend its like im sucked in anyways. and i know she's gonna be a wreck later

-ive talked to her current g/f and her g/f's friends and it sounds like this relationship wont last 2 months

-my ex thinks she's 100% lesbian..but i merly think its cuz she's had a slew of shitty guys and feels this is her only option and honestly..she has worse luck with girls than guys and ive told her so this doesnt make sense for me

so much the drama

[DropKick Murphy]

Should I make one more burger? We really dont have that much beef left. But I really want another burger. Help SRK, I need guidance.

[merdoc]

yes make it, make this one count though, like the best one, not some low ranked shit.

[DropKick Murphy]

Aight thanks merdoc time to fire up the foreman grill for one more adventure.

[TheSix]

....why god? Why the fuck can't I ever just go to the store, or the gas station, get my 1 item(normally gas or soda) and be on my way? Why the fuck must I ALWAYS(and I do mean EVERY SINGLE TIME) be behind some idiot that thinks he is going to win the lottery by buying every single ticket/scratcher in the place; therefor making me stand there for 20 minutes while he feels out whatever or redeems his measly 2 dollars he just won playing the 1 dollar scratcher? HUH!? WHY?!?!?!

FUCK YOU LOTTO!

[Rico!]

have you ever noticed 90% of all guys playing lotto are dirty old guys? same with the the people waiting around the OTB? Old guys are wierd.

[Adam Warlock]

Ne0, I suggest you start learning how to roll up a blunt...:wink:



Nay, bowl is the best way for conservation. Save the L's for when the bowl isn't available IMO.

- These fucking lovebugs are ridiculous! Damn they're making my car look nasty being splattered all over the window and front bumper. I wish their "season" would end or something

- I need something to do tonight since I'm off

Should have called me. I'd have been down for some rounds. And love bugs fuckin suck. For anybody who hasn't seen them, they're these little firefly type bugs that join at the ass and zerg rush everything around them.

SNIP


Last night, i was on a cloud of Blueberries and Haze. I think I dunked on Jesus, and I'm not talking about the Hispanic kid down the block either.


************************************************** ***********

I think the spanish chick downstairs is trying to throw the ass at me. She never says two words when her husband's around, but when he's not she's in my face shaking her maraccas like Charo. One day i was coming down the steps and saw her walking into her house and she smiled. In the time it took me to lock my door and get back to my car she was outside again in a different outfit. I think it belonged to her seven year old daughter because it definitely didn't fit her. I'm not even trying to fuck with that for multiple reasons, one of them being her Scarface type husband. Fucking chicks at FAMU led me to the realization that I don't like horse hair in my bed, fuck finding an entire horse head in it.

[fishjie]

This post is extremely fucking nerdy / dorky / pathetic.

Ok so for the past few years I've been cursing this old computer I was working on. I mean I really hated it. So a month ago I take money out from savings, contact a friend of mine, and together we build a pretty damn nice computer. Nothing amazing, but more than worth the money I put into it.

So anyway, now everything's running twice as fast, I've got 400 windows open, and my friend says, here, you can borrow my copy of Doom 3.

Now to the rest of you, Doom 3 is old news. To me, I was absurdly happy. See back in high school (and even a good portion of college, when everyone was playing CS / RS / whatever) I was the biggest fucking Doom fanboy on the planet. I played the shit out of Doom 1 and Doom 2, and the expansion packs, and the collection of hundreds of levels, and I made my own levels, and sprites, and it's easily the most time I've ever spent with a game, probably 10 years since its release in 93 (yes I'm serious).

So now I'm like foaming at the mouth, I have a computer that can actually play Doom 3! Doom fucking 3! So for the first two weeks I'm playing the game, and I'm pretty much getting killed left and right, thanks to not having an FPS in like years (let alone using the mouse and keyboard at the same time to play). And I'm totally into it.

Until I realize I still had Ultimate Doom 95 on my external hard drive last week. So I'm like what the hell, I'll play it again for shits and giggles.

Fuck, I still love this game. Really, I should be playing Doom 3, but here I am still going bonkers for Doom I, and I couldn't care less! I want to look for old user wads for this, Alien Doom , Trinity, ah soo much old school goodness.

Shit, I got to meet up with JeRon and get some death matching.

Yeah that's what's on my mind.

:p

YO, you might want to check this out:

http://doom3.filefront.com/file/Classic_Doom_3_11_for_Windows;66871

its CLASSIC DOOM, ON THE DOOM 3 GAME ENGINE! All the great levels of DOOM 1 (EXACTLY THE SAME AND UNTOUCHED, although I guess the doom 3 versions of the monsters are tougher) with the graphics of doom 3!!!

[Shinto]

FUCK YOU LOTTO!

My heart bleeds the same.When I use to buy metrocards at the store, there use to be a whole bunch of people on line to get ether crap or lotto's.Im like people you are not gonna win....there is 2 critiera to win....your old and is spanish....bonus for the 2 combine.

[Wolfgang McFierce]

Dan? what's this business about you getting married? I thought we were going to run away together to the islands (right near da beach....BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIEEEEEE) together after you ditched that bitch.

My dreams...crushed like you was Honda and went :d:..:u::k: up on my heart.

_____

Someone tell me what the hell the point of a History - or even English - degree is.

You study up on history...so that you can eventually get a Masters, which lets you eventually become a professor, so that you can then teach other people about history.

Who can then study up on history...so that they can eventually get a Masters, which lets them become new professors, which lets them teach new students...

This whole thing seems completely pointless. And like 80% of the jobs out there are to support other jobs and make their existence justified. I worked in developing software for an insurance company once - and I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. Companies existing to support other companies that exist only to support other companies...

It's a fucking loop!

The economy is stimulating itself - if you're a History major, you're just nasty residue from the economy jerking itself off. That's messed up.

For me honestly, I 'd rather have a degree that I actually liked to study then to have a degree that I had to work on and absolutely HATE. It's likely I'll get one of those useless degrees so yeah :sad:. When I'm working in McDonalds, at least I can say I have a degree I loved to work on and actually loved to study *shrug*

[JackTenrac!]

If you attempt to rob a deaf man, and he :r::hk: you, leaving you helpless, will he make a sound?

[Stabby]

If I were deaf, I'd scream constantly.

If anyone asked me to stop, I'd just say "Sorry-- I'm deaf."

[monbaby]

Nay, bowl is the best way for conservation. Save the L's for when the bowl isn't available IMO.




Bowl is better for conservation...

But at least i can smoke without using my hands...

Plus i good rolled blunt lasts a while...

Optimos and Keep Moving's FTW... :smokin:

[arcticninja]

Someone tell me what the hell the point of a History - or even English - degree is.

You study up on history...so that you can eventually get a Masters, which lets you eventually become a professor, so that you can then teach other people about history.

Who can then study up on history...so that they can eventually get a Masters, which lets them become new professors, which lets them teach new students...

This whole thing seems completely pointless. And like 80% of the jobs out there are to support other jobs and make their existence justified. I worked in developing software for an insurance company once - and I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. Companies existing to support other companies that exist only to support other companies...

It's a fucking loop!

The economy is stimulating itself - if you're a History major, you're just nasty residue from the economy jerking itself off. That's messed up.



A lot of people that get undergraduate Arts degrees (such as History or English) go on to post graduate programs like Law or Business.



and I'm definitely going to try out that Doom3 mod :)

[DropKick Murphy]

I m fucking sick. I hate being sick. Fucking cold.

[doujinshi_2001]

- When did being bisexual or lesbian turn out to be the new fad these days? And why is it when bis or lesbians have girlfriends, they're always hot? Wtf?

- I was watching a new episode of Jerry Springer today titled "Jerry's Tranny Special" and I'm not gonna lie, the two trannies on that show looked hella good (you know, considering they're transexuals and all) but I'm straight. If you would see them in person, you'd have no idea they were trannies...well maybe if you heard their voices and suspected something

[supaman]

i find bis and lesbians more interesting because the ones I hang out with r friendly and freaky as hell.

One time i was at a club these chicks came up to me and started grinding in front of me and asked me to join them. After that they made out in front of me I mang It was like a dream:looney:

[fishjie]

A lot of people that get undergraduate Arts degrees (such as History or English) go on to post graduate programs like Law or Business.



and I'm definitely going to try out that Doom3 mod :)

oh i just found out its ONLY episode 1 (but at least its all 9 maps, including the secret level). damn, hopefully they'll come out with episode 2 and 3. cause i gotta say, the mod is AWESOME! They've stayed faithful t