The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Million]

yeah, I haven't seen an AOL disc in a long time. It's been at least several months.

Doom is on Live Arcade--and I noticed one of the acheivements is "Neophyte", mildly amusing as it reminds me of "ne0phyte" here of course.

I still consider Happy Tree Friends to be possibly THE funniest thing ever to come from the internet to mainstream media. It doesn't matter which episode it is...I'm always laughing so hard it hurts.

[AdverseSolutions]

serpent, yes yes let's never use our 'feelings'.

can't believe you're still allowed to post here.

[Wolfgang McFierce]

Is it me or did AOL tone down on the free trial CD spam?

In other news, I get a new Capitol One offer every 3-4 days.

I got banned from AOL for abusing their CDs.

[TS]

I don't think I've ever mentioned this before, but I sure do enjoy reading Serpent's posts. Not that I necessarily agree with everything he says, but I find his perspective to be....refreshing.


Agreed, definitely.

[H-F Blade]

I'm so glad I don't use AOL anymore.

[Serpent]

serpent, yes yes let's never use our 'feelings'.

can't believe you're still allowed to post here.

Amazing, so you think CEOs, military personnel, politicians and basically anyone with supervisory power or decision making authority should act on their feelings, as opposed to just working off of logic? So it's fair to treat people differently based on your feelings, even if they're each in the same situation? Because that is what you're going to see happen when 'feelings' rather than logic and consistency are the measure of decision making.

I can't believe you aren't dead yet. It sounds like you're male, so unless you're gay there shouldn't be someone else taking care of you. Well, maybe your mother is keeping you away from the hard real world. We really need to allow natural selection to cull the population for the mental derelicts of the world.

[H-F Blade]

Damn cop gave me a ticket for not stopping at a stop sign while I was on my bike. There were no oncoming cars around for miles. I was late to class because of him. What a bastard.

[AdverseSolutions]

oh serpent! have my first child.

let me put it this way. i'm saying that it is precisely the emphasis on 'logic' and 'morality' that leads people into situations like the iraq war, where 'logic' and 'morality' tell them to obey the chain of command, torture the prisoner in front of them for information he may not have and conduct aerial bombings on civilian areas. these are places where 'feelings' could come in handy. after all, it was 'feelings' that led GIs in vietnam to murder their commanding officers, drop screws into aircraft carrier engines, sabotage, mutiny and generally resist the draft because they didn't 'feel' like fighting. and at the time they were certainly denounced by men like yourself as 'pansies' and the like. truth is they had some powerful 'feelings'.

now, these decisions aren't taken in a vacuum, they rely on ethical judgements: human to human, self-preservation etc. i am not arguing for 'pure feeling' devoid of logic but reason and feeling, i.e. ethics (which actually conflicts with the concept of morality, but that's a longer explanation).

but hey man your ironic misogyny is a bore. it's peddled anywhere on the internet where middle class men like yourself gather, where you engage in this strange variation of homosexuality, where women are negated and the men gather around loathing the women. just a few steps further and this'll be a circle jerk.

[Murt!]

Damn cop gave me a ticket for not stopping at a stop sign while I was on my bike. There were no oncoming cars around for miles. I was late to class because of him. What a bastard.

Did you happen to be Riding While Black?

[RoninChaos]

serpent, yes yes let's never use our 'feelings'.

can't believe you're still allowed to post here.

I'm still trying to figure out why I let you and AHVB post here so kindly shut the fuck up.

[AdverseSolutions]

shut the fuck up about what? what are the restrictions on what i'm allowed to discuss (beyond the forum rules)?

[GreyFoxx]

Damn that apple cider from Starbucks couldnt think or act staright...once again my stores Tekken title is defended. THe End.

[XZalla]

pink lady apples own the shit out of boring red delicious apples!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/fried-chicken-song.html this is some funny stuff, are they trying to out do the chicken noodle soup song? lol

[H-F Blade]

Did you happen to be Riding While Black?
Unfortunately I'm not black. But still, he was such a bitch.

[RoninChaos]

shut the fuck up about what? what are the restrictions on what i'm allowed to discuss (beyond the forum rules)?


I've sat here and watched you go nuts in these forums in regards to any and all political issues, especially in regards to anything that AHVB says and you've continued to go back and forth with him on any issue that you can. The thing is, I don't neccesarily disagree with you on various issues, but your manner of going about these discussions and the like makes your above statement about Serpents views, as flawed as they may be, even more astounding. Serpet has a right to speak here, just as you. The thing is, 9 times out of 10 Serpent is joking. Neither you nor AHVB are kidding in regards to anything you say when it comes to political discussion. You are both at extreme ends of the spectrum and seem to enjoy clawing each other's throats out when the opportunity arises. The reason political discussion (with the exception of a select few threads) has been banned has been the fault of yourself and AHVB. So you even insinuating that somebody else's views are slightly extreme, if not cliched, is fucking hilarious. Particularly since you seem to wonder why some one such as serpent is allowed to post. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

I've allowed political discussion and every GD moderator has the authority to close them with or without notice, per their disgression because it's extremely obvious that people here aren't capable of debate beyond making wild (mostly baseless) claims, and back it up with extremely slanted views and bullshit reasoning. This is a street fighter website and stupid fucks like you are the reason why people want to shut GD the fuck down. It gets tiring when I have to justify keeping this place around when not only do I have to defend shit like "The prince of masturbation" stuff, I have to defend dumb fucks like you and AHVB who can't seem to even agree to disagree on anything. You two should put aside your differences and just fuck.

I helped write the forum rules and I'm allowed (By Wiz) to invoke any others in this forum in order to keep it under control, hence the limited ban on religion and political threads. If you don't like it, get the fuck out.

Now that I'm thinking about it, there's no reason that political discussion should be banned here; you two should simply be banned. I'll get right on that.

[TS]

Jaywalking tickets: hella weak.

[AdverseSolutions]

Oh noez. I'll be quiet.

[Serpent]

Jaywalking tickets: hella weak.

I got a 15 minute lecture from some highway patrol trooper on that a few weeks ago. I didn't get a ticket fortunately.

Trooper: Can you afford a $150-200 ticket?
Me: Nope.

And then he turned around and walked away...

[H-F Blade]

Last year my roommate got a jaywalking ticket. He was crossing the street just to get to our apartment complex when a cop further down the sidewalk, who was dealing with someone else, told him to stop. It was a ticket after that. We all told him that he should have just ran for it. He was really close to our apartment anyway and the cop wouldn't have stopped with the other person just to go chase him down. What would he have done, called for backup? "Jaywalking teenager, armed and dangerous. Need assistance now!"

[Wolfgang McFierce]

Jaywalking tickets: hella weak.

People actually enforce this? I jaywalk in front of cops on accident sometimes and I never get a ticket.

[RoninChaos]

It's cause they know you're WolfGang Fucking McFierce! Fuckin' VERSE!

[EVARGNUG]

Chicks dig doo-rags. However, you have to risk permanently becoming an heretic.

Sane, fuctioning member of society > doo-rags

[Azrael]

I've never smoked weed. Ever. There was a point where I might have been "Oh noes, it's wrong!" but since then, I've just never had the occasion to do so.

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I was watching the Japanese trivia show last night, and one of the bits was "Did you know that Michael Jackson made and produced a video game?" Japanese people were shocked. I was shocked they had never experienced the greatness of Moonwalker. Apparently, they had to go through some trouble to get a copy of the game for the Sega Master system. Shit, shoulda asked me, I would have showed them how to get the ROM.

It was hilarious, the narrator was like "And when Bubbles the monkey comes out...Michael Jackson turns into a robot." And the Japanese people were like "OMGWTF?! He's a robot now!!!" And I was all "Sweet, the robot! Use the charge lasers!"

EDIT
Aw, the higher-ups are hating on the Prince of Masturbation?

[Taito]

I just learned what 'balut' is.. WTF WTF WTF

[9999]

I fuckin HATE getting up early :tdown:

[Muff Daddy]

The thing is, 9 times out of 10 Serpent is joking.

this is the conclusion i came to as well. the only reason he and i butted heads was because i came back to the forums and saw this brilliant (yet wildly arrogant) motherfucker running around like he was the cat's meow. but thats how Serpent is. certain people are bound to clash. we had our fight and that was that. and for the record, you jumped on me for no reason when i reposted that old thread of Ronin's. the fact that i was the one to post it was completely arbitrary. Ronin and i were on aim and i was like should you post it or i? he said it didn't matter, so i went ahead posted it. then you went hog wild and accused me of dick riding. but now i actually look forward to Serpent's rants because i don't take him completely seriously.

i told Serpent that i could out-laywer him, and i'd like to apologize for that. Serpent once told me that i'd make a good politician and i took that as a compliment, thanks for that Serpent.

the point is, don't keep dragging shit on forever like children. certain people think its cool to have mortal enemies on here - you know who you are - which is retarded. i still think that GD will eventually get shut down. but i've always maintained that its not GD, its certain people in GD. i don't see how it can be avoided aside from mass bannings and cullings.

also Ronin, you're my N-word.

[RaishinX]

I don't know whether I should be thankful for my youthful appearance, or annoyed that people want to see I.D. when I walk into a library during school hours.


I think I'll be annoyed.

[angryliberal]

in the continuing effort to homoginze our future generation into thinking the way we want, reading the books we want and only knowing that information which we want, these books have been challenged or banned in many school districts and libraries. the very nature of free speech is crumblng and we are returning to a time where only that which the few deem decent for the masses shall be read. a curb on the information we recieve until we only act as they want us to act and do what they want us to do. they are afraid of words, afraid of knowledge and afraid that they may be wrong. in a free country, one that touts our freedoms of teh press, our freedom to do as we please, we see our freedoms crumbling each day. the media has been used to hypnotise us into a lull so we no longer care when a book gets banned or some information is not brought to the masses. we gladly accept these things because they "aren't a big deal". to me, cesorship is a big deal. to me, the words of an individual cannot be deemed indecent by one group, only deemed by the individual. it is not the place of a fringe group to tell us what we can read. it is not the place of the government to impose their will on our media, on what we can and cannot see, or hear or experience. it is time for us to stand up. it is time for us to get angry. it is time for us to know our rights and fight with all of our might those who attempt to dumb us down. those who attempt to take away all that we are given, to flush our freedoms down the toilet under the auspice of "proper" or the title of "moral". there is nothing wrong with your thoughts and there is nothing wrong with language. books should not be banned, not in a country with the first amendment we have. it is right there, the very first one you read. it was placed there for the very reason we are seeing today, so those of power or those few who want to subvert freedom cannot control what we know. say "FUCK YOU!" to the fcc, say "FUCK YOU!" to every group that talks about indecency in books, on radio, on television, in life. life is life, and it is not some groups right to sufficate it or hide it away from us. in honor of banned books week, take a moment to think to yourself, where will this lead? what will they ban next? at what point will we even have freedom anymore?

here is the top 100 books that have been banned or challenged in schools and libraries:

http://www.ala.org/ala/oif/bannedbooksweek/bbwlinks/100mostfrequently.htm

[Azrael]

i still think that GD will eventually get shut down. but i've always maintained that its not GD, its certain people in GD. i don't see how it can be avoided aside from mass bannings and cullings.
The higher-ups have hated on GD for awhile now. You always get the feeling the knife is only inches away from your throat.

Yeah, there's a lot of idiots in GD...but that holds true for anywhere, really. You just kind of deal with the good and the bad. I feel that SRK GD is still one of the best boards on the internet. It may not be high-profile like 4ch, SA, YTMND, or whatever, but when it's good, it's the best. It isn't just habit that keeps me coming back.

[Serpent]

this is the conclusion i came to as well. the only reason he and i butted heads was because i came back to the forums and saw this brilliant (yet wildly arrogant) motherfucker running around like he was the cat's meow. but thats how Serpent is. certain people are bound to clash. we had our fight and that was that. and for the record, you jumped on me for no reason when i reposted that old thread of Ronin's. the fact that i was the one to post it was completely arbitrary. Ronin and i were on aim and i was like should you post it or i? he said it didn't matter, so i went ahead posted it. then you went hog wild and accused me of dick riding. but now i actually look forward to Serpent's rants because i don't take him completely seriously.

i told Serpent that i could out-laywer him, and i'd like to apologize for that. Serpent once told me that i'd make a good politician and i took that as a compliment, thanks for that Serpent.

the point is, don't keep dragging shit on forever like children. certain people think its cool to have mortal enemies on here - you know who you are - which is retarded. i still think that GD will eventually get shut down. but i've always maintained that its not GD, its certain people in GD. i don't see how it can be avoided aside from mass bannings and cullings.

also Ronin, you're my N-word.

Honestly bro, not only do I not hold grudges, I can't even remember what we argued about. I remember someone bugged me to argue with you about something, and we had some sort of argument over it, but that had to be a looooong time ago. So it's most likely more my fault, and since you're being like this today, I can't possibly not apologize for that myself. I'm glad you moved on too, SRK is a lot more fun when the smarter posters do not hold grudges and take things too seriously. It's okay I think to attack each other a bit during an argument, but then after that specific argument is done I hate when people follow each other around attacking them every chance they get. I don't think I ever do that, and I don't think I've ever seen you do that either. I do attack some of the dumber integrity-less posters though, like cisco, since he is so stupid. I used to attack fishjie when he took things so seriously, but now he seemingly has learned to take things easy too.

I don't even take myself seriously all the time. I do think my sillier posts are extremely entertaining, and that's why I write them. Like the "paragon of justice" line, I thought that was great. I have to go collect all my posts one day and put them in one file I think. I'll probably never get around to it, but it'd probably be a ridiculously funny read when you see them all in order. The thing is, I always try to have something in my posts that if someone really wanted to seriously discuss it, they could. Usually no one really wants to though.

I vaguely remember the politician comment, and I think it was probably a compliment. It's not a bad goal to aim for, I think if you've got the ability it's a great aim. Politics is probably annoying because of all the mindless group thought surrounding it, but if you can put up with it, there is a lot of good you can do. There's also a lot of harm you can do. The interesting thing is to see what people that are capable of making a change do once they have power.

[RaishinX]

Not to disturb a rarely seen intellectual agreement but what the hell is up with Campbell's Soup? That shit is wack. Just broth, cheap chicken bits (fake?) and sorry-ass noodles. Why the hell is this shit so popular/get so much promotion? Don't get me started on tomato soup. That gotta be the biggest waste of spoon and bowl I've seen in a while. It's just thick red sauce. Why not drink it? And, in my opinion, tomatoes don't taste good enough to make a meal out of them alone.

Progresso/home made stuff blows that shit outta the water.

[Rico!]

fishjie's post made this thread stretch out looooooooooooooooong (on my settings at least)

[H-F Blade]

Damn, 2 more people got tickets after failing to stop on their bikes at the SAME spot! WTF, these cops are camping out there because it's a hotspot.

[arcticninja]

so....Adverse is banned now? That's the best news I've heard all day.

[Dan?]

My mortal enemy is robot house.

ROBOT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE!

[Lantis]

so....Adverse is banned now? That's the best news I've heard all day.

If AHVB gets banned, I'll celebrate with a full week of booze and cheap dirty Brazilian hoes.

But then again, how will that be different from any other week? :bgrin:

If they eliminate GD, it will just cause everyone to start spilling the random discussion into other boards and THEN massive banning may commence.

[arcticninja]

I never really had much of a problem with AHVB, other than he was full of crap most of the time. His arguments with P. Gorath were especially entertaining. The only reason I'm glad Adverse is gone is cause he was always bashing Muslims.


I don't think GD will be removed unless it goes over the line (again). And with the mods being as good as they are these days, I don't see that happening.

[TheSix]

...Seems like I've missed out on some stuff since I haven't been on in 2 days. Screw you back reading!

[Dan?]

They're talking about getting rid of GD?

Will I dream Dave? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvveeeee-*kzt*

[TheSix]

Don't get rid of GD...it's really the main reason I come here you fucks.


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In N Out burger is like the Starbucks of fast food now it seems.

[H-F Blade]

I live closer to an In-N-Out now. Haven't had it for a while though.

[Stabby]

How can cops give you a ticket while you are the street? Don't they need some form of ID?

[H-F Blade]

The guys outside my apartment are STILL mowing the lawns. <.<

[Wolfgang McFierce]

whatever happend to kcxj?

[fishjie]

he become kimjongill, posted a whole bunch in the relationship thread, left to study with a pickup artists forum, and has returned to the relationship thread yet again. and yes he's still doing the whole blogging about girls on srk thing.

[Serpent]

he become kimjongill, posted a whole bunch in the relationship thread, left to study with a pickup artists forum, and has returned to the relationship thread yet again. and yes he's still doing the whole blogging about girls on srk thing.

He needs a real blog again, so you can look at one place. If he makes it, I will make the Lord Krang's Adventures with Women Comments thread. I am sure it will be a classic mainstay on SRK for years to come. We can comment on his latest entries, and mock him repeatedly. I personally liked when he posted "Do you think this is funny? I am not a joke!! I am not here for people to laugh at me!" or something to that effect.

The book probably would have been good. Viscant gave me some stupid advice that shot down the basic thought though. Probably because Viscant doesn't read good books and can't write, he tried to impose his dumb rules on me to prevent my genius from being realized in the writing world. Well, that and I'm hella lazy. I think I wrote like 2 pages and then figured that was enough. I think I posted it too.

Hey I've got an idea, we can make the Lord Krang's Choose your own Adventures thread, where we each write up a page or two, and then leave an option and another writer can write what happens! We can figure out how to link it all later. Who's with me? Anyone? If you can find what I already wrote, that can be the start, we can just put options at the end!

[nameingway]

I just learned what 'balut' is.. WTF WTF WTF

i'm in the dark still. since it sounds fucked up, what is it?

edit: fuck...

[Stabby]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut

Az, is this stuff I'm hearing about the japanese buying 2 million copies of Pokemon in a single day true?

[Hunter D]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut

Az, is this stuff I'm hearing about the japanese buying 2 million copies of Pokemon in a single day true?

lol thats nothing. The japanese close schools on the day a dragon quest game is released. FF games also sell millions on the first day.

[Stabby]

Released for the PlayStation 2 on November 27, 2004 in Japan, Dragon Quest VIII went on to sell over three million copies within its first week, making it the fastest selling Japanese PlayStation 2 title ever.

Final Fantasy XII sold 1,764,266 copies on its first week in Japan, almost equalling the sales of Final Fantasy X in its first week.

2m in sales on the first day is insane. But my source is the Internet, and we'll see for in like a week just how well it did.

[Million]

If I wasn't blessed with a fast metabolism, I'd probably be a real fattso-fatass fatty. There are times when I just don't eat at all...but there are other times when it's the extreme opposite case, and I really can't stop myself....especially for one of my favorites, like the kroger Peanut Butter Passion ice cream(greatest ice cream in the history of civilization. Fact.)

-I wonder how bald Andrew Dice Clay is these days? A few years ago, I saw him on some show...and it's looking really bad...that must be such a hit to the ego....well, for white guys. Unlike other races...it's not really "cool" for white guys to just cut low all around or go completely bald. They have to deal with the skinhead connotation. Then there's the metros (aka "the gays") that care way too much about their hair.

Barney Rubble had the real prize. Betty was so much hotter than Wilma Flinstone. Betty was the real top piece of ass in all of Bedrock. It's not even close...you just know Fred was frustrated, and extremely jealous.

[Wolfgang McFierce]

I played DQ8 and I was dissapointed. It's all hype. Don't get me wrong, it's a good game but it's not the Jesus of PS2 games.

[Stabby]

DQVIII is the only game that has put me to sleep. It did it three times on seperate occasions before I finally quit.

[Murt!]

wtf, vegans are like the most annoying people ever. Honestly, these people need to get a hobby besides crying about kfc and whatever the Hollywood fad bullshit of the week is.

[H-F Blade]

When one of my Psychology TA's was introducing himself, he said that he specialized in anger, aggression, and violence. But after that my professor corrected him and said that he specialized in the study of anger, aggression, and violence. It sounded kinda funny when he first said it.

[9999]

I wanna see some new SA.M convos...

[H-F Blade]

WTF were the maintenance guys spraying water on the upper floor? There's no grass up here. A lot of the water got past our door and now there's a mess to be cleaned up. :annoy:

[arcticninja]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut




EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Wolfgang McFierce]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

And that's why there are no Asians on fear factor.

[arcticninja]

yeah, no shit. Every time I watch Fear Factor with any Asian person, they like "I eat that shit all the time".

damn crazy asianses.

[Carpet Lint]

Fuck that, no glass eater has ever had any success of any real significance on any reality television show.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

And that's why there are no Asians on fear factor.

:rofl:

[Rico!]

We can figure out how to link it all later. Who's with me? Anyone? If you can find what I already wrote, that can be the start, we can just put options at the end!

Ya know, me and my friend actually cheered when we saw him post in the women/relationship thread a few days ago after that long haitus :rofl:

I was thinking of just gathering all his posts together sometime just to have one big ol' fun reading to share with everyone. His blog was also top tier.

[Muff Daddy]

i'm taking a christian ethics class this year and i'm not sure if its supposed to be this unintentionally funny.

we were talking about what was moral according to the greek model of natural law. in the greek model of natural law, we can intuit what is good or moral by observing how nature functions and modeling our behavior off of that. so in catholic christian ethics its wrong to masturbate because the purpose of having reproductive organs is to reproduce. of course, Thomas Aquinas didn't know that other animals masturbate, such as dolphins or monkeys, but whatever.

we also talked about how rape is wrong because it is against reason and rationality under natural law as far as society is concerned. so then some girl asked, "So what if some guy rapes a girl with the intent of procreating, is the sex then considered moral?" then the professor was like, "Well, you have to stop and ask yourself: am I raping someone?" - and i just about lost it right then and there. i had to almost bite through my lip to keep from laughing.

then he started giving examples of how we can apply the greek model of natural law to other situations like premarital sex, and sex in general. its a sin to use contraception in catholic christian ethics because you're preventing procreation from occuring by artificial means - but at the same time its moral for a married couple that can't have kids to continue having sex because it strengthens the marital bond in accordance with the natural law which says that marriage is one of the foundations of society, and so on. then be brought up the example of a married couple who already had too many kids - but, in order to be moral, they are limited to the "rhythm method" (which is having sex when a woman isn't cycling but has a 85% fail rate O_o) or they have to abstain entirely from sex to remain "moral". so i started thinking, "wtf? can't you just use the 'natural' contraceptive method and just NOT cum in someone?!" - but it wasn't like i could say that out loud in class. so i raise my hand and ask, "well, when it comes to sex, couldn't you just use the natural contraception method? i mean, when it comes to sex you can go to the plate and hit one out of the park but that doesn't mean you have to slide into home plate everytime." everyone in the class went fucking nuts, loling all over themselves. he said, "hmmmm, thats a good analogy, i guess its okay, as long as you're not denying the process to occur by unnatural means." but he still didn't tell me if it was moral to pull out and skeet on someone's face under the natural law or not O_o i turned to my friend and said, "i should have just asked him if i'm living in sin if i skeet on someone's face."

edit: Ne0: soon, very soon. i need some essentials though. like surround sound and a tv, ideally HD. yeah, i'm a perfectionist like that.

[Ne0phyte]

but he still didn't tell me if it was moral to pull out and skeet on someone's face under the natural law or not O_o i turned to my friend and said, "i should have just asked him if i'm living in sin if i skeet on someone's face."
LOL

When is the party?

[doujinshi_2001]

Damn Balut sounds like serious business, shit is making me feel sick just thinking about it

[Stabby]

Balut ain't got shit on this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu)

pic (http://www.luifilm.com/photo/Cazu.jpg)

[DropKick Murphy]

Balut ain't got shit on this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu)

pic (http://www.luifilm.com/photo/Cazu.jpg)

Thats fucking nasty. looking at that shit made my skin crawl.

[Rico!]

I'm watching this show now called "Dr.Keith" on fox five... he's interviewing a "myspace gang" that force someone to kill themselves (i think). However they've bullied some girl and shit and she's taking it seriously. Seriously wtf? Online bullying? I agreed with the 'gang' leader, saying something to the likes of "we're thousands of miles apart talking through computer screens how are we supposed to know he was going to kill himself?"

I wish to someday see an SRK version of this show... Who would the bullying victim? the bullies? Oh the possibilities...

[DropKick Murphy]

I'm watching this show now called "Dr.Keith" on fox five... he's interviewing a "myspace gang" that force someone to kill themselves (i think). However they've bullied some girl and shit and she's taking it seriously. Seriously wtf? Online bullying? I agreed with the 'gang' leader, saying something to the likes of "we're thousands of miles apart talking through computer screens how are we supposed to know he was going to kill himself?"

I wish to someday see an SRK version of this show... Who would the bullying victim? the bullies? Oh the possibilities...

That pretty fucking stupid. Online bullying? That doesnt make sense. Cant you make your profile private on Myspace? Why didnt she just block them?

[H-F Blade]

Yeah, seriously. But unfortunatley some people aren't the most tech savvy.

[RaishinX]

SNIP

Oh fuck! :rofl: :rofl:

[fishjie]

hmm this ain't as bad as balut (GROSS :wasted: ) but here's something I ate while in China (http://www.twango.com/media/jie.china/jie.12009). more pix to come.

[DropKick Murphy]

How did them Scorpions taste? I hope you yelled get over here before you ate one.

[doujinshi_2001]

Man some of the shit people eat is crazy...

[Manx]

WTF? Tell the truth, Fish. that's just some poisonous scorpions you gathered up out of a trap whilst exploring a bunch of ancient Chineese ruins. :rofl:

[fishjie]

heheh the scorpion was kinda bland actually. slightly cruncy. the thing is, the scorpions (plus these snakes (http://www.twango.com/media/jie.china/jie.12168)) were used to make a soup, so all the flavor got transferred into the soup.

snakes aren't very fun to eat. too much bone.

[Ne0phyte]

I ordered food from a Chinese place the other day and paid with my debit card cause the dude didn't have change. The total was $15.27, and today when I check my bank statement it says $19.52. Is there anything I can do about this?

<--- broke. $4 is a lot of money :(

[Dan?]

I ordered food from a Chinse place the other day and paid with my debit card cause the dude didn't have change.

This right here was your first mistake. Obviously they charged you an extra $4 because they aren't even a legit Chinese place and they're trying to con people out of their money. I mean honestly, Ne0, if they don't spell the nationality right, how can you even be sure you're getting the right food, let alone not getting scammed? I thought you were smarter than that.

[Shinto]

This right here was your first mistake. Obviously they charged you an extra $4 because they aren't even a legit Chinese place and they're trying to con people out of their money.

:rofl:

Well Im moving back to Brooklyn, after being in J-ville for about 2 months.

[Ne0phyte]

This right here was your first mistake. Obviously they charged you an extra $4 because they aren't even a legit Chinese place and they're trying to con people out of their money. I mean honestly, Ne0, if they don't spell the nationality right, how can you even be sure you're getting the right food, let alone not getting scammed? I thought you were smarter than that.
I NEVER make typos... ?!? God dammit.

No rly, what should I do? Go there? Call my bank?

[Dan?]

Call your bank and call them, that'd be my suggeston.

[Ne0phyte]

Call your bank and call them, that'd be my suggeston.
So after I call my bank and am on the phone with them, I should start a three way call and call my bank again? Great advice Dan?~!

[Dan?]

Your insolence has sealed your fate, Ne0.

A pity, really. You had such potential.

Also: DO AS I TYPE NOT AS I TYPE LOL

[monbaby]

I know it's not that time of year...

But Charlie Browns "Christmas Time is Here Instrumental" is the greatest song ever...

[Wolfgang McFierce]

Everyone post your sexual fantasies.

I want some girl to go doggy style, put my hands under her crotch then say "hike!" make her take a shit into my hands then throw it somewhere. After that I start pouding that ass.

discuss.

[Million]

Turn-based "action" is the most asanine, idiotic, illogical, boring style of play ever in the history of games, imo. Does it REALLY make sense for a wizard, a warrior type, the random hot elf broad, etc...to TAKE TURNS fighting against a dark mage and his crew of dragons, golems, goblins, etc.? Seriously, come on now. So...you're telling me ...this group of superpowered characters meet up in a forest...tension builds...serious shit is about to go down! ONE TURN AT A TIME. You cannot be serious! as the great McEnroe would say. "You go...okay now you...my turn!" Nigga please with colla' greens. Terrible...absolutely terrible. Sometimes the developers didn't even go through the *hassle* of making it look like the characters fucking HIT each other. One dude jumpes out, and slashes at the air in front of the bad guys. CPU decides it counts as a "hit". On the flip side of that...the flood gates are wide open for cpu cheating, as it can simply decide "nope...you missed. My turn." You just have to take the game's word for it, because there's non of that fancy schmancy collision detection or hitbox nonsense going on...oh no...that would be too "high tech", right? Don't want to stray from the original prehistoric tradition, even if it was at least partially born out of tech-limitations of 8 and pre-8-bit eras, right? Yeah, sure.

I'm forever amazed that there is this surprising majority of gamers that continue go wild for it. It barely even counts as "gameplay" to me, if my timing and positioning doesn't really matter...and I'm controlling my character through a menu screen. Garbage. I want a game, not a "mildly interactive movie". Yeah, those cut-scenes look absolutely amazing....too bad we're WATCHING that sequence instead of actualy playing it.

**I had to post it somewhere else as well...this was originally my post from another forum's thread about posting your "Unpopular gaming opinions" Occasionally I have to let the hatred flow like water...it feels good. It was quite an entertaining idea for a thread, actually...I was considering snagging that concept and making a thread here. Of course, there were tons of "Halo sucks" comments....not a surprise.

[doujinshi_2001]

...still amazed at Balut and Scorpion eating...

[fishjie]

Turn-based "action" is the most asanine, idiotic, illogical, boring style of play ever in the history of games, imo. Does it REALLY make sense for a wizard, a warrior type, the random hot elf broad, etc...to TAKE TURNS fighting against a dark mage and his crew of dragons, golems, goblins, etc.? Seriously, come on now. So...you're telling me ...this group of superpowered characters meet up in a forest...tension builds...serious shit is about to go down! ONE TURN AT A TIME. You cannot be serious! as the great McEnroe would say. "You go...okay now you...my turn!" Nigga please with colla' greens. Terrible...absolutely terrible. Sometimes the developers didn't even go through the *hassle* of making it look like the characters fucking HIT each other. One dude jumpes out, and slashes at the air in front of the bad guys. CPU decides it counts as a "hit". On the flip side of that...the flood gates are wide open for cpu cheating, as it can simply decide "nope...you missed. My turn." You just have to take the game's word for it, because there's non of that fancy schmancy collision detection or hitbox nonsense going on...oh no...that would be too "high tech", right? Don't want to stray from the original prehistoric tradition, even if it was at least partially born out of tech-limitations of 8 and pre-8-bit eras, right? Yeah, sure.

I'm forever amazed that there is this surprising majority of gamers that continue go wild for it. It barely even counts as "gameplay" to me, if my timing and positioning doesn't really matter...and I'm controlling my character through a menu screen. Garbage. I want a game, not a "mildly interactive movie". Yeah, those cut-scenes look absolutely amazing....too bad we're WATCHING that sequence instead of actualy playing it.

**I had to post it somewhere else as well...this was originally my post from another forum's thread about posting your "Unpopular gaming opinions" Occasionally I have to let the hatred flow like water...it feels good. It was quite an entertaining idea for a thread, actually...I was considering snagging that concept and making a thread here. Of course, there were tons of "Halo sucks" comments....not a surprise.

have you ever played any of the turn based classics? Civilization, Heroes of might and magic, XCOM, not to mention chess? Turn based is a different style. Its very strategical (macro) and tactical (micro) at the same time.

Its a beautiful, and very addicting, thing. Don't hate.

If you're talking about turn based combat like in final fantasy, then hate away.

[monbaby]

Turn-based "action" is the most asanine, idiotic, illogical, boring style of play ever in the history of games, imo. Does it REALLY make sense for a wizard, a warrior type, the random hot elf broad, etc...to TAKE TURNS fighting against a dark mage and his crew of dragons, golems, goblins, etc.? Seriously, come on now. So...you're telling me ...this group of superpowered characters meet up in a forest...tension builds...serious shit is about to go down! ONE TURN AT A TIME. You cannot be serious! as the great McEnroe would say. "You go...okay now you...my turn!" Nigga please with colla' greens. Terrible...absolutely terrible. Sometimes the developers didn't even go through the *hassle* of making it look like the characters fucking HIT each other. One dude jumpes out, and slashes at the air in front of the bad guys. CPU decides it counts as a "hit". On the flip side of that...the flood gates are wide open for cpu cheating, as it can simply decide "nope...you missed. My turn." You just have to take the game's word for it, because there's non of that fancy schmancy collision detection or hitbox nonsense going on...oh no...that would be too "high tech", right? Don't want to stray from the original prehistoric tradition, even if it was at least partially born out of tech-limitations of 8 and pre-8-bit eras, right? Yeah, sure.

I'm forever amazed that there is this surprising majority of gamers that continue go wild for it. It barely even counts as "gameplay" to me, if my timing and positioning doesn't really matter...and I'm controlling my character through a menu screen. Garbage. I want a game, not a "mildly interactive movie". Yeah, those cut-scenes look absolutely amazing....too bad we're WATCHING that sequence instead of actualy playing it.

**I had to post it somewhere else as well...this was originally my post from another forum's thread about posting your "Unpopular gaming opinions" Occasionally I have to let the hatred flow like water...it feels good. It was quite an entertaining idea for a thread, actually...I was considering snagging that concept and making a thread here. Of course, there were tons of "Halo sucks" comments....not a surprise.



:rofl:

Lol...

Phantasy Star Online FTW!!!...

Oh and PSU comes out this fall million for PS2 and Xbox...

I'm definately prepared to give up my life for this game...

Sadly my Cube is gonna retire Phantasy star online 2 and 3...:sad:

[Million]

Chess is a different thing though...it's just generally more acceptable since it's "the classic" board game that's been around forever as the same thing. With video games...I'm immediately expecting some real-time action/combat.

heh, I remember thinking it had to be some kind of joke when I saw a preview for Metal Gear Acid. A new Metal Gear on psp! yes! wha--what the fuck!? WHY is it turn-based!? What's going on here!? *immediately checks to see if this is the April issue of EGM...* Later, I would jump up and yell "YES!" at the tv, when Adam Sessler echoes my sentiments by saying : "Why am I the only one that has a problem with this!?", referring to it being a METAL GEAR game....as a turn-based situation. I mean come on...it's Metal Fucking Gear. Don't tell me people would love seeing Street Fighter 4 come out turn-based with Menu screens popping up for the player to decide if he wants to do a Jab, Strong, or Fierce punch....I will strangle random people if that happens.

Oh and yes...I'm referring to the turn-based RPGs in particular...though turn-based anything doesn't really catch my interest as something that's "fun". Anyway, I see these games as just 1 step above all those terrible FMV games from the Sega CD era....yes, the games where you're basically watching a cartoon(i.e. Braindead 13) or a crappy b-horror/sci-fi whatever flick(Night Trap, Sewer Shark), and occasionally pushing a button...then watching what happens next.

Yeah, I am also looking forward to PSU. I am strongly against paying for Live AND a fee to Sega....but sadly, I most likely will not be able to resist the Phantasy Star greatness.

[mr. newbie]

pso on dc was bs. ya it consumed hours of my life but taht fighting was crap. this new one looks promising.

the girl who sets next to me grabbed my ass today. if i have sex with 3 other people, does that make it an orgy?

and i'm not e-thugging here. it's comp-sci. the girls aren't 10's or anything. than again 3 6's make 18!! 1 girl has the most amazing legs i've ever seen! and i'm not even a leg man!

[Digitalbooty]

They don't call him "Bill" because he's a lowly little MILLIONAIRE, he's a fuckin BILLIONAIRE!

[Wellman]

Well I am no longer employed for the first time in about two weeks...


... and I actually feel pretty fucking SUPER. It was nice job, but it didn't fit me and the pay was random.

[9999]

Those new munch 'em commercials fuckin kill me :lol:

[Azrael]

Define irony.

I started studying Japanese because I wanted to be able to watch anime raw and without subtitles. ...Now that I understand Japanese, not only do I not watch that much anime anymore, I actually prefer English dubs over the original Japanese most of the time.

Also, anime fans in America complain about dubbing and how it isn't being faithful to the Japanese original. ...Yet, Japanese dubbing is just as bad about giving characters awful voices, changing lines, etc.

[Serpent]

Define irony.

I started studying Japanese because I wanted to be able to watch anime raw and without subtitles. ...Now that I understand Japanese, not only do I not watch that much anime anymore, I actually prefer English dubs over the original Japanese most of the time.

Also, anime fans in America complain about dubbing and how it isn't being faithful to the Japanese original. ...Yet, Japanese dubbing is just as bad about giving characters awful voices, changing lines, etc.

Haha that's kinda funny, and a hunch I've had. But I think it's better to not know what they're saying, and thus preserve some sort of mystique, than to know what they're saying both ways. So i'd stick with the subs.

[Rico!]

Az, whats all this stuff about politeness levels? Like, the way I say hi to my friend would be offensive to my boss if i said the same thing?

[Stabby]

...you mean like the same way it is in America?

[Rico!]

i can say "hi" to my friend or boss and not have a big fuss over it

[monbaby]

i can say "hi" to my friend or boss and not have a big fuss over it




No...

For instance when i see one of my friends i'll usually say "whattup my nigga..."

I would never say that to my boss in a professional setting...

[Rico!]

obviously you wouldnt say something like that...

nevermind about my question now

[Manx]

One dude jumpes out, and slashes at the air in front of the bad guys. CPU decides it counts as a "hit". On the flip side of that...the flood gates are wide open for cpu cheating, as it can simply decide "nope...you missed. My turn." You just have to take the game's word for it, because there's non of that fancy schmancy collision detection or hitbox nonsense going on...oh no...that would be too "high tech", right?

Go play a pen & paper game and you'll see where these calculations come from. They're just different types of games, just like there are different types of TV shows, etc. I personally don't see how people can only play action games all the time. Jumping and hitting things gets boring to me after a short while.

[Million]

the randoms for today:

-How often do you guys make a withdrawal from the atm/bank? I always regret it if I have to withdraw an amount twice within a 1 week period....I prefer to be as cheap and efficient as possible. I've been proud of myself for making over the 1 week point without having to withdraw. I usually take out just $40 at a time, btw. I happen to be at the 1-week point right now, actually...with about 7 dollars or so and change left. So, I can probably last until at least next Tuesday before I have to hit up the atm again. I'd have a little more if I didn't give in to temptation and get mozzerella cheese sticks at Arby's yesterday for lunch.

-what superpowers have you had in dreamland? I've had flight, super agility, super speed, and reality-warping "god" power in my dreams. Unfortunately, the "god!" reality-warp power only happened once, and it was because that happened to be a classic example of a lucid dream. I could actually *feel* space/time, and manipulate it...as if I was reaching into a basket of clothes.... My dad said he had tons of dreams where he was being chased by something...and he'd hover. He upgraded to full-fledged flying once the thing that was chasing him also learned to hover. He said it's how he's always escaped dangerous situations in his dreams...he suddenly remembers "well hey...I can just fly..", and he proceeds to do just that.

ah, and I also had increased durability, I guess that counts. That was during a dream I was actually in the world of Quake 3 as one of the combatants. I was hit by a rocket, yet I was still intact...it hurt, but I was still alive. There was also that time I was out in space, with no protective suit. Dreamworld is such a wonderful place.

[RaishinX]

No...

For instance when i see one of my friends i'll usually say "whattup my nigga..."

I would never say that to my boss in a professional setting...

AHAHAHAHAHA!!

[H-F Blade]

I've always thought that if special move names were translated and said aloud in English in-game, that they would sound horrible. But in games like XvSF, I'm under the impression that Marvel characters saying their move names out loud didn't really bother too many people. Is that true? But then again, their move names were never translated to begin with.

[Serpent]

the randoms for today:

-How often do you guys make a withdrawal from the atm/bank? I always regret it if I have to withdraw an amount twice within a 1 week period....I prefer to be as cheap and efficient as possible. I've been proud of myself for making over the 1 week point without having to withdraw. I usually take out just $40 at a time, btw. I happen to be at the 1-week point right now, actually...with about 7 dollars or so and change left. So, I can probably last until at least next Tuesday before I have to hit up the atm again. I'd have a little more if I didn't give in to temptation and get mozzerella cheese sticks at Arby's yesterday for lunch.

-what superpowers have you had in dreamland? I've had flight, super agility, super speed, and reality-warping "god" power in my dreams. Unfortunately, the "god!" reality-warp power only happened once, and it was because that happened to be a classic example of a lucid dream. I could actually *feel* space/time, and manipulate it...as if I was reaching into a basket of clothes.... My dad said he had tons of dreams where he was being chased by something...and he'd hover. He upgraded to full-fledged flying once the thing that was chasing him also learned to hover. He said it's how he's always escaped dangerous situations in his dreams...he suddenly remembers "well hey...I can just fly..", and he proceeds to do just that.

ah, and I also had increased durability, I guess that counts. That was during a dream I was actually in the world of Quake 3 as one of the combatants. I was hit by a rocket, yet I was still intact...it hurt, but I was still alive. There was also that time I was out in space, with no protective suit. Dreamworld is such a wonderful place.

Mostly just the time stop ability. And I guess enhanced fighting ability, and near invincibility. The time stop is more than enough. I've always said it's pretty much the most broken ability.

[FireisWet]

why does food always taste so much better when I'm having digestive trouble...:arazz:

[Hunter D]

self ownage

I always wonder why people think the japanese dubs are better than the american dubs. Most voice actors are voice actors for a reason; they aren't good enough to get a live action acting gig.

[Muff Daddy]

-what superpowers have you had in dreamland? I've had flight, super agility, super speed, and reality-warping "god" power in my dreams. Unfortunately, the "god!" reality-warp power only happened once, and it was because that happened to be a classic example of a lucid dream. I could actually *feel* space/time, and manipulate it...as if I was reaching into a basket of clothes.... My dad said he had tons of dreams where he was being chased by something...and he'd hover. He upgraded to full-fledged flying once the thing that was chasing him also learned to hover. He said it's how he's always escaped dangerous situations in his dreams...he suddenly remembers "well hey...I can just fly..", and he proceeds to do just that.

the most consistent superpower i've ever had has been flight, and i'm not sure why. i've had dreams where i've been able to fly consdierably high - but only in urban areas. i'm serious. i can only fly in residential areas in my dreams for some reason. and there are times when i'll be flying but then i'll randomly fall out of the sky onto houses and buildings and shit :wtf:

i think for the Dream Superpowers to work, you have to realize you're dreaming as you're dreaming, which isn't always possible. i mean, if you're not awake, how the hell can yo be congnizant of the fact that you're dreaming? :confused: but it CAN be done. i've had many times where i'll say to myself, "shit, i'm dreaming". but its a toss up as to whether i'll remember to active my "powers".

also, i believe i'm able to "feel" the "texture" of certain objects in dreams. its weird and very hard to describe.

[Million]

oh yes...I forgot to mention it finally happened. After years of observation...I finally saw a mini cooper...being driven by a black guy!!!! :wow: I couldn't believe it. Shame I didn't have a camera.

back to the superpowers..there was also time travel...but it was not within my control. I've had dreams where I watch past events in my life, and one dream that was apparently way off in the future. This was the assumption during the dream. I had no way to accurately tell for sure "I'm in the future!"...it just *felt* like that was the case. Everything was gone...there was no grass, trees, or mountains...no buildings or streets, or any sign of civilization...and of course no other people. There wasn't even any wreckage or ruins. There was just...nothing. There was no sound except the wind....it was cold, and dark. In the dream, I felt like this was the future...and I was the last living thing left on this planet.

[Serpent]

I've always felt time travel is stupid, and that it shouldn't exist. The time paradoxes just make it dumb, so I ultimately decided you don't change the timeline in your own reality, but rather you jump to another reality and change a potential future one, instead of going back to your own reality. So I prefer not to even consider it a power, and I ignore it completely.

[Ne0phyte]

Man... there's something really embarassing about continuing a conversation after the other person already hung up or the call dropped or whatever. Even when you're all alone.

[Azrael]

Japanese dubs do the same thing, essentially make the show more appealing for a Japanese audience. So they tend to take out any lines/concepts that Americans would find funny but would fly right over a Japanese person's head (sarcasm tends to get the axe a lot...I watched Friends dubbed in Japanese and Chandler was just an entirely different character). They also use a lot of weird voices, which don't really match the character. I think I said once here before I couldn't stomach the Japanese dub of G1 Transformers. Japanese Starscream isn't even a whiny bitch, he's just disgruntled.

Most Japanese prefer to watch foreign shows/movies with subs anyway, as they themselves hate the Japanese dubs.

*****

Essentially, you can't talk the same way to your boss as you would to your friends, and that includes greetings. There are polite forms, casual forms, and then a sort of rough form which means the speaker is superior to the recipient. There's really no equality in Japan, so you have to figure out where you stand and use the appropriate forms.

I could say "Ohayo" (good morning) to my friends, but at work I'd better use "Ohayo Gozaimsu" (the polite version).

*****

I think I had time stop powers in a dream once. I don't remember too well now. Time stop is awesome, but I would also be all over RPG save points. Relive your favorite moments in life over and over, place one before you do something big, and if you fail just go back and do it again, place one before a big lottery jackpot, then once you know the numbers just go back and play them...the possibilities are endless.

[doujinshi_2001]

- Um, question to the hispanic people of srk. Why do sometimes hispanic people talk to others in Spanish they break it up in English in the middle of the conversation? Like one minute, they'll be talking Spanish and like a couple of seconds later, it's in English and vice versa. It's not the first time I've noticed it seeing how I live in Orlando, just something I've been wondering about for a while

[Dangerous J]

super powers in dreamland - the most common ones
1) shapeshifting ( a la Clayface-really nasty)
2) telepathy on xavier's skill level
3) flight

as for atm withdrawals, i go once a week but take out a little mor elike 50-60(gas+ food+ contingency/random bills)

Million: In early December, the one item you've wanted from oldskool transformers returns and only 30 bucks!
http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=631

[Irennicus]

Being high is so awesome.

I could fly a deer.

[Ne0phyte]

Being high is so awesome.

I could fly a deer.
LOL

Thank you

[mr. newbie]

I think I had time stop powers in a dream once. I don't remember too well now. Time stop is awesome, but I would also be all over RPG save points. Relive your favorite moments in life over and over, place one before you do something big, and if you fail just go back and do it again, place one before a big lottery jackpot, then once you know the numbers just go back and play them...the possibilities are endless.

savestates. learn em, love em.

somebody on made is becoming a male model. FUCK! i was right about to ask mtv to make me a model! how the hell am i gonna get into this industry?

[Gasaraki]

- Um, question to the hispanic people of srk. Why do sometimes hispanic people talk to others in Spanish they break it up in English in the middle of the conversation? Like one minute, they'll be talking Spanish and like a couple of seconds later, it's in English and vice versa. It's not the first time I've noticed it seeing how I live in Orlando, just something I've been wondering about for a while

It's not just hispanic people, it happens to other communities that have 2 main languages as well. I know it's like this with Phillippino's, whether americanized or not, and the Philippines itself

[Azrael]

Ever since moving my Japanese school teacher articles to Tucker Max's Rudious Media network, the new site, Gaijin Smash gets slightly less hits than the old site. The hits on my site, Outpost Nine, are less than half of what they were.

I didn't make the move for the hits. I mean, I could have a million people viewing my page, but if nothing was to come of it it would all be meaningless. But still, I do feel a bit sad about it.

[Bowling Pin]

Ever since moving my Japanese school teacher articles to Tucker Max's Rudious Media network, the new site, Gaijin Smash gets slightly less hits than the old site. The hits on my site, Outpost Nine, are less than half of what they were.

I didn't make the move for the hits. I mean, I could have a million people viewing my page, but if nothing was to come of it it would all be meaningless. But still, I do feel a bit sad about it.

Unfortunately, the internet has a limited amount of time before something is declared "OLD," or "On the First Day, God said 'OLD,'" etc. etc.

But hey. You got to live out these experiences that many people around the world could only dream of, and your life's only barely begun. What's more than that, you were able to entertain and genuinely touch an international audience. I'm a member of that group.

Still, at least you've got SRK in your corner.

[Manx]

Listening to Alphaism and watching the Ashy Larry clip from Spiderman 2 made me want to see someone make a Dave Chappelle mugen game. Ashy Larry ash dust attack would be so top tier. Robot man would have to be in every stage background and Charlie Murphy would have to have some version of U.N.S. That would be the only mugen game I'd actually play.

... Man, I love Sundays! this is the first Sunday I've had off since Febuary, so I'm really enjoying it. I just wish I could afford a good breakfast from Ihop Wafflehouse or something, but alas I'm broke this week. 6 bucks to my name. :sweat:

[OmNiExiZt]

Is the process of elimination really a process?

*ONEZ*

[H-F Blade]

I like my new apartment. There's more space in it than my last one and it's a lot cleaner.

[Taito]

If there's an Olivia Munn fanclub on this forum, you guys can add me to the member list.. that's one god damn gorgeous broad (in the face at least)..

Ironically, my 'boss' actually looks just like her.. but she's married, and even then, messing around with upper management doesn't fly in my line of work.
Turn-based "action" is the most asanine, idiotic, illogical, boring style of play ever in the history of games, imo. Does it REALLY make sense for a wizard, a warrior type, the random hot elf broad, etc...to TAKE TURNS fighting against a dark mage and his crew of dragons, golems, goblins, etc.? Seriously, come on now. So...you're telling me ...this group of superpowered characters meet up in a forest...tension builds...serious shit is about to go down! ONE TURN AT A TIME. You cannot be serious! as the great McEnroe would say. "You go...okay now you...my turn!" Nigga please with colla' greens. Terrible...absolutely terrible. Sometimes the developers didn't even go through the *hassle* of making it look like the characters fucking HIT each other. One dude jumpes out, and slashes at the air in front of the bad guys. CPU decides it counts as a "hit". On the flip side of that...the flood gates are wide open for cpu cheating, as it can simply decide "nope...you missed. My turn." You just have to take the game's word for it, because there's non of that fancy schmancy collision detection or hitbox nonsense going on...oh no...that would be too "high tech", right? Don't want to stray from the original prehistoric tradition, even if it was at least partially born out of tech-limitations of 8 and pre-8-bit eras, right? Yeah, sure.

I'm forever amazed that there is this surprising majority of gamers that continue go wild for it. It barely even counts as "gameplay" to me, if my timing and positioning doesn't really matter...and I'm controlling my character through a menu screen. Garbage. I want a game, not a "mildly interactive movie". Yeah, those cut-scenes look absolutely amazing....too bad we're WATCHING that sequence instead of actualy playing it.

If there's more of a real-time element to the action, I can tolerate turn-based better. Grandia 2 is one of the 3 RPGs I've played in my lifetime, and I really liked how you could do team combos on its turn-based system. I also really liked the gameplay in Metal Gear Acid (story was shit), that had all the graphic elements of a MG game, but it was turn-based. What I hate are games that have lame interactions like 'jump, slice an enemy, jump back, wait.' It's even worse in 2D games where you just see static images staring at each other for half an hour at a time. But yeah, I'll never understand Japan-RPG fans.

[Million]

Million: In early December, the one item you've wanted from oldskool transformers returns and only 30 bucks!
http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/vbimgh...yimg&imgid=631
_________________YES. That's the kind of news that gives a TF fan a "Holy Ghost/black church" moment. That will be mine immediately.

I had ice cream for breakfast today.

Taito -- heh, yeah...that kind of interaction in particular makes me laugh...when the good guys and bad guys stand a few feet away from each other, taking turns slashing and casting magic at the air in front of them..and the player has to *pretend* they're hitting each other. It's just pitiful....to the point of being funny.

-money matters: I have more than I thought left over...there's 9 bucks and change in my wallet now. I think tonight is the night for some Bojangles chicken/biscuits/fries combo.

[9999]

I know Im a little late, but hows FFXI?

[raisingstorm]

i shit my pants today

seriously...

[TheSix]

According to SRK, I am banned forever :looney: :rofl: Software glitches FTW!111

[TS]

I'm watching old tapes I recorded of NorCal Regional...3? I don't know, it's from 2004.

What hits me about this tournament, and about Evo, is that the best shit I recorded has nothing to do with the actual tournaments. In this case it was me in the hotel room with a bunch of other people from Sacramento who went.

At least I'll finally be able to get that match of me getting hit with the Cyclops infinite online. I swear the shit actual hurt my soul. Even after getting hit with it, I was still ahead on damage, but it was like...I couldn't come back. Both of the matches I lost ended up being best of 1, for time reasons, too, so that sorta sucked. Good tournament, though, got some nice A3 matches in.

[Million]

I haven't looked at a transcript of the actual lyrics, but I swear it sounds like Andre 3000 is saying "..that REAL guys go for REAL...down, BLUE BALLS GIRLS..." in that song "Roses".

This is the most pathetic form of cheating I've ever heard about---"account recovering" on Live arcade games: http://forums.xbox.com/6553965/ShowPost.aspx So, you can't get a certain acheivement on your own...and you PAY someone else, give them your password(?!) and gamertag info, they get it...then you get your account back? You've got to be kidding me with this. Going through all this...including giving a stranger your password apparently...and paying actual money...for a Live "acheivement" and a few gamerscore points!? I seriously want to meet these people in person, specifically to laugh in their face. I can understand abusing a glitch, or even entering codes(code cheats seem to disable acheivements though from what I've seen), but this is just an entirely different level of shame.

[RaishinX]

i shit my pants today

seriously...

Damn...

seriously...

[RaishinX]

I just beasted on the Pac Man scores. Bow to me.

[H-F Blade]

Ok the internet connection in my apartment is lagging horribly.

[Wolfgang McFierce]

what happens if i ask my councellor on how I can become an assasin. hmmm.

[H-F Blade]

I don't know why I'm feeling so tired right now. For some reason I just couldn't fall asleep last night.

[Fudd]

I had always wondered why they had mostly lame people with lame jobs come in on Career Day instead of like professional gamers or hitmen.

[ShinAkumax]

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

That's a clean looking site.

http://www.gaijinsmash.net/

That site is garbage.

Note: They both have horrible names.

[mr. newbie]

i have to pic a quote and write 2 pages (wtf!) about it. i chose "money doesn't buy happiness" because it's bs.

million agrees with me, so i'm gonna look for a post about it. if i wasn't such a procrastinator, i could've pmed him and saved a lot of time.

edit: you can search within threads!! i searched every post million made in this thread and got nothing.

i just want to buy crap. that makes me happy™.

™™™

[H-F Blade]

I once had to write a 4-5 page paper on a moment. It could be any moment of your life, but I had to try so hard just to fill up space.

[RaishinX]

^ I hate assignments like that:

"Write 1-2 pages about what you did during your summer vacation."

I'm sorry but "played video games/ate/slept doesn't even take up two paragraphs. Assholes just assuming life is exciting...

[TheSix]

^ I hate assignments like that:

"Write 1-2 pages about what you did during your summer vacation."

I'm sorry but "played video games/ate/slept doesn't even take up two paragraphs. Assholes just assuming life is exciting...

I got that exact assignment every year for 14 years(including pre and kinder). Around 6 grade, I realized it would never end and so every time from then on up, I used the exact same paper.

[Wolfgang McFierce]

Oh god. I absolutely hate stuff like that. I had to write a 12 page book or so on my life when I was 14 years old, my freshman year of high school.

Hmmm... How was my life at 14? I was born, I went to school, and now I'm here writing a book.

edit:

I do think money does buy happiness. I'm not the type to buy tons of junk to put in my house. I just hate working.

[Etcetera]

^ I hate assignments like that:

"Write 1-2 pages about what you did during your summer vacation."

I'm sorry but "played video games/ate/slept doesn't even take up two paragraphs. Assholes just assuming life is exciting...
I hate those too. Any English class I had did something along these lines in an effort to get to know us. There isn't much information to talk about and the stuff you do... you don't want some stranger to know.

[Wolfgang McFierce]

So I was thinking. Maybe I should donate some sperm for some $$$. The likelyhood of me doing this is slim. I'm reading about it and the requirements for it are just horse shit.

http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/sperm/sperm2.html

5'11? Rich? The right weight? Those are horse shit requirements.

[H-F Blade]

Yeah I remember having to write an autobiography when I was 13 for whatever reason. And the problem was getting stories about your relatives who lived a gazillion miles away. And it sucked even more when they didn't remember anything about their own grandparents so all I could really do was make stuff up.

[ShinAkumax]

5'11? Rich? The right weight? Those are horse shit requirements.

You short, poor, fat bastard.

[Wolfgang McFierce]

You short, poor, fat bastard.

:sad:

[SNAAAAKE]

whats with people always asking me for money. I was at this chicken place and this dude comes out of nowhere and ask me "can you help me out with a dollar" and I said "no, fuck off and die slow scrub". mainly because he didnt look like a bum and probly just ask people for money all day.

on a unrelated note, those chicks on empornium "online now" ad banners are awsome. lets see...same 3 girls have been online 24/7 for like 2 months now. they are TOTALLY ready to cam chat all day everyday............

[ShinAkumax]

:sad:

:rofl:

So are you ever going to tell me why you went with Wolfgang McFierce?

[Muff Daddy]

So I was thinking. Maybe I should donate some sperm for some $$$. The likelyhood of me doing this is slim. I'm reading about it and the requirements for it are just horse shit.

http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/sperm/sperm2.html

5'11? Rich? The right weight? Those are horse shit requirements.

man, wtf happened to your old account :confused: i miss the old handle. ...seriously. </quiche>

well, its 2:35am and i should be asleep because i have to work at 8:30am. for some reason i decided to go out to the bar tonight (on a damn monday no less). there are other details which i might post tomorrow. needless to say (and yet here i am saying it) it ended on a high note. sometimes i can't figure out how things work in this life. i'm also drunk. :wasted:

[Wolfgang McFierce]

I needed a cool name. A cool name that is very badass. I couldn't log into my account at all. SRK did some sort of account deletion thing a few weeks a go and for some reason my account got messed up too. Seems like SRK is sort of messing with people's accounts, The Six said he was perm banned yet he still can post. WTF.

[TheSix]

You need Inverse back. Everytime I see your AV I think "this dude stole his....oh wait thats right.".

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Man I want some donuts.

[H-F Blade]

I just finished watching one of the funniest fighting game reviews I've ever seen. Hahaha.

[Carpet Lint]

Oh what? Wolffag McFag is really my homey inverse in disguise? SHIT. In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have done all those terrible things. I guess this happened during that one month of SRK exile I had?

[Million]

Games and internet have actually surpassed television as a form of entertainment for me. I don't even watch tv much anymore, except CN on saturday nights...and the occasional minute or two of "American Morning" to check out my honey Soledad....and Attack of the Show to check out The Olivia™. For the first time ever, I don't even know about most of the new fall shows/schedule. I forgot Heroes was even on last night.

ah, and there's Nip/Tuck...yeah, I can't miss that....and Flavor of Luv 2, which has its last episode next week. The amount of tv I watch now is nowhere near the obsessive amount I've always watched before in life.

Let's see some real, deeper controversial material in the GTA style "sandbox" crime games. Put some people with wheelchairs in there....and children/babies..and retarded people. Saint's Row comes close to the handicapped thing, as it dose have old people using walkers. Imagine doing the "gta-carjack" move on an npc that was using a "powerchair"....then you try to *speed* away from the police in your newly acquired powerchair. It would be completely hilarious.

or...taking children and holding them for ransom....none of the developers out there have the balls to take the controversy to this kind of level that I'm thinking about. I'd put rape in the game too. If you're going to have various crimes in a game, why go half ass and only include *some* crimes? Put it all in there.

[Dan?]

Last night was absolutely ridiculous.
"God, there's nothin to do."
"Seriously."
"Hey, wanna run by Toys R Us and see what they've got?"
"Sure, why not."
*moments later*
"Wow, there's still alot of TMNT stuff out."
"Whoa, it's buy one get one free."
"Nice!"
"Oh God..."
"What?"
"These Turtle two-packs are $5.97!"
"And they're buy one ge-"
"YES!"

Moments later in an orgy of geekdom, for $28 I left with nine turtles, the first season on dvd, and a Shredder two-parter from the new series.

Quote of the night:
<Friend> Whoa, Paleo-Patrol? They have raptors and shit.
<Me> I don't think Mikey would ever ride a raptor, to be honest.
<Friend> *Pointing to the portion of the packaging reading 'Enemies'* Nah man, it's for the Foot clan.
<Me> Ah DANG, it's just for Shredda?

TMNT is love.

[Rico!]

Bodybuilder magazines - anyone ever browse through one of these? You get around 90 pages of ads and maybe 30 pages of actual articles - maybe. So I'm browsing through all these ads and finally get to an article, and it goes something like "Nothing impresses people better than big shoulder muscles and traps. I'm going to show you what it takes to get muscles like mine *pic of giant body builder guy*" Ok, So they're going to show a few workouts and tips to achieve big shoulders right? Well, turning the page, it says "however, before working out, your going to need to add something very important to your stack. I use a <big mineral name> that only <product name> offers the most of in every dose. Use these and you'll get big shoulders right away!" Ah fuck. An ad/article. Fuck these magazines.

Then I realized that all these ads probably do pull in some kind of money. I figure the majority of people buying a body building mag must be thin/fat guys that just got the urge to get buff, and since they have no friends to tell them better, they went and bought one. Instead of reading articles about getting buff, they get thousands of ads for supplements showing HUGE body builders, saying your body needs the supplement thats included in the product. So the clueless guy says "oh shit, i'm going to get me some of this right away!"

Again, fuck these magazines. And the dumb people that buy into ads.

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I'm sitting in history class at this very moment in time using my laptop....damn...this old hag does nothing but taaaaaalk and taaaaalk and taaaaaalk.

[H-F Blade]

I hope my professor lets us out of class early again. He's usually pretty quick at discussing the day's material.

[Muff Daddy]

i'm starting to think i'm a magnet for weirdos and freaks. it seems like whenever i'm out in public, the strangest motherfuckers find some way to interact with me.

so last nite i went out to the bar against my better judgement. it was a monday after all and i probably should have stayed in bed.

4 of us went out. me and 3 girls. this was a little dive bar, very quaint. there weren't many people there but my god, there were some weirdos in that place. my friends are i were playing pool - two on each team because there were four of us. there were a group of people (a mix of guys and girls) who let us have the pool table because two people from their group were in the bathroom making out. little did i know that there were two women in their group who were lesbians. one of my friends pointed it out to me when she mentioned that she had on man pants - i called her "The Aggressive One".

Later on when we were done playing, the lesbians asked us if we wanted to run teams. i was tired and bored so i passed (plus i suck at pool). but before i left, The Aggressive One asked me and my other friend if we were "lovers". we were like, "uhm, no." and I went to go play some bowling game with my other friend.

and for some unknown reason, The Aggressive One kept using the men's bathroom. :wtf: i'm not kidding. she would just walk right into the men's bathroom and go to town. so later on in the night i went to take a piss. i guess one of her male friends was in there taking a shit, or was on the phone, or who knows. she came in asking if he was still in there like, "OMG r u still in there, hurry up.."

the bitch came in just as i was finishing my piss right... so i'm washing my hands and there she is, right behind me, like, "oh, are you straight?" i was like "yeah, i'm fine." then shes like, "no, are you straight? you're washing your hands, straight guys don't wash their hands." i was like, "uhm, well the not nasty ones do", and walked out. i assume she then took a piss in there because she said she had to pee too :wtf:

[Etcetera]

snip...
i assume she then took a piss in there because she said she had to pee too :wtf:
You should have stayed a bit to see if she did it standing up. She is already using the mens room, no need going about it half assed.

[Muff Daddy]

You should have stayed a bit to see if she did it standing up. She is already using the mens room, no need going about it half assed.

naw man. this chick was nasty. there was only one toilet in there, and that was occupied. the only thing to piss in was this long trough. the kind that you sometimes see in men's rooms at concerts or sporting events. my guess is that she just pulled her pants down, squatted over, and did her thing. if there WAS a penis, i wasn't trying to see it.

[Etcetera]

naw man. this chick was nasty. there was only one toilet in there, and that was occupied. the only thing to piss in was this long trough. the kind that you sometimes see in men's rooms at concerts or sporting events. my guess is that she just pulled her pants down, squatted over, and did her thing. if there WAS a penis, i wasn't trying to see it.
:rofl:
Those piss troughs are so wrong. Who the hell decided that was a good idea. I had to use one once and couldn't stop think "This is so gay". It's bad enough using an adjacent urinal... and even worst if there is no divider thing there.
Unless there is some asian girl in that thing, no group of guys should be forming a line, or worst, a semi circle with cocks in hand.

[fishjie]

I've seen a couple of troughs filled with vomit. smells awful. WTF?! I never understood that. Toilets over there guys....

oh yeah and drinking on weekdays is never a good idea. I was out one night, joining my friends for "a few beers". next thing I know i chug a long island over here, an amf (adios mother fucker - its named that for a reason) over there, and who knows what else, and now all giddy, I decide to slam a shot of 151 because i'm invincible right? WRONG. after it hits me i'm screaming for the bartender to give me a chaser, anything anything!

anyway when i wake up the next day i feel like crap but figure i can make it to work ok. a few minutes out the door i feel a horrible feeling in my stomach, pull the car over, and throw up all over the sidewalk, as a mom is walking her son to the bus stop. :rofl: i weakly get back into the car for a long day at work. oh man. bad times.

[Wolfgang McFierce]

Hey...If someone doesn't really like you, they could rat you out by saying that you dl music and record shows on your vhs can't they?

[nameingway]

I've seen a couple of troughs filled with vomit. smells awful. WTF?! I never understood that. Toilets over there guys....

oh yeah and drinking on weekdays is never a good idea. I was out one night, joining my friends for "a few beers". next thing I know i chug a long island over here, an amf (adios mother fucker - its named that for a reason) over there, and who knows what else, and now all giddy, I decide to slam a shot of 151 because i'm invincible right? WRONG. after it hits me i'm screaming for the bartender to give me a chaser, anything anything!

anyway when i wake up the next day i feel like crap but figure i can make it to work ok. a few minutes out the door i feel a horrible feeling in my stomach, pull the car over, and throw up all over the sidewalk, as a mom is walking her son to the bus stop. :rofl: i weakly get back into the car for a long day at work. oh man. bad times.

hahahah, you should have looked up to yell at the mom and son with vomit coming out of your mouth like a barbarian. they would have probably ran off screaming.

[arcticninja]

I moved into a new apartment on Sunday, yay! Finally, no parents and no roommates!

pissin' with the door open!!!

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

IMO, the greatest turn based portable mech game of all time could be possible only if the storyline and character design of ZOE: Fist of Mars was unified with Super Robot Taisen's difficulty, battle system, animation and mech design.

:rofl:

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/9972/wtflolfy9.png

Gotta love those random ban screens.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Showtime's Dexter has far surpassed just about every positive expectation I've had ever since the teaser previews. I'm loving it.

[mr. newbie]

srk says i've had the same pass for 37 yrs.

i want to get a glow in the dark jason mask and go to a rave. just for maybe 10 minutes.

[Ne0phyte]

I moved into a new apartment on Sunday, yay! Finally, no parents and no roommates!

pissin' with the door open!!!
lol!! I do that when my roommate is gone.

[Stabby]

Neo, you are a girl. You don't understand pissing with the door open.


Saaaaaaaagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Dexter is based on a book. I read the first one.

Book is trash. But I love you anyway.

<3 <3 <3

-- Stabby

[Murt!]

pissin' with the door open!!!

Pshh, I do that all the time, parents or houseguests.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Neo, you are a girl. You don't understand pissing with the door open.


Saaaaaaaagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Dexter is based on a book. I read the first one.

Book is trash. But I love you anyway.

<3 <3 <3

-- Stabby

Send me your copy of the book if you actually bought it kthx.

And STFU, I'm digging what I saw today. Quit throwing salt in my almond joy.

[Digitalbooty]

Why do girls insist on only communicating via text message? It's fucking stupid!

[monbaby]

I helped a crackhead get high yesterday...

Am i wrong?...:sad:

[Ne0phyte]

I helped a crackhead get high yesterday...

Am i wrong?...:sad:
:rofl:

No

[H-F Blade]

I haven't eaten since breakfast so I'm starving. Pizza is sounding really good right now.

[Wolfgang McFierce]

Why do girls insist on communicating? It's fucking stupid!

Fixed for my preference.

[Shinto]

Well Im moving on my own, and I cant wait, fucking party all the time.

[Azrael]

Japan actually will get Snakes on a Plane. I wasn't sure if it would make it here. It's due out later this month. ...Although, I heard half the fun of the movie was having the audience go wild when Sam Jack did something badass. ...Yeah, that's not gonna happen in Japan.

And for some unfathomable reason, they changed the name to "Snake Flight".

[Digitalbooty]

And for some unfathomable reason, they changed the name to "Snake Flight".

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Better not let SLJ hear that! He'll go ape shit!!

[H-F Blade]

2 gatherings on the same day, only enough time to be in one place. This is a tough decision.

[Shinto]

2 gatherings on the same day, only enough time to be in one place. This is a tough decision.

Which one is more important?

[H-F Blade]

As it stands, I think they're both equally important. Both of them have the same lineup of games. o.O

[Carpet Lint]

Hahaha, "Snake Flight."

Which one is more important?
Yo, fuck that. He's just fishing, waiting for someone to ask him EXACTLY THAT. And then instead of posting about his two gatherings upfront, he'll do this bizarre roundabout way of getting to it, like "Oh fine, twist my arm! Here's my story..."

Just be honest! Be yourself - that's what's really cool.

Anytime I can't decide between two things, I go with the Carpet-Lint-pseudo-coin-flip-Jedi-mind-trick-tie-breaker-special. That's trademarked, by the way.

Flip a coin and then don't look at it. Go to whichever one you were hoping turns out heads or whatnot - you'll be subconsciously (consciously?) inclinded one way over the other. The coin flip will just force you to come to whichever conclusion you had already decided ahead of time.

If that doesn't work...then...I don't know, I guess you're fucked. It always works for me.

[H-F Blade]

That's a great idea. :lol:

[Wolfgang McFierce]

I helped a crackhead get high yesterday...

Am i wrong?...:sad:

:rofl:

[TheSix]

"Im tired of these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' flight".

[Muff Daddy]

for the love of god, can someone please link me to that pic where these people are in a bathtub and this girl is getting milk poured on her head and there is this weird monster looking thing coming at her?

does anyone know the pic i'm talking about?

[Sheng-Long]

for the love of god, can someone please link me to that pic where these people are in a bathtub and this girl is getting milk poured on her head and there is this weird monster looking thing coming at her?

does anyone know the pic i'm talking about?

http://img147.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=86618_wtf6mo_122_565lo.jpg

[RaishinX]

What are you doing in this thread? SRK is going wild right now, GTFO!!!

How come my Pac-Man trophy doesn't appear next to my name anymore? I don't see any scores higher than mine...

EDIT: Nevermind...slow ass computer.

[Muff Daddy]

http://img147.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=86618_wtf6mo_122_565lo.jpg

thank you and many reps to Sheng-Long

[Sheng-Long]

NP, I got his entire set and higher res if you want.

[ShinAkumax]

http://img147.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=86618_wtf6mo_122_565lo.jpg

What the HELL is that?

[Shinto]

Two fat guys, 1 skinny guy, 1 thing and a can of paint being poored on a girl.

[fishjie]

Its "art" :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

this is why i hate all modern art and humanities classes in general.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Two fat guys, 1 skinny guy, 1 thing and a can of paint being poored on a girl.

It's a glass of milk... and what I'd like to know is not only who created the images themselves, but why they had to be so damn random/creepy in the first place.

[Stabby]

Some guy, can't remember his name.

The theme of the pieces is alienation.

[Sheng-Long]

The piece is from the photo series "Understanding Joshua" (9 pieces total) by Charlie White.

[Serpent]

I've seen a couple of troughs filled with vomit. smells awful. WTF?! I never understood that. Toilets over there guys....

oh yeah and drinking on weekdays is never a good idea. I was out one night, joining my friends for "a few beers". next thing I know i chug a long island over here, an amf (adios mother fucker - its named that for a reason) over there, and who knows what else, and now all giddy, I decide to slam a shot of 151 because i'm invincible right? WRONG. after it hits me i'm screaming for the bartender to give me a chaser, anything anything!

anyway when i wake up the next day i feel like crap but figure i can make it to work ok. a few minutes out the door i feel a horrible feeling in my stomach, pull the car over, and throw up all over the sidewalk, as a mom is walking her son to the bus stop. :rofl: i weakly get back into the car for a long day at work. oh man. bad times.

It's sad that society doesn't ostracize you for this pathetic display. Instead, your behavior is applauded and admired. This is why we are doomed. I want to take thinks back to the 60s. Back when family values existed, and people were responsible and outstanding members of society. Back when yellow people like you were relegated to mines and railroads.

[9999]

for the love of god, can someone please link me to that pic where these people are in a bathtub and this girl is getting milk poured on her head and there is this weird monster looking thing coming at her?

does anyone know the pic i'm talking about?

So many questions, I dont even know where to start.....

[Rico!]

^lol i've got to sig that

[mr. newbie]

i want to argue with serpent, but i know it's a waste of time. i don't think i can sustain it. i wish someone would though. then again a civil discussion on srk?....

Like my girlfriend - I got her an Ipod Nano for her Birthday, with a note attached, saying "If you don't have sex with me tonight, I'm going to fucking kill your mom."

No harm in greasing the wheels from time to time

:rofl: :rofl:

[KryptoniteBoots]

Like my girlfriend - I got her an Ipod Nano for her Birthday, with a note attached, saying "If you don't have sex with me tonight, I'm going to fucking kill your mom."

No harm in greasing the wheels from time to time

:rofl: :rofl:

:tup: that's some good shit right there.

[fishjie]

It's sad that society doesn't ostracize you for this pathetic display. Instead, your behavior is applauded and admired. This is why we are doomed. I want to take thinks back to the 60s. Back when family values existed, and people were responsible and outstanding members of society. Back when yellow people like you were relegated to mines and railroads.

hey man, i'll take a job building a railroad. at least this time i'd hopefully be included in the photo-op.

[H-F Blade]

I wish my roommate would stop bringing his girlfriend over because when they're in our room and I'm trying to get work done, they make too much noise.

[Serpent]

hey man, i'll take a job building a railroad. at least this time i'd hopefully be included in the photo-op.

And then you'd be expected to be an irresponsible drunk too. The problem with America is that you lower class rubes have managed to infect the middle and upper classes with your barbaric behavior and values system. I don't like the "black people" with their hop hip and saggy pants. They're everything that's wrong with America.

In all seriousness though, from a personal standpoint, I do think that's not something you should be doing to yourself. Aside from the long term health problems that you open yourself up for, why would you want to go through hang overs? You need to work for a living, and work is usually bad enough as it is, why feel like shit on top of that? You're expected to drink, but I've never really known how much is considered socially acceptable. Theres probably a point that is too little, and theres definitely a point that's too much, but what's the in-between part? Since I rarely drink, and when I do drink I'll be driving afterwards, I usually try to limit myself to 4 beers at any one setting. That amount doesn't affect my driving, and I won't have any long term effect most likely. I try to spread it out too, if I drink like 5 days in a row, I fear for my liver, but if I drink just once a week, I don't really worry about it much.

I also think girls that get drunk are pathetic, and any girl that hits bars regularly has absolutely no self-dignity. This is the general feeling shared by the guys that I've gone drinking with the rare times I've done that out here (I wait until Viscant is gone so he can't say anything! haha). I mean it doesn't have any impact on sexing up the girls (although I'm actually following Viscant's No Ass thing, so I haven't personally been going for the girls, just helping my buddies get them), but it does take them pretty much completely out of the running for long term relationships. My friends are really good at the pick a girl up, have sex with her, then never talk to her again thing. I actually think they're better than me when I try, and I don't think I'm that bad or anything myself. It's just these guys are really good at it. I have a really good open that works especially well on a group of really hot women. I don't really want to post it on SRK though, cuz then geeks across America will steal it from me. Especially geeks like Krang.

[Shinto]

Like my girlfriend - I got her an Ipod Nano for her Birthday, with a note attached, saying "If you don't have sex with me tonight, I'm going to fucking kill your mom."

:rofl: :rofl:

Top tier shit right there, Imma use that to next time I give my girl something.

[Azrael]

I like to drink occasionally on the weekends, but never to the point of complete drunkeness. I know my limit...I can feel the point where, if I keep drinking, I'm gonna end up thrashed. So then I just stop. Sometimes I take shit from friends about it...but it's like, what's the point? You wake up feeling like shit the next day and promising yourself you'll never do that again. I made that promise, and I'm actually keeping it.

I usually try not to drink on weekdays, because it makes it a bitch to get up early.

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Heh, I remember the days when I had to bribe/convince/motivate a girl into having sex. The current girl turns on like a light bulb. It's wonderful. ...And exhausting.

[Mechanica]

What if alcohol never makes you feel like shit the next day, no matter how much you puke? :razz:

I know I'm late, but I randomly (RANDOMLY) got the urge to hear sexyback and now I think it's catchy.

[Million]

The ladies of Nip/Tuck are some of the hottest pieces of ass on tv. Kimber, Rhona Mitra's character from last season(Rhona is one of the hottest english-accented women in the history of the world...she shows some titty in Hollow Man, btw), random girls Christian fucks with....and yes, I would even hit Julia. Something about her is oddly attractive to me. For some reason, the baggage under her eyes isn't turning me off like it would with other women. She's a classic MILF type. The scene on the season premiere where she's pregnant, and taking it in the ass from Shawn...damn that looked NICE. This is despite the fact that a pregnant woman is usually a disgusting visual to me. Oh yeah...now they have the Legendary SANAA LATHAN!!!!! :wow: Jesus Christ Superstar...that is a true ELITE right there. She will likely be added to my Magnificent 5™ one day soon....if/when someone is dropped off the rankings, of course.

haha...Shawn recruited Moesha's Dad to try and kidnap Matt from the Diabolical Scientologists. Something about that whole situation was killing me with laughter :rofl:

[Taito]

I don't know her name but there's a Internet model (or maybe porn star) that just needs a white wig and a bunch of rings around her neck to look exactly like Elena from SF3.. the height, skin tone and body type are exactly the same..

[Cisco]

Power Rangers > Anime. I'm watching some old-school power rangers on youtube right now; started with the the green with evil series, and i'm loving this.

[RaishinX]

Like my girlfriend - I got her an Ipod Nano for her Birthday, with a note attached, saying "If you don't have sex with me tonight, I'm going to fucking kill your mom."

Holy God :rofl: :rofl:

[Muff Daddy]

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/10/paris_hilton_and_shanna_moakle.html

Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler both filed police reports this morning alleging they were attacked. Paris claims Moakler punched her in the jaw and Moakler claims Paris's ex Stavros Niarchos poured a drink over her head and shoved her down some stairs. So basically today is the best day ever. The incident happened at Hyde at around 1:10 AM when Shanna confronted Paris and started screaming obscenities, at one point punching her in the jaw with a closed fist. The bad blood is the result of Paris getting it on with Shanna's estranged husband Travis Barker, and a source close to Paris reveals that Shanna has been leaving "menacing" messages on Paris's answering machine.

:rofl: :rofl: emphasis, mine. he gave that bitch The Stairs™! :lol:

god, it must be constant hilarity to be a celebrity these days. i'd almost want to be famous just so i could teach Stunt 101 at Hyde every night.

[Murt!]

Where's Roxie? Thinking Out Loud isn't the same without her habitual posting links to unfunny quotes and anecdotes.

[Shinto]

Roxie got put on blast a couple of pages back, I havent seen a post from her since then.

[DropKick Murphy]

Farting is so good.

[Digitalbooty]

SRK is gettin crazy lately. This reminds me of 03.

[Rico!]

So I was thinking randomly on the train today...what if today's common gadgets were invented years and years ago? What I came up with:

The Cell Phone - Yes, cell phones existed in the 80s. But I'm talking even further back than that. a "portable" phone the size of a gamecube system (this would be a "compact" model by standards back then) with a 3 foot long antenna. And it has one of those turning dialing things, a mouth peice to talk into, and an ear peice attached by a cord. Handle included.

Portable Music - Yeah, we have ipods. Before that was the Cd player, and before that was the walkman....what about a portable record player? Now you can carry your old records on the go with this duffle bag sized player with adjustable strap. Included are headphones that resemble ear muffs those air traffic guys wear. Beware of too much movement! Next up: the portable 8 track player.

[JackTenrac!]

I saw the Parkers recently, and damn. Brandy shows up on the show and ...there's nothing, no claps, no smiles, like she's some sort of regular. It's quite strange how it seems. Usually, crossovers got the praise. Urkel to Step By Step, and Full House. Hakim gets all this mad props emotion and look at this: Brandy got nothing. Two twigs...burnt.

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Slightly Older women...astranged perverted attraction to me... they...have <beedy brown eyes...red brown hair... off whilte smile...> ...wh..wh...COU...GAR?

..<she laughs>...how old am I?
Me:...ummm...wait
Me: *stretches arms*
Me: *stretches legs*
Her:...answer plz..
Me: ...miss, please...a really important decision
Her:....lol
Me: ...ahhh.....
Me: *stretches again...thumbwork*
Me: *gets up, looks around* I really..can't tell**gets down*
Her: *rolls eyes...laughs*
Me:*stares*/....
Her: W-what...?
Me: ...I just like that...hair of...yours..
Her: Bear...Answer me now...*long stare trying to break into laughs*
Me: Ok....56.
Her *shocked*

Jackie Chan's Meals on Wheels thinking in a ...The Firm like world.

...well, not that bad.

Actually, was with a 22 year old when I was 19.

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...that went well.

[Stabby]

You mean the boombox?

[DropKick Murphy]

I had a boombox once. Some crackheads stole it back in 98. Damn Crackheads.

[Shinto]

I had a boombox once. Some crackheads stole it back in 98. Damn Crackheads.

:rofl:

Well it looks like Imma be moving back in with my grandmother :sad: , hope this last a couple weeks.

[H-F Blade]

I really wish that document we have to turn in next week was due Friday instead of Wednesday. I mean, when our teacher checked the due date on the course website, she read it off as Wednesday. Then after that she was all nodding her head forl ike 5-10 seconds saying "Yeah, it's due Wednesday." I was thinking, I know you want to tell us that it's due Friday, so just say it and spare us all the suspense. Unfortunately that didn't happen. :wasted:

[DropKick Murphy]

:rofl:

Well it looks like Imma be moving back in with my grandmother :sad: , hope this last a couple weeks.

You back in the east?

[Lint]

I am a big fan of this site and all the people in it.

I particularly enjoy the stimulating conversation about meaningful subjects and the sharp and deadly fast intellects of each and every Shoryuken.com member.

Also, I am a big fan of beybladers - that is, those who beyblade.

[9999]

I had a boombox once. Some crackheads stole it back in 98. Damn Crackheads.

:rofl: thats what you get for having a boombox in '98 :wink:

Where the fuck did mayonnaise originate from???:confused:

[Azrael]

So I hate Japanese porn.

But lately I've been watching quite a few Japanese erotic movies. They're actually kinda well done. The stories center around sex, and are interesting. The sex scenes are nice as well, there's none of the all-around creepiness that makes Japanese porn so bad.

[Serpent]

So I hate Japanese porn.

But lately I've been watching quite a few Japanese erotic movies. They're actually kinda well done. The stories center around sex, and are interesting. The sex scenes are nice as well, there's none of the all-around creepiness that makes Japanese porn so bad.

Are you kidding? I LOVE japanese porn. The great thing about Japanese porn is that usually the guy's penis is pretty small. Definitely not as big as mine. When I watch normal American porn, the guy always has some foot long monster. I don't know why anybody would want to see that honestly. Actually, I wish they'd just censor penises in general, why the fuck would I want to see a big cock. Most porn is pretty homosexual imo as a result. But Jap porn is great, I'm like atleast twice as big as the average jap cock. Whenever I want an ego boost, I watch asian porn. The secret to my confidence? Perhaps.

[Azrael]

Most Japanese porn is censored anyway (unless you know where to find the uncensored stuff as I do), so there you go.

I just hate how the porns are all borderline rape. The girl isn't into at first, and may even say "Please stop" or "I don't want to" until the man overpowers her with his "awesome" sexuality. The girl never really gets into it - aside from child-like screams she just lays there and takes it (which is actually an accurate representation of what it's like to have sex with a Japanese girl). That's not particularly sexy to me.

Then, the guys usually over-talk. This is a problem in American porn too, but in Japanese porn it just comes off worse. They talk in this creepy stalker-like whisper which just kills any possibility of mood. I've seen girls have to stop giving BJ's in order to answer the dude's damn questions. "Is that delicious? Feel good in your mouth?" SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET HER DO HER THING!

Then, they have some weird random fetishes. Piss scenes occur more frequently than they should. They use a LOT of toys, and they have this weird hang-up with playing around with her panties. Threesomes are almost always two guys on one girl.

I guess what I find sexy is a sexually strong woman, and so much of Japanese porn is about overpowering women. Then you all in all the weird shit, and it's just all wrong.

[Shinto]

You back in the east?

Next Week I will.

[AdverseSolutions]

I guess what I find sexy is a sexually strong woman, and so much of Japanese porn is about overpowering women. Then you all in all the weird shit, and it's just all wrong.

amen.

[DropKick Murphy]

My sister doesnt believe when I say jap porn is fucking creepy. That shit is like borderline rape right there.

[mr. newbie]

http://download.yousendit.com/65F5D802727C3990 need to put this here for school.

[Stabby]

Holy shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkc_Myyye20

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I was just thinking the other day that I hadn't seen anything in a while that made me laugh so hard my head/sides hurt.

It gets funnier the more you think about it. All my shit hurts now. :(

[SNAAAAKE]

^ :rofl: :rofl: fuking random

[Mechanica]

When I get angry, things begin to happen!

[VG Emblem]

LOL! Today I was watching the news, and some dude apparently has to pay $1200 a month alimony to his ex-wife. The catch? The bitch just got a sex change and he's now trying to sue to not pay! This is so great and wrong at the same time.

Fuck, I was shocked to even find out that alimony still exists like that today. And seriously, one-thousand two-hundred fucking dollars a month? Wtf? This is just wrong in so many ways. And apparently, the guy has no case in court. This is just not registering in my mind correctly. Alimony still exists, even though it was created in the 20's because women couldn't take care of themselves. How does this, fundamentally, still apply to today? According to women, they're 137.5% better than most men anyway. But she's a fucking MAN now, and he STILL has to pay?

So then I thought "Hey, maybe I'm just getting the definition of alimony wrong and it's not what I think. This is the only way this can possibly make sense, after all." So I go to one of my favorite websites, UrbanDictionary.com, and look it up. Lo and behold the funniest definition I have ever found. It's so truthful it's unbelievable. It's like the standard Serpent post but less bitter and funnier.

"1. Alimony
46 up, 5 down


A program started in the 1920's to 1930's to support women who's job was to stay home and take care of the kids and run the house. Women were not allowed or encouraged to work, and as so, were unable to support themselves after a divorce. Somehow, the program has continued until this day, since the modern woman is apparently still unable to care for herself, or provide for herself. The system is flawed in several ways, the main one being that if the modern day family decides to keep the "mom/honey bunny" at home, the dad must usually find a high paying job or work much overtime to make up the missing income from his loving spouse staying at home. Its a good deal the first year as mom has playdates for the kids, dinner on the table, clean house, etc. After the novelty of marrige for the woman has worn off, after about 12 months, The downward spiral begins. Mom stops cooking, spends the day out shopping with friends, banging everyone but their husband, no dinner cooked when the husband gets home, and sure as hell no clean underware in the drawer. Credit card debt starts just to pay the monthly bills, Husband tries to get MORE overtime to keep credit cards from building and that helps for a while. Just want to make honey bunny happy and give her everything she desires...right?! After year #3 the husband starts to think in the back of his mind that they are in trouble, Wifey poo knew after the first year when she started banging the mail man, cable guy, and everyone at the local bar. Creditcard debt is at the $20,000 - $30,000 range due to numerous Home Shopping Network purchases ( I mean, what else the fuck is she suppose to do when she is at home, alone, all day???)Eventually, she gets one of her fuck buddies to propose to her, I mean the worthless son of a bitch she has been married to is never home, always working, and always bitching about the bills. "Bastard never gives me any money" is a common chant...and a justification to start stashing the grocery money every week and start putting that bill on the credit card too. Divorce comes, and of course the lifestyle that your little princess has become accustomed to needs to continue, so alimony needs to start. She gave you the best years of her life, stayed home so she could......well, stayed at home and could not enter the work place so you owe her, big time. Of course with her nursing degree she can get a job anywhere (that was paid for by you too!) but she could not possibly continue to be a member of the country club on her $60,000 a year salary. Of course the Alimony amount is figured on your 2 job, 80 hour a week income as well as the child support. Your now 40 year old Ex wife still bitches constantly because she does not get 100% of your paycheck, is in another shitty relationship, only refers to you as dead beat dad! to your kids (because it somehow helps her self esteem) and is pissed because you are banging a 23 year old sweet thing, and she is STILL up to her saggy tits in creditcard debt!

Ex Wife: Ohhh, my Alimony check is here, lets go shopping
Ex Wifes Friend: Sounds like a plan, how much you got?
Ex Wife: I get $1500 plus $1500 child support.
Ex Wifes Friend: Damn!!! What a deal
Ex Wife: I know, I know. Im trying to get my new boyfriend to propose so I can do it again. I figure I will have 3 or 4 ex's before its all said and done. That will be some serious bank!!!
Ex Wifes Friend: Amen sister. Men are such assholes huh?
Ex Wife: Tell me about it. Pass me another bon-bon and lets get HSN on the TV.....Kiiiiids, get mama another beer!"

:rofl:

[Dan?]

Also, I am a big fan of beybladers - that is, those who beyblade.

I would be lying to you if I denied my involvement in said blading.

"Hey, what's going on in here?"
"We're beybladin, you in?"
"Sheeeeeeeeeeit, cracka, you know how I do. BLACK DRANZER! WE BE SPINNIN!"
"OH SNAP!"

Oh snap indeed.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I would be lying to you if I denied my involvement in said blading.

"Hey, what's going on in here?"
"We're beybladin, you in?"
"Sheeeeeeeeeeit, cracka, you know how I do. BLACK DRANZER! WE BE SPINNIN!"
"OH SNAP!"

Oh snap indeed.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Award winning.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

what are some good or must have games for ps2. just got one off craiglist (shit is tops!) for $30 and I've been off consoles in 2003. what have I missed

[Dangerous J]

what are some good or must have games for ps2. just got one off craiglist (shit is tops!) for $30 and I've been off consoles in 2003. what have I missed

i dont know your tastes but imo

Tekken Tag
VF4 Evo
God of War
Devil may cry 1 and Devil may cry 3
Grand theft auto 3/vice city
Tekken 5
Katamari damacy
Disgaea
Grandia 2

[H-F Blade]

$30 for a PS2 from craigslist? That's one hell of a deal. Never thought about going there for a console. Normally I just go there for housing and furniture.

[Taito]

Has anyone watched the Japanese movie Shinobi? I'm about to go on a trip and I'm loading my PSP with shit to watch on the flight (I always watch foreign/indie/obscure stuff on PSP and leave the regular movies for the home theater).. is it a decent movie or is it strictly for anime-type fans? I read a bunch of mixed reviews.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

i dont know your tastes but imo



pretty much anything that isn't an rpg. thanks for the list i'll check some of those games out.

$30 for a PS2 from craigslist? That's one hell of a deal. Never thought about going there for a console. Normally I just go there for housing and furniture.

I know huh? the dude even drove 10 miles to deliver it to my neighbourhood. he offered to bring it to my house, but i declined just in case he was a serial killer or something. ended up being some 17 yr old kid and a friend. no cords, cables or games though. probably why it was cheap.

[H-F Blade]

Haha yeah I wouldn't want someone from cragslist delivering stuff to my apartment or house. You never know who it could be. No cords or cables? Well if you have any spare ones those always work. When my first PS2 broke down I just reused the A/V cables with my slim one.

[Mechanica]

Hahah, you guys are so paranoid. Unneeded paranoia, no less.