The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2 [Archive] - Page 49

JackTenrac!

10-07-2006, 07:04 AM

Bear questions

Oh snap

...and its' "azn"-iticity.

A Rachel Reye-like woman mentioned it at a team outing and said that "it's so azn.". Did Azns really coin that phrase? or say it?

I never heard a single azn say it. Just the dilutes and mixed babies of this generation. No real HARDCORE azns. Or older azns. Or any.

"Happy New Year"...yeah. I'd figure.

"Good Luck!" ...an asian street performer said that when I threw .05 change into his flute case with the happyness of Chin Gentsai. I still await kung fu street performers to make way to the Canuckian territory so we can gock at their ability with "So you know Kung Fu, eh?".

We have the shizzle talk founded by Snoop. Sandler's diss towards it was funny enough to destroy stomachs on all racial fronts. The okely dokely of yore hasn't sufficed as of yet to titter its way into social tongue...but looks as common as "ass" in an e-mail.

...but "on snap"?
---

This new "friend" of mine..she's quite the rush.

She'll probably handcuff me to her belief system and liberate me from the perils of boredom on the train with those crazy anti-gentlemen tactics. I wait allow her to move out of the seating arrangements first.

Me: after you.
Her: I insist.
Me: Ladies first.
Me: *thinking: JUST DEFENSE *
Her: *gritts her teeth. Eyes bulging* AFTER YOU, BEAR!!!!
Me: ....*calmly* I insist back. Please leave.
she gets up, angrily.
ME: heheh. /thinking *HARD REVERSAL!*/

Calculation, or deprecation of her movements. Or something like that. She even wanted to talk girl to girl with me about her guy issue. I curl up like a chic and say "spill" fresh outta prime time "Will And Grace" meeting the blackness of "Girlfriends" at her words.

---

Sat down and gave FOX primetime a chance.

House MD owns after one episode seating. SURPRISE!

*hugs T.V. again and looks at the rabbit*

"YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!"

Million

10-07-2006, 08:52 AM

There is a girl on the net that looks similar to Michelle Branch...and she happens to of course pose in sexy naked/half-naked pictures. It's a wonderful thing when you find random internet hos that happen to look vaguely similar to hot celebs...yessss indeed.

*I still have Legos.... I made a little car and a robot. Legos are the most brilliant idea for a toy ever conceived. It's a shame I don't have as many as I did from childhood.

*I had a nightmare one time....I was out in a field with nothing else around. Suddenly I was lifted up, and noticed that unfortunately familiar orange/black/white-spotted pattern I loathe so much....the wing pattern of the monarch butterfly. I was now on the fuzzy wing of a giant monarch as it flew away, and it was absolutely TERRIFYING. I really, really hate those things. Yes, I will admit it here and now. It was a mild phobia from childhood. I had the same "get-it-AWAY-please!" reaction some people have for snakes or clowns. Anyway...so in that horrible dream...I had a lose-lose situation....either hold on to this giant form of the creepy monarch butterfly...or fall off to my death. Yeah...a fear of death in a dream. It's very rare that I realize it's a dream, no matter what kind of craziness is going on(giant metal horses, matrix powers, Armageddon and The Rapture in progress, a grizzly bear chasing me around a Geo Metro in an empty room, etc. No matter how strange the content is in my dreams...I still usually don't realize it's a dream.)

haha...the grizzly and the Geo Metro dream was hilarious now that I think about it. I was in a big, empty room with a low ceiling and regular carpeting(brown). There was nothing in there but me, the grizzly bear, and a red geo metro. (or old Chevette hatchback...one of those types) The bear chased me around the car, eventually jumped over the car and mauled me to death.

Wolfgang McFierce

10-07-2006, 07:49 PM

Cold Cut sandwich is bad ass. The fact that it's name is cool makes the sandwhich taste better

P. Gorath

10-07-2006, 08:04 PM

is it bad to still feel the need to masturbate even when you've had sex the same day?

DropKick Murphy

10-07-2006, 08:13 PM

is it bad to still feel the need to masturbate even when you've had sex the same day?

No of course not. Well I dont think it is.

WasFemto

10-07-2006, 08:53 PM

I need to stop spending $ on games and get a HD for the PS2.

I also need to get back into shumps. That vid Stabby posted in Unpopular Gaming Opinions re-lit my fire for these games.

H-F Blade

10-07-2006, 09:33 PM

I hope my roommate doesn't come back with his girlfriend because damn, she's over here way too much.

Cisco

10-07-2006, 10:07 PM

So, i'm already in 3rd year college and i'm planning to career in 2d Animation. Comic book illustraion and animation that is. I want to work for disney, probably a concept artist but also be part of the development of the certain animation.

I know that i should do what i love w/o the care of how much i'll get paid, but security is something i can't resist worrying about. You guys have any details?

JackTenrac!

10-07-2006, 10:20 PM

Shitting quality or equality or equal oppertunities disenbowlment..

....makes the toilet seat wet.

Azrael

10-07-2006, 10:45 PM

is it bad to still feel the need to masturbate even when you've had sex the same day?
Ok, so I live with an incredibly horny girlfriend. And I am constantly trying to find ways in which to jack-off. If I get home 10 minutes before she does, if she runs to the store or goes out with a friend, or if she happens to fall asleep before I do. And that's even if I know we're going to have sex later, or we've already had sex, or we've already had sex twice.

I dunno, it's just like, it's been such an integral part of my life for the past 15 years and I don't quite want to give it up. It's like that special me time that nothing else can replace.

ShinAkumax

10-07-2006, 11:00 PM

Moving in with my girlfriend has proven to be a bad decision. It's been a stressful week. Don't even have much time for anything. It all sucks. Women....women. / Self Pity

Stabby

10-07-2006, 11:15 PM

Shin, what happened to those journal sites you always talked about running? Or hell, just the threads?

You have an interesting style, and I liked reading about your little adventures. I think a lot of other SRK people did too.

ShinAkumax

10-07-2006, 11:19 PM

>_>

I'll give you a link to a private site later. I don't have a computer but my girlfriend does so... I'll start writting a journal again. Anyways. Thanks for asking. I'll keep in touch.

Edit: This is the last thing I wrote. You might have missed it.

The Fish Tank - Volumen One of the Legendary Adventure.

A couple of months ago, I found a big fish tank at a second hand store. I bought it for 20 bucks. I believe it to be a 20 gallons fish tank,so the way I see it. I paid about a buck a gallon.

I've never been a fish person. I just don't understand fish as pets. Fish are generally considered to be a stupid animal. I agree. Fish are indeed stupid.

I'm sure some fish are smarter than others but being the smartest kid on a class of retards isn't anything I consider special.

Anyways, once I got the tank inside my house,it sat around for weeks collecting nothing but dust. There was even a point when I used the tank to contain a water leak from the upstairs. Eventually I got the idea of filling it with rocks.

I went down to the river with a backpack and picked a bunch of pretty rocks. At first, I put a lot of time into each rock that went into the tank. Each rock was cool in it's own special unique way. I even got a rock shaped like a fish. I got home after a good afternood of searching or the coolest rocks the river could offer. Then when I put them in the tank, I realized they barely covered half the surface of the tank. I was quite less selective with my rocks the next time around " Oh shit, it's round and kinda green. I'm taking it! "

Going to the river was an adventure on it's own. The river flows right through the city. So there is a lot of interesting folks just hanging by the river. There is this bum that is always reading a book under the shade of some trees. He is quite an interesting guy. He is just out there in the bush, reading a book. There are a variety of bugs/snakes and other weird things that hang aroung the river, however, I think that once you have eaten out of the trash, there is little that scares you as far as critters go.

There is a larger percentage of the river folks whom appear to be bums. Not your strange older brother that refuses to move out of your parents basement/ eats all the food/ smoke a lot of weed bum. Just regular old street bums.

I'll say this though. If I was a bum, I would probably too hang around the rivers and parks the city has to offer. They are generally a much better place than the dumpster behind a dirty cracked out back alley.

There are a lot of interesting things in the surrounding area of the river. I'm okay with bugs/spiders and most mammals. However, I hate anything from the reptile family with the exception of turtles.

I live in Canada, and for some reason I forgot we have snakes up here. I saw the tail of a snake then heard that awful " Swoosh " sound things make as they scurry into a bush. I jumped quite a distance away from that spot. I hate that sound. You never know just what is in there. I'm just wary of anything that might be able to bite into me.

I got away from the bush area and declared it a " no fly zone " as far as I was concerned. No pretty rock was worth my pride, yeah, just my pride. I know for a fact that there are no poisonous snakes around here and nothing out there could kill me , with the exception of a bear, a wolf or an angry elk. The only thing hurt is my pride when I jump away from the fuzzy rabbit scaring the crap out of me when it runs into a stupid bush.

For the rest of the day I stayed in therocky area of the river where I could see everything. I saw some brown garden snakes just chilling on the rocks though. But at least I could see them, I just walked around them.

As I was walking around looking for rocks I saw this golf ball floating close the the rivers edge. It was a bit shinny and grainy so I thought it migh be covered with bug eggs. I picked it up and it was surprisinly light. Upon closer inspection... I discovered to be an egg. I threw it away instantly a little part inside of me screamed in agony and disgust. It was probably an empty snake egg.

I walked home with a backpack full of rocks and a cool piece of drift wood after spending about 8 hours searching for rocks, avoiding snakes and looking at bums. A backpack full of rocks is really, really, really heavy. I walked about an hour with them taking a break every block or so. I was about 2 blocks away from my house and I was taking breaks more like every ten steps. I felt quite conflicted. In one hand, I wanted to call my friend with a car to come down and bail me, in the other hand.... It was only two blocks god sakes. I called and asked for help. I was told it would be about 30 to 40 minutes. I picked a spot in the pavement and laid myself out. I think some people thought I was a bum but I was so exhausted. I didn't give a damn. After I was finally home I boiled all the rocks and put them in the tank. I discovered pretty soon that stones that look colorful underwater lose quite a bit of their luster when they dry out, so I filled the tank up. It sat on my living room for a few days and I just admire the rocks. Truly, it takes very little to make me happy.

Rocks are easy to take care of and they don't poop. Someone suggested I get a fish. So I went to the fish store. I'll post some pictures and the " Pet Store Story " tomorrow. I got more time so I'll start posting my stories again. Later SRK.

Ne0phyte

10-07-2006, 11:31 PM

Moving in with my girlfriend has proven to be a bad decision. It's been a stressful week. Don't even have much time for anything. It all sucks. Women....women. / Self Pity
Details?

My dad was talking to me for some reason about the "philosophy of mathematics" for at least 25 minutes straight, during which my only responses were "yeah" and nodding randomly. I wasn't even looking at him; I was daydreaming and playing with my nails the entire time. At one point I was thinking about something and looked up at him and realized he was just staring at me waiting for a response and had stopped talking for several seconds. Eventually I just cracked up and said "I have no idea what you're talking about." Seriously, why was he telling me this? Are people that oblivious to others' disinterest or do they talk just to give themself a mental erection from all the obscure shit they know?

Anyway, Has anyone else seen The Illusionist? What's the most 151 any of you have ever drank at once? I'm bored and no one is online and I want conversation.

mr. newbie

10-07-2006, 11:35 PM

Moving in with my girlfriend has proven to be a bad decision. It's been a stressful week. Don't even have much time for anything. It all sucks. Women....women. / Self Pity

when did this happen? anyway can i get a link to? i used to read your journals everyday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZXvYHkPEKg&NR oh crap i love that song. i lke a yu-gi-oh song. i'm gonna go cut myself and watch naruto.

ShinAkumax

10-07-2006, 11:40 PM

>_> The reason no one can get the link right now is that... I don't have site yet. I just want to get some posts going before I even commit myself to handing out the link. Give me some time to sort out my toughts as I am lazy. So far I can promise you the following.

1. Drug stories... well.... that's about it actually. The number of interesting people you meet due to drug experimentation is quite incredible.

Also... since I've had a steady girlfriend for a good 4 months now. I have not had any a sexual adventures. I've been really really happy just getting drunk and high and spending time with her.

Details? I moved in and I swear to god.... This happened the first day.

Jane: So. I don't know how I feel about this.
Me: What are you trying to say.
Jane: I don't know if I feel good about you moving in here.
Me: Are you serious? You realize I'm fucked right? I gave up my place and my shit is in boxes and NOW you tell me this.

Much Much Much drama ensues.

It was Jerry Springer type scenario. Let me give you lines that were spoken duing the night.

" You can have the apartament. "
" I'll pay for your hotel. "
" Fine, take your fucking shit and sleep in the street. It's your fucking choice. "
" Don't you tell me not to be fucking mad about the fact that I am officially homeless. "
" You asshole. "

Drama, drama, drama.

I also took E and drank half a bottle of Cap's Spiced Rum. Never go to your dealers house thinking you are not going to do something stupid.

Stabby

10-08-2006, 12:25 AM

See? That was a really neat story.

Neo, I don't hate you anymore. You are my second favourite female poster on SRK.

doujinshi_2001

10-08-2006, 02:51 AM

-you know, i'm really thinking about rockin more fitteds. i hope im not being into some crazy fad like everyone else i just like the style atm

-what the hell is rob and big???

Wolfgang McFierce

10-08-2006, 06:23 AM

That messed up pick with the milk.....:rofl:

Demon Dash

10-08-2006, 07:56 AM

"People can't get along. Have fun."

http://www.dustloop.com/forums/

What's wrong with dust loop?

Million

10-08-2006, 08:26 AM

Azrael

10-08-2006, 09:41 AM

Holy shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkc_Myyye20

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I was just thinking the other day that I hadn't seen anything in a while that made me laugh so hard my head/sides hurt.

It gets funnier the more you think about it. All my shit hurts now. :(
Thank you Stabby, for introducing this into my life.

He used his powers to jack a no parking sign. "That very sign offends me." Oh my GOD. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Stabby

10-08-2006, 10:32 AM

Million,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refractory_period that 'cool-down' period is actually just caused by the introduction of a chemical into your bloodstream after you bust a nut. So, they are working on a suppressant for that chemical.
But that may lead to the end of civilization.

Az,

I can't stop thinking about it, and thinking about it is hurting me. He pulled into a gas station to ask for directions. His flying car got stuck in traffic.

I wish Magneto was still that kind of egotistical retard now.

Penguin

10-08-2006, 10:40 AM

Fuel is for lesser men!

I walked by a scientology place with some friends yesterday, when I saw what it was I died laughing right in front of the scientologists who were outside passing out flyers. They looked amused, they were happy that I was happy, and we were all happy.

Murt!

10-08-2006, 10:46 AM

I liked Magneto's giant sled car. That's Grade A Genoshan engineering.

Serpent

10-08-2006, 11:39 AM

y'know... it would be great to have the option of multiple orgasms. Women got off(heh so to speak) lucky with this. Sometimes it's tough to choose which "jerkin material" I want to use for a session...or if I'm looking at a variety of things at once...there's the dilemma of "okay...which pic or vid do I want to *finish* to? My Absolutely Amber desktop wallpaper collage...or that 'Aoi walks upstairs in a short skirt', or those pictures of tiffany teen or princess blue eyez, the partygirlupskirts vid, or Ms. Gottabody, Gia La Shay...?". So, I bust off yet another load...then I have to wait again to "recharge". Fuck that refractory nonsense. I want to bust a nut AGAIN, immediately. I want to bust 10 consecutive times if I feel like it....but nooooo...Mother Nature/God just had to shortchange us guys on this one.

Well, I can't do it for masturbation, but I remember before I had seen the light of NO ASS, when I used to engage in that disgusting act of sexual intercourse, I'd usually have a really quick recovery time especially if the girl was hot. I'd usually get the quick recover at least once, sometimes twice, and then the recovery time would go to about 5-10 minutes, and then I'd usually be done and either kick the girl out at the rare times it was at my place, but more likely I'd just go home. The quick recovery is about 10 seconds or so. I've heard a lot of other guys are like that too. Oh yeah, I've never personally done this but, allegedly if you are screwing multiple girls, there is no recovery period if you switch girls afterwards. Has anyone tested this out? I guess havoc or someone else like that could maybe comment?

JackTenrac!

10-08-2006, 12:32 PM

Thank you Stabby, for introducing this into my life.

He used his powers to jack a no parking sign. "The very sight of that sign offends me!" Oh my GOD. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Fixed for you...lol

Arigato

Demon Dash

10-08-2006, 01:28 PM

Zzz...

Stabby

10-08-2006, 02:19 PM

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!? (http://www.amazon.com/Play-Along-94012-Stacks-StackPack/dp/B000FSUBRY/sr=8-1/qid=1160342352/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-9211811-7632034?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games)

Murt!

10-08-2006, 02:27 PM

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!? (http://www.amazon.com/Play-Along-94012-Stacks-StackPack/dp/B000FSUBRY/sr=8-1/qid=1160342352/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-9211811-7632034?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games)

Believe it or not, cup stacking is actually a compettitve sport, however 40 bucks for some dixie quality cups is retarded.

Mechanica

10-08-2006, 03:15 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5628733099857233320&q=crazy+frog+bros

Wolfgang McFierce

10-08-2006, 03:34 PM

Did you know that the crazy frog song was a #1 hit in the UK? How can such a bad song make it #1? It boggles my mind

Cisco

10-08-2006, 06:00 PM

Ok, i've been thinking about the power rangers and the thousands of plot holes and wtf stuff.

I now recall that the megazord can't function with out solar power, since that is true, why doesn't rita or the green ranger attack during night time?

I'm watching the jap version, and it seems allot better. IN the jap, the green (burai/Dragon ranger) goes away through death while in the US the green looses his powers through a candle then crystals from lord zed... i think. Makes allot of sense why they decided to remove the green and replace him with the white.

The jap-pink ranger looks pretty cute, but not hotter than kimberly.

Stabby

10-08-2006, 06:13 PM

Az,

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1005wsj-japan-blog05-ON.html

You need to find a wife.

Azrael

10-08-2006, 06:24 PM

Thanks Stabby, but I think I'll just stay with the insane schoolkids. I already did the Demon Girlfriend thing, and I don't think I can make it into a TV series. ....Nor do I really want to know who the Japanese media would pick to play me.

The only thing I could write about with the current girlfriend is how her sex drive is literally killing me. "Super Horny Girlfriend"? Nah, doesn't fly. ...But then again...

On the sex thing:
In my younger days, I could cut my refractory time to under 5 minutes. Now these days I need like an hour or so. But I'm not sure if this is me getting older, or just that my tank is constantly on empty. ...I think it's a super combo of the two.

EveryFlowerFlow

10-08-2006, 06:44 PM

Nor do I really want to know who the Japanese media would pick to play me.

you already know... (http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5346/azraelph4.jpg)

Azrael

10-08-2006, 06:52 PM

Yeah, see, that's the problem.

There's actually a clown that followed him up who was ten times worse. If they picked him, that'd send me into a Godzilla-like Apocalyptic rage.

Stabby

10-08-2006, 06:58 PM

Mechanica

10-08-2006, 07:02 PM

Did you know that the crazy frog song was a #1 hit in the UK? How can such a bad song make it #1? It boggles my mind

My mind is blown.

You're not kidding?

Million

10-08-2006, 07:11 PM

The Terminators vs. an army of Predators? --I'd put money on the Predators. eh, it would be lopsided in the Terminators' favor if this included all types though, t800, t1000, etc.

dammit...I still wish I was a Terminator..preferrably T1000. It would be such fun.

Cisco

10-08-2006, 07:27 PM

Ok, so i'm watching more of the jap and us power rangers on youtube. For some reason, i found it rather crappy that my favorite childhood show was a straight out rip off. The American version was in no way as good as the jap. I bet a jap guy who has watched both jap and the us version must of laughed his ass off on how crappy the rip off was.

The Jap version, Rita and the other villains were a bit more "evil", they were attacking children and shit. Also,the jap power rangers were more heroic, especially the red ranger, he was more leader like and all that compared to Jason.

I also found out that the White ranger was originally played by a 10 year old kid, unlike the US version in w/c tommy was the WR. The Jap white ranger was like blowing off the skirts of random chicks and causing all sorts of mischief. Also, the WR wasn't the leader, it was stil the red ranger... however, in the US version the White ranger becomes the leader.

I still like the US version better since i grew up with it. It's just the jap version seems a bit more mature; the green ranger was more bad ass in the jap version.

JackTenrac!

10-08-2006, 08:02 PM

The first Japanese series to be made US did rock on a level for the first ep. but in comparision to their american counterparts, they had to own. These guys were warriors, frozen in time, awaiting for the day Rita comes back to take over the world, while our non-foreign rangers were just brought to Zordon because they had a good heart and attitudes to go with it. All integral punks led by an alien to destroy other aliens in opposed to the other Rangers, fighting to save Earth from aliens, guided by some sort of janitor elf king. Surely, if the US rangers were anything like the Sentais, you'd get the following:

- more victories
- more deaths
- less corny lines
- swearing?
- better crossovers

Get to the god teir In Space saga, then talk about the rangers. :) That was where everyone was getting owned. Even Rita and Zedd get bitch-slapped by reality when they are ordered around by Dark Spectre through Astronema. The true ending of evil in the Ranger history.

AdverseSolutions

10-08-2006, 08:22 PM

nk did their test...wonder if i'll get radiation poisoning

Million

10-08-2006, 08:27 PM

It's REALLY annoying me that abc fam dropped Jetix. Now, it has become inconvenient for me to watch Mystic Force...and despite this season being surprisingly good...I haven't been much into watching it since Jetix disappeared off abcFam....all because it's no longer easy to catch the show. The ONLY *legit option for people like me with no digital cable is to rely on regular ABC saturday mornings...and we all know they're so far behind on Power Rangers it's become a sad joke. A season could be finished, and the ABC regular schedule will still be on episode #4. It's pitiful. Anyway...I've downloaded the next episode, but I'm just not that into watching it for some reason. Perhaps my love for the show dies a little once it is no longer easy and convenient to watch.

*Abaranger is awesome, btw. The theme song is especially good. One particularly interesting thing...is that they kept the White Ranger evil for the entire season, I think. I was hoping this would be the case in Dino Thunder...but alas....no luck there. Trent did stay evil for the longest period of time though...so that counts for something.

School sucks so much ass...the suck factor actually continues on well past the point you're done with it. It actually drips into other aspects of life, to continually annoy you FOREVER. Ever since school started this fall...the commute to work has been a nightmare. I'm having to leave about an hour early just to barely make it to work on time, all because of a school zone, and several school buses. Sometimes, it has taken 10 minutes JUST to get out onto the street that leads away from my apartment complex!

Then, when it comes to my job...schooling issues always make the unemployment claims process even more convoluted than it already is. A person could have 86 dollars in one quarter of the base period. 86 goddamn dollars within a 12 month period, along with the other employers....and this completely changes everything around to Wackyland status. I have to address that bullshit with a work history, a statement form, send the school a certain letter, change the claim's code a few times in order to do that, decide which "BYE" to put it one depending on "reasonable assurance", and make comments regarding the entire process...this is of course multiplied when they have more than 1 school's wages in the base period.

Sometimes I think...if I could just kill the entire world, and only leave myself and the few people I care for....I'd finally be happy with things. I'd feel fanfucktastic after that. I'm just tired of dealing with bullshit, basically...and this world is full of it. Every aspect, every nuance, every component of this world....bullshit. It's a large pot that's overflowing with the stuff. It's a diseased, worthless whore with bullshit oozing from every orifice.

mr. newbie

10-08-2006, 09:02 PM

:rofl:

in-damn-deed! thank you!:rofl:

competitive cunnilingus

lol taht'd be a fun mtv true life special. the highs, the lows, the fame.i gotta get into an odd job like this.

Azrael

10-08-2006, 09:31 PM

How could you be anything but overjoyed at being portrayed by Bob "The Beast" Sapp?

And no, I meant you should publish your stuff in japanese. Just put a black censor-bar over your eyes. They'd never be able to spot you.
The Japanese wouldn't like my stuff. I'm a foreigner who talks about all the stuff about their country that they don't want to expose to the rest of the world. They really only like it when you say stuff like "The country is so beautiful, and the people are so nice, and I really found my Zen, here in Japan only", that kind of jazz.

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I've always wondered if there is some sort of Sex Olympics. Like, the Evolution of Fuckin'. I know there must be something somewhere.

...I'd own. :bgrin:

DropKick Murphy

10-08-2006, 09:37 PM

I just seen The Departed. This movie is fucking amazing. Go see it, you will be very pleased.

Ne0phyte

10-08-2006, 10:04 PM

I just seen The Departed. This movie is fucking amazing. Go see it, you will be very pleased.
Looking foward to it. Such a strong cast!

This has been a good year for movies. Or maybe I just actually went out and saw movies this year. Either way, yay. Maybe Scorsese and Leo will finally win a fucking Oscar.

I was gonna dress up as Remy for Halloween this year, but I ditched that in favor of being something slutty. For some reason, I just have that urge. I feel kinda lame about it, but no one around would know who the hell Remy was and it'd be a waste. Like it'd be totally awesome for people to recognize me, but I doubt it'd happen. And I just feel like standing out for once.

Azrael

10-09-2006, 03:34 AM

People make fun of Trekkies or whatever. But shit, I can't help but to think that in the end, they have the last laugh.

I mean, if you can afford to buy the starship Enterprise for $576,000, (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061008/film_nm/life_startrek_dc) you HAVE to be rolling in some serious dough.

Atb_555

10-09-2006, 04:25 AM

I've always wondered if there is some sort of Sex Olympics. Like, the Evolution of Fuckin'. I know there must be something somewhere.

...I'd own. :bgrin:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Million

10-09-2006, 05:11 AM

please give us details, ne0...details on this "slutty costume" you plan on wearing...

it's interesting when one realizes the true purpose of Halloween, once they hit college(or even high school) age...the true purpose is to have girls walking around in the hottest "slut"/fetish-themed outfits ever. The girls get to display their "wild" side in public and it's all ok and excused because of this particular day...they get to look and act like a stripper, and it's all fine and dandy because hey...it's Halloween....and guys like myself get to stare at hot girls in cheerleader, schoolgirl, and "slutty" strawberry shortcake outfits.(*check webshots.com on that last one...Slutty Strawberry Shortcake seemed to be quite popular in the last 2 years...especially amongst white girls) Everybody wins.

*Speaking of which, I found some classic, LEGENDARY Webshots pictures that I previously thought were accidentally deleted. This brightened my day. (*once webshots pics are lost or deleted...there's a strong chance you will NEVER see those pics again, since they are posted up by real people, and not some lame porn site. All the "Legends" I refer to....those people took the pictures down long ago.)

...yeah, anyway...on with the details, ne0. Schoolgirl? S&M freak? Devil-costume? Naughty Cheerleader? Sexy Nurse? Slutty Policewoman? I need to know this information.

JackTenrac!

10-09-2006, 05:13 AM

Happy Turkey Day and Columbus Day to the TTOLT v.2 crew. It's round two today.

Is there such thing as a serious Dominoes circuit?

Just played against a couple of old doods last night and had to use the second side of my brain to crush them. I read like a bastard and did some dirty mixup in the last 3 games. I've played for years. Not as much as Chess, but just as close.Thinking I can retire off of a few money matches and stuff, get a trinidadian wife with a hard accent, a high paying job and a refrigerator filled with so much Guiness, the future children would be milked with it.

Not like at college where you needed $5 to play. That's a meal right there.

The backayard side of play is vicious as the foodspread. They actually had Jonny Cakes on hand and they think of the moves. I'm talking the 6 shooters.

DOUBLE SIX POSE!...

SmoothCat

10-09-2006, 07:40 AM

The hot cop is always a winner

monbaby

10-09-2006, 09:16 AM

ShinAkumax

10-09-2006, 05:25 PM

So ends another failed relationship. Good points about it being over?

She didn't cheat on me to do it and I won't feel guilty about how I acted during this particular story arc.

Things that I've learned:

Even if they deserve a chance, it doesn't mean that they will use it. I can't teach people to be happy.

Good things that will happen.

A return to honest writting. No one's feelings can be hurt if I do it alone. Because of this relationship, I've gained the balls to accept myself and what I want to do with my life. This means that plan Indonesea/South Asia/Mexico still going ahead.

I want to live life. I can't wait for the right time or the right person to make it all happen. Nothing but the memories of what we've experience and the people that shape us along the way matter. Times are good as I say goodbye to the person that today told me " You have no idea what it means when someone shows you that you can be loved. " actually, I do. Good luck and good night.

VG Emblem

10-09-2006, 06:06 PM

Hey Shin, when you die and stuff (preferrably in the world's largest shootout, on the Mexico-US border and with 1000s of strippers running around), can I take over the role of president?

Superking

10-09-2006, 06:08 PM

I should go preorder a PS3 tomorrow at eb.

Digitalbooty

10-09-2006, 06:14 PM

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Fuck that shit. ESPECIALLY if you're in NYC

ShinAkumax

10-09-2006, 06:29 PM

Hey Shin, when you die and stuff (preferrably in the world's largest shootout, on the Mexico-US border and with 1000s of strippers running around), can I take over the role of president?

I don't believe you are meant to gain power through manipulation of the popular vote. If you ever take over, it will be through rebel jungle tactics. Whatever the case, it will be bloody. You are more like a rebel leader anyways.

monbaby

10-09-2006, 06:43 PM

This is the first time nintendo has come out with a system that i didn't care for...:sad:

Digitalbooty

10-09-2006, 09:32 PM

I was just looking up sex offenders in my neighborhood. It's a good thing sex offenders LOOK like sex offenders. lol

DropKick Murphy

10-09-2006, 09:56 PM

I was just looking up sex offenders in my neighborhood. It's a good thing sex offenders LOOK like sex offenders. lol

How do you look up sex offenders. I wanna see how many of them are in East Newyork.

Stabby

10-09-2006, 09:59 PM

Shin,

What do canadians celebrate Thanksgiving for?

WasFemto

10-09-2006, 10:19 PM

This is the first time nintendo has come out with a system that i didn't care for...:sad:

Kinda opposite for me. The first system I did care about was the DS.

So the TV is on and NOTHING good comes from it.

I'm glad I work where I work. Ever since moving up here and finding a bomb ass job, I've been too estatic lately.

Now if I could mod my PS2 and pick up a harddrive for it my world would be perfect.

Can't believe(but not surprised) people are picking up first gen PS3's.

TheSix

10-09-2006, 10:32 PM

I was just looking up sex offenders in my neighborhood. It's a good thing sex offenders LOOK like sex offenders. lol

I know there are about 6 mofo's on this block alone.

Million

10-09-2006, 10:41 PM

^yeah..you'd think they would learn after Sony's piss poor track record in terms of hardware. Ps3 seems to be rushed, so it most likely will be even worse than previous Sony systems...I'm morbidly curious to see just how much of a disaster this will be....all the pissed off customer-made threads popping up in every single gaming-related forum on the net...it should be quite amusing.

*I found my S Club album, "Don't Stop Movin'" the other day...this gave me great joy. I can finally hear my ol' sweetie Tina singing Dance Dance Dance and other things. I wish they'd release a dvd set of the S Club show. I'd buy. Anyway, this became my custom soundtrack for Geometry Wars today. Heh, then I played to "What is Love?!" from Haddaway....heh, fun. That song actually goes perfectly with the game.

There should be a dvd collection of MTV's Undressed as well...but of course, MTV is too stupid for that to ever become a reality.

*Details on the sexy Halloween outfit, Ne0. Don't think we forgot about this already.

10-09-2006, 10:50 PM

I was just looking up sex offenders in my neighborhood. It's a good thing sex offenders LOOK like sex offenders. lol

Word. I've heard people say "well you never know, it could be ANYBODY...your boss, your mail man..."

Nah. Not really.

It's not that dirty people can't look clean, it's that clean people rarely look dirty, if you know how to tell them apart.

WTF, "HEAD ON" bullshit...do these people have no conscience? They KNOW the shit doesn't work, but they sell it anyway, weak. And I don't know if any of you guys listen to AM radio at like 4 in the morning, but there are fake radio shows, which are actually infomercials, selling some magical pill or whatever, saying how it will cure cancer and heart disease (literally, I've heard them say shit like this)...dude selling it...you KNOW it's a sugar pill, you KNOW it's not really good for anything...that shit is sad, that someone would even do that?

I'm sure they tell themselves, "well if they're stupid enough to buy it, then..." Even if that were true...what kind of person would sell it?

9999

10-09-2006, 10:53 PM

Shin,

What do canadians celebrate Thanksgiving for?

Shit, we'd celebrate July 4th as long as its a reason to drink :rofl:

Digitalbooty

10-09-2006, 11:17 PM

How do you look up sex offenders. I wanna see how many of them are in East Newyork.

I just googled kentucky sex offenders and dropped my zip...

Serpent

10-10-2006, 12:38 AM

^yeah..you'd think they would learn after Sony's piss poor track record in terms of hardware. Ps3 seems to be rushed, so it most likely will be even worse than previous Sony systems...I'm morbidly curious to see just how much of a disaster this will be....all the pissed off customer-made threads popping up in every single gaming-related forum on the net...it should be quite amusing.

Haha, I actually applied to Sony for a job, and told them i'd had an eye on the PS2 class action lawsuit, the root kit scandal, and that I anticipated problems with the PS3 and since I actually follow their hardware maybe I can do a better legal job than most lawyers. They never got back to me. I couldn't help it though, they have such a shoddy track record. Stupid Sony, you need me a lot more than I need you.

Ne0phyte

10-10-2006, 12:50 AM

Wolfgang McFierce

10-10-2006, 12:55 AM

I got a haircut because my hair was just past my shoulders, and it got in the way of my vision. Now I look like Moe from three stooges. I'm getting a new haircut this week.

I'm no hair dude but no way in hell do I want to look like a member of the three stooges.

ShinAkumax

10-10-2006, 12:16 PM

Canadians give thanks for a successful harvest. The harvest season falls earlier in Canada compared to the United States due to the fact Canada is further north.

Stabby

10-10-2006, 12:21 PM

But the American one is about screwing over the indians. Did the canadians pull that too?

10-10-2006, 12:21 PM

If anyone ever offers you a New Mexican Sushi roll, run far, far away. I spent most of the night trying to get the chunks out of my carpet and the smell still lingers. Sushi vomit is putrid especially when they add shit like nacho cheese, chili, and some other crap. Fuck you New Mexico! I don't know if I can eat sushi ever again.

H-F Blade

10-10-2006, 12:24 PM

All the bike racks at my apartment were taken. Those bastards! Luckily I found a place to secure it.

ShinAkumax

10-10-2006, 12:26 PM

But the American one is about screwing over the indians. Did the canadians pull that too?

Yup.

Dan?

10-10-2006, 12:35 PM

No, Canada was bereft of life when Europeans found it, barring the occasional hockey-playing moose.

RaishinX

10-10-2006, 12:48 PM

-I just saw on another forum an advertisement for a game called "Adventure Quest". I wonder if they'll make a game called "Fighting Conflict".

-My achilles tendon is gayer than ever.

-Life is kinda sucking right now.

-I wonder how long a body can go undiscovered. Like, if a guy pays off all his bills, has no friends or obligations, and then kicks, will he be discovered soon after his death? How long would it take, and how fucked up would he be once found. I've seen some dead bodies on some nasty websites and boy, I hope I don't go out like that. All swollen and naked on a hotel bed or some shit.

-I'm having a hard time waiting for Virtua Fighter 5.

-I'm typing unusally fast/well today.

-I probably made a typo earlier that contradicts my last statement. I'm too lazy to check.

JonnyQuest

10-10-2006, 12:52 PM

hockey is rutheless.. i like soccer better though, not much of a hockey fan.

10-10-2006, 12:55 PM

-I wonder how long a body can go undiscovered. Like, if a guy pays off all his bills, has no friends or obligations, and then kicks, will he be discovered soon after his death? How long would it take, and how fucked up would he be once found. I've seen some dead bodies on some nasty websites and boy, I hope I don't go out like that. All swollen and naked on a hotel bed or some shit.

In forensics class, a field investigator came in and talked with us. He shared a story about a man who had died in his bed and stayed there for quite some time untill someone notice the smell. We saw pictures and the man was just a skeleton with clothes on covered with mountains of what I think was larvae feces. I don't remember all the details to the story but his mail was in a huge mound at his door so he was there for a while.

DropKick Murphy

10-10-2006, 04:22 PM

I hate fedex. I was suppossed to get my Mp3 player back from creative today but fucking fedex never came. The reason given to me on the site was customer not available or buisness closed. These motherfuckers never came! I better get my shit tommorow.

Rico!

10-10-2006, 04:41 PM

The only thing I could write about with the current girlfriend is how her sex drive is literally killing me. "Super Horny Girlfriend"? Nah, doesn't fly. ...But then again...

And then there are those girlfriend that just "don't feel like it tonight" or tomorrow, or the next day, or anytime next week....

Stabby

10-10-2006, 05:49 PM

http://www.lawforkids.org/toons/browse.cfm

Million

10-10-2006, 06:09 PM

The Quiznos Prime Rib cheesesteak is looking TOO damn good every time I see the commercial...they just made a new customer...oh it looks so good it's actually sexy.

ah, I miss my precious Fuddruckers. I seriously almost cried that day when I went up to the door...and notice no lights and a sign that said that location had closed. I just stood there at a loss of what to do or say...like a close, long-time friend or family member just died. The Fuddruckers ONE POUND BURGER was a crucial, important component of my life. I'm actually going to take the road trip(*I think the nearest one is in Johnson City, TN...I have no idea how far away that is) one day soon JUST to have that magical burger again. A lot of people here in Nashville must not have good taste. It is scientific fact that the Fuddruckers' burger was superior to everything. I haven't had them in a long time...but I think Bennigan's and/or Houston's were the ONLY places with burgers that were even close to Fuddrucker's level. Really, if God Himself made a burger just for you...a perfect, magical burger....it would be that One Pounder from Fuddruckers...with cheese, the fat potato "wedge" style seasoned fries...and a thick chocolate shake to wash it down.

Murt!

10-10-2006, 06:13 PM

I had that cheese steak before, on the exact same "It looks so damn good" motive.

Carpet Lint

10-10-2006, 06:21 PM

hockey is rutheless.. i like soccer better though, not much of a hockey fan.
Well I'm not much of a fan of you.

MOTHERFUCKER

I don't know, I never really got soccer. I find it incredibly difficult to sit through a game. And I hate the bandwagon mentality of the World Cup. Not bandwagoning on teams, but on the sport.

Like just this past time around, I had all these friends who didn't know shit about any organized sport known to man start chattering about Argentina or some nonsense all of a sudden, and just like that they were fucking soccer experts.

And once the World Cup was over, it was like all the knowledge in their heads evaporated. And it's not just normal folks - I can't understand how the North American sports media would rather run with a "EXTRA EXTRA T.O. IS GRUMPY", "THAT LEBRON GUY IS PRETTY GOOD READ ALL ABOUT IT", "DID YOU KNOW THE RED SOX AND THE YANKEES ARE RIVALS???" headlines for (12+12+12+11 = uh...) 47 straight months and then ALL OF SUDDEN you can't break line of sight with a soccer article.

I can't find anything exciting about it, and I've come to the conclusion that the only reason there's such a big following overseas is because they have absolutely nothing else to do over there.

There's no black people, so basketball's out. Baseball is apparently not boring enough, so they play cricket. Football has too many rules, so they play rugby.

But I'm not a huge fan of hockey either, to be honest.

mr. newbie

10-10-2006, 06:29 PM

i would have taht cheesesteak,but i'd like to live after eating my food.

H-F Blade

10-10-2006, 06:50 PM

Damn I have unwanted company again. Just when I thought my day was getting good.

Damacy

10-10-2006, 06:58 PM

G4tv was actually useful for once. I've never seen the new Battlestar Galactica, but caught it since the "Attack of the Show" comic book girl kept raving about it. There's some pretty hardcore shit in the season opener. Not as escapist/nerdy as I thought it was going to be.

JonnyQuest

10-10-2006, 07:10 PM

Well I'm not much of a fan of you.

MOTHERFUCKER

But I'm not a huge fan of hockey either, to be honest.

eat some of this tasty cheesesteak and watch the ping pong nationals. now ping pong is a hella good sport!!! :wgrin:

Carpet Lint

10-10-2006, 07:20 PM

eat some of this tasty cheesesteak and watch the ping pong nationals. now ping pong is a hella good sport!!! :wgrin:
...did you just give me negative reputation attached with a very vuglar and offensive phrase before replying with a low key "Let's get along!" post?

So bizarre.

Anyway, CHECK THIS STUFF OUT

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vNW0Ysoauqg

Ping pong is an awesome thing to watch, I can't disagree. Too bad I never know when it's on.

And it's weird, I can't play it at all. I thought Chinese people were born with the gift of ping pong, just like how black people can slam dunk straight out of the womb. But I can't even hold the paddle the right way - I hold it like a hammer.

_________

Next topic: white people.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yieje_w9Ils

Why are white people...so...fucking...white?

THAT'S AWESOME DUDE

XTREME TO THE MAXXXXXXXXXXXX

How does a race achieve total domination of the planet with offspring like this? IT GOES AGAINST EVOLUTION

H-F Blade

10-10-2006, 07:26 PM

That rally was pro. OMG they were all over the place.

JonnyQuest

10-10-2006, 07:42 PM

...did you just give me negative reputation attached with a very vuglar and offensive phrase before replying with a low key "Let's get along!" post?

So bizarre.

i neg'd you because deep down i like you. :tup:

Wellman

10-10-2006, 07:50 PM

I just saw Odo and Quark at the sametime on Boston Legal. I miss Deep Space Nine.

JackTenrac!

10-10-2006, 07:58 PM

PSU = 6 party members in Network play = Ownage. :D...

I want this game.

arcticninja

10-11-2006, 08:00 AM

I haven't been to a Fuddruckers in over 8 years. Best fucking burgers ever and the only one left in Canada is in buttfuck Saskatchewan.

Azrael

10-11-2006, 08:03 AM

-I wonder how long a body can go undiscovered. Like, if a guy pays off all his bills, has no friends or obligations, and then kicks, will he be discovered soon after his death? How long would it take, and how fucked up would he be once found. I've seen some dead bodies on some nasty websites and boy, I hope I don't go out like that. All swollen and naked on a hotel bed or some shit.
I actually just saw on Yahoo's odd news a week or two ago a story about a guy who died in his bed, and wasn't found for like 5 years. He had all his bills on auto-pay coming out of his pension. I forgot why they entered his place, but they found bank notes that hadn't been in circulation for 5 years. His body had been preserved one way or another.

And then there are those girlfriend that just "don't feel like it tonight" or tomorrow, or the next day, or anytime next week....
Yeah, I've been there, done that. I kind of think the gf now is God saying "Sorry about that last one...here you go."

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Good to see the Carpet back in the Lint.

Cisco

10-11-2006, 08:13 AM

I haven't been to a Fuddruckers in over 8 years. Best fucking burgers ever and the only one left in Canada is in buttfuck Saskatchewan.

Same here, it's been 8 years since i ate there. Well, atleast you have a Fuddruckers; there isn't any around here in the pi. That place was one of my favorites, next to sizzlers and red lobster. What happened to those resturants, they're still good?

arcticninja

10-11-2006, 08:19 AM

errr...the whole point of my post was that I *don't* have a Fuddruckers and haven't for the past 8 years.

and did you just refer to the Phillipines as "The Pi"? :confused:

Cisco

10-11-2006, 08:21 AM

PI = Philippine Islands

arcticninja

10-11-2006, 08:28 AM

holy fuck you're retarded. I *know* PI means Phillipines. *Obviously* I made that connection just by asking the question. I was commenting on how lame it is to call the Phillipines "The Pi".

EveryFlowerFlow

10-11-2006, 08:53 AM

haha wow (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/5255298.stm), boredom perhaps?

EDIT: found the vid http://youtube.com/watch?v=1SlSbVFxmQE

Stabby

10-11-2006, 09:56 AM

Hey Az,

Is japan going crazy over all this sudden NK stuff? I mean, I had to look up wikipedia to see if they even have a military.

DropKick Murphy

10-11-2006, 10:02 AM

What should I make for breakfast? I was thinking bacon eggs and sausage

Rico!

10-11-2006, 11:27 AM

Well kiddies, I have my laptop back today after an entire 6 days without it. The story goes as follows:

Thursday night I worked in the weight room of my college until 9:30 at night. After closing, I went up to my locker, threw my books and stuff in there. The next morning, my locker was clipped and the lock door was sealed shut (there are locks built into the door to lock students out from lockers they didnt pay for). So I run down to the office saying "wtf i paid for my locker already!" "Uhh...we didn't clip the lock..."

blah blah blah

I found my broken lock in the garbage near my locker. It was smashed by a hammer. Heavy scratches were on the door. Three other lockers were broken into as well, another guy losing his laptop in the process as well. It turns out my lock (which was so much bigger and heavier than the others) took the guy a lot of hits to actually break, and when he finally broke it the locker was jammed completely shut. Me and 2 other friends couldn't open it with all of our strength combined.

Today someone finally welded it open, my laptop and everything else safe inside.

DropKick Murphy

10-11-2006, 12:51 PM

H-F Blade

10-11-2006, 02:17 PM

Good thing your laptop wasn't taken. I wonder how long it took the guy to break the lock off.

JackTenrac!

10-11-2006, 04:51 PM

snip

-...that went well.

- a good idea for Jong Il to get crackin' on the missle scare 30 years or so after the Cold War. The impersonator idea of his is whack also. Who'd want to assassinate him...before he did this? Either Bush, I understand. Clinton post-Monika, I follow. Harper if he'd let the same sex marriage thing go about, yes. Oprah, somewhat. KKK members in uniform...hardly, but Kim Jong Il?

...why?

Who'd he get anyhow? Sammo Hung's stunt doubles? Also has me questioning the two hemispheres of Korea. The near amish north and the modernized south. Probably uses the money to get the real deal.

- GO was delayed like hell. Medical emergency. Probably a new term for "Hillbilly/workaholic suicide". They had a good track record for a few weeks, let their new fame screw it up. Fastest way to get home. And hottest.

- Are the new Curry Lays still around and if so, is it Thai curry, Jap curry, West Indies Curry, indian curry, or Mark Curry?

- so...Az, did you get a "Here Comes A New Translator" phone call yet from...Capcom?

Rico!

10-11-2006, 06:27 PM

What kind of lock were you using, sounds like it was made outta adamantium.

Just a big ol' Master Lock that needs a key to be opened. So far, this experiment proves that common Master Lock combination locks = shitty.

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I hate when I remember to do something all day, such as filling out paper work, and then at the end of the day I realize I didn't accomplish the task at all.

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I forgot what was supposed to go here.

H-F Blade

10-11-2006, 10:39 PM

I get really annoyed when I'm at the theater and some kid walks out of the arcade asking if I have any change. I never do so I just brush them aside. It just becomes more of an inconvenience because it's happened the past several times that I've went.

DropKick Murphy

10-11-2006, 10:58 PM

Someone ate my Salami. I hate that shit, I told everyone it was mine and muthafuckas still ate it. I bet it was my "I dont eat pork" uncle or his retarted baby moms.

Gasaraki

10-11-2006, 11:11 PM

I haven't been to a Fuddruckers in over 8 years. Best fucking burgers ever and the only one left in Canada is in buttfuck Saskatchewan.

Fuddruckers is good sure, but "Best fucking burgers ever", no. It can't beat small chains or mom n pop places.

DropKick Murphy

10-11-2006, 11:21 PM

I envy you people you that live out of NYC. I wanna go to these restuarants yall talk about, shit i never been to fucking dennys.

Gasaraki

10-11-2006, 11:34 PM

Denny's? Denny's is good but only cause the food is passable, the variaty, and that their entire menu is useable 24 hours a day. They aren't a big deal.

TheSix

10-12-2006, 12:51 AM

Denny's been my spot forever. I still don't care for the dinner look, and the fact that the Grand Slam went up is kind of gay....but still, it works.

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I had the worst night at work ever. I fuckin' hate people. Best believe I clocked out at 12:01am(which means I'll be on overtime all day tomorrow).

H-F Blade

10-12-2006, 01:28 AM

I hope my roommate can sleep with the hum of my system because I'm going to leave it on all night.

Ne0phyte

10-12-2006, 01:37 AM

Denny's been my spot forever. I still don't care for the dinner look, and the fact that the Grand Slam went up is kind of gay....but still, it works.

Yes, Denny's is THE spot when you're high at 5 am.

I'm not gonna smoke weed anymore cause I eventually want to be an egg donor. Drinking though... I couldn't give that up. I don't drink a lot at all; I've only been drunk a handful of times in my life, but something about liquor is so fascinating to me. I want to have an extensive liquor collection and learn how to bartend just cause I think it's interesting. There's something about sitting with someone and having a drink that just can't be equaled.

JonnyQuest

10-12-2006, 01:46 AM

the six is the masta, sho nuff!

SNAAAAKE

10-12-2006, 02:15 AM

I want to have an extensive liquor collection and learn how to bartend just cause I think it's interesting. There's something about sitting with someone and having a drink that just can't be equaled.

good money too and you get to work on social skills at the same time. I used to go to bartending school but kinda stopped cuz there is more money with online business (eBay)

the new ipod nano 2nd gen is so slick..just bought one today even though I already had an mp3 player..whatever :looney:

I cant say I like that dude exmatt cuz he always starts random shit with people(seemed friendler in person at ECC though) but that avater is hilarious. "FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS AND FUCK YOU TOO !" :rofl:

Gen would have been top tier in cvs2. RC roll ball and RC bitchslap FTW !!!!:nunchuck:

Azrael

10-12-2006, 05:29 AM

- so...Az, did you get a "Here Comes A New Translator" phone call yet from...Capcom?
Eh, not yet. They said they'd get back to me within two weeks, and Friday makes one, so...

At any rate, this is only the initial stage. If I get past this, there's still an interview.

It would be a gross understatement to say that I want this job. Holy fuck I want this job. I want it so bad it hurts. It's a combination of everything I love. You couldn't ask me to make a better job. I usually don't wig out over stuff like this but I am this time, bad.

Positive energy this way would be greatly appreciated.

Muff Daddy

10-12-2006, 06:48 AM

There's something about sitting with someone and having a drink that just can't be equaled.

on the intimacy scale, sharing a quiet drink is between a handshake and a kiss.

i make it a point to try a different drink every week. it helps me learn how to make different drinks, plus, i get to form my own opinion about certain drinks. for example, i don't think Amaretto Sours are all that great.

why is it that girls always want to drink out of a damn straw? i NEVER use a staw. but maybe thats a guy thing, i dunno. i have to get straws now because i had five girls over the other day and they were ALL bitching about the fact that i didn't have any straws for them to drink their Long Islands with. maybe i'll just make THEM buy the straws. :bluu:

in other news: its fucking snowing here :wtf:

JonnyQuest

10-12-2006, 07:31 AM

...candied yams.

Mechanica

10-12-2006, 07:48 AM

the new ipod nano 2nd gen is so slick..just bought one today even though I already had an mp3 player..whatever :looney:

How much didja pay, and how much does it hold? I need to figure out what mp3 player I wanna get...

Gen would have been top tier in cvs2. RC roll ball and RC bitchslap FTW !!!!:nunchuck:

Hahah, I like Cody in A3, and he'd be badass in CvS2. RC tornado hook(?)? :looney:

JackTenrac!

10-12-2006, 08:16 AM

Hahah, I like Cody in A3, and he'd be badass in CvS2. RC tornado hook(?)? :looney:

- Sure...but MOTM had the right idea. Guile and Leona tag team! With her RC-like Boomerang throw. If she plays like 98, it could flip the game(CVS2) on the charging characters. If Cody shows up, then Rick Stroud should also. :)

- Still experimenting with the woman being a friend thing. Here's how it went:

Me: I would like to get your number.
Her: There's something I need to talk to you about....
* This woman is outta control! *:wink:

I finally got the nerve to come to terms with my infatuation with this lady, only to realize that she freaked out on me who was just trying to destroy the "friend" mentality, instilling a few rules of my own. I must admit she's the hot-looking, brown version of Kim Wayans by far, and just as cool as any over 25 woman, but damn. To feel heavily offended by a simple request and use of assumption. Heck, I think she's siq, but I know my limit. She said I was too young to date, even though I wasn't going to bother with that at all. She's got a man and I'm the dood who respects that. I asked if she wanted to walk and talk about this, hoping for some sort of stairs action, but she evasion escaped that.

Still, I got her number and hopefully, she doesn't go all A-Wall tommorow.

- Macaroni Pie owns my weight...

Muff Daddy

10-12-2006, 09:35 AM

I finally got the nerve to come to terms with my infatuation with this lady, only to realize that she freaked out on me who was just trying to destroy the "friend" mentality, instilling a few rules of my own. I must admit she's the hot-looking, brown version of Kim Wayans by far, and just as cool as any over 25 woman, but damn. To feel heavily offended by a simple request and use of assumption. Heck, I think she's siq, but I know my limit. She said I was too young to date, even though I wasn't going to bother with that at all. She's got a man and I'm the dood who respects that. I asked if she wanted to walk and talk about this, hoping for some sort of stairs action, but she evasion escaped that.

wait Bear, do you work with this woman?

have you spent any time alone with this woman yet? or do you see yourself spending any time with her in a location where its just you and her? i have this personal notion called The Proximity Rule™. basically, if a man and a woman are spending any significant amount of alone time together (say two to three consecutive hours), either one or both of them likely has sex and/or something sexual as a motive in the back of their mind.

this may not always be the case of course. but if someone has a boyfriend or girlfriend, is it ever acceptable for them to spend two to three hours of ALONE time with someone of the opposite sex outside of work or family? only in the rare instance that they are legitimate friends with someone of the opposite sex, i'm inclined to say no. do not "misunderestimate" The Proximity Rule™!!! marriages have been ruined because of it! rapes have been caused by it! babies have been born from it! seriously, put a married man in a room with a hot woman for a few hours and his chances of committing an infidelity increases ten fold.

so what i'm saying is, Bear, if you really want to seduce this woman (and it seems like you do, even though you SAY you don't), you need to create a scenario where The Proximity Rule™ can take effect. if The Proximity Rule™ was a Magic card it would read, "The Proximity Rule™: while Proximity Rule is in effect, all Panties are removed from play."

if you can get her alone with you for two to three consecutive hours, you can pretty much take that as evidence that she doesn't give a rat's ass about her "man". no person in a supposedly monogamous relationship would spend that much alone time with a member of the opposite sex who wasn't a co-worker or a family member.

RaishinX

10-12-2006, 09:44 AM

My fucking stomach is pissing me the fuck off. Fuck this shit.

Dick.

NG1313

10-12-2006, 10:11 AM

Checked out this online TV deal.. one thing lead to another, and I signed up for free webcam sluts. Turns out you don't see no action until you start paying for it. So, uh.. what are some totally free webcam sites out there?

arcticninja

10-12-2006, 10:19 AM

so what i'm saying is, Bear, if you really want to seduce this woman (and it seems like you do, even though you SAY you don't), you need to create a scenario where The Proximity Rule™ can take effect. if The Proximity Rule™ was a Magic card it would read, "The Proximity Rule™: while Proximity Rule is in effect, all Panties are removed from play."

LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOL

Dan?

10-12-2006, 11:01 AM

My fucking stomach is pissing me the fuck off. Fuck this shit.

Dick.

Did you just call your stomach a dick? Does that make your stomach acid Fire-type Semen?

H-F Blade

10-12-2006, 11:04 AM

I have a dental appointment this weekend. I hate going to the dentist. It's always very unpleasant.

RaishinX

10-12-2006, 11:22 AM

Did you just call your stomach a dick? Does that make your stomach acid Fire-type Semen?

Judging from the terrible sensation coming from my recently used hind parts, I'd have to say yes.

JackTenrac!

10-12-2006, 11:26 AM

Did you just call your stomach a dick? Does that make your stomach acid Fire-type Semen?

Pokemon?

wait Bear, do you work with this woman?

have you spent any time alone with this woman yet? or do you see yourself spending any time with her in a location where its just you and her? i have this personal notion called The Proximity Rule™. basically, if a man and a woman are spending any significant amount of alone time together (say two to three consecutive hours), either one or both of them likely has sex and/or something sexual as a motive in the back of their mind.

this may not always be the case of course. but if someone has a boyfriend or girlfriend, is it ever acceptable for them to spend two to three hours of ALONE time with someone of the opposite sex outside of work or family? only in the rare instance that they are legitimate friends with someone of the opposite sex, i'm inclined to say no. do not "misunderestimate" The Proximity Rule™!!! marriages have been ruined because of it! rapes have been caused by it! babies have been born from it! seriously, put a married man in a room with a hot woman for a few hours and his chances of committing an infidelity increases ten fold.

so what i'm saying is, Bear, if you really want to seduce this woman (and it seems like you do, even though you SAY you don't), you need to create a scenario where The Proximity Rule™ can take effect. if The Proximity Rule™ was a Magic card it would read, "The Proximity Rule™: while Proximity Rule is in effect, all Panties are removed from play."

if you can get her alone with you for two to three consecutive hours, you can pretty much take that as evidence that she doesn't give a rat's ass about her "man". no person in a supposedly monogamous relationship would spend that much alone time with a member of the opposite sex who wasn't a co-worker or a family member.

Yeah, I did, 2 hours and chnage, and no, she doesn't work with me. I see her on the way over and ...yeah, I think she's swell. I guess that's what it is. Thanks Tuff. And I have a date at the end of the month with someone else.

Bear My Children? on Daytime SRK.
:looney:

fishjie

10-12-2006, 03:05 PM

wait Bear, do you work with this woman?

have you spent any time alone with this woman yet? or do you see yourself spending any time with her in a location where its just you and her? i have this personal notion called The Proximity Rule™. basically, if a man and a woman are spending any significant amount of alone time together (say two to three consecutive hours), either one or both of them likely has sex and/or something sexual as a motive in the back of their mind.

this may not always be the case of course. but if someone has a boyfriend or girlfriend, is it ever acceptable for them to spend two to three hours of ALONE time with someone of the opposite sex outside of work or family? only in the rare instance that they are legitimate friends with someone of the opposite sex, i'm inclined to say no. do not "misunderestimate" The Proximity Rule™!!! marriages have been ruined because of it! rapes have been caused by it! babies have been born from it! seriously, put a married man in a room with a hot woman for a few hours and his chances of committing an infidelity increases ten fold.

so what i'm saying is, Bear, if you really want to seduce this woman (and it seems like you do, even though you SAY you don't), you need to create a scenario where The Proximity Rule™ can take effect. if The Proximity Rule™ was a Magic card it would read, "The Proximity Rule™: while Proximity Rule is in effect, all Panties are removed from play."

if you can get her alone with you for two to three consecutive hours, you can pretty much take that as evidence that she doesn't give a rat's ass about her "man". no person in a supposedly monogamous relationship would spend that much alone time with a member of the opposite sex who wasn't a co-worker or a family member.

errr but isnt the proximity rule in full effect during the friendzone? and yet the frustrated friend zoned guy, who spends ALL his time with this girl, who happens to have a bf, doesnt get any play? clarify the difference between this proximity rule and friendzone.

DropKick Murphy

10-12-2006, 03:54 PM

I have a huge headache. And Im tired. This is so gay.

Muff Daddy

10-12-2006, 03:57 PM

errr but isnt the proximity rule in full effect during the friendzone? and yet the frustrated friend zoned guy, who spends ALL his time with this girl, who happens to have a bf, doesnt get any play? clarify the difference between this proximity rule and friendzone.

i tried to qualify with:
this may not always be the case of course. but if someone has a boyfriend or girlfriend, is it ever acceptable for them to spend two to three hours of ALONE time with someone of the opposite sex outside of work or family? only in the rare instance that they are legitimate friends with someone of the opposite sex, i'm inclined to say no.

in any case, the status of the "legitimate friendship" may not be mutual where all parties are concerned. in the case of the Friend Zone™ the friendship is essentially a warpt one in that it is inauthentic. the female may conceive of the friendship as authentic, but in reality she is only using the male as her emotional dumpster.

The Proximity Rule still applies to The Friend Zone because one or more of the parties still has sex or sexual relations as a motive in their mind - and this is usually the pathetic male in the majority of Friend Zone configurations - they just can't take advantage of The Proximity Rule, the poor bastards. :rofl:

JonnyQuest

10-12-2006, 04:26 PM

what does it mean if a girl is wearing black, pink, red, blue, purple, or white panties.

as far as i know. black = that time of the month. white = not that time of the month.

Million

10-12-2006, 04:32 PM

So...on my way into the Kroger today after work...I noticed a maxi pad in the parking lot. A MAXI PAD. In the parking lot. The "period-catcher" side of it was facing up, but it had a black mark on it....perfectly rectangular in shape....like a bike skidmark.

*one more hot piece of ass just left at my job. So now, there is just one cute girl left. Well, 1.5. There's another one who's only "so-so".(*a tragic, severe lack of ass is her problem.)

There's this song I was listening to on the way to work today...I forgot I had it...it's the greatest nasty song ever created...."I Like Eating Shit." I think the group's name is Anal Cunt? I was randomly searching on Napster or Limewire some years ago, and put in the phrase "eating shit", and there it was. Just from the title, I knew that song was something special....I had to have it. I start cracking up just thinking about it. Here is an excerpt:

"...and I like SUCKING TURDS! Even from a stranger! I like to DRINK DIARRHEA! It relieves stress and anger BECAUSE I like eating shit...I like eating shit...I like eating shit.." See, if I ran the world...stuff like this would win the Grammys. I'm completely serious. Yes, "quiche"...Seriously.

Rico!

10-12-2006, 04:33 PM

^ heh heh heh @johnnyquest

---

Sooo i'm sitting here at work... and the power outlet is broken. Meaning my laptop battery will die in... 17 minutes?! I hate this battery.

---

I haven't had pizza in over a month. I'm trying to avoid all greesy and fatty foods all together because of my new workout program... but temptation... Popeyes....burgers... god I miss all the great american foods... ::drool:: I'm surprised I even resisted all those foods for this long...

DropKick Murphy

10-12-2006, 05:07 PM

i was just looking at that lyfe jennings video and I noticed that he has those nasty curly shits on his chin. Those are almost as bad as those kids who have that little pony tale thing on the back on there heads.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

10-12-2006, 05:33 PM

The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy's Druid, Where's My Car? episode was by far one of the greatest episodes of any cartoon series I've seen in years.

So much unbridled random... it was truly beautiful. :sad:

*Three scouts standing atop the branch of an evil tree*

Scout Partner: Man, this compass is broken. It won't go up or down.
Head Scout: Shut up doofus. We need a thermometer. :rofl:

Courage reruns are now in full effect.

Television sets all around the world have now offically become worthwhile.

Ne0phyte

10-12-2006, 05:44 PM

on the intimacy scale, sharing a quiet drink is between a handshake and a kiss.

i make it a point to try a different drink every week. it helps me learn how to make different drinks, plus, i get to form my own opinion about certain drinks. for example, i don't think Amaretto Sours are all that great.

why is it that girls always want to drink out of a damn straw? i NEVER use a staw. but maybe thats a guy thing, i dunno. i have to get straws now because i had five girls over the other day and they were ALL bitching about the fact that i didn't have any straws for them to drink their Long Islands with. maybe i'll just make THEM buy the straws. :bluu:

in other news: its fucking snowing here :wtf:

What the fuck, I'd never drink alcohol with a straw. And I'm a big straw fan. Unless it's like some girly drink like a pina colada or strawberry daiquiri where you have a fun bendy straw. But no, you cannot drink a glass of bourbon or some shit with a straw. That's homo.

Yes. It is snowing :wtf:
You should throw an anti-snow party~! What are you doing for Halloween??

monbaby

10-12-2006, 05:52 PM

Hmmm...

I always thought snow was fun...

JonnyQuest

10-12-2006, 05:58 PM

Hmmm...

I always thought snow was fun...

especially when it's thrown with a yellow tint to it.

monbaby

10-12-2006, 06:26 PM

especially when it's thrown with a yellow tint to it.

It's prolly just lemonade...

SNAAAAKE

10-12-2006, 06:39 PM

How much didja pay, and how much does it hold? I need to figure out what mp3 player I wanna get...

Hahah, I like Cody in A3, and he'd be badass in CvS2. RC tornado hook(?)? :looney:

I got the 2 gigs for $150 holds about 500 songs according to apple.
http://images.apple.com/ipodnano/images/indexfallingnanos20060912.png
I REALLY like the new design

JonnyQuest

10-12-2006, 07:03 PM

It's prolly just lemonade...

i would say taste and see, but i'm not that trustworthy. :lovin:

Dan?

10-12-2006, 07:06 PM

I got the 2 gigs for $150 holds about 500 songs according to apple.
http://images.apple.com/ipodnano/images/indexfallingnanos20060912.png
I REALLY like the new design

That picture makes them look like the Power Rangers: Music Force or something.

"Let's get em, team!"

I scored a huge stash of old sci fi novels through a friend, and these books are ridiculous. Captain Future and the Space Emperor is my favorite so far, involving Captain Future and his robot, android, and brain in a box that live on the moon and fight evildoers throughout the solar system. The President of Earth calls him with a flare he shoots from the North Pole to fight the Space Emperor on Jupiter. The Space Emperor is turning people into gorillas with white spandex. Oh, and this book was written in 1939.

You can't make this stuff up, people.

Muff Daddy

10-12-2006, 08:20 PM

What the fuck, I'd never drink alcohol with a straw. And I'm a big straw fan. Unless it's like some girly drink like a pina colada or strawberry daiquiri where you have a fun bendy straw. But no, you cannot drink a glass of bourbon or some shit with a straw. That's homo.

Yes. It is snowing :wtf:
You should throw an anti-snow party~! What are you doing for Halloween??

LOL! an anti-snow party, brilliant. well, i'm throwing a party on the 28th. i'm not sure how many people are coming yet though. i'm still planning on having a get-together for the michigan SRK peeps (but not ALL of them) - but that'll probably be AFTER this party. i can't get to know new people if i'm too busy playing host to my other drunken friends :bluu: also, what is the deal with Iren, does he live here or what? also, there are lots of Michigan peeps that you need to meet. and.... it would be great to play some games before people started getting wasted - but i need another TV.

Rico!

10-12-2006, 08:33 PM

You know what I hate? When I leave my room neat and tidy, everything in order just the way I like it. When I get back home, there's food wrappers on my desk, parts from my computer are missing, and things are generally out of order. At least put everything back you stupid mother fuckers. I just had to go into my brothers room and find all the parts to my digital camera and my mouse for my computer. Little fuckers. I'll take care of them tomorrow.

mr. newbie

10-12-2006, 08:39 PM

is ther anything you wouldn't do for a million dollars?

"i wouldn't punch a baby with cancer"

for a million dollars i'll kick babies with cancer.

Carpet Lint

10-12-2006, 08:54 PM

Would you rip a baby's head off with your bare hands for a million dollars? It wouldn't be all that hard I don't think - it's all soft bone anyway. But it'd be messy as hell.

Could you spend a million bucks knowing it was covered in baby blood?

There's an interesting economic study I was reading about. Apparently it proves that humans beings are completely illogical and that they don't understand simple economics.

Here's the test...

$1000 up for grabs. Person A has to present to Person B a suitable way to split up the money. He has ONE chance. If Person B rejects that one offer, no one gets any money.

Apparently according to classical economics, the "correct" move for Person A - as in, the wisest, as according to economics - is to milk B for all he's worth. Thus he should present an offer to split the money $999 to $1.

Person B would then realize that $1 > $0 and thus he would have to accept.

But obviously...no one who answered the survey accepted that offer.

Meaning that human beings don't understand the fact that $1 > $0.

But that survey's bullshit, because it's assuming that money > everything. If you agree to the $999/$1 offer, Person A has essentially bought your dignity for a buck. If you let him get away with $999 then you're retarded. Hell, just screwing HIM out of $999 would be well worth the dollar, since he's an ass for offering that little.

Furthermore, Person A would be retarded to offer the $999/$1 split. Since he can only present ONE offer, and there's no way in hell Person B's going to accept - and thus no one gets anything.

The logical move (and the one you probably thought of as soon as you read the test) is to offer a dead $500/$500 split. Because then there's no way Person B would NOT accept, and thus you're guaranteed the $500.

Now you could press your luck in offering $600/$400 or higher, but the more extreme the imbalance is, the less likely you are that Person B's going to accept, and thus the higher probability that you won't get shit.

Apparently $700/$300 is the limit of acceptance for most people if they were Person B.

Meaning that the average human being's dignity is worth approximately three hundred dollars.

Ne0phyte

10-12-2006, 09:17 PM

LOL! an anti-snow party, brilliant. well, i'm throwing a party on the 28th. i'm not sure how many people are coming yet though. i'm still planning on having a get-together for the michigan SRK peeps (but not ALL of them) - but that'll probably be AFTER this party. i can't get to know new people if i'm too busy playing host to my other drunken friends :bluu: also, what is the deal with Iren, does he live here or what? also, there are lots of Michigan peeps that you need to meet. and.... it would be great to play some games before people started getting wasted - but i need another TV.
Nope Iren decided to stay in Texas. I have an LCD TV I could bring :D
There's this song I was listening to on the way to work today...I forgot I had it...it's the greatest nasty song ever created...."I Like Eating Shit." I think the group's name is Anal Cunt? I was randomly searching on Napster or Limewire some years ago, and put in the phrase "eating shit", and there it was. Just from the title, I knew that song was something special....I had to have it. I start cracking up just thinking about it. Here is an excerpt:

Quote:
"...and I like SUCKING TURDS! Even from a stranger! I like to DRINK DIARRHEA! It relieves stress and anger BECAUSE I like eating shit...I like eating shit...I like eating shit.."
See, if I ran the world...stuff like this would win the Grammys. I'm completely serious. Yes, "quiche"...Seriously.
I love Anal Cunt strictly for their song titles: "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck", "I Lit Your Baby On Fire", and "I Like Drugs and Child Abuse"... :rofl:

... don't ever search for them or the band Orgy on torrents though o_O

Dan?

10-12-2006, 09:25 PM

... don't ever search for them or the band Orgy on torrents though o_O

<Ne0> I think I'll search for some of my favorite bands!
<Ne0> *types ORGY ANAL CUNT and hits 'search'*
<Ne0> ...! ...? ...
<Ne0> <_< >_>
<Ne0> *fap fap fap*

Rico!

10-12-2006, 09:34 PM

I love Anal Cunt strictly for their song titles: "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck", "I Lit Your Baby On Fire", and "I Like Drugs and Child Abuse"... :rofl:

... don't ever search for them or the band Orgy on torrents though o_O

"The only reason men talk to you is because they want to get laid, you stupid fucking cunt"

The songs are litterally nothing but yelling though.

Million

10-12-2006, 10:06 PM

I have to get those songs...that sounds like quality stuff.

*yeah, I could possibly...maybe...most likely rip a baby's head off for a million bucks. That's a rough option there...but I'm still already leaning towards a yes. There's very few things I would say "no" to when that kind of money is on the line. For example, the murdering your parents option. I couldn't do that....it would have to be a situation where one or both of them was already on their death bed, and close to dying anyway. This might be the only thing I wouldn't do. Well, there's also things that would leave me permanently diseased or otherwise injured....e.g.--I wouldn't give up the ability to see for any amount of money...unless there's a loophole-guaranteed way of later getting some medical procedure done to get my eyesight back 100%. I could see myself cutting off less important things like toes though. I'd cut off a toe for ....let's say $30,000.00 and up. Yeah, a toe is that cheap to me....not really worth much, imo. I'd cut off one of the fingers on my left hand(definitely not the right, and not because of jerkin reasons) for...probably 60,000.00. Fingers are more valuable, see...so naturally the asking price should be higher. I've always theorized this would be the greatest gameshow ever----the "What Would You Do for Money?!" show. I'd love to host that. I'd have people eating a bowl of their own shit for Big money, big prizes...I love it! I could have people drinking piss, or licking a used maxi pad....or even having sex with their grandma's corpse...all on live tv(premium channel of course)

---
This is so annoying to me. For some reason, it has become the trend at least around here for girls to wear solid black tights/leggings under their short denim skirts...effectively KILLING any possible sex appeal that could've been shown off in the skirt. The legs are completely obscured by the leggings, and of course it kills any hope of an upps shot. This is even worse than the dreaded "skort". At least with the skorts, we could still see some nice legs...and occasionally some other things if the shorts part was short and/or loose enough.(I've seen skorts so short that the cheeks were on display as if they were just regular panties under there!) With regard to my fetish....this is like the perfect Anti-Upskirt tactic. Really, what is the point of this? In terms of women's choice of clothing...what is really the point if a particular trend...such as these asanine leggings+skirt combo....has NO SEX APPEAL AT ALL? The "wearing clothes for comfort" argument is always an instantly poor and invalid point, as we've seen time and time again that they will wear the most uncomfortable kinds of shoes ever...simply because they "look cute".

It's just...frustrating. I want to find whoever started this idiotic, completely un-sexy trend...and smack them in the face with a tire iron.

---Tonight's dinner --> Healthy Choice microwave pack; chicken fettuchini alfredo with broccoli and carrots. $1.67 from Kroger. Dinner for 1.67! I love it...the HC microwave meals are surprisingly good...I'm really loving the chicken/fettuchini alfredo combo.

WasFemto

10-12-2006, 10:13 PM

I just got done eating some little pizzas from work and cooked them using the stove instead of the microwave. They are sooooooooo much more fucking delicious. I can't stand microwaves anymore. Never knew why I did it in the first place. Everything is so much more crispy, instead of being soft.

As God is my witness I will never microwave again.

JonnyQuest

10-12-2006, 11:11 PM

if you are ever in tucson, az. go to club turbulence and get some dances from nikita. she's from ukraine and the hottest blonde i have ever seen in my life. :tup:

oyg

10-12-2006, 11:49 PM

My sister was born there, dude.
And my brother died there..

JonnyQuest

10-13-2006, 01:16 AM

My sister was born there, dude.
And my brother died there..

ru serious?

ShinAkumax

10-13-2006, 01:32 AM

Poker. Is there a poker thread in SRK? Not online poker but like, how to play against real people.

Is poker dumb luck? or Skill?

DropKick Murphy

10-13-2006, 01:46 AM

I think there was a poker thread. I think Viscant might of made it.

JackTenrac!

10-13-2006, 06:01 AM

- Yeah, there was a poker thread...

- So, the crew decides to setup a fighting game club in my old college, Humber. They got the funding the same day they decided to do it. HtHDtWork? I didn't know they did it, but believe you me, something happened. Some poor defenceless woman got mangled for it. I just know it from the leader's playboy-ish look and attitude. Muffled screams of joy! I sat back and laughed as he told me about the new cabinets(Guilty Gear XX and such). I giggled at the first meeting, which is today...and decided to boycott work next week just to laugh some more at the second meeting. Retirees my ass! trade up those Guile, Ryu, and Gouki six shooters for girdles and then, I'll believe in the hype.

- Besides fighting and dominoes and chopping, is there any hobby worth while to do? knitting's out. YuGiOh's done. Anime watching is gone. Kung Fu...well, looks promising. Especially Shaolin. That stuff looks deadly. The non-wire-fu part. I'll take it if I learn wushu and snake style primarily, but there's no way I'm turning into Krillan with that Double Six thing on my forehead. If I train, that'd be awesome. Tie a punching bag to a tree and just get it some fist attention. Come back home, do some squatting poses in the basement a la Shaolin Temple.

It's just...frustrating. I want to find whoever started this idiotic, completely un-sexy trend...and smack them in the face with a tire iron.

- Goodyear assist slap ftw?

Rico!

10-13-2006, 07:04 AM

someone give me the link to the picture of the different catagories of myspace pictures and their true meanings

arcticninja

10-13-2006, 07:48 AM

Here's the test...

$1000 up for grabs. Person A has to present to Person B a suitable way to split up the money. He has ONE chance. If Person B rejects that one offer, no one gets any money.

Apparently according to classical economics, the "correct" move for Person A - as in, the wisest, as according to economics - is to milk B for all he's worth. Thus he should present an offer to split the money $999 to $1.

Person B would then realize that $1 > $0 and thus he would have to accept.

But obviously...no one who answered the survey accepted that offer.

Meaning that human beings don't understand the fact that $1 > $0.

But that survey's bullshit, because it's assuming that money > everything. If you agree to the $999/$1 offer, Person A has essentially bought your dignity for a buck. If you let him get away with $999 then you're retarded. Hell, just screwing HIM out of $999 would be well worth the dollar, since he's an ass for offering that little.

Furthermore, Person A would be retarded to offer the $999/$1 split. Since he can only present ONE offer, and there's no way in hell Person B's going to accept - and thus no one gets anything.

The logical move (and the one you probably thought of as soon as you read the test) is to offer a dead $500/$500 split. Because then there's no way Person B would NOT accept, and thus you're guaranteed the $500.

Now you could press your luck in offering $600/$400 or higher, but the more extreme the imbalance is, the less likely you are that Person B's going to accept, and thus the higher probability that you won't get shit.

Apparently $700/$300 is the limit of acceptance for most people if they were Person B.

Meaning that the average human being's dignity is worth approximately three hundred dollars.

This is known as the Ultimatum Game in game theory. If you think about it, a 50/50 split is totally illogical knowing that an uneven split will likely be accepted. The only real reason to reject any offer is "take revenge" for a low offer.

It also depends on the situation and the amount of money. If we increase the total amount to 10 million and I offered a 90-10 split you would most definitely take it. Of if you were to do this experiment with someone from a low-income country where a couple hundred dollars is a shitload of money, you could easily get them to accept a very uneven split.

There are a bunch of other really interesting games in game theory. My favourite is the Prisoner's Dilemma.

Say Guile and Charlie are captured by M. Bison and are being held in seperate cells with no way of contacting each other. M. Bison makes an offer to Guile: if he betrays Charlie, he gets set free and Charlie is imprisoned for 10 years. Charlie gets the same offer. If they both choose to betray the other, they will both be imprisoned for five years. If they both stay loyal, they are both imprisoned for two years.

What should Guile do?

You can read about this kind of stuff on wikipedia btw :)

Rico!

10-13-2006, 08:01 AM

Say Guile and Charlie are captured by M. Bison and are being held in seperate cells with no way of contacting each other. M. Bison makes an offer to Guile: if he betrays Charlie, he gets set free and Charlie is imprisoned for 10 years. Charlie gets the same offer. If they both choose to betray the other, they will both be imprisoned for five years. If they both stay loyal, they are both imprisoned for two years.

What should Guile do?

Flash kick Bison in the face!!

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Theres a program I downloaded called Interactive Physics. I'm having a lot more fun with this program than I should.

Stabby

10-13-2006, 09:37 AM

http://www.roanoke.com/business/wb/86654

H-F Blade

10-13-2006, 09:40 AM

I friend of mine is supposed to complete a banner that I requested a long time ago. She refuses to complete it today even though she has the day off. =\ Now I'm pissed.

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Damn. I caught a cold. I think I got it from my roommate because he's sick. Why do I always get these at the worst possible times during the year?

arcticninja

10-13-2006, 09:56 PM

Guys, I am bummed the fuck out. I know many of you won't care to read this, but this is the only outlet I have for this sort of thing.

I got a phone call from my best friend today and he did not sound good at all. He told me that he just broke up with his girlfriend of 8 years. This guy isn't just a friend, he's like a brother to me and his girl was like a sister. They're the only true family I have as I either don't know or can't stand my real family.

Like, I knew they were having problems as they been maintaining a long distance relationship for the past 3 years. I always thought that they would work through it, but I guess spending so much time apart finally got to them. I always just assumed that they would eventually settle down together. Hell, I was going to be his best man.

And now, just like that, it's all over. How the fuck do you deal with that? What do you say to your brother when he splits up with his gf would is also a dear friend to you? How do you deal with that fact that now that friend is basically dead to you, just like that?

I just don't know what I'm supposed to do.

JackTenrac!

10-13-2006, 09:58 PM

- we all know that it would end in some sort psycho doll rapings with a set of sonic boom supers.Seriously, Guile would not leave Charlie behind but because canon style and sano,
Guile said yes and Nash said "No.." and Guile went all the way home to be a Family Man.

-In passing. In passing. What the hell is in-passing? She said it in passing. You told me about this thing in passing. I said what I said, and I don't know I have to say it again. What the hell is the difference? not sum. Difference...damn rules.

- the handshake is important. Anyone who halfasses it should be disrespected automatically. I shoot out a firm shake with eye contact. Politician handshake? you're a little bitch inside. Firm shake? sup man. Join the club. Limp? you're still a bitch, disguised as a something something....something...

- I actually met someone who hasn't seen a single Star Wars ep. SURPRISE.

- EDIT: Artic, I'm not very good at this, but you picked up the phone when he called and tolerated his words. You did a yeomans work.

Rico!

10-13-2006, 11:18 PM

I have this feeling that karma is finally starting to bite me in the ass. The jokes i've cracked at people... the times i've laughed at the unfortunate... all coming back at me now. Maybe I should turn a new leaf.

...Then again, I'm part of SRK, where hate lives

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Bodybuilding is the perfect hobby for me. When you're in the gym, its all about you. You use all that extra anger inside of you to get that extra weight up. You can forget about everything...and you won't become a complete lardass.

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I never feel bad when a women is bretrayed by her man and she is completely devastated. Or when a girl is depressed because she was used for sex.

10-14-2006, 12:53 AM

Remember that one guy from American Gladiators who looked exactly like Montel Williams?

Wolfgang McFierce

10-14-2006, 02:30 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlufxatPxnA

......

BWAHAHAHAH. I have to buy this movie.

AdverseSolutions

10-14-2006, 12:02 PM

praise jesus, it's 4 in the mornin

Stabby

10-14-2006, 12:10 PM

Remember that one guy from American Gladiators who looked exactly like Montel Williams?

I do. Women on that show were gross.

Do you remember that show that was kinda like the live-action Mortal Kombat TV series? It was a bunch of guys that fought in sparring matches, and had little scenes of drama in-between.

DropKick Murphy

10-14-2006, 12:29 PM

I do. Women on that show were gross.

Do you remember that show that was kinda like the live-action Mortal Kombat TV series? It was a bunch of guys that fought in sparring matches, and had little scenes of drama in-between.

I know what show you're talking about. It used to come on channel 5 after saturday cartoons. I dont know what it was called tho,

JackTenrac!

10-14-2006, 12:47 PM

- Mortal Kombat Conquest. (http://www.tv.com/mortal-kombat-conquest/show/2922/summary.html)

The story surrounded Kung Lao and two other warriors of Earth Realm.. heh@ Episode 19. The whole series was Flawed, with no victory. Correct me if I am not mistaken, but a majority of the fights that surrounded the actual Mortal Kombat tournament in this show looked like they caught the Fight Club bug. Cary-Horoyuki Tagawa(Memoirs, Showdown In Little Tokyo, Mortal Kombat and Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu) was truly meant to play Shang Tsung, so watching this show ruined it. The first MK movie set that standard and had every character matched up with an actor that looked like them.

..then came ....II.

Stabby

10-14-2006, 12:50 PM

No, it wasn't that show. This one didn't have a point except for the sparring, so I guess it was more like a wrestling-version of martial arts.

Mr. Bastos

10-14-2006, 12:57 PM

I do. Women on that show were gross.

Do you remember that show that was kinda like the live-action Mortal Kombat TV series? It was a bunch of guys that fought in sparring matches, and had little scenes of drama in-between.

you talking about WMAC Masters? I remember that shit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WMAC_Masters

H-F Blade

10-14-2006, 12:58 PM

I remember there was a Mortal Kombat cartoon before. On USA I think.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

10-14-2006, 01:00 PM

I am at least 60 - 75% sure the show Stabby is talking about was WMAC Masters.

Did the combatants ever have to defeat a random amount of joke ninjas for points while facing each other on different stages (cage, subway, village) for a Golden Dragon Star?

Stabby

10-14-2006, 01:04 PM

I can't believe any of you could remember the name.

And yeah, that is the show.

Saga,
"NOTE: In Season 2, following the controversy which involved a ninja knocking off both The Machine and Superstar in their Dragon Star match, a Dragon Star rematch between the two was called with different rules. It took place in a battlezone (in this case, the Subway Station Battlezone), where the fighters had to fend off large numbers of assorted ninjas (aside from taking each other on), and try to be the first to place their Ki Symbol into the Dragon Star replica that holds compartments for the Ki Symbols. This match wasn't without its obstacles however, as occurences like earthquakes and floods would take place. This is the only time in which a Dragon Star match would follow this type of format. The Machine emerged victorious in this battle."

Legendary jobber-ninja.

mastermind

10-14-2006, 01:08 PM

Haha I remember in the first season, they really pushed the fact that the host, Shannon Lee, was Bruce's daughter.

<horrible electronically enhanced voice>
HOSTED BY SHANNON LEE, DAUGHTER OF BRUCE LEE
</horrible electronically enhanced voice>

:lol:

EDIT: I just read that Wikipedia article... FREAKIN' LEROY GREEN was on it? Holy crap! hahah

oyg

10-14-2006, 01:08 PM

What's all this Jibber Jabber?

JackTenrac!

10-14-2006, 01:18 PM

Oops. kinda like.

Ohhh Yeah, I remember now. The trash talk sucked. Warlock(wushu guy?) was badass. They had that return on the Fox Box a few years back just to shut kids up and took up some block space.

Rico!

10-14-2006, 01:34 PM

oh now i remember! I always changed the channel when it started... Back then we didnt have cable so the only other thing was crappy abc 7 cartoons or soul train *shivers*

Muff Daddy

10-14-2006, 06:55 PM

i used to think that the distinction between black people and niggas was childish and unfair. i used to hate chris rock for introducing that distinction to mainstream America. that all changed today. today i went to the mall that i used to go to as a kid. before, this mall was a good racial mix. it had many places to shop with fine selections. but now its 99% black people. the number of stores has decreased significantly. the only stores left are for urban gear, shoes, and hair and nail places. i went in there today to go to one particular store - it was closed down. as i walked through the mall, i saw the most ignorant people imaginable. there were a few decent people, but not many. as i was leaving the mall, a dumb motherfucker was coming in the door. when he got into the mall, he spit on the god damn floor. :bluu: i felt out of place the entire time. i felt more disgusted today than i have in a long time.

i also went to Tagret today to buy a lamp. this Target is connected to the same mall. after i had parked, i started walking towards the entrance. as i headed towards the doors, two black women were getting out of their car. this is what i heard one of them say: "Daaaamn girl my back is killin' me... must be from all that sex." :wtf: what.the.fuck? why the fuck would you utter that in fucking PUBLIC?! i've never been good at hiding my emotions and the look in my face probably said it all. i came to a serious realization about the nature of racism today. the racism of old was for the most part, unfounded. but modern racism in world in which we currently live in... that racism has far more justification than i ever thought possible.

in this country, there are regular black people, and then there are *******. plain and fucking simple. in fact anyone can be a ****** - no matter what race you are.

i don't want anyone to respond to this post. i just had to get it out.

Hunter D

10-14-2006, 07:13 PM

Watch this video people. Its so goddamn funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

JackTenrac!

10-14-2006, 07:16 PM

i don't want anyone to respond to this post. i just had to get it out.

Vibrators and Crayola African Discrimination in Asle 4. You can't escape.

..that went well.

Mr. Bastos

10-14-2006, 07:29 PM

Watch this video people. Its so goddamn funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

holy shit that was awesome

JonnyQuest

10-14-2006, 07:36 PM

if i wear the same underwear as quiche does that make me a copycat? not a stolen pair but the same brand.. even though, i did steal a pair. :wink:

...omg.

Murt!

10-14-2006, 07:46 PM

i don't want anyone to respond to this post. i just had to get it out.

*response*

Ne0phyte

10-14-2006, 08:14 PM

H-F Blade

10-14-2006, 08:16 PM

Just got back from watching Departed. Headshots galore.

Muff Daddy

10-14-2006, 09:59 PM

I'm responding because I was at that mall today! Fuckin Northland... it's depressing. A certified dump. Around what time were you there? I rolled in around six pm or so.

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i was in eastland :bluu:

they have this ambigious anti-marijuana ad on tv now where some guy answers his phone and says, "OMG Tim, you know thats not me..." - but then "Tim" just hangs up on him. they never say what the other guy did to "Tim", but we know that he was "high" when he did it. :rolleyes: isn't that just the opposite of the truth? that people are less likely to do something stupid when they're high - because they're LAZY? the government fails so hard at campaigning against drugs.

DropKick Murphy

10-14-2006, 10:05 PM

Watch this video people. Its so goddamn funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

oh shit thats funny.

EveryFlowerFlow

10-14-2006, 11:18 PM

hmmm.. what happned to Taichi? hasn't been around for some time

maxx

10-14-2006, 11:49 PM

im watching the scream awards on spike tv.

god damn...devon ioki is one ugglllyyy asss bitcchh!!! holy shit...how does this chick get into hollywood?

Ne0phyte

10-15-2006, 12:00 AM

...

i was in eastland :bluu:

they have this ambigious anti-marijuana ad on tv now where some guy answers his phone and says, "OMG Tim, you know thats not me..." - but then "Tim" just hangs up on him. they never say what the other guy did to "Tim", but we know that he was "high" when he did it. :rolleyes: isn't that just the opposite of the truth? that people are less likely to do something stupid when they're high - because they're LAZY? the government fails so hard at campaigning against drugs.
Ah I just assumed cause of the attached Target and the depressing atmosphere. And the *******.

Okay, so ipods are fucking lame. All that's really changed about them since launch are the mechanics, like shape, size, color and capactity. Oooh! Then they added photo and video, but kept the screen size the same! What the hell, while you're adding a million more gigs, why not throw in Bluetooth? Voice recording? Wi-fi? Anything! Take away the stupid click wheel, put the buttons on the side, and expand the screen size. We're supposed to watch videos on the same size screen as the thing that originally just displayed text? These things keep getting "revamped" and nothing is changing! Is there even a remote for this thing?

My current MP3 Player has a built in digital camera and a touch screen, so without the need for buttons the screen takes up the entire front size, which is optimal for... VIEWING VIDEOS~! Why is mine the ONLY one I can find with at least one of those features, let alone both?! Apple needs to get on the ball.

... but I'll still be having a lot of fun with mine.

God I wish you could buy alcohol online. Why are you allowed to buy tobacco online and not alcohol?

Edit: Wait, you can in other countries! But they don't ship to America... :sad:

EveryFlowerFlow

10-15-2006, 01:13 AM

im watching the scream awards on spike tv.

god damn...devon ioki is one ugglllyyy asss bitcchh!!! holy shit...how does this chick get into hollywood?

because she's one of those women who look decent one time (http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/9097/devonaoki24ch.jpg) and then like a man the next (http://www.filmfestivaltoday.com/uploadedimages/sun04_devin_ioki.jpg).

It's an incredible phenomemon I see all over.

JackTenrac!

10-15-2006, 05:33 AM

hmmm.. what happned to Taichi? hasn't been around for some time
Here's a classic rerun:if you nail a squirrel's left rear foot to a tree, the Mets lose by six pointsMore fun to come...

- iPods = the reason why Steve Jobs laughs at corperate/entertainment America through the looking glass of a Taiwainese sweat shop manufacturing plant for Apples.

- time is not on your side as are the hobos who hunt for toilet paper.

- since it's getting alot of shat on, I decided to aquit the "...that went well." sig. As quick as it came, it seems to piss alot of you off, so it'll leave that way also. It does not work with a random thought at all. I'm staring at my 0083 collection. I have to get the entire set since I am stuck on episode 4 where Kou goes super saiyan nigga on some Zeon commandants. Not sure if I should invest in the actual set or just continue where I left off and buy the singles. Best Gundam I've seen and
going back to it sounds lke a great idea. Eureka 7 is ruining my perseption of mobile fighters also. It's just damn weird. Boarding rebels fight an army with a wierd kid. Compare that to two ensigns fighting off the Zeonic front to recover stolen weaponry capable of mass destruction... yeah, ...for real. I'm talking actual walkin' tanks with weapons on them that don't need no damn extreme sportage. X-Games meets Zoids on crack?

...meet the Gundam and kiss my Neuclear Cancelers.

Million

10-15-2006, 09:20 AM

ah, this is so annoying. I'm always falling asleep early on Saturday nights. I'm actually going to have to download Bleach, as I've been falling asleep before it comes on every week for the past month at least. I woke up briefly last night when the main character was about to kill something...and the cool fight music was playing...and in seconds I was back in Dreamland.

There are still big shards of glass on the floor under what was once a perfectly good coffee table I got for cheap. Anger management problems + video games + tv on a glass-top table....ohhhh that's just asking for trouble there. I have to replace it within the next week, as mom is coming over again in 2 weeks for the Homecoming game.(she is also an alumnus of the legendary TSU. I don't think she's ever missed a homecoming game.)

Rico!

10-15-2006, 11:27 AM

because she's one of those women who look decent one time (http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/9097/devonaoki24ch.jpg) and then like a man the next (http://www.filmfestivaltoday.com/uploadedimages/sun04_devin_ioki.jpg).

It's an incredible phenomemon I see all over.

MY EYES!!! :wasted: (at both pics)

maxx

10-15-2006, 11:52 AM

MY EYES!!! :wasted: (at both pics)

haha seriously she didnt look decent at all. she's just pure ugly..she must have sucked major cock in hollywood. i feel ashamed for the actualy hot and and decent asian women in hollywood...they got dissed on the doa movie..but maybe thats a good thing.

Mechanica

10-15-2006, 12:55 PM

Yeah, that chick is kinda funny looking. Today's my 18th birthday! :party:

H-F Blade

10-15-2006, 05:58 PM

I finally got my new phone. I'm loving it so far. Now I just have to familiarize myself with all the functions. Too bad the alarm system on it isn't as good as the one on my last phone.

Rico!

10-16-2006, 06:03 AM

oatmeal is not bad.

KryptoniteBoots

10-16-2006, 08:28 AM

-So I'm at the party this weekend where these two dudes are arguing. So one of the dude's friend pulls him to the side and is trying to calm him down, but he's still spazzing. So a friend of mind (short white guy, the screaming dude was black) walks up to him and asked him, with a straight face, "Hey, do you know how to crip walk?" Everyone I'm with starts laughing hard as shit. The dude started screaming some more telling my friend about how he had a gun and shit (but it was like 8 of us to 2 of them). After dude went on his rant, what did my friend say, "I'm sorry I just wanted to know if you could crip walk." Liquor makes for some good times. He was also following people around doing a make shift crip trying to get someone to teach him.

-There is mad weed shake on my keyboard....

-Why the fuck does it take more than a half hour to get results for a CT scan. I have to get one later and if something is wrong I have to wait for someone to send the results in, that's some bullshit son.

Dangerous J

10-16-2006, 09:00 AM

arcticninja

10-16-2006, 09:13 AM

word of advice:

Don't see Man of the Year. It sucked. I wanted to punch Laura Linney in the head the whole time.

RaishinX

10-16-2006, 09:39 AM

I just scored a bunch of free pocket change. Like 3.00+ dollars worth of quarters and dimes. YESH!!!

L.one H.iryu S.aga

10-16-2006, 10:23 AM

For all you anime lovin, cosplay-dressin, japan idol- lovjng otaku who annoyingly worship teh Azn beauty..
something important u must see.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1378/beforeafter03hp0.gif

She had better resemble something human for $30,000 worth of plastic surgery.

Damn.

Azrael

10-16-2006, 10:24 AM

Man, I used to have a folder with a ton of funny pics collected from the internet, but it's just mysteriously vanished on me. I can't find it, and I honestly don't know where it went.

At any rate, does anyone have a copy of/know where to find the pic of an Asian kid who has his sleeve rolled up and looks absolutely terrified as he's about to get an injection?

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I really need a new avatar.

I'm currently debating between updating the one I'm using now (team KI), or making one using Nightmare from SC3. I found a sweet profile pic of him, and I want to run it through some filters, have him be glaring condescendingly at you with that red eye of his. Now if only I could find the time to work on an avatar...

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For all you anime lovin, cosplay-dressin, japan idol- lovjng otaku who annoyingly worship teh Azn beauty..
something important u must see.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1378/beforeafter03hp0.gif
I'll see your pic, and raise you not just one, (http://www.outpostnine.com/Az/uglytruth2.jpg) but two eye-opening examples. (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/LordAzrael/Az/uglytruth.jpg)

I'd like to think that I have a monopoly on the Japanese girl-hate market. :bgrin:

Lantis

10-16-2006, 10:36 AM

word of advice:

Don't see Man of the Year. It sucked. I wanted to punch Laura Linney in the head the whole time.

I saw it. Wasn't that bad, but also wasn't that good. The movie just simply wouldn't define itself in either being a comedy or being a thriller. The premise just got lost there. Robin Williams still managed to pull through, though.

And is it me, or does Jeff Goldblum ALWAYS gets away with sttutering in every movie he is in? :confused:

H-F Blade

10-16-2006, 10:50 AM

I'm loving my new phone but for some stupid reason the alarm didn't work, or I didn't hear it. As a result, I was late to class.

Serpent

10-16-2006, 10:57 AM

...

i was in eastland :bluu:

they have this ambigious anti-marijuana ad on tv now where some guy answers his phone and says, "OMG Tim, you know thats not me..." - but then "Tim" just hangs up on him. they never say what the other guy did to "Tim", but we know that he was "high" when he did it. :rolleyes: isn't that just the opposite of the truth? that people are less likely to do something stupid when they're high - because they're LAZY? the government fails so hard at campaigning against drugs.

I saw that and thought it was pretty stupid too. I think maybe he forgot to pick someone up or something. Like in those other commercials where they say "just tell X you forgot Y because you were high." The government knows these ads backfire, but they want to justify raising taxes, and giving stupid people jobs, so they keep pumping money into this shit.

The most illogical ones are where they tell you not to listen to other people, but I guess they don't classify themselves as people. It's not okay to listen to your friends or peers (I don't even know why the government thinks drug pushers and your friends try to force you to use drugs, drug pushers tend to actually, you know, sell to people that have $$$) but if it's a disembodied voice on the TV, NOW you're living above the influence! The TV is your god! Listen to the TV, it doesn't matter if it's illogical!

"Pressure is getting to me, the pressure to do this and that and that." If I don't do drugs, it will all go away! Never mind none of that stuff has to do with drugs, and in fact, you'd be more relaxed and not care about all that bullshit if you did smoke weed at least.

The only commercial that was any good was that egg in the frying pan one. It was still a rather stupid premise if you thought about it, but c'mon, it was short and had visual impact. It made you go and do research on your own if you took it seriously, rather than feeding you retarded propoganda.

EDIT- On the japanese plastic surgery thing, plastic surgery is stupidly popular among girls in Japan and Korea. What a ridiculously superficial and self-hating culture. I don't know why they even go on existing if they wish they were all white, if you want plastic surgery at 16 so that you can look like another race someone should just kill you and get it over with. Maybe the whiny asian guys should follow suit, and try to make themselves look white. It would be hilarious when the kid pops out and is an ugly asian kid. I wonder what the parents would do.

Rico!

10-16-2006, 11:09 AM

speaking of korea - I laugh at asian girls without double eyelids. It just looks so wierd.

Azrael

10-16-2006, 04:59 PM

Plastic surgery is actually more rampant in China and Korea, especially the latter, than it is in Japan. In Japan, many or even most of the TV actresses/music stars have had it, but not so much the average girl on the street. Whereas in Korea, I've heard that moms will take their daughters to the plastic surgeon for their 16th birthday or some shit like that.

Japan does use a ridiculous amount of makeup though. The girls here feel that makeup is an obligation, not a choice. It's a pretty saddening attitude. The worst part is that a lot of girls would be naturally cute, but then they put a pound of makeup on their faces and end up looking like circus clowns. And although I can't prove this, I think the excessive makeup ends up destroying their natural beauty, so it gets to a point where the makeup becomes necessary.

Where is your yellow fever now, indeed.

10-16-2006, 05:11 PM

Talib Kweli was doing a show about a month and a half ago, and then lostprophets was in town not too long ago, and I ended up missing both shows. Now Switchfoot is in town on Thursday, but I may have to leave work early. I hate my job, but I don't especially hate the shitheads that work there, so I don't want to leave them handicapped.

However, since I've already missed two acts I wanted to see, I feel obligated to attain some sense of balance.

WasFemto

10-16-2006, 05:12 PM

Did some E over the weekend, even though I said I wouldn't. Still the best drug ever.

I don't like nightclubs anymore.

Hopefully I get two days off in a row next week, since I wanna 'shroom.

I won't do E if I have to work the next day. I was up until 7 in the morning feeling great even though I knew I shouldn't be.

Marijuana >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than anything else. Always and forever.

I still love asian girls.

Magulorist

10-16-2006, 05:17 PM

can anyone give tips on art colleges? cause that were i want to go

JackTenrac!

10-16-2006, 05:36 PM

can anyone give tips on art colleges? cause that were i want to go

On the Audition, cut yourself, and let your blood drain on the canvas. Then, chant the magic words with a ninjitsu pose and yell "I BEHELD SATAN!", summoning Hellsing. Spraying the critiques with easal made bullets, disbanding them in mid-air confusion, with a child-molesting smile to scare O.J. and Bernardo themselves.

Call it: Gaugan meets Fist of the Northstar....no homo.

Seriously: Spell first. Portfolio second, and no DBZ shit. That's too common. Still life.

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Million

10-16-2006, 05:40 PM

^just learn how to defend anything about your work in critique situations. That seems to matter slightly more than actual talent. There always has to be an interesting reason for whatever methods used to acheive the bullshit you put on a canvas or computer screen. This "skill" has been one of the interesting things I learned in my academic years....the skill to successfully come up with interesting reasons and theory for the "why" on nearly anything....as well as yap on and on about the desired effect, etc. I can give a usually convincing explanation about anything.

Oh and definitely go the "Art Education" route. Don't be like me, and foolishly buy into the bullshit ass hype of "oh the teachers have it so bad...I certainly don't want to be one of THOSE..". No. In this crappy unemployment job, and due to word of mouth...I've actually seen what these teachers are making...and at least considering the area and the general cost of living here in TN....teachers are doing quite alright, especially if they're single. Shit, 35k on your 2nd term?! And...that's just HIGH SCHOOL faculty. Naturally, it tends to go up if we're talking college level. Oh please...combined with my cheap lifestyle tactics...I would live like a KING off even that much....especially here in Nashville....or Memphis, or wherever in the South, basically. Anyway...yeah, don't be a "pure" art major. Go into the art education side of things...otherwise, you're really just dooming yourself to a lifetime of failure and extreme disappointment, and a series of terrible jobs. The art major who goes the educational route will at least have that option. I *technically* have the option to teach college level, but the lack of any relevant experience is what gets in the way for me.(*and it will probably be that way forever. This is another disgusting thing about this shit-ass excuse for a world; you need relevant experience to get the job...but how do you get the relevant experience if they always want prior experience in the first place? So, if you don't work for free [intern] in college, you are essentially fucked over for LIFE. Yeah, that's real nice. Fuck you all to hell yet again, world. I only wish I could kill everything myself....I'd definitely bust a nut off it...)

...and I brought up another thing here....I still would rather not live in certain high-cost places like New York, if making 50k up there means I'm "just barely getting by". Fuck that...I'd want my 50k to mean something. Imagine if you got a job that paid 500k a year, but you're in this magical place where cost of living says 500 is "just barely making it." Then that sucks, and it really isn't a good place to live after all....because that environment diminishes the value of your otherwise NICE salary. Now, I wouldn't necessarily go hang out in some 3rd world dump where 4,000 makes me the equivalent of Bill Gates...but damn....come on now...

Rico!

10-16-2006, 06:23 PM

Where is your yellow fever now, indeed.

while you have cleared up many of my misconceptions about japan, I'll always love fobs :lovin:

I dunno, for some reason, I beleive that if I'm going to have an asian girlfriend, let her be a fob. If she's american born and acts like a white girl, might as well just get a white girl... :-/

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what the fuck? I typed in rush hour 2 into youtube and got this brilliant reanactment.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=GAVIDX_61nU

seriously, why upload this videos of yourselves kids? I didn't even understand a damn thing they were saying.

Rico!

10-17-2006, 05:39 PM

almost a whole 24 hours without a post! TOL...dead??

Murt!

10-17-2006, 05:45 PM

And you just had to ruin it all by posting 50 minutes before 24 hours.

maxx

10-17-2006, 06:38 PM

can anyone give tips on art colleges? cause that were i want to go

watch art confidental..that movie was seriously my art experience up til now...wut actaully takes place in the school.

monbaby

10-17-2006, 07:13 PM

watch art confidental..that movie was seriously my art experience up til now...wut actaully takes place in the school.

Man i missed that movie when it was out in theaters...

Is it on video now?...

I'm actually thinking about becoming an art major...

mr. newbie

10-17-2006, 07:38 PM

i better start studying for the sat ans act. i'm not into these big tests. i think they're bs. but i don't have a choice.

Carpet Lint

10-17-2006, 07:44 PM

what the fuck? I typed in rush hour 2 into youtube and got this brilliant reanactment.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=GAVIDX_61nU

seriously, why upload this videos of yourselves kids? I didn't even understand a damn thing they were saying.
I'm telling you man, Asian girls are fucked in the head.

I don't know what it is - whether it's like their strict upbringing coupled with their parents' (usually) unspoken desire to have a boy instead cancelled into a distrubing yearning for academic success...I don't know what it is. And when you factor in the insanity and hypercompetiveness and mind games that girls go through in grade/highschool, and it's a wonder they don't all turn out to be serial killers.

If you're a loser boy, you get beat up a bit maybe, stuck with a silly nickname, and you shrug it off. A loser girl is manipulated and her mental state is disected by all the other girls in subtle ways until she develops an eating disorder.

I have an aunt who has four kids. Three sisters and the youngest is a boy. And this came up in a family dinner a couple years ago - but apparently they were trying for a boy and got stuck with three girls in a row for their first three attempts. So they didn't stop until they had a boy.

I mean...we all laughed our asses off, but I mean...damn, that's messed up! If the first daughter was a boy instead, none of the other three would have existed! If any one of them turned out to be the more-desirable boy, then the next ones down the line would have never shown up!

I mean...that's harsh.

Still (even with the pee-standing-up advantage), women ultimately still get the nod over men simply because of their unquestioned dominance in the mating rituals.

Azrael

10-17-2006, 07:57 PM

^That is fucked up. I can only imagine the birth...

Doctor: Congratulations! Here's your new baby girl...
Dad: Baby...girl?! Fuck! Allright honey, we gotta keep trying. Here doc, hold this and give us a few minutes...

I also think it's funny that if every Asian couple got their way and had boys, then the entire race would die off cause you'd have no girls and a whole lotta gay men.

Serpent

10-17-2006, 09:26 PM

I'm telling you man, Asian girls are fucked in the head.

All girls are fucked in the head. This is why we should be allowed to beat women. I can't think of any successful civilization that didn't allow you to beat your women. In the US we could beat women until like the 1960s. I mean you don't hit women because you hate them, you hit because you care, just like little children. You want to teach them not to grow up as insufferable little brats. Just like you don't want your wife to be a stupid whore. I will not get married until I'm allowed to hit my wife, and I would prefer to have the right to have several wives. Polygamy for the win.

Evil Morrigan

10-17-2006, 09:43 PM

All girls are fucked in the head. This is why we should be allowed to beat women. I can't think of any successful civilization that didn't allow you to beat your women. In the US we could beat women until like the 1960s. I mean you don't hit women because you hate them, you hit because you care, just like little children. You want to teach them not to grow up as insufferable little brats. Just like you don't want your wife to be a stupid whore. I will not get married until I'm allowed to hit my wife, and I would prefer to have the right to have several wives. Polygamy for the win.

HAHAHAAH This post made my October!

DropKick Murphy

10-17-2006, 10:23 PM

Serpent is fucking crazy.

Wolfgang McFierce

10-17-2006, 10:59 PM

Serpent is fucking crazy.

They thought Galileo was crazy, among other pioneers in the world. Just as they thought Galileo was crazy, most people think that Serpent's statement is crazy. We need to beat women, and we need to beat women now before it's too late.

DropKick Murphy

10-17-2006, 11:08 PM

They thought Galileo was crazy, among other pioneers in the world. Just as they thought Galileo was crazy, most people think that Serpent's statement is crazy. We need to beat women, and we need to beat women now before it's too late.

I never said I disagreed with the man. I live in a house full of women(and a man with bitch tendencies) and i wish i could just beat them without fear of arrest.

Stabby

10-17-2006, 11:20 PM

fishjie

10-17-2006, 11:24 PM

I also think it's funny that if every Asian couple got their way and had boys, then the entire race would die off cause you'd have no girls and a whole lotta gay men.

actually its funny because right now, there are more guys in china than girls, and this gap is growing bigger. OWNED. that's what they get for dumping all their girls in the dumpster. there's gonna be a lot of pissed off and horny guys

Ne0phyte

10-18-2006, 12:41 AM

I'm such a lightweight at drinking, but I'm pretty far gone now.

I'm glad that it only takes me a mug of vodka to get tumble-down drunk. Alcohol tastes terrible, and the faster I get blitzed, the better.
Speaking of drinking, watch my roomate's and my drinking videos!
http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Jackey5/?action=view&current=CIMG1808.flv
http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Jackey5/?action=view&current=CIMG1810.flv
http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Jackey5/?action=view&current=CIMG1812.flv
http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Jackey5/?action=view&current=CIMG1814.flv

It's annoying when people say "alcohol tastes terrible" as if alcohol is just one standard flavor. If you're drinking a mug of straight vodka, it's not supposed to taste good. You have to make an actual mixed drink or drink some flavored liquor if you're drinking it for taste.

Mechanica

10-18-2006, 12:51 AM

It's annoying when people say "alcohol tastes terrible" as if alcohol is just one standard flavor. If you're drinking a mug of straight vodka, it's not supposed to taste good. You have to make an actual mixed drink or drink some flavored liquor if you're drinking it for taste.

No it's not, because alcohol has a taste! You can cover it up, but there is a taste to alcohol in general. At least I think so... and I think it's bad. Guess that's annoying. :wgrin:

Ne0phyte

10-18-2006, 01:11 AM

Rather I should say alcohol in various forms can taste completely different. Go drink a margarita, a black russian, a mojito, a gin gimlet, some Parrot Bay or a tequila sunrise and tell me that shit doesn't taste good! It's often the people who have had a sip of some cheap beer and something really strong like bourbon straight who just assume the worst of all alcohol.

You have to experiment with it and suit it to your liking. If you don't think it tastes good, make it taste good! It totally can be done.

Fudd

10-18-2006, 02:26 AM

Anyone else ever wonder why Gum in Final Fight replenishes such a shitty amount of health and yet when you eat Edi. E's gum it's like the second or third-most health replenishing food in the game?

When I asked my brother years ago, he was baffled too. The best explanation I could think of was "it's already chewed, so you don't have to do any of the work..?"

monbaby

10-18-2006, 04:55 AM

Speaking of drinking, watch my roomate's and my drinking videos!
http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Jackey5/?action=view&current=CIMG1808.flv

lol...

You have the longest tongue in the world...:arazz:

KryptoniteBoots

10-18-2006, 07:00 AM

Speaking of drinking, watch my roomate's and my drinking videos!
http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Jackey5/?action=view&current=CIMG1808.flv
http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Jackey5/?action=view&current=CIMG1810.flv
http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Jackey5/?action=view&current=CIMG1812.flv
http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Jackey5/?action=view&current=CIMG1814.flv

It's annoying when people say "alcohol tastes terrible" as if alcohol is just one standard flavor. If you're drinking a mug of straight vodka, it's not supposed to taste good. You have to make an actual mixed drink or drink some flavored liquor if you're drinking it for taste.

Just a few observations......
Your roomate is not a G, tell her that those 151 shots need to be filled
Women are crazy....Drinking Parrot Bay will do nothing with 151 in your system
You two also giggle too damn much, and you look just like this crazy ass indian girl I know, and she's crazy like saying lying about her mom dying...and what did she used to drink? Massive amounts of 151.

And not all liquor is bad tasting, Grey Goose taste like a winter breeze...so in closing, cheap liquor taste like shit

RaishinX

10-18-2006, 07:28 AM

Rico!

10-18-2006, 07:29 AM

I'm telling you man, Asian girls are fucked in the head.

I don't know what it is - whether it's like their strict upbringing coupled with their parents' (usually) unspoken desire to have a boy instead cancelled into a distrubing yearning for academic success...I don't know what it is. And when you factor in the insanity and hypercompetiveness and mind games that girls go through in grade/highschool, and it's a wonder they don't all turn out to be serial killers.

I wasn't aiming for the fact that they were asian at all.... had it been a bunch of white girls in the video i still would posted the video showing how retarded they're acting.

BTW your post in the sex with girl and trip to tokyo thread was golden :rofl:

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My history teacher always wears these professional suits with HUGE shoulders.. that shit just doesnt look good on women...

Stabby

10-18-2006, 08:25 AM

Muff Daddy

10-18-2006, 11:25 AM

I don't trust grey goose after reading this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_Goose_vodka). The owner guy is skeezy as hell.

Neo, alcohol totally does have a taste. It is the taste I hated most as a kid (medicine) that persists up until now. And mixing drinks sucks too because it makes what would otherwise be a decent drink taste at least a little bit worse.

man, you just need someone to make you a GOOD mixed drink. have you ever tried a simple mix of Strawberry Stoli and Tonic on the rocks? it tastes like carbonated Kool-Aid son! you can barely taste the alcohol. try it, you'll see.

did i miss something on that wiki page? why do you say that guy is shady Stabby? i love grey goose. its by far the best vodka available. i rarely drink anything else.

oh, and LOL@ Neophyte and her friend getting wasted on 151 and Parrot Bay. that 151 is like Jet Fuel yo. you're a trooper for doing shots of that. i like to stick to Tequila for shots personally. but you two are a couple of goofs. you're definitely out of hand for that one.

also:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/IMG_0656.jpg -Grey Goose is Muff Daddy approved! :tup:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/IMG_0657.jpg -notice that the Five O' Clock Vodka (a.k.a. "The Beast™") is still unopened :rofl:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/IMG_0632.jpg - wide shot

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/IMG_0646.jpg -its funny because now when n00bs come over to play cvs2 i can roll cancel and be like, "Dude I didn't pass through your fireball, you're just drunk."

god, i love everything about drinking. its just... great. i also got a Penthouse clock from a co-worker for 20 bucks today. it has Penthouse chicks from like '71 to '83. old school centerfolds ftw.