The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Dan?]

The ups guy just flipped me off. I dont if I should laugh or be angry/

Next time he comes through, pull one of these:

"Sign here, sir."
"RAWKIT LAWNCHA!" *Dropkick*

[Serpent]

I don't understand going to great lengths to mask the taste of alcohol, if you want to drink something that doesn't taste like alcohol then why can't you just drink something that you think tastes better without having the alcohol in there? I don't like drinking. The only reason I ever drink is because it's socially expected, and chances are I'm getting free drinks. If I had it my way, I'd just drink juice at bars. I've ordered milk at bars and challenged people to dare say something about it, but people get scared for some reason when I'm looking for a bar fight. Oh well, one day someone will make fun of me and I can beat them up for it.

[fishjie]

Oh man, i got drinks with my buddy and he told me a HILARIOUS story of how he owned this asian bitch. this is a triumph of public school education over ivy league, and a triumph of asian guy over asian girl. it brought a tear to my eye.

Okay, so my friend is a GAY asian male. Yes this is important. He works in the accounting department in an insurance company. He is an English major at the university of washington (yes this is important too). I dont know how he got into accounting. Maybe he sucked a lot of dick. Who knows? I dont incquire into his gay exploits, he only came out the closet after we finished high school, and although I had my suspicions, he hadn't come off as entirely flaming homo. He keeps it all low key.

Anyway, the company recently hired this HARVARD MBA with an undergrad degree in accounting. she was this stuck up asian bitch, and yes, she constantly threw herself at this one manager who was white, while brutally rejecting any and all asian guys. She constantly bragged about how easy her job was and how good she was at it (yes this is important as well). Now, for some reason, she thinks my friend likes her and tells all the girls at the office this. Word gets back to him and he lols. He's too busy worrying because his accounts won't balance up. hmm....... where did all the money go?

Anyway one day, my buddy is eating lunch by himself, minding his own business, when she comes over and has a chat with him. Out of the blue, she's like:
"Yeah um, I dont like asian guys, they're like little brothers to me"

My friend is PISSED because 1) he is a homo and doesnt like girls and 2) the way she said it was obviously very patronizing and condescending - the bitch thought he liked her!

however, he keeps his cool. But inside he's FURIOUS, so he AUDITS her. as he begins investigating, he realizes that the reason he couldn't balance his accounts is because SHE had fucked up, big time. Now, I dont know much about accounting, but what happened was basically this:

The bank had written checks for about 3.1 million, but there was a balance of 3.5 million, the other 400k had been held in a suspense account. The asian girl saw that 400k was missing, but instead of looking in the suspense accounts, she FORCED THE ACCOUNTS TO BALANCE, because she was too STUPID and LAZY to know to look in the suspense accounts. she had basically been like:
"Oh, its just 400,000 dollars unaccounted for. Close enough!" and told the system to IGNORE the missing 400k!

Now its particularly bad, because doing this actually brings up a computer error prompt THREE TIMES saying
"ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? REQUIRES SECURITY CLEARANCE!"

so she had to do a security override. THREE TIMES! Yes that's right, an ivy league accountant thought that the difference between 3.1 million and 3.5 million was just some minor trifle and forced a computer override.

So he got the bitch fired. lawl.

my boy summed it up:

"Im an English LITERATURE major who studied creative writing. SHE is a harvard graduate with an mba and a degree in accounting. How is she so fucking STUPID!? oh 400 thousand dollars missing? No big deal! I'll just tell the computer to ignore it!"

and the final irony? my friend is pretty certain that the white manager who she hit on all the time (who all the asian girls at work hit on apparently), is actually GAY. he wants to try to get in the sack with him apparently, which will be the ultimate heart crush ownage for the rest of the dumb asian bitches who still work there.

LOLLERSKATES!

[Bowling Pin]

At work I was bombarded by a shopping list of jobs to print. A near-sacriligious amount of label sheets to be printed, of various sizes. Anyone who's had an office job or worked with a shitty printer knows that having to switch these labels out constantly is one of the most tedious things man has ever been burdened with. Add onto this the fact that these labels enjoy shifting in the middle of a print run, which means you have to print the same job three-to-four times to get it right. When some of these jobs number in the hundreds of sheets, you realize how quickly this escalates into full-scale war.

I have three bosses. First, chief among them, and the oldest and richest, is Big Boss. Big Boss is a wealthy man of Jewish ancestry who is also made of lol and incoherent. Next in line is his son, Lumbergh, named after the character from Office Space, because he is his doppelganger in all ways. Last is The Mad Arab, a man who handles Big Boss's various operations and cash flow. He is called The Mad Arab because he has the bad habit of screaming whatever the fuck pops into his head at any moment. He also enjoys playing Age of Empires and Fantasy Baseball.

Lumbergh decided to drop a shitload of work on me, at the last minute, because he's Lumbergh. The Mad Arab had put me on an important job, a client whose own client was Yahoo.com. This print run was complex and large, so it had priority over all others before and after it. Lumbergh disagreed, and felt that I was a resource to be expended at all costs.

I decided to call Big Boss and ask him for his advice. Big Boss, after all, signs my checks.

"Do them both!" Big Boss comanded me.

On that day, I became a legend at the office. I stared at the printer in my room, and realized that in order to do both jobs, I had to utilize the inferior printer all the way back in the office. So I wavedashed over, bypassing a torrent of elderly women employees, and glowered the printer into submission. I yelled, from beneath my stomach, "ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRILLIN?!?!"

The printer in the office, that inferior piece of shit, ran my jobs beautifully. Efficiently. Perfectly.

The printer in my room meanwhile completed the Yahoo order without effort.

It was on that day, ladies and gentlemen, that I turned Super Saiyan. I did an L2 -> L1+Triangle to the workplace, having achieved a victory in the name of the planet Vegeta.

[Wolfgang McFierce]

Man, SRK has been KILLING lately. Baby armor, and beating the shit out of asian girls. GOT DAM!

[arcticninja]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/IMG_0656.jpg -Grey Goose is Muff Daddy approved! :tup:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/IMG_0657.jpg -notice that the Five O' Clock Vodka (a.k.a. "The Beast™") is still unopened :rofl:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/IMG_0632.jpg - wide shot

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/creamyd/IMG_0646.jpg -its funny because now when n00bs come over to play cvs2 i can roll cancel and be like, "Dude I didn't pass through your fireball, you're just drunk."

god, i love everything about drinking. its just... great. i also got a Penthouse clock from a co-worker for 20 bucks today. it has Penthouse chicks from like '71 to '83. old school centerfolds ftw.



sick pad bro....when the party? :)


also, lol @ fishjie's story :rofl:

[Stabby]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/30_Days_of_Night

[angryliberal]

sometimes, people do things that really piss you off. sometimes, they push the limits and they need to be put in check. now, i'm not going to give the whole story, because it won't make much sense to those not involved. i will, however, say that a fat bitch pissed me and my brother off greatly. he wants to hurt her, while i use my words to get at people. i share with you the email i sent her on myspace.

subject: HI! ;)

omg, i was flipping through profiles and i found yours. lemme tell you, i'm impressed! seriously, you look like something special. especially that default picture of yours, its speaks to me, loud and clear. you know what it says?

its says "hello, i'm a pig fat whore with a pig fat body that most likely reaks of b.o. because washing out all the numerous fold of skin caused by my horrendous fatness becomes a very tedious task, so instead i simply cover it up with my cheap big lots perfume." wow, it just speak tons(kind look you!) to me. i mean, i look at you and all i want to do is punch myself in the balls until i have no desire to fuck another woman again. actually, looking at your picture may in fact ruin my sex life with my fiance for the next few months. i would ask if your boyfriend is blind, but obviously even feeling you out he would have to know you weigh a shit ton. it looks like a shit ton of unpleasentness and bitchiness. i can understand, when you end up 2 rungs down on the evolutionary ladder from the rest of humanity, you tend to get very angry at the world.

listen you shit fuck whore, you ever think about insulting an animal i cared deeply for again and using it to hurt my fucking brother, i'm going to shit on your doorstep for a month straight. and i'm not talking that nice curled up shit, i'm talking wet, chunky shit. the kind you get from a night of heavy drinking. the kind that looks like brown oatmeal with too much water in it. the kind of shit that hurts a little after you are done cuz so much came out.

i know you think sean is a fuck stick and thats none of my business, but i loved mota greatly and it hurt me for weeks when that cat died. you can call sean every fucking name in the book, but the minute you start to step on my toes, you are gonna get the verbal rapage. fuck you and fuck what ever twisted form of humor you have. i hope you choke on some food you didn't chew because you were so anxious to fill your fat shit fuck gut. given the choice between having my dick cut off or having to fuck one of your folds, i'd have my dick cut off with rusty scissors. the kind that don't even cut tissue paper properly anymore. fuck you, you overstuffed baked potato looking cunt bitch!

here is her profile just so i don't get "useless without pics" comments:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=259364

[mr. newbie]

LOLLERSKATES!
in my roflcopter!

[9999]

FATALITY

What did she say about your cat? I know if my lizard died and someone said shit about it I'd go off on a rampage too...

[Ne0phyte]

sick pad bro....when the party? :)


also, lol @ fishjie's story :rofl:
Yup! Looks awesome, but not as awesome as with SRK peeps nerding it up.

I'm so obsessed with my stupid ipod. I want to go to all my friends and steal music from their itunes. That's so cool to me!

My best friend in 7th grade called my dead brother stupid and I hated her for a good while. I can totally relate.

[Azrael]

Jesus Christ SRK has been on fire lately. Asian bitch beasting, Office Space heroism, and fat bitch ownage, all within an hour and a half. Too good.

fishjie, obviously your gay Asian male friend needs to STEP UP HIS GAME, SON! :rofl:

[fishjie]

nah, gay white guys LOVE gay guys. my GOD, i'd be ecstatic if he hooks up with the manager. the only thing that could make it better is if i could hear the wailing of all the office asian girls in unison when they find out. it will be like music to my ears

STEP YO GAME UP SON! if i can get away with it, i'm posting that in every thread from now on

[angryliberal]

the comment for those interested i what would make me soooo fucking angry was "this conversation is as dead as your cat", the cat in question died very recently of cancer...

[TS]

I don't know what she said, but judging just by the retarded pose in the Myspace photo, I say she probably earned that response.

Seriously, what's up with porn? All these guys screaming and shit in the background like it was Evo, or the guy holding the camera talking, what the fuck. Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to jack off, shit. It's like someone talking while you're in the movie theater, only your dick is out and your watching a midget suck off a pony.

[JonnyQuest]

Pornos should inlcude music by NiN and Queens of the Stone Age.

[Hunter D]

I drink my grey goose, hypno, and white rum straight. I go into the liquor store, slide my $30 under the bulletproof glass for that arab mother fucker, tell him to brown bag my poison, and drink it straight while walking to crown fried chicken to get a fish sandwich and chicken wings.

[Serpent]

I drink my grey goose, hypno, and white rum straight. I go into the liquor store, slide my $30 under the bulletproof glass for that arab mother fucker, tell him to brown bag my poison, and drink it straight while walking to crown fried chicken to get a fish sandwich and chicken wings.

Oh man I love CFC. Get their double cheeseburgers when you get the chance. Unfortunately I don't know many areas that have them, I thought only NYC had them, and I assume possibly Philly. I doubt there are any out in San Diego, and that saddens me greatly.

[Muff Daddy]

I drink my grey goose, hypno, and white rum straight. I go into the liquor store, slide my $30 under the bulletproof glass for that arab mother fucker, tell him to brown bag my poison, and drink it straight while walking to crown fried chicken to get a fish sandwich and chicken wings.

:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

Hunter D is soooo underrated... :rofl:

[JonnyQuest]

-GO CARDS!! --- Leinart needs a bigger R.B. and a tougher and smarter right side line.

-Can a penis pump actually help a 3" penis?

-How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

-Do slinky's ever not kink-up?

-I would fuck your mom but she says that she has a cooter-troll.

-A mouth-troll.

-And a butt-troll.

-I have a 2 dollar bill under my chin.. who am i?



-Give up?






-ANy Guesses?




-No???










-Take a Guess, just one..






-Christopher Reeves at a strip club.



-OH OH.. here's another..

-What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves??








-Christopher Walken..

[Rico!]

Oh man I love CFC. Get their double cheeseburgers when you get the chance. Unfortunately I don't know many areas that have them, I thought only NYC had them, and I assume possibly Philly. I doubt there are any out in San Diego, and that saddens me greatly.

Such a ghetto ass place... near me is a Kennedy Fried Chicken... mad drug dealin niggas in there...

You know its really fucked up if the guy at the order window is wearing a giant white t-shirt, baggy jeans, and a durag...

[Ne0phyte]

-What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves??








-Christopher Walken..

LOL!

[Hunter D]

Such a ghetto ass place... near me is a Kennedy Fried Chicken... mad drug dealin niggas in there...

You know its really fucked up if the guy at the order window is wearing a giant white t-shirt, baggy jeans, and a durag...

But you do know don't you. You know you be in that bitch on a weekly basis buying chicken wings. Like all NYC cats in the hood you could care less whats going down in the shop as long as you get your chicken wings and fries. Shit, same thing happens in alot of other chicken places and bodegas.

Matter of fact, is their a bodega in NYC that isn't a front for drugs or a whore house?

[Stevie White]

If you have one stiff drink a night, every night, before you go to bed are you an alcoholic?

Are you an alcoholic if you get drunk on a regular basis but still have a perfectly functioning life otherwise? Does it matter if you are?

As an alcoholic, I'd like to know

[TS]

Addiction = can't stop doing it. If you can't live/function without alcohol/drugs/whatever, that pretty much defines you as an addict.

Of course, most people who can't stop tell themselves they can stop whenever they want. Because they're brain is telling them that it wants more of the sweet swet candy, so they rationalize everything.

Doing it every night or every chance you get, or thinking about it all the time, that's a bad sign.


I'm watching The Last Dragon (Bruce Leroy, Sho'Nuff, The Glow etc) on DVD, since I just bought it tonight. I'm watching with Chinese subtitles...for some reason it's completely different with these on the screen. I can't explain it. And I don't even read Chinese.

[VG Emblem]

So, today, there was an assembly in my school because of some people taking the PSAT or something. Anyway, we stay in the auditorium and they lecture us on random stuff. And then, they get to this section about liking yourself and self-esteem and other fat chick crap, and they started saying stuff like: "You have to love yourself. Like when you look in the mirror, do you like what you see? If you were watching yourself as another person, would you like yourself? If you don't, then you have to try to, or else life will not be worth living for you." Anyway, blah blah blah boring crap and then I say "CRAWWWWLIIINNNNNNNNGGGG IIINNNNNN MYYYYY SSSKKKINNNNNNN!!!!!" and pretend to slit my wrists. Some teacher sees me and pulls me out and lectures me and says she'll do bad stuff to me or something if I did it again....

Fuck you, you humorless douchebags.

[TheSix]

So im at work tonight and this lady comes up with two full shopping carts full of shit she bought. It took me about 15 minutes to get through it all. I had to ask her a few times to move a cart up so I could continue bagging because I was surrounded by bags and there was no room. Eventually, I ring her up and she pays. She starts to walk off until I say "Ma'am, you are leaving some bags.". Guess what? This bitch comes at me like "Well if you would help me load them in the cart then that wouldn't have happened". I straight up said "It's not my job to babysit your items.....Your still leaving a bag". Fuck you lady. It's not my job to make sure YOU have YOUR shit that YOU are paying.

I been getting a lot of smart ass people in my line lately. Don't take shit from people at work.

[Azrael]

And now, for no reason at all, an update of the top posters in this thread.

Million 705
VG Emblem 533
Bear Ryoma 478
Azrael 425
FistsofFury 384
abacabb 369
no9176 366
*InVeRs3* 351
Roxie 344
Dan? 336
Ne0phyte 336
Murt! 292
Airthrow 278
phae 267
Mechanica 264

I'd thought I'd catch up to Bear Ryoma when he got banned, but that doesn't seem likely now.

No one's ever gonna catch Million though.

[TS]

I'm curious about the Chinese translation for The Last Dragon. I do read a little Japanese so I can understand about 4% of the Chinese subtitles...interesting how "soul brother" in English becomes "black brother" in Chinese. And is the same kanji combination for sensei in Japanese "sifu" in Chinese?

Interesting...clearly a few dialogue changes, too, hopefully nothing major. I just hope the movie wasn't renamed ****** Ninjas or something for Chinese release. Though that would be funny, in a bad way.

What's weird about Chinese is that it doesn't have a special phoenetic writing system like Japanese, or English for that mater. I mean, they do, but they use the symbols/ideograms/whatever...which actually mean stuff already. So wouldn't you write something out just for sound purposes, but that thing would actually have a double-meaning depending on which characters you use?

Hopefully I can ditch work early tomorow...

Wow, I think they actually translated Sho'Nuff's "nigga, please" from the start of the last fight scene. Wow.
I need to copy that down and put it on a shirt.

[Stabby]

Exclusive strange manga from Japan. (http://shoryuken.voiea.net/Shintaro%20Kago%20-%20Collection%206.rar)

Consider it a Stabby secret special.

[Gasaraki]

^ That is seriously fucked up. That's some Uzumaki-level shit right there

[EveryFlowerFlow]

Exclusive strange manga from Japan. (http://shoryuken.voiea.net/Shintaro%20Kago%20-%20Collection%206.rar)

Consider it a Stabby secret special.

... wtf

[Cowboyday]

I'm considering taking a vow of celibacy.
And building an awesome bar like t-diddy.

[angryliberal]

for those who read my rant at the fat bitch on the last page, here is her reponse and my subsequent reply. unfortunately, i don't believe she ever recieved the message as she set her profile to private. i'd also like to add when she says my brother made harsh comments about her baby, those only came after she struck out against him with the dead cat comment. my brother is a VERY angry person btw.

her reponse:

I imagine that Sean didnt tell you the part where he wished my child was dead. Apparently *thats* ok but what I said wasnt? Youre as delusional as your brother.

and my follow up:

notice i did say one fucking word about your kid, you know why? not my way to handle shit. you also notice i didn't say shit about enacting any violence on you or anyone in your life? once again, me and my brother are polar opposites. my interest in this whole thing is only the fact that you mocked the death of mota. whether you want to justify it by saying "i was only stating fact", it was used maliciously and its intent was to hurt, thereby no innocent excuse could be made.

you are a sad pathetic individual whose life will be filled with coninual anger and let downs. i mean, everytime you look in the mirror has to push you that much closer to simply jumping head first off a building. however, the danger of mass damage would actually fall under the catagory of a terrorist activity. you falling off a building is tantamount to an atomic bomb, about 1-2 megatons i'd say.

go scrape the barnicles off your body, try smoking meth for about ten years to slim down to 300lbs and wash your stank ass out, maybe i'll eat my words like you eat a 24 inch sub in one sitting, but its doubtful tubby.

[Dan?]

And now, for no reason at all, an update of the top posters in this thread.

Million 705
VG Emblem 533
Bear Ryoma 478
Azrael 425
FistsofFury 384
abacabb 369
no9176 366
*InVeRs3* 351
Roxie 344
Dan? 336
Ne0phyte 336
Murt! 292
Airthrow 278
phae 267
Mechanica 264

SRK: Where being Middle Tier is a triump

EX-STOMP CROSSUP S.FIERCE :l:FIERCE DDT STOMP STOMP TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ANY SORT OF GETAWAY :r::df::d::db::l::ub::u::uf::hp: HYPA BOMB!

[JackTenrac!]

And now, for no reason at all, an update of the top posters in this thread.

Million 705
VG Emblem 533
Bear Ryoma 478
Azrael 425
FistsofFury 384
abacabb 369
no9176 366
*InVeRs3* 351
Roxie 344
Dan? 336
Ne0phyte 336
Murt! 292
Airthrow 278
phae 267
Mechanica 264


I'd thought I'd catch up to Bear Ryoma when he got banned, but that doesn't seem likely now.

No one's ever gonna catch Million though.

...the strokenness of brokeness no Tiger.

I'm usually at work when I do this, listening to idiotic banter of white-collared nose-uppers, Az. The start was college, so yeah. I'm surprised at Serpent and a few of the bolds, including Fisty since he made this thread, and also Taichi, who seems to be taking a sick leave from the Randomness. I'll send my pideon message to his coordinates.

SRK: Where being Middle Tier is a triump

EX-STOMP CROSSUP S.FIERCE :l:FIERCE DDT STOMP STOMP TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ANY SORT OF GETAWAY :r::df::d::db::l::ub::u::uf::hp: HYPA BOMB!

...you can't escape? you sure your bar is good enough?

[Serpent]

So, today, there was an assembly in my school because of some people taking the PSAT or something. Anyway, we stay in the auditorium and they lecture us on random stuff. And then, they get to this section about liking yourself and self-esteem and other fat chick crap, and they started saying stuff like: "You have to love yourself. Like when you look in the mirror, do you like what you see? If you were watching yourself as another person, would you like yourself? If you don't, then you have to try to, or else life will not be worth living for you." Anyway, blah blah blah boring crap and then I say "CRAWWWWLIIINNNNNNNNGGGG IIINNNNNN MYYYYY SSSKKKINNNNNNN!!!!!" and pretend to slit my wrists. Some teacher sees me and pulls me out and lectures me and says she'll do bad stuff to me or something if I did it again....

Fuck you, you humorless douchebags.

You did good. That type of attitude is what fucked our world up. Women need to accept their place as inferior, and no woman, no matter how attractive she is, should actually think she is. If they're thinking they're hot in HS I am doomed. Usually they don't develop self confidence until their mid 20s. I hate women that have spines.

[arcticninja]

wow, I just read the whole "sex with girl in tokyo thread" and that there was some comedic GOLD. I've been chuckling at work for like the past hour :)

I only wish I followed the thread from the start cause I would have loved to make a few random comments, but there's no way I can top Carpet Lint's posts :lovin:

[Dan?]

I only wish I followed the thread from the start cause I would have loved to make a few random comments, but there's no way I can top Carpet Lint's posts :lovin:

CL is broken, man, seriously. He's the white boy with the double :r::d::df::lp:, for real.

[Muff Daddy]

i think Carpet Lint and Serpent are definitely up for Most Prolific Poster Awards this year. someone should make that thread. in fact....

EDIT: yeah, Fisty, are you making the thread again?

does Fisty even read this thread anymore? lol

[JackTenrac!]

wow, I just read the whole "sex with girl in tokyo thread" and that there was some comedic GOLD. I've been chuckling at work for like the past hour :)

I only wish I followed the thread from the start cause I would have loved to make a few random comments, but there's no way I can top Carpet Lint's posts :lovin:

...you asked for it.

Parts: 1 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=1),2 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=2),3 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=3),4 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=4),5 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=5),6 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=6),7 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=7),8 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=8),9 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=9),10 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=10)

CL is broken, man, seriously. He's the white boy with the double :r::d::df::lp:, for real.

lol@ low priority SRK... he was on MAX mode there with two bars waiting.

i think Carpet Lint and Serpent are definitely up for Most Prolific Poster Awards this year. someone should make that thread. in fact....


...Fisty will in the next few months if he's that predictable. He did last year, but other posters showed face on this thread, that had not contributed much to GD. Surely, Canadian bacon talent will be honoured here. In the name all things are as semi broken as our non-transferrable francias and Monopoly colored currency. Please, buy CN Tower and Skydome and don't pass GO, or you'll be shunned to the pit of the Don Jail.

...eh?

[Ne0phyte]

Wow, look at this PM someone named "Grammer Master" sent me:

"Subject: are you a girl?

if so please be my online girlfriend. i get so lonely sometimes and i find what you say sexy, im currently stroking it....yeah, you know what. ohhh you want me to talk about it more? yeah i know you do ohhh

if you are not a female then do not tell anyone about this msg, if you do i have two words for you. be ware! that and no homo"

I am just now discovering the greatness that is MSN live messenger. I wish I had known about this two years ago :(

[arcticninja]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS]

...you asked for it.

Parts: 1 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=1),2 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=2),3 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=3),4 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=4),5 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=5),6 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=6),7 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=7),8 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=8),9 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=9),10 (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120997&page=10)




well....I said I read the whole thread. I meant that I wish I had been following it from the beginning. Cause it would be kind of late to start making random comments now.


@ Ne0phyte

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

ninjedit:

omg, he spelt "grammar" wrong. BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH




So I just went beast mode on this other forum I post on. Basically, some guy that has lurked on that forum for like 5 years and has never posted once decides to pick now to start criticizing us. He was being pretty freaking condescending and arrogant about it too. And since I haven't really flamed anyone in a while, I flamed the fucking shit out of him. Then some other guy crawls out of the woodwork to defend him and I flamed the shit out of him too.

That kind of got me thinking though. I rarely flame people on here. I mean, sure I'll make a jackass comment here and there, but I rarely put in the effort to *really* flame someone. Not only are there people here that are way better at it than me, the people that deserve to get flamed typically get banned pretty quickly. Come to think of it, outside of the Battle Polls, when's the last time you saw a thread on SRK degenerate into a flame war? It just doesn't happen much anymore.

While I am glad that the moderators do a good job these days, I kind of miss the SRK flame wars of old.

[TheSix]

I hate when you get hard ass tomatoes in food. Makes them useless.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

if so please be my online girlfriend. i get so lonely sometimes and i find what you say sexy, im currently stroking it....yeah, you know what. ohhh you want me to talk about it more? yeah i know you do ohhh



:rofl:

you should respond, he did ask nicely afterall :lol:

[9999]

Pretty fuckin sad when supposedly one of your little brothers friends goes into your room when youre not home and steals half a dozen games from your collection.

[H-F Blade]

This one guy over at a different board is being a bitch again. Just because he's the admin he thinks he's all high and mighty.

[Serpent]

Wow, look at this PM someone named "Grammer Master" sent me:

"Subject: are you a girl?

if so please be my online girlfriend. i get so lonely sometimes and i find what you say sexy, im currently stroking it....yeah, you know what. ohhh you want me to talk about it more? yeah i know you do ohhh

if you are not a female then do not tell anyone about this msg, if you do i have two words for you. be ware! that and no homo"

I am just now discovering the greatness that is MSN live messenger. I wish I had known about this two years ago :(

I think that was a joke, but it's hard to ever be sure.

Lots of people are lonely for some reason. Bunch of wimps. Why would anyone want someone else in their life? Do people not like having freedom? I wonder if Viscant feels lonely, he seems pretty emo. He found some girl that he's bringing over, so much for No Ass. Why do people feel this need to befriend and spend time with others? I like my life when I don't have to deal with other human beings.

[Wolfgang McFierce]

Pretty fuckin sad when supposedly one of your little brothers friends goes into your room when youre not home and steals half a dozen games from your collection.

Wow. Find him, and beat the hell out of him. YOU JUST DONT DO THAT MAN, YOU JUST DONT

[X-Sapphire]

Pretty fuckin sad when supposedly one of your little brothers friends goes into your room when youre not home and steals half a dozen games from your collection.

Lol, wow that sucks man. You should get a picture of the dude, put it in some gay porn, and show it to his mother.

[JonnyQuest]

-the older i get the less i understand.

-pussy is never free anymore.

-guard your cock and balls at all times around a female.

-should playboy tv be shown on adult swim after 2 am?

-why is 7-eleven called 7-eleven??

-ST is to me kinda like sucking tits. it's a past time except no sour milk.

-pac man's top score is too hard to beat? **hint** eat all the ghosts with each big pellet. -advanced tactics- ...or let me murder your mouth troll and i'll login under you name and beat it for you.

[9999]

Wow. Find him, and beat the hell out of him. YOU JUST DONT DO THAT MAN, YOU JUST DONT

Ill make an example out of the fucker. Weird thing is whoever it was couldve grabbed a video camera, a DS, a LOT more games, transformers, etc.

Pretty bad when we have to start locking our doors here, we havent had to do that in 20+ years...

[Wolfgang McFierce]

I need to marry a skinny ass woman, and have a female child named bertha. I want to see if she'll be fat regardless of having two skinny ass people as parents.

[Million]

my cell.phone wallpaper is so great...it's a picture of a pile of my shit. It cracks me up every time I open the phone.

-weird and stupid names: I took claims a few days ago from a girl named Sexaley...and a guy named Eutychus. Take a wild guess what their racial background is.

Sexaley. Come on, now.....why not just go ahead and name your daughter "Stripper" then?

[Rico!]

I need to marry a skinny ass woman, and have a female child named bertha. I want to see if she'll be fat regardless of having two skinny ass people as parents.

just dont feed her so much

and whats with names just sounding fat? Becky.... Beth... Bertha... They all just sound like fat girl names.

[monbaby]

Sexaley. Come on, now.....why not just go ahead and name your daughter "Stripper" then?



ROTFLMAO!!!!....
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thats not the worst i've seen...

I've been to court and the names of the people that commit crimes are rediculous...

One guy was named Trampus...

Seriously TRAMPus?...

I've known a woman and her name was DOLLBABY DIXON...

And she's get pissed if you called her BabyDoll...

The worst part was she weighed 300 something pounds...

It was ridiculous...

The worst is a tie though between my cousin and this girl i went to highschool with...

You know how when men want sons so they can have a Jr. but they have a daughter instead...

The girl that i went to school with her father name was eric...

So her named ended up being...

ERICQUANDA ERICQUANDRICA JOHNSON...

My cousin whose name is brandon had a girl...

The mothers name is anjela...

What does that make?...

BRANJELA...

My cousin named his daughter BRANJELA!!!...

The family hates the name so much that we call her B.J. for short...

Which doesn't make things any better...

Like million said you already know what race they are...

[Murt!]

I knew a kid naed Dubuclet once.

[JackTenrac!]

I'm thinkin' that I'll be a better fighter if I stop bothering women and shoot chi from my hands.

EDIT-
Wow...the new NBA site...siq.
Max Steele on a tiger!

[DropKick Murphy]

I knew a kid naed Dubuclet once.

Did you beat him up?

[Azrael]

I'm currently experiencing a strange new feeling. It's like a fusion-dance combo of elation and utter despair.

Do we even have a name for this?

[Stevie White]

I'm currently experiencing a strange new feeling. It's like a fusion-dance combo of elation and utter despair.

Do we even have a name for this?

Horny?

Is it wrong that when I spar people at jiu jitsu, I am ten times rougher on the fat guys?

[Muff Daddy]

I'm currently experiencing a strange new feeling. It's like a fusion-dance combo of elation and utter despair.

Do we even have a name for this?

is it called, Oh-shit-my-girlfriend-just-told-me-shes-pregnant-itis?

or stage fright?

new wave melancholy?

cheeful cynicism?

[AdverseSolutions]

you got the job!!!! and now are deathly afraid of your first day at work?

[Rico!]

Horny?

Is it wrong that when I spar people at jiu jitsu, I am ten times rougher on the fat guys?

they need more force to be moved, so no, not at all.

---

Physics is annoying me sooooo much. I want to punch my professor in the face. This guy is old, russian, and speaks very bad english. Why do they allow people to teach if they cant pronounce anything without thier retarded accents? So this motherfucker can't teach properly, forcing me to learn on my own, and this FUCKING TEXTBOOK IS USELESS FOR HELPING WITH THE HOMEWORK FUCK YOU $90 PIECE OF SHIT! :annoy: :annoy:

::proceeds to stomp out book::

[Azrael]

It's like this.

As some of you may know, I've been applying for two jobs, let's say Job A and Job B, at Capcom. ...Motherfuckin' Capcom! Out of all places, here is where I don't have to explain how major this is. Job A is something I'd really want to do, regardless of who for. ...But for Capcom! Job B is also pretty damned cool, although I did have a preference for A. For both jobs, I had to take a qualifications test, then wait for two weeks for the result.

At the same time, I also found a posting for another job, Job C. Job C was in "the video game industry", but where you'd actually be working wasn't specified. Job C goes through an intermediate company. I applied for Job C as well, and did two phone interviews. Job C seemed cool and all...but I REALLY wanted Capcom. Job C would have been the consolation prize if Capcom didn't work out, like losing the Showcase on the Price is Right but getting to go home with a gift basket from Bed, Bath and Body or whatever.

Today marked two weeks since I'd sent in the test for Job A (Job B is one week behind). ...But this morning, I got a call from Job C. They told me out of all the people who'd applied, I was in the top 4 and considered a strong candidate. As such, they were arranging an interview for me. ...That's cool and all, but I was still in full CAPCOM mode, and not really thinking about the gift basket. ...That all changed kinda quickly though.

Lady: So yes, you are one of our top candidates...
Me: Yeah yeah, that's nice. (thinking: man, is Capcom gonna hit me up today?)
Lady: By the way, have we told you what game company this is for?
Me: No, not yet...
Lady: Well, it's for Capcom, one of the leading developers in Japan. ...Do you know them?
Me: ....Fuck the what woman, say that again?

As it turns out, Job C was ALSO for Capcom! And I'm a top candidate! YES! So not only do I have three roads to Capcom, one of them looks pretty good! This morning, I was incredibly pumped. I felt like jumping on top of something and screaming. ...I didn't, cause Japan would have raised their Godzilla Alert levels. I wanted to though.

That's where the elation comes in. Now, here comes the despair.

This afternoon, I heard back from Capcom about Job A. ...No go. This is disappointing, as I KNOW I can do the job well, and I really wanted to do it. I also saw my possible roads to Capcom decrease from three to two. And then it destroyed my confidence about Job B as well (I felt better about the qualifications test for Job A).

At any rate, I'll have an interview at the Capcom main office (oh my God...the motherland...) in Osaka next week. I guess there are only three other candidates, and I have confidence in my interviewing skills. I won't hear back about Job B though for another week at least. Given that Job A didn't work out, I just don't know what to expect from Job B now.

And then factor in that I absolutely loathe my current job. I'm gonna quit by December regardless. And then, again, this is motherfuckin' Capcom! I'd be a janitor if they'd have me. I'd be down there mopping the fuckin' floors. But no, it's a damn kick-ass job to boot, at the company whose games I've been playing for almost 20 years.

So yeah, I'm usually chill, but for the past few weeks I've been kind of a wreck.

[X-Sapphire]

All hail Azrael. :pray:

Good luck in the interview. Let us know how it turns out.

[JonnyQuest]

I'm currently experiencing a strange new feeling. It's like a fusion-dance combo of elation and utter despair.

Do we even have a name for this?

did you just realize that you were white? ...that's something to smile about. :wink:

[Wolfgang McFierce]

Azrael, do whatever you can to get us SF4. ANYTHING.

[Murt!]

did you just realize that you were white? ...that's something to smile about. :wink:

Maybe this is some sort of inside joke I don't get, but since it likely isn't I'll just say that Azrael is black.

Did you beat him up?

Nah, he had it bad enough when the fucking teachers would laugh at his name and ugly ass mug.

[JonnyQuest]

oh.. well, i'm white. :wgrin:

[Cowboyday]

Az, you must bear our cross and campaign for SF4. We're behind you 100%!

[Ne0phyte]

Best of luck Az!!!

So like... is there any way to unprotect music? I'm using Ruckus to download, which is this free P2P program for college students, and it's amazing. The entire albums download in seconds. You can also pay $15 per "semester" to download unlimited TV and movies.

... But I can't add the files to my itunes to add em to my iPod cause they're protected :(

It's a significant drawback, but this is a significantly awesome program. Since I already got caught downloading and got warned for it, I haven't been able to get all the new albums and shit I want in months (cheap bastard). So it's great I get to listen to shit shit on my laptop at all, and so quickly, and legally! No right clicking an saving and running torrents and shit. You should all download this program if you can.

http://www.ruckus.com
Edit: There's a program called unfuck which allows you to temporarily (I think) change a protected wma into a wave and auto convert it to an unprotected wma. But it's old and I can't find anywhere to download it; is it dead now?? Anyone know anything about it?

[Azrael]

Y'all act like I already work there. Lemme get through the pearly gates first before I start bugging the big man to let me see the holy grail.

[Wolfgang McFierce]

why does srk act up late at night? that's like the only time i can check it nowadays.

[DropKick Murphy]

Yeah It acts weird, sometime it wont let me log in.

[marcusg]

I am addicted to collecting porn. I dont even watch it. I just collect it. I don't even need it on my hard drive.

[Hunter D]

Az you god-like negro, go before the counsel of gods(Capcom) and ask for SF4. Do whatever it takes. If they ask you to scale a mountain that touches the heavens then do it if it will get SF4 mighty runner.

[Dan?]

Az, I'll start working on a signal-watch for you so you can call in the white boy assist.

"Mr. Yamashaziki, I have a question."
"Yes, Azrael-san?"
"...could we start working on Street Fighter 4?"
"Street Fighta 4? Ahahahaha! Silly American negro, fighters are for kids."
*Hits signal watch for Dan? assist*
"Shwa?"
"SHOOOOOOOOORYUKEN!"
"x_0"
"That's right Mr. Yamashazaki, now, it's time for you to see my true power. Will-Smitho-Ken...TIMES TEN!" *power esplosion*
"Shwaaaaaaaaaaa?!"
"AAAAAAAAAW HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"
*Earth asplode*








Also, congrats!

[Muff Daddy]

lets just hope they don't think Az is there to do the rap soundtrack for Street Fighter Four.

<Capcom-Exec>You!
<Az>Yeeees?
<Capcom-Exec>You bussa rhyme!
<Az>Um, I'm actually here for the-
<Capcom-Exec>No! You bussa rhyme! YOU SPIT BARS RYE HERE RYE NOW!!!1
*a mic drops down from the ceiling out of nowhere*
*Az grabs the mic*
<Az>*sigh* Fuck it. Yo! Yo! One box will leave you messed up attraction, block these uppercuts they made me the caption, may the best figher win, and win again, and battle to the top until his life ends!
<Capcom-Exec>AHAHAH you hired!

[JackTenrac!]

lets just hope they don't think Az is there to do the rap soundtrack for Street Fighter Four.

<Capcom-Exec>You!
<Az>Yeeees?
<Capcom-Exec>You bussa rhyme!
<Az>Um, I'm actually here for the-
<Capcom-Exec>No! You bussa rhyme! YOU SPIT BARS RYE HERE RYE NOW!!!1
*a mic drops down from the ceiling out of nowhere*
*Az grabs the mic*
<Az>*sigh* Fuck it. Yo! Yo! One box will leave you messed up attraction, block these uppercuts they made me the caption, may the best figher win, and win again, and battle to the top until his life ends!
<Capcom-Exec>AHAHAH you hired!

...so wrong. You sung it wrong. lol You talking to the game, kid, you're talking to me. I got nuff to beat and more soldiers to bury. lol Good effort! lol

..surprisingly, this didn't come from Dan?.

...Az, make sure you tell Capcom to beg Arika for SF EX 4. Forget SF 4...for now. Sharon's on my mind(touches her combovideo pin in his cubicle...mmmmm)! You'll do fine. It' will go well. Remember your Popeye's Chicken training.

-btw, I'm rocking a shirt...a tie...and...jeans! All the whities started crackin' on me. pics lataa.

- btw I saw Living Single last night... ressurection of Fox's glory days.

[AdverseSolutions]

Allow me a ninja edit:

lets just hope they don't think Az is there to do the rap soundtrack for Street Fighter Four.

<Capcom-Manager> We get signal!
<Capcom-Exec>A...a black man!
<Az>Yeeees?
<Capcom-Exec>You bussa rhyme!
<Capcom-Manager> Wait! We musto discliminate against black people, in fine clapcomu tladition. We McGowan this man now! (To Az) Unress you can pray molaccas like dee-jay...or have 70 teeth for smiring ...
<Az>Um, I'm actually here for the-
<Capcom-Exec>No! You bussa rhyme! YOU SPIT BARS RYE HERE RYE NOW!!!1
*a mic drops down from the ceiling out of nowhere*
<Az> I....hate rap. And always have. **Crawls in his skin**
<Capcom-Manager>A lap-hating brack doos not existing. AHAHAH hyou hiled!

[Stabby]

That is some really nerdy shit to be crazy over.

EDIT: How'd I miss Tuff's post the first time? :rofl:

[arcticninja]

Hey Az, tell them if they don't hire you, you'll unleash UNR and go Godzilla on their asses.

All joking aside, best of luck man.

[RaishinX]

<Capcom-Exec>No! You bussa rhyme! YOU SPIT BARS RYE HERE RYE NOW!!!1
*a mic drops down from the ceiling out of nowhere*

HAHAHAHA!!

And my dear God is that a large avatar.

[Dan?]

blah blah blah in irc

Aha! NOW who is the buffoon?!

Obviously, Azrael would make up his own rap for SF4.

Still, I'm sure Capcom Japan would be far too surprised initially to react in any meaningful way.

"Hello, I'm here for my first day with you g-"
"HEY!! WHO ALLOWED HIM TO ENTER THE TOURNAMENT?!"
"Whoa! Wait, wh-"
"ALL RECORDS ARE MAAAADE TO BE BROKEN!"
"...c-groove."
*yellow diamond genocide!*

[JonnyQuest]

....

[Digitalbooty]

What if you get hired for both? Just give the "SF4 rap job" to me.

[Ne0phyte]

Obviously, Azrael would make up his own rap for SF4.

Still, I'm sure Capcom Japan would be far too surprised initially to react in any meaningful way.

"Hello, I'm here for my first day with you g-"
"HEY!! WHO ALLOWED HIM TO ENTER THE TOURNAMENT?!"
"Whoa! Wait, wh-"
"ALL RECORDS ARE MAAAADE TO BE BROKEN!"
"...c-groove."
*yellow diamond genocide!*

lets just hope they don't think Az is there to do the rap soundtrack for Street Fighter Four.

<Capcom-Exec>You!
<Az>Yeeees?
<Capcom-Exec>You bussa rhyme!
<Az>Um, I'm actually here for the-
<Capcom-Exec>No! You bussa rhyme! YOU SPIT BARS RYE HERE RYE NOW!!!1
*a mic drops down from the ceiling out of nowhere*
*Az grabs the mic*
<Az>*sigh* Fuck it. Yo! Yo! One box will leave you messed up attraction, block these uppercuts they made me the caption, may the best figher win, and win again, and battle to the top until his life ends!
<Capcom-Exec>AHAHAH you hired!

L :rofl: L

[Serpent]

Someone get me into hollywood, I think I should be an actor. I can pretend to be a lawyer on some show! It'd be great, I can be the next big thing. I can send Viscant to have sex with producers if need be.

[fishjie]

if you get this job at capcom, could you inquire about a possible marvel vs capcom 3

please

thanks!

ps: make sure they dont take out assists or tone down sentinel. thx!

[Manx]

TELL THEM TO ALLOW MORRIGAN TO LINK DARKNESS ILLUSION IN THE AIR!!!


that is all... :tup:

[WasFemto]

Ask for CvS3. Fuck everything else.

YouTube is down right now :tdown:

The new place and my buddy are moving into is setup kinda weird. Places here in Seattle/Sout Seattle-ish(Burien, Cloverdale) are small. The kitchen is bigger than the living room once the shit gets moved in. My buddy is going to have to do something with these big tables and shit for there to be any room. The cool thing is that there are two stories and the dude leasing the place is like "NO SMOKING INDOORS!" "weed is cool, tho' smoke to your hearts content since you'll end up passing out if you smoke too much, but just no cigarettes" I'm so happy now :lovin: Gonna 'shroom next week as well :lovin:

[Ne0phyte]

So I just got hosed for the second time this year. My boyfriend of 2.5 years dumped me out of the blue in May and got a new girlfriend within weeks (who I had a negative history with and attends my college and has lots of mutual friends with me, to top it off) whom he is now in love with; from May until even now I'm devastated by it; I love him more than anything in the world. But I met someone new, and started to think that there could be life after my ex, and though the new guy and I were never really official, I figured we would be soon enough...

But no, today he tells me we need to talk, and that he decided to get back together with his ex.

How the fuck does this happen to me. His is one of three people I hang out with ay my school. I've lost a best friend and a boyfriend, and a great friend and what I thought was going to be my boyfriend in months. I feel pathetic, used, and depressed. What do I do?

:sad:

[Mechanica]

Hahaha, that's funny about the weed and cigarettes thing. Cigarette smell lingers.

[Muff Daddy]

What do I do? :sad:

you need a thug in your life.</Tupac>

edit:

only advice i can give is to suggest what you DON'T do, which is to wallow in self pity the entire time you're single. its unattractive.

[arcticninja]

I feel bad for you Ne0phyte. I posted this a few days ago, but my best friend also recently broke up with his girlfriend of 8 years, so I know what you're going through to a small degree.

I'm literally the worst person ever to give relationship advice, but hang in there. There are plenty of fish in the sea. The whole "you're the only one for me" thing is bullcrap. You seem like a nice person and a lot less psycho than most women I know, so I'm sure you'll find someone soon.

[angryliberal]

What do I do?
drive a benz head first into a daewoo...

[JonnyQuest]

drive a benz head first into a daewoo...

whats a daewoo?

[9999]

whats a daewoo?

A car? :lol:

[fishjie]

whats a daewoo?

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121302

[Hunter D]

So I just got hosed for the second time this year. My boyfriend of 2.5 years dumped me out of the blue in May and got a new girlfriend within weeks (who I had a negative history with and attends my college and has lots of mutual friends with me, to top it off) whom he is now in love with; from May until even now I'm devastated by it; I love him more than anything in the world. But I met someone new, and started to think that there could be life after my ex, and though the new guy and I were never really official, I figured we would be soon enough...

But no, today he tells me we need to talk, and that he decided to get back together with his ex.

How the fuck does this happen to me. His is one of three people I hang out with ay my school. I've lost a best friend and a boyfriend, and a great friend and what I thought was going to be my boyfriend in months. I feel pathetic, used, and depressed. What do I do?

:sad:

I suggest you do what I didn't do; you fuck them up. Since you are probably not bigger than either guy I suggest you get a friend and a bat. I don't think I have to tell you what to do because it will come to you naturally.

[Ne0phyte]

I suggest you do what I didn't do; you fuck them up. Since you are probably not bigger than either guy I suggest you get a friend and a bat. I don't think I have to tell you what to do because it will come to you naturally.
:rofl:, but no, I'm not pro violence.

I don't really want to wallow, and it's not that I don't have anyone or that I'm single... it's that I felt strong and like I could actually move past my ex with someone I really liked. One of the WORST feelings in the world is that of moving backward. Of wasting your time, of not making any progress.

Anyway, anyone know anything about money orders???

[9999]

Anyway, anyone know anything about money orders???

Yeah, dont bother sending them to Bell, theyll lose your $330.

[Million]

Love just blinds a person to what is real, and significantly weakens them....thus, leaving all kinds of room for life to fuck that person raw-dog in the ass. It was such a relief when I eventually just accepted my apparently eternal isolation....in many ways...it actually feels good...no...it feels GREAT. I heard a guy yelling and ranting about some bitch today while on the phone; he had the typical "extremely upset black man" high pitch voice going on. It was another reminder that perhaps it is a great blessing to be alone....because love only tends to fuck everything up in life to absurdly retarded levels. One tends to make asanine decisions based on that asanine, silly emotion. It makes a person weak, vulnerable, irrational, and stupid....and of course...more importantly, you lose control. The bad always outweighs the good.

Life is usually better off when you have as much control as possible over everything that happens. Life as a god-like being...or even better...God Himself...that would be an ideal existence, as you'd have absolute control over everything and anything, not to mention unchallenged, unequaled power....and this would be forever, rather than the pitiful 75 to 80something years we live on average. Anyway...that's basically what I want...absolute power...absolute control.

[Dasiatic]

lets just hope they don't think Az is there to do the rap soundtrack for Street Fighter Four.

<Capcom-Exec>You!
<Az>Yeeees?
<Capcom-Exec>You bussa rhyme!
<Az>Um, I'm actually here for the-
<Capcom-Exec>No! You bussa rhyme! YOU SPIT BARS RYE HERE RYE NOW!!!1
*a mic drops down from the ceiling out of nowhere*
*Az grabs the mic*
<Az>*sigh* Fuck it. Yo! Yo! One box will leave you messed up attraction, block these uppercuts they made me the caption, may the best figher win, and win again, and battle to the top until his life ends!
<Capcom-Exec>AHAHAH you hired!

LOL. awesome!
actually, that would be great if AZ was doing rhymes for the soundtrack.

he would rhyme more like this:

"Step into the world, just us and fists galore/
wherever you wanna squash it, we can take a tour/ and
dance at the windy-city "Cha Town",/ or the FFA, you choose how it goes down
You dont know? well me neither,/ only guarentee that with me, there's no breather once you face me/
and you can call all the shots,/ choose your super, its on you, but hurry up before the time locks/
99 seconds before your life ends,/ bet you cant win if you had genei-jin/
remember that full parry daigo did? unbelievable/ but ill things do come true/
whats worse is that was 0-4/ things escalate/ better raise the stakes before they plan your fate/
then, we can sit, conversate and vibe/do you really think you best player?/ dont lie/
stop acting childish cuz you lost against me,/ man up and we'll do this professionaly/"

picture him saying all that with the same flow he used on "Whats the deal". Thats absolute fire. I love AZ. and I love SF3-3S. I guess im cursed.

[JonnyQuest]

you learn something new everyday..
how to be a ninja! (http://killass.lardpirates.com/images/misc/ninjalesson.jpg)

[maxx]

so me and a friend are gonna be extras in the new rock movie. their doing a scene at patriots stadium...100 for 12 hours of work of doing nothing...should be fun.

[Serpent]

so me and a friend are gonna be extras in the new rock movie. their doing a scene at patriots stadium...100 for 12 hours of work of doing nothing...should be fun.

Blast, why does everyone else get to be in a movie besides me? Damn it! Damn it all to hell! The world NEEDS the Holy Phoenix character in cinematic form!

[Etcetera]

I am addicted to collecting porn. I dont even watch it. I just collect it. I don't even need it on my hard drive.
Welcome to my world. I don't use it but can't bear to delete or at least back up to dvd's that will just gather dust. This must be a serious psychological problem, no normal person needs security porn.
... maybe I just need to get laid.

[TheSix]

Im sick and tired of always having to fuckin' rape these Zebras and shit.

[Tantin]

Stuff

You think you're a big titty now, Titty? You're not big. You're A-Cup. Japanese A-Cup.

[JonnyQuest]

You think you're a big titty now, Titty? You're not big. You're A-Cup. Japanese A-Cup.

that's descrimnation.

[DropKick Murphy]

Im sick and tired of always having to fuckin' rape these Zebras and shit.

What?

[JonnyQuest]

What?

YEEEEEEEEEAAAHH!

[Demon Dash]

How do you make a Zebra buck back...? Screw it on the edge of a cliff...

[DropKick Murphy]

How do you make a Zebra buck back...? Screw it on the edge of a cliff...

Nasty.:rofl:

[Demon Dash]

I once seen this V-Dan charging meter by instant airing his hurricaine kick with jump back... It was gold...

[JonnyQuest]

How do you make a Zebra buck back...? Screw it on the edge of a cliff...

omg..

[Stabby]

http://content.directanetworks.com/2809/129108/ff9ac3a87cd1a69ee838f167b7c21c7f.gif

I know these are supposed to be stupid easy to trick you into clicking on them-- but what is the answer?

[JonnyQuest]

http://content.directanetworks.com/2809/129108/ff9ac3a87cd1a69ee838f167b7c21c7f.gif

I know these are supposed to be stupid easy to trick you into clicking on them-- but what is the answer?


you can do it by yourself.

[Wolfgang McFierce]

http://content.directanetworks.com/2809/129108/ff9ac3a87cd1a69ee838f167b7c21c7f.gif

I know these are supposed to be stupid easy to trick you into clicking on them-- but what is the answer?

The internet's been here for ahwhile now. I'm surprised people are making these types of advertisements.

[Gasp]

http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats.htm

also
im not sexist but all women are sluts

....on an unrelated not being dumped sucks

[maxx]

http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats.htm

also
im not sexist but all women are sluts

....on an unrelated not being dumped sucks

good lord...that link is wut i just needed.

fuck i cant do the movie cause i cant find my fuckin social security card...i remeber the number by heard but dont have the card. fuck first that uk bitch doesnt get back to my on the music video now this....how the fuck am i supposed to break into hollywood if the universe keeps fuckin me over.

i swear to god im gonna be filmed (not on cops though) if its the last thing i do. im gonna be famous if it kills me...wait..uh..not literally.

[Fudd]

http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats.htm

good lord...that link is wut i just needed.

Yeah, seriously. The best ones are the "Invisible" (Sandwich/Bike) ones and Charles Noooooooo!
The Hitler one is pretty funny, too.

[DropKick Murphy]

watching B:TAS on youtube is so great

[maxx]

Yeah, seriously. The best ones are the "Invisible" (Sandwich/Bike) ones and Charles Noooooooo!
The Hitler one is pretty funny, too.

i dont see a hitler one.

[arcticninja]

http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats.htm

also
im not sexist but all women are sluts

....on an unrelated not being dumped sucks




hahahahhahaha, that was pretty good :rofl:

[angryliberal]

most of those i've seen, but a few were new to me...the iraq one was great...

[JonnyQuest]

the coolest combo: click here. (http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e377/KidQuest/amazing.gif)

[RaishinX]

Although I wouldn't intentionally prevent such an event from happening, I had a dream the other night that I had graphic sex with Ashanti, and I really don't think about her very often or in that way.

[JonnyQuest]

Although I wouldn't intentionally prevent such an event from happening, I had a dream the other night that I had graphic sex with Ashanti, and I really don't think about her very often or in that way.

man, i'd love to get the shaving cream out and shave her..........side burns.

[Demon Dash]

I had a seriously fucked up dream last night... I don't really remember what it was about but if it happened to you in real life it would drive you insane..... I love those kind of dreams...

[RaishinX]

man, i'd love to get the shaving cream out and shave her..........side burns.

She still has those?

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Yah, bitch I'm paid!
That's all I gotta saaaaaaaayyyyy
Can't see you little niggas, the money in waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
And uh, I'm sittin' high, a gangsta ride blazin'
If you ain't gon' ride fly then you might as well haaaaaattttte, shit

Ugh.

I can't get this damn song out of my head. :bluu:

[maxx]

I had a seriously fucked up dream last night... I don't really remember what it was about but if it happened to you in real life it would drive you insane..... I love those kind of dreams...

i had a dream 2 nights ago me and someone else i didnt know were in the water..shallow end i would say a beach and is saw a jet flying over..like a jet blue, kinda jet. and a fucking missle came out of nowhere and blew it up, i was thinking terrorist attack. then before i could jump into the water to help and boat came by, like a passenger big cruise ship and a missle fucking blew that up. and i went to try and help...i woke up from their kinda scared cuz it was one of those dreams that felt sooo real like you think its the real world but its not.

i think i dreamt of the water because last thing i remember was reading the stingray thread...but i dunno why i was dreamin of ships and planes blowing up...i dont even fear terrorism.

[Demon Dash]

I had the SRK trophy for Mario once... I had the highest score of 13,000 - 17,000 odd, no one actually knew how to get a score that high without using the turtle glitch to gain points. It's ironic really that the ammount of time the game had been there people didn't realise that just by completing it over and over your points added up the longer you played. It took completing it six times to gain that score and the game's only five munutes long so it was easy to do. Then some day someone must have realised and beat it even more times to get a score of 30,000... I've never bothered with it since...

Snip

I've had dreams like that... Last nights dream though, it was like a psychological video game that's guarenteed to fuck you up. It was just full of wierd fucking puzzles and missions I'd set my self while I wandered this world of sheer randomness. I remember knowing exactly what was going on while I was dreaming and it was more vivid and I had more control than I do in most day by day dreams. All I know now is in my concious state I can't comrehend the world I was in. I can remember images and feelings, stuff like that, but I can't comrehend the... Randomness of it...

[Lantis]

Blast, why does everyone else get to be in a movie besides me? Damn it! Damn it all to hell! The world NEEDS the Holy Phoenix character in cinematic form!

May I suggest...porn? :wgrin:

They say that you have to do gay porn first before you do the straight stuff, but hey, you got Viscant on your side, so you can use him as decoy. :rofl:

[Rico!]

I had a dream about a tiny asian girl at school here beating up all the big guys in the weight room. It was like that bone breaking scene in Tom Yum Goong. I was scared for my life.

[Demon Dash]

So over the years I've done a lot of reading about controling your dreams... Once article stated that nothing in your dream is real. Peoples realisations of fears in dreams are over powering their shut down concious mind and that's what leads to nightmares. It said it's possible to defeat nightmares by developing conrol in your dreams. Certain techniques like dream spinning (spinnig like superman in your dream) or disabling your visiual receptors (cover your eyes) can halp you convince your self what's around you isn't real and that it can not harm you.

After a while of doing other methods of gaining control in your dreams I had a nightmare where I was being chased by a man with a knife and no matter where I went he followed my constantly trying to kill me. At one point (probably during REM (Rapid Eye Movement) once an our) I realised I had control and remembered to cover my eyes. He was running at me with a chain saw and got closer so I just jumped on the floor, covered my eyes with my arms and said to my self over "It's just a dream, he can not hurt me..."

After a few minutes of hearing sounds of a chainsaw it became silent... Nothing could be heard. So I lifted my arms and opened my eyes to find my self standing outside Ikon (http://www.nightlifenewcastle.com/cms/thesite/public/uploads/tblproducts_bigimage/1138365740_639.gif) (a local nightclub) where I was greeted by two super hot women. I was given I choice of who I wanted to screw and took off with her down the street. My dream finnished when police arived and I was running down the street fucking a girl wrapped around me.

It was wierd how I got rewarded for conquering my dream.....

[Stabby]

The only nightmares I have are about people I care about dying. And there is nothing that I can do to protect myself from those.

[Million]

My problem for a long time with dreams has been remembering them. I read somewhere that dreams still happen(probably this small book I had in high school called "Dream Power") even if you don't remember anything. I haven't remembered a dream in several weeks now. I've tried to implement the techniques mentioned here on SRK to acheive a lucid state...but when a dream is in progress, I never remember to do those things.. Actually, if you remember to do something within a dream, as it's going on....you're already lucid in the first place.

No matter how outlandish or absurd the situation of my dream is....it's extremely rare I realize things and enter a lucid state, because things are so vivid. It could be a dream where the ground everywhere is made of cheese, and houses are made of gingerbread, and there are dragons flying around....even this would look and feel 100% like reality in my dream. So, rather than realizing it's a dream....I'm always trying to figure out why these strange things are going on, and why I'm the only one to notice them.

*there was a series of monochromatic dreams during my high school years. Perhaps this ties into art somehow? No clue. Imagine a scenario where the world and everything in it appears blue, or various shades/tints of blue...or even just normal things with blue light everywhere. I'd have a few like that...then there were the red dreams....the orange, and green ones.

[RaishinX]

....And in the dream I had, I couldn't ejaculate. Which proved to be most annoying. It was bad enough that she wasn't impressed, but when I simply ignored that and focused on myself, I still failed. Dammit.

[Demon Dash]

Snip
Okay, there's a concept called dream triggers which helps in realising you're dreaming. Everyone has their own things that happen reguarly often that if you keep telling your self about them, you'll have more succes is noticing dreams. Some of my triggers are guns not working, scrambled up writing, finding it hard to walk or run, finding it hard to fight, riding a motorbike (because I never ever do)... I have others too.

Our dreams are made up fromout daily lives and anything can influence your dreams... If you practice things in routine, you have a higher chance of dreaming about them. One good thing to do is to ask your self how you know you're not dreaming... Every day, as many times as you can. When it becomes routine, on certain occasions you'll be dreaming and ask your self how you know you aren't. By answering to your self in every possible way how you know you're not dreaming, the one time you do it in your dreams the answers you get will be different to in the real world and you can clock on to being in a dream.

This is a good first step to intergrating lucid dreams... Taking full control of them takes much more work and even I can only achieve it on the odd occasion.

[TheSix]

Funny, im normally the one that does the killing in my dreams.....hmm. To each his own....

[Fudd]

i dont see a hitler one.

It's the one with that cat that strikes a disturbing resemblence to Hitler with "HEIL" labeled at the top.
http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/hitler.jpg

[Hunter D]

My dad and I just drank a bottle of white rum. My dads the best.

[H-F Blade]

My roommates are having like 20 guests over tonight. As long as they stay out of my room then I don't mind. *_*

[Dasiatic]

My roommates are having like 20 guests over tonight. As long as they stay out of my room then I don't mind. *_*

If someone was coming over with mad guests to my room, i would'nt mind only if all the guys get up out of there.

[JackTenrac!]

- In my dreams, I always have a .9mm glock. Seriously. And when I don't have it, I find it somewhere in my dreams. One time, it was strapped on the bottom of a desk in a classroom during an exam. Like I was meant to hold weapons. It'd just be there. Loaded too. And solid black. Sometimes, I'd be so occupied and there it is.

-Cowboy Bebop: Knocking On Heaven's Door: Subtitled Edition...SEE THIS MOVIE! NOW! NOW! NOW!

HERE COMES A NEW SPOILER!

...ok..I meant that this anime was pimptastic. I got a bit carried away. Why? because Spike does some crazy shiet in it. For instance, the last fight. Spike is about to smoke a ciggarette and flicks it over Vincent DURING a FREAKEN FIGHT! Holy crap. Man's on the ground, feeling cocky and pulls out a Du Maurier while his opponent is standing up, doesn;t light it and throws it at his enemy. That's just siq. And Spike Vs. Electra. Spike's just too playful. Gets held up at gunpoint, disarms Electra completely and dodges her advances. It was session 1 all over again. The lil jew and his mindgames. Pure logistics. I'm telling you: Spike is that laidback. Why didn't this series get continued? Watanabe-san, Why? why?

...oh yeah..the unknown factor.

[Stabby]

Saga gave me some music. I demanded hip-hop, and he has good taste.

For anyone else that wants some. (http://shoryuken.voiea.net/)

Does it seem like I post a lot? I type out responses/posts frequently, but I never actually use them because I feel like make too many. Reading the post counts-- pretty much everyone has way more than me.

[TheSix]

I got a plan. We gonna start preventing these forest fires by fuckin' these Zebras.

[Ne0phyte]

Saga gave me some music. I demanded hip-hop, and he has good taste.

For anyone else that wants some. (http://shoryuken.voiea.net/)

Does it seem like I post a lot? I type out responses/posts frequently, but I never actually use them because I feel like make too many. Reading the post counts-- pretty much everyone has way more than me.

Nice, too bad I have practically all of it. Jurassic 5 never did a song called Thieves in the Night that I'm aware of; sure that's not Mos and Kweli?

Edit: This 18 year old girl who I went to middle school with just died the other day. Why is people's automatic response something about "God taking her from them", and why are they perfectly okay with that? They say that shit like it's a good thing. There is NOTHING GOOD about your 18 year old friend/relative dying. "lol yeah true she never got to experience life after high school or love or marriage or children or anything but it's okay because God has her and she's in Heaven and we're all miserable for it! YAY!"

I'm not trying to sound condescending, wait yes I am. Seriously how is this consolary? If everyone's convinced she's in Heaven, then she would have been there when she died at a NORMAL AGE. And she's going to be there forever... why are you consoled by the idea that God took her pathetically temporary life on Earth away from her?! Someone explain this to me??

If I lost another close friend or relative and someone said some shit about them being in a better place and it's okay because God wanted him/her, I'd be smashing some skulls. Nobody wants to die and be with God at 18. Nobody's "time is up" at 18. Period.

[H-F Blade]

Ok, so the guests never came and my roommates aren't back yet. Looks like I'm going to be getting plenty of sleep tonight. Looks like the gathering went down somewhere else. That's what I'm hoping at least because 20 people here in our small apartment is a fire hazard.

[DropKick Murphy]

thieves in the night was by Blackstart(mos def and kweli)

[H-F Blade]

Ok I spoke too soon. They're here now. Luckily there's only 5 of them.

[Serpent]

Nice, too bad I have practically all of it. Jurassic 5 never did a song called Thieves in the Night that I'm aware of; sure that's not Mos and Kweli?

Edit: This 18 year old girl who I went to middle school with just died the other day. Why is people's automatic response something about "God taking her from them", and why are they perfectly okay with that? They say that shit like it's a good thing. There is NOTHING GOOD about your 18 year old friend/relative dying. "lol yeah true she never got to experience life after high school or love or marriage or children or anything but it's okay because God has her and she's in Heaven and we're all miserable for it! YAY!"

I'm not trying to sound condescending, wait yes I am. Seriously how is this consolary? If everyone's convinced she's in Heaven, then she would have been there when she died at a NORMAL AGE. And she's going to be there forever... why are you consoled by the idea that God took her pathetically temporary life on Earth away from her?! Someone explain this to me??

If I lost another close friend or relative and someone said some shit about them being in a better place and it's okay because God wanted him/her, I'd be smashing some skulls. Nobody wants to die and be with God at 18. Nobody's "time is up" at 18. Period.

Only the first paragraph is in response to you, everything else is me going off on a tangent. In response to the quoted stuff: Probably because life kind of sucks the older you get. Being in HS/College is easy, no bills to worry about, no boring soul-draining job that you spend most of your day at, no dealing with cops and other annoying people at all. No health problems for most of us. 18 is even better for females because you're at the peak of your beauty, it'll all start going downhill after that. It's not so bad if you really believe a dead person is going to heaven, because if you believe heaven is this great place where everything is perfect, what can you do on earth that can't be done even better in heaven?

Age is the only thing I can't overcome. I can basically overcome every other possible problem. It's too bad I can't be 16-19 perpetually, maybe I should start believing in an afterlife and a God so that I can look forward to something like that. Damn I'm so old now. I don't understand how Viscant hasn't killed himself yet, he's even older than me. Goddamn you age!!! You're robbed me of everything that had at one point made me so great, and have left me now a shell of my former self. Granted this watered down version of me is still better than 70% of the population, but I used to be better than 99% of it, so this is quite a loss for me. I am ever faster sliding into the pit of mediocrity. 5 years ago I'd have used better words there, but I'm losing it now, so I don't have that ability.

I need to remake the world such that people aren't stuck in school for such a long time. If I could have just started my career at 18, I'd almost be done by now, I'm sure I'd retire after 10 years. Then I could enjoy the rest of my life. What's with this high life expectancy and long schooling? I'd rather live until 40 at the oldest. It's just more natural. Human beings weren't meant to live 70 years, the body starts breaking down long before that.

We need to get rid of doctors and dentists and all this other useless crap. We need to get rid of the police force too, they didn't even exist until 1861 or so, and this country got along fine before then. We need to stop artificially allowing people to live, and get back to a society where people are on their own, and where nature chooses how long and who survives. The only way there is progress is when the strongest survive and compete with each other. I want a world where everyone is advancing forward on their own, not one where society is held back because we have to take care of the weak. We shouldn't pay medicare, we shouldn't waste societal resources on protecting retards or the sickly. We should allow people that work hard and make it somewhere to keep most of their money, and we shouldn't let people sit around and collect money when they don't have jobs. It's just too damned bad that I have no power, and can't do anything about it, or else I'd crush the current society, I'd get rid of all the large corporations, the media and the government that's created this affront to the natural order of things. It's just too bad I can't do any of that. But if anyone is reading this, and wants to write a manga, you've just got your main character/villain and his motivation, just use some creativity to flesh out a storyline.

[fishjie]

So i've been meaning to edit together some footage from my trip to china. this is the first of my hastily edited stuff. i think the park is called bao mo and its somewhere by guangzhou, and yes, they sell fish food, and you throw it into the water, and the fish go CRAZY!!! (http://www.twango.com/media/jie.china/jie.12405)

[Million]

Well, finally I remembered a dream. Last night had absolutely nothing interesting going on at all. I was in an arcade, and I saw a Super Pacman machine...I was thinking about playing it. I'm not entirely sure, but I most likely decided to play. Yeah, this was all that happened in the dream. One "out of place" thing though....the Super Pacman machine was taller than normal. I wasn't a kid again, as everything else appeared normal size...it was just that game that was huge. The machine was probably 10 feet tall, and I had to reach up a bit for the controls.

*Relgion...specifically the belief in an afterlife--I think one of the primary reasons it exists in the first place...is that we all know this world is basically a terrible, shitty, mostly unfair place where the bad guys win, assholes and morons rule the world, and there's no real hope. It's just too depressing for our species to accept the possibility that THIS shitty world is all there is to our existence....so we came up with various belief systems that say "it's alright, there's something much better for us when we 'die' ". It's also because we can't really accept the idea of eventually NOT existing at all....that idea is even worse than the realization that this world is trash. Hell might even be better than simply not existing. (then again, that could be an interesting argument itself...existing for nothing but pain and suffering vs. not existing at all = which is worse?) I guess it could possibly be compared to how a small"only-child" gets so lonely, and has no friends at school...so to deal with that, he/she invents an imaginary friend.

[Demon Dash]

Have you tried imagining the unverse seased to exist and there literally was, nothing? It's hard to comprehend...

[angryliberal]

if anything ever seems impossible to comprehend, take a grams of psilocybin mushrooms and wait 30-40 minutes. all the sudden things you always thought too hard to wrap your mind around become very clear. if you ever do, and i suggest everyone try it once, try thinking about the concept of time and existence. anyways, don't take mushrooms unless you are 100% willing to let go of your control mentally. if you are a control freak, don't bother, you'll just have a bad time for about 4 hours...

[Demon Dash]

I'm stoned... That'll do... *ponders*

Well, finally I remembered a dream. Last night had absolutely nothing interesting going on at all. I was in an arcade, and I saw a Super Pacman machine...I was thinking about playing it. I'm not entirely sure, but I most likely decided to play. Yeah, this was all that happened in the dream. One "out of place" thing though....the Super Pacman machine was taller than normal. I wasn't a kid again, as everything else appeared normal size...it was just that game that was huge. The machine was probably 10 feet tall, and I had to reach up a bit for the controls.
Could it be even just talking about dreams last night helped you remember one...?

[angryliberal]

I'm stoned... That'll do... *ponders*

while i agree that pot does help a bit with thinking outside the box, if you can handle them, shrooms will throw you way outside the box...it will send you places you never even imagined or could comprehend...

once again, i say this only to the people who can actually handle drugs and letting go...

[Million]

If I had constant lucid dreams...that would be such a great time. There would be two categories, and sometimes I'd mix the two; lucid sex dreams and the dreams where I am God, or just have godlike powers. Really, what tops those? There's nothing else that is better....well, "inside the videogame" dreams are nice too. I've been in the worlds of Quake 3, Smash Bros. Melee(the stage where you fight the wireframes. I remember it was cold out there, and it was in the middle of nowhere out in space), Unreal Championship 2 and a few others. Anyway, I could certainly never tire of the god dreams. The sexually lucid dreams; I'd shoot straight for the top of course--- my precious Magnificent 5™ would be in my sex dreams all the time...one by one, or in varying combos, or all 5 at once.

hmm...an "I am God.." dream where my M5™ elites(plus more elites like Salma, Tyra, Olivia Munn, Layla Kayleigh, Rose McGowan, Rhona Mitra, etc. My infinite god powers would allow me to just create whoever I desire...and they would be under my complete control of course.) are all there as my harem, inside my floating golden palace in the sky. That would be the best possible dream, imo. I would never want to wake up from this. It would be the most ideal existence...it's clearly superior to anything this world could possibly offer me.

[arcticninja]

I wish I would stop aging at 30. Except with more hair on my head and less hair everywhere else.

[Demon Dash]

while i agree that pot does help a bit with thinking outside the box, if you can handle them, shrooms will throw you way outside the box...it will send you places you never even imagined or could comprehend...

once again, i say this only to the people who can actually handle drugs and letting go...
Salvia Divinorum sends you some place crazy, I can tell you that... Shrooms where just kind of chilling for me, sure I was halucinating but it wasn't anything extremely out of this world to throw me out there...

[Million]

that broad in the anime...the "death goddess" or whatever she is in Bleach...she is SO hittable. She's like the anime version of Rachel Leigh Cook. Too adorable, that one...then she has that schoolgirl uniform on...ohhhh :sweat: There's a new #1 animated sexpot in town....the amazing Kagura will have to take a step down to the #2 spot. Anyway, it once again re-enforces the idea of just how hot the schoolgirl uniform is...and that if I ever **take a wife, she will be required to have it in her wardrobe, and be willing to dress up for me on frequent occasions. It's seriously not even up for negotiation. It's something that must be there for her to be "marriage material" in the first place. I will accept nothing less. (**"take", because of course no woman would marry me of her own free will. This is highly unlikely. I will have to rely on manipulation, scheming and other devious and generally "morally questionable" tactics to get my way.)

What happened to Boogerman? There should be a next-gen Boogerman game. Earthworm Jim needs a comeback game too.

[H-F Blade]

A friend of mine told me how his other friend doesn't have a cell phone. Which is why they had to make some last minute arrangement for a place to meet. It reminded me of a time when my friends and I were supposed to meet up with someone else. We had one hell of a time trying to find him because he just moved into a new apartment and we didn't have his apartment number and it didn't have a land phone. Needless to say he didn't have a cell phone either. I don't understand why anyone wouldn't have a cell phone these days especially if you're out a lot. It's gotten to the point where it's a necessity. There are just too many things that can go wrong these days and if you're out in the middle of nowhere without a cell (or any other contact medium) then you don't exist. Now this guy we were supposed to meet up with, he lived in a really expensive apartment complex, so I really don't think he didn't have one because his family couldn't afford service.

[angryliberal]

Salvia Divinorum sends you some place crazy, I can tell you that... Shrooms where just kind of chilling for me, sure I was halucinating but it wasn't anything extremely out of this world to throw me out there...

first time i took shrooms, all the mysteries of the universe seemed clear to me...of course that faded with the trip...

[Ne0phyte]

A friend of mine told me how his other friend doesn't have a cell phone. Which is why they had to make some last minute arrangement for a place to meet. It reminded me of a time when my friends and I were supposed to meet up with someone else. We had one hell of a time trying to find him because he just moved into a new apartment and we didn't have his apartment number and it didn't have a land phone. Needless to say he didn't have a cell phone either. I don't understand why anyone wouldn't have a cell phone these days especially if you're out a lot. It's gotten to the point where it's a necessity. There are just too many things that can go wrong these days and if you're out in the middle of nowhere without a cell (or any other contact medium) then you don't exist. Now this guy we were supposed to meet up with, he lived in a really expensive apartment complex, so I really don't think he didn't have one because his family couldn't afford service.
I have a "friend" who hates cell phones and doesn't have one. It's riduculous because one day he stopped over my room when I was like, down the hall, and of course he couldn't call me or anything so he went back home right after I got back. But he has a house phone, which he pays MORE for. It's really annoying.

I can't stand people who are on their phones all day and are obnoxious with them, but I'm not that way with mine so it doesn't matter. Keep it on vibrate, don't yell into it, and you're good.

[JonnyQuest]

this is how i feel about the whole thing..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxWmrHZkprc

[Muff Daddy]

speaking of cell phones...

http://www.phonebashing.com/movies/phonebash04.html :rofl:

http://www.phonebashing.com/

[Demon Dash]

this is how i feel about the whole thing..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxWmrHZkprc
That was nuts... Thanks... "Don't touch me you drink." lol...

[9999]

Have you tried imagining the unverse seased to exist and there literally was, nothing? It's hard to comprehend...

Kind of like imagining what there was before the big bang :looney:

[Demon Dash]

You want to know what I think of it all...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUWTTjisDSY&mode=related&search=

Kind of like imagining what there was before the big bang :looney:
Yeah... The universe exists, to powers greater than billions and billions of super computers... It's crawling with life, death, civilisation, cotastropie... How can something, or everything for that matter, die and the universe cease to exist all together? Nothing, not even 12kb of memory, nothing...

You see I'm lost already...

[H-F Blade]

speaking of cell phones...

http://www.phonebashing.com/movies/phonebash04.html :rofl:

http://www.phonebashing.com/
That's some really funny shit right there. :lol:

[raisingstorm]

i was at gnc on line and the guy in front of me was like "you got a girlfriend?, this stuff will give you multiple orgasms, you don't have to be jealous anymore" i forget what it was called, but it probably makes your balls fall off after 12 usages

[Wolfgang McFierce]

Man, if someone grabbed my cell phone like that I'd hit them then and there.

[H-F Blade]

Uh oh the people outside are talking about a bunch of old cartoons. Especially the ones that were on for Saturday mornings. It's starting to bring back memories. >.<

[Cowboyday]

If we're evolved from monkeys... how come they have no hair on their asses and I have more hair on my ass than any other part of my body? Sometimes wiping my ass is like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet.

[Azrael]

Yesterday was apartment cleaning day with the GF. As there was nothing good on TV we were listening to music on shuffle as we clea