The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2 [Archive] - Page 51

Million

10-26-2006, 12:45 AM

speaking of that...I was checking myself out in the mirror yesterday...smiling does add some hot points. Really, I was looking incredible. Heh, it's fun to be so vain. Women are stupid not to want a piece of this.

Just posted over at a gfaqs board...but it's too good to let it go...copy/paste time:

People these days want to pretend they're above all that....it's "in style" to be a condescending, pretentious douche, that pretends to have such a high-brow taste for everything. Few people these days want to admit to loving a movie or game that has good ol' fashioned mega-violence, toilet humor, nudity, etc. Yeah yeah, go play Myst and watch your silly little "period piece" and random dull-as-shit "indie films" for film class...I'm busy actually having fun in life by not being ashamed about what entertains me. (yes, I'd say most of those types are pretending they only like high brow stuff...and they're in the closet about how awesome they secretly thought it was when they saw the vid of the guy in Gears of War CHAINSAWING a dude in half.) heh, the Gears chainsaw vid...that takes me back----1992. Mortal Kombat was out. It was "cool" or "ok"....and then I witnessed a fatality for the first time; SubZero pulling out a guy's head and spine. Words cannot convey how amazing this was to me at the time. I hadn't seen that kind of violence in a game at all until that point. I was just frozen there, like a deer in headlights. Immediately when getting home, I was on the phone to my so-called friend I refer to here as "Dumbass"(this was back when he wasn't that annoying, and actually reasonably cool to talk to), and he saw the greatness too....heh, a rare bonding moment there. Anyway...major moment in gaming history for me there....

Back to the shameless self-love...it's such an improvement over my junior high days. The funny thing back then was that I actually agreed with a the general notion that I was quite ugly back then. I don't even like to look at old pictures of myself during that period. Imagine an anorexic Michael Bivens(dude from Bell Biv Devoe and New Edition) with thick glasses and serious acne issues. That was me. However, my acknowledgement of ugliness did not make me hate people any less. I still fantasized about torturing every last one of them to death, then magically resurrecting them somehow, so I could do it again and again...indefinitely.

*why did Popeye have such a fucked up face? It looked like a cather's mitt....and what was up with those mutant forearms?

TheSix

10-26-2006, 12:59 AM

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/713/lolwtfqu1.jpg

What the fuck?
Best hiding spot is in plain sight I guess. lol

:rofl: :rofl:

JackTenrac!

10-26-2006, 02:46 AM

There was a time where people actually died on G.I. Joe. The only time I saw it was on the movie when Falcon's brother died. It was tragic compared to the crap they show nowadays on the tele. Death and cartoons. We've seen it, and it's been done on a serious note during the pre 95 era. Sigma seems to get it, but when Duke referred to his weapon as a "laser pistol", you knew that death wasn't gonna happen on this G.I. Joe. What? kids can't understand that there are times where people go away for a loooooong time and never return? you throw nutrition labels on Doritos, teach them how to love the social outcast, increase exercise methods for public schools, but heaven forbid if you tell them what "death" is through 2K television.

Demon Dash

10-26-2006, 02:47 AM

An open letter:

Dear Sorrows,

I hope you can swim.
Please step away from the edge of the building...

kindaichi

10-26-2006, 03:01 AM

i fucking hate it when underage girl hits on me

hello prison

Azrael

10-26-2006, 03:11 AM

There was a time where people actually died on G.I. Joe. The only time I saw it was on the movie when Falcon's brother died. It was tragic compared to the crap they show nowadays on the tele.
Classic Joe used to get the shit watered right out of it.

You had all these professional, trained soldiers for both G.I. Joe and Cobra, and hundreds of guns, and none of them ever hit anything. It was Star Wars Stormtrooper syndrome all over again. If a vehicle blew up, you clearly saw the driver and any passengers ejecting out before that happened. ...Back in the day, jet planes were courteous enough to wait until you escaped before blowing up, I guess.

Duke died in the movie, but that's because it was a movie and now the writers didn't have to answer to anyone. ...Well, he would have died, but given how poorly kids reacted to Optimus Prime's death in the Transformers movie (can you blame us?) it was hastily changed into a "coma". ...Which was Duke's 7,294 coma of the series. The hospital must have had a room specially prepared for him, just waiting for his next coma.

I think TV has come quite a long way since then. It's still nowhere near gritty, but they're not taking the bite out of it like they did before. In DBZ, people went to the "Other Dimension" - in Sailor Moon it was the Negaverse. And never mind the Power Rangers - where only monsters blew up and everyone could get kicked and punched and shot and sustain no injuries whatsoever.

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Demon Dash, is that avatar fanart? Was that in the movie? I don't remember there being such a detailed close-up of Coronation Starscream.

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How long does it take for a premium subscription to kick in anyway?

Mechanica

10-26-2006, 04:54 AM

:rofl: :rofl:

^^^ that! Hahah.

Demon Dash

10-26-2006, 05:08 AM

Demon Dash, is that avatar fanart? Was that in the movie? I don't remember there being such a detailed close-up of Coronation Starscream.
I found a nice buch of screen shots I'm going to use as avatars...

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/2073/emperorsb8.jpg

JackTenrac!

10-26-2006, 06:15 AM

Classic Joe used to get the shit watered right out of it.

You had all these professional, trained soldiers for both G.I. Joe and Cobra, and hundreds of guns, and none of them ever hit anything. It was Star Wars Stormtrooper syndrome all over again. If a vehicle blew up, you clearly saw the driver and any passengers ejecting out before that happened. ...Back in the day, jet planes were courteous enough to wait until you escaped before blowing up, I guess.

Duke died in the movie, but that's because it was a movie and now the writers didn't have to answer to anyone. ...Well, he would have died, but given how poorly kids reacted to Optimus Prime's death in the Transformers movie (can you blame us?) it was hastily changed into a "coma". ...Which was Duke's 7,294 coma of the series. The hospital must have had a room specially prepared for him, just waiting for his next coma.

I think TV has come quite a long way since then. It's still nowhere near gritty, but they're not taking the bite out of it like they did before. In DBZ, people went to the "Other Dimension" - in Sailor Moon it was the Negaverse. And never mind the Power Rangers - where only monsters blew up and everyone could get kicked and punched and shot and sustain no injuries whatsoever.

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That was changed?! Since when? I thought Duke died. He was stabbed with something. And btw, they hit some of the bad guys( the twins got shot in the movie, but it just wounded them.). You'd think Duke would've got amnesia or something or paralyzed. Or just some sort of injury for sustaining such blows.

How true that was for the OG series(not the new adventures, or Extreme). Sgt. Slaughter and Falcon were officially broken in the first movie. A missle hits the jeep and both of them fly out. Fly out. Ejection. That just was wierd in itself. No wonder why those recruits so hurriedly joined the Joes.

Power Rangers, however, is now a mixture. Season 01-03: The monsters die, but in one of the In Space eps, a few of the old monsters showed up in a bar on another planet even though they "died". Also, some rangers were hurt badly or defeated to the point where they had to be at rest. In Time Force, Alex was injured and sustained alot of bleeding and injuries. Faked death, I believe. Jen(Erica Cahill) and the others probably were defeated alot. Waking up from a defeat or so. And Wes dies in SPD. So yeah, there were injuries.

Guess you're right, Az. Why can't they just kill cartoon characters in American cartoons. Anime does it all the time and we're still cool with it. Mu died in Gundam and I didn't cry and wouldn't cry if I was 12 or so.

..meh.

Million

10-26-2006, 06:16 AM

I thought "next dimension!" sounded ok for DBZ at the time. I figured it was just another way of saying "death"....and it seemed to fit with the mystic/magical elements of the show. The Yamcha Factor™ is hilarious though. YF™ is of course those moments in cartoons where they have to show someone ejecting, even if the aircraft/vehicle completely blew up with no possible chance of escape: "Look! I can see their parachutes! They're ok!" Ohhhh I'll never forget seeing the YF™ for the first time...my friend and I laughed for a long time off that. There were no parachutes. But yeah, it was pretty obvious that the original intent of Duke's big scene in the movie was that he was killed by Serpentor. That dramatic "Yo....Joe..." barely coming out was clearly his last words.
*edit---Yamcha Factor may need to be changed to Tien Factor, as I'm suddenly not sure which character said that infamous line about the parachutes that we couldn't see.

In Power Rangers...Lost Galaxy, I think...the first Pink Ranger of the season, played by Valerie Vernon...her character actually died. It still surprises me. She was replaced by the DELICIOUS "Karone", Andross' previously-evil sister from In Space. Also, while it didn't happen in the regular season...it is revealed in SPD that Time Force Red was killed in battle. This was especially a surprise, considering Disney owned the franchise by then. Yet another surprise was how they let the A-Squad rangers in that season just be evil on their own...with no usual bullshit way of explaining it(you'd expect a kids' show like PR to later say "oh they were brainwashed by Grumm" or something)

My glorious 4-day weekend begins now...I'm feeling fanfucktastic.

*--don't tell me people who play PC games usually play on keyboards...if so, damn that's....that's just disgusting. I understand the FPS crowd loves it's keyboard/mouse combo...that particular genre is understandable....but other games like Phantasy Star Universe or something old and emulated like Contra? Please, someone tell me most of you guys use a 3rd party controller or something for things that aren't FPS....

JackTenrac!

10-26-2006, 07:09 AM

I thought "next dimension!" sounded ok for DBZ at the time. I figured it was just another way of saying "death"....and it seemed to fit with the mystic/magical elements of the show. The Yamcha Factor™ is hilarious though. YF™ is of course those moments in cartoons where they have to show someone ejecting, even if the aircraft/vehicle completely blew up with no possible chance of escape: "Look! I can see their parachutes! They're ok!" Ohhhh I'll never forget seeing the YF™ for the first time...my friend and I laughed for a long time off that. There were no parachutes. But yeah, it was pretty obvious that the original intent of Duke's big scene in the movie was that he was killed by Serpentor. That dramatic "Yo....Joe..." barely coming out was clearly his last words.
*edit---Yamcha Factor may need to be changed to Tien Factor, as I'm suddenly not sure which character said that infamous line about the parachutes that we couldn't see.

In Power Rangers...Lost Galaxy, I think...the first Pink Ranger of the season, played by Valerie Vernon...her character actually died. It still surprises me. She was replaced by the DELICIOUS "Karone", Andross' previously-evil sister from In Space. Also, while it didn't happen in the regular season...it is revealed in SPD that Time Force Red was killed in battle. This was especially a surprise, considering Disney owned the franchise by then. Yet another surprise was how they let the A-Squad rangers in that season just be evil on their own...with no usual bullshit way of explaining it(you'd expect a kids' show like PR to later say "oh they were brainwashed by Grumm" or something)

Actually, Knedrix was brought back to life at the end of the series

That was something. How did Wes die? Not between the Time Force arc, I assume. He did some dirty work there fighting all those puddy-types in the last few episodes with Erik( I think).

As for evil, it had to happen. Disney must've answered alot of parental questions with the self greed thing. "What if good kids go bad? or Billy wants Susie's toys so badly, that he did anything to get it without any influence, and how will he/they be punished?" inquiries must've changed their perspective on PR. Proof that there were some little moms on the set. If it were Saban's PR, you'd get waaaaay more story towards it. Similar to Blue Centurian's side switching.

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Trident Splash...gum with goo in it. Red goo. Last piece. Gonna find out if it's true. :)

arcticninja

10-26-2006, 07:18 AM

some motherfucking piece of shit ball licker stole my chair at work. I want to find that person, force him to watch me kill his family, then stab out his eyes so that's last thing he will ever see.

What the fuck is wrong with our society when people steal chairs? Like, I purposely pick the worst chair in the whole office so that no one will steal it, then it gets stolen.

I'm going to be hella grouchy today.

Dan?

10-26-2006, 07:18 AM

Yeah, Duke lived for exactly the reason Azrael said. Honestly, as much as I love the GI Joe movie, it's a downhill experience. NOTHING beats that opening, absolutely nothing. It's a three-minute battle opening, and it's fantastic.

Cobra: Alright, let's attack their Statue of Liberty Shindig. *punches cameras*
GI Joe: Viper pleeeeeeeeeease, YO JOE! *takes off from behind the Statue of Liberty wearing jet packs and firing bazookas*
Cobra: Oh snap! Cooooooooobraaaaaaaaaaaaa CoBRAAAAAAAAA! *launches trouble bubbles*
Snake Eyes: ...*kills everyone*
Cobra: x.x
GI Joe: *waves flag* YOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!

The rest of the movie is kind of a letdown after that kind of opening.

Much love to Quiche for my new av.

I'm having trouble with Oro these days. s.:mp: :r: half-hour juggle...ish unbrockable.

Rico!

10-26-2006, 07:26 AM

angryliberal

10-26-2006, 07:35 AM

my personal pet peeves about pr0n:

-15 minute scenes with 11 minute blowjobs
-blowjobs period, actually
-cumshots
-guys that wont shut up ("oooooh yeah...YEAH...how does that cock feel in your pussy!?!")
-zoom-in's on the guy's face AT ALL

Well, its all just stuff I have to deal with since I only watch straight porn

if that shit bothers you, you should stick to lesbian porn...

how can you hate cumshots?!? how can you hate the shit guys say in porn?!?

greatest line i ever heard in porn -

dude: so what do you wanna do?
girl: i dunno, pool's kinda cold...
dude: ever try anal sex?

i have yet to hear a single line in porn that made my day more than that one...

arcticninja

10-26-2006, 07:40 AM

I hate it when guys don't shut up in porn too. Like, I'm trying to fap here, do you mind?

Of course, this isn't a problem if you watch lesbian porn. But that gets old after a while.

Azrael

10-26-2006, 07:54 AM

That was changed?! Since when? I thought Duke died. He was stabbed with something.
Yeah, Duke got stabbed in the heart with a snake from Serpentor. ...Which, if you ask me, would have been a BAD ASS death. How many people can say they went out by a snake to the heart? ...Except Steve Irwin, and even then it was a stingray.

Since they'd already finished the artwork by the time Prime's death backlash rolled around, they just changed a few lines to have Duke be in a coma instead of dead. At the end of the movie, you hear Doc on the radio telling the Joes that Duke woke up. ...Of course, this is a dubbed in line - the Joes were cheering cause they'd stomped Cobra-La. If you watch it knowing this, it becomes really apparent.

And yes, the GI Joe movie theme was awesomeness squared.

The problem with Power Rangers was that kids were trying to imitate them and were beating themselves to death. ...The answer was to sanitize the violence, but IMHO that was the worse thing to do - show kids fantasy violence with no ill effects whatsoever. People don't bat an eye at PR now, but back in the day it had a LOT of soccer moms up in arms.

Million - Tien is the one who said the infamous parachute line. That line is legendary in dubbed anime history, right up there with Lita's "Talents" from Sailor Moon. Tien also got his arm chopped off by Nappa, and for some unexplained reason says "you just wait until it grows back!"

There were a lot of dubbed gems from the early days of Pioneer/Saban's DBZ dub, but it's been a while and I've forgotten them, sadly. In the "sanitized" version of Gundam Wing on Toonami, they changed "killing" someone to "stopping" them.

I found a nice buch of screen shots I'm going to use as avatars...

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/2073/emperorsb8.jpg
Man that's a sweet Screamer pic. He looks so smug and content too, has no idea he's about to get blasted into dust.

Man, what a great character he was. I might not hate the movie as much if they'd at least allowed Starscream to live.

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I hate cumshots too. ...Why do people like them, anyway?

Muff Daddy

10-26-2006, 08:39 AM

Much love to Quiche for my new av.

:rofl: i'm loving the av Dan? - quality stuff

:clap: :tup:

--porn--

i'm curious to see what people say: if you had to choose betwen a porn that ends in a facial or internal creampie, which would you choose?

without cumshots i think we'd be left wondering just what happened. sure, i suppose that we could simply INFER that the on-screen sex ended in a mighty Skeeting. but i think we've come to expect some sort of "proof", a.k.a. the Money Shot™.

there are so many c-shots to choose from its turned into a way of categorizing porn in general: facials, carpet bombings, back-shots, internal creampies, etc.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

10-26-2006, 08:41 AM

my personal pet peeves about pr0n:

-guys that wont shut up ("oooooh yeah...YEAH...how does that cock feel in your pussy!?!")
-zoom-in's on the guy's face AT ALL

Pure irrefutable win.

Feel free to leave your volume on if you ever want to hear some of the most retarded "dirty" talk imaginable.

P.S. - You also forgot women who actually spit on the cock before performing the fellatio (What the fuck?) and any form of foreplay lasting more than ten minutes.

arcticninja

10-26-2006, 09:07 AM

what's "foreplay"?

Muff Daddy

10-26-2006, 09:31 AM

-guys that wont shut up ("oooooh yeah...YEAH...how does that cock feel in your pussy!?!")

Pure irrefutable win.

Feel free to leave your volume on if you ever want to hear some of the most retarded "dirty" talk imaginable.

i agree with this too. but some girls get off on stuff like this (which is why i think it find its way into porn). this goes right along with mild choking, hair pulling, throat banging, slapping, pinching, and so on. and a lot of guys i know tend to brag about how they talk shit to their girl while they are giving it to them. i think it may have been someone posting on here actually, about how they would brag about winning a verbal argument from earlier in the day during sex with their girl.

guys start doing retarded shit like this because women fuck the game up with their sick ass fetishes. they place a lot of silly demands on males. such as: "omg the cute and nice boys are afraid to grab my tits and pull my hair and treat me rough. and even though i like nice boys, i can't get off unless some Alpha male asshole gets a hold of me and dominates my face and fucks my throat, and treats me like his cum dumpster. i want a man to punish my worthless life with his cock and i can't get off unless they punch me in the back of the head..." and blah blah blah, blah blah.

something thats also funny: most women claim to not have penis envy, but when asked what they'd do if they did have a penis, the first thing that they say they'd do is rape someone. when presented with that hypothetical scenario they can't help but to imagine what it would be like to have that "thing" to rape someone with. i've even had a girl admit to me that if she had a penis she would rape women because of the way they treat men - essentially saying that she would just take the pussy. sex is totally one-sided for them. i was reading in some magazine about how some feminist was trying to re-phrase the way we talk about sex; trying to get women to say that they "envelop" men instead of them "getting penetrated" - or some dumb shit like that. women don't "envelop" men with their cooter, they get penetrated, plain and simple, so if they did have a penis, they'd want to do some penetrating themselves.

Demon Dash

10-26-2006, 09:35 AM

In other news...

Women are sluts...

When they want to be...

Remy Saotome

10-26-2006, 09:47 AM

*--don't tell me people who play PC games usually play on keyboards...if so, damn that's....that's just disgusting. I understand the FPS crowd loves it's keyboard/mouse combo...that particular genre is understandable....but other games like Phantasy Star Universe or something old and emulated like Contra? Please, someone tell me most of you guys use a 3rd party controller or something for things that aren't FPS....No seriously... I use the plain ol' keyboard when playing emu or such. And keyboard/mouse >>>>>>> controller for FPS and RTS.

My own thoughts:
Why in the holy fuck was the Brisco County, Jr. DVD collection eighty damn dollars? If my parents hadn't been kind enough to get that for my birthday, I never would've afforded it. Thanks mom and dad!

Million

10-26-2006, 10:27 AM

Well...if it came down to playing something like Super C, Megaman 3, Ninja Gaiden 2, etc. etc. on a keyboard or not at all....I just wouldn't play it at all. That's nonsense to me.

The current shit picture that I use for the cell.phone wallpaper continues to be hilarious. It goes perfectly with the "diarrhea blast" sound I have set as the ringtone.

The Nightmare on Elm St dvd collection(1 thru "New Nightmare") is only 45.99 at Best Buy!!! I would've bought it immediately, if my account wasn't already taking some critical hits at the moment. Perhaps I can put it on dad's card....or "suggest" it as a birthday or christmas present.... anyway, just 46 bucks?! That seems cheap to me, considering it's 7 movies. In comparison, the Friday the 13th set(1 thru part 8) is 57.99. For some reason, there apparently is no Halloween set. Maybe it's because part 3 is some trash that has nothing to do with Michael Myers? Part 3 ruins the order. I still get annoyed just thinking about that...

*yeah...the average response I've noticed from the penis question is that they want to see what it's like to piss standing up.

RaishinX

10-26-2006, 10:32 AM

most women claim to not have penis envy, but when asked what they'd do if they did have a penis, the first thing that they say they'd do is rape someone.

-Whoa....That's bad. Never heard of that one before, either. The first thing you'd do is rape someone? Goddamn....that can't be healthy.

-You know what? When I can afford it, I'm gonna have all my head hair cut real low. And I'll grow stubble to match it. This aint' too bad a look.

-Why the hell did my dad eat half of my planned dinner. Eat at work mufucka. J/K

-....nope, I got nuthin'

Stabby

10-26-2006, 10:38 AM

Remy, so explain whats up? Get on AIM, I want to hear the damn story!

Demon Dash

10-26-2006, 11:24 AM

This (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/mf.html) is how I feel right now...

H-F Blade

10-26-2006, 11:32 AM

Ok so some people tried to have some little reunion on msn and I was invited. It was really small, only like 3 other people. One guy left as soon as I was invited and the guy that started the whole thing said he left because he hates me. Oh well, I hate that guy too so consider it even. We got in a conflict almost a year ago and it seems he's still sore about it. If he wants to lose sleep over it, then that's fine with me. Because I won't.

RaishinX

10-26-2006, 11:36 AM

This (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/mf.html) is how I feel right now...

Holy fuck!

Dan?

10-26-2006, 11:40 AM

-Why the hell did my dad eat half of my planned dinner. Eat at work mufucka. J/K

Eating at work is top tier. I spam the eat at work assist so my wallet can build meter.

Right now, it needs to build a ton of meter. I'm white! I'm supposed to be rich or something, aren't I? Sure, it ain't like I've gotta worry about cops if I'm jus chillin, but it's not like anyone's cuttin me a check...

Hunter D

10-26-2006, 12:06 PM

I have no problem with chicks getting facials in porn. Probably because I have never hosed a bitch down. Cooling a bitch off is something I want to do once in my life.

Demon Dash

10-26-2006, 12:20 PM

I have no problem with chicks getting facials in porn.
Nor in your avatar either huh?

:wonder:

Master Chibi

10-26-2006, 12:27 PM

This (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/mf.html) is how I feel right now...

holy shit they made another.

wow guiled completely fucked up.

this one's fucking awesome XD

H-F Blade

10-26-2006, 12:39 PM

Some idiot construction worker told me that I wasn't allowed to bike on campus, which is BS because gazillions of other people do it all the time. Add to the fact that every 100 feet there are bike racks. He actually ran after me for a little bit but there was no way he would've caught me.

Remy Saotome

10-26-2006, 12:55 PM

Remy, so explain whats up? Get on AIM, I want to hear the damn story!Okay Stabby... I'll get on AIM sometime soon. Prolly not til tomorrow though. I haven't fed my WoW addiction yet today (no, that isn't why I've been absent), and then I have to sleep before work tonight.

EDIT: Can you post your AIM ID please Stabby? It's been so long that I can't remember it and I may need a new account.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

10-26-2006, 01:41 PM

:rofl:

Dan?'s new avatar is simply award winning.

TheSix

10-26-2006, 01:49 PM

Has anyone ever been with a girl that let you do a facial? Or does this only exsist in p0rn land?

You want to know who's annoying? That first mexican guy they had doing BangBus. I could not watch the shit at all no matter how fine the girl was because I wanted to suplex that guy. He'd never shut up....ever. Even the actors were like "STFU AND LET US FUCK FOR CHRIST SAKE!".

Demon Dash

10-26-2006, 02:04 PM

So how are those Zebras coming along...?

Dan?

10-26-2006, 02:10 PM

blah blah blah Zebras

It always boggled my mind just how many animals have the Zebra-pattern stripes on their fur. Some of them only have it on their legs, kind of leg Goodwill Zebre pants or something. You'd think that would be sort of unique, but I guess not. Baffling.[/Bubble Pipe]

My bosses just got in a big shouting match. Slavic languages make for some of the best arguementative tongues, I tell ya.

I just fixed another watch hardcore. One step closer to being a fully-fledged Chrono-Smith!

TheSix

10-26-2006, 02:22 PM

So how are those Zebras coming along...?

Fuck Zebras. I tried to get one to let me inside that fortune cookie but I found a Ostridge that was willing to deep throat. It's a god damn shame I tell you.

I only fuck with Ostridge now.

Million

10-26-2006, 04:21 PM

I wonder how large ostridge dookey is...I wonder how ostridges look when they fuck. I bet that's quite an amusing sight.

On a field trip in elementary school...I think it was 1st grade...I remember a goat shit on my right shoe. It was just dry "dookeyballs", so no real nastiness....obviously, diarrhea shit would've been the worst case scenario. Heh, they were indeed perfectly round though...

I'm so far behind on horror films. I haven't even seen a new one since the 90s! Yeah, none of the later Halloweens, none of the Saws(which look amazing, imo), no Hostile, no Grudge, etc. etc. I think the most recent horror film I've seen was The Ring. This is due to laziness and cheapness. *eh, actually The Ring was earlier 2000s, I think....but yeah. I haven't been much of an active "moviegoer" or whatever since I started college.

JackTenrac!

10-26-2006, 04:44 PM

So...a company screwed up on my credit card, giving me a credit of $350 CAD. What do I do now?

hmm....

...I'MMA GO TO...

...hooters. NBCya!

Hunter D

10-26-2006, 04:55 PM

I wonder how large ostridge dookey is...I wonder how ostridges look when they fuck. I bet that's quite an amusing sight.

:rofl:

Dangerous J

10-26-2006, 04:55 PM

Im not into horror movies, but i really liked the first SAW movie more of a clever, yet grisly thriller imo

H-F Blade

10-26-2006, 06:08 PM

I hope I don't get caught in traffic on the way home tomorrow.

Serpent

10-26-2006, 06:17 PM

Demon Dash

10-26-2006, 06:18 PM

Zzz...

H-F Blade

10-26-2006, 07:31 PM

My internet was running slow earlier because our provider was doing something in our area. We weren't experiencing any problems so I have no idea why they had to perform maintenance.

Dan?

10-26-2006, 08:02 PM

My internet was running slow earlier because our provider was doing my mother.

I am sooooooooooooo witty.

History of Astronomy is the class of the DEVIL.

Rico!

10-26-2006, 08:13 PM

lawl... that rapist pic sheng long posted still has me laughing

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i've heard that they have contact lenses purely for changing your eye color. where can i get some of these? (red possessed eyes woot!)

H-F Blade

10-26-2006, 08:31 PM

I really hate it when some really obscure song or a song that I hate gets stuck in my head. <.<

mr. newbie

10-26-2006, 08:50 PM

all guys-sausage fest

all girls- fish fry

i'm clever. have a better name?

Rico!

10-26-2006, 09:01 PM

you know what, all this talk about blu-ray.... if I watched a dvd and a blu-ray of the same movie playing side by side, would I be able to tell the difference?

9999

10-26-2006, 09:21 PM

all guys-sausage fest

all girls- fish fry

i'm clever. have a better name?

All guys - Testicle Festival.

I havent seen Remy post in forever until the last page.

AdverseSolutions

10-26-2006, 11:24 PM

the only reason blue ray is being talked up is because its a whole new way of getting consumers to rebuy everything they own.

Demon Dash

10-27-2006, 03:25 AM

I really hate it when some really obscure song or a song that I hate gets stuck in my head. <.<
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abikB8y5Uqs

*grinds teeth*

nameingway

10-27-2006, 05:27 AM

Has anyone ever been with a girl that let you do a facial?

yes, it was pretty funny.

10-27-2006, 06:38 AM

all chicks = clam chowder?

You guys think gay porn has titty-fucking?

My DVD recorder glitched out, how shitty...now I have to send it in to get fixed, no clue what that's gonna cost.

RaishinX

10-27-2006, 08:42 AM

There's nothing like being told you aren't worth an eight minute car ride when the guy (literally) living right around the corner is.

Shinto

10-27-2006, 10:01 AM

Dan Im in love with your ava. mind if I secks it.

mr. newbie

10-27-2006, 10:04 AM

i gave her the wrong number. the first time in months i have the house ALL TO MYSELF i give her the wrong number. i know the apartment where she lives, but i'm not gonna knock door to door like some androgynous jrpg hero.

testicle festival and clam chowder made me lol. nothin like srk in the morning.

fishjie

10-27-2006, 10:39 AM

So I go out drinking with my buddies and I'm chatting up the bartendress and she totally hooks me up with a free drink - a jaegar bomb. i'm liek "OMG THX" and shes like "^_^ NP"

but alas unlike a good PUA i could not score an "f close" or whatever the hell they call it. i was just chatting for the sake of chatting, in my ongoing project to "STEP YO GAME UP"

but yeah, there was this shit talking 80 lb cripple in a wheelchair, who was running his mouth on like 200 + lb buff people, so me and her just made fun of him. GOOD TIMES! making fun of others, the key to getting free drinks.

i guess my next step is to come back with a wingwoman, who i've taken to this bar before, and naturally this will induce jealousy. WIN!!!1111

Dan?

10-27-2006, 10:59 AM

Dan Im in love with your ava. mind if I secks it.

No, I don't mind at all. Just be sure to take a number and wait for your turn.

Fishjie: I know what you're talking about, chatting chicks up gets free stuff. I kept this red-head in my Russian history class laughing for most of today since the professor decided to get her sick on. For some reason she then promised to bring me cookies on Monday, as long as I allowed her free reign to touch the mutton chops.

Murt!

10-27-2006, 04:21 PM

BK Quad Stacker = godly.

Wolfgang McFierce

10-27-2006, 07:29 PM

i strained a muscle in my mouth, i can't even open it now cause it hurts.

AdverseSolutions

10-27-2006, 08:23 PM

all girls = clam bake

p.s. damage control out of houston, texas = best rap show in the country

Rico!

10-27-2006, 10:02 PM

I hate when I'm doing something I shouldn't really be doing in public and someone sees me doing it. You all know it: area looks void of any other human life, so you decide to let out a fart, pick your nose, etc. Then, someone comes around the corner or maybe they were in the area the whole time and you didn't see them. I always want to kill myself when this happens. x_x

Dios <-X->

10-27-2006, 10:03 PM

i strained a muscle in my mouth, i can't even open it now cause it hurts.

Bukkake training

Wolfgang McFierce

10-27-2006, 10:38 PM

Bukkake training

:rofl: :rofl:

:confused:

Carpet Lint

10-27-2006, 11:12 PM

but yeah, there was this shit talking 80 lb cripple in a wheelchair, who was running his mouth on like 200 + lb buff people, so me and her just made fun of him. GOOD TIMES! making fun of others, the key to getting free drinks.
Specifically, making fun of the handicapped - ALWAYS a lock for good times.

I remember when I went to check out an anime/comic book con a few years back - I was taking pictures of every single Spike Spiegel cosplayer I could find. Because there's just something extra funny about Spike cosplayers - it's like he was so cool that the huge dropoff in coolness from Real Spike to Cosplayer Spike is just too funny to handle.

At one point I saw this tiny, shrivelled up mess of a human being in a wheelchair in full Spike cosplay...and I couldn't stop laughing. I broke down - had the tears going down and the stomach cramping up and everything. Looking back I wish to God that I could have composed myself enough to go up and ask for a picture, because it would have been fucking comedy gold and would spread throughout the internet like a glorious wild fire.

But I didn't want to offend him or anything so I wanted to do it like I honestly thought he was really cool...which was impossible because I just could not catch my breath long enough to go two sentences without breaking down.

Plus his mom was there with him - to push his wheelchair - and I actually started to feel a bit bad for him.

Poor guy's probably stuck in a hospital room for most of his life because of some bizarre, auto-immune or bone marrow related disease that has already stricken him of his ability to walk...and maybe he only gets a couple days a year to go out into the world, supervised by his loving mother.

Although...if he wants to waste those days cosplaying as Spike, that's really his problem and completely subject to legitimate ridicule.

That mental snap shot I took always keeps me warm at night. Anime conventions are the funniest things ever.

RoninChaos

10-28-2006, 12:39 AM

I've been going back thru and listening to some old albums that I listened to when I was a kid and I've been really suprised at some of the stuff I've found. I've always been into music, but going back now, as an adult and listening to some of the stuff I didn't understand when I was a kid is a real fucking trip.

Bands like U2, who, in my opinion aren't that great now, were really fucking incredible back in the day. And I always knew that, but now that I'm older and I have a lot of experiences to draw on, their older music has taken on a really different light in my eyes. Songs like One and With or Without You, which I really liked when I was younger, have a whole different meaning to me now.

Crazy shit. U2 was REALLY deep back in the day.

"You say Love is a temple, Love the higher Law. You ask me to enter, but then you make me crawl, and I can't keep holding on to what you got, when all you got is hurt."

Reminds me of stuff I'd rather not thing about but, man, Bono really had a way with words back in the day.

VG Emblem

10-28-2006, 12:51 AM

mr. newbie

10-28-2006, 12:59 AM

basicly religion is one giant cock-block.

Murt!

10-28-2006, 02:51 AM

Wow. The best friend of a girl I was trying to get next to fucking lied about me to get her friend (1st girl) to hate me. :tdown:. :tdown: indeed.

Raiko

10-28-2006, 04:05 AM

That Camp Lazzlo cartoon is hilarious when watched on mute. Ridiculous.

JackTenrac!

10-28-2006, 05:11 AM

What's the deal with "former reckless playboys turned family oriented" middle aged men hanging with guys younger and more unsettled than them?

...seriously. I now hate meeting them. At times, there are moments where I can be inspired by them, such as their way of dress and talk. However, they discredit themselves when their attitude is contradicting. Or is it just me?

And the clinginglyness. I hate the fact that they do this. I mind my own business and there he is, telling me to sit with him and his 40 yr. something friends. And we have NOT MUCH IN COMMON. If it were just him, I wouldn't mind it because he's cool. If it was a bar and I didn't look to get anything but a drink and some laughs, yep. But this is a FREAKEN train and 17:53! I was about to get my groove on with some Kenshin eps, look at some ladies and see if I'm in the mood, play some KoF after a rough day of dealing with two people at work talking about absolutely nothing at all in the finance dept. AS I was trying to make paper, and there it is. The ultimate anime-block. Then, he's telling that I should keep persuing a chic 4 years older than I who is in a MUCHO SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP like it's him getting it and HE'S FREAKEN MARRIED.

It's like time rewinds their minds when they do this and it needs to stop. ADVICE: GO StRAIGHT HOME(JAIL), DON'T PASS GO AND BE A FREAKEN FAMILY MAN, YOU DAMN GUILES!

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VG, sounds like a double-standard. Bet if some white kids joined an african-american majority college and got cut because they were white, all of those supporters of that 2% freshman in that other college would turn a blind eye to it, saying that it wasn't meant to be. That situation was probably made so because the committee failed to look at the statistics of the tests conducted other statistics before they made the assumption of racism. Probably the standards are high and many black people do not apply because of the intimidation, then you got the odd so who do and get cut, then you the other population who go to different schools and such because of the current student body, and those who said that it wasn't it. You see where I am coming from and going to with this estimate?

It sounds totally as if it were based on a big assumption.

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Sexually oriented plugs are man's gift to power and God's gift to the humidity of stupidity. Male to female as Female to male. Not that hard. Except when you come between them and nearly get an injection of currents to your vital system. Surge of power my ass. It's like an electrical DO NOT DISTURB sign as you feel the door shut on the peep session of the two getting it on. BLANKA shock in your arm.

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I see the khakis as $39 marked down to $29. Get up to the cashier and diss her adding skills. The pants come up to $22. Owning is fun.

Dasiatic

10-28-2006, 08:43 AM

I had a funny thought while while reading a back issue of XXL, while passing around some weed with some friends of mine...

What if Parrappa the Rapper had a new game with gangster rap. Im not talking about old school gangster rap like N.W.A. or Ice Cube's Predator. Im talking about the mainstream G-unit type shit thats going on.

Like, intead of him being in that dojo with his sensei onion, he got this stage thats like "Money in the bank" style, and he's all covered in jewels.
depending on the lyrics, he gotta press the appropiate button that performs the action that relates to the lyric the most.

he could press:
X to slap a random bitch on the ass
O to pour some liquor on it
Triangle to take out a 45 and shoot a random background character. the game automaticaly replaces him with another background character after a while. The game does'nt allow you to shoot everybody though.
Square to smile really wide and show the grills on his teeth.
R1 to take out a remote control and press a button to activate the hydrolics on his car.
R2 to take his hoe and throw her across the room for the fuck of it.
L1 to take his chain and start dancing.

PARRAPA THE RAPPER: KEEPIN IT GANGSTA!!

im sure this game will destroy hiphop's image even from overseas.

any suggestions?

Demon Dash

10-28-2006, 08:50 AM

^Yeah there should be a mini game where you have to roll a joint as fast as you can by tapping X and O. You then have to press left and right to lick the skins and rotate the analog stick to roll it over. If you win Parrappa then smokes it and you get cool colourful stoned effects in the next stage...

Remy Saotome

10-28-2006, 09:17 AM

During my absence, I have discovered that sex is highly, highly overrated. Like unbelievably so.

Most people make it sound like it is a 50 bajillion out of 10, and I'd say more like a 6 or 7 out of 10.

maxx

10-28-2006, 09:52 AM

Dasiatic

10-28-2006, 10:09 AM

AdverseSolutions

10-28-2006, 10:12 AM

haha me and a guy from work convinced one of the guys we work with to lose his virginity in a threesome.....lol. this is gonna be the most hilarious and epic first time story ever.....i dont think i have ever heard of anyone losing it, in a 3some.

as soon as he's got his dick deep in whatever tranny you've hired for the job, burst out of the closet with the cameras, post to break.com = crouch cancel.

Demon Dash

10-28-2006, 10:14 AM

LOL. that owns the fuck outta my idea.
I don't know, spanking hoes asses sounds pretty fun...

maxx

10-28-2006, 10:23 AM

as soon as he's got his dick deep in whatever tranny you've hired for the job, burst out of the closet with the cameras, post to break.com = crouch cancel.

nah haha he's having the threesome with his g/f and her friend. but the whole work up to this situation was hilarious...me and this guy are co-managers and we took him to the side and made him think this was the most epic event in male history..telling him he'll become a legend...we boosted that fools ego to catastrophic levels...like he needed to lose it in a threesome cuz his story will go down as legend. lol sooo funny.

Demon Dash

10-28-2006, 10:25 AM

Dasiatic

10-28-2006, 10:31 AM

dont forget the liquor.

O...X.....O...X,X,X,X,X,X...O..X

"8 hit combo, good!. super gauge gained:13pts."

O,X~X~X,O,O....O,O...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

"23 hit combo, wonderful!."

O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O,....XXXXXXXXXXX

"11 hit combo. hey, save some of that liquor"

XXXXXXOOOOOXXXXXOOOXOXOXOXOXOOOXXOOOOO

"Holy shit, you killin the bitch! stop!!! Super gauge full!!!"

yeah, i know parrappa never had a "super meter", but eh...

maxx

10-28-2006, 10:33 AM

Losing your virginity to two is pretty damn awesome, I have to say...

oh indeed it is...its just how we told him is soo funny. but hey his girls a nympho and if they break up shit ill steal that lol.

so in other news, i'm chaperoning of my karate kids b-day party. he's turning 14 or 15 i forget and we're going to a haunted house. and he's rich, which is always nice..knowing a rich black family, so we're going there in a limo haha.

Dasiatic

10-28-2006, 10:39 AM

nah haha he's having the threesome with his g/f and her friend. but the whole work up to this situation was hilarious...me and this guy are co-managers and we took him to the side and made him think this was the most epic event in male history..telling him he'll become a legend...we boosted that fools ego to catastrophic levels...like he needed to lose it in a threesome cuz his story will go down as legend. lol sooo funny.

sounds like this guy can be easily manipulated. you shouldve said that the ultimate way to lose his virginity is from a 2-time transexual midget with lung cancer, who had 14 plastic surgeries on his/her chest and parts of her/his facial area.

only then, he would truly go down as a legend.
I would'nt shake his hand, but still....thats pretty legendary.

Serpent

10-28-2006, 10:42 AM

Wow...just wow.

Today in the news I saw a story about this black community comittee (or something like that) and they were angry about how in some major college here in California only 2% of the freshmen class is black. They're apparently very upset about this, and blame it on some proposion (I think Proposition 290...) that says that colleges must not descriminate when recruiting students.

So, let me proccess this....you only like descrimination when it's in the favor of your "people"? So if they just put a shitload more black kids into the school who don't deserve it above other students you'd be happy? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BACKASSWARDS LOGIC IS THAT?!

Jesus Christ, shit like this pisses me off to no end.

That's assuming that the people that would get in don't deserve it. Do you actually have any proof for that? You're just making assumptions and then claiming you're being logical, but that's hella dumb. I've personally always felt standardized test scores should trump grades and race, we should all just be given a number when we apply somewhere, and basically just have to send in a writing sample and a test score and that's it. No names until after the decision is made, no biased grades (grades are stupid subjective, unless it's a blind grading system, which only law schools use). The fact is, there's still racism, and nobody wants a truly objective system because white people know their system benefits them and don't want to give it up, and black people don't want a truly objective system because they too want an advantage. This is why my system will never be used, even though it's the best, most fair one. It should be the system used on every single level of school, with very thorough proctoring to make sure nobody cheats. Prep schools should also be outlawed, either you have the smarts or you don't, but prepping for something is just hella dumb, it becomes another advantage.

In the end it doesn't really matter. School is based almost entirely on work ethic and cheating, with a very minimal amount of intelligence. Studies show that about 50% of students cheat (probably higher, since I'm sure a lot of people didn't want to admit to it) and intelligence only makes up on average about 25% of a grade. The people at your top schools are no smarter than the people in the mediocre schools. Honestly, I think the smartest people you can find will all be around the 3/4 mark at the mediocre schools, since that's where you'd wind up if you're smart and lazy. I had a plan to recruit these students, but then I realized that since they're lazy my company would certainly fail. If someone ever figured out how to motivate these lazy asses, they could absolutely make a killing in whatever they wanted to do.

But it's probably the right move to be lazy. What exactly is the point of working really hard? Someone tell me. You don't really need a ton of money, a fancy car and a big mansion, you just need a decent car, a decent place to live, money for food, hi-speed internet and SRK.

Dasiatic

10-28-2006, 10:57 AM

That's assuming that the people that would get in don't deserve it. Do you actually have any proof for that? You're just making assumptions and then claiming you're being logical, but that's hella dumb. I've personally always felt standardized test scores should trump grades and race, we should all just be given a number when we apply somewhere, and basically just have to send in a writing sample and a test score and that's it. No names until after the decision is made, no biased grades (grades are stupid subjective, unless it's a blind grading system, which only law schools use). The fact is, there's still racism, and nobody wants a truly objective system because white people know their system benefits them and don't want to give it up, and black people don't want a truly objective system because they too want an advantage. This is why my system will never be used, even though it's the best, most fair one. It should be the system used on every single level of school, with very thorough proctoring to make sure nobody cheats. Prep schools should also be outlawed, either you have the smarts or you don't, but prepping for something is just hella dumb, it becomes another advantage.

In the end it doesn't really matter. School is based almost entirely on work ethic and cheating, with a very minimal amount of intelligence. Studies show that about 50% of students cheat (probably higher, since I'm sure a lot of people didn't want to admit to it) and intelligence only makes up on average about 25% of a grade. The people at your top schools are no smarter than the people in the mediocre schools. Honestly, I think the smartest people you can find will all be around the 3/4 mark at the mediocre schools, since that's where you'd wind up if you're smart and lazy.

I agree. not sure about the "studies" though. but yeah, man. the educational system is not designed for all children to get an equal oppurtunity.
But tell me how, these studies accurately show that half these students cheat? it takes more than having 2 scantrons both having the letter B for question 11 i assume.
does it have to with comparing subject grades of a student to another grade of that same kid who lets say.....switched classes? either way...im having a hard time beleiving that those studies are real accurate.
but then again, who needs studies when you have common sense?

Demon Dash

10-28-2006, 11:10 AM

The guy'll cum at leat three times...

Serpent

10-28-2006, 11:11 AM

I agree. not sure about the "studies" though. but yeah, man. the educational system is not designed for all children to get an equal oppurtunity.
But tell me how, these studies accurately show that half these students cheat? it takes more than having 2 scantrons both having the letter B for question 11 i assume.
does it have to with comparing subject grades of a student to another grade of that same kid who lets say.....switched classes? either way...im having a hard time beleiving that those studies are real accurate.
but then again, who needs studies when you have common sense?

It was a survey of students I think, I got the link awhile ago from someone else. I believe it because it's common sense, I remember people cheated like crazy in undergrad. I don't think I'm aware of many As in science courses without cheating, which makes it stupid for everyone that didn't cheat. Basically in the surverys people admitted they cheated.

I mean again ultimately it's probably not that big of a deal. Most people wind up making enough money to get by in jobs they hate, so making a bit more and working longer hours at a job you hate even more doesn't seem like it's worth that much. I think the sole reason people go to good schools and have good jobs is to brag to other people, and if you don't care much to do that or hang out with people like that, you can just avoid them. I know a secondary reason for a lot of men is to make enough money to get a hot trophy wife, but then she'll just divorce you and take half your shit so I don't think that's smart. I don't understand why women would waste their time and effort on school though. I guess the asian girls do it so they can chase after ugly white file clerks, as I see fishjie post. If these girls didn't have money, I suppose they'd have to chase after only the rich white guys, or asian guys with money, and rich white guys won't have anything to do with most asian girls.

maxx

10-28-2006, 11:24 AM

The guy'll cum at leat three times...

its soo cute...he's like this gullible lil brother. i mean im kinda jealous too..the holy grail for men..a 3some. middle aged men would kill chris to be in his place.

i just bought tix to mc chris show in december here in boston wooo.

Etcetera

10-28-2006, 11:30 AM

... but hey his girls a nympho ...
This does not compute. How is he a virgin if his girls a nympho? Seems like they would have fucked instantly, especially if she is his 'girlfriend'.
That bitch is nothing but a poser.

maxx

10-28-2006, 11:50 AM

This does not compute. How is he a virgin if his girls a nympho? Seems like they would have fucked instantly, especially if she is his 'girlfriend'.
That bitch is nothing but a poser.

it does compute...just cuz ur girls a nympho doesnt mean the guy is instantly ready to jump bones...it took about 3 days non stop convincing that he needed to do this for him to agree.

Stabby

10-28-2006, 12:15 PM

I nominate "Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi" as the worst name of all time.

Dasiatic

10-28-2006, 12:20 PM

how the fuck can you even pronounce that?

was that why they call hwoarang from tekken bob nowadays?

maxx

10-28-2006, 12:21 PM

how the fuck can you even pronounce that?

was that why they changed hwoarang's name to bob nowadays?

i thought that was just a joke of tekken zaibatsu...is this name sumtin the whole tekken community has done?

Wolfgang McFierce

10-28-2006, 12:22 PM

Isn't there a guy in the NBA named traktor trailer? Why name your kids this?

H-F Blade

10-28-2006, 12:53 PM

That's a funny name. There's a baseball player named Milton Bradley. That's a board game company.

Etcetera

10-28-2006, 12:57 PM

it does compute...just cuz ur girls a nympho doesnt mean the guy is instantly ready to jump bones...it took about 3 days non stop convincing that he needed to do this for him to agree.
And he isn't gay? I didn't think a guy needed to be convinced to go get some.
"Fine, I'll go get some pussy, just get off my case."

Dasiatic

10-28-2006, 01:34 PM

i thought that was just a joke of tekken zaibatsu...is this name sumtin the whole tekken community has done?
yeah, you caught me before i can edit my last post. but yeah, you're right. no one "changed" his name to anything. it was the work of TZ who were too lazy to type his whole name and shit.

H-F Blade

10-28-2006, 01:51 PM

Of all names, why "Bob"? That's such awkward name for a Korean to have. =\

Rico!

10-28-2006, 02:09 PM

Kim would have been more appropriate

...and stereotypical

Dasiatic

10-28-2006, 02:31 PM

i was hangin around TZ when some random guy decided to change his name. then suddnely, like some sort of silent phenomenon, everyone decided to call him bob. it spread so fast, no one called him hwoarang no more.

ah, what can i say?

anyway, the only reason i bought SFA2, was because rose had that bomb ass.....wait...what?:confused: what was i saying?

H-F Blade

10-28-2006, 02:38 PM

Some people just refer to him as "Hwo" for short. I'll take that over bob any day. <.< Didn't the whole discussion about itstart in some irc chat? And then when some guy objected to the decision, he got kicked? That's what I've heard.

Dasiatic

10-28-2006, 02:57 PM

i never had IRC back then, so for me..i only saw the "TZ forums side of it" you know what i mean? who knows, it could've started on the IRC. but for me, i saw it 1st emerge on the TZ forums with that one guy. i mean, it happened out of nowhere. ppl even started to make threads asking the community "who's bob".

back then, ppl would come in threads and just start saying bob. it confused everybody. but now, bob is an official TZ slang now. just like "Tah" and kazuya's "bitch kicks".

you use ky in GG? cool.
i hate it when ppl use the gold version of the characters, and start cheating with all the enhancements they get. you saw Chipp's gold version? he's faster and can turn transparent. what ever happened to the simple block, punch, and kick?

pussies. straight pussies.

H-F Blade

10-28-2006, 03:30 PM

I hate gold versions too. They're programmed to be broken as shit. I never play them unless my friends and I just want to fool around.

Demon Dash

10-28-2006, 03:40 PM

Dasiatic

10-28-2006, 04:37 PM

So I'm off to London to go to Fighter's Day 2 (http://www.neoempire.com/events.htm) tomorow, just chilling out waiting to go to bed and get a good nights sleep. I'm looking forward to it like, been practicing with Sol on Slash ever since I got back from FD1 so I'm ready to put it out there and test my skills, it'll be fun. I actually might get a chance to play HnK tomorow too as there's a chance there'll be a set up, so I've been reading up on Juda just in case.

just make sure you know some Sol dust loops. that shit is deadly.
sammy tried to take that shit away and replace it on XX2 reload, but to no avail. Sol still kicks ass just as much as before. Get them in that corner!!!

edit: oh yeah, i just checked out this fighter's day 2 thing. and i must say. you are in heaven. 10 hrs of non-stop action?????? from all the fihgting games you can ever imagine!!!!???
now i know where you get all your medals that are underneath your username.

thats it. im jealous.
better sleep with your eyes open.......pal.
lol.

TheSix

10-28-2006, 05:41 PM

That's a funny name. There's a baseball player named Milton Bradley. That's a board game company.

Hella beat me to it. I saw him on TV and "LOL'ED".

jim_kim

10-28-2006, 06:57 PM

I was watching that Michael J. Fox/Rush Limbaugh thing on youtube and I don't know about the rest of you, but man, Rush is a major asshole....has he always been like that? Since I really dont' listen to him or his talk radio....what an asshole for accusing Marty McFly of overacting.

Shinto

10-28-2006, 07:21 PM

Rush is up there with Bill O dickhead.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

10-28-2006, 08:11 PM

Disco Pikachu & "Remember that check!" = Win. :rofl:

Rico!

10-28-2006, 10:30 PM

When they ask me to sign in somewhere before entering, I usually put a really stupid name. Typical stuff like Ben Dover, Seymour Butts, or Dick Hertz... They never care enough to check, but I get a chuckle out of it.

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When the fuck is Rocko's Modern Life coming out on DVD?

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I remember some of yet another weird ass dream I had last night: For whatever reason I'm putting up a large billboard outside of my school's building. I'm on a very high ladder about 3 floors high. So my friend Sarah comes out from the entrance of the building and starts shouting something up to me. I yell back a typical answer to her "SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!" Suddenly she grabs a ladder just as high as the one i'm on (?!?!), puts it against mine and climbs all the way up. She hugs me around the waist and says some shit like "I think i'm falling in love with you" while both of our ladders are wobbling around. I'm shouting at her "what the fuck are you doing let go!" Then the ladders fall back. Get this: We fall into some train tracks. There are no train tracks near the school. At all. and a train is just approaching at the very moment. I manage to save both our asses from doom (how did we survive the fall unharmed?) and i forget everything after that.

maxx

10-29-2006, 07:04 AM

And he isn't gay? I didn't think a guy needed to be convinced to go get some.
"Fine, I'll go get some pussy, just get off my case."

lol no he isnt gay haha. he's just very oblivious to his pimp skills...he's a pimp in training...i've taken him under my wing to teach him the way of the dark side.

H-F Blade: i thin bob is pretty damn funny...out of all the names..u get bob. lol. its just goofy.

Fudd

10-29-2006, 10:13 AM

I just read through Balrog's (Boxer) profile on Wikipedia and he dislikes:
Fish, Effort, Math

My kinda guy.
:rofl: 'Rog is fuckin' cool. :tup:

10-29-2006, 11:37 AM

Wow, FFXII only $37 at Circuit City Tuesday. Good stuff.

Carpet Lint

10-29-2006, 11:51 AM

Isn't there a guy in the NBA named traktor trailer? Why name your kids this?
His name is Robert DeShaun Traylor.

His NICKNAME is "Tractor" Traylor, because he's a huge fat guy.

Milton Bradley is a mid-tier name in baseball, just because it's objectively a pretty normal name.

Better names include...

- Coco Crisp (real name is "Covelli" though)
- Rich Harden (Rich = Richard = Dick = DICK HARDEN LOLLERSKATEZ)
- Randy Johnson (I don't believe I never really noticed it until recent - his name is RANDY JOHNSON)
- Rusty Kuntz (I think he's a third base coach or something for Pittsburg now)
- Candy Maldanado (I think he was the LF for the Jays team that won in 1992)

And of course, nothing will ever top the chairman for the World Anti-Doping Agency (the guy who always complains about steriods and whatnot in all the professional sports and the Olympics), which is...

Dick Pound

HIS NAME IS DICK POUND!!! Not "Rich" or "Richard" - straight up, DICK POUND.

...why would you do that to yourself?

H-F Blade

10-29-2006, 12:59 PM

Wow, FFXII only $37 at Circuit City Tuesday. Good stuff.
It's also the same price at Fry's. I'll be sure to pick one up.

Rico!

10-29-2006, 02:55 PM

I just finished my long and tedious CS assignment. Damn, they say they want to prepare you for the real world where you'll have to program very efficiently and stuff...yet for these assignments you are restricted to the very long and inefficient algorithms. Wtf?

Anyway, using MS visual C++ makes everything a hell of a lot easier. Typing this out in a text file would be ten times harder. Which reminded me of the very old days of the internet, when people created fan sites for video games and bragged about having coded their entire website in HTML in notepad. Ok fuckers, how does that make your site any better than the one made in half the time using MS Frontpage? Assuming both sites look clean and have great content, no one will give a shit whether you typed out those thousands of lines or not.

---

I'm listening to a live recording of Daft Punk at Coachella 06... it's AMAZING

mastermind

10-29-2006, 03:17 PM

It was my friend's birthday last week (his name is ben here on SRK), and I gave him Season 1 of 24 for a gift. Now there is NO excuse for him to not watch it. :lol:

maxx

10-29-2006, 03:22 PM

Curious me and a friend are making a band and we're fighting between two names ones outlaw star and the others product placement....now can i be sued over outlaw star due to the anime?

JackTenrac!

10-29-2006, 03:28 PM

Anyway, using MS visual C++ makes everything a hell of a lot easier. Typing this out in a text file would be ten times harder. Which reminded me of the very old days of the internet, when people created fan sites for video games and bragged about having coded their entire website in HTML in notepad. Ok fuckers, how does that make your site any better than the one made in half the time using MS Frontpage? Assuming both sites look clean and have great content, no one will give a shit whether you typed out those thousands of lines or not.

---

Actually, you'd be surprised.

I was tested for a $25/hour gig by using only textpad to produce a site on the spot. They just do it in the real world to see if you really got the shit to do the job. Afterwards, they'd give you anything you want to do the work. I prefer Textpad or anything not Dreamweaver because dw ruins your work some of the time.

btw: is it just me or does CS feel sooooo much better after learning VB?
--

Most preculiar name on a black man that I have ever heard:

Ten-Loi Taipow. Ten. Loi. Taaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiipoooooow.

Seriously. That name sounded fake...to a point. The black dood showed some of his father's features, such as the droopy eyes, but you saw his mother in him more times. The name killed me. Even after I saw his ID. lol Still, it beats out my fake names period. To fathom the idea that brought this about. Classic. It was straight out of a Russell Peters act.

--

My thoughts on how the SNK/Capcom team up should have went and here they goo:

Capcom vs SNK games(Capcom)
- Street Fighter vs Fatal Fury: The Dream Challengers of the Real Bout
- Street Fighter vs Art of Fighting: Tiger's Revenge Against Dragon
- Street Fighter vs King of Fighters: King of the Warriors

Then comes those ideas of theirs. SNK was fine til they did SVC:Chaos.

Dasiatic

10-29-2006, 03:53 PM

Curious me and a friend are making a band and we're fighting between two names ones outlaw star and the others product placement....now can i be sued over outlaw star due to the anime?

yeah, i think you'll have some problems with the anime if you do that.
Did'nt Puff Daddy change his name to P Diddy because of Puffy Amiyumi?
Thats what i haerd, i dont know.

maxx

10-29-2006, 04:08 PM

yeah, i think you'll have some problems with the anime if you do that.
Did'nt Puff Daddy change his name to P Diddy because of Puffy Amiyumi?
Thats what i haerd, i dont know.

really? hmm i swear their have been bands who named themselves after established names.

Carpet Lint

10-29-2006, 04:21 PM

Actually, you'd be surprised.

I was tested for a $25/hour gig by using only textpad to produce a site on the spot. They just do it in the real world to see if you really got the shit to do the job. Afterwards, they'd give you anything you want to do the work. I prefer Textpad or anything not Dreamweaver because dw ruins your work some of the time.
Yeah, you need to know how to do it from scratch, because editors like FrontPage or Dreamweaver or whatnot are still pretty crappy and inefficient in coding HTML and such.

And you need to be able to go into the lines of code for debugging, which is required for any possible website/internet job you could possibly get.

I still write up webpages in Notepad (or riced up text editors with some extra colour-coded functionality or minor stuff like that) because using a WYSIWYG editor like FrontPage, it adds a lot of redundant and unnecessary code to your pages. So if you're making changes on two computers and switching between like FrontPage and Dreamweaver, crappy code builds up and it gets ugly.

And if you're on a computer that doesn't have an editor, then it gets really messy trying to decode editor-generated code.

Though if you're taking Computer Science in the first place, then the joke's on you.

Dasiatic

10-29-2006, 04:33 PM

really? hmm i swear their have been bands who named themselves after established names.

but yo....whats real though....is that shit like JoJo bizarre adventure and Guilty Gear take names off of american music and celebreties all the time so....i dont know.

L.one H.iryu S.aga

10-29-2006, 04:33 PM

really? hmm i swear their have been bands who named themselves after established names.

Yes, but I assume they all used a well known method called "change the spelling before we get sued."

Ahem.

maxx

10-29-2006, 04:41 PM

Yes, but I assume they all used a well known method called "change the spelling before we get sued."

Ahem.

true...forgot about that....so instead of outlaw star i could do sumtin like outlau star or stars or even starz...random combos.

Rico!

10-29-2006, 05:28 PM

Though if you're taking Computer Science in the first place, then the joke's on you.

Seriously. A change of major is highly called for about now.

JackTenrac!

10-29-2006, 06:36 PM

Yeah, you need to know how to do it from scratch, because editors like FrontPage or Dreamweaver or whatnot are still pretty crappy and inefficient in coding HTML and such.

And you need to be able to go into the lines of code for debugging, which is required for any possible website/internet job you could possibly get.

I still write up webpages in Notepad (or riced up text editors with some extra colour-coded functionality or minor stuff like that) because using a WYSIWYG editor like FrontPage, it adds a lot of redundant and unnecessary code to your pages. So if you're making changes on two computers and switching between like FrontPage and Dreamweaver, crappy code builds up and it gets ugly.

And if you're on a computer that doesn't have an editor, then it gets really messy trying to decode editor-generated code.

Though if you're taking Computer Science in the first place, then the joke's on you.
Indeed. Going into design view is where the muckups start. Those mm scripts are the worst. Especially when you're inhouse debugging. Non technical editors still use those tools, sadly. I'll probably cease completely in a few years.

Better off using some sort of editor and have Mozilla FF with a I.E. renderer to catch javascript like errors and default displaying runtime errors for server side.

Seriously. A change of major is highly called for about now.
You can always get into web development with that C sharp skill. Apply it to .NET with some html knowledge and you'd be set. Object oriented languages and programming techniques exists outside of compiling and offline application development. Something to consider if you're looking to use those transfer credits before bailing the major.

btw: how much of CS is similar to Java? I've done it a couple of times.

Azrael

10-29-2006, 08:05 PM

But why would you want to take a name that you already know has been taken? It's better to come up with something completely original IMHO.

yeah, i think you'll have some problems with the anime if you do that.
Did'nt Puff Daddy change his name to P Diddy because of Puffy Amiyumi?
Thats what i haerd, i dont know.
...Huh?

Puff Daddy: Yeah man, I'm the Puff Daddy, and shit's all cool...
Agent: Um, but Puff sir, you know, there's an obsecure Japanese girl duo who uses the name Puffy...
Puff Daddy: Oh shit, really?
Agent: Yeah. They've been around for awhile and are big in Japan, I dunno, maybe you shouldn't step on their toes here...
Puff Daddy: Dawg, you're right. Anything for two Japanese girls. Tell you what, I'll change to P.Diddy on the quick.

...............Yeah, I honestly don't see that happening.

maxx

10-29-2006, 08:37 PM

But why would you want to take a name that you already know has been taken? It's better to come up with something completely original IMHO.

...Huh?

Puff Daddy: Yeah man, I'm the Puff Daddy, and shit's all cool...
Agent: Um, but Puff sir, you know, there's an obsecure Japanese girl duo who uses the name Puffy...
Puff Daddy: Oh shit, really?
Agent: Yeah. They've been around for awhile and are big in Japan, I dunno, maybe you shouldn't step on their toes here...
Puff Daddy: Dawg, you're right. Anything for two Japanese girls. Tell you what, I'll change to P.Diddy on the quick.

...............Yeah, I honestly don't see that happening.

cuz im naming it after something i liked..rather than something random i pulled out of the air. i'd rather it related to something we all appreciate.

Rico!

10-29-2006, 08:49 PM

You can always get into web development with that C sharp skill. Apply it to .NET with some html knowledge and you'd be set. Object oriented languages and programming techniques exists outside of compiling and offline application development. Something to consider if you're looking to use those transfer credits before bailing the major.

btw: how much of CS is similar to Java? I've done it a couple of times.

Well, I dont know how much different C# is from C++, but the real difference between java and c++ is that everything in java is object oriented.

cout << "fuck you"; in c++ becomes System.out.println("fuck you"); in java. Other than that everything is pretty much the same. Oh, and you can supposedly port code to different systems very easily.

X-Sapphire

10-29-2006, 09:14 PM

Well, I dont know how much different C# is from C++, but the real difference between java and c++ is that everything in java is object oriented.

cout << "fuck you"; in c++ becomes System.out.println("fuck you"); in java. Other than that everything is pretty much the same. Oh, and you can supposedly port code to different systems very easily.

I'd say the main difference is Java's garbage collector. :lovin:

Pointers r teh gay.:wasted:

mr. newbie

10-29-2006, 11:35 PM

Though if you're taking Computer Science in the first place, then the joke's on you.

what's wrong with cs? what do cs majors do? don't they make software like the music player i'm using right now?

fishjie

10-29-2006, 11:38 PM

notepad is the BEST html editor in teh planet. dont hate. <table> 4 lyfe. fuck this <div> shit.

o and C is sexy but C++ is gay. kthxbai

Cyrus

10-29-2006, 11:42 PM

It was my friend's birthday last week (his name is ben here on SRK), and I gave him Season 1 of 24 for a gift. Now there is NO excuse for him to not watch it. :lol:
My brother just bought the first 4 seasons of 24, and is taking the next 4 days off from work to watch them.

He is literally living the life of Jack Baur each day.

H-F Blade

10-29-2006, 11:57 PM

I actually never finished season 1 until just recently but I watched the rest. It's because my family was watching it before and at the time I wasn't all that interested so I only saw parts of it. But now that I've seen all 5 seasons so far, I'm eagerly awaiting the 6th.

Son Them All

10-30-2006, 01:45 AM

Hmm I must be the only person walking this earth that hates Shaquille O'neal....The way he talks, fluxuating 100lbs from year to year, attempting to rap with Canibus. I HATE him.

Can anyone stop the Chicago Bears...41 points in the first half. Damn color me impressed. I guess Rex had to make up for trying to give away any chance of beating the Cardinals. I imagine he owed the D sexual favors after that game. So a 3 TD day meant no more taking it up the butt curtesy of Urlacher and Co.

DropKick Murphy

10-30-2006, 02:33 AM

I hate shaq almost as much as i hate wyclef. I wish he gets hit by a train. And the bears are fucking crazy.

10-30-2006, 02:37 AM

PASCAL, bitches. WHAT'S GOOD???!!!

I also hate Shaq. Big ignorant mother fucker.

I want a laptop...so much. But it's one of those things I don't really need, but want anyway.

I forgot how many dirty jokes there were in Futurama...just bought the first 2 seasons...

Grunga lunga dungitty darmed guards

Bender: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

DropKick Murphy

10-30-2006, 02:44 AM

I also want a laptop.Im tired of getting up and going in the livingroom to bullshit on srk.

SNAAAAKE

10-30-2006, 02:49 AM

whats with people dressing up before halloween. I saw this girl dressed up as a hooker today and almost said "how much" :confused:

Manx

10-30-2006, 03:02 AM

whats with people dressing up before halloween. I saw this girl dressed up as a hooker today and almost said "how much" :confused:

Good thing you didn't cause I got 10 bucks on the dollar says that there was a guy" dressed up" as a cop right across the street.

Sheng-Long

10-30-2006, 03:19 AM

His name is Robert DeShaun Traylor.

His NICKNAME is "Tractor" Traylor, because he's a huge fat guy.

Milton Bradley is a mid-tier name in baseball, just because it's objectively a pretty normal name.

Better names include...

- Coco Crisp (real name is "Covelli" though)
- Rich Harden (Rich = Richard = Dick = DICK HARDEN LOLLERSKATEZ)
- Randy Johnson (I don't believe I never really noticed it until recent - his name is RANDY JOHNSON)
- Rusty Kuntz (I think he's a third base coach or something for Pittsburg now)
- Candy Maldanado (I think he was the LF for the Jays team that won in 1992)

And of course, nothing will ever top the chairman for the World Anti-Doping Agency (the guy who always complains about steriods and whatnot in all the professional sports and the Olympics), which is...

Dick Pound

HIS NAME IS DICK POUND!!! Not "Rich" or "Richard" - straight up, DICK POUND.

...why would you do that to yourself?

lol haha damn beat me to it...

how about:

- God Shamgod
- DICK TRICKLE
- GAYLORD PERRY
- Miroslav Satan
- Jonathan Cheechoo from MOOSEFACTORY, Canada

Rico!

10-30-2006, 06:55 AM

what's wrong with cs? what do cs majors do? don't they make software like the music player i'm using right now?

in theory there's nothing wrong with CS, its just that jobs for it are so friggin hard to get. Plus the fact that employers always seem to want a "captain marvel"... you'd better have some other skills under your belt. You'll also need at least 5 years of experience for any high paying job.

arcticninja

10-30-2006, 09:27 AM

how can anyone hate Shaq? He's like the nicest guy in the world. Plus, he invented Shaq-Fu, that's got to count for something.

I'm in the middle of season 2 of 24 (yeah, I know, I'm late. Fuck off). I just....can't....stop.....

So far, if 24 has taught me anything, it's that women can't be trusted, and they're nothing but trouble.

JackTenrac!

10-30-2006, 09:41 AM

how can anyone hate Shaq? He's like the nicest guy in the world. Plus, he invented Shaq-Fu, that's got to count for something.

:wonder:Dood looks like Nappa from DBZ. So, that was me in 96.

Dan?

10-30-2006, 10:54 AM

:wonder:Dood looks like Nappa from DBZ. So, that was me in 96.

Nappa was a dirty gangster. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

My fiance's bridal shower was this past weekend, and we got tons of stuff. We even got the item I was most looking forward too: The George Foreman Grilleration.

It's Waffle-time, suckas.

RaishinX

10-30-2006, 11:12 AM

Yep....gonna be a good week this time. Fish fried up, Chicken Bar-b-q'ed up, weather lookin' good.

SNAAAAKE

10-30-2006, 11:15 AM

Yep....gonna be a good week this time. Fish fried up, Chicken Bar-b-q'ed up, weather lookin' good.

I AM HUNGRY :arazz:

Muff Daddy

10-30-2006, 02:34 PM

Starhammer

10-30-2006, 04:31 PM

man. I'm freaking out...........

I was watching Deep Space Nine the other day and there was a new dax on the show. some chick named ariel dax from the sounds of it. the weird part is that the second I looked at her, I wanted to suck that stupid costume off her body and proceed to make the longest sex tape in human history.

why? I have no clue. that lady is about two pounds shy of being skin and bones. I mean, she's skinny. no boobs. my thumbnails have bigger tits than her. no butt. all the junk in HER trunk is either stolen or getting sold at a garage sale. no HTL. straight up strike out. she couldn't even be a model with the blessings of God. she has a cute face IMO, but that's only me. still, I can't take my eyes off her when she's on the screen. why?

.............I just felt like getting that off my chest.
-Starhammer-

Wolfgang McFierce

10-30-2006, 04:38 PM

http://basshunter.m0o.eu/dota/index_en.php

Man, i can't believe this is a real song.

Lol at the beginning with all those chicks there.

Muff Daddy

10-30-2006, 05:30 PM

Ne0phyte

10-30-2006, 06:27 PM

this is turning out to be a great halloween.

i had my halloween party over the weekend and it was rockin' :tup:

i dressed up as Hugh Heff. and i'm getting GOOD at making drinks. i got a bit too wasted though. i drank: vodka tonics, jager bombs, soco & lime shots, cherry bombs, margaritas, tequila shots. rum and coke was had as well as long islands. plus we had a keg.

i looked up from the bar at one point and the room was FULL of people. people brought all types of booze and put tips in my jar - i even made some money back.

i was like Hedonism Bot on saturday: I Apologize for Nothing!!!

the only regret i have is drinking too much and now my face is tinted red much like my avatar. its actually like a brownish-red color now so i look like an indian. i hope this shit clears up O_o
Thanks for inviting me! I was gonna be a playboy bunny. Would have made for awesome pictures :D

I've never drank that much in my life! I've never had at a time more than seven shots or four drinks or one beer. Or I'll have like one beer and two drinks and one or two shots. After that it gets pretty pointless and scary =/

I'm trekking over to Windsor this weekend for casino, strip club and bar time after a Red Hot Chili Peppers and The Mars Volta concert!!! Should be a great weekend :)

EveryFlowerFlow

10-30-2006, 06:34 PM

Muff Daddy

10-30-2006, 06:53 PM

Funny you posted that. Someone pointed this out to me. The dude in the top right of this pic (http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/2849/10016806zc5.jpg) was one of the original designs for Urien apparently. now that would have been some shit if he'd made the cut

:rofl: nice find. link to higher res version?

the one with the fro has a bird on his shoulder :wtf:

...and a skull on his chest :confused:

and he looks kinda african - like a black adon, or shaka zulu.

did the designers give him a sex change from Elroy to Elena maybe? or he could be urien too. either way he got cut.

DAMN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU "ELROY"?

the one on the right of him, the one in the 70s jumpsuit, looks like he could be a black Remy. ...but then capcom would have had to him "Leroy" in stead of Remy - (they'd only have to switch one letter from Elroy to Leroy anyway.) and the smaller black dude on the left looks like pyramid head.

Son Them All

10-30-2006, 06:56 PM

I'm not sure how, but it seems like I always upgrade the quality of chick when I get a new one. My current Ms. New Booty has me all giddy, she's just ridiculously fine and yet somehow...she's a webdesigner/huge nerd/totally into me. I shouldn't really be all that suprised because I've dated a model before but it's always a "pinch me" situation when you get someone THIS FINE. God!

X-Sapphire

10-30-2006, 07:10 PM

mr. newbie

10-30-2006, 07:16 PM

"your mom's so stupid when she heard the #1 killer was heart disease she said"

i always thought it was NINJAS

mannnnnnnnnnnn yo momma can be stupid sometimes.

Muff Daddy

10-30-2006, 07:25 PM

"your mom's so stupid when she heard the #1 killer was heart disease she said"

i always thought it was NINJAS

mannnnnnnnnnnn yo momma can be stupid sometimes.

"omg man yo mamma so stupid i told her she needed a gigabit for her computer and she started doing the two-step in front of it"

yeah mamma jokes are stupid.

Son Them All

10-30-2006, 07:53 PM

This post will be ignored unless pics are provided.:tdown:

I'm gonna be stuck at home on halloween night because I have a midterm the next day. :sad:

http://myspace-846.vo.llnwd.net/01310/64/88/1310978846_l.png

http://myspace-519.vo.llnwd.net/01310/91/52/1310902519_l.jpg

http://myspace-284.vo.llnwd.net/01311/48/27/1311257284_l.jpg

http://myspace-067.vo.llnwd.net/01311/76/00/1311090067_l.jpg

Enough hotness for you? Like I said, I'm QUITE happy with the fact that she wants MY penis. It's almost surreal.

arcticninja

10-30-2006, 08:17 PM

ugh, I don't find her very attractive at all. but hey, whatever floats your boat dude.

Rico!

10-30-2006, 09:13 PM

OH man...

My friend and I just finished our shift in the gym today, and the school was having a Halloween party. Just before we leave to get the keys, a girl in a whorey costume goes into the women's locker room. Some guy in a shitty fireman costume is lingering around the door. I look away for a second and he's gone. As I walk by the door I hear the lock clicking from the inside. Yep, this guy's getting some.

So my friend decides to play around with these two. He starts pounding on the door and screams "THIS IS SECURITY WHATS GOING ON IN THERE?!". We both leave to get the keys, 5 minutes we go back down to lock the door to the weight room, and the guy is outside the locker room still putting on his clothes. His face was fucking pale. :lol:

---

I found and bought those red eye contacts I mentioned earlier. I walked around the university doing my normal thing and seeing the reactions I got. 3 girls and 1 guy completely flipped out over it (the guy being the most scared).

10-30-2006, 09:36 PM

I am going to link to a vid. I know all vids are supposed to go in the Video thread, but not only does this one deserve a post outside of it, it probably deserves it's own thread.

Here you go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b8G8delDlk

Etcetera

10-30-2006, 09:47 PM

Son Them All

10-30-2006, 09:47 PM

4neqs

10-30-2006, 09:50 PM

EAT DIRT SUCKA!!!

BLACK HELL BREAKS LOOSE!!!!1

ARE YOU READY FOR THE BLACK STREET FIGHTAH !?

THE BLACK STREET FIGHTER!!!!!1 (http://bedazzled.blogs.com/bedazzled/2005/04/black_street_fi.html)

.....HE'S BAAAAAAAAD (http://bedazzled.blogs.com/bedazzled/files/42_black_street_fighter_1.mp3)

Haha. When my friend and I play ST, we'd do running commentary. I'd say "it's the smiling ******" when Dee Jay gets selected, and sometimes refer to Dee Jay vs. rog/boxer as "black-on-black crime".

====
Jesus God, as if the cousins next door weren't annoying and brainless enough. Minutes ago, they were playing Black Eyed Peas so loudly, that the window panes near the kitchen were vibrating.

The eldest is a total dumbass. He thinks that shmup games are "crash-em-ups" I swear.

I can only imagine that this nuisance is to counterbalance all the positives I gain from living in a block full of relatives on my mom's side.