The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Etcetera]

what's worst than a loud, annoying gay man?
Being gang raped by loud, annoying gay men.

[arcticninja]

one line summary of The Departed:

***spoilers***




























***Everybody gets fucking shot.***

[JackTenrac!]

I can predict your future....


...sometime in the near distant future....


... you'll blink...like a chi-chi...and you'll like it...

.......exttrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmelly.

[kcxj]

I feel good. I took some Japanese girls out last night, and my wingman and I scored the bounce back to their apartment later.

1 (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h47/Confidence_photos/Embassy%20November%204%202006/Chinatown_11-4-06_1.jpg) 2 (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h47/Confidence_photos/Embassy%20November%204%202006/Chinatown_11-4-06_3.jpg) 3 (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h47/Confidence_photos/Embassy%20November%204%202006/embassy_11-4-06_2.jpg)

I like being a sociable, talkative, and alpha male characteristic person instead of a lonely gamer that stays home by himself, despises women, or is a chronic masterbater. I wish I had this kind of personality and these behavior patterns when I was younger.

Back to work in the meantime (sucks), but Vietnamese cutie later this week on Wednesday and the Chinese girl that had the sexy pink negligee as her Halloween costume I picked up off the street last week has been calling me (I haven't had time to pick up though).

[Rico!]

I haven't had any sleep all night. I went to take a piss last night to find a fucking rat running around inside the bathroom. I kept the door locked and started swinging the bar we use to hang the towels on at it. Motherfucker kept dodging! I finally got a hit on it and it went limp, then I put him in a dust pan and threw it out the window.

Where was the cat that whole time?

[Dasiatic]

I haven't had any sleep all night. I went to take a piss last night to find a fucking rat running around inside the bathroom. I kept the door locked and started swinging the bar we use to hang the towels on at it. Motherfucker kept dodging! I finally got a hit on it and it went limp, then I put him in a dust pan and threw it out the window.

Where was the cat that whole time?

fuckin some hoes, thats what.

really, next time trade garfield and get a real cat.
real cats that kick ass. so next time a 'ninja' rat comes and try to nibble on your girlfriend while she's aspleep, "kick ass cat" got it covered.

[Million]

yeah, those girls looked hittable...especially the one on the left in pic #1.

A good breakfast always puts me in a great mood. I just got back from Waffle House...had a nice pecan waffle with bacon. They have some of the best bacon I've ever had; it's perfectly crispy, and not at all greasy.

*Overtime---*just* from the overtime and premium time hours this week, it's already an extra 280.00 gross on the check for this pay period.(2.5 hours are "overtime", everything after that is worth even more, called "premium" time.) I worked 54 hours this week. Oh hell yes, it continues next week as well....unfortunately, Veteran's Day will cut into it, as we have that day off. Hopefully this will last for a long time....I think it will, since they just changed things around which will definitely result in us being behind on internet claims for quite awhile. I'm just wondering how long I can last doing week after week of overtime....I was already exhausted yesterday...just kind of zoning out and nearly falling asleep at random moments.

and on a sad note....cute Power Ranger-looking girl upstairs appears to be in the process of moving out. I will miss looking at her sweet little ass. :sad:

[RaishinX]

The question: so, where the hoes at?
hoes love pizza.

Where? Hopefully nowhere near me. Ain't enough pizza for the billion of us.

[Wellman]

SNEAK KING (http://www.gamesarefun.com/news.php?newsid=7163)

The King is getting a Xbox/360 game only $4 with the purchase of BK Value meals.

[Million]

Thanks for reminding me...I definitely have to get the BK games...11/19 is the big day, folks. McDonald's should follow suit, but I seriously doubt their games would be good, as McD's characters are aimed directly at the little kids demographic, roughly age 4 to 12....so there is no possible way the games could be as interesting and potentially hilarious as the King games. Anyway, BK is going to make a killing off this. They know that everyone loves the King, and gamers never dreamed this day would come....a wonderful day where you get to play out the role of The King. EVERYONE wants this, basically....it was a brilliant move by the ad execs at BK.

*in a roundabout way, this reminded me that I keep forgetting to make "Lucky the Leprechaun" in Phantasy Star...

[Taito]

More US observations.. Two pop trends I was all over 5-10 years before MTV and BET started pimping it out:

Chains on your jeans.. I wore big chains on my pants as far back as 1998, so I wouldn't lose my keys if I'm out partying or whatever.. I used to get clowned by New York dudes for my California fashion.. now I watch 106 and Park and Yo Mama and all that crap, and I see the chain thing is a necessary 'urban uniform' accessory..

Tokyo is a party wonderland.. I watched this video with Young Dro riding with some meh looking Asian chick, talking about doing it up in Tokyo.. 5 years ago if I mentioned that Tokyo was one of the bigtime party spots on Earth you must visit before you die, I'd get labeled as a yellowfever anime nerd.. now it's cool.. I didn't think much of Stefani's Harajuku BS, but I knew something was up when R&B singer Mario went to all the regular Tokyo clubs I used to go to.. well I hope those rapper don't kiss those broads because they might swallow one of my leftover pubic hairs..

I guess this is all a reminder to Do You and don't give a fuck about who dogs you for it.. I bet whatever crap clothes or music I buy in UK malls will end up being the 'in' thing on MTV/BET-pop culture in a few years..

[Rico!]

Oh shit, i've gotta get that BK game.

[H-F Blade]

I spent more than $6 printing a 50+page program design document yesterday. Why the hell did they make us write so much? If they make us print out our code I"m going to be pissed beyond belief.

[Dasiatic]

Where? Hopefully nowhere near me. Ain't enough pizza for the billion of us.

you are the man.:clap:
that was sweet, man.


I like being a sociable, talkative, and alpha male characteristic person instead of a lonely gamer that stays home by himself, despises women, or is a chronic masterbater. I wish I had this kind of personality and these behavior patterns when I was younger.



i hear you man. imagine all the girls you could've gotton back in Junior high,or HS. you know what i mean?

[Wolfgang McFierce]

man, i'm kinda embarassed. I was bored waiting for the pizza guy to pick up the phone so I started making pokemon sounds. "SCYTHER!" "PSYYAYAI!" Finally the dude picked up right in the middle of my psyduck immitation. There was a short pause and finally I hear "Hi, what would you like to order?"

[Dasiatic]

man, i'm kinda embarassed. I was bored waiting for the pizza guy to pick up the phone so I started making pokemon sounds. "SCYTHER!" "PSYYAYAI!" Finally the dude picked up right in the middle of my psyduck immitation. There was a short pause and finally I hear "Hi, what would you like to order?"

it would've been funny if you continued your psyduck imitation after that person answered. be like: "I WANT PISSA! PISSA NOW-YAI-YAI-YAI. DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR DAUGHTER AGAIN? PSY?"

[Manx]

WTF? Ronald vs. THE KING?? That's like the U.S. vs. Mexico City Police Department. That's like Kool-Aid vs. watered-down Jungle Juice. That's like if SF 4 only has Dan and Cyber Akuma playable. It should be more like the entire McDonald's.... Pantheon? universe? versus The King. even then, it's just too one-sided, like 3-4 midgets versus 1 big guy in a cage-type fights.

And Yes, Million, I agree. NO ONE saw this coming. The fact that a corporate big business company actually made something so cool is almost unreal. One of those things that you dream about happening, but figure that it'll never happen.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

NFS: Carbon is crap. I was never too crazy about the whole "street racing" thing. but damn, this game just sucks, a leap back from the last one.

[Dasiatic]

dude.......Mega Man totally fucked roll.
I am convicnced. running into the batheroom twice on her 'accidently'?
yeah, right. and why would roll write about it in her diary...that is..if it was'nt anything significant or 'special'?

roll always doing favors for megaman, and making weapons for him? cmon.
coming all up in the ship in her booty shorts asking mega man what does he want....with the wrench in her hand so she can throw her grandpa off suspicion that something's going on.

yeah, and tron is jealous. roll took the bolt before tron did. and she cant stand it.
thats what started the whole entire Bonne family vs casket beef.

[shatterstar]

Being gang raped by loud, annoying gay men.
lol, i should mail that to Laffy Taffy.

[mastermind]

I don't have a 360 and my XBox's hard drive is dead and I haven't bothered to fix it, but I'm pretty sure I want Sneak King. :lol:

[Rico!]

I hope its lengthy or lets you do lots of things, because I would hate for it to be really good and short.

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I just preordered that new castlevania. I dont have a DS, but that preorder bonus is just too good.

[Azrael]

I keep hearing people talking about FFXII...did this game JUST come out in the states? Cause it's kind of old news here.

...It's a little strange to be on the opposite end of the gap in game releases this time.

[Panicked]

It came out about 5 days ago, Az.

[Azrael]

^...Huh. The game's been out in Japan for quite a while. Two of my friends bought it, and they were gonna lend it to me when they finished, but we've all sort of forgotten about it. It was earlier this year...I wanna say like March or April.

[Stabby]

Yup, March or April it was. But new to the US, so don't hate.

Az, I need a favour from someone in Japan to look up something for me, and possibly buy something and ship it to the states. You down?

[RoninChaos]

Yeah, it came out on halloween and it's the fucking SHIT. I'm 10 hours in and I love it.

[mr. newbie]

aghh i've like got food stuck in my chest. i can breathe ok, but i feel this lump. it;s a horrible feeling. it happens every once in a while and i ahven't found a specific cure.

[H-F Blade]

I haven't picked up my copy yet but I will soon enough.

[AdverseSolutions]

az, play ffxii.

[Fudd]

So, I managed to capture a ground beetle hiding near my hamper. It's in a water bottle right now and I was considering feeding it to the spider in my bathroom, but after doing some research, these things also eat insects, so what should I do?

[Ne0phyte]

Man I just won around $170 playing black jack at a casino.

I suggested going to Canada to celebrate my friend's 21st birthday cause none of his friends are 21 yet and that way everyone could drink and gamble and what not. At first I was just hanging around while the other guys played poker then the friend and I bullshitted around and watched people play black jack and he decided to play. It was pretty obvious he really didn't know what was going on (who doesn't know how to play black jack o_O), so I asked him to let me play a few, and after I won him $100 at a $25 table I was like fuck it and decided to play myself.

It was crazy. I went in there with $20 cash which I spent on a drink, a sandwich, and slot machines, and took out $40 from the atm for the table and at one point I had $600 and was making $300 bets. I hit three blackjacks in a row. I had one "reserve stack" of $400 and was playing with the other $200. Then our really lively table started to break up; people started to leave and they switched the dealer. I went down to $275 and my friends finally dragged me away.

Then while waiting for the other guy to finish playing poker I told my friend to hold ALL my money except one $25 chip and I ran back down with it to the same table and instantly turned it into $50, then it was gone. So I ended up with $250 Canadian which turned into $225 American... not too bad. Not bad at all for my first time... but man I wish I had that $600.

Playing around with poker chips is an awesome feeling. It's just playing with free money. (when you haven't put much in.)

Aaaaaaaanyway the I missed the Red Hot Chili Peppers and The Mars Volta concert the night before, so this was a great pick-me-up. But now all I want to do is learn how to play blackjack right and go win some more money immediately.

Whoa I typed a lot. Sorry.

[JackTenrac!]

FF XII looks like Vagrant Story on some high ATB Moogle crack overdose...which is a good thing about the one of the two big RPGs released last month. Alot of talk about this title.

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Dodgeball next weekend.

Get this: 25 yr. old black guy litterally wants to play dodgeball...on his birthday... without Ben Stiller assist. hmmmm...

[Rico!]

Man, I seriously miss Marvel Super Heroes and wish people played it.

I also wish people played Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

Damn the fighting game scene in America.

[Carpet Lint]

I swear to fucking God - stop what you are doing RIGHT NOW and go watch The Prestige.

I don't even care if you have your penis inserted into Jessica Alba RIGHT NOW - pull out and buy a ticket!

WOLVERINE

BATMAN

ALFRED

SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S BOOBS POPPIN OUT ATCHA

FUCKIN' MAGICIANS AND ALL THAT SHIT

Christopher Nolan owns my ass for free so howrd. Watched it last night, and I'm trying to figure out where it rates - I'm thinking somewhere between Memento and Usual Suspects.

IT'S FUCKING AWESOME.

The Prestige just brought sexy back to the magic scene. Them other fuckers don't know how to act.

[Demon Dash]

lol...

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1415/untitleddd0.png

[AdverseSolutions]

lol...

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1415/untitleddd0.png

haha you use IE?

[Demon Dash]

haha you use IE?
Yeah. I've been meaning to move all my favourites over to firefox but I've never got round to it...

[RoninChaos]

I swear to fucking God - stop what you are doing RIGHT NOW and go watch The Prestige.

I don't even care if you have your penis inserted into Jessica Alba RIGHT NOW - pull out and buy a ticket!

WOLVERINE

BATMAN

ALFRED

SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S BOOBS POPPIN OUT ATCHA

FUCKIN' MAGICIANS AND ALL THAT SHIT

Christopher Nolan owns my ass for free so howrd. Watched it last night, and I'm trying to figure out where it rates - I'm thinking somewhere between Memento and Usual Suspects.

IT'S FUCKING AWESOME.

The Prestige just brought sexy back to the magic scene. Them other fuckers don't know how to act.

How much of the boobs do we see?

[Carpet Lint]

Pretty much as much as you could expect for a PG-13 movie. Unfortunately.

Don't watch this movie for Scarlett Johansson. She's just bonus.

Like...say there was an ice cream store that had the best ice cream in the city. But let's say that in addition to the awesome ice cream, all the girls that worked there were smoking hot and ridiculously stacked.

I mean...the two scoops of ice cream would be more than enough of a reason to go...but the eyeful of their two scoops while they were working on your two scoops would be just bonus.

[arcticninja]

my life has been reduced to watching 24, playing video games, eating frozen burritos, and going to work.

[Serpent]

my life has been reduced to watching 24, playing video games, eating frozen burritos, and going to work.

Haha that's not so bad. I mostly watch the NFL, play video games occasionally, cook my own food, work out, rarely go to school and rarely study. I have a memo to write for a case I'm working on, but I don't do much work for that either. I mean a good performance by me on this case and my name will probably start getting mentioned in legal circles but...man...I really don't like working hard at life. I'd rather be mediocre and not work hard, rather than be great and work hard. I guess that's the story of my life.

I've always said people work too hard in life and overachieve. At some point I'll have to really start doing something though. I imagine I will not be overly happy when that happens.

[mr. newbie]

couldn't you work hard for a time then have even less repsonsibilites?

[Serpent]

couldn't you work hard for a time then have even less repsonsibilites?

I dunno, the higher paying legal jobs all require you to work ridiculous hours. You can possibly get out of this by being female, but I don't have pussy power so that's not an option for me. I'd rather just take a mediocre job for now, then hopefully get another mediocre job after awhile that just pays more. But the only way to get big money initially is to work a lot.

[Stevie White]

I dunno, the higher paying legal jobs all require you to work ridiculous hours. You can possibly get out of this by being female, but I don't have pussy power so that's not an option for me. I'd rather just take a mediocre job for now, then hopefully get another mediocre job after awhile that just pays more. But the only way to get big money initially is to work a lot.

I'm gonna have to start putting in 1900 billables a year when I start next fall. It's kind of a terrifying number, but it's all transactional stuff... lower stress (hopefully) than the litigators. I'm more worried about dealing with all of the asshats that I go to lawschool with once they become lawyers as well. They truly are disgusting people.

Oh well, that's what booze is for.

[Rico!]

physics exam tomorrow...i'm fucked

[Serpent]

I'm gonna have to start putting in 1900 billables a year when I start next fall. It's kind of a terrifying number, but it's all transactional stuff... lower stress (hopefully) than the litigators. I'm more worried about dealing with all of the asshats that I go to lawschool with once they become lawyers as well. They truly are disgusting people.

Oh well, that's what booze is for.

That's actually a pretty low number. The firm you're working for, most likely, expects at least 2000, and if you want to get on the partner track, seriously think of shooting for 2200-2300 billable hours annually. From what I know of large firm life, expect to be at the office pretty much all day, every day, with an occasional weekend day off once a month or so. It is not a pretty picture. With that kind of fate awaiting me, is it any wonder that I'm not exactly working hard to get there? I purposely came out here instead of staying in NY, even though for a big firm job, going to law school in NY is pretty much a guaranteed $140k salary, even as a mediocre student, the catch is, at a big firm of course. My uncle claims it's only for the first year, but I am skeptical, because everyone else seems to claim that's pretty much your new life.

I agree with you on the asshats from law school. I think that just carries over into the legal field obviously, and that's probably why it sucks so much and why most people hate lawyers.

I think I'll probably end up as a litigator. I'm working for the PD right now, but I think I'll probably work for the DA after I graduate. Eventually I hope to work for an agency, and I don't really care too much for which specific agency. At that point I can start working on a possible political career, and if I can get that, I'll quit the legal field and do that instead. The main draw I see is the 40 hour work weeks, although the pay is obviously a lot lower as a result. Still, taking $60k for 40 hours of work out of law school doesn't seem too bad, and you get raises yearly anyway, and after a few years it jumps to 6 figures, all with the same 40 hour work week. The only problem is it seems government jobs are a bit more competitive than I had originally foreseen, but I think I should still be able to get one. Ideally I'd like one in San Diego, but there seems to be absolutely no turnover here, there isn't a projected opening for at least 2 years. I'm looking at Riverhead, since it's not too far from here, or back out in NY, although I'm not too keen on that idea. Do you have any specific tips for law school and job searching in general that you can give me?

[Dan?]

Just lined up a sweet deal for where I'm moving. Seriously, my wife and I are gonna be banking. Time to make me a Destro helmet, for real.

[Stevie White]

*snip*

If you want to be a litigator, you seem like you're doing all the right things. I have a cousin who positively sucked it up in law school, got a load of trial experience in Jersey as a PD and is now making good money doing plaintiff's work - once you get that courtroom experience under your belt it's like the ultimate foot in the door.

I imagine Cali is a lot different than Philly in terms of legal culture, but I got to deal with some NYC attorneys at work over the summer, and everything you are saying seems true. They can be some sick bastards. It's like they do nothing but work and have inter-office affairs. That's part of the reason I wanted to stay in Philly - it's nice being underachieving little brother of DC and NY.


I dunno what the culture is like out west, but what I think helped me the most in my job search was having an "interests" section on my resume. I spent half of my job interviews talking about the time I spent reviewing video games and Brazillian Jiu Jitsu. Anything to make you stand out from the standard vanilla law student...

What school do you go to and what year are you?

[Serpent]

If you want to be a litigator, you seem like you're doing all the right things. I have a cousin who positively sucked it up in law school, got a load of trial experience in Jersey as a PD and is now making good money doing plaintiff's work - once you get that courtroom experience under your belt it's like the ultimate foot in the door.

I imagine Cali is a lot different than Philly in terms of legal culture, but I got to deal with some NYC attorneys at work over the summer, and everything you are saying seems true. They can be some sick bastards. It's like they do nothing but work and have inter-office affairs. That's part of the reason I wanted to stay in Philly - it's nice being underachieving little brother of DC and NY.


I dunno what the culture is like out west, but what I think helped me the most in my job search was having an "interests" section on my resume. I spent half of my job interviews talking about the time I spent reviewing video games and Brazillian Jiu Jitsu. Anything to make you stand out from the standard vanilla law student...

What school do you go to and what year are you?

I go to USD and it's my second year. My only concern is that I may have made a mistake coming here, since I pretty much gave up scholarship money and quite a bit of ranking, and both seem important. The scholarship money hurts financially, and the ranking I only care about to the extent of getting a job. Still, on balance, I really do love the weather here, even if I don't really go outside that much, and it's nice to be so far away from my family that I don't have to deal with any of them. If I stayed anywhere on the East Coast, chances are I'd run into them. That's another reason why I really don't want to go back to NYC.

For interests, what exactly did you list?

[Ephidel]

I wanna take some more titles at the SRK arcade but it keeps kicking me out for some reason.

Doesn't matter - you would have to score at least 7OOO points in snake to take my title and that is impossible.

[Stevie White]

Interests: Hiking; Running; Black Belt, Ryu Kyu Kempo; Brazilian Jiu Jitsu; Mixed Martial Arts enthusiast; Foreign cinema

"Foreign cinema" was my way to make "J-horror" and "Kung Fu Flicks" sound approachable. People loved the MMA stuff though... I originally had taken all that stuff off and it was more bland, but my boss/mentor at the time told me to put it back on. She thought I should have taken it a step further and put down that I was a heavy metal fan. A buddy of mine who works at my firm had skateboarding on there, and they went apeshit for that.

They really loved "video game reviewer" the most though - I swear to God, whether it was Tecmo Bowl, Coleco Vision, or whatever they bought for their kids last Christmas, every lawyer I met loved to talk about video games.

I really don't have much to give in the way of practical law school advice, as I'm only one year ahead of you... but I would say pick the classes that are the most interesting. Don't take anything because it's "on the bar" or because you think youi'll need it for work... you just have to relearn it anyway, crash course style.

[kcxj]

This porn (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/porn.jpg) is too good. I've never seen a fobby Asian girl so sexually aggressive before, and it's a huge turn-on. I wish watching AV was a socially acceptable hobby I could openly talk about with other people, like I can talk about horror movies, wine tasting, or sushi.

Whenever we go out, just like me, my best wingman has an insatiable appetite for the Asian smalls. Short, cute, and innocent looking. I'm surprised he doesn't literally break them half the time he's done with them.

Man, I'd kill for an aggressive, assertive, and sexually knowlegable girlfriend like the one in this AV though. You could just shut up and enjoy yourself completely for once, without having to teach the girl and tell her what you like. I never had one before, but I bet sex with a stripper or massage parlor girl would be amazing.

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I'm going to tell a girl I watch a lot of porn next time she asks me what I like to do in my spare time and see what kind of reaction I get.

Ideal reaction ---> she watches it, learns the moves I like, and then uses them on me during the f-close.

Worse reaction ---> Hmm... there is no worse reaction. Either she doesn't pay attention to me anymore, or she calls me a pervert... but that's awesome because then I can bounce it back her at her, and all of a sudden, we're having a conversation about sex.

[JackTenrac!]

Just lined up a sweet deal for where I'm moving. Seriously, my wife and I are gonna be banking. Time to make me a Destro helmet, for real.

Can you say...

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !

I sure can. So the Baroness is really gonna let you do this? or is in-law father Serpantor gonna lay a smackdown on the new base setup?
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I'm touching Wii tomorow. Hope I win it. :D
Niel Diamond: Touching youuuuu....TTTTTTTOooooooooooooooooooooouccccccccc hhhhhhingggg Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiii

...sweet Saaaaammmmmmmussssssss... kicking ass never felt this goooooooood!

[Dan?]

...sweet Saaaaammmmmmmussssssss... kicking ass never felt this goooooooood!

That reminds me. Last night we were playing Cranium at my friend's wedding anniversary (already been a year, it's crazy). There are these things called 'Humdingers' which involve humming the tune to a song and having your teammate try and guess what song it is. Two of my friends (the bride and her best friend) did not know the following two songs: Sweet Caroline, and Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head. WTF!? Do you live beneath rocks?! Rocks with soundproof walls?! Ridiculous.

[JackTenrac!]

That reminds me. Last night we were playing Cranium at my friend's wedding anniversary (already been a year, it's crazy). There are these things called 'Humdingers' which involve humming the tune to a song and having your teammate try and guess what song it is. Two of my friends (the bride and her best friend) did not know the following two songs: Sweet Caroline, and Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head. WTF!? Do you live beneath rocks?! Rocks with soundproof walls?! Ridiculous.

Yes, Dan?.Death to the ignorance of our generation..indeed! DEATH TO RUNEFAUST indeed!! SUPERNOVAAAAAAAAA THE BACKSHOT BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oldies will be avenged! TRIVIAL PERSUIT IT TO THEM TIL EVERY BOY AND GIRL CAN HUM "PARKING LOT" by Jony Mitchell!:rofl:
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:d::d::hp:
mm...mmm park park park.

[RaishinX]

I wanna take some more titles at the SRK arcade but it keeps kicking me out for some reason.

Doesn't matter - you would have to score at least 7OOO points in snake to take my title and that is impossible.

Ain't nobody fuckin' w/ my Pac-Man. Nobody. No one. Nowhere. No way. Nope. None. Naw. No. Smh. Pass. Decline. Negative.

[TehNewGuy]

Ain't nobody fuckin' w/ my Pac-Man. Nobody. No one. Nowhere. No way. Nope. None. Naw. No. Smh. Pass. Decline. Negative.

I accept your challenge, and I shall beast upon your score!

[Remy Saotome]

WTF?! Is the arcade premie-only now? I just tried to go there and it said that I don't have permission.

[RaishinX]

I accept your challenge, and I shall beast upon your score!

Oh God....

WTF?! Is the arcade premie-only now? I just tried to go there and it said that I don't have permission.

Try it again, occasionally SRK "bans" my account for a half our or so. Pretty annoying.

EDIT: Fuckdamn, I'm getting the same message....

[arcticninja]

wow, I just realized that Dan? has been here for over a year. I still think of him as "the new guy".

time sure flies.

[Dan?]

wow, I just realized that Dan? has been here for over a year. I still think of him as "the new guy".

time sure flies.

I know where you sleep, geezer.

Seriously though, I've been here a year already, so why do I still have to get your coffee every morning and wash SK's truck in those revealing shorts?

[Hunter D]

I know where you sleep, geezer.

Seriously though, I've been here a year already, so why do I still have to get your coffee every morning and wash SK's truck in those revealing shorts?

Because he likes seeing you in those shorts.:wink:

[Dan?]

Because he likes seeing you in those shorts.:wink:

Oh my.[/Eating a banana]

[arcticninja]

I know where you sleep, geezer.

Seriously though, I've been here a year already, so why do I still have to get your coffee every morning and wash SK's truck in those revealing shorts?


You went to film school didn't you? Does your daddy know you bring a brown man his coffee? It would kill him wouldn't it?

go get me another coffee, decrackenated.

[Ephidel]

All the title holders should at least be allowed in the SRK arcade.

Oh and fuck pacman. You want a real challenge play snake instead.

[Dan?]

You went to film school didn't you? Does your daddy know you bring a brown man his coffee? It would kill him wouldn't it?

go get me another coffee, decrackenated.

Film school? No sir.

I went to pain school.

*bobsled chase scene with uzis and cybernetic grizzly bears flying helicopters*

[arcticninja]

well played, sir

[Thongboy Bebop]

Film school? No sir.

I went to pain school.

*bobsled chase scene with uzis and cybernetic grizzly bears flying helicopters*
How do the bears work the controls? Do they have hands or are they hard-wired to the cortexes?

N

[Dan?]

How do the bears work the controls? Do they have hands or are they hard-wired to the cortexes?

N

Claws. Claws made of Radamantium: raddest of all metals.

Also, when is your Necro tutorial vid coming out? Your Twelve vid makes me have your babies without your consent.

[Murt!]

Hey Dan, how many rep points do you have?

[TS]

There should be a Highlander porn called The Dickening.

There should also be a pornstar named Oral B, like the toothbrush. Or maybe Oral D/Oral Dee, both work.

[Dan?]

Hey Dan, how many rep points do you have?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

Actually, my pathetic Power Rep-el is only 3728.

[Fudd]

Man, I really wanna see that episode of old school Dexter's Lab, Beard to be Feared.

"We can't send those guys in... They only have mustaches."

So fucking Godly.

[mr. newbie]

sooooooooo i don't like the idea of buying condoms. i'm cheap like you don't even know. if those things are to pricey i might just skip it and put it towad a ps3. i mean they're free at a zillion places, all of which aren't close to me. mann if stupid religious people and ignorant parents didn't run the school system i'd have em for free from school.

don't you get em free in college? my brother always did. college is gonna be great. horny drunk girls and free condoms?

[Wolfgang McFierce]

mann if stupid religious people and ignorant parents didn't run the school system i'd have em for free from school.


I don't want to pay money off my pocket so some kids I don't care about could have sex safely. Kids should buy their own damn condoms. Those teen issue classes they require you to do in high school should be enough. Free condoms for teens is some trivial ass shit for people to pay for. It's not all about religion, this is about people wanting free handouts aka you.

GET YO BROKE ASS A JOB AND BUY CONDOMS YO OWN DAMN SELF. STEP YO WALLET UP SON.

[arcticninja]

Claws. Claws made of Radamantium: raddest of all metals.



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RaishinX]

Oh and fuck pacman. You want a real challenge play snake instead.

Nah, I just want a title and a cute little thing by my screen name.

[JackTenrac!]

I'd try to follow up on Dan? with a DBZ joke, but the brokeness would lead up to several posts of "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh" and powersparks.

[Thongboy Bebop]

Claws. Claws made of Radamantium: raddest of all metals.

Also, when is your Necro tutorial vid coming out? Your Twelve vid makes me have your babies without your consent.
Haha, radamantium.

I'm pretty sick, so I stayed home from work today and I was just going to play some Fire Emblem and scratch my arse. But specifically since you asked, I'm gonna finally install my capture card and get to gettin'. Thanks Dan!

N

[Dan?]

Thanks Dan?!

N

Fixed.

Seriously though, thank you. I show the Thong of Rage (the video or a thong that I wear IRLness? I like to let the reader decide) to as many folks as I can. It's too broken.

Bear, speaking of DBZ sparks, DBZ Sparking! Neo! comes out very soon (it ships today, iirc). Excitement abounds.

God! Guitar Hero 2 came out today also, and Mark of Chaos looms on the horizon! My bank account is gonna need a senzu bean after this.

[Rico!]

I don't want to pay money off my pocket so some kids I don't care about could have sex safely. Kids should buy their own damn condoms. Those teen issue classes they require you to do in high school should be enough. Free condoms for teens is some trivial ass shit for people to pay for. It's not all about religion, this is about people wanting free handouts aka you.

GET YO BROKE ASS A JOB AND BUY CONDOMS YO OWN DAMN SELF. STEP YO WALLET UP SON.

last time i was at the pharmacy it was $12.99 for a pack of 12. Fuck that shit. I have a huge collection of them just because my college is so damn persistent about having sex seminars in an engineering school.

[Ephidel]

Nah, I just want a title and a cute little thing by my screen name.

That's what it's all about - I have no use for those G. Shields anymore. Anyway, it's time for me to take another title from someone - so long.

[H-F Blade]

I'm looking forward to the 3 day weekend already.

[Thongboy Bebop]

Fixed.

Seriously though, thank you. I show the Thong of Rage (the video or a thong that I wear IRLness? I like to let the reader decide) to as many folks as I can. It's too broken.

Bear, speaking of DBZ sparks, DBZ Sparking! Neo! comes out very soon (it ships today, iirc). Excitement abounds.

God! Guitar Hero 2 came out today also, and Mark of Chaos looms on the horizon! My bank account is gonna need a senzu bean after this.
Word, I'm happy to hear it. I think one of the main things about me not releasing new stuff is that I'm afraid it'll suck by comparison. I mean, Thong of Rage was the second video I ever made (Only ten people have seen the first one, it ain't pretty, haha), and it got really well received. I feel like there's all this expectation on whatever I release now, you know?

Also, I write for skcirT & spiT magazine (I get paranoid about my Boss searching for the name), and the December issue has a short guide I wrote on DBZ Sparking Neo, you should check it out. Tag/Transform 200% combos for the win!

And... I am officially boycotting Guitar Hero 2, now and forever. When part 1 came out everyone in my office played it, we lived that game for months. When I heard they were making 2, I wished desperately for only 2 songs: "Rocket" by Smashing Pumpkins or "Heart Shaped Box" by Nirvana. They send us the song list one day, and Oh my stars and garters, Heart Shaped Box is in the fucking game! It's like they knew!

Oh, but then. We got a copy a few weeks ago, I plug in my guitar, my pants-tightness at maximum. I pick Heart Shaped Box and... WHAT THE FUCK? WORST COVER EVER. They added 4 bars to the chorus for no good reason, they added a guitar solo that sounds like ass, and the guy who sings it sounds NOTHING like Kurt Cobain. Likesay, your friend in High School who loves Nirvana and wore his Incesticide t-shirt 4 days a week and now graduated to emo-*** and combs his hair over now and thinks Brendan from Panic! at the Disco, HE would have sung it better, and with more feeling.

In summation: Thanks, working on it, buy the Dec issue, fuck GH2, and "Doogie Howser just announced he is gay in People magazine, what the fuck?"

N

[Dan?]

Of course it probably won't be as well recieved as Thong of Rage, because you did such a fantastic job on it. Of course, if you can make ToR, you have it in you to perform that well, and SF says you can always improve. Red-parry your anxiety and make a new vid!

Yeah, I would boycott GH2, but...

Carry on my wayward sooooooooon,
There'll be peace when you are doooooooone,
Lay your weary head to reeeeeeeeest,
Don't you cry no moooooooooore...

It calls to me! The pigment of my skin will not let me avoid this game. Resistance is futile.

[Ephidel]

Yet another person loses their title to me in the SRK arcade.

Now, who's next? Hmmm....

[Azrael]

More US observations..
Yeah, I've found that the longer I'm away the more out of touch I become. I hear people talking about things I just have no clue about. For example - what the hell is Borat?

Az, I need a favour from someone in Japan to look up something for me, and possibly buy something and ship it to the states. You down?
Depends. What is it?

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I'm gonna be unemployed again come December. Since I hate my job I don't mind that much, but not having money again is gonna suck ass. I would seriously whore my body out if I knew where and how to do it.

This is one of those things Million has ranted on before, and he's right. If I was female, and I had the same attitude, I could easily find some sex industry job to support me for a few months. I wouldn't really have to do anything but lie there and take it (especially in Japan). I could find a place to work at easily. However, as a male, I have no idea where to even begin looking. Nor would I make the cash that a female in my position would be able to.

[9999]

Shit, looks like someone went on a rating spree of the threads...

[X-Sapphire]

Having to break up sucks. :sad:

[Rico!]

Law & Order Dvd sets - this makes me laugh. Probably the biggest waste of money on a dvd ever. Reruns come on at least 3 times a day on various station (and I know it's probably more) and random channels decide to do Law & Order marathons every weekend. If there's one show thats over saturated, its this one.

[Ne0phyte]

Shit, looks like someone went on a rating spree of the threads...
I was gonna mention that; I was happy when my thread had a five :(
Having to break up sucks. :sad:
What happened???

[Demon Dash]

Who's went crazy with the thread ratings?

[Rico!]

Still waiting for that Castlevania Collection, Konami!!

I might have to *gasp* buy original cartridges. Emulation is never satisfying for me. I like to own the actual game on a printed disc/cartridge.

[JackTenrac!]

"BIG HO'" [Griffon Mask] fog outside in the GTA...good time to use one of these (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:imagezoom%28%27NERF%20N-STRIKE%20LONGSHOT%20CS-6%20%27,%27http://images.hasbro.com/common/images/products/619832cdca51_main400.jpg%27,%27400%27,%27400%27%29 ;)...leaving a yu-gi-oh card with victim...wrath of the Duel Monsters Foam Killer.

Gord Martineau: "Today, a Blue Eyes White Dragon Yu Gi Oh card was left at a murder scene."

...ssggg where were these when I was a kid?

oooh, and Az...Borat = Ali G's second assist. Something like Martin Short's Jimminy. They are the same person, but the former takes on another identity with a joking matter.

[Serpent]

Yeah, I've found that the longer I'm away the more out of touch I become. I hear people talking about things I just have no clue about. For example - what the hell is Borat?


Depends. What is it?

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I'm gonna be unemployed again come December. Since I hate my job I don't mind that much, but not having money again is gonna suck ass. I would seriously whore my body out if I knew where and how to do it.

This is one of those things Million has ranted on before, and he's right. If I was female, and I had the same attitude, I could easily find some sex industry job to support me for a few months. I wouldn't really have to do anything but lie there and take it (especially in Japan). I could find a place to work at easily. However, as a male, I have no idea where to even begin looking. Nor would I make the cash that a female in my position would be able to.


No no, see, the FIRST thing you do is claim sexual harassment at your CURRENT job, THEN you become a stripper. Like that chick did a few months back, and the media helpfully didn't talk about much. Apparently she felt uncomfortable at work, maybe because she had clothes on I guess. Oh yeah, then you complain about being exploited, and bitch and whine some more.

After you get bored of that, you find some sucker to marry, and then "give up" your career to stay at home all day doing nothing. When your husband demands you cook or clean you complain about him being sexist and he should "do his own share" after he gets home from being at work all day. You may have to take an easy part time job where you fuck over people all day, since companies can not fire you, to make your argument a bit stronger. After 7 years of these terrible conditions, you divorce your husband, get the house, get children if you had them, get alimony/child support, and he works 80 hours a week and lives in a flat.

People think I hate women, I really don't. I'm actually very envious of them. I don't like working. If anything, I hate the government and the stupid laws that created this retarded system. But if you had given me the choice, I'd definitely have chosen to be a chick.

This is an actual convo I had with a feminist:

feminist: How can anyone be a mysoginist, what is wrong with men?
me: I'm a mysoginist
feminist: No you are not.
me: I'm pretty sure I know what I am, haven't you listened to me talk about women?
feminist: You only make fun of women that deserve it
me: That's pretty much all women, I don't think I've ever said anything positive about women, ever, since you've known me.
feminist: You don't know what you're talking about. A real mysoginist is an awful person, you're not a mysoginist.
me: I give up, you win. (under breath) stupid feminist bitch

You would think women would hate me in real life, but nope, see, most women are not like the loser SRK posters that defend women and neg me and all that. Most women seem to enjoy my anti-female rantings. I went nuts about a female prof last year, I had a crowd of females sitting there listening to my ranting, which only encouraged me more. They decided they hated her too for some reason, even though the thrust of my rant is she was a stupid chick and only got into law school because of her sex and she didn't deserve anything she's done all this time, that since she was female she was in no position to grade someone of superior intellect such as myself, etc. I called her a bitch a few times too, I did that on purpose because I thought girls hated that, nope, apparently they don't mind that either. Haha, but no, I'm not a mysoginist apparently. Hilarious, what do you have to do to make women hate you?

[celcius]

I hope the Dallas Mavericks start winning some games...

[Azrael]

I called her a bitch a few times too, I did that on purpose because I thought girls hated that, nope, apparently they don't mind that either. Haha, but no, I'm not a mysoginist apparently. Hilarious, what do you have to do to make women hate you?
Yeah, my last year of college I was pretty angry and bitter. I liberally let women know they could all die for all I cared. ...This made them want me more. It was funny, all the years before when I treated them like princesses, listened to their garbarge, went shopping with them, whatever, that made me nothing more than a tool to be used. But when I told them to eat shit and die, they wanted to jump into bed with me.

Women truly are irrational. End of story.

oooh, and Az...Borat = Ali G's second assist. Something like Martin Short's Jimminy. They are the same person, but the former takes on another identity with a joking matter.
Thanks...but I have no idea what you just said.

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It seems as if TLK is making a comeback.

[caliagent#3]

Yeah, this dude is about to lose his girl in a few weeks

[mr. newbie]

serpent how do you feel about your mom?

and can i please pay you to make appearences at my work? it's 80% female

[JackTenrac!]

Thanks...but I have no idea what you just said.


Ali G is Borat. Borat is an ref...or something.

btw...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCt4V_0IUfM&mode=related&search=

...Eddie laugh finish == GOLDEN

[Carpet Lint]

You would think women would hate me in real life, but nope, see, most women are not like the loser SRK posters that defend women and neg me and all that. Most women seem to enjoy my anti-female rantings. I went nuts about a female prof last year, I had a crowd of females sitting there listening to my ranting, which only encouraged me more. They decided they hated her too for some reason, even though the thrust of my rant is she was a stupid chick and only got into law school because of her sex and she didn't deserve anything she's done all this time, that since she was female she was in no position to grade someone of superior intellect such as myself, etc. I called her a bitch a few times too, I did that on purpose because I thought girls hated that, nope, apparently they don't mind that either. Haha, but no, I'm not a mysoginist apparently. Hilarious, what do you have to do to make women hate you?
Seriously though, women are fucking insane.

I mean I have to admit I wasn't with you 100% from the start, but when you actually think about it, all that shit clicks together.

Literally, their brains work in a completely different way than ours. Things like logic and common sense are only applicable to them when it's convenient.

It's like they act solely according to their FEELINGS, and everything is justified by how they feel. If they feel sad then whatever you're doing is wrong, because the world is perfect, and why should anything ever happen that would make them sad?

WE CAN'T WIN

The sheer, baffling illogical nature of their random selection process in dating is what confuses me the most. A woman can have a whole list of attributes of what she finds attractive in a man listed out, and even honestly believe it IN HER MIND...and then she can just go out and hook up with a guy who has absolutely nothing in common with her list. And the worst thing is that she will absolutely believe her list to the point of irrationality, and when she's confronted with the fact that she's batshit insane, she won't acknowledge or even understand that she is, because in her mind, the list is still there.

She can say all she wants about having a dependable, sensitive guy who she gets along with - and even truly believe it in her head - but she'll ditch it all as soon as the first guy that treats her like trash and is clearly poison for her comes along, and she'll have no idea that she's even doing something illogical.

Their minds just don't function based on logic and common sense. They're not even playing the same game as us. It's like we're trying to play checkers with them while they're trying to connect four - and they keep fucking winning with completely arbritary rules that they make up themselves as they go.

And we can never object, because society enables them to own us for free, and also because we love women SO MUCH MORE than women love men.

It's insanity, and I don't know what's more insane - women, or the fact that I can't stop loving them.

[Million]

Dammit I'm so jealous of Dr. Christian Troy on Nip/Tuck. This guy is one of the coolest tv characters in the history of the world. I wish I could be more like him....minus that little ass-rape situation from last season, of course.

to chime in on the beautiful hate going on here....when I got Saint's Row...the first thing I did was kill female NPCs for hours on end. I saw it as my own little Jack the Ripper or Ted Bundy sidequest. Ooooh that felt good, I tell ya. I would hide by a dumpster, see the bitch walk by...*SLASH!* Slash the fuck out of her face, then stab the body repeatedly. I occasionally switched out to a baseball bat for the sake of variety. This was all done as my Psycho Ronald McDonald character.... yeah...step up bitch and get cut.

Here is yet more proof of why Halloween is possibly the greatest holiday of all time: http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1512295215078406201GMYKhG

[TS]

You figure someone could shit out an erect penis? I mean, things go out a lot easier than they go in, I'm sure; that's what the anus is made for. The stiffness might cause problems, but I think you could shit a dick with relative ease. Easier than having it go all the way in, at least.

Btw, I like how some words are just exactly what they are. Like "asshole." It's the hole in your ass.

....genius.

[Rico!]

Ever since I realized that girls and sex are for nothing more than bragging rights, I just don't even care about them anymore. (which happened about 15 or so pages back)

And Love? Fuck love.



Of course, I'll still sexually harass women for the fun of it, but I'm really not going out of my way to fuck them.

[Carpet Lint]

Ooooh duuuude. Somehow I misinterpretted what you were saying, and I was all like "TS man, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???"

For some reason I thought you meant...like if you could shit out YOUR OWN erect penis. And I imagined it like...somehow passing or drifting backwards, through your own "taint", and dropping out your own colon.

And then I started to wonder what the BACK of a penis looked like - like what would emerge from your asshole - and it fucking blew my mind. Like...how well do you know your own penis if you can only see the front of it, man?

I think I'm drunk. Is this how Albert Einstein feels...but only ALL THE TIME?

[TS]

You know, people get high or drunk, and post things...and they think these things are very profound and amazing...that's generally an illusion.

However...they're usually pretty god damned entertaining. And, really, that's equally as good.

It would be interesting to know what kind of situation would make someone's dick do a U-turn like that, though. I'm guessing that may have happened to some of the guys who saw the "One Night in Chyna" video.

[Serpent]

Ever since I realized that girls and sex are for nothing more than bragging rights, I just don't even care about them anymore. (which happened about 15 or so pages back)

And Love? Fuck love.



Of course, I'll still sexually harass women for the fun of it, but I'm really not going out of my way to fuck them.

Did you join NO ASS? I think Viscant is printing up t-shirts. I sure as hell hope he isn't going to bring everyone over here for meetings or anything though. I mean I agree with him in theory on a lot of things, but if people were to know I listened to him on something I could be irreparably harmed in terms of my career.

[Rico!]

Well not that extreme yet as to join NO ASS...

I'm not going out of my way for sex, but I'm not going out of my way to avoid it either (as if effort is necessary on that part)

[Dasiatic]

sooooooooo i don't like the idea of buying condoms. i'm cheap like you don't even know. if those things are to pricey i might just skip it and put it towad a ps3. i mean they're free at a zillion places, all of which aren't close to me. mann if stupid religious people and ignorant parents didn't run the school system i'd have em for free from school.

don't you get em free in college? my brother always did. college is gonna be great. horny drunk girls and free condoms?

only if you're going to a sorority college. dont let movies like national lampoon and other teen comedies fool you. its not always like that.

[Alzarath]

Think I may skip class today to play more FFXII :looney:

[4neqs]

^Now, I'm not going to go "o gnos thats bad" on you, I do hope that in the even t that you do incur bad or low grades, you don't cry or feel uber sad. At least, in this case, you *know* it's the skipping to play rad game part that lead to it.

Some of the freshmen (and embarrassingly, some of the older people) here I swear. They're the ones goofing off, and when they get failing marks at the end of the term, the girls cry as though they grew dicks or something.

[JackTenrac!]

laptop burnt my leg...health hazard my ass. I can feel the hit points coming right off.

-10

-10

-10

-10

-10

[Alzarath]

^Now, I'm not going to go "o gnos thats bad" on you, I do hope that in the even t that you do incur bad or low grades, you don't cry or feel uber sad. At least, in this case, you *know* it's the skipping to play rad game part that lead to it.

Some of the freshmen (and embarrassingly, some of the older people) here I swear. They're the ones goofing off, and when they get failing marks at the end of the term, the girls cry as though they grew dicks or something.

lol

nah I'm doin fine in this class so far, not really worried about it tbh

edit: yes, even if I were to fail, I couldn't complain, would be my fault /shrug

[4neqs]

It's cool, I similarly wasted classes that way playing Crono Trigger. :B

[Dasiatic]

Think I may skip class today to play more FFXII :looney:

I knw tis fas-ass while boy who reserved his FFXII, got his the same day it cam out. and told me the same thing. Dont you hate it when you get a new game, but then its tuesday?

[Alzarath]

I knw tis fas-ass while boy who reserved his FFXII, got his the same day it cam out. and told me the same thing. Dont you hate it when you get a new game, but then its tuesday?

Word, hate when high-profile games come out real early in the week.

[JackTenrac!]

^ hahahahaah, me and a buddy of mine in first year when Final Fantasy Tactics Advance came out. We were linking up in Humanities lol! That and Advance Wars during lectures. Then came free period classes or no shows. Street Fighter EX and Halo FTW.

-10 hp
-10 hp

-10 hp

[DropKick Murphy]

^ hahahahaah, me and a buddy of mine in first year when FFTA came out. We were linking up in Humanities lol! That and Advance Wars during lectures. Then came free period classes or no shows. Street Fighter and Halo FTW.

-10 hp
-10 hp

-10 hp

Shit son, you need an antidote or something. You better use it quick cause I dont have anymore phoneix downs.

[RaishinX]

Have any of you guys ever had someone that wanted to kick your ass simply because you didn't say "hi" to them even if doing so would've interrupted a conversation? I mean really, stop being pathetic, dude.

[JackTenrac!]

- I ate food...and I healed. No pain!
- anyhow...

happy go lucky == man's way of saying "I wet myself and don't know how to project it without showing the true colors of what transpired through the most pathetic way possible."

[Taito]

I just saw Internal Affairs.. the production and dialogue and acting and music and direction and.. everything in The Departed are a million times better than IA.. but IA handled the crimeboss' death and ending a lot better.. so I'm sorta torn over which movie is better, but I can understand all the HK movie geeks that prefer IA..

[Rico!]

Oh shit! capcom classics collect 2 is coming out tuesday. Arcade perfect Super Turbo + Strider!!!

[maxx]

soo a britney spears sextape leaked. i just saw it on..porn....tube...google it.

ya it was 19 seconds of a sucky blowjob. you can kinda be sure its her but not exactly..plus its only 19 seconds of her lickin k-feds dick..boooo!!!! i hope its like paris hilton where its released in stages and a full version gets released soon.

[H-F Blade]

The 3 day weekend is finally here. I didn't feel like going to my late night class but I figured what the heck, why not.

[mr. newbie]

my 3 day weeked is lookign boring. i've got no new games. i got paid but i don't even care. so much of it goes in the bank why bother?

i'd like to get started working out again, but it's hard to find a plan for only dumbbells.

[celcius]

I had three tests and gave a speech this week, but the 3-day weekend is here at last!:wgrin:
Now if I can just make it 'till Thanksgiving break...

[Azrael]

I just saw that Britney notifed Federline of her intent to divorce...by cell text message. ...What a bitch! Breaking up with someone is always something you should do face to face (unless the person is dangerous or something), ESPECIALLY in the case of a marriage. She deserves a nice, high staircase.

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The OC: Rich white kids have problems too. Or, 90210: The Next Generation. Am I wrong?

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Who the fuck writes the summaries on tv.com? A 13 year old? "This was a funny scene ahahahaaha". I hope they're not paying someone for that.

[H-F Blade]

I wish they'd just go to the living room already. I need my space for the day. It's been a hectic week. 2 midterms + a huge project due.

[Carpet Lint]

I just saw that Britney notifed Federline of her intent to divorce...by cell text message. ...What a bitch! Breaking up with someone is always something you should do face to face (unless the person is dangerous or something), ESPECIALLY in the case of a marriage. She deserves a nice, high staircase.
WHILE HE WAS IN TORONTO

I was reading this fascinating (lollerskatez) article about the break-up, and apparently it's theorized that the timing of the divorce announcement (November 6) indicates that it was a decision that was probably made a while ago.

Apparently their pre nup calls for an increase to Federline's...I don't know, alotment or something, almost like she's paying him husband wages or something like that - I don't know anything about prenuptial agreements.

But apparently these legal arrangements generally have standard 30 day grace periods attached. And since November 6 was apparently exactly two years and a month after their marriage, it's too conicidental to assume that it wasn't all planned out.

Meaning the pre nup calls for K-Fed's husband pay to jump in pay grade every 365 + 30 days. If she had filed for divorce a day later, the marriage would have been like officially two years long (in relation to the context of the pre nup) and so she would have had to pay a higher alimony settlement.

Chances are she was already planning on the divorce, probably told him a while before, and that text message was just like a "IT'S OFFICIAL NOW BITCH" bit to rub it in.

Or maybe she planned it all out without telling him, and the text was like...
<someone tells a joke>
BS: lol kekekeke
KF: ROFL
BS: btw divorce
BS: =(
KF: O RLY?
BS: YA RLY
BS: =P
KF: y u dun tell me earlyr??????
BS: oops
BS: did it again
BS: FUCK YOU NIGGA

YES! Someone steal that Blackberry. The world must know!

[Serpent]

my 3 day weeked is lookign boring. i've got no new games. i got paid but i don't even care. so much of it goes in the bank why bother?

i'd like to get started working out again, but it's hard to find a plan for only dumbbells.

I used to work out with only dumbells when I didn't have access to a gym. All you really need are dumbells and a bench to have a decent workout. You'll want to work out about 4 days a week, pick and match what you want to do:

Concentration Curls
Alternating dumbell curls
Hammer curls

I forget the names for these but, both are triceps:
(on bench) arms extended straight, bend towards head to 90 degree angles
(standing) arms straight up, 90 degree bend behind head
triceps kickbacks (I never did these)

shrugs

calf raise
squats
lunges

crunches/situps
pilates stuff (I just did situps only, maybe this works better for you)

shoulders:
standing press
(sitting) palms facing you in front of chest, raise upwards and rotate (palms out)

dumbell chest press
flys
pushups

You can obviously invert/decline a lot of the bench stuff. There are actually two types of flys you'll want to do, one is the rotating one that's more like a press, and the other is more where you bring your arms closer together.

We have a gym, so the only real difference now is I use barbells way more with the smith machine, and use a few machines for legs. Otherwise, I think you're almost better off just being very focused with dumbells. There's a thread for this, but it's too long and I figured I'd just help you out here.

[Million]

Even the hot pieces of ass on OC are not enough to keep me watching for long. I haven't even seen it in well over a year now.

And now the rest of today's Random Talking Points Memo...

-The Honda Element is so fucking ugly...it should be illegal. Much like the Pontiac Asstek, it looks like a huge lunchbox on wheels....big goofy ass lunchbox rollin' down the street. I can't help but always think "what the FUCK were you thinking?" when I look at the people driving these things. It's geeky and goofy, and not in the cool way either. It's offensively geeky. In MY world, law enforcement would pull you over for driving around in such nonsense... "Excuse me sir....you have any idea how ugly your vehicle is? You realize it is against the law to drive this, the Asstek, Geo Metros and the El Camino, right?"

...and yeah, what the hell is up with the Geo Metros? Thankfully that's becoming a rare sight. Those cars look like they should cost no more than 46 dollars and change. I wonder how much these vehicles hurt one's game? Imagine you're trying to impress some hot bitch that's probably nearly out of your league anyway, but you got the 1st date. You show up in a GEO METRO. Don't be surprised if she suddenly comes down with the flu, and you never hear from her again. Five minutes later she's on the phone : "I KNOW this nigga didn't just come to pick me up in a GEO METRO.", or "I KNOW he wasn't going to take me out in a PACER from the 70s."

-and where is the durability anyway? I bet if you crashed a Geo Metro into a 10 year old on a bike...your Metro would be totally destroyed.

-time for some serious hedgeclippin'...my TOGURO™ basically has an afro at this point. I now have an unprecedented level of wild pubic foliage.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

so I found out my brother is one more complaint away from being suspended. what's really crazy about that is that he's only 5... yeah, that's madness. apparently he's been fighting, taking people's money and D-BOing other kids for their cookies.


I taught him well I see...

[maxx]

so I found out my brother is one more complaint away from being suspended. what's really crazy about that is that he's only 5... yeah, that's madness. apparently he's been fighting, taking people's money and D-BOing other kids for their cookies.


I taught him well I see...

lol your brothers like an 80's style bully. thats amazing...i didnt know they still existed. do they got nerds with pocket protectors in your town too?

[doujinshi_2001]

I drew a lot of stuff today...mostly tattoos I want to get soon. I'm pretty happy with how they came out I just wish I knew a way to get good pics on here or something. I tried taking regular pics and it doesn't show the graphite shading too well...

[EveryFlowerFlow]

do they got nerds with pocket protectors in your town too?

not that I've seen :lol:

[SNAAAAKE]

I wanna fuck a fat girl..not all "huuge" but lil chubby..could be fun..someday :looney:


started working out again..after like a year..yeah this sucks but this time I will DEFINITELY TRY :xeye:

[DropKick Murphy]

so I found out my brother is one more complaint away from being suspended. what's really crazy about that is that he's only 5... yeah, that's madness. apparently he's been fighting, taking people's money and D-BOing other kids for their cookies.


I taught him well I see...

That little nigga sounds mad hood.

[Stabby]

I just listened to my neighbours having sex. Well, the female. And she might not actually be my neighbour. Or it could have been someone beating a dog.

I really hate the Japanese. Why do they consider pissing on each other a part of normal intercourse? If that chick on the other side of the wall was Japanese, I would have burst through the wall and told her to shut up.

I'd like to see mainstream porn from all the societies on earth. It would give interesting insights into how those things work.

And I'd really like to see some Japanese porn made for the female. If the guys get off on the girl crying and struggling, what do the girls get off with?

[TheSix]

Wow. It finally happened. A girl who I barely knew walked up to me and said "You play bass? That's awesome. Bass is so much cooler than guitar."


....but then, there is that part of me that thinks she was fucking with me.....bitch. Die please.

[Azrael]

And I'd really like to see some Japanese porn made for the female. If the guys get off on the girl crying and struggling, what do the girls get off with?
Silly Stabby. Japanese guys don't care if the girl gets off or not.

[Murt!]

Nick Arcade = greatest piece of programming ever.

[TS]

Re: Nick Arcade
YES IT IS. Look at the host! The sweaters he wears...OMG...the sweaters!!

And some of those kids get PISSED, too. I remember watching one episode, and red team had like 295 points, and the Yellow team had 63, or some shit. And they were visibly upset. And it was hillarious. And then they answered one question right, and all of a sudden it was a tie.

And the kids hella sucked at every game. The challenge would be to score 20 points in Sonic the Hedgehog, and they would just walk into the first opponent and die instantly.

And it was all about that impossible green-screen game they had, that nobody ever beat.


Good times...

[Demon Dash]

I think GD just got pruned, I lost 100 posts...

[mr. newbie]

thanks serp. i'm gonna so some righyt now.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

http://www.xboxic.com/news/1966

:lol:

man is a savage

[DropKick Murphy]

:lol:

man is a savage

He couldve waited till he got out of the store.

[kimjongiLL]

It figures I can't resist replying to a sex related post.... Anyway...
Silly Stabby. Japanese guys don't care if the girl gets off or not.
That's a ridiculous generalization.

I don't know about real life, since I don't have any Japanese male friends, but in the porns I like, the foreplay is always as long, if not longer than the intercourse. I don't know what he's saying, but the guy porn star I like is always talking dirty to the girl during the intercourse too and she gets way into it.

Guy's sexual turn on ---> boobs, ass, and boning

Girl's sexual turn on ---> imagination, laughter, dirty talk

I'm Chinese, and I went to the book store a couple months ago and read Kim Catrall's book on sex and some other book about female orgasms. It tells you all about the g-spot, how a girl's body works, and the actual physical techniques you can use. The rest I picked up from treating porn as an educational tool instead of just oogling how much you like the girl and then masterbating to it.

I might as well say, (insert whatever other nationality) guys don't care if the girl gets off or not, if the Japanese comment is really the case.

(I love the noises the Japanese/Korean girls make btw... It's a very femanine voice, it shows they've put away all their inhibitions, and it's a huge turn on for me. I actually couldn't come last time of my friends was intimate with me, but she kept silent... So the lesson I learned is don't hate on it, until you've tried it for yourself.)

[EveryFlowerFlow]

It figures I can't resist replying to a sex related post.... Anyway...

That's a ridiculous generalization.

I don't know about real life, since I don't have any Japanese male friends, but in the porns....


*sigh*

[tsumi]

ya gribsbe

[Boleslaw]

I don't think I have ever enjoyed a thread with a title that begins with the word "so".
Such threads should be a rsigley copyright, if even then should their creation happen.

The SRK Sages? Posts in super thread

Million 727
VG Emblem 535
Bear Ryoma 506
Azrael 442
no9176 399
FistsofFury 384
abacabb 369
Dan? 362
*InVeRs3* 351

[TS]

Billy West, voice of Fry from Futurama, and a billion other voices, has prostate cancer. He seems to be in good condition, from what I hear, I was scared for a minute.

New Futurama episodes next year, yay.



Now that everyone has jerked off to the Britney Spears sex tape video, I'd like to inform you that it's fake. Why? I don't know.

What K-Fed should do is find some chick who looks exactly like Britney, and then make a sex tape with her. That would be evil genius. And he could do god-knows-what to the girl, and it would be hard to deny it. As a matter of fact, he shouldn't even be in the video, but find some guy who looks just like him, but with like a 13-inch penis.

What's weird is that I read that fool is asking for full custody of the kids...? Yeah, I'm sure he'll get that, haha. Funny how he doesn't have interest in getting custody of the kid(s?) he had with the other chick he knocked up...the family he Gambit glitched on to be with Britney.


I need to learn how to play the piano. That shit is hardcore.



Stupid people love to call other people stupid.

[JackTenrac!]

:lol:

man is a savage

- ...all that trouble for an non-japanese game? you must be joking.

[DropKick Murphy]

Kingdom Come was leeked on Friday. I dont wanna download that shit tho, must purchase.

[Dangerous J]

Kingdom Come was leeked on Friday. I dont wanna download that shit tho, must purchase.

is this a movie based on the DC comic mini series or something totally unrelated?

[DropKick Murphy]

Nah Hovs new album.

[Rico!]

I took some video yesterday of some people preaching and some anti-religious people arguing in the middle of Union Square. I'll post up later if the sound is clear enough.

[TehNewGuy]

Does anyone remember the Family Sized bucket of French fries from McDonalds about 8 or 9 years ago? That was the holy grail of french fries. It was the food equivilant of Jessica Alba putting her love hole to your face and saying "eat this". And not the stinky love hole, the one from which babies are shot from.

[NG1313]

There should be a movie on an anti-superhero called Virgin Manny, on a lifelong mission, trying to get laid.

[Million]

I'd love to create a game where one of the characcters is a woman with a Pregnancy Power Attack. She gets pregnant, and enters rapid gestation stage(this functions as the startup animation), then fires the baby like a missile....it's childbirth used as a weapon. I'd also have a male character with super acidic piss streams as a special. Projectile Diarrhea would be a nice tactic as well. I don't even care what the situation is...I just want to one day see projectile diarrhea as a special move...in a game with decent control of course(*not some random no-name japanese-only garbage). Hmm...a powered up version could be similar to Contra's Spread gun...just with shit juice and chunks. Come on, we need this. Primal Rage already gave us a pissing fatality.

See, if only I had the proper funding, I would easily come up with the greatest games ever created. I am absolutely serious.

[Dan?]

I don't think I have ever enjoyed a thread with a title that begins with the word "so".
Such threads should be a rsigley copyright, if even then should their creation happen.

The SRK Sages? Posts in super thread

Million 727
VG Emblem 535
Bear Ryoma 506
Azrael 442
no9176 399
FistsofFury 384
abacabb 369
Dan? 362
*InVeRs3* 351

Low tier revolution, baby.

I'm completely in love with GoW. It's two parts Killswitch, one part Republic Commando, a seasoning of Halo, and served with a side of ownslaw. Curb-stomping is a wonderful, wonderful thing.

[Carpet Lint]

My friend got it, and I was playing it until like 2:30 AM yesterday until he kicked us out of his house. Fuckin' bitch.

I swear to God almighty, whoever thought up the idea to put chainsaws on guns...GREATEST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF IDEAS EVER.

[Dan?]

My friend got it, and I was playing it until like 2:30 AM yesterday until he kicked us out of his house. Fuckin' bitch.

I swear to God almighty, whoever thought up the idea to put chainsaws on guns...GREATEST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF IDEAS EVER.

Warhammer 40,000 has been using chainsaw weapons for years, and FINALLY someone stood up and said "You know what? We can murdah some folks with that." and put it in a game. God bless them, every one.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

Nah Hovs new album.

don't expect too much. =/

[Rico!]

Serp, what exactly are the benefits of joining NO ASS (does that stand for something?)?

[Serpent]

Serp, what exactly are the benefits of joining NO ASS (does that stand for something?)?

National Organization Against Surplus Sex

We define surplus as any sex.

I believe Viscant is getting some t-shirts printed up. There will also be meetings apparently, but I'm trying to push for none of them ever being here.

The benefits are the ability to concentrate on your career and live a happy, healthy life. Usually people that deal with women have very high stress and depression/anxiety. By cutting off sexual relations, you will reduce your risk of recieving STDs, violence from jealous men and spiteful women, ridiculous amounts of drama, and women's attempts at changing you and crippling your self esteem.

Viscant always tells me I should drop down to 155 and fight at that weight, I'm beginning to think he's right. With the casting call for 155, UFC seems to want to rebuild the division. It's the weakest division so it'd be the smartest place for me to start. Also, by dropping down that far, I should be stronger than most people in the division (like Hughes does for his division). Of course, this is just ideal thinking, since I'd never commit and I hate cardio. I'm probably better off sticking with my legal career. I wonder if Viscant really has the theory and I'd have the ability to make it though.

[JackTenrac!]

- Woke up today... in search of Doritos. BBQ. Or spicy... and a destructive Jamaican pepper sauce combination...craving it hard was the first thing I could do. I'll get her by today
.... and die alone</geese>

- did a barrel roll in dodgeball yesterday. Whooo! Black men playing dodgeball to celebrate a man's birthday. If we bust out in
NERF guns for his wedding, I'll love it forever.

Friend 1: "I do."
Friend 2: "I do"
me :"I don't..." fap fap fap!
Jim Belouchi : "NERFF FIGHT!!!"
NERF bullets fly through the church as the newly weds escape the madness.

...that just went fuken well.

[Azrael]

That's a ridiculous generalization.

I don't know about real life, since I don't have any Japanese male friends, but in the porns I like
Ooookay...

In one corner we have the champ, whose lived in Japan for 4 years, speaks fluent Japanese, and has had his share of sexual adventures in the land of the Rising Sun.

....In the other corner we have the challenger, a man who will use as the basis of his argument everything he's seen in Japanese pornography. Let me repeat that in case you missed it, Japanese pornography.

......Do we really even need to do this?

EDIT
I can't help myself.

I might as well say, (insert whatever other nationality) guys don't care if the girl gets off or not, if the Japanese comment is really the case.

Yeah, you're right. It's silly of me to form an opinion based on 4 years of actual experience. I too shall turn to porn, for the world that exists in porn must surely mirror reality.

...I really wanna bone a white chick, so I'm gonna order a pizza and when the cute delivery girl asks for a tip, I'll drop my pants and tell her she can keep the change. Maybe I can make it a threesome if my fax machine breaks down.

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I should play more GGXX Slash. I kind of gave up on it around #R. It sucks playing at a-cho, cause I practice at home and then go to the arcade and get fuckin' destroyed. Really demoralizing, even if you do realize you're trying to hone your skills against the best IN THE WORLD.

I should play more A3 too. I love that game to death.

I don't go to the arcade that often anymore. Which kind of sucks, because a-cho is now a 10 MINUTE BIKE RIDE from my apartment. Seriously, that's like having Evo all the time in your backyard. Part of me thinks this is a gigantic waste. Never will I have such a great opportunity - to play against the best, and to play a game where comp is dead more or less everywhere else.

But then it's like, in order to keep up with those guys I'd have to put in serious training time. I don't have that much time, ESPECIALLY living with a gf. Part of me also feels like maybe I'm growing out of it a bit.

I'm gonna be jobless next month though, so maybe with my increased free time I'll try to go to the arcade more.

[DropKick Murphy]

don't expect too much. =/

Its Okay. Not that great.

[Demon Dash]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAD8IaNabYE

[Stabby]

Az,

A new GG revision (Arc Core) is coming out very soon. I don't think it would be wise to invest in Slash right now, since the new one is a major overhaul of the system.


Working as a porn star in Japan is bad enough, but working as a bestiality porn star? How badly off do you need to start fucking dogs?

But I guess you'd want to fuck dogs anyway to make the vids at all. Most people would take it as a dare like "Would you fuck a dog for 100k?" but these girls are fucking dogs for like 9.50/hr, if that much. I have no idea how into beast stuff the Japanese are.

Oh well.

[mr. newbie]

searching for colleges is intensely boring. anybody else in the same boat'?

[fishjie]

Ah last night I went out drinking with my two buddies and we're sitting at this table when all of a sudden FOUR GIRLS approach us and sit at our table and start chatting with us. then we danced with them. i was like COOL!

but since we couldn't step our game up, we could not land the "f-close". :rofl:

but i must have talked to like ten girls that night just because I asked them for a lighter. smoking cigarettes. the easiest way to open up a conversation. i havent gotten addicted just yet, even though i started over a year ago now, and hopefully that will remain the case for a while. i think as long as i never buy my own pack I will be okay.

but yeah, enough going out and i can be like a kcxj#2. but really, i'd rather just stay at home and study programming books.

[Million]

4 Non Blondes, Another Bad Creation, Skee Lo, Eternal, Oates, Eagle Eye Cherry, The Divinyls, those guys from No Doubt, Afroman, the delicious EnVogue, etc. I wonder what these people are doing right now? In particular...I'm always more interested in those who didn't quite hit it big....i.e., ABC, Snow, Dream, 3T, etc.(*not EnVogue or No Doubt...they were around for a little while at least) What is that like to have an album, and actually acheive fame....for one or two songs, and then fade into obscurity? That's gotta hurt. It has to be the equivalent of your ego getting kicked in the nutsack a few times. I don't know what I'd do....to be on top for a minute with an apparently bright future....and then in a matter of weeks...America forgets, and I'm back to "just another regular person". How could one deal with going back to no-name status? I couldn't do it...and I'd have absolutely no shame in what I do to attempt to maintain some spotlight....yeah, I would be one of those has-beens that was great for awhile...and then you see him doing pop culture commentary on a VH1 show....or on another of their CelebReality things, hanging out with Hammer, Trishelle, and "George Jefferson".

Damn, that's really a stupid ass name..."Eagle Eye Cherry". Supposedly that was the guy's real name. What kind of asshole names their son that? It's not only stupid, it sounds like of fruity too.

*there is an enemy on this season of Power Rangers that was called "Megahorn". I couldn't believe what I heard at first, 'cause I could've sworn it sounded like another character was saying "...but MEGAWHORE!..". I had to roll that back to hear it again....ah, fun. Tune in next time, as the Rangers battle a new threat....MEGA-WHORE!!!

*the No Doubt guys....wouldn't you be pissed if you were them? I certainly would. They had a good thing going...success, cash just flowing like water...recognition, fame, etc. etc. Then, Gwen shoots to super-star status, and leaves the guys in the dust....dropped 'em like a coke habit. They still got some money from the success they had...but damn...Gwen just ...just left them hanging. Heh, I haven't seen that happen since R.Kelly left Public Announcement in the dust. Where are those guys now? They must be bitter as well.....they didn't even have major success, really. Honey Love was the big hit, and it was all solo R. Kelly after that point.

[Serpent]

Ah last night I went out drinking with my two buddies and we're sitting at this table when all of a sudden FOUR GIRLS approach us and sit at our table and start chatting with us. then we danced with them. i was like COOL!

but since we couldn't step our game up, we could not land the "f-close". :rofl:

but i must have talked to like ten girls that night just because I asked them for a lighter. smoking cigarettes. the easiest way to open up a conversation. i havent gotten addicted just yet, even though i started over a year ago now, and hopefully that will remain the case for a while. i think as long as i never buy my own pack I will be okay.

but yeah, enough going out and i can be like a kcxj#2. but really, i'd rather just stay at home and study programming books.

:rofl: :rofl:

Actually, I don't think he gets "f-close" all that often, especially the first time he meets a girl. You shoulda been like.."Do you have e-mail?" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

He might have actually upgraded to "Let's swap #s" but hey, you've only been at it for a day, and it took him like a year to get that far.

I think the girls sitting at the table with you is an "IOI" though! If I was like Krang, I'm sure I could come up with more retarded overthinking not based on reality, but I've had my fun already mocking him, so I'll stop now.

[mr. newbie]

f-close? :lol: wtf is this!?

and fish you reall enjoy programming? like as a hobby?

[Carpet Lint]

but really, i'd rather just stay at home and study programming books.
Amen to that, brother.

I love working for a bank. I get Monday off (long weekend, woohoo!) because of Remeberance Day...which was Saturday. So Monday's like...I don't even know...the day after post-Rememberance Day. No one even cares.

Same with my cousin who works for the government doing CSI-type lab analysis stuff. It's brilliant. Government and bank employers and employees are so lazy that they have to give us at least a day off every month for any reason, just so we don't go crazy and shoot up everyone.

Baba ba baba
I am liking this

The greatest thing about this job is that the four years I spend as a Computer Science major contributes absolutely NOTHING to the skills I require in performing my job - except for the fact that I WAS a Computer Science major.

It was like...they just look for whether or not you have a Computer Science degree to see IF you can take being horribly sodomized, as well as for HOW LONG, and HOW OFTEN. Like "Wow, a degree in Engineering Science!?! Jesus, we could probably fit an entire grapefruit in your anus!"

If I ever work my way up to hiring manager, I'm just going to throw the resumes out and ask them to grade their proficiencies with each relevant skillset on a scale of actors that appeared in Street Fighter. From "that Japanese dude that played Captain Sawada" and up.

"How's your Java?"
"Not that great, I haven't seen much of it since university, but a refresher course could put me right back up. Maybe...I don't know, a 'Wes Studi as Sagat' level for Java."
"Hmm...okay. I won't lie, we use a lot of Java, so not that great there. But how about .NET technologies?"
"Oh I'm definitely Van Damme with .NET, possibly even Raul Julia on good days."
"Welcome aboard!"

[Gasaraki]

Az,

A new GG revision (Arc Core) is coming out very soon. I don't think it would be wise to invest in Slash right now, since the new one is a major overhaul of the system.


I think it's called GGXX Accent Core.

[Rico!]

Man thats nice av

---

While overall a pretty shitty game, Chaos Legion had a good soundtrack.

[JackTenrac!]

^ What, Lint? you gotta Visual Basic Psycho Crushaaa waitin' for the boss?
meh, I'm Kylie Manogue with Java...in fact, I break off fools with a Matcher Class Killer Bee Assault with only one Super instanitation of that class following some dirty array mixup through randomization til all the numbers do a good set up for a neck break try/catch.

[RoninChaos]

Guys, I'm slowly going through the forums and cleaning up, closing, and restarting various threads. I will be starting this thread over, and locking this one for a week before deletion. Please save any posts in here that you'd like to keep before they're deleted.

Here's a link to the new thread.

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122323