transistorglamor, post: 4542419 wrote:
i unintentionally got proficient enough with tager to beat up scrubs because i often accidentally press start too soon and select him instead of lambda....
Ben Reed, post: 4542417 wrote:
I use Tager because he fights magical anime bullshit with magnets.
He has cool shades and a cool underbite. He clanks when he walks and he extols the virtue of science while he's slamming your favorite cosplayer into the dirt. He hates his life because he's enslaved by a bitchy catgirl and has no control over his actions. Despite this, a slutty squirrel girl wants to ride his gigantic cyborg nuts. Tager would tap that somewhat furry ass and publish his findings in the journal Nature (or perhaps Applied Physics Quarterly, depending on how many magnets were involved).
The only bad part about Tager is that he can't get any bars on his cell phone. Maybe if he took those fucking Tesla coils off his arm he could actually get some reception. But he won't, because magnets are more awesome than bars.