Once again I see SRK is doing their best to kill the scene. Where are all my dawgs at from last year explaining how DC MVC2 was the worst thing since Hitler?
Are we really going to sit around and accept a game that is only 99.x% accurate? This shit is serious yo, because I am completely able to invent some contrived scene where *those 0.x% differences HELLA MATTER.* Some say I could just learn to adjust my game around those trivial 0.x% diffs, but yo that shit would not be PURE. I didn't start playing games so I'd have to be learning 0.x% new stuff every 5 years. I mean fast flys, pushblocking, 4,023 resets, the unblockables- yo no prob I'll hella learn that. But accept that my AC doesn't do exactly the same thing it was once-in-a-blue-moon useful for before? I'm *hella* not learning to work around that, just because SRK conspired with Xbox to produce a shitty port. I mean wtf is that? Random tiny shit that once worked should ALLLLLWAYS work and never have to be adjusted, because adjusting is not for winners.
Who cares that the players of ALL the other games are playing on ports that are even less accurate? This is *MVC2*. If other playas are too pussy to lecture SRK on how the ports must be 100000% accurate, then I will step up, because SRK really needs to fix this.
Some people say that we talk a lot even though we only play one game, never turn out, and whine 3x more than everyone else. What they fail to realize is that *we are the shit* and are #1 stunnas at being suburbanites faking the thug life. Remember that time 3 years ago when people cheered during an mvc2 match? That shit was tight yo.
I for one am not putting up with this shit. I don't care if kicking it with my friends in Vegas at the best party for my hobby would be fun. I am changing my AV to a picture of Martin Luther King Jr. saying "boycott" because I am doing some noble-ass shit here. We have been oppressed long enough, and the man needs to recognize that we are HELLA serious because our 5 year old game that didn't even get XBox Live support is an important presence on today's gaming scene.
higher s-keezy (get it? I am making a reference to marijuana, which I smoke, because my maverick status means I am unafraid to defy laws and also that I party a lot and not with skanks either. Okay sometimes with skanks.)