Originally posted by RandomNigga
Call sent ground, triangle dash behind her. If she turns around to confront you and not get crossed-up, leave her be; the pussy is on lock. If she gets hit by drones and passes out, rape her; all the fun of prom with no expense. If she takes three from sent in the face and is still conscious, claim her; she's a keeper.
Originally posted by chair_home
You'll grow to about twice your regular size, but strangely, your overalls and plumber's hat will grow to fit you too. If you pick up any flowers, you'll be able to throw fireballs, but watch out for turtles and potatoes with feet, touching them will revert you to your original size.
Did you raise with AK?
i have a poker tournament in 3 hours...anybody have tips in winning a No-Limit Holdem TOURNAMENT?
And yeah, I agree with Nam. The best part of that hand is that A9 and KQ called. LOL
So I'm playing 1 / 2
I have KQ flop top 2 pair. I'm betting it all the way and this maniac is calling. a 10 comes on the river and this douche bag has AJ for the straight.
I can't believe some of this bullshit. who the fuck calls raises and re-raises with an inside draw.
If it's a big multiway pot, he might actually be correct to call you depending on how many people, preflop raises etc.
Say 3 people are in the pot and he raises preflop. There are 3 dollars in the pot, if you didn't reraise him, there's no reason to put you on AK or AQ, so he figures he has two cards he can catch to win the pot: an ace for the lead, and a 10 for the absolute nuts. Now on the flop if you bet and the other person calls, he's getting 1:5 on his money, which is more than enough to call with two cards to catch. If it's headsup, he's getting 1:4 which is still enough.
Now onto the turn, this is where it's most important. If even ONE other person is in the pot with you two, then he gets over 1:5 odds on his money, which means he only has to win 20% of the time to make this a profitable call. However in reality he only has 1:10 shot of hitting it, but in his mind hitting an ace is probably still good. That makes it close to a 3:10 shot with 1:5 odds, so he would in fact be correct, only you have two pair and not one pair, so bad luck for you and good luck for him.
If there were constant reraising, he should know even hitting an ace isn't good, but depending on his position he could have been making the right call still. For example, he called the flop, and you slowplay til the turn. You bet, he calls, then person behind reraises, you call, and it's up to him. Though he knows he's horribly beat, the action put so much money in the pot that he is probably getting that 1:10 he needs. He also gets huge implied odds, since he is drawing to the absolute nuts. If he DOES hit it, most likely he could check-raise or just straight up raise both of you and gain an additional 4 bets.
Sometimes it's not that simple to just bet when you have the best hand. You might have to win smalller pots, and maximize the number of pots you can win. Like hitting a ragged flop and checking and hoping someone raises so you can reraise right behind him, and make it wrong for your other opponents to call, contrary to most popular belief that you should pump the pot as much as possible whenever you have the slightest edge.