Hey guys. My fav pornstar is coming to town and she is charging $300/hr.

crimzonflame

Of course Im gonna do it. Would you guys do it?

angelpalm

Who is she?

and

Is her cock bigger than yours?

Boel

yeah come on man let us in, oh loc: toronto its probably like mary mooseknuckles or something

angelpalm

He gonna pay her extra to shoot "her" maple syrup into his mouth.

crimzonflame

Boel, post: 4986123 wrote:

yeah come on man let us in, oh loc: toronto its probably like mary mooseknuckles or something

You an idiot. Possible homo.

Valaris

Cough up a name.

crimzonflame

Initials are A and R.

Valaris

crimzonflame, post: 4986127 wrote:

Initials are A and R.

Adam Rom?

Boel

i think valaris has it

Rockman X

crimzonflame, post: 4986127 wrote:

Initials are A and R.

Amy Reid?

Cryoh

I don't see why the TC is being such a bitch about giving up a name.

News flash: You probably aren't the only person who's jacked off to this particular pornstar, so no need to white knight the ho.

Valaris

Cryoh, post: 4986131 wrote:

I don't see why the TC is being such a bitch about giving up a name.

News flash: You probably aren't the only person who's jacked off to this particular pornstar, so no need to white knight the ho.

I think he just wants to keep her for himself. Although I'm sure he's number 34082740 in line.

SoVi3t

I wanna find out who it is, so I can drive out to TO and loosen her up for crimzon.

Nando

fuuuccckkkiin awesome!

lemme fill in for ya the rest of the 59 minutes!

Cryoh

Nando, post: 4986134 wrote:

fuuuccckkkiin awesome!

lemme fill in for ya the rest of the 59 minutes!

Damn, where do you keep your time machine at Nando?

Darko

Ya who and where. I wouldn't mind giving a pornstar a go.

SoVi3t

for 300 an hour, just get two 150 an hour hookers instead, and you'll likely have a better time

Darko

Ya but I've done plenty of hookers. Wouldn't mind adding a pornstar notch on my belt.

crimzonflame

SoVi3t, post: 4986137 wrote:

for 300 an hour, just get two 150 an hour hookers instead, and you'll likely have a better time

yeah thats how it usually is, but since its my fav star Im willing to pay. But we negotiated multiple shots an hour so Ill probably get to money shot 2-3 times.

fishjie

only 300/hr? every porn star that i've seen who has visited seattle typically charge far more, depending on how high profile they are. for example, nina hartley charged 1000$/hr. Ginger Lee, a lesser known one, only charged 500$/hr.

so this must be a really low end girl. i don't know why you're being so secretive about it.

crimzonflame

fishjie, post: 4986140 wrote:

only 300/hr? every porn star that i've seen who has visited seattle typically charge far more, depending on how high profile they are. for example, nina hartley charged 1000$/hr. Ginger Lee, a lesser known one, only charged 500$/hr.

so this must be a really low end girl. i don't know why you're being so secretive about it.

Its different in Canada. Last name is Rae.

kaz

At giving up a last name.

Valaris

Alexa Rae?

ben

SoVi3t, post: 4986137 wrote:

for 300 an hour, just get two 150 an hour hookers instead, and you'll likely have a better time

or 300 $1 hookers.

Rockman X

Ashlyn Rae?

AYO?!

crimzonflame, post: 4986141 wrote:

Its different in Canada. Last name is Rae.

You are like that little kid in the sixth grade that made up a girlfriend far away, and when people question you about it, you act like a little bitch and tease around.

Just say the fucking name pussy, why open a thread if you aren't going to commit.

Lucerne

I've seen Riley Mason at a few clubs around North Carolina. Greensboro and Wilmington. Apparently she's in the escort game, and every now and then you see pornobroads talking about private acting and all this other code. I'm not sure I would-- but the novelty of seeing someone you've internet-loved for a long time is kind of ''appealing'' in a weird way.

crimzonflame

Are_you_okay?!, post: 4986146 wrote:

You are like that little kid in the sixth grade that made up a girlfriend far away, and when people question you about it, you act like a little bitch and tease around.

Just say the fucking name pussy, why open a thread if you aren't going to commit.

Hey jabroni follow the clues. Also this thread is about whether or not you would pay for your fav porn star. Someone already guessed correctly.

fishjie

Lucerne, post: 4986147 wrote:

I've seen Riley Mason at a few clubs around North Carolina. Greensboro and Wilmington. Apparently she's in the escort game, and every now and then you see pornobroads talking about private acting and all this other code. I'm not sure I would-- but the novelty of seeing someone you've internet-loved for a long time is kind of ''appealing'' in a weird way.

goddamn i would love to fuck riley mason.

currently porn stars are still way outside my budget sigh. but think how cool it'd be to say, record roxy jezel sucking your dick. hells yeah!

anyway the OP needs to stop being a bitch and cough out the name

EDDUR

1) You have a favourite pornstar.

2) Are willing to pay $300 to fuck.

3) Not willing to share her identity.

=

Basement dweller?

Lucerne

fishjie, post: 4986149 wrote:

goddamn i would love to fuck riley mason.

currently porn stars are still way outside my budget sigh. but think how cool it'd be to say, record roxy jezel sucking your dick. hells yeah!

anyway the OP needs to stop being a bitch and cough out the name

The bolded part is what I was trying to say in short.

About Riley Mason tho: Haha yeah, obv I tried to run up on her and she was nice or whatever but wasn't really feeling it. She was there to see the same band both times. My friend's older brother is the keyboard player but I wasn't trying to use some third cousin twice removed type shit to impress her, so I didn't mention it. She was with a crew of fairly normal lookin' hipster types. Not sure why that surprised me, expected her to just be rolling with Belladonna and some buttplugs in a box, idk.

SoVi3t

Pornstars take some of the biggest dicks in the world, what makes you think she'll even feel you?

iShotto

this thread sucks dick. Crimson flame is prolly fat and ugly and she'll turn down his 300.

crimzonflame

SoVi3t, post: 4986152 wrote:

Pornstars take some of the biggest dicks in the world, what makes you think she'll even feel you?

LMAO who gives a shit?

crimzonflame

iShotto, post: 4986153 wrote:

this thread sucks dick. Crimson flame is prolly fat and ugly and she'll turn down his 300.

You watch DP porn and get excited when the dicks accidentally touch.

Alzarath

worthless thread, op = bitch/gigantic ******.

iShotto

crimzonflame, post: 4986155 wrote:

You watch DP porn and get excited when the dicks accidentally touch.

at least i'm not canadian

BBQ

That's cool that you can pay these "actresses" to do their craft on you. But like what someone said earlier, stop holding back the name and tell us!

I've had plenty of women that were horrible in bed, someday I'd like to get it on with a pro.

AYO?!

crimzonflame, post: 4986148 wrote:

Hey jabroni follow the clues. Also this thread is about whether or not you would pay for your fav porn star. Someone already guessed correctly.

This isn't "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego" it's SRK and a stupid thread where you won't reveal some porn bitches name. She doesn't give a shit if her name appears on here, nor does she give a shit about you. It's "All about dat money, honey" in the wise words of Luke Cage.

You must be an innovator of lame threads, I can't wait for the next one titled "Hey SRK my favorite pants came into town, they start with a C and I won't reveal what they are, WOULD YOU WEAR DEM?!?!?!"

PuFF

Make sure you impress her with your rap game

fishjie

PuFF, post: 4986160 wrote:

Make sure you impress her with your rap game

for anyone who missed his other quality thread:

http://shoryuken.com/f3/wtf-rap-music-video-i-made-high-school-ended-up-blog-today-263766/

Pablo_the_Mex

$300 an hour seems HELLA low. She must have done one bang bros episode and called it a day.

crimzonflame

I hope you guys are happy. The agency called and said my deposit check bounced and that I didnt pass the health test. You fucking cockblockers.

RockBogart

so you're unhealthy and broke.


thats what your broke ass get for trying to spread AIDS.

AYO?!

RockBogart, post: 4986164 wrote:

thats what your broke ass get for trying to spread AIDS.

Words cannot describe the joy I feel from his misery.

Rockman X

crimzonflame, post: 4986163 wrote:

I hope you guys are happy. The agency called and said my deposit check bounced and that I didnt pass the health test. You fucking cockblockers.

So was it alexa rae or ashlyn rae?

Syxx573

lolol i was gonna post about mary mooseknuckles but the fact that this guy couldn't pass a health test is even funnier

The Furious One

Amanda Rhugandkiss

Satomiblood

I wonder how much Puma Swede would charge an hour.

SoVi3t

Lol getting turned down by a hooker cuz you're too poor and diseased to allow your junk to touch, has gotta be a let down. But we cockblocked him lol.

at least i'm not canadian

you should be so lucky

Yuna

The Furious One, post: 4986168 wrote:

Amanda Rhugandkiss

I see what you did there.