Hey guys. My fav pornstar is coming to town and she is charging $300/hr.

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  • fishjiefishjie no Joined: Posts: 4,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dude, no one who looks like aka crimzon flame could pass a health test. guy looks like he goes dumpster diving behind value village (or whatever the canadian equivalent is) for buried treasure.
    Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle
  • LucerneLucerne Yes Joined: Posts: 912
    So everyone post which pornstar you would actually pay to spend two hours with and the maxium amount you'd be willing to drop.

    Bobbi Starr: http://www.thekingdomofsadmachines.com/tkosmblog/uploaded_images/Baseballbat-797605.jpg
    *left*

    $700 for two hours is the absolute highest I would go.
  • SoVi3tSoVi3t Behind The Iron Curtain Joined: Posts: 29,170 ✭✭✭✭✭
    we have value village lol

    i love the shitstache on his upper lip. You're supposed to clean up after a dirty sanchez

    I'd pay a half G easily for Leah Luv, but she'd have to take it in the ass


    edit: i also love how if his cheque bounced, then he also owes the bank like 25 bucks. You paid money for NO sex
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  • AlzarathAlzarath Remember, salt is part of a balanced diet. Joined: Posts: 3,534 ✭✭✭
    I hope you guys are happy. The agency called and said my deposit check bounced and that I didnt pass the health test. You fucking cockblockers.

    lololol

    so it's OUR fault you're a broke, disease-ridden basement dweller who doesn't know what hygiene is?

    maybe try the bitch w/ the one tooth standing by the corner, she seems more in your league.
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  • ValarisValaris keeping watch over SRK Joined: Posts: 13,078 mod
    So everyone post which pornstar you would actually pay to spend two hours with and the maxium amount you'd be willing to drop.

    Bobbi Starr: http://www.thekingdomofsadmachines.com/tkosmblog/uploaded_images/Baseballbat-797605.jpg
    *left*

    $700 for two hours is the absolute highest I would go.

    We had a talk earlier about this today. The topic of Sasha Grey came up. We concluded we would add at least $200 to the price she charges if we can gag her to shut her the fuck up.
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  • SoVi3tSoVi3t Behind The Iron Curtain Joined: Posts: 29,170 ✭✭✭✭✭
    We had a talk earlier about this today. The topic of Sasha Grey came up. We concluded we would add at least $200 to the price she charges if we can gag her to shut her the fuck up.

    the same sasha grey who admitted to being willing to fuck a dog?

    ew no
    Official 2011 SRK Sexual Deviant Champion Of The Universe And Contest Winner Extraordinaire And Also Official 2012 SRK Sexual Deviant Since Nobody Stepped Forward And 2013 SRK Sexual Deviant Legend Because My Opposition Is Comprised Of Short Pimply GIF Posting Virgins Who Wouldn't Know What To Do With A Woman If She Sat On Their Collective Faces And Wiggled. Still Sexual Deviant Champion Of SRK circa 2015.
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    Defiler Of The Pure, Owner Of Souls

    SRK 2015 Thirtiest Member and Current Reigning Champion of the SRK Tournament of Thirst.

    All victories are hilariously argued against by various little boys who shall remain nameless
    Understand that my victories can only be disputed by successfully beating me for once.

    XBox & Steam -> SoVi3t666

    Unofficial champion of SRK GD circa oh-fucking-nine
  • LucerneLucerne Yes Joined: Posts: 912
    Oh god, I'd pay to nut on her copy of Sartre for beginners. She's easily one of the most obnoxious porn stars ever. Fuckin' Mandingo has a BA in Biology and you don't see him carrying on about it.
  • PsychoSquallPsychoSquall Hard-Boiled Killer Joined: Posts: 1,568
    Time for a backup plan... Get a regular hooker, and have her wear a paper bag with a printed cut-out of your favorite actress's face taped onto it.
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  • brandownedbrandowned Unsweet tea sucks Joined: Posts: 245
    How do you find out if they are in your city?
    God damn right it's a beautiful day.
  • LucerneLucerne Yes Joined: Posts: 912
    and then turn the bag upside down so it's like you've twisted her neck and you're fucking like Beeeeeel.

    http://www.gifsoup.com/view/802973/trueblood-bill-and-lorena-o.gif
  • fishjiefishjie no Joined: Posts: 4,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    sasha grey is a good deepthroat champion as well, but i find roxy jezel way more attractive.

    if i knew a porn star of my choice would be in seattle for a year, i'd start setting aside a budget for her.

    i'd pay roxy 1500 for the whole shebang. i'd want to tape me fucking her mouth, then her ass, then her mouth again, then exploding on her face.
    sasha only 800 for the same deal.
    Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle
  • VynceVynce Hater. Joined: Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This thread wouldn't be as good if CF hadn't out'd himself as Mista Conspiracy.

    Is that how you got the ICP chain?
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  • sandwichcookiesandwichcookie Unregistered User. Joined: Posts: 1,160
    I'd give 2 weeks pay (about $1200)for a night with michelle wild. A months pay if I can do it with no rubbers but then I'd either have to kill myself afterwards or this would have to be some kind of alternate dimension where pornstars and hookers aren't crawling with incurable STD's...

    (though if I got lucky and only caught a curable STD, I might be able to live with that)

    edit: and she would have to wear a morrigan costume..
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  • YinYin fun fun fun Joined: Posts: 3,396
    Wait, so... Do they use some sort of exploit of the law to be able to whore outside of moviemaking, or do they and the police just not care? Or would they record it to make it fall under porno laws or whatever?
    slay this unaligned ant!
  • CLU 2CLU 2 Capcom's gonna get sued for that ass. Joined: Posts: 5,710
    So... OP has VD?

    And he thought he somehow could swing that by a porn star, and the inevitable scientific testing?

    OP is straight up Opie.

    Seriously Opie, how were you going to try and "handle" your shit?

    What?

    You'd be like:

    "Yo'! I'm Opie. That ain't herpes. Those are Mayberries. 'Cept that one in the middle. That's my weenus."


    As I see it.
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  • DavidstarDavidstar Joined: Posts: 3,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The bolded part is what I was trying to say in short.

    About Riley Mason tho: Haha yeah, obv I tried to run up on her and she was nice or whatever but wasn't really feeling it. She was there to see the same band both times. My friend's older brother is the keyboard player but I wasn't trying to use some third cousin twice removed type shit to impress her, so I didn't mention it. She was with a crew of fairly normal lookin' hipster types. Not sure why that surprised me, expected her to just be rolling with Belladonna and some buttplugs in a box, idk.

    riley mason = hottest pornstar ever i would pay 300 for her and double if i got to do hitomi tanaka

    check them out
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  • BoelBoel all this post up in your butt Joined: Posts: 7,304 ✭✭✭✭
  • LucerneLucerne Yes Joined: Posts: 912
    >implying I haven't thought about eating her out after she's worked up a healthy **** must on the elliptical at the gym.
  • SoVi3tSoVi3t Behind The Iron Curtain Joined: Posts: 29,170 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lets reverse it

    how much would you have to be paid to plow belladonna

    at least with Belladonna, you could elbow drop her during sex.
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  • The Furious OneThe Furious One Fluent in 3 languages Engrish, Sarcasm & Profanity Joined: Posts: 19,781 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How do you find out if they are in your city?

    MyCityDeals.com or maybe GroupOn.com??? If you impress her you might get a 70% discount aswell!
  • rcaidorcaido Dynamic Bayside Duo Joined: Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Maria Ozawa for $300 Alex...She would have to be a virgin though
  • fishjiefishjie no Joined: Posts: 4,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Maria Ozawa for $300 Alex...She would have to be a virgin though

    sorry bro, but your asian wife disapproves
    Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle
  • angelpalmangelpalm xbox/ps4 - angelpalm Joined: Posts: 18,205 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Maria Ozawa for $300 Alex...She would have to be a virgin though

    If I were to go asian it would be Hitomi Tanaka with her tig ol bitties and that squirt gun coochie. Maybe even Minka's old ass since she was cool with me that last time I met her.

    But in all seriousnes it would be Lisa Ann with her big jiggly milf ass. Or maybe Chloe Vevrier, Anya, or any other random big boob European broad.
    crucades wrote: »
    Pitbulls are a species that need to be destroyed outright, hell when I was a kid me and my buds stole one from a dude and rocked it too death.
    Preppy wrote: »
    I believe Louiscipher is close to the all time record in terms of alt accounts, getting close to rivaling the Korean bots. I count 22 accounts, with the system autobanning him about 16 time now without any mod intervention. You'd think he'd learn.


  • drizzt360drizzt360 In the shadows I hide-ppd Joined: Posts: 5,974 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This shit makes me think of that scene in The Breakfast Club where Bender is asking Bryan if he's a virgin. Bender says something like, name one after Bryan says hes been laid plenty of times. Bryan says "She lives in Canada, you wouldnt know her." hehehe
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  • SoVi3tSoVi3t Behind The Iron Curtain Joined: Posts: 29,170 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If I were to go asian it would be Hitomi Tanaka with her tig ol bitties and that squirt gun coochie. Maybe even Minka's old ass since she was cool with me that last time I met her.

    if i'm going asian, it's lily thai...baby got DSL

    dunno if I'd fuck a milf...If I would, it would have to be a classic porn star, like Nina Hartley, Kay Parker, or Juliet Anderson.

    edit: damn, Juliet died last year...that would be very awkward sex

    ps - i love how OP is too scared to post in this thread anymore
    Official 2011 SRK Sexual Deviant Champion Of The Universe And Contest Winner Extraordinaire And Also Official 2012 SRK Sexual Deviant Since Nobody Stepped Forward And 2013 SRK Sexual Deviant Legend Because My Opposition Is Comprised Of Short Pimply GIF Posting Virgins Who Wouldn't Know What To Do With A Woman If She Sat On Their Collective Faces And Wiggled. Still Sexual Deviant Champion Of SRK circa 2015.
    Destroyer Of Azure, Conqueror Of Trolls
    Defiler Of The Pure, Owner Of Souls

    SRK 2015 Thirtiest Member and Current Reigning Champion of the SRK Tournament of Thirst.

    All victories are hilariously argued against by various little boys who shall remain nameless
    Understand that my victories can only be disputed by successfully beating me for once.

    XBox & Steam -> SoVi3t666

    Unofficial champion of SRK GD circa oh-fucking-nine
  • Amazing FunbagsAmazing Funbags The J-Cup Lover Joined: Posts: 16,904 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lets reverse it

    how much would you have to be paid to plow belladonna

    20$ probably
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  • BoelBoel all this post up in your butt Joined: Posts: 7,304 ✭✭✭✭
    if you like getting your butthole licked you know she would do that so that is a step in maybe less money
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    I wonder how much Alexis Texas would charge to take the coal sausage in her backdoor....................
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  • SRKevSRKev Susan Sarandon touched my thigh Joined: Posts: 2,115 ✭✭
    It's probably Alanah Rae.

    Just sayin'.
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    "DarthTrey wrote: »
    this thread sucks dick. Crimson flame is prolly fat and ugly and she'll turn down his 300.
    You watch DP porn and get excited when the dicks accidentally touch.
    at least i'm not canadian

    this succession of posts should not be ignored :rofl:
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  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge If you want peace, prepare for war Joined: Posts: 14,904 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I set aside a couple hundred for Bobbi Starr. Sweet ass plus she does ass2mouth. I'll end it with giving her several anal creampies. Or Lora from Devil's Film Gangland. No tits but fairly attractive. She's like the embodiment of anal massive whore that I like.

    I would say Ava Devine but eh....
    Has anyone thanked you today for not setting the whole world on fire?

    They should. I won't. I advocate setting the world on fire. But morons who actually like it, benefit from society, would do well to thank you and men like you for not visiting hell upon them.

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  • SRKevSRKev Susan Sarandon touched my thigh Joined: Posts: 2,115 ✭✭
    I will never pay money to have sex with a woman who gets their ham wallet throttled professionally. Y'all are crazy.
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    this succession of posts should not be ignored :rofl:

    :rofl: Didn't feel the need to defend myself against him.
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    I would say Ava Devine but eh....
    She is hella old now.
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  • fishjiefishjie no Joined: Posts: 4,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    if i'm going asian, it's lily thai...baby got DSL

    dunno if I'd fuck a milf...If I would, it would have to be a classic porn star, like Nina Hartley, Kay Parker, or Juliet Anderson.

    edit: damn, Juliet died last year...that would be very awkward sex

    ps - i love how OP is too scared to post in this thread anymore

    nina hartley still looks good and came out of retirement to do hot MILF porn. she is still a nympho. kay parker i havent seen in a long time. but she was already a MILF back then, so she's probably too old to look good now.
    I will never pay money to have sex with a woman who gets their ham wallet throttled professionally. Y'all are crazy.

    Most sluts at a club give it up for free. These girls are at least smart enough to make a profit off it.

    As I see it
    Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle
  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge If you want peace, prepare for war Joined: Posts: 14,904 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Paying for sex is crazy regardless but if you're going to, better go for a pro.

    As I have observed the scenario.
    Has anyone thanked you today for not setting the whole world on fire?

    They should. I won't. I advocate setting the world on fire. But morons who actually like it, benefit from society, would do well to thank you and men like you for not visiting hell upon them.

    "Not gonna lie. Knowing he was there, and me watching the door thinking, "I am fuckin' the girl you love" made me cum pretty hard.."
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    "DarthTrey wrote: »
    :rofl: Didn't feel the need to defend myself against him.
    that's what made it so funny. you were like "so? at least i'm not from Canada. :cool:"
    the same sasha grey who admitted to being willing to fuck a dog?

    ew no
    most chicks would screw a dog if the money was good enough.
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    She is hella old now.

    She could still suck your testicles out your through your peehole.
    crucades wrote: »
    Pitbulls are a species that need to be destroyed outright, hell when I was a kid me and my buds stole one from a dude and rocked it too death.
    Preppy wrote: »
    I believe Louiscipher is close to the all time record in terms of alt accounts, getting close to rivaling the Korean bots. I count 22 accounts, with the system autobanning him about 16 time now without any mod intervention. You'd think he'd learn.


  • SoVi3tSoVi3t Behind The Iron Curtain Joined: Posts: 29,170 ✭✭✭✭✭
    nina hartley still looks good and came out of retirement to do hot MILF porn. she is still a nympho. kay parker i havent seen in a long time. but she was already a MILF back then, so she's probably too old to look good now.

    Yeah, she was like the FIRST milf lol. And yeah, she aint exactly hot anymore, but she ain't ugly yet. I think she's a sex therapist now.
    Paying for sex is crazy regardless but if you're going to, better go for a pro.

    man, I just wanna get laid with a chick who knows what she's doing. None of this lay down and take it bullshit. Plus she'd probably have good stories. It would just suck that you're getting the whole hot dog in a hallway feeling, for the most part. And I think it's safe to assume they'll probably let u nut in their face
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    All victories are hilariously argued against by various little boys who shall remain nameless
    Understand that my victories can only be disputed by successfully beating me for once.

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    Unofficial champion of SRK GD circa oh-fucking-nine
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    I will never pay money to have sex with a woman who gets their ham wallet throttled professionally. Y'all are crazy.

    agreed. but its hella entertaining to see who is though. yeesh. id rather just pay charlie sheen like 100 bucks to let me go to one of his week long benders. the results are pretty much the same.
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    sigh I wish SRK still displayed join dates. Surprised a lot you niggas is acting out of line.
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    An hour? What would I do with the other 55 minutes?
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  • angelpalmangelpalm xbox/ps4 - angelpalm Joined: Posts: 18,205 ✭✭✭✭✭
    sigh I wish SRK still displayed join dates. Surprised a lot you niggas is acting out of line.

    Go OD on a bottle of penicillin you penniless fuck.
    crucades wrote: »
    Pitbulls are a species that need to be destroyed outright, hell when I was a kid me and my buds stole one from a dude and rocked it too death.
    Preppy wrote: »
    I believe Louiscipher is close to the all time record in terms of alt accounts, getting close to rivaling the Korean bots. I count 22 accounts, with the system autobanning him about 16 time now without any mod intervention. You'd think he'd learn.


  • crimzonflamecrimzonflame Jabroni Joined: Posts: 340
    Go OD on a bottle of penicillin you penniless fuck.

    lmao fuck outta here. Everyone single one of you are idiots for believing I'm broke and got STDs or that Im white. SRK aint what it used to be.
  • angelpalmangelpalm xbox/ps4 - angelpalm Joined: Posts: 18,205 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lmao fuck outta here. Everyone single one of you are idiots for believing I'm broke and got STDs or that Im white. SRK aint what it used to be.

    The only thing I believe is that your dick will forever stay dry like the Atacama Desert.
    crucades wrote: »
    Pitbulls are a species that need to be destroyed outright, hell when I was a kid me and my buds stole one from a dude and rocked it too death.
    Preppy wrote: »
    I believe Louiscipher is close to the all time record in terms of alt accounts, getting close to rivaling the Korean bots. I count 22 accounts, with the system autobanning him about 16 time now without any mod intervention. You'd think he'd learn.


  • fishjiefishjie no Joined: Posts: 4,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lmao fuck outta here. Everyone single one of you are idiots for believing I'm broke and got STDs or that Im white. SRK aint what it used to be.

    not sure who you are but you post like you are a 10er, possibly 09er, and maybe 08er at best.
    Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle
  • crimzonflamecrimzonflame Jabroni Joined: Posts: 340
    The only thing I believe is that your dick will forever stay dry like the Atacama Desert.

    bitches only fuck you if they got a yeast infection
  • angelpalmangelpalm xbox/ps4 - angelpalm Joined: Posts: 18,205 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bitches only fuck you if they got a yeast infection

    I was gonna be a douche and post something along the lines of how my dick was the cure for that, much like my piss was the cure for your mothers atheletes foot, but she really is a considerate woman.
    crucades wrote: »
    Pitbulls are a species that need to be destroyed outright, hell when I was a kid me and my buds stole one from a dude and rocked it too death.
    Preppy wrote: »
    I believe Louiscipher is close to the all time record in terms of alt accounts, getting close to rivaling the Korean bots. I count 22 accounts, with the system autobanning him about 16 time now without any mod intervention. You'd think he'd learn.


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  • crimzonflamecrimzonflame Jabroni Joined: Posts: 340
    I was gonna be a douche and post something along the lines of how my dick was the cure for that, much like my piss was the cure for your mothers atheletes foot, but she really is a considerate woman.

    33 year old with a mother joke. Good job. When my nigga Jay Z was 33 he made the blueprint. When Nas was 33 he made hip hop is dead. When Jesus was 33 he was leading his apostles. If Im doing what you are doing at 33 I would kill myself.
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