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  • JazzJazz Pagua Sonfa Joined: Posts: 3,087
    thread of the year...thank god someone brought this back right on time too
    Reserving judgement until after EVO. If Top 5 is all the same character, ban that character.
    There you go, character variety supporters.
    Otherwise... w/e SFxT will be out by the time folks decide to go back to Super.

    Azrael's opinion is cool, he's had more hours with it in Japan so I'll be watching this space to see if everyone else sees stuff worth changing.

    smh
    I think some ppl should join the madden community
  • Little_GotenLittle_Goten No seriously, what the heck's a Kakarot? Joined: Posts: 5,604
    Love this thread, may it be updated often and be filed into the congressional library to be shared by future generations. :)
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    Retiring from fighting games, at least temporarily. My execution sucks.
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  • clue2025clue2025 Brazilian Jiu-jitsu player Joined: Posts: 2,805
    Are half of these things said by negative zer0?
    Sorry I am standing so far away...I don't want any of your game rubbing off on me
    I once gave up pool, it was the most terrifying weekend of my life
  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,233
    http://shoryuken.com/forum/index.php?threads/why-not-make-super-the-tournament-standard.138513/

    this thread is so full of fail
    i cant believe that azrael made it, lol
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  • d3vd3v Coughing DAT PINK SPIT Joined: Posts: 36,692 mod
  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,233
    a thread about the scrub fandom cant be complete without this epic fail
    Back, waaaaay back, there was such a thing in the Arcade I played in. Gentleman Rules were thus;
    1: No Spamming. Any more than 5 fireballs thrown in a row and you were laughed at and mocked. Even if you won you lost.
    2: No Using fireballs to kill a blocking person with a sliver of life left. That's why in Alpha you got a Cheese block for doing this and now in IV you get a big, fat C. Doing this accidentally led to an immediate apology by the offender.
    3: No striking dazed opponents. This was the first Gentleman Rule I noticed to fall. The premise was simple; if you had skill you didn't need to take a free shot. This rule faded just after Championship Edition came out.
    4: No attacking an opponent who wasn't ready. If something happened and a player got distracted the other player halted his assault. The flip side of this was the distracted player must recover quickly. A guy who was physically bumped into was given a moment to come around but a guy who stopped to talk to his girlfriend was beaten mercilessly after a 3 or 4 second pause.
    Of course, with online play now, there is no such thing anymore. Even if you're mic-ed and tell your opponent to hang on a sec cause your battery died, just forget it. Now I'm willing to admit #3 is not realistic anymore, but I really mourn the other 3 rules.

    http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/943711-street-fighter-iv/48533804
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  • ShwafflesShwaffles Joined: Posts: 1,401
    You heard it here folks. TIERS R 4 QUEERS!!!
    Thescrub.png
  • Little_GotenLittle_Goten No seriously, what the heck's a Kakarot? Joined: Posts: 5,604
    You heard it here folks. TIERS R 4 QUEERS!!!
    /Scrub Pic

    That's . . . so scrubby it's beautiful.
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    Retiring from fighting games, at least temporarily. My execution sucks.
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  • tatakitataki misplaced Joined: Posts: 7,699
    His post isn't "totally" scrubby. Remember when
    You heard it here folks. TIERS R 4 QUEERS!!!
    Thescrub.png
    There are rare cases when this is true though. Tomhilfiger's Nina and Noman's Christie come to mind.
    When everyone was rocking T4 Jin, they came and showed everyone how good those "low tier" characters really are.
    Fighting game tutorials, matches, and funny stuff:
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  • d3vd3v Coughing DAT PINK SPIT Joined: Posts: 36,692 mod
    His post isn't "totally" scrubby. Remember when

    There are rare cases when this is true though. Tomhilfiger's Nina and Noman's Christie come to mind.
    When everyone was rocking T4 Jin, they came and showed everyone how good those "low tier" characters really are.
    The problem is that these days, scrubs aren't willing to go and actually learn a character and simply want the easy way out. Tiers aren't set in stone and can change depending on whether people can actually develop a character. Remember MvC2 before Mags' ROM or when people though Makoto was trash in 3S (before people learned to kill with one combo with her)?
    You can't ask for well-thought-out changes off day 1, week 1, or mostly even month 1 play...and that's when the game is out and everyone's in the lab.
    -Mike_Z

    If there's anything we do best, it's breaking games and then making everyone suffer with all the cheapness.
    -PersiaXO
  • Bob SagatBob Sagat Akuma Thurman Joined: Posts: 1,547
    The one button SPD discussion here was pretty damn horrible.
    Roald Dhalsim
  • CaluciferCalucifer Joined: Posts: 20
    Counter examples? No
    Basic English? No.
    Civility? No
    Just say someone is an idiot, that'll show me.

    So TELL ME why it would alter the game, becuase this is no better an argument than the smash bros players saying items make Brawl broken "becuase it does."

    Good GOD, I just followed one of you to another thread, and it's the same people, trolling smash in a non-smash thread? What else do you do!??! And I provided an argument for items, but you stopped replying. Afraid of logic aren't you? You guys just troll Smash because it's fun for you isn't it? You guys need to grow up.
  • ShwafflesShwaffles Joined: Posts: 1,401
    Good GOD, I just followed one of you to another thread, and it's the same people, trolling smash in a non-smash thread? What else do you do!??! And I provided an argument for items, but you stopped replying. Afraid of logic aren't you? You guys just troll Smash because it's fun for you isn't it? You guys need to grow up.
    What does smash have to do with this thread?...
  • CaluciferCalucifer Joined: Posts: 20
    What does smash have to do with this thread?...
    THAT WAS MY QUESTION! Look at the first page, we have negative-zero attacking smash, and Shiki likening smashers to scrubs! This has nothing to do with smash, and they still troll smash, it's so sad!

    For the sake of not hijacking this thread, I'll leave the issue alone.
  • ShwafflesShwaffles Joined: Posts: 1,401
    THAT WAS MY QUESTION! Look at the first page, we have negative-zero attacking smash, and Shiki likening smashers to scrubs! This has nothing to do with smash, and they still troll smash, it's so sad!

    For the sake of not hijacking this thread, I'll leave the issue alone.
    I also play melee, haters are gonna hate. There isn't much you can do about them. :P
  • Negative-Zer0Negative-Zer0 Joined: Posts: 9,701
    THAT WAS MY QUESTION! Look at the first page, we have negative-zero attacking smash, and Shiki likening smashers to scrubs! This has nothing to do with smash, and they still troll smash, it's so sad!

    For the sake of not hijacking this thread, I'll leave the issue alone.

    Do you HONESTLY mean that tiny little jab I threw there. I have already been proved wrong and learned from my original point, and i moved on. That post had shit to do with smash. It is YOU who is being childish and looking for arguments.
    “I was trying to take the easy way out by running away from everything. No matter the pain, I will keep living. So when I die, I'll feel I did the best I could.” - Koala
  • CaluciferCalucifer Joined: Posts: 20
    Do you HONESTLY mean that tiny little jab I threw there. I have already been proved wrong and learned from my original point, and i moved on. That post had shit to do with smash. It is YOU who is being childish and looking for arguments.

    It wasn't all directed at you. What irked me is that I tried to explain the item stuff to you and you talk about it here like smashers don't make real arguments. Whatever, sorry it irked me. It was Brawl anyways so meh. Let's not hijack the thread.
  • R_PandaR_Panda Battle is Bliss Joined: Posts: 1,085
    Self-perpetuating indeed.
    :coffee:
    I have suplexed a deer, your argument is invalid.

    lolbracket4
  • Good Game PlayerGood Game Player Joined: Posts: 397
    lmao
  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,233
    I'd say banning Yun Yang for future tournament would be a better solution. I mean if you can ban Akuma from ST / HDR tournaments then I can't see why not.

    IMO these 2 characters are NOT designed for competitive game play. The reason they get designed this way is solely because Capcom wants to sell more copy of SF33 and SFxT, it's a way of for profit company marketing.

    that thread its so full of whining and lulz material
    RIP SRK 2000 - 2009
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    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
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  • Good Game PlayerGood Game Player Joined: Posts: 397
    i love this quote about the twins: "They're just designed too well for the game they were put in."

    you'd think the conclusion here would be 'sf4 is an ass game where well-designed characters dominate simply by virtue of being well-designed', not 'we need to get rid of these characters so we can play fair with all the other badly designed characters'
  • Negative-Zer0Negative-Zer0 Joined: Posts: 9,701
    I kind of like the unbalanced AE. I have somewhat of a fetish for unbalanced game, presents a real challenge. But lol at people calling for bans, like they haven't been beaten NUMEROUS times before.
    “I was trying to take the easy way out by running away from everything. No matter the pain, I will keep living. So when I die, I'll feel I did the best I could.” - Koala
  • ShwafflesShwaffles Joined: Posts: 1,401
    that thread its so full of whining and lulz material
    RIP SRK 2000 - 2009
    i love this quote about the twins: "They're just designed too well for the game they were put in."

    you'd think the conclusion here would be 'sf4 is an ass game where well-designed characters dominate simply by virtue of being well-designed', not 'we need to get rid of these characters so we can play fair with all the other badly designed characters'
    Oh god... *epic facepalm*
    If he thinks yun warrants a ban, then I'd like to see his reaction when he gets corner fucked by Bison in CE.
  • Negative-Zer0Negative-Zer0 Joined: Posts: 9,701
    Oh god... *epic facepalm*
    If he thinks yun warrants a ban, I'd like to see his reaction when he gets corner fucked by Bison in CE...

    Flame, jab jab flame jab jab flame jab jab flame... Time Over.
    “I was trying to take the easy way out by running away from everything. No matter the pain, I will keep living. So when I die, I'll feel I did the best I could.” - Koala
  • ShwafflesShwaffles Joined: Posts: 1,401
    Flame, jab jab flame jab jab flame jab jab flame... Time Over.
    That's if don't get chipped to death first... >:(
  • d3vd3v Coughing DAT PINK SPIT Joined: Posts: 36,692 mod
    You can't ask for well-thought-out changes off day 1, week 1, or mostly even month 1 play...and that's when the game is out and everyone's in the lab.
    -Mike_Z

    If there's anything we do best, it's breaking games and then making everyone suffer with all the cheapness.
    -PersiaXO
  • ShwafflesShwaffles Joined: Posts: 1,401
    The 2nd post rapes the OP.
  • Little_GotenLittle_Goten No seriously, what the heck's a Kakarot? Joined: Posts: 5,604

    WTF?

    How was SFII a serious martial-arts-based game? Did he ever finish the game with Zangief, ever??
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    Retiring from fighting games, at least temporarily. My execution sucks.
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  • d3vd3v Coughing DAT PINK SPIT Joined: Posts: 36,692 mod
    WTF?

    How was SFII a serious martial-arts-based game? Did he ever finish the game with Zangief, ever??
    Let me borrow this for a reply.
    You can't ask for well-thought-out changes off day 1, week 1, or mostly even month 1 play...and that's when the game is out and everyone's in the lab.
    -Mike_Z

    If there's anything we do best, it's breaking games and then making everyone suffer with all the cheapness.
    -PersiaXO
  • Little_GotenLittle_Goten No seriously, what the heck's a Kakarot? Joined: Posts: 5,604
    Let me borrow this for a reply.

    I agree. :tup:
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    Retiring from fighting games, at least temporarily. My execution sucks.
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  • AceKillahAceKillah behind the scenes Joined: Posts: 15,813
    i think this thread should be stickied
    "Smash is the Walmart of fighting games. There's nothing inherently wrong with Walmart, but damned if I don't want 95% of its clientele to burn to death." -Vynce
  • ShwafflesShwaffles Joined: Posts: 1,401
    i think this thread should be stickied
    I second this notion.
  • d3vd3v Coughing DAT PINK SPIT Joined: Posts: 36,692 mod
    I see Hecatom has replied in Unity as well. Lol @ Super Snore Bore Fighter IV.

    EDIT:
    Hey look, some idiot wants to turn SF in Garou... by which I mean, a horrible, distorted impersonation of Garou.
    My idea is called JIT blocking - or "Just in Time."

    The basic premise is this: the longer you wait to pull back on the stick before you block, the more chip damage you take and the heavier the guard stun inflicted on you.
    You can't ask for well-thought-out changes off day 1, week 1, or mostly even month 1 play...and that's when the game is out and everyone's in the lab.
    -Mike_Z

    If there's anything we do best, it's breaking games and then making everyone suffer with all the cheapness.
    -PersiaXO
  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,233
    actually is Super Snore Fighter 4: Boredom Edition
    My idea is called JIT blocking - or "Just in Time."

    The basic premise is this: the longer you wait to pull back on the stick before you block, the more chip damage you take and the heavier the guard stun inflicted on you.

    lol

    capcom unity is a gold mine for scrub quotes
    http://www.capcom-unity.com/street_fighter/go/thread/view/7411/27757745/Street_Fighter_Next_-_Just_in_Time_Blocking_mechanic_idea.&post_num=6#498526673
    Maybe instead of what you're talking about they should have a kind of guard meter, except this meter fills up when you're holding back. If it fills up then you can't block anymore. It decreases when you let go of block, and it takes a moment before it fills up so you can do perfect timing blocks to avoid increasing it at all if you're in danger of it filling up. Charge characters could just have a larger bar, or have it fill up slower, so they can still do charge moves as long as they're aware of how far the bar has filled.
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    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
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  • d3vd3v Coughing DAT PINK SPIT Joined: Posts: 36,692 mod
    lol, where that was posted?
    The AE board, one of the few places I dare not mod, since folks there all think that I'm a cheap tier whoring bastard (which isn't far from the truth).
    You can't ask for well-thought-out changes off day 1, week 1, or mostly even month 1 play...and that's when the game is out and everyone's in the lab.
    -Mike_Z

    If there's anything we do best, it's breaking games and then making everyone suffer with all the cheapness.
    -PersiaXO
  • Good Game PlayerGood Game Player Joined: Posts: 397
    http://shoryuken.com/forum/index.php?threads/honest-questions-to-those-that-complain-about-chun-li.125601

    many of the people on the 3rd strike forums are very good at the game, but their ideas about the game and its balance are insane (see page 4 where i confront them with empirical evidence and am met with denial).
  • Vegetas_dadVegetas_dad Joined: Posts: 53
    3s is the best fighting game ever...everyone can beat everyone...the listing of tiers operates on another plane compared to most games because of the mechanics and parry system.

    People who think Chun and Yun are literally game breaking aren't good/knowledgable players.

    Pyrolee- 3rd strike legend who has been playing 3rd strike at the top level for 10+ years .
    seriously guys, "anyone can win because parries" was something you could get away with saying in 2004 when nobody outside of japan knew shit about the game..

    Good games player -- some random who read a few tougeki facts and thinks he is a walking encyclopedia of third strike wisdom .

    hmmm i wonder who's argument holds more weight ?? .....*is lost in deep thought*
  • Good Game PlayerGood Game Player Joined: Posts: 397
    the one with empirical evidence behind it rather than voodoo fanboyism?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_authority
  • Vegetas_dadVegetas_dad Joined: Posts: 53
    the one with empirical evidence behind it rather than voodoo fanboyism?

    it's cool if you are an empiricist , but until you immerse into the game rather than analyzing cold hard facts from afar and acting as if you know more about a game than some people who have played it religiously for a number of years (like me) , i can't really see how even you could assume that your argument is validated .

    sometimes you have to experience things to understand them rather than analyze them like a mathemical equation .
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