MODS SUGGESTION THREAD: No crying in here

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  • PreppyPreppy act like you're used to it Joined: Posts: 14,171 admin
    Sure, but is that productive? Aren't most people idiots when they first show up? Seems to me it takes a little bit to figure out how to fit into GD.

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  • Rhio2kRhio2k Senior Member Joined: Posts: 11,510 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited January 2016
    Preppy wrote: »
    Sure, but is that productive? Aren't most people idiots when they first show up? Seems to me it takes a little bit to figure out how to fit into GD.

    How about if someone puts a post in the Rules: Read Before Posting Thread: No introduction threads. The reason they do it is because nobody tells them NOT to. Nobody cares for these threads. Somebody should say SOMETHING. The ridicule the newbs get in their intro threads is FAR from productive, and could cause them to leave from alienation from the get-go (if you're worried about newbies being chased away).
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    Cruella: Well, what can I say? Accidents will happen.
    Roger: We're having puppies, too.
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  • PreppyPreppy act like you're used to it Joined: Posts: 14,171 admin
    Fair 'nuff. Added.

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  • SoVi3tSoVi3t Behind The Iron Curtain Joined: Posts: 29,170
    edited January 2016
    Can you make it so people on your ignore list are gone completely? Seems pointless to have somebody on ignore, and yet you still see them post and they can still derail a thread and you still see their posts through quotes, or by moving your mouse over their post.
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  • Kinniku BusterKinniku Buster KIMO! KIMO! KIMO! Joined: Posts: 9,152
    SoVi3t wrote: »
    Can you make it so people on your ignore list are gone completely? Seems pointless to have somebody on ignore, and yet you still see them post and they can still derail a thread and you still see their posts through quotes, or by moving your mouse over their post.

    +1

    And also make the ignore list infinite instead of only having IIRC 5 people on ignore at a time
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  • PreppyPreppy act like you're used to it Joined: Posts: 14,171 admin
    Ignore list is at 20 people right now, I believe.

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  • Jion_WansuJion_Wansu Joined: Posts: 6,064
    After 1 year, all the SRK members that are banned should get deleted from SRK and all of their posts deleted from existence.
  • Jion_WansuJion_Wansu Joined: Posts: 6,064
    Then keep the posts and delete the users the same way I was deleted back in 2011
  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,365
    @Preppy
    There seems to be a glitch or something with the forum. If you try to quote someone using a new tab the text that you want to quote doesn't show up.
    ( •_•) IT'S NOT RAPE,
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.
    ( •_•)
    ( ಠ_ಠ)
    ( ಥ_ಥ)
  • Shaft AgentShaft Agent https://discord.gg/F4ZmxDu Joined: Posts: 9,272 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    i said something in the lounge about that a few days ago, but i don't like making waves so i didn't bring it up beyond that :rofl:
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  • JoshkazJoshkaz Princess Luna is my Waifu Joined: Posts: 15,281
    Need to start banning people for this shit.
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  • Jion_WansuJion_Wansu Joined: Posts: 6,064
    Can you guys please close/delete all those "is havin sex with X cheating?" Threads. There are multiples of the same ones, they're clogging up the front page and just annoying in general.

    This
  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,365
    edited February 2016
    @Preppy
    Another thing to add to the list of shit that doesn't work on this site.
    If you try to use a .png for your avatar the site crashes and doesn't upload it.
    ( •_•) IT'S NOT RAPE,
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.
    ( •_•)
    ( ಠ_ಠ)
    ( ಥ_ಥ)
  • Rhio2kRhio2k Senior Member Joined: Posts: 11,510 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    What did I tell you about new users with smiley avs like a year ago? Block new users with smiley avs until you find a way to tighten up registration (maybe with something like multi-picture captcha (click on all images of capcom characters or something), that needs a human to do, we wouldn't be getting spammed right now. I knew that bots can easily use smiley avs.
    Roger: Well, Anita's pregnant, and-
    Cruella: Well, what can I say? Accidents will happen.
    Roger: We're having puppies, too.
    Cruella: *Gasp* Puppies!? *Leer* My, you have been a busy boy!
  • AlphaCommandoAlphaCommando Goten More Years Joined: Posts: 3,148
    Aren't those 'smiley avs' just default avatars given to all new users, bot or not?
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  • PreppyPreppy act like you're used to it Joined: Posts: 14,171 admin
    yeah, it's a captcha thing not an avatar thing.

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  • Rhio2kRhio2k Senior Member Joined: Posts: 11,510 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    *puffs corncob pipe* Back in MY day, noobs didn't git NUTHIN'. We got us a blank spot with our name on it. Ever'thin' else were up ta US, by cracky!
    Roger: Well, Anita's pregnant, and-
    Cruella: Well, what can I say? Accidents will happen.
    Roger: We're having puppies, too.
    Cruella: *Gasp* Puppies!? *Leer* My, you have been a busy boy!
  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX DBGT non canon > maxxvatar OVA Joined: Posts: 17,940
    One spambot had a girl in football pads over her breasts avatar

    Must've been around the superbowl.
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    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • PerthoPertho The Runed One Joined: Posts: 22,008 mod
    GD Rules need a bit of updating. Right now I have a handful of things that need to be codified so people know what not to do. If you have any legitimate suggestions as to what should be added, please post these now.
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    jimmy1200 wrote: »
    pertho attacked me first, saying i get all my life tips from 106th and park.
  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,048
    Would ceding Smash "fighting game" status, allow us to get it and its ilk banned from ever again encroaching upon GD?
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    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • Jion_WansuJion_Wansu Joined: Posts: 6,064
    Chess is more of a fighting game than that other game...
  • PreppyPreppy act like you're used to it Joined: Posts: 14,171 admin
    No, that's why we don't have a WTF button. Use the Ignore list if you have a problem with somebody.

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  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,048
    edited July 2016
    Preppy wrote: »
    No, that's why we don't have a WTF button. Use the Ignore list if you have a problem with somebody.

    The ignore button is a peasant's torch.

    A true Gentleman of SRK uses refined, logic-based argumentation to get trolls to spontaneously combust, and ban themselves.

    Sometimes it takes years; sometimes it is the work of but a single post.

    But it is always worth it.

    Poor genshir0_.

    It was an act of kindness when RC banned what was left of him, after our last match.
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    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • WeeabooWeeaboo The Dream is dead. . . Joined: Posts: 1,409
    Anybody else having trouble seeing tweets post on here?
  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,048
    Weeaboo wrote: »
    Anybody else having trouble seeing tweets post on here?

    know-buddy curr...
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    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX DBGT non canon > maxxvatar OVA Joined: Posts: 17,940
    Ban drunk posting

    Save people from themselves :bottle:
    1999 = "A Game with Parries isn't Street Fighter"
    2016 = "Releasing a Complete Game isn't Street Fighter"
    You wouldn't even understand if I told you.
    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX DBGT non canon > maxxvatar OVA Joined: Posts: 17,940
    I have an idea of the best drunk post ever made on this site of this era. So all this loose lips continue to post because drunk to try to talk to everybody doesn't compete.

    Ban your videogame "inside jokes" jack frost. & gloating about buying games without knowing what they are. "Damn. he's. cool."
    1999 = "A Game with Parries isn't Street Fighter"
    2016 = "Releasing a Complete Game isn't Street Fighter"
    You wouldn't even understand if I told you.
    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • NickRocksNickRocks DeathPlay Joined: Posts: 22,757
    I vote NickRocks for Mod but change his name to SupermanTheAlmightyBasedGod
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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX DBGT non canon > maxxvatar OVA Joined: Posts: 17,940
    Add Team name for NickRocks for buying Prem.

    Best post 09'er
    1999 = "A Game with Parries isn't Street Fighter"
    2016 = "Releasing a Complete Game isn't Street Fighter"
    You wouldn't even understand if I told you.
    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • Jion_WansuJion_Wansu Joined: Posts: 6,064
    All of the accounts that haven't been signed into in over a year should be deleted along with their posts. At least that's what happened to me 5 years ago...
  • Jion_WansuJion_Wansu Joined: Posts: 6,064
    That's why it kinda sucked that my Jion_Wansu account from 2001 and majority of my posts are deleted from the Internet. Although a few posts to remain under the "System" username.
  • J-rideJ-ride OG Member Joined: Posts: 2,240 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Blindknagg wrote: »
    Can we repurpose the WTF button into a conspiracy button to bury Shin Akuma's Jimmy sized drivel?

    Or just STFU so we can include affinity on that list.

    E: Add that nigga CHIEfy on there too.
    I think instead of a conspiracy button we could just have an Illuminati symbol that looked like a pyramid with an eye.
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