The SRK Movie Fanatic Thread (REVIEWS, QUESTIONS, RANTS, STARS...ETC.) EVERYTHING!!!

TaichiTaichi Fuck Heroics.Joined: Posts: 1,462
This thread is a resource for the SRK Movie Fanatics.....

it provides quick links to all the relevant Movie related threads on SRK (I'll update regularly, and clean up any stagnant threads)

If you have (or are starting) a thread that isn't here, or that you feel needs to be here, PM it to me, so I can include it......

also, PM me if one or more links don't work, or take you to the wrong place, so that I can fix them!

I'll also accept links to outside news sources relevant to films......

Okay, without further ado:

General Movie Stuff

The Christmas Movie Thread
Street Fighter Marathon This Weekend (Link Expires on Saturday)
Rewatchable Movie Thread
Foreign Film Thread
Official DVD Thread
Top Ten Films of 2005 Thread
Favorite Movie Action Sequences Thread
Flux Capacitor turns 50 Thread
Your Ideal Movie Thread
Netflix Thread
Good Asian Flicks
Best Film Tagline


Specific Movies

Narnia
Ong-Bak
Revenge of the Sith
Rent
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Dead or Alive Teaser
Superman Returns Teaser
Saw II
Zathura
Get Rich or Die Trying
Jarhead
Rocky Series
High Tension
History of Violence
Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
King Kong And another
Aliens Vs. Predator (Series)
X-3 Trailer and Discussion
Silent Hill
Initial D
Skeleton Key



Directors Actors and Actresses

Chuck Norris Vs. Vin Diesel
Pat Morita Dies at 73
Tim Burton
29 Little Known Facts about Chuck Norris
Darth Vader Mindreading Game
I want to put a hit out on Uwe Boll!
Bruce Lee's Birthday
Bruce Lee, Bringing Bosnians Together!
R.I.P. Richard Pryor
Chuck Norris' one weakness
Now at Midnight, all the agents, and superhuman crew go out and round up everyone that knows more than they do...
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  • OrangeCatOrangeCat Life is a highway Joined: Posts: 1,455
    Excellent. We really need ones of these.

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  • TaichiTaichi Fuck Heroics. Joined: Posts: 1,462
    Well, i'll keep it updated as long as interest continues, and people do their part.....

    if I miss something that was posted, because they didn't bother to PM me, I ain't gonna take the blame, because they didn't follow the rules......

    I get regular email updates on celebrity deaths, but other celebrity news is gonna take a team effort......
    Now at Midnight, all the agents, and superhuman crew go out and round up everyone that knows more than they do...
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  • maxxmaxx DIO THE DESTROYER Joined: Posts: 36,709 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    odd i was gonna suggest my thread on how hollywood has become stale and just sequals but i can't find it. I assumed it was due to the wut was it great crash part 2? but i'm finding posts from like before the first one..odd. maybe it got deleted for some reason dunno.
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    nice!
    Here's the thing, I beat cancer.
  • TaichiTaichi Fuck Heroics. Joined: Posts: 1,462


    Link 1: I'll update to include it

    Link 2: I didn't miss it

    Link 3: I'll update to include it

    and yeah, I know there's more, I only went to page 30, because anything beyond that wasn't worth my time.....

    if you have something that's more than thirty pages backlogged, and you want it included, bump it, and PM me......
    Now at Midnight, all the agents, and superhuman crew go out and round up everyone that knows more than they do...
    Member- SRK Cobra Kai. "GET 'IM A BODY BAG!"
  • donaldducktmdonaldducktm A Higher Donald Duck! Joined: Posts: 2,030
    this should somewhat be stickied....
    donaldducktm: what are some good "setups" to ask a girl to prom?
    Originally posted by RandomNigga
    Call sent ground, triangle dash behind her. If she turns around to confront you and not get crossed-up, leave her be; the pussy is on lock. If she gets hit by drones and passes out, rape her; all the fun of prom with no expense. If she takes three from sent in the face and is still conscious, claim her; she's a keeper.

    What should you expect from shrooming?
    Originally posted by chair_home
    You'll grow to about twice your regular size, but strangely, your overalls and plumber's hat will grow to fit you too. If you pick up any flowers, you'll be able to throw fireballs, but watch out for turtles and potatoes with feet, touching them will revert you to your original size.
    *cough*.
  • Septimus PrimeSeptimus Prime Grammar Fhrer Joined: Posts: 5,722
    this should somewhat be stickied....
    Yeah, I think so, too.
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  • maxxmaxx DIO THE DESTROYER Joined: Posts: 36,709 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    so we actually don't have anything to discuss in this thread than?
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  • JuggyJuggy Joined: Posts: 413
    Good job. ;)
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  • TaichiTaichi Fuck Heroics. Joined: Posts: 1,462
    WOW!

    my first sticky!

    and this really isn't much of a 'discussion' thread......it's purpose defeats that.....

    rather, it'd be better to just post news, links, and threads that relate to the main topic......
    Now at Midnight, all the agents, and superhuman crew go out and round up everyone that knows more than they do...
    Member- SRK Cobra Kai. "GET 'IM A BODY BAG!"
  • AkumaTXAkumaTX Joined: Posts: 3,875
    hooray for making srk even lazier and defeating the purpose of the search function.
  • TaichiTaichi Fuck Heroics. Joined: Posts: 1,462
    Well, it's more work for me, but meh......to each his own
    Now at Midnight, all the agents, and superhuman crew go out and round up everyone that knows more than they do...
    Member- SRK Cobra Kai. "GET 'IM A BODY BAG!"
  • Septimus PrimeSeptimus Prime Grammar Fhrer Joined: Posts: 5,722
    AkumaTX wrote:
    hooray for making srk even lazier and defeating the purpose of the search function.
    Celebrate! :party:

    Plus, it's not like people search much, anyway.
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  • ytwojayytwojay Banned Joined: Posts: 2,035
    I dont think this warrants a stick, but whatever.

    Btw Eric, how'd your final go?
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  • Septimus PrimeSeptimus Prime Grammar Fhrer Joined: Posts: 5,722
    It was pretty easy. Also, since I noticed a few people walking in, not realizing that we were having a final, I hope he curves this shit (my midterm got curved up from A- to A+).
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  • epsilon_epsilon_ helpful Joined: Posts: 3,582
    Aeon Flux Thread

    this was surpisingly good imo. worth seeing. charlize looks really hot in it too, couple scenes of her in very skimpy outfits.
    i don't care what the critics say, violence is a beauuutiful thing!
  • The DamnedThe Damned Hope: You can't believe in it Joined: Posts: 10,965 mod
    ...You bastard. I was just about to post this, with a much better intro (EDIT: and many more errors) might I add.

    I suppose for now I'm just going to say that now her name, "Aeon Flux", makes sense, especially since I don't think it was mentioned at all in the cartoons.

    Speaking of the cartoons, I would greatly appreciate the opinion of some that have seen the cartoons and then the movie. I need to how much I missed that was alluded, since I only vaguely remember Handler, and even then that's rather iffy; I've only seen a few cartoons, randomly and a long time ago (when they were actually on MTV, so when I was much younger).
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    - P. G. Wodehouse
  • orkaorka alpha Joined: Posts: 7,174
    I got dragged to the theaters by one of my friends, and to my surprise it wasn't as bad as I expected.

    This is way better than the original cartoon IMO. I personally consider Aeon Flux and Peter Chung's artwork in general visual vomit. So although I thought the movie pretty much ditched psychological drama of the original and stuck to action, I didn't really mind.

    So yea, you could pretty much tell that I hate Peter Chung.
  • MavricMavric Goes for broke Joined: Posts: 110
    I just came back from seeing this. I'm sorry but it was bad, very bad. I'm not an expert on the series as i've only seen a small amount of it but as a movie goes the acting was terrible. Of course there wasn't much acting, you could prob fit the dialog on 2 pages.
  • YellowS4YellowS4 Joined: Posts: 4,579
    orka wrote:
    I personally consider Aeon Flux and Peter Chung's artwork in general visual vomit.
    haha someone beat me to it. kong > flux
  • MorphiendMorphiend Your game is pretty good: Joined: Posts: 1,611
    didnt she die at the end of each cartoon?? umm i hope i didn't just ruin the ending of the movie.
  • phaephae ojousama melody~~ Joined: Posts: 530
    Aeon Flux: DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE

    "Aeon Flux is by far the year's worst movie, a most dubious achievement."
    -- Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST

    "Charlize Theron has her Oscar. Now she has her Catwoman."
    -- David Frese, KANSAS CITY STAR

    "It was so uncomfortable to watch this film, I felt like I was desperately holding back a bout of extreme diarrhea while having dinner with my girlfriend's folks for the first time."
    -- Kevin Carr, 7M PICTURES

    "Not even the sight of Theron in stylized bondage gear can atone for the muddled story, hackneyed action, and dulled-down effects."
    -- Rob Vaux, FLIPSIDE MOVIE EMPORIUM

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/aeon_flux/

    Aeon Flux got owned by the critics.. not ONE person liked it. Ohhh snap. And they compared it to Catwoman.. by god.

    edit; Oh snap there was a thread for this already! TY mod!
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  • CrusaderCrusader old man Joined: Posts: 158 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I went to the theater thinking this movie was going to be complete crap and came out thinking it was a good movie. I liked it.
  • epsilon_epsilon_ helpful Joined: Posts: 3,582
    me too crusader. i definately didnt think it was as bad as those critics said. 6.5/10
    i don't care what the critics say, violence is a beauuutiful thing!
  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    The critics are way out of touch anyway. Movies they consider to be "good" are usually boring(*and usually pretentious) garbage that nobody wants to see. This movie already has my money eventually simply because it has Dark Charlize. Whoah, this is a long time ago.
  • Lan DiLan Di Test Your Might Joined: Posts: 25
    I previewed this film on thursday at work (i'm a projectionist) and I didn't think it was very good. I was getting paid to watch a movie and I was GLAD it was short.

    But this week we get Narnia and next week is Kong! booyah!
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  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited April 2013
    I have a good feeling Kong is going to bomb horribly. I heard from cnn that the movie is over 3 hours long....that in itself already puts me off. I loved that 3rd Lord of the Rings movie, and even there, I kept wondering after awhile..does this movie go on...forever? It's not a good thing when even though a movie is good overall...you begin checking your watch or cell.phone for the time...wondering when the hell is this going to end. Besides, the concept of King Kong just never seemed that interesting to me. The big deal was when he climbed the skyscraper and swatted helicopters away like flies...that was pretty much it.

    *sidenote--my sweetie, Soledad O'Brien(hottest newsanchor ever) agrees with me. She was also immediately put off by it being over 3 hours.(*eh, perhaps it won't bomb "horribly", but I doubt it will do well if most people realize they're going to be sitting in the theatre for that length of time.)

    Dark Charlize's AF outfits should be skimpier though. The original character was practically naked in every episode.
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  • 3b1r4h3b1r4h omgz liek woahhhhhhh Joined: Posts: 499
    I didn't have a lot of hope for Aeon considering it wasn't previewed to the critics, which usually means they don't want reviews out before the movie, which usually means the movie SUCKS.

    Glad to hear that is not the case.

    (I still am not going to go see it)
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  • MiyagiShin XMiyagiShin X Going Hard at UMVC3 Joined: Posts: 1,002
    Im curious to why it sucked so much and I actually believe u all but im still goona have to waste my money and find out for myself.

    by the way the movie King Kong may just suck totall ass but that doesnt mean I wont see it. That movie Is going to rack in the money$$$ cause everyone is going to want to see it :-P
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  • OuroborusOuroborus plays 3s just to troll Joined: Posts: 7,248 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    phae wrote:
    "Aeon Flux is by far the year's worst movie, a most dubious achievement."
    -- Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST

    "Charlize Theron has her Oscar. Now she has her Catwoman."
    -- David Frese, KANSAS CITY STAR

    "It was so uncomfortable to watch this film, I felt like I was desperately holding back a bout of extreme diarrhea while having dinner with my girlfriend's folks for the first time."
    -- Kevin Carr, 7M PICTURES

    "Not even the sight of Theron in stylized bondage gear can atone for the muddled story, hackneyed action, and dulled-down effects."
    -- Rob Vaux, FLIPSIDE MOVIE EMPORIUM

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/aeon_flux/

    Aeon Flux got owned by the critics.. not ONE person liked it. Ohhh snap. And they compared it to Catwoman.. by god.

    edit; Oh snap there was a thread for this already! TY mod!

    i said it once and i'll say it again, rottentomatoes is fulla shit.

    as for the movie, i havent seen it yet
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  • orkaorka alpha Joined: Posts: 7,174
    Why are people talking so much about King Kong in a Aeon Flux thread?

    I personally think King Kong will suck, too so I don't even plan on seeing that.
  • YellowS4YellowS4 Joined: Posts: 4,579
    cam rls > paying
  • HeaTHeaT mindgames Joined: Posts: 3,245 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    phae wrote:
    "Aeon Flux is by far the year's worst movie, a most dubious achievement."
    -- Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST

    "Charlize Theron has her Oscar. Now she has her Catwoman."
    -- David Frese, KANSAS CITY STAR

    "It was so uncomfortable to watch this film, I felt like I was desperately holding back a bout of extreme diarrhea while having dinner with my girlfriend's folks for the first time."
    -- Kevin Carr, 7M PICTURES

    "Not even the sight of Theron in stylized bondage gear can atone for the muddled story, hackneyed action, and dulled-down effects."
    -- Rob Vaux, FLIPSIDE MOVIE EMPORIUM

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/aeon_flux/

    Aeon Flux got owned by the critics.. not ONE person liked it. Ohhh snap. And they compared it to Catwoman.. by god.

    edit; Oh snap there was a thread for this already! TY mod!

    you do realize you quoted someone from Kansas City right???

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  • phaephae ojousama melody~~ Joined: Posts: 530
    lols. Charlize isn't wearing two belts and a thong, so she is not Aeon Flux. I saw pics of her with too much clothing on to be my Aeon Flux. No way.

    King Kong looks like it's gonna suck too. Bah.
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  • Rico!Rico! SRK's Chauvinist Joined: Posts: 694
    I'll wait for the DVD to reach the bargain bins at my local blockbuster
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  • white shadowwhite shadow WHAT'S MY NAME NYUKAH?!!! Joined: Posts: 13,777 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    ÆON FLUX was a great movie IMO. I like Peter Chung's story premise because I could never figure out that eyesore/convoluted POS he calls a cartoon.

    Heck I tried to watch it again after the movie and it still bores the hell outta me.:tdown: :lame:
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  • maxxmaxx DIO THE DESTROYER Joined: Posts: 36,709 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    phae wrote:
    "Aeon Flux is by far the year's worst movie, a most dubious achievement."
    -- Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST

    "Charlize Theron has her Oscar. Now she has her Catwoman."
    -- David Frese, KANSAS CITY STAR

    "It was so uncomfortable to watch this film, I felt like I was desperately holding back a bout of extreme diarrhea while having dinner with my girlfriend's folks for the first time."
    -- Kevin Carr, 7M PICTURES

    "Not even the sight of Theron in stylized bondage gear can atone for the muddled story, hackneyed action, and dulled-down effects."
    -- Rob Vaux, FLIPSIDE MOVIE EMPORIUM

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/aeon_flux/

    Aeon Flux got owned by the critics.. not ONE person liked it. Ohhh snap. And they compared it to Catwoman.. by god.

    edit; Oh snap there was a thread for this already! TY mod!

    i don't listen to critics one bit anymore..if i did i'd miss out on alot of my favorite movies...hackers for one.
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  • totaltoanagetotaltoanage ♥ stackin' ♥ Joined: Posts: 951 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    only reason to see this movie is theron. thats it. action scenes were pretty dope but not enough. story sucked, i wanted to see dinosaurs outside those gates.
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  • FreddyL0c0FreddyL0c0 Joined: Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I really thought this movie was going to be complete shit, I was put off by the preview's corny lines and the fact that it is an MTV film (although that goes without saying since it is coming from the cartoon)

    just came back from it...it was alright, had bad scenes....but I found that it picked up nicely towards the end. still, a lot of people couldnt resist laughing at some of its cheesyness. I guess that made it fun cheese.
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