The SRK Movie Fanatic Thread (REVIEWS, QUESTIONS, RANTS, STARS...ETC.) EVERYTHING!!!

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  • girlystylegirlystyle Only plays Fugazi Joined: Posts: 1,804
    Did dudes here not like The Master?
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  • ViciousSLASHViciousSLASH Game Time Jones Joined: Posts: 7,510
    Rec 2 was awful. You have bad opinions PGabe. Shaky cam garbage cookie cutter version of the first one with whiny kids thrown in. 3 was a fun flipping of the whole shitty found footage trope. It was like a giant rock was lifted from my eyeballs when they went to an actual shot movie. Actually being able to see the infected made it a little more scary and it was funny as well. If that movie was shown in front of a crowd of horror movie fans I would think they would have got up and had a standing ovation when Koldo smashed the dudes camera.

    "WE'VE GOT TO FILM THIS!!"

    "No, no you don't , the best day of my life just got ruined and all of my family is dead. Fuck you and fuck your camera"

    Shaky cam ruined the Hunger Games too, that director had no idea what he was doing. The cornucopia bloodbath was supposed to be awesome and he completely ruined it by showing NONE OF THE ACTION BECAUSE THE CAMERA WAS SHAKING THE ENTIRE TIME. How does the camera shaking put me into the action? It completely takes me me out because I have no idea what is going on.

    Silver Linings Playbook isn't going to win best picture, you gotta calm your internet anger down. Lincoln or Argo will. You have bad angry movie opinions, do you want to get an ice cream and talk it out? SLP had lots of very funny parts, were you just fuming with anger the whole time while you were watching it to not laugh?

    Spider-Man 4 was also good, sure it's stupid they rebooted the franchise to exactly where it was but it's Hollywood and they are stupid and nothing makes sense. English guy was a way better Spider-Man in terms of how Spider-man'y he was, and Emma Stone shit all over kristen dunces first three awful performances. He is too handsome to be peter parker but that doesn't matter because it's a hollywood summer comic book movie, everyone is going to be too handsome/beautiful.

    I don't think anyone saw the Master, Girly. I wanted to but I just didn't get to the theater before it was gone.
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  • Dirt Mc GirtDirt Mc Girt OLD DIRTY Joined: Posts: 1,090
    VSlash coming harder than his fantasy baseball team did all year.

    With Spiderman 4 did they really have to do another origins story? I'm pretty sure everyone knows Spiderman's origin now so why not just jump in to already being Spiderman instead of remaking Spiderman 1.

    It is too bad Texas Chainsaw isn't coming out until Friday or it would be a runaway winner for movie of the year.

  • Dirt Mc GirtDirt Mc Girt OLD DIRTY Joined: Posts: 1,090
    best:
    1. moonrise kingdom
    2. the master
    3. cabin in the woods
    4. citadel
    5. sound of my voice
    6. the comedy
    7. room 237
    8. how to survive a plague
    9. holy motors
    10. bernie

    worst:

    1. last house on the street - though it had the hottest mom/daughter pairing in a movie in a while with Shue/Lawrence
    2. taken 2
    3. silver linings playbook - cliche fake indie trying to just win an award movie
    4. this is 40
    5. aftershock (rip eli roth)

    ???

  • ViciousSLASHViciousSLASH Game Time Jones Joined: Posts: 7,510
    They probably were just like "They won't even notice we did another origin story because people who like Spider-Man are stupid"

    Also he was a skateboarder? Whatever, I still liked it.
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  • Dirt Mc GirtDirt Mc Girt OLD DIRTY Joined: Posts: 1,090
    i think he was a professional skateboarder until he quit to focus on being spiderman / emo teenager at the same time

    though the one scene where that thing was falling and it did a 360 pan shot around him in 3d was pretty cool

  • goodm0urninggoodm0urning AWKWARD... BITCH Joined: Posts: 14,235
    English guy was a way better Spider-Man in terms of how Spider-man'y he was, and Emma Stone shit all over kristen dunces first three awful performances.
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  • orochizoolanderorochizoolander 2LANDER! Joined: Posts: 15,691 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    The Constant Gardener is awesome bcuz.
    P. gorath said: seriously though, it really crystalized how much better mvc3 is than that game. "Oh look, commando vs. 3 characters...this will be excitin--zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzz"
  • TheMaidenMashaTheMaidenMasha Joined: Posts: 3,100 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Totes Amaze Spiderman was wack for these reasons.
    1. Too many people found out he was spiderman
    2. Lizardman = zzzZZZZZ , low tier spidey villain
    3. The "been there done that" feeling It was unecessary to re-do the origin does every reboot necessarily have to re-do the origin?
    4. It felt a lil bit too teeny bop for me
  • ViciousSLASHViciousSLASH Game Time Jones Joined: Posts: 7,510
    Ha, best grammar. It was super hilarious how he took off his mask like 30 times, but that is like a marvel movie thing for some reason. It always cracks me up how detailed spider-man's costume looks when he has zero sewing experience and it's made of like all these different textures and vinyl materials.
    I guess the natural web formula that his spider dna knows just understands how to be a helluva tailor too.
    At least he and Stone sort of look like they could attend a high school in their movies. Dunst and Maguire were looking mad old in their hallways. The first Spiderman movies are kind of like the first two Hulk movies (except they were both way better) in that if you combined all the positive aspects from both you'd probably have the perfect Spidey movie.
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  • toddler316toddler316 Drunk Shit Hustler Joined: Posts: 8,086 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    had a "uncomfortable" movie marathon last night. watched shame and a serbian film :eek:
    That actually sounds like a painful night.

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  • angryliberalangryliberal I beat cancer. Joined: Posts: 6,282
    Oh shit, Dirt saw The Comedy AND it made his list. Now I really need to see it...
    Here's the thing, I beat cancer.
  • Dirt Mc GirtDirt Mc Girt OLD DIRTY Joined: Posts: 1,090
    i actually don't know if i liked it or not. i saw it 2x and it just leaves you feeling weird and uncomfortable. it is hard to describe but i don't think a movie has made me feel like that in a while so had to include it

  • angryliberalangryliberal I beat cancer. Joined: Posts: 6,282
    That's kind of the feeling I'm getting from a lot of people. That intrigues me. Tim Heidecker can do that uncomfortable things really well. He's perfect for a disaffected hipster.
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  • ViciousSLASHViciousSLASH Game Time Jones Joined: Posts: 7,510
    I forgot the name of that movie and I wanted to see it. I am watching it now! HURRAY AMAZON
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  • Dirt Mc GirtDirt Mc Girt OLD DIRTY Joined: Posts: 1,090
    the boat scene made me sad because i think i would do the same thing as him and then i'm like i'm a horrible person

  • angryliberalangryliberal I beat cancer. Joined: Posts: 6,282
    I love Death Proof. I haven't seen Jackie Brown yet, but I'd say I agree with your assessment. Kill Bill pt 2 was pretty weak until the end.
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  • girlystylegirlystyle Only plays Fugazi Joined: Posts: 1,804
    I love Death Proof. I haven't seen Jackie Brown yet, but I'd say I agree with your assessment. Kill Bill pt 2 was pretty weak until the end.

    Jackie Brown QT's best realization of how he wants to use music in his movies, super impressive
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  • crotchpunchacrotchpuncha Joined: Posts: 22,402
    Jackie Brown is a GREAT movie. Pam Grier is so damn hot in that film and it's one my favorite Robert di Nero roles.

    And yea the music is amazingly well used.
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  • girlystylegirlystyle Only plays Fugazi Joined: Posts: 1,804
    Agreed, I feel like DeNiro gets miscast a whole bunch, but he is perfect JB. QTs best IMO.
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  • TaitoTaito Great Thing Joined: Posts: 7,097
    Having not seen DU yet, IB and JB are his smartest movies, if not his best in general. And it's one of the last times DeNiro put any effort into a movie role.
  • ViciousSLASHViciousSLASH Game Time Jones Joined: Posts: 7,510
    the boat scene made me sad because i think i would do the same thing as him and then i'm like i'm a horrible person

    Aside from putting like a wallet in her mouth, what else are you supposed to do? Freak out like a hysterical woman? Are we both horrible people?

    I know a bunch of people who are just like this, except not living in "cool" brooklyn/not as well off. Movie wasn't bad at all. It's basically a dissection of white privileged hipsters.

    With this and Django Unchanged white people are taking a beating this year. Movie is probably getting such horrible reviews because all of the cool dude reviews are so butthurt that the movie is pooping on their lives.
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  • Kusanagi02Kusanagi02 Joined: Posts: 5,460
    So um I heard that John Woo would be interested in directing Expendables 3. Had to contain my excitement at the thought.
  • Dirt Mc GirtDirt Mc Girt OLD DIRTY Joined: Posts: 1,090
    Aside from putting like a wallet in her mouth, what else are you supposed to do? Freak out like a hysterical woman? Are we both horrible people?

    call the cops i guess

  • ViciousSLASHViciousSLASH Game Time Jones Joined: Posts: 7,510
    call the cops i guess

    Yeah I was thinking that but it was on a boat? I guess McNulty would come out and just get her? Maybe he was too cool to have a cell phone. Seizures usually don't last that long right?

    I think we are horrible.
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  • PterodactylPterodactyl drenched in sauce Joined: Posts: 7,280
    What is the movie you two are talking about, about?
    spread'em
  • Dirt Mc GirtDirt Mc Girt OLD DIRTY Joined: Posts: 1,090
    the comedy

  • PterodactylPterodactyl drenched in sauce Joined: Posts: 7,280
    So "The Comedy" is about "The Comedy"?
    spread'em
  • Zimbabwe_Zomb1eZimbabwe_Zomb1e Doesn't Afraid of anything Joined: Posts: 147
    anyone know the song in this video?

    I've fought the zombie war in Zimbabwe...and came back as one of them.
  • Dirt Mc GirtDirt Mc Girt OLD DIRTY Joined: Posts: 1,090
    Yeah I was thinking that but it was on a boat? I guess McNulty would come out and just get her? Maybe he was too cool to have a cell phone. Seizures usually don't last that long right?

    I think we are horrible.

    we are white people so by default we are horrible.

  • orochizoolanderorochizoolander 2LANDER! Joined: Posts: 15,691 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I Saw The Devil brilliantly takes one of Hollywood's most overused themes and simply examines it very deeply, I was surprised at how incisive it ended up becoming. Also the ending was mind blowing:tup:
    P. gorath said: seriously though, it really crystalized how much better mvc3 is than that game. "Oh look, commando vs. 3 characters...this will be excitin--zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzz"
  • Exodus.Exodus. Joined: Posts: 7,018
    anyone know the song in this video?

    Ask @rabbit2k7
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  • Rabbit2k7Rabbit2k7 bad idiot Joined: Posts: 4,821
    anyone know the song in this video?

    That's a song a friend of mine wrote to use in that ad. Let me see if I can get a download from him.
  • PterodactylPterodactyl drenched in sauce Joined: Posts: 7,280
    I'd also like the download.
    spread'em
  • Shaft AgentShaft Agent https://discord.gg/F4ZmxDu Joined: Posts: 9,272 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    rabbit said he's gonna buy exclusive cases from me and put bad 8bit techno music on the youtube commercials hatehatehatehate

    i hate cuz i'm jelly :rofl:
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  • Rabbit2k7Rabbit2k7 bad idiot Joined: Posts: 4,821
    rabbit said he's gonna buy exclusive cases from me and put bad 8bit techno music on the youtube commercials hatehatehatehate

    i hate cuz i'm jelly :rofl:

    Well, neither of these things are true, so...

    I guess I'll bring the peanut butter.
  • goodm0urninggoodm0urning AWKWARD... BITCH Joined: Posts: 14,235
    Jackie Brown kicks ass. Great cast, great music, and the funniest portrayal of a man shooting a woman for getting on his nerves.
    It was super hilarious how he took off his mask like 30 times, but that is like a marvel movie thing for some reason.
    Because actors have a hard time acting with a full-face mask and no eyeholes, and it would look really fucked-up if they had the mask itself be expressive like in the comics.
  • angryliberalangryliberal I beat cancer. Joined: Posts: 6,282
    I never saw the Emma Stone Spiderman. First off, I like my Emma Stone red headed. Secondly, it never appealed to me.

    As far as movies this year, I liked Dark Knight Rises a lot more than a lot of people. I liked Dark Knight less than a lot of people. However, I do think Dark Knight is better than Rises. Avengers was overall a more enjoyable theater experience for me, so I'll give that one comic movie of the year. Also, as noted previously, I'm a Whedon fanboy. I'm with GM, Manos Live Riff was a huge highlight of my theater experience this year. Laughed harder than any other movie in the theater in a few years.

    Still need to see:

    Django
    Lincoln
    The Master
    The Comedy
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  • Zimbabwe_Zomb1eZimbabwe_Zomb1e Doesn't Afraid of anything Joined: Posts: 147
    That's a song a friend of mine wrote to use in that ad. Let me see if I can get a download from him.

    Thanks man!
    I've fought the zombie war in Zimbabwe...and came back as one of them.
  • TaitoTaito Great Thing Joined: Posts: 7,097
    The movie that left the strongest impression on me last year was Elite Squad, from 6 years ago.
    It featured one of the best character transformations this side of Godfather's Michael Corleone. If it wasn't a logical transition, it was a natural one, in the context of the narrative.

    If the morally objectionable material bothers or distracts you.. then, it does, for all I care. If Padhila has any creative control over RoboCop, that (unnecessary) reboot should turn out fine.

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