The Relationship/Dating Thread: We will argue over your issue like we're your parents...even yell.

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  • crotchpunchacrotchpuncha Joined: Posts: 21,058
    edited February 4
    dab00g wrote: »
    I don't eat ass because poop comes out

    Like you swear you guys are eating cleaned out ass like you ain't getting dingleberries and worms

    Like i don't and will never eat asshole
    You don't lick vag? Piss comes out of there.

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  • Mangy_CatMangy_Cat Trans(Siberian Railway) Joined: Posts: 595
    Yay, Daboog is out of jail!

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  • dab00gdab00g Joined: Posts: 20,175
    The vagina is cleaner than a butthole

    The never ending debate rages on

    Unless you dealing with grimey bitches
  • BB_HoodyBB_Hoody Nice plane you have there. Be a Shame if something went wrong in flight and it crashed Joined: Posts: 4,696
    Yeah all t
    dab00g wrote: »
    The vagina is cleaner than a butthole

    The never ending debate rages on

    Unless you dealing with grimey bitches

    Yeah I think we can all agree on that. If she doesn't appear to keep her hygiene game on point. I'm talking shower two times a day. Nothing gets licked or even fucked for that matter.
  • GwynLovesMilkGwynLovesMilk Joined: Posts: 6,096
    edited February 10
    Still in St. Louis, still living with the cute redhead that i'm madly in love with, racking up other partners left and right, multiple orgies, threesomes, shock collars and paddles, shit is great. Enrolled in college a month ago and my libido is going stupid (gpa still solid though), probably going to end up hitting on my psychology professor once I'm done with her classes, incredibly hot blonde cougar that thinks I'm "really super adorable" after she "had to get a closer look" at me yesterday and staring at me five inches from my face, linking up with a cute blonde preppy fit stoner girl from the class on Sunday for blunts and note taking, definitely will be making moves. Seeing my other girlfriend tomorrow, and another date Saturday with a cute girl that I'm going to snatch the butt virginity from asap.

    The game plays itself ^^;
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  • dab00gdab00g Joined: Posts: 20,175
    From loser jobless skater boy mooching off mom

    To transgender slut

    It is a game of odds
  • StockyJamStockyJam Joined: Posts: 5,386
    update.
    painter girl i was getting feels for...it went no where.
    we had..1,500 texts between us but she got scared by having feelings before ever meeting and she went lash out nutty.

    uh, italian chick i was talking to like 2 years ago, then she went to Cali for a year. she came back, started talking again but she wasnt feeling it anymore, so that died.

    i'm single n not seeing anyone right now.
    tbh, i'm happy. i need a break from dating insanity.

    now for the negativity bombs to be dropped by dab00g all over my 'about to be quoted' post.

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  • BB_HoodyBB_Hoody Nice plane you have there. Be a Shame if something went wrong in flight and it crashed Joined: Posts: 4,696
    @StockyJam Honestly dating feels like a huge chore that isn't worth doing more often than not. A lot of women are just so indecisive, and unsure what they want.
  • NickRocksNickRocks SATSUI NO SABU Joined: Posts: 22,574
    Still in St. Louis, still living with the cute redhead that i'm madly in love with, racking up other partners left and right, multiple orgies, threesomes, shock collars and paddles, shit is great. Enrolled in college a month ago and my libido is going stupid (gpa still solid though), probably going to end up hitting on my psychology professor once I'm done with her classes, incredibly hot blonde cougar that thinks I'm "really super adorable" after she "had to get a closer look" at me yesterday and staring at me five inches from my face, linking up with a cute blonde preppy fit stoner girl from the class on Sunday for blunts and note taking, definitely will be making moves. Seeing my other girlfriend tomorrow, and another date Saturday with a cute girl that I'm going to snatch the butt virginity from asap.

    The game plays itself ^^;

    are you on permanent HRT? do you have to take a pill or injections
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  • GwynLovesMilkGwynLovesMilk Joined: Posts: 6,096
    @NickRocks I've been on hormones about two years, and yeah I'll be taking them pretty much the rest of my life unless something happens in the medical field that's ridiculous. I take pills instead of injections. Ideal situation is I get my testicles removed so I can stop taking testosterone blockers (dehydration is super super super real) and switch to weekly injections for estrogen.
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  • crotchpunchacrotchpuncha Joined: Posts: 21,058
    I don't mean this in a negative way, I think it's really important, do you currently see a therapist?
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  • GwynLovesMilkGwynLovesMilk Joined: Posts: 6,096
    I don't mean this in a negative way, I think it's really important, do you currently see a therapist?

    Currently? No. Can't afford it right now, I've seen a few, all think highly of me!
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  • NickRocksNickRocks SATSUI NO SABU Joined: Posts: 22,574
    So youre basically cruising on estrogen as opposed to test and taking test blockers as opposed to anti-estros. Interesting.

    What are the long term effects of such a hornone regimen? Like are you worried about your androgen receptors at all
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  • crotchpunchacrotchpuncha Joined: Posts: 21,058
    I don't mean this in a negative way, I think it's really important, do you currently see a therapist?

    Currently? No. Can't afford it right now, I've seen a few, all think highly of me!
    that's distressing.
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  • GwynLovesMilkGwynLovesMilk Joined: Posts: 6,096
    edited February 24
    @NickRocks iunno. I'm pretty sure I just keep getting more feminine to a point and then just feel consistent and nice after a few more years lol. I'm not worried about my receptors or anything no

    @crotchpuncha what exactly is distressing? That I can't afford it right now, or that my mind is actually in a good place and yall don't like it?
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  • crotchpunchacrotchpuncha Joined: Posts: 21,058
    edited February 24
    Who said I didn't like it? Your making an assumption. Based on your posts I don't think your mind is in a good place, and even if it was, what you are doing to yourself should still be monitored by a 3rd party on a regular basis. I think that's important.

    The fact you instantly jump to me not being happy about you being happy when I really don't give a fuck either way, and you don't have any reason to think its my position is a sign to me that you still need to see a therapist. Perhaps I'm concerned about your mental well being and mental health and has nothing to do with my state of happiness about your state of being. Thats you leaping to a negative conclusion based on nothing.

    I have no reason to be unhappy about you being happy, that's fucking stupid and can't think of a reason for you to think I'm that petty other then your own mental hang ups.
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  • GwynLovesMilkGwynLovesMilk Joined: Posts: 6,096
    I didn't jump to a conclusion, all I did was ask you what your motive for asking if I have a therapist was and why you think it's distressing that I'm not seeing one? I don't have to have a therapist. I've been there. I know who I am, I do need an endocrinologist though, to check on my blood levels. That is very important and I neglect it probably. That's about it. That and scripts for hormones.
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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,219 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited February 24
    You need me, Gwyn... You need Manx...

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
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  • dab00gdab00g Joined: Posts: 20,175
    I don't think being a transgendered person is wrong

    I am going to say when people dismiss the body dismorphia aspect of it us when things go banana

    There are subsets of the transgendered who feel content to keep their sexual reproductive organs instead of getting extensive surgery that there is no going back from

    I say you really need to think about life without your dick and balls

  • GwynLovesMilkGwynLovesMilk Joined: Posts: 6,096
    Body dysphoria and body dysmorphia are two very different things, and it doesn't always surround someone's genitalia. I've thought a *lot* about life without my dick and balls. That's why I'm opting to get rid of the balls and keep the dick!
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  • dab00gdab00g Joined: Posts: 20,175
    Your libido is driven by the testes

    But to each their own
  • GwynLovesMilkGwynLovesMilk Joined: Posts: 6,096
    You can definitely still get erections after an orchidectamy, it just won't be as easy and more difficult to maintain which.. I don't mind at all, I can get a viagra script if I need it lol
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  • dab00gdab00g Joined: Posts: 20,175
    All i am saying is i would keep them

    But hey maybe you get nueticals
  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,219 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    But she always leaves when I ask her how soft her feet are... :sad:

    :tdown:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
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  • GwynLovesMilkGwynLovesMilk Joined: Posts: 6,096
    Manx wrote: »
    But she always leaves when I ask her how soft her feet are... :sad:

    :tdown:

    That's not the case! I can send you a picture of them if you want, they're quite soft! I've actually really really really wanted to do some foot fetish stuff like oiled up foot jobs while I'm wearing fishnets, things like that.
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  • dab00gdab00g Joined: Posts: 20,175
    Gay so very gay
  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,219 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited February 25
    My gluty ass would smash of your feeble penises-es.

    All of you ... your's-es

    :tup:
    Post edited by Manx on
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
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  • DoctaMarioDoctaMario Sometimes It Snows In April... Joined: Posts: 3,339
    edited February 25
    Ran into my ex and her new dude at the gym. I tried to get out before they saw me but no dice. I've never had a more awkward conversation I my life.

    You shoulda just waved and went on with your business. Ain't no reason to be standing there like a simp talking to your ex and the guy smashing her now.
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  • dab00gdab00g Joined: Posts: 20,175
    He is the one who got into his own feelings of a fob situation

    Plus he is the one who put his pants in the trash disposal instead of the washing machine
  • nikeSBstunna89nikeSBstunna89 WOLVES Joined: Posts: 1,483
    DoctaMario wrote: »

    You shoulda just waved and went on with your business. Ain't no reason to be standing there like a simp talking to your ex and the guy smashing her now.

    Hard to do that when she literally cut me off on my way out the door. Wasn't that long of a convo anyways so whatever. Don't see how that's simp shit but ok.
  • NickRocksNickRocks SATSUI NO SABU Joined: Posts: 22,574
    Why the fuck would u engage ur ex in convo?

    Shit i just look at mt baby mommas like they fucking stupid and never say anything
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  • xEGAxBeastkingxxEGAxBeastkingx Sorry about yo damn luck Joined: Posts: 2,373
    DoctaMario wrote: »

    You shoulda just waved and went on with your business. Ain't no reason to be standing there like a simp talking to your ex and the guy smashing her now.

    Hard to do that when she literally cut me off on my way out the door. Wasn't that long of a convo anyways so whatever. Don't see how that's simp shit but ok.

    It's actually easy to do. Just walk/push past her and ignore that shit. You make it sound like she's stronger than you are.
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  • pedoviejopedoviejo Thuggin in da Kitchen Joined: Posts: 13,848
    DoctaMario wrote: »

    You shoulda just waved and went on with your business. Ain't no reason to be standing there like a simp talking to your ex and the guy smashing her now.

    Hard to do that when she literally cut me off on my way out the door. Wasn't that long of a convo anyways so whatever. Don't see how that's simp shit but ok.

    I hoped you just said, ugh huh and thats cool.
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    My question is are women that oblivious, or are they that fucking evil. My guess is the latter for her to go out of her way to do that.
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  • pedoviejopedoviejo Thuggin in da Kitchen Joined: Posts: 13,848
    Man, the only eay he was gonna get respect was to slap that bitch, or ridicule her and invike some white knight shit from the other dude.

    Thats jail time. Its a shame thats the inly way to get respect from some of the whores.
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