What do players message you after you beat them - SFxT EDITION!

Shintarru

ON 1/27/2013 AT 1:37 PM
xE3picx wrote:

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FUCK YOU GOTTA USE THE SAME MOVES OVER AND OVER AGAIN ASS FUCK ...HORE

Turbo

After a random endless 2vs2 battle:

"you are obese!"

lol?

Aloci

Turbo, post: 7954558, member: 64373 wrote:

After a random endless 2vs2 battle:

"you are obese!"

lol?

What a polite guy?

guy986

"Grab ass fag"

After this guy rolled toward me 4-5 times in a row. What am i supposed to do?

*Above Omnipotence

We were in a full lobby and my turn comes up against GR1MxXREAPER. I PERFECTED him both rounds King & Marduk. On the 2nd. round right before I was about to end the match with a double PERFECT he rage quits and sends me this funny as all hell message: "I have shit going on @ the house ill be damned if a scrub like u benefits from it ill see u after i deal with real like kid. oh yeah...prove it scrub u cant pp me ur a joke". I've read this message to the whole lobby and we were all laughing like hell while we were still laughing at the extremely quick ragequit. He even called me a kid, he has no clue that I'm like probably the oldest person playing this game. lol This is on the XBOX 360.

echelonNYK

The after effects of a EX Psycho Crusher on wakeup to win a close fight=Salt in broken english

Rean

this man needs no introduction.
i avoided the match for ages and he decides to send me those gems (i didnt send him any message previously):

Shooting Star Rockman

^
You meanie. You don't have to insult his mom. :(

Rean

i didnt even say a word to him lol

Wantonx

Rean, post: 7961456, member: 49732 wrote:

i didnt even say a word to him lol

That makes it super hilarious. Also the fact he had to state he has IRL friends. I bet he doesn't

Shooting Star Rockman

Wantonx, post: 7961683, member: 4506 wrote:

That makes it super hilarious. Also the fact he had to state he has IRL friends. I bet he doesn't

He's probably mistaken Rean as someone else, or he has taken too much vodka.

Fastlane

I just got a message from GaHaReK, a russian player who uses easy input on Gief and plays extremely defensive.
He sent me:
"Why you use kicks and punches with Gief? Zangief must use only grabs"

Aloci

Fastlane, post: 7962048, member: 16628 wrote:

I just got a message from GaHaReK, a russian player who uses easy input on Gief and plays extremely defensive.
He sent me:
"Why you use kicks and punches with Gief? Zangief must use only grabs"

Holy shit.

We've been playing him wrong this whole time D:
I bet this means that Ryu must only throw hadokens.

I gotta step up my game...

Kongrosion

Wow, I guess maybe they should have nerfed him slightly...

...Oh wait.

Intuitive2011

Kongrosion, post: 7962254, member: 74773 wrote:

Wow, I guess maybe they should have nerfed him slightly...

...Oh wait.

He must have missed the memo that Gief is dead. Especially, to Jin, Juri and Sagat.

Kongrosion

Intuitive2011, post: 7962283, member: 66101 wrote:

He must have missed the memo that Gief is dead. Especially, to Jin, Juri and Sagat.

You know what, man? He was playing Sagat, and at the start of each round he let me walk him straight into the corner. What the actual fuck.

Intuitive2011

Kongrosion, post: 7962322, member: 74773 wrote:

You know what, man? He was playing Sagat, and at the start of each round he let me walk him straight into the corner. What the actual fuck.

He obviously doesn't know the Sagat/Zangief match up. Which entirely revolves around Sagat's St.Hk, Tiger Uppercut and Tiger Shot. How you won is a miracle. Now, when I play this fool, I'm gonna put Gief on front. As Gief/Sagat is a good match up.

skemar007

Why he mad?
Not my fault he was holding back the last round
lol

LordWilliam1234

skemar007, post: 7963061, member: 10587 wrote:

Why he mad?
Not my fault he was holding back the last round
lol

Paul? Top tier?

Did I miss something?

skemar007

LordWilliam1234, post: 7963066, member: 55776 wrote:

Paul? Top tier?

Did I miss something?

You will have to ask him
I think he see when event hubs had that some top players are saying he is top tier
lol

LordWilliam1234

skemar007, post: 7963101, member: 10587 wrote:

You will have to ask him
I think he see when event hubs had that some top players are saying he is top tier
lol

Paul is definitely a good character now though. He just seems a lot more solid overall.

Top tier though? That guy is just salty.

jonogunn

Said a 0 bp player

Darkphyre

jonogunn, post: 7963710, member: 37569 wrote:

Said a 0 bp player

Blocking is for noobs.

CrimsonChild

jonogunn, post: 7963710, member: 37569 wrote:

Said a 0 bp player

Stop mashing block, dude.

Syg

From vybzkartel1-2 on PSN:
"ha pathtic pussy you no your so fuking shit so all u did was grab your fuking shit your terrible u might aswell brake your disc pussy go train"

Are these things supposed to make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside? :3

Fastlane

Syg, post: 7964470, member: 3103 wrote:

From vybzkartel1-2 on PSN:
"ha pathtic pussy you no your so fuking shit so all u did was grab your fuking shit your terrible u might aswell brake your disc pussy go train"

Are these things supposed to make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside? :3

Let me guess... he tried to roll out of pressure the whole match? I just had someone do this and he was raging on his mic. Some other dude also had his mic on and was laughing te whole time. Didn't really help lol

Ufinna-git-karate'd

CrimsonChild, post: 7964328, member: 73767 wrote:

Stop mashing block, dude.

Whenever people say you are being cheap, just tell them to Stop being a victim.

Nerfherder

Some people can't decide on whether they want to be dicks or not. I was playing someone and I won. He sent me a
"spammer!!!!" message. I sent him a 'good game' back. He replied with 'GG'. Strange.

*Above Omnipotence

LOL I just played a Ranked match against "TSW Ash" and steamrolled him and he sent me this message: "laggy scrub". So, I responded and said, "Laggy young loser. *kisses*". LOL

DarthPariah

Darkphyre, post: 7964109, member: 53883 wrote:

Blocking is for noobs.

the sad thing is that some people actually believe this to be true.

jonogunn

Opponent: you are a girl
Me: how did you know?
Opponent: oh im sorry for talking 2 u tht way





Shhhh. I'm a full grown man. ^^

Rean

*Above Omnipotence, post: 7965965, member: 7136 wrote:

LOL I just played a Ranked match against "TSW Ash" and steamrolled him and he sent me this message: "laggy scrub". So, I responded and said, "Laggy young loser. *kisses*". LOL

that guy plays on peacefuljay sfxt stream everyday.

roknin

Darkphyre, post: 7964109, member: 53883 wrote:

Blocking is for noobs.

MAN REEL TALK BLKIGN IZ A BTCH MOVE 4 REEL TAEK UR HITZ LIK A MAN KWIT TURTULING

- stealth edit for spelling "quit" correctly. The bloody hell was I thinking?!

Higher-Jin

After a ranked match:

"chun li is a cheap character."

to which I responded:

"not as cheap as your mom. because she's free."

Wantonx

I got one that said "lol fag. Rematch." and my son was sitting next to me and asked "daddy, why'd he call you a fag?". So I rematched the guy and beat him twice. and get "fag" back as a message. I just told my son that some people are born scrubs and will always be scrubs, and under no circumstances should he ever become one. I think he understood.

roknin

Wantonx, post: 7968131, member: 4506 wrote:

I got one that said "lol fag. Rematch." and my son was sitting next to me and asked "daddy, why'd he call you a fag?". So I rematched the guy and beat him twice. and get "fag" back as a message. I just told my son that some people are born scrubs and will always be scrubs, and under no circumstances should he ever become one. I think he understood.

Seriously, that's beautiful.

Turbo

very poetic indeed:)

Sgt. Fuzzy Boots

redtube

Seriously, that's all: redtube. I... I mean... Wut? °_°

(If you don't know what it is, I suggest googling it in private.)

Cody&Guy18

Sgt. Fuzzy Boots, post: 7970138, member: 50354 wrote:

redtube

Seriously, that's all: redtube. I... I mean... Wut? °_°

(If you don't know what it is, I suggest googling it in private.)

I won't consider that hatemail, rather "informative". You know, "research"...

Sgt. Fuzzy Boots

Well I did play as Alisa, maybe he got aroused by my sexy robot moves.

*Above Omnipotence

I just played somebody by the name of "Evil Jorge" and caught him with Christie's super to end the match and he ragequits. I sent the message, "L.....O.....L" and he responds, "i dont care. my friend left so play with someone else". I almost spitted out my coffee laughing so hard. LOL

flyingcloud11

Just now playing someone named c123123456895245 on PSN. I was playing Cody x Steve while he was playing Jack x Dudley/Ryu. He did nothing but mash Jabs with both characters followed by chained launcher of course. And with Jack all he did was mash that stupid uppercut hoping to hit me. Steve's weave does wonders against that and so do Raw Launchers lol, I get the following message from him after beating him 3x in a row and getting kicked.

"u play like a bitch i'm not mad for losing it u scared to get a ass whoopin u counter my moves"

Vulcan Hades

I guess this is inevitable when you main underused characters:



And this one:



Poor guy, I felt sorry for him. But at least he's aware that he sucks so that makes him better than a scrub.

Hawkingbird

I just had a hilariously experience. I enter a lobby in endless and dude named hate_underhell just starts insulting me out of nowhere. He's calling me a bitch, pussy, a disgrace and all sorts of other shit and all I did was step into the lobby. Only had one match before he kicked me. I must be very something to cause the salt to flow for simply showing up lol

Kanokare

Rean wrote: »

*Above Omnipotence, post: 7965965, member: 7136 wrote:

LOL I just played a Ranked match against "TSW Ash" and steamrolled him and he sent me this message: "laggy scrub". So, I responded and said, "Laggy young loser. *kisses*". LOL

that guy plays on peacefuljay sfxt stream everyday.

I've played against TSW Ash on PJ a few times, and he never lagged to me. So I guess in his defense his connection is fine when I played against him.

SimSimIV

I played Mann360 the other day (Guile x Gief) and it was too laggy for me + his play style just screams online abuse. I won the match, but avoided him since then. Then next day I accidentely readied up when I met him in ranked, and he beat me this match. I didn't hear anything from him for a while, but then suddenly messages started popping in. These messages I got over the span of an hour:

yo get that cheap$hit outta here and ur not even #1 playing like that which means ur just 100% pure trash get off rank with that cheap$hit dogg - all that "cheap wanna win" $hit and ur still not #1 .. whats taking u so long ? ...

.. and the funny part is when i saw ur bit¤h gamertag i was trying to figure out was u the one that plays with dalhsim and and its was u obviously cause i wanted to pick Akuma so bad to get in on dahlsim with his air fireballs and ...

.. i didnt even need to do that and i still got around that cheap@$$ $hit - yo get the F off of XBox with ur low@$$ gamescore, why the F are u here ? u play like a bit¤h online, got a low gamescore, ur not #1 in the world, & u just got 1 game ...

.. am i right so far ? lol - yo ur just a nobody in the way _are u gettin paid for playin/winning like bit¤h ? NNO, are u in a tournament ? NNO, did u become #1 ? NNO so take ur punk@$$ and ur cheap@$$ dahlsim and go to PS3 with that $hit ...

.. and stop tryin to mess up a perfect system - PS3 has free online which means u can do all that cheap$hit u want on PS3_i pays for my online service/good service, i didnt pay to play people like u that f's up my service so get the F outta whit that $hit

.. AND STAY OUT and DONT COME BACK

LordWilliam1234

SimSimIV wrote: »

I played Mann360 the other day (Guile x Gief) and it was too laggy for me + his play style just screams online abuse. I won the match, but avoided him since then. Then next day I accidentely readied up when I met him in ranked, and he beat me this match. I didn't hear anything from him for a while, but then suddenly messages started popping in. These messages I got over the span of an hour:

salt

...okay, seriously, you need to tell me your secret. I want hate-mail like this; the best I've gotten is some guy wanting to smash my nose in on SF4...

I still find it funny that people think that gamerscore actually means anything though. :-L

Vulcan Hades

"Low ass gamer score." Man he got you there.

How can you live with yourself. How can you live with the shame of having a low gamerscore.

LMRO

LordWilliam1234 wrote: »

SimSimIV wrote: »

I played Mann360 the other day (Guile x Gief) and it was too laggy for me + his play style just screams online abuse. I won the match, but avoided him since then. Then next day I accidentely readied up when I met him in ranked, and he beat me this match. I didn't hear anything from him for a while, but then suddenly messages started popping in. These messages I got over the span of an hour

salt

...okay, seriously, you need to tell me your secret. I want hate-mail like this; the best I've gotten is some guy wanting to smash my nose in on SF4...

I still find it funny that people think that gamerscore actually means anything though. :-L

i guess you just have to use Dhalsim and zone everyone... no offense to Dhalsim players of course but that's the way you gotta play him... there good Dhalsim out there that don't even get hit and use the other character just to do more damage when comboing... beside the fact that fighting Dhalsim is kinda boring... everyone think it's Street Fighter II Dhalsim so they think he's easy but he's not...

Fatal Error XI

I play this guy before.  The first time, he played one game then left the lobby.  Today he stayed for 4 games.  He won the first two, I won the last two.  He was very mashy, and he jumped a lot.  Towards the end, I just waited for him to do stupid stuff, and punished him with the simplest things.  After the last game he sends me this:


I sent this in response: