Casa De Bayo - Bayonetta 2

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  • OsgXOsgX Joined: Posts: 1,900
    On one hand, it sucks that it's exclusive. On the other hand, I would not be playing a Bayonetta 2 at all if not for them. Sega dropped it (I thought Bayonetta sold well...). Nintendo swooped in and saved the project.
    And they better not tone down the sexuality and gore. BETTER FUCKING NOT.

    I doubt they will. They haven't done that since Resident Evil 4 came out.
  • p.m novaroad pilotp.m novaroad pilot Joined: Posts: 2,582
    You hold on to that anger and ill enjoy Bayonetta 2.
    This is fantasmastic!1!1!1!1
    knowing nintendo
    they probably fuck it up anyways
    it will be one of those
    "you were better off not even recognizing the sequel as legit anyways"
  • Onslaught XOnslaught X Fear, actualizes true strength. Joined: Posts: 915
    It's funny because I heard about this first from the Blazblue Facebook page. O_o

    Anyway, this is stupid. I'm probably getting a WiiU anyway, but it just bugs the shit out of me when franchises suddenly switch consoles like this. Metal Gear Rising was originally going to be a Xbox exclusive, but I think they quickly realized how bad of a decision that would have been. This almost comes off as a spit in the face to the fans of the franchise.
  • King9999King9999 Joined: Posts: 10,904 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Heh, this is why I always say Nintendo is damned if they do, and damned if they don't. They can't win in the eyes of the core gamer.
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  • SWBetaSWBeta Joined: Posts: 12,770
    LOLOLOLOLOL

    This is pretty fucked up :rofl:
  • Mr. XMr. X Non Stop ∞ Climax Joined: Posts: 20,239
    Don't who care saved Bayonetta 2, thank you!
    You did not go back in time, this is how the forums look.
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  • orochizoolanderorochizoolander 2LANDER! Joined: Posts: 15,634
    We have a Bayonetta thread and a Wii U thread....FC you're privilege to call any thread stupid is officially revoked for a year:rofl:
    P. gorath said: seriously though, it really crystalized how much better mvc3 is than that game. "Oh look, commando vs. 3 characters...this will be excitin--zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzz"
  • sikwiditsikwidit Joined: Posts: 2,027
    Heh, this is why I always say Nintendo is damned if they do, and damned if they don't. They can't win in the eyes of the core gamer.
    I kno rite. People aren't saying thank you nintendo for paying so we can actually have this game. Its fuck you nintendo for paying so we can actually have this game.
    Quick question for some of you. What was stopping the system you put on a pedastool from paying to have the game made?
    Don't worry ill wait.
    Hahahaha
  • The BreakerThe Breaker reading, lol Joined: Posts: 1,918
    Bayonetta 2
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    exclusive to Wii U
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    In other news, F-Zero gets...a theme park attraction in Japan!
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    FUCK EVERYTHING
    yeee boy time to be the worst i ever was...ONCE MORE!
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  • JampJamp Toxic Beauty Joined: Posts: 7,387 mod
    Well, to be completely fair, Nintendo will probably handle the IP a million times better than SEGA ever would.

    This still sucks donkey balls though.
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  • jimmy1200jimmy1200 Joined: Posts: 8,872
    should i be concerned kamiya is not the director of bayonetta 2, as he was on the first one, and the director now is the producer from bayonetta 1?

    i cant read kamiyas position in that shitty 360p teaser.
    LEMME GET DAT!
  • JampJamp Toxic Beauty Joined: Posts: 7,387 mod
    Kamiya is advising the game because he's busy with The Wonderful 101, it seems.
    "Hey man if I lose to it, I'm pretty sure that makes it braindead." - AceKillah
  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,302
    Well, to be completely fair, Nintendo will probably handle the IP a million times better than SEGA ever would.

    This still sucks donkey balls though.
    On one hand, that is true.
    But on the other, we can expect forced gimmicks with the controls and other stuff like that, Aso Nintendo aso has fucked a lot of games a lot of times, not counting a good amount of concerns that people have with what has been announced from the WiiU features :/
    Plus, is a nintendo exclusive :/
    ( •_•) IT'S NOT RAPE,
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    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
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  • DanDanDanDan Yeah! Joined: Posts: 1,209
    Man, words cannot express how fucking mad I am.
    I'm not gonna buy some kiddy ass grandma console I have no interest in just to play one game (Bayonetta 2)
    Fuck that noise.
    This is some fucking bullshit.
    FUCK!
    FUUUUUUCK!
    FUCK!
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  • Leftover LotionLeftover Lotion Melon/LL Joined: Posts: 581
    Fuck yes.

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    Insta-copped.
    Lotion, I use that.
  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,302
    should i be concerned kamiya is not the director of bayonetta 2, as he was on the first one, and the director now is the producer from bayonetta 1?

    i cant read kamiyas position in that shitty 360p teaser.
    Where is the teaser?
    ( •_•) IT'S NOT RAPE,
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.
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  • jimmy1200jimmy1200 Joined: Posts: 8,872
    yeah i downloaded the 720p version. ew, kamiya is just the supervisor. well i hope hes very active in supervising this. i doubt this will turn out well at all if he isnt heavily hands on, and will end up a 7 out of 10 game.

    JESUS CHRIST WHYYYYY (bangs on the floor on hands and knees) the glory of bayonetta 2 destroying DmC on ps3 and xbox wouldve been so satisfying.
    LEMME GET DAT!
  • ValarisValaris keeping watch over SRK Joined: Posts: 13,078
    sikwitdit: Your next post in this thread better include some content beyond "TROLOLOLOLO"
    I slept with admins so I could get my join date changed. 
  • jimmy1200jimmy1200 Joined: Posts: 8,872
    hd version

    LEMME GET DAT!
  • sikwiditsikwidit Joined: Posts: 2,027
    sikwitdit: Your next post in this thread better include some content beyond "TROLOLOLOLO"
    I asked a legitimate question. For everyone mad at nintendo right now what was stopping their favorite system from paying to have the game made. Don't get mad at me for being excited.
  • Ben PerkinsBen Perkins Joined: Posts: 6,758
    FUCK EVERYTHING

    That's what my conscience said

    Then it bunny-hopped off my shoulder, now my conscience dead

    Here's my PLAN of ACTION:

    Step 1: Wait until Nintendo figures out they charged too much for WiiU and reduce the price like they did with the 3DS

    Step B: Wait until there are actual games on the system that are worth purchasing

    Step Orange: Wait until I can get controllers/peripherals at a reasonable price

    :tup:
  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 20,450 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! This just ain't right man.

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  • Ben PerkinsBen Perkins Joined: Posts: 6,758
    I asked a legitimate question. For everone mad at nintendo right now what was stopping their favorite system from paying to have the game made. Don't get mad at me for being excited.

    The consoles I like didn't need to pull shenanigans to be taken seriously, they proved they were worth my support by not acting a fool for years.
  • jimmy1200jimmy1200 Joined: Posts: 8,872
    "Fun Fact: This is published the same way Nintendo previously published Resident Evil 0, Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes and Eternal Darkness.

    It ain't showing up elsewhere. Hell look at Twin Snakes, Kojima couldn't even use the footage of TS in MGS4 for the MG1 flashbacks."

    is this true?
    LEMME GET DAT!
  • The BreakerThe Breaker reading, lol Joined: Posts: 1,918
    I don't even give a fuck that it's Nintendo really. But you have a console that's gonna run 300 dollars (which might as well be 400, because let's be honest - basic version is basically "took stuff you need at some point out.") Each new controller runs 150. But let's assume I'm willing to pay for this anyway (even though my Wii has gotten no use outside of the homebrew channel in two years.)

    How the fuck is this not gonna be loaded with gimmicky bullshit? What in the world can they do to make me think, "wow, good thing they used this!"
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    Not to mention this looks really uncomfortable for a game like Bayonetta, and honestly, kind of hard to imagine even playing without simplifying a lot of aspects. Why in the world do you want me to look around when I'm playing this? I have a hard enough time figuring out when stuff is gonna hit me on Climax.
    I want it to be the best thing ever but this just doesn't seem to work on multiple levels.
    yeee boy time to be the worst i ever was...ONCE MORE!
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  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,302
    The sudden thought of DmC out selling Bayonetta just because of this is sad and hillarious at the same time.
    At least we have MGR :)
    BTW we need a Hittler video about this :rofl:
    ( •_•) IT'S NOT RAPE,
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
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    ( ಥ_ಥ)
  • riceshockriceshock Joined: Posts: 224
    I hope this sells well. I won't be buying it.

    Platinum makes some great games. I'd hate to see them have to downsize their operations over an obvious mistake like this.
  • GomuGomuGomuGomu Strider Sucks Joined: Posts: 9,572
    It's alright guys. All it means is that B3 will be one ridiculously gdlk game. It's going the route of the first 3 DMC games!
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  • sikwiditsikwidit Joined: Posts: 2,027
    The consoles I like didn't need to pull shenanigans to be taken seriously, they proved they were worth my support by not acting a fool for years.
    Sure sure but how did this land in nintendos lap I am curious. The developers of the first game would not want to alienate their fan base so I would just assume this somehow went to xbox and ps3 first who probably turned it down and it somehow fell into nintendos lap. I wonder how the thread title would be if it read instead "Wii U saves Bayonetta franchise!!". Probably not much better because people hate nintendo rite
  • FurryCurryFurryCurry The World's Finest Joined: Posts: 5,648
    We have a Bayonetta thread and a Wii U thread....FC you're privilege to call any thread stupid is officially revoked for a year:rofl:

    Bro with news like this it needs to be on the front page. I'm usually good about redundant threads but... it's like watching my wife leave me after returning from a long voyage.
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  • janoDXjanoDX Beautiful puppet Joined: Posts: 2,548
    Each new controller runs 150

    And why you need a new gamepad when you can buy a classic controller pro for WiiU and run on the vast majority of 3rd party games with it?... Also lots of games witll run with the Wii-mote and nunchucks.

    You don't need another gamepad, only if you want to play casual shit with another.
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  • jimmy1200jimmy1200 Joined: Posts: 8,872
    Is.

    im sorry, but are you telling me that is the controller for a wiiU???? i literally know nothing about the system other then it exist.

    HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO PLAY BAYONETTA ON THAT. sigh. man, i dont know bout this shit anymore. are there other normal controllers you can buy, or can you use regular wii controllers or something not a small tv screen
    LEMME GET DAT!
  • Ben PerkinsBen Perkins Joined: Posts: 6,758
    Platinum can't catch a fucking break, man

    The reason I don't have faith in the WiiU is because of Batman: Arkham City Armored Edition
  • sikwiditsikwidit Joined: Posts: 2,027
    im sorry, but are you telling me that is the controller for a wiiU???? i literally know nothing about the system other then it exist.

    HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO PLAY BAYONETTA ON THAT. sigh. man, i dont know bout this shit anymore. are there other normal controllers you can buy, or can you use regular wii controllers or something not a small tv screen
    http://www.gamezone.com/products/wii-u/news/check-out-the-wii-u-s-non-tablet-controller
  • The BreakerThe Breaker reading, lol Joined: Posts: 1,918
    Yeah, that's the controller...dunno what Nintendo is really trying to do anymore. Didn't know about the pro controller - that's nice (still looks a little awkward, but so did the GC...I guess?)
    And why you need a new gamepad when you can buy a classic controller pro for WiiU and run on the vast majority of 3rd party games with it?... Also lots of games witll run with the Wii-mote and nunchucks.
    Because things break, it doesn't come with any Wii controllers/chucks/plus (or even the sensor bar), 2p games will be supported eventually...I don't need new controllers for any system too often, but it drives me nuts when you have shit that falls apart from frequent use and costs as much as something that should last far longer (nice little trend that started with the N64 and seems to apply to everything now.) When your standard controller costs half as much as the system, it's kind of ridiculous.
    yeee boy time to be the worst i ever was...ONCE MORE!
    15Mbps upload isn't enough for SFV sometimes I guess? Or Comcast hates me. I dunno, sorry if stuff happens.
  • angryliberalangryliberal I beat cancer. Joined: Posts: 6,282
    I said this in the Bayonetta thread, but WHY?! I'm upset that I won't be playing Bayonetta 2, that's true, but I'm more perplexed about this froma business POV. This isn't a crazy get for Nintendo, and it's just bad business for Platinum...
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  • drizzt360drizzt360 In the shadows I hide-ppd Joined: Posts: 7,009 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    This system is probably going to sell like hot cakes, I mean, even the most adamant haters will end up with one. Nintendo knows this, and they have the loot to get this game (and others) on their system. Like I said in the Bayonetta thread...Nintendo is playing hardball.

    Yo, I never really use my Wii, but that motherfucker cost me 150 bucks so I dont feel like I can hate. Im pretty sure Ive gotten 150 dollars worth of entertainment from it over the years.

    p.s. Am I suppose to come in here and talk about that? I mean, there is already a WiiU thread and a Bayonetta thread...whatever.
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  • WellmanWellman Joined: Posts: 3,942
    First, exclusives don't mean shit today because usually if games aren't projected to do well on just one console, the publisher will try to move it to another one within 12 months once their "exclusive" window is up.

    Secondly, it sounds like this game wouldn't have been made without Nintendo coughing up cash so good for Nintendo and Platinum Games, hope the game is successful enough to warrant a third game without the stress that it took to make this second one.


    Also another Vanquish or MADWorld would be nice but I will accept the Pikmin inspired Wonderful 101.
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  • FurryCurryFurryCurry The World's Finest Joined: Posts: 5,648
    im sorry, but are you telling me that is the controller for a wiiU???? i literally know nothing about the system other then it exist.

    HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO PLAY BAYONETTA ON THAT. sigh. man, i dont know bout this shit anymore. are there other normal controllers you can buy, or can you use regular wii controllers or something not a small tv screen

    Honestly the controls won't be a problem. The WiiU Pad has all the buttons you need plus the touch screen and I don't foresee it using the Wiimote for anything. The only problem with this game is that it's WiiU exclusive.

    I mean if you think about it the screen could just be the inventory in real time. The menu in Bayonetta was annoying to fiddle with so at least that can be improved from the controls. Also any minigames could work out well with it. I'm just worried that NO ONE WILL BUY THE GAME BECAUSE NO ONE BUYS MATURE GAMES ON NINTENDO CONSOLES EXCEPT RESIDENT EVIL 4 I SWEAR!
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  • OsgXOsgX Joined: Posts: 1,900
    It's not bad business from Platinum, considering that it wasn't getting made. I think Nintendo is doing it for style points and nothing more.