SRK Lounge the Maybe Christmas Edition

Valaris

Don't know when this one will reach its limit or if I'll be around to make a new one. So fuck off.

regulate

Lactaid those farts bruv.

Valaris

regulate, post: 7810477, member: 2506 wrote:

Lactaid those farts bruv.

Lactaids don't work. I'm not allergic to lactose, I'm allergic to a very specific protein found in most (but not all) dairy products.

regulate

Valaris, post: 7810481, member: 4869 wrote:

Lactaids don't work. I'm not allergic to lactose, I'm allergic to a very specific protein found in most (but not all) dairy products.

Ah i see. yeah dairy farts are the rankest.

Karimloo

Why is a fish when it swims?

BullDancer

How is the Dark Knight just gonna take Christmas off and shit.......

Ol pussified ass Batman imo....... no wonder your back got snapped nigga......

Valaris

I'm still waiting for the WP8 version of Tapatalk to have proper mod options. So I can ban on the fly.

Cryoh

regulate, post: 7810491, member: 2506 wrote:

Ah i see. yeah dairy farts are the rankest.

Egg farts > Dairy farts.

Valaris

For me, Peanut butter farts are pretty damn bad too for some reason.

Cryoh

I can't recall peanut butter having any appreciable effect on my farts.

The only thing that comes close to that "WTF" smell of some egg salad farts is asparagus piss.

DanDan

Fast Food Farts > Farts

regulate

So if we dont make it to christmas bruvs, are you content with what yall have done?

Dramatix

My professor feels it's cool to ignore my emails about our final tomorrow, and I don't even know what it's on.

Guess I'm about to lose my A in that class. :(

Taito

I have the same "not lactose but something else" milk allergy problem. I avoid dairy completely instead of dropping dirty bombs. Giving up cereal for good isn't fun though.

regulate

Taito, post: 7810536, member: 533 wrote:

I have the same "not lactose but something else" milk allergy problem. I avoid dairy completely instead of dropping dirty bombs. Giving up cereal for good isn't fun though.

word. that was like my staple breakfast food.

Chachi

What about soy milk farts? Are they any better?

BullDancer

regulate, post: 7810527, member: 2506 wrote:

So if we dont make it to christmas bruvs, are you content with what yall have done?

Nah, I haven't bought MGR or Anarchy Reigns yet...... and I want to chill more with my girl sooooooo.......

Fuck that dying shit right now....... HOLLA.......

I also haven't gotten RE6, and played it through on dat local multiplayer......

Too many non-priorities to take care of before I kick the bucket......

SaikyoStyle

If we don't make it?


Also, seeing as the Mayans never factored in leap years, we should have died about 7 months ago by their calculations.

TS

Bob's Burgers is top tier. I've only seen the first season, I really need to catch up.

Kromo

My farts smell like cinnamon and are rich in vitamin C.

Vynce

I worked 10-10 last night, 10-8 tonight, and I'll be working 10-10 tomorrow. Brother, they don't make enough Steel Reserve.

@regulate If this was all the time I'd been given, I'd be satisfied with my laurels. But I've got more things in life to accomplish. I want to become a father, and be a good one. And I've got a ways to go before I'm actualized as a person. I've made huge strides in 29 years. Time goes on, and I notice more room for improvement. I think that's important.

But of course, there will be Christmas. And I'm very much looking forward to it. I explained to these young people I work with:

"You're at that age when Christmas has mostly lost its luster. Good news: when you find the one, or a the one, it gets to be really great again. Now you have this person to share Christmas with, and there's all this romance. After a while, Christmas may lose its spark again. That's when you know, it's time to have kids. And bam- awesome Christmas. Until your kids grow up, then I imagine it sucks again. Enter, grandkids. Christmas is like a renewable resource. I love Christmas."

The Martian

God, that MGS trailer has my hair standing up. I don't know what the fuck is going on but I want to be a part of it.

Joshkaz

I slip and fell on my ass at work.
My ass still hurts.

RockBogart

Homeland reestablishing the fact that bitches aint shit

Infernoman

I'm debating in if I should grab foods late night after work. Jack McDs Carl's... Dunno.

Million has said it best when it comes to the general public and how incredibly stupid they are. Being a Ride Operator for one of the most popular rides you get people who never read or understand the simplest of signs.

Sent from my Care Package via Air Drop

NickRocks

that FFA stream was such a disappointment. 3 hours late and tons of outages during the stream...no mvc2 streamed, and tons of people were there. David lee posted on fb that him and dark prince were on teams, got second to khaos/khaos lol. dark prince had a commando comeback against fanatiq. khaos beat neo and fanatiq, called fanatiq free, fanatiq got hella salty and now there may be a 2k MM at FR.

Ben Perkins

Holy shit this game is kicking me in the balls

Neesa

Well, seems Kooper is sellin' his gamin' laptop. I'm being nice and spreading the word.

Hitman Absolution

Shaft Agent

Ben Perkins wrote:

Shaft Agent, post your 3 favorite Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza songs and if I like them I'll go buy a cd tomorrow morning

Spoiler:

watching someone try to play this got me into them


also i'm biased to breakdowns


i liked this one because actually watching him sit down and play a song helps with its coherence. all those riffs are in this song, which is my 3rd pick.

Spoiler:

DAT Ending riff

Dramatix

The Martian, post: 7810640, member: 80076 wrote:

God, that MGS trailer has my hair standing up. I don't know what the fuck is going on but I want to be a part of it.

I actually want to see more of it. Very entertaining game thus far.

I also have been thinking about not becoming a game designer and instead either become a war correspondent, journalist, or intelligence officer (apparently a spy). I like to write, I'm rather inquisitive, nosy, and enjoy working with computers. However, being a spy in a realistic manner doesn't sound too exciting, obviously.

RockBogart

Shaft Agent, post: 7810798, member: 2163 wrote:

Spoiler:

watching someone try to play this got me into them


also i'm biased to breakdowns


i liked this one because actually watching him sit down and play a song helps with its coherence. all those riffs are in this song, which is my 3rd pick.

Spoiler:

DAT Ending riff

NIGGA, DAT HOMELAND

Shaft Agent

GIMME 30 MINUTES TO GET IT!

The Martian

Ben Perkins, post: 7810768, member: 55198 wrote:

Holy shit this game is kicking me in the balls

What game?

Dramatix, post: 7810817, member: 55248 wrote:

I actually want to see more of it. Very entertaining game thus far.

I also have been thinking about not becoming a game designer and instead either become a war correspondent, journalist, or intelligence officer (apparently a spy). I like to write, I'm rather inquisitive, nosy, and enjoy working with computers. However, being a spy in a realistic manner doesn't sound too exciting, obviously.

I've always wondered how you would get into a profession like that. It seems like something that only happens in movies and games, but there has to be some truth to that kind of stuff. Seems like it would be interesting, to say the least.

NickRocks

I see Dramatix as more of a Harriet the Spy type for some reason

Sonicabid

Just beat Deus Ex: HR on my PS3, time to see what I got left on my backlog. I have the final day in Dead Rising 2: OTR to do, I barely touched Just Cause 2 and I beat the first couple of levels in Neverdead. Not sure what I want to go HAM in next, those are only a few of the games I have a backlog of off the top of my head, I have more. I might just say fuck all that and play on my PC.

RockBogart

Goddamn Chinese making me add authentication to my Guild Wars 2 and Gmail accounts.


LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SLANTED EYED DEVILS

TornadoFlame

RockBogart, post: 7810901, member: 1406 wrote:

Goddamn Chinese making me add authentication to my Guild Wars 2 and Gmail accounts.


LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SLANTED EYED DEVILS

Dats racist

Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2

HD-Man

TornadoFlame, post: 7810916, member: 4789 wrote:

Dats racist

Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2

Hush honkey, you know black people can't be racist

RockBogart

It's probably Fiendish Doctor Wu

Dramatix

NickGuy0320, post: 7810878, member: 20554 wrote:

I see Dramatix as more of a Harriet the Spy type for some reason

How so? Just looked her up. I write down my thoughts, but they never were negative things. However, I can see myself observing others and jotting down notes or something.

The Martian

Sonicabid, post: 7810879, member: 7931 wrote:

Just beat Deus Ex: HR on my PS3, time to see what I got left on my backlog. I have the final day in Dead Rising 2: OTR to do, I barely touched Just Cause 2 and I beat the first couple of levels in Neverdead. Not sure what I want to go HAM in next, those are only a few of the games I have a backlog of off the top of my head, I have more. I might just say fuck all that and play on my PC.

You bought that Neverdead garbage?

Sonicabid

Yeah, it's a solid TPS. I also want to support anything Konami publishes that isn't Metal Gear and..Metal Gear.

Have you actually played it?

Neesa

Konami IS Metal Gear.

The Martian

Sonicabid, post: 7811072, member: 7931 wrote:

Yeah, it's a solid TPS. I also want to support anything Konami publishes that isn't Metal Gear and..Metal Gear.

Have you actually played it?

Nah. I saw a few previews and gameplay, read through some reviews. It just looked bad to me. REALLY bad.

Is the book's contents as bad as its cover, though?

Sonicabid

Neesa, post: 7811074, member: 11855 wrote:

Konami IS Metal Gear.

They're actually so much more, but this gen, yeah. They're just Metal Gear+1 Castlevania game and +1 what the fuck is Konami doing these days? Edit: Oh yeah, they put out a Contra game that wasn't even developed by them. Contra 4 > Hard Corps. Editz: Contra 4 wasn't developed by Konami either, but I liked it a lot more.

The Martian, post: 7811080, member: 80076 wrote:

Nah. I saw a few previews and gameplay, read through some reviews. It just looked bad to me. REALLY bad.

Is the book's contents as bad as its cover, though?

Play a game first before shitting on it. The gameplay is good. No amount of reviews read/videos watched will give you a real opinion on a game until you play it yourself. Also, Demon's Souls > Dark Souls. Play Demon's Souls!

The Martian

Sonicabid, post: 7811104, member: 7931 wrote:

They're actually so much more, but this gen, yeah. They're just Metal Gear+1 Castlevania game and +1 what the fuck is Konami doing these days? Edit: Oh yeah, they put out a Contra game that wasn't even developed by them. Contra 4 > Hard Corps.



Play a game first before shitting on it. The gameplay is good. No amount of reviews read/videos watched will give you a real opinion on a game until you play it yourself. Also, Demon's Souls > Dark Souls. Play Demon's Souls!

Demon's Souls does look a lot better than Dark Souls. Unfortunately I didn't get into the series until I already didn't have a PS3. :( I want to try it out so bad.

I dunno, some games just seem like they are so impossibly bad that I don't even need to try them out. Shadows of The Damned taught me how bad of a habit that is, though. Game was campy, but cool as fuck.

Sonicabid

I'd cop an entire system just to play a God-tier game like Demon's Souls. I liked SOTD too, it was good times.

The Martian

Sonicabid, post: 7811134, member: 7931 wrote:

I'd cop an entire system just to play a God-tier game like Demon's Souls. I liked SOTD too, it was good times.

I hear that Demon's Souls was linear as opposed to the Dark Souls free-roaming concept. How does that work? Do you just finish certain areas and then progress to the other ones?

Sonicabid

The Martian, post: 7811165, member: 80076 wrote:

I hear that Demon's Souls was linear as opposed to the Dark Souls free-roaming concept. How does that work? Do you just finish certain areas and then progress to the other ones?

There's a "hub" that connects you to various "worlds." You can hit up these "worlds" in any order, and once you kill a boss in that world/get some key items it opens up another section of that world. Game also has the best boss fight of this entire generation: "The False King." Dude can command grab you and level you down. I got command grabbed by him in a NG+++ fight or so, he de-lvl'd some core stats I had to equip specific gear, and I couldn't roll for the rest of the fight without switching gear. Was not fun times after that.

po pimpus

Sonicabid, post: 7811104, member: 7931 wrote:

Play a game first before shitting on it. The gameplay is good. No amount of reviews read/videos watched will give you a real opinion on a game until you play it yourself. Also, Demon's Souls > Dark Souls. Play Demon's Souls!

Normally, I'd agree, but DmC instantly shitted the bed when the developers said they wanted to be in "direct competition with Bayonetta."
*Insert RockB gifs of people laughing here*

How you gonna release a console action game in 2013 and not run at 60fps and still using the Unreal Engine?

The Martian

po pimpus, post: 7811283, member: 5167 wrote:

Normally, I'd agree, but DmC instantly shitted the bed when the developers said they wanted to be in "direct competition with Bayonetta."
*Insert RockB gifs of people laughing here*

How you gonna release a console action game in 2013 and not run at 60fps and still using the Unreal Engine?

It's funny because I thought the game would be shit, but playing the demo I was actually impressed. Enviorments were awesome, the combat was fluent, graphics were actually pretty good...

At least now I'm considering buying it.