SRK Lounge the Maybe Christmas Edition

ValarisValaris keeping watch over SRKJoined: Posts: 13,078
Don't know when this one will reach its limit or if I'll be around to make a new one. So fuck off.
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  • regulateregulate Bruv of bruvs Joined: Posts: 6,541 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Lactaid those farts bruv.
    Never forget:
    Boel wrote: »
    phantom angel the kinda guy that eats a roll of dental floss so that he can slowly come to a shuddering climax as he pulls it out his ass

  • ValarisValaris keeping watch over SRK Joined: Posts: 13,078
    Lactaid those farts bruv.
    Lactaids don't work. I'm not allergic to lactose, I'm allergic to a very specific protein found in most (but not all) dairy products.
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  • regulateregulate Bruv of bruvs Joined: Posts: 6,541 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Lactaids don't work. I'm not allergic to lactose, I'm allergic to a very specific protein found in most (but not all) dairy products.

    Ah i see. yeah dairy farts are the rankest.
    Never forget:
    Boel wrote: »
    phantom angel the kinda guy that eats a roll of dental floss so that he can slowly come to a shuddering climax as he pulls it out his ass

  • KarimlooKarimloo Joined: Posts: 662
    Why is a fish when it swims?
  • BullDancerBullDancer Mentos, The Freshmaker Joined: Posts: 9,465
    How is the Dark Knight just gonna take Christmas off and shit.......

    Ol pussified ass Batman imo....... no wonder your back got snapped nigga......
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  • ValarisValaris keeping watch over SRK Joined: Posts: 13,078
    I'm still waiting for the WP8 version of Tapatalk to have proper mod options. So I can ban on the fly.
    I slept with admins so I could get my join date changed. 
  • CryohCryoh Rock Shock Thunderous Beat Joined: Posts: 9,639
    Ah i see. yeah dairy farts are the rankest.
    Egg farts > Dairy farts.
  • ValarisValaris keeping watch over SRK Joined: Posts: 13,078
    For me, Peanut butter farts are pretty damn bad too for some reason.
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  • CryohCryoh Rock Shock Thunderous Beat Joined: Posts: 9,639
    I can't recall peanut butter having any appreciable effect on my farts.

    The only thing that comes close to that "WTF" smell of some egg salad farts is asparagus piss.
  • DanDanDanDan Yeah! Joined: Posts: 1,209
    Fast Food Farts > Farts
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  • regulateregulate Bruv of bruvs Joined: Posts: 6,541 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    So if we dont make it to christmas bruvs, are you content with what yall have done?
    Never forget:
    Boel wrote: »
    phantom angel the kinda guy that eats a roll of dental floss so that he can slowly come to a shuddering climax as he pulls it out his ass

  • DramatixDramatix Could be better. Joined: Posts: 4,584
    My professor feels it's cool to ignore my emails about our final tomorrow, and I don't even know what it's on.

    Guess I'm about to lose my A in that class. :(
    "Everyone in here has had someone who tried to convince them that they were sexually harassed, and you did not believe them because they were not cute."
  • TaitoTaito Great Thing Joined: Posts: 7,097
    I have the same "not lactose but something else" milk allergy problem. I avoid dairy completely instead of dropping dirty bombs. Giving up cereal for good isn't fun though.
  • regulateregulate Bruv of bruvs Joined: Posts: 6,541 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I have the same "not lactose but something else" milk allergy problem. I avoid dairy completely instead of dropping dirty bombs. Giving up cereal for good isn't fun though.

    word. that was like my staple breakfast food.
    Never forget:
    Boel wrote: »
    phantom angel the kinda guy that eats a roll of dental floss so that he can slowly come to a shuddering climax as he pulls it out his ass

  • ChachiChachi The Masterpiece Joined: Posts: 4,771
    What about soy milk farts? Are they any better?
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  • BullDancerBullDancer Mentos, The Freshmaker Joined: Posts: 9,465
    So if we dont make it to christmas bruvs, are you content with what yall have done?

    Nah, I haven't bought MGR or Anarchy Reigns yet...... and I want to chill more with my girl sooooooo.......

    Fuck that dying shit right now....... HOLLA.......

    I also haven't gotten RE6, and played it through on dat local multiplayer......

    Too many non-priorities to take care of before I kick the bucket......
    "Rock abandoned Neesa there like you were gonna abandon your son and wife and live alone with your TV"~Akuma-HAX
  • SaikyoStyleSaikyoStyle Not Sure Joined: Posts: 1,064
    If we don't make it?


    Also, seeing as the Mayans never factored in leap years, we should have died about 7 months ago by their calculations.
    Move along, Nothing to see here.
  • TSTS pbbbbbbt... Joined: Posts: 4,304 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG

    Bob's Burgers is top tier. I've only seen the first season, I really need to catch up.
  • KromoKromo Render unto Miku Joined: Posts: 6,245 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    My farts smell like cinnamon and are rich in vitamin C.
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  • VynceVynce Hater. Joined: Posts: 14,659
    I worked 10-10 last night, 10-8 tonight, and I'll be working 10-10 tomorrow. Brother, they don't make enough Steel Reserve.

    @regulate If this was all the time I'd been given, I'd be satisfied with my laurels. But I've got more things in life to accomplish. I want to become a father, and be a good one. And I've got a ways to go before I'm actualized as a person. I've made huge strides in 29 years. Time goes on, and I notice more room for improvement. I think that's important.

    But of course, there will be Christmas. And I'm very much looking forward to it. I explained to these young people I work with:

    "You're at that age when Christmas has mostly lost its luster. Good news: when you find the one, or a the one, it gets to be really great again. Now you have this person to share Christmas with, and there's all this romance. After a while, Christmas may lose its spark again. That's when you know, it's time to have kids. And bam- awesome Christmas. Until your kids grow up, then I imagine it sucks again. Enter, grandkids. Christmas is like a renewable resource. I love Christmas."
    Be well.
  • SkullboySkullboy On Days Like This... Joined: Posts: 12,415
    God, that MGS trailer has my hair standing up. I don't know what the fuck is going on but I want to be a part of it.
    "Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are."

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  • JoshkazJoshkaz Princess Luna is my Waifu Joined: Posts: 15,340
    I slip and fell on my ass at work.
    My ass still hurts.
    "You embarrass me," said Shadow, smiling. Then Shadow took his penis out and picked Cream up. "Let me charge up for a super ejaculation!" Shadow laid Cream down on the ground and then took his penis with him, which was already huge and shaking with sex energy, and found Cream's Piggy Bank, which was full of coins and dollars and things to save up for money, so she could buy what she wanted when she had enough inside it. Shadow took it and using his muscular penis, smashed a hole right through the piggy bank so now it was sitting on top of his penis like a hat. Shadow's penis looked like it belonged in a fashion show.
  • InfernomanInfernoman Bro as Hell Joined: Posts: 9,567
    I'm debating in if I should grab foods late night after work. Jack McDs Carl's... Dunno.

    Million has said it best when it comes to the general public and how incredibly stupid they are. Being a Ride Operator for one of the most popular rides you get people who never read or understand the simplest of signs.

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    Who else in a movie wrestled an evil lesbian and by forcefully kissing her, turned her not only heterosexual but good as well? Exactly. That, my friend, is the power of Sean motherfucking Connery - Valaris
  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,838
    that FFA stream was such a disappointment. 3 hours late and tons of outages during the stream...no mvc2 streamed, and tons of people were there. David lee posted on fb that him and dark prince were on teams, got second to khaos/khaos lol. dark prince had a commando comeback against fanatiq. khaos beat neo and fanatiq, called fanatiq free, fanatiq got hella salty and now there may be a 2k MM at FR.
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  • Ben PerkinsBen Perkins Joined: Posts: 6,758
    Holy shit this game is kicking me in the balls
  • NeesaNeesa Ric Flair drip go WOOO on a bitch. Joined: Posts: 7,136
    Well, seems Kooper is sellin' his gamin' laptop. I'm being nice and spreading the word.

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  • Shaft AgentShaft Agent https://discord.gg/F4ZmxDu Joined: Posts: 9,272 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Shaft Agent, post your 3 favorite Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza songs and if I like them I'll go buy a cd tomorrow morning

    watching someone try to play this got me into them


    also i'm biased to breakdowns


    i liked this one because actually watching him sit down and play a song helps with its coherence. all those riffs are in this song, which is my 3rd pick.



    DAT Ending riff
    Forget trying to pass for normal. Follow your geekdom. Embrace nerditude. In the immortal words of Lafcadio Hearn, a geek of incredible obscurity whose work is still in print after a hundred years, “Woo the muse of the odd.” You may be a geek. You may have geek written all over you. You should aim to be one geek they’ll never forget. Don’t aim to be civilized. Don’t hope that straight people will keep you on as some sort of pet. To hell with them. You should fully realize what society has made of you and take a terrible revenge. Get weird. Get way weird. Get dangerously weird. Get sophisticatedly, thoroughly weird, and don’t do it halfway. Put every ounce of horsepower you have behind it. Don’t become a well-rounded person. Well-rounded people are smooth and dull. Become a thoroughly spiky person. Grow spikes from every angle. Stick in their throats like a pufferfish. -Bruce Sterling
  • DramatixDramatix Could be better. Joined: Posts: 4,584
    God, that MGS trailer has my hair standing up. I don't know what the fuck is going on but I want to be a part of it.
    I actually want to see more of it. Very entertaining game thus far.

    I also have been thinking about not becoming a game designer and instead either become a war correspondent, journalist, or intelligence officer (apparently a spy). I like to write, I'm rather inquisitive, nosy, and enjoy working with computers. However, being a spy in a realistic manner doesn't sound too exciting, obviously.
    "Everyone in here has had someone who tried to convince them that they were sexually harassed, and you did not believe them because they were not cute."
  • Shaft AgentShaft Agent https://discord.gg/F4ZmxDu Joined: Posts: 9,272 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    GIMME 30 MINUTES TO GET IT! :rofl:
    Forget trying to pass for normal. Follow your geekdom. Embrace nerditude. In the immortal words of Lafcadio Hearn, a geek of incredible obscurity whose work is still in print after a hundred years, “Woo the muse of the odd.” You may be a geek. You may have geek written all over you. You should aim to be one geek they’ll never forget. Don’t aim to be civilized. Don’t hope that straight people will keep you on as some sort of pet. To hell with them. You should fully realize what society has made of you and take a terrible revenge. Get weird. Get way weird. Get dangerously weird. Get sophisticatedly, thoroughly weird, and don’t do it halfway. Put every ounce of horsepower you have behind it. Don’t become a well-rounded person. Well-rounded people are smooth and dull. Become a thoroughly spiky person. Grow spikes from every angle. Stick in their throats like a pufferfish. -Bruce Sterling
  • SkullboySkullboy On Days Like This... Joined: Posts: 12,415
    Holy shit this game is kicking me in the balls
    What game?
    I actually want to see more of it. Very entertaining game thus far.

    I also have been thinking about not becoming a game designer and instead either become a war correspondent, journalist, or intelligence officer (apparently a spy). I like to write, I'm rather inquisitive, nosy, and enjoy working with computers. However, being a spy in a realistic manner doesn't sound too exciting, obviously.
    I've always wondered how you would get into a profession like that. It seems like something that only happens in movies and games, but there has to be some truth to that kind of stuff. Seems like it would be interesting, to say the least.
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,838
    I see Dramatix as more of a Harriet the Spy type for some reason
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  • SonicabidSonicabid What's wrong with- Joined: Posts: 12,263
    Just beat Deus Ex: HR on my PS3, time to see what I got left on my backlog. I have the final day in Dead Rising 2: OTR to do, I barely touched Just Cause 2 and I beat the first couple of levels in Neverdead. Not sure what I want to go HAM in next, those are only a few of the games I have a backlog of off the top of my head, I have more. I might just say fuck all that and play on my PC.
  • HD-ManHD-Man Big Apple 3 A.M Joined: Posts: 10,660
    Dats racist

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  • DramatixDramatix Could be better. Joined: Posts: 4,584
    I see Dramatix as more of a Harriet the Spy type for some reason
    How so? Just looked her up. I write down my thoughts, but they never were negative things. However, I can see myself observing others and jotting down notes or something.
    "Everyone in here has had someone who tried to convince them that they were sexually harassed, and you did not believe them because they were not cute."
  • SkullboySkullboy On Days Like This... Joined: Posts: 12,415
    Just beat Deus Ex: HR on my PS3, time to see what I got left on my backlog. I have the final day in Dead Rising 2: OTR to do, I barely touched Just Cause 2 and I beat the first couple of levels in Neverdead. Not sure what I want to go HAM in next, those are only a few of the games I have a backlog of off the top of my head, I have more. I might just say fuck all that and play on my PC.
    You bought that Neverdead garbage? :rofl:
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  • SonicabidSonicabid What's wrong with- Joined: Posts: 12,263
    Yeah, it's a solid TPS. I also want to support anything Konami publishes that isn't Metal Gear and..Metal Gear.

    Have you actually played it?
  • NeesaNeesa Ric Flair drip go WOOO on a bitch. Joined: Posts: 7,136
    Konami IS Metal Gear.
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  • SkullboySkullboy On Days Like This... Joined: Posts: 12,415
    Yeah, it's a solid TPS. I also want to support anything Konami publishes that isn't Metal Gear and..Metal Gear.

    Have you actually played it?
    Nah. I saw a few previews and gameplay, read through some reviews. It just looked bad to me. REALLY bad.

    Is the book's contents as bad as its cover, though?
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  • SonicabidSonicabid What's wrong with- Joined: Posts: 12,263
    Konami IS Metal Gear.

    They're actually so much more, but this gen, yeah. They're just Metal Gear+1 Castlevania game and +1 what the fuck is Konami doing these days? Edit: Oh yeah, they put out a Contra game that wasn't even developed by them. Contra 4 > Hard Corps. Editz: Contra 4 wasn't developed by Konami either, but I liked it a lot more.
    Nah. I saw a few previews and gameplay, read through some reviews. It just looked bad to me. REALLY bad.

    Is the book's contents as bad as its cover, though?

    Play a game first before shitting on it. The gameplay is good. No amount of reviews read/videos watched will give you a real opinion on a game until you play it yourself. Also, Demon's Souls > Dark Souls. Play Demon's Souls!
  • SkullboySkullboy On Days Like This... Joined: Posts: 12,415
    They're actually so much more, but this gen, yeah. They're just Metal Gear+1 Castlevania game and +1 what the fuck is Konami doing these days? Edit: Oh yeah, they put out a Contra game that wasn't even developed by them. Contra 4 > Hard Corps.



    Play a game first before shitting on it. The gameplay is good. No amount of reviews read/videos watched will give you a real opinion on a game until you play it yourself. Also, Demon's Souls > Dark Souls. Play Demon's Souls!
    Demon's Souls does look a lot better than Dark Souls. Unfortunately I didn't get into the series until I already didn't have a PS3. :( I want to try it out so bad.

    I dunno, some games just seem like they are so impossibly bad that I don't even need to try them out. Shadows of The Damned taught me how bad of a habit that is, though. Game was campy, but cool as fuck.
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