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  • SonicabidSonicabid Jim Hussein Carrey Joined: Posts: 12,392
    I need Crysis 3 to finish downloading so I can have my eyes bleed from the graphics, while simultaneously crying at the shitty performance I expect to get hit by on my PC.
  • SkullboySkullboy It's A Secret To Everybody. Joined: Posts: 12,572
    This game makes me feel badass, therefore I am. image
    "Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are."

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  • Ben PerkinsBen Perkins Joined: Posts: 6,758
    This game makes me feel badass, therefore I am. image
    Remember: 7.5 from GI. Because the reviewer has no sense of timing. 



    And flippers for hands
  • KromoKromo Render unto Miku Joined: Posts: 6,245 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    I have like 200 notifications showing and I only bookmarked two threads. And there's no way to easily just jump to the last unread post right?

    And my vanity is no longer fueled without notifications that someone disagreed/liked/quoted my posts.

    I dislike this. But I am sure it will be fixed eventually.
    Warpticon said:
    Ladies and gentlmene, I bring you..Jose Canseco's thoughts on gravity.
    Can't believe they quashed his bid to run as Toronto's mayor based on such trivial nonsense as "having no Canadian citizenship" - damn those bureaucratic fat cats.
    I 100 percent agree because you are the asian me. The site is RUINED NOW because I can't be like "PEOPLE LOVE ME" anymore.
    Hey, some of us need that shit to live.  Like, I don't have time for "friends" or "relationships" or "human contact" just give me that vague sense of approval straight. 
    I don't have ANY notifications.  Do you know how empty and cold that makes me feel?
    Not at all...because I haven't felt anything since the site changed.
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  • goodm0urninggoodm0urning AWKWARD... BITCH Joined: Posts: 14,235
    I have 146 notifications. I have had 146 notifications ever since I turned off all notifications for everything and never bothered to check them again.
  • Hatred EdgeHatred Edge No Ningens Allowed Joined: Posts: 16,574

    Dramatix said:
    So last weekend, I made it to the semi-finals of the TTT2 tournament at Katsucon. That was pretty cool.
    Didn't do it with a Mishima? NO ONE CARES.
    Has anyone thanked you today for not setting the whole world on fire?

    They should. I won't. I advocate setting the world on fire. But morons who actually like it, benefit from society, would do well to thank you and men like you for not visiting hell upon them.

    "You don't know what it's like to hate. To have your entire life become nothing more than an expression of hate. Nothing else matters. Nothing else can compare. Or taste as sweet."
  • SonicabidSonicabid Jim Hussein Carrey Joined: Posts: 12,392
    I have 146 notifications. I have had 146 notifications ever since I turned off all notifications for everything and never bothered to check them again.
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    Dramatix said:
    So last weekend, I made it to the semi-finals of the TTT2 tournament at Katsucon. That was pretty cool.
    Didn't do it with a Mishima? NO ONE CARES.
    More like double Law team or GTFO.
  • DaRabidDuckieDaRabidDuckie Happiest. Duck. Ever. Joined: Posts: 9,870 mod


    .........

    ow.



    Moving on, eBooks kick ass, especially since they can be checked out from libraries, too.
    "Being degrading or insulting is not the same as being hype. Huh, I think I just solved the problem with the entire community." -- Mike Z on the FGC

  • SkullboySkullboy It's A Secret To Everybody. Joined: Posts: 12,572
    Sonicabid said:
    I have 146 notifications. I have had 146 notifications ever since I turned off all notifications for everything and never bothered to check them again.
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    Ok hold up what exactly is even happening here 
    "Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are."

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  • DaRabidDuckieDaRabidDuckie Happiest. Duck. Ever. Joined: Posts: 9,870 mod

    The Martian said:Ok hold up what exactly is even happening here 
    No clue, but while googling "superman eye swelling" I did find this...
    "Being degrading or insulting is not the same as being hype. Huh, I think I just solved the problem with the entire community." -- Mike Z on the FGC

  • Ben PerkinsBen Perkins Joined: Posts: 6,758
    World of Tanks, I will never play you. Stop being on my SRK please
  • SonicabidSonicabid Jim Hussein Carrey Joined: Posts: 12,392
    That's Supermans reaction to GM's post. THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON, DAMN IT!


    Crysis 3 beta ran p good on my rig.  Doubt I'll dl the full game though
    What specs? I want to run the game on full @ at least 720p, no AA or AF. If I'm around 30FPS+ at all times I'd be pretty happy.
  • VynceVynce Hater. Joined: Posts: 14,668
    I clicked the box to say something. Then, I forgot.

    Stream of conscious...

    Oh!

    MGR. I'll play the demo again, and I might pick up the game when it drops cheap. Platinum isn't my end-all,be-all.

    Word... What is it. When you deviate from the topic at hand. Excuse my...DIGRESSION! Yes. I hate it when that happens


    I read reviews, often. Movies, games, etc. My verdict doesn't usually deviate from that of the consensus.

    Some Exceptions:

    Dynasty Warriors (series)
    Southland Tales (film)
    MSTRKRFT- Fist of God (album)

    It is so bed time.
    Be well.
  • SkullboySkullboy It's A Secret To Everybody. Joined: Posts: 12,572
    Ok I know nothing about specs, but could any of you tell me if I'd be able to run Crysis even on the lowest of the low settings? These are mine:

    Processor: AMD E-350 Processor 1.60 GHz
    RAM: 4.00 GB (3.75 Usable)
    64-bit Operating System
    AMD Radeon HD 6310 Graphics

    Sonicabid translate plz
    "Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are."

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  • dab00gdab00g Joined: Posts: 21,424
    Judgemental religous youth group with disregard for their fellow human beings

    Sounds like tuesday
  • SonicabidSonicabid Jim Hussein Carrey Joined: Posts: 12,392
    Sonicabid said:
    That's Supermans reaction to GM's post. THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON, DAMN IT!


    Crysis 3 beta ran p good on my rig.  Doubt I'll dl the full game though
    What specs? I want to run the game on full @ at least 720p, no AA or AF. If I'm around 30FPS+ at all times I'd be pretty happy.
    huhhhh so tiring with the specs and what not



    Win 7 64 bit
    16348 RAM
    i5-2500k @ 3.30GHz
    Radeon HD 6800
    Beating me in every way except I *think* my video card is slightly better. I've said this a million times already, but goddamnit do I need to exchange some of my PC parts, faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. GeForce Titan, a $1000 video card is coming out soon. If only I was ballin' like you, RockB. I'd buy one for the overkill.


    Ok I know nothing about specs, but could any of you tell me if I'd be able to run Crysis even on the lowest of the low settings? These are mine:

    Processor: AMD E-350 Processor 1.60 GHz
    RAM: 4.00 GB (3.75 Usable)
    64-bit Operating System
    AMD Radeon HD 6310 Graphics

    Sonicabid translate plz
    No. I'm surprised you can even run Diablo III on shit settings, to be honest. 

    Download path of exile and play that, I guarantee you can run it if you can run D3. Actually, sell that laptop(pretty sure it's a laptop based on the specs) for a few hundred and build a PC. B-)
  • SkullboySkullboy It's A Secret To Everybody. Joined: Posts: 12,572
    It is a laptop, haha. It's so fucking weird though. It runs Left 4 Dead 2 on like, Medium-high settings perfectly fine and yet I can't play PS1 games. And LoL only runs at 30 FPS average.  :-??
    "Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are."

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  • SonicabidSonicabid Jim Hussein Carrey Joined: Posts: 12,392
    Source games are really well optimized. I was running Half-Life 2 and L4D1 on full settings with my 11+ year old PC way back in the day.

    You can't play PS1 games? I was emulating them fine on my 11+ year old rig with no problems, and that PC was worse than yours now. EPSXE, sir.
  • SkullboySkullboy It's A Secret To Everybody. Joined: Posts: 12,572
    Sonicabid said:
    Source games are really well optimized. I was running Half-Life 2 and L4D1 on full settings with my 11+ year old PC way back in the day.

    You can't play PS1 games? I was emulating them fine on my 11+ year old rig with no problems, and that PC was worse than yours now. EPSXE, sir.
    Indeed. I seem to have trouble playing any kind of 3D emulators, actually. Dreamcast, PS1 and the like just run super slow on it. It's like the sound is terrible and the gameplay is going in slow motion, which is unfortunate because I really would like to play some Dreamcast games...
    "Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are."

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  • SonicabidSonicabid Jim Hussein Carrey Joined: Posts: 12,392
    @Ben Perkins @angelpalm

    You guys see the shit surrounding the new Aliens: CM game? It should give you more reasons to hate Gearbox: http://www.destructoid.com/so-who-the-hell-did-make-aliens-colonial-marines--244939.phtml



    Game's a clusterfuck, SEGA's salty. The game was developed by 4 different studios. Goddamn.

    I actually played Aliens: CM for a bit, and I consider it to be one of the worst FPS games I've played this entire generation. Stay the fuck away from it and play the 2010 AvP game instead, that game is fucking great.
  • jedpossumjedpossum Ok, Darling Joined: Posts: 4,227

    Sonicabid said:
    Source games are really well optimized. I was running Half-Life 2 and L4D1 on full settings with my 11+ year old PC way back in the day.

    You can't play PS1 games? I was emulating them fine on my 11+ year old rig with no problems, and that PC was worse than yours now. EPSXE, sir.
    Indeed. I seem to have trouble playing any kind of 3D emulators, actually. Dreamcast, PS1 and the like just run super slow on it. It's like the sound is terrible and the gameplay is going in slow motion, which is unfortunate because I really would like to play some Dreamcast games...
    What emulator are you using and what are the settings for said emulator are you trying to use.
    My computer can barely run Dreamcast no surprise it doesn't work on yours.

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  • maxxmaxx DIO THE DESTROYER Joined: Posts: 36,856 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Sounds like some jews need to be inducted into the Hall of Pain
    lol nah their lil kids...they just deserve tiger knees to the chest.
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  • SoVi3tSoVi3t Behind The Iron Curtain Joined: Posts: 29,196
    http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/151390/hillary_clinton_v_condoleezza_rice

    lol America letting their presidency be decided by what amounts to a forum vote
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  • maxxmaxx DIO THE DESTROYER Joined: Posts: 36,856 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    SoVi3t said:
    http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/151390/hillary_clinton_v_condoleezza_rice

    lol America letting their presidency be decided by what amounts to a forum vote
    bizarro world...white woman running as a democrat vs black woman running as a republican.
    FREE Stuart "StuMiz" Hayden

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  • maxxmaxx DIO THE DESTROYER Joined: Posts: 36,856 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    kinda curious why the longevity of a male pornstar is only four years. woulda figured it'd be longer than that.
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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX V-ISM BOB SAGAT 30th Anniversary Joined: Posts: 18,099
    BUTTS mountain

    -coinciding with the rise and peak of Marvel 2. Maybe there is a correlation there.
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  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,945 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    sheeeit, I played Geometry Wars 2 for the first time in... I'm not even sure when the last time was.  Evolved mode... 43 million points on that bitch.  Yeah... that wasn't too far off my record in that mode, which was a bit over 55 mil.  Y'know, a split-screen competitive mode for that game would be nice...where you have a live competition for the high score.  I'd most likely destroy every last one of these peasants on my friend list.  They can't handle this power-level.


  • goodm0urninggoodm0urning AWKWARD... BITCH Joined: Posts: 14,235
    Taito said:
    That collage looks like a rash. Ironically.
    It would be ironic if it were a collage that was about something that was the exact opposite of porn.

    Like, here's a collage of nuns' hair colors... and it looks like a rash.

    Which it probably would.
  • TaitoTaito Great Thing Joined: Posts: 7,097
    Cmon I gotta get a pass for typing into a tiny cellphone on forum software as structurally sound as Kowloon was. RUSTLING MY JIMMIES
  • goodm0urninggoodm0urning AWKWARD... BITCH Joined: Posts: 14,235
    Did anybody ever watch Street Fighter II V? The Kowloon episode was... aight.
  • TSTS pbbbbbbt... Joined: Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited February 2013
    From what I understand porn stars are actually shorter than that (makes various body parts look more exaggerated).  I watched a non-porn interview with Peter North, and that dude is like 3 feet tall.

    Speaking of the subject, though, there's a documentary on Netflix called After Porn Ends about the home lives of various porn stars, it was pretty good.
  • SonicabidSonicabid Jim Hussein Carrey Joined: Posts: 12,392
    You guys hype for the Sony/PS conference tomorrow? I am!

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  • goodm0urninggoodm0urning AWKWARD... BITCH Joined: Posts: 14,235
    i own it. Chun-Li drawn like a middle of the road anime girl was annoying, but Ryu & Ken gayness made up for it.

    I think the episode I was talking about is the one where they skinny dip together in their palatial hotel room pool.

    Come to think of it, that show was way gayer than it seemed at the time... and it seemed really gay at the time.
  • Shaft AgentShaft Agent https://discord.gg/F4ZmxDu Joined: Posts: 9,272 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    yeah, i couldn't find a pic of that scene and i didn't feel like going through the episodes to find it.

    i love how dude was in horse stance before he jumped in too. like, "look at my dick, why don't ya?"
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