Puppies and Kittens are Gangsta

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  • SoVi3tSoVi3t Behind The Iron Curtain Joined: Posts: 29,170
    my mom has 2 pugs my sister has one identical to that one.

    I could watch that thing endlessly....just stared at it for like 2 minutes straight
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  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,799
    edited November 2015
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    ( •_•) IT'S NOT RAPE,
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
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    ( •_•) IT'S NOT RAPE,
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.
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  • ReirakuReiraku Joined: Posts: 886
    My husky does that shit to me all the time.
  • GHOSTMACHINESGHOSTMACHINES Destroyer of Mouthbreathers Joined: Posts: 1,659
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  • Exodus.Exodus. Joined: Posts: 7,016
    Ravens/Crows are cool as fuck

    Exhibit A:



    And there is this chick getting entirely too close to deer for my tastes.

    gl hf dd ka.
  • LightzLightz Fish food today, fish shit tomorrow Joined: Posts: 1,239
    2 types of dogs
    I don't care
  • SoVi3tSoVi3t Behind The Iron Curtain Joined: Posts: 29,170
    I always get angry when I give a dog delicious food and they inhale it, and I'm like 'fuckkkkkk! Let that shit roll around on your palate. TASTE IT!'

    like, what does it matter what flavour a dog biscuit is, when that shit doesn't even touch their tongue?
    Official 2011 SRK Sexual Deviant Champion Of The Universe And Contest Winner Extraordinaire And Also Official 2012 SRK Sexual Deviant Since Nobody Stepped Forward And 2013 SRK Sexual Deviant Legend Because My Opposition Is Comprised Of Short Pimply GIF Posting Virgins Who Wouldn't Know What To Do With A Woman If She Sat On Their Collective Faces And Wiggled. Still Sexual Deviant Champion Of SRK circa 2015.
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    ( •_•) IT'S NOT RAPE,
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
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  • Exodus.Exodus. Joined: Posts: 7,016
    Well get me a raven and call me The Old Bear



    Seriously I kinda want a raven around the house if I knew it weren't gonna shit all over my apartment.
    gl hf dd ka.
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  • Rhio2kRhio2k Senior Member Joined: Posts: 11,534 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    SoVi3t wrote: »
    I always get angry when I give a dog delicious food and they inhale it, and I'm like 'fuckkkkkk! Let that shit roll around on your palate. TASTE IT!'

    like, what does it matter what flavour a dog biscuit is, when that shit doesn't even touch their tongue?

    Doesn't matter if they let it roll around in there or not. Dogs have a shitty sense of taste. We have over 9,000 (Nappa: WHAAAAT!?!) taste buds, they only have like 1,600.
    Roger: Well, Anita's pregnant, and-
    Cruella: Well, what can I say? Accidents will happen.
    Roger: We're having puppies, too.
    Cruella: *Gasp* Puppies!? *Leer* My, you have been a busy boy!
  • Rhio2kRhio2k Senior Member Joined: Posts: 11,534 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Lightz wrote: »
    Poor dog...
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    Maybe that's the doggy walk of shame?
    Roger: Well, Anita's pregnant, and-
    Cruella: Well, what can I say? Accidents will happen.
    Roger: We're having puppies, too.
    Cruella: *Gasp* Puppies!? *Leer* My, you have been a busy boy!

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