2017 MLB Thread: BARTOLO STRIKES OUT JUDGE...LOOKING!

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  • Tien GoukiTien Gouki Captain Jack Joined: Posts: 3,840 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    NickRocks wrote: »
    looks like the sessions with barry bonds are helping a-roid

    PED sessions?

  • ThePurpleBunnyThePurpleBunny Joined: Posts: 16,992
    edited April 2015
    Do the Ms need every game to go to extras to win? Glad to see this team hitting, but for shit's sake is it too much to ask to hold a lead in the first nine innings?

    Edit: Apparently so, since it seems they don't want to win those now, either.
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  • NickRocksNickRocks SATSUI NO SABU Joined: Posts: 22,579
    Tien Gouki wrote: »
    NickRocks wrote: »
    looks like the sessions with barry bonds are helping a-roid

    PED sessions?

    A-Rod and B-Bon worked out extensively on his swing during his year off, after rodriguez made a comment to barry that "i want ur record". Bonds said he hopes someone takes it from him. Bonds made fun of his swing, told A-Rod that sleep is the most important thing to get as a ballplayer especially now that he's older. A-Rod making much better decisions now at the plate so it looks like it worked.

    Damn, to have barry bods be ur batting coach must be awesome
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    So yeah PED sessions
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  • ThePurpleBunnyThePurpleBunny Joined: Posts: 16,992
    edited April 2015
    Here we go again. 1st inning lead via 2-run shot. How will this lead hold up?

    Edit: God damn I am loving Cruz. Him and Cano getting shit done. Could it not be in vain this time, please?
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    That mets phils game tho
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  • ThePurpleBunnyThePurpleBunny Joined: Posts: 16,992
    edited April 2015
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    No lead is safe with this team.
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  • ThePurpleBunnyThePurpleBunny Joined: Posts: 16,992
    edited April 2015
    Cano

    http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2015_04_15_seamlb_lanmlb_1&mode=video&content_id=75733983&tcid=vpp_copy_75733983

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    plz

    Well that's one way to not blow a lead during a game -- just don't have one at all. Now it's a 15-game stretch made up of:

    v Rangers, v Astros, v Twins, @ Rangers, @ Astros

    If this team could have won the two they should have I would be going into this stretch with confidence. But now? Meh.

    I should just expect to get swept by Minnesota.
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  • RichterRichter ~~~00~~~ Joined: Posts: 1,873
    edited April 2015
    This Mariners team is a joke lol,g etting smacked around by the Rangers. M's could probably be first in the AL West if they weren't trying their best to look like the Bad News Bears
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    Rangers trying to give this game away now. Please pull Detwiler, this guy shouldn't even be in the rotation
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  • NickRocksNickRocks SATSUI NO SABU Joined: Posts: 22,579
    The mariners should trade king felix
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  • ThePurpleBunnyThePurpleBunny Joined: Posts: 16,992
    Cruz is a saving grace on this team. Too bad it might amount to shit when this season is said and done.

    Best thing about this win is that it puts us out of last place until tomorrow WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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    Rockies makin me nervous at 7-5 cmon boys

    The mets killin it right now
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  • ThePurpleBunnyThePurpleBunny Joined: Posts: 16,992
    Wake up just to see this fuck-all bullpen giving the Astros a bases-clearing hit. This series will could actually end in sweep.

    That loss gave Houston 1st place in the division. Way to blow.
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  • Tien GoukiTien Gouki Captain Jack Joined: Posts: 3,840 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    So yeah why do the braves keep fucking up? 80 games suspension damnit for one of our pitchers. Trade the whole team and this happens. I'm a fan through wins and losses/loosing seasons. But just ugh at all this.
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    Ervin santana has been a disappointment pretty much his whole career doe
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  • Autocrat1Autocrat1 BRING ON HALF-LIFE 3 Joined: Posts: 3,408
    Team might as well be called the Kansas City Nigga Moments. Lose in the World Series, fight everyone every game lol
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    Autocrat1 wrote: »
    Team might as well be called the Kansas City Nigga Moments. Lose in the World Series, fight everyone every game lol

    Lol they really fight every game for no reason
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  • RichterRichter ~~~00~~~ Joined: Posts: 1,873
    Rangers about to sign Josh Hamilton. What the hell, might as well go ahead and do it. All we do now is sign players past their prime in hopes they miraculously return to form. No doubt he is gonna cost the Rangers 35-50 million dollars
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    Josh Hamilton did not leave on good terms with The Rangers either, makes no sense.
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    Despite all that I kinda like Josh Hamilton /: hope he bounces back
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    Rangers looking for a shot in the arm.

    Too soon?
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  • NickRocksNickRocks SATSUI NO SABU Joined: Posts: 22,579
    Damn, where are you guys @????

    A-Rod hits 660! Yankees sweep sox @ fenway! Astros best team in baseball! NL East so hype with Nats and Marlins heating up chasing down the Mets! Cardinals get 3 walk offs in a row vs Pittsburgh! Colorado and San Diego have a home run derby game!

    Shits so good right now
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  • Autocrat1Autocrat1 BRING ON HALF-LIFE 3 Joined: Posts: 3,408
    NickRocks wrote: »
    Damn, where are you guys @????
    In Baltimore. eyFd6Ei.jpg

    I have teams in both the NBA/NHL to focus all my energies on, by the time summer rolls I'll see if it's "wait til next year" for the Cubbies yet again (currently 2nd in division but early)
  • ThePurpleBunnyThePurpleBunny Joined: Posts: 16,992
    NickRocks wrote: »
    Damn, where are you guys @????

    Eulogizing the Ms season. A 16-game stretch they could have used to get their shit together, and they go 7-9 ending by losing a 4-game sweep in Houston.

    5-1 against Texas, 1-2 against Minnesota, and 1-6 against Houston in that stretch. I think I'm just waiting for them to trade Cruz mid-season. It's Cliff Lee all over again.
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    Hamilton should be playing later this month, should make the Rangers a WS contender :sunglasses:

    I'm upset that the Pirates got swept, they left 30+ dudes on base last weekend. Their offense is weak as hell right now now but hopefully they will turn it around seeing they can't be much colder.
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    It's like rubbing my own salt in the wound.
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    felix is gonna die underrated af in seattle :(
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  • RichterRichter ~~~00~~~ Joined: Posts: 1,873
    edited May 2015
    Watching PHI@ATL right now and some AT&T commercial pops up with some dude about to pitch. The narrator says, "Where will you be when the first woman pitches in the majors." Dafuq?
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    Change that stat to 1 win in 16 starts for the rest of the rotation, because this bullpen still cannot stop losing like they do.
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    Cc is really fat.
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  • RichterRichter ~~~00~~~ Joined: Posts: 1,873
    Harper is living up to the hype, just needs to stay healthy now.
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    Harpers always been the truth
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    edited May 2015
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    http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/12906136/miami-marlins-hire-dan-jennings-replace-mike-redmond

    Marlins are making their GM the manager.

    They're making their general manager their normal manager.
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  • RichterRichter ~~~00~~~ Joined: Posts: 1,873
    The Marlins GM probably convinced Loria that he brought in the players so he'll know what to do.

    I heard on the radio yesterday that Ted Turner used to own and manage the Braves. He lost 17 straight so the other NL owners made it illegal to own and manage a team. Maybe they'll make it illegal to be a GM and a manager :hushed:
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  • Exodus.Exodus. Joined: Posts: 7,016
    LeBron plays and acts like cleveland's GM. So... maybe this guy will work out???
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    Asian heritage baseball night on ESPN. They have to play wack faux Asian music everytime they show a highlight or stat of an asian player. Now they are doing closeups on anybody in the ballpark that is Asian lol.
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    I think Ed Boon snuck in and "normalized" the Yankees over the last couple weeks.
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    edited June 2015



    Chris Sale was on fire tonight..............well needed win for the White Sox.
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    the white sox are much improved its just too bad theres better teams than them in the SENCH
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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX DBGT non canon > maxxvatar OVA Joined: Posts: 17,802
    Oakland Colisseum Athletics have become the Oakland Raiders

    instead of the most penalties all year records
    The A's were working on the most Errors

    Bip Roberts in studio thinking other teams are looking at what the A's are doing
    And "IF" they get back to .500!

    Reddick postgame interview gave Miggy his props, yeah playing against him for so long, he hits everything so hard and clean, but I got a good jump and didn't just dive like other people might do. Going back in the dugout with 2 hits. Cant be mad at that.

    & big group of Yankee fans, lol Ellsbery jersey, all surly at my local in-n-out near midnight, after the 5:4 loss last week. 7 A's fans and buncha drunkass giants fans too came thru.
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  • KowtowRobinsonKowtowRobinson TEBOW! TEBOW! TEBOW! Joined: Posts: 6,421
    TFW you realize the AL East is actually the weakest division in baseball. Lowest win percentage for a 1st place team (still doing better than I thought they would!) and one of three divisions with 3 teams under .500 mark. Not used to that.
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    I would argue the AL West is the weakest. Despite the Astros doing well, the Mariners actually got to .500 recently, good for 2nd place, and then they decided to suck again.

    But I repeat, the Mariners got to 2nd place. Division so bad.
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    I would argue the AL West is the weakest. Despite the Astros doing well, the Mariners actually got to .500 recently, good for 2nd place, and then they decided to suck again.

    But I repeat, the Mariners got to 2nd place. Division so bad.

    It was between those two, for sure.
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    AL East was exciting...ten years ago

    NL Central should be the most exciting but every year aroud july the other four teams go "ehhh nvm we dont want it well let the cardinals win"
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    Buccos have a better record at this point this year than last season. It's just that they're chasing the cards...

    Everyone, aside from Alvarez, really started coming on a couple weeks ago after a slow start. Kang too but he had been playing well and recently hit a slump until wednesday when he knocked in a couple in the 9th to solidify the W.

    Mercer going from 0 HRs to 2 in as many games was lolz.
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    Gonna watch Pirates play vs Braves tomorrow. My Dad is a lifelong Pirates fan so that makes them my second team :sunglasses: Braves are my 3rd team so this should be good
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    I grew up in PA but just as close to Cleveland as I was to pgh and since the pirates sucked donkey nuts literally my entire life I watched the Indians a lot in the early 00s after football practice. Now I live in pgh and didn't really pay any attention to baseball for like 8 years I feel pretty okay about making the switch in teams. Especially because I'll admit I don't know dick all about the sport in general but following a team for a season as long as baseball has been pretty entertaining so far.

    Goin to the game tomorrow, first one this summer. Maybe 2nd ever at PNC? Idk, I'm excited. even though I'm going with a bunch of bitches who probably wont watch the game.
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    Heston in, No hitter (3 Hit by pitch, most ever, not a "no hit-batter" game)

    Hudson out?

    Crazy that the Giants have had one every year the past 4 years.
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