2017 MLB Thread: ASTROS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!

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  • GreenwoodGreenwood Earth, the only true God Joined: Posts: 888
    Richter wrote: »
    Tim Tebow > Jay Cutler

    He can still play in the league

    Dude.....

    Tim Tebow might have had the worst arm in NFL history. In his only real season, his completion percentage was 46.5. That's almost impossible. That's worse than an F minus. He had a few miracle wins with the Broncos. Then all 32 NFL teams realized he should never throw the football ever again.

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    You don't need an accurate arm when you have Jesus on your side :cool:
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    David Ortiz got a standing ovation at Yankee Stadium... Baseball is dead in New York. It was a good run until Steinbrenner's goofy sons took over.
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  • Mood4food77Mood4food77 Joined: Posts: 9,875
    The fact the yankees have a winning record is a miracle honestly. They're getting rid of old players and have a bright young future ahead of them. Im excited
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    Playing every position. Ball thrower awayer. Crunchback. Helmet hitter.

    Tebowing now means hitting long dongs in your 1st at bat. (Kazuo Matsui opened 2 seasons with Tebows)

    Planking wins again.
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    Richter wrote: »
    David Ortiz got a standing ovation at Yankee Stadium... Baseball is dead in New York. It was a good run until Steinbrenner's goofy sons took over.

    NuYankee Stadium is a joke only yuppies go to games there

    BRING BACK THE GIANTS AND DODGERS (sorry mets i love bartolo and tebow but youll never have my passion...THOSE COLORS)
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  • RichterRichter ~~~00~~~ Joined: Posts: 1,881
    Blue Jays are one game ahead of the Mariners and a half a game ahead of the Tigers for the wild card. I hope these goofballs don't make the postseason since some goober in the front office thought sending Sanchez down to them minors for rest was a good idea.

    I honestly think micro managing pitch counts are ridiculous and hasn't helped anyone.
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  • DGod205DGod205 The Soul of Kyokugenryu Joined: Posts: 2,487
    Thank you based Mets for clinching the Wild Card. Tigers playing the Braves in a trap game.
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  • EphidelEphidel Old Man SRK Joined: Posts: 14,985 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Damn it would of been nice if the Dodgers secured HFA, and send the Giants home but it's cool I can't wait for the playoffs!
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  • ThePurpleBunnyThePurpleBunny Joined: Posts: 17,559
    edited October 2016
    Typical Mariners. Eliminated from contention. Pitchers kept giving the game away even when the bats were tying it up. Just like the games they kept losing after they would win some. Story of their whole fucking season.

    Maybe next year just stay near the bottom where you belong.

    Fuckers should've signed Tebow.
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    GAME 162 GET HYPE LETS GO BOYZ
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    MLB.TV IS FREE THIS WEEKEND

    NO EXCUSES

    GET IN HERE
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  • RichterRichter ~~~00~~~ Joined: Posts: 1,881
    I want the Rangers to play the Blue Jays...

    REMATCH
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    Cardinals or Giants place bets now
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    Only bartolo and syndergaard to hold things down for the mets. :(

    Giants need to box out the cards and then miracle win over the cubs
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    The dodgers vs the cubs would be coo tho
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  • RichterRichter ~~~00~~~ Joined: Posts: 1,881
    Lol Giants, it's an even year right? Cardinals gonna take it, SF is a total mess right now. I hate both teams so whatever
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    Only team on the NL side im rooting for is Bryce Dusty and the Nats. I love Bartolo but they arent deep enough and no barry bonds in his Daniel Murphy costume this year.

    Bryce vs Machado World Series?
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    Oh wait dodgers and nats r locked in for NLDS

    SHEEEIT! I like Nats in 4 possible sweep
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  • RichterRichter ~~~00~~~ Joined: Posts: 1,881
    Daniel Murphy the only man who can take on the Cubs
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    Blue jays red sox

    Cmon tulo pls
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    I dont care about Vin Scully retiring tbh. Commentators are cool, but they are just commentators
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    Yooo this mlb tv shit is LIT
    Got jayz vs sox qeued up
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    BAUTISTA NO HUSTLE WTF

    TULO HITS A FKN BOMB OFF THE MONSTER AND THIS GUY HO HUMS IT
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    oh shit hanley ramirez ties it with his 30th bomb of the year
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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX BLACK-GOKU-HAX Joined: Posts: 18,021
    Works on PS4 :cool:

    Dang didn't know they cut the price to 3.99 / from 109.99

    NOBODY ANYWHERE said anything about it, seem to do it the same time middle of september every year, someone reported it last year.
    NickRocks wrote: »
    BAUTISTA NO HUSTLE WTF

    TULO HITS A FKN BOMB OFF THE MONSTER AND THIS GUY HO HUMS IT
    Need Texas and Odor to chase him off the bags to not get face tagged
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    Tulo clutch line drive jays up 2-1

    Indians win

    Orioles and jays win today they are in...if they both lose and tigers win today and tmrw tigers r in and Os n jayz play a one game playoff

    Buuuuut tigers are down 1 in top 9 and Os won
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    Tigers out.
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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX BLACK-GOKU-HAX Joined: Posts: 18,021
    edited October 2016
    Baseball reference stuff

    Big Papi passed Frank Thomas for hits this past week. Like 0-10 spell then 6 hits in 3 games.

    pujols 700 less strikeouts than ortiz. 800 less than howard
    & Albert Monster rookie season 194 hits 130 RBI out the gate.

    Pujols moved past Griffey for 50th all time in hits this season too.

    http://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/RBI_career.shtml

    Pujols 20th
    Ortiz 22th

    All time RBI's

    Carlos Beltran slid into 50th
    http://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/H_career.shtml

    Beltre passed Bonds for Hits

    http://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/RBI_active.shtml

    How the active players leaders stack up
    Height: 6' 1", Weight: 185 lb.
    Barry Bonds
    LOL

    Ortiz listed as 6'3" 230
    Pujols listed as 6'3" 240

    but Pujols did take to stealing bags now and again. 107 stolen bases, Ortiz 17

    Didn't realize how many pitchers in this era are huge 6 foot 5 monsters.

    Bumgarner
    Darvish
    Samoan guy A's have Manea
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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX BLACK-GOKU-HAX Joined: Posts: 18,021
    My man, wizard at short

    http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/v/vizquom01.shtml

    More hits than Babe Ruth. 2nd best fielding % All Time. Played til he was 45.

    Shit, reminds me of what was that guy playing til he's 60, or trying to.... Julio Franco?


    Who's #1....

    http://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/fielding_perc_ss_career.shtml

    TULO with the ratty nasty glove he doesn't want to replace!
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    Tigers out.

    Damb...so tulo vs machado

    Im torn, but imma pull for the Os. They are actually a really badass team and showalter is a God-tier manager

    Bonds woukd have retired with 800+ HRs if he didnt get forced out. He was still raking in BP in 2009
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  • RichterRichter ~~~00~~~ Joined: Posts: 1,881
    Bonds had a .600+ OBP season in 2004, irl Video Game character.

    Wild Card picks:
    AL: Jays over Orioles
    NL: MadBum Giants over Thor Mets

    ALDS: Rangers over Jays in 5 & Cleveland over Sox 5

    NLDS: Cubs over Giants in 3 & Nats over Dodgers in 4

    **Picking whoever I like with no logic from this point on : cool:**
    ALCS: Rangers over Cleveland in 7
    NLCS: Nats over Cubs in 7
    WS: Rangers over Nats in 6

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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    my picks

    ALWC: orioles with a more dangerous lineup and better bullpen BTFOs the weakened frm last year jayz
    NLWC: Mets send out thor who calls upon the Odinforce to hold off the surging-yet-not-quite-there Giants

    ALDS1: much like ALDS1 last year, the Rangers will be involved in the most talked about series of the postseason. Balls will fly out the yard, Machado will be the Tulo of this year and look swag af while wearing eye black, hopefully there will be a fight, Machado will throw a bat at someone. Ultimately i dont think the rangers can ask the question "what happens when the Orioles cant score anymore?" And they lose in 5, in a full series full of great moments
    ALDS2: the red sox riding the Papi momentum train bowl over an indians team just happy to be there. Sweep probable

    NLDS1: the Mufasa-like ghost cloud of the 2002 Giants and the 2003 Cubs, smiles down on bryce and dusty and the Nationals as they blast a collapsing Doyers.
    NLDS2: the Cubs are too solid and pound the Mets boipussy but no one cares cause were all watching for Bartolo hijinks. If he hits a homerun the Mets win the moral victory.

    ALCS: Red Sox hype train runs full force into the Orioles Big Bats and Eye Black. Big Papi tries valiantly to repeat 2004, but Machado uses Fenway as his backyard and the young kids on the redsox dont get to see the world series. Manlet pedroia will probably swear and say the N word (with the hard ER) alot as he spits that brown tobacco sludge everywhere.

    NLCS: Kris Bryant Jake Arrieta etc etc look pretty and play okay but they cant step to Bryce's immaculate hair and Dustys toothpick. Surprise reveal in game 7 when dusty takes the pick out his mouth, wipes it off and says "it is time". He hands the pick to Harper and its revealed that the pick is in actuality a baseball bat enfused with the power of 2001 Barry. Bryce proceeds to hit a walkoff grand slam to the moon, where the impact can be seen from Earf.

    WS: The EyeBlacks Collide! The Orioles blast Homers and look great doing it. Machado somehow doesnt get a single stain on his jersey or a sweatband out of place despite making many diving plays. Bryce, having used all of The Toothpick(TM)'s power, returns it to Dustys mouth and the Nats have to play mortal baseball. The Nats superior rotation will finally ask what the rangers couldnt and the orioles lose after coming, to quote MvC spiderman, "ONE FOR JJ!"

    Wait thats the wrong quote

    "SO CLOSE"

    Dusty finally wins a WS and collapses. As his artifical skin decomposes in accelerated time its revealed he is a robot. As the nats wonder what could this mean, somewhere in Miami a shadowy figure cracks a smile in the darkness, and says "did you enjoy using my power..."

    It will be announced on ESPN mid january that the Nats have signed Barry Lamarr Bonds as their Manager
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    Shit, reminds me of what was that guy playing til he's 60, or trying to.... Julio Franco?
    http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/13630613/at-57-years-old-julio-franco-playing-baseball-japan

    57 last year. The Bernard Hopkins of baseball

    http://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Julio_Franco

    ^ That writeup page is cool, didn't know they had a wiki-like thing besides just the stats.
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  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX BLACK-GOKU-HAX Joined: Posts: 18,021
    edited October 2016
    Bullpen Bartolo

    Please

    Before the BONDSPOCALYPSE NOW. DAYS OF FUTURE BONDS. BUY BONDS FUCK RISK IN RED STOCKS.

    Machado would wreck if the Blue Jays want a dust up too. They always want to fight but will reconsider it if he's -- Wait Ventura vs Machado did happen. So if the Jays want another fight. - edit whoops Ventura was the Royals. Don't know a lot of Toronto pitchers besides that old knuckleballer.

    ++ Daniel Murphy chokes Papelbon because he can't get to be Barry Bonds this year.

    http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/playoffs16_schedule/2016-mlb-playoff-schedule

    Not updated schedule, but what days games should be played on for the whole postseason.
    Post edited by WTF-AKUMA-HAX on
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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,876
    First WS where two players with eyeblack and a lot of armbands will be filmed mouthing the words "FUCK YOU" to each other in history.

    Mannys Perfect Uniform vs Bryce's Perfect Hair
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    A E R O D Y N A M I C

    Vs



    EVEN THE ELBOW GUARD IS ORANGE TIGER STRIPE
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    Bonds out in Miami. According to Mattingly, he stopped caring around August.
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    Loria strikes again, 3 coaches fired total
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