( •_•) IT'S NOT RAPE,
IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
"Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.
Official 2011 SRK Sexual Deviant Champion Of The Universe And Contest Winner Extraordinaire And Also Official 2012 SRK Sexual Deviant Since Nobody Stepped Forward And 2013 SRK Sexual Deviant Legend Because My Opposition Is Comprised Of Short Pimply GIF Posting Virgins Who Wouldn't Know What To Do With A Woman If She Sat On Their Collective Faces And Wiggled. Still Sexual Deviant Champion Of SRK circa 2015.
Destroyer Of Azure, Conqueror Of Trolls
Defiler Of The Pure, Owner Of Souls
SRK 2015 Thirtiest Member and Current Reigning Champion of the SRK Tournament of Thirst.
All victories are hilariously argued against by various little boys who shall remain nameless
Understand that my victories can only be disputed by successfully beating me for once.
XBox & Steam -> SoVi3t666
Unofficial champion of SRK GD circa oh-fucking-nine
Boel wrote: »
starhammer what good
are you still all about asians that dont have butts but shake they negative asses
crotchpuncha wrote: »
Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?
Boel wrote: »
Hey guys I'm probably gonna be posting again for a week , i apologize for the necro (kinda) and for fucking up gd with 2 threads atm, but I can't stand all the topic threads with 300 posts in them, too much work but I understand how it got that way.
Lol I had a babby
Here she is as a newborn, I had to shit so I brought her in the bathroom with me, she was chill for a bit and then was just like OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS UNHOLY MIASMA and she got a bit mad
Preppy wrote: »
Panda Express is an Asian plot to destroy your bowels. Winners Just Say No.
jimmy1200 wrote: »
pertho attacked me first, saying i get all my life tips from 106th and park.