SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

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  • CyntalanCyntalan Joined: Posts: 8,331 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Well, apparently this lounge should've been titled "SRK Lounge: Each Page Might As Well Be 100 Pages Edition" :coffee:
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    "I violated marc but we definitely cool now." - dre37k
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  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,048
    So then.

    If Preppy is the new Ronin Chaos, and our official Nightwing (re: Superior Batman), then which of the others is our new Drake?

    The Damned? :coffee:

    Does that make Pertho Damian?
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.

    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • BullDancerBullDancer Mentos, The Freshmaker Joined: Posts: 9,424
    First page boi!
    "Rock abandoned Neesa there like you were gonna abandon your son and wife and live alone with your TV"~Akuma-HAX
  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,048
    Of the Bat-kids, Valaris shall, in my heart and mind, always be:



    Moving on, Beyond was a solid Sci-Fi action flick.

    Picard would weep, I'm sure, but he can just get back up on stage and King Lear at me, and fuck right off.... freck'n Red Shirt-ass Capt.
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.

    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,048
    2-D wrote: »
    "Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won't let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

    Is it because I'm black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

    Did you pee IN her, though?
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.

    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • CyntalanCyntalan Joined: Posts: 8,331 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    chadouken! wrote: »
    Nice, I made it on the first page! I'm part of the cool crowd! :tup:

    Edit: MotherFUCK.

    This post goes oh so well with that av.
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    "NO! NOT LIKE THIS!" - Random audience member, Evo 2k9 SC4 finals. Go Hilde!
    "You are a weird, adorable little man, OZ." - Vynce
    "I violated marc but we definitely cool now." - dre37k
  • PerthoPertho The Runed One Joined: Posts: 22,007 mod
    chadouken! wrote: »
    Nice, I made it on the first page! I'm part of the cool crowd! :tup:

    Edit: MotherFUCK.

    when are you getting back to Las Cruces? Running tournaments at some gaming convention there. You should hit me up.
    Ronin Chaos on Pertho:

    "Oh, Pertho. You complete me."
    jimmy1200 wrote: »
    pertho attacked me first, saying i get all my life tips from 106th and park.
  • Icy Black DeepIcy Black Deep Still training... Joined: Posts: 1,441
    DoctaMario wrote: »
    Man, mods are like undercover cops on this site
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    New Jersey
  • The MartianThe Martian We Out Here. Joined: Posts: 12,250
    FIRST
    "Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are."

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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,398 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    2-D wrote: »
    "Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won't let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

    Is it because I'm black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

    This some outworldhouse problems. :coffee:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
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  • WeeabooWeeaboo The Dream is dead. . . Joined: Posts: 1,404
    "Miss the first page of the new Lounge"

    Just fucking great. . .

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  • PreppyPreppy act like you're used to it Joined: Posts: 14,145 admin
    Pertho wrote: »
    AYO?! wrote: »
    Did we even hit page 1000 last time?

    Oh well first page so '16ers think I'm super cool swag.

    Checked the last lounge and Preppy mentioned that he wanted to keep these at 500~ to prevent server issues.

    I should figure out how to ban people for 2 hour spans of time.
    The Warning system is turrible. You used to be able to ban people for any arbitrary unit of time, now it's just 5 pts of Warnings is a 2 or 4 week timeout. Sucks because most times people can just chill for a couple hours and come back normal. :sad:

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  • orochizoolanderorochizoolander 2LANDER! Joined: Posts: 15,633
    Azure wrote: »
    2-D wrote: »
    "Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won't let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

    Is it because I'm black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

    Did you pee IN her, though?

    When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn't leave her place fast enough.
    P. gorath said: seriously though, it really crystalized how much better mvc3 is than that game. "Oh look, commando vs. 3 characters...this will be excitin--zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzz"
  • regulateregulate Bruv of bruvs Joined: Posts: 6,524 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    is that fancy sunkist?
    Never forget:
    Boel wrote: »
    phantom angel the kinda guy that eats a roll of dental floss so that he can slowly come to a shuddering climax as he pulls it out his ass

  • chadouken!chadouken! less < more Joined: Posts: 5,078
    Azure wrote: »
    2-D wrote: »
    "Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won't let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

    Is it because I'm black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

    Did you pee IN her, though?

    When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn't leave her place fast enough.

    Did you do it?
    po pimpus wrote: »
    Yes, I'm still pissed. Yes, go fuck yourself Darkfaggotasshole.
  • WeeabooWeeaboo The Dream is dead. . . Joined: Posts: 1,404
    @Pertho

    That twerk vid was horrible bro. Like I take the ban hammer over watching that shit any day.
  • PerthoPertho The Runed One Joined: Posts: 22,007 mod
    Weeaboo wrote: »
    That twerk vid was horrible bro. Like I take the ban hammer over watching that shit any day.

    That one is the classic though. Can't say that bounce gets any better though. New Orleans is a crazy place.
    Ronin Chaos on Pertho:

    "Oh, Pertho. You complete me."
    jimmy1200 wrote: »
    pertho attacked me first, saying i get all my life tips from 106th and park.
  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,398 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Nigga, I called it. Except I figured you'd deem her unworthy of thy golden droplets. :rofl:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

    My blog, where I write like it means something or some shit: http://manxbladesake.wordpress.com/
    Official 'Kevin Witness'
    Achievement unlocked! Offered drugs to a SRKer in real life
  • Geese PantsGeese Pants Certified Geese.... Joined: Posts: 21,402 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Come you fiends............show me what passes for fury amongst your misbegotten kind.
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  • ExposedDExposedD NO SQUIGGERINO Joined: Posts: 6,383
    mIRC wrote: »
    Raise your hand if you believe this story.

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    affinity wrote: »
    I mean, you can't even play as a cat in that game. wtf. it's 2017.
    chadouken! wrote: »
    It's called Sonic the Fucking Hedgehog, not Sonic the Cat, you dumb bitch.
  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,398 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Shy bladder.

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

    My blog, where I write like it means something or some shit: http://manxbladesake.wordpress.com/
    Official 'Kevin Witness'
    Achievement unlocked! Offered drugs to a SRKer in real life
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