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  • orochizoolanderorochizoolander 2LANDER! Joined: Posts: 15,636
    chadouken! wrote: »
    Azure wrote: »
    2-D wrote: »
    "Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won't let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

    Is it because I'm black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

    Did you pee IN her, though?

    When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn't leave her place fast enough.

    Did you do it?

    Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn't even finish lol, to this day I don't think I've ever had a weirder sexual request.
    P. gorath said: seriously though, it really crystalized how much better mvc3 is than that game. "Oh look, commando vs. 3 characters...this will be excitin--zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzz"
  • SlurmzSlurmz I got John Blaze shit. Joined: Posts: 827
    HD-Man wrote: »
    This nigga claims he was an ace pilot in the army but can't change the damn language setting on DVD after I explained it to him twice. Jesus Christ...

    Navigating those menus can be tough. :rofl:
    "So what's the reason for the hating, niggas with dreads/Calling they self gods with white girls named Caitlin/And I'm cool with interracial dating, but I ain't about/To hear no fucking speeches cause I wanna have some bacon" - Phonte
  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,400 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    You have to know your clientele, HD-Man. I suggest a refund. Give the man his $2.50 back.

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
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  • The EpidemicThe Epidemic Archduke Caramel Adonis Joined: Posts: 9,931
    That actually still show these real world challenges?? Wtf..some of them have to be in their 40s
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  • HD-ManHD-Man Big Apple 3 A.M Joined: Posts: 10,685
    edited August 2016
    Manx wrote: »
    You have to know your clientele, HD-Man. I suggest a refund. Give the man his $2.50 back.

    :tup:

    That's the plan, then never sell a movie to him again. He actually JUST admitted he's a fucking dumbass after causing a commotion for nothing. So there's that....

    Not worried bout army guy laying hands on me. His ass ain't fast enough to dodge a bullet , idgaf how much training he has. That nigga ain't Solid Snake, bet that

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  • BullDancerBullDancer Mentos, The Freshmaker Joined: Posts: 9,492
    2-D wrote: »
    BullDancer wrote: »
    2-D wrote: »
    "Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won't let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

    Is it because I'm black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

    You get to live your lifelong dream of R. Kellying a white bitch. My question is why aren't you doing this again? Reparations son! This is literally what people like Martin Luther King fought for my nigga. Rep your ancestors! :tup:
    Did it to a black girl once while we were in the shower. Girl got on her knees & I thought i was getting head but she just goes, I swear to god, "Well? What you waitin on mane?"

    It was at that point I said I was done with black chicks for awhile. This girl though was legit blocking the door out of the bath room until she got hosed down.

    Bruh I would be too if a girl told me to piss on her with her best Texas rapper accent. Smh.
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  • Rick RossRick Ross Niggaposi☆Continues Joined: Posts: 5,641
    This must be a thing again. P soon we're gonna get Lounges lasting 50 pages again, making it hard to keep up.
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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,400 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    @Pertho Close this one now just to piss off Ricky. :coffeeL
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

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  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,878
    50page lounge was the shit, only the right stuff survived that hell!
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  • orochizoolanderorochizoolander 2LANDER! Joined: Posts: 15,636
    edited August 2016
    AYO?! wrote: »
    chadouken! wrote: »
    Azure wrote: »
    2-D wrote: »
    "Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won't let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

    Is it because I'm black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

    Did you pee IN her, though?

    When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn't leave her place fast enough.

    Did you do it?

    Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn't even finish lol, to this day I don't think I've ever had a weirder sexual request.

    Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.

    I don't need diapers to be in deep shit, since your mom's back door is being renovated and your dad just came through the front.
    P. gorath said: seriously though, it really crystalized how much better mvc3 is than that game. "Oh look, commando vs. 3 characters...this will be excitin--zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzz"
  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,665 ✭✭✭ Former OG
    AYO?! wrote: »
    chadouken! wrote: »
    Azure wrote: »
    2-D wrote: »
    "Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won't let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

    Is it because I'm black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

    Did you pee IN her, though?

    When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn't leave her place fast enough.

    Did you do it?

    Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn't even finish lol, to this day I don't think I've ever had a weirder sexual request.

    Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.

    I don't need diapers to be in deep shit, since your mom's back door is being renovated and your dad just came through the front.

    Why were you watching underneath them?

    How were you watching underneath them?

    Were you... filming?
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.

    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • AzureAzure E-Sports is fucking retarded. Joined: Posts: 9,665 ✭✭✭ Former OG
    AYO?! wrote: »
    chadouken! wrote: »
    Azure wrote: »
    2-D wrote: »
    "Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won't let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

    Is it because I'm black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

    Did you pee IN her, though?

    When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn't leave her place fast enough.

    Did you do it?

    Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn't even finish lol, to this day I don't think I've ever had a weirder sexual request.

    Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.

    I don't need diapers to be in deep shit, since your mom's back door is being renovated and your dad just came through the front.
    Man you think you soynd witty...but this is fucking awful.

    AND awful fucking, by the sound of it.

    That typo is perfect, by the way. :smile:
    "Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man." ~ Kromo.

    eSports is fucking retarded.
  • The DamnedThe Damned Hope: You can't believe in it Joined: Posts: 10,967 mod
    (Well, I guess I can just close this thread now that orochizoolander has bested angelpalm with that genius quip. [/please note this is sarcasm])

    Anyway, I forgot to note before the last thread closed, but, yeah, @WTF-AKUMA-HAX, I've known about how much horrible bullshit has been going on in Rio with regards to the Olympics because of keeping with PBS Newshour for the last year. The world as a whole will be "lucky" if the worst thing that happens due to the overwhelming greed and stupidity involved is "only" a couple of athletes death during the games rather than some type of superbug and/or Zika virus outbreak.

    The way that 2016 has been going doesn't exactly give me reason to hope for a "good" outcome though.
    "Well, see, the real magic isn't believing in yourself. The real magic is manipulating people by telling them to believe in themselves. The more you believe, the less you check facts."
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  • dab00gdab00g Joined: Posts: 21,182
    Azure wrote: »
    AYO?! wrote: »
    chadouken! wrote: »
    Azure wrote: »
    2-D wrote: »
    "Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won't let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

    Is it because I'm black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

    Did you pee IN her, though?

    When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn't leave her place fast enough.

    Did you do it?

    Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn't even finish lol, to this day I don't think I've ever had a weirder sexual request.

    Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.

    I don't need diapers to be in deep shit, since your mom's back door is being renovated and your dad just came through the front.

    Why were you watching underneath them?

    How were you watching underneath them?

    Were you... filming?

    He swims in port-o-potties
  • NegaduckNegaduck Is so S-Rank Joined: Posts: 5,189
    Man Lucio ball is a whole lot of damn fun. If rocket league is at least as fun (I'm fairly certain it's way more so than overwatch) I'll need to pick it up. Never got around to buying it and holy shit it get it.
    Roll one up homie.
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  • BBQBBQ ピンクゾーン Joined: Posts: 3,696
    AYO?! wrote: »
    chadouken! wrote: »
    Azure wrote: »
    2-D wrote: »
    "Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won't let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

    Is it because I'm black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

    Did you pee IN her, though?

    When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn't leave her place fast enough.

    Did you do it?

    Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn't even finish lol, to this day I don't think I've ever had a weirder sexual request.

    Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.

    I don't need diapers to be in deep shit, since your mom's back door is being renovated and your dad just came through the front.

  • dab00gdab00g Joined: Posts: 21,182
    You like them boards though
  • HecatomHecatom Aka Black Gorilla (・Д・)ノ Joined: Posts: 23,804
    Azure wrote: »
    2-D wrote: »
    "Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won't let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

    Is it because I'm black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

    Did you pee IN her, though?

    When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn't leave her place fast enough.

    I have dated some girls like that, though peeing inside a pussy is one of my fetishes, so it was all fine with me.
    ( •_•) IT'S NOT RAPE,
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    IT'S SURPRISE SEX! (⌐■_■)
    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
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  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 20,756 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    dab00g wrote: »
    You like them boards though

    cute is cute, but damn. It's like a fat chick with no damn rack. It's like life just wanted you to know that YOU ma'am, caught the genetic bitchslap.


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  • Missing PersonMissing Person Quickly becoming the Sailor Moon S guy. Joined: Posts: 13,873
    Someone made Pertho mod?

    Yay?
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  • thurstthurst What's my age again? Joined: Posts: 11,755 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Do you even SRK, bro?
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  • ThePurpleBunnyThePurpleBunny Joined: Posts: 17,564
    AYO?! wrote: »
    chadouken! wrote: »
    Azure wrote: »
    2-D wrote: »
    "Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won't let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

    Is it because I'm black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

    Did you pee IN her, though?

    When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn't leave her place fast enough.

    Did you do it?

    Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn't even finish lol, to this day I don't think I've ever had a weirder sexual request.

    Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.

    I don't need diapers to be in deep shit, since your mom's back door is being renovated and your dad just came through the front.

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    OZ lost the game.
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  • angelpalmangelpalm Stop enjoying things Joined: Posts: 24,457 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited August 2016
    @the damned

    Pretty sure the midget wasnt talking to me but if he was the general response from these lames would be to act like that nigga supa hot fiya.

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