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  • KimuraLOXKimuraLOX Step into my zone, mad rhymes will stifle ya Joined: Posts: 4,088
    Cheers you whoresons.

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  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,852 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    edited January 1
    axeman61 wrote: »
    Million wrote: »
    Yep---Alyson and Gemma would get their salads tossed hard.

    Push-ups count = 900 for today... I might consider that the stopping point for today and 2016....then again, just 100 more gets a full 1000 for the day on the scoreboard there... it's tempting me... YEP, going for it...

    How's this whole pushup thing work? How many reps/sets are you doing? Are you doing this every day? Doing that many everyday could seriously hurt you if you're not already in good shape. I'm basing that off me though. If I ever go past 100 in a day, my arms are sore for days.
    It varies; starting fresh I'm doing like 45 or 50 at a time, then naturally the count goes down a bit from there. The lowest amount at any one time might be 20 or 25. On average it's probably about 30 or 35 each time; resting for a while (minutes) between each set of 30.

    It also brings back a few memories of screwing up so many times back in high school marching band days (I was a trumpet player)... basically, when you screwed up on something, that was 25 push-ups right there (*then you'd have to run back to catch up with the band if this was during the part of practice where we were running or marching around a certain route)....and I was messing up a LOT as a freshman/rookie chump back then. This is on top of a little hazing of course. Heh, some good memories there. Anyway, a lot of what I do is just stuff I remember from those days of being in a marching band in high school and then for a while in a university. It's a lot more of a workout than most people would imagine, especially at the collegiate level. Heh, sheeeeeit, "summer band camp" was an all day thing, actually...starting at exactly 5:45 am each day. (start time was 6 but it was always understood that we needed to be there and ready to go 15 minutes before whatever the stated time was.)

    *I've counted it up... this makes 5,580 total for December....so naturally that "missing" 20 count is bugging me... I'm tempted to do another 20 to push the total to 5,600.

    *Skyrim-- looking at the housing situation (http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Houses)... I want to get the one in Makarth, BUT my character has things to do over in the College of Winterhold; I intend to find the conjuration trainer asap since I want to focus on that, but of course that will likely cost a considerable amount of gold, which may destroy the funds I was setting aside for that house in Makarth! This game has the "problem" of having so much to do... but I wouldn't have it any other way. I also have a 3rd character in mind already.
  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,400 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    @NickRocks Cherish that! Before you know it, she'll be all grown up, talking shit 'bout yo game. :rofl:


    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,400 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    2017 dinner is served...

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

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  • PerthoPertho The Runed One Joined: Posts: 22,406 mod
    Gonna treat last year like:

    Ronin Chaos on Pertho:

    "Oh, Pertho. You complete me."
    jimmy1200 wrote: »
    pertho attacked me first, saying i get all my life tips from 106th and park.
  • WTF-AKUMA-HAXWTF-AKUMA-HAX BLACK-GOKU-HAX Joined: Posts: 18,024
    Manx wrote: »
    2017 dinner is served...

    :tup:
    Dinner at midnight?

    Franco-Italian Manx
    1999 = "A Game with Parries isn't Street Fighter"
    2016 = "Releasing a Complete Game isn't Street Fighter"
    You wouldn't even understand if I told you.
    People will forget what you said.
    People will forget what you did.
    But, people will never forget how you made them feel.

  • StockyJamStockyJam My nigga Networkingyuppy Joined: Posts: 5,846
    i'm fucking smashed yo.
  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 20,756 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    StockyJam wrote: »
    i'm fucking smashed yo.

    Pictures, or............You know.

    -Starhammer-
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?

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  • SNAAAAKESNAAAAKE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? Joined: Posts: 13,115 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    NickRocks wrote: »
    55 degrees is tshirt and shorts weather, fkn florida ass mother FUCCER

    That's cold here cuz it's always like 80. I still went out in shorts doe..
    you must defeat my Shen Long to receive the reward

  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,400 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Nicky and Snaaake confirmed White people. :coffee:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

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  • ThePurpleBunnyThePurpleBunny Joined: Posts: 17,564
    Pertho wrote: »
    Happy New year guys. Please be safe and get designated drivers.

    why don't YOU... get... a desi arnez diver. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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  • ManxManx Something is wrong... Joined: Posts: 22,400 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Doo doo doooo dooDoo doo... dooDoo...

    :tup:
    ... and I'm out like I stole somethin'
    SRK thieves lasted about 5 mins until "tha man" locked me up. Even on SRK a thief's gotta hit the underground!
    "So I just realized the crip walk is just black people's version of the riverdance." - Havatchu
    "Brittany Spears gave me a leg job in an Alabama gas station bathroom" - Shaft Agent

    My blog, where I write like it means something or some shit: http://manxbladesake.wordpress.com/
    Official 'Kevin Witness'
    Achievement unlocked! Offered drugs to a SRKer in real life
  • Jack_FrostJack_Frost M.C Joined: Posts: 6,982
    Manx wrote: »
    Nope! Pretty sure you're still a big ole' bitch. :coffee:

    :tup:

    Well they're bigger bitches
    There aren't 50 hours in a 5 day span...
    CRYING
  • ThePurpleBunnyThePurpleBunny Joined: Posts: 17,564
    Game Over'd in Gradius again.

    Whole year ruined.
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  • StarhammerStarhammer The Laughing Man of SRK. Joined: Posts: 20,756 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Game Over'd in Gradius again.

    Whole year ruined.

    Gradius 3 or 4?

    -Starhammer-
    Always think it's strange when black dudes accuse other black dudes of not being hood enough. Like isn't that a good thing?

    AV by Rick Ross.
  • ThePurpleBunnyThePurpleBunny Joined: Posts: 17,564
    Starhammer wrote: »
    Game Over'd in Gradius again.

    Whole year ruined.

    Gradius 3 or 4?

    -Starhammer-

    Gaiden. I can beat that, which is why I'm so mad at Game Over-ing. I'm not ready to try playing through 3. I let guys like this do that instead.

    Die at the base stage, do Boss Rush all over again. WTF, Konami?!
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  • MillionMillion King of Creeps Joined: Posts: 10,852 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    sheeeeit, Vanessa Williams' FINE old ass is in this movie And Then Came Love at the moment on the network "Bounce"...a network I usually forget exists until I'm home for the holidays. I looked up her age... how 'bout Ms. Williams is 53 years old at this point....and STILL looking so incredibly hittable. She'd get ravaged so damn hard...

    ...well unfortunately the movie appears to be over; the final shot as they zoom out gives quite a nice downblouse shot on her, actually.

    I also checked the imdb page--- she is still consistently getting work too: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001853/

    sheeeeeeit...I got some "work" for her too... :wink:
  • KeckaKecka Psycho Crushing that booty Joined: Posts: 1,742
    Million wrote: »
    sheeeeit, Vanessa Williams' FINE old ass is in this movie And Then Came Love at the moment on the network "Bounce"...a network I usually forget exists until I'm home for the holidays. I looked up her age... how 'bout Ms. Williams is 53 years old at this point....and STILL looking so incredibly hittable. She'd get ravaged so damn hard...

    ...well unfortunately the movie appears to be over; the final shot as they zoom out gives quite a nice downblouse shot on her, actually.

    I also checked the imdb page--- she is still consistently getting work too: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001853/

    sheeeeeeit...I got some "work" for her too... :wink:

    Oh fuck, she wasn't the madame in Westworld? Man, I really need that new year's resolution, because apparently I think all black people look alike.
    I suck dicks at fighting games.

    I also suck dicks. I don't think these two facts are related.
  • ZatalconZatalcon Most hated man on SRK Joined: Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭✭✭ OG
    Jack_Frost wrote: »
    Neogaf banned me cause I said to get rid of food stamps and welfare. I took like 2 people with me tho I ain't go out like no bitch

    I think they banned you because you are a dumb ugly nerd who was unintentionally trolling by forcing his dumb views that he thinks is correct.
  • axeman61axeman61 My Baby Blue. Joined: Posts: 4,853
    edited January 1
    Quick question. Ever since getting a huge speed increase in my internet, I've been viewing more 720p and 1080p videos on youtube. I've also downloaded a shit ton of 720/1080 porn. One thing that's getting to me is that I don't see much of a noticeable difference between the two resolutions. If I go from 480p or 540p to 720p, there's a very clear difference, but past 720, very little.

    My 20" monitor right now is from 2011 and I know it doesn't have 1080p resolution capability. If I got one that could take a 1080p resolution, would I be able to see this difference more clearly? Also, would that then make lower resolution files look crappy? I'm not going to be getting a bigger size.
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  • Legendary HoamaruLegendary Hoamaru Draxx them sclounst Joined: Posts: 2,956
    edited January 1
    Starhammer wrote: »
    Game Over'd in Gradius again.

    Whole year ruined.

    Gradius 3 or 4?

    -Starhammer-

    Gaiden. I can beat that, which is why I'm so mad at Game Over-ing. I'm not ready to try playing through 3. I let guys like this do that instead.

    Die at the base stage, do Boss Rush all over again. WTF, Konami?!

    Gradius 3 Arcade is no fucking joke.

    Damn Mariah Carey got bodied by the sound team to end off 2016 :rofl:
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  • BullDancerBullDancer Mentos, The Freshmaker Joined: Posts: 9,492
    axeman61 wrote: »
    Quick question. Ever since getting a huge speed increase in my internet, I've been viewing more 720p and 1080p videos on youtube. I've also downloaded a shit ton of 720/1080 porn. One thing that's getting to me is that I don't see much of a noticeable difference between the two resolutions. If I go from 480p or 540p to 720p, there's a very clear difference, but past 720, very little.

    My 20" monitor right now is from 2011 and I know it doesn't have 1080p resolution capability. If I got one that could take a 1080p resolution, would I be able to see this difference more clearly? Also, would that then make lower resolution files look crappy? I'm not going to be getting a bigger size.

    There's a slight difference in textures if you're talking about gaming or anything really.

    For gaming, you'd notice if you were looking at it at 1080p first then switch it to 720p and be like 'Ewww this is slightly worse than where I had it", but for an action style reflex based game, you're more focused on the action than the environments. If it's a strongly visual based artistic experience where you're TRYING to pick out every detail, then the difference becomes farrrr more drastic.

    Also, the smaller your display gets and the further away you sit from it, the less your eyes are able to discern the difference between the two. So for the average computer, the monitor size might not be sufficiently large enough to tell the difference for some people. Which is good for you if you can't, because that means you don't have to buy a new one lol.

    The jump from either one of those resolutions to 4K is super drastic. Unfortunately, 4K is relatively unsupported, expensive, and for gaming, you probably need a $1500>, water cooled beast.

    "Rock abandoned Neesa there like you were gonna abandon your son and wife and live alone with your TV"~Akuma-HAX
  • BB_HoodyBB_Hoody Nice plane you have there. Be a Shame if something went wrong in flight and it crashed Joined: Posts: 5,022
    edited January 1
    BBQ wrote: »
    Worked on this new years, the general vibe from my coworkers was somber. I guess some really wanted tonight off so they could get their drink on but since I quit drinking, I just put in my time and bounced.

    Happy new years everyone, 10 years ago was an amazing year for me and I'm hoping this year will be atleast a fraction of what it was in 07.

    What was so great about 07 for ya? I was a sophmore in High School in 07 lol. 2016 Is arguably the greatest year of my life so far. Saw myself go from riding Bicycles to work in the rain to driving in my own car. From living under my dad's roof to living under my own. From eating Ramen Noodles, and Sandwhiches. To Chicken breast and Steaks every night. From Working lame entry level retail and resturant jobs, to working on Airplanes and feeling proud to tell folks what I do for a living. From having to ask my dad for money from time to time. To being able to help others in my family with their bills. Drove across country, got to work on A AirForce base. My younger sister even jokes about how I'm now "That dude" In the family. But I'm far from it. But 2017 Is when I start to become that dude. Gonna be knocking out debts left and right.
  • Negative-Zer0Negative-Zer0 Joined: Posts: 9,704
    edited January 1
    H-Mate is the funniest comic I read in a while. I can't post it because of lewd content but look it up. If nothing else chapter 3 should have you fucking dying for a while.

    EDIT: Shit gets pretty dark
    “I was trying to take the easy way out by running away from everything. No matter the pain, I will keep living. So when I die, I'll feel I did the best I could.” - Koala
  • NickRocksNickRocks Knock Knock Joined: Posts: 22,878
    I dont have a new years resolution, i just want to keep making gains
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